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[Shelli] Previously on "Roadies..."
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[Kelly Ann] I don't even know
if the band are feeling it either.
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They haven't changed their
set since the last tour.
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New setlist.
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We're gonna open with "Janine" tonight.
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[Shelli] We need an opening act.
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[Bill] I can't find a
replacement by tonight.
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People are pissed at
you, 'cause you left.
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And you can't demand a nickname.
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That shit's, like, bestowed.
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[Bill] I had my blood pressure checked.
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It scared a nurse.
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[Shelli] I have everyone on the lookout.
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Natalie Shayne is
not that good a stalker.
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Are you gonna lead morning circle?
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[Bill] No, that was Phil's thing.
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The holding hands and all that.
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That's why it worked, because it was his.
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Your little scheme to get me fired
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didn't quite come off.
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I didn't try to get you fired.
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You don't want to be my friend anyway.
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People on this tour don't like me.
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See you in Atlanta.
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[keyboard tapping]
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[chuckling]
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[laughs]
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[quirky upbeat music]
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[Melinda] You are here right now
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because of a perceived problem.
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"Am I Too Serious?"
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Yes, you are.
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And that's why you're here.
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First and foremost, becoming less
serious will be a process.
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You can start in the
workplace with a joke or two.
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You know, "Hey, uh, hard at
work, or 'hard' at work?"
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And that's funny in the bank.
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One good joke that makes people laugh
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can change the way they
feel about you forever.
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Imagine you with an extra sparkle
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that can make people laugh.
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And that's why we're on the planet.
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Have you seen it?
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It's bad.
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[Kelly Ann] What? Who died?
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We did.
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[Wes] Motherfucker.
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Haven't you ever read "The
Bryce Newman Letter"?
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I mean, once or twice, but
I think all of his columns
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are the same.
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"Last night I found myself
watching a YouTube video
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of the Staton-House Band.
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I once liked this earnest American band.
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I thought I'd revisit
them in the harsh light
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of today's music business.
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Let me just say what no one's saying.
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The band have become
relentlessly irrelevant."
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It's a full-frontal assault.
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[Donna] He didn't even go to the show.
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He reviewed a YouTube fan video.
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All right, I'm just gonna
go way out on a limb here
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and say it's not good.
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What are you, trying to be funny?
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- Keep reading. Keep reading.
- [Wes] You know what?
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Who the fuck gave these
people the right to spew this shit?
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I'd like to meet this
fucker and wrap his tongue
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around his neck until it kills him.
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All right, that's a bit
of an overreaction, okay?
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[Donna] He really goes after Rick.
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You go after Rick, you go after me.
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Wait. He insults you too.
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Wait. What? Where?
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"Bassist Rick Bayless
was clearly inebriated
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by the end of the evening, out of tune,
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and looking like a lost
little boy in search of his mommy,
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AKA the guitar tuner."
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All right.
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Let's kill him.
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[upbeat guitar music]
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Bill.
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Yeah.
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You know you got
handsomer since last year?
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Kind of like what happens
with the Marlboro man?
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Who's that?
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[chuckles] I guess you had to be there.
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[laughs]
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You're as gorgeous as a yellow rose.
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You know, a yellow
rose means friendship.
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Is that right?
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Is that what we are?
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[cell phone dings and buzzes]
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Oh, hell.
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Come on. Leave me alone.
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I'm gonna write this fucking guy.
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[Milo] I can't bear...
I can't bear this anymore.
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- He wasn't even at the show.
- It's okay. We got this.
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Let's write him. Let's
write him. Let's write him.
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Write this, "Hey. Hey, asshole..."
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- Good.
- [Donna] "Hey, asshole..."
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"Why don't you get your head
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out of Dave Grohl's hairy ass..."
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Oh, he fucking loves Dave Grohl.
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Everyone loves Dave Grohl.
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"...and be a real reviewer,
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because this... this is
not writing," all right?
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- No.
- "This... this is whining."
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Write that. Write it.
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[Donna] Nice.
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Sending now.
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[Milo] Good. Done. Boom.
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I like you better without
the accent, man.
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- Yeah, me too. Thanks.
- Nice.
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"Bryce Newman does not accept mail
from fans he doesn't know."
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You've got to be fucking kidding me.
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[Donna] I love how he
presumes we're his fans.
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- Fans, fans.
- You people love drama.
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[Milo] You're right. You're
right. You know what?
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I'm done. Done.
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- [Wes] Me too.
- Done.
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- I'm done.
- Just keep... keep reading it...
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"Hunger is the active
ingredient in an artist's journey..."
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Oh, my God.
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[Bryce] And the Staton-House
Band is no longer hungry.
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They are coasting on the
music of moper-extraordinaire
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Christopher House, who
once and for all proves
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on their current Capture the Flag tour
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that he hasn't written a real true song
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since the days of "Janine."
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I found myself missing the old days,
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when a Staton-House Band
album was still an event,
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and I'd drive up the
coast in my yellow vintage Volvo
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and get that great pastrami
sandwich at the Hat
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with an amazing French
dip that came with it.
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Oh, who would have thought over time
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that a French pastrami dip sandwich
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would be more relevant than the
songs of Christopher House?
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Dude, he compared your
band to a pastrami sandwich.
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That's fucked up.
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We should have never
started playing "Janine."
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Don't blame yourself for making
them change the setlist.
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This is not totally your fault.
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- It's a little your fault.
- It's kind of your fault.
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Oh, Cassie, I need a hug.
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Oh, hey, Dionne. This is Bill.
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Hello, sir.
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Hi.
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What's wrong, D?
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[Dionne] I'm just kinda bummed.
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I took MDMA last night, and
I parked in the wrong spot.
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And the landlord had my spot taken
away and got my car towed.
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Tuesdays, right?
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[mumbles] It's Thursday.
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Hey, Bill, honey, would you scoot over?
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- I'm just gonna...
- Oh, yeah.
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I'm gonna wrap myself in this blanket
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so I'm not totally naked.
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[Dionne] I hate to make
you scoot over, but mmm,
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mmm, thanks.
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I'm just kind of blue this morning.
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Yeah.
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You know what?
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I'm gonna make everybody breakfast.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah?
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Bill, do you have to work super early?
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Yeah, but I think I
can... I think I can...
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- Got a little time, yeah.
- Stay for breakfast?
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Mm-hmm, okay.
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Sorry about your parking spot.
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She's an amazing girl.
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Yeah, she sure is.
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I try and get to Atl...
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Atlanta as often as I can.
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Yeah, she calls you Mr. Once A Year.
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Warm guitar music
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I love you.
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[laughs]
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You caught me by surprise.
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[laughs]
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Me too.
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I mean, I only see you once a year,
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so I might as well get to the point.
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Yeah, well, come to
the show tonight, okay?
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I'll send a runner to come get you.
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I want to see you more than once a year.
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It's up to you.
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[Shelli] Where in the holy
hell were you, fuckface asshole?
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Hey, it's good to be really
loved, you know?
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Even if it's only once a year.
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What was her name?
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Cassie.
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I remember Cassie,
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the surfer with the Lana Del Rey eyes.
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- Yeah, the eyes.
- Okay, let me put it like this.
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I don't give a fuck about her eyes.
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Everybody is melting down here.
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I have not read "The
Bryce Newman Letter" yet.
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Oh, it's super not good.
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Yeah, well, Christopher
hasn't called me.
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Christopher's still asleep.
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But he's gonna wake
up and check his phone.
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And you can bet 25 "friends"
are gonna have written him saying,
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"Oh, man, are you okay?"
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- And...
- [phone rings]
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Yep, that's Preston calling again.
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Oh, if I could only be a "Cassie."
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My biggest problem would
be cutting my perfect bangs.
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They are good.
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Just...
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Good morning, Preston.
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Good morning, Sweet William.
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How's that big shit Bryce
Newman left on your doorstep?
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I got to pee.
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Just tell me, why did we
start changing the setlist?
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[Bill] Well, we had a
beautiful breeze of inspiration
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that just kind of blew
on through the tour.
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We got lucky.
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Well, just shut that
fucking breeze down.
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Everybody in the
industry reads this guy,
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and it's embarrassing.
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Now, look, I'm trying to get
on a plane down there today,
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but with this fucking El
Ni?o, it's a goddamn nightmare,
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and nothing's moving.
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Anyway, my son has this
situation with his leg.
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I thought it was his arm.
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[groans and exhales]
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It's both. He's a wreck.
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13-year-old kid.
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His mother never calls him.
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He tears his ligament, and he said to me,
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"Will you be here for me, Dad?"
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I mean, what do you say to that?
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So what you're saying is, you
want me to take care of it
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in case you don't show up.
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[Preston] Look, Christopher's
gonna take this
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right to the not-relevant part.
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And he's gonna hold it against Tom,
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which is a whole other
problem for us to talk about...
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I mean, when we're face-to-face.
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[Bill] What does that mean?
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We have to keep this from
Christopher as long as possible.
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[Bill] Well, I've got
it taken care of, boss.
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Now, would you like to hear
some good news on the subject
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of that hideous problem of
opening acts for this tour?
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[Preston] Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Reg Whitehead's calling
me. Let's patch him in.
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[Reg] Preston.
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[Preston] Yeah, what would it
cost to put some strychnine
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in Bryce Newman's pastrami
fucking sandwich?
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[Reg] I think I have a solution, Preston.
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[Bill] Reg, Preston and I actually...
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I think we actually got a
way to work this out so...
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[Reg] Yeah, I've been here all
morning thinking about it.
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You weren't here, Bill, okay? Thank you.
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So realistically,
Christopher will read it.
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But more important than that,
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330,000 Bryce Newman
readers have already read it.
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So, Preston, great Preston,
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we neutralize Bryce Newman now.
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We lead with sugar.
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We invite Bryce Newman to the show.
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Disastrous.
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[Preston] Wait. This
is a very sexy idea.
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The crew will kill him.
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[Preston] I'll call Irving Azoff.
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We'll get him to the show tonight.
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We'll fly him in. We'll kiss his ass.
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He'll reverse himself.
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- Done.
- [Reg] Done.
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Hey, fellas, this is
not the way things work.
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[Preston] I want the best
pastrami sandwich in Atlanta
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waiting for him when he gets there.
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Got it.
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Fuck.
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[upbeat guitar music]
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Hot 'Lanta.
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Did you know that if you're...
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did you know that...
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Atlanta is...
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All right, I'm just gonna go ahead
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and say the name, all right?
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Phil.
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Phil spent a lot of time in this city.
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Phil stood on the side of
the stage at the Fox Theatre
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when Ronnie Van Zant said,
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"What song is it you want to hear?"
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And Lynyrd Skynyrd played.
291
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Boy, did they play.
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It's a burning, churning
city of soul and desire.
293
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- OutKast was born here, right?
- Yeah, yeah.
294
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Julia Roberts, though not a musician,
295
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was... she likes music.
296
00:12:48,386 --> 00:12:50,486
Donald Glover put his name
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into a Wu-Tang Clan name generator
298
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and became Childish Gambino.
299
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And believe it or not, Spike Lee.
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Are you kidding?
301
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Not Brooklyn?
302
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No, Atlanta.
303
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I'ma say the name. Kanye West.
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You put all those
people in a room together,
305
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and you've got a room full
of people from Atlanta.
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Now, for the next three
days, the next three shows,
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our very special guest that's
gonna be opening is...
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Lindsey Buckingham.
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Wow.
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- [Reg] Oh, yeah, really?
- [Bill] Right? Huh? How about...
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[Reg] Fantastic. I'm a
really huge fan of his.
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[Bill] Yeah. Reg
Whitehead. Thank you. Thanks.
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[Reg] Um, okay, so just before you all...
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you don't have to...
you can stop holding.
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Thanks very much.
316
00:13:37,168 --> 00:13:38,201
Okay, so I'm sure that most of you read
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"The Bryce Newman Letter."
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As part of our
intention to win this man around
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and show him what we are all about,
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I have invited him to the next show.
321
00:13:47,779 --> 00:13:49,579
- What?
- [Reg] Yeah, I know.
322
00:13:49,614 --> 00:13:52,315
And guess what? He has
accepted, which is great.
323
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Bryce is gonna drop by
here on his way to Los Angeles.
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So I want you to treat him like a king.
325
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I want you to kiss his ass
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and reap the benefits as
he retracts what he wrote.
327
00:14:04,596 --> 00:14:07,430
And, people...
328
00:14:07,465 --> 00:14:11,000
[clears throat] let us lead with sugar.
329
00:14:11,036 --> 00:14:14,003
[bright pop music]
330
00:14:14,039 --> 00:14:15,669
[indistinct radio chatter]
331
00:14:15,780 --> 00:14:20,043
332
00:14:21,313 --> 00:14:24,314
[indistinct chatter]
333
00:14:24,349 --> 00:14:26,349
What does a stagehand
smell like after sex?
334
00:14:26,384 --> 00:14:27,583
Mace.
335
00:14:27,619 --> 00:14:29,285
Okay, so you know this joke.
336
00:14:29,321 --> 00:14:31,087
[Shelli] You're not
funny, but not everybody is.
337
00:14:31,122 --> 00:14:33,623
If you'll excuse me, I
need to yellow jacket
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the best pastrami sandwich in Atlanta,
339
00:14:35,226 --> 00:14:36,626
and let's just say, Atlanta, Georgia,
340
00:14:36,661 --> 00:14:38,695
not the fucking pastrami
capital of the world.
341
00:14:38,730 --> 00:14:40,196
[Kelly Ann] Good luck.
342
00:14:40,231 --> 00:14:43,533
Oh, and if you hear about
the crew pulling any shit
343
00:14:43,568 --> 00:14:45,268
on Bryce Newman, you let me know.
344
00:14:45,303 --> 00:14:46,869
Well, all I know is
that you've got to be nice
345
00:14:46,905 --> 00:14:48,338
to Donna today, because
she broke up with Laurie.
346
00:14:48,373 --> 00:14:49,872
And in further news, the sky is blue.
347
00:14:49,908 --> 00:14:50,908
They break up constantly.
348
00:14:50,909 --> 00:14:52,141
No, this is serious.
349
00:14:52,177 --> 00:14:54,877
350
00:14:54,913 --> 00:14:56,713
And she says
351
00:14:56,748 --> 00:14:59,482
"I wish that I could
be like the cool kids
352
00:14:59,517 --> 00:15:01,984
Nobody likes my jokes.
353
00:15:02,020 --> 00:15:05,555
You know, I've been thinking of
all the possible ways we have
354
00:15:05,590 --> 00:15:07,290
to fuck with Bryce Newman.
355
00:15:07,325 --> 00:15:10,059
Whether it's one insane, wild takedown,
356
00:15:10,095 --> 00:15:12,061
or 100 little stabs of fuck-with-him,
357
00:15:12,097 --> 00:15:13,696
I'm gonna bring this
guy a kaleidoscope of pain.
358
00:15:13,732 --> 00:15:15,465
We must.
359
00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:16,833
No, Wes, you just got here, and
you're gonna get everybody...
360
00:15:16,868 --> 00:15:17,988
mainly me... in a lot of shit.
361
00:15:18,002 --> 00:15:19,335
You don't understand.
362
00:15:19,371 --> 00:15:20,851
Reg said it was okay to fuck with him.
363
00:15:20,872 --> 00:15:23,039
- What?
- You don't get it.
364
00:15:23,074 --> 00:15:25,341
He can't say "fuck with him."
365
00:15:25,377 --> 00:15:26,642
He's English.
366
00:15:26,678 --> 00:15:28,911
He weasel-speaks between the lines.
367
00:15:28,947 --> 00:15:32,081
Look, he says "Oh,
show him a great time,"
368
00:15:32,117 --> 00:15:33,683
but that's not what he really means.
369
00:15:33,718 --> 00:15:35,585
I'm pretty sure he just
means show him a good time.
370
00:15:35,620 --> 00:15:38,354
[Reg] Wes.
371
00:15:38,390 --> 00:15:39,989
Hi.
372
00:15:40,024 --> 00:15:44,594
I hope you're going to
make Bryce Newman a...
373
00:15:44,629 --> 00:15:45,828
memorable espresso.
374
00:15:45,864 --> 00:15:47,663
You want it memorable?
375
00:15:47,699 --> 00:15:49,732
[Reg] Memorably memorable.
376
00:15:49,768 --> 00:15:51,000
I'm your guy.
377
00:15:51,035 --> 00:15:53,503
Terrific.
378
00:15:53,538 --> 00:15:56,506
[funky pop]
379
00:15:56,541 --> 00:16:00,009
380
00:16:00,044 --> 00:16:01,677
- See?
- No, I really don't.
381
00:16:01,713 --> 00:16:03,379
And I don't think you
should take it upon yourself
382
00:16:03,415 --> 00:16:08,184
to wreak havoc with a
crew that you have just joined.
383
00:16:08,219 --> 00:16:11,020
Why can't you just support my goals?
384
00:16:11,055 --> 00:16:12,922
385
00:16:12,957 --> 00:16:15,391
Friends in my way
386
00:16:15,427 --> 00:16:18,961
You never could have
been a good lover
387
00:16:18,997 --> 00:16:22,231
Hey, I heard you had a rough night.
388
00:16:22,267 --> 00:16:25,701
Yep, I broke up with dum-dum.
389
00:16:25,737 --> 00:16:28,938
I hate it when you
call Laurie "dum-dum."
390
00:16:28,973 --> 00:16:31,908
Shelli, I must be desperate,
391
00:16:31,943 --> 00:16:34,076
'cause I'm gonna ask you for advice.
392
00:16:34,112 --> 00:16:35,978
How do you keep your marriage together?
393
00:16:36,014 --> 00:16:39,382
Two tours, two different time zones...
394
00:16:39,417 --> 00:16:42,952
You see, uh, Sean and I have dates.
395
00:16:42,987 --> 00:16:45,154
- When?
- Three times a week.
396
00:16:45,190 --> 00:16:47,557
On the phone, for at least ten minutes.
397
00:16:47,592 --> 00:16:49,659
And let me tell you, we go there.
398
00:16:49,694 --> 00:16:51,627
It solves problems.
399
00:16:51,663 --> 00:16:53,596
I'll be honest, I've
missed the last three dates,
400
00:16:53,631 --> 00:16:55,264
and it's not been good.
401
00:16:55,300 --> 00:16:56,566
That's how we stay connected.
402
00:16:56,601 --> 00:16:58,267
We have fucking amazing phone sex.
403
00:16:58,303 --> 00:17:00,102
We plan on what we're gonna
do when we're together.
404
00:17:00,138 --> 00:17:02,271
And then we do it.
405
00:17:02,307 --> 00:17:03,806
And you don't hold back?
406
00:17:03,842 --> 00:17:05,274
Ha, no.
407
00:17:05,310 --> 00:17:07,076
What do you do, just
turn to Bill and say,
408
00:17:07,111 --> 00:17:08,845
"Hey, excuse me, time for me to go have
409
00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:10,746
wild fucking orangutan phone sex"?
410
00:17:10,782 --> 00:17:11,981
Are you nuts?
411
00:17:12,016 --> 00:17:13,683
Bill doesn't know.
412
00:17:13,718 --> 00:17:15,318
He'd feel compelled to act jealous.
413
00:17:15,353 --> 00:17:17,286
No, you slip away.
414
00:17:17,322 --> 00:17:18,788
Say you have a problem
with your mother-in-law,
415
00:17:18,823 --> 00:17:22,124
which I, in fact, do, but,
no, you just disappear.
416
00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:25,261
And trust me, there
is no crisis so relevant
417
00:17:25,296 --> 00:17:29,131
it can't wait ten minutes.
418
00:17:29,167 --> 00:17:32,101
Always be punctual, and remember,
419
00:17:32,136 --> 00:17:34,537
it's not duty; it's dessert.
420
00:17:34,572 --> 00:17:36,506
Wow.
421
00:17:36,541 --> 00:17:38,708
Did we just have, like,
a personal conversation?
422
00:17:38,743 --> 00:17:41,511
[laughs] Sean and I are gonna go, uh,
423
00:17:41,546 --> 00:17:42,612
build some bridges this afternoon,
424
00:17:42,647 --> 00:17:43,779
if you know what I mean.
425
00:17:43,815 --> 00:17:46,616
[laughter]
426
00:17:46,651 --> 00:17:48,518
[light funky music]
427
00:17:48,553 --> 00:17:49,619
Whoa.
428
00:17:49,654 --> 00:17:53,890
429
00:17:53,925 --> 00:17:58,494
Hey, whatcha got for dessert?
430
00:17:58,530 --> 00:18:02,231
I'm friends with Mr.
Stanley "Stan" Sativa.
431
00:18:02,267 --> 00:18:03,399
Whatcha looking for?
432
00:18:03,434 --> 00:18:04,734
The case.
433
00:18:09,574 --> 00:18:11,841
[silently]
434
00:18:13,244 --> 00:18:14,911
Ohh, okay, I'm looking for something
435
00:18:14,946 --> 00:18:17,580
savagely and ruthlessly hallucinogenic.
436
00:18:17,615 --> 00:18:21,517
I am out of ayahuasca, but
I do have PurpleVagina.
437
00:18:21,553 --> 00:18:23,019
[Wes] Mm, I don't know that one.
438
00:18:23,054 --> 00:18:24,554
PurpleVagina?
439
00:18:24,589 --> 00:18:25,755
Oh, it pretty much takes
you back to your childhood
440
00:18:25,790 --> 00:18:26,923
and leaves you there.
441
00:18:26,958 --> 00:18:28,291
Anything stronger?
442
00:18:30,261 --> 00:18:32,695
I have Joshua Tree 37. This is new.
443
00:18:32,730 --> 00:18:35,164
It comes from the
fresh-ground, first-stage flower buds
444
00:18:35,199 --> 00:18:36,832
of the Colombian cacti.
445
00:18:36,868 --> 00:18:38,948
You just need to be in the
country when you ingest it
446
00:18:38,970 --> 00:18:42,672
where there's trees, water, a field.
447
00:18:42,707 --> 00:18:45,841
Your reality becomes whatever you see.
448
00:18:45,877 --> 00:18:49,278
Whatever you see, you want to become.
449
00:18:49,314 --> 00:18:51,414
I'm fucking warming
up to Joshua Tree 37.
450
00:18:51,449 --> 00:18:54,050
Some people can appear in
the form of satyr-like demons
451
00:18:54,085 --> 00:18:56,586
or rodent-like creatures.
452
00:18:56,621 --> 00:18:58,220
And stay away from mirrors.
453
00:18:58,256 --> 00:18:59,455
Yeah, dude.
454
00:18:59,490 --> 00:19:01,257
Give me all of that.
455
00:19:01,292 --> 00:19:05,895
I was walking down the street
456
00:19:05,930 --> 00:19:09,899
Concentrating on trucking right
457
00:19:09,934 --> 00:19:12,969
I heard a dark
voice beside of me
458
00:19:13,004 --> 00:19:14,770
- Harvey.
- Yeah.
459
00:19:14,806 --> 00:19:18,541
Do you look at me and think, "She's
as serious as a glacier"?
460
00:19:18,576 --> 00:19:20,309
Uh, I don't know. A glacier?
461
00:19:20,345 --> 00:19:23,913
Okay, how do you know when
a drummer is at your door?
462
00:19:23,948 --> 00:19:24,914
Tell me.
463
00:19:24,949 --> 00:19:27,783
"Domino's."
464
00:19:27,819 --> 00:19:30,052
Hmm.
465
00:19:30,088 --> 00:19:32,755
So that means that my
joke, it wasn't funny.
466
00:19:32,790 --> 00:19:35,558
No, uh, but I'll help you.
467
00:19:35,593 --> 00:19:36,892
I'll help you.
468
00:19:36,928 --> 00:19:38,894
'Cause funny is not what you say
469
00:19:38,930 --> 00:19:40,796
but how you say it.
470
00:19:40,832 --> 00:19:41,831
We'll keep at it.
471
00:19:41,866 --> 00:19:44,066
You'll be funny by Baltimore.
472
00:19:44,102 --> 00:19:47,737
[guitar chords strumming]
473
00:19:47,772 --> 00:19:52,775
474
00:19:54,178 --> 00:19:59,148
'Cause I am so into you
475
00:19:59,183 --> 00:20:01,584
476
00:20:01,619 --> 00:20:05,588
I can't think of nothing else
477
00:20:05,623 --> 00:20:10,593
478
00:20:10,628 --> 00:20:15,598
I can't think of nothing else
479
00:20:15,633 --> 00:20:17,800
480
00:20:17,835 --> 00:20:21,671
[Bill] Okay, okay,
my friends, excuse me.
481
00:20:21,706 --> 00:20:25,174
Lindsey Buckingham's gonna show
up in about five minutes,
482
00:20:25,209 --> 00:20:26,842
so anything other
than "Hail to the Chief,"
483
00:20:26,878 --> 00:20:28,444
I don't want to hear it. Thank you.
484
00:20:28,479 --> 00:20:30,946
Just need a little professionalism
and some focus
485
00:20:30,982 --> 00:20:32,982
that sometimes can be a little lacking
486
00:20:33,017 --> 00:20:34,857
around these parts, so
thanks, gang, but just...
487
00:20:34,886 --> 00:20:36,152
Oh, come on, Bill.
488
00:20:36,187 --> 00:20:37,653
Let the kids play.
489
00:20:37,689 --> 00:20:39,221
You look good.
490
00:20:39,257 --> 00:20:40,890
Hey, don't tell me about looking good.
491
00:20:40,925 --> 00:20:42,358
You look good.
492
00:20:42,393 --> 00:20:44,326
Oh, man.
493
00:20:44,362 --> 00:20:46,062
Hey, let me get you a bullet coffee.
494
00:20:46,097 --> 00:20:48,064
It's so good to see
you. Thanks for helping out.
495
00:20:48,099 --> 00:20:49,832
Oh, only for you.
496
00:20:49,867 --> 00:20:51,834
Lindsey, I owe you big
time for this, thanks.
497
00:20:51,869 --> 00:20:53,803
We've been through too
much for me to say no.
498
00:20:53,838 --> 00:20:55,638
Yeah, yeah. Hey, Stan. How you doing?
499
00:20:55,673 --> 00:20:57,707
We got a great dressing
room set up for you guys.
500
00:20:57,742 --> 00:20:59,241
This is gonna be good.
501
00:20:59,277 --> 00:21:00,597
This is gonna be great. Oh, yeah.
502
00:21:00,611 --> 00:21:02,011
- Hey.
- Yeah.
503
00:21:02,046 --> 00:21:03,379
You, uh, still doing the program?
504
00:21:03,414 --> 00:21:05,347
Oh, yeah. No, everything's good.
505
00:21:05,383 --> 00:21:07,316
Got two years in July.
506
00:21:07,351 --> 00:21:08,718
I'm clean and sober.
507
00:21:08,753 --> 00:21:10,352
Everything's been going good, yeah.
508
00:21:10,388 --> 00:21:12,488
Uh-huh, because, you know, I
do worry about you sometimes.
509
00:21:12,523 --> 00:21:13,589
Yeah, I know.
510
00:21:13,624 --> 00:21:14,924
Remember that time at the tiki bar,
511
00:21:14,959 --> 00:21:16,559
where you took that torch...
512
00:21:16,594 --> 00:21:18,561
Yeah, no, I'm still not
allowed in that hotel,
513
00:21:18,596 --> 00:21:20,663
and I'm... I'm... I'm
not that guy anymore.
514
00:21:20,698 --> 00:21:23,332
Had to do 700 hours
of community service.
515
00:21:23,367 --> 00:21:24,900
God, it's good to see you, man.
516
00:21:24,936 --> 00:21:27,937
Man, you feel like a damn linebacker.
517
00:21:27,972 --> 00:21:30,039
[classic rock music]
518
00:21:30,074 --> 00:21:34,343
The kids would all sing, he
would take the wrong key
519
00:21:34,378 --> 00:21:38,748
So they rode on his
head in their furry donkey
520
00:21:38,783 --> 00:21:43,786
521
00:21:46,591 --> 00:21:48,424
The kids couldn't hurt Jack
522
00:21:48,459 --> 00:21:50,192
They tried, tried, tried
523
00:21:50,228 --> 00:21:51,927
They dropped things on his back
524
00:21:51,963 --> 00:21:53,095
They lied, lied, lied, lied, lied
525
00:21:53,131 --> 00:21:54,797
[Bryce] Check it again, please.
526
00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:57,767
No Bruce Newman on the list.
527
00:21:57,802 --> 00:21:59,735
[Bryce] Don't make me make phone calls.
528
00:21:59,771 --> 00:22:01,370
I'm on the list, all-access.
529
00:22:01,405 --> 00:22:04,807
And the name is Bryce Newman.
530
00:22:04,842 --> 00:22:07,810
Let's see some ID.
531
00:22:07,845 --> 00:22:10,212
Very well, young lady.
532
00:22:10,248 --> 00:22:12,948
Enjoy that on your
path to total mediocrity.
533
00:22:14,986 --> 00:22:16,619
This says "Newbert Billingsley."
534
00:22:16,654 --> 00:22:17,887
[Bryce] That's my birth name.
535
00:22:17,922 --> 00:22:19,889
Bryce Newman is my professional name.
536
00:22:19,924 --> 00:22:22,291
Jesus, you unhelpful Millennial.
537
00:22:22,326 --> 00:22:24,326
Would you like to see my
income tax returns as well?
538
00:22:24,362 --> 00:22:26,829
Call Reg Whitehead.
539
00:22:26,864 --> 00:22:28,931
If I leave, it is
going to be your fault,
540
00:22:28,966 --> 00:22:31,500
and you will join the
great unemployed wasteland
541
00:22:31,536 --> 00:22:35,137
that is your generation.
542
00:22:35,173 --> 00:22:37,406
I've never heard of
anybody named Newbert before.
543
00:22:37,441 --> 00:22:39,742
[Natalie] Oh, my God.
544
00:22:39,777 --> 00:22:40,810
I know who you are.
545
00:22:40,845 --> 00:22:42,978
You're, like, so famous.
546
00:22:43,014 --> 00:22:44,647
You're, like, the actual molecules
547
00:22:44,682 --> 00:22:47,349
that make up the actual Bryce Newman.
548
00:22:47,385 --> 00:22:50,019
He's the most-read music blogger
in the entire social universe.
549
00:22:50,054 --> 00:22:51,454
[Bryce] Actually, I'm the number one
550
00:22:51,455 --> 00:22:53,455
industry analyst and critic.
551
00:22:53,491 --> 00:22:55,524
I am the author of "The
Bryce Newman Letter."
552
00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:58,861
Blogging is what amateurs
do when they type.
553
00:22:58,896 --> 00:23:00,296
Katy Perry wrote a song about him.
554
00:23:00,331 --> 00:23:02,164
Really? Which one?
555
00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:03,532
"Negative Jerk." Look it up. You'll see.
556
00:23:03,568 --> 00:23:07,870
Somehow I don't need to look it up.
557
00:23:07,905 --> 00:23:10,472
Oh, here it is, Bryce Newman.
558
00:23:10,508 --> 00:23:12,208
You I like. Here are two passes.
559
00:23:12,243 --> 00:23:14,310
Take him if you want to.
560
00:23:14,345 --> 00:23:18,314
I don't want to
look at his face anymore.
561
00:23:18,349 --> 00:23:20,216
Congratulations.
562
00:23:20,251 --> 00:23:22,685
You're my date.
563
00:23:25,857 --> 00:23:28,524
[whispers] Shit.
564
00:23:28,559 --> 00:23:30,292
Well, well, well, Natalie Shayne.
565
00:23:30,328 --> 00:23:31,808
What are you doing here? Milo to Puna.
566
00:23:31,829 --> 00:23:34,463
Shh, shh, Bryce
Newman is in the bathroom.
567
00:23:34,498 --> 00:23:35,831
I snuck in with him.
568
00:23:35,867 --> 00:23:37,267
You see what he wrote in the letter?
569
00:23:37,268 --> 00:23:38,500
He... will... pay.
570
00:23:38,536 --> 00:23:42,204
Yes... he... will.
571
00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:45,241
Hey, you work with
us, I won't throw you out.
572
00:23:47,078 --> 00:23:48,244
So down with that.
573
00:23:48,279 --> 00:23:50,246
Yeah, good stuff.
574
00:23:50,281 --> 00:23:51,380
Okay, go, go.
575
00:23:51,415 --> 00:23:53,749
Oh, my God. [squeals]
576
00:24:02,526 --> 00:24:03,692
Excuse me.
577
00:24:03,728 --> 00:24:04,928
I'm looking for Reg Whitehead.
578
00:24:04,929 --> 00:24:07,162
Oh, my God, Mr. Newman.
579
00:24:07,198 --> 00:24:08,864
It's Milo.
580
00:24:08,900 --> 00:24:11,767
I'm Milo; I'm the... the
bass guitar tech for the band.
581
00:24:11,802 --> 00:24:14,770
Look, it is just such an
honor to have you here with us.
582
00:24:14,805 --> 00:24:16,338
Just... gah.
583
00:24:16,374 --> 00:24:18,874
Are you the one I tore
apart in my little piece?
584
00:24:18,910 --> 00:24:20,609
To be trashed by Bryce
Newman is like being painted
585
00:24:20,645 --> 00:24:22,077
by Pablo Picasso.
586
00:24:22,113 --> 00:24:23,212
Good point.
587
00:24:23,247 --> 00:24:24,527
Please, Mr. Newman, have a seat.
588
00:24:24,548 --> 00:24:26,382
We have this lovely, lovely throne.
589
00:24:26,417 --> 00:24:27,917
I will get you Mr. Reg Whitehead.
590
00:24:27,952 --> 00:24:31,020
Did you know that my name was
not on the fucking list?
591
00:24:31,055 --> 00:24:34,356
Now, that hasn't happened to
me since 2008 at a Tom Waits show,
592
00:24:34,392 --> 00:24:36,625
which coincidentally, I
couldn't "wait" to miss.
593
00:24:36,661 --> 00:24:38,060
He's Billy Joel with bronchitis.
594
00:24:38,095 --> 00:24:39,561
I'll leave it at that.
595
00:24:39,597 --> 00:24:41,864
Your most eviscerating
sentences just make me shiver
596
00:24:41,899 --> 00:24:43,399
with delight, even
when they're about me.
597
00:24:43,434 --> 00:24:44,800
It's just...
598
00:24:44,835 --> 00:24:46,635
- Well, I went to Harvard.
- Good point.
599
00:24:46,671 --> 00:24:50,439
I mean, smart people are
just smarter than the rest of us.
600
00:24:50,474 --> 00:24:51,807
[Bryce] That is very true, Milo.
601
00:24:51,842 --> 00:24:53,742
My 15 year-old niece could
run Apple Computer
602
00:24:53,778 --> 00:24:55,210
better than Tim Cook.
603
00:24:55,246 --> 00:24:56,946
[laughs]
604
00:24:56,981 --> 00:24:58,461
I'm gonna get you Reg Whitehead, okay?
605
00:24:58,482 --> 00:25:00,115
Okay, if you need
something, just... I'll be back.
606
00:25:00,151 --> 00:25:04,053
Thank you.
607
00:25:04,088 --> 00:25:06,422
Where's the girl?
608
00:25:06,457 --> 00:25:08,590
Where'd the girl go?
609
00:25:08,626 --> 00:25:11,293
[funky music]
610
00:25:11,329 --> 00:25:12,828
But I can't
611
00:25:12,863 --> 00:25:17,866
612
00:25:18,869 --> 00:25:23,305
I met this girl at a party,
'cause she said she was down
613
00:25:23,341 --> 00:25:26,475
I really didn't know her,
but I'd seen her around
614
00:25:26,510 --> 00:25:28,077
Mmm, oh,
615
00:25:28,112 --> 00:25:32,781
your tongue feels amazing there.
616
00:25:32,817 --> 00:25:36,118
Oh! Oh, I love our dates, honey.
617
00:25:36,153 --> 00:25:38,420
What?
618
00:25:38,456 --> 00:25:40,122
Oh, yeah, yeah, my mouth too.
619
00:25:40,157 --> 00:25:42,491
Yeah, no, both places at the same time.
620
00:25:42,526 --> 00:25:45,527
How was I supposed to
know that I was part of a plan?
621
00:25:45,563 --> 00:25:48,630
[Milo] Shelli to 5. It's a Code 34.
622
00:25:48,666 --> 00:25:50,833
One minute. Just give me a minute.
623
00:25:50,868 --> 00:25:53,302
[Milo] This is an emergency.
I need you, like, now.
624
00:25:53,337 --> 00:25:55,304
- What do you want?
- [Milo] I need you now, Shelli.
625
00:25:55,339 --> 00:25:57,339
Fuck.
626
00:25:57,375 --> 00:25:59,441
I know it ain't right,
I gotta leave you alone
627
00:25:59,477 --> 00:26:03,045
But I can't, whoa no
628
00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:04,040
But I can't, whoa no
629
00:26:04,048 --> 00:26:05,781
[laughs] No.
630
00:26:05,816 --> 00:26:06,982
Now you're the reason
631
00:26:07,018 --> 00:26:08,317
[Shelli] Fuck, I-I got to go.
632
00:26:08,352 --> 00:26:09,852
I-I am gonna so make this up to you.
633
00:26:09,887 --> 00:26:11,453
- I'll call you tonight.
- [phone beeps]
634
00:26:11,489 --> 00:26:13,822
I...
635
00:26:13,858 --> 00:26:16,725
Fuck.
636
00:26:16,761 --> 00:26:17,826
What?
637
00:26:17,862 --> 00:26:19,294
[Milo] Bryce Newman is here,
638
00:26:19,330 --> 00:26:21,063
and nobody is taking care of him.
639
00:26:21,098 --> 00:26:25,334
I had to leave him alone, and
Reg is nowhere to be found.
640
00:26:25,369 --> 00:26:27,703
You called me for that?
641
00:26:27,738 --> 00:26:29,304
[Milo] Well, I just
thought it was important.
642
00:26:29,340 --> 00:26:32,841
That fucking blogger might
have just ended my marriage.
643
00:26:32,877 --> 00:26:35,177
Bryce Newman...
644
00:26:36,447 --> 00:26:37,371
Reg Whitehead.
645
00:26:37,654 --> 00:26:40,082
Thank you so much for gracing
us with your time and presence.
646
00:26:40,117 --> 00:26:41,984
I have a 9:50 flight to LA.
647
00:26:42,019 --> 00:26:44,420
Mm, that may be a little tight, Bryce,
648
00:26:44,455 --> 00:26:46,155
because the show starts at 9:00, so...
649
00:26:46,190 --> 00:26:48,157
Wh-wh-where do you like to
watch the show from generally?
650
00:26:48,192 --> 00:26:49,716
Where's the girl?
651
00:26:49,717 --> 00:26:51,727
Where is the... where's the...
where's the... well, I don't know.
652
00:26:51,762 --> 00:26:53,262
We're 19 minutes from the airport.
653
00:26:53,297 --> 00:26:55,931
I already have my ticket, so
I can endure three songs.
654
00:26:55,966 --> 00:26:57,599
Oh, that's fantastic.
That's such great news.
655
00:26:57,635 --> 00:27:00,936
Bryce, I can promise
you a grand adventure.
656
00:27:00,971 --> 00:27:03,939
Now, can I offer you the
best pastrami sandwich
657
00:27:03,974 --> 00:27:06,208
in Atlanta from the New Yorker Deli?
658
00:27:06,243 --> 00:27:07,509
[chuckles]
659
00:27:07,545 --> 00:27:09,211
Listen, Reg.
660
00:27:09,246 --> 00:27:12,548
Whatever you do or say or
present to me on this visit
661
00:27:12,583 --> 00:27:15,384
shall not alter my
critical analysis of this band,
662
00:27:15,419 --> 00:27:19,688
you understand, so I
will eat this sandwich
663
00:27:19,723 --> 00:27:21,390
if we have an agreement
664
00:27:21,425 --> 00:27:24,226
that there's no implicit quid pro quo.
665
00:27:24,261 --> 00:27:25,761
Absolutely, yeah, understood.
666
00:27:25,796 --> 00:27:27,896
There's also the
French sauce dip on the side.
667
00:27:27,932 --> 00:27:29,631
Not a fan of the band.
668
00:27:29,667 --> 00:27:31,867
Sandwich isn't gonna change that.
669
00:27:31,902 --> 00:27:33,902
[Reg] So bon app?tit.
670
00:27:33,938 --> 00:27:35,971
- Not changing my review.
- You enjoy it.
671
00:27:36,006 --> 00:27:37,873
- Not changing one word.
- Okay.
672
00:27:37,908 --> 00:27:40,542
Okay.
673
00:27:40,578 --> 00:27:42,544
It's just a sandwich.
674
00:27:42,580 --> 00:27:46,574
Just a sandwich.
675
00:27:47,585 --> 00:27:50,986
They got a place down Kentucky
676
00:27:51,021 --> 00:27:53,755
Right down near Ohio
677
00:27:53,791 --> 00:27:57,059
Where you can
watch the planes at night
678
00:27:57,094 --> 00:27:59,094
People line up to watch each flight
679
00:27:59,130 --> 00:28:03,665
Bryce, this is the greatest coffee.
680
00:28:03,701 --> 00:28:05,968
You will want to write about it.
681
00:28:06,003 --> 00:28:07,736
I don't drink street coffee.
682
00:28:07,771 --> 00:28:09,004
I only drink it from a machine
683
00:28:09,039 --> 00:28:10,339
given to me by Howard Shultz.
684
00:28:10,374 --> 00:28:11,707
I trust you will love this.
685
00:28:16,180 --> 00:28:18,180
[clears throat]
686
00:28:20,384 --> 00:28:23,385
Very well.
687
00:28:39,537 --> 00:28:42,171
This is amazing.
688
00:28:42,206 --> 00:28:44,039
Mmm, mmm.
689
00:28:44,074 --> 00:28:47,709
[mouthing] I told you.
690
00:28:47,745 --> 00:28:51,547
Bryce, what's... what's the
state of the music business?
691
00:28:51,582 --> 00:28:54,016
What... what are you
feeling? What are you picking up?
692
00:28:54,051 --> 00:28:55,884
- Are you serious?
- Very, yes.
693
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:57,719
I don't discuss the
business without it being a speech
694
00:28:57,755 --> 00:28:59,788
for which I am paid an honorarium.
695
00:28:59,823 --> 00:29:02,624
But because of this fucking coffee...
696
00:29:02,660 --> 00:29:06,728
in short, we are living in an
age of spectacle, not music,
697
00:29:06,764 --> 00:29:09,031
and everything you're
looking at is dead or dying,
698
00:29:09,066 --> 00:29:11,900
because, baby, if you even have
to ask me that question,
699
00:29:11,936 --> 00:29:14,636
"What's the state of
the music business?"
700
00:29:14,672 --> 00:29:17,172
Then you're an oldster, and you're dead.
701
00:29:18,542 --> 00:29:19,541
Hey.
702
00:29:19,577 --> 00:29:21,743
[phone chiming]
703
00:29:21,779 --> 00:29:25,414
Hmm, check it out, prototype 7.
704
00:29:25,449 --> 00:29:26,815
Jony Ive gave it to me.
705
00:29:26,850 --> 00:29:28,884
I lose this thing, I'm a dead man.
706
00:29:28,919 --> 00:29:30,152
Another shot, Bryce?
707
00:29:30,187 --> 00:29:31,353
Fuck yeah.
708
00:29:31,388 --> 00:29:33,055
[Bryce] Go for Bryce.
709
00:29:33,090 --> 00:29:36,058
[light guitar music]
710
00:29:36,093 --> 00:29:41,096
711
00:29:44,768 --> 00:29:46,702
[hushed] Here... here's your coffee.
712
00:29:46,737 --> 00:29:48,103
Thank you.
713
00:29:48,138 --> 00:29:49,338
714
00:29:49,373 --> 00:29:50,772
Thank you.
715
00:29:53,477 --> 00:29:56,778
Hey, I love the poster.
716
00:29:56,814 --> 00:29:58,080
You know me, Bill.
717
00:29:58,115 --> 00:29:59,948
[Bill] I-I do my best.
718
00:29:59,984 --> 00:30:01,783
And we've got a great crew, you know.
719
00:30:01,819 --> 00:30:04,753
We've got Wes, Kelly
Ann, my friend Milo here.
720
00:30:04,788 --> 00:30:06,955
[Kelly Ann] This is for the
setlist when you're ready.
721
00:30:06,991 --> 00:30:09,424
Thank you, pleasure.
722
00:30:09,460 --> 00:30:13,095
Hey, by the way, where's Phil?
723
00:30:13,130 --> 00:30:14,363
Wh... uh...
724
00:30:14,398 --> 00:30:16,098
Phil got let go.
725
00:30:16,133 --> 00:30:17,432
- Yeah...
- Yeah, it...
726
00:30:17,468 --> 00:30:19,801
Fired.
727
00:30:19,837 --> 00:30:22,037
- Nobody fires Phil.
- Bro, it keeps me up at night.
728
00:30:22,072 --> 00:30:23,372
Please don't call him bro.
729
00:30:23,407 --> 00:30:25,407
You knew him a day, Wes.
730
00:30:25,442 --> 00:30:27,943
[Lindsey] I can't wrap my
head around firing Phil.
731
00:30:27,978 --> 00:30:30,112
The Staton-House Band fired Phil?
732
00:30:30,147 --> 00:30:32,214
Yeah.
733
00:30:32,249 --> 00:30:34,983
You see, there was an
incident with Hurricane Katrina.
734
00:30:35,019 --> 00:30:36,752
Bill, who made that mistake?
735
00:30:36,787 --> 00:30:38,320
Hi, guys. Hi. Hi. So sorry I'm late.
736
00:30:38,355 --> 00:30:39,488
Lindsey Buckingham, how are you?
737
00:30:39,523 --> 00:30:41,323
Such a huge fan. Oh, excuse me.
738
00:30:41,358 --> 00:30:44,826
Sorry, I know you're only
here for, uh, three shows, uh,
739
00:30:44,862 --> 00:30:46,161
as our special guest,
740
00:30:46,196 --> 00:30:48,630
but we are enormously appreciative.
741
00:30:48,666 --> 00:30:52,067
I'm here helping the band
out with some of their affairs.
742
00:30:52,102 --> 00:30:55,837
And I have been a loyal fan of yours
743
00:30:55,873 --> 00:30:58,974
ever since I saw you play at...
744
00:30:59,009 --> 00:31:03,178
or should I say
"shred"... at the Olympics.
745
00:31:03,213 --> 00:31:04,479
It was unbelievable.
746
00:31:04,515 --> 00:31:06,748
No, never played the Olympics.
747
00:31:06,784 --> 00:31:08,250
Well, I find that a crime.
748
00:31:08,285 --> 00:31:13,255
Can... may I also add that
aside from all the music,
749
00:31:13,290 --> 00:31:17,592
you've... monetized
your brand brilliantly.
750
00:31:17,628 --> 00:31:18,794
- [Bill] Reg, my man...
- Yes.
751
00:31:18,829 --> 00:31:20,162
- Your guest is here.
- Good.
752
00:31:20,197 --> 00:31:22,531
- Thank you.
- Okay, pleasure upon pleasure.
753
00:31:22,566 --> 00:31:25,167
Let me know if there's
anything that I can do for you.
754
00:31:25,202 --> 00:31:27,035
- All right, then.
- Okay, he sat on this.
755
00:31:27,071 --> 00:31:29,938
Will you grab another... uh, he's new.
756
00:31:29,973 --> 00:31:32,941
Sorry.
757
00:31:32,976 --> 00:31:35,944
[light guitar music]
758
00:31:35,979 --> 00:31:39,648
759
00:31:39,683 --> 00:31:41,049
I'm, uh... I'm Milo.
760
00:31:41,085 --> 00:31:43,385
I'm gonna be helping
you out on the stage.
761
00:31:43,420 --> 00:31:45,987
"Bleed To Love Her," right?
762
00:31:46,023 --> 00:31:48,023
Yeah, still doing it.
763
00:31:48,058 --> 00:31:49,157
We're doing it tonight.
764
00:31:49,193 --> 00:31:54,196
765
00:31:55,599 --> 00:31:59,201
Once again she steals away
766
00:32:00,838 --> 00:32:03,004
Then she reaches out to kiss me
767
00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:06,375
768
00:32:06,410 --> 00:32:11,380
And how she takes my breath away
769
00:32:11,415 --> 00:32:15,650
Pretending that
she don't miss me
770
00:32:18,055 --> 00:32:23,024
Oh, oh, oh, oh, I
would bleed to love her
771
00:32:23,060 --> 00:32:28,029
Oh, oh, ohh, bleed to love her
772
00:32:28,065 --> 00:32:30,932
Whoa, oh, oh, oh
773
00:32:30,968 --> 00:32:34,069
I would bleed to love her
774
00:32:34,104 --> 00:32:37,005
775
00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:42,010
Bleed to love her
776
00:32:42,045 --> 00:32:47,015
Bleed to love her
777
00:32:48,318 --> 00:32:51,853
Bleed to love her
778
00:32:51,889 --> 00:32:53,722
779
00:32:53,757 --> 00:32:58,727
Bleed to love her
780
00:32:58,762 --> 00:33:03,765
Bleed to love her
781
00:33:05,135 --> 00:33:07,135
Saw you with your camera in there.
782
00:33:07,171 --> 00:33:10,305
When sometimes memory isn't enough,
783
00:33:10,340 --> 00:33:14,576
you need a souvenir.
784
00:33:25,322 --> 00:33:29,090
[Bill] "Cassie, thank
you for what you said today.
785
00:33:29,126 --> 00:33:32,727
I'm really looking forward
to seeing you tonight."
786
00:33:32,763 --> 00:33:35,730
[light guitar music]
787
00:33:35,766 --> 00:33:37,332
[Bryce] Dictation, note to self,
788
00:33:37,367 --> 00:33:39,334
for next "Bryce Newman Letter."
789
00:33:39,369 --> 00:33:41,470
It's over. They're destroyed.
790
00:33:41,505 --> 00:33:43,839
They don't even get that
they've vaporized.
791
00:33:43,874 --> 00:33:48,410
Nicki Minaj is picking her
teeth with the bones of Bono
792
00:33:48,445 --> 00:33:52,080
and the other
skeletons of post-Gen Y culture.
793
00:33:52,115 --> 00:33:55,417
Jimmy lovine and Apple
Music and Tim Cook
794
00:33:55,452 --> 00:33:57,152
are on a canoe ride to mediocrity,
795
00:33:57,187 --> 00:33:59,421
and everyone under 50 knows it.
796
00:33:59,456 --> 00:34:02,491
And here I am with
the Staton-House Band.
797
00:34:02,526 --> 00:34:05,126
Take me home, Mr. Wizard.
798
00:34:05,162 --> 00:34:07,429
I am trapped in the land of mediocrity.
799
00:34:07,464 --> 00:34:09,798
The amber is starting to harden,
800
00:34:09,833 --> 00:34:14,803
and I need to get the fuck out.
801
00:34:14,838 --> 00:34:17,539
Oh, wow.
802
00:34:17,574 --> 00:34:19,608
Oh, that's good.
803
00:34:19,643 --> 00:34:21,276
I don't know if it's
the coffee or just me,
804
00:34:21,311 --> 00:34:25,747
but I
am on fucking fire
805
00:34:28,151 --> 00:34:30,619
There is no "hot" left in Hot 'Lanta.
806
00:34:30,654 --> 00:34:31,720
It should be referred
to as "Cold" Lanta.
807
00:34:31,755 --> 00:34:33,522
Is it happening yet?
808
00:34:33,557 --> 00:34:36,458
I'm not sure.
809
00:34:36,493 --> 00:34:39,461
[upbeat funky guitar music]
810
00:34:39,496 --> 00:34:44,499
811
00:34:45,869 --> 00:34:48,870
[guitar chords strumming]
812
00:34:54,912 --> 00:34:57,345
Lindsey. Lindsey. Bryce Newman.
813
00:34:57,381 --> 00:34:58,647
Hi.
814
00:34:58,682 --> 00:35:00,382
I met you backstage
at the Hollywood Bowl
815
00:35:00,417 --> 00:35:03,084
after the last Mac tour with Irving.
816
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:06,154
I did a "Bryce Newman
Letter" on "Seeds We Sow."
817
00:35:06,189 --> 00:35:10,559
You are a genius and make me weep.
818
00:35:10,594 --> 00:35:11,726
Oh, thank you.
819
00:35:11,762 --> 00:35:13,495
Thank you.
820
00:35:13,530 --> 00:35:15,897
Why are you playing this show?
821
00:35:15,933 --> 00:35:18,066
You can write a better
song on the back of a napkin
822
00:35:18,101 --> 00:35:21,670
than Christopher House
has in the last ten years.
823
00:35:21,705 --> 00:35:26,341
Ooh, heh, they must
have something on you.
824
00:35:26,376 --> 00:35:28,243
No, I'm... I'm friends with Bill Hanson,
825
00:35:28,278 --> 00:35:31,246
and I love the band.
826
00:35:31,281 --> 00:35:34,115
Lindsey, the truth
is, I just want the best.
827
00:35:34,151 --> 00:35:36,084
I don't want to waste
my time with the mediocre
828
00:35:36,119 --> 00:35:38,186
or even the very good.
829
00:35:38,221 --> 00:35:42,357
[voice distorting] I am searching for...
830
00:35:42,392 --> 00:35:44,259
[gulps, voice returns to normal]
long little rodents.
831
00:35:44,294 --> 00:35:45,694
Ooh, they're everywhere.
832
00:35:45,729 --> 00:35:46,728
[giggling]
833
00:35:46,763 --> 00:35:47,796
Here we go.
834
00:35:47,831 --> 00:35:48,863
'Bout time.
835
00:35:48,899 --> 00:35:51,399
[chittering] Everywhere.
836
00:35:51,435 --> 00:35:53,768
Pardon me?
837
00:35:53,804 --> 00:35:55,103
Greatness.
838
00:35:55,138 --> 00:35:56,204
Are you okay?
839
00:35:56,239 --> 00:35:59,107
[psychedelic music]
840
00:35:59,142 --> 00:36:01,576
841
00:36:01,612 --> 00:36:03,445
[exhales] You're on fire.
842
00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:04,600
[distorted voice] Thank you.
843
00:36:04,615 --> 00:36:06,815
844
00:36:06,850 --> 00:36:10,051
[exhales heavily] Well...
845
00:36:10,087 --> 00:36:11,386
Bend me over and mount me
846
00:36:11,421 --> 00:36:13,922
like a medieval
alpaca, Lindsey Buckingham.
847
00:36:16,593 --> 00:36:18,593
[male announcer] Ladies and gentlemen,
848
00:36:18,629 --> 00:36:23,231
please welcome Lindsey Buckingham.
849
00:36:23,266 --> 00:36:26,234
[upbeat guitar music]
850
00:36:26,269 --> 00:36:31,272
851
00:36:34,011 --> 00:36:37,412
Looking out for love
852
00:36:37,447 --> 00:36:41,149
In the night so still
853
00:36:41,184 --> 00:36:45,153
Oh, I'll build you a kingdom
854
00:36:45,188 --> 00:36:48,289
In that house on the hill
855
00:36:48,325 --> 00:36:52,627
Looking out for love
856
00:36:52,663 --> 00:36:56,197
857
00:36:56,233 --> 00:36:59,668
I smell something glorious.
858
00:36:59,703 --> 00:37:04,439
You've... lit a fire in my loins.
859
00:37:04,474 --> 00:37:06,207
So soft. [groaning]
860
00:37:06,243 --> 00:37:09,310
I'm doing the best I can with
what I've got to work with.
861
00:37:09,346 --> 00:37:12,480
Believe me, what I lack in length,
862
00:37:12,516 --> 00:37:16,217
I more than make up for in girth.
863
00:37:16,253 --> 00:37:19,287
Well, that is good to know.
864
00:37:19,322 --> 00:37:22,190
[moaning]
865
00:37:22,225 --> 00:37:23,725
Oh, yes.
866
00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:25,360
I like that.
867
00:37:25,395 --> 00:37:26,995
Oh, my dark elf. Ohh.
868
00:37:27,030 --> 00:37:31,566
The Staton-House Band "relentlessly
irrelevant"?
869
00:37:31,601 --> 00:37:34,669
Your journey has just begun, Newbert.
870
00:37:34,705 --> 00:37:37,405
871
00:37:37,441 --> 00:37:40,041
You said that you love me
872
00:37:40,077 --> 00:37:41,309
[alarm blaring]
873
00:37:41,344 --> 00:37:43,411
Oh, dark angel.
874
00:37:43,447 --> 00:37:45,046
Dark angel?
875
00:37:45,082 --> 00:37:48,683
Oh, you begged me to keep you
876
00:37:48,719 --> 00:37:51,820
In that house on the hill
877
00:37:51,855 --> 00:37:55,090
Looking out for love
878
00:37:55,125 --> 00:37:56,591
I know what your
people have done to him.
879
00:37:56,626 --> 00:37:58,593
I have no idea what
you're talking about, Reg.
880
00:37:58,628 --> 00:38:00,061
He's fucking lost, and I
hear he's been given heavy drugs.
881
00:38:00,097 --> 00:38:02,897
You need to get a
handle on your crew now.
882
00:38:02,933 --> 00:38:04,499
Reg, raise your voice to me again,
883
00:38:04,534 --> 00:38:06,701
you won't be speaking for a while.
884
00:38:06,737 --> 00:38:09,237
You're making it real
hard for me to not fight.
885
00:38:10,907 --> 00:38:12,207
To be continued, Bill.
886
00:38:12,242 --> 00:38:14,509
[laughs]
887
00:38:14,544 --> 00:38:16,077
[clears throat]
888
00:38:16,113 --> 00:38:18,179
Puna, go to five.
889
00:38:18,215 --> 00:38:19,280
[Puna] Yes, Bill.
890
00:38:19,316 --> 00:38:20,381
Find Bryce.
891
00:38:20,417 --> 00:38:25,420
892
00:38:27,124 --> 00:38:31,059
In you I see stars.
893
00:38:31,094 --> 00:38:33,261
We must never be apart.
894
00:38:33,296 --> 00:38:34,929
Come back, dark angel.
895
00:38:34,965 --> 00:38:37,198
Come back, dark angel!
896
00:38:43,807 --> 00:38:45,406
Oh, yes.
897
00:38:50,447 --> 00:38:54,315
[speaking Spanish]
898
00:38:54,351 --> 00:38:55,717
I speak English.
899
00:38:55,752 --> 00:38:56,885
Oh.
900
00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:58,386
901
00:38:58,421 --> 00:39:00,755
I have journeyed a
long way to stand before
902
00:39:00,791 --> 00:39:02,090
your honorable presence.
903
00:39:02,125 --> 00:39:04,125
With your permission, Tasty Jose,
904
00:39:04,161 --> 00:39:05,927
may I become you?
905
00:39:05,962 --> 00:39:08,763
Se?or Bryce, before
I grant you this wish,
906
00:39:08,799 --> 00:39:11,065
you must repent and beg for the mercy
907
00:39:11,101 --> 00:39:14,469
of Apple Music and Apple CEO Tim Cook,
908
00:39:14,504 --> 00:39:16,004
who you have criticized so.
909
00:39:16,039 --> 00:39:18,773
Very well.
910
00:39:18,809 --> 00:39:19,908
Your wish shall be granted.
911
00:39:19,943 --> 00:39:22,977
912
00:39:23,013 --> 00:39:26,014
Forgive me, Tim Cook.
913
00:39:26,049 --> 00:39:28,116
[groans]
914
00:39:28,151 --> 00:39:29,517
May I become you?
915
00:39:29,553 --> 00:39:30,585
No, Bryce.
916
00:39:30,620 --> 00:39:32,787
How easily you betray me.
917
00:39:32,823 --> 00:39:35,857
I cast you to the wilderness
of eternal doubt and darkness.
918
00:39:37,994 --> 00:39:39,861
I'm lost, Tim Cook.
919
00:39:39,896 --> 00:39:42,430
I understand, but if you
were wearing your Apple Watch,
920
00:39:42,465 --> 00:39:44,032
you wouldn't be.
921
00:39:44,067 --> 00:39:47,502
Ahh, yes.
922
00:39:47,537 --> 00:39:49,470
Thank you, great innovator.
923
00:39:49,506 --> 00:39:51,372
Enjoy your journey.
924
00:39:51,408 --> 00:39:53,541
Looking out for love
925
00:39:53,577 --> 00:39:56,678
Oh, yeah
926
00:39:56,713 --> 00:39:58,279
927
00:39:58,315 --> 00:40:03,318
Big big love
928
00:40:07,157 --> 00:40:08,723
Ooh, ahh
929
00:40:08,758 --> 00:40:10,859
Ooh, ahh
930
00:40:10,894 --> 00:40:12,694
Ooh, ahh
931
00:40:12,729 --> 00:40:14,362
Ooh, ahh
932
00:40:14,397 --> 00:40:16,130
Ooh, ahh
933
00:40:16,166 --> 00:40:17,966
Ooh, ahh
934
00:40:18,001 --> 00:40:19,701
Ooh, ahh
935
00:40:19,736 --> 00:40:21,703
Ooh, ahh
936
00:40:21,738 --> 00:40:23,338
Ooh, ahh
937
00:40:23,373 --> 00:40:25,173
Ooh, ahh
938
00:40:25,208 --> 00:40:27,008
Ooh, ahh
939
00:40:27,043 --> 00:40:28,409
Ooh, ahh
940
00:40:28,445 --> 00:40:30,011
Ooh, ahh
941
00:40:30,046 --> 00:40:34,816
[cheers and applause]
942
00:40:34,851 --> 00:40:36,985
Thank you, Atlanta.
943
00:40:37,020 --> 00:40:40,021
Enjoy my friends, the
Staton-House Band.
944
00:40:40,056 --> 00:40:41,923
[cheers and applause]
945
00:40:41,958 --> 00:40:45,093
[Bryce]
Here in the dark
946
00:40:45,128 --> 00:40:48,596
In these final hours
947
00:40:48,632 --> 00:40:50,265
I will lay down my heart
948
00:40:50,300 --> 00:40:52,667
I will lay my heart
949
00:40:52,702 --> 00:40:54,269
And I'll feel the power
950
00:40:54,304 --> 00:40:56,871
And I'll feel the power
951
00:40:56,907 --> 00:40:58,773
But you won't
952
00:40:58,808 --> 00:40:59,941
But you won't
953
00:40:59,976 --> 00:41:01,709
No, you won't
954
00:41:01,745 --> 00:41:03,544
No, you won't
955
00:41:03,580 --> 00:41:05,380
'Cause I can't make you love me
956
00:41:05,415 --> 00:41:09,851
'Cause I can't make you love me
957
00:41:09,886 --> 00:41:11,452
958
00:41:11,488 --> 00:41:12,887
If you don't
959
00:41:12,923 --> 00:41:16,858
If you really don't
960
00:41:16,893 --> 00:41:19,060
Eureka. I'm bringing him in.
961
00:41:19,095 --> 00:41:24,065
Here in the dark
962
00:41:24,100 --> 00:41:25,900
963
00:41:25,936 --> 00:41:27,902
We should go.
964
00:41:27,938 --> 00:41:29,237
I can't make you love me
965
00:41:29,272 --> 00:41:30,872
Is it time?
966
00:41:30,907 --> 00:41:32,140
Oh, yeah.
967
00:41:32,175 --> 00:41:34,776
If you don't
968
00:41:34,811 --> 00:41:39,113
You can't make your heart feel
969
00:41:39,149 --> 00:41:40,648
[Reg] Who did this to him?
970
00:41:40,684 --> 00:41:42,984
All I know is, Tom and
Christopher are here,
971
00:41:43,019 --> 00:41:45,887
and they are not happy Bryce
Newman is in the building.
972
00:41:45,922 --> 00:41:47,555
I am the Staton-House Band.
973
00:41:47,590 --> 00:41:49,457
[Reg] Oh, fucking hell.
974
00:41:49,492 --> 00:41:51,326
[Bill] You know, Reg, I can't
help it if someone on the crew
975
00:41:51,361 --> 00:41:53,127
or the whole crew did this to him.
976
00:41:53,163 --> 00:41:55,330
Okay, this was your idea, remember?
977
00:41:55,365 --> 00:41:56,685
[English accent] "Lead with sugar.
978
00:41:56,700 --> 00:41:57,832
Make him feel like a king."
979
00:41:57,867 --> 00:41:59,334
Remember, that was your rap.
980
00:41:59,369 --> 00:42:00,969
I didn't say rearrange
his fucking chromosomes.
981
00:42:01,004 --> 00:42:03,271
Okay, at a certain point, buddy...
yeah, yeah, you ready?
982
00:42:03,306 --> 00:42:05,139
[Shelli] All right, all
right, hey, Bill, Bill, Bill...
983
00:42:05,175 --> 00:42:06,574
[Bill] No, this is it, Reg.
984
00:42:06,609 --> 00:42:08,609
[Kelly Ann] This is
not Bill's fault, okay?
985
00:42:08,645 --> 00:42:09,944
[Reg] It was your brother who did this,
986
00:42:09,980 --> 00:42:11,746
and I want him fired, okay?
987
00:42:11,781 --> 00:42:12,914
No, 'cause you're just
trying to get me back for what you
988
00:42:12,949 --> 00:42:14,515
still think I did to get you fired.
989
00:42:14,551 --> 00:42:15,850
Please... please, I
didn't take that seriously.
990
00:42:15,885 --> 00:42:17,785
[Shelli] Jesus, get a room, you two.
991
00:42:17,821 --> 00:42:20,321
And you can't fire Wes, 'cause
he just got fired by Pearl Jam.
992
00:42:20,357 --> 00:42:21,823
[Shelli] Plus, we can't fire him,
993
00:42:21,858 --> 00:42:23,358
because he's the best
nanny we've ever had.
994
00:42:23,393 --> 00:42:25,126
- Winston fucking loves him.
- [Wes] Whoo!
995
00:42:25,161 --> 00:42:27,595
Lindsey fucking Buckingham
was fucking amazing.
996
00:42:27,630 --> 00:42:30,298
Wow.
997
00:42:30,333 --> 00:42:31,766
What did I do?
998
00:42:31,801 --> 00:42:34,302
Reg thinks there's a
conspiracy against Bryce
999
00:42:34,337 --> 00:42:35,436
spearheaded by you.
1000
00:42:35,472 --> 00:42:37,772
That's what's going on, Wes.
1001
00:42:37,807 --> 00:42:39,640
I thought that's what you wanted, Reg.
1002
00:42:39,676 --> 00:42:41,542
Sexual assault, exotic hallucinogens,
1003
00:42:41,578 --> 00:42:43,111
shame, and humiliation? No, Wes!
1004
00:42:43,146 --> 00:42:46,114
It's not what I fucking wanted!
1005
00:42:46,149 --> 00:42:47,348
He'll be writing about this for a year.
1006
00:42:47,384 --> 00:42:49,884
[Bryce] Okay, wait.
1007
00:42:49,919 --> 00:42:51,052
People.
1008
00:42:51,087 --> 00:42:52,553
[Shelli] What the fuck is that?
1009
00:42:52,589 --> 00:42:54,069
[Bryce] Check one two, check one two.
1010
00:42:54,090 --> 00:42:55,050
[Shelli] Who's out there?
1011
00:42:55,058 --> 00:42:56,024
[Bryce] Hello.
1012
00:42:56,059 --> 00:42:57,458
[together] Hello.
1013
00:42:57,494 --> 00:42:59,494
My name is Bryce Newman.
1014
00:42:59,529 --> 00:43:03,498
[cheers and applause]
1015
00:43:03,533 --> 00:43:05,333
I write "The Bryce Newman Letter."
1016
00:43:05,368 --> 00:43:07,235
[cheers and applause]
1017
00:43:07,270 --> 00:43:08,636
I'm 52 years old,
1018
00:43:08,671 --> 00:43:10,538
and I wear the clothes of a teenager.
1019
00:43:10,573 --> 00:43:13,207
[cheers and applause]
1020
00:43:13,243 --> 00:43:16,244
all: Ohh!
1021
00:43:16,279 --> 00:43:17,812
M-maybe you should get...
1022
00:43:17,847 --> 00:43:19,207
Hey, Puna, where the fuck are you?
1023
00:43:19,215 --> 00:43:21,382
[Bryce] I hardly even went to college.
1024
00:43:21,418 --> 00:43:24,385
[cheers and applause]
1025
00:43:24,421 --> 00:43:28,189
And my real name isn't Bryce Newman.
1026
00:43:28,224 --> 00:43:29,390
- [man] What's your name?
- Hey, Bryce.
1027
00:43:29,426 --> 00:43:31,159
Newbert Billingsley.
1028
00:43:31,194 --> 00:43:32,860
Tell Milo to hold off. Ju...
hold off for a second.
1029
00:43:32,896 --> 00:43:36,230
[Bryce] Newbert Alfred Billingsley.
1030
00:43:36,266 --> 00:43:38,699
[laughter and cheers]
1031
00:43:38,735 --> 00:43:40,535
Why can't I suck my own dick?
1032
00:43:40,570 --> 00:43:42,837
[laughter and cheers]
1033
00:43:42,872 --> 00:43:44,272
I mean, monkeys do.
1034
00:43:44,307 --> 00:43:45,773
What did you give that guy?
1035
00:43:45,809 --> 00:43:48,910
I don't even listen
to the music I review.
1036
00:43:48,945 --> 00:43:52,113
I listen to dad rock in the
car and switch over to hip-hop
1037
00:43:52,148 --> 00:43:55,583
if someone cool pulls up next to me.
1038
00:43:55,618 --> 00:43:58,553
I am a fraud!
1039
00:43:58,588 --> 00:44:01,022
[cheers and applause]
1040
00:44:01,057 --> 00:44:06,060
The hammer of the gods will
drive us to new lands!
1041
00:44:08,298 --> 00:44:12,100
This is who I am.
1042
00:44:12,135 --> 00:44:16,671
[groans and cheers]
1043
00:44:21,845 --> 00:44:25,913
Okay, get 'im.
1044
00:44:25,949 --> 00:44:27,482
Excuse me, Puna's two minutes away.
1045
00:44:27,517 --> 00:44:28,816
Okay.
1046
00:44:28,852 --> 00:44:32,854
[cheers and applause]
1047
00:44:52,308 --> 00:44:54,442
[laughs]
1048
00:44:57,881 --> 00:45:00,781
He's got kind of a
James Brown type quality.
1049
00:45:00,817 --> 00:45:04,485
[cheers and applause]
1050
00:45:06,890 --> 00:45:08,422
I love you, Chicago!
1051
00:45:08,458 --> 00:45:11,726
[audience jeering]
1052
00:45:15,965 --> 00:45:16,931
Atlanta.
1053
00:45:16,966 --> 00:45:18,666
[cheers and applause]
1054
00:45:18,701 --> 00:45:20,368
Bryce, I think you made your point.
1055
00:45:22,305 --> 00:45:25,206
I have become the Staton-House Band.
1056
00:45:25,241 --> 00:45:28,109
Welcome me to your stage.
1057
00:45:28,144 --> 00:45:32,013
[cheers, applause, and stomping]
1058
00:45:32,048 --> 00:45:33,047
all: [gasp]
1059
00:45:33,082 --> 00:45:35,583
He's off the stage.
1060
00:45:39,055 --> 00:45:40,621
[triumphant music]
1061
00:45:40,657 --> 00:45:42,190
[cheers and applause]
1062
00:45:42,225 --> 00:45:47,228
1063
00:45:58,007 --> 00:46:00,541
Hello, Atlanta.
1064
00:46:00,577 --> 00:46:02,410
The fuck was that?
1065
00:46:02,445 --> 00:46:03,844
[Bryce] Where's the girl?
1066
00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:06,013
Mutt Lange, meet Tim Cook.
1067
00:46:06,049 --> 00:46:08,649
Tasty Jose.
1068
00:46:08,685 --> 00:46:09,483
Def Leppard.
1069
00:46:09,519 --> 00:46:11,052
Excuse me, folks.
1070
00:46:11,087 --> 00:46:12,920
I've got him here with me. Where are you?
1071
00:46:12,956 --> 00:46:14,922
There go your tour proceeds.
1072
00:46:14,958 --> 00:46:17,825
He can claim physical abuse now too.
1073
00:46:17,860 --> 00:46:21,495
Bill, Wes is a
liability, and so is his sister.
1074
00:46:21,531 --> 00:46:24,332
As far as I'm concerned,
they should both go home.
1075
00:46:24,367 --> 00:46:26,734
Hey, why don't you go ahead and
fire me while you're at it, Reg?
1076
00:46:26,769 --> 00:46:28,502
Okay, look, I run the crew, all right?
1077
00:46:28,538 --> 00:46:30,338
Try it. See how that works
out. Go ahead. Give it a try.
1078
00:46:30,373 --> 00:46:33,507
Bill, Bill, Bill...
1079
00:46:33,543 --> 00:46:36,577
it's you or me, but he's got to go.
1080
00:46:39,082 --> 00:46:42,483
[strained breathing]
1081
00:46:44,821 --> 00:46:47,421
- Hey, hey, Hot
'Lanta, huh? - Hey-hey.
1082
00:46:47,457 --> 00:46:48,756
How 'bout it?
1083
00:46:48,791 --> 00:46:50,591
[laughs] Hi, Stan.
1084
00:46:50,627 --> 00:46:53,394
- Hi.
- [radio chatter]
1085
00:46:53,429 --> 00:46:55,896
Quite a town.
1086
00:46:55,932 --> 00:46:57,298
- Bill...
- Yeah.
1087
00:46:57,333 --> 00:46:58,866
I have to leave.
1088
00:46:58,901 --> 00:47:00,635
- No.
- I have a family.
1089
00:47:00,670 --> 00:47:02,703
This is my time off.
1090
00:47:02,739 --> 00:47:04,105
It's been fun.
1091
00:47:04,140 --> 00:47:05,873
What was it? Is it
'cause the guy got dosed?
1092
00:47:05,908 --> 00:47:07,408
'Cause we're not so sure that
was one of our crew guys
1093
00:47:07,443 --> 00:47:08,609
that did that.
1094
00:47:08,645 --> 00:47:10,278
I'm all for having a good time,
1095
00:47:10,313 --> 00:47:13,247
but this tour is like a Fellini film
1096
00:47:13,283 --> 00:47:16,317
crossed with an episode of The Monkees.
1097
00:47:16,352 --> 00:47:19,553
And I mean that in the best
way, but I-I can't stay.
1098
00:47:19,589 --> 00:47:21,122
It's not always like this, Lindsey.
1099
00:47:21,157 --> 00:47:22,390
This was just a bad night.
1100
00:47:22,425 --> 00:47:23,724
I love you.
1101
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:25,559
I love you too.
1102
00:47:25,595 --> 00:47:29,997
As time goes by, I may
say it less and less,
1103
00:47:30,033 --> 00:47:32,266
but I mean it more.
1104
00:47:32,302 --> 00:47:33,901
Me too.
1105
00:47:33,936 --> 00:47:35,736
So you take care of yourself.
1106
00:47:35,772 --> 00:47:37,505
- Okay.
- All right.
1107
00:47:37,540 --> 00:47:41,509
Thanks.
1108
00:47:41,544 --> 00:47:45,146
The "can't say no" favor now officially
belongs to you, man.
1109
00:47:45,181 --> 00:47:47,248
You look good.
1110
00:47:47,283 --> 00:47:49,317
No, you actually do look good.
1111
00:47:49,352 --> 00:47:50,751
You look great.
1112
00:47:50,787 --> 00:47:51,819
- Thank you so much.
- All right, all right.
1113
00:47:51,854 --> 00:47:53,621
I do owe you. Thanks, Lindsey.
1114
00:47:53,656 --> 00:47:54,655
I'll be in touch.
1115
00:47:54,691 --> 00:47:55,856
Okay.
1116
00:47:55,892 --> 00:47:58,259
But you never should have fired Phil.
1117
00:47:58,294 --> 00:48:01,262
Yeah, yeah.
1118
00:48:01,297 --> 00:48:03,164
Night, Stan. Thank you.
1119
00:48:03,199 --> 00:48:04,159
[phone dings and buzzes]
1120
00:48:04,167 --> 00:48:06,200
[sighs]
1121
00:48:06,235 --> 00:48:07,601
Cassie.
1122
00:48:07,637 --> 00:48:09,770
[Cassie] "Hi, Bill.
1123
00:48:09,806 --> 00:48:11,672
I didn't come tonight, because
I thought you were
1124
00:48:11,708 --> 00:48:14,041
gonna pick me up or
send a car or something."
1125
00:48:14,077 --> 00:48:16,177
Come on, Bill.
1126
00:48:16,212 --> 00:48:18,779
[Cassie] "But truthfully, I
was kind of glad you forgot.
1127
00:48:18,815 --> 00:48:20,548
As you might have guessed,
1128
00:48:20,583 --> 00:48:22,049
Dionne and I are starting
to get together, and..."
1129
00:48:22,085 --> 00:48:25,386
Dionne with the man bun?
1130
00:48:25,421 --> 00:48:28,856
[Cassie] "I don't know if
I'm a once-a-year girl anymore.
1131
00:48:28,891 --> 00:48:31,692
"Good night, my
once-a-year love.
1132
00:48:31,728 --> 00:48:34,729
I hope you had a good show."
1133
00:48:38,267 --> 00:48:40,668
Fuck.
1134
00:48:40,703 --> 00:48:43,471
[gentle folk music]
1135
00:48:43,506 --> 00:48:44,839
1136
00:48:44,874 --> 00:48:47,308
[Bill] Just off Peachtree Road.
1137
00:49:00,056 --> 00:49:05,025
Farewell Angelina, the
bells of the crown
1138
00:49:05,061 --> 00:49:07,528
[Jeff Buckley]
This
is really folk-y, man.
1139
00:49:07,563 --> 00:49:12,433
Are being stolen by bandits,
I must follow the sound
1140
00:49:15,972 --> 00:49:20,908
The triangles
tingle, the music plays slow
1141
00:49:22,745 --> 00:49:25,379
[Bill] "Sorry about tonight, Cassie.
1142
00:49:25,415 --> 00:49:27,047
Look out your window, darlin'.
1143
00:49:27,083 --> 00:49:28,582
Last chance.
1144
00:49:28,618 --> 00:49:30,718
You can grab a
suitcase and come with me."
1145
00:49:30,753 --> 00:49:35,089
And I must go
1146
00:49:35,124 --> 00:49:37,758
There is no use in talking
1147
00:49:37,794 --> 00:49:39,260
There's no need for blame
1148
00:49:42,732 --> 00:49:45,633
There is nothing to prove
1149
00:49:45,668 --> 00:49:48,803
Everything still is the same
1150
00:49:51,908 --> 00:49:54,041
A table stands empty by
the edge of the stream
1151
00:49:54,076 --> 00:49:55,743
"Love you, Cassie.
1152
00:49:55,778 --> 00:49:57,578
I don't do emojis."
1153
00:49:57,613 --> 00:49:58,913
[phone chirps]
1154
00:49:58,948 --> 00:50:02,817
But farewell Angelina
1155
00:50:02,852 --> 00:50:04,485
The sky is changing
colors, and I must leave
1156
00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:06,320
[phone dings and buzzes]
1157
00:50:06,355 --> 00:50:08,322
[Cassie] "Eat healthy, Bill.
1158
00:50:08,357 --> 00:50:11,492
Don't do so much dairy."
1159
00:50:11,527 --> 00:50:16,530
1160
00:50:18,835 --> 00:50:23,137
The jacks and the queens,
they forsake the courtyard
1161
00:50:26,108 --> 00:50:30,644
52 gypsies now file past the guard
1162
00:50:30,680 --> 00:50:32,847
1163
00:50:32,882 --> 00:50:34,181
[Kelly Ann] Wait, wait, wait, wait.
1164
00:50:34,217 --> 00:50:36,650
Don't go. Leave her with something.
1165
00:50:36,686 --> 00:50:41,655
Just text her and tell her,
"I'll remember you like this,
1166
00:50:41,691 --> 00:50:45,125
the most beautiful painting in Atlanta,
1167
00:50:45,161 --> 00:50:46,427
maybe the world."
1168
00:50:46,462 --> 00:50:48,863
Yeah?
1169
00:50:48,898 --> 00:50:50,331
[phone keyboard clicking]
1170
00:50:50,366 --> 00:50:51,599
"In the..."
1171
00:50:51,634 --> 00:50:54,368
"In Atlanta, maybe the world."
1172
00:50:54,403 --> 00:50:57,638
Farewell Angelina
1173
00:50:57,673 --> 00:50:59,607
The sky is flooding over
1174
00:50:59,642 --> 00:51:03,844
And I must be gone
1175
00:51:03,880 --> 00:51:05,012
Okay
1176
00:51:05,047 --> 00:51:10,050
1177
00:51:17,426 --> 00:51:18,659
- There's your souvenir.
- Yep.
1178
00:51:18,694 --> 00:51:19,994
Gonna take me back home
1179
00:51:20,029 --> 00:51:21,362
Yes, you will
1180
00:51:21,397 --> 00:51:25,866
1181
00:51:25,902 --> 00:51:29,036
Nice work, Cyrano.
1182
00:51:29,071 --> 00:51:31,472
That's not bad.
1183
00:51:31,507 --> 00:51:33,641
I might like that nickname.
1184
00:51:33,676 --> 00:51:37,177
1185
00:51:37,213 --> 00:51:41,315
Okay, Gooch, let's head to Nashville.
1186
00:51:41,350 --> 00:51:43,651
[engine turning over]
1187
00:51:43,686 --> 00:51:47,755
So pretty.
1188
00:51:47,790 --> 00:51:51,025
Each one kills you in a different way.
1189
00:51:51,060 --> 00:51:53,694
Call me any name you like
1190
00:51:53,729 --> 00:51:56,664
I'll never deny it
1191
00:51:56,699 --> 00:51:58,732
1192
00:51:58,768 --> 00:52:01,769
But farewell Angelina
1193
00:52:01,804 --> 00:52:03,871
The sky is erupting
1194
00:52:03,906 --> 00:52:06,874
And I must go
1195
00:52:06,909 --> 00:52:08,709
Where it is quiet
1196
00:52:08,744 --> 00:52:10,544
[electronic chime]
1197
00:52:10,580 --> 00:52:13,747
[Donna] Uh-oh, it's a
new "Bryce Newman Letter."
1198
00:52:13,783 --> 00:52:16,283
"I am writing from a hospital in Atlanta.
1199
00:52:16,319 --> 00:52:18,686
It has incredible Wi-Fi, which
you never seem to be able
1200
00:52:18,721 --> 00:52:21,889
to find due to the sad state
of post-Steve Jobs infrastructure
1201
00:52:21,924 --> 00:52:22,957
in this country.
1202
00:52:22,992 --> 00:52:24,425
If you go to other countries..."
1203
00:52:24,460 --> 00:52:26,093
[Bryce] "As I have on conferences
1204
00:52:26,128 --> 00:52:28,195
to places like Buenos Aires,
1205
00:52:28,230 --> 00:52:30,531
you would be amazed at
the level of service.
1206
00:52:30,566 --> 00:52:31,765
I'll get to the point.
1207
00:52:31,801 --> 00:52:33,567
Though my sciatica acted up,
1208
00:52:33,603 --> 00:52:35,769
as it does in semi-cold weather,
1209
00:52:35,805 --> 00:52:38,706
it has been a long time
since I've been to a show
1210
00:52:38,741 --> 00:52:41,875
as kinetically authentic
as the Staton-House Band's
1211
00:52:41,911 --> 00:52:44,411
current Capture the Flag tour.
1212
00:52:44,447 --> 00:52:48,315
Their crew treated
me like a despotic king.
1213
00:52:48,351 --> 00:52:52,553
I felt connected with them on
a timeless, molecular level.
1214
00:52:52,588 --> 00:52:55,055
It felt good,
1215
00:52:55,091 --> 00:52:58,626
good, good within my chromosomes.
1216
00:52:58,661 --> 00:53:02,730
And on a personal
note, I'll never be the same.
1217
00:53:02,765 --> 00:53:06,333
The sheer sonic attack and
the great work of sound ace
1218
00:53:06,369 --> 00:53:09,837
Donna Mancini lingers with
me like the pasta I had
1219
00:53:09,872 --> 00:53:12,840
at Dan Tana's last
Thursday night with Peter Paterno..."
1220
00:53:12,875 --> 00:53:15,776
I'm on my knees
1221
00:53:15,811 --> 00:53:19,813
unzipping your pants with my teeth.
1222
00:53:19,849 --> 00:53:23,183
[Bryce] "...And so I
hail the incredible organization
1223
00:53:23,219 --> 00:53:26,286
and the crew and the
deep-tissue community
1224
00:53:26,322 --> 00:53:30,357
I felt in my time with the
great Staton-House Band,
1225
00:53:30,393 --> 00:53:33,460
something the oldsters could learn from.
1226
00:53:33,496 --> 00:53:36,030
This can be the future,
1227
00:53:36,065 --> 00:53:39,299
a glimpse of what
rock looked like in America
1228
00:53:39,335 --> 00:53:42,136
back when true feeling was worth a damn.
1229
00:53:42,171 --> 00:53:44,304
Thank you, Reg Whitehead,
1230
00:53:44,340 --> 00:53:47,107
a cool customer and a
great cat from the U.K.
1231
00:53:47,143 --> 00:53:49,843
Thanks to Wes for the
"Wespresso" of my life.
1232
00:53:49,879 --> 00:53:52,012
Thanks to Natalie for the great massage,
1233
00:53:52,048 --> 00:53:55,516
to the Atlanta
paramedics, who do such a great job,
1234
00:53:55,551 --> 00:53:57,985
and, of course, to Lindsey Buckingham,
1235
00:53:58,020 --> 00:54:01,355
who performed an
otherworldly acoustic opening set.
1236
00:54:01,390 --> 00:54:05,125
It's winter in my
heart without you guys.
1237
00:54:05,161 --> 00:54:07,895
I miss you.
1238
00:54:07,930 --> 00:54:10,064
I'll keep this memory close."
1239
00:54:10,099 --> 00:54:13,901
He never even saw the show.
1240
00:54:13,936 --> 00:54:18,539
But the important thing
is, he thinks he did.
1241
00:54:18,574 --> 00:54:20,374
[light dream pop playing]
1242
00:54:20,409 --> 00:54:21,975
[Bryce] "I guess I forgot
1243
00:54:22,011 --> 00:54:25,345
the key to this whole
fucking thing is family."
1244
00:54:25,381 --> 00:54:26,880
I knew my idea would work.
1245
00:54:26,916 --> 00:54:28,882
I'm gonna re-hire and bring back Wes.
1246
00:54:28,918 --> 00:54:32,086
He never left, Reg.
1247
00:54:32,121 --> 00:54:34,154
Everybody loves Wes.
1248
00:54:34,190 --> 00:54:36,990
What can you do?
1249
00:54:37,026 --> 00:54:38,192
Mm-hmm.
1250
00:54:38,227 --> 00:54:41,395
Yep.
1251
00:54:41,430 --> 00:54:43,997
Hey, I got 2,000 new
followers on my coffee site.
1252
00:54:44,033 --> 00:54:48,869
Dude, Bryce Newman's like a psychedelic
fucking angel, man.
1253
00:54:48,904 --> 00:54:50,537
Jesus.
1254
00:54:50,573 --> 00:54:54,742
I can't believe he
always ends up winning big.
1255
00:54:54,777 --> 00:54:59,279
[Shelli] You... tonight... funny.
1256
00:54:59,315 --> 00:55:00,914
[Bryce] "Community.
1257
00:55:00,950 --> 00:55:03,851
The feeling you get
from the perfect song
1258
00:55:03,886 --> 00:55:06,754
when you realize you're not alone."
1259
00:55:06,789 --> 00:55:11,792
1260
00:55:17,767 --> 00:55:20,467
Well done, everybody.
1261
00:55:20,503 --> 00:55:22,369
See you in Nashville.
1262
00:55:22,404 --> 00:55:25,239
[Bryce] "And that's my
report from the front row.
1263
00:55:25,274 --> 00:55:27,741
"Love, Bryce Newman.
1264
00:55:27,777 --> 00:55:31,945
AKA Newbert...
1265
00:55:31,981 --> 00:55:34,275
Billingsley."
1266
00:55:36,819 --> 00:55:40,554
[upbeat rock]
1267
00:55:40,742 --> 00:55:46,506
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