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Coming up on Celebri Circus 3,
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Rachel Ray and her
motorcycle jump of death
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plus Alison Janney and Joey McIntyre
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take on the trapeze from hell!
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Pick up, Alex. Pick up. Pick up!
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And we're back from commercial in one!
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McIntyre, you're up in three.
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Yeah, thanks.
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Dude, Joe, you're never
going to believe it.
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Jerry Springer's out there
about to ride an elephant.
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You're supposed to be my manager!
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Where have you been?
I've been calling you all day.
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Buddy, I've been slammed.
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Don't buddy me.
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What am I doing here?
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Trapeze act, I don't know.
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I mean on this silly
show, Celebri Circus.
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We don't say no to primetime, Joe.
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Fifteen million people
will be watching this.
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I'm an actor, a good one.
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No let me stop you right there.
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You are a great actor.
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Well they won't find
that out by watching
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me catch Alison Janney by the ankles.
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Stamos, do you mind?
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We're trying to have
a serious conversation.
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You are so hard on Stamos.
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I'm putting my foot down.
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No more reality, no more hosting gigs,
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I want serious work.
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Like the detective novels I optioned.
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Yeah, I agree with you 100%.
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That's why I'm gonna make the calls.
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I'm gonna make it happen, trust me.
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And now, with the death
defying motorcycle jump,
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Rachel Ray!
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All right, everyone stay calm.
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It looks like Rachel's gonna be okay!
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I'm gonna go make those calls.
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Yeah, why don't you.
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Mm-hmm.
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I'm Joey McIntyre, you
know, the little guy
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from New Kids on the Block.
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- Since then, I've had my ups.
- _
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- And I've had my downs. _
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But I know I can make it
with the love of my family,
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- hard work, and maybe better management.
- _
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No! No cookies before dinner!
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- Alex.
- Buddy!
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You excited for the big meeting today?
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Yes, I'm pumped!
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I've been prepping all week.
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This detective series
is perfect for HBO.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Slow your roll, Joe.
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I didn't say it was with HBO.
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I said it's like HBO.
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- It's the Comfy Channel.
- The Comfy Channel?
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I never even heard of that before!
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It's because it just launched bro!
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It's a brand new network.
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They want to be the HBO for women.
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I said no cookies before dinner!
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Okay, whatever, the Comfy Channel.
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I just want to get back to work.
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Yeah, Joe, can I ask you something?
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What's the rush right now?
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Alex, I've been working
since I was a kid.
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It's who I am.
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And you know how I get
when I'm not working.
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Plus, I'm doing school
pickups since the last tour.
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Barrett even got me a
job jar which is great
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because there's always something to do.
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Dude, Barrett is right there, isn't she?
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You're so screwed.
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- Is that Alex?
- What up, B!
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- Don't say hi.
- Joe, put Barrett on.
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Uh, just text me the address,
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- I'll see you at four.
- You can't be anywhere at four.
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You have to take Reece to karate.
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Oh, that's today?
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This is why I'll never get married.
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- You can't take him?
- Sure!
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We can let the kids drive
themselves to the dentist.
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Oh the dentist!
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I can drive.
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Or we can hitch hike.
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If only we had a system
to track all this stuff.
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Oh look!
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A calendar!
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Yeah.
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Okay, can't they just
brush extra hard today?
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I really got to make this meeting.
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And they have teeth, which
I'd like them to keep.
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Dude, just bring the Reece man along.
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It's not that big of a deal.
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You're sure? He's kind of a handful.
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Yeah, it's a women's network, bro.
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Chicks love kids.
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Watch the vase.
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Watch the vase!
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Watch the vase. Watch the vase.
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Oh! Reece man!
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Uncle Alex!
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Wait a... Really?
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Come on, Joey he loves it.
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Look at him.
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You know what?
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Do you have any... do
you have any crayons?
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I got nothing, man.
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You know what, this is fine.
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Thank you.
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Joey McIntyre.
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Hi, I'm Sam's assistant, Soozie.
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That's one S to O's and a Z-I-E.
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- Hey.
- Hi!
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All right, Reece.
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Listen, we're gonna color, okay?
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And be nice to the nice man, okay?
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All right, I'll see you in five minutes.
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Thank you. Good.
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You're not gonna leave
him here, are you?
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Oh he's fine, he loves to color.
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Oh!
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If you hadn't guessed
it, I'm a Joey girl.
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Ah.
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I know I'm not supposed to wear buttons
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to work but today was
a special occasion!
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So I said to heck with it!
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I make 'em myself.
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- Do you want one?
- Oh, no I'm good.
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I saw you in Rochester
in '94 and I swear
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you looked right at me at the end of
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"Please Don't Go Girl".
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It's like you were reaching
directly into my chest
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cavity and squeezing my heart
until I couldn't breathe.
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Do you remember that?
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- Maybe.
- Really?
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He squeezes a lot of chest cavities.
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Soozie!
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Time to go in!
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It's fine.
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I mean mediocre is fine
if that's what you're...
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It's regular water.
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No I know it's regular water.
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It's fine.
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Joey Mac!
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Paige Quan, VP of Development.
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We are so pumped to
have you here at Comfy's.
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Jan Candor, president of Comfy!
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- Hi.
- Welcome Joseph!
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- Right.
- Mm!
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Oh, so sweet.
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Glad.
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Thank you.
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- Joseph.
- I'm Alex, his manager...
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I have been tasked
with transforming Comfy
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into the vanguard women's channel.
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And you're part of my vision.
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Simply put, we love Joey...
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- McIntyre.
- McIntyre.
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What Sam is trying to say is that
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we want to be in the Joey Mac business.
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Awesome!
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Well, I'm excited to
toss some ideas around.
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The way you tossed Alison Janney
around in that circus show.
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Ah, yeah.
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- So good!
- Too soon.
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It was truly, truly, inspiring.
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You saw that, huh?
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What I saw was an
undiscovered gold mine.
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We were all just blown away
by your on screen presence.
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So I had the idea...
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Based on my original idea.
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Which is mostly my idea.
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It was mine, and then...
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- I started with it.
- I did it and they ran!
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Was incepted here.
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I had research pull some old VHS tapes
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of that time you filled
in for Carson Daly on TRL.
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- You remember that?
- Uh...
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How could we forget?
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Vaguely, yeah.
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We shared those clips
with the New York office.
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New York City.
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New York City.
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And we all agreed that you are
exactly what we need for this network.
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Joe, the 80's are huge with our demo.
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That and weight gain.
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We got some groundbreaking
events coming down the pipeline.
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Our first event is a
movie of the week about
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Corey Haim starring Corey Feldman.
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We're calling it, "A Corey Story".
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That rhymes, shows
that rhyme always work.
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Why are you whispering?
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Debbie Gibson will be
hosting a wine tasting show.
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Which is interesting
because she doesn't drink.
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That is her journey.
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And now, we want you.
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- For what exactly?
- What?
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For your very own hour long show.
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Awesome!
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Yes.
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As you know, I own the rights
to the Jeff Fisher crime novels.
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Yeah, he does.
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He owns all the rights, that guy.
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You did tell them that, right?
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I just did!
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Jeff Richman? What is that?
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Anyway, I think it
might be a perfect fit
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for Comfy because the novels
are set in the 80's, so.
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Can't wait to explore that.
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But put a pin in it 'cause
we've got something even better!
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Better.
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We want to go to bed with you.
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- Hello.
- Uh...
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Excuse me?
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Thought this was a G-rated network.
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We want our viewers to curl up
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and get cozy and comfy
with you on your own
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late night talk show.
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Done, sign him up!
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A late night... a late night talk show?
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Uh, so...
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Not scripted?
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That's... I don't... well...
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Oh God no.
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Well there could be skits and bits
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that would be scripted.
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Um, skits and bits.
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Unscripted skits and bits.
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Yeah, skits and bits, bits and skits.
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And we could even probably
do a hybrid of the two.
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Yeah, he loves that word.
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Thank you very much for having me.
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I really appreciate it.
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You know, tell you what.
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Why don't Joe and I discuss
and we'll get back to you.
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- Great idea.
- Yeah.
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- Circle back!
- Circle back.
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- Circle back.
- Circle back!
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Yes, let's circle back.
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Thank you! Yeah.
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This was great, thank you.
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That went great.
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Go Sam!
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Circle back, I'll circle back.
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Come on, don't be like that, Joe!
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This show could work.
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We said no more hosting gigs!
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Yeah, it's not hosting, it's late night!
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There's a big difference.
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They are ga-ga over you, Joe!
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They're gonna throw stupid
money in our direction!
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It's not about the money,
it's about the work.
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Okay, well then think about the work.
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Joe, Joe, Joe, come on,
think about it, will you?
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It's the best of both worlds!
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You get out of the house,
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and you still get to
see your kids everyday!
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You really think they'd let me do*
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my own skits and bits?
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You see how long she hugged you for?
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They love you, dude.
265
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They bought a first class ticket aboard
266
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the Joey Mac fun train.
267
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Chugga-chugga-choo-choo, baby!
268
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Where's this thing stopping?
269
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Everybody's hearts if you want it to!
270
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You could probably write
the whole thing if you want.
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Written by Joey Mac, created by Joey Mac
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and his best buddy Alex.
273
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Everything you want is gonna happen.
274
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You're creating it now?
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I'm here with you.
276
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Joe, with the amount of
money they're gonna throw you,
277
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I can build that gazebo I always wanted.
278
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And you know how bad
I wanted that gazebo!
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Look me in the eyes.
280
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Have I ever steered you wrong?
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Don't answer that right now.
That's a rhetorical question.
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Was he okay?
283
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Yeah actually he was pretty quiet.
284
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Thank you so much.
285
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Come on Reecy.
286
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Oh my God Reece.
287
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What are you doing?
288
00:09:50,388 --> 00:09:52,522
Oh, jeez. Reece come on!
289
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Oh so embarrassing, Donnie.
290
00:09:58,947 --> 00:10:01,448
Well what kind of an idiot
gives a sharpie to a little kid?
291
00:10:01,483 --> 00:10:03,600
No, no, not that.
292
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A talk show!
293
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I want to be an actor,
not interview actors.
294
00:10:06,989 --> 00:10:07,904
Who are you talking to?
295
00:10:07,939 --> 00:10:09,573
Joey, he got offered his own talk show.
296
00:10:09,608 --> 00:10:11,041
Well I think there's a
seat available on The View.
297
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Well Joe, if you ask me.
298
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I say do it.
299
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I mean what do you got to lose?
300
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If it sucks, nobody's
ever gonna see it anyway.
301
00:10:17,082 --> 00:10:18,665
Who the hell has ever
heard of the Comfy Channel?
302
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I love the Comfy Channel.
303
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And you know our motto, Joe.
304
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Don't be a slob.
305
00:10:22,671 --> 00:10:24,054
... Be a slob, take the job.
306
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You never know, it could lead to
307
00:10:25,591 --> 00:10:27,307
bigger and better things anyway.
308
00:10:28,093 --> 00:10:28,808
Maybe you're right.
309
00:10:28,844 --> 00:10:30,977
I know I'm right.
Look at Talk Soup, Joe.
310
00:10:31,013 --> 00:10:32,795
I mean those guys were talk show hosts,
311
00:10:32,814 --> 00:10:35,031
went on to become big
actors, huge stars,
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household names.
313
00:10:36,201 --> 00:10:37,934
Both of them, Greg Kinnear,
and what's his name?
314
00:10:37,969 --> 00:10:38,848
Who knows.
315
00:10:38,854 --> 00:10:40,437
That's actually a very good point.
316
00:10:40,472 --> 00:10:41,404
It is a good point!
317
00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:43,089
God, this filter is awesome!
318
00:10:43,125 --> 00:10:44,274
Look, I got to go, Joe.
319
00:10:44,309 --> 00:10:45,139
All right?
320
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Just trust me, take the job.
321
00:10:47,746 --> 00:10:48,978
I think Whoopi would love him.
322
00:10:48,997 --> 00:10:51,364
I don't know, they're both moody.
323
00:10:51,917 --> 00:10:53,033
Alex.
324
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Tell 'em I'm in.
325
00:10:54,286 --> 00:10:56,119
Yeah, set the meeting.
326
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Oh!
327
00:11:03,161 --> 00:11:04,243
You both need to brush your teeth
328
00:11:04,279 --> 00:11:05,862
before the doctor sees you.
329
00:11:05,997 --> 00:11:08,381
Why, isn't that the dentist's job?
330
00:11:08,433 --> 00:11:09,666
Oh it's like cleaning the house before
331
00:11:09,685 --> 00:11:10,600
the cleaning lady comes.
332
00:11:10,636 --> 00:11:12,435
It's just what you do.
333
00:11:12,471 --> 00:11:13,436
Barrett!
334
00:11:13,562 --> 00:11:15,395
Hey oh my God!
335
00:11:15,430 --> 00:11:17,614
Mwah, mwah.
336
00:11:17,649 --> 00:11:19,932
That purse makes me want to die!
337
00:11:19,951 --> 00:11:21,100
How is Joe?
338
00:11:21,119 --> 00:11:22,769
He's really good, very busy.
339
00:11:22,788 --> 00:11:24,654
- Yeah.
- Hi Oliver!
340
00:11:24,706 --> 00:11:26,039
I see you still have the head gear.
341
00:11:26,074 --> 00:11:27,624
Yeah, just two more years right?
342
00:11:27,659 --> 00:11:28,708
It's actually four.
343
00:11:28,744 --> 00:11:30,109
Quinn, this dress!
344
00:11:30,128 --> 00:11:32,128
Oh I know, right? It's a Monatague Clement.
345
00:11:32,164 --> 00:11:33,496
But you probably saw it on Blake Lively,
346
00:11:33,548 --> 00:11:34,998
'cause she wore it bestest.
347
00:11:35,050 --> 00:11:36,383
Of course.
348
00:11:36,418 --> 00:11:38,451
So your ears must be falling off
349
00:11:38,470 --> 00:11:40,053
'cause I was just
working with Ann Hathaway
350
00:11:40,088 --> 00:11:41,954
who adores you by the way.
351
00:11:41,973 --> 00:11:42,955
Oh, she's so sweet.
352
00:11:42,974 --> 00:11:44,057
Is she?
353
00:11:44,092 --> 00:11:46,059
But we were just talking
about how much we miss you!
354
00:11:46,094 --> 00:11:47,811
And you have to come
back to work for me.
355
00:11:47,846 --> 00:11:48,676
Wow!
356
00:11:48,680 --> 00:11:49,512
I mean, say anything, I'll do it.
357
00:11:49,564 --> 00:11:50,647
Quinn, I loved working with you.
358
00:11:50,682 --> 00:11:53,132
And I've been thinking about
going back into styling.
359
00:11:53,151 --> 00:11:54,434
But...
360
00:11:54,469 --> 00:11:57,270
I really need you please!
361
00:11:57,305 --> 00:11:59,906
I'm up to my implants
in celebrities to dress.
362
00:11:59,941 --> 00:12:01,074
Really, honestly, what can I do?
363
00:12:01,109 --> 00:12:03,576
Well, I'd have to talk to Joe.
364
00:12:03,612 --> 00:12:05,245
And I really want to.
365
00:12:05,280 --> 00:12:06,496
Maybe I can make it work?
366
00:12:06,531 --> 00:12:07,814
That's a yes, did you hear it?!
367
00:12:07,833 --> 00:12:08,865
You did, didn't you?
368
00:12:08,917 --> 00:12:11,368
Your ears are fine, just
your teeth are so messed up.
369
00:12:11,420 --> 00:12:13,203
But you know what? Tomorrow, six A.M.
370
00:12:13,255 --> 00:12:14,287
Don't be late or I'll fire you,
371
00:12:14,322 --> 00:12:15,622
and then I'll rehire you.
372
00:12:15,657 --> 00:12:16,506
Okay.
373
00:12:16,541 --> 00:12:18,124
Bring me a latte, but no milk in it.
374
00:12:18,159 --> 00:12:19,092
- Smooch smooch!
- Yes!
375
00:12:19,127 --> 00:12:20,326
Come on.
376
00:12:20,345 --> 00:12:20,993
Okay, bye.
377
00:12:21,012 --> 00:12:22,512
Let's go get some pizza!
378
00:12:22,547 --> 00:12:25,465
You can't eat it. But you
can watch Mommy smell it.
379
00:12:25,500 --> 00:12:27,467
Hurray!
380
00:12:29,604 --> 00:12:31,187
Babe, got some news!
381
00:12:31,223 --> 00:12:32,856
- What's all this?
- It's so random.
382
00:12:32,891 --> 00:12:34,391
I ran into Quinn today and she asked me
383
00:12:34,443 --> 00:12:35,942
to start styling with her again.
384
00:12:35,977 --> 00:12:36,860
Uh...
385
00:12:36,895 --> 00:12:38,978
I thought we were gonna wait till...
386
00:12:39,013 --> 00:12:40,447
Until the kids got a little bit older.
387
00:12:40,482 --> 00:12:42,615
I know! But I couldn't pass this up!
388
00:12:42,651 --> 00:12:44,484
I didn't know how much I missed it.
389
00:12:44,519 --> 00:12:45,452
Hmm.
390
00:12:45,487 --> 00:12:47,537
Well, I guess it's time
to look for a nanny.
391
00:12:47,572 --> 00:12:50,123
But we decided one of us would
always stay home with the kids.
392
00:12:50,158 --> 00:12:52,792
Yeah, that's what we said.
393
00:12:52,828 --> 00:12:53,743
Um...
394
00:12:53,795 --> 00:12:54,744
I should've talked to you before I said
395
00:12:54,796 --> 00:12:56,463
yes but it happened so fast.
396
00:12:56,498 --> 00:12:58,498
I... I just couldn't say no!
397
00:12:58,533 --> 00:13:00,867
Eh, technically you could've said no
398
00:13:00,886 --> 00:13:03,570
but you didn't, and that's great.
399
00:13:03,605 --> 00:13:05,555
I got to start calling designers!
400
00:13:05,590 --> 00:13:07,307
Thank God you're not working right now.
401
00:13:07,342 --> 00:13:08,892
Yeah, not working.
402
00:13:08,927 --> 00:13:10,176
I'm sorry.
403
00:13:10,211 --> 00:13:12,178
How was the meeting at the Cozy Channel?
404
00:13:12,213 --> 00:13:13,763
Comfy.
405
00:13:13,815 --> 00:13:16,900
Uh, it was uh, it was fine.
406
00:13:16,935 --> 00:13:17,851
Great hun.
407
00:13:17,886 --> 00:13:21,982
And don't forget,
Reece, karate, Thursday.
408
00:13:23,108 --> 00:13:24,724
Right here.
409
00:13:24,743 --> 00:13:26,526
Gonna put it right on my forehead
410
00:13:26,561 --> 00:13:28,278
so I won't forget, okay?
411
00:13:31,366 --> 00:13:32,365
Please don't pass on this.
412
00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:33,416
Dude it's your own show.
413
00:13:33,452 --> 00:13:34,567
I can't believe you're
gonna turn this down.
414
00:13:34,586 --> 00:13:35,535
I've been thinking about it,
415
00:13:35,570 --> 00:13:37,270
Barrett's had my back for ten years.
416
00:13:37,305 --> 00:13:38,404
It's her turn.
417
00:13:38,440 --> 00:13:39,289
So you want me to tell 'em?
418
00:13:39,341 --> 00:13:40,457
No, I should do it myself.
419
00:13:40,509 --> 00:13:41,608
We'll be in and out quick.
420
00:13:48,884 --> 00:13:50,583
Is it your birthday?
421
00:14:05,534 --> 00:14:09,971
Uh, I'm really sorry about this, really.
422
00:14:10,706 --> 00:14:14,725
And uh, we will be paying
for all the confetti, so.
423
00:14:14,760 --> 00:14:16,076
I know it gets pricy, but we got it.
424
00:14:16,095 --> 00:14:17,044
Joe's got it.
425
00:14:17,079 --> 00:14:18,345
But we got it.
426
00:14:18,381 --> 00:14:20,297
Well, we're obviously disappointed
427
00:14:20,349 --> 00:14:23,601
that you're passing up
on what could be a huge
428
00:14:23,636 --> 00:14:25,102
opportunity for you.
429
00:14:25,137 --> 00:14:28,755
But we totally get
it, family comes first.
430
00:14:28,774 --> 00:14:31,308
Guess I'll need your buttons back.
431
00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:34,111
We just want you to be happy, right, Sam?
432
00:14:34,146 --> 00:14:35,479
Yep.
433
00:14:35,531 --> 00:14:36,614
Happy.
434
00:14:36,649 --> 00:14:37,731
And if you wake up tomorrow,
435
00:14:37,766 --> 00:14:39,533
realizing that you've
made a huge mistake,
436
00:14:39,568 --> 00:14:41,435
our doors are always open.
437
00:14:41,454 --> 00:14:44,455
Unless those doors are just
slammed shut in our face.
438
00:14:47,376 --> 00:14:49,159
Well that's it, good luck in whatever
439
00:14:49,211 --> 00:14:51,211
you attempt to achieve.
440
00:14:52,465 --> 00:14:54,164
Once again, I'm very sorry and thank you
441
00:14:54,216 --> 00:14:55,549
for the opportunity.
442
00:14:55,584 --> 00:14:56,967
Yeah, and for the button.
443
00:14:57,003 --> 00:14:59,803
It does not go unnoticed.
444
00:15:08,981 --> 00:15:10,514
Shut it!
445
00:15:10,966 --> 00:15:12,900
Leave it open.
446
00:15:16,072 --> 00:15:16,867
So I'm gonna tell you what I like
447
00:15:16,873 --> 00:15:18,205
and you write it down. Okay?
448
00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:19,874
Got you.
449
00:15:20,126 --> 00:15:22,376
Ew, j'adore, this.
450
00:15:22,411 --> 00:15:23,844
Burn this, I never want to see it again.
451
00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:26,580
And then send this and this to Olivia.
452
00:15:26,599 --> 00:15:28,799
So is Joe pissed that I hijacked you?
453
00:15:28,851 --> 00:15:30,551
No, he's been really supportive
454
00:15:30,586 --> 00:15:31,686
about me going back to work.
455
00:15:31,721 --> 00:15:32,920
Oh that's good.
456
00:15:32,939 --> 00:15:34,755
He must really love doing daddy daycare.
457
00:15:34,774 --> 00:15:35,806
'Cause I heard he passed on that show
458
00:15:35,858 --> 00:15:37,943
- for the Comfy Channel.
- What?
459
00:15:37,944 --> 00:15:39,143
Oh the Comfy Channel, it's like HBO
460
00:15:39,195 --> 00:15:41,779
but without the dragons,
more bushes and more crying.
461
00:15:41,814 --> 00:15:42,930
They don't wax there.
462
00:15:42,949 --> 00:15:45,399
And I don't wax either,
I'm not a peasant, I laser.
463
00:15:45,434 --> 00:15:46,734
So don't get me wrong but.
464
00:15:46,769 --> 00:15:47,935
I know about the Comfy Channel.
465
00:15:47,954 --> 00:15:49,937
What do you mean he passed on a show?
466
00:15:49,956 --> 00:15:51,772
Oh I heard from my yoga-lates instructor
467
00:15:51,791 --> 00:15:54,075
who is such a slut, she
heard it from another client
468
00:15:54,110 --> 00:15:55,609
who like has really big mouth.
469
00:15:55,628 --> 00:15:58,245
Did he... did he not tell you?
470
00:15:58,280 --> 00:15:59,213
Oh my God.
471
00:15:59,248 --> 00:16:00,881
I was going on and on
about how happy I was
472
00:16:00,917 --> 00:16:02,500
he was gonna help out with the kids.
473
00:16:02,552 --> 00:16:04,552
Well, that means he did it for you.
474
00:16:04,587 --> 00:16:06,286
That's so romantic! Right?
475
00:16:06,306 --> 00:16:08,422
Oh my God, look at this.
476
00:16:08,958 --> 00:16:09,924
I would kill a baby for this.
477
00:16:09,959 --> 00:16:11,809
I would puke on myself,
shower, then puke again.
478
00:16:11,844 --> 00:16:13,561
Just look how cute this is!
479
00:16:13,596 --> 00:16:14,895
Look at it move!
480
00:16:14,931 --> 00:16:16,063
Will you send this to Emma?
481
00:16:16,099 --> 00:16:17,315
- Roberts?
- No, the other one.
482
00:16:17,350 --> 00:16:19,734
- Watson.
- No, this one.
483
00:16:21,654 --> 00:16:22,770
- Got you.
- Yeah.
484
00:16:22,805 --> 00:16:25,639
Don't write that down
though, 'cause you never know.
485
00:16:25,658 --> 00:16:27,642
You know what? No, I hate it.
486
00:16:27,677 --> 00:16:30,494
Don't!
487
00:16:30,530 --> 00:16:32,363
Don't.
488
00:16:38,287 --> 00:16:39,620
Just hear me out, Joe!
489
00:16:39,655 --> 00:16:40,955
Look, I know you said no hosting.
490
00:16:40,990 --> 00:16:42,456
But I got something that
you're really gonna love.
491
00:16:42,491 --> 00:16:44,091
It's called Little Brother.
492
00:16:44,127 --> 00:16:45,026
Why?
493
00:16:45,044 --> 00:16:46,761
'Cause it's a show
about all little people
494
00:16:46,796 --> 00:16:48,129
living in a tiny house.
495
00:16:48,164 --> 00:16:49,430
America loves dwarves, Joe.
496
00:16:49,465 --> 00:16:51,098
What does America
love more than dwarves?
497
00:16:51,134 --> 00:16:53,551
Those dwarves living in tiny houses.
498
00:16:53,603 --> 00:16:55,269
- Boom!
- What?
499
00:16:55,304 --> 00:16:56,503
Tiny houses are very big right now.
500
00:16:56,522 --> 00:16:58,723
Alex, I want to star in my own drama.
501
00:16:58,775 --> 00:17:00,007
Oh you, you want a drama?
502
00:17:00,026 --> 00:17:01,341
Well I got one for you, Joe.
503
00:17:01,361 --> 00:17:03,844
It's about two waterpark security guards
504
00:17:03,863 --> 00:17:08,232
who fight over the affection
of a sexy, young blonde.
505
00:17:08,284 --> 00:17:09,349
January Jones?
506
00:17:09,369 --> 00:17:10,901
Whoa, way too big.
507
00:17:10,953 --> 00:17:12,953
I'm thinking Tara Ried on this one.
508
00:17:14,356 --> 00:17:15,706
Oh!
509
00:17:15,742 --> 00:17:17,041
Hello? Joe?
510
00:17:17,076 --> 00:17:18,709
Joey McIntyre!
511
00:17:18,745 --> 00:17:20,027
What the heck are you doing here?
512
00:17:20,046 --> 00:17:21,045
Um...
513
00:17:21,080 --> 00:17:22,863
I can't believe this!
514
00:17:22,882 --> 00:17:25,032
I've been a huge fan for so long!
515
00:17:25,051 --> 00:17:27,468
I had your doll, the
pillows, the sheets.
516
00:17:27,503 --> 00:17:30,037
- I slept with you every night!
- Oh.
517
00:17:30,056 --> 00:17:31,756
That sounded creepy, but...
518
00:17:31,808 --> 00:17:33,540
No, that's pretty awesome.
519
00:17:33,559 --> 00:17:35,810
I'm a pretty big fan of yours too.
520
00:17:35,845 --> 00:17:36,894
What are you doing?
521
00:17:36,929 --> 00:17:41,816
Um, oh I actually just
got offered to be a host
522
00:17:41,851 --> 00:17:43,517
of this late night talk show.
523
00:17:43,553 --> 00:17:46,854
Oh my God, you'd be perfect for that!
524
00:17:46,889 --> 00:17:49,156
- Right?
- Yeah!
525
00:17:49,192 --> 00:17:50,741
'Cause I kind of... you know,
526
00:17:50,777 --> 00:17:54,578
I mean I'm good at all that
stuff like talking to people.
527
00:17:54,614 --> 00:17:55,529
Yeah.
528
00:17:55,564 --> 00:17:57,198
And interviewing...
529
00:17:57,233 --> 00:17:59,500
Hey, hey!
530
00:17:59,535 --> 00:18:01,118
Well I'd watch it every night.
531
00:18:01,170 --> 00:18:02,903
- Really?
- Oh yeah.
532
00:18:02,922 --> 00:18:05,756
Hey do you want to go get
some coffee or something?
533
00:18:05,792 --> 00:18:07,141
Uh...
534
00:18:07,176 --> 00:18:08,259
You know what?
535
00:18:14,567 --> 00:18:15,683
Oh!
536
00:18:15,718 --> 00:18:16,851
Okay.
537
00:18:16,886 --> 00:18:18,219
Well, this is my son, Reece.
538
00:18:18,254 --> 00:18:20,688
Hello, nice to meet you.
539
00:18:20,723 --> 00:18:22,606
Aren't you cute!
540
00:18:22,642 --> 00:18:23,524
Do you have a mom?
541
00:18:23,526 --> 00:18:25,242
- Yeah.
- You do.
542
00:18:25,278 --> 00:18:26,477
All right.
543
00:18:26,529 --> 00:18:27,778
Well it was nice to meet you!
544
00:18:27,814 --> 00:18:29,563
Let me know if you need a first guest.
545
00:18:29,599 --> 00:18:32,399
Ah yeah!
546
00:18:33,052 --> 00:18:35,736
I will call you.
547
00:18:44,413 --> 00:18:45,713
Honey!
548
00:18:45,748 --> 00:18:46,747
You got a second?
549
00:18:46,783 --> 00:18:48,282
- Hey.
- Hey!
550
00:18:48,301 --> 00:18:49,383
Oh, oh!
551
00:18:49,418 --> 00:18:52,419
Oh, hun! You have to do the show!
552
00:18:52,454 --> 00:18:53,587
How do you know about that?
553
00:18:53,622 --> 00:18:56,173
- Quinn told me!
- Oh, okay.
554
00:18:56,225 --> 00:18:57,457
Well I thought I was
gonna have to turn on
555
00:18:57,477 --> 00:18:59,343
the old McIntyre charm
to get you on board.
556
00:18:59,395 --> 00:19:00,511
I know we said no nannies.
557
00:19:00,563 --> 00:19:02,346
But this is too important to pass up!
558
00:19:02,398 --> 00:19:03,597
Thank you.
559
00:19:03,632 --> 00:19:06,967
Your own detective series!
560
00:19:06,986 --> 00:19:09,520
Yeah. Um, now I see the confusion.
561
00:19:09,572 --> 00:19:12,072
It's not a detective series.
562
00:19:12,108 --> 00:19:13,140
It's...
563
00:19:13,159 --> 00:19:16,994
Well they offered me my
own late night talk show.
564
00:19:17,029 --> 00:19:18,478
A talk show?
565
00:19:18,498 --> 00:19:20,247
Yeah, a talk show.
566
00:19:20,283 --> 00:19:21,282
What?
567
00:19:21,317 --> 00:19:22,783
Nothing, I just thought
you were gonna wait
568
00:19:22,818 --> 00:19:23,648
for the right project.
569
00:19:23,652 --> 00:19:24,818
Well maybe this is it.
570
00:19:24,837 --> 00:19:26,320
Really, Joe, a talk show?
571
00:19:26,339 --> 00:19:28,822
Yeah, yes!
572
00:19:28,841 --> 00:19:29,823
Yep!
573
00:19:29,842 --> 00:19:32,326
What about being a serious actor?
574
00:19:32,345 --> 00:19:33,627
You don't think I can do this.
575
00:19:33,662 --> 00:19:34,595
Oh I know you can do it.
576
00:19:34,630 --> 00:19:36,096
But why would you want to?
577
00:19:36,132 --> 00:19:38,098
Well January Jones
thinks it's a great idea!
578
00:19:38,134 --> 00:19:39,683
January Jones?
579
00:19:39,719 --> 00:19:41,218
This was Alex's idea!
580
00:19:41,270 --> 00:19:42,186
No.
581
00:19:42,221 --> 00:19:44,471
- You should've fired him a long time ago!
- You know I can't fire Alex.
582
00:19:44,506 --> 00:19:45,689
He's been with me forever!
583
00:19:45,725 --> 00:19:47,875
I've noticed, he's in every
one of our wedding pictures!
584
00:19:47,910 --> 00:19:50,144
Oh now you're exaggerating.
585
00:19:51,347 --> 00:19:54,481
Look at how beautiful
you looked on that day.
586
00:19:54,516 --> 00:19:56,033
Unbelievable.
587
00:19:56,068 --> 00:19:58,068
All right, look.
588
00:19:58,120 --> 00:19:59,519
This is me, okay?
589
00:19:59,539 --> 00:20:02,039
And this could lead to bigger things.
590
00:20:02,074 --> 00:20:05,025
But it's not going to if
I don't give it a shot.
591
00:20:05,044 --> 00:20:06,360
All right, hun.
592
00:20:06,379 --> 00:20:07,795
Okay?
593
00:20:07,830 --> 00:20:08,746
Yeah.
594
00:20:09,882 --> 00:20:11,232
Thank you.
595
00:20:11,267 --> 00:20:13,851
And by the way, they don't
offer late night talk shows
596
00:20:13,903 --> 00:20:16,303
to just anybody in this town, okay?
597
00:20:16,322 --> 00:20:18,856
But they did, to you know who.
598
00:20:18,908 --> 00:20:21,158
Hey, delivery to Joey McIntyre
from the Comfy Channel.
599
00:20:21,193 --> 00:20:22,776
Thank you.
600
00:20:22,811 --> 00:20:23,731
Look at that!
601
00:20:23,746 --> 00:20:26,980
Welcome aboard, Joey Lawrence!
602
00:20:26,999 --> 00:20:29,166
Joey Lawrence, what the fuck.
603
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:39,000
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