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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,570 --> 00:00:06,037 >> we take you now live for a 2 00:00:06,038 --> 00:00:06,070 >> we take you now live for a 3 00:00:06,071 --> 00:00:06,972 >> we take you now live for a statement from a representative 4 00:00:06,973 --> 00:00:07,005 Statement from a representative 5 00:00:07,006 --> 00:00:07,939 Statement from a representative for the reno sheriff's 6 00:00:07,940 --> 00:00:07,972 For the reno sheriff's 7 00:00:07,973 --> 00:00:08,740 For the reno sheriff's department. 8 00:00:08,741 --> 00:00:08,773 Department. 9 00:00:08,774 --> 00:00:20,585 Department. [dangle clucking like a chicken] 10 00:00:20,586 --> 00:00:20,619 [dangle clucking like a chicken] 11 00:00:20,620 --> 00:00:21,920 [dangle clucking like a chicken] >> the mayor of chickentown has 12 00:00:21,921 --> 00:00:21,953 >> the mayor of chickentown has 13 00:00:21,954 --> 00:00:23,287 >> the mayor of chickentown has no more comments at this time. 14 00:00:23,288 --> 00:00:23,321 No more comments at this time. 15 00:00:23,322 --> 00:00:24,155 No more comments at this time. >> I have no further com-- 16 00:00:24,156 --> 00:00:24,189 >> I have no further com-- 17 00:00:24,190 --> 00:00:24,856 >> I have no further com-- how much if I do that when we 18 00:00:24,857 --> 00:00:24,889 How much if I do that when we 19 00:00:24,890 --> 00:00:25,824 How much if I do that when we go? 20 00:00:25,825 --> 00:00:25,857 Go? 21 00:00:25,858 --> 00:00:26,591 Go? >> on the air you're gonna do 22 00:00:26,592 --> 00:00:26,624 >> on the air you're gonna do 23 00:00:26,625 --> 00:00:27,292 >> on the air you're gonna do it? 24 00:00:27,293 --> 00:00:27,325 It? 25 00:00:27,326 --> 00:00:28,026 It? >> when we start going. When the 26 00:00:28,027 --> 00:00:28,059 >> when we start going. When the 27 00:00:28,060 --> 00:00:28,860 >> when we start going. When the guy gives me the sign and we go. 28 00:00:28,861 --> 00:00:28,893 Guy gives me the sign and we go. 29 00:00:28,894 --> 00:00:29,728 Guy gives me the sign and we go. How much if I do chicken talk? 30 00:00:29,729 --> 00:00:29,761 How much if I do chicken talk? 31 00:00:29,762 --> 00:00:30,495 How much if I do chicken talk? >> 10 bucks. 32 00:00:30,496 --> 00:00:30,528 >> 10 bucks. 33 00:00:30,529 --> 00:00:31,162 >> 10 bucks. >> if I do chicken-- 34 00:00:31,163 --> 00:00:31,196 >> if I do chicken-- 35 00:00:31,197 --> 00:00:31,929 >> if I do chicken-- >> 10 bucks. 36 00:00:31,930 --> 00:00:31,962 >> 10 bucks. 37 00:00:31,963 --> 00:00:33,164 >> 10 bucks. >> [clucking like a chicken] 38 00:00:33,165 --> 00:00:33,198 >> [clucking like a chicken] 39 00:00:33,199 --> 00:00:34,065 >> [clucking like a chicken] >> you do that live on the air. 40 00:00:34,066 --> 00:00:34,098 >> you do that live on the air. 41 00:00:34,099 --> 00:00:38,737 >> you do that live on the air. >> [clucking like a chicken] 42 00:00:38,738 --> 00:00:38,770 >> [clucking like a chicken] 43 00:00:38,771 --> 00:00:39,537 >> [clucking like a chicken] >> man, people will be fucking 44 00:00:39,538 --> 00:00:39,570 >> man, people will be fucking 45 00:00:39,571 --> 00:00:40,839 >> man, people will be fucking stoned, turn that on... 46 00:00:40,840 --> 00:00:40,872 Stoned, turn that on... 47 00:00:40,873 --> 00:00:41,906 Stoned, turn that on... >> well, what if the people 48 00:00:41,907 --> 00:00:41,939 >> well, what if the people 49 00:00:41,940 --> 00:00:42,641 >> well, what if the people turned it on and, like, "hey, 50 00:00:42,642 --> 00:00:42,674 Turned it on and, like, "hey, 51 00:00:42,675 --> 00:00:43,875 Turned it on and, like, "hey, is that--" 52 00:00:43,876 --> 00:00:43,908 Is that--" 53 00:00:43,909 --> 00:00:44,975 Is that--" >> that--he's doin' chicken 54 00:00:44,976 --> 00:00:45,009 >> that--he's doin' chicken 55 00:00:45,010 --> 00:00:46,077 >> that--he's doin' chicken talk, right? It's not just me. 56 00:00:46,078 --> 00:00:46,111 Talk, right? It's not just me. 57 00:00:46,112 --> 00:00:47,478 Talk, right? It's not just me. 10 bucks. Do it on the air. 58 00:00:47,479 --> 00:00:47,512 10 bucks. Do it on the air. 59 00:00:47,513 --> 00:00:48,613 10 bucks. Do it on the air. >> I'm not gonna do it. Ok, 60 00:00:48,614 --> 00:00:48,646 >> I'm not gonna do it. Ok, 61 00:00:48,647 --> 00:00:51,149 >> I'm not gonna do it. Ok, serious. Here we go. 62 00:00:51,150 --> 00:00:51,182 Serious. Here we go. 63 00:00:51,183 --> 00:00:52,250 Serious. Here we go. Man: We're already live, boys. 64 00:00:52,251 --> 00:00:52,284 Man: We're already live, boys. 65 00:00:52,285 --> 00:00:53,718 Man: We're already live, boys. >> how long we been on? 66 00:00:53,719 --> 00:00:53,752 >> how long we been on? 67 00:00:53,753 --> 00:00:54,552 >> how long we been on? Man: The whole time. 68 00:00:54,553 --> 00:00:54,585 Man: The whole time. 69 00:00:54,586 --> 00:00:55,520 Man: The whole time. >> oh, fuck. 70 00:00:55,521 --> 00:00:55,554 >> oh, fuck. 71 00:00:55,555 --> 00:00:58,623 >> oh, fuck. >> sorry. 72 00:00:58,624 --> 00:00:58,656 >> sorry. 73 00:00:58,657 --> 00:00:59,924 >> sorry. >> she tricked me! It was a 74 00:00:59,925 --> 00:00:59,957 >> she tricked me! It was a 75 00:00:59,958 --> 00:01:00,959 >> she tricked me! It was a trick! 76 00:01:05,531 --> 00:01:06,832 >> hyah! 77 00:01:10,769 --> 00:01:12,404 >> I got it. 78 00:01:12,405 --> 00:01:12,437 >> I got it. 79 00:01:12,438 --> 00:01:13,237 >> I got it. >> whoa! 80 00:01:13,238 --> 00:01:13,271 >> whoa! 81 00:01:13,272 --> 00:01:14,573 >> whoa! >> oh! Oh! 82 00:01:17,877 --> 00:01:20,444 [blows whistle] 83 00:01:20,445 --> 00:01:20,478 [blows whistle] 84 00:01:20,479 --> 00:01:21,446 [blows whistle] >> ok. All right. I got him by 85 00:01:21,447 --> 00:01:21,479 >> ok. All right. I got him by 86 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:22,513 >> ok. All right. I got him by the belt. 87 00:01:24,883 --> 00:01:25,983 >> get back in the building! 88 00:01:25,984 --> 00:01:26,017 >> get back in the building! 89 00:01:26,018 --> 00:01:27,252 >> get back in the building! No loitering! 90 00:01:29,321 --> 00:01:32,524 >> aah! 91 00:01:32,525 --> 00:01:32,557 >> aah! 92 00:01:32,558 --> 00:01:36,561 >> aah! [siren] 93 00:01:36,562 --> 00:01:36,594 [siren] 94 00:01:36,595 --> 00:01:38,396 [siren] [captioning made possible by 95 00:01:38,397 --> 00:01:38,430 [captioning made possible by 96 00:01:38,431 --> 00:01:40,999 [captioning made possible by mtv networks] 97 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:41,032 Mtv networks] 98 00:01:41,033 --> 00:01:42,734 Mtv networks] >> hey...Everybody knows what 99 00:01:42,735 --> 00:01:42,767 >> hey...Everybody knows what 100 00:01:42,768 --> 00:01:44,135 >> hey...Everybody knows what today is. 101 00:01:44,136 --> 00:01:44,168 Today is. 102 00:01:44,169 --> 00:01:45,670 Today is. >> cinco de mayo! 103 00:01:45,671 --> 00:01:45,703 >> cinco de mayo! 104 00:01:45,704 --> 00:01:48,072 >> cinco de mayo! >> no. Kimball's been with us 105 00:01:48,073 --> 00:01:48,106 >> no. Kimball's been with us 106 00:01:48,107 --> 00:01:50,442 >> no. Kimball's been with us for a whole year. 107 00:01:50,443 --> 00:01:50,475 For a whole year. 108 00:01:50,476 --> 00:01:51,943 For a whole year. [applause] 109 00:01:51,944 --> 00:01:51,976 [applause] 110 00:01:51,977 --> 00:01:53,177 [applause] one year on the force. 111 00:01:53,178 --> 00:01:53,211 One year on the force. 112 00:01:53,212 --> 00:01:54,712 One year on the force. >> ho! 113 00:01:54,713 --> 00:01:54,745 >> ho! 114 00:01:54,746 --> 00:01:55,880 >> ho! >> whoo! 115 00:01:55,881 --> 00:01:55,914 >> whoo! 116 00:01:55,915 --> 00:01:57,081 >> whoo! Garcia: Speech. Speech. 117 00:01:57,082 --> 00:01:57,115 Garcia: Speech. Speech. 118 00:01:57,116 --> 00:01:58,116 Garcia: Speech. Speech. >> I'm a bitch. 119 00:01:58,117 --> 00:01:58,149 >> I'm a bitch. 120 00:01:58,150 --> 00:01:59,551 >> I'm a bitch. All: Speech. Speech. Speech. 121 00:01:59,552 --> 00:01:59,584 All: Speech. Speech. Speech. 122 00:01:59,585 --> 00:02:00,651 All: Speech. Speech. Speech. Wiegel: Speech. Make it a short 123 00:02:00,652 --> 00:02:00,685 Wiegel: Speech. Make it a short 124 00:02:00,686 --> 00:02:01,553 Wiegel: Speech. Make it a short one. 125 00:02:01,554 --> 00:02:01,586 One. 126 00:02:01,587 --> 00:02:02,654 One. >> I want to just say that, you 127 00:02:02,655 --> 00:02:02,687 >> I want to just say that, you 128 00:02:02,688 --> 00:02:03,622 >> I want to just say that, you know, I had my doubts from the 129 00:02:03,623 --> 00:02:03,655 Know, I had my doubts from the 130 00:02:03,656 --> 00:02:04,489 Know, I had my doubts from the beginning... 131 00:02:04,490 --> 00:02:04,522 Beginning... 132 00:02:04,523 --> 00:02:05,890 Beginning... >> as did we. 133 00:02:05,891 --> 00:02:05,923 >> as did we. 134 00:02:05,924 --> 00:02:08,827 >> as did we. >> about all of you. But I-- 135 00:02:08,828 --> 00:02:08,860 >> about all of you. But I-- 136 00:02:08,861 --> 00:02:10,762 >> about all of you. But I-- junior: Speech, not a personal 137 00:02:10,763 --> 00:02:10,795 Junior: Speech, not a personal 138 00:02:10,796 --> 00:02:11,562 Junior: Speech, not a personal attack. 139 00:02:11,563 --> 00:02:11,595 Attack. 140 00:02:11,596 --> 00:02:13,297 Attack. >> well, no. I mean, it was a 141 00:02:13,298 --> 00:02:13,330 >> well, no. I mean, it was a 142 00:02:13,331 --> 00:02:14,766 >> well, no. I mean, it was a little rough. I think we can all 143 00:02:14,767 --> 00:02:14,799 Little rough. I think we can all 144 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:15,867 Little rough. I think we can all admit it was a little rough 145 00:02:15,868 --> 00:02:15,900 Admit it was a little rough 146 00:02:15,901 --> 00:02:17,068 Admit it was a little rough going in the beginning. And all 147 00:02:17,069 --> 00:02:17,101 Going in the beginning. And all 148 00:02:17,102 --> 00:02:18,603 Going in the beginning. And all the practical jokes and the 149 00:02:18,604 --> 00:02:18,637 The practical jokes and the 150 00:02:18,638 --> 00:02:20,305 The practical jokes and the "dyke" sprayed on my lick 151 00:02:20,306 --> 00:02:20,338 "dyke" sprayed on my lick 152 00:02:20,339 --> 00:02:21,639 "dyke" sprayed on my lick her--on my locker... 153 00:02:21,640 --> 00:02:21,673 Her--on my locker... 154 00:02:21,674 --> 00:02:22,440 Her--on my locker... >> on your what? 155 00:02:22,441 --> 00:02:22,474 >> on your what? 156 00:02:22,475 --> 00:02:23,408 >> on your what? >> on my locker. 157 00:02:23,409 --> 00:02:23,441 >> on my locker. 158 00:02:23,442 --> 00:02:25,143 >> on my locker. >> you said dyke, and then you 159 00:02:25,144 --> 00:02:25,176 >> you said dyke, and then you 160 00:02:25,177 --> 00:02:25,944 >> you said dyke, and then you said lick her right next to each 161 00:02:25,945 --> 00:02:25,977 Said lick her right next to each 162 00:02:25,978 --> 00:02:26,911 Said lick her right next to each other. 163 00:02:26,912 --> 00:02:26,945 Other. 164 00:02:26,946 --> 00:02:28,045 Other. >> I didn't mean to. 165 00:02:28,046 --> 00:02:28,078 >> I didn't mean to. 166 00:02:28,079 --> 00:02:29,013 >> I didn't mean to. >> yes, you did. 167 00:02:29,014 --> 00:02:29,047 >> yes, you did. 168 00:02:29,048 --> 00:02:29,781 >> yes, you did. >> I think you did. 169 00:02:29,782 --> 00:02:29,814 >> I think you did. 170 00:02:29,815 --> 00:02:30,815 >> I think you did. >> no, I did not. 171 00:02:30,816 --> 00:02:30,849 >> no, I did not. 172 00:02:30,850 --> 00:02:31,882 >> no, I did not. Johnson: Yes, you did. 173 00:02:31,883 --> 00:02:31,916 Johnson: Yes, you did. 174 00:02:31,917 --> 00:02:32,684 Johnson: Yes, you did. >> all right, "dyke" and "lick 175 00:02:32,685 --> 00:02:32,717 >> all right, "dyke" and "lick 176 00:02:32,718 --> 00:02:33,385 >> all right, "dyke" and "lick her." 177 00:02:33,386 --> 00:02:33,418 Her." 178 00:02:33,419 --> 00:02:34,151 Her." dangle: Yeah. 179 00:02:34,152 --> 00:02:34,185 Dangle: Yeah. 180 00:02:34,186 --> 00:02:34,953 Dangle: Yeah. >> I put "dyke" on your locker 181 00:02:34,954 --> 00:02:34,986 >> I put "dyke" on your locker 182 00:02:34,987 --> 00:02:36,254 >> I put "dyke" on your locker as a holiday gag. 183 00:02:36,255 --> 00:02:36,287 As a holiday gag. 184 00:02:36,288 --> 00:02:37,521 As a holiday gag. Dangle: Ok, so, uh... 185 00:02:37,522 --> 00:02:37,555 Dangle: Ok, so, uh... 186 00:02:37,556 --> 00:02:38,623 Dangle: Ok, so, uh... >> well, you're a real hero for 187 00:02:38,624 --> 00:02:38,657 >> well, you're a real hero for 188 00:02:38,658 --> 00:02:39,891 >> well, you're a real hero for putting up with us assholes. 189 00:02:39,892 --> 00:02:39,924 Putting up with us assholes. 190 00:02:39,925 --> 00:02:40,958 Putting up with us assholes. Dangle: Yeah. Congratulations. 191 00:02:40,959 --> 00:02:40,991 Dangle: Yeah. Congratulations. 192 00:02:40,992 --> 00:02:42,293 Dangle: Yeah. Congratulations. Oh, your commendation medal is 193 00:02:42,294 --> 00:02:42,327 Oh, your commendation medal is 194 00:02:42,328 --> 00:02:43,394 Oh, your commendation medal is flying in... 195 00:02:43,395 --> 00:02:43,428 Flying in... 196 00:02:43,429 --> 00:02:44,128 Flying in... Kimball: Well, thank you. 197 00:02:44,129 --> 00:02:44,162 Kimball: Well, thank you. 198 00:02:44,163 --> 00:02:46,197 Kimball: Well, thank you. >> from planet I give a fuck. 199 00:02:52,071 --> 00:02:53,405 >> got another 911 call about 200 00:02:53,406 --> 00:02:53,438 >> got another 911 call about 201 00:02:53,439 --> 00:02:55,006 >> got another 911 call about big mike. One of the neighbors 202 00:02:55,007 --> 00:02:55,039 Big mike. One of the neighbors 203 00:02:55,040 --> 00:02:56,407 Big mike. One of the neighbors called. Sheriff's department! 204 00:02:56,408 --> 00:02:56,441 Called. Sheriff's department! 205 00:02:56,442 --> 00:02:57,875 Called. Sheriff's department! Kimball: Oh, my lord. 206 00:02:57,876 --> 00:02:57,908 Kimball: Oh, my lord. 207 00:02:57,909 --> 00:03:00,111 Kimball: Oh, my lord. >> oh, jesus christ. Mike, what 208 00:03:00,112 --> 00:03:00,144 >> oh, jesus christ. Mike, what 209 00:03:00,145 --> 00:03:01,580 >> oh, jesus christ. Mike, what happened. Mike? Mike? 210 00:03:01,581 --> 00:03:01,613 Happened. Mike? Mike? 211 00:03:01,614 --> 00:03:02,280 Happened. Mike? Mike? >> all right, mike, put that 212 00:03:02,281 --> 00:03:02,313 >> all right, mike, put that 213 00:03:02,314 --> 00:03:02,981 >> all right, mike, put that down. 214 00:03:02,982 --> 00:03:03,014 Down. 215 00:03:03,015 --> 00:03:03,614 Down. Dangle: Easy. Easy peasy 216 00:03:03,615 --> 00:03:03,647 Dangle: Easy. Easy peasy 217 00:03:03,648 --> 00:03:04,449 Dangle: Easy. Easy peasy japanesey. 218 00:03:04,450 --> 00:03:04,482 Japanesey. 219 00:03:04,483 --> 00:03:05,249 Japanesey. >> I don't know if you want to 220 00:03:05,250 --> 00:03:05,282 >> I don't know if you want to 221 00:03:05,283 --> 00:03:06,017 >> I don't know if you want to touch that now, sir. I think 222 00:03:06,018 --> 00:03:06,050 Touch that now, sir. I think 223 00:03:06,051 --> 00:03:06,984 Touch that now, sir. I think it's best we don't touch it. 224 00:03:06,985 --> 00:03:07,017 It's best we don't touch it. 225 00:03:07,018 --> 00:03:08,019 It's best we don't touch it. Mike: I feel cold. 226 00:03:08,020 --> 00:03:08,052 Mike: I feel cold. 227 00:03:08,053 --> 00:03:08,787 Mike: I feel cold. >> here we go. Let's warm up 228 00:03:08,788 --> 00:03:08,820 >> here we go. Let's warm up 229 00:03:08,821 --> 00:03:09,587 >> here we go. Let's warm up mike. We'll warm up mike. Here 230 00:03:09,588 --> 00:03:09,620 Mike. We'll warm up mike. Here 231 00:03:09,621 --> 00:03:10,488 Mike. We'll warm up mike. Here we go. 232 00:03:10,489 --> 00:03:10,522 We go. 233 00:03:10,523 --> 00:03:11,355 We go. >> I'm gonna give you just a 234 00:03:11,356 --> 00:03:11,389 >> I'm gonna give you just a 235 00:03:11,390 --> 00:03:12,323 >> I'm gonna give you just a little hug, ok? 236 00:03:12,324 --> 00:03:12,357 Little hug, ok? 237 00:03:12,358 --> 00:03:13,291 Little hug, ok? Mike: What's your name? 238 00:03:13,292 --> 00:03:13,324 Mike: What's your name? 239 00:03:13,325 --> 00:03:14,426 Mike: What's your name? >> my name is deputy kimball, 240 00:03:14,427 --> 00:03:14,459 >> my name is deputy kimball, 241 00:03:14,460 --> 00:03:15,426 >> my name is deputy kimball, and it's gonna be all right. 242 00:03:15,427 --> 00:03:15,460 And it's gonna be all right. 243 00:03:15,461 --> 00:03:16,828 And it's gonna be all right. >> where they been hiding you? 244 00:03:16,829 --> 00:03:16,861 >> where they been hiding you? 245 00:03:16,862 --> 00:03:19,230 >> where they been hiding you? >> mike, ok, she's doing this 246 00:03:19,231 --> 00:03:19,263 >> mike, ok, she's doing this 247 00:03:19,264 --> 00:03:20,097 >> mike, ok, she's doing this just for warmth. 248 00:03:20,098 --> 00:03:20,130 Just for warmth. 249 00:03:20,131 --> 00:03:20,898 Just for warmth. >> they've been hiding me far 250 00:03:20,899 --> 00:03:20,932 >> they've been hiding me far 251 00:03:20,933 --> 00:03:21,733 >> they've been hiding me far away from you because-- 252 00:03:21,734 --> 00:03:21,766 Away from you because-- 253 00:03:21,767 --> 00:03:22,800 Away from you because-- >> here, hug me. Hug me for 254 00:03:22,801 --> 00:03:22,834 >> here, hug me. Hug me for 255 00:03:22,835 --> 00:03:24,402 >> here, hug me. Hug me for warmth. Hug me for warmth. Mike! 256 00:03:24,403 --> 00:03:24,435 Warmth. Hug me for warmth. Mike! 257 00:03:24,436 --> 00:03:25,370 Warmth. Hug me for warmth. Mike! Mike! Mike! Hug me for warmth, 258 00:03:25,371 --> 00:03:25,403 Mike! Mike! Hug me for warmth, 259 00:03:25,404 --> 00:03:26,237 Mike! Mike! Hug me for warmth, mike. 260 00:03:26,238 --> 00:03:26,270 Mike. 261 00:03:26,271 --> 00:03:27,439 Mike. >> tell me the truth. 262 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:27,472 >> tell me the truth. 263 00:03:27,473 --> 00:03:28,172 >> tell me the truth. >> yeah. 264 00:03:28,173 --> 00:03:28,206 >> yeah. 265 00:03:28,207 --> 00:03:29,974 >> yeah. >> there's a dart in my head. 266 00:03:29,975 --> 00:03:30,007 >> there's a dart in my head. 267 00:03:30,008 --> 00:03:31,609 >> there's a dart in my head. >> mike, there's a dart in your 268 00:03:31,610 --> 00:03:31,642 >> mike, there's a dart in your 269 00:03:31,643 --> 00:03:32,477 >> mike, there's a dart in your head. 270 00:03:32,478 --> 00:03:32,510 Head. 271 00:03:32,511 --> 00:03:33,344 Head. >> goddamn it. 272 00:03:33,345 --> 00:03:33,377 >> goddamn it. 273 00:03:33,378 --> 00:03:34,179 >> goddamn it. >> it's in there pretty good. 274 00:03:34,180 --> 00:03:34,212 >> it's in there pretty good. 275 00:03:34,213 --> 00:03:35,079 >> it's in there pretty good. >> I knew that fucker. 276 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:35,112 >> I knew that fucker. 277 00:03:35,113 --> 00:03:36,348 >> I knew that fucker. >> yeah. Can you feel that? 278 00:03:36,349 --> 00:03:36,381 >> yeah. Can you feel that? 279 00:03:36,382 --> 00:03:37,582 >> yeah. Can you feel that? >> nope. 280 00:03:37,583 --> 00:03:37,615 >> nope. 281 00:03:37,616 --> 00:03:38,516 >> nope. >> you can't feel it at all? 282 00:03:38,517 --> 00:03:38,549 >> you can't feel it at all? 283 00:03:38,550 --> 00:03:39,584 >> you can't feel it at all? >> can't feel a darn thing. 284 00:03:39,585 --> 00:03:39,617 >> can't feel a darn thing. 285 00:03:39,618 --> 00:03:40,418 >> can't feel a darn thing. >> it's in there really, really 286 00:03:40,419 --> 00:03:40,452 >> it's in there really, really 287 00:03:40,453 --> 00:03:41,619 >> it's in there really, really good, ok? 288 00:03:41,620 --> 00:03:41,653 Good, ok? 289 00:03:41,654 --> 00:03:42,120 Good, ok? >> let me see. 290 00:03:42,121 --> 00:03:42,153 >> let me see. 291 00:03:42,154 --> 00:03:43,688 >> let me see. Dangle: Gentle. Gentle. It's in 292 00:03:43,689 --> 00:03:43,722 Dangle: Gentle. Gentle. It's in 293 00:03:43,723 --> 00:03:47,158 Dangle: Gentle. Gentle. It's in there real good. He seems fine 294 00:03:47,159 --> 00:03:47,192 There real good. He seems fine 295 00:03:47,193 --> 00:03:48,459 There real good. He seems fine to me. I can't tell. I don't see 296 00:03:48,460 --> 00:03:48,493 To me. I can't tell. I don't see 297 00:03:48,494 --> 00:03:49,394 To me. I can't tell. I don't see what the difference is. 298 00:03:49,395 --> 00:03:49,427 What the difference is. 299 00:03:49,428 --> 00:03:51,096 What the difference is. >> well... 300 00:03:51,097 --> 00:03:51,129 >> well... 301 00:03:51,130 --> 00:03:52,563 >> well... >> can you feel that at all? 302 00:03:52,564 --> 00:03:52,597 >> can you feel that at all? 303 00:03:52,598 --> 00:03:53,798 >> can you feel that at all? >> I can feel a slight numbing 304 00:03:53,799 --> 00:03:53,831 >> I can feel a slight numbing 305 00:03:53,832 --> 00:03:55,433 >> I can feel a slight numbing sensation. 306 00:03:55,434 --> 00:03:55,466 Sensation. 307 00:03:55,467 --> 00:03:56,133 Sensation. >> you feel a slight numbing 308 00:03:56,134 --> 00:03:56,167 >> you feel a slight numbing 309 00:03:56,168 --> 00:03:56,968 >> you feel a slight numbing sensation? 310 00:03:56,969 --> 00:03:57,001 Sensation? 311 00:03:57,002 --> 00:03:57,868 Sensation? >> yeah, around in here. 312 00:03:57,869 --> 00:03:57,902 >> yeah, around in here. 313 00:03:57,903 --> 00:03:59,337 >> yeah, around in here. >> sir. 314 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:08,846 Wiegel: Raineesha and I got 315 00:04:08,847 --> 00:04:08,880 Wiegel: Raineesha and I got 316 00:04:08,881 --> 00:04:11,015 Wiegel: Raineesha and I got assigned to stakeout duty, so 317 00:04:11,016 --> 00:04:11,048 Assigned to stakeout duty, so 318 00:04:11,049 --> 00:04:12,182 Assigned to stakeout duty, so we're staking out this guy 319 00:04:12,183 --> 00:04:12,216 We're staking out this guy 320 00:04:12,217 --> 00:04:13,184 We're staking out this guy hector. He's a known drug 321 00:04:13,185 --> 00:04:13,218 Hector. He's a known drug 322 00:04:13,219 --> 00:04:13,918 Hector. He's a known drug dealer. 323 00:04:13,919 --> 00:04:13,952 Dealer. 324 00:04:13,953 --> 00:04:16,287 Dealer. We're just sort of hanging out 325 00:04:16,288 --> 00:04:16,320 We're just sort of hanging out 326 00:04:16,321 --> 00:04:17,322 We're just sort of hanging out waiting for some sort of 327 00:04:17,323 --> 00:04:17,355 Waiting for some sort of 328 00:04:17,356 --> 00:04:18,790 Waiting for some sort of evidence to come along. 329 00:04:18,791 --> 00:04:18,823 Evidence to come along. 330 00:04:18,824 --> 00:04:21,159 Evidence to come along. [telephone rings] 331 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:21,192 [telephone rings] 332 00:04:21,193 --> 00:04:23,061 [telephone rings] hector: Yeah? 333 00:04:23,062 --> 00:04:23,094 Hector: Yeah? 334 00:04:23,095 --> 00:04:24,462 Hector: Yeah? Woman: [breathy voice] hi, baby. 335 00:04:24,463 --> 00:04:24,496 Woman: [breathy voice] hi, baby. 336 00:04:24,497 --> 00:04:25,229 Woman: [breathy voice] hi, baby. Wiegel: Hold on, he's getting 337 00:04:25,230 --> 00:04:25,262 Wiegel: Hold on, he's getting 338 00:04:25,263 --> 00:04:25,863 Wiegel: Hold on, he's getting another phone call. 339 00:04:25,864 --> 00:04:25,897 Another phone call. 340 00:04:25,898 --> 00:04:26,631 Another phone call. Hector: Hey, sweetie. What's 341 00:04:26,632 --> 00:04:26,665 Hector: Hey, sweetie. What's 342 00:04:26,666 --> 00:04:27,431 Hector: Hey, sweetie. What's goin' on? 343 00:04:27,432 --> 00:04:27,465 Goin' on? 344 00:04:27,466 --> 00:04:28,266 Goin' on? >> what are you wearing? 345 00:04:28,267 --> 00:04:28,299 >> what are you wearing? 346 00:04:28,300 --> 00:04:29,133 >> what are you wearing? Wiegel: Who's he calling? 347 00:04:29,134 --> 00:04:29,166 Wiegel: Who's he calling? 348 00:04:29,167 --> 00:04:30,335 Wiegel: Who's he calling? [woman laughs] 349 00:04:30,336 --> 00:04:30,368 [woman laughs] 350 00:04:30,369 --> 00:04:31,202 [woman laughs] hector: I'm wearing your smell. 351 00:04:31,203 --> 00:04:31,235 Hector: I'm wearing your smell. 352 00:04:31,236 --> 00:04:33,037 Hector: I'm wearing your smell. Woman: Oh... 353 00:04:33,038 --> 00:04:33,070 Woman: Oh... 354 00:04:33,071 --> 00:04:33,972 Woman: Oh... Hector: You know what you're 355 00:04:33,973 --> 00:04:34,005 Hector: You know what you're 356 00:04:34,006 --> 00:04:34,805 Hector: You know what you're like naked? 357 00:04:34,806 --> 00:04:34,839 Like naked? 358 00:04:34,840 --> 00:04:36,107 Like naked? Woman: What? 359 00:04:36,108 --> 00:04:36,141 Woman: What? 360 00:04:36,142 --> 00:04:37,075 Woman: What? Hector: You're like a night in 361 00:04:37,076 --> 00:04:37,108 Hector: You're like a night in 362 00:04:37,109 --> 00:04:38,008 Hector: You're like a night in cuba. 363 00:04:38,009 --> 00:04:38,042 Cuba. 364 00:04:38,043 --> 00:04:38,976 Cuba. Woman: Really? 365 00:04:38,977 --> 00:04:39,010 Woman: Really? 366 00:04:39,011 --> 00:04:39,811 Woman: Really? Wiegel: Aww... 367 00:04:39,812 --> 00:04:39,844 Wiegel: Aww... 368 00:04:39,845 --> 00:04:40,711 Wiegel: Aww... Hector: You have vines and stars 369 00:04:40,712 --> 00:04:40,745 Hector: You have vines and stars 370 00:04:40,746 --> 00:04:41,613 Hector: You have vines and stars in your hair. 371 00:04:41,614 --> 00:04:41,646 In your hair. 372 00:04:41,647 --> 00:04:42,814 In your hair. Woman: You are so special to me. 373 00:04:42,815 --> 00:04:42,847 Woman: You are so special to me. 374 00:04:42,848 --> 00:04:43,814 Woman: You are so special to me. No one's ever talked to me that 375 00:04:43,815 --> 00:04:43,847 No one's ever talked to me that 376 00:04:43,848 --> 00:04:44,816 No one's ever talked to me that way. 377 00:04:44,817 --> 00:04:44,849 Way. 378 00:04:44,850 --> 00:04:45,617 Way. Hector: You gonna sit on me? 379 00:04:45,618 --> 00:04:45,650 Hector: You gonna sit on me? 380 00:04:45,651 --> 00:04:46,751 Hector: You gonna sit on me? Woman: I'm gonna sit on you, 381 00:04:46,752 --> 00:04:46,784 Woman: I'm gonna sit on you, 382 00:04:46,785 --> 00:04:47,985 Woman: I'm gonna sit on you, baby, so hard. Yeah. 383 00:04:47,986 --> 00:04:48,019 Baby, so hard. Yeah. 384 00:04:48,020 --> 00:04:49,320 Baby, so hard. Yeah. [hector chuckles] 385 00:04:49,321 --> 00:04:49,353 [hector chuckles] 386 00:04:49,354 --> 00:04:50,455 [hector chuckles] [doorbell rings] 387 00:04:50,456 --> 00:04:50,488 [doorbell rings] 388 00:04:50,489 --> 00:04:52,490 [doorbell rings] woman: Is someone at your door? 389 00:04:52,491 --> 00:04:52,523 Woman: Is someone at your door? 390 00:04:52,524 --> 00:04:53,958 Woman: Is someone at your door? Hector: Yeah. You know what? I 391 00:04:53,959 --> 00:04:53,992 Hector: Yeah. You know what? I 392 00:04:53,993 --> 00:04:55,159 Hector: Yeah. You know what? I ordered a domino's. Can I call 393 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:55,192 Ordered a domino's. Can I call 394 00:04:55,193 --> 00:04:55,927 Ordered a domino's. Can I call you back? 395 00:04:55,928 --> 00:04:55,960 You back? 396 00:04:55,961 --> 00:04:57,228 You back? Woman: Yeah, baby, call me back. 397 00:04:57,229 --> 00:04:57,261 Woman: Yeah, baby, call me back. 398 00:04:57,262 --> 00:05:00,731 Woman: Yeah, baby, call me back. Second woman: Hello? 399 00:05:00,732 --> 00:05:00,764 Second woman: Hello? 400 00:05:00,765 --> 00:05:01,966 Second woman: Hello? You leave me standing out there! 401 00:05:01,967 --> 00:05:02,000 You leave me standing out there! 402 00:05:02,001 --> 00:05:02,767 You leave me standing out there! Hector: No, I'm not leaving you 403 00:05:02,768 --> 00:05:02,800 Hector: No, I'm not leaving you 404 00:05:02,801 --> 00:05:03,468 Hector: No, I'm not leaving you standing. You scared me. You 405 00:05:03,469 --> 00:05:03,501 Standing. You scared me. You 406 00:05:03,502 --> 00:05:04,368 Standing. You scared me. You freaked me out. 407 00:05:04,369 --> 00:05:04,402 Freaked me out. 408 00:05:04,403 --> 00:05:05,102 Freaked me out. Second woman: You should give me 409 00:05:05,103 --> 00:05:05,136 Second woman: You should give me 410 00:05:05,137 --> 00:05:05,870 Second woman: You should give me a key. 411 00:05:05,871 --> 00:05:05,904 A key. 412 00:05:05,905 --> 00:05:06,704 A key. Hector: I'm not giving you-- 413 00:05:06,705 --> 00:05:06,737 Hector: I'm not giving you-- 414 00:05:06,738 --> 00:05:08,306 Hector: I'm not giving you-- where's the car? 415 00:05:08,307 --> 00:05:08,339 Where's the car? 416 00:05:08,340 --> 00:05:09,541 Where's the car? Woman: The car's fine. Here's 417 00:05:09,542 --> 00:05:09,574 Woman: The car's fine. Here's 418 00:05:09,575 --> 00:05:11,276 Woman: The car's fine. Here's your tacos! 419 00:05:11,277 --> 00:05:11,309 Your tacos! 420 00:05:11,310 --> 00:05:13,344 Your tacos! >> hey, hey. Hey, what'd I miss? 421 00:05:13,345 --> 00:05:13,378 >> hey, hey. Hey, what'd I miss? 422 00:05:13,379 --> 00:05:14,412 >> hey, hey. Hey, what'd I miss? >> grab a chair. 423 00:05:14,413 --> 00:05:14,445 >> grab a chair. 424 00:05:14,446 --> 00:05:15,813 >> grab a chair. >> ok. 425 00:05:15,814 --> 00:05:15,846 >> ok. 426 00:05:15,847 --> 00:05:16,981 >> ok. >> girl, all hell been breakin' 427 00:05:16,982 --> 00:05:17,014 >> girl, all hell been breakin' 428 00:05:17,015 --> 00:05:17,882 >> girl, all hell been breakin' loose. 429 00:05:17,883 --> 00:05:17,915 Loose. 430 00:05:17,916 --> 00:05:20,552 Loose. >> he's--he's dating the one 431 00:05:20,553 --> 00:05:20,585 >> he's--he's dating the one 432 00:05:20,586 --> 00:05:21,552 >> he's--he's dating the one girl... 433 00:05:21,553 --> 00:05:21,585 Girl... 434 00:05:21,586 --> 00:05:22,753 Girl... >> he got a baby mama. 435 00:05:22,754 --> 00:05:22,786 >> he got a baby mama. 436 00:05:22,787 --> 00:05:24,422 >> he got a baby mama. >> now he's dating the other 437 00:05:24,423 --> 00:05:24,456 >> now he's dating the other 438 00:05:24,457 --> 00:05:25,356 >> now he's dating the other girl... 439 00:05:25,357 --> 00:05:25,389 Girl... 440 00:05:25,390 --> 00:05:26,091 Girl... >> that's the pregnant one? 441 00:05:26,092 --> 00:05:26,124 >> that's the pregnant one? 442 00:05:26,125 --> 00:05:26,924 >> that's the pregnant one? >> this is the pregnant one. 443 00:05:26,925 --> 00:05:26,958 >> this is the pregnant one. 444 00:05:26,959 --> 00:05:28,726 >> this is the pregnant one. Here, scooch up so you can see. 445 00:05:28,727 --> 00:05:28,759 Here, scooch up so you can see. 446 00:05:28,760 --> 00:05:29,928 Here, scooch up so you can see. Hector: Wow, you're heavy. 447 00:05:29,929 --> 00:05:29,961 Hector: Wow, you're heavy. 448 00:05:29,962 --> 00:05:32,130 Hector: Wow, you're heavy. Woman: Do you have any idea how 449 00:05:32,131 --> 00:05:32,163 Woman: Do you have any idea how 450 00:05:32,164 --> 00:05:34,198 Woman: Do you have any idea how uncomfortable I am? Very 451 00:05:34,199 --> 00:05:34,231 Uncomfortable I am? Very 452 00:05:34,232 --> 00:05:36,033 Uncomfortable I am? Very uncomfortable. 453 00:05:36,034 --> 00:05:36,067 Uncomfortable. 454 00:05:36,068 --> 00:05:36,868 Uncomfortable. Hector: How pretty. You know 455 00:05:36,869 --> 00:05:36,901 Hector: How pretty. You know 456 00:05:36,902 --> 00:05:37,968 Hector: How pretty. You know what you look like? 457 00:05:37,969 --> 00:05:38,002 What you look like? 458 00:05:38,003 --> 00:05:38,736 What you look like? Woman: Who? 459 00:05:38,737 --> 00:05:38,770 Woman: Who? 460 00:05:38,771 --> 00:05:39,504 Woman: Who? Hector: You look like a night in 461 00:05:39,505 --> 00:05:39,537 Hector: You look like a night in 462 00:05:39,538 --> 00:05:40,237 Hector: You look like a night in cuba. 463 00:05:40,238 --> 00:05:40,271 Cuba. 464 00:05:40,272 --> 00:05:41,139 Cuba. Woman: Ha ha ha. What's that 465 00:05:41,140 --> 00:05:41,172 Woman: Ha ha ha. What's that 466 00:05:41,173 --> 00:05:41,806 Woman: Ha ha ha. What's that mean? 467 00:05:41,807 --> 00:05:41,839 Mean? 468 00:05:41,840 --> 00:05:42,640 Mean? >> wait a minute, that's what he 469 00:05:42,641 --> 00:05:42,674 >> wait a minute, that's what he 470 00:05:42,675 --> 00:05:43,441 >> wait a minute, that's what he said to that other girl. "you 471 00:05:43,442 --> 00:05:43,474 Said to that other girl. "you 472 00:05:43,475 --> 00:05:44,208 Said to that other girl. "you look like a night in cuba." 473 00:05:44,209 --> 00:05:44,242 Look like a night in cuba." 474 00:05:44,243 --> 00:05:44,876 Look like a night in cuba." [telephone rings] 475 00:05:44,877 --> 00:05:44,909 [telephone rings] 476 00:05:44,910 --> 00:05:45,643 [telephone rings] woman: You don't think I look 477 00:05:45,644 --> 00:05:45,676 Woman: You don't think I look 478 00:05:45,677 --> 00:05:46,478 Woman: You don't think I look fat? 479 00:05:46,479 --> 00:05:46,511 Fat? 480 00:05:46,512 --> 00:05:47,278 Fat? Hector: Hello? 481 00:05:47,279 --> 00:05:47,311 Hector: Hello? 482 00:05:47,312 --> 00:05:48,613 Hector: Hello? Woman on phone: Hey, baby. I'm 483 00:05:48,614 --> 00:05:48,646 Woman on phone: Hey, baby. I'm 484 00:05:48,647 --> 00:05:49,814 Woman on phone: Hey, baby. I'm coming up around the corner. 485 00:05:49,815 --> 00:05:49,847 Coming up around the corner. 486 00:05:49,848 --> 00:05:50,482 Coming up around the corner. Wiegel: Oh, my god. 487 00:05:50,483 --> 00:05:50,515 Wiegel: Oh, my god. 488 00:05:50,516 --> 00:05:51,282 Wiegel: Oh, my god. Williams: It's about to go down 489 00:05:51,283 --> 00:05:51,315 Williams: It's about to go down 490 00:05:51,316 --> 00:05:52,083 Williams: It's about to go down now. 491 00:05:52,084 --> 00:05:52,117 Now. 492 00:05:52,118 --> 00:05:53,017 Now. Hector: Do me a favor, ok? 493 00:05:53,018 --> 00:05:53,050 Hector: Do me a favor, ok? 494 00:05:53,051 --> 00:05:54,052 Hector: Do me a favor, ok? Go get me some imodium. 495 00:05:54,053 --> 00:05:54,085 Go get me some imodium. 496 00:05:54,086 --> 00:05:54,919 Go get me some imodium. Woman: What?! 497 00:05:54,920 --> 00:05:54,952 Woman: What?! 498 00:05:54,953 --> 00:05:55,587 Woman: What?! Hector: Go get me-- 499 00:05:55,588 --> 00:05:55,620 Hector: Go get me-- 500 00:05:55,621 --> 00:05:56,454 Hector: Go get me-- woman: What?! I just got here. I 501 00:05:56,455 --> 00:05:56,487 Woman: What?! I just got here. I 502 00:05:56,488 --> 00:05:57,721 Woman: What?! I just got here. I want to eat the tacos! 503 00:05:57,722 --> 00:05:57,755 Want to eat the tacos! 504 00:05:57,756 --> 00:05:58,489 Want to eat the tacos! >> she looks like she's no older 505 00:05:58,490 --> 00:05:58,522 >> she looks like she's no older 506 00:05:58,523 --> 00:05:59,491 >> she looks like she's no older than-- 507 00:05:59,492 --> 00:05:59,524 Than-- 508 00:05:59,525 --> 00:06:00,558 Than-- >> no, no. Then see, he turns. 509 00:06:00,559 --> 00:06:00,591 >> no, no. Then see, he turns. 510 00:06:00,592 --> 00:06:01,659 >> no, no. Then see, he turns. Then he turns again, and he gets 511 00:06:01,660 --> 00:06:01,692 Then he turns again, and he gets 512 00:06:01,693 --> 00:06:02,560 Then he turns again, and he gets all sweet. And that's when you 513 00:06:02,561 --> 00:06:02,593 All sweet. And that's when you 514 00:06:02,594 --> 00:06:03,294 All sweet. And that's when you go, "oh, he's not that bad." 515 00:06:03,295 --> 00:06:03,328 Go, "oh, he's not that bad." 516 00:06:03,329 --> 00:06:04,428 Go, "oh, he's not that bad." woman: Cherry? 517 00:06:04,429 --> 00:06:04,462 Woman: Cherry? 518 00:06:04,463 --> 00:06:05,363 Woman: Cherry? Hector: Yeah. Get me some toilet 519 00:06:05,364 --> 00:06:05,396 Hector: Yeah. Get me some toilet 520 00:06:05,397 --> 00:06:06,163 Hector: Yeah. Get me some toilet paper, too. 521 00:06:06,164 --> 00:06:06,197 Paper, too. 522 00:06:06,198 --> 00:06:07,298 Paper, too. >> you know what? This is just 523 00:06:07,299 --> 00:06:07,331 >> you know what? This is just 524 00:06:07,332 --> 00:06:09,467 >> you know what? This is just like a man. They reel you in, 525 00:06:09,468 --> 00:06:09,500 Like a man. They reel you in, 526 00:06:09,501 --> 00:06:10,668 Like a man. They reel you in, they give you a little sweet 527 00:06:10,669 --> 00:06:10,702 They give you a little sweet 528 00:06:10,703 --> 00:06:11,702 They give you a little sweet talk, and then they disappoint 529 00:06:11,703 --> 00:06:11,736 Talk, and then they disappoint 530 00:06:11,737 --> 00:06:12,704 Talk, and then they disappoint you. 531 00:06:12,705 --> 00:06:12,737 You. 532 00:06:12,738 --> 00:06:13,738 You. Hector: Get me toilet paper and, 533 00:06:13,739 --> 00:06:13,771 Hector: Get me toilet paper and, 534 00:06:13,772 --> 00:06:17,141 Hector: Get me toilet paper and, uh...Get me in touch magazine. 535 00:06:17,142 --> 00:06:17,174 Uh...Get me in touch magazine. 536 00:06:17,175 --> 00:06:18,343 Uh...Get me in touch magazine. Woman: In touch magazine? 537 00:06:18,344 --> 00:06:18,376 Woman: In touch magazine? 538 00:06:18,377 --> 00:06:19,176 Woman: In touch magazine? Hector: Yeah. 539 00:06:19,177 --> 00:06:19,210 Hector: Yeah. 540 00:06:19,211 --> 00:06:20,178 Hector: Yeah. Woman: Why do you want in touch? 541 00:06:20,179 --> 00:06:20,211 Woman: Why do you want in touch? 542 00:06:20,212 --> 00:06:21,011 Woman: Why do you want in touch? Hector: Because I want to know 543 00:06:21,012 --> 00:06:21,045 Hector: Because I want to know 544 00:06:21,046 --> 00:06:22,312 Hector: Because I want to know about kevin federline. 545 00:06:22,313 --> 00:06:22,346 About kevin federline. 546 00:06:22,347 --> 00:06:23,381 About kevin federline. Woman: Ok. 547 00:06:29,421 --> 00:06:30,321 >> you ever hear that joke about 548 00:06:30,322 --> 00:06:30,354 >> you ever hear that joke about 549 00:06:30,355 --> 00:06:32,991 >> you ever hear that joke about the chinese guy that came in and 550 00:06:32,992 --> 00:06:33,024 The chinese guy that came in and 551 00:06:33,025 --> 00:06:35,292 The chinese guy that came in and asked his wife for a 69? 552 00:06:42,401 --> 00:06:43,801 >> oh, and didn't she mistake it 553 00:06:43,802 --> 00:06:43,835 >> oh, and didn't she mistake it 554 00:06:43,836 --> 00:06:45,670 >> oh, and didn't she mistake it for a food order of some kind, 555 00:06:45,671 --> 00:06:45,703 For a food order of some kind, 556 00:06:45,704 --> 00:06:46,937 For a food order of some kind, like a restaurant order? 557 00:06:46,938 --> 00:06:46,971 Like a restaurant order? 558 00:06:46,972 --> 00:06:49,507 Like a restaurant order? Is that what happens? 559 00:06:49,508 --> 00:06:49,540 Is that what happens? 560 00:06:49,541 --> 00:06:51,142 Is that what happens? >> yeah, 'cause they got the 561 00:06:51,143 --> 00:06:51,175 >> yeah, 'cause they got the 562 00:06:51,176 --> 00:06:51,976 >> yeah, 'cause they got the menus. 563 00:06:51,977 --> 00:06:52,009 Menus. 564 00:06:52,010 --> 00:06:52,777 Menus. >> yeah, yeah. They got the 565 00:06:52,778 --> 00:06:52,810 >> yeah, yeah. They got the 566 00:06:52,811 --> 00:06:53,611 >> yeah, yeah. They got the menus with numbers, and she, 567 00:06:53,612 --> 00:06:53,645 Menus with numbers, and she, 568 00:06:53,646 --> 00:06:55,580 Menus with numbers, and she, yeah. I'm sure it's funny. 569 00:06:55,581 --> 00:06:55,613 Yeah. I'm sure it's funny. 570 00:06:55,614 --> 00:06:56,981 Yeah. I'm sure it's funny. I'm sure it's funny. 571 00:06:56,982 --> 00:06:57,014 I'm sure it's funny. 572 00:06:57,015 --> 00:06:59,917 I'm sure it's funny. >> it's a real good joke. 573 00:06:59,918 --> 00:06:59,950 >> it's a real good joke. 574 00:06:59,951 --> 00:07:01,752 >> it's a real good joke. >> you want to go back and tell 575 00:07:01,753 --> 00:07:01,785 >> you want to go back and tell 576 00:07:01,786 --> 00:07:02,587 >> you want to go back and tell it, and I'll act like I don't 577 00:07:02,588 --> 00:07:02,620 It, and I'll act like I don't 578 00:07:02,621 --> 00:07:03,287 It, and I'll act like I don't know where it's gonna go? 579 00:07:03,288 --> 00:07:03,320 Know where it's gonna go? 580 00:07:03,321 --> 00:07:04,122 Know where it's gonna go? >> no, 'cause you know. It's, 581 00:07:04,123 --> 00:07:04,155 >> no, 'cause you know. It's, 582 00:07:04,156 --> 00:07:04,956 >> no, 'cause you know. It's, you know-- 583 00:07:04,957 --> 00:07:04,989 You know-- 584 00:07:04,990 --> 00:07:06,057 You know-- >> no, no. Go ahead and tell it. 585 00:07:06,058 --> 00:07:06,090 >> no, no. Go ahead and tell it. 586 00:07:06,091 --> 00:07:06,924 >> no, no. Go ahead and tell it. I'll act like-- 587 00:07:06,925 --> 00:07:06,957 I'll act like-- 588 00:07:06,958 --> 00:07:09,593 I'll act like-- now I feel like you're mad. 589 00:07:12,697 --> 00:07:13,965 >> yeah. Yeah. 590 00:07:13,966 --> 00:07:13,998 >> yeah. Yeah. 591 00:07:13,999 --> 00:07:15,733 >> yeah. Yeah. Man: Is there a, uh, problem? 592 00:07:15,734 --> 00:07:15,767 Man: Is there a, uh, problem? 593 00:07:15,768 --> 00:07:18,335 Man: Is there a, uh, problem? >> well, sir, we've been getting 594 00:07:18,336 --> 00:07:18,369 >> well, sir, we've been getting 595 00:07:18,370 --> 00:07:19,770 >> well, sir, we've been getting reports from some of the women 596 00:07:19,771 --> 00:07:19,803 Reports from some of the women 597 00:07:19,804 --> 00:07:21,172 Reports from some of the women here you've been groping them in 598 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:22,039 Here you've been groping them in the gorge back there. 599 00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:22,072 The gorge back there. 600 00:07:22,073 --> 00:07:23,807 The gorge back there. Man: What's happening is there 601 00:07:23,808 --> 00:07:23,841 Man: What's happening is there 602 00:07:23,842 --> 00:07:24,709 Man: What's happening is there have been some bewitchments 603 00:07:24,710 --> 00:07:24,742 Have been some bewitchments 604 00:07:24,743 --> 00:07:26,110 Have been some bewitchments around here, and I was simply 605 00:07:26,111 --> 00:07:26,143 Around here, and I was simply 606 00:07:26,144 --> 00:07:27,745 Around here, and I was simply checking them for the devil's 607 00:07:27,746 --> 00:07:27,778 Checking them for the devil's 608 00:07:27,779 --> 00:07:29,180 Checking them for the devil's mark. You know, the devil leaves 609 00:07:29,181 --> 00:07:29,214 Mark. You know, the devil leaves 610 00:07:29,215 --> 00:07:31,382 Mark. You know, the devil leaves an extra nipple to his acolytes 611 00:07:31,383 --> 00:07:31,415 An extra nipple to his acolytes 612 00:07:31,416 --> 00:07:34,318 An extra nipple to his acolytes once they take part in a black 613 00:07:34,319 --> 00:07:34,352 Once they take part in a black 614 00:07:34,353 --> 00:07:36,053 Once they take part in a black mass, and I was making sure that 615 00:07:36,054 --> 00:07:36,087 Mass, and I was making sure that 616 00:07:36,088 --> 00:07:37,922 Mass, and I was making sure that they didn't have an extra nipple 617 00:07:37,923 --> 00:07:37,956 They didn't have an extra nipple 618 00:07:37,957 --> 00:07:40,058 They didn't have an extra nipple around the breastal or crotchal 619 00:07:40,059 --> 00:07:40,091 Around the breastal or crotchal 620 00:07:40,092 --> 00:07:41,225 Around the breastal or crotchal area. 621 00:07:41,226 --> 00:07:41,258 Area. 622 00:07:41,259 --> 00:07:42,093 Area. Jones: Come on, man, you have no 623 00:07:42,094 --> 00:07:42,126 Jones: Come on, man, you have no 624 00:07:42,127 --> 00:07:44,228 Jones: Come on, man, you have no argument. You and your little 625 00:07:44,229 --> 00:07:44,261 Argument. You and your little 626 00:07:44,262 --> 00:07:45,796 Argument. You and your little geeky, spazzy, dweeby friends 627 00:07:45,797 --> 00:07:45,829 Geeky, spazzy, dweeby friends 628 00:07:45,830 --> 00:07:47,699 Geeky, spazzy, dweeby friends come out here every year and 629 00:07:47,700 --> 00:07:47,732 Come out here every year and 630 00:07:47,733 --> 00:07:49,100 Come out here every year and wear this shitty stupid--aaah! 631 00:07:49,101 --> 00:07:49,133 Wear this shitty stupid--aaah! 632 00:07:49,134 --> 00:07:50,868 Wear this shitty stupid--aaah! The damn thing was on my foot. 633 00:07:50,869 --> 00:07:50,902 The damn thing was on my foot. 634 00:07:50,903 --> 00:07:51,836 The damn thing was on my foot. Dangle: Sheriff of nottingham's 635 00:07:51,837 --> 00:07:51,869 Dangle: Sheriff of nottingham's 636 00:07:51,870 --> 00:07:53,071 Dangle: Sheriff of nottingham's department. 637 00:07:56,308 --> 00:07:57,475 Sheriff of nottingham's 638 00:07:57,476 --> 00:07:57,508 Sheriff of nottingham's 639 00:07:57,509 --> 00:07:58,509 Sheriff of nottingham's department. What be-eth the 640 00:07:58,510 --> 00:07:58,543 Department. What be-eth the 641 00:07:58,544 --> 00:07:59,543 Department. What be-eth the problem? 642 00:07:59,544 --> 00:07:59,577 Problem? 643 00:07:59,578 --> 00:08:02,513 Problem? Man: This spaniard and nubian 644 00:08:02,514 --> 00:08:02,547 Man: This spaniard and nubian 645 00:08:02,548 --> 00:08:04,048 Man: This spaniard and nubian have come into our village and 646 00:08:04,049 --> 00:08:04,082 Have come into our village and 647 00:08:04,083 --> 00:08:06,517 Have come into our village and are preventing me from stopping 648 00:08:06,518 --> 00:08:06,550 Are preventing me from stopping 649 00:08:06,551 --> 00:08:08,853 Are preventing me from stopping a plague of satanic-- 650 00:08:08,854 --> 00:08:08,886 A plague of satanic-- 651 00:08:08,887 --> 00:08:09,887 A plague of satanic-- >> uh, jim? Jim, can I talk-- 652 00:08:09,888 --> 00:08:09,921 >> uh, jim? Jim, can I talk-- 653 00:08:09,922 --> 00:08:11,088 >> uh, jim? Jim, can I talk-- dangle: This spaniard and this 654 00:08:11,089 --> 00:08:11,122 Dangle: This spaniard and this 655 00:08:11,123 --> 00:08:13,357 Dangle: This spaniard and this hearty moor are beknownst to me. 656 00:08:13,358 --> 00:08:13,391 Hearty moor are beknownst to me. 657 00:08:13,392 --> 00:08:15,493 Hearty moor are beknownst to me. They cometh from thousands of 658 00:08:15,494 --> 00:08:15,526 They cometh from thousands of 659 00:08:15,527 --> 00:08:16,694 They cometh from thousands of years in the future. 660 00:08:16,695 --> 00:08:16,727 Years in the future. 661 00:08:16,728 --> 00:08:17,828 Years in the future. Man: And I don't recognize the 662 00:08:17,829 --> 00:08:17,862 Man: And I don't recognize the 663 00:08:17,863 --> 00:08:19,630 Man: And I don't recognize the bewitchment that brought them 664 00:08:19,631 --> 00:08:19,663 Bewitchment that brought them 665 00:08:19,664 --> 00:08:20,598 Bewitchment that brought them here. 666 00:08:20,599 --> 00:08:20,631 Here. 667 00:08:20,632 --> 00:08:21,398 Here. Dangle: [quietly] guy? 668 00:08:21,399 --> 00:08:21,432 Dangle: [quietly] guy? 669 00:08:21,433 --> 00:08:22,166 Dangle: [quietly] guy? >> yeah. 670 00:08:22,167 --> 00:08:22,200 >> yeah. 671 00:08:22,201 --> 00:08:24,669 >> yeah. >> when we're at the ren faire, 672 00:08:24,670 --> 00:08:24,702 >> when we're at the ren faire, 673 00:08:24,703 --> 00:08:27,104 >> when we're at the ren faire, I'm--I'm ron merryquiver from 674 00:08:27,105 --> 00:08:27,137 I'm--I'm ron merryquiver from 675 00:08:27,138 --> 00:08:28,706 I'm--I'm ron merryquiver from the sheriff of nottingham's 676 00:08:28,707 --> 00:08:28,739 The sheriff of nottingham's 677 00:08:28,740 --> 00:08:31,642 The sheriff of nottingham's department. Ok? So, like, 678 00:08:31,643 --> 00:08:31,676 Department. Ok? So, like, 679 00:08:31,677 --> 00:08:35,213 Department. Ok? So, like, respect that. Fine! And yet, 680 00:08:35,214 --> 00:08:35,246 Respect that. Fine! And yet, 681 00:08:35,247 --> 00:08:37,615 Respect that. Fine! And yet, with your gropery, you have 682 00:08:37,616 --> 00:08:37,648 With your gropery, you have 683 00:08:37,649 --> 00:08:39,551 With your gropery, you have besmirched the good name of 684 00:08:39,552 --> 00:08:39,584 Besmirched the good name of 685 00:08:39,585 --> 00:08:41,118 Besmirched the good name of knights everywhere and verily 686 00:08:41,119 --> 00:08:41,152 Knights everywhere and verily 687 00:08:41,153 --> 00:08:42,486 Knights everywhere and verily arthur himself. 688 00:08:42,487 --> 00:08:42,520 Arthur himself. 689 00:08:42,521 --> 00:08:45,156 Arthur himself. Man: I will honor his bailiwick. 690 00:08:45,157 --> 00:08:45,189 Man: I will honor his bailiwick. 691 00:08:45,190 --> 00:08:46,257 Man: I will honor his bailiwick. Dangle: Into the stock with 692 00:08:46,258 --> 00:08:46,290 Dangle: Into the stock with 693 00:08:46,291 --> 00:08:47,225 Dangle: Into the stock with thee! 694 00:08:47,226 --> 00:08:47,258 Thee! 695 00:08:47,259 --> 00:08:48,960 Thee! Man: Um, I-- 696 00:08:48,961 --> 00:08:48,993 Man: Um, I-- 697 00:08:48,994 --> 00:08:49,593 Man: Um, I-- >> were you really groping 698 00:08:49,594 --> 00:08:49,627 >> were you really groping 699 00:08:49,628 --> 00:08:50,395 >> were you really groping girls, seriously? 700 00:08:50,396 --> 00:08:50,428 Girls, seriously? 701 00:08:50,429 --> 00:08:51,362 Girls, seriously? Man: Well-- 702 00:08:51,363 --> 00:08:51,395 Man: Well-- 703 00:08:51,396 --> 00:08:52,430 Man: Well-- >> 'cause you know, like, I'm 704 00:08:52,431 --> 00:08:52,463 >> 'cause you know, like, I'm 705 00:08:52,464 --> 00:08:53,531 >> 'cause you know, like, I'm really--when I'm not here, I'm 706 00:08:53,532 --> 00:08:53,564 Really--when I'm not here, I'm 707 00:08:53,565 --> 00:08:54,599 Really--when I'm not here, I'm really a cop for real. 708 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:54,632 Really a cop for real. 709 00:08:54,633 --> 00:08:56,167 Really a cop for real. Man: Oh. Well, then I wasn't. 710 00:08:56,168 --> 00:08:56,200 Man: Oh. Well, then I wasn't. 711 00:08:56,201 --> 00:08:57,268 Man: Oh. Well, then I wasn't. >> but you kinda were. 712 00:08:57,269 --> 00:08:57,301 >> but you kinda were. 713 00:08:57,302 --> 00:08:58,769 >> but you kinda were. Man: Maybe. 714 00:08:58,770 --> 00:08:58,802 Man: Maybe. 715 00:08:58,803 --> 00:09:00,704 Man: Maybe. >> fine. Now let us throw our 716 00:09:00,705 --> 00:09:00,738 >> fine. Now let us throw our 717 00:09:00,739 --> 00:09:01,873 >> fine. Now let us throw our most rotten of vegetables at 718 00:09:01,874 --> 00:09:01,906 Most rotten of vegetables at 719 00:09:01,907 --> 00:09:03,341 Most rotten of vegetables at this specimen. 720 00:09:03,342 --> 00:09:03,374 This specimen. 721 00:09:03,375 --> 00:09:06,477 This specimen. [siren] 722 00:09:07,946 --> 00:09:12,283 [siren] 723 00:09:12,284 --> 00:09:12,316 [siren] 724 00:09:12,317 --> 00:09:14,419 [siren] dangle: Uh-oh. Talk to me. 725 00:09:14,420 --> 00:09:14,452 Dangle: Uh-oh. Talk to me. 726 00:09:14,453 --> 00:09:16,154 Dangle: Uh-oh. Talk to me. Junior: Scram, spam! 727 00:09:16,155 --> 00:09:16,187 Junior: Scram, spam! 728 00:09:16,188 --> 00:09:19,958 Junior: Scram, spam! All: Eww! 729 00:09:19,959 --> 00:09:19,991 All: Eww! 730 00:09:19,992 --> 00:09:21,058 All: Eww! Dangle: Today we're testing out 731 00:09:21,059 --> 00:09:21,091 Dangle: Today we're testing out 732 00:09:21,092 --> 00:09:23,661 Dangle: Today we're testing out the jaws of life here. The jaws 733 00:09:23,662 --> 00:09:23,694 The jaws of life here. The jaws 734 00:09:23,695 --> 00:09:25,263 The jaws of life here. The jaws of life is a very important 735 00:09:25,264 --> 00:09:25,296 Of life is a very important 736 00:09:25,297 --> 00:09:27,498 Of life is a very important emergency personnel tool. 737 00:09:27,499 --> 00:09:27,532 Emergency personnel tool. 738 00:09:27,533 --> 00:09:30,167 Emergency personnel tool. [all cheer] 739 00:09:30,168 --> 00:09:30,200 [all cheer] 740 00:09:30,201 --> 00:09:31,135 [all cheer] jones: Ooh, I'd like a nice cold 741 00:09:31,136 --> 00:09:31,169 Jones: Ooh, I'd like a nice cold 742 00:09:31,170 --> 00:09:33,271 Jones: Ooh, I'd like a nice cold one. How 'bout a nice cold one? 743 00:09:33,272 --> 00:09:33,304 One. How 'bout a nice cold one? 744 00:09:33,305 --> 00:09:34,639 One. How 'bout a nice cold one? Junior: The classic struggle of 745 00:09:34,640 --> 00:09:34,672 Junior: The classic struggle of 746 00:09:34,673 --> 00:09:36,574 Junior: The classic struggle of man versus ketchup. 747 00:09:36,575 --> 00:09:36,607 Man versus ketchup. 748 00:09:36,608 --> 00:09:43,581 Man versus ketchup. [all cheer] 749 00:09:43,582 --> 00:09:43,614 [all cheer] 750 00:09:43,615 --> 00:09:44,715 [all cheer] >> we have this little petty 751 00:09:44,716 --> 00:09:44,748 >> we have this little petty 752 00:09:44,749 --> 00:09:47,117 >> we have this little petty cash box, and honestly, uh, we 753 00:09:47,118 --> 00:09:47,151 Cash box, and honestly, uh, we 754 00:09:47,152 --> 00:09:49,587 Cash box, and honestly, uh, we forgot the combination, so... 755 00:09:49,588 --> 00:09:49,620 Forgot the combination, so... 756 00:09:49,621 --> 00:09:51,222 Forgot the combination, so... Junior: Clear! 757 00:09:57,562 --> 00:09:58,462 Johnson: Ok, well, now we still 758 00:09:58,463 --> 00:09:58,496 Johnson: Ok, well, now we still 759 00:09:58,497 --> 00:09:59,964 Johnson: Ok, well, now we still can't get to the money, junior. 760 00:09:59,965 --> 00:09:59,997 Can't get to the money, junior. 761 00:09:59,998 --> 00:10:02,166 Can't get to the money, junior. Kimball: What do we use this 762 00:10:02,167 --> 00:10:02,199 Kimball: What do we use this 763 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:04,302 Kimball: What do we use this for again, like, for real? 764 00:10:09,341 --> 00:10:12,676 >> uh, so my ex-wife and her new 765 00:10:12,677 --> 00:10:12,709 >> uh, so my ex-wife and her new 766 00:10:12,710 --> 00:10:15,379 >> uh, so my ex-wife and her new hubby are having an anniversary 767 00:10:15,380 --> 00:10:15,413 Hubby are having an anniversary 768 00:10:15,414 --> 00:10:17,181 Hubby are having an anniversary party. 769 00:10:17,182 --> 00:10:17,215 Party. 770 00:10:17,216 --> 00:10:18,315 Party. [rings doorbell] 771 00:10:18,316 --> 00:10:18,348 [rings doorbell] 772 00:10:18,349 --> 00:10:19,650 [rings doorbell] gonna be nothing but squares. 773 00:10:19,651 --> 00:10:19,684 Gonna be nothing but squares. 774 00:10:19,685 --> 00:10:22,686 Gonna be nothing but squares. Woman: He's here. 775 00:10:22,687 --> 00:10:22,720 Woman: He's here. 776 00:10:22,721 --> 00:10:23,620 Woman: He's here. >> hey, deb. 777 00:10:23,621 --> 00:10:23,654 >> hey, deb. 778 00:10:23,655 --> 00:10:26,724 >> hey, deb. Deb: Hi. 779 00:10:26,725 --> 00:10:26,758 Deb: Hi. 780 00:10:26,759 --> 00:10:28,593 Deb: Hi. >> ok. Hey. 781 00:10:28,594 --> 00:10:28,626 >> ok. Hey. 782 00:10:28,627 --> 00:10:30,027 >> ok. Hey. Deb: Hi. Good to see you. 783 00:10:30,028 --> 00:10:30,060 Deb: Hi. Good to see you. 784 00:10:30,061 --> 00:10:31,228 Deb: Hi. Good to see you. >> good to see you, too. Good to 785 00:10:31,229 --> 00:10:31,261 >> good to see you, too. Good to 786 00:10:31,262 --> 00:10:32,196 >> good to see you, too. Good to see you, too. 787 00:10:32,197 --> 00:10:32,229 See you, too. 788 00:10:32,230 --> 00:10:33,397 See you, too. >> there he is! 789 00:10:33,398 --> 00:10:33,430 >> there he is! 790 00:10:33,431 --> 00:10:36,234 >> there he is! Man: What? 791 00:10:36,235 --> 00:10:36,267 Man: What? 792 00:10:36,268 --> 00:10:38,002 Man: What? >> "what" is what he says. 793 00:10:38,003 --> 00:10:38,036 >> "what" is what he says. 794 00:10:38,037 --> 00:10:38,936 >> "what" is what he says. >> come over here. 795 00:10:38,937 --> 00:10:38,969 >> come over here. 796 00:10:38,970 --> 00:10:40,504 >> come over here. >> he says, "what." ha ha ha ha. 797 00:10:40,505 --> 00:10:40,537 >> he says, "what." ha ha ha ha. 798 00:10:40,538 --> 00:10:41,372 >> he says, "what." ha ha ha ha. >> give it to me. 799 00:10:41,373 --> 00:10:41,405 >> give it to me. 800 00:10:41,406 --> 00:10:42,205 >> give it to me. >> ha ha ha! 801 00:10:42,206 --> 00:10:42,239 >> ha ha ha! 802 00:10:42,240 --> 00:10:43,407 >> ha ha ha! >> how've you been? 803 00:10:43,408 --> 00:10:43,441 >> how've you been? 804 00:10:43,442 --> 00:10:44,575 >> how've you been? >> ah, somebody's been workin' 805 00:10:44,576 --> 00:10:44,608 >> ah, somebody's been workin' 806 00:10:44,609 --> 00:10:45,343 >> ah, somebody's been workin' out. 807 00:10:45,344 --> 00:10:45,376 Out. 808 00:10:45,377 --> 00:10:47,378 Out. >> oh, yeah. Sit down. 809 00:10:47,379 --> 00:10:47,411 >> oh, yeah. Sit down. 810 00:10:47,412 --> 00:10:48,245 >> oh, yeah. Sit down. >> who's been bronzing? 811 00:10:48,246 --> 00:10:48,278 >> who's been bronzing? 812 00:10:48,279 --> 00:10:50,281 >> who's been bronzing? >> me! 813 00:10:50,282 --> 00:10:50,314 >> me! 814 00:10:50,315 --> 00:10:51,049 >> me! Deb: You look so great. 815 00:10:51,050 --> 00:10:51,082 Deb: You look so great. 816 00:10:51,083 --> 00:10:52,149 Deb: You look so great. >> beautiful. 817 00:10:52,150 --> 00:10:52,182 >> beautiful. 818 00:10:52,183 --> 00:10:52,984 >> beautiful. >> can you tell? 819 00:10:52,985 --> 00:10:53,017 >> can you tell? 820 00:10:53,018 --> 00:10:55,052 >> can you tell? >> a beautiful bronze god. Bain 821 00:10:55,053 --> 00:10:55,085 >> a beautiful bronze god. Bain 822 00:10:55,086 --> 00:10:56,120 >> a beautiful bronze god. Bain de soleil for that st. Tropez 823 00:10:56,121 --> 00:10:56,153 De soleil for that st. Tropez 824 00:10:56,154 --> 00:10:57,021 De soleil for that st. Tropez tan. 825 00:10:57,022 --> 00:10:57,055 Tan. 826 00:10:57,056 --> 00:10:57,888 Tan. >> if there were any other 827 00:10:57,889 --> 00:10:57,922 >> if there were any other 828 00:10:57,923 --> 00:10:58,656 >> if there were any other ladies here, we'd have to make 829 00:10:58,657 --> 00:10:58,689 Ladies here, we'd have to make 830 00:10:58,690 --> 00:11:00,724 Ladies here, we'd have to make sure that they...Didn't attack 831 00:11:00,725 --> 00:11:00,757 Sure that they...Didn't attack 832 00:11:00,758 --> 00:11:03,794 Sure that they...Didn't attack you. 833 00:11:03,795 --> 00:11:03,828 You. 834 00:11:03,829 --> 00:11:05,296 You. Dangle: Am I the first one? I'm 835 00:11:05,297 --> 00:11:05,329 Dangle: Am I the first one? I'm 836 00:11:05,330 --> 00:11:06,330 Dangle: Am I the first one? I'm the first one. I'm the early 837 00:11:06,331 --> 00:11:06,363 The first one. I'm the early 838 00:11:06,364 --> 00:11:07,098 The first one. I'm the early bird, I guess. 839 00:11:07,099 --> 00:11:07,131 Bird, I guess. 840 00:11:07,132 --> 00:11:07,832 Bird, I guess. Man: You're the one. 841 00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:07,865 Man: You're the one. 842 00:11:07,866 --> 00:11:08,565 Man: You're the one. >> you're the one. 843 00:11:08,566 --> 00:11:08,599 >> you're the one. 844 00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:09,533 >> you're the one. >> I'm the only guest. 845 00:11:09,534 --> 00:11:09,567 >> I'm the only guest. 846 00:11:09,568 --> 00:11:10,334 >> I'm the only guest. >> you're the guest of honor. 847 00:11:10,335 --> 00:11:10,367 >> you're the guest of honor. 848 00:11:10,368 --> 00:11:12,169 >> you're the guest of honor. >> I'm the guest of honor. 849 00:11:12,170 --> 00:11:12,202 >> I'm the guest of honor. 850 00:11:12,203 --> 00:11:13,404 >> I'm the guest of honor. >> leslie insisted. 851 00:11:13,405 --> 00:11:13,437 >> leslie insisted. 852 00:11:13,438 --> 00:11:14,906 >> leslie insisted. >> oh. 853 00:11:14,907 --> 00:11:14,939 >> oh. 854 00:11:14,940 --> 00:11:15,873 >> oh. >> happy our anniversary. 855 00:11:15,874 --> 00:11:15,906 >> happy our anniversary. 856 00:11:15,907 --> 00:11:17,141 >> happy our anniversary. >> isn't that sweet? Happy your 857 00:11:17,142 --> 00:11:17,175 >> isn't that sweet? Happy your 858 00:11:17,176 --> 00:11:18,609 >> isn't that sweet? Happy your anniversary, and I'm the only 859 00:11:18,610 --> 00:11:18,642 Anniversary, and I'm the only 860 00:11:18,643 --> 00:11:19,677 Anniversary, and I'm the only guest. How... 861 00:11:19,678 --> 00:11:19,710 Guest. How... 862 00:11:19,711 --> 00:11:22,012 Guest. How... >> it's--well...So how've you 863 00:11:22,013 --> 00:11:22,046 >> it's--well...So how've you 864 00:11:22,047 --> 00:11:22,880 >> it's--well...So how've you been? 865 00:11:22,881 --> 00:11:22,914 Been? 866 00:11:22,915 --> 00:11:24,615 Been? >> fine. Wonderfully fine. 867 00:11:24,616 --> 00:11:24,649 >> fine. Wonderfully fine. 868 00:11:24,650 --> 00:11:26,250 >> fine. Wonderfully fine. How's your mom doing? 869 00:11:28,653 --> 00:11:30,687 >> my mom's dead. 870 00:11:37,962 --> 00:11:44,301 >> "l-o-l, brenda14. Christian 871 00:11:44,302 --> 00:11:44,335 >> "l-o-l, brenda14. Christian 872 00:11:44,336 --> 00:11:50,842 >> "l-o-l, brenda14. Christian bale is my number one q-t, too. 873 00:11:50,843 --> 00:11:50,875 Bale is my number one q-t, too. 874 00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:53,711 Bale is my number one q-t, too. P-l-o-s." that means, "parents 875 00:11:53,712 --> 00:11:53,744 P-l-o-s." that means, "parents 876 00:11:53,745 --> 00:11:55,846 P-l-o-s." that means, "parents looking over my shoulder." so 877 00:11:55,847 --> 00:11:55,880 Looking over my shoulder." so 878 00:11:55,881 --> 00:11:57,381 Looking over my shoulder." so what we do here to sometimes 879 00:11:57,382 --> 00:11:57,415 What we do here to sometimes 880 00:11:57,416 --> 00:11:59,584 What we do here to sometimes sting these internet pedophile 881 00:11:59,585 --> 00:11:59,617 Sting these internet pedophile 882 00:11:59,618 --> 00:12:01,853 Sting these internet pedophile predators is we do, like, a 883 00:12:01,854 --> 00:12:01,886 Predators is we do, like, a 884 00:12:01,887 --> 00:12:03,588 Predators is we do, like, a stakeout. We go to chat rooms, 885 00:12:03,589 --> 00:12:03,621 Stakeout. We go to chat rooms, 886 00:12:03,622 --> 00:12:06,090 Stakeout. We go to chat rooms, we pretend that we are one of 887 00:12:06,091 --> 00:12:06,123 We pretend that we are one of 888 00:12:06,124 --> 00:12:07,624 We pretend that we are one of the other teenage girls that go 889 00:12:07,625 --> 00:12:07,657 The other teenage girls that go 890 00:12:07,658 --> 00:12:09,726 The other teenage girls that go to these sites, and we just 891 00:12:09,727 --> 00:12:09,760 To these sites, and we just 892 00:12:09,761 --> 00:12:11,095 To these sites, and we just wait, lay in wait for these 893 00:12:11,096 --> 00:12:11,128 Wait, lay in wait for these 894 00:12:11,129 --> 00:12:13,263 Wait, lay in wait for these awful fellas to come and kind 895 00:12:13,264 --> 00:12:13,296 Awful fellas to come and kind 896 00:12:13,297 --> 00:12:15,799 Awful fellas to come and kind of make their move. I got a 897 00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:15,833 Of make their move. I got a 898 00:12:15,834 --> 00:12:19,837 Of make their move. I got a character named t-tammy-wet-14. 899 00:12:19,838 --> 00:12:19,870 Character named t-tammy-wet-14. 900 00:12:19,871 --> 00:12:24,808 Character named t-tammy-wet-14. Oh, here's our boy. "hey, ray. 901 00:12:24,809 --> 00:12:24,842 Oh, here's our boy. "hey, ray. 902 00:12:24,843 --> 00:12:32,483 Oh, here's our boy. "hey, ray. You're early today. You get off 903 00:12:32,484 --> 00:12:32,516 You're early today. You get off 904 00:12:32,517 --> 00:12:38,789 You're early today. You get off early? Wink. Dot, dot, dot. J-k, 905 00:12:38,790 --> 00:12:38,823 Early? Wink. Dot, dot, dot. J-k, 906 00:12:38,824 --> 00:12:44,795 Early? Wink. Dot, dot, dot. J-k, smiley face. Oh, you are at 907 00:12:44,796 --> 00:12:44,828 Smiley face. Oh, you are at 908 00:12:44,829 --> 00:12:51,969 Smiley face. Oh, you are at work. You are bad. N-I-f-o-c." 909 00:12:51,970 --> 00:12:52,003 Work. You are bad. N-I-f-o-c." 910 00:12:52,004 --> 00:12:53,270 Work. You are bad. N-I-f-o-c." "naked in front of the 911 00:12:53,271 --> 00:12:53,304 "naked in front of the 912 00:12:53,305 --> 00:12:59,010 "naked in front of the computer." "when do we f2f?" 913 00:12:59,011 --> 00:12:59,043 Computer." "when do we f2f?" 914 00:12:59,044 --> 00:13:02,546 Computer." "when do we f2f?" that means meet face to face. "I 915 00:13:02,547 --> 00:13:02,580 That means meet face to face. "I 916 00:13:02,581 --> 00:13:09,052 That means meet face to face. "I don't even know your real name. 917 00:13:09,053 --> 00:13:09,086 Don't even know your real name. 918 00:13:09,087 --> 00:13:22,967 Don't even know your real name. G-f?" ray fritzman? Freeze, ray! 919 00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:23,000 G-f?" ray fritzman? Freeze, ray! 920 00:13:23,001 --> 00:13:23,767 G-f?" ray fritzman? Freeze, ray! Freeze! 921 00:13:23,768 --> 00:13:23,800 Freeze! 922 00:13:23,801 --> 00:13:24,468 Freeze! >> whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 923 00:13:24,469 --> 00:13:24,501 >> whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 924 00:13:24,502 --> 00:13:25,336 >> whoa! Whoa! Whoa! >> you just stay right there, 925 00:13:25,337 --> 00:13:25,369 >> you just stay right there, 926 00:13:25,370 --> 00:13:27,138 >> you just stay right there, you son of a bitch. 6'2", my 927 00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:27,171 You son of a bitch. 6'2", my 928 00:13:27,172 --> 00:13:29,106 You son of a bitch. 6'2", my ass. Somebody, go get him. 929 00:13:32,945 --> 00:13:35,345 [knock on door] 930 00:13:35,346 --> 00:13:35,379 [knock on door] 931 00:13:35,380 --> 00:13:37,447 [knock on door] >> is that like a secret knock? 932 00:13:37,448 --> 00:13:37,481 >> is that like a secret knock? 933 00:13:37,482 --> 00:13:39,050 >> is that like a secret knock? >> come here, you sexy thing. 934 00:13:39,051 --> 00:13:39,083 >> come here, you sexy thing. 935 00:13:39,084 --> 00:13:41,452 >> come here, you sexy thing. >> ew! He's got juice from the 936 00:13:41,453 --> 00:13:41,485 >> ew! He's got juice from the 937 00:13:41,486 --> 00:13:43,153 >> ew! He's got juice from the other pregnant lady on him! 938 00:13:43,154 --> 00:13:43,187 Other pregnant lady on him! 939 00:13:43,188 --> 00:13:44,989 Other pregnant lady on him! >> remember that movie I was 940 00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:45,022 >> remember that movie I was 941 00:13:45,023 --> 00:13:45,656 >> remember that movie I was telling you about? 942 00:13:45,657 --> 00:13:45,689 Telling you about? 943 00:13:45,690 --> 00:13:47,725 Telling you about? >> yes. 944 00:13:47,726 --> 00:13:47,758 >> yes. 945 00:13:47,759 --> 00:13:49,193 >> yes. >> it's going. 946 00:13:49,194 --> 00:13:49,226 >> it's going. 947 00:13:49,227 --> 00:13:53,864 >> it's going. >> do I get to play josephina? 948 00:13:53,865 --> 00:13:53,897 >> do I get to play josephina? 949 00:13:53,898 --> 00:13:54,965 >> do I get to play josephina? >> you can play whatever you 950 00:13:54,966 --> 00:13:54,998 >> you can play whatever you 951 00:13:54,999 --> 00:13:55,866 >> you can play whatever you want. Remember, it's like an art 952 00:13:55,867 --> 00:13:55,899 Want. Remember, it's like an art 953 00:13:55,900 --> 00:13:58,302 Want. Remember, it's like an art film, it's like a drama film, 954 00:13:58,303 --> 00:13:58,335 Film, it's like a drama film, 955 00:13:58,336 --> 00:13:59,636 Film, it's like a drama film, but it's really mostly a porno 956 00:13:59,637 --> 00:13:59,670 But it's really mostly a porno 957 00:13:59,671 --> 00:14:00,538 But it's really mostly a porno movie. 958 00:14:00,539 --> 00:14:00,571 Movie. 959 00:14:00,572 --> 00:14:01,304 Movie. >> right. Right. 960 00:14:01,305 --> 00:14:01,338 >> right. Right. 961 00:14:01,339 --> 00:14:02,473 >> right. Right. >> it's called misthair. 962 00:14:02,474 --> 00:14:02,506 >> it's called misthair. 963 00:14:02,507 --> 00:14:05,008 >> it's called misthair. >> ew, like cirque du soleil. 964 00:14:05,009 --> 00:14:05,042 >> ew, like cirque du soleil. 965 00:14:05,043 --> 00:14:06,477 >> ew, like cirque du soleil. >> no. No. No. No. No. No. 966 00:14:06,478 --> 00:14:06,510 >> no. No. No. No. No. No. 967 00:14:06,511 --> 00:14:08,645 >> no. No. No. No. No. No. Misthair. It's like "mist," and 968 00:14:08,646 --> 00:14:08,678 Misthair. It's like "mist," and 969 00:14:08,679 --> 00:14:10,147 Misthair. It's like "mist," and "hair." 970 00:14:10,148 --> 00:14:10,180 "hair." 971 00:14:10,181 --> 00:14:12,549 "hair." >> so, are people hairy in it? 972 00:14:12,550 --> 00:14:12,582 >> so, are people hairy in it? 973 00:14:12,583 --> 00:14:13,851 >> so, are people hairy in it? >> one person. 974 00:14:13,852 --> 00:14:13,884 >> one person. 975 00:14:13,885 --> 00:14:15,786 >> one person. >> she's a whore. A whore. 976 00:14:15,787 --> 00:14:15,819 >> she's a whore. A whore. 977 00:14:15,820 --> 00:14:16,854 >> she's a whore. A whore. >> she's a whore. 978 00:14:16,855 --> 00:14:16,887 >> she's a whore. 979 00:14:16,888 --> 00:14:19,823 >> she's a whore. >> ok. Let me bite that lip. 980 00:14:19,824 --> 00:14:19,856 >> ok. Let me bite that lip. 981 00:14:19,857 --> 00:14:21,525 >> ok. Let me bite that lip. Remember? Mmm. Mmm. 982 00:14:21,526 --> 00:14:21,558 Remember? Mmm. Mmm. 983 00:14:21,559 --> 00:14:22,559 Remember? Mmm. Mmm. >> next thing you know, he's 984 00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:22,593 >> next thing you know, he's 985 00:14:22,594 --> 00:14:23,460 >> next thing you know, he's gonna want some pussy. 986 00:14:23,461 --> 00:14:23,493 Gonna want some pussy. 987 00:14:23,494 --> 00:14:25,229 Gonna want some pussy. >> no. No. No. He just told her 988 00:14:25,230 --> 00:14:25,263 >> no. No. No. He just told her 989 00:14:25,264 --> 00:14:26,764 >> no. No. No. He just told her to go take a shower. 990 00:14:26,765 --> 00:14:26,797 To go take a shower. 991 00:14:26,798 --> 00:14:28,432 To go take a shower. >> it's all me. It's all me. 992 00:14:28,433 --> 00:14:28,466 >> it's all me. It's all me. 993 00:14:28,467 --> 00:14:29,667 >> it's all me. It's all me. Like, I can smell me on your 994 00:14:29,668 --> 00:14:29,700 Like, I can smell me on your 995 00:14:29,701 --> 00:14:30,767 Like, I can smell me on your coat. 996 00:14:30,768 --> 00:14:30,800 Coat. 997 00:14:30,801 --> 00:14:31,568 Coat. >> ok. 998 00:14:31,569 --> 00:14:31,602 >> ok. 999 00:14:31,603 --> 00:14:32,470 >> ok. >> she's probably so full of 1000 00:14:32,471 --> 00:14:32,503 >> she's probably so full of 1001 00:14:32,504 --> 00:14:34,538 >> she's probably so full of cum juice from other guys. 1002 00:14:34,539 --> 00:14:34,571 Cum juice from other guys. 1003 00:14:34,572 --> 00:14:36,873 Cum juice from other guys. Williams: I am so pissed off. 1004 00:14:36,874 --> 00:14:36,907 Williams: I am so pissed off. 1005 00:14:36,908 --> 00:14:37,909 Williams: I am so pissed off. >> I'm coming in. I don't care 1006 00:14:37,910 --> 00:14:37,942 >> I'm coming in. I don't care 1007 00:14:37,943 --> 00:14:39,009 >> I'm coming in. I don't care if you say no. 1008 00:14:39,010 --> 00:14:39,042 If you say no. 1009 00:14:39,043 --> 00:14:39,877 If you say no. [police officers gasp] 1010 00:14:39,878 --> 00:14:39,910 [police officers gasp] 1011 00:14:39,911 --> 00:14:41,045 [police officers gasp] williams: She's back! 1012 00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:41,078 Williams: She's back! 1013 00:14:41,079 --> 00:14:42,713 Williams: She's back! >> seriously, why should I have 1014 00:14:42,714 --> 00:14:42,746 >> seriously, why should I have 1015 00:14:42,747 --> 00:14:43,447 >> seriously, why should I have to knock? 1016 00:14:43,448 --> 00:14:43,481 To knock? 1017 00:14:43,482 --> 00:14:45,716 To knock? >> oh, my god! We gotta do 1018 00:14:45,717 --> 00:14:45,749 >> oh, my god! We gotta do 1019 00:14:45,750 --> 00:14:47,418 >> oh, my god! We gotta do something. We gotta do-- 1020 00:14:47,419 --> 00:14:47,451 Something. We gotta do-- 1021 00:14:47,452 --> 00:14:49,120 Something. We gotta do-- >> she's in the shower! What if 1022 00:14:49,121 --> 00:14:49,153 >> she's in the shower! What if 1023 00:14:49,154 --> 00:14:50,054 >> she's in the shower! What if she finds out she's in the 1024 00:14:50,055 --> 00:14:50,087 She finds out she's in the 1025 00:14:50,088 --> 00:14:50,521 She finds out she's in the shower? 1026 00:14:50,522 --> 00:14:50,554 Shower? 1027 00:14:50,555 --> 00:14:51,889 Shower? >> I'm gonna call. 1028 00:14:51,890 --> 00:14:51,922 >> I'm gonna call. 1029 00:14:51,923 --> 00:14:52,957 >> I'm gonna call. [telephone rings] 1030 00:14:52,958 --> 00:14:52,990 [telephone rings] 1031 00:14:52,991 --> 00:14:53,991 [telephone rings] >> yo. 1032 00:14:53,992 --> 00:14:54,024 >> yo. 1033 00:14:54,025 --> 00:14:56,026 >> yo. >> casanova, I need you to do me 1034 00:14:56,027 --> 00:14:56,060 >> casanova, I need you to do me 1035 00:14:56,061 --> 00:14:58,195 >> casanova, I need you to do me a favor. I see you. I need you 1036 00:14:58,196 --> 00:14:58,229 A favor. I see you. I need you 1037 00:14:58,230 --> 00:15:00,364 A favor. I see you. I need you to stand up and act very calm. 1038 00:15:00,365 --> 00:15:00,398 To stand up and act very calm. 1039 00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:02,232 To stand up and act very calm. The reno sheriff's department 1040 00:15:02,233 --> 00:15:02,265 The reno sheriff's department 1041 00:15:02,266 --> 00:15:04,268 The reno sheriff's department has been peepin' out your whole 1042 00:15:04,269 --> 00:15:04,302 Has been peepin' out your whole 1043 00:15:04,303 --> 00:15:07,938 Has been peepin' out your whole game. And let us tell you what 1044 00:15:07,939 --> 00:15:07,971 Game. And let us tell you what 1045 00:15:07,972 --> 00:15:10,841 Game. And let us tell you what you gonna do, all right? You 1046 00:15:10,842 --> 00:15:10,875 You gonna do, all right? You 1047 00:15:10,876 --> 00:15:12,142 You gonna do, all right? You gonna get rid of that skank 1048 00:15:12,143 --> 00:15:12,176 Gonna get rid of that skank 1049 00:15:12,177 --> 00:15:14,645 Gonna get rid of that skank whore. You gonna ask your baby 1050 00:15:14,646 --> 00:15:14,678 Whore. You gonna ask your baby 1051 00:15:14,679 --> 00:15:19,783 Whore. You gonna ask your baby mama to do what? Marry you. And 1052 00:15:19,784 --> 00:15:19,816 Mama to do what? Marry you. And 1053 00:15:19,817 --> 00:15:21,318 Mama to do what? Marry you. And if you don't do it right now, 1054 00:15:21,319 --> 00:15:21,351 If you don't do it right now, 1055 00:15:21,352 --> 00:15:22,419 If you don't do it right now, guess where you gonna spend the 1056 00:15:22,420 --> 00:15:22,453 Guess where you gonna spend the 1057 00:15:22,454 --> 00:15:24,522 Guess where you gonna spend the night? On your knees, too. 1058 00:15:24,523 --> 00:15:24,555 Night? On your knees, too. 1059 00:15:24,556 --> 00:15:26,057 Night? On your knees, too. >> I wanna tell you something, 1060 00:15:26,058 --> 00:15:26,090 >> I wanna tell you something, 1061 00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:26,756 >> I wanna tell you something, ok? 1062 00:15:26,757 --> 00:15:26,790 Ok? 1063 00:15:26,791 --> 00:15:28,225 Ok? >> what? 1064 00:15:28,226 --> 00:15:28,258 >> what? 1065 00:15:28,259 --> 00:15:29,527 >> what? >> you complete me. 1066 00:15:29,528 --> 00:15:29,560 >> you complete me. 1067 00:15:29,561 --> 00:15:30,494 >> you complete me. Williams: Yes! 1068 00:15:30,495 --> 00:15:30,527 Williams: Yes! 1069 00:15:30,528 --> 00:15:31,395 Williams: Yes! >> what the fuck are you 1070 00:15:31,396 --> 00:15:31,428 >> what the fuck are you 1071 00:15:31,429 --> 00:15:32,195 >> what the fuck are you talking about? 1072 00:15:32,196 --> 00:15:32,229 Talking about? 1073 00:15:32,230 --> 00:15:33,864 Talking about? Williams: Go, jerry maguire! 1074 00:15:33,865 --> 00:15:33,897 Williams: Go, jerry maguire! 1075 00:15:33,898 --> 00:15:34,398 Williams: Go, jerry maguire! Yeah! 1076 00:15:34,399 --> 00:15:34,431 Yeah! 1077 00:15:34,432 --> 00:15:35,199 Yeah! >> I just meant will you marry 1078 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:35,232 >> I just meant will you marry 1079 00:15:35,233 --> 00:15:35,899 >> I just meant will you marry me? 1080 00:15:35,900 --> 00:15:35,932 Me? 1081 00:15:35,933 --> 00:15:37,535 Me? >> you wanna marry me? 1082 00:15:37,536 --> 00:15:37,568 >> you wanna marry me? 1083 00:15:37,569 --> 00:15:39,070 >> you wanna marry me? >> that's what I'm talkin' 1084 00:15:39,071 --> 00:15:39,103 >> that's what I'm talkin' 1085 00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:40,037 >> that's what I'm talkin' about. 1086 00:15:40,038 --> 00:15:40,070 About. 1087 00:15:40,071 --> 00:15:40,871 About. >> you know why? Because you're 1088 00:15:40,872 --> 00:15:40,905 >> you know why? Because you're 1089 00:15:40,906 --> 00:15:42,606 >> you know why? Because you're like a night in cuba. 1090 00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:50,247 >> hi. I'm from the reno 1091 00:15:50,248 --> 00:15:50,281 >> hi. I'm from the reno 1092 00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:51,281 >> hi. I'm from the reno sheriff's department with 1093 00:15:51,282 --> 00:15:51,314 Sheriff's department with 1094 00:15:51,315 --> 00:15:53,183 Sheriff's department with another quick quiz. Do you know 1095 00:15:53,184 --> 00:15:53,217 Another quick quiz. Do you know 1096 00:15:53,218 --> 00:15:54,751 Another quick quiz. Do you know how to accurately calculate your 1097 00:15:54,752 --> 00:15:54,784 How to accurately calculate your 1098 00:15:54,785 --> 00:15:56,620 How to accurately calculate your blood alcohol level? It's 1099 00:15:56,621 --> 00:15:56,653 Blood alcohol level? It's 1100 00:15:56,654 --> 00:15:58,588 Blood alcohol level? It's simple. Number of drinks 1101 00:15:58,589 --> 00:15:58,622 Simple. Number of drinks 1102 00:15:58,623 --> 00:16:00,757 Simple. Number of drinks multiplied by type of drinks. 1103 00:16:00,758 --> 00:16:00,791 Multiplied by type of drinks. 1104 00:16:00,792 --> 00:16:03,093 Multiplied by type of drinks. For example, one american beer, 1105 00:16:03,094 --> 00:16:03,127 For example, one american beer, 1106 00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:05,296 For example, one american beer, 2 canadian beers, and a gimlet 1107 00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:05,329 2 canadian beers, and a gimlet 1108 00:16:05,330 --> 00:16:08,933 2 canadian beers, and a gimlet is 5% times 1, 10% times 2, 1109 00:16:08,934 --> 00:16:08,966 Is 5% times 1, 10% times 2, 1110 00:16:08,967 --> 00:16:11,202 Is 5% times 1, 10% times 2, and 12% times 1. This gives 1111 00:16:11,203 --> 00:16:11,235 And 12% times 1. This gives 1112 00:16:11,236 --> 00:16:14,171 And 12% times 1. This gives you your intoxication factor of 1113 00:16:14,172 --> 00:16:14,204 You your intoxication factor of 1114 00:16:14,205 --> 00:16:16,307 You your intoxication factor of 32. Subtract this number from 1115 00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:16,340 32. Subtract this number from 1116 00:16:16,341 --> 00:16:17,808 32. Subtract this number from the amount you weigh without 1117 00:16:17,809 --> 00:16:17,841 The amount you weigh without 1118 00:16:17,842 --> 00:16:19,943 The amount you weigh without shoes or a belt. For every hour 1119 00:16:19,944 --> 00:16:19,977 Shoes or a belt. For every hour 1120 00:16:19,978 --> 00:16:21,211 Shoes or a belt. For every hour in which you've consumed one 1121 00:16:21,212 --> 00:16:21,244 In which you've consumed one 1122 00:16:21,245 --> 00:16:24,115 In which you've consumed one drink, subtract 5, and bingo, 1123 00:16:24,116 --> 00:16:24,148 Drink, subtract 5, and bingo, 1124 00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:26,349 Drink, subtract 5, and bingo, you know your blood alcohol 1125 00:16:26,350 --> 00:16:26,417 You know your blood alcohol 1126 00:16:26,418 --> 00:16:27,451 You know your blood alcohol level. It's easy, especially 1127 00:16:27,452 --> 00:16:27,485 Level. It's easy, especially 1128 00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:28,552 Level. It's easy, especially when you consider that anything 1129 00:16:28,553 --> 00:16:28,585 When you consider that anything 1130 00:16:28,586 --> 00:16:33,357 When you consider that anything above 8/10 can get you 6 months. 1131 00:16:37,528 --> 00:16:38,228 >> thanks for coming to our 1132 00:16:38,229 --> 00:16:38,262 >> thanks for coming to our 1133 00:16:38,263 --> 00:16:39,596 >> thanks for coming to our party. 1134 00:16:39,597 --> 00:16:39,630 Party. 1135 00:16:39,631 --> 00:16:41,231 Party. >> it's a swell party. It's a 1136 00:16:41,232 --> 00:16:41,264 >> it's a swell party. It's a 1137 00:16:41,265 --> 00:16:42,499 >> it's a swell party. It's a swell party. 1138 00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:42,533 Swell party. 1139 00:16:42,534 --> 00:16:43,867 Swell party. >> really, really nice. 1140 00:16:43,868 --> 00:16:43,901 >> really, really nice. 1141 00:16:43,902 --> 00:16:45,335 >> really, really nice. >> the tchotchkes look good. 1142 00:16:45,336 --> 00:16:45,369 >> the tchotchkes look good. 1143 00:16:45,370 --> 00:16:46,770 >> the tchotchkes look good. >> thank you. Well, we were 1144 00:16:46,771 --> 00:16:46,803 >> thank you. Well, we were 1145 00:16:46,804 --> 00:16:48,172 >> thank you. Well, we were thinking--I was trying to get-- 1146 00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:48,205 Thinking--I was trying to get-- 1147 00:16:48,206 --> 00:16:49,339 Thinking--I was trying to get-- >> is that a new, uh... 1148 00:16:49,340 --> 00:16:49,373 >> is that a new, uh... 1149 00:16:49,374 --> 00:16:51,174 >> is that a new, uh... >> lladro. Mm-hmm. 1150 00:16:51,175 --> 00:16:51,208 >> lladro. Mm-hmm. 1151 00:16:51,209 --> 00:16:52,209 >> lladro. Mm-hmm. >> I bought that one, the one 1152 00:16:52,210 --> 00:16:52,242 >> I bought that one, the one 1153 00:16:52,243 --> 00:16:53,177 >> I bought that one, the one where he's praying. 1154 00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:53,210 Where he's praying. 1155 00:16:53,211 --> 00:16:54,745 Where he's praying. >> for a baby. We've been 1156 00:16:54,746 --> 00:16:54,778 >> for a baby. We've been 1157 00:16:54,779 --> 00:16:56,613 >> for a baby. We've been really--we've been trying to get 1158 00:16:56,614 --> 00:16:56,647 Really--we've been trying to get 1159 00:16:56,648 --> 00:16:58,148 Really--we've been trying to get pregnant. I mean, I've been 1160 00:16:58,149 --> 00:16:58,181 Pregnant. I mean, I've been 1161 00:16:58,182 --> 00:16:59,517 Pregnant. I mean, I've been trying to get you to get me 1162 00:16:59,518 --> 00:16:59,550 Trying to get you to get me 1163 00:16:59,551 --> 00:17:00,717 Trying to get you to get me pregnant. 1164 00:17:00,718 --> 00:17:00,751 Pregnant. 1165 00:17:00,752 --> 00:17:03,287 Pregnant. >> we're trying and trying. 1166 00:17:07,458 --> 00:17:08,392 >> the tchotchkes look good. 1167 00:17:08,393 --> 00:17:08,425 >> the tchotchkes look good. 1168 00:17:08,426 --> 00:17:09,192 >> the tchotchkes look good. >> yeah. 1169 00:17:09,193 --> 00:17:09,226 >> yeah. 1170 00:17:09,227 --> 00:17:09,994 >> yeah. >> a strawberry. 1171 00:17:09,995 --> 00:17:10,027 >> a strawberry. 1172 00:17:10,028 --> 00:17:10,761 >> a strawberry. >> how's everything at the 1173 00:17:10,762 --> 00:17:10,795 >> how's everything at the 1174 00:17:10,796 --> 00:17:11,295 >> how's everything at the store? 1175 00:17:11,296 --> 00:17:11,328 Store? 1176 00:17:11,329 --> 00:17:12,796 Store? >> oh, it's good. It's busy. 1177 00:17:12,797 --> 00:17:12,829 >> oh, it's good. It's busy. 1178 00:17:12,830 --> 00:17:14,031 >> oh, it's good. It's busy. >> yeah? I haven't been in in 1179 00:17:14,032 --> 00:17:14,064 >> yeah? I haven't been in in 1180 00:17:14,065 --> 00:17:14,831 >> yeah? I haven't been in in almost... 1181 00:17:14,832 --> 00:17:14,865 Almost... 1182 00:17:14,866 --> 00:17:15,633 Almost... >> I know, it's been a couple 1183 00:17:15,634 --> 00:17:15,666 >> I know, it's been a couple 1184 00:17:15,667 --> 00:17:16,367 >> I know, it's been a couple weeks. 1185 00:17:16,368 --> 00:17:16,400 Weeks. 1186 00:17:16,401 --> 00:17:18,169 Weeks. >> well, a week and a half. 1187 00:17:18,170 --> 00:17:18,202 >> well, a week and a half. 1188 00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:19,203 >> well, a week and a half. >> I'm saving that give me a 1189 00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:19,236 >> I'm saving that give me a 1190 00:17:19,237 --> 00:17:20,270 >> I'm saving that give me a break lunchbox for you. 1191 00:17:20,271 --> 00:17:20,303 Break lunchbox for you. 1192 00:17:20,304 --> 00:17:21,238 Break lunchbox for you. >> oh, if I had that kind of 1193 00:17:21,239 --> 00:17:21,272 >> oh, if I had that kind of 1194 00:17:21,273 --> 00:17:22,606 >> oh, if I had that kind of bread. If I win a scratch and 1195 00:17:22,607 --> 00:17:22,639 Bread. If I win a scratch and 1196 00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:23,474 Bread. If I win a scratch and win. 1197 00:17:23,475 --> 00:17:23,507 Win. 1198 00:17:23,508 --> 00:17:24,608 Win. >> oh, scrapbook. 1199 00:17:24,609 --> 00:17:24,641 >> oh, scrapbook. 1200 00:17:24,642 --> 00:17:25,176 >> oh, scrapbook. >> scrapbook! 1201 00:17:25,177 --> 00:17:25,209 >> scrapbook! 1202 00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:27,144 >> scrapbook! >> oh, ha ha ha! 1203 00:17:27,145 --> 00:17:27,177 >> oh, ha ha ha! 1204 00:17:27,178 --> 00:17:27,878 >> oh, ha ha ha! >> how about that? 1205 00:17:27,879 --> 00:17:27,911 >> how about that? 1206 00:17:27,912 --> 00:17:28,545 >> how about that? >> wow! 1207 00:17:28,546 --> 00:17:28,579 >> wow! 1208 00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:29,180 >> wow! >> lookie. 1209 00:17:29,181 --> 00:17:29,213 >> lookie. 1210 00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:30,013 >> lookie. >> our wedding invitation. 1211 00:17:30,014 --> 00:17:30,047 >> our wedding invitation. 1212 00:17:30,048 --> 00:17:30,915 >> our wedding invitation. >> it's our wedding invitation. 1213 00:17:30,916 --> 00:17:30,948 >> it's our wedding invitation. 1214 00:17:30,949 --> 00:17:31,682 >> it's our wedding invitation. That was ours. 1215 00:17:31,683 --> 00:17:31,715 That was ours. 1216 00:17:31,716 --> 00:17:33,984 That was ours. >> wow. Look. 1217 00:17:33,985 --> 00:17:34,017 >> wow. Look. 1218 00:17:34,018 --> 00:17:34,918 >> wow. Look. >> yup. 1219 00:17:34,919 --> 00:17:34,951 >> yup. 1220 00:17:34,952 --> 00:17:35,652 >> yup. >> the optimism. 1221 00:17:35,653 --> 00:17:35,686 >> the optimism. 1222 00:17:35,687 --> 00:17:36,920 >> the optimism. >> it is. And you'll never walk 1223 00:17:36,921 --> 00:17:36,953 >> it is. And you'll never walk 1224 00:17:36,954 --> 00:17:39,089 >> it is. And you'll never walk alone. I did for a while. 1225 00:17:39,090 --> 00:17:39,122 Alone. I did for a while. 1226 00:17:39,123 --> 00:17:40,157 Alone. I did for a while. >> except you will. 1227 00:17:40,158 --> 00:17:40,190 >> except you will. 1228 00:17:40,191 --> 00:17:41,191 >> except you will. >> yeah, you do sometimes. 1229 00:17:41,192 --> 00:17:41,225 >> yeah, you do sometimes. 1230 00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:42,960 >> yeah, you do sometimes. >> oh, dear, dear. 1231 00:17:42,961 --> 00:17:42,993 >> oh, dear, dear. 1232 00:17:42,994 --> 00:17:43,727 >> oh, dear, dear. >> wow. 1233 00:17:43,728 --> 00:17:43,761 >> wow. 1234 00:17:43,762 --> 00:17:44,461 >> wow. >> oh, there I am. 1235 00:17:44,462 --> 00:17:44,494 >> oh, there I am. 1236 00:17:44,495 --> 00:17:45,262 >> oh, there I am. >> honeymoon. 1237 00:17:45,263 --> 00:17:45,295 >> honeymoon. 1238 00:17:45,296 --> 00:17:48,131 >> honeymoon. >> yeah, I was a good 350 then. 1239 00:17:48,132 --> 00:17:48,165 >> yeah, I was a good 350 then. 1240 00:17:48,166 --> 00:17:49,266 >> yeah, I was a good 350 then. >> that was before the surgery. 1241 00:17:49,267 --> 00:17:49,299 >> that was before the surgery. 1242 00:17:49,300 --> 00:17:50,434 >> that was before the surgery. >> yup, before the ol' stomach 1243 00:17:50,435 --> 00:17:50,467 >> yup, before the ol' stomach 1244 00:17:50,468 --> 00:17:51,468 >> yup, before the ol' stomach staples. 1245 00:17:51,469 --> 00:17:51,502 Staples. 1246 00:17:51,503 --> 00:17:52,903 Staples. >> yeah, I was really--wow, I 1247 00:17:52,904 --> 00:17:52,937 >> yeah, I was really--wow, I 1248 00:17:52,938 --> 00:17:53,937 >> yeah, I was really--wow, I was really sweating. It was hard 1249 00:17:53,938 --> 00:17:53,970 Was really sweating. It was hard 1250 00:17:53,971 --> 00:17:55,439 Was really sweating. It was hard to get up that mountain. 1251 00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:55,473 To get up that mountain. 1252 00:17:55,474 --> 00:17:57,107 To get up that mountain. >> sweating? I thought you were 1253 00:17:57,108 --> 00:17:57,141 >> sweating? I thought you were 1254 00:17:57,142 --> 00:17:58,041 >> sweating? I thought you were at a water park. 1255 00:17:58,042 --> 00:17:58,075 At a water park. 1256 00:17:58,076 --> 00:18:00,344 At a water park. >> no. Nope. 1257 00:18:00,345 --> 00:18:00,377 >> no. Nope. 1258 00:18:00,378 --> 00:18:01,111 >> no. Nope. >> I wasn't. 1259 00:18:01,112 --> 00:18:01,144 >> I wasn't. 1260 00:18:01,145 --> 00:18:03,313 >> I wasn't. >> nope, that's, uh, canada. 1261 00:18:03,314 --> 00:18:03,347 >> nope, that's, uh, canada. 1262 00:18:03,348 --> 00:18:05,716 >> nope, that's, uh, canada. Yup. Young handsome buck and his 1263 00:18:05,717 --> 00:18:05,749 Yup. Young handsome buck and his 1264 00:18:05,750 --> 00:18:07,584 Yup. Young handsome buck and his morbidly obese wife dressed up 1265 00:18:07,585 --> 00:18:07,618 Morbidly obese wife dressed up 1266 00:18:07,619 --> 00:18:09,854 Morbidly obese wife dressed up like mounties. 1267 00:18:09,855 --> 00:18:09,887 Like mounties. 1268 00:18:09,888 --> 00:18:12,556 Like mounties. >> I had a wonderful time. I 1269 00:18:12,557 --> 00:18:12,589 >> I had a wonderful time. I 1270 00:18:12,590 --> 00:18:15,059 >> I had a wonderful time. I really did. And it was great 1271 00:18:15,060 --> 00:18:15,092 Really did. And it was great 1272 00:18:15,093 --> 00:18:16,393 Really did. And it was great food, actually. That's when I 1273 00:18:16,394 --> 00:18:16,426 Food, actually. That's when I 1274 00:18:16,427 --> 00:18:17,494 Food, actually. That's when I could eat whatever I wanted. 1275 00:18:17,495 --> 00:18:17,528 Could eat whatever I wanted. 1276 00:18:17,529 --> 00:18:18,395 Could eat whatever I wanted. >> you want some great food? You 1277 00:18:18,396 --> 00:18:18,428 >> you want some great food? You 1278 00:18:18,429 --> 00:18:19,396 >> you want some great food? You can not top canada. 1279 00:18:19,397 --> 00:18:19,429 Can not top canada. 1280 00:18:19,430 --> 00:18:21,731 Can not top canada. >> you can't. No. Mm-mmm. 1281 00:18:21,732 --> 00:18:21,765 >> you can't. No. Mm-mmm. 1282 00:18:21,766 --> 00:18:22,466 >> you can't. No. Mm-mmm. >> I only know about their 1283 00:18:22,467 --> 00:18:22,499 >> I only know about their 1284 00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:23,400 >> I only know about their bacon. 1285 00:18:23,401 --> 00:18:23,433 Bacon. 1286 00:18:23,434 --> 00:18:24,602 Bacon. >> well, this is creepy here. In 1287 00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:24,635 >> well, this is creepy here. In 1288 00:18:24,636 --> 00:18:26,637 >> well, this is creepy here. In fact, maybe I'll set that over 1289 00:18:26,638 --> 00:18:26,670 Fact, maybe I'll set that over 1290 00:18:26,671 --> 00:18:30,073 Fact, maybe I'll set that over there. First syllable. How many 1291 00:18:30,074 --> 00:18:30,107 There. First syllable. How many 1292 00:18:30,108 --> 00:18:31,808 There. First syllable. How many syllables are there? 1293 00:18:31,809 --> 00:18:31,842 Syllables are there? 1294 00:18:31,843 --> 00:18:33,410 Syllables are there? >> yeah, start there. 1295 00:18:33,411 --> 00:18:33,443 >> yeah, start there. 1296 00:18:33,444 --> 00:18:34,811 >> yeah, start there. >> 3. And the first of the 3 1297 00:18:34,812 --> 00:18:34,844 >> 3. And the first of the 3 1298 00:18:34,845 --> 00:18:35,913 >> 3. And the first of the 3 is... 1299 00:18:35,914 --> 00:18:35,946 Is... 1300 00:18:35,947 --> 00:18:37,114 Is... >> yes, the first one. Ok, 1301 00:18:37,115 --> 00:18:37,147 >> yes, the first one. Ok, 1302 00:18:37,148 --> 00:18:39,082 >> yes, the first one. Ok, here's the first one. I'm in, 1303 00:18:39,083 --> 00:18:39,116 Here's the first one. I'm in, 1304 00:18:39,117 --> 00:18:39,949 Here's the first one. I'm in, like, a-- 1305 00:18:39,950 --> 00:18:39,983 Like, a-- 1306 00:18:39,984 --> 00:18:41,185 Like, a-- >> don't say it! You're talking! 1307 00:18:41,186 --> 00:18:41,218 >> don't say it! You're talking! 1308 00:18:41,219 --> 00:18:42,652 >> don't say it! You're talking! Don't talk! 1309 00:18:42,653 --> 00:18:42,686 Don't talk! 1310 00:18:42,687 --> 00:18:43,520 Don't talk! >> what's the point of the game 1311 00:18:43,521 --> 00:18:43,554 >> what's the point of the game 1312 00:18:43,555 --> 00:18:44,454 >> what's the point of the game if you talk? 1313 00:18:44,455 --> 00:18:44,488 If you talk? 1314 00:18:44,489 --> 00:18:46,857 If you talk? >> it was briga-fucking-doon! 1315 00:18:46,858 --> 00:18:46,890 >> it was briga-fucking-doon! 1316 00:18:46,891 --> 00:18:49,059 >> it was briga-fucking-doon! >> that's 5 syllables. 1317 00:18:58,870 --> 00:18:59,570 >> yeah, it's dangle. I need a 1318 00:18:59,571 --> 00:18:59,603 >> yeah, it's dangle. I need a 1319 00:18:59,604 --> 00:19:03,040 >> yeah, it's dangle. I need a ride right away. Hey, guys. 1320 00:19:03,041 --> 00:19:03,073 Ride right away. Hey, guys. 1321 00:19:03,074 --> 00:19:04,007 Ride right away. Hey, guys. >> I think we should really get 1322 00:19:04,008 --> 00:19:04,040 >> I think we should really get 1323 00:19:04,041 --> 00:19:05,509 >> I think we should really get to what's really important here, 1324 00:19:05,510 --> 00:19:05,542 To what's really important here, 1325 00:19:05,543 --> 00:19:07,378 To what's really important here, and it's the dispersment of 1326 00:19:07,379 --> 00:19:07,411 And it's the dispersment of 1327 00:19:07,412 --> 00:19:10,481 And it's the dispersment of mom's ashes. You get her heart, 1328 00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:10,514 Mom's ashes. You get her heart, 1329 00:19:10,515 --> 00:19:15,285 Mom's ashes. You get her heart, her head, and, um, well, pretty 1330 00:19:15,286 --> 00:19:15,318 Her head, and, um, well, pretty 1331 00:19:15,319 --> 00:19:17,687 Her head, and, um, well, pretty much her torso. And I was given 1332 00:19:17,688 --> 00:19:17,721 Much her torso. And I was given 1333 00:19:17,722 --> 00:19:21,825 Much her torso. And I was given her, uh, knees down. 1334 00:19:21,826 --> 00:19:21,859 Her, uh, knees down. 1335 00:19:21,860 --> 00:19:23,126 Her, uh, knees down. >> your mother put in her will 1336 00:19:23,127 --> 00:19:23,160 >> your mother put in her will 1337 00:19:23,161 --> 00:19:24,328 >> your mother put in her will that I was supposed to get 3 1338 00:19:24,329 --> 00:19:24,361 That I was supposed to get 3 1339 00:19:24,362 --> 00:19:25,495 That I was supposed to get 3 quarters of her ashes? 1340 00:19:25,496 --> 00:19:25,529 Quarters of her ashes? 1341 00:19:25,530 --> 00:19:26,296 Quarters of her ashes? >> yes. 1342 00:19:26,297 --> 00:19:26,329 >> yes. 1343 00:19:26,330 --> 00:19:28,231 >> yes. [dangle sighs] 1344 00:19:28,232 --> 00:19:28,265 [dangle sighs] 1345 00:19:28,266 --> 00:19:30,400 [dangle sighs] >> we've been through our spots. 1346 00:19:30,401 --> 00:19:30,434 >> we've been through our spots. 1347 00:19:30,435 --> 00:19:32,936 >> we've been through our spots. I think I lied to you sometimes, 1348 00:19:32,937 --> 00:19:32,970 I think I lied to you sometimes, 1349 00:19:32,971 --> 00:19:35,372 I think I lied to you sometimes, I think. We lied to each other. 1350 00:19:35,373 --> 00:19:35,406 I think. We lied to each other. 1351 00:19:35,407 --> 00:19:36,306 I think. We lied to each other. >> we lied to each other. It's 1352 00:19:36,307 --> 00:19:36,339 >> we lied to each other. It's 1353 00:19:36,340 --> 00:19:37,107 >> we lied to each other. It's all right, baby. 1354 00:19:37,108 --> 00:19:37,141 All right, baby. 1355 00:19:37,142 --> 00:19:38,141 All right, baby. >> and now I think you're lying, 1356 00:19:38,142 --> 00:19:38,175 >> and now I think you're lying, 1357 00:19:38,176 --> 00:19:39,409 >> and now I think you're lying, because I don't think this is 3 1358 00:19:39,410 --> 00:19:39,442 Because I don't think this is 3 1359 00:19:39,443 --> 00:19:42,312 Because I don't think this is 3 quarters of your mother's ashes. 1360 00:19:42,313 --> 00:19:42,346 Quarters of your mother's ashes. 1361 00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:43,881 Quarters of your mother's ashes. Honestly, I don't. Here, feel 1362 00:19:43,882 --> 00:19:43,914 Honestly, I don't. Here, feel 1363 00:19:43,915 --> 00:19:44,748 Honestly, I don't. Here, feel it. 1364 00:19:44,749 --> 00:19:44,781 It. 1365 00:19:44,782 --> 00:19:46,250 It. >> well, feel it. You-- 1366 00:19:46,251 --> 00:19:46,283 >> well, feel it. You-- 1367 00:19:46,284 --> 00:19:47,384 >> well, feel it. You-- >> you're saying this is 3 1368 00:19:47,385 --> 00:19:47,417 >> you're saying this is 3 1369 00:19:47,418 --> 00:19:48,352 >> you're saying this is 3 quarters of your mother? 1370 00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:48,385 Quarters of your mother? 1371 00:19:48,386 --> 00:19:49,920 Quarters of your mother? >> yes. 1372 00:19:49,921 --> 00:19:49,954 >> yes. 1373 00:19:49,955 --> 00:19:51,488 >> yes. >> oh, bull-shit, deb. 1374 00:19:51,489 --> 00:19:51,521 >> oh, bull-shit, deb. 1375 00:19:51,522 --> 00:19:53,023 >> oh, bull-shit, deb. Bull-shit! Bull-shit! 1376 00:19:53,024 --> 00:19:53,056 Bull-shit! Bull-shit! 1377 00:19:53,057 --> 00:19:54,991 Bull-shit! Bull-shit! >> this goes in my house. This 1378 00:19:54,992 --> 00:19:55,025 >> this goes in my house. This 1379 00:19:55,026 --> 00:19:58,395 >> this goes in my house. This goes, clearly, in the trailer. 1380 00:19:58,396 --> 00:19:58,428 Goes, clearly, in the trailer. 1381 00:19:58,429 --> 00:19:59,762 Goes, clearly, in the trailer. >> don't jew him on the ashes. 1382 00:19:59,763 --> 00:19:59,796 >> don't jew him on the ashes. 1383 00:19:59,797 --> 00:20:00,898 >> don't jew him on the ashes. >> bull-shit, deb. You're-- 1384 00:20:00,899 --> 00:20:00,931 >> bull-shit, deb. You're-- 1385 00:20:00,932 --> 00:20:02,232 >> bull-shit, deb. You're-- >> we talked about this. 1386 00:20:02,233 --> 00:20:02,265 >> we talked about this. 1387 00:20:02,266 --> 00:20:03,500 >> we talked about this. >> I'm supposed to get jewed out 1388 00:20:03,501 --> 00:20:03,533 >> I'm supposed to get jewed out 1389 00:20:03,534 --> 00:20:04,902 >> I'm supposed to get jewed out of part of your mother? 1390 00:20:04,903 --> 00:20:04,935 Of part of your mother? 1391 00:20:04,936 --> 00:20:05,535 Of part of your mother? [doorbell rings] 1392 00:20:05,536 --> 00:20:05,569 [doorbell rings] 1393 00:20:05,570 --> 00:20:06,169 [doorbell rings] >> oh, hey. 1394 00:20:06,170 --> 00:20:06,203 >> oh, hey. 1395 00:20:06,204 --> 00:20:06,770 >> oh, hey. >> oh! 1396 00:20:06,771 --> 00:20:06,804 >> oh! 1397 00:20:06,805 --> 00:20:08,438 >> oh! >> jim, we got that emergency. 1398 00:20:08,439 --> 00:20:08,472 >> jim, we got that emergency. 1399 00:20:08,473 --> 00:20:09,506 >> jim, we got that emergency. >> I gotta go, apparently. 1400 00:20:09,507 --> 00:20:09,539 >> I gotta go, apparently. 1401 00:20:09,540 --> 00:20:10,807 >> I gotta go, apparently. Great. 1402 00:20:10,808 --> 00:20:10,840 Great. 1403 00:20:10,841 --> 00:20:12,209 Great. >> hey. Delilah, how are you? 1404 00:20:12,210 --> 00:20:12,242 >> hey. Delilah, how are you? 1405 00:20:12,243 --> 00:20:13,777 >> hey. Delilah, how are you? >> it's deborah. 1406 00:20:13,778 --> 00:20:13,811 >> it's deborah. 1407 00:20:13,812 --> 00:20:14,978 >> it's deborah. >> let's head out. Yeah. 1408 00:20:14,979 --> 00:20:15,011 >> let's head out. Yeah. 1409 00:20:15,012 --> 00:20:16,613 >> let's head out. Yeah. >> got some jugs there, huh? 1410 00:20:16,614 --> 00:20:16,646 >> got some jugs there, huh? 1411 00:20:16,647 --> 00:20:20,617 >> got some jugs there, huh? Hey! Leslie! Hey! Good to see 1412 00:20:20,618 --> 00:20:20,650 Hey! Leslie! Hey! Good to see 1413 00:20:20,651 --> 00:20:22,819 Hey! Leslie! Hey! Good to see you, buddy! How are ya? Give me 1414 00:20:22,820 --> 00:20:22,853 You, buddy! How are ya? Give me 1415 00:20:22,854 --> 00:20:25,122 You, buddy! How are ya? Give me some hugs there! I'd walk a mile 1416 00:20:25,123 --> 00:20:25,155 Some hugs there! I'd walk a mile 1417 00:20:25,156 --> 00:20:26,423 Some hugs there! I'd walk a mile for a hug and a smile. 1418 00:20:26,424 --> 00:20:26,456 For a hug and a smile. 1419 00:20:26,457 --> 00:20:29,393 For a hug and a smile. >> oh! He rhymes. I have some 1420 00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:29,426 >> oh! He rhymes. I have some 1421 00:20:29,427 --> 00:20:30,294 >> oh! He rhymes. I have some lladros behind the counter for 1422 00:20:30,295 --> 00:20:30,327 Lladros behind the counter for 1423 00:20:30,328 --> 00:20:31,294 Lladros behind the counter for you. I'm not even putting them 1424 00:20:31,295 --> 00:20:31,327 You. I'm not even putting them 1425 00:20:31,328 --> 00:20:32,162 You. I'm not even putting them out on the shelves until you see 1426 00:20:32,163 --> 00:20:32,195 Out on the shelves until you see 1427 00:20:32,196 --> 00:20:32,929 Out on the shelves until you see them. 1428 00:20:32,930 --> 00:20:32,962 Them. 1429 00:20:32,963 --> 00:20:33,997 Them. >> lladros. Oh, he's gonna have 1430 00:20:33,998 --> 00:20:34,030 >> lladros. Oh, he's gonna have 1431 00:20:34,031 --> 00:20:34,765 >> lladros. Oh, he's gonna have to pay me before I can-- 1432 00:20:34,766 --> 00:20:34,798 To pay me before I can-- 1433 00:20:34,799 --> 00:20:35,432 To pay me before I can-- >> garcia comes in to buy 1434 00:20:35,433 --> 00:20:35,465 >> garcia comes in to buy 1435 00:20:35,466 --> 00:20:35,999 >> garcia comes in to buy curios? 1436 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:36,033 Curios? 1437 00:20:36,034 --> 00:20:36,667 Curios? >> absolutely. 1438 00:20:36,668 --> 00:20:36,700 >> absolutely. 1439 00:20:36,701 --> 00:20:37,868 >> absolutely. >> well, we got a--what do we 1440 00:20:37,869 --> 00:20:37,901 >> well, we got a--what do we 1441 00:20:37,902 --> 00:20:38,435 >> well, we got a--what do we got? 1442 00:20:38,436 --> 00:20:38,469 Got? 1443 00:20:38,470 --> 00:20:39,202 Got? >> yeah, we got-- 1444 00:20:39,203 --> 00:20:39,235 >> yeah, we got-- 1445 00:20:39,236 --> 00:20:39,837 >> yeah, we got-- >> a hostage or something. 1446 00:20:39,838 --> 00:20:39,870 >> a hostage or something. 1447 00:20:39,871 --> 00:20:40,571 >> a hostage or something. >> we got a hostage. 1448 00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:40,604 >> we got a hostage. 1449 00:20:40,605 --> 00:20:41,672 >> we got a hostage. >> real big emergency. Thanks 1450 00:20:41,673 --> 00:20:41,705 >> real big emergency. Thanks 1451 00:20:41,706 --> 00:20:42,705 >> real big emergency. Thanks for your mother. 1452 00:20:42,706 --> 00:20:42,739 For your mother. 1453 00:20:42,740 --> 00:20:44,307 For your mother. >> I'm looking forward to it. I 1454 00:20:44,308 --> 00:20:44,340 >> I'm looking forward to it. I 1455 00:20:44,341 --> 00:20:45,542 >> I'm looking forward to it. I will give you some sugar. Love 1456 00:20:45,543 --> 00:20:45,576 Will give you some sugar. Love 1457 00:20:45,577 --> 00:20:46,476 Will give you some sugar. Love you! 1458 00:20:46,477 --> 00:20:46,509 You! 1459 00:20:46,510 --> 00:20:48,144 You! >> love. Get out of here. 1460 00:20:48,145 --> 00:20:48,178 >> love. Get out of here. 1461 00:20:48,179 --> 00:20:49,146 >> love. Get out of here. >> all right, dana, you take 1462 00:20:49,147 --> 00:20:49,179 >> all right, dana, you take 1463 00:20:49,180 --> 00:20:49,913 >> all right, dana, you take care, now. 1464 00:20:49,914 --> 00:20:49,946 Care, now. 1465 00:20:49,947 --> 00:20:50,881 Care, now. >> ok. It's deborah. 1466 00:20:50,882 --> 00:20:50,914 >> ok. It's deborah. 1467 00:20:50,915 --> 00:20:52,215 >> ok. It's deborah. Dangle: Emergency's probably-- 1468 00:20:52,216 --> 00:20:52,248 Dangle: Emergency's probably-- 1469 00:20:52,249 --> 00:20:53,717 Dangle: Emergency's probably-- garcia: Toodle-loo! 1470 00:20:53,718 --> 00:20:53,750 Garcia: Toodle-loo! 1471 00:20:53,751 --> 00:20:54,585 Garcia: Toodle-loo! >> bye. 1472 00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:54,618 >> bye. 1473 00:20:54,619 --> 00:20:56,987 >> bye. Dangle: Garcia! 1474 00:20:56,988 --> 00:20:57,020 Dangle: Garcia! 1475 00:20:57,021 --> 00:20:58,155 Dangle: Garcia! >> ah, love that guy. 1476 00:20:58,156 --> 00:20:58,188 >> ah, love that guy. 1477 00:20:58,189 --> 00:20:58,988 >> ah, love that guy. >> happy anniversary. 1478 00:20:58,989 --> 00:20:59,022 >> happy anniversary. 1479 00:20:59,023 --> 00:21:00,257 >> happy anniversary. >> happy anniversary. 1480 00:21:00,258 --> 00:21:00,290 >> happy anniversary. 1481 00:21:00,291 --> 00:21:01,257 >> happy anniversary. [captioning made possible by 1482 00:21:01,258 --> 00:21:01,291 [captioning made possible by 1483 00:21:01,292 --> 00:21:03,159 [captioning made possible by mtv networks] 1484 00:21:03,594 --> 00:21:04,528 >> hey, let's put on michael 1485 00:21:04,529 --> 00:21:04,561 >> hey, let's put on michael 1486 00:21:04,562 --> 00:21:05,662 >> hey, let's put on michael goulet, huh? 1487 00:21:05,663 --> 00:21:05,695 Goulet, huh? 1488 00:21:05,696 --> 00:21:06,630 Goulet, huh? >> love him. 1489 00:21:06,631 --> 00:21:06,664 >> love him. 1490 00:21:06,665 --> 00:21:07,631 >> love him. >> I can't figure your hi-fi 1491 00:21:07,632 --> 00:21:07,664 >> I can't figure your hi-fi 1492 00:21:07,665 --> 00:21:08,432 >> I can't figure your hi-fi out. 1493 00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:08,465 Out. 1494 00:21:08,466 --> 00:21:09,633 Out. >> can you help him with the 1495 00:21:09,634 --> 00:21:09,666 >> can you help him with the 1496 00:21:09,667 --> 00:21:10,467 >> can you help him with the hi-fi? 1497 00:21:10,468 --> 00:21:10,501 Hi-fi? 1498 00:21:10,502 --> 00:21:12,436 Hi-fi? >> come here, you big macho man. 1499 00:21:12,437 --> 00:21:12,469 >> come here, you big macho man. 1500 00:21:12,470 --> 00:21:14,138 >> come here, you big macho man. >> yeah, you big macho men. You 1501 00:21:14,139 --> 00:21:14,171 >> yeah, you big macho men. You 1502 00:21:14,172 --> 00:21:15,706 >> yeah, you big macho men. You two macho guys. 1503 00:21:15,707 --> 00:21:15,739 Two macho guys. 1504 00:21:15,740 --> 00:21:16,472 Two macho guys. >> here's what you have to do. 1505 00:21:16,473 --> 00:21:16,506 >> here's what you have to do. 1506 00:21:16,507 --> 00:21:17,774 >> here's what you have to do. Here, take it out. There you go. 1507 00:21:17,775 --> 00:21:17,808 Here, take it out. There you go. 1508 00:21:17,809 --> 00:21:19,343 Here, take it out. There you go. >> that made it come out. Ok, 1509 00:21:19,344 --> 00:21:19,376 >> that made it come out. Ok, 1510 00:21:19,377 --> 00:21:21,311 >> that made it come out. Ok, now it's out. So it's out, and I 1511 00:21:21,312 --> 00:21:21,345 Now it's out. So it's out, and I 1512 00:21:21,346 --> 00:21:22,312 Now it's out. So it's out, and I just take this. 1513 00:21:22,313 --> 00:21:22,345 Just take this. 1514 00:21:22,346 --> 00:21:24,347 Just take this. >> you open this right here. 1515 00:21:24,348 --> 00:21:24,381 >> you open this right here. 1516 00:21:24,382 --> 00:21:25,416 >> you open this right here. >> pop that open, and jam it in 1517 00:21:25,417 --> 00:21:25,449 >> pop that open, and jam it in 1518 00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:26,583 >> pop that open, and jam it in there. 1519 00:21:26,584 --> 00:21:26,617 There. 1520 00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:27,617 There. >> jim, put that right there. 1521 00:21:27,618 --> 00:21:27,650 >> jim, put that right there. 1522 00:21:27,651 --> 00:21:28,786 >> jim, put that right there. >> ok, and then...Uh! 1523 00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:28,819 >> ok, and then...Uh! 1524 00:21:28,820 --> 00:21:29,886 >> ok, and then...Uh! >> there it is. 1525 00:21:29,887 --> 00:21:29,919 >> there it is. 1526 00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:30,587 >> there it is. >> wait. 1527 00:21:30,588 --> 00:21:30,621 >> wait. 1528 00:21:30,622 --> 00:21:31,120 >> wait. >> yeah. 1529 00:21:31,121 --> 00:21:31,154 >> yeah. 1530 00:21:31,155 --> 00:21:33,023 >> yeah. >> yeah. 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