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-Good morning, Mom. -Hey, Mom.

Hey! Hey, kids. Check out my new Ravenous logo.

It has a feather.

'Cause I'm a raven.

-Oh! I like it. -Yeah, nice logo.

Well, I've got a big interview coming up with Chance the Rapper

and I hope he likes it too.

Wait. Wait, what?

Yeah. How do you know Chance the Rapper?

Okay, okay. Now. You now Drea the manicurist?

Well her cousin Poo's best friend's son's sister's brother's uncle

is Chance the Rapper's bodyguard's bodyguard's manicurist.

-Oh, you mean Lee? -Yeah, I love Lee.

-I love Lee too! -(all laughing)

Well, anyway, Chance is going on tour and he wants to wear a new hat

and hopefully, if all goes well,

he'll be wearing a Ravenous.

So, how do you think I should wear it?

Like a lil' swag,

a lot of swag, or like a--

Ahhhh.

Hey, you know. I'd go with--

Ahhhh.

Okay. Now, we've got a question for you.

How does this wave look?

Stilted and awkward.

-Perfect. -Nailed it.

Yes, today, we found out if we're gonna be the new school ambassadors.

Oh, ambassadors. That's awesome.

I mean, I just have an interview with a famous rapper...

But yeah! That's great.

Mom, it's gonna be awesome.

We'll get to talk with Principal Kwan

about student and community relations,

she'll listen to all of my ideas,

and ambassador, will look fantastic on my transcripts.

I'm so proud of you sweetheart.

That is amazing, and right up your alley.

But um, it's not up your brother's alley. What you in it for?

A private breakfast one a week in the principal's office

with a bottomless bacon buffet.

Bottomless bacon? Sweetheart, go on.

According to The Guntz, Principal Kwan is a huge bacon lover.

I'm talking extra thick, hickory smoked,

applewood, Canadian--

Canadian is a fancy name for ham.

-I know. -Keep going.

Cracked pepper, spicy honey-glazed--

Spicy honey-glazed?

-You two done? -Both: No!

-It's spicy honey-glazed. -Spicy honey-glazed.

(coughing)

Very sick.

Aw, sweetheart. That sounds terrible.

Yeah, you should definitely stay home from school today.

So, tell me more about that spicy honey-glazed bacon.

And talk slow.

¶ Ohhhh ¶

-¶ Hey ¶ -¶ Yo ¶

¶ Let me tell you somethin' ¶

¶ Had my vision all worked out ¶

¶ But then life had other plans ¶

¶ Tell 'em, Rae ¶

¶ It's crazy when things turn upside down ¶

¶ But ya gotta get up and take that chance ¶

-¶ Maybe I'm just finding my way ¶ -¶ Learning how to fly ¶

-¶ Yeah, we're gonna be okay ¶ -¶ Ya know I got you, right? ¶

¶ It might be wild, but ya know that we make it work ¶

¶ We're just kids caught up in a crazy world ¶

-¶ C'mon! ¶ -¶ It's Raven's Home ¶

-¶ We get loud! ¶ -¶ It's Raven's Home ¶

¶ It's our crowd! ¶

¶ Might be tough, but together we make it look good ¶

¶ Down for each other like family should ¶

¶ It's Raven's Home ¶

¶ When it's tough ¶

¶ It's Raven's Home ¶

¶ We got love ¶

¶ 'Cos no matter the weather, ya know we gon' shine ¶

¶ There for each other, ya know it's our time ¶

(Raven laughing)

Yep! That's us.

(laughing)

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Attention, students.

Oh, shh. Principal Kwan's gonna make her announcement.

It's time to thank last semester's ambassadors for their service.

Their term may be ending, but their names will be engraved forever

on the Ambassador Wall off Fame.

(applause)

I want our names on that wall.

I want that bottomless bacon.

And so, it is with great Peanut Pride--

Go Peanuts!

All: Go Peanuts!

--that I once again preside over the passing

of the Peanut ambassadorial torch.

Here comes the humble brag.

A torch, I humbly point out,

I first lit when I created the Ambassador Program--

I wonder if she was a student here.

--when I was a student here.

Go Peanuts!

All: Go Peanuts!

Zeena, Mr. Guntzenheimer,

will you do the honor of announcing the new ambassadors?

Ugh, really?

Yes! (giggling)

I mean, go on.

Nia Baxter-Carter.

-Yes! -(applause and cheers)

And Booker Baxter-Carter.

(applause continues)

And now, for the traditional changing of the blazers.

No, no, no. Nah, put it on me.

Hello, ladies. Ha-ha!

Dang, Guntz.

Sorry. It's a stressful job.

And I'm not gonna lie, my body doesn't process bacon very well.

Booker, Nia, you will receive your laminated ambassador pledge cards.

Please, read them aloud.

Both: "As an ambassador, I will work to make this school

a welcoming environment to all Peanuts.

I will proudly serve my school

with honesty, generosity, and integrity.

I will graciously help any Peanut in need.

This is the ambassador's creed."

(applause)

Now, as your first act as ambassadors,

it is your job to give a warm welcome

to a new student who is starting today.

Mitchell J. Moseley.

Why does that name sound so familiar?

Hello, losers.

Both: Mitch.

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I thought you were sick.

Ahhh!

Would you like to tell me what's going on here?

Auntie Rae, I can explain.

I need to stay home so I could fix my mom's garden.

She asked me to keep an eye on it while she's away.

And I'm not going a very good job.

Look.

It seems like you're a really good gardener.

Look. Look how big those raisins are.

-Those are tomatoes. -What?

Oh.

Okay, yeah. Maybe you should stay home and tend the the garden.

Just for today though.

'Cause tomorrow, back to school.

Thanks.

You know, I really could use some help.

Oh, yeah. Well, I hate dirt so...

But you love me and my mom.

Right?

That was low, Levi.

But yeah. Yeah, okay.

I got you. I'll come.

Wait. Where are you going?

Well, if I gotta dig in dirt,

sweetheart, I need to dress for dirt. Okay?

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I can't believe Mitch is coming to our school.

And now we have to welcome him?

Nope. I can't do it Nia. I just can't do it.

Um, ambassadors...

I think we need to help our newest Peanut come out of his shell.

Remember your pledges?

Yeah, yeah. We're just deciding if we want to give him

like, a warm hug or a hearty handshake.

I still can't do it, Nia.

You want the bacon?

Of course I do.

-And your name on the wall? -Of course I do.

Then you better do it.

Principal Kwan used to watch The Guntz like a hawk.

So we came up with a warning.

Cacaw!

This ambassador program is her baby.

She takes it seriously.

One slip up and you're gone.

Where did she come from?

-Booker, let's do this. -Yeah.

Hey Mitch.

As ambassadors, we're here to make you feel welcome.

Yeah, so what brings you to our school anyway?

A limo. What do you want?

It's not what we want, it's what you need.

Some friends.

What do I need friends for?

Okay, we tried.

Cacaw!

Mitch, buddy. (laughs nervously)

How do you know you don't want friends

if you've never even had any?

Fine. If it'll get you to leave me alone, I'll do it.

How do I make friends?

Well, you can start off by just saying hello to somebody.

Mm-hm. (whispering) Tess.

Practice on Tess, yeah?

Hello. Nice to meet you.

Hello...

Loser.

I'm out.

How was that?

I think we need to try a different approach.

All friendships involve a little give and take.

Yeah, if you give a little something,

you'll get a little friendship in return.

Hmm...

All (chanting): Mitch! Mitch! Mitch!

Free pizza, friends.

This friendship thing's easy.

Plus, I get miles on my credit card.

Thanks, Mitch.

Nice ambassadoring, you two.

Both: Go Peanuts!

Well, we did it.

I can just see my name on that wall of fame already.

Oof, and I can already taste that bacon.

Well done, ambassador.

You know what? You too, ambassador.

There's one thing I hate more than dirt,

and that's the guilt that made me dig in the dirt.

My mom will be proud.

Well, not of all the new words you taught me today.

Shhh.

Oh, hey kids. Your friends are out in the hall.

And before you ask, nobody can sleep over.

What are our friends doing out in the hall?

Hey, what are you guys doing here?

Oh. Um... We were just, um...

Coming to hang out with you guys.

Oh. Uh, then why you going up to a different floor?

Hey. Mitch's penthouse is up here, guys!

Oh, hey Nia.

You guys are going up to Mitch's?

Sorry. But he invited us to movie night.

And he has a home theater.

And a popcorn maker with real fake movie theater butter.

Tess?

I'm not really going-going.

I'm just going to spy on what's going on.

Mitch: Lights are dimming!

Yes!

I mean...

I'll be back with a full report in about 2 hours and 28 minutes.

Great.

We didn't just help Mitch make friends.

We helped him make our friends.

He even stole my enemy.

I don't know why that bothers me but it really does.

It gets worse.

Not only does Mitch take our friends and our enemies,

according to my vision...

he also takes our ambassadorship.

Both: Mitch!

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Although I really appreciate like, the effort,

this spy report is literally just a poem

about how comfortable Mitch's theater seats are.

If you'd have been there,

you would've written a poem too.

I'm just sayin'. Just sayin'.

Mitch may have taken our friends

but he's not taking our ambassadorship.

Especially if Principle Kwan doesn't have a reason

to take it from us and give it to him.

We need to be the best ambassador's this school has ever seen.

This school has already seen it's best ambassador.

Her timing is impeccable.

Top of the morning.

Thanks for the advice, by the way.

I've got plenty of friends now.

They're not really your friends, Mitch.

You bought them off.

Why are we whispering?

They know that.

And speaking of friends...

I want a locker closer to them.

So, how much you want for yours?

You wanna buy my locker?

You said I have to give to get.

So I'll give you some money,

and that's what I want to get.

Well, how much we talking?

We're not talking anything.

(whispers inaudibly)

Woah. You should really hear his offer, Nia.

No. We are ambassadors.

We are not the kind of people who can be--

Cacaw!

Because we're gonna give you this locker

out of the goodness of our hearts.

Right, Booker?

Yep.

That's the kind of ambassadors we are.

I like what I'm seeing.

Do you keep hearing a bird in here?

-No. No, no, no. -No, I haven't.

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Bringing a garden back to life

is hard work, Auntie Rae.

Yeah, well at least we save these four plants.

Uh... These three plants.

Levi, take these. Take them.

Take them from me.

We saved them.

Now, how are we gonna make them grow so we can replant them?

Ah! Magic.

Well, at least that's what the bottle says.

"Abracadab-Grow--

makes your plants grow magically fast.

Poof!"

"For maximum magical growth, add just one drop a day

and keep out of direct sunlight."

One drop?

Levi, why don't you go wash up?

Go, yeah. Go wash up.

I'll take care of this.

A drop a day? I ain't got time for that.

I got a video conference with a rapper to prepare for.

(laughing)

Yes!

Poof!

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Come on.

Toast. Toast.

I got an interview to get ready for.

All right, that's enough. Ding!

Hey.

Aw, don't you two look ambassa-dorable?

-You hungry? -Oh, thank you, Mom.

But have our ambassador breakfast this morning.

Yep. I haven't eaten in 24 hours.

Been making room for that bottomless bacon.

Oh, that does sound good.

But I can't let this toast go to waste.

Levi.

Now, what do we do to stay one step ahead of Mitch?

Oh! We can up our game by impressing Principle Kwan with a hostess gift.

How do you know about hostess gifts?

Martha Stewart Living.

Look, Martha knows things.

And now I know things.

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Good morning, Principle Kwan.

We brought you this beautiful plant.

Uh, this rare, exotic plant.

How ambassadorial of you.

You know what else is ambassadorial?

Eating bacon.

At the bacon buffet.

Who ate all the bacon at the buffet?

Hello.

What's he doing here?

Mitchell surprised me and stopped by

with this wonderful gift.

A rotating pedestal for my beloved Peanut statue.

Both: Go Peanuts!

Would you graciously excuse us for a second?

My vision's coming true.

I mean, first he bought our friends,

now he's gonna buy our ambassadorship.

He put her peanut on a pedestal.

How we gonna beat that, huh?

With a plant? I don't think so.

(whispering) Okay, you were right, yes,

right, we followed this pledge card to the letter,

and where has it gotten us?

Stupid pledge card.

Stupid lamination.

It's time for us to try not to be the best ambassadors,

but to be the worst ambassadors.

Mission accomplished.

Does she ever go to class?

Almost there. Yeah, yeah.

I can taste the card.

Forget about the card, Booker.

What we need is a plan.

I'm thinking, what if we borrow Principal Kwan's

precious Peanut statue and put it in Mitch's locker?

That way it'll look like Mitch stole it.

Yeah. Then she'll never make him an ambassador.

Can I go back to chewing on my card?

Do you really need my permission?

No. No, I do not.

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Alright.

No, no, no. Right here.

Right there, yes.

I am all ready for my video call with Chance.

He'll be calling me any minute.

And I'm talking to myself.

Figure out something to calm me down.

Hey.

Maybe I'll give you a haircut.

You'll calm me down. Won't you sweetheart?

Yeah you will. (giggling)

Give me my hand back.

Hey. Ow!

Ow! Oh no!

Ow! Ow!

(laptop beeping)

(video starts)

Hey! No, no, no.

No, don't hang up. Ru-- Don't hang--

Chance. What up?

Yeah, you know I'm just chillin'.

You know how we do.

Oh, and I know what you're thinking, I know what you're thinking.

But this is not the hat. I mean, unless you like it.

In which case, do you like it a little swag.

a lot of swag, or like--

Ahhh!

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Hey, Levi, Tess.

You guys keep an eye out for Principle Kwan while we--

Good morning, fellow Peanuts.

Hey, have a Peanutty day.

Okay, okay?

--while we go in and get that Peanut statue.

Both: On it!

Booker, hurry up.

Whoa. Hey, how did our plant grow so much?

Uh. Photosynthesis, Nia.

Come on. Let's just get this Peanut out of here.

Ow. Hey!

There's little prickly things in here.

Oh, so you know photosynthesis

but you don't know thorns?

Now isn't the time to educate me, Nia.

Just help. My sleeves are caught.

Fine.

Ow.

Hey. Hey. I think I'm caught too.

Levi: Cacaw! Cacaw, cacaw!

Both: Uh-oh.

Okay, okay.

Alright. One, two, three.

-Okay here-- -Ahh!

-That clearly didn't work. -Ow!

-Cacaw! -Cacaw!

Do you kids hear that bird?

Oh, yeah. I think it's over there.

Let's go find it.

I'm so glad someone else hears it.

Cacaw!

Tess: Cacaw!

-Hurry, hurry -Okay, okay.

Come on, come on!

-Right here. We're good. -Okay, okay.

-Okay, okay. -Okay, alright.

-You getting it? -Yeah.

-Alright. -Okay.

-Here, the pot? -No.

Alright. And, um... Great!

Now what about the plant?

Stand back.

Okay, okay.

What are you doing by my locker?

Oh, um, uh... Force of habit, you know.

Since it used to be my locker.

Well find a new habit, away from my locker.

What's with all this?

Cacaw!

I think the bird sound is coming from Mitch's new locker.

Yeah, you should check it out.

Mitch, what are you doing with Principal Kwan's Peanut statue?

Huh!

Yeah, that's a very good question, ambassador.

I didn't take your Peanut.

Then why are you holding it?

Taking the Principal's Peanut doesn't seem like something

an ambassador would do.

I'm not an ambassador.

And you never will be.

Oh, it so hurts when a Peanut goes bad.

I'm afraid I'm gonna have to call your father, Mitchell.

(sighs)

It's okay, little Peanut. Mama's got you now.

Great.

My dad said if I get in trouble one more time,

he's gonna send me to military school.

Military school? Please.

We don't believe you, Mitch.

No, I'm serious.

I know you guys probably think my life is all winning,

but when I lose-- which is rare

I lose big.

Can this day get any worse?

(ripping noises)

Ah, great!

Now I gotta spend my last day of freedom

walking around getting laughed at

'cause I'm wearing a ripped shirt.

You know, I actually feel bad for him.

How are we gonna fix this?

Well, first thing's first.

We definitely can't let him walk around like that.

"I will graciously help any Peanut in need."

I guess my vision wasn't about him stealing our ambassadorship.

He just needed you to give him your jacket.

Hey, why can't you give him your jacket?

Fine.

But there must be a reason he was wearing yours.

Here you go, Mitch.

Don't give me the stinky one.

And there it is.

I guess according to this pledge card,

there is one more thing that we need to do.

And that's why we were the ones

who put your Peanut in Mitch's locker.

We were just so afraid of losing our ambassadorship,

that we ended up not acting like good ambassadors at all.

And, yeah. I guess we don't deserve

to have our names on that wall of fame.

No, you don't.

But I chose you both for a reason.

I've known you kids since you were little Peanuts.

And I know what you're made of.

And while you didn't live up to the oath you took,

having the courage to come here now

and tell me the truth to help another Peanut

is very ambassadorial.

And so...

I'm gonna give you another chance

to prove you deserve to wear these blazers.

Thank you so much, Principle Kwan.

Yeah, we won't let you down.

I'm counting on it.

Go, Peanuts.

Both: Go Peanuts!

No, I meant... Go, peanuts.

-Yeah, right. -Yeah, we knew that.

-Yeah, thank you. -Okay.

And kids,

if you can find that bird that's been hanging around,

there may be a little extra bacon

at the next breakfast for you.

I'm on it.

I know. Right, Chels?

Okay, okay. I got good news and I got bad news.

You sure you want the bad news?

Okay, alright, Chels.

Listen, the bad news is...

Your garden's taking a dirt nap.

But the good news is that Chance the Rapper

liked my flower pot hat.

(knocking at door)

Oh!

Look, yeah. I know. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, Chels!

Hold on, hold on.

What are you doing here? Why aren't you in school?

Ah, that place really wasn't for me.

So I decided to be home schooled.

I'm on recess.

Wanna play?

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