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>> why don't you just cut the
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>> why don't you just cut the
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>> why don't you just cut the
crap?! You're good at sticking
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Crap?! You're good at sticking
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Crap?! You're good at sticking
to your story, but we're onto
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To your story, but we're onto
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To your story, but we're onto
you, all right? Do you know
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You, all right? Do you know
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You, all right? Do you know
who's behind that mirror? You
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Who's behind that mirror? You
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Who's behind that mirror? You
know who's there? The dea, the
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Know who's there? The dea, the
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Know who's there? The dea, the
fbi, and they're about to crawl
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Fbi, and they're about to crawl
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Fbi, and they're about to crawl
right up your puckered pooper,
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Right up your puckered pooper,
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Right up your puckered pooper,
because we got...
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Because we got...
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Because we got...
>> oh, my god. It totally works.
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>> oh, my god. It totally works.
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>> oh, my god. It totally works.
You can actually drink a soda
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You can actually drink a soda
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You can actually drink a soda
off your ass.
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Off your ass.
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Off your ass.
>> I told you.
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>> I told you.
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>> I told you.
>> I wanna get this. Does your
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>> I wanna get this. Does your
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>> I wanna get this. Does your
camera-phone have a flash?
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Camera-phone have a flash?
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Camera-phone have a flash?
>> no.
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>> no.
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>> no.
>> oh. Let me get the light.
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>> oh. Let me get the light.
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>> oh. Let me get the light.
Both: Cheese!
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Both: Cheese!
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Both: Cheese!
>> ha ha!
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>> um...Sorry.
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>> um...Sorry.
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>> um...Sorry.
>> we've been in here a while.
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>> we've been in here a while.
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>> we've been in here a while.
>> sorry to interrupt. Continue.
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>> sorry to interrupt. Continue.
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>> sorry to interrupt. Continue.
>> so yeah, you better talk...
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>> so yeah, you better talk...
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>> so yeah, you better talk...
>> hello, special agent.
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>> hello, special agent.
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>> hello, special agent.
Welcome back into the room.
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>> she tricked me! It was a
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>> she tricked me! It was a
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>> she tricked me! It was a
trick!
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>> hyah!
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>> I got it.
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>> I got it.
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>> I got it.
>> whoa!
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>> whoa!
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>> whoa!
>> oh! Oh!
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[blows whistle]
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[blows whistle]
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[blows whistle]
>> ok. All right. I got him by
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>> ok. All right. I got him by
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>> ok. All right. I got him by
the belt.
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>> get back in the building!
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>> get back in the building!
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>> get back in the building!
No loitering!
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>> aah!
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>> aah!
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>> aah!
[siren]
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[siren]
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[siren]
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[captioning made possible by
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>> it's real quiet in here
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>> it's real quiet in here
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>> it's real quiet in here
without 'em, isn't it?
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Without 'em, isn't it?
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Without 'em, isn't it?
>> mm-hmm.
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>> mm-hmm.
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>> mm-hmm.
>> it's kinda nice.
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>> it's kinda nice.
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>> it's kinda nice.
>> it smells better, too.
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>> it smells better, too.
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>> it smells better, too.
>> does garcia not always smell
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>> does garcia not always smell
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>> does garcia not always smell
like bean farts and zest?
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Like bean farts and zest?
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Like bean farts and zest?
>> yeah.
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>> yeah.
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>> yeah.
>> yeah.
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>> yeah.
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>> yeah.
>> zest soap.
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>> zest soap.
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>> zest soap.
>> well, it's old-mexican-man
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>> well, it's old-mexican-man
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>> well, it's old-mexican-man
smell.
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Smell.
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Smell.
> oh, it's so bad.
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> oh, it's so bad.
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> oh, it's so bad.
>> I say good riddance to him.
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>> I say good riddance to him.
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>> I say good riddance to him.
>> you know what I don't miss?
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>> you know what I don't miss?
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>> you know what I don't miss?
I don't miss that tall black
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I don't miss that tall black
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I don't miss that tall black
guy.
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Guy.
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Guy.
>> that's where you and I part
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>> that's where you and I part
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>> that's where you and I part
ways. Do you really--
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Ways. Do you really--
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Ways. Do you really--
>> well, if I'm honest, a sister
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>> well, if I'm honest, a sister
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>> well, if I'm honest, a sister
does miss a brother.
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Does miss a brother.
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Does miss a brother.
>> oh!
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>> oh!
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>> oh!
>> oh, yes! Ha ha ha!
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>> oh, yes! Ha ha ha!
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>> oh, yes! Ha ha ha!
>> read 'em and weep, people.
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>> read 'em and weep, people.
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>> read 'em and weep, people.
Qualified mounted police.
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Qualified mounted police.
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Qualified mounted police.
>> I have maternity panties, but
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>> I have maternity panties, but
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>> I have maternity panties, but
I didn't come in in those.
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I didn't come in in those.
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I didn't come in in those.
>> yeah, you did.
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>> yeah, you did.
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>> yeah, you did.
>> yeah, you did.
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>> yeah, you did.
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>> yeah, you did.
>> well, that was yesterday,
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>> well, that was yesterday,
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>> well, that was yesterday,
but today I'm wearing slacks.
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But today I'm wearing slacks.
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But today I'm wearing slacks.
>> uh, do you people from the
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>> uh, do you people from the
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>> uh, do you people from the
mounted unit have any other
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Mounted unit have any other
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Mounted unit have any other
business in here? 'cause
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Business in here? 'cause
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Business in here? 'cause
otherwise, the regular
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Otherwise, the regular
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Otherwise, the regular
deputies--
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Deputies--
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Deputies--
>> we're all right. If you need
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>> we're all right. If you need
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>> we're all right. If you need
us to ride by where you are--
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Us to ride by where you are--
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Us to ride by where you are--
>> oh, I heard they're gonna
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>> oh, I heard they're gonna
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>> oh, I heard they're gonna
give you a pony 'cause you're so
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Give you a pony 'cause you're so
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Give you a pony 'cause you're so
small.
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Small.
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Small.
>> oh, that's a good joke,
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>> oh, that's a good joke,
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>> oh, that's a good joke,
kimball. That's real funny.
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Kimball. That's real funny.
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Kimball. That's real funny.
>> real funny.
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>> real funny.
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>> real funny.
>> yeah, let's--
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>> yeah, let's--
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>> yeah, let's--
>> you don't have to turn on me.
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>> you don't have to turn on me.
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>> you don't have to turn on me.
I'm not the one prancing in
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I'm not the one prancing in
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I'm not the one prancing in
here--
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Here--
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Here--
>> hey, partner, let's ride.
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>> hey, partner, let's ride.
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>> hey, partner, let's ride.
>> oh!
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>> oh!
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>> oh!
>> I didn't think you could get
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>> I didn't think you could get
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>> I didn't think you could get
any gayer.
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Any gayer.
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Any gayer.
>> have fun making out on the
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>> have fun making out on the
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>> have fun making out on the
back seat of your horse.
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Back seat of your horse.
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Back seat of your horse.
>> oh, I will.
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>> oh, I will.
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>> oh, I will.
Yee-hah!
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Yee-hah!
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Yee-hah!
>> you left your helmet,
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>> you left your helmet,
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>> you left your helmet,
faggot!
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Faggot!
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Faggot!
>> hey. Hey. Hey.
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>> hey. Hey. Hey.
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>> hey. Hey. Hey.
>> your horsy hat!
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>> your horsy hat!
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>> your horsy hat!
>> I'm gonna take it and see if
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>> I'm gonna take it and see if
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>> I'm gonna take it and see if
they'll give me a ride.
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They'll give me a ride.
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They'll give me a ride.
>> don't go kissing up to them
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>> don't go kissing up to them
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>> don't go kissing up to them
just 'cause they're in mounted
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Just 'cause they're in mounted
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Just 'cause they're in mounted
now. Lock the door.
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Now. Lock the door.
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Now. Lock the door.
>> she is a kiss-up.
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>> she is a kiss-up.
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>> she is a kiss-up.
>> she can't fit that butt on
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>> she can't fit that butt on
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>> she can't fit that butt on
a horse.
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A horse.
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A horse.
>> first time garcia's been
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>> first time garcia's been
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>> first time garcia's been
mounted in about 20 years.
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Mounted in about 20 years.
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Mounted in about 20 years.
>> mounted unit. You couldn't
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>> mounted unit. You couldn't
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>> mounted unit. You couldn't
pay someone to mount his unit
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Pay someone to mount his unit
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Pay someone to mount his unit
if, uh...Hang on. Give me a
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If, uh...Hang on. Give me a
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If, uh...Hang on. Give me a
moment.
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>> butch.
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>> butch.
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>> butch.
>> sundance.
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>> sundance.
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>> sundance.
Whoa. Look at that.
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Whoa. Look at that.
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Whoa. Look at that.
>> oh!
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>> oh!
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>> oh!
>> there you go.
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>> there you go.
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>> there you go.
This is the life, partner.
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This is the life, partner.
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This is the life, partner.
I ain't going back.
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I ain't going back.
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I ain't going back.
[chokes, coughs] oh, man!
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[chokes, coughs] oh, man!
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[chokes, coughs] oh, man!
>> you good?
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>> you good?
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>> you good?
>> something in the air!
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>> something in the air!
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>> something in the air!
[coughs]
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[coughs]
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[coughs]
>> you sure you're good?
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>> you sure you're good?
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>> you sure you're good?
>> [gasping for air]
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>> [gasping for air]
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>> [gasping for air]
[coughs]
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[coughs]
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[coughs]
I'm ok. I'm fine. I'm all right.
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I'm ok. I'm fine. I'm all right.
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I'm ok. I'm fine. I'm all right.
[police radio chatter,
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[police radio chatter,
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[police radio chatter,
indistinct]
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Indistinct]
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Indistinct]
>> that's a shame.
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>> that's a shame.
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>> that's a shame.
Giddy-up, partner. Come on.
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>> I mean, I don't want to be
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>> I mean, I don't want to be
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>> I mean, I don't want to be
racist--
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Racist--
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Racist--
>> ok.
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>> ok.
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>> ok.
>> but--and I know that...
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>> but--and I know that...
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>> but--and I know that...
African-americans are very
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African-americans are very
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African-americans are very
proud, stoic, intelligent
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Proud, stoic, intelligent
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Proud, stoic, intelligent
people.
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People.
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People.
>> right.
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>> right.
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>> right.
>> but there's a reason why
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>> but there's a reason why
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>> but there's a reason why
black people don't ride horses,
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Black people don't ride horses,
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Black people don't ride horses,
because they have a jungle scent
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Because they have a jungle scent
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Because they have a jungle scent
that animals are afraid of.
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That animals are afraid of.
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That animals are afraid of.
>> I don't see how anybody could
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>> I don't see how anybody could
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>> I don't see how anybody could
take that as...Racist.
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Take that as...Racist.
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Take that as...Racist.
>> that's what I told jones, but
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>> that's what I told jones, but
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>> that's what I told jones, but
he--now he hasn't talked to me
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He--now he hasn't talked to me
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He--now he hasn't talked to me
for 4 days, and he looked at me
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For 4 days, and he looked at me
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For 4 days, and he looked at me
like he was gonna punch me in
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Like he was gonna punch me in
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Like he was gonna punch me in
the chest.
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>> [shouting] sheriff's de--
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>> [shouting] sheriff's de--
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>> [shouting] sheriff's de--
>> shh!
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>> shh!
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>> shh!
>> [whispering] sheriff's
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>> [whispering] sheriff's
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>> [whispering] sheriff's
department.
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Department.
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Department.
>> hey, I saw my p.O. On
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>> hey, I saw my p.O. On
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>> hey, I saw my p.O. On
Tuesday.
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Tuesday.
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Tuesday.
>> oh, yeah. No, this ain't
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>> oh, yeah. No, this ain't
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>> oh, yeah. No, this ain't
about that.
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About that.
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About that.
>> oh, ok. Good.
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>> oh, ok. Good.
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>> oh, ok. Good.
>> uh, they called and said we
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>> uh, they called and said we
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>> uh, they called and said we
were coming. We're from the
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Were coming. We're from the
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Were coming. We're from the
sheriff's department. We got
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Sheriff's department. We got
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Sheriff's department. We got
a court order that one of your
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A court order that one of your
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A court order that one of your
paintings is offensive, and
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Paintings is offensive, and
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Paintings is offensive, and
we're supposed to take it down.
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We're supposed to take it down.
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We're supposed to take it down.
They said the offensive one was
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They said the offensive one was
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They said the offensive one was
pretty obvious, so we'll just,
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Pretty obvious, so we'll just,
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Pretty obvious, so we'll just,
uh...
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Uh...
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Uh...
>> help yourself.
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>> help yourself.
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>> help yourself.
>> yeah.
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>> yeah.
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>> yeah.
>> do you have, like, an
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>> do you have, like, an
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>> do you have, like, an
offensive section, or like the
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Offensive section, or like the
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Offensive section, or like the
porn section in a video store?
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Porn section in a video store?
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Porn section in a video store?
>> it's an art galley, so it's
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>> it's an art galley, so it's
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>> it's an art galley, so it's
all pretty offensive.
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All pretty offensive.
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All pretty offensive.
>> it's all pretty offensive
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>> it's all pretty offensive
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>> it's all pretty offensive
to me.
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To me.
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To me.
>> that looks like he's got,
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>> that looks like he's got,
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>> that looks like he's got,
like, a big red dog cock.
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Like, a big red dog cock.
>> bingo.
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>> bingo.
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>> bingo.
>> chocolate tits.
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>> chocolate tits.
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>> chocolate tits.
>> get a load of this.
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>> get a load of this.
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>> get a load of this.
>> [whispering] it seems--
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>> [whispering] it seems--
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>> [whispering] it seems--
it seems unpatriotic.
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It seems unpatriotic.
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It seems unpatriotic.
>> robot balls. To me, that
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>> robot balls. To me, that
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>> robot balls. To me, that
looks just like robot balls.
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Looks just like robot balls.
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Looks just like robot balls.
>> robot balls?
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>> robot balls?
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>> robot balls?
>> robot balls. Little chocolate
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>> robot balls. Little chocolate
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>> robot balls. Little chocolate
robot balls.
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Robot balls.
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Robot balls.
>> is it painted with poop?
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>> is it painted with poop?
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>> is it painted with poop?
I'm gonna smell it.
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>> [whispering] maybe you gotta
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>> [whispering] maybe you gotta
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>> [whispering] maybe you gotta
scratch it.
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Scratch it.
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Scratch it.
>> you ain't supposed to touch
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>> you ain't supposed to touch
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>> you ain't supposed to touch
nothing.
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Nothing.
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Nothing.
[scratching on painting]
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[scratching on painting]
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[scratching on painting]
don't do that!
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Don't do that!
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Don't do that!
>> a little piece came off.
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>> a little piece came off.
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>> a little piece came off.
A little piece came off.
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A little piece came off.
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A little piece came off.
A piece came off. Walk away.
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A piece came off. Walk away.
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A piece came off. Walk away.
>> sir, which one of these
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>> sir, which one of these
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>> sir, which one of these
offends you the most do you
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Offends you the most do you
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Offends you the most do you
think??
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Think??
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Think??
>> well, I am tired of looking
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>> well, I am tired of looking
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>> well, I am tired of looking
at that giant cock.
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At that giant cock.
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At that giant cock.
>> I don't see it.
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>> I don't see it.
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>> I don't see it.
>> I don't either.
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>> I don't either.
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>> I don't either.
>> [whispering] I don't see it
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>> [whispering] I don't see it
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>> [whispering] I don't see it
either.
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Either.
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Either.
>> what are we supposed to do
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>> what are we supposed to do
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>> what are we supposed to do
with these?
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With these?
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With these?
>> I don't know, but could you
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>> I don't know, but could you
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>> I don't know, but could you
help me put his over my couch?
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>> 911 call here at the old
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>> 911 call here at the old
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>> 911 call here at the old
brothel.
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Brothel.
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Brothel.
Sheriff's department!
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Sheriff's department!
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Sheriff's department!
Somebody call? Are you all
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Somebody call? Are you all
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Somebody call? Are you all
right? Are you ok? Who called
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Right? Are you ok? Who called
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Right? Are you ok? Who called
911?
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911?
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911?
Girl: He did.
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Girl: He did.
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Girl: He did.
>> he's bleeding. He's bleeding.
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>> he's bleeding. He's bleeding.
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>> he's bleeding. He's bleeding.
>> she hit me! [weeps]
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>> she hit me! [weeps]
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>> she hit me! [weeps]
>> she hit you?
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>> she hit you?
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>> she hit you?
>> ma'am, I'm sorry. You're
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>> ma'am, I'm sorry. You're
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>> ma'am, I'm sorry. You're
under arrest.
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Under arrest.
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Under arrest.
>> I hate to do this, but, um--
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>> I hate to do this, but, um--
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>> I hate to do this, but, um--
>> I paid for that.
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>> I paid for that.
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>> I paid for that.
>> you paid for that?
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>> you paid for that?
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>> you paid for that?
>> you paid for her to hit you?
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>> you paid for her to hit you?
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>> you paid for her to hit you?
>> she kicked me!
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>> she kicked me!
451
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>> she kicked me!
>> oh, she kicked you!
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>> oh, she kicked you!
453
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>> oh, she kicked you!
>> she kicked you?
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>> she kicked you?
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>> she kicked you?
>> [weeping] oh, my god!
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>> [weeping] oh, my god!
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>> [weeping] oh, my god!
>> ma'am, you are not allowed
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>> ma'am, you are not allowed
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>> ma'am, you are not allowed
to kick or beat the--
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To kick or beat the--
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To kick or beat the--
>> she's gotta call the police--
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>> she's gotta call the police--
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>> she's gotta call the police--
>> shh. I paid for it. I paid
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>> shh. I paid for it. I paid
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>> shh. I paid for it. I paid
for that.
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For that.
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For that.
>> you paid for that, too?
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>> you paid for that, too?
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>> you paid for that, too?
>> all right. So, you called the
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>> all right. So, you called the
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>> all right. So, you called the
police--
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Police--
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Police--
>> I can't drive. I'm too--
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>> I can't drive. I'm too--
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>> I can't drive. I'm too--
I'm too drunk. I can't drive.
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I'm too drunk. I can't drive.
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I'm too drunk. I can't drive.
You guys gotta give me a ride
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You guys gotta give me a ride
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You guys gotta give me a ride
home.
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Home.
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Home.
>> that's why you called 911?
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>> that's why you called 911?
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>> that's why you called 911?
>> I need a ride home.
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>> I need a ride home.
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>> I need a ride home.
>> is it all right if we leave
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>> is it all right if we leave
487
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>> is it all right if we leave
him cuffed to this chair?
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Him cuffed to this chair?
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Him cuffed to this chair?
>> no! Take him away.
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>> no! Take him away.
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>> no! Take him away.
>> senator, we can't keep coming
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>> senator, we can't keep coming
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>> senator, we can't keep coming
out here and doing this.
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Out here and doing this.
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Out here and doing this.
>> senator, I voted for you.
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>> ok--no, no, no.
497
00:08:03,815 --> 00:08:03,847
>> ok--no, no, no.
498
00:08:03,848 --> 00:08:04,849
>> ok--no, no, no.
No. No. No.
499
00:08:04,850 --> 00:08:04,882
No. No. No.
500
00:08:04,883 --> 00:08:07,185
No. No. No.
>> careful.
501
00:08:07,186 --> 00:08:07,218
>> careful.
502
00:08:07,219 --> 00:08:09,420
>> careful.
>> careful, patrick, careful.
503
00:08:09,421 --> 00:08:09,453
>> careful, patrick, careful.
504
00:08:09,454 --> 00:08:11,355
>> careful, patrick, careful.
>> this is deputy bates.
505
00:08:11,356 --> 00:08:11,388
>> this is deputy bates.
506
00:08:11,389 --> 00:08:12,189
>> this is deputy bates.
>> deputy bates.
507
00:08:12,190 --> 00:08:12,223
>> deputy bates.
508
00:08:12,224 --> 00:08:14,225
>> deputy bates.
>> patrick. He was a wonderful
509
00:08:14,226 --> 00:08:14,258
>> patrick. He was a wonderful
510
00:08:14,259 --> 00:08:16,461
>> patrick. He was a wonderful
member of our force a few years
511
00:08:16,462 --> 00:08:16,494
Member of our force a few years
512
00:08:16,495 --> 00:08:16,827
Member of our force a few years
back.
513
00:08:16,828 --> 00:08:16,860
Back.
514
00:08:16,861 --> 00:08:18,062
Back.
>> wonderful. One of our great
515
00:08:18,063 --> 00:08:18,096
>> wonderful. One of our great
516
00:08:18,097 --> 00:08:18,996
>> wonderful. One of our great
new recruits a couple years
517
00:08:18,997 --> 00:08:19,029
New recruits a couple years
518
00:08:19,030 --> 00:08:19,764
New recruits a couple years
back.
519
00:08:19,765 --> 00:08:19,797
Back.
520
00:08:19,798 --> 00:08:20,565
Back.
>> yeah, he had a lot of promise
521
00:08:20,566 --> 00:08:20,598
>> yeah, he had a lot of promise
522
00:08:20,599 --> 00:08:22,133
>> yeah, he had a lot of promise
and--unfortunately, his very
523
00:08:22,134 --> 00:08:22,166
And--unfortunately, his very
524
00:08:22,167 --> 00:08:24,935
And--unfortunately, his very
first day on the job, uh, he had
525
00:08:24,936 --> 00:08:24,969
First day on the job, uh, he had
526
00:08:24,970 --> 00:08:25,937
First day on the job, uh, he had
a little accident.
527
00:08:25,938 --> 00:08:25,970
A little accident.
528
00:08:25,971 --> 00:08:26,937
A little accident.
>> friendly fire.
529
00:08:26,938 --> 00:08:26,971
>> friendly fire.
530
00:08:26,972 --> 00:08:28,006
>> friendly fire.
>> yeah. Jim shot him in the
531
00:08:28,007 --> 00:08:28,039
>> yeah. Jim shot him in the
532
00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:30,007
>> yeah. Jim shot him in the
head, and now...
533
00:08:30,008 --> 00:08:30,040
Head, and now...
534
00:08:30,041 --> 00:08:32,276
Head, and now...
>> he's back! Happy day!
535
00:08:32,277 --> 00:08:32,309
>> he's back! Happy day!
536
00:08:32,310 --> 00:08:33,977
>> he's back! Happy day!
Uh, yeah. For legal reasons, we
537
00:08:33,978 --> 00:08:34,011
Uh, yeah. For legal reasons, we
538
00:08:34,012 --> 00:08:36,881
Uh, yeah. For legal reasons, we
either had to take him back or
539
00:08:36,882 --> 00:08:36,914
Either had to take him back or
540
00:08:36,915 --> 00:08:39,250
Either had to take him back or
settle a rather large
541
00:08:39,251 --> 00:08:39,284
Settle a rather large
542
00:08:39,285 --> 00:08:40,752
Settle a rather large
settlement.
543
00:08:40,753 --> 00:08:40,785
Settlement.
544
00:08:40,786 --> 00:08:42,453
Settlement.
>> we're happy to have him!
545
00:08:42,454 --> 00:08:42,487
>> we're happy to have him!
546
00:08:42,488 --> 00:08:44,388
>> we're happy to have him!
>> yay! Patrick's back!
547
00:08:44,389 --> 00:08:44,422
>> yay! Patrick's back!
548
00:08:44,423 --> 00:08:46,257
>> yay! Patrick's back!
>> yay!
549
00:08:46,258 --> 00:08:46,291
>> yay!
550
00:08:46,292 --> 00:08:48,126
>> yay!
Ok. Don't get all--
551
00:08:48,127 --> 00:08:48,159
Ok. Don't get all--
552
00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:49,293
Ok. Don't get all--
patrick!
553
00:08:49,294 --> 00:08:49,327
Patrick!
554
00:08:49,328 --> 00:08:50,661
Patrick!
No, no, no! We have a special
555
00:08:50,662 --> 00:08:50,694
No, no, no! We have a special
556
00:08:50,695 --> 00:08:52,596
No, no, no! We have a special
phone. A special phone for
557
00:08:52,597 --> 00:08:52,629
Phone. A special phone for
558
00:08:52,630 --> 00:08:53,798
Phone. A special phone for
patrick.
559
00:08:53,799 --> 00:08:53,831
Patrick.
560
00:08:53,832 --> 00:08:55,533
Patrick.
>> emergency phone.
561
00:08:55,534 --> 00:08:55,566
>> emergency phone.
562
00:08:55,567 --> 00:08:56,667
>> emergency phone.
>> 911!
563
00:08:56,668 --> 00:08:56,701
>> 911!
564
00:08:56,702 --> 00:08:58,035
>> 911!
>> deputy bates. Do you
565
00:08:58,036 --> 00:08:58,068
>> deputy bates. Do you
566
00:08:58,069 --> 00:08:58,870
>> deputy bates. Do you
remember?
567
00:08:58,871 --> 00:08:58,903
Remember?
568
00:08:58,904 --> 00:09:00,705
Remember?
>> remember?
569
00:09:00,706 --> 00:09:00,738
>> remember?
570
00:09:00,739 --> 00:09:02,874
>> remember?
Both: Yay!
571
00:09:02,875 --> 00:09:02,907
Both: Yay!
572
00:09:02,908 --> 00:09:03,674
Both: Yay!
>> "hello?"
573
00:09:03,675 --> 00:09:03,707
>> "hello?"
574
00:09:03,708 --> 00:09:04,475
>> "hello?"
>> "hello."
575
00:09:04,476 --> 00:09:04,509
>> "hello."
576
00:09:04,510 --> 00:09:06,177
>> "hello."
>> "hello."
577
00:09:06,178 --> 00:09:06,210
>> "hello."
578
00:09:06,211 --> 00:09:08,713
>> "hello."
>> no, no! Do not eat her baby!
579
00:09:08,714 --> 00:09:08,746
>> no, no! Do not eat her baby!
580
00:09:08,747 --> 00:09:10,047
>> no, no! Do not eat her baby!
Do not eat her baby!
581
00:09:10,048 --> 00:09:10,081
Do not eat her baby!
582
00:09:10,082 --> 00:09:11,148
Do not eat her baby!
>> look who's back.
583
00:09:11,149 --> 00:09:11,181
>> look who's back.
584
00:09:11,182 --> 00:09:13,117
>> look who's back.
>> who's the most special guy in
585
00:09:13,118 --> 00:09:13,150
>> who's the most special guy in
586
00:09:13,151 --> 00:09:14,085
>> who's the most special guy in
town?
587
00:09:14,086 --> 00:09:14,118
Town?
588
00:09:14,119 --> 00:09:16,787
Town?
>> it's patrick.
589
00:09:16,788 --> 00:09:16,820
>> it's patrick.
590
00:09:16,821 --> 00:09:19,089
>> it's patrick.
>> ...My hand. No. Ow!
591
00:09:19,090 --> 00:09:19,123
>> ...My hand. No. Ow!
592
00:09:19,124 --> 00:09:19,924
>> ...My hand. No. Ow!
>> patrick!
593
00:09:19,925 --> 00:09:19,957
>> patrick!
594
00:09:19,958 --> 00:09:21,025
>> patrick!
>> your badge is very shiny,
595
00:09:21,026 --> 00:09:21,058
>> your badge is very shiny,
596
00:09:21,059 --> 00:09:23,427
>> your badge is very shiny,
and it looks just like mine.
597
00:09:23,428 --> 00:09:23,461
And it looks just like mine.
598
00:09:23,462 --> 00:09:24,328
And it looks just like mine.
Isn't that neat?
599
00:09:24,329 --> 00:09:24,361
Isn't that neat?
600
00:09:24,362 --> 00:09:25,463
Isn't that neat?
>> look at that.
601
00:09:25,464 --> 00:09:25,496
>> look at that.
602
00:09:25,497 --> 00:09:28,132
>> look at that.
>> oh. Uh...I don't...
603
00:09:28,133 --> 00:09:28,165
>> oh. Uh...I don't...
604
00:09:28,166 --> 00:09:29,466
>> oh. Uh...I don't...
>> just--just let him do it.
605
00:09:29,467 --> 00:09:29,499
>> just--just let him do it.
606
00:09:29,500 --> 00:09:30,701
>> just--just let him do it.
Just let him do it.
607
00:09:30,702 --> 00:09:30,735
Just let him do it.
608
00:09:30,736 --> 00:09:32,102
Just let him do it.
We've all been there.
609
00:09:39,711 --> 00:09:40,611
>> the doctor said I had come
610
00:09:40,612 --> 00:09:40,644
>> the doctor said I had come
611
00:09:40,645 --> 00:09:41,913
>> the doctor said I had come
down with a rare case of what he
612
00:09:41,914 --> 00:09:41,946
Down with a rare case of what he
613
00:09:41,947 --> 00:09:45,015
Down with a rare case of what he
called, uh, equian, uh,
614
00:09:45,016 --> 00:09:45,049
Called, uh, equian, uh,
615
00:09:45,050 --> 00:09:47,785
Called, uh, equian, uh,
olfactosus, which is basically
616
00:09:47,786 --> 00:09:47,819
Olfactosus, which is basically
617
00:09:47,820 --> 00:09:49,787
Olfactosus, which is basically
my nasal passages and the horse
618
00:09:49,788 --> 00:09:49,821
My nasal passages and the horse
619
00:09:49,822 --> 00:09:52,890
My nasal passages and the horse
hide don't get along.
620
00:09:52,891 --> 00:09:52,923
Hide don't get along.
621
00:09:52,924 --> 00:09:53,690
Hide don't get along.
Unfortunately, it's gonna be
622
00:09:53,691 --> 00:09:53,724
Unfortunately, it's gonna be
623
00:09:53,725 --> 00:09:56,026
Unfortunately, it's gonna be
back in the old black and white
624
00:09:56,027 --> 00:09:56,060
Back in the old black and white
625
00:09:56,061 --> 00:09:57,594
Back in the old black and white
with jonsey and I. I know he's
626
00:09:57,595 --> 00:09:57,628
With jonsey and I. I know he's
627
00:09:57,629 --> 00:10:00,131
With jonsey and I. I know he's
gonna be sad to leave, but, uh,
628
00:10:00,132 --> 00:10:00,164
Gonna be sad to leave, but, uh,
629
00:10:00,165 --> 00:10:01,031
Gonna be sad to leave, but, uh,
you know, partners are partners,
630
00:10:01,032 --> 00:10:01,064
You know, partners are partners,
631
00:10:01,065 --> 00:10:03,601
You know, partners are partners,
and, uh, and law is thicker than
632
00:10:03,602 --> 00:10:03,634
And, uh, and law is thicker than
633
00:10:03,635 --> 00:10:06,504
And, uh, and law is thicker than
water, as they say.
634
00:10:06,505 --> 00:10:06,537
Water, as they say.
635
00:10:06,538 --> 00:10:11,242
Water, as they say.
>> ladies. Yep. Ha ha! Hey.
636
00:10:11,243 --> 00:10:11,275
>> ladies. Yep. Ha ha! Hey.
637
00:10:11,276 --> 00:10:12,176
>> ladies. Yep. Ha ha! Hey.
>> can we get a picture of your
638
00:10:12,177 --> 00:10:12,209
>> can we get a picture of your
639
00:10:12,210 --> 00:10:13,144
>> can we get a picture of your
horse?
640
00:10:13,145 --> 00:10:13,177
Horse?
641
00:10:13,178 --> 00:10:14,945
Horse?
>> oh. Hey. Of course.
642
00:10:14,946 --> 00:10:14,979
>> oh. Hey. Of course.
643
00:10:14,980 --> 00:10:16,047
>> oh. Hey. Of course.
Couple stallions right here,
644
00:10:16,048 --> 00:10:16,080
Couple stallions right here,
645
00:10:16,081 --> 00:10:18,182
Couple stallions right here,
huh? All right.
646
00:10:18,183 --> 00:10:18,215
Huh? All right.
647
00:10:18,216 --> 00:10:19,317
Huh? All right.
>> thank you.
648
00:10:19,318 --> 00:10:19,350
>> thank you.
649
00:10:19,351 --> 00:10:21,285
>> thank you.
>> no problem. You are real
650
00:10:21,286 --> 00:10:21,318
>> no problem. You are real
651
00:10:21,319 --> 00:10:21,952
>> no problem. You are real
cute.
652
00:10:21,953 --> 00:10:21,985
Cute.
653
00:10:21,986 --> 00:10:22,653
Cute.
>> thank you.
654
00:10:22,654 --> 00:10:22,687
>> thank you.
655
00:10:22,688 --> 00:10:23,520
>> thank you.
>> you go to the university,
656
00:10:23,521 --> 00:10:23,554
>> you go to the university,
657
00:10:23,555 --> 00:10:24,322
>> you go to the university,
or...
658
00:10:24,323 --> 00:10:24,355
Or...
659
00:10:24,356 --> 00:10:25,056
Or...
>> nope.
660
00:10:25,057 --> 00:10:25,089
>> nope.
661
00:10:25,090 --> 00:10:26,090
>> nope.
>> nope? What are y'all--what is
662
00:10:26,091 --> 00:10:26,123
>> nope? What are y'all--what is
663
00:10:26,124 --> 00:10:27,190
>> nope? What are y'all--what is
everybody doing later?
664
00:10:27,191 --> 00:10:27,224
Everybody doing later?
665
00:10:27,225 --> 00:10:28,025
Everybody doing later?
>> hey, how are you doing there?
666
00:10:28,026 --> 00:10:28,058
>> hey, how are you doing there?
667
00:10:28,059 --> 00:10:29,493
>> hey, how are you doing there?
>> hey. How you doing, man?
668
00:10:29,494 --> 00:10:29,527
>> hey. How you doing, man?
669
00:10:29,528 --> 00:10:30,528
>> hey. How you doing, man?
>> I'm all right. Hey, ladies.
670
00:10:30,529 --> 00:10:30,561
>> I'm all right. Hey, ladies.
671
00:10:30,562 --> 00:10:31,462
>> I'm all right. Hey, ladies.
>> I'll get back with y'all,
672
00:10:31,463 --> 00:10:31,495
>> I'll get back with y'all,
673
00:10:31,496 --> 00:10:33,464
>> I'll get back with y'all,
ladies. All right. What's up?
674
00:10:33,465 --> 00:10:33,497
Ladies. All right. What's up?
675
00:10:33,498 --> 00:10:34,765
Ladies. All right. What's up?
>> well, the doctor says I can't
676
00:10:34,766 --> 00:10:34,798
>> well, the doctor says I can't
677
00:10:34,799 --> 00:10:38,002
>> well, the doctor says I can't
get within 15 feet of the horse
678
00:10:38,003 --> 00:10:38,035
Get within 15 feet of the horse
679
00:10:38,036 --> 00:10:38,636
Get within 15 feet of the horse
there.
680
00:10:38,637 --> 00:10:38,669
There.
681
00:10:38,670 --> 00:10:40,337
There.
>> can you hold on for a second?
682
00:10:40,338 --> 00:10:40,371
>> can you hold on for a second?
683
00:10:40,372 --> 00:10:42,473
>> can you hold on for a second?
[whispering, indistinct]
684
00:10:42,474 --> 00:10:42,506
[whispering, indistinct]
685
00:10:42,507 --> 00:10:43,240
[whispering, indistinct]
>> oh, hey there, jones.
686
00:10:43,241 --> 00:10:43,274
>> oh, hey there, jones.
687
00:10:43,275 --> 00:10:44,875
>> oh, hey there, jones.
Remember me? Garcia? Your
688
00:10:44,876 --> 00:10:44,909
Remember me? Garcia? Your
689
00:10:44,910 --> 00:10:46,176
Remember me? Garcia? Your
partner? Hello?
690
00:10:46,177 --> 00:10:46,210
Partner? Hello?
691
00:10:46,211 --> 00:10:47,111
Partner? Hello?
>> hmm?
692
00:10:47,112 --> 00:10:47,144
>> hmm?
693
00:10:47,145 --> 00:10:48,179
>> hmm?
>> I mean, uh, we are still
694
00:10:48,180 --> 00:10:48,212
>> I mean, uh, we are still
695
00:10:48,213 --> 00:10:50,147
>> I mean, uh, we are still
gonna be partners. I mean, uh...
696
00:10:50,148 --> 00:10:50,180
Gonna be partners. I mean, uh...
697
00:10:50,181 --> 00:10:51,082
Gonna be partners. I mean, uh...
I mean, I know I can't ride a
698
00:10:51,083 --> 00:10:51,115
I mean, I know I can't ride a
699
00:10:51,116 --> 00:10:52,349
I mean, I know I can't ride a
horse. So I'm reckoning you're
700
00:10:52,350 --> 00:10:52,383
Horse. So I'm reckoning you're
701
00:10:52,384 --> 00:10:53,650
Horse. So I'm reckoning you're
gonna come back in the crown vic
702
00:10:53,651 --> 00:10:53,684
Gonna come back in the crown vic
703
00:10:53,685 --> 00:10:55,653
Gonna come back in the crown vic
with me. I mean, uh, we do have
704
00:10:55,654 --> 00:10:55,686
With me. I mean, uh, we do have
705
00:10:55,687 --> 00:10:57,755
With me. I mean, uh, we do have
14 years here, buddy.
706
00:10:57,756 --> 00:10:57,788
14 years here, buddy.
707
00:10:57,789 --> 00:10:59,256
14 years here, buddy.
>> well, 'cause you're--
708
00:10:59,257 --> 00:10:59,289
>> well, 'cause you're--
709
00:10:59,290 --> 00:11:00,357
>> well, 'cause you're--
I mean, because you're, you
710
00:11:00,358 --> 00:11:00,390
I mean, because you're, you
711
00:11:00,391 --> 00:11:01,058
I mean, because you're, you
know--
712
00:11:01,059 --> 00:11:01,091
Know--
713
00:11:01,092 --> 00:11:01,792
Know--
>> well, yeah--
714
00:11:01,793 --> 00:11:01,826
>> well, yeah--
715
00:11:01,827 --> 00:11:02,659
>> well, yeah--
>> because you're incapacitated
716
00:11:02,660 --> 00:11:02,693
>> because you're incapacitated
717
00:11:02,694 --> 00:11:03,561
>> because you're incapacitated
doesn't mean that I, you know,
718
00:11:03,562 --> 00:11:03,594
Doesn't mean that I, you know,
719
00:11:03,595 --> 00:11:07,097
Doesn't mean that I, you know,
gotta go back to--I'm here, man.
720
00:11:07,098 --> 00:11:07,131
Gotta go back to--I'm here, man.
721
00:11:07,132 --> 00:11:08,398
Gotta go back to--I'm here, man.
>> well, you are here, and you
722
00:11:08,399 --> 00:11:08,432
>> well, you are here, and you
723
00:11:08,433 --> 00:11:09,634
>> well, you are here, and you
are my partner, and I guess if
724
00:11:09,635 --> 00:11:09,667
Are my partner, and I guess if
725
00:11:09,668 --> 00:11:10,567
Are my partner, and I guess if
you want to leave me hanging out
726
00:11:10,568 --> 00:11:10,601
You want to leave me hanging out
727
00:11:10,602 --> 00:11:12,002
You want to leave me hanging out
to dry, that's fine.
728
00:11:12,003 --> 00:11:12,036
To dry, that's fine.
729
00:11:12,037 --> 00:11:13,137
To dry, that's fine.
If you don't need me, then I
730
00:11:13,138 --> 00:11:13,170
If you don't need me, then I
731
00:11:13,171 --> 00:11:16,774
If you don't need me, then I
don't need you, either, ok?
732
00:11:16,775 --> 00:11:16,808
Don't need you, either, ok?
733
00:11:16,809 --> 00:11:20,812
Don't need you, either, ok?
I'll talk to you later.
734
00:11:20,813 --> 00:11:20,845
I'll talk to you later.
735
00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:22,913
I'll talk to you later.
>> hey, old boy. Garcia. I do
736
00:11:22,914 --> 00:11:22,946
>> hey, old boy. Garcia. I do
737
00:11:22,947 --> 00:11:24,881
>> hey, old boy. Garcia. I do
need you. Hold on. Come on back.
738
00:11:24,882 --> 00:11:24,915
Need you. Hold on. Come on back.
739
00:11:24,916 --> 00:11:26,516
Need you. Hold on. Come on back.
>> yeah?
740
00:11:26,517 --> 00:11:26,550
>> yeah?
741
00:11:26,551 --> 00:11:28,386
>> yeah?
>> say "white girls love
742
00:11:28,387 --> 00:11:28,419
>> say "white girls love
743
00:11:28,420 --> 00:11:30,587
>> say "white girls love
horses."
744
00:11:35,027 --> 00:11:36,327
>> holy shit!
745
00:11:36,328 --> 00:11:36,360
>> holy shit!
746
00:11:36,361 --> 00:11:37,761
>> holy shit!
Reno, we got an officer down.
747
00:11:37,762 --> 00:11:37,794
Reno, we got an officer down.
748
00:11:37,795 --> 00:11:38,930
Reno, we got an officer down.
I need medical attention
749
00:11:38,931 --> 00:11:38,963
I need medical attention
750
00:11:38,964 --> 00:11:42,232
I need medical attention
immediately. Junior! Junior!
751
00:11:42,233 --> 00:11:42,266
Immediately. Junior! Junior!
752
00:11:42,267 --> 00:11:43,034
Immediately. Junior! Junior!
>> kimball?
753
00:11:43,035 --> 00:11:43,067
>> kimball?
754
00:11:43,068 --> 00:11:44,569
>> kimball?
>> oh, my god! Oh, my god!
755
00:11:44,570 --> 00:11:44,602
>> oh, my god! Oh, my god!
756
00:11:44,603 --> 00:11:45,536
>> oh, my god! Oh, my god!
>> I've been wearing this vest
757
00:11:45,537 --> 00:11:45,569
>> I've been wearing this vest
758
00:11:45,570 --> 00:11:47,938
>> I've been wearing this vest
for 7 years. The bullet went
759
00:11:47,939 --> 00:11:47,972
For 7 years. The bullet went
760
00:11:47,973 --> 00:11:49,840
For 7 years. The bullet went
right through it like butter.
761
00:11:49,841 --> 00:11:49,874
Right through it like butter.
762
00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:51,375
Right through it like butter.
>> you're gonna be just fine.
763
00:11:51,376 --> 00:11:51,408
>> you're gonna be just fine.
764
00:11:51,409 --> 00:11:53,110
>> you're gonna be just fine.
So, uh, looking forward to those
765
00:11:53,111 --> 00:11:53,143
So, uh, looking forward to those
766
00:11:53,144 --> 00:11:55,846
So, uh, looking forward to those
emts asap, sir.
767
00:11:55,847 --> 00:11:55,880
Emts asap, sir.
768
00:11:55,881 --> 00:11:56,446
Emts asap, sir.
>> I'm real cold.
769
00:11:56,447 --> 00:11:56,480
>> I'm real cold.
770
00:11:56,481 --> 00:11:57,682
>> I'm real cold.
>> oh!
771
00:11:57,683 --> 00:11:57,715
>> oh!
772
00:11:57,716 --> 00:11:58,849
>> oh!
>> things are getting...
773
00:11:58,850 --> 00:11:58,883
>> things are getting...
774
00:11:58,884 --> 00:11:59,650
>> things are getting...
>> ok.
775
00:11:59,651 --> 00:11:59,684
>> ok.
776
00:11:59,685 --> 00:12:00,417
>> ok.
>> no, I'm ok.
777
00:12:00,418 --> 00:12:00,450
>> no, I'm ok.
778
00:12:00,451 --> 00:12:01,218
>> no, I'm ok.
>> I'm just gonna rock you like
779
00:12:01,219 --> 00:12:01,252
>> I'm just gonna rock you like
780
00:12:01,253 --> 00:12:02,386
>> I'm just gonna rock you like
this. Do you like that? Does
781
00:12:02,387 --> 00:12:02,419
This. Do you like that? Does
782
00:12:02,420 --> 00:12:03,487
This. Do you like that? Does
that make you feel good?
783
00:12:03,488 --> 00:12:03,521
That make you feel good?
784
00:12:03,522 --> 00:12:04,855
That make you feel good?
>> that feels good.
785
00:12:04,856 --> 00:12:04,889
>> that feels good.
786
00:12:04,890 --> 00:12:05,655
>> that feels good.
>> I think you should just keep
787
00:12:05,656 --> 00:12:05,689
>> I think you should just keep
788
00:12:05,690 --> 00:12:06,390
>> I think you should just keep
talking.
789
00:12:06,391 --> 00:12:06,423
Talking.
790
00:12:06,424 --> 00:12:07,158
Talking.
>> yeah?
791
00:12:07,159 --> 00:12:07,191
>> yeah?
792
00:12:07,192 --> 00:12:08,860
>> yeah?
>> I don't know you at all.
793
00:12:08,861 --> 00:12:08,893
>> I don't know you at all.
794
00:12:08,894 --> 00:12:09,960
>> I don't know you at all.
>> you know, you're just a nice
795
00:12:09,961 --> 00:12:09,993
>> you know, you're just a nice
796
00:12:09,994 --> 00:12:12,697
>> you know, you're just a nice
person, and to me, it's almost
797
00:12:12,698 --> 00:12:12,730
Person, and to me, it's almost
798
00:12:12,731 --> 00:12:16,267
Person, and to me, it's almost
a shame that you're...
799
00:12:16,268 --> 00:12:16,300
A shame that you're...
800
00:12:16,301 --> 00:12:17,735
A shame that you're...
You know.
801
00:12:17,736 --> 00:12:17,768
You know.
802
00:12:17,769 --> 00:12:19,169
You know.
>> what?
803
00:12:19,170 --> 00:12:19,203
>> what?
804
00:12:19,204 --> 00:12:19,904
>> what?
>> seems like you could be a
805
00:12:19,905 --> 00:12:19,937
>> seems like you could be a
806
00:12:19,938 --> 00:12:21,105
>> seems like you could be a
pretty decent piece of ass if
807
00:12:21,106 --> 00:12:21,138
Pretty decent piece of ass if
808
00:12:21,139 --> 00:12:22,840
Pretty decent piece of ass if
you weren't a lesbian. That's
809
00:12:22,841 --> 00:12:22,873
You weren't a lesbian. That's
810
00:12:22,874 --> 00:12:24,207
You weren't a lesbian. That's
all I'm saying. Not that I'm--
811
00:12:24,208 --> 00:12:24,241
All I'm saying. Not that I'm--
812
00:12:24,242 --> 00:12:25,977
All I'm saying. Not that I'm--
>> a, thank you. A, thank you.
813
00:12:25,978 --> 00:12:26,010
>> a, thank you. A, thank you.
814
00:12:26,011 --> 00:12:27,912
>> a, thank you. A, thank you.
And b, I am not a lesbian.
815
00:12:27,913 --> 00:12:27,945
And b, I am not a lesbian.
816
00:12:27,946 --> 00:12:28,712
And b, I am not a lesbian.
Just because I have had
817
00:12:28,713 --> 00:12:28,746
Just because I have had
818
00:12:28,747 --> 00:12:31,415
Just because I have had
thoughts, perhaps dreams,
819
00:12:31,416 --> 00:12:31,448
Thoughts, perhaps dreams,
820
00:12:31,449 --> 00:12:33,384
Thoughts, perhaps dreams,
does not mean that I have
821
00:12:33,385 --> 00:12:33,417
Does not mean that I have
822
00:12:33,418 --> 00:12:35,919
Does not mean that I have
participated in a sexual manner
823
00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:35,953
Participated in a sexual manner
824
00:12:35,954 --> 00:12:37,688
Participated in a sexual manner
with another woman.
825
00:12:37,689 --> 00:12:37,721
With another woman.
826
00:12:37,722 --> 00:12:38,823
With another woman.
>> hmm. Well, I guess you ain't
827
00:12:38,824 --> 00:12:38,856
>> hmm. Well, I guess you ain't
828
00:12:38,857 --> 00:12:40,091
>> hmm. Well, I guess you ain't
a race car driver unless you get
829
00:12:40,092 --> 00:12:40,124
A race car driver unless you get
830
00:12:40,125 --> 00:12:41,392
A race car driver unless you get
behind the wheel.
831
00:12:41,393 --> 00:12:41,425
Behind the wheel.
832
00:12:41,426 --> 00:12:42,826
Behind the wheel.
>> that's a good way to look at
833
00:12:42,827 --> 00:12:42,859
>> that's a good way to look at
834
00:12:42,860 --> 00:12:44,061
>> that's a good way to look at
it.
835
00:12:44,062 --> 00:12:44,095
It.
836
00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:47,798
It.
>> you know, I'd love...
837
00:12:47,799 --> 00:12:47,832
>> you know, I'd love...
838
00:12:47,833 --> 00:12:48,899
>> you know, I'd love...
If I'm going to go into the next
839
00:12:48,900 --> 00:12:48,932
If I'm going to go into the next
840
00:12:48,933 --> 00:12:49,600
If I'm going to go into the next
world...
841
00:12:49,601 --> 00:12:49,634
World...
842
00:12:49,635 --> 00:12:50,501
World...
>> mm-hmm?
843
00:12:50,502 --> 00:12:50,534
>> mm-hmm?
844
00:12:50,535 --> 00:12:51,569
>> mm-hmm?
>> to at least not think I'm
845
00:12:51,570 --> 00:12:51,602
>> to at least not think I'm
846
00:12:51,603 --> 00:12:53,170
>> to at least not think I'm
100% alone and dying--
847
00:12:53,171 --> 00:12:53,204
100% alone and dying--
848
00:12:53,205 --> 00:12:55,072
100% alone and dying--
>> you're not alone. You're not
849
00:12:55,073 --> 00:12:55,105
>> you're not alone. You're not
850
00:12:55,106 --> 00:12:56,807
>> you're not alone. You're not
alone, junior. You're not alone.
851
00:12:56,808 --> 00:12:56,840
Alone, junior. You're not alone.
852
00:12:56,841 --> 00:12:57,875
Alone, junior. You're not alone.
I'm here with you.
853
00:12:57,876 --> 00:12:57,908
I'm here with you.
854
00:12:57,909 --> 00:12:58,709
I'm here with you.
>> can I have the taste of a
855
00:12:58,710 --> 00:12:58,743
>> can I have the taste of a
856
00:12:58,744 --> 00:13:03,480
>> can I have the taste of a
woman on my lips as I go?
857
00:13:03,481 --> 00:13:03,514
Woman on my lips as I go?
858
00:13:03,515 --> 00:13:04,181
Woman on my lips as I go?
>> uh...
859
00:13:04,182 --> 00:13:04,214
>> uh...
860
00:13:04,215 --> 00:13:05,382
>> uh...
>> I'm a dying man.
861
00:13:05,383 --> 00:13:05,415
>> I'm a dying man.
862
00:13:05,416 --> 00:13:07,250
>> I'm a dying man.
>> you're not gonna die.
863
00:13:07,251 --> 00:13:07,284
>> you're not gonna die.
864
00:13:07,285 --> 00:13:10,254
>> you're not gonna die.
Oh, jeez! You're--
865
00:13:16,861 --> 00:13:19,630
>> you're gonna be ok.
866
00:13:19,631 --> 00:13:19,664
>> you're gonna be ok.
867
00:13:19,665 --> 00:13:20,898
>> you're gonna be ok.
>> I think you're a lesbian.
868
00:13:20,899 --> 00:13:20,931
>> I think you're a lesbian.
869
00:13:20,932 --> 00:13:22,099
>> I think you're a lesbian.
>> I am not a lesbian.
870
00:13:22,100 --> 00:13:22,132
>> I am not a lesbian.
871
00:13:22,133 --> 00:13:22,866
>> I am not a lesbian.
>> that's what I think.
872
00:13:22,867 --> 00:13:22,900
>> that's what I think.
873
00:13:22,901 --> 00:13:24,335
>> that's what I think.
>> that was very enjoyable.
874
00:13:32,810 --> 00:13:33,778
>> we take you now live to the
875
00:13:33,779 --> 00:13:33,811
>> we take you now live to the
876
00:13:33,812 --> 00:13:34,812
>> we take you now live to the
reno sheriff's department where
877
00:13:34,813 --> 00:13:34,845
Reno sheriff's department where
878
00:13:34,846 --> 00:13:36,246
Reno sheriff's department where
a press conference is already in
879
00:13:36,247 --> 00:13:36,279
A press conference is already in
880
00:13:36,280 --> 00:13:37,648
A press conference is already in
progress.
881
00:13:37,649 --> 00:13:37,682
Progress.
882
00:13:37,683 --> 00:13:43,020
Progress.
>> [imitating a hip-hop beat]
883
00:13:43,021 --> 00:13:43,054
>> [imitating a hip-hop beat]
884
00:13:43,055 --> 00:13:45,188
>> [imitating a hip-hop beat]
>> ââ¢Âª oh, oh,
885
00:13:45,189 --> 00:13:45,222
>> ââ¢Âª oh, oh,
886
00:13:45,223 --> 00:13:47,291
>> ââ¢Âª oh, oh,
oh, oh,
887
00:13:47,292 --> 00:13:47,324
Oh, oh,
888
00:13:47,325 --> 00:13:49,460
Oh, oh,
oh, oh,
889
00:13:49,461 --> 00:13:49,493
Oh, oh,
890
00:13:49,494 --> 00:13:50,227
Oh, oh,
oh, oh ââ¢Âª
891
00:13:50,228 --> 00:13:50,261
Oh, oh ââ¢Âª
892
00:13:50,262 --> 00:13:52,163
Oh, oh ââ¢Âª
>> ââ¢Âª ha ha ha ha ha ha ââ¢Âª
893
00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:52,196
>> ââ¢Âª ha ha ha ha ha ha ââ¢Âª
894
00:13:52,197 --> 00:13:54,298
>> ââ¢Âª ha ha ha ha ha ha ââ¢Âª
>> ââ¢Âª give it to dj trudy,
895
00:13:54,299 --> 00:13:54,332
>> ââ¢Âª give it to dj trudy,
896
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:56,033
>> ââ¢Âª give it to dj trudy,
take it-- ââ¢Âª what happened?
897
00:13:56,034 --> 00:13:56,067
Take it-- ââ¢Âª what happened?
898
00:13:56,068 --> 00:13:57,401
Take it-- ââ¢Âª what happened?
>> I threw up a little bit.
899
00:13:57,402 --> 00:13:57,434
>> I threw up a little bit.
900
00:13:57,435 --> 00:13:59,871
>> I threw up a little bit.
Man: Hey, you're on the air.
901
00:13:59,872 --> 00:13:59,904
Man: Hey, you're on the air.
902
00:13:59,905 --> 00:14:01,672
Man: Hey, you're on the air.
Yo, you're on the air!
903
00:14:01,673 --> 00:14:01,706
Yo, you're on the air!
904
00:14:01,707 --> 00:14:04,775
Yo, you're on the air!
>> oh. Ahem.
905
00:14:04,776 --> 00:14:04,808
>> oh. Ahem.
906
00:14:04,809 --> 00:14:05,642
>> oh. Ahem.
Go.
907
00:14:05,643 --> 00:14:05,675
Go.
908
00:14:05,676 --> 00:14:06,944
Go.
>> hey. Hi.
909
00:14:12,818 --> 00:14:13,751
>> you're my pal. You're my
910
00:14:13,752 --> 00:14:13,784
>> you're my pal. You're my
911
00:14:13,785 --> 00:14:14,852
>> you're my pal. You're my
friend. We got something
912
00:14:14,853 --> 00:14:14,885
Friend. We got something
913
00:14:14,886 --> 00:14:18,255
Friend. We got something
special, and nobody, nobody's
914
00:14:18,256 --> 00:14:18,289
Special, and nobody, nobody's
915
00:14:18,290 --> 00:14:20,857
Special, and nobody, nobody's
gonna come between that, huh?
916
00:14:20,858 --> 00:14:20,891
Gonna come between that, huh?
917
00:14:20,892 --> 00:14:23,694
Gonna come between that, huh?
[chuckles] jones and logan.
918
00:14:23,695 --> 00:14:23,728
[chuckles] jones and logan.
919
00:14:23,729 --> 00:14:26,130
[chuckles] jones and logan.
I like how that sounds.
920
00:14:26,131 --> 00:14:26,163
I like how that sounds.
921
00:14:26,164 --> 00:14:27,732
I like how that sounds.
[sighs]
922
00:14:27,733 --> 00:14:27,765
[sighs]
923
00:14:27,766 --> 00:14:29,066
[sighs]
we're gonna have adventures.
924
00:14:29,067 --> 00:14:29,099
We're gonna have adventures.
925
00:14:29,100 --> 00:14:31,302
We're gonna have adventures.
Woman: Hey! Come back here!
926
00:14:31,303 --> 00:14:31,335
Woman: Hey! Come back here!
927
00:14:31,336 --> 00:14:34,004
Woman: Hey! Come back here!
Officer! Do something!
928
00:14:34,005 --> 00:14:34,037
Officer! Do something!
929
00:14:34,038 --> 00:14:37,841
Officer! Do something!
>> ha ha! Come on! Logan, away!
930
00:14:37,842 --> 00:14:37,874
>> ha ha! Come on! Logan, away!
931
00:14:37,875 --> 00:14:38,542
>> ha ha! Come on! Logan, away!
[horse whinnies]
932
00:14:38,543 --> 00:14:38,576
[horse whinnies]
933
00:14:38,577 --> 00:14:41,278
[horse whinnies]
aah! Uhh!
934
00:14:41,279 --> 00:14:41,311
Aah! Uhh!
935
00:14:41,312 --> 00:14:42,713
Aah! Uhh!
[weeps]
936
00:14:49,354 --> 00:14:50,854
>> they tell me that, at the
937
00:14:50,855 --> 00:14:50,887
>> they tell me that, at the
938
00:14:50,888 --> 00:14:53,224
>> they tell me that, at the
doctors, that I'm not having--
939
00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:53,257
Doctors, that I'm not having--
940
00:14:53,258 --> 00:14:55,192
Doctors, that I'm not having--
that it's probably just one,
941
00:14:55,193 --> 00:14:55,225
That it's probably just one,
942
00:14:55,226 --> 00:14:56,226
That it's probably just one,
that's it's probably just one
943
00:14:56,227 --> 00:14:56,260
That's it's probably just one
944
00:14:56,261 --> 00:14:57,194
That's it's probably just one
baby, but it feels like a
945
00:14:57,195 --> 00:14:57,228
Baby, but it feels like a
946
00:14:57,229 --> 00:14:59,330
Baby, but it feels like a
litter.
947
00:14:59,331 --> 00:14:59,363
Litter.
948
00:14:59,364 --> 00:15:00,798
Litter.
>> yeah. I wouldn't be
949
00:15:00,799 --> 00:15:00,831
>> yeah. I wouldn't be
950
00:15:00,832 --> 00:15:03,600
>> yeah. I wouldn't be
surprised. Ahem.
951
00:15:03,601 --> 00:15:03,634
Surprised. Ahem.
952
00:15:03,635 --> 00:15:04,368
Surprised. Ahem.
I wouldn't be surprised if it
953
00:15:04,369 --> 00:15:04,401
I wouldn't be surprised if it
954
00:15:04,402 --> 00:15:05,569
I wouldn't be surprised if it
was a litter. I wouldn't be
955
00:15:05,570 --> 00:15:05,602
Was a litter. I wouldn't be
956
00:15:05,603 --> 00:15:06,871
Was a litter. I wouldn't be
surprised if it was rosemary's
957
00:15:06,872 --> 00:15:06,904
Surprised if it was rosemary's
958
00:15:06,905 --> 00:15:08,372
Surprised if it was rosemary's
baby. But mostly--
959
00:15:08,373 --> 00:15:08,406
Baby. But mostly--
960
00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:09,239
Baby. But mostly--
>> would you be surprised if he
961
00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:09,273
>> would you be surprised if he
962
00:15:09,274 --> 00:15:11,375
>> would you be surprised if he
looked like you at all?
963
00:15:11,376 --> 00:15:11,408
Looked like you at all?
964
00:15:11,409 --> 00:15:12,176
Looked like you at all?
>> yeah, a little bit.
965
00:15:19,451 --> 00:15:20,717
>> if I'm gonna die here on this
966
00:15:20,718 --> 00:15:20,751
>> if I'm gonna die here on this
967
00:15:20,752 --> 00:15:22,720
>> if I'm gonna die here on this
cold pavement, I'd feel a lot
968
00:15:22,721 --> 00:15:22,753
Cold pavement, I'd feel a lot
969
00:15:22,754 --> 00:15:24,855
Cold pavement, I'd feel a lot
better if you just let me maybe
970
00:15:24,856 --> 00:15:24,889
Better if you just let me maybe
971
00:15:24,890 --> 00:15:27,657
Better if you just let me maybe
get to third with you.
972
00:15:27,658 --> 00:15:27,691
Get to third with you.
973
00:15:27,692 --> 00:15:28,726
Get to third with you.
>> no, I am not gonna let you
974
00:15:28,727 --> 00:15:28,759
>> no, I am not gonna let you
975
00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:29,893
>> no, I am not gonna let you
get to third with me.
976
00:15:29,894 --> 00:15:29,926
Get to third with me.
977
00:15:29,927 --> 00:15:32,129
Get to third with me.
>> all right. I was just asking.
978
00:15:32,130 --> 00:15:32,162
>> all right. I was just asking.
979
00:15:32,163 --> 00:15:33,030
>> all right. I was just asking.
>> what--I don't even
980
00:15:33,031 --> 00:15:33,064
>> what--I don't even
981
00:15:33,065 --> 00:15:34,398
>> what--I don't even
understand--I don't even know if
982
00:15:34,399 --> 00:15:34,432
Understand--I don't even know if
983
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:36,666
Understand--I don't even know if
I remember what third is.
984
00:15:36,667 --> 00:15:36,700
I remember what third is.
985
00:15:36,701 --> 00:15:37,835
I remember what third is.
>> under the bra.
986
00:15:37,836 --> 00:15:37,868
>> under the bra.
987
00:15:37,869 --> 00:15:38,769
>> under the bra.
>> that's what I thought.
988
00:15:38,770 --> 00:15:38,802
>> that's what I thought.
989
00:15:38,803 --> 00:15:39,469
>> that's what I thought.
>> yeah.
990
00:15:39,470 --> 00:15:39,503
>> yeah.
991
00:15:39,504 --> 00:15:40,271
>> yeah.
>> no.
992
00:15:40,272 --> 00:15:40,304
>> no.
993
00:15:40,305 --> 00:15:42,305
>> no.
>> fine.
994
00:15:42,306 --> 00:15:42,339
>> fine.
995
00:15:42,340 --> 00:15:44,008
>> fine.
Can I have another kiss?
996
00:15:44,009 --> 00:15:44,041
Can I have another kiss?
997
00:15:44,042 --> 00:15:45,776
Can I have another kiss?
>> [sighs]
998
00:15:45,777 --> 00:15:45,810
>> [sighs]
999
00:15:45,811 --> 00:15:48,812
>> [sighs]
all right, fine.
1000
00:15:48,813 --> 00:15:48,846
All right, fine.
1001
00:15:48,847 --> 00:15:49,813
All right, fine.
You're not supposed to give me
1002
00:15:49,814 --> 00:15:49,846
You're not supposed to give me
1003
00:15:49,847 --> 00:15:51,081
You're not supposed to give me
the tongue! You didn't say
1004
00:15:51,082 --> 00:15:51,115
The tongue! You didn't say
1005
00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:53,350
The tongue! You didn't say
anything about tongue!
1006
00:15:53,351 --> 00:15:53,384
Anything about tongue!
1007
00:15:53,385 --> 00:15:55,585
Anything about tongue!
Now, that is not fair!
1008
00:15:55,586 --> 00:15:55,619
Now, that is not fair!
1009
00:15:55,620 --> 00:15:56,754
Now, that is not fair!
Again, you were taking advantage
1010
00:15:56,755 --> 00:15:56,787
Again, you were taking advantage
1011
00:15:56,788 --> 00:15:57,788
Again, you were taking advantage
of the situation. Now, that's
1012
00:15:57,789 --> 00:15:57,821
Of the situation. Now, that's
1013
00:15:57,822 --> 00:16:00,224
Of the situation. Now, that's
just shameful.
1014
00:16:00,225 --> 00:16:00,257
Just shameful.
1015
00:16:00,258 --> 00:16:01,525
Just shameful.
>> she's a lesbian.
1016
00:16:01,526 --> 00:16:01,558
>> she's a lesbian.
1017
00:16:01,559 --> 00:16:03,527
>> she's a lesbian.
>> I am not a lesbian!
1018
00:16:03,528 --> 00:16:03,560
>> I am not a lesbian!
1019
00:16:03,561 --> 00:16:04,328
>> I am not a lesbian!
Now what do I have to do,
1020
00:16:04,329 --> 00:16:04,362
Now what do I have to do,
1021
00:16:04,363 --> 00:16:07,230
Now what do I have to do,
publicly have sex with a man?
1022
00:16:07,231 --> 00:16:07,264
Publicly have sex with a man?
1023
00:16:07,265 --> 00:16:10,034
Publicly have sex with a man?
>> take out "publicly."
1024
00:16:10,035 --> 00:16:10,067
>> take out "publicly."
1025
00:16:10,068 --> 00:16:10,968
>> take out "publicly."
I mean, if you're gonna give me
1026
00:16:10,969 --> 00:16:11,001
I mean, if you're gonna give me
1027
00:16:11,002 --> 00:16:12,603
I mean, if you're gonna give me
something to live for, we'll go
1028
00:16:12,604 --> 00:16:12,636
Something to live for, we'll go
1029
00:16:12,637 --> 00:16:16,039
Something to live for, we'll go
to tahoe...And we'll bone.
1030
00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:16,073
To tahoe...And we'll bone.
1031
00:16:16,074 --> 00:16:17,074
To tahoe...And we'll bone.
We'll rent one of them rooms
1032
00:16:17,075 --> 00:16:17,107
We'll rent one of them rooms
1033
00:16:17,108 --> 00:16:18,108
We'll rent one of them rooms
and then we'll bone in the hot
1034
00:16:18,109 --> 00:16:18,141
And then we'll bone in the hot
1035
00:16:18,142 --> 00:16:20,778
And then we'll bone in the hot
tub with the porno on.
1036
00:16:20,779 --> 00:16:20,811
Tub with the porno on.
1037
00:16:20,812 --> 00:16:21,712
Tub with the porno on.
What do you think, is that a
1038
00:16:21,713 --> 00:16:21,745
What do you think, is that a
1039
00:16:21,746 --> 00:16:23,247
What do you think, is that a
deal?
1040
00:16:23,248 --> 00:16:23,280
Deal?
1041
00:16:23,281 --> 00:16:24,081
Deal?
Scratch the porno.
1042
00:16:24,082 --> 00:16:24,114
Scratch the porno.
1043
00:16:24,115 --> 00:16:27,484
Scratch the porno.
Just the hot tub. Candles.
1044
00:16:27,485 --> 00:16:27,517
Just the hot tub. Candles.
1045
00:16:27,518 --> 00:16:29,486
Just the hot tub. Candles.
I swear on the good book, if I
1046
00:16:29,487 --> 00:16:29,520
I swear on the good book, if I
1047
00:16:29,521 --> 00:16:31,321
I swear on the good book, if I
pull through, I will bone
1048
00:16:31,322 --> 00:16:31,355
Pull through, I will bone
1049
00:16:31,356 --> 00:16:34,124
Pull through, I will bone
kimball.
1050
00:16:34,125 --> 00:16:34,158
Kimball.
1051
00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:36,060
Kimball.
>> I swear on the good book that
1052
00:16:36,061 --> 00:16:36,093
>> I swear on the good book that
1053
00:16:36,094 --> 00:16:37,394
>> I swear on the good book that
if you pull through, I will--
1054
00:16:37,395 --> 00:16:37,428
If you pull through, I will--
1055
00:16:37,429 --> 00:16:44,201
If you pull through, I will--
I will bone...Travis junior.
1056
00:16:44,202 --> 00:16:44,234
I will bone...Travis junior.
1057
00:16:44,235 --> 00:16:45,202
I will bone...Travis junior.
All right?
1058
00:16:45,203 --> 00:16:45,236
All right?
1059
00:16:45,237 --> 00:16:47,504
All right?
>> yeah.
1060
00:16:49,941 --> 00:16:51,742
>> even though the doctor said,
1061
00:16:51,743 --> 00:16:51,775
>> even though the doctor said,
1062
00:16:51,776 --> 00:16:52,743
>> even though the doctor said,
"you're pregnant," and I took
1063
00:16:52,744 --> 00:16:52,776
"you're pregnant," and I took
1064
00:16:52,777 --> 00:16:53,877
"you're pregnant," and I took
the test and it said I'm
1065
00:16:53,878 --> 00:16:53,911
The test and it said I'm
1066
00:16:53,912 --> 00:16:54,378
The test and it said I'm
pregnant--
1067
00:16:54,379 --> 00:16:54,411
Pregnant--
1068
00:16:54,412 --> 00:16:55,078
Pregnant--
>> yeah.
1069
00:16:55,079 --> 00:16:55,112
>> yeah.
1070
00:16:55,113 --> 00:16:55,846
>> yeah.
>> and I could feel him
1071
00:16:55,847 --> 00:16:55,879
>> and I could feel him
1072
00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:56,547
>> and I could feel him
kicking--
1073
00:16:56,548 --> 00:16:56,580
Kicking--
1074
00:16:56,581 --> 00:16:57,314
Kicking--
>> yeah.
1075
00:16:57,315 --> 00:16:57,347
>> yeah.
1076
00:16:57,348 --> 00:16:58,048
>> yeah.
>> and, um...
1077
00:16:58,049 --> 00:16:58,082
>> and, um...
1078
00:16:58,083 --> 00:16:58,815
>> and, um...
>> yeah.
1079
00:16:58,816 --> 00:16:58,848
>> yeah.
1080
00:16:58,849 --> 00:16:59,750
>> yeah.
>> all the things that go along
1081
00:16:59,751 --> 00:16:59,783
>> all the things that go along
1082
00:16:59,784 --> 00:17:00,751
>> all the things that go along
with being pregnant, even though
1083
00:17:00,752 --> 00:17:00,784
With being pregnant, even though
1084
00:17:00,785 --> 00:17:02,986
With being pregnant, even though
that--I wasn't 100% positive--
1085
00:17:02,987 --> 00:17:03,020
That--I wasn't 100% positive--
1086
00:17:03,021 --> 00:17:03,821
That--I wasn't 100% positive--
>> yeah.
1087
00:17:03,822 --> 00:17:03,854
>> yeah.
1088
00:17:03,855 --> 00:17:06,356
>> yeah.
>> until I started to have some
1089
00:17:06,357 --> 00:17:06,390
>> until I started to have some
1090
00:17:06,391 --> 00:17:08,358
>> until I started to have some
leakage.
1091
00:17:08,359 --> 00:17:08,391
Leakage.
1092
00:17:08,392 --> 00:17:10,093
Leakage.
>> from your utters?
1093
00:17:10,094 --> 00:17:10,126
>> from your utters?
1094
00:17:10,127 --> 00:17:11,162
>> from your utters?
>> they're not--yeah,
1095
00:17:11,163 --> 00:17:11,195
>> they're not--yeah,
1096
00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:12,362
>> they're not--yeah,
from--right.
1097
00:17:12,363 --> 00:17:12,396
From--right.
1098
00:17:12,397 --> 00:17:13,097
From--right.
>> you were leaking from your
1099
00:17:13,098 --> 00:17:13,130
>> you were leaking from your
1100
00:17:13,131 --> 00:17:13,930
>> you were leaking from your
utters.
1101
00:17:13,931 --> 00:17:13,964
Utters.
1102
00:17:13,965 --> 00:17:14,798
Utters.
>> that makes it sound gross,
1103
00:17:14,799 --> 00:17:14,832
>> that makes it sound gross,
1104
00:17:14,833 --> 00:17:15,966
>> that makes it sound gross,
but yeah, I'm having some
1105
00:17:15,967 --> 00:17:15,999
But yeah, I'm having some
1106
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,102
But yeah, I'm having some
colostrum leak from my nipples.
1107
00:17:18,103 --> 00:17:18,135
Colostrum leak from my nipples.
1108
00:17:18,136 --> 00:17:19,736
Colostrum leak from my nipples.
That's the proper way to say it.
1109
00:17:19,737 --> 00:17:19,770
That's the proper way to say it.
1110
00:17:19,771 --> 00:17:22,306
That's the proper way to say it.
>> [coughs]
1111
00:17:22,307 --> 00:17:22,339
>> [coughs]
1112
00:17:22,340 --> 00:17:26,509
>> [coughs]
>> are you ok?
1113
00:17:26,510 --> 00:17:26,543
>> are you ok?
1114
00:17:26,544 --> 00:17:28,379
>> are you ok?
>> [spits, coughs]
1115
00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:28,412
>> [spits, coughs]
1116
00:17:28,413 --> 00:17:29,680
>> [spits, coughs]
>> are you ok, jim?
1117
00:17:29,681 --> 00:17:29,713
>> are you ok, jim?
1118
00:17:29,714 --> 00:17:30,580
>> are you ok, jim?
>> don't say "colostrum leaked
1119
00:17:30,581 --> 00:17:30,614
>> don't say "colostrum leaked
1120
00:17:30,615 --> 00:17:32,248
>> don't say "colostrum leaked
from my nipples" anymore.
1121
00:17:32,249 --> 00:17:32,282
From my nipples" anymore.
1122
00:17:32,283 --> 00:17:33,284
From my nipples" anymore.
>> but they're a lot less crusty
1123
00:17:33,285 --> 00:17:33,317
>> but they're a lot less crusty
1124
00:17:33,318 --> 00:17:35,152
>> but they're a lot less crusty
than I anticipated.
1125
00:17:35,153 --> 00:17:35,185
Than I anticipated.
1126
00:17:35,186 --> 00:17:36,086
Than I anticipated.
>> [coughs]
1127
00:17:36,087 --> 00:17:36,119
>> [coughs]
1128
00:17:36,120 --> 00:17:36,887
>> [coughs]
>> they told me that there would
1129
00:17:36,888 --> 00:17:36,920
>> they told me that there would
1130
00:17:36,921 --> 00:17:37,687
>> they told me that there would
be a...
1131
00:17:37,688 --> 00:17:37,721
Be a...
1132
00:17:37,722 --> 00:17:38,522
Be a...
>> [gags, coughs]
1133
00:17:43,861 --> 00:17:46,630
>> you've been hearing a lot
1134
00:17:46,631 --> 00:17:46,664
>> you've been hearing a lot
1135
00:17:46,665 --> 00:17:50,767
>> you've been hearing a lot
lately about people who, quote,
1136
00:17:50,768 --> 00:17:50,800
Lately about people who, quote,
1137
00:17:50,801 --> 00:17:53,237
Lately about people who, quote,
"weren't doing anything and got
1138
00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:53,270
"weren't doing anything and got
1139
00:17:53,271 --> 00:17:55,606
"weren't doing anything and got
shot by law enforcement."
1140
00:17:55,607 --> 00:17:55,639
Shot by law enforcement."
1141
00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:56,740
Shot by law enforcement."
>> sure, people get shot by law
1142
00:17:56,741 --> 00:17:56,773
>> sure, people get shot by law
1143
00:17:56,774 --> 00:17:58,675
>> sure, people get shot by law
enforcement officers on
1144
00:17:58,676 --> 00:17:58,708
Enforcement officers on
1145
00:17:58,709 --> 00:18:00,377
Enforcement officers on
occasion, but not, quote,
1146
00:18:00,378 --> 00:18:00,410
Occasion, but not, quote,
1147
00:18:00,411 --> 00:18:02,012
Occasion, but not, quote,
"innocent people."
1148
00:18:02,013 --> 00:18:02,045
"innocent people."
1149
00:18:02,046 --> 00:18:04,081
"innocent people."
>> you hear, "oh, daryl. He
1150
00:18:04,082 --> 00:18:04,114
>> you hear, "oh, daryl. He
1151
00:18:04,115 --> 00:18:05,749
>> you hear, "oh, daryl. He
wasn't doing anything. He was
1152
00:18:05,750 --> 00:18:05,782
Wasn't doing anything. He was
1153
00:18:05,783 --> 00:18:06,850
Wasn't doing anything. He was
just hanging around the grocery
1154
00:18:06,851 --> 00:18:06,884
Just hanging around the grocery
1155
00:18:06,885 --> 00:18:08,919
Just hanging around the grocery
store on pcp and those crazy
1156
00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:08,953
Store on pcp and those crazy
1157
00:18:08,954 --> 00:18:10,420
Store on pcp and those crazy
cops shot him."
1158
00:18:10,421 --> 00:18:10,454
Cops shot him."
1159
00:18:10,455 --> 00:18:12,122
Cops shot him."
>> going to the grocery store on
1160
00:18:12,123 --> 00:18:12,155
>> going to the grocery store on
1161
00:18:12,156 --> 00:18:14,792
>> going to the grocery store on
pcp is exactly the kind of
1162
00:18:14,793 --> 00:18:14,825
Pcp is exactly the kind of
1163
00:18:14,826 --> 00:18:16,327
Pcp is exactly the kind of
evening that ends with getting
1164
00:18:16,328 --> 00:18:16,360
Evening that ends with getting
1165
00:18:16,361 --> 00:18:17,962
Evening that ends with getting
shot by law enforcement.
1166
00:18:17,963 --> 00:18:17,995
Shot by law enforcement.
1167
00:18:17,996 --> 00:18:19,329
Shot by law enforcement.
>> if you and your friends want
1168
00:18:19,330 --> 00:18:19,363
>> if you and your friends want
1169
00:18:19,364 --> 00:18:20,897
>> if you and your friends want
to not get shot by law
1170
00:18:20,898 --> 00:18:20,931
To not get shot by law
1171
00:18:20,932 --> 00:18:23,734
To not get shot by law
enforcement, here's something:
1172
00:18:23,735 --> 00:18:23,767
Enforcement, here's something:
1173
00:18:23,768 --> 00:18:26,436
Enforcement, here's something:
Try really not doing anything.
1174
00:18:26,437 --> 00:18:26,469
Try really not doing anything.
1175
00:18:26,470 --> 00:18:27,771
Try really not doing anything.
>> there's a million ways to
1176
00:18:27,772 --> 00:18:27,805
>> there's a million ways to
1177
00:18:27,806 --> 00:18:30,741
>> there's a million ways to
truly be not doing nothing.
1178
00:18:30,742 --> 00:18:30,774
Truly be not doing nothing.
1179
00:18:30,775 --> 00:18:31,775
Truly be not doing nothing.
>> and every single one of them
1180
00:18:31,776 --> 00:18:31,808
>> and every single one of them
1181
00:18:31,809 --> 00:18:34,144
>> and every single one of them
can make your day lead-free.
1182
00:18:34,145 --> 00:18:34,177
Can make your day lead-free.
1183
00:18:34,178 --> 00:18:34,778
Can make your day lead-free.
>> lead-free.
1184
00:18:34,779 --> 00:18:34,812
>> lead-free.
1185
00:18:34,813 --> 00:18:35,746
>> lead-free.
>> lead-free.
1186
00:18:35,747 --> 00:18:35,779
>> lead-free.
1187
00:18:35,780 --> 00:18:38,682
>> lead-free.
>> lead-free.
1188
00:18:43,254 --> 00:18:44,455
>> listen, james, I just--
1189
00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:44,488
>> listen, james, I just--
1190
00:18:44,489 --> 00:18:47,090
>> listen, james, I just--
I wanted to, uh...Say I'm sorry.
1191
00:18:47,091 --> 00:18:47,123
I wanted to, uh...Say I'm sorry.
1192
00:18:47,124 --> 00:18:48,259
I wanted to, uh...Say I'm sorry.
I've really kind of abandoned
1193
00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:48,292
I've really kind of abandoned
1194
00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:49,660
I've really kind of abandoned
you in your time of need, and I
1195
00:18:49,661 --> 00:18:49,693
You in your time of need, and I
1196
00:18:49,694 --> 00:18:52,229
You in your time of need, and I
just wanted to say I'm sorry.
1197
00:18:52,230 --> 00:18:52,263
Just wanted to say I'm sorry.
1198
00:18:52,264 --> 00:18:53,196
Just wanted to say I'm sorry.
>> well, for a while there, you
1199
00:18:53,197 --> 00:18:53,230
>> well, for a while there, you
1200
00:18:53,231 --> 00:18:54,731
>> well, for a while there, you
were acting like the end of the
1201
00:18:54,732 --> 00:18:54,765
Were acting like the end of the
1202
00:18:54,766 --> 00:18:55,699
Were acting like the end of the
horse that threw you.
1203
00:18:55,700 --> 00:18:55,733
Horse that threw you.
1204
00:18:55,734 --> 00:18:57,301
Horse that threw you.
>> yeah. I know that.
1205
00:18:57,302 --> 00:18:57,334
>> yeah. I know that.
1206
00:18:57,335 --> 00:18:58,969
>> yeah. I know that.
I understand that, and I've been
1207
00:18:58,970 --> 00:18:59,002
I understand that, and I've been
1208
00:18:59,003 --> 00:19:01,138
I understand that, and I've been
acting like--like the mayor of
1209
00:19:01,139 --> 00:19:01,171
Acting like--like the mayor of
1210
00:19:01,172 --> 00:19:04,207
Acting like--like the mayor of
jerktown, and I wanted to make
1211
00:19:04,208 --> 00:19:04,241
Jerktown, and I wanted to make
1212
00:19:04,242 --> 00:19:06,043
Jerktown, and I wanted to make
amends.
1213
00:19:06,044 --> 00:19:06,076
Amends.
1214
00:19:06,077 --> 00:19:09,279
Amends.
>> yeah, whatever. High-five.
1215
00:19:17,121 --> 00:19:18,155
>> where are you from anyway,
1216
00:19:18,156 --> 00:19:18,189
>> where are you from anyway,
1217
00:19:18,190 --> 00:19:19,556
>> where are you from anyway,
kimball?
1218
00:19:19,557 --> 00:19:19,590
Kimball?
1219
00:19:19,591 --> 00:19:20,324
Kimball?
>> well--
1220
00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:20,357
>> well--
1221
00:19:20,358 --> 00:19:21,091
>> well--
>> couldn't place your accent
1222
00:19:21,092 --> 00:19:21,124
>> couldn't place your accent
1223
00:19:21,125 --> 00:19:21,959
>> couldn't place your accent
when you came in.
1224
00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:21,992
When you came in.
1225
00:19:21,993 --> 00:19:24,895
When you came in.
>> well, uh...All around, but
1226
00:19:24,896 --> 00:19:24,928
>> well, uh...All around, but
1227
00:19:24,929 --> 00:19:27,731
>> well, uh...All around, but
my family is from shreveport.
1228
00:19:27,732 --> 00:19:27,764
My family is from shreveport.
1229
00:19:27,765 --> 00:19:28,465
My family is from shreveport.
>> louisiana?
1230
00:19:28,466 --> 00:19:28,498
>> louisiana?
1231
00:19:28,499 --> 00:19:29,366
>> louisiana?
>> mm-hmm.
1232
00:19:29,367 --> 00:19:29,400
>> mm-hmm.
1233
00:19:29,401 --> 00:19:30,267
>> mm-hmm.
>> yeah, I got family in lake
1234
00:19:30,268 --> 00:19:30,300
>> yeah, I got family in lake
1235
00:19:30,301 --> 00:19:31,701
>> yeah, I got family in lake
charles, my momma's side.
1236
00:19:31,702 --> 00:19:31,735
Charles, my momma's side.
1237
00:19:31,736 --> 00:19:32,436
Charles, my momma's side.
>> you do?
1238
00:19:32,437 --> 00:19:32,469
>> you do?
1239
00:19:32,470 --> 00:19:34,872
>> you do?
>> yeah. Yeah. They do the, uh--
1240
00:19:34,873 --> 00:19:34,905
>> yeah. Yeah. They do the, uh--
1241
00:19:34,906 --> 00:19:36,973
>> yeah. Yeah. They do the, uh--
that pirate festival that they
1242
00:19:36,974 --> 00:19:37,006
That pirate festival that they
1243
00:19:37,007 --> 00:19:38,175
That pirate festival that they
do every year in lake charles.
1244
00:19:38,176 --> 00:19:38,208
Do every year in lake charles.
1245
00:19:38,209 --> 00:19:39,409
Do every year in lake charles.
>> oh, I love the pirate
1246
00:19:39,410 --> 00:19:39,443
>> oh, I love the pirate
1247
00:19:39,444 --> 00:19:40,244
>> oh, I love the pirate
festival!
1248
00:19:40,245 --> 00:19:40,277
Festival!
1249
00:19:40,278 --> 00:19:40,977
Festival!
>> captain morgan comes up and
1250
00:19:40,978 --> 00:19:41,010
>> captain morgan comes up and
1251
00:19:41,011 --> 00:19:42,179
>> captain morgan comes up and
gives out free captain morgan.
1252
00:19:42,180 --> 00:19:42,212
Gives out free captain morgan.
1253
00:19:42,213 --> 00:19:42,979
Gives out free captain morgan.
>> that's funny, 'cause you
1254
00:19:42,980 --> 00:19:43,013
>> that's funny, 'cause you
1255
00:19:43,014 --> 00:19:43,814
>> that's funny, 'cause you
remind me a little bit of my
1256
00:19:43,815 --> 00:19:43,847
Remind me a little bit of my
1257
00:19:43,848 --> 00:19:46,317
Remind me a little bit of my
uncle on my mother's side--
1258
00:19:46,318 --> 00:19:46,350
Uncle on my mother's side--
1259
00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:47,284
Uncle on my mother's side--
>> oh, that's nice.
1260
00:19:47,285 --> 00:19:47,317
>> oh, that's nice.
1261
00:19:47,318 --> 00:19:48,919
>> oh, that's nice.
>> and he does a big to-do with
1262
00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:48,952
>> and he does a big to-do with
1263
00:19:48,953 --> 00:19:50,086
>> and he does a big to-do with
the pirate festival. Every year
1264
00:19:50,087 --> 00:19:50,119
The pirate festival. Every year
1265
00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:52,489
The pirate festival. Every year
he gets all dressed up.
1266
00:19:52,490 --> 00:19:52,522
He gets all dressed up.
1267
00:19:52,523 --> 00:19:54,157
He gets all dressed up.
Uncle jimmy joe.
1268
00:19:54,158 --> 00:19:54,191
Uncle jimmy joe.
1269
00:19:54,192 --> 00:19:55,758
Uncle jimmy joe.
>> jimmy joe blackbeard they
1270
00:19:55,759 --> 00:19:55,792
>> jimmy joe blackbeard they
1271
00:19:55,793 --> 00:19:57,461
>> jimmy joe blackbeard they
call him?
1272
00:19:57,462 --> 00:19:57,494
Call him?
1273
00:19:57,495 --> 00:19:58,228
Call him?
>> mm-hmm.
1274
00:19:58,229 --> 00:19:58,261
>> mm-hmm.
1275
00:19:58,262 --> 00:19:58,996
>> mm-hmm.
>> like at the festival--
1276
00:19:58,997 --> 00:19:59,029
>> like at the festival--
1277
00:19:59,030 --> 00:20:01,865
>> like at the festival--
>> yeah, yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
1278
00:20:01,866 --> 00:20:01,898
>> yeah, yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
1279
00:20:01,899 --> 00:20:03,333
>> yeah, yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
>> oh, shit.
1280
00:20:03,334 --> 00:20:03,366
>> oh, shit.
1281
00:20:03,367 --> 00:20:06,503
>> oh, shit.
That's my uncle, too.
1282
00:20:06,504 --> 00:20:06,537
That's my uncle, too.
1283
00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:07,337
That's my uncle, too.
>> that's your uncle?
1284
00:20:07,338 --> 00:20:07,370
>> that's your uncle?
1285
00:20:07,371 --> 00:20:09,673
>> that's your uncle?
>> yeah.
1286
00:20:09,674 --> 00:20:09,706
>> yeah.
1287
00:20:09,707 --> 00:20:10,774
>> yeah.
Shit.
1288
00:20:10,775 --> 00:20:10,807
Shit.
1289
00:20:10,808 --> 00:20:11,942
Shit.
First tail I ever got in an
1290
00:20:11,943 --> 00:20:11,976
First tail I ever got in an
1291
00:20:11,977 --> 00:20:12,909
First tail I ever got in an
apartment, it's gonna be a
1292
00:20:12,910 --> 00:20:12,943
Apartment, it's gonna be a
1293
00:20:12,944 --> 00:20:14,177
Apartment, it's gonna be a
fucking cousin.
1294
00:20:14,178 --> 00:20:14,210
Fucking cousin.
1295
00:20:14,211 --> 00:20:16,546
Fucking cousin.
>> we--we--we tongue kissed.
1296
00:20:16,547 --> 00:20:16,579
>> we--we--we tongue kissed.
1297
00:20:16,580 --> 00:20:17,615
>> we--we--we tongue kissed.
>> yeah, but you swore on the
1298
00:20:17,616 --> 00:20:17,648
>> yeah, but you swore on the
1299
00:20:17,649 --> 00:20:18,615
>> yeah, but you swore on the
good book that you were gonna
1300
00:20:18,616 --> 00:20:18,648
Good book that you were gonna
1301
00:20:18,649 --> 00:20:19,949
Good book that you were gonna
give me a little.
1302
00:20:19,950 --> 00:20:19,983
Give me a little.
1303
00:20:19,984 --> 00:20:21,351
Give me a little.
>> but I--I mean, I didn't
1304
00:20:21,352 --> 00:20:21,385
>> but I--I mean, I didn't
1305
00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:22,052
>> but I--I mean, I didn't
know--
1306
00:20:22,053 --> 00:20:22,085
Know--
1307
00:20:22,086 --> 00:20:22,886
Know--
man, on police radio: You should
1308
00:20:22,887 --> 00:20:22,920
Man, on police radio: You should
1309
00:20:22,921 --> 00:20:23,787
Man, on police radio: You should
be seeing those emts pulling up
1310
00:20:23,788 --> 00:20:23,820
Be seeing those emts pulling up
1311
00:20:23,821 --> 00:20:24,588
Be seeing those emts pulling up
right about now. They should
1312
00:20:24,589 --> 00:20:24,621
Right about now. They should
1313
00:20:24,622 --> 00:20:25,889
Right about now. They should
really be there pretty soon.
1314
00:20:25,890 --> 00:20:25,922
Really be there pretty soon.
1315
00:20:25,923 --> 00:20:27,290
Really be there pretty soon.
>> they're on the scene, sir.
1316
00:20:27,291 --> 00:20:27,323
>> they're on the scene, sir.
1317
00:20:27,324 --> 00:20:28,826
>> they're on the scene, sir.
Emts on the scene. I see them,
1318
00:20:28,827 --> 00:20:28,859
Emts on the scene. I see them,
1319
00:20:28,860 --> 00:20:29,492
Emts on the scene. I see them,
sir.
1320
00:20:29,493 --> 00:20:29,526
Sir.
1321
00:20:29,527 --> 00:20:30,694
Sir.
>> hey, how you doing, boys?
1322
00:20:30,695 --> 00:20:30,728
>> hey, how you doing, boys?
1323
00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:32,929
>> hey, how you doing, boys?
Took you long enough.
1324
00:20:32,930 --> 00:20:32,962
Took you long enough.
1325
00:20:32,963 --> 00:20:34,198
Took you long enough.
Uhh! Ow!
1326
00:20:34,199 --> 00:20:34,231
Uhh! Ow!
1327
00:20:34,232 --> 00:20:35,399
Uhh! Ow!
>> hey. Easy there. I don't
1328
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:35,432
>> hey. Easy there. I don't
1329
00:20:35,433 --> 00:20:36,400
>> hey. Easy there. I don't
think you can--I don't think you
1330
00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:36,433
Think you can--I don't think you
1331
00:20:36,434 --> 00:20:37,534
Think you can--I don't think you
should...
1332
00:20:37,535 --> 00:20:37,568
Should...
1333
00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:38,902
Should...
>> no, I'm good. I'm ok.
1334
00:20:38,903 --> 00:20:38,935
>> no, I'm good. I'm ok.
1335
00:20:38,936 --> 00:20:40,971
>> no, I'm good. I'm ok.
It stings a lot, but I think I'm
1336
00:20:40,972 --> 00:20:41,004
It stings a lot, but I think I'm
1337
00:20:41,005 --> 00:20:43,407
It stings a lot, but I think I'm
ok.
1338
00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:43,440
Ok.
1339
00:20:43,441 --> 00:20:48,578
Ok.
>> you aren't dying at all!
1340
00:20:48,579 --> 00:20:48,612
>> you aren't dying at all!
1341
00:20:48,613 --> 00:20:49,913
>> you aren't dying at all!
I thought you were dying!
1342
00:20:49,914 --> 00:20:50,147
I thought you were dying!
1343
00:20:50,148 --> 00:20:52,382
I thought you were dying!
>> well, I mean, I ain't great.
1344
00:20:52,383 --> 00:20:52,416
>> well, I mean, I ain't great.
1345
00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:53,150
>> well, I mean, I ain't great.
You should probably come with me
1346
00:20:53,151 --> 00:20:53,183
You should probably come with me
1347
00:20:53,184 --> 00:20:53,950
You should probably come with me
to the hospital, 'cause we
1348
00:20:53,951 --> 00:20:53,984
To the hospital, 'cause we
1349
00:20:53,985 --> 00:20:54,918
To the hospital, 'cause we
probably got the same blood
1350
00:20:54,919 --> 00:20:54,951
Probably got the same blood
1351
00:20:54,952 --> 00:20:57,454
Probably got the same blood
type. Come on, cuz. Haul ass!
1352
00:20:57,455 --> 00:20:57,487
Type. Come on, cuz. Haul ass!
1353
00:20:57,488 --> 00:20:58,155
Type. Come on, cuz. Haul ass!
Haul ass!
1354
00:20:58,156 --> 00:20:58,188
Haul ass!
1355
00:20:58,189 --> 00:20:59,322
Haul ass!
>> I don't like you calling me
1356
00:20:59,323 --> 00:20:59,356
>> I don't like you calling me
1357
00:20:59,357 --> 00:20:59,890
>> I don't like you calling me
cousin!
1358
00:21:00,225 --> 00:21:01,024
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1365
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>> and we're gonna have a
1369
00:21:05,463 --> 00:21:05,495
>> and we're gonna have a
1370
00:21:05,496 --> 00:21:06,330
>> and we're gonna have a
picnic, and on this picnic,
1371
00:21:06,331 --> 00:21:06,363
Picnic, and on this picnic,
1372
00:21:06,364 --> 00:21:07,164
Picnic, and on this picnic,
I'm bringing apples.
1373
00:21:07,165 --> 00:21:07,197
I'm bringing apples.
1374
00:21:07,198 --> 00:21:12,402
I'm bringing apples.
You ever play this game?
1375
00:21:12,403 --> 00:21:12,435
You ever play this game?
1376
00:21:12,436 --> 00:21:14,170
You ever play this game?
Then you say, "and on this
1377
00:21:14,171 --> 00:21:14,204
Then you say, "and on this
1378
00:21:14,205 --> 00:21:15,706
Then you say, "and on this
picnic, I'm gonna bring
1379
00:21:15,707 --> 00:21:15,739
Picnic, I'm gonna bring
1380
00:21:15,740 --> 00:21:18,241
Picnic, I'm gonna bring
bananas." then I choose a "c".
1381
00:21:18,242 --> 00:21:18,274
Bananas." then I choose a "c".
1382
00:21:18,275 --> 00:21:19,943
Bananas." then I choose a "c".
A, b, c. You just pick
1383
00:21:19,944 --> 00:21:19,976
A, b, c. You just pick
1384
00:21:19,977 --> 00:21:20,677
A, b, c. You just pick
something--
1385
00:21:20,678 --> 00:21:20,711
Something--
1386
00:21:20,712 --> 00:21:21,845
Something--
>> you just memorize the list of
1387
00:21:21,846 --> 00:21:21,878
>> you just memorize the list of
1388
00:21:21,879 --> 00:21:23,113
>> you just memorize the list of
fruit? You just go through it?
1389
00:21:23,114 --> 00:21:23,147
Fruit? You just go through it?
1390
00:21:23,148 --> 00:21:24,281
Fruit? You just go through it?
>> no, no, no, you just pick
1391
00:21:24,282 --> 00:21:24,314
>> no, no, no, you just pick
1392
00:21:24,315 --> 00:21:25,181
>> no, no, no, you just pick
something you're gonna bring on
1393
00:21:25,182 --> 00:21:25,214
Something you're gonna bring on
1394
00:21:25,215 --> 00:21:27,217
Something you're gonna bring on
the picnic. Apple, bananas,
1395
00:21:27,218 --> 00:21:27,250
The picnic. Apple, bananas,
1396
00:21:27,251 --> 00:21:30,454
The picnic. Apple, bananas,
uh...And you're gonna bring...
1397
00:21:30,455 --> 00:21:30,487
Uh...And you're gonna bring...
1398
00:21:30,488 --> 00:21:32,222
Uh...And you're gonna bring...
>> coffee machine.
1399
00:21:32,223 --> 00:21:32,256
>> coffee machine.
1400
00:21:32,257 --> 00:21:33,356
>> coffee machine.
>> ok. All right.
1401
00:21:33,406 --> 00:21:37,956
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