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( junior )
well, we're testing out the new bulletproof vests
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They sent us.
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It's supposed to stand up
to a .357 magnum, .50-caliber,
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So officer johnson's got a
.357 magnum, .50-caliber.
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All right.
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Freeze, scumbag !
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( booming shot )
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This can't be good,
can it ?
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( junior )
no. ( johnson )
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That can't be good.
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Whoo !
Come here !
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( tires screeching )
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Oh... Ah !
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Whoa !
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( growling )
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( sirens blaring )
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( siren wailing )
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( dangle )
well, it has finally happened.
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After dozens and dozens of
complaints from citizens
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And your fellow deputies,
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The department of
internal affairs
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Is sending a
disciplinary auditor
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To spend the next two
weeks with us.
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He'll be with us on the job,
in the cars, in the break room.
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He'll be looking for incidents
of racism, sexual harassment,
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Insensitivity
to the differently-abled.
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Please, mind your
"p's" and "q's"
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And obey the sheriff's
department code of conduct.
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Please, people.
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Aah !
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( johnson )
oh, shit.
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( laughing )
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Nice one, dangle.
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( jones )
who did this ?
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Come on.
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Did you do that ?
Did you do that ?
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If I have bad dreams...
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Hey !
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Suspended, suspended,
suspended, suspended...
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Suspended !
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( dangle )
welcome back.
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How was palm springs ?
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Not like it used to be.
44
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Oh, so, tonight, we are
running that sting operation,
45
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Cutting down on the illegal
sex-slave trade.
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Do you know where
she's coming in from ?
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Do we know ?
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Did they give you any hints
on the internet, there ?
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"made in china,"
all it says.
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You think ?
Mmm.
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Great.
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Dress warm if you're
coming on the sex-slave sting.
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It's supposed to be
a crisp night.
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Looks perfectly
plausible out there.
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ââ¢Âª mama, I was gonna
marry... ââ¢Âª
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Looks like a lonely fella,
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Hankering for a
mail-order bride.
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( johnson )
check out this bio here.
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It says he's an occasional
drinker.
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She's actually gonna get her
freedom back tonight,
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Thanks to the reno
sheriff's department, so...
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Here we go.
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Bingo.
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A little action, here.
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Here she is.
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Oh, look at her !
Look at that thing.
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She's just a
scared little puppy.
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How you doing ?
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How are you ?
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You have to sign
this on first.
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( dangle )
looks like he's signing some sort of bill of lading.
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Cashier's check.
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( garcia )
that's it !
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Sheriff's department !
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Freeze, freeze !
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Up against the vehicle,
right now !
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Right now,
up against the vehicle !
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...You have a right to an
attorney during questioning.
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Do you understand
the rights as I've...
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( dangle )
travis.
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Yes, sir.
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This is an actual
marriage license here.
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Your home ?
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If that was notarized,
you'd be married.
85
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They are married,
legally.
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You're a notary ?
Notary.
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We're legally married ?
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Yep.
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( man )
congratulations.
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We're married.
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Me, you-- married,
married.
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( speaking in native language )
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No, no bullshit,
we're married.
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No bullshit, no.
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( speaking in native language )
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Opa !
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( dangle )
okay.
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( garcia )
well, sir, your friend says you shot him with an arrow.
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No, my friend opened
a booby-trapped chest
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That had a magic missile
booby trap
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Set by goblin sappers.
102
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That is
what hit him.
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The booby trap
which was you.
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No, he was trying to show me
105
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That he could duck
out of the way of an arrow...
106
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Yeah, he's trying to explain,
he's trying to explain...
107
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...And I had to show him
that a longbow at close range
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With a magic missile
enchantment on it--
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There's no way to
duck out of the way in--
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So, you rolled an 18,
and then what happened ?
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I rolled an 18,
he failed his saving throw,
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And then the arrow got him
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Between where the greave
and chausses meet.
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Oh, where there's only
the three points of protection.
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For christ's sake,
travis.
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Come on !
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I got 10 points of "I want
to beat you with a stick" left, okay ?
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I got about
10 points of that.
119
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You don't know anything
about dungeons & dragons.
120
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I live in a world
of cold steel
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And dungeons
and mighty foes.
122
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I live in a world
of dungeons, too.
123
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The dungeon where we're
taking you
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Is called
the reno county jail.
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How's that dungeon ?
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You're gonna like
that dungeon.
127
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There's a dragon there
named nick the grip,
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And he's been
feeling people up
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In their sleep all week,
so...
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In our,
um... No.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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Sure you don't
want to tell us
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Why you shot the fellow
with the arrow ?
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I'm wearing
boots of escaping !
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I'm wearing boots
of escaping !
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( shoots )
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( moaning in pain )
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I will call down a mighty
reckoning on you !
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( crying )
I am a demon god of conquest.
140
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Well, I hope you got a
magical potion for hot lead.
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You're a very, very short
demon of god of conquest,
142
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And you're exactly
nick the grip's type.
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Hey.
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Oh, lord,
look at this guy.
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( laughing )
oh, man.
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What is it,
a thousand degrees today ?
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Whoo.
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Wow, yeah.
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( honking horn )
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( garcia on bullhorn )
hey, you dumb son of a bitch, fries come with that shake ?
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Hey, my man,
four years of college,
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And this is where
you're at, huh ?
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( laughing )
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Screw you,
you stupid a-hole !
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Hey, hey,
you son of a bitch !
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Hey, you come back here !
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We got a runner.
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We got a runner.
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Hey, son of
a bitch !
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Being married is everything
I thought it would be,
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Only maybe
a little bit better.
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...Reno, nevada.
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Hey, reno, nevada !
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ââ¢Âª let's go, reno
hoo-hoo-hoo ââ¢Âª
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Right.
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Hey, you're learning,
you're learning.
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Like a little doll I won
at the goddamn carnival.
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( johnson )
focus on the mythic tarot.
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The cards will tell you
what you want to know.
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And we've got
the death card.
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Ending our reading with
the death card.
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Yeah.
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That-- that isn't a bad thing,
necessarily, okay ?
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We'll do
something else.
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Horoscope.
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When's your birthday,
when's your birthday ?
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June 28th.
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June 28th,
which is cancer.
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Cancer, the crab.
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Are you crabby
'cause you got cancer ?
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Who's crabby 'cause they've
got cancer, huh ?
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All right...
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He's got an
automatic shotgun.
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Scared the hell out of
the poor bartender.
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Up against
the wall over there.
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Okay, on my count,
ready ?
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3... 2... Go.
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Drop your weapon !
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( all shouting )
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Drop your weapon !
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( slurring speech )
what's the occasion, what's the occasion ?
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Drop your weapon, sir !
Drop the weapon, sir !
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I'll put it down,
I'll put it down.
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( dangle )
put the gun down, not the drink.
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I'll put the drink down.
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( johnson )
put the gun down.
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Make up your mind !
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We did.
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You can pick
the drink back up.
200
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Put the gun down.
201
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I'll put
the drink back up.
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Drink's okay.
203
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Now, put the gun down !
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I have a demand,
I have a demand.
205
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Okay, what are
your demands ?
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I want a girlfriend.
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( wiegel )
I'll be your girlfriend, sir.
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Done.
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( junior )
hell of a catch, sir.
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And I want lots of candy.
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( wiegel )
I have tons of candy.
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We got some bar mints.
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Bar mints.
Bar mints. Bar mints.
214
00:09:01,439 --> 00:09:02,974
( dangle )
hey.
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00:09:03,075 --> 00:09:05,142
( junior )
they taste like mints.
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( dangle )
gun down now, gun down now...
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00:09:06,445 --> 00:09:07,044
All right,
now, put the gun down.
218
00:09:07,145 --> 00:09:09,814
My gun for your gun.
219
00:09:09,915 --> 00:09:12,216
All right, we'll make
a swap, we'll make a swap.
220
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Fair.
221
00:09:13,552 --> 00:09:14,985
A gun swap is...
Is...
222
00:09:15,087 --> 00:09:16,453
Just be careful
with it, there.
223
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No, no, no...
All right.
224
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There you go.
225
00:09:21,193 --> 00:09:22,560
Now, put that
gun down, okay ?
226
00:09:22,661 --> 00:09:23,794
This is a toy.
227
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This ain't
the real, uh...
228
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( gunshot )
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Oh, shit !
230
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Down, down, down !
231
00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:29,666
Aah, get out !
232
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Where's my drink ?
233
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You took my drink,
you took my drink !
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( whirring helicopter )
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( man on radio )
tower, this is sb-2.
236
00:09:42,781 --> 00:09:44,815
We've got a positive I.D.
On that milk shake.
237
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Garcia and jones
are in pursuit.
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( garcia )
hey, ho, slow down !
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( jones )
... Freeze, freeze !
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Oh, dear lord.
241
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Oh, my god !
242
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Stop !
243
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Get up, sir !
...Run !
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Run !
245
00:10:00,766 --> 00:10:01,966
They're killing him
in there.
246
00:10:02,067 --> 00:10:03,300
I got to
call an e-m-t.
247
00:10:03,401 --> 00:10:04,868
No, no.
It got to call an e-m-t.
248
00:10:04,970 --> 00:10:06,370
Let's just let nature
take its course.
249
00:10:06,471 --> 00:10:07,672
Oh, man,
sweet lord.
250
00:10:07,773 --> 00:10:09,540
He's disfigured, he's got
to be disfigured.
251
00:10:09,641 --> 00:10:11,175
Holy, man.
252
00:10:11,276 --> 00:10:12,175
Hey.
253
00:10:12,277 --> 00:10:13,311
What the hell ?
Hey, hey, hey... !
254
00:10:13,412 --> 00:10:15,279
Hey, you,
son of a bitch ! Freeze !
255
00:10:15,381 --> 00:10:17,648
Hey, freeze, sir !
256
00:10:21,086 --> 00:10:23,154
( screeching )
257
00:10:24,156 --> 00:10:26,224
Hey.
( knocking )
258
00:10:26,325 --> 00:10:29,326
Congratulations.
259
00:10:29,427 --> 00:10:30,827
Can I shove this
down here, maybe ?
260
00:10:30,929 --> 00:10:33,397
Ouch, ouch.
261
00:10:33,498 --> 00:10:35,733
( all screaming )
( scraping metal )
262
00:10:35,834 --> 00:10:38,669
Parking brake,
parking brake...
263
00:10:38,770 --> 00:10:40,538
( dangle )
I got it, I got it, I got it...
264
00:10:40,639 --> 00:10:41,972
We're in park,
and we're good.
265
00:10:42,073 --> 00:10:43,341
Yeah.
Hey.
266
00:10:43,442 --> 00:10:44,608
( garcia )
does she know karate ?
267
00:10:44,709 --> 00:10:46,277
( junior )
oh, hell, yeah, she does.
268
00:10:46,378 --> 00:10:47,178
( johnson )
break the table with your face.
269
00:10:47,279 --> 00:10:50,548
A little kiss
for the bride...
270
00:10:50,649 --> 00:10:54,419
( screaming in chinese )
271
00:10:55,053 --> 00:10:55,920
Yeah !
272
00:10:56,021 --> 00:10:57,455
Whoo !
273
00:10:57,556 --> 00:10:59,557
Yeah, she's
pretty good, right ?
274
00:10:59,658 --> 00:11:01,659
I'm gonna sit down,
all right ?
275
00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:03,427
How about presents,
why don't we do ?
276
00:11:03,529 --> 00:11:05,029
That's a good idea.
277
00:11:05,130 --> 00:11:07,432
Do some presents.
278
00:11:07,533 --> 00:11:08,999
I got you something,
the two lovebirds.
279
00:11:09,101 --> 00:11:10,501
From them.
280
00:11:10,602 --> 00:11:12,403
Oh.
Oh. Oh.
281
00:11:12,504 --> 00:11:14,772
I made it,
I made that.
282
00:11:14,873 --> 00:11:19,209
It's-- the macaroni's
still wet there.
283
00:11:19,310 --> 00:11:21,044
You cooked this macaroni ?
284
00:11:21,145 --> 00:11:23,313
Yeah, well,
you can't have it raw.
285
00:11:23,415 --> 00:11:25,216
It'll kill you.
286
00:11:25,317 --> 00:11:26,583
( williams )
all right, another gift.
287
00:11:26,684 --> 00:11:27,785
Let's keep the party moving.
288
00:11:27,886 --> 00:11:29,587
Huh ?
289
00:11:29,688 --> 00:11:31,021
A nail kit, huh ?
290
00:11:31,122 --> 00:11:32,856
So when everybody
leave,
291
00:11:32,958 --> 00:11:34,625
You can hook
me up and do my nails.
292
00:11:34,726 --> 00:11:36,928
You're chinese.
293
00:11:37,029 --> 00:11:38,629
Yeah, y'all do nails.
294
00:11:38,730 --> 00:11:41,999
They make these
in korea...
295
00:11:42,100 --> 00:11:44,402
Don't throw--
296
00:11:44,503 --> 00:11:47,070
( speaking in native language )
297
00:11:49,808 --> 00:11:51,408
( wiegel )
it sounds, when they talk,
298
00:11:51,509 --> 00:11:52,743
It sounds like they're
mad, like...
299
00:11:52,844 --> 00:11:55,012
( speaking gibberish )
300
00:11:55,113 --> 00:11:57,415
( garcia )
no, no, no... Come on.
301
00:11:57,516 --> 00:11:58,749
She knows english, too.
302
00:11:58,850 --> 00:12:00,150
She's smart
as a whip, right ?
303
00:12:00,251 --> 00:12:02,186
What's your pet name
for me in english ?
304
00:12:02,287 --> 00:12:04,188
Cocku-sucker.
305
00:12:04,289 --> 00:12:05,523
Cocksucker.
306
00:12:05,623 --> 00:12:06,958
Yeah.
307
00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:08,526
That's a good thing
to learn.
308
00:12:08,627 --> 00:12:10,127
It's different there.
309
00:12:10,228 --> 00:12:12,797
Cocks are like
two below monkey
310
00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:14,365
On the magic scale.
311
00:12:14,466 --> 00:12:18,469
...Dragon, dog,
monkey, cock.
312
00:12:18,570 --> 00:12:21,706
( wiegel )
and the king is the man who sucks the cock,
313
00:12:21,807 --> 00:12:22,773
So the cocksucker
314
00:12:22,874 --> 00:12:26,310
Is like the king of all
cocksuckers.
315
00:12:26,411 --> 00:12:27,545
Yeah, I think.
316
00:12:27,646 --> 00:12:29,213
( johnson )
well, that's you, junior.
317
00:12:29,314 --> 00:12:30,247
Yeah, yeah.
318
00:12:30,348 --> 00:12:32,783
You are a cocksucker.
319
00:12:36,121 --> 00:12:37,454
Son of a bitch !
320
00:12:37,555 --> 00:12:39,390
Whoa !
321
00:12:39,491 --> 00:12:41,125
Oh, okay,
carl lewis !
322
00:12:41,226 --> 00:12:42,793
Freeze !
Okay !
323
00:12:42,894 --> 00:12:44,395
Oh, you want
to go, huh ?!
324
00:12:44,496 --> 00:12:46,997
Freeze !
Oh, ah shit !
325
00:12:47,098 --> 00:12:48,832
Son of a bitch !
326
00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:49,901
No !
327
00:12:50,002 --> 00:12:51,268
Hey, freeze !
328
00:12:51,369 --> 00:12:52,603
No, no !
329
00:12:52,704 --> 00:12:55,605
Son of a bitch...
Son of a bitch.
330
00:12:55,706 --> 00:12:59,509
Hey, hey, hey !
331
00:13:00,345 --> 00:13:03,347
Who is this guy ?!
332
00:13:03,448 --> 00:13:04,549
Unh !
333
00:13:04,650 --> 00:13:06,083
What the fuck ?!
334
00:13:06,184 --> 00:13:07,117
Holy shit,
holy shit !
335
00:13:07,218 --> 00:13:09,286
Hey, hey, hey !
336
00:13:09,387 --> 00:13:11,455
Oh, you think
you're cool, huh ?!
337
00:13:11,556 --> 00:13:14,992
Let's go, come on !
338
00:13:15,093 --> 00:13:17,662
Freeze !
Where are you at ?!
339
00:13:26,905 --> 00:13:28,138
How you doing
today, sir ?
340
00:13:28,239 --> 00:13:29,907
Hey, thank god
you're here.
341
00:13:30,008 --> 00:13:31,374
Thank the good
lord you came.
342
00:13:31,476 --> 00:13:32,376
One of my falcons--
343
00:13:32,477 --> 00:13:33,811
My prize falcon
flew away.
344
00:13:33,912 --> 00:13:34,912
I can't find him.
345
00:13:35,013 --> 00:13:36,480
And maybe--
had you found him ?
346
00:13:36,581 --> 00:13:38,249
Did you find
the falcon ?
347
00:13:38,350 --> 00:13:40,618
Well... Not yet.
348
00:13:40,718 --> 00:13:42,419
As you know,
the falcon is like...
349
00:13:42,520 --> 00:13:44,621
They're like a flying dog.
350
00:13:44,722 --> 00:13:46,323
Let me just
ask you a question.
351
00:13:46,424 --> 00:13:48,058
The falcon leaves here,
352
00:13:48,159 --> 00:13:52,062
It goes and fetches
and then brings something--
353
00:13:52,163 --> 00:13:53,464
Whatever it fetches-- back ?
354
00:13:53,565 --> 00:13:55,399
Back here,
back to the pad.
355
00:13:55,500 --> 00:13:58,636
Okay, has he brought
an eyeball back to the pad ?
356
00:13:58,737 --> 00:13:59,703
A what,
an eyeball ?
357
00:13:59,804 --> 00:14:01,204
( laughing )
358
00:14:01,305 --> 00:14:03,373
I don't think so.
359
00:14:03,474 --> 00:14:05,542
It's just that we have
a homeless person
360
00:14:05,643 --> 00:14:09,413
In I-c-u right now,
missing an eyeball.
361
00:14:09,514 --> 00:14:11,615
What makes you think
a falcon did it ?
362
00:14:11,716 --> 00:14:15,019
'cause he screamed,
"a falcon took my eyeball !
363
00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:16,854
A falcon took my eyeball !"
364
00:14:16,955 --> 00:14:19,190
You know what he needs to do
is to talk to me,
365
00:14:19,291 --> 00:14:21,825
And I can have him
go through falcon trauma.
366
00:14:21,926 --> 00:14:24,228
You know, of people who
go through trauma
367
00:14:24,329 --> 00:14:25,595
Caused by falcons.
368
00:14:25,697 --> 00:14:27,431
He probably is
in a state of mind
369
00:14:27,532 --> 00:14:29,333
That's not conducive
to health.
370
00:14:29,434 --> 00:14:31,335
Well, I would say so,
he don't have an eyeball.
371
00:14:31,436 --> 00:14:34,771
How about we finish talking
to you down at the station ?
372
00:14:34,873 --> 00:14:37,508
Okay, so, do I have
my choice of seats or what ?
373
00:14:37,609 --> 00:14:38,809
The back.
374
00:14:38,910 --> 00:14:41,945
There's one choice.
Only in the back.
375
00:14:46,851 --> 00:14:48,485
( panting )
376
00:14:48,586 --> 00:14:51,022
Okay, okay,
okay, okay, okay.
377
00:14:51,123 --> 00:14:52,456
( garcia )
steve, come on.
378
00:14:52,557 --> 00:14:53,891
I give up.
379
00:14:53,992 --> 00:14:55,626
Please. ( johnson )
you give ?
380
00:14:55,727 --> 00:14:57,127
I give.
381
00:14:57,228 --> 00:14:58,162
All right, truce.
382
00:14:58,263 --> 00:14:59,429
Truce, man.
Thank you.
383
00:14:59,531 --> 00:15:00,998
Thank god.
384
00:15:01,099 --> 00:15:02,332
( panting )
385
00:15:02,433 --> 00:15:04,902
Shit, man, you're
taking a pounding.
386
00:15:05,003 --> 00:15:07,137
No, this thing's like a
huge shock absorber.
387
00:15:07,238 --> 00:15:09,873
I don't feel a thing,
absolutely nothing, yeah.
388
00:15:09,974 --> 00:15:11,808
You don't feel that ?
389
00:15:11,909 --> 00:15:13,310
No, nothing--
I mean, hit me.
390
00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:15,146
Hit me like I just, y'know,
insulted your mother
391
00:15:15,246 --> 00:15:16,280
Or something,
like really hit me.
392
00:15:16,381 --> 00:15:17,781
Yeah, yeah,
go for it, go for it.
393
00:15:17,882 --> 00:15:18,849
Yeah !
394
00:15:18,950 --> 00:15:20,117
I didn't feel
any of that.
395
00:15:20,218 --> 00:15:21,418
Yeah, yeah.
396
00:15:21,519 --> 00:15:23,020
Nothing, I don't feel
any of that.
397
00:15:23,121 --> 00:15:25,689
( hooting and hollering )
398
00:15:25,790 --> 00:15:27,458
Yeah !
Yeah !
399
00:15:27,559 --> 00:15:29,426
No, I didn't
feel any of that.
400
00:15:29,528 --> 00:15:32,295
Oh, man.
That's cool.
401
00:15:32,396 --> 00:15:33,263
Yeah, that's cool.
402
00:15:33,365 --> 00:15:34,498
That was
awesome, man.
403
00:15:34,599 --> 00:15:35,599
You need a ride ?
404
00:15:35,700 --> 00:15:37,034
Oh, no, no.
405
00:15:37,135 --> 00:15:38,268
Y'know what, I just
live right behind me.
406
00:15:38,369 --> 00:15:39,503
You live right
over here ?
407
00:15:39,604 --> 00:15:40,604
Yeah, right over there.
408
00:15:40,705 --> 00:15:41,872
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
409
00:15:41,973 --> 00:15:42,773
All right,
little buddy.
410
00:15:42,874 --> 00:15:43,774
Well, take care, buddy.
411
00:15:43,875 --> 00:15:46,243
Hey, be good,
all right ?
412
00:15:46,344 --> 00:15:47,611
Oh !
Oh !
413
00:15:47,712 --> 00:15:48,612
All right.
414
00:15:48,713 --> 00:15:50,514
Hey, guys.
415
00:15:50,615 --> 00:15:51,982
Hey, I think I might
need that lift home.
416
00:15:52,084 --> 00:15:53,751
I think I pulled my hamstring.
417
00:15:53,852 --> 00:15:55,018
You need
a ride ?
418
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:56,120
You want a--
419
00:15:56,221 --> 00:15:56,854
( honking truck horn )
420
00:15:56,955 --> 00:15:58,188
( garcia )
oh, my god !
421
00:15:58,289 --> 00:15:59,457
Oh, holy lord !
422
00:15:59,558 --> 00:16:00,524
Shit !
423
00:16:00,625 --> 00:16:01,925
Shit, shit,
shit, shit, shit !
424
00:16:02,026 --> 00:16:03,794
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
425
00:16:03,895 --> 00:16:04,828
Oh, my god.
426
00:16:04,929 --> 00:16:05,896
Fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck...
427
00:16:05,997 --> 00:16:08,799
Go, go, go, go !
Go, go !
428
00:16:09,834 --> 00:16:12,069
I just look forward
to my retirement years
429
00:16:12,170 --> 00:16:13,570
Here at the old homestead
430
00:16:13,671 --> 00:16:17,608
And a bunch of little babies
crawling around
431
00:16:17,709 --> 00:16:21,044
And learning to eat
barbecue with chopsticks.
432
00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:23,580
And it'll just be like
home on the range.
433
00:16:23,682 --> 00:16:25,749
And I'll be on
little qua junior here
434
00:16:25,851 --> 00:16:28,485
Like white on rice.
435
00:16:47,973 --> 00:16:50,307
ââ¢Âª caribbean queen ââ¢Âª
436
00:16:50,408 --> 00:16:54,945
ââ¢Âª now we're
sharing the same dream ââ¢Âª
437
00:16:55,046 --> 00:16:58,749
ââ¢Âª two hearts will
beat as one... ââ¢Âª
438
00:16:58,850 --> 00:17:00,217
Shit.
439
00:17:00,318 --> 00:17:03,420
ââ¢Âª ...No more
love on the run ââ¢Âª
440
00:17:03,521 --> 00:17:05,021
I got nothing,
how about you ?
441
00:17:05,122 --> 00:17:06,457
( man on radio )
yeah, we got an a-p-b
442
00:17:06,558 --> 00:17:09,459
For a '72 ford wintergreen
winnebago coachman.
443
00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:15,599
License: Nevada-bravo-
4738-victory-bravo-charlie.
444
00:17:15,700 --> 00:17:17,067
Oh, shit, that's me.
445
00:17:17,168 --> 00:17:18,836
Oh, shit.
446
00:17:18,937 --> 00:17:20,137
Go, go, go !
447
00:17:20,238 --> 00:17:21,605
Officers,
proceed with caution.
448
00:17:21,706 --> 00:17:23,474
There is
one angry tiny asian
449
00:17:23,575 --> 00:17:25,142
Behind the wheel of
that coachman.
450
00:17:25,243 --> 00:17:27,945
She's not angry, that's
just the way they talk.
451
00:17:28,046 --> 00:17:30,147
That's just the way
the voice sounds.
452
00:17:36,788 --> 00:17:38,655
No, yep, there she is.
453
00:17:38,756 --> 00:17:40,123
Home, sweet home.
454
00:17:40,224 --> 00:17:42,559
Wintergreen
winnebago coachman.
455
00:17:42,660 --> 00:17:43,927
We're in pursuit.
456
00:17:44,028 --> 00:17:46,063
Oh, look at that--
nice piece of denim.
457
00:17:46,164 --> 00:17:47,364
Don't do that,
don't do that.
458
00:17:47,465 --> 00:17:48,766
Those are my new boots.
459
00:17:48,867 --> 00:17:50,301
That's a really nice
boot back there.
460
00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:51,868
I still got
the other one.
461
00:17:51,970 --> 00:17:53,103
( on car bullhorn )
oh, baby, now, come on, baby.
462
00:17:53,204 --> 00:17:56,206
Let's talk it out.
463
00:17:56,308 --> 00:17:57,374
( speaking in native language )
464
00:17:57,475 --> 00:17:58,875
Cocksucker !
465
00:17:58,977 --> 00:18:00,777
Oh, there goes
the porn.
466
00:18:00,878 --> 00:18:02,178
That's all porno ?
467
00:18:02,279 --> 00:18:03,747
Yeah, some of that
was my dad's.
468
00:18:03,848 --> 00:18:05,215
That stuff's irreplaceable.
469
00:18:05,316 --> 00:18:07,418
Pull over, I'm gonna
take care of business.
470
00:18:08,352 --> 00:18:09,486
Oh, jesus.
471
00:18:09,587 --> 00:18:12,122
Be careful !
472
00:18:13,024 --> 00:18:15,459
He's going
into a skylight.
473
00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:16,826
Go around !
474
00:18:16,927 --> 00:18:18,095
( on bullhorn )
I don't know if your homeowner's insurance
475
00:18:18,196 --> 00:18:20,097
Covers you for this !
476
00:18:20,198 --> 00:18:23,200
He's in, he's in, he's in,
he's in, he's in.
477
00:18:23,301 --> 00:18:24,701
Okay, we're good,
this will be good.
478
00:18:24,802 --> 00:18:27,504
Now, they're both
reasonable people.
479
00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:29,640
( screaming )
480
00:18:32,343 --> 00:18:35,212
I'm backing up,
I'm backing up, I'm backing up.
481
00:18:35,313 --> 00:18:36,046
Shit.
482
00:18:36,147 --> 00:18:38,081
Travis, travis !
483
00:18:38,182 --> 00:18:40,217
Shit.
484
00:18:40,318 --> 00:18:42,519
Oh, travis !
485
00:18:42,620 --> 00:18:43,987
Are you alive ?!
486
00:18:44,089 --> 00:18:44,988
Shit.
487
00:18:45,089 --> 00:18:46,823
Yeah, I'm good,
I'm good.
488
00:18:46,924 --> 00:18:49,092
If you love something...
489
00:18:49,193 --> 00:18:51,562
You just got to let it
go sometimes.
490
00:18:51,663 --> 00:18:53,530
Yeah.
491
00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:55,232
You love
that winnebago.
492
00:18:55,333 --> 00:18:56,333
Yeah.
493
00:18:56,434 --> 00:18:58,568
Tell you, you could
pull yourself up
494
00:18:58,669 --> 00:18:59,836
By your bootstraps,
495
00:18:59,937 --> 00:19:04,475
And you and me
could go and...
496
00:19:04,576 --> 00:19:07,677
Get some jeans and porno
off of this road here.
497
00:19:07,778 --> 00:19:09,312
What do you say, huh ?
498
00:19:09,413 --> 00:19:11,247
Sounds good.
499
00:19:11,349 --> 00:19:13,383
All right.
500
00:19:16,654 --> 00:19:17,955
( wiegel )
so, I never saw that special.
501
00:19:18,056 --> 00:19:21,258
Did geraldo find the guy in
the tomb, or didn't he ?
502
00:19:21,359 --> 00:19:22,492
( dangle )
no.
503
00:19:22,593 --> 00:19:25,862
Hey, junior, what is that,
a letter from qua ?
504
00:19:25,963 --> 00:19:28,699
What does it say ?
505
00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:32,536
How the fuck
should I know ?
506
00:19:32,637 --> 00:19:33,937
You should probably
take this
507
00:19:34,038 --> 00:19:35,939
To that restaurant
"wok around the clock."
508
00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:37,875
Somebody over there
could read that.
509
00:19:37,976 --> 00:19:39,242
No, I don't want to be
510
00:19:39,343 --> 00:19:43,046
Eating any chinese
anytime soon.
511
00:19:43,147 --> 00:19:45,148
Hey, now, p'rnt
was a good woman.
512
00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:46,583
Qua.
Qua. Qua.
513
00:19:46,684 --> 00:19:48,485
And she was not
a good woman.
514
00:19:48,586 --> 00:19:49,920
She was
a horrible woman.
515
00:19:50,021 --> 00:19:51,522
Life goes on.
516
00:19:51,623 --> 00:19:53,090
Cin-cin.
517
00:19:53,191 --> 00:19:54,458
Greener pastures.
518
00:19:54,559 --> 00:19:59,462
Guys, guys,
tv, you guys, hey, tv.
519
00:19:59,564 --> 00:20:00,997
( female reporter )
...A candlelight vigil is being held
520
00:20:01,098 --> 00:20:02,866
For 31-year-old andy freeman,
521
00:20:02,968 --> 00:20:05,402
An aspiring magician who took
a part-time job to pay rent
522
00:20:05,503 --> 00:20:08,305
Dressing as
a delicious milk shake.
523
00:20:08,406 --> 00:20:11,341
A delicious, now dead,
milk shake.
524
00:20:11,442 --> 00:20:13,744
Horrifying allegations have
shocked washoe county today
525
00:20:13,845 --> 00:20:15,312
After the following
homemade video footage
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00:20:15,413 --> 00:20:17,047
Was released to the media.
527
00:20:17,148 --> 00:20:21,685
This video contains acts
of terrifying police brutality.
528
00:20:22,754 --> 00:20:24,488
( grunting )
529
00:20:28,126 --> 00:20:30,527
( honking truck horn )
530
00:20:30,628 --> 00:20:33,463
Oh !
Oh ! Oh !
531
00:20:33,731 --> 00:20:35,699
( reporter )
the identity of the deputies
532
00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:37,501
Responsible for these acts
is still unknown.
533
00:20:37,602 --> 00:20:39,169
There is no doubt
that those responsible
534
00:20:39,270 --> 00:20:41,338
Will have to pay
for their acts.
535
00:20:41,439 --> 00:20:42,973
Reporting from route 395,
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00:20:43,074 --> 00:20:46,944
This is maria storm,
channel 10 news at 10:00.
537
00:21:08,299 --> 00:21:12,436
It means a lot to
myself and qua junior
538
00:21:12,537 --> 00:21:14,404
That y'all
made it out.
539
00:21:14,505 --> 00:21:15,372
Thank you.
540
00:21:15,473 --> 00:21:16,774
I'm very, very
appreciative.
541
00:21:16,875 --> 00:21:18,509
( wiegel )
can you say your name again for us ?
542
00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:19,642
Your name ?
543
00:21:19,744 --> 00:21:24,014
( speaking in native language )
544
00:21:24,115 --> 00:21:26,016
Washing wren
545
00:21:26,117 --> 00:21:29,820
( all )
washing wren, washing wren...
546
00:21:29,921 --> 00:21:32,622
That's sounds a bit
native american...
547
00:21:32,723 --> 00:21:34,457
Washing wren.
548
00:21:34,559 --> 00:21:35,759
Yeah, washing wren.
549
00:21:35,860 --> 00:21:37,694
Washing wren junior.
550
00:21:37,744 --> 00:21:42,294
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