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[Reg] Previously on Roadies...
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[Janine] Guess what?
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You're about to find out what it's like
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on the other side of the fence.
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I know where all the bodies are buried.
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[Bill] Christopher's drinking again.
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[Preston] And hanging
by a fucking thread.
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Okay, you need to tell
everybody who's gonna be hired
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to go on the European leg.
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I just... I just assumed
that everyone was going.
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Sean's father just passed away.
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[Bill] We got a problem.
Shelli's got to fly home.
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I'll see you, okay?
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[sighs]
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The other day, I found this
old hard drive from when I was 16,
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and I read this
letter I wrote to myself.
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Amazing piece of writing.
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Of course it was. It was my hard drive.
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Well, here.
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You take it then.
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It's awesome.
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Harvey, I need you to
be loyal to me right now.
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Preston wants Tom to go solo.
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I was brought in to break up the band.
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[Kelly Ann] "Today, I am 16.
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Today, I become a person
who will claim their life,
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who will make decisions instantly,
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who will never look back.
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Today, I become the
person who will be blazingly true
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in a world of violent bullshit.
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Today, I promise myself as
a person and as an artist
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I will never, ever sell out."
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- All right.
- All right.
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It's time to sell out.
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It's our first fucking corporate gig.
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We'll do three songs.
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The band will make a lot
of money we'll never see.
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Now, if you detect a bit of cynicism,
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it's because I knew men and women
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who wrote songs that
actually changed the fucking world
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without taking money
from a rubber company.
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Hear, hear!
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And also, our corporate
friends have invited us to a party
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after the set, and
they respectfully asked
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that we wear something clean.
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I only got, like, one clean thing.
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- Well, throw it on then.
- All right.
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All right, and as Jimi
Hendrix once said while he was
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high as fuck on acid:
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"Stay groovy and stay free."
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- Ow!
- Ow!
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[Puna] Hold on.
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I've got something to share.
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Last night, I had a dream.
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A dream about a melting animal.
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It will happen tonight.
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All right.
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Why don't you guys grab your
key packets from the manager?
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I'll see you in there.
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You're gonna like your rooms.
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They're good rooms. Okay.
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Take it easy. It's okay.
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Holy shit, Puna.
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You've got to give me more.
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I don't have any more.
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Be careful.
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Your long distance got
him in the way he did
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What'd he just say?
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[sighs]
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Hey, this'll perk you up.
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Fun Co supplies the synthetic rubber
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for Maureen Butler's latest active bra.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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Weren't you and Maureen
Butler an item once upon a night?
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Yeah, about a million years ago,
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back when she was just a
backup singer for Usher.
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The thing is, Phil, there's...
There's no need to mention
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any of this to Shelli, okay?
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Bill, Shelli went home.
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The spell's broken.
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The spell?
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The road spell.
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Going home breaks the spell.
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It's pictures on the refrigerator, dude.
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It's her sleeping in her own bed,
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fucking her own husband.
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Look, it had to happen.
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But maybe it's a blessing in disguise.
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You know, Maureen
Butler's gonna be here.
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I doubt she'd ever even remember me.
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Yeah, you're probably right.
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A billion dollars in yoga pants sales
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tend to erase one's memory.
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I was just trying to
find the silver lining
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in the sow's ear, as they say.
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What, the silver
line... The silver lining
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in what kind of ear?
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What'd you say?
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I don't know.
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I don't always
listen to myself very close.
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No, you're right.
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It had to end.
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Thank you, White Buffalo.
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Hey, um, did our Hawaiian friend
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say it will happen tonight?
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Your story changed my
life, White Buffalo.
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Hey, Wes.
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Yeah.
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Only I call him White Buffalo.
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Oh.
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[dream pop rock music]
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Sorry.
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["Little Cloud" by
Desert Stars playing]
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A room
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Far off
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Around
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The little cloud
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And the danger of spring
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Dead flowers in spring
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Ahh
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- Bill Hanson.
- Yeah.
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Hi, I'm Robin, your Fun Co liaison.
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Hey, Robin. Good to meet you.
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Welcome to the Fun Co experience.
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It's an experience?
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You know it!
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Where are we storing gear?
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In the James Monroe Ballroom,
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just to the left of the coronation room.
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Thank you, Robin.
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Excuse me.
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You'll be after
Future, Phantogram, alt-J,
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and just before Gwen Stefani.
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And as you know, the
master of ceremonies
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is David Spade.
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David Spade, great.
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We're all big Dead Sex fans.
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- That's exciting.
- Yes, you know it.
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And Jack Peltz cannot wait to
meet the Staton-House Band.
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Oh, my guys are so
thrilled to meet Mr. Peltz.
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Great. He's a big fan.
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I'll see ya. Nice to meet you.
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You too.
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[Milo] I've just googled Fun Co.
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These guys don't just
stop at rubber toys.
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They make the most lethal rubber
bullet on the market.
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Dude, rubber bullets don't kill people.
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This one does. It's
called "The Imploder."
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It kills you with a
red-hot explosion of rubber.
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Warm cookie?
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Those are oddly shaped.
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Who the fuck cares, man? They're free.
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They're in the shape of
the original Fun Co eraser.
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Fascinating.
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I know.
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Listen, Chelsea, I'm calling because
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I need to speak to Edgar urgently,
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and it concerns Extantion business,
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but also, it concerns me.
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Chelsea.
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Chelsea. Fuck!
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Why d... why do you keep looking at Reg?
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- I'm not.
- Oh, shit.
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By the way, I didn't tell
you. We're all going to Europe.
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- Wait, what? When?
- What?
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He told me we're all gonna go on the SHB
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European leg of the tour.
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- All of us?
- Yeah.
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Oh, that's sick!
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Oh, my God.
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I got to find the devil child.
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We've got property to destroy.
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I'm so fucking happy.
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Shelli, thank God. I
thought you had gone home.
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Couldn't stay away from ya.
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You look happy.
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You do. You look... happy.
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Wow, thanks, guys.
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It's good to see you.
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Preston talked us into
saying yes to this fucking
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dog and pony show, and he doesn't
even bother to show.
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I know.
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We used to laugh at other
bands for doing stuff like this.
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I feel so separate from Chris.
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I can't explain it.
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You don't have to.
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You love him, but you can barely
stand to look at him.
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Rick's got Natalie now.
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I mean, he's never been better,
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but he's got all these opinions,
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and you love him too.
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But frankly, it was easier for you
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when he was a sweet pickled fuckup.
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- Exactly.
- Mm.
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See, this is why you should
be managing this band.
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Really?
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Think about it.
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But it's just between us.
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It's not about Bill.
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He always takes Chris's side.
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That's why I can't really trust him.
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Not like I can trust you.
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[sighs]
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So don't tell Bill, okay?
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Of course.
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[clears throat]
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Hi.
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You're back.
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You didn't stay for the funeral?
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I... you know, I felt
like I should be here.
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I mean, I knew this
gig would be a clusterfuck.
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Yeah, well, Tom's really on edge.
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O-oh, really?
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Yeah, because
Christopher's not here yet.
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But it's okay; I'm on it.
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He just wanted to return the yearbook
to his mother's house.
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What?
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Nothing.
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You just look like you
got something on your mind.
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Uh, no, no. I just...
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I mean, how do we deal with this?
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You know what? I, uh...
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I've actually been giving
it a lot of thought,
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and I think, uh...
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I think that the most simple
way to deal with it
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is to, uh, forget that any of
it ever happened between us,
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and, uh, if you're concerned
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that I won't be able to do that,
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don't be.
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I meant, how do we
deal with Tom being upset,
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but fine, it's good to know.
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Okay, I'm sorry. I thought that...
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I didn't mean to... I thought you...
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No, I'm glad you were honest.
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I mean, we have to be
honest with each other.
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- You know it.
- Okay.
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Speaking of which, apparently,
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Maureen Butler is coming, and she
and I did have a thing once.
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Um, you know, she
taught me about Buddhism.
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You're not a Buddhist.
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No, I'm not, but it is my favorite
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of all the religions.
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You know, not that
she'll even remember me.
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[Lapsley's "Hurt Me"]
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Hey, Bill.
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Maureen.
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Can't look at you the same way
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Anticipating
heartbreak, and I know...
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Oh, my gosh.
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Puna's melting animal.
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It's like a metaphor.
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The end of something.
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What's up, honey bee?
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What's buzzing
inside that head of yours?
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Found this thing I wrote when I was 16
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on this hard drive that I
thought I'd lost forever.
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And it was...
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It's like a map of how
I always wanted to be.
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I've been too rigid.
268
00:11:11,417 --> 00:11:14,785
I've been too serious.
269
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I've just been a seahorse.
270
00:11:17,723 --> 00:11:20,857
Darlin', I already miss the seahorse.
271
00:11:23,596 --> 00:11:25,862
So if you're gonna hurt me
272
00:11:25,898 --> 00:11:28,065
Why don't you hurt
me a little bit more?
273
00:11:28,100 --> 00:11:29,366
I'm Phantogram's manager.
274
00:11:29,401 --> 00:11:30,901
This isn't our lighting style.
275
00:11:30,936 --> 00:11:32,235
This isn't mystery.
276
00:11:32,271 --> 00:11:33,503
This isn't our look.
277
00:11:33,539 --> 00:11:34,805
This is a big misunderstanding.
278
00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:36,239
You said "huge."
279
00:11:36,275 --> 00:11:38,175
Yeah, I didn't mean
four towering buttresses
280
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as high as the ceiling.
281
00:11:39,378 --> 00:11:40,811
That's not mystery.
282
00:11:40,846 --> 00:11:42,412
Don't get me wrong, the words "Fun Co"
283
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are lit perfectly.
284
00:11:43,882 --> 00:11:46,516
I will clarify the
situation and get back to you.
285
00:11:46,552 --> 00:11:49,086
Is it true that Sia pulled
out for political reasons?
286
00:11:49,121 --> 00:11:50,854
We are at the forefront of all kinds
287
00:11:50,889 --> 00:11:53,857
of rubber-based innovations, but
Mr. Peltz violently rebuffs
288
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any notion that he condones
any actual weapons of destruction.
289
00:11:56,929 --> 00:11:59,074
Our business in the Middle
East is mainly recreational,
290
00:11:59,098 --> 00:12:00,864
and he knows the Dalai Lama.
291
00:12:03,702 --> 00:12:05,268
[clears throat]
292
00:12:05,304 --> 00:12:06,403
You again.
293
00:12:06,438 --> 00:12:07,938
Hey.
294
00:12:07,973 --> 00:12:11,274
So what are your
thoughts on Libya or Egypt?
295
00:12:11,310 --> 00:12:13,910
Or "The Imploder"?
296
00:12:13,946 --> 00:12:16,613
My band has a global
conscience, you know.
297
00:12:16,649 --> 00:12:18,048
Hey, eraser, look at me.
298
00:12:18,083 --> 00:12:19,683
Okay, let me tell you something, man.
299
00:12:19,718 --> 00:12:21,563
You keep fucking dogging
me about the Middle East,
300
00:12:21,587 --> 00:12:23,264
I'm gonna cut your heart
out, and I'm gonna serve it
301
00:12:23,288 --> 00:12:24,855
on a fucking platter like sushi, okay?
302
00:12:24,890 --> 00:12:25,889
Just a performer, man.
303
00:12:25,924 --> 00:12:27,090
Trying to make some money.
304
00:12:27,126 --> 00:12:28,692
Just back the fuck off.
305
00:12:28,727 --> 00:12:29,793
Fucking dick.
306
00:12:29,828 --> 00:12:32,195
[woman] I hate tall dudes.
307
00:12:32,231 --> 00:12:34,064
Copy that.
308
00:12:34,099 --> 00:12:35,699
We just got a call from Gwen Stefani.
309
00:12:35,734 --> 00:12:37,445
Gwen's running late due
to her son's soccer game.
310
00:12:37,469 --> 00:12:39,202
So you'll be going on sooner.
311
00:12:39,238 --> 00:12:41,571
David Spade will introduce
you, and of course,
312
00:12:41,607 --> 00:12:44,107
Mr. Peltz specifically
requests that you play "Janine."
313
00:12:44,143 --> 00:12:45,420
Christopher House is his favorite
314
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tortured singer-songwriter.
315
00:12:46,945 --> 00:12:49,146
He can't wait to meet
him. Is he here yet?
316
00:12:49,181 --> 00:12:50,881
Robin, he's expected any moment.
317
00:12:50,916 --> 00:12:52,149
- Shortly.
- Yeah.
318
00:12:52,184 --> 00:12:53,395
Mr. Peltz is thrilled that you're
319
00:12:53,419 --> 00:12:54,551
doing "Janine" live again.
320
00:12:54,586 --> 00:12:55,952
It's so exciting.
321
00:12:55,988 --> 00:12:57,654
- That definitely...
- Changed things.
322
00:12:57,690 --> 00:12:59,456
Yeah. Thanks, Robin.
323
00:12:59,491 --> 00:13:01,491
Good recap. Thank you.
324
00:13:01,527 --> 00:13:05,095
[Daryl Hall's "Talking To
You (Is Like Talking To Myself)]
325
00:13:05,130 --> 00:13:06,675
Talking to you is like
talking to myself
326
00:13:06,699 --> 00:13:08,765
Ooh ooh
327
00:13:08,801 --> 00:13:12,569
Talking to you is
like talking to myself
328
00:13:12,604 --> 00:13:16,339
Talking to you is
like talking to myself
329
00:13:16,375 --> 00:13:19,943
You're sleeping in while there's
a riot rolling down
330
00:13:19,978 --> 00:13:22,112
Talking to you is like
talking to myself
331
00:13:22,147 --> 00:13:23,113
Can you hear me, sir?
332
00:13:23,148 --> 00:13:24,114
Yes, yes, yes.
333
00:13:24,149 --> 00:13:25,949
Okay. [stammers]
334
00:13:25,984 --> 00:13:28,418
Edgar, I'm so sorry to be calling
you so late at night.
335
00:13:28,454 --> 00:13:29,853
Well, I can't always fall asleep
336
00:13:29,888 --> 00:13:31,421
when I want to these days anyway,
337
00:13:31,457 --> 00:13:33,757
but it's good to see you, Reg.
338
00:13:33,792 --> 00:13:36,793
Though, I must say, you
look a bit wrung-out.
339
00:13:36,829 --> 00:13:38,006
Well, yes, sir, I'm extremely concerned.
340
00:13:38,030 --> 00:13:39,663
See, they're breaking up.
341
00:13:39,698 --> 00:13:41,965
No, no, no, I can...
I can see you perfectly.
342
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,545
No, sir, the band, the
band that hired us.
343
00:13:43,569 --> 00:13:45,001
They're breaking up.
344
00:13:45,037 --> 00:13:46,548
I've just found out that their manager
345
00:13:46,572 --> 00:13:48,305
is determined to break them up.
346
00:13:48,340 --> 00:13:51,675
He's canceled the last
leg of our... of their tour.
347
00:13:51,710 --> 00:13:53,176
I've only just found out about this,
348
00:13:53,212 --> 00:13:56,646
and, sir, it is the wrong decision.
349
00:13:56,682 --> 00:13:59,649
Financially and
in... In... in many ways,
350
00:13:59,685 --> 00:14:04,054
but, sir, I can write a
proposal tonight which explains in det...
351
00:14:04,089 --> 00:14:06,123
No, no, no, no, Reg, there's no need.
352
00:14:06,158 --> 00:14:07,858
It's all been decided.
353
00:14:07,893 --> 00:14:09,626
You've... you've
already been reassigned.
354
00:14:09,661 --> 00:14:11,394
- What?
- Yes.
355
00:14:11,430 --> 00:14:14,898
Yes, it's a canned goods company
in need of rebranding.
356
00:14:14,933 --> 00:14:16,666
It's perfect for you.
357
00:14:16,702 --> 00:14:18,635
You'll be... you'll be
up to your ears in soup,
358
00:14:18,670 --> 00:14:21,505
but at least you'll be
here at home and away
359
00:14:21,540 --> 00:14:25,075
from what you described
in that hilarious memo,
360
00:14:25,110 --> 00:14:27,644
"show people who hug."
361
00:14:27,679 --> 00:14:30,914
Well, yes, sir, that...
That was a long time ago.
362
00:14:30,949 --> 00:14:32,816
- So it's over.
- Yes, Reg.
363
00:14:32,851 --> 00:14:35,085
Now, you mustn't let anyone over there
364
00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:37,921
get wind of the fact that
the tour's been called off.
365
00:14:37,956 --> 00:14:39,990
None of the crew must know.
366
00:14:40,025 --> 00:14:43,393
Preston doesn't want any
discord in the ranks.
367
00:14:43,428 --> 00:14:44,995
Yes, I'm sure he doesn't.
368
00:14:45,030 --> 00:14:47,097
Mm-hmm, yes.
369
00:14:47,132 --> 00:14:49,266
Well, I must say I should be relieved
370
00:14:49,301 --> 00:14:50,433
to have you back with us.
371
00:14:50,469 --> 00:14:52,202
Extantion needs you.
372
00:14:52,237 --> 00:14:54,070
I need you.
373
00:14:54,106 --> 00:14:55,672
I understand, sir.
374
00:14:55,707 --> 00:14:57,541
Well, if you'll forgive me,
375
00:14:57,576 --> 00:14:59,876
I should make another attempt at sleep.
376
00:14:59,912 --> 00:15:01,578
Good night.
377
00:15:01,613 --> 00:15:04,247
Marjorie, how do you... How
do you turn this thing off?
378
00:15:07,653 --> 00:15:11,521
[overlapping chatter]
379
00:15:11,557 --> 00:15:15,458
[man] And now, the CEO
of Fun Co, Jack Peltz!
380
00:15:15,494 --> 00:15:19,362
Welcome, friends, to
the Fun Co experience!
381
00:15:19,398 --> 00:15:21,464
[cheers and applause]
382
00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:22,933
Can I get a "hoo!"
383
00:15:22,968 --> 00:15:25,602
[all] Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Fun Co!
384
00:15:25,637 --> 00:15:27,404
I feel a little distant from you.
385
00:15:27,439 --> 00:15:28,772
Should I get closer?
386
00:15:28,807 --> 00:15:31,808
[cheers and applause]
387
00:15:40,452 --> 00:15:43,620
[sighs]
388
00:15:43,655 --> 00:15:45,755
It began with rubber vomit...
389
00:15:45,791 --> 00:15:46,957
[laughter]
390
00:15:46,992 --> 00:15:49,226
Rubber roaches,
391
00:15:49,261 --> 00:15:51,461
and of course, the fake doggy dropping
392
00:15:51,496 --> 00:15:53,563
that put us on the map.
393
00:15:53,599 --> 00:15:55,298
But it didn't stop there.
394
00:15:55,334 --> 00:15:57,901
We moved from those novelty items
395
00:15:57,936 --> 00:16:01,338
into an exciting array of quality rubber
396
00:16:01,373 --> 00:16:04,274
and thermoplastic products.
397
00:16:06,645 --> 00:16:08,812
We don't just mold,
extrude, and fabricate
398
00:16:08,847 --> 00:16:09,980
rubber and polyurethanes...
399
00:16:10,015 --> 00:16:11,648
So do you call everybody Bill,
400
00:16:11,683 --> 00:16:13,016
or do you actually remember me?
401
00:16:13,051 --> 00:16:14,109
How could I forget?
402
00:16:14,264 --> 00:16:16,019
You were the cutest tour manager ever.
403
00:16:16,054 --> 00:16:17,954
- Come on.
- And you brought me tea.
404
00:16:17,990 --> 00:16:19,589
I did.
405
00:16:19,625 --> 00:16:21,925
You told me my voice
was great when it wasn't.
406
00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:23,860
Oh, I always loved your voice.
407
00:16:23,896 --> 00:16:27,464
That crazy room service
waiter that only spoke Latvian.
408
00:16:27,499 --> 00:16:29,366
- [Bill chuckles]
- That fire drill...
409
00:16:29,401 --> 00:16:31,668
Yeah, down that back exit.
410
00:16:31,703 --> 00:16:34,304
The loofah.
411
00:16:34,339 --> 00:16:36,473
You remember the loofah.
412
00:16:36,508 --> 00:16:38,808
[Jack] We do it all with love.
413
00:16:38,844 --> 00:16:40,277
You look good, Bill.
414
00:16:40,312 --> 00:16:41,511
You too.
415
00:16:41,546 --> 00:16:42,991
I mean, you... You
look better than good.
416
00:16:43,015 --> 00:16:44,948
You look great.
417
00:16:44,983 --> 00:16:46,694
I'm glad you're not
swinging off chandeliers anymore.
418
00:16:46,718 --> 00:16:48,852
Me too. Me too.
419
00:16:48,887 --> 00:16:51,221
Now, I mean, I never
actually swung, right?
420
00:16:51,256 --> 00:16:52,967
- No, just a saying.
- It's just a saying, yeah.
421
00:16:52,991 --> 00:16:54,335
[Jack] So last year, I put a little band
422
00:16:54,359 --> 00:16:55,737
called Guns N' Roses back together.
423
00:16:55,761 --> 00:16:58,762
[cheers and applause]
424
00:17:00,899 --> 00:17:03,333
But this year, for our 40th,
425
00:17:03,368 --> 00:17:07,904
we have my favorite band, Staton-House!
426
00:17:07,940 --> 00:17:11,308
[cheers and applause]
427
00:17:11,343 --> 00:17:14,411
Plus, Phantogram, Future, alt-J,
428
00:17:14,446 --> 00:17:15,979
Gwen Stefani, come on!
429
00:17:16,014 --> 00:17:19,916
[cheers and applause]
430
00:17:19,952 --> 00:17:24,921
And iconic fashion entrepeneuress,
Maureen Butler,
431
00:17:24,957 --> 00:17:29,559
unveiling her new rubber-based
creations.
432
00:17:29,594 --> 00:17:31,094
Why am I so nervous?
433
00:17:31,129 --> 00:17:32,996
You're gonna do great.
434
00:17:33,031 --> 00:17:34,731
This is what I do.
435
00:17:34,766 --> 00:17:37,367
Bring comfort to geniuses.
436
00:17:37,402 --> 00:17:39,903
And who brings comfort to you?
437
00:17:39,938 --> 00:17:42,439
[cheers and applause]
438
00:17:44,743 --> 00:17:48,111
Well... Hmm.
439
00:17:48,146 --> 00:17:49,257
[Jack] All right, enough with me.
440
00:17:49,281 --> 00:17:51,047
Now time for the real talent.
441
00:17:51,083 --> 00:17:54,217
Our host, nominated for three Emmys
442
00:17:54,252 --> 00:17:57,053
this year as writer, creator, and star
443
00:17:57,089 --> 00:18:00,690
of the great drama Dead
Sex, David Spade!
444
00:18:00,726 --> 00:18:03,426
[cheers and applause]
445
00:18:03,462 --> 00:18:05,628
Whoo! Ha, ha!
446
00:18:05,664 --> 00:18:10,367
- Good to see you, buddy.
- Yeah.
447
00:18:10,402 --> 00:18:13,703
You guys, this has
been such a remarkable year,
448
00:18:13,739 --> 00:18:15,405
and I'm so grateful.
449
00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:19,376
I really appreciate all the
fans of Dead Sex out there.
450
00:18:19,411 --> 00:18:23,113
Wow, um, okay, thanks, thank you.
451
00:18:23,148 --> 00:18:24,748
[sighs]
452
00:18:24,783 --> 00:18:27,717
So, uh, Christopher's
plane landed safely.
453
00:18:27,753 --> 00:18:28,952
Thank God.
454
00:18:28,987 --> 00:18:30,120
But he wasn't on it.
455
00:18:30,155 --> 00:18:31,287
- What?
- Mm-hmm.
456
00:18:31,323 --> 00:18:32,633
What the fuck are we supposed to do?
457
00:18:32,657 --> 00:18:34,023
I need you to go on sooner.
458
00:18:34,171 --> 00:18:36,404
I just got a call that
alt-J was stopped at the airport
459
00:18:36,428 --> 00:18:37,972
for not having the proper
visas, and they were sent home.
460
00:18:37,996 --> 00:18:39,763
- Wait, look...
- What about Gwen Stefani?
461
00:18:39,798 --> 00:18:40,975
She's having an emergency with her kid.
462
00:18:40,999 --> 00:18:42,165
She can't make it either.
463
00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:43,711
Oh, I've heard that one before.
464
00:18:43,712 --> 00:18:45,059
Wait, are you saying you
think it might not be true?
465
00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:46,093
Because that's what I thought.
466
00:18:46,117 --> 00:18:47,550
Oh, of course it's true.
467
00:18:47,585 --> 00:18:49,230
Why would Gwen
Stefani not want to be here?
468
00:18:49,254 --> 00:18:50,720
What am I gonna do?
469
00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:52,588
This is the 40th anniversary of Fun Co.
470
00:18:52,624 --> 00:18:54,924
And all we have is
SHB, Future, and Phantogram.
471
00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:57,927
[Phantogram playing "You
Don't Get Me High Anymore"]
472
00:18:57,962 --> 00:19:02,965
473
00:19:14,879 --> 00:19:17,280
I don't like staying at home
474
00:19:17,315 --> 00:19:19,749
When the moon is bleeding red
475
00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:21,951
Woke up stoned in the backseat
476
00:19:21,986 --> 00:19:24,587
From a dream where my
teeth fell out of my head
477
00:19:24,622 --> 00:19:26,923
So cut it up, cut it up, yeah
478
00:19:26,958 --> 00:19:29,458
Everybody's on something here
479
00:19:29,494 --> 00:19:31,594
My God send chemical best friend
480
00:19:31,629 --> 00:19:34,363
Skeleton whispering in my ear
481
00:19:34,399 --> 00:19:37,266
Walk with me to the end
482
00:19:37,302 --> 00:19:38,701
[clears throat]
483
00:19:38,736 --> 00:19:39,936
Hi.
484
00:19:39,971 --> 00:19:41,237
Hey.
485
00:19:41,272 --> 00:19:42,438
It's a cool party.
486
00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:43,773
Right, yep.
487
00:19:43,808 --> 00:19:44,941
Look, you, uh...
488
00:19:44,976 --> 00:19:45,942
Can you not touch...
489
00:19:45,977 --> 00:19:47,410
Oh, sorry.
490
00:19:47,445 --> 00:19:49,145
Look, you don't deserve the burden
491
00:19:49,180 --> 00:19:51,547
of your company's nefarious activities.
492
00:19:51,583 --> 00:19:53,216
Just wanted to tell you that.
493
00:19:53,251 --> 00:19:54,617
Great thing to say, dude.
494
00:19:54,652 --> 00:19:55,918
I got to... 'cause...
495
00:19:55,954 --> 00:19:58,287
Getting paid to do this.
496
00:19:58,323 --> 00:20:00,923
Not like before
497
00:20:00,959 --> 00:20:03,659
You don't get me high anymore
498
00:20:03,695 --> 00:20:05,962
Could you do that thing that
you do, but with Natalie?
499
00:20:05,997 --> 00:20:07,296
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
500
00:20:07,332 --> 00:20:09,966
You want me to get rid of Natalie?
501
00:20:10,001 --> 00:20:13,102
She is driving me crazy.
502
00:20:13,137 --> 00:20:14,303
You look different.
503
00:20:14,339 --> 00:20:16,739
You, uh... You cut your hair.
504
00:20:16,774 --> 00:20:18,274
No, I...
505
00:20:18,309 --> 00:20:20,743
Look, Rick, you're doing so well.
506
00:20:20,778 --> 00:20:22,612
I mean, you're happy.
507
00:20:22,647 --> 00:20:24,325
Don't you think Natalie has
something to do with that?
508
00:20:24,349 --> 00:20:26,148
Absolutely, I mean, she's the best thing
509
00:20:26,184 --> 00:20:28,584
I got in my life right now.
510
00:20:28,620 --> 00:20:29,752
I just can't handle her.
511
00:20:29,787 --> 00:20:31,520
You need to get rid of her, okay?
512
00:20:31,556 --> 00:20:33,189
UFO obliterate the way I feel
513
00:20:33,224 --> 00:20:37,960
Walk with me to the end
514
00:20:37,996 --> 00:20:42,932
Stare with me into the abyss
515
00:20:42,967 --> 00:20:47,870
Do you feel like letting go?
516
00:20:47,906 --> 00:20:52,341
I wonder how far down it is
517
00:20:52,377 --> 00:20:54,844
518
00:20:54,879 --> 00:20:57,280
Nothing is fun
519
00:20:57,315 --> 00:20:59,682
Not like before
520
00:20:59,717 --> 00:21:04,654
You don't get me high anymore
521
00:21:04,689 --> 00:21:07,023
Used to take one
522
00:21:07,058 --> 00:21:09,492
Now it takes four
523
00:21:09,527 --> 00:21:13,963
You don't get me high anymore
524
00:21:13,998 --> 00:21:17,733
I'm not high anymore
525
00:21:17,769 --> 00:21:19,468
You don't get me
526
00:21:19,504 --> 00:21:22,405
You don't get me high anymore
527
00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:25,441
[cheers and applause]
528
00:21:27,211 --> 00:21:30,179
[Here We Go Magic's "Stella"]
529
00:21:30,214 --> 00:21:32,315
530
00:21:32,350 --> 00:21:33,849
Holy...
531
00:21:33,885 --> 00:21:35,217
Whoa!
532
00:21:35,253 --> 00:21:39,322
That slide is over-hydrated!
533
00:21:39,357 --> 00:21:40,990
[screaming]
534
00:21:41,025 --> 00:21:45,328
535
00:21:45,363 --> 00:21:46,929
Guess what, little man.
536
00:21:46,965 --> 00:21:48,698
In just a few weeks, it's gonna be
537
00:21:48,733 --> 00:21:52,001
you and me destroying Europe together.
538
00:21:52,036 --> 00:21:54,370
[sighs]
539
00:21:54,405 --> 00:21:55,938
No.
540
00:21:55,974 --> 00:21:57,673
Mom says I'm not allowed to go on tour
541
00:21:57,709 --> 00:22:00,509
with my dad anymore.
542
00:22:00,545 --> 00:22:01,877
Wait, what?
543
00:22:01,913 --> 00:22:03,913
They got in this whole fight,
544
00:22:03,948 --> 00:22:05,715
and she won.
545
00:22:05,750 --> 00:22:10,019
So looks like we only have today,
546
00:22:10,054 --> 00:22:13,923
tomorrow, one last show, and good-bye.
547
00:22:16,761 --> 00:22:21,731
That Mona Lisa is a vacuum
548
00:22:21,766 --> 00:22:26,402
It sucks you in
to float in space
549
00:22:26,437 --> 00:22:29,105
Oh, Stella
550
00:22:29,140 --> 00:22:32,908
Now, on the way down here, I
stopped at the 99 cent store.
551
00:22:32,944 --> 00:22:35,111
I usually don't go in
there because I'm rich,
552
00:22:35,146 --> 00:22:39,949
but I'm on hiatus, so I stopped in.
553
00:22:39,984 --> 00:22:41,817
A lot of things in the 99 cent store.
554
00:22:41,853 --> 00:22:44,720
Weirdest thing was the
early pregnancy test.
555
00:22:44,756 --> 00:22:46,756
This is for the girl in
the regular pharmacy
556
00:22:46,791 --> 00:22:48,457
going, "I think I'm pregnant,
557
00:22:48,493 --> 00:22:50,726
but I'm not spending
more than a buck to find out.
558
00:22:50,762 --> 00:22:52,661
I'll just wait."
559
00:22:52,697 --> 00:22:53,662
You guys, thanks.
560
00:22:53,698 --> 00:22:54,597
That's my part.
561
00:22:54,632 --> 00:22:56,799
[cheers and applause]
562
00:22:56,834 --> 00:22:58,134
You're very nice people.
563
00:22:58,169 --> 00:22:59,568
We've got a great show tonight.
564
00:22:59,604 --> 00:23:01,804
Your headliners are coming up right now.
565
00:23:01,839 --> 00:23:04,974
It's an honor to bring
up this great American band.
566
00:23:05,009 --> 00:23:08,611
You know... one second, please.
567
00:23:08,646 --> 00:23:10,079
I love your work, by the way.
568
00:23:10,114 --> 00:23:11,347
Thank you.
569
00:23:11,382 --> 00:23:12,548
Just...
570
00:23:17,488 --> 00:23:19,088
Is this real?
571
00:23:19,123 --> 00:23:21,123
Okay.
572
00:23:21,159 --> 00:23:22,792
All right.
573
00:23:22,827 --> 00:23:25,995
Ladies and
gentlemen, most of Staton-House!
574
00:23:26,030 --> 00:23:29,031
[cheers and applause]
575
00:23:34,806 --> 00:23:36,639
Hey, Fun Co.
576
00:23:40,244 --> 00:23:42,144
After conferring with Mr. Peltz,
577
00:23:42,180 --> 00:23:44,358
we've determined we will
only be paying you the guarantee.
578
00:23:44,382 --> 00:23:46,182
[Shelli] Let's
pretend you never said that,
579
00:23:46,217 --> 00:23:47,550
and let me talk to Mr. Peltz.
580
00:23:47,585 --> 00:23:49,552
I'm sorry. That is not an option.
581
00:23:49,587 --> 00:23:50,786
How may I help, Robin?
582
00:23:50,822 --> 00:23:51,854
You can't help.
583
00:23:51,889 --> 00:23:53,222
You didn't provide a full band,
584
00:23:53,257 --> 00:23:54,835
therefore, we won't
be paying you in full.
585
00:23:54,859 --> 00:23:57,560
Now, now, Robin, I...
we put 4/5 of this band
586
00:23:57,595 --> 00:23:58,961
up on that stage.
587
00:23:58,996 --> 00:24:01,063
So you'll pay us 4/5 of your contract.
588
00:24:01,099 --> 00:24:02,565
Exactly. Well said.
589
00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:03,966
She's right.
590
00:24:04,001 --> 00:24:06,001
I cannot deal with this right now.
591
00:24:06,037 --> 00:24:08,971
Robin, you're doing a great job.
592
00:24:09,006 --> 00:24:10,840
Is there any word from Christopher yet?
593
00:24:10,875 --> 00:24:12,308
I mean, I don't fucking understand.
594
00:24:12,343 --> 00:24:13,843
I'm texting him this morning.
595
00:24:13,878 --> 00:24:15,811
He said the plane was about to take off.
596
00:24:15,847 --> 00:24:17,746
Well, it did, just not with him.
597
00:24:23,121 --> 00:24:24,887
Why are you looking at me like that?
598
00:24:24,922 --> 00:24:26,055
Like what?
599
00:24:26,090 --> 00:24:27,723
Never mind.
600
00:24:27,758 --> 00:24:30,426
Uh, what exactly did that
text from Christopher say?
601
00:24:30,461 --> 00:24:31,727
Just read it to me.
602
00:24:34,532 --> 00:24:35,731
"All's well.
603
00:24:35,766 --> 00:24:38,033
I'm finding my way back."
604
00:24:38,069 --> 00:24:39,235
Wait.
605
00:24:39,270 --> 00:24:41,437
"I'm finding my way back"
606
00:24:41,472 --> 00:24:43,339
is a line from "November Girl."
607
00:24:43,374 --> 00:24:44,406
Janine.
608
00:24:44,442 --> 00:24:45,441
Janine.
609
00:24:45,476 --> 00:24:47,109
He's with Janine.
610
00:24:47,145 --> 00:24:49,345
On fleek with
it, on fleek with it
611
00:24:49,380 --> 00:24:51,747
Think she bad, I'ma
smash, she a freak with it
612
00:24:51,782 --> 00:24:54,116
They lookin' mad at
her from the street with it
613
00:24:54,152 --> 00:24:56,585
Makin' your mad girl
bad, want to creep with it
614
00:24:56,621 --> 00:24:58,954
She on fleek with
it, on fleek with it
615
00:24:58,990 --> 00:25:00,389
Think she bad, I'ma smash
616
00:25:00,424 --> 00:25:02,224
[Kelly Ann] Look, there he is.
617
00:25:02,260 --> 00:25:03,626
What do you think?
618
00:25:06,297 --> 00:25:10,032
He looks like Steve Buscemi.
619
00:25:10,067 --> 00:25:12,234
I know.
620
00:25:12,270 --> 00:25:14,904
I've got to pluck up the courage.
621
00:25:14,939 --> 00:25:17,306
Could I have another Pino Palladino?
622
00:25:17,341 --> 00:25:19,408
- You mean a pi?a colada?
- Yeah, sorry.
623
00:25:19,443 --> 00:25:22,311
I got it mixed up with the
bassist from The Who.
624
00:25:22,346 --> 00:25:23,946
Okay, this is sick.
625
00:25:23,981 --> 00:25:26,549
There's a big exec at
Fun Co named Mr. Wesley.
626
00:25:26,584 --> 00:25:28,417
They accidentally gave me his suite.
627
00:25:28,452 --> 00:25:29,752
They're gonna regret that.
628
00:25:29,787 --> 00:25:31,820
Yeah.
629
00:25:31,856 --> 00:25:34,156
Holy shit. You're drinking?
630
00:25:34,192 --> 00:25:35,832
I mean, I haven't seen
you drink all tour.
631
00:25:35,860 --> 00:25:37,426
Is this 'cause of Christopher?
632
00:25:37,461 --> 00:25:38,839
'Cause I heard it's just strep throat.
633
00:25:38,863 --> 00:25:40,140
No, this is me being the real me.
634
00:25:40,164 --> 00:25:43,832
I begged her to take it slow.
635
00:25:43,868 --> 00:25:45,968
Okay, Kel, you know what,
I don't like you drinking.
636
00:25:46,003 --> 00:25:47,102
It never ends well.
637
00:25:47,138 --> 00:25:48,671
That was the past.
638
00:25:48,706 --> 00:25:51,607
Tonight, I change all that.
639
00:25:51,642 --> 00:25:52,908
Okay, just...
640
00:25:52,944 --> 00:25:54,410
You know what?
641
00:25:54,445 --> 00:25:55,856
Just meet me in my
room later tonight, okay,
642
00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:57,446
so I can keep an eye on you.
643
00:25:57,481 --> 00:25:58,525
I'm throwing a party to network.
644
00:25:58,549 --> 00:26:00,082
To network? Why?
645
00:26:00,117 --> 00:26:01,917
To seek employment, man.
646
00:26:01,953 --> 00:26:03,297
You know, Winston's not
allowed to go on tour
647
00:26:03,321 --> 00:26:04,920
with his dad anymore,
648
00:26:04,956 --> 00:26:07,289
so I guess I won't be
going with you all to Europe.
649
00:26:07,325 --> 00:26:08,657
Aw, Wes.
650
00:26:08,693 --> 00:26:10,492
It's fine. It's fine, okay?
651
00:26:10,528 --> 00:26:12,895
I know exactly how to
create business opportunities.
652
00:26:14,532 --> 00:26:15,876
I'm gonna get hooked up with a new tour
653
00:26:15,900 --> 00:26:18,167
before the night's over, mark my words.
654
00:26:18,202 --> 00:26:20,536
She on fleek with
it, on fleek with it
655
00:26:20,571 --> 00:26:22,938
Think she bad, I'ma
smash, she a freak with it
656
00:26:22,974 --> 00:26:25,341
They lookin' mad at
her from the street with it
657
00:26:25,376 --> 00:26:27,109
Makin' your mad
girl bad want to...
658
00:26:27,144 --> 00:26:28,811
I don't understand.
659
00:26:28,846 --> 00:26:32,314
Okay, uh, Natalie, look.
660
00:26:32,350 --> 00:26:36,619
Rick is a
difficult, changeable, selfish,
661
00:26:36,654 --> 00:26:38,821
extremely friendly guy.
662
00:26:38,856 --> 00:26:39,722
I know.
663
00:26:39,757 --> 00:26:41,056
Of course you do.
664
00:26:41,092 --> 00:26:42,191
Great.
665
00:26:42,226 --> 00:26:43,559
So we're good.
666
00:26:43,594 --> 00:26:44,893
We're just good.
667
00:26:44,929 --> 00:26:46,695
- No, no, we're not.
- Okay.
668
00:26:46,731 --> 00:26:49,865
'Cause you are
threatened by the influence
669
00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:51,400
I have over him.
670
00:26:51,435 --> 00:26:56,071
That is true, but this comes from Rick.
671
00:26:56,107 --> 00:26:57,906
Not me.
672
00:26:57,942 --> 00:27:00,576
Look at me. Rick does not want you here.
673
00:27:00,611 --> 00:27:02,978
[voice breaking] And I believe you now.
674
00:27:03,014 --> 00:27:05,047
But I'm still not going.
675
00:27:05,082 --> 00:27:07,049
You really thought I would leave?
676
00:27:07,084 --> 00:27:08,684
Are you kidding?
677
00:27:08,719 --> 00:27:11,186
People are going to tell
my story to their children
678
00:27:11,222 --> 00:27:13,255
to inspire them.
679
00:27:13,291 --> 00:27:15,591
The little fangirl that could.
680
00:27:15,626 --> 00:27:17,559
Please, you have to go.
681
00:27:17,595 --> 00:27:21,563
And it's an uplifting tale of
redemption and transformation.
682
00:27:21,599 --> 00:27:23,098
Think about it.
683
00:27:23,134 --> 00:27:25,868
Was I really just this
crazy, obsessed fan,
684
00:27:25,903 --> 00:27:29,405
or did I somehow have this inner knowing
685
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:34,243
that this band was where I belonged?
686
00:27:34,278 --> 00:27:36,211
Just like Phil's story.
687
00:27:36,247 --> 00:27:38,213
Which one?
688
00:27:38,249 --> 00:27:39,715
N-never mind.
689
00:27:42,420 --> 00:27:45,254
Natalie, look.
690
00:27:45,289 --> 00:27:46,689
Where will you sleep?
691
00:27:46,724 --> 00:27:48,324
[laughs]
692
00:27:51,829 --> 00:27:53,562
Take this, okay?
693
00:27:56,767 --> 00:28:00,936
It gets cold here at night.
694
00:28:00,971 --> 00:28:02,438
Rick's just afraid of commitment,
695
00:28:02,473 --> 00:28:05,307
like all human beings, you know?
696
00:28:05,343 --> 00:28:07,776
Yeah, I heard that.
697
00:28:10,581 --> 00:28:11,847
He'll come around.
698
00:28:18,856 --> 00:28:20,789
Reg, you are a sight for sore...
699
00:28:20,825 --> 00:28:22,424
Wow.
700
00:28:25,262 --> 00:28:26,695
Great.
701
00:28:31,369 --> 00:28:32,935
Europe's gonna be awesome.
702
00:28:38,943 --> 00:28:40,109
Mr. Peltz, I'm Reg Whitehead.
703
00:28:40,144 --> 00:28:41,844
I've just heard.
704
00:28:41,879 --> 00:28:44,580
I sincerely apologize for the
lack of Christopher House.
705
00:28:44,615 --> 00:28:46,582
Man, I am not happy.
706
00:28:46,617 --> 00:28:48,984
And, look, I'm known for being happy.
707
00:28:49,019 --> 00:28:52,421
I spend 36 hours a day happy.
708
00:28:52,456 --> 00:28:54,323
[chuckles] The...
709
00:28:54,358 --> 00:28:57,793
If I may, there's only... There's
only 24 hours in a day.
710
00:28:57,828 --> 00:28:59,461
You didn't read my business bestseller,
711
00:28:59,497 --> 00:29:00,863
When the Road Meets the Rubber?
712
00:29:00,898 --> 00:29:02,698
No, I have. I've read it, yeah.
713
00:29:02,733 --> 00:29:04,544
In the last chapter, I
talked about the 36-hour day, so...
714
00:29:04,568 --> 00:29:06,301
It's entitled "The 36-Hour Day."
715
00:29:06,337 --> 00:29:07,770
That's the heading of the chapter.
716
00:29:07,805 --> 00:29:09,772
- That's right.
- How could I forget?
717
00:29:09,807 --> 00:29:11,273
So yeah, this is on me.
718
00:29:11,308 --> 00:29:15,144
Um, I allowed a situation to unfold
719
00:29:15,179 --> 00:29:17,780
which caused
Christopher a great deal of shock
720
00:29:17,815 --> 00:29:19,982
and emotional turmoil.
721
00:29:20,017 --> 00:29:22,028
That's... that's... that's
why... That's why he isn't here.
722
00:29:22,052 --> 00:29:23,029
That's the reason he isn't here.
723
00:29:23,053 --> 00:29:24,987
It's 'cause of me.
724
00:29:25,022 --> 00:29:27,823
I've just... I've just
long been an admirer of you
725
00:29:27,858 --> 00:29:31,293
and your, um, business instincts,
726
00:29:31,328 --> 00:29:35,998
and I just... I just feel compelled
to tell you the truth.
727
00:29:36,033 --> 00:29:38,167
Well, thank you for that, Reg.
728
00:29:38,202 --> 00:29:40,869
But if you'd like some advice,
729
00:29:40,905 --> 00:29:42,638
unless you like failure,
730
00:29:42,673 --> 00:29:45,941
you need to embrace the selective truth.
731
00:29:49,747 --> 00:29:52,181
I've told the selective
truth my entire life.
732
00:29:54,585 --> 00:29:57,586
And I cannot do it anymore.
733
00:29:57,621 --> 00:30:00,155
Do you want to hear the actual truth?
734
00:30:00,191 --> 00:30:04,693
It's literally just come
to me in this moment now.
735
00:30:04,728 --> 00:30:07,563
I reject your business philosophies
736
00:30:07,598 --> 00:30:10,566
and everything that you stand for.
737
00:30:10,601 --> 00:30:14,036
Because you see,
Peltz, your father was right.
738
00:30:16,474 --> 00:30:18,774
The key isn't the pencil.
739
00:30:18,809 --> 00:30:23,178
The key is the eraser.
740
00:30:23,214 --> 00:30:25,380
The key to life is the second chance.
741
00:30:32,156 --> 00:30:33,366
What do you mean, a second ago,
742
00:30:33,390 --> 00:30:34,723
"emotional turmoil"?
743
00:30:34,758 --> 00:30:36,725
What emotional turmoil?
744
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:40,162
Um, I... Someone I met...
745
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:44,099
Called Janine.
746
00:30:44,134 --> 00:30:45,300
Janine?
747
00:30:45,336 --> 00:30:46,368
Yeah.
748
00:30:46,403 --> 00:30:47,369
Not the Janine?
749
00:30:47,404 --> 00:30:48,937
Janine.
750
00:30:48,973 --> 00:30:51,540
You know her? You know Janine?
751
00:30:51,575 --> 00:30:52,708
I know her.
752
00:30:52,743 --> 00:30:54,610
I-I have to hear this.
753
00:30:54,645 --> 00:30:58,447
Th... this is... this is
better than hearing the fucking song.
754
00:30:58,482 --> 00:31:00,115
Can I buy you a drink?
755
00:31:00,150 --> 00:31:01,416
Yeah, yeah. It's good...
756
00:31:01,452 --> 00:31:02,829
No, no, not that shit, the good stuff.
757
00:31:02,853 --> 00:31:03,752
Fuck that, yeah.
758
00:31:03,787 --> 00:31:05,787
King of Phantogram.
759
00:31:05,823 --> 00:31:07,723
Wes, you seem like the go-to guy.
760
00:31:07,758 --> 00:31:09,458
Dude, I am your go-to
guy for everything.
761
00:31:09,493 --> 00:31:11,126
Well, I got an idea.
762
00:31:11,161 --> 00:31:13,440
How about we Postmates some Hooters
buffalo wings, you know?
763
00:31:13,464 --> 00:31:15,163
- Yes.
- Extra crispy.
764
00:31:15,199 --> 00:31:18,634
Done. I got you, dog.
765
00:31:18,669 --> 00:31:19,501
Donna!
766
00:31:19,537 --> 00:31:21,236
Wes Coast!
767
00:31:21,272 --> 00:31:22,971
Hey, real quick,
768
00:31:23,007 --> 00:31:26,708
I'm available all year for employment.
769
00:31:28,212 --> 00:31:30,112
Guitars, people, and coffee.
770
00:31:30,147 --> 00:31:32,748
So here I am, doing
teleprompter for Staton-House,
771
00:31:32,783 --> 00:31:34,423
and you're doing the
video for Phantogram,
772
00:31:34,451 --> 00:31:36,418
and you're sat right opposite me,
773
00:31:36,453 --> 00:31:38,620
and we're hanging in this
bar, and we use real life.
774
00:31:38,656 --> 00:31:41,323
We didn't use Tinder
or Blender or Binder.
775
00:31:41,358 --> 00:31:43,759
We used real life.
776
00:31:43,794 --> 00:31:45,594
And we both hate corporate gigs.
777
00:31:45,629 --> 00:31:48,764
Well, I actually kind
of love corporate gigs.
778
00:31:48,799 --> 00:31:50,832
We did one for
Gillette, and I took, like,
779
00:31:50,868 --> 00:31:52,534
ten bags of razors.
780
00:31:52,570 --> 00:31:54,102
Yeah. [chuckles]
781
00:31:54,138 --> 00:31:55,771
But don't you think they're kind of...
782
00:31:55,806 --> 00:31:58,106
These events are like a sellout.
783
00:31:58,142 --> 00:31:59,808
Why?
784
00:31:59,843 --> 00:32:02,210
The whole old school vibe is dead.
785
00:32:02,246 --> 00:32:04,513
People don't even clap
anymore 'cause they've got
786
00:32:04,548 --> 00:32:06,281
a phone in one hand.
787
00:32:06,317 --> 00:32:07,783
Wake up.
788
00:32:07,818 --> 00:32:10,852
We're just here to steal a few watches
789
00:32:10,888 --> 00:32:13,488
off of the rotting carcass
790
00:32:13,524 --> 00:32:16,058
of what used to be alternative music.
791
00:32:16,093 --> 00:32:18,226
I disagree. It's just a travesty.
792
00:32:18,262 --> 00:32:20,040
It's like an invisible
gas that surrounds you,
793
00:32:20,064 --> 00:32:22,731
and then one day, you're
just another fucking sellout.
794
00:32:22,766 --> 00:32:24,633
Okay, yeah, you're being anachronistic.
795
00:32:24,668 --> 00:32:26,201
"Anachronistic"?
796
00:32:26,236 --> 00:32:27,903
Do you even know what that means?
797
00:32:27,938 --> 00:32:29,683
You're... you're calling
me a relic out of time,
798
00:32:29,707 --> 00:32:31,384
and all I'm saying is
that I really care about music,
799
00:32:31,408 --> 00:32:32,874
and that matters more than ever.
800
00:32:33,053 --> 00:32:34,464
It's not something that can be bought.
801
00:32:34,488 --> 00:32:36,688
It's not something that you can contain
802
00:32:36,723 --> 00:32:39,290
in a rubber billionaire's rubber palace.
803
00:32:39,326 --> 00:32:41,793
You're dreaming if you
don't realize that it's
804
00:32:41,828 --> 00:32:43,361
all different now.
805
00:32:43,396 --> 00:32:45,630
You know, you have a beautiful smile.
806
00:32:45,665 --> 00:32:48,833
You should... use it more.
807
00:32:52,739 --> 00:32:56,908
Do you want to get out of here?
808
00:32:56,943 --> 00:32:58,510
Yeah.
809
00:32:58,545 --> 00:33:00,411
I do.
810
00:33:00,447 --> 00:33:01,913
Alone.
811
00:33:09,723 --> 00:33:11,489
So quick as that,
812
00:33:11,525 --> 00:33:13,858
everything, like, came into focus.
813
00:33:13,894 --> 00:33:16,661
There she is.
814
00:33:16,696 --> 00:33:17,595
Aww, hey, baby.
815
00:33:17,631 --> 00:33:19,030
Good job.
816
00:33:19,065 --> 00:33:20,243
I'm having a great time. How 'bout you?
817
00:33:20,267 --> 00:33:21,866
I'm having a wonderful time.
818
00:33:21,902 --> 00:33:25,403
This is my luminous, effervescent
fianc?e, Maureen.
819
00:33:25,438 --> 00:33:27,672
Hi, Maureen. I'm Reginald.
820
00:33:27,707 --> 00:33:30,175
We're not broken
821
00:33:30,210 --> 00:33:34,445
822
00:33:34,481 --> 00:33:38,583
Baby
823
00:33:38,618 --> 00:33:41,452
If you want me in your life...
824
00:33:41,488 --> 00:33:42,587
Hello.
825
00:33:42,622 --> 00:33:45,089
Heyo.
826
00:33:45,125 --> 00:33:46,724
[clears throat]
827
00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:48,293
You know, um,
828
00:33:48,328 --> 00:33:50,128
what I said to you
before, I shouldn't have,
829
00:33:50,163 --> 00:33:52,697
and I... I just... I apologize.
830
00:33:52,732 --> 00:33:54,199
It...
831
00:33:54,234 --> 00:33:55,967
We all make mistakes.
832
00:33:56,002 --> 00:33:57,535
I've been... [clicks tongue]
833
00:33:57,571 --> 00:33:59,037
Making one all night.
834
00:33:59,072 --> 00:34:00,038
Yeah.
835
00:34:00,073 --> 00:34:02,273
I'm Logan.
836
00:34:02,309 --> 00:34:03,408
I'm, uh... I'm Milo.
837
00:34:03,443 --> 00:34:04,442
Hey, Milo.
838
00:34:04,477 --> 00:34:05,476
Hey. Nice to meet you.
839
00:34:05,512 --> 00:34:08,446
You too.
840
00:34:08,481 --> 00:34:09,948
So guess what.
841
00:34:09,983 --> 00:34:11,316
What?
842
00:34:11,351 --> 00:34:13,318
We both have suits.
843
00:34:13,353 --> 00:34:15,720
[chuckles]
844
00:34:15,755 --> 00:34:17,622
- Yep.
- Yeah.
845
00:34:17,657 --> 00:34:19,257
And guess what else.
846
00:34:19,292 --> 00:34:22,660
What else?
847
00:34:22,696 --> 00:34:24,462
I can see the future.
848
00:34:24,497 --> 00:34:26,898
- Wow.
- Yeah.
849
00:34:26,933 --> 00:34:29,234
Well, do you want to know what happens?
850
00:34:29,269 --> 00:34:32,570
Mm-hmm.
851
00:34:32,606 --> 00:34:36,941
We come back here to this very seat...
852
00:34:40,547 --> 00:34:42,614
to remember the moment we first met.
853
00:34:42,649 --> 00:34:45,316
If you want me in your life
854
00:34:45,352 --> 00:34:48,987
855
00:34:49,022 --> 00:34:50,855
When do you want the future to begin?
856
00:34:52,459 --> 00:34:56,294
Must've been odd being
up there minus one.
857
00:34:56,329 --> 00:35:00,131
Actually, it was fine.
858
00:35:00,166 --> 00:35:03,434
Hmm.
859
00:35:03,470 --> 00:35:06,471
Here's... Here's what
I want to say, uh...
860
00:35:06,506 --> 00:35:09,674
I've given your generous
offer a ton of thought,
861
00:35:09,709 --> 00:35:13,845
and with all respect,
I have to tell you, uh,
862
00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:18,316
you're wrong about Bill.
863
00:35:18,351 --> 00:35:22,553
He cares about this band so much.
864
00:35:22,589 --> 00:35:25,223
In fact, no one
cares more about this band
865
00:35:25,258 --> 00:35:26,858
than Bill does.
866
00:35:26,893 --> 00:35:28,993
So I'd really love to manage you guys,
867
00:35:29,029 --> 00:35:32,764
but, um, I won't do it without him.
868
00:35:35,402 --> 00:35:39,237
He makes me better. I know it.
869
00:35:39,272 --> 00:35:42,707
Together, we can give you everything.
870
00:35:42,742 --> 00:35:45,343
My heart is with this band.
871
00:35:45,378 --> 00:35:47,345
So is his.
872
00:35:47,380 --> 00:35:51,516
So I'm not saying take it or leave it.
873
00:35:51,551 --> 00:35:54,352
I'm saying take it.
874
00:36:00,927 --> 00:36:01,938
What are you... What are you doing?
875
00:36:01,962 --> 00:36:03,594
What are you looking for?
876
00:36:03,630 --> 00:36:04,862
I lost my hard drive.
877
00:36:04,898 --> 00:36:06,597
It must've fallen out of my pocket.
878
00:36:06,633 --> 00:36:07,598
Oh.
879
00:36:07,634 --> 00:36:08,933
Listen...
880
00:36:08,969 --> 00:36:10,935
You know Wes really
wants to come to Europe,
881
00:36:10,971 --> 00:36:13,082
and he's a really great
tech, and you've had his coffee,
882
00:36:13,106 --> 00:36:14,739
so can... could you just...
883
00:36:14,774 --> 00:36:16,374
What?
884
00:36:16,409 --> 00:36:17,608
I'm sorry, I can't...
885
00:36:17,644 --> 00:36:18,854
You don't have to promise anything.
886
00:36:18,878 --> 00:36:20,211
I d...
887
00:36:20,246 --> 00:36:22,680
[chuckles]
888
00:36:22,716 --> 00:36:24,215
Okay.
889
00:36:24,250 --> 00:36:25,516
Just forget it.
890
00:36:25,552 --> 00:36:26,584
By the way, your nickname
891
00:36:26,619 --> 00:36:28,419
doesn't stand for Due Diligence.
892
00:36:28,455 --> 00:36:30,555
It stands for Douchebag Dawson.
893
00:36:32,759 --> 00:36:34,303
Wait a second. That's
a terrible nickname.
894
00:36:34,327 --> 00:36:35,938
Doesn't even... doesn't
even fucking make sense,
895
00:36:35,962 --> 00:36:38,296
apart from the douchebag bit.
896
00:36:38,331 --> 00:36:41,366
Who's, um... What's... who's Dawson?
897
00:36:41,401 --> 00:36:43,468
It's a reference to Titanic.
898
00:36:43,503 --> 00:36:45,069
- I've never seen it.
- What?
899
00:36:45,105 --> 00:36:46,471
I've never seen Titanic.
900
00:36:46,506 --> 00:36:48,573
I'm never... I'm never going to...
901
00:36:48,608 --> 00:36:49,941
Never gonna watch it.
902
00:36:49,976 --> 00:36:51,275
What we'll do is, is us two,
903
00:36:51,311 --> 00:36:53,444
we'll go and find it together.
904
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:54,645
Yeah?
905
00:36:57,417 --> 00:36:58,249
Okay.
906
00:36:58,284 --> 00:37:00,718
Yeah.
907
00:37:00,754 --> 00:37:01,986
Never seen Titanic.
908
00:37:02,022 --> 00:37:03,287
No, I've never seen Titanic.
909
00:37:03,323 --> 00:37:06,290
[relaxed pop music playing]
910
00:37:06,326 --> 00:37:11,329
911
00:37:12,665 --> 00:37:14,632
You know, uh, a little bird told me
912
00:37:14,667 --> 00:37:16,667
you're the best road manager in music.
913
00:37:16,703 --> 00:37:18,569
And in space.
914
00:37:18,605 --> 00:37:22,974
If it's stories you
want, I got a lot of 'em.
915
00:37:23,009 --> 00:37:25,777
But only if you pay the balance.
916
00:37:25,812 --> 00:37:27,111
Hmm.
917
00:37:27,147 --> 00:37:28,312
Okay.
918
00:37:28,348 --> 00:37:31,115
A grand per story, take it or leave it.
919
00:37:31,151 --> 00:37:33,951
Just call me Schehera-fuckin'-zade.
920
00:37:33,987 --> 00:37:35,686
[chuckles]
921
00:37:35,722 --> 00:37:37,155
What's your, uh...
922
00:37:37,190 --> 00:37:39,290
What's your favorite song, all-time?
923
00:37:39,325 --> 00:37:42,593
My all-time favorite song
924
00:37:42,629 --> 00:37:46,798
is an obscure little treasure called
"Willin'" by Little Feat.
925
00:37:46,833 --> 00:37:49,500
All right, well, next
year, I'll have it sung for you,
926
00:37:49,536 --> 00:37:52,203
and you'll be guest of honor.
927
00:37:52,238 --> 00:37:54,305
Yeah, Tom Petty did it too,
928
00:37:54,340 --> 00:37:56,707
and so did that lovely
little Linda Ronstadt,
929
00:37:56,743 --> 00:38:01,512
but my favorite
version, the definitive version,
930
00:38:01,548 --> 00:38:04,949
was by the late Lowell George.
931
00:38:04,984 --> 00:38:07,552
I'm sorry. I'm a little
emotional tonight.
932
00:38:07,587 --> 00:38:08,798
No, it's all right. It's all right.
933
00:38:08,822 --> 00:38:09,887
I love it.
934
00:38:09,923 --> 00:38:11,522
I'll show you around.
935
00:38:11,558 --> 00:38:13,469
I've got, uh, Roger
Waters' Telecaster over here.
936
00:38:13,493 --> 00:38:14,725
Well, don't show it to me.
937
00:38:14,761 --> 00:38:16,060
I'll tell you if it's real.
938
00:38:16,096 --> 00:38:17,406
He lived with me for three months.
939
00:38:17,430 --> 00:38:18,763
[laughs]
940
00:38:23,937 --> 00:38:24,969
Can I grab a plate?
941
00:38:25,004 --> 00:38:26,370
Yeah, sure.
942
00:38:26,406 --> 00:38:28,706
[clears throat] Thank you.
943
00:38:28,741 --> 00:38:29,907
David Spade?
944
00:38:29,943 --> 00:38:31,242
Hey, hey.
945
00:38:31,277 --> 00:38:33,978
Man, I'm a huge fan, I mean, huge fan.
946
00:38:34,013 --> 00:38:35,847
Bill Hanson, Staton-House Band.
947
00:38:35,882 --> 00:38:36,981
All right. Oh, cool, cool.
948
00:38:37,016 --> 00:38:38,483
Yeah, yeah.
949
00:38:38,518 --> 00:38:41,552
Gosh, I just got to
tell you, you look good.
950
00:38:41,588 --> 00:38:43,855
I really admire the
way you've incorporated
951
00:38:43,890 --> 00:38:47,425
your success into kind
of a charismatic ease.
952
00:38:47,460 --> 00:38:49,861
Yeah, it comes very naturally to you.
953
00:38:49,896 --> 00:38:51,028
Well, that was the plan.
954
00:38:51,064 --> 00:38:52,363
Yeah.
955
00:38:52,398 --> 00:38:53,564
Sorry, man, I'm...
956
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:55,666
Really, I have to ask you this,
957
00:38:55,702 --> 00:38:57,435
but how does the season end?
958
00:38:57,470 --> 00:38:59,871
I mean, do you find Jen?
959
00:38:59,906 --> 00:39:02,607
Eh, I probably shouldn't tell you.
960
00:39:02,642 --> 00:39:04,108
You want to know?
961
00:39:04,144 --> 00:39:05,421
No, you know what, you're right.
962
00:39:05,445 --> 00:39:06,911
I don't. You're right.
963
00:39:06,946 --> 00:39:09,714
Sorry, excuse me. [clears throat]
964
00:39:09,749 --> 00:39:11,249
Man, I'm s... [chuckles]
965
00:39:11,284 --> 00:39:13,518
You're right here. I do, I do.
966
00:39:13,553 --> 00:39:14,852
I got to know.
967
00:39:14,888 --> 00:39:16,587
Just between you and me.
968
00:39:16,623 --> 00:39:18,723
[clears throat] All right.
969
00:39:18,758 --> 00:39:22,593
I kill Jen.
970
00:39:22,629 --> 00:39:25,596
You kill Jen?
971
00:39:25,632 --> 00:39:27,465
Why the fuck would you do that?
972
00:39:32,172 --> 00:39:36,207
Oh, me, oh, my, oh
973
00:39:36,242 --> 00:39:39,944
Look at Miss Ohio
974
00:39:39,979 --> 00:39:44,382
She's running around
with her rag-top down
975
00:39:44,417 --> 00:39:47,485
Not bad.
976
00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:51,822
Says I wanna do
right, but not right now
977
00:39:51,858 --> 00:39:55,126
978
00:39:55,161 --> 00:39:59,997
Gonna drive to Atlanta
979
00:40:00,033 --> 00:40:03,467
Live out this fantasy
980
00:40:03,503 --> 00:40:05,469
Running around with her...
981
00:40:05,505 --> 00:40:07,772
Could it... Could it be here?
982
00:40:07,807 --> 00:40:12,076
Could you have... Could
you have left it here?
983
00:40:12,111 --> 00:40:14,412
I don't know. I was
just wandering around.
984
00:40:14,447 --> 00:40:17,315
Why is it, though,
um, when I'm with you,
985
00:40:17,350 --> 00:40:18,816
we're always looking for something,
986
00:40:18,851 --> 00:40:21,919
and it's always hopeless?
987
00:40:21,955 --> 00:40:23,187
You don't have to help.
988
00:40:23,223 --> 00:40:24,755
No, I want to. I want to.
989
00:40:24,791 --> 00:40:27,959
I want... I just want... I
just need some fortification.
990
00:40:32,732 --> 00:40:35,199
[groans]
991
00:40:35,235 --> 00:40:38,202
They're blue and they're black
992
00:40:38,238 --> 00:40:41,305
We're out on the flaps
993
00:40:41,341 --> 00:40:46,310
Way out on the I-42
994
00:40:46,346 --> 00:40:49,347
Janine, Janine
995
00:40:49,382 --> 00:40:52,350
Janine, Janine
996
00:40:52,385 --> 00:40:55,453
I know he was thinking of you
997
00:40:55,488 --> 00:40:57,321
What was on... What was on it?
998
00:40:57,357 --> 00:40:58,901
That... what's on
your... On your little hard drive?
999
00:40:58,925 --> 00:41:00,858
Just all this stuff that
I wrote when I was 16
1000
00:41:00,893 --> 00:41:03,828
about wanting to be
strong and courageous
1001
00:41:03,863 --> 00:41:05,396
and just not giving a shit.
1002
00:41:05,431 --> 00:41:07,632
But that's who... That's who you are.
1003
00:41:07,667 --> 00:41:09,200
That's the person that you are.
1004
00:41:09,235 --> 00:41:13,004
- No.
- Yeah.
1005
00:41:13,039 --> 00:41:16,340
No, I've been...
1006
00:41:16,376 --> 00:41:20,411
somewhat... lost.
1007
00:41:20,446 --> 00:41:22,847
Yeah, we're all
lost, but you... but, um...
1008
00:41:22,882 --> 00:41:24,215
Right, so you stood up to me.
1009
00:41:24,250 --> 00:41:26,384
You do have courage.
1010
00:41:26,419 --> 00:41:28,052
You are those things.
1011
00:41:28,087 --> 00:41:29,887
And everybody sees it.
1012
00:41:29,922 --> 00:41:33,190
Everybody sees this, um...
1013
00:41:33,226 --> 00:41:35,726
this light...
1014
00:41:35,762 --> 00:41:38,763
that you have in you.
1015
00:41:41,367 --> 00:41:43,067
And I think that
1016
00:41:43,102 --> 00:41:45,069
one day, you will see it too.
1017
00:41:49,108 --> 00:41:50,408
Can we stop looking for it now?
1018
00:41:50,443 --> 00:41:51,609
- And do what?
- I don't know.
1019
00:41:51,644 --> 00:41:54,679
We could watch a movie.
1020
00:41:54,714 --> 00:41:57,415
Or we could... Do you know they made
1021
00:41:57,450 --> 00:42:01,118
the film I Like It Hot just over there?
1022
00:42:01,154 --> 00:42:02,787
- Some Like It Hot.
- Some Like It Hot.
1023
00:42:02,822 --> 00:42:04,422
Just over there.
1024
00:42:04,457 --> 00:42:06,791
- Yes, Billy Wilder movie.
- Wilder movie.
1025
00:42:06,826 --> 00:42:08,426
And he also made Sunset Boulevard.
1026
00:42:08,461 --> 00:42:11,729
Boulevard, and, uh... Uh...
1027
00:42:11,764 --> 00:42:13,764
Yeah, he's a... I mean, he's a...
1028
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:16,867
He's a great...
1029
00:42:16,903 --> 00:42:19,537
I don't... I don't
want to watch a movie.
1030
00:42:19,572 --> 00:42:23,574
Well, then, we could swim.
1031
00:42:23,609 --> 00:42:26,077
Drunkenly, in the nude...
1032
00:42:26,112 --> 00:42:27,745
[laughs]
1033
00:42:27,780 --> 00:42:30,948
And celebrate the destruction
1034
00:42:30,983 --> 00:42:33,617
of who we are or were.
1035
00:42:33,653 --> 00:42:38,322
- Reg...
- Fuck it. Call me Double D.
1036
00:42:38,358 --> 00:42:39,990
Double D.
1037
00:42:40,026 --> 00:42:41,125
Yes?
1038
00:42:45,698 --> 00:42:50,234
I've only ever had sex drunk.
1039
00:42:50,269 --> 00:42:55,072
I've never had it not drunk.
1040
00:42:55,108 --> 00:42:58,909
And I...
1041
00:42:58,945 --> 00:43:01,912
would really like...
1042
00:43:01,948 --> 00:43:05,850
to try that sometime.
1043
00:43:05,885 --> 00:43:08,619
In Europe,
1044
00:43:08,654 --> 00:43:12,123
maybe with you.
1045
00:43:12,158 --> 00:43:13,557
Oh.
1046
00:43:17,530 --> 00:43:18,796
So...
1047
00:43:22,835 --> 00:43:26,003
Can I kiss you?
1048
00:43:26,038 --> 00:43:29,774
Stateside?
1049
00:43:29,809 --> 00:43:32,610
Like when?
1050
00:43:32,645 --> 00:43:36,113
[gentle acoustic music]
1051
00:43:36,149 --> 00:43:40,451
But I won't forget
1052
00:43:40,486 --> 00:43:43,521
The way she flied
1053
00:43:43,556 --> 00:43:48,025
1054
00:43:48,060 --> 00:43:49,627
Wait, Reg, do you understand
1055
00:43:49,662 --> 00:43:51,629
what I mean about waiting until Europe?
1056
00:43:51,664 --> 00:43:54,598
I do. I do.
1057
00:43:58,237 --> 00:44:02,306
Except there is no Europe.
1058
00:44:02,341 --> 00:44:04,508
That's not funny.
1059
00:44:04,544 --> 00:44:07,645
I'm sorry. I shouldn't make jokes.
1060
00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:09,914
Were you just saying that
to try and get me into bed?
1061
00:44:09,949 --> 00:44:11,482
Yeah, I did.
1062
00:44:11,517 --> 00:44:13,818
Forgive me. Okay.
1063
00:44:13,853 --> 00:44:18,055
Well, well, we'll wait
until... Until Europe...
1064
00:44:19,725 --> 00:44:21,826
[giggles]
1065
00:44:21,861 --> 00:44:26,864
1066
00:44:31,204 --> 00:44:33,270
Marilyn Monroe, she always looks like
1067
00:44:33,306 --> 00:44:37,374
her clothes are just about to fall off.
1068
00:44:37,410 --> 00:44:41,245
She's always laughing, but
you can tell how sad she is.
1069
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:43,914
And she wants to, um,
1070
00:44:43,950 --> 00:44:45,916
marry someone very
rich, and I always thought
1071
00:44:45,952 --> 00:44:48,853
that was such a smart idea.
1072
00:44:48,888 --> 00:44:51,355
And I wanted to be that rich
man that she would want to marry.
1073
00:44:51,390 --> 00:44:53,891
Good night, Sugar.
1074
00:44:56,128 --> 00:44:59,763
Good night, honey.
1075
00:44:59,799 --> 00:45:02,800
Honey? She called me honey.
1076
00:45:07,073 --> 00:45:08,806
I'm gonna find your hard drive.
1077
00:45:10,476 --> 00:45:12,109
I'm gonna go and get it.
1078
00:45:12,144 --> 00:45:15,079
1079
00:45:15,114 --> 00:45:17,448
Get down, I won't get down
1080
00:45:17,483 --> 00:45:19,750
Get down, I won't get down
1081
00:45:19,785 --> 00:45:22,119
Get down, I won't get down
1082
00:45:22,154 --> 00:45:24,555
Get down, I won't get down
1083
00:45:24,590 --> 00:45:27,091
Get down, I won't get down
1084
00:45:27,126 --> 00:45:29,460
Get down, I won't get down
1085
00:45:29,495 --> 00:45:31,795
Get down, I won't get down
1086
00:45:31,831 --> 00:45:33,330
Get down, I won't get down
1087
00:45:33,366 --> 00:45:34,365
Thank you.
1088
00:45:35,535 --> 00:45:36,967
[sighs]
1089
00:45:37,003 --> 00:45:38,335
[David] No, I understand.
1090
00:45:38,371 --> 00:45:40,304
No, but listen to me.
1091
00:45:40,339 --> 00:45:41,972
These people are huge Dead Sex fans.
1092
00:45:42,008 --> 00:45:43,574
Do you get it?
1093
00:45:43,609 --> 00:45:46,010
Now, do we have time to
rewrite and re-shoot the ending?
1094
00:45:46,045 --> 00:45:47,645
Let's get Aaron Sorkin for a day
1095
00:45:47,680 --> 00:45:49,146
or that guy that did Hamilton.
1096
00:45:49,181 --> 00:45:50,848
I'm not shitting you. We have to do it.
1097
00:45:50,883 --> 00:45:52,583
I'll pay for it myself.
1098
00:45:52,618 --> 00:45:56,620
The forum is such a
logistical nightmare.
1099
00:45:56,656 --> 00:45:59,156
Do you ever dream about delegating
this menial crap
1100
00:45:59,191 --> 00:45:59,991
when we're managers?
1101
00:46:00,026 --> 00:46:01,625
Only most days.
1102
00:46:01,661 --> 00:46:02,993
Dream no more.
1103
00:46:03,029 --> 00:46:05,596
Tom wants us to take over.
1104
00:46:05,631 --> 00:46:07,164
You messin' with me?
1105
00:46:07,199 --> 00:46:08,532
He approached me, you and me.
1106
00:46:08,568 --> 00:46:09,833
The time is now.
1107
00:46:09,869 --> 00:46:11,035
What do you say, partner?
1108
00:46:11,070 --> 00:46:12,336
I can't.
1109
00:46:12,371 --> 00:46:15,706
I can't manage the band with you.
1110
00:46:15,741 --> 00:46:17,741
Why not?
1111
00:46:22,715 --> 00:46:25,816
Because I'm in love with you.
1112
00:46:25,851 --> 00:46:28,118
Oh.
1113
00:46:28,154 --> 00:46:29,386
Don't worry.
1114
00:46:29,422 --> 00:46:30,832
I mean, you don't have to say anything.
1115
00:46:30,856 --> 00:46:32,389
- I don't?
- No.
1116
00:46:32,425 --> 00:46:35,993
I mean, I could tell from...
1117
00:46:36,028 --> 00:46:37,561
When I first saw you this morning
1118
00:46:37,597 --> 00:46:40,030
and I could see how happy you were,
1119
00:46:40,066 --> 00:46:42,566
I knew that you and I were over.
1120
00:46:42,602 --> 00:46:43,901
What are you talking about?
1121
00:46:43,936 --> 00:46:46,003
I'm saying you went home,
1122
00:46:46,038 --> 00:46:48,539
and that broke the spell.
1123
00:46:48,574 --> 00:46:50,841
I-I was happy to be back.
1124
00:46:50,876 --> 00:46:52,543
I-I-I was
sad to leave,
1125
00:46:52,578 --> 00:46:55,045
and really happy to come back.
1126
00:46:55,081 --> 00:46:57,214
- Really?
- Yeah.
1127
00:46:57,249 --> 00:46:59,750
I mean, you don't have to just say that.
1128
00:47:03,022 --> 00:47:04,521
Hey, guys?
1129
00:47:04,557 --> 00:47:06,690
Yeah.
1130
00:47:06,726 --> 00:47:09,026
I just got this.
1131
00:47:09,061 --> 00:47:10,105
[clears throat] What is it?
1132
00:47:10,129 --> 00:47:11,829
[sighs]
1133
00:47:11,864 --> 00:47:14,231
"As Neil Young once said,
1134
00:47:14,266 --> 00:47:18,235
some things that started
spontaneously 14 years ago
1135
00:47:18,270 --> 00:47:20,070
end that way.
1136
00:47:20,106 --> 00:47:23,240
Long may you run."
1137
00:47:23,275 --> 00:47:27,344
[together] "Christopher House."
1138
00:47:27,380 --> 00:47:31,949
He's left the band.
1139
00:47:31,984 --> 00:47:35,686
- You okay?
- I don't know.
1140
00:47:35,721 --> 00:47:37,121
We'll see.
1141
00:47:43,629 --> 00:47:44,862
Hey, Reginald.
1142
00:47:44,897 --> 00:47:49,099
Oh, Phil!
1143
00:47:49,135 --> 00:47:50,267
Hey, listen, man.
1144
00:47:50,302 --> 00:47:52,403
You need to hear this.
1145
00:47:52,438 --> 00:47:54,872
Peltz told me you
blame yourself for this,
1146
00:47:54,907 --> 00:47:55,773
and that's bullshit.
1147
00:47:55,808 --> 00:47:58,776
Phil...
1148
00:47:58,811 --> 00:48:01,945
I haven't given up hope.
1149
00:48:01,981 --> 00:48:05,115
I can still save this tour.
1150
00:48:05,151 --> 00:48:07,584
Nothing you can do.
1151
00:48:07,620 --> 00:48:09,753
It's already over.
1152
00:48:09,789 --> 00:48:12,756
All because those two boys
couldn't talk to each other.
1153
00:48:16,362 --> 00:48:18,429
People.
1154
00:48:18,464 --> 00:48:21,298
People.
1155
00:48:21,333 --> 00:48:23,100
Only thing worse than people
1156
00:48:23,135 --> 00:48:26,570
is monkeys.
1157
00:48:26,605 --> 00:48:29,473
I don't really have much
of an opinion on monkeys.
1158
00:48:33,379 --> 00:48:36,113
Listen, listen.
1159
00:48:41,320 --> 00:48:42,720
Do you hear that?
1160
00:48:46,492 --> 00:48:47,958
No, I don't hear a thing.
1161
00:48:53,299 --> 00:48:54,465
[groaning and straining]
1162
00:48:54,500 --> 00:48:55,933
Fuck, Phil.
1163
00:48:55,968 --> 00:48:57,201
Fuck. Phil.
1164
00:48:57,236 --> 00:48:59,002
Can somebody please help us?
1165
00:48:59,038 --> 00:49:01,472
Phil? Phil.
1166
00:49:01,507 --> 00:49:04,475
[Little Feat's "Willin'"]
1167
00:49:04,510 --> 00:49:09,513
1168
00:49:13,886 --> 00:49:15,853
I been warped by the rain
1169
00:49:15,888 --> 00:49:17,354
Driven by the snow
1170
00:49:17,389 --> 00:49:18,889
I'm drunk and dirty
1171
00:49:18,924 --> 00:49:20,290
Don't ya know
1172
00:49:20,326 --> 00:49:23,794
And I'm still
1173
00:49:23,829 --> 00:49:27,030
Willin'
1174
00:49:27,066 --> 00:49:30,033
Out on the road late last night
1175
00:49:30,069 --> 00:49:33,303
I see my pretty
Alice in every headlight
1176
00:49:33,339 --> 00:49:35,806
Alice
1177
00:49:35,841 --> 00:49:37,975
Dallas Alice
1178
00:49:38,010 --> 00:49:39,743
[Milo] The paramedics are on their way.
1179
00:49:39,779 --> 00:49:42,880
I've been from
Tucson to Tucumcari
1180
00:49:42,915 --> 00:49:46,316
Tehachapi to Tonopah
1181
00:49:46,352 --> 00:49:50,053
Driven every kind of
rig that's ever been made
1182
00:49:50,089 --> 00:49:52,756
1183
00:49:52,792 --> 00:49:56,760
Driven the back roads so
I wouldn't get weighed
1184
00:49:56,796 --> 00:49:59,496
1185
00:49:59,532 --> 00:50:01,565
And if you give me
1186
00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:06,036
Weed, whites, and wine
1187
00:50:06,071 --> 00:50:07,571
1188
00:50:07,606 --> 00:50:11,208
You show me a sign
1189
00:50:11,243 --> 00:50:14,545
I'll be willin'
1190
00:50:14,580 --> 00:50:18,582
To be movin'
1191
00:50:18,617 --> 00:50:22,085
Ooh, ooh
1192
00:50:22,121 --> 00:50:24,901
Ooh, ooh, ooh
1193
00:50:25,117 --> 00:50:29,823
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