All language subtitles for Ride s01e03 Hippophobia and Ophidiophobia.eng

ANNOUNCER: And that
concludes today's event.

Disqualified? How do you simply
miss your start time?

I'm sorry, Lady Covington.

Is Covington proving to
be too much for you?

No. Lady Covington,
it won't happen again.

No, it won't.

(SIGH)

LADY COVINGTON: The problem is
not that we lost to Bingham

Academy this weekend.
An honest loss is something to

be celebrated. It's something
that we can all learn from.

However, this was less a loss
than it was a humiliation.

Do any of you remember whose
name is on the school gate?

The crest? Your riding uniform?
My name. Covington.

And Covington has been
humiliated. As you all wear this

name, you should all feel
humiliated, too, with a few

notable exceptions. Ms.
Wiltshire, congratulations on

your dressage first. Well done.
Mr. Andrada, I enjoyed your

round immensely, as did the
judges, apparently. Good show.

Many of you need to recommit to
your training.

Where's Anya?

I don't know. I didn't see her
at all this morning.

Ms. Bridges. You are not exempt
from listening to me, despite

the fact that you failed to
ride. You ought to be working

even harder than the others,
given that rather embarrassing

fact.

Absolutely. I will.

In short, I expect the rest of
the year to be quite simply

better. Dismissed.

Mr. Bridges, please meet me in
my office as soon as possible.

Right away, Lady Covington.

I feel that I'm bound to spend
most of the rest of my life

managing the Bridges.

KIT: Anya?

Have you been in
there all morning?

The whole time I
was getting ready?

I'm actually not here.

Huh, weird. Not sure who I'm
going to share this delicious

pastry thing-a-majigy with then.

They had pain au chocolat
at breakfast?

Yeah. Apparently, pain au
chocolat is available only

to those who actually make it to
the Assembly of Doom.

And in about two seconds, I'm
going to devour this. One, two -

Now, if I can get you to leave
this room, we might be able to

find some delicious milkshakes.

Some cute new boots?

Some cute new boys.

I can never show my face in the
ring again. Or in school.

I've never done anything quite
so awful before.

You messed up. So? It happens.

I wasn't prepared for my
dressage test. I didn't have

any of my clothes ready, or my
tack, or my mind. None of it.

It was horrible.

My friend Charlotte and I used
to play this game called

"Best Worst." And it would
always make us feel better

because it was highly unlikely
that either scenario came true.

What is the worst thing that
happens if you leave this room?

Nothing, because I'm never
leaving it.

What is the best thing that
could happen if you leave

this room?

Spaceships touch down, and wipe
out everyone's memory so I can

start all over again.

Great! Maybe the aliens can
sweep up Lady C while they're

here. Come on!

I bet Ducky would love
to go for a run.

Okay, so you take him.

I, I can't.

You have to get onto a horse, or
you'll lose TK. Best worst.

Best, I hop on TK and we clear
all of the jumps like

superstars, on the first try;
with my hands up in the air,

like this.

Worst?

My fear overpowers all of my
other senses and I pass out

in the dirt. Face first. And
then the video goes viral.

(LAUGHS)

Come on! Get dressed!

I'm taking a sicky!

(SIGH)

You missed.

I'll get it later.

If you're going to act like a
pig, William, you will soon

become one.

Did you know that pigs are well
smart? Anyway, I know exactly

where everything is. It's my
system.

Either you pick it up, or you
get better aim.

Sorry, I can't hear you.
Guitar solo. (SINGING)

That's how it's done,
Andrada style.

Oh! It's not so hard!

Two out of three.

Oh! Three out of five!

No, thank you. I've got
some tack to clean.

You serious? I got all mine
clean after the match yesterday.

Are you saying that you're
faster than me?

Hear what you want to hear,
Andrada style.

(LAUGHS) Let the games begin.

Hey, kid, what are you doing?

Oh, just teaching TK to throw
down like Jay-Z.

Really?

Well, I figure if I can get him
spitting mad rhymes, Lady C

will have to let me keep him.

If you want to keep him, you're
going to have to ride him.

Otherwise, he'll be gone so fast
it'll make your head spin.

Lady C is not in the
mood to compromise.

You don't have to be so blunt.

Push yourself a little. You need
to get on that horse. Yesterday.

KIT: My knees get wobbly. My
stomach starts to flop around

like I'm on the world's nastiest
roller coaster.

RUDY: It feels bigger than it
is. Just take a deep breath so

your imagination doesn't
get ahead of you.

Tell yourself you can do it.

Sounds like Kit could
use a hand.

Uh.

I could even offer her a little
boost into the saddle.

Done!

You can't possibly be!

Yeah, well the less you talk,
the more work gets done.

I'm going to check your work.

Go for it. I'll be helping.

Pig sty.

Who can handle the wildest horse
in here? You. Now that's rare.

That's special. And remember,
growing up you spent nearly

every weekend at the ranch
with your mom and me.

Yeah, and then I fell off. And I
remember that horses are high,

and weigh like a bazillion
pounds.

You know how many times I've
fallen off? Too many times to

count.

You're not helping, Rudy.

Hey. What if you rode
something else?

Like what, a train? Great idea.

No, something that's not a
horse. Like a pony,

or something.

You know, I don't know what
celebrity you are, but hey,

can I get your autograph?

Hey, Josh.

I thought you had like
extreme chicken pox.

My roommate really knows
how to sell a story.

Yeah.

How do you get ready? When
you're going to a show?

Eat a lot of carbs, sleep tons,
burn pictures of my rivals in a

midnight ceremony, of course,
beneath the Blood moon.

Forget it.

(LAUGHS) Look. I have like a
tack box with all of the stuff

that Whistler needs. And I have
my own bag, right? And I have

like a checklist for that. So,
you know, a day or two before

I just go down the list and make
sure everything's in there.

My mom helped me
work out a system.

I've never really lived by
myself before.

None of us have. Except maybe
Elaine. I'm pretty sure she was

born fully formed,
and like, forty.

No, I mean like, I've
always had help.

Like Help with a capital H?
Like servants?

Like riding instructors,
coaches, you know, cooks,

personal chefs, personal
shoppers, nannies. Did you have

one of those ladies that hand
you a towel after you've washed

your hands? Or like one of those
dudes that would taste your food

to make sure nothing
was messed with?

Something like that.

Sweet! Listen, Big A. It makes
totaly sense that you had a

tough time getting ready for the
meet. It was a first for you.

But you think I could learn?

Yeah.

You promise she's not scary?

I promise! I give you
Mrs. Whiskers.

Okay. Even I can agree to the
fact that she's pretty unscary.

She's big though.

Well, TK's about sixteen hands,
and she's barely twelve.

Like, she'll fit in your pocket.
Plus, she's a million years old,

and she's had a million
different riders, so she'll be

fine. Do you want to go for it?

I forget how to start.

Okay. Left foot in the left
stirrup, then you grab the front

and the back of the saddle and
up you go over.

She's eating. Is that okay?
Maybe I should wait.

Maybe I should eat.

Kit.

I'm still scared.

Do you know what I'm scared of?
Snakes.

You're just saying that.

No, I'm not. Like, have you seen
the way they move? They're like

cut off fingers that want to
crawl all over you. I once

jumped off a footbridge because
someone made a hissing noise.

I like snakes. Have you seen the
video where the snake eats the

entire porcupine?

No. Quit stalling. Just come on.
You can do it.

I can do it. (LAUGHS)
I got this.

(BUMP)

Kit!

Oh. Did I do it?

So close. So close.

You need a snack and a rest.

Come on.

I feel like I'm four again.
Thanks anyways.

Oh, that's alright.

I was talking to Mrs. Whiskers.
I can't believe I fainted.

Oh gross! Where am I going to
find clean socks?

Where am I going to find
anything?

Ha-ha! You're wearing my
clothes. Very funny.

Woo! Yeah! (LAUGHS)

Barbarian.

ANYA: (HUMMING)

Where have you been?

I was in the room of washing
machines and drying machines.

My worst totally happened.

I've never done laundry before.
It was quite exhilerating.

Wait, what?

I fainted. In front of Will.
I tried to get on this pony,

and he looked like
a toy, but still.

Oh no!

Timber! Right into the dirt,
as predicted. Do you think

you drool when you faint?
Because if I drooled on Will,

it is my turn to never leave
this room.

Definitely not. It probably just
looked like you were resting

your eyes.

I'll never ride.

Let's revamp. Best and worst.

Okay, best is obvious. I climb
up on TK, and it's wonderful,

and we gallop through the fields
with a rainbow coming out of his

tail like some kind of
unicorn magic.

(LAUGHS) Worst?

I'm eighty-six, and I still live
here in this room, and I can't

go anywhere because I haven't
managed to ride. Oh, and

Elaine's granddaughter is
shoving schedules in my face

all day long. You live in Italy.

Ooh, I love Italy. Wait, uh,
let's start with the small

things.

Like?

Well, I needed to learn how to
do my own laundry, and see?

Wow! You decided to start with
the really small things.

Oh, I'm a failure!

Wait! No, no, wait! You tried!
Did you know how to use a

washing machine at all
yesterday?

No.

Now you do! Sort of. You're my
hero. I will teach you the cold

cycle sometime. And how to sort.

Yeah, but I wasn't afraid of
washing machines.

As far as you know. Maybe you
were attacked by one as a baby,

and just blocked it out.

Unlikely. (SIGH)

We both need to keep going. Just
like you said. Small things.

Baby steps.

JOSH: The show shirts are $55. I
mean pounds.

I'll take five.

Instead of the regular
riding blouses?

As well. And the
uniform blouses.

So that is then twenty shirts.
Go back, go back, go back.

You're saying that she
actually fainted?

Yeah. But please don't make a
big deal about it, okay?

She's totally embarrassed. Kit's
truly afraid. Like Will and his

snake troubles.

What do you mean?

Oh, he's so sweet. Kit was all
nervous, so he told her that he

was afraid of snakes, to make
her feel better, and I think it

worked.

Hmm. Okay. For real now. Why are
you getting all this stuff?

Because I'm doing it. I am
making plans, and getting

organized, and getting
on top of things.

Who needs twenty shirts? You
know? Didn't know you were

such a princess.

What did you call me?

Princess? Is that some kind of
gigantic insult here?

Don't call me that. It's rude.

How?

Princesses are spoiled, and
they can't do anything for

themselves. Why would anyone
want to be friends with one?

They throw awesome parties and
have private jets?

Yes, because of what they have,
not who they are. I have to go.

Can you please put
this on my account?

Anya, don't be mad.

In summary, current goals of
Rose Cottage include earlier

bed times, tidier corridors, and
a long term philanthropic plan.

I intend to restore Rose Cottage
to the top of the house

standings.

Best of luck with that.

Yes, Poppy. I have been burdened
with some challenging people

this year, but I intend to rise
to the challenge.

Thank you, Ms. Wiltshire.
Ladies, you're dismissed.

Ms. Wiltshire, would you mind?
Make sure Ms. Bridges gets that.

It's rather important.

(BELL RINGS)

Cricket trousers.

Nav, hey, and yes, those are a
thing, and we do carry them.

Dude, where were you playing
cricket? The dump?

I don't know what a dump is
exactly. This was Palmerston.

Will did that to your pants?

They're called trousers. Pants
are what you wear underneath.

Forget I asked.

(SIGH) He did it because I had
his half of our room cleaned.

Seriously? That's ungrateful.
Listen, dude, I need to fill you

in, okay? You are looking at one
of the tidiest dudes you will

ever meet. You know, I
alphabetize my shirts.

How does that even-

But do you know who my roommate
is? Leo Ducasse. And do you know

what we call him? He-laine.
I seriously need to move out,

like now. You know, Palmerston
moves over to my room, I move

in, you know. I travel light. I
won't bring stuff. I won't bring

anything. It'll be way, way
tidier.

It's definitely not that I want
you to move in.

I bake! Did you know that? I
will throw these cricket

trousers in for free.

I would definitely prefer to pay
for them, although that is a

generous offer. I will pay my
roommate back for what he's

done.

You know, I actually heard
something rather interesting

about him.

You should still be
in your room.

I just got a little freaked out.

Fainting is not a little freaked
out. Fainting is your body

saying, "Hey, stop it!" And if I
have to choose between my

daughter passing out and that
jerk of a horse getting shipped

out, it's hasta la vista, TK.

Because family comes before a
horse?

Because I still remember having
to pick my kid up off the

ground, take her to the
hospital, and worry that she had

a concussion. Feeling like I was
the worst father ever for

letting her anywhere near a
horse.

It wasn't your fault, dad. It
wasn't anybody's fault.

Not even Freckles, and that
horse was a jerk.

(CHUCKLES)

Falling happens. You don't even
have to be on a horse to fall.

It's just that he was running,
and I couldn't get my foot out

of the stirrup, and my head was
bouncing along the ground, and

his hooves were so close. It
felt like they were on my head.

So you're not afraid of getting
on a horse. You're not afraid of

riding a horse.

I'm afraid of being dragged.

Come on, TK. We've got some baby
steps to take together.

Hey, we're friends, right?
I don't want to hurt you.

You don't want to hurt me.
So between us, I'm still a

little scared. So I'm going to
face it head on with thirty

minutes of uninterrupted cuddle
time. No matter what.

Starting now. Ok. Nobody ever
got dragged during a cuddle.

Oh, I'm sorry. Am I boring you?
Hoo. Ok. Let's just hug it out.

Hey, good boy. Good boy.

Baby steps are nice.

(HISSING)

(SCREAMS)

Nav.

Uh, no, I haven't seen him.

Nav!

Was one of the first form girls
here, because I swear I heard

shrieking. My ears are still
ringing.

Ha-ha! Are we even?

We're even. Gentleman's
agreement?

Alright. You're lucky no one
important was here.

Oh, what do I have here?
Eighteen seconds of pure joy.

(LAUGHS)

No, Nav, don't you dare!
Get back here!

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