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¶ ¶
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I can't wait for your
birthday party.
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Thirteen.
The big 1-3.
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Oh yeah. You gonna see
some teenage things.
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Ooh, like what?
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You know, like, uh...
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Actually, I don't know.
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Our mom gonna plan it.
And she's gonna crush it like she does every year.
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Yeah, if anybody can plan
a 13th birthday party,
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it is our party-planning mama.
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I'm sorry.
Did we just hear that right?
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You're letting your mom plan
your 13th birthday party?
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Everyone knows the first rule
of teenage parties is "No Moms."
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Especially when you're
the first ones in our class to have a teenage party.
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How do you know
what we're talking about?
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Bad news travels fast.
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And it's about to travel
a whole lot faster once I post it on the Peanut Page.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Let's everybody calm down.
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And Sienna,
put your postin' fingers away.
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Guys, this is serious.
You're the first ones up.
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Yeah, and if it goes well,
you could be legends.
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Booker, we could be legends.
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And if it goes bad,
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you'll be known
as whatever I say you'll be known as.
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We could be known
as something that we don't even know what it is yet.
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Okay, fine.
We'll tell our mom she can't plan our party.
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And she also can't be there.
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Our mom can't be
at our party?
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Ooh! What party?
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Um, our birthday party
that our mom will not be planning nor attending.
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Really? I just heard
she's doing both.
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Sorry...
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my finger slipped.
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Well she's not, so
if you'd like to come, you're invited.
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Really?
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Really.
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Wow. Great.
Thanks, Nia.
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-Really?
-Really.
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Really?
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Really. Look, once
you become a teenager,
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it's time to put away
those childish things.
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This is gonna be some party!
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Speaking of putting away
childish things...
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What? We can't invite Levi?
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But he's like
my little brother.
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-He's not a teenager.
-Neither are any of you.
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-We're on the cusp!
-But Levi's on the cusp of the cusp.
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We don't make
the rules here!
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Great...
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Now we have to tell Mom and Levi
they can't come to our party,
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and you know
how excited Mom gets.
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Booker, we are teenagers now.
We can handle this.
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We're just gonna walk in there
and tell Mom what's what.
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¶ ¶
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Mom, we got something
to tell you.
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(crying)
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Mom. Mom, are you okay?
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Yeah, baby.
I'm okay.
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I just, um...
I've been planning your party all day.
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Nothing brings me more joy.
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(continues crying)
Okay, now, what did you want to tell me?
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-What?
-What?
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¶ Ohhhh ¶
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¶ Hey! ¶
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¶ Yo, let me tell you something ¶
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¶ Had my vision all worked out ¶
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¶ But then life had other plans (Tell 'em, Rae) ¶
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¶ It's crazy when things turned upside down ¶
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¶ But you gotta get up and take that chance ¶
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¶ Maybe I'm just finding my way ¶
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¶ Yeah, we're gonna be okay ¶
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¶ It might be wild but you know that we make it work ¶
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¶ We're just kids caught up in a crazy world, c'mon ¶
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¶ It's Raven's Home (Yup, we get loud) ¶
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¶ It's Raven's Home (It's our crowd) ¶
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¶ Might be tough but together we make it look good ¶
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¶ Down for each other like family should ¶
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¶ It's Raven's Home (We're mixed up) ¶
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¶ It's Raven's Home (We got love) ¶
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¶ 'Cause no matter the weather you know we gon' shine ¶
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¶ There for each other you know it's our time ¶
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Yup, that's us!
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¶ ¶
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¶ ¶
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Okay, Mom, here's the thing--
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Me first again.
Okay, this year,
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I thought your birthday theme
should be "13."
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I made a list
of 13 activities,
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13 ice cream flavors,
13 karaoke songs about being 13, and...
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I also made 13...
(laughs)
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birthday party hats.
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They were actually your
3rd birthday party hats,
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and I added a one.
I think it works.
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Wow... wow, Mom,
this all sounds amazing,
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but here's the thing...
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Hey! Do you remember
that birthday I put together for you two
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when the firetruck came?
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Oh! You should have seen
the looks on your faces.
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You know, ever since then,
I've been tryna top that.
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I think I did it this year.
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O-okay, Mom,
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here's the thing...
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You know what?
I'm just gon' jot it down.
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All right...
(muttering to himself) All righty.
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(clears throat)
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"We're planning our own party."
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Yes, because now
that we're 13--
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"We're planning...
our own... party."
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Because now that
we're more mature,
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it's not really cool
for our mom to plan it.
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Lemme get this straight, Booker.
you jotted down...
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"We're planning our own party."
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Did you mis-jot?
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I did not mis-jot.
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(high-pitched squeak)
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Mom, Mom, are you okay?
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Oh, tat wasn't me.
No, that was him.
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-(high-pitched squeak)
-Okay, okay, fine. All right.
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-Kids, fine. You're planning
your own party. -Mm-hm.
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(clears throat)
One question for you: Who's paying for it?
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Uh, Mom, you've
already saved for it.
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No, no that's my money.
You can't use my money, that's my money.
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Okay, fine.
You guys...
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you can plan
your own party.
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But, you just have
to promise me
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that you'll let me be there
when you blow out the candles
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on the 13-layer
birthday cake I got you two.
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Okay, Mom... here's--
here's the other thing...
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(high-pitched whimper)
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No, no, that one was me.
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Check out my cool,
teenage party look.
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What?
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(sniffles)
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"You're not invited
to the party."
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"You're not invited
to the party."
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So, if I'm reading
this correctly--
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You're not invited
to the party, Levi.
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(both let out
a high-pitched whimper)
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¶ ¶
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So, you sure you're okay
not coming to the party?
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(mutters)
Sure, yeah, it's fine.
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Well, you know,
this isn't about you.
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It's just about you
not being a teenager.
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(mutters)
Not about me. Your party. Whatever.
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So, everything's cool?
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Because you still haven't
said any real words.
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(mutters)
Oh, I got real words. Traitor. Stupid party.
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Well, you can still wear
your teenage party outfit for Thanksgiving.
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Levi:
I've got nothing to be thankful for.
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Hey! There he is!
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Legend in the making.
Teenage Party Man.
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Ooh, TPM. I like it.
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What have you got planned
for your party, TPM?
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Oh, you know,
we're having a kick back.
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Some music,
some food.
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So, is this a dresses
or jeans party?
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Whatever you're comfortable in.
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So my basketball shorts
are cool?
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Sure. Shorts, jeans,
dresses. Whatever.
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Whatever? I don't know.
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This party sounds
a little loosey-goosey.
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When you're a teenager,
there are no rules.
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(in unison)
Ooh.
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That's right. No rules.
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-(in unison) Ooh.
-So, what about dancing?
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There could be dancing.
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Good...
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What's Nia's favorite color?
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Why?
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I want to wear a tie she'll like
since I'm asking her to dance.
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What?
You're gonna dance with my sister?
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-Yeah.
-You know? I'm gonna wear a tie, too.
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Why are you gonna wear a tie?
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'Cause I'm also
asking Nia to dance.
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What? Forget it.
It's a no-tie party.
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No moms. No Levis. No ties.
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And her favorite color is:
she's my sister!
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Sounds like a lot of rules
for a no-rules party.
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So, I totally know what
I'm gonna wear at your party,
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and I hope Booker likes it.
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-Why?
-Well, I'm gonna ask him to dance.
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-Booker?
-Yeah, he's an amazing dancer.
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-Booker-Booker?
-And he's super cute.
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My brother, Booker?
Excuse me.
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-Booker!
-Nia!
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(in unison)
We need to talk...
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(in unison, quietly)
at home.
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¶ ¶
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(in unison)
"Separate parties"?
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(in unison)
Yes!
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I can't believe
we were both thinking the same thing.
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I mean...
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you did spell
"separate" wrong--
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Everybody spells
"separate" wrong.
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But, the point is
we both want separate parties.
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So how are we
gonna tell our friends?
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Uh, well, we'll just tell them
that because we're twins,
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we've had our parties
together every year.
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But, this year, now
that we're teenagers, we'll have 'em apart.
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Ooh, I like it.
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-We'll flip it on 'em.
-Yes.
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¶ ¶
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Hey guys, welcome to my party!
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It's about to get started!
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Where are the girls?
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And why are you dressed
for laser tag?
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We had a change
of birthday plans.
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Nia and I decided
now that we're teenagers,
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we should have
separate parties.
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So, the girls
will have their fun.
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And we'll have dude funnnnn!
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We wore ties!
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So while the guys
have their fun, us ladies are gonna
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sit down, and enjoy
a little bit of spa time.
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This isn't even guacamole!
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It's just avocado.
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You're not supposed to eat it.
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You're actually supposed
to moisturize with it.
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Yeah, I already moisturized
all this to get ready for this.
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Great.
So, now we don't have guacamole or boys?
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This really doesn't feel
like a teenage party.
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Yeah, who's
the teenager here?
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Who's the teenager here?
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Who gave birth
to the teenagers here?
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Levi and Sebastian:
You did.
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And whose heart
is breaking right now
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because they're going
to miss their parties?
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Mine.
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This is my rant, Levi.
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Which is why this mama
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isn't going to miss
either of the parties.
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But they said no mama
at their party.
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No, they didn't.
No, no, no, see, they said "no moms."
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Right? 'Cause "moms,"
eh, they're uptight. But "mamas"! Wooo!
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"Mamas" are a good time!
Yes, they are! Yessss!
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¶ ¶
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(Zen spa music playing)
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(whispering)
Oh, yeah...
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Oh, yeah...
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Mom, what are you doing?
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We-we agreed, no moms!
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No, no, no, I'm not a mom.
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I'm a mama. A spa mama.
I'm a spa mama!
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-What's the difference?
-(sighs)
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You promised.
247
00:12:05,726 --> 00:12:07,058
Okay, fine.
248
00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:09,160
Thank you.
249
00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:10,395
But I'm taking my cucumbers.
250
00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:11,329
-Wait!
-Takin' 'em.
251
00:12:11,331 --> 00:12:13,331
What? I paid for 'em.
252
00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:14,733
Give 'em back, c'mon.
Thank you.
253
00:12:17,604 --> 00:12:20,905
¶ ¶
254
00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:24,075
You know what, Guntz?
I think your tie
255
00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:25,677
looks pretty good with
your laser tag vest.
256
00:12:25,679 --> 00:12:27,545
Really? Maybe I
should go show Nia.
257
00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:28,913
Not that good.
258
00:12:30,684 --> 00:12:32,350
Don't mind me.
259
00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:34,252
I'm just bringing up a gift
for the birthday boy!
260
00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:37,355
(chuckles)
I'll set it right over here.
261
00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:40,024
But don't open it
until after the party.
262
00:12:40,026 --> 00:12:42,527
A-and don't move it,
or-or touch it, or...
263
00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:44,696
put anything in front of it.
264
00:12:44,698 --> 00:12:49,334
And if you see a red light
coming out of it, just ignore it.
265
00:12:51,404 --> 00:12:55,640
(laughs nervously)
Happy birthday.
266
00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:02,413
See, Levi? Now we
can see everything that's going on at the party.
267
00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:05,216
I went from Spa Mama
to Spy Mama.
268
00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:07,819
Yeah, i's almost like
we were invited.
269
00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:11,790
That was terrifying.
270
00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:14,826
I don't know how
James Bond does it. And in a tux, no less.
271
00:13:16,797 --> 00:13:19,597
Hey, why is Booker looking
right into the camera?
272
00:13:19,599 --> 00:13:21,766
Sebastian:
Why is Nia with Booker?
273
00:13:21,768 --> 00:13:24,235
Why do we see
the back of our heads?
274
00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:30,642
Hey... I see you
got your present.
275
00:13:30,644 --> 00:13:33,077
Did you bring it here
so you could open it in front of mama?
276
00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:39,484
¶ ¶
277
00:13:40,687 --> 00:13:41,920
¶ ¶
278
00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:44,989
Mom, you agreed
"no moms" at our parties.
279
00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:48,026
So please, no more
sneaking in or spying.
280
00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:54,265
Fine. But, in some cultures,
they would call that "caring."
281
00:13:56,169 --> 00:14:00,705
Since it bothers you so,
I'll care a little less.
282
00:14:01,775 --> 00:14:03,274
(in unison)
Thank you.
283
00:14:05,712 --> 00:14:08,680
You really just promised
to leave them alone?
284
00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:13,184
Bam! Ha-ha!
Fingers Crossed Mama. She's a good time!
285
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:16,354
So, you just lied
to your children? On their birthday?
286
00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:21,192
Fingers Crossed Mama
is a good time, but she got problems.
287
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:22,327
She got problems.
288
00:14:22,329 --> 00:14:23,962
¶ ¶
289
00:14:23,964 --> 00:14:28,366
Okay, guys.
TPM is back!
290
00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:31,970
Hey, uh, where you guys goin'?
291
00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:34,138
(laughs nervously)
Well, we definitely
292
00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:36,507
weren't trying to
sneak down to the girls' party.
293
00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:39,043
Good cover.
294
00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:44,582
Hey, girls! I just made
a fresh batch of spa water...
295
00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:45,984
girls?
296
00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:47,352
Where you going?
297
00:14:47,354 --> 00:14:51,155
Uh, we were just
drying our toenails by walking to the door.
298
00:14:51,157 --> 00:14:54,058
Nice try, come back.
299
00:14:55,161 --> 00:14:58,396
Is this a birthday party,
or a hostage situation?
300
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:02,500
You're sure you want us
to lock you in here?
301
00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:03,534
Absolutely sure.
302
00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:05,837
My kids said "no moms,"
so you know what?
303
00:15:05,839 --> 00:15:08,006
There will be
no moms at the party.
304
00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:10,842
Now, I don't care what I say,
or how much I beg,
305
00:15:10,844 --> 00:15:13,044
do not let me
out of this room.
306
00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:15,847
Wait, how do we know
you're telling the truth?
307
00:15:15,849 --> 00:15:16,848
Check her fingers, Levi.
308
00:15:16,850 --> 00:15:20,385
(muttering, grunting)
309
00:15:20,387 --> 00:15:23,121
-Ahh!
-(Sebastian gasps) Uncross them!
310
00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:25,924
-(cries)
No! I wanna be at the party! -I'm trying!
311
00:15:25,926 --> 00:15:27,892
-Aunt Rae!
-Okay!
312
00:15:27,894 --> 00:15:30,561
Okay, fine.
Lock me in.
313
00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:32,597
So, no more funny business.
314
00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:34,599
No more funny business.
315
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,270
We'll be right outside
this door.
316
00:15:50,951 --> 00:15:52,684
(sighs)
317
00:15:57,824 --> 00:16:00,858
(high-pitched squeak)
318
00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:05,196
-Was that me?
-(high-pitched squeak)
319
00:16:05,999 --> 00:16:06,898
(gasps)
320
00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:08,933
-(high-pitched squeak)
-Hey, uh...
321
00:16:08,935 --> 00:16:11,903
hey, squeegee man! Hey!
Can I get a ride down?
322
00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:14,339
Okay.
323
00:16:16,743 --> 00:16:18,810
Okay, plucking partners,
are we ready?
324
00:16:18,812 --> 00:16:22,647
All right,
one, two, three, pluck.
325
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:24,415
-(collective groans)
-Ow!
326
00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:30,421
Okay, again...
one, two, three, pluck.
327
00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:32,156
-(collective groans)
-Ow!
328
00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:36,761
Nia, psst, we need to talk.
329
00:16:36,763 --> 00:16:38,930
Ooh, now it's a party.
330
00:16:38,932 --> 00:16:40,498
Keep plucking.
331
00:16:45,038 --> 00:16:47,205
-My party stinks.
-Mine is really fun.
332
00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:48,606
Girls (behind the door):
Ow!
333
00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:52,643
-Uh, we're playing the Ow Game.
-Girls: Ow! Ow! Ow!
334
00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:54,579
We're right in the middle
of the lightning round. What's up?
335
00:16:54,581 --> 00:16:58,016
Tess:
Nia, where are the bandages?
336
00:16:58,018 --> 00:17:02,120
Okay, fine.
My party is a flop, too. We have to do something.
337
00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:04,856
Well, I'm out of ideas.
I was kinda hoping you'd have one.
338
00:17:06,226 --> 00:17:07,358
(whooshing)
339
00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:11,295
A firetruck?
340
00:17:11,297 --> 00:17:12,797
Are you serious?
341
00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:13,965
(whooshing)
342
00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:18,553
Uh-oh.
343
00:17:18,554 --> 00:17:20,037
Mom's gonna bring
a firetruck to the party.
344
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:22,306
What? She promised
she wouldn't interfere.
345
00:17:22,308 --> 00:17:24,675
Well, she also promised us
a unicorn when we were six.
346
00:17:24,677 --> 00:17:26,978
When was the last time
you went flying on a rainbow?
347
00:17:26,980 --> 00:17:29,580
Look, she knows
our parties stink,
348
00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:31,983
so she's gonna try
to save the day by bringing in that firetruck.
349
00:17:31,985 --> 00:17:34,085
Well, we just have
to find out a way to save the day
350
00:17:34,087 --> 00:17:35,720
before she has to.
351
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:39,323
Booker, I think
we've gotta give our friends what they want.
352
00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:41,492
You mean merge our parties?
353
00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:45,329
Nia, the only reason I wanted
separate parties is because
354
00:17:45,331 --> 00:17:47,131
Curtis and The Guntz
wanted to dance with you.
355
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:51,069
Really? The only reason
I wanted separate parties
356
00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:53,071
is because Zeena
wanted to dance with you.
357
00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:57,475
Zeena? With me?
(laughs, flattered) I can see that.
358
00:17:58,078 --> 00:18:00,161
Ugh.
359
00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:02,245
Uh, anyway, we will just
merge our parties on the roof,
360
00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:04,715
and then we'll lock the doors,
so mom can't get in.
361
00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:09,020
-Seriously, Nia!
People are bleeding in here! -All right, I'm coming.
362
00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:17,462
My babies gonna lock me out?
363
00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:20,098
(high-pitched squeak)
364
00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:22,300
Squeegee man.
365
00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:26,304
¶ ¶
366
00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:32,210
Thanks, Squeegee man!
367
00:18:32,212 --> 00:18:38,282
Okay, everyone!
Let our teenage dance party begin!
368
00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:43,287
(party music playing)
369
00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:54,932
Okay, everyone.
We all know why we're here.
370
00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:58,136
Hey! No one's dancing!
371
00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:07,278
Why are they all sweating?
372
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:11,315
I don't know,
but at least no one's bleeding.
373
00:19:12,085 --> 00:19:14,318
¶ ¶
374
00:19:15,788 --> 00:19:17,822
¶ ¶
375
00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:20,791
W-what's going on?
Why's everyone so nervous?
376
00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:24,262
Good thing we wore
these ties.
377
00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:26,764
Maybe we just need
to break the ice. You know,
378
00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:28,666
-loosen them up a bit.
-Good idea.
379
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:29,934
(clears throat)
380
00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:33,371
Come on, girls.
Let's get it!
381
00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:37,842
Come on, fellas.
Let's show 'em what we're working with.
382
00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:42,413
Ha-ha-ha!
Just like I taught 'em!
383
00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:45,283
(party music)
384
00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:46,851
Ugh!
385
00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:50,087
-This just got weird.
-Little bit.
386
00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:54,392
Come on.
Why are you guys just standing around?
387
00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:57,128
You wanted
a teenage party.
388
00:19:57,130 --> 00:19:59,363
Well, here you go.
389
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,133
You're right.
390
00:20:02,135 --> 00:20:04,435
-Here we go...
-Woo!
391
00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:08,806
Niiiiiiii--
d'a ride home, anybody?
392
00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:09,974
(boys yell out)
393
00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:14,645
I think we're just
gonna grab our stuff from your place and go.
394
00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:17,782
-Wait, no!
-Hold up, guys! Hey!
395
00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:24,155
What? No one is leaving
without tasting my 13-layer birthday cake!
396
00:20:24,157 --> 00:20:28,025
Levi, I feel like you're holding
onto a lot of anger today.
397
00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:30,928
You need to let it out.
So, come on. Jab!
398
00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:35,199
Dumb. Teen. Party.
399
00:20:35,201 --> 00:20:39,103
(ringtone playing)
Raven's calling! Raven's calling!
400
00:20:39,105 --> 00:20:42,673
Ahh!
(in pain) Hey, Raven.
401
00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:46,677
Sebastian, get the cake out,
put the candles on, light 'em,
402
00:20:46,679 --> 00:20:49,447
'cause I'm comin' down to sing
"Happy Birthday" to my babies.
403
00:20:49,449 --> 00:20:52,550
Down from where?!
You're supposed to be in...
404
00:20:52,552 --> 00:20:54,852
here.
405
00:20:54,854 --> 00:20:56,687
Just don't let them leave
before cake.
406
00:20:56,689 --> 00:20:58,623
Okay. Aaaaah!
407
00:20:58,625 --> 00:21:00,825
No, no, no, no, no.
Not my phone, not my phone!
408
00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:04,528
(exclaiming)
409
00:21:04,530 --> 00:21:05,696
Help!
410
00:21:06,532 --> 00:21:08,699
-Hold on, everybody!
-Hey, stop!
411
00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:10,034
You can't leave
without cake.
412
00:21:10,036 --> 00:21:12,336
She made a 13-layer cake.
413
00:21:13,706 --> 00:21:16,374
See? It's got 13 layers
414
00:21:16,376 --> 00:21:20,511
One layer for every year
of your lives.
415
00:21:21,581 --> 00:21:23,648
They're not even
staying for cake.
416
00:21:23,650 --> 00:21:25,716
Could this party
get any worse?
417
00:21:25,718 --> 00:21:27,151
(Raven screams)
418
00:21:27,153 --> 00:21:29,487
Whoa...
was that your--
419
00:21:29,489 --> 00:21:31,989
-Ahh!
-Oh, my gosh, it was!
420
00:21:31,991 --> 00:21:33,524
(party goers scream)
421
00:21:34,494 --> 00:21:35,893
-(Raven screams)
-(mechanical whirring)
422
00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:37,728
(screaming continues)
423
00:21:38,731 --> 00:21:41,565
-Whoa, wait, hey!
-I-I think your mom needs--
424
00:21:41,567 --> 00:21:44,702
Help! Help!
425
00:21:44,704 --> 00:21:49,840
-Somebody should call
the fire department! -Booker and Nia: No!
426
00:21:49,842 --> 00:21:53,344
We mean... no, we'll call.
427
00:21:53,746 --> 00:21:55,613
Help!
428
00:21:55,615 --> 00:21:57,615
Oh, snap!
(screams)
429
00:21:57,617 --> 00:22:00,718
¶ ¶
430
00:22:03,790 --> 00:22:05,389
(gasps)
431
00:22:07,193 --> 00:22:08,793
Oh, we're doin' that?
432
00:22:08,795 --> 00:22:12,496
Oh, I wasn't gonna
pass this up, sweetie.
433
00:22:14,934 --> 00:22:16,867
Thank you for saving me.
434
00:22:16,869 --> 00:22:18,836
All in a day's work.
435
00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:20,855
Hey, kids,
436
00:22:20,856 --> 00:22:22,873
we'll be down at the truck
if anybody wants to come down for a birthday ride.
437
00:22:22,875 --> 00:22:26,610
A firetruck? Are you serious?
438
00:22:26,612 --> 00:22:28,746
That was my vision.
439
00:22:28,748 --> 00:22:31,649
Well, go ahead, Sienna.
440
00:22:31,651 --> 00:22:35,853
I'm sure you want to post
about how this was the worst first teenage party ever.
441
00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:37,621
But, just for the record,
442
00:22:37,623 --> 00:22:39,623
this is not the party
we wanted.
443
00:22:39,625 --> 00:22:40,825
Yeah.
444
00:22:40,827 --> 00:22:43,861
We wanted our mom to plan it,
and for her to be there.
445
00:22:45,331 --> 00:22:46,864
We're sorry, mom.
446
00:22:47,467 --> 00:22:49,967
And we're sorry, too, Levi.
447
00:22:49,969 --> 00:22:51,402
You-you should've been invited.
448
00:22:51,404 --> 00:22:55,239
Thank you. I take back
all the things I mumbled about you.
449
00:22:56,642 --> 00:22:58,142
And I accept
your apology, as well.
450
00:22:58,144 --> 00:23:01,011
And I think
I owe you guys one.
451
00:23:01,013 --> 00:23:04,248
(sighs)
Listen, I know I always call you my baby.
452
00:23:04,250 --> 00:23:07,952
And, since you're 13,
I know I probably have to let you grow up sometime, right?
453
00:23:08,821 --> 00:23:10,388
Thank you, Mom.
454
00:23:12,492 --> 00:23:14,225
You know what I think?
455
00:23:14,227 --> 00:23:17,161
I think we're all trying to
grow up just a little too fast.
456
00:23:17,163 --> 00:23:20,398
And a firetruck ride just
might be the fun we need.
457
00:23:21,501 --> 00:23:22,666
Wow.
458
00:23:22,668 --> 00:23:24,402
That's really mature of you.
459
00:23:24,404 --> 00:23:26,637
That's really, really
mature of you.
460
00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:28,706
So, who's with me?
461
00:23:28,708 --> 00:23:31,509
He's right!
We're not teenagers yet.
462
00:23:31,511 --> 00:23:33,677
Yeah. I mean,
we're still on the cusp.
463
00:23:33,679 --> 00:23:35,679
I'm on the cusp of the cusp.
464
00:23:35,681 --> 00:23:37,848
-I get to ring the bell!
-I get to work the siren!
465
00:23:37,850 --> 00:23:39,750
Finally, something postable!
466
00:23:39,752 --> 00:23:43,687
-(squealing) Are you getting it?
Are you getting it? -Oh, yeah.
467
00:23:43,689 --> 00:23:46,757
Oh, 'cause these are the moments
a mother doesn't want to miss.
468
00:23:46,759 --> 00:23:48,526
Come on, Mom,
you're missing it.
469
00:23:48,528 --> 00:23:50,628
(high-pitched scream)
470
00:23:52,565 --> 00:23:54,899
¶ ¶
471
00:23:54,901 --> 00:23:54,932
-(Raven chuckles)
-(indistinct chatter)
472
00:23:54,982 --> 00:23:59,532
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