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Really? Bizarre? Baffling?
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Is my guy brilliant or what?
Announcing a major case on the radio!
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I mean, a guy crashes an airplane
with a bullet in his head?
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I think People magazine
has turned your mind to mush.
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No, I really think I have something here, Laura.
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- I confess! I confess!
- Bud!
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- Did anyone else see you?
- Of course not.
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No one's gonna stop me!
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Good morning, Los Angeles.
Norman Austin here.
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Along with Bud Tyler,
with this piece of advice.
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Shut this damn thing off
and get back to sleep.
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And if you're already up,
find a bed- any bed-
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and get back in it,
'cause that's where the real fun is.
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Norman, do you wanna put that damn
thing away before you hurt somebody?
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In a minute,
we'll be joining Doug West in the sky...
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for a look at
Los Angeles traffic.
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All right, slugabeds,
up and at 'em.
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You're not gonna
want to miss this one.
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The start of another beautiful week.
We've got 65 degrees at 6:01.
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Expect highs
in the upper 70s.
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And a gorgeous sunrise
out the KROT window.
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Blue skies and a few
low morning clouds...
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that should lift off before long.
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Awesome sight,
those clouds liftin' off like that.
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Speaking of clouds,
let's go up to the West nest...
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for a look at
early morning traffic.
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Doug, how do things look
from up there?
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It's still early,
but traffic's already building...
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at the downtown four-level.
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Clear sailing, though, on the Santa Ana
and Santa Monica routes.
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If you're traveling
on the eastbound Ventura, watch out.
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I've got a report of an overturned truck
near the Hollywood transition...
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blocking the numbers 2 and 3 lanes.
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That's how it looks for now from
my perch high in the West nest.
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- KROTTraffic.
- Thanks, Doug.
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And now let's keep things
moving with a little music.
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Norm, I was sitting here looking
out our window while the song was playing...
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and I was struck by
a frightening realization.
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And I think we all know
how that can hurt.
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Did you know that if it hadn't been for
the man who invented venetian blinds...
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it would be curtains for all of us?
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Just a briefhistorical note.
Okay, it's 7:05 here at the Big Karat...
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and time to play Pick a Hit-
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Your chance to decide whether a new song
will be a hit or a miss.
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We'll take caller number 14.
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Call 555-KROT.
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And keep in mind
that I'll be the one...
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to determine whether or not
you are right.
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Why you?
I'm the one with the trained ear.
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Trained ear?
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Yeah. Watch.
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Here, ear. Here, ear.
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Sit, van Gogh. Sit.
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Good ear.
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No doubt about it, Norm.
That is a well-trained ear.
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7:06 now.
So let's take a quick check...
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with Doug West
up in his West nest...
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and see how traffic
is shaping up.
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Looks like easy going for everyone
traveling the Pacific Coast Highway.
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There's a Sig Alert, though,
reported on the Southbound 405.
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I've got the KROTplane headed over
the Malibu canyons now to check it out.
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Orange County reporting
moderate to heavy traffic on all freeways.
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- Doug, is everything okay?
- A little engine trouble.
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Can't seem to fix.
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Losing power.
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Altitude dropping.
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Malibu Canyon... clearing.
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Try to bring it down.
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Bringing it down now, Bud.
No control.
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Doug, are you there? Doug?
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Still no details on the plane crash
involving KROT's own Doug West.
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But we'll be sure to let
you have whatever we have...
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as soon as we have it.
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Right now, it's 8:05.
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And if you're supposed to be
at work at 8:00 and ain't, you're late.
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What have we got
for a temperature, Norm?
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It's 70 degrees here
at the Big Karat.
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The only station in L.A.
guaranteed to improve your eyesight.
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And now, back to the music.
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- Norman-
- Spare me the sermon, Bud.
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- I know I'm late.
- But today of all days.
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This is the last time.
I promise you.
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- Morning, morning, morning.
- Morning, chief.
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Ah, getting in a little
practice, are we, Mildred?
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- You always make it look so easy.
- Years of experience.
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- Is Miss Holt back from Malibu yet?
- Not yet.
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Excellent! Must be going well.
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- Better than I imagined.
- What's that?
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Ah, in due course.
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- Ah!
- Oh.
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- All in the wrist.
- The wrist.
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Why didn't I see the plane?
It should have flown right over me.
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- Weren't you in your car at the time?
- I had my top down.
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- Maybe the sun got in your eyes.
- The sun was behind me.
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And what about the explosions?
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00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,615
Why did I hear the plane
explode on the radio...
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before I heard
the plane explode here?
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Echo in the canyon.
I don't know.
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You the eyewitness?
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00:11:46,639 --> 00:11:50,268
Near as I can figure, the magneto came
loose. No way he could maintain power.
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- What about the tracks up above?
- Probably tried to make a forced landing.
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Why didn't he just
stop the plane or jump out?
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Ma'am,
I'm still investigating.
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Yo! Rick Badham.
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Couldn't help but tune in
to what you were sayin'.
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Rick "the Badman" Badham?
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- Bingo!
- Oh.
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I listen to your station
all the time.
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- In fact, I was tuned in
to KROT when this all happened.
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Doug and I were pretty tight.
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I can't believe he augers in
after 15 years without a scratch.
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I can't quite believe it either,
based on the evidence.
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You mean everything
isn't copacetic?
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I'm a private investigator.
I'm trained to look for clues.
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This is one. There was a vehicle
parked here this morning.
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From the looks of the terrain,
probably a four-wheel drive vehicle.
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And these marks- It looks as if
someone were dragging something.
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Whoa!
What are you saying?
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- I'm not sure, yet.
- Miss Holt?
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I thought you'd be interested to know.
The coroner just called.
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They took a. 38 slug
out of Doug West's skull.
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He was a good pilot, a good friend, a good man.
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Doug, old buddy,
we know you're still flying.
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Just a little higher now.
That's all.
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So from all of us down here
who are gonna miss you, Doug...
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this one's for you.
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Oh, no.
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Oh!
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Would you get her out of here?
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00:14:05,244 --> 00:14:08,771
Uh, he- He's right, Marcia.
This doesn't look too good.
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- But- But- But-
- Well put. And I understand completely.
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Look, we'll catch up later,
all right?
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I'll see you tonight.
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Norman, are you crazy?
Her husband's still smoldering...
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and you're hugging and kissing
the grieving widow!
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00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:31,065
Come on, Bud.
Will you relax?
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What, are people gonna think
that I killed Doug West?
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I was on the air at the time,
remember?
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Thanks to you.
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Intolerable.
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Yeah.
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Understandable.
Mm-hmm.
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Inexcusable.
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Unintentional and-
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- Good day.
- A man of few words.
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The gentleman on the other end
had quite a few.
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That was Leon-
Leon Pulver, the press agent.
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- Your 8:00 appointment?
- I forgot all about it.
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Forgot? I've been building you up
to Leon for weeks now.
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The man was dying to meet you
three hours ago.
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- Something came up.
- What could be more important...
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than meeting the man who's gonna
put us in People magazine?
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- Mr. Steele, your partner in crime...
- Oh.
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stumbled across the most
bizarre murder case in years.
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It's- It's totally baffling.
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Really? Bizarre? Baffling?
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Hold on.
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Uh, Mildred?
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Get me Leon Pulver, will you?
Thank you very much indeed.
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Bye. Ah.
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I can see the headlines
now, Laura. Oh.
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Excellent work. Excellent work.
Oh, yeah.
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Uh, hello, Doctor.
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Last week, you referred to
the use of vegetables.
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- Fourteen-Krot?
- KROT- 14-Karat.
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- It is not important
what vegetables you use.
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Carrots, corn on the cob,
zucchini.
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- They are all terrific.
- A radio cooking show?
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00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:17,067
That's Dr. Pam,
the phone-in sex therapist.
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Oh. I must remember
to get the recipe book.
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Laura!
What's the haps?
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- Rick Badham, Remington Steele.
- Dyno.
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What say we barge in
on the boss?
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- Frank-
- No, no. I got to him first, Badman.
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Now, Frank, how about this?
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Lyman, that is the most idiotic
thing I have ever heard.
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- Does that mean no, Frank?
- Frank, these are the detectives I was telling you about.
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And I told you- too expensive.
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Hi. Jack Lyman.
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Rhymin' Lyman,
Jingles, Incorporated.
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- Do you need a snappy promo?
- Actually, I was-
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- No.
- Oh, no. Forget it.
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- Frank, think about Doug.
- Oh, Doug was an idiot.
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He drove a plane
and looked at traffic.
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Is that a job for a grown man?
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- Dix!
- Uh-oh.
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Have Sex - Will Travel.
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Vegetable lady? Yeah.
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This is the last straw, Dix.
I have done everything you've asked...
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to promote this
miserable station.
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I give free advice
at Folsom prison.
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I got in the ring to rap
with professional wrestlers.
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But I have to
draw the line somewhere!
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- You got a point, Doc?
- I am a professional.
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An eminent psychologist.
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00:18:05,617 --> 00:18:07,915
I do not do demolition derbies!
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00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:10,215
Oh, you deal with anger
and frustration.
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00:18:10,322 --> 00:18:12,256
Demolition derbies deal with
anger and frustration.
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What's the problem?
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I quit!
I'm going to cable!
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Good riddance.
And take your vegetables with you.
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- Oh, I told you no.
- As a devoted listener...
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Mr. Steele is willing to waive all fees
unless we catch the killer.
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Oh. Well,
a true humanitarian.
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- Good hunting, Mr. Steele.
- Mm-hmm.
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00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:05,541
The man really warms up when he gets
something for nothing, doesn't he?
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00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:07,612
You said you wanted to meet
Tyler and Austin?
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They were the last ones
to speak with Doug West.
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They're right down here.
Studio "C."
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Hey, I gotta run.
Good luck.
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I'll catch you on the "B" side.
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And on a lighter note, they're
developing an edible greeting card.
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The card is said to provide
good wishes and a free lunch.
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So when you care enough
to send the very best-
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Now back to more of your music
with Rick Badham. Rick.
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Thanks, Melody.
This is Rick "the Badman" Badham.
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You know I'm bad,
and that's good.
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And how about this good news?
Famed L.A. detective Remington Steele...
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has just agreed to find the killer
of KROT's own Doug West.
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Bad news for the bad guys.
Good news for the rest of us!
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Now let's get to some really bad sounds
I know you're gonna love...
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'cause the Badman
knows what's good for you.
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- So much for our cover.
- Mm-hmm.
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- That's the price of fame.
- Shall we?
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I know who did it,
but you'll never get it out of me.
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They'll tell me.
She'll talk when I get through with her.
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Help! Help! Help!
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00:20:07,573 --> 00:20:11,475
Help! Help!
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00:20:11,577 --> 00:20:13,738
Just when it looked like
it was the end for Pauline...
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Rex Righteous, local hero,
burst through the door.
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- Rex Righteous?
- Remington Steele actually.
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- Bud, you wanna stick to the script?
- Addlepated Theater!
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- One of my favorites.
- I won't tell anyone.
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Remington Steele,
meet, um, Bud Tyler.
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00:20:30,128 --> 00:20:32,028
- Hello, Bud.
- And Norman Austin.
236
00:20:32,130 --> 00:20:34,030
- Hello, Norman. How are you?
- And you are?
237
00:20:34,132 --> 00:20:36,430
Laura Holt.
I listen to you every morning.
238
00:20:36,535 --> 00:20:38,935
Bud, quick, get Frank.
Tell him we've found our audience.
239
00:20:39,037 --> 00:20:40,937
What-What can we do for you?
240
00:20:41,039 --> 00:20:43,303
We're private investigators
hired by the station...
241
00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:45,308
to find Doug West's killer.
242
00:20:48,146 --> 00:20:51,115
Real tragedy.
I never heard an unkind word about Doug.
243
00:20:51,216 --> 00:20:53,207
Yeah, he was
a happily married man.
244
00:20:53,318 --> 00:20:55,286
Doug and Marcia were
a happy couple.
245
00:20:55,387 --> 00:20:57,287
Very happy. Blissful.
246
00:20:59,291 --> 00:21:02,692
Evidence suggests that Doug's
body was placed in the plane...
247
00:21:02,794 --> 00:21:05,854
after it landed, and then
it was deliberately crashed.
248
00:21:05,964 --> 00:21:10,628
- But Doug was on the radio this morning.
- You spoke with him?
249
00:21:11,903 --> 00:21:13,996
Uh, yeah.
250
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:16,165
Is it possible someone
cut into your broadcast?
251
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:19,210
- Oh, I'm afraid that's-
- No, it's possible.
252
00:21:19,311 --> 00:21:21,279
Someone could patch in
through another studio...
253
00:21:21,380 --> 00:21:24,474
or even set up some sort
of remote intercept.
254
00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:26,881
Sounds like science fiction
to me.
255
00:21:26,985 --> 00:21:30,512
Are you suggesting that someone
was impersonating Doug West?
256
00:21:30,622 --> 00:21:34,388
Well, someone could have put on
tapes of Doug's voice.
257
00:21:34,493 --> 00:21:36,393
Thank you.
I think you've narrowed our search...
258
00:21:36,495 --> 00:21:39,123
to someone familiar
with the station.
259
00:21:40,165 --> 00:21:42,395
G- Glad to be of help.
260
00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:47,803
I've been giving this
second thoughts, Laura.
261
00:21:47,906 --> 00:21:50,101
Bizarre and baffling
though it may be...
262
00:21:50,208 --> 00:21:52,699
is this the appropriate
time to be tackling a case like this?
263
00:21:52,811 --> 00:21:54,711
I mean, if we flop...
264
00:21:54,813 --> 00:21:57,543
we flop in front of
a very large audience.
265
00:21:57,649 --> 00:21:59,549
Think of the publicity
if we crack it.
266
00:21:59,651 --> 00:22:02,381
Think of the publicity if we
don't crack it, more's the point.
267
00:22:02,487 --> 00:22:04,819
- He wouldn't wait, boss.
- Ah, Leon!
268
00:22:04,923 --> 00:22:07,483
Steele!
Is my guy brilliant or what?
269
00:22:07,592 --> 00:22:09,719
Announcing a major case
on the radio!
270
00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:11,728
Chills, Steele.
It gave me chills.
271
00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:14,492
Why does the man need me,
I ask myself?
272
00:22:14,599 --> 00:22:16,863
- Good question.
- Listen, baby...
273
00:22:16,968 --> 00:22:20,460
I just got off the car phone with
the west coast bureau chief of People.
274
00:22:20,572 --> 00:22:22,699
Flipped over
this latest case of yours.
275
00:22:22,808 --> 00:22:26,244
I mean, a guy crashes an airplane
with a bullet in his head?
276
00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:29,712
It's new, it's different,
and it plays to their demographics.
277
00:22:29,815 --> 00:22:31,942
- They liked it?
- What "like"?
278
00:22:32,050 --> 00:22:33,950
We're talkin'
animal passion here.
279
00:22:34,052 --> 00:22:36,020
Solve this one,
the cover's yours.
280
00:22:36,121 --> 00:22:38,521
Gotta fly.
Keep me informed.
281
00:22:38,623 --> 00:22:41,854
Try to solve it before Thursday so we can
meet their deadline.
282
00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:49,198
- People magazine?
- It's- It's to promote the agency, Mildred.
283
00:22:49,301 --> 00:22:51,735
- I didn't hear my name mentioned.
- Come along, Miss Holt.
284
00:22:51,837 --> 00:22:54,533
- Let's get cracking on the Doug West case.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
285
00:22:54,639 --> 00:22:56,539
- I've been thinking.
- Yes?
286
00:22:56,641 --> 00:22:59,872
Our culprit has to be involved
in the radio station, right?
287
00:22:59,978 --> 00:23:03,345
- Our culprit?
- Am I or am I not in training?
288
00:23:03,448 --> 00:23:05,439
- Proceed, Mildred.
- Okay.
289
00:23:05,550 --> 00:23:08,314
Logically, someone has to go undercover
at the radio station.
290
00:23:08,420 --> 00:23:10,650
Someone crafty,
someone who could blend in.
291
00:23:10,756 --> 00:23:14,556
Scratch that. Mr. Steele and I have
already been seen by everyone there.
292
00:23:17,262 --> 00:23:21,392
Miss Holt, I think we have,
uh, created a monster here.
293
00:23:21,500 --> 00:23:24,799
I give you full credit, Mr. Steele.
294
00:23:26,905 --> 00:23:29,135
- Dr. Krebs. You're on the air.
- It's my husband.
295
00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:31,607
- He's playing around.
- How long you been married?
296
00:23:31,710 --> 00:23:33,610
- Twenty-eight years.
- Children?
297
00:23:33,712 --> 00:23:36,203
- Three.
- He's a louse. Soak him for everything he's got.
298
00:23:36,314 --> 00:23:38,509
- Dr. Krebs. You're on the air.
- My boyfriend likes me...
299
00:23:38,617 --> 00:23:41,484
to sing his college fight songs
when we make love.
300
00:23:41,586 --> 00:23:46,421
He's sick. Dump him.
Dr. Krebs. You're on the air.
301
00:23:48,193 --> 00:23:52,061
I'm going blind, and she's
playing Sigmund Freud, P.I.
302
00:23:52,164 --> 00:23:54,632
You're the one who encouraged her
to spread her wings.
303
00:23:54,733 --> 00:23:57,395
Yes, but not at the expense
of the nest.
304
00:23:57,502 --> 00:23:59,402
I mean, what happened
to good old Mildred?
305
00:23:59,504 --> 00:24:03,235
Sweet, adoring and servile.
306
00:24:03,341 --> 00:24:06,367
She found out her boss
is a fraud, remember?
307
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:13,183
Sometimes the truth
can be so, uh, unnecessary.
308
00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:15,253
I don't mean to
inconvenience you, Mr. Steele...
309
00:24:15,353 --> 00:24:18,413
but could we focus on
our background check of Doug West?
310
00:24:18,523 --> 00:24:20,491
Mm-hmm.
311
00:24:20,592 --> 00:24:22,992
Sounds like a moneygrubbing
bimbo to me.
312
00:24:23,094 --> 00:24:25,790
Dump her, or start talking
prenuptial agreement.
313
00:24:25,897 --> 00:24:28,388
Dr. Krebs.
You're on the air.
314
00:24:28,500 --> 00:24:31,799
I'm 50 years old and own
a prosperous line of clothing stores.
315
00:24:31,903 --> 00:24:34,064
I was widowed last year.
Unfortunately...
316
00:24:34,172 --> 00:24:37,938
the only women I find interested in me
are young things after my money.
317
00:24:38,043 --> 00:24:42,002
Where can I go to find a mature woman who will
look beyond my wealth and social standing?
318
00:24:42,113 --> 00:24:45,344
Give me your number.
I'll get right back to you.
319
00:24:50,755 --> 00:24:53,724
I see we're ready for a newsbreak.
I'll be back in five.
320
00:24:53,825 --> 00:24:57,693
And remember, Dr. Krebs
is always in for you.
321
00:24:57,796 --> 00:25:01,061
One of L.A.'s largest indoor
malls closed its doors today...
322
00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:03,691
following a series
of bizarre mishaps...
323
00:25:03,802 --> 00:25:06,600
that ended in the arrest
of its owner for murder.
324
00:25:06,705 --> 00:25:09,367
The mall, one of the most
expensive enclosed shopping areas...
325
00:25:09,474 --> 00:25:12,875
in Southern California,
was plagued from its inception.
326
00:25:12,978 --> 00:25:16,812
A million-dollar robbery,
followed by several disruptive incidents...
327
00:25:16,915 --> 00:25:21,045
created a major scandal from which
the project could never recover.
328
00:25:21,152 --> 00:25:25,054
- Turning to sports.
In regional basketball action last night...
329
00:25:25,156 --> 00:25:28,648
John, "the Slammer"Hensdale stopped
the Titans 127-98.
330
00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:30,728
Hitting from inside-
331
00:25:34,566 --> 00:25:36,534
I think we got this one locked up.
332
00:25:36,635 --> 00:25:39,331
Let's huddle.
333
00:25:49,314 --> 00:25:52,249
- I got our motive.
- Mm-hmm?
334
00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:58,887
Okay. Your typical love triangle.
Boy meets girl.
335
00:25:58,990 --> 00:26:00,890
Girl is married.
Boy kills husband.
336
00:26:00,992 --> 00:26:02,892
Boy and girl
live happily ever after.
337
00:26:02,994 --> 00:26:05,963
Could we assign names
to these boys and girls?
338
00:26:06,064 --> 00:26:10,091
- Norman Austin and Mrs. Doug West.
- You're kidding!
339
00:26:10,201 --> 00:26:12,726
I caught them in the middle
of a very hot embrace.
340
00:26:12,837 --> 00:26:15,169
- Body Heat.
- It certainly was.
341
00:26:15,273 --> 00:26:18,606
Kathleen Turner, William Hurt.
Warner Bros., 1981.
342
00:26:18,710 --> 00:26:21,941
Mmm. A man and a woman plot
to kill the woman's husband...
343
00:26:22,047 --> 00:26:24,015
in order to make it look
like an accident.
344
00:26:24,115 --> 00:26:28,677
- What did you kids dig up?
- It seems that our Mrs. West...
345
00:26:28,787 --> 00:26:32,621
is the sole beneficiary
of a very large life insurance policy.
346
00:26:32,724 --> 00:26:35,420
It could be
a very nice windfall...
347
00:26:35,527 --> 00:26:38,291
for a fading disc jockey
facing forced retirement.
348
00:26:38,396 --> 00:26:41,695
I found out that Tyler and Austin
are losing audience.
349
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:46,635
- Good work, Mildred.
- But you're overlooking the man's alibi.
350
00:26:46,738 --> 00:26:49,866
Norman Austin was on the air
when the plane blew up. I heard him.
351
00:27:01,152 --> 00:27:03,518
It can't be
Norman Austin.
352
00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:05,613
I've listened to him
forever.
353
00:27:05,724 --> 00:27:08,852
The only thing he's guilty of
is making bad jokes.
354
00:27:10,662 --> 00:27:13,460
- Addlepated Theater.
- What about it?
355
00:27:13,565 --> 00:27:15,590
Bud does all
those silly voices.
356
00:27:15,700 --> 00:27:17,600
It's both of them-
Tyler and Austin.
357
00:27:17,702 --> 00:27:20,830
Mr. Steele, I think People magazine
has turned your mind to mush.
358
00:27:20,939 --> 00:27:24,636
No, I really think I have something here, Laura.
359
00:27:34,185 --> 00:27:36,153
What are you grinning at,
Mr. Steele?
360
00:27:36,254 --> 00:27:38,415
Someone just tried to kill us.
361
00:27:38,523 --> 00:27:40,957
Precisely, Miss Holt.
362
00:27:41,059 --> 00:27:43,027
We must be on the right track.
363
00:28:20,398 --> 00:28:22,923
Good mornin: Los Angeles.
Norman Austin here.
364
00:28:23,034 --> 00:28:25,696
Along with Bud Tyler
and this staggering statistic.
365
00:28:25,804 --> 00:28:27,795
Somewhere in this country,
there's a woman giving birth...
366
00:28:27,906 --> 00:28:30,033
every one-and-a-half seconds.
367
00:28:30,141 --> 00:28:32,769
Loose woman.
368
00:28:32,877 --> 00:28:35,277
You know, Norm,
all this talk about sushi...
369
00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:37,905
I finally went out
and got some last night.
370
00:28:38,016 --> 00:28:39,916
Did you like it?
371
00:28:40,018 --> 00:28:42,282
Well, I didn't know. But I got it home...
372
00:28:42,387 --> 00:28:44,651
cooked it up,
and it didn't taste half bad.
373
00:28:44,756 --> 00:28:46,656
Slick operation.
374
00:28:46,758 --> 00:28:49,556
- You win, Mr. Steele.
- Mm-hmm.
375
00:28:49,661 --> 00:28:51,629
- How long have you been here?
- Long enough.
376
00:28:54,332 --> 00:28:56,960
For those of you ready to leave for work,
let's open the KROT window...
377
00:28:57,068 --> 00:28:59,059
and check out
the traffic situation.
378
00:28:59,170 --> 00:29:01,138
- Norman didn't come in
yesterday morning, did he?
379
00:29:01,239 --> 00:29:03,935
- No.
- You covered for him, right?
380
00:29:04,042 --> 00:29:06,567
Yeah.
381
00:29:07,779 --> 00:29:11,237
Not real pretty, is it, Bud?
382
00:29:11,349 --> 00:29:13,749
Take my advice and stay off the freeways
and stay in bed...
383
00:29:13,852 --> 00:29:16,412
'cause here come the hits.
384
00:29:16,521 --> 00:29:20,218
Norman- Norman, I'm glad you're here.
Wha-What am I gonna do?
385
00:29:20,325 --> 00:29:22,225
Play the record, Bud.
386
00:29:22,327 --> 00:29:25,296
- I didn't want to believe it.
- Believe what?
387
00:29:25,396 --> 00:29:27,921
We know about you
and Mrs. West.
388
00:29:28,032 --> 00:29:31,195
Adultery's such a killer
in this day and age?
389
00:29:31,302 --> 00:29:33,236
We know about the life insurance.
Very clever.
390
00:29:33,338 --> 00:29:37,638
People hear you on the radio while you're
out there disposing of Doug West's body.
391
00:29:37,742 --> 00:29:41,872
And very fortunate that you have a talented
partner with the ability to imitate your voice.
392
00:29:41,980 --> 00:29:45,711
- Oh, now, wait a minute.
- I confess! I confess!
393
00:29:45,817 --> 00:29:47,785
- He did it.
- Bud!
394
00:29:47,886 --> 00:29:52,050
Norm, I did all I could.
She wasn't worth it. She wasn't worth it!
395
00:29:52,157 --> 00:29:54,216
Bud, you've finally
gone crazy.
396
00:29:54,325 --> 00:29:56,885
Where were you
yesterday morning?
397
00:29:56,995 --> 00:30:00,453
- I was with Marcia, okay?
- Did anyone else see you?
398
00:30:00,565 --> 00:30:02,863
Of course not.
399
00:30:02,967 --> 00:30:05,128
A woman's honor is at stake.
400
00:30:08,006 --> 00:30:10,304
Can two killers alibi each other?
401
00:30:11,409 --> 00:30:13,809
I did not kill Doug West.
402
00:30:13,912 --> 00:30:16,176
- Norm-
- Bud, will you stop blubbering?
403
00:30:16,281 --> 00:30:19,717
I suppose you're gonna deny running us
down last night in your car, yeah?
404
00:30:19,818 --> 00:30:23,276
Last night, I was at a lodge meeting.
You can check that one out.
405
00:30:23,388 --> 00:30:26,084
- I drove the car.
- What?
406
00:30:27,859 --> 00:30:30,555
I wanted
to protect you, Norm.
407
00:30:30,662 --> 00:30:33,995
I wanted to scare them off.
408
00:30:34,098 --> 00:30:36,692
You should've confided in me.
I'm your partner.
409
00:30:36,801 --> 00:30:40,396
I care more about you than-
than Marcia West ever could.
410
00:30:40,505 --> 00:30:43,201
Your compassion is gonna put us
both away, you nitwit.
411
00:30:43,308 --> 00:30:46,835
I don't think you two should say another
word until your lawyer is present.
412
00:30:47,946 --> 00:30:50,176
Can we at least finish our show?
413
00:30:56,821 --> 00:30:59,449
Hey, buddy, put it here.
414
00:31:01,259 --> 00:31:05,161
Yeah, that's super.
Okay, Steele, try the pipe.
415
00:31:06,965 --> 00:31:09,399
All right. Now, Miss Holt...
416
00:31:09,500 --> 00:31:12,469
could you just
slip in over here, please?
417
00:31:12,570 --> 00:31:15,164
Miss Holt?
418
00:31:16,741 --> 00:31:19,107
- I'm ready.
- In a minute, sweetheart.
419
00:31:19,210 --> 00:31:21,178
In a minute.
420
00:31:22,747 --> 00:31:25,443
Uh, Miss Holt...
421
00:31:25,550 --> 00:31:27,518
I think our readers would like to know...
422
00:31:27,619 --> 00:31:29,746
what it's like to work with
such a sexy...
423
00:31:29,854 --> 00:31:32,448
brilliant man as Mr. Steele.
424
00:31:36,094 --> 00:31:38,062
Excuse me.
425
00:31:42,033 --> 00:31:45,298
Obviously overcome.
426
00:31:47,305 --> 00:31:49,967
Remington Steele. Soon to be
on newsstands everywhere.
427
00:31:54,145 --> 00:31:56,045
Uh, Laura?
428
00:31:56,147 --> 00:31:58,980
I just can't believe
they did it.
429
00:32:00,251 --> 00:32:02,879
Um, Laura, as we found
with the Atomic Man case...
430
00:32:02,987 --> 00:32:06,650
our image of cherished celebrities can be
a cruel distortion of the truth.
431
00:32:06,758 --> 00:32:11,195
Exactly. I thought Tyler and Austin
were bright, upbeat guys...
432
00:32:11,296 --> 00:32:13,958
but they're just a pair
of over-the-hill disc jockeys.
433
00:32:14,065 --> 00:32:16,363
- Precisely.
- Too worn down and too dumb...
434
00:32:16,467 --> 00:32:19,766
to be able to pull off an ingenious crime
like the one we're dealing with.
435
00:32:19,871 --> 00:32:22,203
Yes?
436
00:32:22,307 --> 00:32:24,332
Norman Austin on the phone
from jail...
437
00:32:24,442 --> 00:32:27,240
and he wants to make
a full confession.
438
00:32:37,789 --> 00:32:40,758
- Is this what you call a formal confession?
- Shut up, Bud.
439
00:32:40,858 --> 00:32:44,350
You brought us in. I figured you should
be the ones to hear the real story.
440
00:32:44,462 --> 00:32:46,930
- Tell 'em, Norm.
- I will, Bud.
441
00:32:47,031 --> 00:32:50,228
Just don't worry.
442
00:32:50,335 --> 00:32:52,963
Look, there's no reason
to keep Bud here any longer.
443
00:32:53,071 --> 00:32:55,062
I killed Doug West
by myself.
444
00:32:57,742 --> 00:33:00,210
Okay, Norman,
you killed Doug. How?
445
00:33:00,311 --> 00:33:03,610
- Shot him.
- Where?
446
00:33:03,715 --> 00:33:06,309
In the head.
It all happened so fast.
447
00:33:06,417 --> 00:33:10,217
When you boarded the plane yesterday,
did you gesture to the air controller?
448
00:33:10,321 --> 00:33:12,084
Yeah. I saluted.
449
00:33:12,190 --> 00:33:14,750
- No, you didn't. You gave the thumbs-up.
- Right. Right.
450
00:33:14,859 --> 00:33:17,419
- My famous thumbs-up gesture.
- Then you flew to Malibu Canyon.
451
00:33:17,528 --> 00:33:19,359
- That's right.
- What did you do then?
452
00:33:19,464 --> 00:33:20,897
- I bailed out.
- No, you landed.
453
00:33:20,999 --> 00:33:24,025
- But I thought of bailing out.
- Okay, let's just end...
454
00:33:24,135 --> 00:33:26,035
this little charade
right now, shall we?
455
00:33:26,137 --> 00:33:30,039
- Neither of you killed Doug West.
- Does that mean we can go?
456
00:33:30,141 --> 00:33:32,041
I'm afraid not.
457
00:33:32,143 --> 00:33:36,705
Why would you try something so foolish
as a false confession, Norm?
458
00:33:39,117 --> 00:33:41,608
I can take a bum rap.
459
00:33:41,719 --> 00:33:44,688
God knows this place
isn't much worse than the station.
460
00:33:44,789 --> 00:33:48,225
It's better hours too.
But look at him.
461
00:33:49,627 --> 00:33:51,686
He won't last a month in here.
462
00:33:52,730 --> 00:33:55,198
He's my partner.
463
00:33:55,299 --> 00:33:58,860
He's been the butt of my jokes for
20 years. He's never complained.
464
00:33:58,970 --> 00:34:01,700
He's covered for me more times
than I can remember.
465
00:34:01,806 --> 00:34:05,435
He wouldn't be in jail if he
hadn't tried to protect me.
466
00:34:07,111 --> 00:34:10,911
I thought it was time to
finally try to pay him back.
467
00:34:11,015 --> 00:34:14,746
- That was beautiful, Norm.
- Shut up, Bud.
468
00:34:17,455 --> 00:34:20,049
Leon- Le-
Will you calm down, Leon?
469
00:34:20,158 --> 00:34:23,093
Look, there's no need
to kill yourself.
470
00:34:23,194 --> 00:34:25,185
No, no. There's no need
to kill me either.
471
00:34:25,296 --> 00:34:28,732
Look, we can still wrap this whole thing
up by Thursday night, okay?
472
00:34:28,833 --> 00:34:30,801
Fine.
473
00:34:34,806 --> 00:34:37,070
Get inspired, will you, Laura.
474
00:34:37,175 --> 00:34:39,507
This is the tightest frame
I've ever encountered.
475
00:34:39,610 --> 00:34:41,510
Whoever's behind it
had to know...
476
00:34:41,612 --> 00:34:45,139
that Norm visited Marcia
every other morning.
477
00:34:46,684 --> 00:34:49,710
Now all we need to do is ferret
someone out and pin it on them.
478
00:34:49,821 --> 00:34:54,087
Hello?
479
00:34:57,762 --> 00:35:02,131
- Got something for you.
- And have I got something for you.
480
00:35:10,074 --> 00:35:12,872
You need help.
Buzz off.
481
00:35:17,615 --> 00:35:19,583
I thought you'd be interested
in knowing...
482
00:35:19,684 --> 00:35:22,448
who's moved into Tyler and Austin's
drive-time slot.
483
00:35:22,553 --> 00:35:24,612
- Who?
- Rick Badham.
484
00:35:30,628 --> 00:35:34,291
We're clutching at straws, Laura.
485
00:35:34,398 --> 00:35:36,696
You want that magazine cover? Hmm?
486
00:35:36,801 --> 00:35:38,701
I'm clutching, I'm clutching.
487
00:35:38,803 --> 00:35:43,001
- Rick was the one who hired us.
- What better way to deflect suspicion?
488
00:35:43,107 --> 00:35:46,235
If he wanted the drive-time slot so badly,
why not kill Tyler and Austin outright...
489
00:35:46,344 --> 00:35:49,404
- instead of framing them for Doug West's murder?
- I don't know.
490
00:35:49,514 --> 00:35:53,006
What do you say we follow our only lead
and ask questions later?
491
00:35:53,117 --> 00:35:55,984
There's no need to get so snippy, Miss Holt.
492
00:36:01,425 --> 00:36:04,861
Okay, Badham. Let's see
just how bad you really are.
493
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:59,577
Um, don't get
too close, Laura, okay?
494
00:36:59,684 --> 00:37:03,211
- Relax, will you? You're making me nervous.
- Oh.
495
00:37:16,567 --> 00:37:20,003
Do we know them?
496
00:37:20,104 --> 00:37:23,665
- I hope not.
- Please pull over!
497
00:37:23,774 --> 00:37:27,301
You've just won the KROT
sticker giveaway!
498
00:37:27,411 --> 00:37:30,141
Go away!
We don't want any stickers!
499
00:37:30,248 --> 00:37:32,808
Please pull over!
500
00:38:00,544 --> 00:38:03,172
Your bumper sticker-
You win!
501
00:38:03,281 --> 00:38:06,978
- We don't want to win!
- We don't listen to you!
502
00:38:07,084 --> 00:38:09,450
It's a trip for two to Hawaii!
503
00:38:11,255 --> 00:38:13,815
- Laura-
- No!
504
00:38:47,091 --> 00:38:49,651
- Albums?
- Cool Fire?
505
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:54,356
- Miserable group.
- And what's your favorite radio station?
506
00:38:55,599 --> 00:38:57,567
Couldn't you listen to FM
like everyone else?
507
00:39:13,784 --> 00:39:16,844
- Brilliant work.
- I thought it was awful.
508
00:39:16,954 --> 00:39:19,718
Not the music,
the quality of the copy.
509
00:39:19,824 --> 00:39:21,985
It's a total counterfeit.
510
00:39:22,093 --> 00:39:25,893
I checked with that record company, and that
album isn't due out for another month yet.
511
00:39:25,996 --> 00:39:29,193
Only a handful of deejays
were given promotional copies.
512
00:39:29,300 --> 00:39:32,292
Mildred swiped this one
from the station.
513
00:39:32,403 --> 00:39:36,601
It's a perfect setup.
Rick copies promotional albums.
514
00:39:36,707 --> 00:39:39,505
Mmm. And when
the real album is released...
515
00:39:39,610 --> 00:39:41,874
he's ready to flood the market
with counterfeits.
516
00:39:41,979 --> 00:39:44,470
What a wonderfully
ingenious scheme.
517
00:39:44,582 --> 00:39:46,607
Low overhead, high return...
518
00:39:46,717 --> 00:39:48,844
a youthful market
with a disposable income...
519
00:39:48,953 --> 00:39:51,717
- continually looking for a sound
that's easy to dance to. - Mm-hmm.
520
00:39:51,822 --> 00:39:54,985
- A man could make millions.
- Mm-hmm.
521
00:39:55,092 --> 00:39:57,390
You're right.
What's this got to do with Doug West?
522
00:39:57,495 --> 00:40:00,328
That's what we're going to
find out at the warehouse...
523
00:40:00,431 --> 00:40:04,231
where Rick Badham
picked up these albums.
524
00:40:50,381 --> 00:40:52,349
I think I got something.
525
00:40:56,086 --> 00:41:00,318
From the looks of these entries, Doug was
flying a lot more than traffic reports.
526
00:41:00,424 --> 00:41:04,690
Of course. Huh.
A plane would expand the distribution...
527
00:41:04,795 --> 00:41:08,561
and make it almost impossible
to trace anything back to the plant.
528
00:41:18,175 --> 00:41:21,906
According to this, everything
was being split three ways.
529
00:41:22,012 --> 00:41:24,207
We know Doug and Rick.
530
00:41:24,315 --> 00:41:27,250
Now all we need
is the third man.
531
00:41:28,352 --> 00:41:30,582
Well, if it isn't
Orson Welles...
532
00:41:30,688 --> 00:41:33,486
I can't be of any
immediate help.
533
00:41:33,591 --> 00:41:36,025
- The Third Man. Joseph Cotten-
- I got it the first time.
534
00:41:36,126 --> 00:41:39,687
Oh.
535
00:42:18,068 --> 00:42:21,469
Rick, can you hear me?
536
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:26,269
Bad news for the Badman.
537
00:42:28,078 --> 00:42:31,639
Rick, why did you
kill Doug West?
538
00:42:34,585 --> 00:42:36,712
I was in the studio.
539
00:42:38,489 --> 00:42:40,684
Patched in tapes.
540
00:42:43,327 --> 00:42:45,352
Doug got greedy.
541
00:42:45,462 --> 00:42:47,589
Threatened to go to the police.
542
00:42:47,698 --> 00:42:49,893
Who killed him, Rick?
543
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,662
- Who killed Doug West?
- Who did this to you?
544
00:43:01,078 --> 00:43:04,445
And at 7:02, this is
Rick "the Badman"Badham.
545
00:43:04,548 --> 00:43:06,812
You know I'm bad,
and that's bad.
546
00:43:06,917 --> 00:43:10,614
No, that's good.
And, boy, does my head hurt.
547
00:43:10,721 --> 00:43:14,817
I really got clunked yesterday,
but I'm all right now.
548
00:43:14,925 --> 00:43:17,655
I'm good, and I've got quite
a bad story to tell you...
549
00:43:17,761 --> 00:43:20,889
but, uh, more about that later.
550
00:43:27,738 --> 00:43:30,502
- No reason we have to listen.
- I hope this works.
551
00:43:30,608 --> 00:43:32,576
Don't worry.
When the killer hears Rick...
552
00:43:32,676 --> 00:43:36,373
he'll come back to finish what he started,
and we'll nail him.
553
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:38,380
Okay.
554
00:43:38,482 --> 00:43:40,450
Careful, Mr. Steele.
555
00:43:43,721 --> 00:43:47,555
For all you Tyler and Austin fans,
the Badman has it on good authority...
556
00:43:47,658 --> 00:43:50,821
- that your favorite deejays
were released last night.
557
00:44:10,347 --> 00:44:12,212
- Mrs. West?
- Out of my way!
558
00:44:12,316 --> 00:44:14,716
You couldn't have killed your husband.
You were with Norman.
559
00:44:14,818 --> 00:44:17,981
- Where's Rick Badham?
- Mrs. West, I'm afraid you don't-
560
00:44:18,088 --> 00:44:21,148
He got Doug killed
and framed my Norman for it!
561
00:44:21,258 --> 00:44:25,160
Mrs. West, give me the gun.
You're not going to shoot anyone.
562
00:44:28,432 --> 00:44:31,094
No one's gonna stop me!
563
00:44:31,201 --> 00:44:35,729
Mrs. West, you couldn't have
killed your husband.
564
00:44:35,839 --> 00:44:38,034
You were with Norman.
565
00:44:39,777 --> 00:44:42,575
Mrs. West,
put down that gun.!
566
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:45,171
I thought she was with Norman!
567
00:44:45,282 --> 00:44:49,912
- She was!
- Then why is she shooting at us?
568
00:44:50,020 --> 00:44:54,787
- She's distraught.
- How many is that?
569
00:44:54,892 --> 00:44:58,521
I've been too busy
ducking to count!
570
00:45:12,543 --> 00:45:15,068
Come on. Come on.
571
00:45:40,170 --> 00:45:43,731
- Rhymin' Lyman?
- Bud?
572
00:45:43,841 --> 00:45:45,741
Norman.
573
00:45:46,777 --> 00:45:50,474
I want to thank all you fine folks
out there at KROT...
574
00:45:50,581 --> 00:45:52,708
who gave me the chance
to talk to all you troubled...
575
00:45:52,816 --> 00:45:55,341
and perverted souls out there.
576
00:45:55,452 --> 00:45:58,285
Though I'm leavin' the airwaves,
don't despair...
577
00:45:58,388 --> 00:46:02,347
'cause I'm workin' on my own advice book-
"Kandid"Krebs.
578
00:46:02,459 --> 00:46:05,257
- So long.
- Thanks for stoppin' by, Doc Krebs.
579
00:46:05,362 --> 00:46:07,523
Okay.
580
00:46:07,631 --> 00:46:10,896
- You are listening to Tyler and Austin.
- Yes, we're still on the air.
581
00:46:11,001 --> 00:46:14,402
And we want to thank all those listeners
who wrote us while we were in jail.
582
00:46:14,505 --> 00:46:17,303
- Well, I didn't see those letters.
- Norm, sorry.
583
00:46:17,407 --> 00:46:19,773
I got it right here.
584
00:46:19,877 --> 00:46:24,541
And speaking of thanks, this next tune's
for two special people out there-
585
00:46:24,648 --> 00:46:28,084
Remington Steele
and Laura Holt.
586
00:46:33,323 --> 00:46:36,019
So that little cretin
Lyman killed Doug West.
587
00:46:36,126 --> 00:46:39,118
Lyman was the mastermind behind
the counterfeiting operation...
588
00:46:39,229 --> 00:46:41,220
only he couldn't hold it together.
589
00:46:41,331 --> 00:46:43,856
Doug West got greedy,
so Lyman killed him.
590
00:46:43,967 --> 00:46:46,299
He forced Rick into helping
him cover up the murder...
591
00:46:46,403 --> 00:46:48,598
but then Lyman got scared
that Rick might talk.
592
00:46:48,705 --> 00:46:52,835
- That's what they were fighting about when Rick got killed.
- Too bad about Rick.
593
00:46:52,943 --> 00:46:56,310
Wasn't much of a deejay,
but he worked cheap.
594
00:46:56,413 --> 00:46:59,382
Oh, what the hell.
The show must go on.
595
00:46:59,483 --> 00:47:04,147
Say, you don't think you could lend me
Dr. Krebs for a little while, do you?
596
00:47:04,254 --> 00:47:06,688
What kind of bucks we talking?
597
00:47:06,790 --> 00:47:08,917
On the other hand,
sex therapists are a dime a dozen.
598
00:47:09,026 --> 00:47:12,427
- Wait. I'm easy.
- Hey, Leon.!
599
00:47:12,529 --> 00:47:15,896
- Storm clouds, baby. The cover's off.
- Why?
600
00:47:15,999 --> 00:47:18,399
New York liked it better when
the two old deejays did it.
601
00:47:18,502 --> 00:47:21,027
But this version's stronger.
It's more convoluted.
602
00:47:21,138 --> 00:47:23,368
Too convoluted.
Who can follow it?
603
00:47:23,473 --> 00:47:26,499
What about the counterfeit
record angle?
604
00:47:26,610 --> 00:47:29,977
They did that story
two months ago. Old news.
605
00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:32,571
- We were so close, baby.
- Uh-huh.
606
00:47:32,683 --> 00:47:36,414
You approached greatness,
and then you veered left.
607
00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:39,045
The truth happened
to get in the way.
608
00:47:39,156 --> 00:47:41,021
I hope this has been
a lesson to you.
609
00:47:42,893 --> 00:47:44,417
Ciao.
610
00:47:46,096 --> 00:47:48,189
Don't be too hard
on yourself, Mr. Steele.
611
00:47:48,298 --> 00:47:52,735
Oh, what's a few more million
adoring fans, more or less, eh?
612
00:47:52,836 --> 00:47:56,237
Would you settle for just one?
613
00:47:56,340 --> 00:47:59,901
Hmm. Well, Miss Holt,
as they say in the parlance...
614
00:48:00,010 --> 00:48:02,137
let's blow this pop stand,
shall we, eh?
615
00:48:02,246 --> 00:48:04,146
- I thought you'd never ask.
- Let's go.
616
00:48:04,196 --> 00:48:08,746
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