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Nash, you okay?
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Come on.
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- Not bad.
- Yeah?
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You may have a future yet, kid.
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- Thanks, Herb.
- Hi, Wheeler.
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- Hey.
- I just wanted to say again
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how sorry I am about what happened.
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- It's okay.
- Eli has a really bad temper and stuff.
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His mom is making him see a therapist.
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It's okay. No big deal.
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Or permanent damage.
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[chuckles] Also I wanted to tell you
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I got my SAT score back.
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Oh, yeah? How'd you do?
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- I got an 1180.
- That's fantastic.
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- Congratulations.
- Thanks.
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I'm proud of you. You
worked really hard.
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I should go.
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You're a really good teacher, Wheeler.
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Hey, Mr. Trips, when you're done
inspiring future generations,
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I could use more olives.
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[sighs]
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Shalom.
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Rabbi.
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Glorious day, isn't it?
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I suppose.
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Can I help you with something?
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You can indulge me.
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I know as a man I am
supposed to keep my distance,
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but as a man of God,
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when I see someone hurting,
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I'm drawn to them
like a moth to a flame,
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Hmm.
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A wise man once said...
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[speaks Yiddish]
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"There is nothing more
whole than a broken heart."
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If you say so.
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[chuckles] I know so.
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Back in rabbinical school,
there were several occasions
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where a girl I was crazy about
was stolen away by another guy,
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often a sporty fellow such as yourself.
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Of course, at the time,
it was devastating.
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But I took comfort in the fact
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that there is nothing in this life
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that isn't willed by the creator.
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And I kept the faith that someday
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He would see fit that I would be the one
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to win the girl.
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[Mozart's "Elvira Madigan"]
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[music intensifies]
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[slaps]
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Reminds me of the backyard
wedding from "Scarface," right?
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- Fewer tigers.
- [chuckles]
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[sighs]
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Can't believe old Barry's
actually getting hitched.
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Used to be quite the
cocksman back in the day.
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I could tell you some stories.
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- Please don't.
- Your loss.
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- Hi, sweetheart.
- Hey. You guys come together?
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- Yeah.
- No.
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What your father means is
we were invited separately,
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but since neither of
us were bringing dates,
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we figured we'd carpool to save gas.
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- It was your mother's idea.
- Okay.
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I gotta sit. My sciatica's bothering me.
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Okay. [mouths words]
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[whispers] Bye.
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- Check you out.
- Yeah, he cleans up good, don't he?
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- I look like a mattress salesman.
- You do not. Tell him.
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I wouldn't buy a mattress from you.
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Even if my prices were insane?
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Mmm.
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Nash. Hey, dude.
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- Boychick, boychick, my dear.
- Hey.
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Hey, you know, a couple of Karen's hot
friends from nursing school are here.
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That should prove fortuitous
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if anyone chokes on a Jordan almond
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and requires the Heimlich.
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going
to go find a "me-maw" to sit beside.
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He's really taking
this breakup hard, huh?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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It doesn't help that
everywhere he goes in the club
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he bumps into Mrs.
Horowitz and her rabbi.
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We gotta cheer him up, man.
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You get a chance to talk to Ganz yet?
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I paged him, but he
hasn't called me back.
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Think he's in jail?
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Hopefully not at the
bottom of the Hudson.
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- Ganz, is he the...
- Hey, there's two seats.
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- Let's go grab them.
- Okay. Bye.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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So when are we gonna talk about
what happened the other night?
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Never.
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I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings,
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or if I sent the wrong signals...
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Just drop it, okay? It never happened.
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I just didn't know you still
had those kinds of feelings.
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I don't want to talk about it, Judy.
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Well, I do,
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- because I think it's important...
- Oh, God damn it.
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- This was a mistake.
- Sam.
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- Excuse me. I'm sorry.
- Sam, wait.
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- Pardon me. Excuse me.
- Wait. Where are you going?
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Thank you.
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Seriously, Sam?
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Really?
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Oh, great. That's just great.
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- How's it going, Tito?
- Yeah, not bad.
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- I'm getting some good stuff.
- Sweet.
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How about you? Everything cool?
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As an above ground pool. [chuckles]
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- You sure?
- No.
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What's wrong?
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Karen's freaking out.
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She's in the bathroom upstairs.
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Says she feels like she
might puke or pass out.
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Hopefully not both at the same time.
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That's how Hendrix died.
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I don't know if she's coming out.
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Oh, shit. What are you gonna do?
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I was hoping maybe you go talk to her.
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- Me?
- You know her better than anyone.
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- She'll listen to you.
- Why not you?
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Bad luck if I see her
before the ceremony.
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That's just an old wives' tale.
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[scoffs] Yeah, my bro thought that.
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His kid came out looking like Dr. Zaius.
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I'm sorry. I can't.
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Because you don't think
she should marry me?
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No, because I think it's a decision
she needs to make for herself.
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Please. I love her.
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- [sighs]
- [knocking on door]
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- Go away, Mom.
- It's not your mom.
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Can I come in?
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You okay?
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I don't know.
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You need a doctor or something?
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A therapist maybe.
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This must seem pretty funny to you
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since I was always the one
in such a hurry to grow up.
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No, I don't think it's funny.
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- Did Barry send you?
- He asked me to.
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I said no.
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I wasn't gonna talk
you into marrying him.
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- Why are you here?
- Because I figured
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you'd probably feel
pretty alone right now,
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and I wanted you to know you're not.
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And also to tell you, if you
don't wanna go through with this,
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you don't have to.
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Just say the word, and
I'll get you out of here.
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You'd do that for me?
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Yeah, of course.
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So you want me to pull the car around?
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I don't know what I want anymore.
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Maybe this will help.
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Hey, babe. It's me, Barry.
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I know you're feeling
pretty overwhelmed right now,
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and I don't blame you.
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I'm feeling pretty overwhelmed myself.
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I never thought I'd settle down.
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Figured some horses just
weren't meant to be broke...
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[Karen sniffles]
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...that I'd roam these lands
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wild, lonely, and free.
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Then one day you galloped into my life,
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a sexy Palomino,
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wind blowing through your mane.
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And even though there was another
guy riding you at the time,
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I knew one day you'd
be the one to tame me.
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And you did, Karen.
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You're back to being a
woman now in this metaphor,
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because Karen's not really
a good name for a horse.
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Usually they're called
things like Peanut or Apache.
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- [Karen sniffles]
- Anyway.
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The point is...
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I love you,
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and I'm done roaming.
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You done broke this wild mustang.
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Got me eating out of your hand.
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And I'm not interested in
anyone's sugar lumps but yours.
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So...
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will you make me the
happiest horse on earth,
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and ride off into the sunset with me?
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[camera switch clicks]
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[sniffles]
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Yes.
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Tell him I said yes.
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[overlapping chatter]
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Time
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I've been passing time
watching trains go by
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All of my life
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Lying on the sand
watching seabirds fly
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Wishing there would be
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Someone waiting home for me
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Something's telling
me it might be you
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It's telling me it might be you
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All of my life
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[upbeat music]
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You never asked me to stay
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Until the morning
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- I'm impressed.
- Huh?
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Your work ethic. By
now, most videographers
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would be shitfaced and
hitting on bridesmaids.
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That was my M.O.
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- You've been a videographer?
- I've been everything, kid...
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including married.
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- Hey, you want a job?
- Sure.
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I'm not kidding. Could use
someone like you down at ZBX.
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Not afraid to work. You know
your way around an editing deck,
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don't have an aversion to bathing.
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Really?
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- Yeah.
- Wow.
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Uh, can I have some
time to think about it?
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[chuckles] Yes, think it over.
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All right, I gotta
find a way to eat this.
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- Hey!
- Oh, gosh!
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- Hey. Hey.
- Hi.
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Hey.
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Hey, um, you look great.
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Thank you.
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You sounded real good out here.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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Who knew you had such a sensitive side?
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Yeah, well, after we broke up,
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I did a lot of soul searching.
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I got in touch with the real Steve,
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the guy that just wants
to love and, you know,
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- be loved.
- Hmm.
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I've changed.
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All right, that was a nice talk.
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- Excuse me.
- So if you really...
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[door slams]
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Beautiful ceremony, wasn't it?
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Mm-hmm.
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- They looked so happy.
- Yup.
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Sam, we're adults.
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We should be able to talk about
what happened the other night.
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I don't wanna.
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Karen! Sweetheart!
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- Hi!
- Hey.
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- So beautiful.
- Thank you.
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Thank you, Mrs. Myers.
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Actually, I've decided to
go back to my maiden name...
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- Rosen.
- Since when?
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Um, it just became
official a few days ago.
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Excuse me, I'm gonna go
get something to drink.
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So, where are you kids
going on your honeymoon?
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- Acapulco.
- Mexico, huh?
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Great, great. Don't drink the water.
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Yeah, it's what I hear.
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Or eat the food.
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How's my Gracie doing?
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She's great.
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00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,115
Great.
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Don't even know she's there.
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So that's my story, cuckolded
by a man of the cloth.
258
00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:52,091
That's what they'll
carve on my gravestone,
259
00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:53,825
except I plan to be cremated
260
00:14:53,826 --> 00:14:57,197
and have my ashes scattered
across a women's softball team.
261
00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:08,108
Nasser.
262
00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:10,477
Skip.
263
00:15:11,979 --> 00:15:14,580
Can I help you with something?
264
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:17,383
Just doing some recon on those
two girls standing over there
265
00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:19,986
- by that huppah.
- It's not a huppah.
266
00:15:19,987 --> 00:15:21,320
It's a trellis.
267
00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:23,322
- Same difference.
- No, it isn't.
268
00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:26,358
A huppah is a sacred
symbol of Jewish matrimony.
269
00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:28,995
A trellis is a garden decoration.
270
00:15:28,996 --> 00:15:30,997
Whatever.
271
00:15:30,998 --> 00:15:34,800
Point is, seems like
a wasted opportunity.
272
00:15:34,801 --> 00:15:37,203
Both of us are flying solo.
273
00:15:37,204 --> 00:15:41,007
Thought maybe we could team up.
274
00:15:41,008 --> 00:15:44,011
You're asking me to be your wingman?
275
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:50,282
[sighs]
276
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:53,020
No, I'm afraid my flying days are over.
277
00:15:56,023 --> 00:15:57,357
I'll do it.
278
00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:01,027
No.
279
00:16:01,028 --> 00:16:03,030
280
00:16:08,135 --> 00:16:10,203
[cheering]
281
00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:19,411
I just close my eyes
282
00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:21,580
And you'll appear
283
00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:24,916
Just like you always
284
00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:29,321
Did before
285
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:33,060
And when I call your name...
286
00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:37,197
You wanna dance?
287
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:42,769
- Aren't you working?
- I'm on a break.
288
00:16:49,309 --> 00:16:50,742
Everything okay with you and Dad?
289
00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:52,444
Oh, fine.
290
00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:55,647
Why did he change seats
before the ceremony?
291
00:16:55,648 --> 00:17:00,586
I think your father's
having a hard time moving on.
292
00:17:00,587 --> 00:17:02,888
I thought it was both
your ideas to get divorced.
293
00:17:02,889 --> 00:17:04,124
I did, too.
294
00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:11,097
So your dad tells me that
you and Skye broke up.
295
00:17:11,098 --> 00:17:13,865
Yeah. Well, not officially.
296
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:16,302
We had a pretty big fight,
and we haven't talked since.
297
00:17:16,303 --> 00:17:19,171
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- No.
298
00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:21,973
- Want my advice?
- No.
299
00:17:21,974 --> 00:17:25,144
- Okay.
- No offense, Mom. I appreciate it.
300
00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:28,781
But I just think it's something
I need to figure out on my own.
301
00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:34,120
So why didn't you bring a date today?
302
00:17:34,121 --> 00:17:36,255
Well, I'm not seeing anyone right now.
303
00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:38,124
But you were?
304
00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:41,393
Um, well, the person I was seeing
305
00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:43,962
wanted to go faster than I did,
306
00:17:43,963 --> 00:17:47,133
and I just wasn't ready
307
00:17:47,134 --> 00:17:49,000
for a real relationship.
308
00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:51,137
Why not?
309
00:17:51,138 --> 00:17:54,973
You know, I was Mrs.
Sam Myers for so long.
310
00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:58,210
It's nice to just be Judy for once.
311
00:17:58,211 --> 00:18:00,979
Oh, and not have to worry about anybody
312
00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:03,615
but me and you, of course.
313
00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:06,653
You don't need to worry about me, Mom.
314
00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:09,938
Don't I?
315
00:18:27,174 --> 00:18:29,376
[cheering]
316
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:39,252
That's good cake! That's good cake!
317
00:18:40,187 --> 00:18:42,020
What's wrong?
318
00:18:42,021 --> 00:18:43,190
Nothing.
319
00:18:45,091 --> 00:18:47,759
Aren't you having a good time?
320
00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:49,094
Totally.
321
00:18:49,164 --> 00:18:53,071
Um, I just...
322
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:56,336
- [whispers] Fuck.
- What?
323
00:18:56,903 --> 00:19:00,872
What would you say if I
were to go back to school?
324
00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:02,608
Finish my degree.
325
00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:05,312
Maybe get my teaching certificate.
326
00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:08,215
Are you serious?
327
00:19:11,518 --> 00:19:14,420
I would say that's awesome.
328
00:19:14,421 --> 00:19:16,422
- Yeah?
- Yeah!
329
00:19:16,423 --> 00:19:18,224
I think you would make
an amazing teacher.
330
00:19:18,225 --> 00:19:20,759
- You think?
- Yeah, absolutely.
331
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:23,329
This will be so much fun.
We can study together.
332
00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:26,332
We can make out in the
stacks at the library.
333
00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:29,935
Actually, I was thinking of
334
00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:31,938
maybe going back to Cornell.
335
00:19:34,241 --> 00:19:36,243
- Oh.
- [nervous chuckle]
336
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:44,250
- Travalanche.
- Barracuda.
337
00:19:44,251 --> 00:19:46,285
- Congratulations.
- Thank you.
338
00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:48,954
- So glad you can make it.
- Open bar.
339
00:19:48,955 --> 00:19:50,589
Hey, hey.
340
00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:52,891
Got a box of videos I
want to bequeath to you
341
00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:54,426
upon my return from Mexico.
342
00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:55,894
What videos?
343
00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:57,563
"Emmanuel,"
344
00:19:57,564 --> 00:19:59,898
"Emmanuel II: Joys Of A Woman,"
345
00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:01,233
"Black Emmanuel."
346
00:20:01,234 --> 00:20:02,768
My whole collection.
347
00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:03,902
The whole tugboat.
348
00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:06,305
You can't be serious. Are you sure?
349
00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:08,340
Not gonna be needing them anymore.
350
00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:10,377
I want them to find a good home.
351
00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:16,416
[cheering]
352
00:20:57,324 --> 00:21:01,226
Well, all in all, I suppose
it wasn't such a bad afternoon.
353
00:21:01,227 --> 00:21:03,629
You crashing at my place tonight?
354
00:21:03,630 --> 00:21:05,331
I think Mom's. It's closer to the club,
355
00:21:05,332 --> 00:21:06,798
and I need to teach Getty
first thing in the morning.
356
00:21:06,799 --> 00:21:09,435
Oh, yeah? How's things
with you and Getty?
357
00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:11,236
He actually offered
me a job at his firm.
358
00:21:11,237 --> 00:21:13,339
Oh, honey.
359
00:21:13,340 --> 00:21:16,575
Honey, that's fantastic.
When do you start?
360
00:21:16,576 --> 00:21:18,243
Well, I haven't decided to take it yet.
361
00:21:18,244 --> 00:21:20,178
What do you mean, you haven't decided?
362
00:21:20,179 --> 00:21:22,080
I don't wanna rush into anything.
363
00:21:22,081 --> 00:21:24,115
It's a big decision. I wanna
take my time, weigh my options.
364
00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:27,353
- What options?
- Other offers.
365
00:21:27,354 --> 00:21:28,920
You've had other offers?
366
00:21:28,921 --> 00:21:31,590
Travis at Channel 87
wants to hire me full time.
367
00:21:31,591 --> 00:21:34,192
To do what, host a psychic hotline?
368
00:21:34,193 --> 00:21:37,663
We didn't discuss job titles, but, you
know, some kind of production assistant.
369
00:21:37,664 --> 00:21:39,498
- Did you discuss a paycheck?
- No.
370
00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:42,468
Oh, Jesus. Jesus. Honey, please.
371
00:21:42,469 --> 00:21:44,069
Listen to your old man.
372
00:21:44,070 --> 00:21:47,739
Opportunities like Getty's
don't come along often.
373
00:21:47,740 --> 00:21:51,443
This could set you up for
a very comfortable life.
374
00:21:51,444 --> 00:21:52,944
What are you two talking about?
375
00:21:52,945 --> 00:21:55,180
We're discussing our son's future.
376
00:21:55,181 --> 00:21:59,150
Oh, good! Because I've been
giving it a lot of thought.
377
00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:03,221
As someone who never got to go to
a four-year college and regrets it,
378
00:22:03,222 --> 00:22:06,792
I feel very strongly that you
should go back to NYU this fall
379
00:22:06,793 --> 00:22:10,061
- and finish your degree.
- In what?
380
00:22:10,062 --> 00:22:12,230
English, basket weaving...
It doesn't matter.
381
00:22:12,231 --> 00:22:14,199
Just go get your diploma.
382
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:15,801
I'd rather he get a job.
383
00:22:15,802 --> 00:22:17,669
Can we talk about all
this some other time?
384
00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:19,004
When would you like to talk about it,
385
00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:20,439
when you're 40 and still
crashing on my couch?
386
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:22,641
Sam! Don't be mean!
387
00:22:22,642 --> 00:22:25,010
I'm not being mean. I'm being a father
388
00:22:25,011 --> 00:22:27,178
who is giving his son the
kick in the ass he needs.
389
00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:29,715
- I don't need a kick in the ass.
- Oh, yeah? What do you need?
390
00:22:29,716 --> 00:22:31,049
For you to get off my fucking back!
391
00:22:31,050 --> 00:22:33,052
Hey, don't speak to
your father that way.
392
00:22:35,822 --> 00:22:38,790
Come on, Judy. I'm leaving.
393
00:22:38,791 --> 00:22:41,026
Are you still staying
at my place tonight?
394
00:22:41,027 --> 00:22:42,761
Yeah. I'm gonna be kind of late, though.
395
00:22:42,762 --> 00:22:44,063
There's something I need to do.
396
00:22:45,432 --> 00:22:47,600
- Okay.
- Come on, Judy.
397
00:22:53,039 --> 00:22:54,574
[door opens]
398
00:23:17,530 --> 00:23:20,467
- [sighs]
- [knocking on door]
399
00:23:28,140 --> 00:23:31,076
Gracie! Oh, honey!
400
00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:34,379
Oh, you had me so
worried! Where was she?
401
00:23:34,380 --> 00:23:35,481
Found her poking around the dumpsters
402
00:23:35,482 --> 00:23:36,582
behind the mini-mart where I work.
403
00:23:36,583 --> 00:23:39,017
You crossed the street by yourself?
404
00:23:39,018 --> 00:23:43,021
What were you thinking? You could
have been hit by a Mack truck.
405
00:23:43,022 --> 00:23:44,322
Oh, thank you.
406
00:23:44,323 --> 00:23:47,493
Thank you so much, Miss, um...
407
00:23:47,494 --> 00:23:48,627
Agatha.
408
00:23:48,628 --> 00:23:51,563
Agatha! Of course, yes!
409
00:23:51,564 --> 00:23:55,166
From the... Yeah, I'm
sorry. It's been a long day.
410
00:23:55,167 --> 00:23:57,335
Why are you wearing a tie?
411
00:23:57,336 --> 00:24:00,906
- Wedding.
- Oh.
412
00:24:00,907 --> 00:24:03,909
- I like weddings.
- Me, too.
413
00:24:03,910 --> 00:24:06,845
Listen, would you care
for some wedding cake?
414
00:24:06,846 --> 00:24:09,414
'Cause I got a piece. It's
way too big for one person.
415
00:24:09,415 --> 00:24:13,018
In fact, if my cardiologist knew
I was eating it all by myself,
416
00:24:13,019 --> 00:24:14,753
he'd have a coronary.
417
00:24:14,754 --> 00:24:16,656
You have a heart condition?
418
00:24:18,224 --> 00:24:19,626
[cat purrs]
419
00:24:21,594 --> 00:24:24,531
I have asthma.
420
00:24:39,178 --> 00:24:40,913
[clears throat]
421
00:24:46,052 --> 00:24:47,052
Hey.
422
00:24:49,556 --> 00:24:51,322
What are you doing here?
423
00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:55,026
I tried calling you the other
day, but you weren't home.
424
00:24:55,027 --> 00:24:57,062
Why didn't you leave a message?
425
00:24:57,063 --> 00:25:00,065
I don't know. I guess I figured
it was better we talk in person.
426
00:25:00,066 --> 00:25:01,568
Yeah.
427
00:25:03,469 --> 00:25:06,573
Machines are pretty impersonal.
428
00:25:18,585 --> 00:25:21,152
I guess there's not much to say.
429
00:25:21,153 --> 00:25:22,922
Maybe not.
430
00:25:27,126 --> 00:25:28,828
Look, I don't...
431
00:25:30,930 --> 00:25:34,733
I don't think either of us
has anything to apologize for.
432
00:25:34,734 --> 00:25:38,203
We're just different people.
433
00:25:38,204 --> 00:25:41,139
We have very different points of view,
434
00:25:41,140 --> 00:25:44,109
- or at least you do.
- What?
435
00:25:44,110 --> 00:25:47,512
Uh, just have a point of view.
436
00:25:47,513 --> 00:25:49,781
Apparently, I'm lacking in one,
437
00:25:49,782 --> 00:25:52,283
according to Zan's art teacher friend.
438
00:25:52,284 --> 00:25:54,820
- She said that?
- Yeah.
439
00:25:54,821 --> 00:25:57,156
Well, she's wrong, so fuck her.
440
00:26:01,493 --> 00:26:04,996
I brought you this. It's
the footage I shot in Paris.
441
00:26:04,997 --> 00:26:06,766
I got it transferred to video.
442
00:26:08,701 --> 00:26:10,302
Wow. [chuckles]
443
00:26:13,706 --> 00:26:16,107
That feels like a lifetime ago.
444
00:26:16,108 --> 00:26:17,109
I know.
445
00:26:19,078 --> 00:26:22,016
I still can't believe
my parents showed up.
446
00:26:22,041 --> 00:26:23,782
Yeah, I know, Can you imagine
what would have happened
447
00:26:23,783 --> 00:26:25,383
if they knew I was under the sofa naked?
448
00:26:25,384 --> 00:26:27,353
Oh, God, no. [chuckles]
449
00:26:29,956 --> 00:26:32,090
I know you're pretty busy,
450
00:26:32,091 --> 00:26:34,092
so you probably won't
get a chance to watch it.
451
00:26:34,093 --> 00:26:35,426
No. No, I will.
452
00:26:35,427 --> 00:26:36,527
I want to.
453
00:26:36,528 --> 00:26:38,097
I... I wanna... I want to.
454
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:50,743
I should really get back to work.
455
00:26:52,178 --> 00:26:53,813
Okay.
456
00:26:59,551 --> 00:27:03,421
Oh, by the way, your dad's
verdict is due any day now.
457
00:27:03,422 --> 00:27:04,723
Probably Thursday or Friday.
458
00:27:04,724 --> 00:27:06,491
I can't be there.
459
00:27:06,492 --> 00:27:08,394
So it won't be awkward for you to go.
460
00:27:11,163 --> 00:27:14,332
I'll see if I can. I
have a lot going on.
461
00:27:14,333 --> 00:27:15,768
You should be there.
462
00:27:18,971 --> 00:27:21,407
["Thieves Like Us"]
463
00:27:27,814 --> 00:27:29,881
But when it dies
464
00:27:29,882 --> 00:27:31,850
It dies for good
465
00:27:31,851 --> 00:27:33,285
It's for love
466
00:27:35,554 --> 00:27:40,793
And it belongs to everyone but us
467
00:27:40,888 --> 00:27:44,911
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468
00:27:49,601 --> 00:27:54,072
I've lived my life in the valleys
469
00:27:54,073 --> 00:27:58,276
I've lived my life on the hills
470
00:27:58,277 --> 00:28:02,547
I've lived my life on alcohol
471
00:28:02,548 --> 00:28:05,917
I've lived my life on pills
472
00:28:05,918 --> 00:28:07,787
But it's called love
473
00:28:09,756 --> 00:28:14,025
And it belongs to us
474
00:28:14,026 --> 00:28:15,828
It's called love
475
00:28:18,230 --> 00:28:22,868
And it's the only thing
that's worth living for
476
00:28:22,869 --> 00:28:24,771
It's called love
477
00:28:26,873 --> 00:28:31,076
And it belongs to us
478
00:28:31,077 --> 00:28:32,912
It's called love
479
00:28:35,681 --> 00:28:39,786
Yes, it's called love
480
00:28:39,836 --> 00:28:44,386
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