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- [crashing]
- [screaming]
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I'm putting my foot down.
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No more reality. I want serious work.
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We. Want. You.
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- For what exactly.
- Your own late night talk show.
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So... not scripted.
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Not scri... I don't... Well?
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Oh, God, no.
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I just got offered to be a host of this
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- late night talk show.
- [gasps]
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- Oh, my God! You'd be perfect for that.
- Right?
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"Welcome aboard, Joey Lawrence?"
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What the [bleep]!
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First day of the new show.
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This is big, Joe.
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You know, after all the indecision,
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I'm excited. I'm ready to go.
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Ditto. Ditto, bro.
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- So pumped.
- [honking]
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- [tires screeching]
- Whoa.
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Driving that to a coffee shop?
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[pop music blasts from stereo]
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- Joe.
- Oh, my God.
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Are you kidding? Joe Mac!
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- Hey...
- How you doing, buddy?
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- Joey Lawrence.
- Bring it in. Bring it in.
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Hug it out. Hug it out.
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- How you doing, man?
- All right.
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- It's good to see you.
- Playing you own single, huh?
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Oh, you heard that? Yeah.
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Twentieth anniversary remix
of "Nothing My Love", man.
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Record label was like, you gotta do it.
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- And so I did it.
- One of my favorite songs of all time.
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- This is incredible by the way.
- Oh, thank you.
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Dancing with The Stars in the house!
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- Yeah.
- You too.
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- Both on "Dancing with The Stars."
- Yeah!
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I didn't wanna do it actually,
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but my wife was like, "You gotta do it."
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So I did it. We did
well. Got to the finals.
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Went out third, sort of crushed it.
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Me too.
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What do you mean you too?
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We've been over this a million times.
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We both came in third.
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- You came in third?
- Yup.
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- Same as me? It doesn't even matter.
- Yeah.
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Look the point is, it's irrelevant.
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I had a way tougher season.
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Yeah you did. I watched every episode.
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- Did you?
- You're super flexible.
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Joey Lawrence. Alex Pike,
Joe's Legs Production.
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- It's great to meet you. Big fan.
- Thank you.
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Blossom. You are unbelievable.
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I heard it's coming
back. Tell me that's true.
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No. So listen, speaking
of hearing things.
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I heard you have your own talk show?
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- Yes.
- Are you kidding me?
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Yeah. Thank you.
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- Congratulations, buddy.
- Thank you.
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- That's so great.
- I'm excited.
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It's gonna be great for you. And
it's on a good network, right?
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Or no, it's not. What is it on again?
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It's on the... the uh...
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the Seat channel.
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The lazy chair thing.
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- No, no, no, no. Com-com-comfort.
- Comfy.
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Comfy... Comfy channel.
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- Not com-fee, but comfy.
- Comfe-e?
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- Comfy.
- Two Es?
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- No Es.
- No, it's a Y. Like, why?
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Why do they even have a channel?
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I mean Comfy channel
doesn't even make any sense.
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But you know what? It
doesn't even matter,
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'cause you have your own
show and it's on that.
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- Me? I'm an actor, you know.
- Thank you.
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I'm not like the talk show guy,
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Like, "Hey, what are you doing?"
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I don't know, it's...
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I think when you interview
famous people, by default,
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like you're not famous
anymore or something.
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- Got it.
- I've been asked a million times,
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you know, which is why
I passed on that show
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and then they offered it to you.
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[upbeat tune]
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Oh.
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They didn't tell you
that I passed on it first
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before you ended up taking it?
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Mmm, nah.
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They must've left that
little tid-bit out, yeah.
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Wow. I'm... that's...
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It shouldn't be awkward though.
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It's not awkward. It's
not even a bad thing.
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One man's trash is another man's
treasure. It's a good thing.
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- Thank you.
- I like that.
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You're gonna... you're
gonna rock it out, dude.
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You know what, I think it's
going to expand the resum?,
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instead of just the dancing
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and the cruise ships
with the other guys.
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Just that, yeah.
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You guys wear earpieces? You
guys do the Britney Spears thing?
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- Good to see you, buddy.
- Hey man, good seeing you too.
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You know what, bring it in.
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Bring it in.
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Hey listen, we gotta hang all right.
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- Sure.
- All right.
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And uh, you know what...
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Dude, you can come work out
with me any time you want.
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- We can get these triceps in order.
- Excellent.
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And just maybe like...
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Jesus.
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- Yeah.
- Get everything in order.
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- Thank you.
- If you want to... some Parkour.
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- That's what I do, it works.
- I love Parkour.
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- Cool.
- He's busy. I'd love to Parkour.
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All right, cool. Listen, it
was great meeting you Allan.
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Call me later, all right.
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- Yup... Alex.
- We'll check in. Okay.
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- Hey. Hey, hey, hey.
- Yeah?
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- You're still married aren't you?
- Still married.
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Second time's a charm.
I'll see you soon.
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Albert, good meeting you.
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Remember about that Parkour.
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Whoa!! What a guy.
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- What a talent!
- That was not an accident.
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The gift basket was meant for him!
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Oh, my God. That was a re-gift basket.
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Of all people. Of all people!
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Look where he parks!
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It's Joey Lawrence.
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[energetic music]
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I'm Joey Mclntyre.
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You know, the little guy
from New Kids On The Block.
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Since then, I've had my ups.
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And I've had my downs.
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But I know I can make it...
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with the love of my family,
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hard work,
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and maybe better management.
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_
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- [phone ringing]
- [sighs]
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There.
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- Tri-boob.
- A tri-boob?
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- A tri-bum.
- Donnie!
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- A bum-gina.
- A bum-gina?
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It doesn't...
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Maybe it does.
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No. It's obvious!
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How's it going, Joe?
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Uh, not good actually, Donnie.
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I'm kind of bummed out.
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What did Alex do now?
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It's not Alex this time.
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I just found out they
offered the talk show
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to Joey Lawrence first.
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That guy?
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Well, that's the business, Joe.
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I mean, you weren't our
first choice for New Kids.
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As you often remind me.
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But you were the right choice.
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It's not just about being
second choice, Donnie.
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It's that they lied to me.
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[heavy sigh] Are we gonna play or what?
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Joey lost his talk show to
the guy from Saved by The Bell.
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Oh! I love that guy.
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Look, Joe, if you want people
to deal with you straight,
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you gotta look 'em in the
eye and demand respect.
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So you think I should confront them?
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Yes! It's like I always say,
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"If you don't give it to me straight,
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"you can't have any...
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"food off of my plate."
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Just go full Danza on 'em, Joe.
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- Show 'em who's the boss.
- Danza?
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Yeah. You're right.
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Okay. Thanks.
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- A camel toe.
- Yes! Finally!
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Yes.
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What are you guys doing?
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[upbeat music]
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Well, here we are.
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Day one! Paige, write that down.
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I think I speak for
both of us when I say,
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we are so thrilled you decided
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to make Comfy your television home.
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And I think I speak
for myself when I say,
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we are beyond thrilled.
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We're ecstatic. Tingling!
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In all the right places.
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And some of the wrong ones.
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[funky beat]
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Okay. Uh...
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Well, I wanna get
going. When do we start?
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First order of business, we want
you to unveil the Joey Mac Show
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at TV Critic Con tomorrow!
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[shouting]
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You mean... where you
announce all the news shows?
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I mean, it's a little early.
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We don't even know what the show is yet.
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[chuckling]
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- Well Joe, you are the show.
- Yeah.
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Not only that, but we want you
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to be the face the network.
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Comfy's going to have a huge presence
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at Critic Con this year.
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Medium size presence.
We can't afford huge.
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Okay.
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What Malcolm doesn't understand,
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is that money doesn't matter.
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You can't put a price on art.
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Oh, I most certainly can.
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Uh, okay.
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What-what do you want to do there?
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- You just do you.
- Mmm.
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Blast 'em with the baby blues.
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You tell 'em how excited
you are for the new show,
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maybe do a couple boy band dance moves,
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then you get off the stage.
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Okay, sans the boy band dance moves.
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Uhm, you never know.
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Everything else, sounds fun. Yeah.
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Wonderful, Joseph.
We'll send you a limo.
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I downgraded it to an Uber X.
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[funky music continues]
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I'm sorry, who are you?
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It's Malcom. Just ignore him.
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Malcom is the executive
in charge of production.
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- The money guy.
- Oh.
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- From corporate.
- Malcom's not creative... like we are.
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We come up with these brilliant ideas
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and then Malcom takes a dump on them,
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and says things like, "That's too
expensive" or "Hey, that's illegal."
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or uhm, "Hey, we don't
reimburse for bail."
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- I don't make the rules, so...
- You don't make anything, Malcolm.
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- You just tear things down.
- Oh, okay.
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His a big party pooper.
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Again, you can't have
party without a budget, so.
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You can't have a party without a pooper.
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That's why he's on the dumb-dumb couch.
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Actually, this is ultra suede.
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I got a really good deal for it, so...
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Anyway Joseph, if there's
nothing more, then uh...
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There is actually one small thing.
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- Oh.
- Uh...
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I bumped into Joey
Lawrence the other day.
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Uh-oh.
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- Joey Lawrence?
- [tense music]
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I am not aware of who that is.
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Uh... maybe he's the guy
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that you offered this show to first?
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I would never.
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Paige!
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Tell me you didn't do that.
255
00:07:26,768 --> 00:07:28,593
Well, we did, Sam.
256
00:07:28,618 --> 00:07:30,487
But that was before we knew
you were available, Joe.
257
00:07:30,488 --> 00:07:33,251
I don't wanna be anybody's
sloppy seconds, okay.
258
00:07:33,276 --> 00:07:35,454
Well, better to be sloppy seconds
259
00:07:35,479 --> 00:07:36,901
than chafing firsts.
260
00:07:36,926 --> 00:07:38,893
- Am I right, Malcolm?
- Uh-uh.
261
00:07:40,410 --> 00:07:41,779
Not uh...
262
00:07:41,804 --> 00:07:43,329
not sure what you mean by that.
263
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What I'm saying is, it's not a great way
264
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to start a working relationship.
265
00:07:47,076 --> 00:07:49,799
You're right... Joseph. You're right.
266
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From this moment on, I solemnly pledge,
267
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that Paige will be nothing
but upfront with you.
268
00:07:56,156 --> 00:07:58,496
[drum beat]
269
00:08:01,151 --> 00:08:02,315
Oh, hey. Uh...
270
00:08:02,316 --> 00:08:04,510
Suzy, can you validate this?
271
00:08:16,166 --> 00:08:18,497
Oh! Oh... yeah.
272
00:08:18,522 --> 00:08:20,055
That's something.
273
00:08:20,056 --> 00:08:21,475
I'm so glad you noticed.
274
00:08:21,476 --> 00:08:22,605
I made it myself.
275
00:08:22,606 --> 00:08:24,345
It only took me 140 hours.
276
00:08:24,346 --> 00:08:25,645
I haven't slept since Tuesday.
277
00:08:25,646 --> 00:08:26,695
That's dedication.
278
00:08:26,696 --> 00:08:28,175
Do you want one? I can
totally make you one!
279
00:08:28,176 --> 00:08:30,895
No, really. I'm good and
you should get some sleep.
280
00:08:30,896 --> 00:08:32,795
Well, too late, I already started.
281
00:08:32,820 --> 00:08:35,565
Really, no. I'm super good, yeah.
282
00:08:35,566 --> 00:08:37,523
Nope. End of conversation.
283
00:08:39,154 --> 00:08:41,073
You are now validated.
284
00:08:41,405 --> 00:08:42,866
And so am I.
285
00:08:45,273 --> 00:08:46,570
Thank you.
286
00:08:51,616 --> 00:08:53,805
Okay, I gotta go to
this TV Critic Con thing.
287
00:08:53,806 --> 00:08:54,895
Look, Mommy, look, Mommy.
288
00:08:54,920 --> 00:08:56,995
I'm a real housewife from Beverly Hills.
289
00:08:57,020 --> 00:08:58,925
Aw. I'm gonna miss you guys.
290
00:08:58,926 --> 00:09:00,987
Aw, don't worry. We'll be fine.
291
00:09:01,012 --> 00:09:03,355
I've got one last nanny to
interview this afternoon.
292
00:09:03,380 --> 00:09:04,935
- [little girl giggling]
- You didn't like the others?
293
00:09:04,936 --> 00:09:07,215
Well, no one was really
connecting with the kids.
294
00:09:07,216 --> 00:09:08,917
If she's good, do you
wanna meet with her?
295
00:09:08,942 --> 00:09:10,655
No. If you like her, hire her.
296
00:09:10,656 --> 00:09:13,555
Well, I guess I'm off to
the Joey Lawrence Show.
297
00:09:13,580 --> 00:09:15,653
- Don't let that guy get in your head.
- [upbeat music]
298
00:09:15,678 --> 00:09:17,106
Does it bother me that
when you Google Joey,
299
00:09:17,131 --> 00:09:18,589
his name comes up first?
300
00:09:18,590 --> 00:09:20,184
Yes. Yes it does.
301
00:09:20,209 --> 00:09:21,759
Oh, you poor thing.
302
00:09:21,760 --> 00:09:24,653
You'll always be the
first Joey in my book.
303
00:09:24,678 --> 00:09:26,803
- [music continues]
- _
304
00:09:26,828 --> 00:09:29,405
Rest your eyes on...
305
00:09:29,430 --> 00:09:31,599
The Comfy Capsule.
306
00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:33,981
[gears whining]
307
00:09:34,006 --> 00:09:35,636
What the hell is the Comfy Capsule?
308
00:09:35,661 --> 00:09:37,870
It's the thing that's going to
break the Internet is what it is.
309
00:09:37,871 --> 00:09:40,014
You... you want me to get in this thing?
310
00:09:40,039 --> 00:09:42,340
You're failing to see
the big picture, Joseph.
311
00:09:42,341 --> 00:09:44,840
Think of yourself as a space traveler
312
00:09:44,841 --> 00:09:48,225
emerging from cryosleep
into the Comfy Universe
313
00:09:48,250 --> 00:09:49,680
full of viewers.
314
00:09:49,681 --> 00:09:51,037
And ratings.
315
00:09:51,936 --> 00:09:54,570
Sam, you really don't
expect me to do this?
316
00:09:54,571 --> 00:09:55,970
Actually, I do.
317
00:09:55,971 --> 00:09:59,320
Paige says this will really
vibrate with our online community.
318
00:09:59,321 --> 00:10:00,537
Joe...
319
00:10:00,562 --> 00:10:01,897
when you emerge from that capsule...
320
00:10:01,922 --> 00:10:04,931
now that will be a meme-able moment.
321
00:10:05,233 --> 00:10:07,045
A meme-able moment?
322
00:10:07,643 --> 00:10:09,381
I'll be in my dressing room.
323
00:10:12,331 --> 00:10:14,592
It better be a meme-able moment.
324
00:10:16,491 --> 00:10:17,920
[sighs]
325
00:10:17,921 --> 00:10:21,441
[meditation music from the other room]
326
00:10:29,792 --> 00:10:31,787
You gotta be kidding me.
327
00:10:38,385 --> 00:10:39,844
Hey, buddy.
328
00:10:39,869 --> 00:10:42,236
Dancing with The Stars in the house!
329
00:10:42,392 --> 00:10:43,891
[tense drum beat]
330
00:10:43,892 --> 00:10:46,000
- Sup?
- What's up, buddy?
331
00:10:46,025 --> 00:10:48,669
Welcome to the Sultan's
tent, man. [grunts]
332
00:10:48,694 --> 00:10:51,192
What's going on? What
are you doing here?
333
00:10:51,217 --> 00:10:53,450
What do you mean what am I doing
here? Don't you read the trades?
334
00:10:53,475 --> 00:10:55,973
- I just got my own show.
- On the Comfy Channel?
335
00:10:55,998 --> 00:10:58,684
[laughing] Comfy Channel. No.
336
00:10:59,217 --> 00:11:00,825
Come on, the big boy network.
337
00:11:00,850 --> 00:11:01,920
- I'm prime-time.
- [Joey sighs heavily]
338
00:11:01,945 --> 00:11:03,053
It's a funny story, actually.
339
00:11:03,078 --> 00:11:04,468
The day after I turned the show
340
00:11:04,493 --> 00:11:06,194
- they ended up getting you to do...
- Mm-hmm.
341
00:11:06,195 --> 00:11:07,244
I got offered my own show.
342
00:11:07,245 --> 00:11:08,744
Ah, it's funny how that happens.
343
00:11:08,745 --> 00:11:11,631
It's weird. It's called Joey's Gym.
344
00:11:11,656 --> 00:11:13,662
It's about a highly decorated...
345
00:11:13,687 --> 00:11:15,140
former CIA agent,
346
00:11:15,165 --> 00:11:18,170
who decides to open up an orphanage...
347
00:11:19,186 --> 00:11:21,105
in his gym.
348
00:11:22,936 --> 00:11:25,074
Well... sounds kind of unbelievable.
349
00:11:25,075 --> 00:11:26,845
Good though, very good.
350
00:11:26,870 --> 00:11:28,179
Whoa.
351
00:11:28,204 --> 00:11:30,155
It's the house that whoa built, huh.
352
00:11:30,180 --> 00:11:33,834
Oh, Joe, please tell me
you saw the Comfy Capsule?
353
00:11:33,835 --> 00:11:35,179
How cool is it?
354
00:11:35,204 --> 00:11:38,004
They got Joe popping out
of a uh, space capsule.
355
00:11:38,005 --> 00:11:39,554
Like he's freakin' Sigourney Weaver.
356
00:11:39,555 --> 00:11:40,923
- It's gonna be dope.
- Space capsule?
357
00:11:40,948 --> 00:11:42,674
What is this, Back to Future? [laughing]
358
00:11:42,675 --> 00:11:44,920
Mclntyre, huh? Hello?
359
00:11:44,945 --> 00:11:47,364
Mclntyre, is this not
something you should be doing?
360
00:11:47,365 --> 00:11:49,784
Oh, okay. They said it was
gonna be a meme-able moment.
361
00:11:49,785 --> 00:11:51,124
Oh, a meme-able moment, yeah.
362
00:11:51,149 --> 00:11:52,364
Come on. Seriously?
363
00:11:52,365 --> 00:11:53,404
You know what a meme is right?
364
00:11:53,405 --> 00:11:54,984
I mean, a meme... a meme's a joke.
365
00:11:54,985 --> 00:11:57,212
If you need to hop out
of some space capsule
366
00:11:57,259 --> 00:11:58,704
to create some meme-able moment
367
00:11:58,705 --> 00:11:59,914
so people tune in to watch your show...
368
00:11:59,915 --> 00:12:01,650
Pal, I mean really,
369
00:12:01,675 --> 00:12:03,414
I think you need to consider
another line of work.
370
00:12:03,415 --> 00:12:04,835
Hmm, you know what.
371
00:12:04,860 --> 00:12:07,334
I hate to admit, but
you're right. Pod's out.
372
00:12:07,335 --> 00:12:08,464
But what if it's a meme-able moment?
373
00:12:08,465 --> 00:12:09,554
Hey, tell 'em it's out!
374
00:12:09,555 --> 00:12:11,134
- A meme-able moment, Joe.
- I am not...
375
00:12:11,135 --> 00:12:13,477
- A meme-able moment.
- Please, tell them...
376
00:12:13,502 --> 00:12:14,509
- no pod.
- [heavy sigh]
377
00:12:14,534 --> 00:12:15,641
- Thank you, thank you.
- I heard you. Pod's out.
378
00:12:15,666 --> 00:12:17,313
- Pod out. Pod out.
- Pod out.
379
00:12:17,353 --> 00:12:18,741
- No pods.
- Didn't like it!
380
00:12:18,766 --> 00:12:19,915
- Who is that?
- It's my manager Alex.
381
00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:21,470
Oh, my God. We gotta get
you new representation.
382
00:12:21,495 --> 00:12:22,516
We will. We'll work on it.
383
00:12:22,517 --> 00:12:23,570
You know what just
happened here, right now?
384
00:12:23,595 --> 00:12:25,085
Tell me.
385
00:12:25,110 --> 00:12:26,546
My little boy just became a man.
386
00:12:26,547 --> 00:12:30,002
[quirky electronic music]
387
00:12:30,027 --> 00:12:32,366
Where's the Comfy
display that I ordered?
388
00:12:32,367 --> 00:12:35,136
The one that I designed on
the cocktail napkin at Chili's?
389
00:12:35,137 --> 00:12:37,259
I think this is it.
390
00:12:37,470 --> 00:12:40,086
No, but there's no
cascading chocolate fountain.
391
00:12:40,087 --> 00:12:43,306
There's a folding
table and a plastic bowl
392
00:12:43,307 --> 00:12:45,476
full of weird looking candy!
393
00:12:45,477 --> 00:12:46,426
[exclaims]
394
00:12:46,427 --> 00:12:47,716
We have a budget we're working with,
395
00:12:47,717 --> 00:12:50,436
and I spent most of it
on your Comfy Capsule
396
00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:52,818
and Joe's dressing room accoutrement.
397
00:12:52,819 --> 00:12:55,008
Don't worry, Malcolm, we
can totally make this work.
398
00:12:55,033 --> 00:12:57,322
[condescending tone] Well, of
course you would think that, Paige.
399
00:12:57,323 --> 00:12:58,806
You actually think that those shoes
400
00:12:58,831 --> 00:13:00,316
make your feet look small.
401
00:13:00,665 --> 00:13:04,017
And what the hell is a Twips?
402
00:13:04,042 --> 00:13:05,536
It's the Latvian version of Twix.
403
00:13:05,537 --> 00:13:07,186
Some say they taste even better.
404
00:13:07,187 --> 00:13:08,566
It taste like goat?
405
00:13:08,567 --> 00:13:10,906
- With a hint of carob.
- Oh!
406
00:13:10,907 --> 00:13:13,456
We are launching a
network here, Malcolm.
407
00:13:13,457 --> 00:13:15,456
So I don't care what it costs.
408
00:13:15,457 --> 00:13:17,636
Get some real candy.
409
00:13:19,717 --> 00:13:21,166
Why can't you be in charge?
410
00:13:21,167 --> 00:13:22,699
My thoughts exactly.
411
00:13:23,113 --> 00:13:24,168
Oh, hey, Paige.
412
00:13:24,193 --> 00:13:25,866
Got something kind of important
413
00:13:25,867 --> 00:13:28,254
I need to discuss with
you, if you have...
414
00:13:28,670 --> 00:13:31,039
Oh, my God.
415
00:13:31,121 --> 00:13:32,426
Twips!
416
00:13:32,427 --> 00:13:33,596
Did you put these out for me?
417
00:13:33,597 --> 00:13:35,146
[awkward chuckle]
418
00:13:35,171 --> 00:13:36,628
Wow. It's the goat
that makes it so good.
419
00:13:36,653 --> 00:13:38,769
What did you wanna talk about, Alex?
420
00:13:39,907 --> 00:13:41,316
You know, now I don't remember.
421
00:13:41,317 --> 00:13:42,509
Probably wasn't that important...
422
00:13:42,534 --> 00:13:44,186
Oh, Joe doesn't wanna do the capsule.
423
00:13:44,187 --> 00:13:45,356
He has to do the capsule.
424
00:13:45,357 --> 00:13:47,026
- Got it. He'll be there.
- Great.
425
00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:49,106
And we want him to wear this.
426
00:13:49,107 --> 00:13:50,396
No problem.
427
00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:53,236
Uhm... may I?
428
00:13:53,237 --> 00:13:54,819
Knock yourself out.
429
00:13:54,844 --> 00:13:56,149
[upbeat tune]
430
00:13:56,174 --> 00:13:58,456
I think we're really
starting to bond, Paige.
431
00:13:58,457 --> 00:14:00,063
You on Tinder?
432
00:14:01,513 --> 00:14:03,722
Your resum? is definitely impressive.
433
00:14:03,747 --> 00:14:05,006
And it smells lovely.
434
00:14:05,031 --> 00:14:08,270
I make my own paper at a
responsibly harvested alpine leaves.
435
00:14:08,295 --> 00:14:09,594
I love that.
436
00:14:09,595 --> 00:14:11,735
And it says here you're the CEO
437
00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:13,492
- at Salvage Sustenance?
- Mm-hmm.
438
00:14:13,524 --> 00:14:15,420
That's my non-profit found food co-op.
439
00:14:15,445 --> 00:14:16,717
You see what we do is we take
440
00:14:16,742 --> 00:14:18,844
perfectly delicious food
that people just throw away,
441
00:14:18,869 --> 00:14:20,828
and we re-purpose it.
442
00:14:20,829 --> 00:14:22,625
Treasures abound, I mean,
443
00:14:22,650 --> 00:14:24,992
you just have to know where you look.
444
00:14:26,462 --> 00:14:29,362
[trash rustling]
445
00:14:29,387 --> 00:14:31,070
Ooh. [chuckles]
446
00:14:31,095 --> 00:14:32,774
A red delicious.
447
00:14:33,172 --> 00:14:35,352
- Oh, no.
- [groans in pleasure]
448
00:14:35,377 --> 00:14:36,638
That's the flavor peak.
449
00:14:36,639 --> 00:14:37,888
You know, we have a little saying.
450
00:14:37,889 --> 00:14:39,108
"The browner the better."
451
00:14:39,109 --> 00:14:41,258
It's not just a saying, it's true.
452
00:14:41,259 --> 00:14:43,156
- No, I'm not!
- I'm sorry.
453
00:14:43,181 --> 00:14:44,672
- That was mine! Give it back!
- No, it wasn't.
454
00:14:44,673 --> 00:14:46,141
Griffin and Reece.
455
00:14:46,166 --> 00:14:48,685
- Griffin and Reece.
- Uh, may I?
456
00:14:49,039 --> 00:14:52,086
Griffin, I'm Flan.
457
00:14:52,111 --> 00:14:53,358
Okay.
458
00:14:53,359 --> 00:14:56,320
And you are now in an
invisible bubble of tranquility.
459
00:14:56,345 --> 00:14:57,624
Cool.
460
00:14:57,649 --> 00:14:58,728
Reece.
461
00:14:58,753 --> 00:15:01,372
You hare also in an invisible
bubble of tranquility.
462
00:15:01,397 --> 00:15:03,055
Now to keep these bubbles from popping,
463
00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:04,888
we must be gentle with them, yeah?
464
00:15:04,889 --> 00:15:06,445
And with each other.
465
00:15:06,470 --> 00:15:07,929
Now float, enjoy.
466
00:15:08,055 --> 00:15:10,761
I'm in a bubble of tranquility!
467
00:15:10,786 --> 00:15:12,020
Me too!
468
00:15:12,488 --> 00:15:14,463
Can I have a bubble too, please?
469
00:15:14,488 --> 00:15:15,827
I'm sorry, special person,
470
00:15:15,852 --> 00:15:17,328
I just ran out of bubbles.
471
00:15:17,329 --> 00:15:18,708
- [tranquil music halts]
- [groans]
472
00:15:18,733 --> 00:15:21,419
But sometimes when we
don't get what we want.
473
00:15:21,817 --> 00:15:24,017
something even better is
right around the corner.
474
00:15:24,042 --> 00:15:25,451
Like my book!
475
00:15:25,476 --> 00:15:26,794
There you go.
476
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:30,200
I love reading, I love reading.
477
00:15:30,325 --> 00:15:32,278
- When can you start?
- [sighs]
478
00:15:32,303 --> 00:15:34,794
I'm gonna need every second Tuesday off.
479
00:15:35,029 --> 00:15:37,551
[upbeat music]
480
00:15:38,349 --> 00:15:41,144
Working out, taking care of my kids
481
00:15:41,169 --> 00:15:43,169
Ain't no easy feet...
482
00:15:43,194 --> 00:15:44,288
I don't know, I'm just brain storming,
483
00:15:44,289 --> 00:15:45,908
but they came to me and said
you gotta write the them song.
484
00:15:45,909 --> 00:15:48,472
You have to sing it. So, I'm
tryin' to you know, work on it.
485
00:15:48,497 --> 00:15:50,078
Maybe you can come sing
some backgrounds for me?
486
00:15:50,079 --> 00:15:51,098
Gee, thanks.
487
00:15:51,099 --> 00:15:52,748
Come on, man! I'd do it for you.
488
00:15:52,749 --> 00:15:54,653
Don't get your panties
all in a wad, third round.
489
00:15:54,678 --> 00:15:56,287
We've been over this a million times.
490
00:15:56,288 --> 00:15:57,943
We both came in third!
491
00:15:57,968 --> 00:15:59,797
Stop it. Stop it, will yah!
492
00:15:59,822 --> 00:16:02,017
No, this ends right now. You're
living in this little fantasy world...
493
00:16:02,018 --> 00:16:04,761
Ends right now. Yes,
we both went out third.
494
00:16:04,786 --> 00:16:06,187
But dude, come on, in your season,
495
00:16:06,188 --> 00:16:07,396
- there were three people.
- Six.
496
00:16:07,421 --> 00:16:09,277
In my season, I got
all the way to finals
497
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:10,607
and I lost to Emmitt Smith,
498
00:16:10,608 --> 00:16:12,137
who is a Hall of Famer, dude.
499
00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:13,307
And who did you lose to?
500
00:16:13,308 --> 00:16:14,506
You lost to that noodle guy,
501
00:16:14,531 --> 00:16:15,678
- who... with the broth.
- What?
502
00:16:15,702 --> 00:16:17,817
The noodle... the Soup
Nazi from Seinfeld.
503
00:16:17,818 --> 00:16:19,271
- J. Peterman.
- The Soup Nazi.
504
00:16:19,296 --> 00:16:21,583
And his quick step was much more elegant
505
00:16:21,608 --> 00:16:22,637
than Emmitt Smith's.
506
00:16:22,662 --> 00:16:24,343
Oh, my God, you just crossed over
507
00:16:24,368 --> 00:16:26,752
into the world of ridiculous, okay.
508
00:16:26,777 --> 00:16:29,322
Let me tell you this, his rise and fall
509
00:16:29,347 --> 00:16:31,808
lacked all flexibility and control.
510
00:16:31,833 --> 00:16:32,839
- What?
- Just face it, Joe.
511
00:16:32,864 --> 00:16:34,261
Joe, just face it, all right.
512
00:16:34,286 --> 00:16:36,285
Some guys just know how to do
513
00:16:36,310 --> 00:16:39,082
the Latin hip-swivel thing...
514
00:16:39,107 --> 00:16:40,574
some guys don't.
515
00:16:40,726 --> 00:16:42,972
[intense drum beat]
516
00:16:42,997 --> 00:16:44,506
Are you talking about me?
517
00:16:44,612 --> 00:16:47,823
Because my inside rumba
swivel is on point.
518
00:16:49,213 --> 00:16:50,632
You know, you talk a big game, Mclntyre.
519
00:16:50,633 --> 00:16:53,709
But the question
remains, can you deliver?
520
00:16:53,734 --> 00:16:55,332
[scoffs]
521
00:16:55,333 --> 00:16:57,422
Yeah. I can deliver.
522
00:16:57,423 --> 00:16:59,002
Oh.
523
00:16:59,003 --> 00:17:01,765
Well just name the time and the place.
524
00:17:02,377 --> 00:17:03,455
Let's do this.
525
00:17:04,188 --> 00:17:08,178
[electronic music]
526
00:17:25,192 --> 00:17:26,461
[music halts]
527
00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:28,248
Oh, my God. Dude.
528
00:17:28,249 --> 00:17:31,233
- You still got it, man.
- You know what, you got it too, pal.
529
00:17:31,258 --> 00:17:32,656
- Holy crap, dude.
- Geeze.
530
00:17:32,681 --> 00:17:34,405
Can I be honest with you?
I never actually watched you
531
00:17:34,430 --> 00:17:35,570
- on Dancing with The Stars.
- Oh.
532
00:17:35,595 --> 00:17:36,930
I had a friend of mine
who'd call and watch it.
533
00:17:36,963 --> 00:17:38,977
And he'd call me up and say,
"Hey, you see this Joey Mclntyre
534
00:17:39,002 --> 00:17:40,984
"from New Kids on Dancing with
The Stars? He freakin' sucks."
535
00:17:41,031 --> 00:17:43,179
And I believed him, but I
was wrong to believe him,
536
00:17:43,204 --> 00:17:44,807
- because you're amazing.
- Wow. Thank you.
537
00:17:44,832 --> 00:17:46,081
And good luck on the show, man.
538
00:17:46,082 --> 00:17:47,541
That's a... Joey's Gym and...
539
00:17:47,542 --> 00:17:49,091
the soundtrack and
it's gonna be beautiful.
540
00:17:49,092 --> 00:17:51,291
I mean, it sounds hilarious in a...
541
00:17:51,292 --> 00:17:52,738
"I've seen it a million
times" kind of way.
542
00:17:52,763 --> 00:17:54,191
Really, really appreciate that.
543
00:17:54,216 --> 00:17:56,517
- You gonna sing backgrounds, right?
- You got it. I'm in.
544
00:17:56,542 --> 00:17:58,381
Oh, my God.
545
00:17:58,382 --> 00:18:00,601
Tell me I did not just
miss El Paso Doble.
546
00:18:00,602 --> 00:18:02,027
No.
547
00:18:02,642 --> 00:18:05,827
Uh, Alan, what the hell are those?
548
00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:07,941
Alex. We'll get it sooner or later.
549
00:18:07,942 --> 00:18:09,347
This is what Joe's gonna wear
550
00:18:09,372 --> 00:18:10,511
when he pops out of the capsule.
551
00:18:10,512 --> 00:18:12,866
- I told 'em no to the capsule.
- I know you did.
552
00:18:12,891 --> 00:18:14,281
And I told them, "No capsule."
553
00:18:14,282 --> 00:18:15,531
And they said, "Capsule!"
554
00:18:15,532 --> 00:18:16,951
And I was like, "No capsule."
555
00:18:16,952 --> 00:18:18,151
Yeah, he said he's not
wearing them though.
556
00:18:18,152 --> 00:18:19,812
So you know what to do,
Mclntyre. You gotta be a man.
557
00:18:19,837 --> 00:18:21,021
Joe, I'll say something again,
558
00:18:21,022 --> 00:18:23,691
but that Paige is very
scary and super hot,
559
00:18:23,692 --> 00:18:24,821
and that confuses me.
560
00:18:24,822 --> 00:18:26,812
You gonna let 'em do this to you? Hmm?
561
00:18:27,015 --> 00:18:28,984
- I'll tell 'em myself.
- Yes you will.
562
00:18:29,009 --> 00:18:30,530
Be a man!
563
00:18:30,555 --> 00:18:31,622
Good luck, Joe.
564
00:18:31,647 --> 00:18:32,911
That's my boy. That's my boy.
565
00:18:32,912 --> 00:18:34,321
That's my boy.
566
00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:36,701
Hey uhm, can I trouble you for a selfie?
567
00:18:36,702 --> 00:18:38,701
Not gonna happen, Albert.
568
00:18:39,210 --> 00:18:40,711
It's Alex.
569
00:18:40,712 --> 00:18:42,691
It's gonna be our thing I guess.
570
00:18:42,692 --> 00:18:43,991
[upbeat music]
571
00:18:43,992 --> 00:18:46,481
Announcer: Welcome to TV Critic Con.
572
00:18:46,482 --> 00:18:48,081
[applause]
573
00:18:48,082 --> 00:18:49,751
Where is Ian Ziering?
574
00:18:49,752 --> 00:18:52,001
He was supposed to be
on stage ten minutes ago.
575
00:18:52,002 --> 00:18:53,121
Well his attorney said he's not coming
576
00:18:53,122 --> 00:18:54,934
unless you stop calling him Ian,
577
00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:56,798
his name is pronounced "Eye-in."
578
00:18:56,823 --> 00:18:59,572
The show is called "Skin with Ian."
579
00:18:59,642 --> 00:19:02,020
Why would I call a
show Skin with "Eye-in?"
580
00:19:02,045 --> 00:19:03,601
That makes no sense!
581
00:19:03,602 --> 00:19:04,870
[heavy sigh]
582
00:19:04,895 --> 00:19:06,712
- Thank God for my happy little friends.
- [pills rattling]
583
00:19:06,737 --> 00:19:08,767
Because with out them...
584
00:19:09,585 --> 00:19:12,614
I would literally
lose my mind right now.
585
00:19:12,639 --> 00:19:15,143
Oh, Christ, what now?
586
00:19:15,168 --> 00:19:17,161
- Joseph.
- Don't Joseph me.
587
00:19:17,162 --> 00:19:18,581
First it was a re-gift basket,
588
00:19:18,582 --> 00:19:20,977
then you want me to
jump out of some capsule.
589
00:19:20,978 --> 00:19:22,837
Now you want me to wear these hot pants?
590
00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:23,865
- Ooh.
- I thought we were going to be
591
00:19:23,890 --> 00:19:25,504
- straight with each other.
- Absolutely.
592
00:19:25,529 --> 00:19:27,747
And I apologize...
593
00:19:28,422 --> 00:19:29,671
for Paige.
594
00:19:29,672 --> 00:19:31,568
Shame on you Paige.
595
00:19:32,212 --> 00:19:33,761
Please forgive me, Joe.
596
00:19:33,762 --> 00:19:35,881
Now if we got you a shirt,
597
00:19:35,882 --> 00:19:37,552
would you jump out of the capsule?
598
00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:38,711
No.
599
00:19:38,712 --> 00:19:41,952
No shirt, no hot pants, or capsule.
600
00:19:41,977 --> 00:19:43,303
I'm gonna out there,
601
00:19:43,328 --> 00:19:45,066
tell everybody I'm
excited about the show,
602
00:19:45,091 --> 00:19:46,662
and say good night. Like we agreed to.
603
00:19:46,717 --> 00:19:47,863
We can live with that.
604
00:19:47,888 --> 00:19:49,492
So that would be a negative
605
00:19:49,517 --> 00:19:51,466
on the little antennae...
606
00:19:51,865 --> 00:19:53,966
I'm so glad we had this talk.
607
00:19:53,998 --> 00:19:57,810
Announcer: And now,
everybody's favorite Joey.
608
00:19:58,336 --> 00:20:00,985
Joey Lawrence!
609
00:20:01,127 --> 00:20:05,786
[music continues]
610
00:20:05,787 --> 00:20:07,886
Thank you! Thank you so much.
611
00:20:07,887 --> 00:20:09,886
It's so great to be here
with you all this evening.
612
00:20:09,887 --> 00:20:11,576
Truly appreciate it, thanks a lot.
613
00:20:11,577 --> 00:20:13,907
There you go, soak it up.
614
00:20:15,452 --> 00:20:17,566
Joey's Gym this fall. Check it out.
615
00:20:17,567 --> 00:20:19,375
Prime time, big boy network.
616
00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:21,186
[cheering, applause]
617
00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:23,146
Joey Mclntyre's singing background.
618
00:20:23,147 --> 00:20:24,665
No, I'm not.
619
00:20:25,208 --> 00:20:26,658
He might.
620
00:20:27,457 --> 00:20:29,686
You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
621
00:20:29,687 --> 00:20:31,026
You were right, man.
622
00:20:31,027 --> 00:20:33,040
This really is a meme-able moment.
623
00:20:34,312 --> 00:20:36,192
Here we go, get ready.
624
00:20:36,217 --> 00:20:37,697
Bang!
625
00:20:37,722 --> 00:20:39,174
- Bang!
- _
626
00:20:39,199 --> 00:20:40,546
- Bang!
- _
627
00:20:40,571 --> 00:20:44,522
628
00:20:44,572 --> 00:20:49,122
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