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Morning, children.
I'm James Garcia
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Of the Reno
sheriff's department.
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Today we're going
to talk about a very serious subject
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Called drinking and driving.
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If you drink--"d,"
and you drive--"d,"
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You will "d"--die. Ok?
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And today,
I want you to look at death in the face,
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And I want you to look hard.
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Boo! Ha ha!
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Aah!
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Jesus Christ!
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What the fuck, lady?
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Y'all act like you ain't
seen a light-skinned black man before, ok.
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Sheriff's department,
freeze! Get on the ground!
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[gunfire]
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[shouts indistinctly]
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Oh!
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What? What?
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[all screaming]
all right.
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[grunting]
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[indistinct shouting
and chatter]
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Hell, no, we won't blow!
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[siren blaring]
yeah!
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He's my friend?
Oh, no, no--
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[grunts]
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Right on the ground.
Put it right on the ground.
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Aah!
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Well, somebody is not
flushing the toilet in the men's bathroom.
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Why are you
in the men's bathroom?
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I had to pee real bad.
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Dangle:
Can I help you?
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[speaks native language]
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Um...
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I am two wolves.
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Who is chief among you?
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I'm not chief yet,
but one day maybe hopefully so, yes.
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I have come
to find my daughter.
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She is here
among the warriors.
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Dangle: Your daughter
works at the Reno sheriff's department?
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I will know my daughter
by a sign,
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A sign told to me
by the great spirit.
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What is that sign?
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No.
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That's--I--
I got a condition.
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No, you do not
bear the mark.
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You are not the daughter
of two wolves.
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You are not cologia.
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Ok, sir, when you come down
off your acid trip,
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If your daughter turns up,
I promise you we will--
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We will send up
a smoke signal
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And we'll find you
as soon as possible, ok?
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You should be
more sensitive to cultural differences.
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Huh?
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Daddy?
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Come here.
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Oh, my daddy!
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Dangle:
Uh, deputies to the watch, deputies to the watch.
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Two wolves: ...My daughter.
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I recognize you
from your mug shot.
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Oh, oh, get down!
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[all screaming]
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Wait! This is
Trudy's daddy!
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Oh...
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You raped her mom
in Minnesota.
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Allegedly.
Hi.
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Allegedly raped.
Allegedly.
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Two wolves has come
to find you to be with you
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To make up for
the many years that we have lost.
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What do you mean
by "be with me"?
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Two wolves--
I will live with you.
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We will live together
as a family.
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That is what is right.
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Ok, we'll talk about it.
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That's a much
bigger conversation.
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What kind of house
do you have?
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A very small one.
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Take a personal,
take the entire day.
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Take a personal--
take the day off?
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You two should
have lunch,
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Get to know
each other.
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Yes.
Take the day.
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Ok. [giggles]
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Trudy:
I can't believe it.
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I could've sworn
that, uh, her dad died in prison.
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Her dad did
die in prison.
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She told us that,
didn't she?
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Yeah.
That's what she said.
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Run a check.
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Uh...
What is his--
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What do
I look under? Two wolves.
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Trudy:
You guys... Hey.
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Hey!
Hey, I thought that your dad--
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I know what
you're probably all thinking.
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Uh-huh.
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That my dad
died in prison. Yeah.
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Listen, I thought
the same thing.
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That's weird.
But remember, you know how
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I mix things
up in my head--
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We never listen
to anything you say.
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That--that's
probably for the best.
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So the fact is--
that's great.
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It's great that
he didn't die in prison.
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It's congratulations.
Thank you.
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for she's...
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apparently an Indian
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All:
for she's
apparently an Indian
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Half-breed--
for I'm
a half-breed Indian
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the other half is
probably german, but we're not sure
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I'll see you guys later.
God bless you.
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Man: Check it out.
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This is it, baby.
[laughing]
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What's the deal?
What's so funny, mike?
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Do you see something
different about my car, perhaps?
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That you--
I have--
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That you actually
have a car.
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I have one.
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Please follow me,
why wouldn't you?
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[laughing]
after years of living in squalid shit.
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[continues laughing]
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There's my friend
over here,
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Bubblin' up
from the ground.
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That's oil, boys!
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Both: No, no!
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Look at it, look at it!
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No, oh, my god.
You're going to get infected.
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You're going
to get infected. Don't get in that.
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I'm rich, fuckers!
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You are going
to work for me.
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Uh, mike, uh,
I hate to break this to you,
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But that, uh,
that's your septic tank.
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A man strikes oil
in his yard and it's--
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Oh! Now you're going--
hey!
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Oh! [spits]
all right, all right.
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Oh, god,
now you're going in.
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Now you're going in.
That's your fault.
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Mike: You're covered
in about $1,000 of oil.
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Garcia: No, you're covered
in about $1,000 of fines
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And 1,000 hours
of community service.
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Check, check, check.
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Operation anna and the king
is in effect.
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Uh, what we got in town
is these Thai food delivery places.
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Uh, what they do
is they send over a little Thai girl.
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Yeah, it's
a prostitution ring cover. It's horrible.
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They have
these little girls,
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They don't know
what country they're in,
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Or the language
or who they're blowing--
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They raise them--they raise
them like sex veal. Yeah.
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Hello. Yes.
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Uh, I'm at the, uh,
the Lazy Sierra Arms motel
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On, uh, exit 3.
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[whispering]
room 9. Room 9.
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I'd like, uh...
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The daily special,
extra spicy.
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[whispering]
extra spicy.
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45 minutes. I'll see
if I can wait that long.
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Thank you.
All right. Trap is set.
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Trap is set, ok.
[exhales]
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Killing floor
to eagle's lair, can you read me?
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Eagle's lair,
I copy you, killing floor.
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[knock on door]
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[sniffs]
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Hi, how are you?
Here's your food.
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Yeah, better now.
Thank you very much.
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Well, I'm just
in town for the, uh, hair convention.
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And I got the room
for the night.
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Thought maybe
I'd get me a little, uh,
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Pacific rim job.
Oh!
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Junior: You got
a little time?
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Woman: What are
you talk about?
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Uh, maybe, uh,
take a little trip to Bangkok?
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And I ain't
talkin' about the town.
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Talkin' about
my cock going bang.
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Oh! Oh! Oh, ok.
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Unh! Oh, my bad,
I'm sorry.
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She blowing him?
He's getting blown?
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I told him
not to get blown.
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Huh!
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Ow! Ow. Charley horse.
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Whoops.
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Oh.
Oh.
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We missed
so much together.
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We did.
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And I feel like
it's my duty as a daughter
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To fill you in.
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I don't know if
you totally remember,
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But right when
I was born, I had that thing
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That they thought
might've just been a growth.
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They weren't sure
what it was.
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Turns out
it was a tail.
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Next thing you know,
I get my braces put on my legs.
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Now this,
I find out later, come to find out,
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'cause you know mom,
she was a little-- woohoo.
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I come to find out
later--the braces were optional.
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But the helmet
was not optional.
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I was required medically
to wear the helmet.
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I didn't wear it 'cause
I felt like it made me look like a retard.
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And so, um,
that's when I realized,
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You know,
that I had definitely,
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Without a doubt,
hit puberty.
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A little early,
I guess, at 7, but nonetheless.
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I--I'm sorry, I--I kind of
blanked out for a moment.
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You want to push me
on the swing?
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I would love to,
my daughter. [giggles]
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Whoa.
Whoa!
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Ow!
Wait a minute. Stay there.
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Ok.
Ok. Hold on.
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Dad, I need a little--
yes, perfect.
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A little help.
That is good.
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Hola. Yo soy
el oficial Kimball.
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Vender naranjas
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En las carreteras
es peligroso y ilegal.
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Si tiene naranjas
para vende,
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Obtenga permiso y vendalas
en un puesto de frutas.
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No donde hay tr?�??fico.
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Gracias por su tiempo
y atenci?�??n a este anuncio.
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Uh, so far, we've gotten
a very wide selection
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Of the Thai food in
the Washoe county area,
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Which ranges
from, uh, edible to pretty darn good.
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Uh, so far, no luck
on the sting operation,
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But, uh--
no rub and tug.
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Tata again.
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Yeah, extra spicy.
I like 'em spicy.
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Uh...
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I would say
not extra large.
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I would say, uh,
small would be better.
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Thank you.
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All right,
I can't wait till she gets here.
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You go, you go.
No, you go.
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You go! Aah!
Should've gone.
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Should've gone.
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Junior: Oh, man.
Ah, should've gone.
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I barely made that.
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Ah...
That was a photo finish.
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Sheriff's department.
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Man: Hello, officers,
thanks for coming. Sure.
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My son has
run away from home.
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Ok.
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And I'd really like
for you to go find him,
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Put him in that car,
bring him back here,
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And put him in there,
and I--'cause I don't want him, you know,
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Running away again.
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Ok.
Ok.
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He's 18...
Ok.
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And he's got
a swimmer's build.
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Um, he's--he's
really handsome.
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Adorable, adorable kid.
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He works out.
He's got a hard body.
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Ok.
Very--sort of tight.
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00:10:18,917 --> 00:10:22,219
Like has a kind of--
for his age, he's got like cast-iron pecs--
251
00:10:22,254 --> 00:10:23,387
Ok.
For an 18-year-old.
252
00:10:23,421 --> 00:10:24,589
And he lives
with you and he--
253
00:10:24,623 --> 00:10:26,523
Yeah--oh--
oh, of course, yeah.
254
00:10:26,557 --> 00:10:28,759
East, west,
north, south? Heading--
255
00:10:28,793 --> 00:10:31,829
He's over at
the pizza shack playing video games, I think.
256
00:10:31,863 --> 00:10:33,964
Sir, if--if I didn't
know any better,
257
00:10:33,998 --> 00:10:36,901
I'd just think that
you'd want us to grab an 18-year-old
258
00:10:36,935 --> 00:10:40,137
And bring him
back here so you can...
259
00:10:40,171 --> 00:10:41,638
Yes.
260
00:10:41,673 --> 00:10:43,039
That's absolutely
what I want you to do.
261
00:10:43,074 --> 00:10:45,075
Bring him back here
so I can--mm-hmm.
262
00:10:49,213 --> 00:10:50,714
[sighs]
263
00:10:50,748 --> 00:10:53,951
Two wolves is...
264
00:10:53,985 --> 00:10:56,386
Too amazing.
[laughs]
265
00:10:56,421 --> 00:10:59,156
Uh, no, he, um...
266
00:10:59,190 --> 00:11:00,624
I tell you what,
it's the first time
267
00:11:00,659 --> 00:11:03,294
I've met
an injun in person,
268
00:11:03,328 --> 00:11:06,797
And, uh...
You know what?
269
00:11:06,832 --> 00:11:09,833
It's like
he's a Mexican,
270
00:11:09,868 --> 00:11:12,636
But cooler.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
271
00:11:14,339 --> 00:11:16,307
Like a Mexican
with a--a secret.
272
00:11:16,341 --> 00:11:17,608
Mm-hmm.
273
00:11:17,642 --> 00:11:20,644
My dad
is more amazing
274
00:11:20,678 --> 00:11:23,046
Than I ever...
275
00:11:23,081 --> 00:11:25,416
Ever dreamt
he could be.
276
00:11:25,450 --> 00:11:27,084
Well, that's not
entirely true.
277
00:11:27,119 --> 00:11:31,155
Actually, one time
I dreamt that he was made out of macaroni
278
00:11:31,189 --> 00:11:33,590
And he had
vacuum cleaner arms.
279
00:11:33,625 --> 00:11:35,559
That--that
would be amazing.
280
00:11:35,593 --> 00:11:38,962
But he's great.
He's great just the way he is.
281
00:11:38,996 --> 00:11:42,966
Tag, you're it!
[laughs]
282
00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:45,803
You can't get me!
[squeals]
283
00:11:45,837 --> 00:11:48,305
[laughing and screaming]
284
00:11:48,339 --> 00:11:51,409
You can't get me!
You can't get me!
285
00:11:51,443 --> 00:11:54,077
You're it.
286
00:11:54,112 --> 00:11:55,979
Whee!
287
00:11:56,013 --> 00:11:56,947
Come on, you can do it.
288
00:11:56,982 --> 00:11:59,116
Whee! Whee!
Daddy's here.
289
00:11:59,151 --> 00:12:01,618
Hold on a minute,
let me get the camera.
290
00:12:01,652 --> 00:12:03,353
Oh, this is good.
Oh, great.
291
00:12:03,387 --> 00:12:04,855
It goes
something like this. Ok.
292
00:12:04,889 --> 00:12:06,323
Oh, jeez, I haven't
done this in years.
293
00:12:06,358 --> 00:12:07,558
Yes, that is good!
294
00:12:10,695 --> 00:12:11,762
And hold like this?
295
00:12:11,797 --> 00:12:13,297
Like--just like this, yes.
296
00:12:19,704 --> 00:12:22,539
Ow! Oh, god! Ow!
297
00:12:22,574 --> 00:12:24,708
Ok, whoo!
Daddy's here.
298
00:12:24,743 --> 00:12:25,976
I'm stuck a little.
299
00:12:26,010 --> 00:12:28,779
That's it. Oh, yes.
300
00:12:28,814 --> 00:12:30,214
Just like that.
301
00:12:30,248 --> 00:12:31,181
That's a game?
302
00:12:31,215 --> 00:12:32,916
Two wolves: Yes.
Let's do that again.
303
00:12:32,950 --> 00:12:34,285
[whooping]
304
00:12:34,319 --> 00:12:36,320
This makes me
feel funny on my front.
305
00:12:36,354 --> 00:12:37,688
I bet it does.
306
00:12:37,722 --> 00:12:38,689
Two wolves:
Wanna try it again?
307
00:12:38,723 --> 00:12:39,690
Trudy: Ok.
308
00:12:39,724 --> 00:12:41,158
I think we should go.
309
00:12:46,164 --> 00:12:48,866
Oh, just too much
tom yam.
310
00:12:48,900 --> 00:12:49,766
[knock on door]
311
00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:51,235
Oh, my god,
that's so hot.
312
00:12:52,637 --> 00:12:54,505
[groans]
313
00:12:57,208 --> 00:12:58,675
Delivery.
314
00:12:58,709 --> 00:13:00,644
Hi.
Hi.
315
00:13:00,679 --> 00:13:03,380
How you doing?
Good.
316
00:13:03,415 --> 00:13:05,282
Nice room.
317
00:13:10,588 --> 00:13:13,057
I'm going to choose
my words very carefully.
318
00:13:15,127 --> 00:13:19,162
I would like...
To pay you...
319
00:13:19,196 --> 00:13:21,231
$40 for
a hand job.
320
00:13:21,265 --> 00:13:22,666
Aah!
Unh!
321
00:13:22,701 --> 00:13:24,134
Ok.
Aah! Huh!
322
00:13:24,169 --> 00:13:26,236
Aah, all right,
all right. No, it's ok.
323
00:13:26,271 --> 00:13:28,472
[both grunting]
324
00:13:36,113 --> 00:13:38,849
Travis,
keep her talking, ok?
325
00:13:38,883 --> 00:13:41,718
I'm not--the eagle's lair's
not ready to strike.
326
00:13:45,389 --> 00:13:47,490
You--you suspect
he's not a police officer?
327
00:13:47,525 --> 00:13:49,459
All right, well--
ok, you know what?
328
00:13:49,494 --> 00:13:50,694
We're going to
take care of it, all right?
329
00:13:50,728 --> 00:13:52,062
Man: All right, ladies.
330
00:13:52,097 --> 00:13:54,098
Everything looks good
around here. Back to work.
331
00:13:54,132 --> 00:13:56,466
Ah, gentlemen,
gentlemen, officers.
332
00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:57,968
Are you on the job?
Thank you, ladies.
333
00:13:58,003 --> 00:13:59,536
You may go back to work.
Thank you, ladies.
334
00:13:59,571 --> 00:14:00,771
I think, uh--
thank you.
335
00:14:00,805 --> 00:14:02,639
We've all got
everything settled here.
336
00:14:02,673 --> 00:14:04,407
Huh? Everything's
winding down.
337
00:14:04,442 --> 00:14:05,676
Everything's
under control.
338
00:14:05,710 --> 00:14:08,245
I apologize if you got
the call for some backup,
339
00:14:08,279 --> 00:14:10,113
But I got everything
under control here. Right.
340
00:14:10,148 --> 00:14:13,017
'cause I'm--I'm over
on the precinct, uh, on the east side of Nevada.
341
00:14:13,051 --> 00:14:14,585
Oh, yeah?
Uh, precinct, um...
342
00:14:14,619 --> 00:14:16,086
Which one was that?
343
00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:17,387
Oh, uh, precinct 4.
344
00:14:17,421 --> 00:14:19,055
Precinct...
Precinct 4.
345
00:14:19,090 --> 00:14:20,457
Precinct 4.
Oh, yeah, you guys--
346
00:14:20,492 --> 00:14:22,059
We got to--we got to
get a little, uh...
347
00:14:22,093 --> 00:14:24,294
Little volleyball
or a barbecue going--
348
00:14:24,328 --> 00:14:25,696
Precinct 4.
Between you, me, and your precinct.
349
00:14:25,730 --> 00:14:27,297
And what are
your shift hours over there
350
00:14:27,332 --> 00:14:28,899
At precinct 4?
4.
351
00:14:28,933 --> 00:14:30,801
Hey, between--
between you and me,
352
00:14:30,835 --> 00:14:32,202
It's like living there,
right? Am I right?
353
00:14:32,236 --> 00:14:34,237
All right, well, I got
this going, guys. I got it.
354
00:14:34,272 --> 00:14:35,272
No, the--the thing is,
355
00:14:35,307 --> 00:14:38,442
It--it's--obviously
you're not a cop, ok?
356
00:14:38,476 --> 00:14:39,910
What--the--the hot toddy.
357
00:14:39,944 --> 00:14:41,077
Give me this.
These buttons.
358
00:14:41,112 --> 00:14:42,079
Give me this.
What?
359
00:14:42,113 --> 00:14:43,012
What did you say?
360
00:14:43,047 --> 00:14:44,148
Don't do this
in front of them.
361
00:14:44,182 --> 00:14:46,183
I just want to thank
you guys for destroying
362
00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:48,551
The most amazing day
of my life as a cop.
363
00:14:48,586 --> 00:14:49,687
Ok.
Well...
364
00:14:49,721 --> 00:14:50,921
Now I got to go return this.
365
00:14:50,955 --> 00:14:53,557
Maybe you can dress up
like a rodeo guy
366
00:14:53,592 --> 00:14:55,759
Or a fireman, have
another amazing day.
367
00:14:55,793 --> 00:14:57,294
Uh, no, they told me
I can't come back
368
00:14:57,328 --> 00:14:59,062
To the firehouse
and do that anymore.
369
00:15:08,639 --> 00:15:12,908
Oh, son of a bitch.
Sorry. Sorry. Fair warning.
370
00:15:12,943 --> 00:15:15,144
[both groan]
371
00:15:17,681 --> 00:15:19,515
[knock on door]
372
00:15:19,550 --> 00:15:21,751
[whispering]
ok, here we go.
373
00:15:21,785 --> 00:15:23,719
Ready to go?
Can you move?
374
00:15:23,753 --> 00:15:25,822
Why don't you
answer this one?
375
00:15:25,856 --> 00:15:28,524
I think I look
a little bit like a cop, don't you?
376
00:15:30,928 --> 00:15:32,628
Come in.
377
00:15:34,098 --> 00:15:37,099
Uh, you guys order
some takeout?
378
00:15:37,134 --> 00:15:39,068
Oh...
379
00:15:39,102 --> 00:15:42,504
Man, it smells like
Thai farts in here.
380
00:15:42,539 --> 00:15:43,539
Uh, I'll give you
a blow job,
381
00:15:43,574 --> 00:15:45,708
But it's going
to cost you extra.
382
00:15:46,509 --> 00:15:48,043
No, no, sir...
383
00:15:48,078 --> 00:15:51,347
You don't got--aah!
384
00:15:54,685 --> 00:15:58,955
Unh--ow! Fuck!
Ah...Ow.
385
00:16:02,459 --> 00:16:05,127
I--I just feel like
we should do
386
00:16:05,161 --> 00:16:06,729
A little bit
of a background check.
387
00:16:06,763 --> 00:16:10,400
Tru--Trudy might be
grossly incompetent, mm.
388
00:16:10,434 --> 00:16:13,136
She might have
hydroencephalitis, mm.
389
00:16:13,170 --> 00:16:14,403
Spina bifida.
Mm.
390
00:16:14,438 --> 00:16:16,472
She might be, uh,
slightly brain damaged
391
00:16:16,506 --> 00:16:19,142
And was born, uh,
with the umbilical cord wrapped around her neck,
392
00:16:19,176 --> 00:16:21,210
So she has
serious brain damage. Yeah.
393
00:16:21,245 --> 00:16:23,612
But she's one of ours
394
00:16:23,647 --> 00:16:24,914
And I think
we owe it to her
395
00:16:24,949 --> 00:16:26,816
To do a background check
on two wolves.
396
00:16:26,850 --> 00:16:28,217
Yeah.
And we should.
397
00:16:28,252 --> 00:16:30,620
Yeah. Plus, I just
don't like Indians.
398
00:16:30,654 --> 00:16:31,821
I don't like
Indians, either.
399
00:16:31,855 --> 00:16:34,757
[rattling]
400
00:16:41,098 --> 00:16:43,299
[rattling continues]
401
00:16:45,935 --> 00:16:48,137
[drumming in background]
402
00:16:50,674 --> 00:16:52,875
[two wolves chanting]
403
00:17:03,654 --> 00:17:06,722
Hey, two wolves?
404
00:17:06,756 --> 00:17:10,326
How long does
peyote usually last?
405
00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:12,328
I never saw anybody
eat as much as you did,
406
00:17:12,362 --> 00:17:14,163
So I don't know.
407
00:17:18,268 --> 00:17:20,403
Dangle: Bernadino,
Terrence.
408
00:17:20,437 --> 00:17:23,539
Uh, age 26.
Uh, 6 prior arrests
409
00:17:23,573 --> 00:17:25,474
And 6 convictions.
410
00:17:25,509 --> 00:17:29,545
Uh, judge Ferdinand
Dos Reyes has ordered you
411
00:17:29,580 --> 00:17:35,351
To undergo these
6-month psychological evaluations for parole.
412
00:17:35,385 --> 00:17:38,420
Uh, have you
or have you not
413
00:17:38,455 --> 00:17:42,024
Committed a felony
in the past 6 months?
414
00:17:42,059 --> 00:17:43,592
No.
415
00:17:43,626 --> 00:17:45,427
What was with the pause?
416
00:17:45,462 --> 00:17:47,396
I thought
you said "melody."
417
00:17:47,430 --> 00:17:49,164
"committed a melody
in the past 6 months"
418
00:17:49,199 --> 00:17:50,333
Is what
you thought I said?
419
00:17:50,367 --> 00:17:51,333
I've committed a melody.
420
00:17:51,368 --> 00:17:53,068
What is the melody
you've committed?
421
00:17:53,103 --> 00:17:55,671
do, do,
fight the system
422
00:17:55,706 --> 00:17:58,440
don't let me
back in the jail
423
00:17:58,475 --> 00:18:01,511
I'll kill you
424
00:18:01,545 --> 00:18:05,048
Um, do you sometimes
fantasize that you are the angel of death?
425
00:18:05,082 --> 00:18:06,048
Yes.
426
00:18:06,082 --> 00:18:09,518
Um...
427
00:18:09,552 --> 00:18:10,519
Boy, that was
a bad one.
428
00:18:10,554 --> 00:18:11,520
That was a big one.
That was a big one.
429
00:18:11,555 --> 00:18:12,755
That's one of
the biggest ones.
430
00:18:12,790 --> 00:18:15,257
Passed it. Holla!
431
00:18:15,291 --> 00:18:17,326
You want a chance
to answer that again? Yes.
432
00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:18,928
Do you fantasize you're
the angel of death?
433
00:18:18,962 --> 00:18:19,962
Yes.
Aah!
434
00:18:19,997 --> 00:18:20,896
What?
We got to work on that.
435
00:18:20,930 --> 00:18:22,965
Let's just say
he passed.
436
00:18:22,999 --> 00:18:24,033
Ok. Terry--
437
00:18:24,068 --> 00:18:25,468
I passed gas.
Does that count?
438
00:18:25,502 --> 00:18:26,869
We don't--we don't
have the bunk space,
439
00:18:26,903 --> 00:18:28,037
So I'm going
to sign here.
440
00:18:28,071 --> 00:18:30,105
I want your signature
right there.
441
00:18:34,811 --> 00:18:36,379
Oh, you really did.
442
00:18:41,818 --> 00:18:44,387
That's your signature?
Yes.
443
00:18:51,028 --> 00:18:54,163
Junior:
And then you need to initial down here.
444
00:18:58,802 --> 00:19:02,204
I knew it!
We have been sold a papoose of bull poop.
445
00:19:02,238 --> 00:19:04,406
Jon Littlefeather,
Trudy's real father,
446
00:19:04,441 --> 00:19:06,175
Died in prison
10 years ago.
447
00:19:06,209 --> 00:19:08,277
Two Wolves is not
her father. No deal.
448
00:19:08,311 --> 00:19:10,545
[both panting]
449
00:19:10,579 --> 00:19:12,347
Car's here.
450
00:19:12,381 --> 00:19:13,782
Trudy!
Trudy!
451
00:19:13,817 --> 00:19:15,684
Trudy: Yeah?
452
00:19:15,719 --> 00:19:17,419
Do it, do it, do it now!
453
00:19:18,955 --> 00:19:20,923
Ow!
454
00:19:23,659 --> 00:19:25,360
Dangle: Trudy!
Trudy: I'm in here!
455
00:19:25,394 --> 00:19:27,796
Trudy!
I'm in here.
456
00:19:34,571 --> 00:19:36,972
Trudy, listen to me
very carefully.
457
00:19:37,006 --> 00:19:39,708
Your father died
in prison 10 years ago.
458
00:19:39,742 --> 00:19:42,011
Two wolves
is not your father.
459
00:19:43,879 --> 00:19:46,181
I know that.
460
00:19:46,215 --> 00:19:48,784
He was just about
to give me a bubble bath.
461
00:19:48,818 --> 00:19:51,786
Hey, guys.
What's going on?
462
00:19:53,956 --> 00:19:55,190
Hey, daddy.
463
00:19:55,224 --> 00:19:57,058
Let's play that great game
that we invented.
464
00:19:57,092 --> 00:19:58,826
Yes, honey.
I'll be right in.
465
00:19:58,861 --> 00:20:00,862
pop, pop the bubbles
466
00:20:00,896 --> 00:20:02,764
1, 2, 3
467
00:20:02,798 --> 00:20:04,232
what do we see?
468
00:20:04,266 --> 00:20:06,802
it's a boobie!
469
00:20:06,836 --> 00:20:08,904
Bye.
a boobie, a boobie
470
00:20:08,938 --> 00:20:11,106
staring at me
471
00:20:11,141 --> 00:20:13,041
under the bubbles
472
00:20:13,076 --> 00:20:15,210
pop, pop, pop
473
00:20:15,245 --> 00:20:17,312
pop, pop, pop
474
00:20:17,346 --> 00:20:19,414
1, 2, 3
475
00:20:19,448 --> 00:20:21,449
mwah, mwah, mwah
476
00:20:36,733 --> 00:20:38,934
I think my peyote's
still going. Is yours?
477
00:20:39,902 --> 00:20:41,937
Not--oh, yeah.
I'm still--I'm still--
478
00:20:41,971 --> 00:20:43,038
I got a little bit
of trails.
479
00:20:43,072 --> 00:20:44,806
Oh, I'm totally
still going.
480
00:20:44,841 --> 00:20:46,107
Yeah, I'm still really--
I'm really going.
481
00:20:46,142 --> 00:20:47,142
I wasn't until
you said that.
482
00:20:47,176 --> 00:20:48,176
I'm going to sit down.
483
00:20:48,211 --> 00:20:51,012
I'm never doing
peyote ever again.
484
00:20:51,047 --> 00:20:53,949
Ever. Ever.
485
00:20:53,983 --> 00:20:55,317
I'm starting to freak out.
486
00:20:55,351 --> 00:20:56,651
I feel like
if people walk by
487
00:20:56,686 --> 00:20:58,219
And they see 2 cops
sitting here like this,
488
00:20:58,253 --> 00:21:00,388
They're going to know
we're on peyote.
489
00:21:04,559 --> 00:21:07,427
You want to walk to
Vegas? I would.
490
00:21:07,462 --> 00:21:09,330
Yeah, good walk to Vegas.
I'll feel fine. Yeah.
491
00:21:09,364 --> 00:21:11,198
Then I'll be feeling fine
'cause then I'll be awake
492
00:21:11,232 --> 00:21:13,467
And I won't be high anymore.
493
00:21:13,501 --> 00:21:15,302
I won't be high anymore.
494
00:21:15,337 --> 00:21:16,303
[sighs]
495
00:21:16,337 --> 00:21:19,306
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497
00:21:22,344 --> 00:21:24,078
Oh...Aah!
498
00:21:24,112 --> 00:21:25,445
Oh, god, mailbox.
499
00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:27,214
Mailbox.
Thought it was someone else.
500
00:21:27,248 --> 00:21:30,951
I thought
it was like a skeleton or something weird.
501
00:21:30,985 --> 00:21:32,019
Don't look
at these trees.
502
00:21:32,053 --> 00:21:33,988
These trees are
really, really-- oh shit!
503
00:21:34,038 --> 00:21:38,588
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