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- Uh, we have a hotline
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For tips to
the sheriff's department
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And mostly we get
prank calls to it,
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But today,
we got an actual tip
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Leading us here
to this, uh,
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Little semi tractor hitch
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Full of stolen property.
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- Hey, check this out.
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Little tiki doll.
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- Uh-uh, uh-uh.
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- Tiki doll.
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- No, no, no, no, no.
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That is voodoo.
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- It's not.
- It is.
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- She makes a point.
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Sometimes this kind of stuff
has, like, a gris gris.
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- Travis, put it back.
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- I wouldn't mess with that.
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No, no--
really, don't--
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- It's a lighter,
it's a lighter.
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It's not ancient
juju anything.
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It's a lighter.
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- Tiki lighter.
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- Whoa!
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Hey! Hey! Hey!
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- Aah! Aah!
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Shit!
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- I told you, travis!
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- Don't swing them!
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- Don't do what?
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- Don't swing them!
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[siren]
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Come on!
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- No.
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- Go, go, go!
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[electrical crackling]
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[screaming]
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[gunfire]
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- Ha ha ha ha!
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[gunshot]
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- Oh!
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[siren]
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- So this little
oriental girl
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Who used to do
our fingerprinting
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Decided to sue us for creating,
I guess,
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A "hostile work environment"
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And,
uh, she lost!
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So the department considers us
40 grand in the black
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And look what
we got!
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- Toot! Toot!
Oh, ho-o!
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Toot! Toot!
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- This is hot!
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[honk honk]
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- Oh!
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- [laughs]
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- This is 10,000 pounds
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Of you're goin'
to jail, asshole.
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- Ha ha ha ha!
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[honk]
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- This is like you,
jonesy...
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You know?
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- Got the bulletproof
windshield?
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- No, no, no!
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We did not
get that!
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We did not get that.
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We didn't get
the cd changer,
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The leather,
or the bulletproof glass.
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- Sorry.
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- We didn't
get the cd changer?
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- Oh, it's true.
Give it a shot.
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- Hi, honey,
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You're not supposed
to be over here.
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This is
a restricted area.
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- Yeah,
police personnel only.
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- Yeah, I'm sorry to...
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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- How are you doin'?
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- How ya doin'?
- Good.
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- Sorry to impose.
- S'all right.
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- Yeah.
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- Always willing
to help a...
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Fellow cyclist.
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- I'm looking
for a james.
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- James?
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- I'm looking
for my dad.
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Mom gave me
this tag.
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That's my
coast guard tag.
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- You've been
to honolulu, right?
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- Only about
21 years ago, yeah.
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- I'm 21.
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- You--
- oh, my god!
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Um...
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- Dad!
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- Wow!
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What a big, strong boy
you are!
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Wow, wow!
Big, strong...
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- I've been
looking for--
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Wow!
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- This is crazy!
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- Jeez whiz.
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- You don't
look very much alike.
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- Oh, but you can see it
in the mannerisms.
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It's not like physical,
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But it's like
facial gestures.
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Same body type.
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- Smile. Smile.
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Both of ya smile.
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See, look at that.
- See, look at that.
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You know, they got
dna testin' places
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On, you know,
every street corner, sadly.
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"who's your dad?"
is over above that--
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- That's the one
I've used a couple times.
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The quickest one
is "yo, baby, yo."
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In 24 hours, boom,
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It'll be a done deal.
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- Wow! Let's go get
the test!
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- You got more
than a hummer today,
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Huh, lieutenant?
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- What's your name?
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- Kane.
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- Jim.
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What a good-lookin' fella
you are.
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- I didn't expect you
to look the way you did.
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- Looks kinda like
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Keanu reeves
and kermit the frog
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Out on an adventure
or somethin'.
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- You know,
I could've saved 'em
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The trouble
from the dna test
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And just jerk
that kid off in a cup
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And we would have known
right away.
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[train horn blows]
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- I love these things.
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To me, the whole
argument about,
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You know, becomin' more
independent on oil
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Is crazy 'cause if
we use up all their oil,
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We win,
that's how we win.
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Ya finish off a bank
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By takin'
all the money out.
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Beat them damn
towel heads
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By gettin' all
their oil.
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- Exact, if you want,
you know, people say,
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Oh, we should be
usin' solar power
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Or we should be burning
tea leaves,
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Ya know, to run the country
with, ya know...
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- Let's chase
the bad guys
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On a water wheel.
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How's that
space over there?
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Can you look?
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- Uh, it's pretty small.
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All right, ok.
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- Ok, I'm good?
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- All right, yeah.
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No! Stop it!
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- Ok, I'll stop it!
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Don't yell
at me, kimball.
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- I'm sorry,
well...
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Look, I told you,
this space is too small.
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You're not
gonna make it.
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- It's fine.
The space is--
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- You're not
gonna make it!
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- I am gonna
make it!
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I'm already halfway in the spot!
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I'm gonna make it!
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Boy, she handles like a dream,
though, don't she?
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Listen
to that engine.
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- Yeah,
just like a dream.
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- You think you
can do better?
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You want to--
fuck it.
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Why don't you fuckin'
do it.
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- Yeah, I think
I'd like to do that.
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- Do it, do it, come on.
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- All right, ok.
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Oh!
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Uh...
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Junior?
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- ââ¢Âª oh, oh, oh
oh, oh, oh, oh ââ¢Âª
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- It's good
to have you on the show.
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- Let's go,
showtime.
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- I'm happy that you
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Could stop through
and be here.
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And--and,
mr. Freeman,
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Just for you winning
your oscar this year,
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I would like
to commend you,
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'cause it's
a beautiful--clearly,
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I didn't know you
and...You and jamie
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Could win
in the same year.
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And what? Hmm?
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Heh heh!
You crazy, morgan!
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Morgan, you are crazy!
Heh heh!
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Yeah, I know.
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- Hey, how ya doin' there?
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Excuse me.
How ya doin', sir?
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- I'm good.
Excuse me.
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- Excuse me.
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- Excuse me, this is
the junior the third show,
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And you are definitely
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Standin' in front
of mr. Morgan freeman.
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If you can't--
unless it's just 'cause he's black,
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You gonna act
like that.
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- I apologize.
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I'm a big fan.
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Sir, you can't
have your couches...
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- It's not my couch.
It's the show's.
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It's the show's.
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Could you please
sit down, enjoy, come on.
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If you gonna
talk to me formally--
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Security!
You don't want that.
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You don't want that.
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Now I'm
junior the third.
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How you doing?
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- Hello,
my name is trudy.
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- Nice--
trudy the what?
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- Trudy the what?
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- Like junior
the third.
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- The deputy.
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Trudy the dep--
- I like that.
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Now, how long
have you been...
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How long have you
liked women?
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It's for the show.
For the show.
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- For the show.
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I understand
that you're doing a show here
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And I think
that's terrific.
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- Could y'all
pause...
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For station
identification?
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- Sure.
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With all
due respect,
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We--and,
mr. Freeman,
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I love your work.
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- He likes being
called morg free.
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- But we did get
a phone call
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From your agent,
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Uh, that said
there is a big movie...
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- Big movie.
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It's with tom hanks,
mr. Freeman.
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- And apparently,
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There's a role in it
for you as well.
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- You know
what's really weird?
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You tryin' to play me,
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You think
I'm really crazy.
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I know ain't
no morgan right there.
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I was pretendin'
and y'all obviously...
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I was--that's
me practicin'.
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Morgan gets here
in a little while.
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[bell rings
woman screams]
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- Well, uh, before we
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Continue with
our program today,
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I just wanted to make
an announcement
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That jason bumgardner
has been disqualified
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From the
hoop shoot contest.
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- Right, and, uh, thank you.
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Um, uh, children,
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There is an epidemic
going around,
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Especially
with the girls,
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About being mean
to one another, ok?
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- Take the high ground.
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- Here we go.
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She's gonna say
something mean to me
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And I'm gonna
show you how you should react.
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Go ahead.
And...Action.
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Raineesha, I haven't
seen you at the gym lately,
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But I have seen you
on the discovery channel
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With the other baboons
shining your purple,
264
00:08:34,813 --> 00:08:36,480
Huge asses, ha ha.
265
00:08:36,481 --> 00:08:37,481
It's amazing
that you have
266
00:08:37,482 --> 00:08:39,316
So many
illegitimate kids.
267
00:08:39,317 --> 00:08:41,485
She has 3
and doesn't know
268
00:08:41,486 --> 00:08:43,320
Who the father is
of any of them
269
00:08:43,321 --> 00:08:45,489
And that's just
a little--ow!
270
00:08:45,490 --> 00:08:47,558
Ow! Ow!
271
00:08:48,660 --> 00:08:50,761
[siren]
272
00:08:55,300 --> 00:08:56,567
[siren]
273
00:08:57,669 --> 00:09:00,938
- So it's father-son day
here at, uh,
274
00:09:00,939 --> 00:09:02,006
Chateau de dangle.
275
00:09:02,007 --> 00:09:06,277
I got some...
Sports items.
276
00:09:06,278 --> 00:09:08,946
Gonna have a day
of father fun
277
00:09:08,947 --> 00:09:10,414
Monkey business.
278
00:09:10,415 --> 00:09:12,416
Possibly father-son,
possibly not.
279
00:09:12,417 --> 00:09:13,685
Kane!
280
00:09:13,686 --> 00:09:15,052
Rise and shine!
281
00:09:17,256 --> 00:09:19,790
- Hey, dad.
282
00:09:19,791 --> 00:09:22,059
- Hey, kane.
283
00:09:23,928 --> 00:09:26,197
- It's kinda hot
out here.
284
00:09:26,198 --> 00:09:28,399
Gonna sweat
a little bit.
285
00:09:31,803 --> 00:09:32,803
- Whoa!
286
00:09:32,804 --> 00:09:33,804
- Oh, dad!
287
00:09:33,805 --> 00:09:35,139
- I'm all right.
- You ok?
288
00:09:35,140 --> 00:09:37,808
- Yeah.
289
00:09:37,809 --> 00:09:38,843
- It's ok.
290
00:09:38,844 --> 00:09:40,644
My thumb--my thumb
popped out for a second
291
00:09:40,645 --> 00:09:42,313
And then I landed on
my lighter on the way down.
292
00:09:42,314 --> 00:09:43,314
- Oh.
293
00:09:43,315 --> 00:09:45,450
- [kane beat boxes]
294
00:09:45,451 --> 00:09:48,820
- ââ¢Âª thitha, thitha ââ¢Âª
295
00:09:48,821 --> 00:09:49,820
[squeaks]
296
00:09:49,821 --> 00:09:50,989
ââ¢Âª check out ââ¢Âª
297
00:09:50,990 --> 00:09:54,025
- ââ¢Âª check it ââ¢Âª
- ââ¢Âª check out ââ¢Âª
298
00:09:54,026 --> 00:09:57,495
Hey, you know,
can I say something?
299
00:09:57,496 --> 00:09:59,330
Even if
the dna test
300
00:09:59,331 --> 00:10:00,597
Comes back negative
301
00:10:00,598 --> 00:10:04,601
And it turns out
I'm not your pa...
302
00:10:04,602 --> 00:10:07,705
I want us still
to be tight, ok?
303
00:10:10,775 --> 00:10:13,444
- All right.
Of course.
304
00:10:13,445 --> 00:10:15,112
- Maybe even tighter
than before.
305
00:10:15,113 --> 00:10:16,781
[honk honk honk]
306
00:10:16,782 --> 00:10:18,115
Well, the hyenas
307
00:10:18,116 --> 00:10:19,817
Have picked up
your scent, kane.
308
00:10:19,818 --> 00:10:21,618
- Who?
- Yeah.
309
00:10:21,619 --> 00:10:23,487
- Is he of
drinking age?
310
00:10:23,488 --> 00:10:25,756
- Ah, the new wonder bras
are out, huh?
311
00:10:25,757 --> 00:10:27,124
- Yes, they are.
312
00:10:27,125 --> 00:10:28,292
- Hey there, ladies.
313
00:10:28,293 --> 00:10:30,128
- It's hotter
than hell here.
314
00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:31,295
Are those
margaritas?
315
00:10:31,296 --> 00:10:32,296
- Yep.
316
00:10:32,297 --> 00:10:33,798
- How are you doing?
317
00:10:33,799 --> 00:10:35,132
All tan
and everything.
318
00:10:35,133 --> 00:10:36,133
- Yep.
319
00:10:36,134 --> 00:10:37,435
- I need a hug!
320
00:10:37,436 --> 00:10:39,470
I need a hug!
Get over here!
321
00:10:39,471 --> 00:10:40,471
- Hey!
322
00:10:40,472 --> 00:10:42,039
- Ohh! Whoa!
323
00:10:42,040 --> 00:10:45,643
Look at that!
324
00:10:45,644 --> 00:10:47,644
Oh! Hey, now.
325
00:10:47,645 --> 00:10:50,415
Hey, now,
that's not baby dancin'.
326
00:10:50,416 --> 00:10:51,415
- Women their age
have brittle bones,
327
00:10:51,416 --> 00:10:52,416
So be a little careful.
328
00:10:52,417 --> 00:10:53,350
- Oh, stop.
329
00:10:59,825 --> 00:11:00,925
- Sir!
330
00:11:02,761 --> 00:11:03,761
Is he hiding?
331
00:11:03,762 --> 00:11:04,929
- Apparently.
332
00:11:04,930 --> 00:11:06,898
- Attraction is closed!
333
00:11:06,899 --> 00:11:07,931
- Attraction
is closed?
334
00:11:07,932 --> 00:11:09,200
Hey, guess what,
it's open again.
335
00:11:09,201 --> 00:11:10,601
Peekaboo.
That's right.
336
00:11:10,602 --> 00:11:11,935
- Peekaboo show
at the fair.
337
00:11:11,936 --> 00:11:14,104
Welcome.
Guess your weight.
338
00:11:14,105 --> 00:11:16,273
Guess your weight.
Win a doll.
339
00:11:16,274 --> 00:11:17,608
- Yeah, leads me to
my next question.
340
00:11:17,609 --> 00:11:19,243
Did you try
to guess
341
00:11:19,244 --> 00:11:20,778
This young
lady's weight, sir?
342
00:11:20,779 --> 00:11:22,513
- Well, read the sign.
343
00:11:22,514 --> 00:11:25,182
I'm a guess your weight!
Guesser.
344
00:11:25,183 --> 00:11:28,119
You caught me,
put on the cuffs!
345
00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:29,454
- We're gettin'
to that, in fact.
346
00:11:29,455 --> 00:11:30,755
- That's not the problem
at all, sir.
347
00:11:30,756 --> 00:11:32,690
The problem is
the way in which
348
00:11:32,691 --> 00:11:34,291
You're guessing
people's weight,
349
00:11:34,292 --> 00:11:35,460
Specifically women.
350
00:11:35,461 --> 00:11:37,294
- With--with almost
psychic abilities.
351
00:11:37,295 --> 00:11:38,462
- Really?
352
00:11:38,463 --> 00:11:40,464
- Yes. Would you like me
to guess your weight?
353
00:11:40,465 --> 00:11:41,632
- Apparently,
you were quite accurate.
354
00:11:41,633 --> 00:11:43,634
Yes, I would love for you
to guess my weight, sir.
355
00:11:43,635 --> 00:11:48,672
- I would say you are
a--a sturdy 98 pounds.
356
00:11:48,673 --> 00:11:49,807
- You were a little
more accurate
357
00:11:49,808 --> 00:11:50,974
With the lady, sir.
358
00:11:50,975 --> 00:11:52,309
- Well, I took a little
more time then,
359
00:11:52,310 --> 00:11:53,811
And plus, she had actually
paid a ticket.
360
00:11:53,812 --> 00:11:54,812
Ya gotta pay.
361
00:11:54,813 --> 00:11:56,647
These things
don't grow on trees.
362
00:11:56,648 --> 00:11:57,748
Ha ha!
363
00:11:57,749 --> 00:11:59,950
So, anyway, I'm gonna
take a break now.
364
00:11:59,951 --> 00:12:01,085
- No, you're not.
- No, sir.
365
00:12:01,086 --> 00:12:02,420
Would you like
to demonstrate on me
366
00:12:02,421 --> 00:12:04,255
How you
guessed her weight?
367
00:12:04,256 --> 00:12:05,656
- Show on
the lady deputy.
368
00:12:05,657 --> 00:12:07,424
- Well, you can't--
you know,
369
00:12:07,425 --> 00:12:08,593
First of all,
there's a lot of clothing
370
00:12:08,594 --> 00:12:09,994
That blocks the view,
371
00:12:09,995 --> 00:12:14,265
So you gotta--you know,
maybe I...Could you--
372
00:12:14,266 --> 00:12:15,766
- Touched and poked?
373
00:12:15,767 --> 00:12:18,602
- Touch--there was some...
On the elbow.
374
00:12:18,603 --> 00:12:20,104
I, you know,
because sometimes...
375
00:12:20,105 --> 00:12:21,272
- Sir, there's no fat
on the elbow.
376
00:12:21,273 --> 00:12:22,439
- Well,
there's a weight--
377
00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:24,508
The fat on your elbow
is directly related
378
00:12:24,509 --> 00:12:25,943
To the fat
everywhere else!
379
00:12:25,944 --> 00:12:27,278
- That's not
true at all, sir.
380
00:12:27,279 --> 00:12:28,278
- It's true,
if I touched her,
381
00:12:28,279 --> 00:12:29,780
It was directly
on the elbow.
382
00:12:29,781 --> 00:12:31,615
- Stop lying!
Stop lying!
383
00:12:31,616 --> 00:12:32,917
- Fine.
384
00:12:32,918 --> 00:12:34,118
First, what I do
is I have them
385
00:12:34,119 --> 00:12:35,452
Take off their jacket.
- Ok.
386
00:12:35,453 --> 00:12:36,621
- Then what I do
is I ask them
387
00:12:36,622 --> 00:12:38,122
To sit
into my hands.
388
00:12:38,123 --> 00:12:39,623
Just sit
into my hands.
389
00:12:39,624 --> 00:12:42,793
- Do it, wiegel.
390
00:12:42,794 --> 00:12:47,498
- Ok, I'm gonna--
I'm gonna guess 150.
391
00:12:47,499 --> 00:12:48,499
- And that's it?
392
00:12:48,500 --> 00:12:50,601
That's everything
that happened?
393
00:12:50,602 --> 00:12:52,469
- Well, I...
394
00:12:52,470 --> 00:12:53,937
I stuck a finger in.
395
00:12:53,938 --> 00:12:54,939
- Ok, on the ground.
396
00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:55,939
- Damn it!
397
00:12:55,940 --> 00:12:56,941
- Oh, fuck it!
398
00:12:56,942 --> 00:12:57,942
Son of a bitch!
399
00:12:57,943 --> 00:12:59,010
- Shit!
400
00:12:59,011 --> 00:13:00,745
- He's going in
the bouncy house!
401
00:13:00,746 --> 00:13:02,413
- [yelling]
402
00:13:02,414 --> 00:13:03,747
- Nothing to see here.
403
00:13:03,748 --> 00:13:05,582
Nothing to see here.
404
00:13:05,583 --> 00:13:07,518
Just a rapist with
a gun to his head.
405
00:13:11,089 --> 00:13:12,990
- If I had a nickel
for every time
406
00:13:12,991 --> 00:13:15,259
Some kid
came up here sayin',
407
00:13:15,260 --> 00:13:16,260
You know what,
408
00:13:16,261 --> 00:13:17,428
"jones, you're my dad,"
409
00:13:17,429 --> 00:13:21,265
I'd probably have,
like, 75 cents.
410
00:13:21,266 --> 00:13:22,266
- Exactly.
411
00:13:22,267 --> 00:13:24,101
- 5, 10, 15, 20,
25, 30, 35, 40,
412
00:13:24,102 --> 00:13:28,372
45, 50, 55, 60, 65, 70, 75...
413
00:13:29,774 --> 00:13:31,508
About a dollar.
- Yeah.
414
00:13:31,509 --> 00:13:33,777
All right,
here we go.
415
00:13:33,778 --> 00:13:35,946
I got it.
416
00:13:35,947 --> 00:13:37,448
Ah, hell.
I'm sorry.
417
00:13:37,449 --> 00:13:38,448
- Did you hit
somebody?
418
00:13:38,449 --> 00:13:39,784
- No, no.
419
00:13:39,785 --> 00:13:41,218
I think it's
the curb.
420
00:13:41,219 --> 00:13:42,786
Got it, got it,
got it.
421
00:13:42,787 --> 00:13:43,954
- Look out--
422
00:13:43,955 --> 00:13:45,122
- Ok, ok.
423
00:13:45,123 --> 00:13:46,624
I got another foot.
424
00:13:46,625 --> 00:13:47,791
- Not really.
425
00:13:47,792 --> 00:13:49,392
- No, you made me
brake hard.
426
00:13:49,393 --> 00:13:50,962
- How do I get out?
427
00:13:50,963 --> 00:13:52,797
- Open the door.
428
00:13:52,798 --> 00:13:55,799
- Brake it to--
brake it to the left.
429
00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:58,402
- Brake to the left, right?
430
00:13:58,403 --> 00:14:01,672
Let go of the button,
I'm trying to talk.
431
00:14:01,673 --> 00:14:06,076
I'm tryin' to talk.
Let go of your button.
432
00:14:06,077 --> 00:14:08,245
- Let go of the button.
433
00:14:08,246 --> 00:14:09,413
- Good?
- Yes.
434
00:14:09,414 --> 00:14:11,915
- Good? Yeah?
435
00:14:11,916 --> 00:14:13,417
- Yeah.
Now go to the right.
436
00:14:13,418 --> 00:14:15,086
Go to the right
a little bit.
437
00:14:15,087 --> 00:14:16,353
Yeah, you got it.
438
00:14:18,256 --> 00:14:20,024
What happened?
439
00:14:22,593 --> 00:14:23,594
- Shit, we're out of gas.
440
00:14:23,595 --> 00:14:24,761
- We're out of gas?
441
00:14:24,762 --> 00:14:27,364
[siren]
442
00:14:31,035 --> 00:14:33,337
[siren]
443
00:14:33,338 --> 00:14:34,338
- It was interesting
444
00:14:34,339 --> 00:14:35,772
The way I met
kane's mother.
445
00:14:35,773 --> 00:14:37,475
I was in the coast guard
for a while,
446
00:14:37,476 --> 00:14:39,776
And I was over
in honolulu
447
00:14:39,777 --> 00:14:42,413
And, uh,
there was this place
448
00:14:42,414 --> 00:14:44,649
Called
the jade lady,
449
00:14:44,650 --> 00:14:47,150
And they did
a drag show
450
00:14:47,151 --> 00:14:49,453
That would
knock your socks off.
451
00:14:49,454 --> 00:14:51,021
I mean,
it was amazing.
452
00:14:51,022 --> 00:14:55,793
Uh, the fellas
in the show...
453
00:14:55,794 --> 00:14:56,794
Here's the thing.
454
00:14:56,795 --> 00:14:57,795
There was...
455
00:14:57,796 --> 00:14:59,263
- You said there was
a drag show?
456
00:14:59,264 --> 00:15:01,398
- That's what I thought.
457
00:15:01,399 --> 00:15:02,566
It's just such
a long story,
458
00:15:02,567 --> 00:15:03,567
It's so complicated,
459
00:15:03,568 --> 00:15:05,069
We'll never
know the answer.
460
00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:06,069
It wasn't
a drag show.
461
00:15:06,070 --> 00:15:07,071
- Who cares?
462
00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:08,072
- It wasn't
a drag show,
463
00:15:08,073 --> 00:15:09,807
Just regular ladies,
apparently.
464
00:15:09,808 --> 00:15:11,341
[siren]
465
00:15:16,548 --> 00:15:19,950
It's a boy!
466
00:15:19,951 --> 00:15:22,419
Kane...Dangle.
467
00:15:22,420 --> 00:15:23,487
Perhaps.
468
00:15:23,488 --> 00:15:25,922
- So, any
of you guys surf or...
469
00:15:25,923 --> 00:15:27,424
- Only porn
on the web.
470
00:15:27,425 --> 00:15:28,926
- [laughs]
471
00:15:28,927 --> 00:15:29,993
- This guy...
472
00:15:29,994 --> 00:15:31,561
- He has
a problem with pornography,
473
00:15:31,562 --> 00:15:32,763
He does,
he does.
474
00:15:32,764 --> 00:15:33,764
He's been
written up about it
475
00:15:33,765 --> 00:15:36,033
A couple of times.
476
00:15:36,034 --> 00:15:37,601
- Can't prove it,
can't prove it.
477
00:15:37,602 --> 00:15:39,770
- Well, I did prove it,
but ok.
478
00:15:39,771 --> 00:15:40,937
- Just gotta get yourself
in the zone.
479
00:15:40,938 --> 00:15:42,239
- Yeah,
he's a great natural athlete.
480
00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:45,108
I mean, he's a perfect
physical specimen.
481
00:15:45,109 --> 00:15:46,110
- Your feet
are really big,
482
00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:47,578
So I'm sure
you just, like,
483
00:15:47,579 --> 00:15:48,946
Plant on that...
484
00:15:48,947 --> 00:15:49,947
- Just plant it.
485
00:15:49,948 --> 00:15:50,948
- Yeah, I got
big feet, too.
486
00:15:50,949 --> 00:15:52,883
- Yeah, I see that.
487
00:15:52,884 --> 00:15:53,917
- All you want to do
is spread your legs,
488
00:15:53,918 --> 00:15:55,252
Spread your legs,
there ya go.
489
00:15:55,253 --> 00:15:56,453
All right,
now--now,
490
00:15:56,454 --> 00:15:57,787
Bend up a little.
491
00:15:57,788 --> 00:15:59,956
You're bending
a little too far.
492
00:15:59,957 --> 00:16:02,459
Focus on the sand, ok?
493
00:16:02,460 --> 00:16:04,294
Now, you just
want to bend your knees,
494
00:16:04,295 --> 00:16:05,629
Bend your knees.
495
00:16:05,630 --> 00:16:06,630
Yeah, just keep
bending it.
496
00:16:06,631 --> 00:16:07,631
And you gotta ride--
497
00:16:07,632 --> 00:16:08,899
- Ok, we'll do that
more later.
498
00:16:08,900 --> 00:16:10,101
We'll do that later.
499
00:16:10,102 --> 00:16:13,504
- I just want
to say something.
500
00:16:13,505 --> 00:16:16,339
I love this man.
501
00:16:16,340 --> 00:16:20,243
He's the best man in my life.
502
00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:23,747
Mr. Jim dangle.
503
00:16:23,748 --> 00:16:26,350
Lieutenant
jim dangle.
504
00:16:32,090 --> 00:16:33,490
- Now we'll find out
who's right!
505
00:16:33,491 --> 00:16:34,825
- Thank god
you're here!
506
00:16:34,826 --> 00:16:35,826
- Hey, carmen,
how ya doin'?
507
00:16:35,827 --> 00:16:37,160
- Thank god
you're here.
508
00:16:37,161 --> 00:16:39,296
- Thank god
you guys are here.
509
00:16:39,297 --> 00:16:40,497
- I'll take care
of this.
510
00:16:40,498 --> 00:16:42,532
Hi, guys,
thanks for coming.
511
00:16:42,533 --> 00:16:44,334
- Hello, sir.
512
00:16:44,335 --> 00:16:46,269
- Brothel inspector.
513
00:16:48,506 --> 00:16:49,839
- Get on the ground.
- Get on the floor.
514
00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:50,841
- Right over there
in the dirt.
515
00:16:50,842 --> 00:16:51,842
- Get on the ground, man.
516
00:16:51,843 --> 00:16:53,344
- You know
they sell these.
517
00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:54,678
Yeah, they
sell 'em in harrah's.
518
00:16:54,679 --> 00:16:56,346
They also sell
bikini inspector,
519
00:16:56,347 --> 00:16:57,347
Titty inspector.
520
00:16:57,348 --> 00:16:58,349
- Yeah.
521
00:16:58,350 --> 00:16:59,349
There's a
pussy inspector, too.
522
00:16:59,350 --> 00:17:00,384
- Yeah?
523
00:17:00,385 --> 00:17:01,385
[siren]
524
00:17:01,386 --> 00:17:02,386
- ââ¢Âª oh, oh, oh ââ¢Âª
525
00:17:02,387 --> 00:17:04,121
ââ¢Âª oh, oh, oh, oh ââ¢Âª
526
00:17:04,122 --> 00:17:06,723
ââ¢Âª oh, oh, oh
oh, oh ââ¢Âª
527
00:17:08,359 --> 00:17:09,793
- I love
the hummer.
528
00:17:09,794 --> 00:17:10,794
- All right, yeah,
529
00:17:10,795 --> 00:17:11,961
It gets 6 miles
to the gallon
530
00:17:11,962 --> 00:17:15,132
On the highway
and 3 miles around town.
531
00:17:15,133 --> 00:17:16,133
You know,
the air conditioner
532
00:17:16,134 --> 00:17:17,167
Doesn't work so well,
533
00:17:17,168 --> 00:17:20,137
And it's not very comfortable,
um...
534
00:17:20,138 --> 00:17:21,638
But I just look
so damn good in it,
535
00:17:21,639 --> 00:17:22,640
You know what I mean?
536
00:17:22,641 --> 00:17:23,640
- Keep your
positives.
537
00:17:23,641 --> 00:17:24,642
- Um, yeah.
538
00:17:24,643 --> 00:17:27,311
It looks all right...
On this side.
539
00:17:27,312 --> 00:17:28,312
- You think
we can fit?
540
00:17:28,313 --> 00:17:29,312
Before I try
to back up,
541
00:17:29,313 --> 00:17:30,314
Are you sure
we can fit?
542
00:17:30,315 --> 00:17:31,481
- There's nowhere
else to go,
543
00:17:31,482 --> 00:17:32,849
So make it fit.
544
00:17:32,850 --> 00:17:34,484
- No, I know it can fit
on my side,
545
00:17:34,485 --> 00:17:35,719
But I can't see on your side.
546
00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:37,254
- It looks ok to me.
547
00:17:37,255 --> 00:17:39,557
Ok, a little
to your right.
548
00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:40,657
Baa baa
baa baa baa!
549
00:17:40,658 --> 00:17:41,658
- What? What!
550
00:17:41,659 --> 00:17:43,727
- You're about
to hit the car!
551
00:17:43,728 --> 00:17:45,262
And go backwards.
552
00:17:45,263 --> 00:17:46,330
- Ok.
553
00:17:46,331 --> 00:17:49,499
And accelerate
and you're good...
554
00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:51,168
Counter clockwise,
counter clockwise!
555
00:17:51,169 --> 00:17:53,337
Counter--counter!
556
00:17:53,338 --> 00:17:55,172
Do you know what
counter clockwise means?
557
00:17:55,173 --> 00:17:57,007
- This is counter,
right?
558
00:17:57,008 --> 00:17:58,842
- Oh, I meant
actual clockwise.
559
00:17:58,843 --> 00:18:00,211
- Ok.
- Sorry about that.
560
00:18:00,212 --> 00:18:03,146
All right.
Now, stop, stop.
561
00:18:03,147 --> 00:18:05,182
Stop, stop.
Stop means stop!
562
00:18:05,183 --> 00:18:06,616
Stop means stop!
563
00:18:08,553 --> 00:18:10,621
- This is as far as
I can open my door.
564
00:18:10,622 --> 00:18:12,389
[siren]
565
00:18:16,594 --> 00:18:17,794
[siren]
566
00:18:18,930 --> 00:18:19,963
- Go! Let it all out!
567
00:18:19,964 --> 00:18:21,765
Let it all out!
568
00:18:21,766 --> 00:18:23,333
Yeah!
- Oh!
569
00:18:23,334 --> 00:18:25,268
[all grunt]
570
00:18:25,269 --> 00:18:27,137
- Ok, stop.
571
00:18:27,138 --> 00:18:28,939
Somebody's gotta
get the, uh, gate.
572
00:18:28,940 --> 00:18:31,475
- Ok, I got it,
I got it.
573
00:18:31,476 --> 00:18:32,810
Shit.
574
00:18:32,811 --> 00:18:35,145
- No, no,
no, no!
575
00:18:35,146 --> 00:18:37,148
- Get out of the way,
get out of the way!
576
00:18:37,149 --> 00:18:38,248
- Look out!
577
00:18:38,249 --> 00:18:41,217
Watch out, junior,
watch out!
578
00:18:41,218 --> 00:18:42,653
- Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
579
00:18:42,654 --> 00:18:44,522
Junior!
Junior!
580
00:18:44,523 --> 00:18:45,989
- I'm good.
581
00:18:45,990 --> 00:18:47,824
Look at that
exhaust system!
582
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,134
- Kane went down
to get the, uh,
583
00:18:57,135 --> 00:18:59,403
Dna test results,
so, uh...
584
00:19:01,172 --> 00:19:03,073
Any minute now.
585
00:19:03,074 --> 00:19:04,641
Hey!
586
00:19:19,824 --> 00:19:24,461
S--uh--uh, so?
587
00:19:24,462 --> 00:19:25,795
[exhales]
588
00:19:25,796 --> 00:19:27,297
- You're not...
589
00:19:27,298 --> 00:19:28,899
You're not my dad.
590
00:19:28,900 --> 00:19:31,968
- Wow! Hey!
591
00:19:31,969 --> 00:19:34,971
I mean, oh, hey.
592
00:19:34,972 --> 00:19:36,473
Ohh...Wow.
593
00:19:36,474 --> 00:19:37,841
- It's ok,
I'm sure I'll find him.
594
00:19:37,842 --> 00:19:39,309
There's another dangle
in missouri
595
00:19:39,310 --> 00:19:40,477
I'm gonna have to
go check out.
596
00:19:40,478 --> 00:19:42,045
- Oh, yeah,
but we're still homeys,
597
00:19:42,046 --> 00:19:43,914
We're still
gonna hang out.
598
00:19:43,915 --> 00:19:48,652
Homeys still gotta
have a homey hang, yep.
599
00:19:48,653 --> 00:19:49,987
No, that's not me.
600
00:19:49,988 --> 00:19:51,255
- We've had
so much fun.
601
00:19:51,256 --> 00:19:52,990
- Yeah!
We had--oh, man!
602
00:19:52,991 --> 00:19:54,157
Tackling
and everything.
603
00:19:54,158 --> 00:19:55,159
Come on, man,
604
00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:56,493
I'll take you out
to sizzler,
605
00:19:56,494 --> 00:19:58,395
Not to celebrate,
just to...
606
00:19:58,396 --> 00:20:00,431
- I'm sorry,
I can't.
607
00:20:00,432 --> 00:20:02,566
Actually, I should
go get my stuff
608
00:20:02,567 --> 00:20:03,600
'cause there's...
609
00:20:03,601 --> 00:20:05,702
I'm gonna miss you.
610
00:20:07,806 --> 00:20:10,107
- Ok, you can...
611
00:20:10,108 --> 00:20:11,041
- Ok. Ok.
612
00:20:12,110 --> 00:20:13,110
We're famous for
613
00:20:13,111 --> 00:20:14,110
Our Wednesday traffic
around here.
614
00:20:14,111 --> 00:20:15,279
It's gonna
be a log jam.
615
00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:16,880
Got a bike!
616
00:20:26,658 --> 00:20:28,058
Kane...
617
00:20:32,464 --> 00:20:34,131
- Do you have
jones' e-mail
618
00:20:34,132 --> 00:20:35,465
Or number,
'cause I really feel
619
00:20:35,466 --> 00:20:38,969
Like we connected
and just...You know,
620
00:20:38,970 --> 00:20:41,972
I just want to hang out
with him, you know...
621
00:20:41,973 --> 00:20:43,073
If that's ok
with you,
622
00:20:43,074 --> 00:20:46,676
I mean,
you're ok, right?
623
00:20:46,677 --> 00:20:49,313
- Yeah, oh,
I got that...
624
00:20:49,314 --> 00:20:51,481
- That's cool, ha ha.
"big foot."
625
00:20:51,482 --> 00:20:54,885
Call him "big foot."
that's funny.
626
00:20:56,154 --> 00:20:57,988
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627
00:20:57,989 --> 00:21:00,057
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628
00:21:03,227 --> 00:21:04,928
- Ok, you ready?
629
00:21:04,929 --> 00:21:06,095
Here it goes.
630
00:21:06,096 --> 00:21:07,097
He dances on the side.
631
00:21:07,098 --> 00:21:08,932
Oh, no,
he moves.
632
00:21:08,933 --> 00:21:10,233
He moves.
633
00:21:10,234 --> 00:21:12,102
Look out.
Look out.
634
00:21:12,103 --> 00:21:13,437
- Quite a dribble
you got there, dad.
635
00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:14,437
- Here I come.
636
00:21:14,438 --> 00:21:16,473
Look out.
Here he comes.
637
00:21:16,474 --> 00:21:18,075
And...Oh, shit!
638
00:21:18,076 --> 00:21:20,110
In the neighbor's yard.
639
00:21:20,111 --> 00:21:21,277
[dog barks]
640
00:21:21,278 --> 00:21:23,613
Uh, they're korean,
641
00:21:23,614 --> 00:21:26,049
And they're
not very nice.
642
00:21:26,050 --> 00:21:27,584
- Well, uh, who cares?
643
00:21:27,585 --> 00:21:28,618
- I got it,
I got it.
644
00:21:28,619 --> 00:21:29,619
- You sure?
645
00:21:29,620 --> 00:21:30,887
- Mrs. Ng?
Mrs. Ng?!
646
00:21:30,937 --> 00:21:35,487
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