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♪♪

♪ ♪

Hey, what it do, Coach Spitz?

I don't know what "it do,"

but you need to pay more attention in English class.

Exactly. So, Coach Spitz, what that sign-up sheet be?

-(laughter) -You see what I did there?

Sadly, I did.

It's for my new play.

It's the story of a boy whose dreams

of becoming a famous horse jockey are dashed

when he had a growth spurt

and wound up six-foot-five.

I call it Spitz! The Musical.

A musical?

About you?

Yep. It's full of memorable moments,

like when I stand in front of the jockey committee and say,

"I'm not too big.

Those horses are too small!"

Do they get bigger horses?

Nope, they fired me.

So, I took up basketball and learned to rap.

Which is why my show is about a basketball player who learns to rap.

A basketball player who can rap?

I was born to play that part!

So how about we save us both the time and cast me as the lead.

What you say, Coach?

I say, see ya at the audition.

Yes. Yes, you will!

Basketball skills?

-Really? -And rapping? You can't even wrap a gift.

What do you think, Levi?

My mom always says, "If you don't have anything

nice to say, don't say anything at all."

So...

Okay...

♪ ♪

Man, this is my chance. Nah, ha.

I want this. Uh.

♪ It's my turn now, and I'm ready to shine ♪

♪ So y'all can sit down, 'cause this role is mine ♪

♪ I've been dreaming 'bout this since before I could rhyme ♪

♪ And we all know my name will look good in lights, wooo ♪

♪ No one's got the swag like me ♪

♪ Fame is my destiny ♪

♪ And I know Spitz wrote the scene ♪

♪ But the spotlight'll be on me ♪

♪ It's my turn to shine, it's my turn to flow ♪

♪ It's my turn to show everybody what I know ♪

♪ 'Cause I want this, yeah ♪

♪ 'Cause I want this ♪

♪ It's my turn to fly, it's my turn to go ♪

♪ It's my turn to prove to everybody it's my show ♪

♪ 'Cause I want this, yeah ♪

♪ I really want this ♪

♪ Man, I want this! ♪

(school bell rings)

Oh!

Here's that dime I was looking for!

You see? I-I want this.

♪ Ay, Raven's Home: Remix ♪

-♪ Re-remix, uh ♪ -(laughter)

♪ ♪

"Spitz, you just too darn big to be a jockey."

"I'm not too big!

Those horses are too small!"

That was amazing, Booker. Or should I say "Denzel"?

You should definitely say "Booker."

Okay, lucky people,

I've been trying out my new juicer,

and I just made some delicious turnip juice.

And I really think you're gonna love it. I'm gonna go get some more.

-Okay. -Okay.

Put it in the cup. Hurry, hurry, hurry.

Ah!

It looks like it was a hit! Who's ready for round two?

-Mmm! -Oh, you still?

Okay, well, help yourself, huh?

Ugh!

You ain't the only one who can act, bruh.

Hey, I have to rap for my audition.

I memorized it. Wanna hear?

-Of course we do! -I'd rather drink that juice.

♪ Like an all-star top ten ending ♪

♪ Fake left, step back ♪

♪ Then it went in! ♪

♪ No! Can't handle my handles ♪

♪ Three-point shot! ♪

Stop.

No, it's definitely "shot."

No, it's definitely "stop." That was really bad.

On the bright side, you just shattered all kinds of stereotypes.

It sounded so much better in my head.

Don't listen to the Booker-haters, sweetie.

You are going to nail the lead in that musical.

Thanks, Mom. When I get famous,

I'm gonna buy you something real shiny.

Oh, it doesn't have to be shiny, baby.

It just needs to have four bedrooms.

(whooshing)

I have no choice.

You're out of the play!

(whooshing)

Guys,

I just had a vision Coach Spitz kicked me out of the play.

Maybe he had a vision of you rapping.

Well, there goes my chance at fame and fortune.

Chin up, big guy. Just find someone

who can teach you how to hoop and rap.

Levi, where am I gonna find someone

who's good at hooping and rapping?

I think our building just threw up on me.

Hey! Is that my turnip--

(stammers) Scatter, scatter!

♪ ♪

Okay, ninth time's the charm.

We'll come back to shooting.

-Lemme hear your rap. -All right.

Okay, but before you start, rap is about flow.

You gotta feel it. Even when you come off the top like...

hold on, someone, gimme a beat.

Uh, Uh, ahem...

♪ My name is Tess 'cause I'm testing ya ♪

♪ Rhymes so sick they be better than the rest of ya ♪

♪ My flow is smooth like his head, twist you up like her dreads ♪

♪ I'd be happy to repeat it, but you heard what I said, uh ♪

♪ So get your umbrellas 'bout to make it rain threes ♪

♪ My shots so cold, I could make the rim freeze, uh ♪

Impressive. You got rap skills and a killer jump shot.

Reminds me of myself when I was your age.

Too bad you're not right for a part in my play.

Excuse me, Coach? What'd you just say?

I usually don't listen to myself when I talk.

You're gonna have to refresh my memory.

You just said that Tess can't be in your play because she's not a boy.

Oh. Sounds right.

-Just let it go, Nia. It's all good. -No!

Actually, it's not all good.

Look, you saw it yourself. She's got skills, so...

why can't Tess try out for your play?

Spitz! is the story of my life on a boys' team.

-There were no girls. -But Tess deserves a shot.

The only part in my play for girls is cheerleader...

or my mother.

But I promised that to my mother. So... cheerleader.

No.

It's ball player...

or nothing.

-I can't believe he chose nothing. -It's cool, Nia.

I ball for fun.

I don't need to be in his lame play.

But you deserve to be.

Tess, you're better than any of those boys.

Seriously, don't make such a big deal out of this.

I'm good.

See ya tomorrow?

See you tomorrow.

-Bye. -Bye.

Hey, Nia, listen, um...

I wasn't eavesdroppin', but I was ear hustlin'. And...

I can't believe you're just going to accept Coach Spitz's decision.

-There's nothing I can do. -Excuse me?!

You are your mother's child.

What you do is you do like me

and you do not take "no" for an answer.

-Yeah, you're right, Mom. -I know I am.

-I'm gonna fight. -There you go!

I'm not gonna take "no" for an answer!

-Preach! -Yes! So you'll come with me!

No. 'Cause I have to get my nails done. But after this moment,

you do not take "no" for an answer.

-Yes! -Get 'em, girl!

♪ ♪

♪ Like an all-star ♪

♪ Top ten ending ♪

Umm... ♪ Fake left step... ♪

(imitates record scratching)

Next!

-Go get 'em. -Okay.

-Let's go. -Okay.

(Booker laughs awkwardly)

Hey, Coach. I'm wearing old-school gear

like you did when you played in the '70s.

And, action.

♪ Like an all-star top ten ending ♪

♪ Fake left, step back then it went in ♪

♪ No! Can't handle my handles ♪

♪ Three point shot ♪

Okay. Now, let's see those handles.

(grunts and groans)

Next!

We got next.

Cheerleader auditions are tomorrow.

We didn't come here to be cheerleaders.

We came to remind you of the opportunity that you're passing up.

♪ Hard work's always faceless ♪

♪ Doesn't matter what your gender or race is ♪

♪ Show me someone who is better ♪ -♪ Better ♪

♪ And we can watch him when he crumbles under pressure ♪

♪ Coach, you got a story ♪

♪ It's something for the whole wide world ♪

♪ No guts, no glory ♪

♪ The best man for the job's my girl ♪

♪ All I'm asking is you open your mind ♪

♪ Do the right thing ♪

♪ And give Tess a try, 'cause ♪

♪ We didn't come here to cheer ♪

♪ We came to lead, we're right here ♪

♪ So open your eyes and see ♪

♪ She could be legendary ♪

♪ She could be legendary ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, just open your eyes and see ♪

♪ You could be legendary ♪

(basketball bouncing)

♪ ♪

And last but not least.

The part of Coach Spitz goes to...

Booker!

-Yes! -Yes! (laughs)

Move out of the way.

So I can look her in the eyes when I say, Tess...

you're playing Spitz!

♪ ♪

I made a pie, I made a pie, I made a pie.

(Chelsea squeals)

Look at my celebration pie.

Because my baby Booker's gonna be the lead in the school musical.

Oh, I know. Hey! Speaking of the musical,

you know, the school called and asked

if I would handle refreshments at the show.

-Really? -Yeah.

What you gonna serve?

My turnip juice. You know, the one you love.

And in keeping with the hip-hop theme,

I'm calling it "Turnip for What."

No, you're not.

-Hey, Aunt Chels. Hey, Mom. -Hey, boo.

So, I didn't take "no" for an answer.

Tess will be making her acting debut in Spitz! The Musical.

-Atta girl! -Hey, Levi. How was your day?

-A lot better than his. -Aw, sweetheart, what's wrong?

-I didn't get the part. -What? What?

That's impossible! Who got it?

Tess did...

thanks to Nia.

Why did you have to push so hard to get Tess to try out?

I'm sorry, Booker, but I was following some pretty good advice.

Whose advice was that?

(stammering) You want some pie?

Really, Mom?

I'm too upset to eat.

Chels, did you hear that? My baby's too upset to eat.

Well, he did take a cookie.

One cookie, Chels.

(choking up) My baby's broken.

I don't know what I'm gonna do.

I mean, on one hand,

I'm really, really happy that Nia asserted herself.

But on the other hand, I wish it didn't have to be at Booker's expense.

So what're you gonna do?

Well...

I'm gonna do what any mother would do.

I'm gonna go to that school tomorrow.

I'm gonna march to Coach Spitz's face, and I'm gonna say...

Hey, Coach Spitz, hi.

Oh, I love pie! I love apple, cherry, sweet potato.

I bet you do, huh.

♪ Keep looking at this pie, I bet you want a piece ♪

♪ Give me one good reason why my baby ain't the lead? ♪

-♪ Okay, your baby can't act ♪ -What?!

♪ He can't shoot and he sure can't rap ♪

♪ Well if you really want a slice, I'll bet you'll get past that ♪

♪ 'Cause you ain't never had something so good ♪

♪ Hot and fresh out of the oven ♪

♪ Honey, you ain't getting nothin' ♪

♪ I said hey ♪ -♪ Hey! ♪

♪ Testify, if you want a piece of this pie ♪

♪ I said hey ♪ -♪ Hey! ♪

♪ You better make it right ♪

♪ If you want a piece of this pie ♪

♪ You better let my baby shine ♪

♪ Or you'll get no key lime ♪

♪ I said hey ♪ -♪ Hey! ♪

♪ Testify, if you want a piece of this pie ♪

♪ Now if he's not the lead, what part can he play? ♪

♪ Uh, I could give him front row seats? ♪

-♪ No pie! ♪ -♪ How about something behind the scenes? ♪

-♪ No pie! ♪ -♪ Just a little piece? ♪

-♪ No pie! ♪ -♪ Pretty, pretty please? ♪

♪ No pie! ♪

♪ I got it! He can play a tree! ♪

♪ Mmmm, you don't want no pie ♪

♪ You ain't never had something so good ♪

♪ Hot and fresh out of the oven ♪

♪ Honey, you ain't getting nothin' ♪

♪ I said hey! ♪ Whoo!

♪ ♪

♪ Sweet potato, cherry, lemon, apple strudel ♪

♪ Each one is delicious, but there's nothing for you though! ♪

♪ I said hey ♪ -♪ Hey! ♪

♪ Testify, if you want a piece of this pie ♪

♪ I said hey ♪ -♪ Hey! ♪

♪ You better make it right, if you want a piece of this pie ♪

♪ You better let my baby shine ♪

♪ Or you'll get no key lime ♪

♪ I said hey ♪ -♪ Hey! ♪

♪ Testify, if you want a piece of this pie ♪

♪ I got it. He can play Ref Number One ♪

-♪ Any lines? ♪ -♪ He's got a whistle! ♪

♪ No pie! ♪

♪ How many times does he blow it? ♪

♪ It's for showing, not blowing ♪

-♪ No pie! ♪ -♪ All right, one ♪

♪ Okay, two gut-wrenching whistles ♪

♪ Now you get a piece, now you get a piece ♪

♪ Now, you get a piece of this pie ♪

Booker is gonna be the best Ref Number One

in the history of Ref Number Ones. (squeals)

♪ ♪

Are you really okay not being in the play?

I was kind of counting on this role making me famous.

I guess I don't need this list of things you're gonna buy us.

Goodbye vacation home we never use but are rich enough to have.

Booker, start rehearsing!

Spitz says you're back in the play!

He did? But I had a vision I was kicked out of the play.

You did?

(whooshing)

(chanting) Booker! Booker! Booker!

(whooshing)

Well, I just had my own vision.

And not only are you in the play,

but you get a standing ovation!

I do?! Cool! So am I playing Spitz?

No. Ref Number One.

-Do I have any lines? -You got a whistle.

-Do I blow it? -Twice!

Nice! Looks like Booker's train to fame is back on track.

Make that two vacation homes we never use

but are rich enough to have.

Make it three. Hey, hey, Chels!

You want a vacation home you'll never use?!

Chelsea: Can I get one I do use?!

No!

So ungrateful.

♪ ♪

Welcome to tonight's performance of Spitz! The Musical.

Although, it should be called Ref Number One-derful. But, you know.

Hope we juiced enough turnips, Levi.

I'm expecting a huge rush at intermission.

(blows whistle twice)

(blows whistle twice)

So, Tess, how's it feel to be playing a part that was written for a boy?

-Well, I feel-- -She's thrilled. Women have been denied

these opportunities for far too long and we say, "No more."

That's awesome.

Are there any other causes on the horizon?

-Oh-- -We've been so busy with this one.

But you can bet wherever there's an injustice,

we'll be right there to take it on.

Wow. So, Tess, what's it like to be the face of a movement?

-Well, I-- -She is thrilled. It has always been our dream.

Places, everybody.

This has always been my dream.

-You got this. -I got this.

♪ I got this, yeah I got this ♪

♪ It's almost time, the curtain's 'bout to fall ♪

♪ Said my lines a thousand times ♪

♪ And they know that this girl can ball, yep ♪

♪ Done this before, this ain't really nothing new ♪

♪ Anybody keep the score they know I don't ever lose, nope ♪

♪ Okay, okay, this really ain't a big deal ♪

♪ It's just a play, so I just need to keep it real ♪

♪ Ignore distractions 'cause this is my passion ♪

♪ Soon as Spitz says action I'm Lebron James and I'm rapping ♪

♪ This is my moment it's my time to own it ♪

♪ I'm so lit, don't need assists and in a minute I'll be Spitz ♪

♪ C'mon, girl it's time to prove it ♪

♪ It's just a couple lines and some music ♪

♪ Let's show them all a girl can do it ♪

♪ You 'bout to be the face of a movement ♪

(trumpet fanfare)

Oh, no. She's freezing up!

The bright lights are too much for her.

-Time out! -Raven: Hey!

This ain't a game, you can't call time out.

Yes, I can. I'm the director!

Tess, you're my Spitz.

-What are you doing out there? -I'm sorry, Coach, I choked.

I have no choice.

-You're out of the play. -What?

That was my vision.

-I guess it wasn't me. -Okay, good. Now's your chance.

You're the only one who knows this part, Booker.

Put it on.

-You're going in. -(Raven squeals)

My baby's gonna be a star! (screams)

My baby's gonna be a star!

♪ ♪

Chelsea: Hey everyone!

Come try our Turnip For What juice.

It's packed with vitamins.

This doesn't seem like a "packed with vitamins" kind of crowd.

I think we need a better sales pitch.

You're right, honey.

I got this.

♪ I was once a lost and thirsty girl ♪

♪ Until I found the most enchanting drink in the world ♪

♪ Levi, holla at 'em ♪

-♪ What's crisp? Ice cold like a glacier? -♪ Turnip juice ♪

♪ What's the perfect texture and flavor? -♪ Turnip juice ♪

♪ Store it in your purse, still good later ♪

♪ Take it home for your next-door neighbor ♪

-♪ C'mon get this party started ♪ -♪ What you say? ♪

-♪ Fresh veggies from my garden ♪ -♪ Leggo ♪

-♪ It's an organic bargain healthy for the heart ♪ -♪ Yes ♪

-♪ If you got a passion for some blended action ♪ -♪ Yes, sing it ♪

♪ Follow your attraction to our little ♪

♪ Booth ♪

♪ If you got a craving that's driving you crazy ♪

♪ Have you thought that maybe you just need some juice ♪

♪ Come and get some juice, juice ♪

♪ Turnip juice, uh ♪

♪ Come and get some juice, juice ♪

♪ Turnip juice ♪

♪ Juice... ♪ (vocalizing)

♪ Juice! ♪

(all spitting)

No refunds.

♪ ♪

Tess, what are you doing? Everyone's counting on you.

Yeah, that's the problem.

♪ I don't want another shot, if you'd just listen ♪

♪ I don't think I even wanted to audition ♪

♪ Wait, I don't understand what you're saying ♪

♪ Tess, you're so good, why would you just waste it? ♪

♪ Girl, you can do your thing! No one's better ♪

♪ Yeah maybe, but now there's so much pressure ♪

♪ Tess, this is your dream, I'm just trying to be supportive ♪

♪ No, Nia, this is what you've always wanted ♪

♪ I never saw your side of the story ♪

♪ Now I know and I'm really sorry ♪

♪ So let's swear we'll make this right ♪

♪ And never ever be so blind ♪

♪ There's more than just my side to the story ♪

♪ A point of view I can't keep ignoring ♪

♪ So let's swear we'll always try ♪

♪ To take the time to see things eye to eye ♪

♪ I'm so proud and you look so handsome ♪

♪ Break a leg, get the audience standing ♪

♪ What if I'm not meant for the spotlight? ♪

♪ 'Cause something deep down doesn't feel right ♪

♪ I appreciate the way you're always on my team ♪

♪ Don't worry 'cause my vision's right ♪

♪ Why does it feel so wrong to me? ♪

Mom, what if your vision is wrong?

Wrong? Me? About a vision?

Yeah. Mine was wrong.

My visions are accurate,

so get on that stage and get us our standing ovation.

No, Mom. I gotta go with my gut on this one.

♪ I only saw my side of the story ♪

♪ Guess I got caught up in the glory ♪

♪ And I swear I'll make this right ♪

♪ How could I have been so blind? ♪

♪ There's more than just one side to the story ♪

♪ A point of view I can't keep ignoring ♪

♪ And I swear, I'll always try to take the time ♪

♪ To see things eye to eye ♪

Tess, I think this belongs to you.

But it's your shot to be famous.

(sighs) I thought so, too,

until I realized Nia was right.

Tess, you're a great rapper and baller.

-You deserve to wear this. -I don't know.

I do. Take it.

-Thanks, Book. -Now, let's get out there, and show 'em what we got!

-Okay. -Great, you're here.

What are you doing with my jersey?

I'm playing you. And I'll make you proud, Coach.

I know you will. You're the best version of me I could've ever hoped for.

Time in!

Good luck!

(cheering and applause)

♪ ♪

♪ Like an all-star top ten ending ♪

♪ Fake left, step back then it went in ♪

♪ No! Can't handle my handles ♪

♪ Three-point shot and one, blow the whistle ♪

♪ Hey, it was a journey but I made it ♪

♪ Uh, now it's time for celebration ♪

♪ Hard work and dedication no intimidation talkin' 'bout greatness ♪

♪ Replay the moment I know I owned it ♪

♪ I took the shot I beat the clock ♪

-♪ Scored in slow motion ♪ -♪ Slow motion ♪

♪ Replay the moment over and over ♪

♪ Now I'm on top, I can't be stopped ♪

♪And you can quote it ♪

♪ So replay the moment ♪

♪ ♪

Go Booker, go! (squealing)

-♪ Now everybody say win, win ♪ -♪ Win! Win! ♪

-♪ Spitz! Spitz! -♪ Spitz! Spitz! ♪

-♪ Win! Win! ♪ -♪ Win! Win! ♪

-♪ Spitz! Spitz! -♪ Spitz! Spitz! ♪

♪ Replay the moment I know I owned it ♪

♪ I took the shot I beat the clock Scored in slow motion ♪

♪ Replay the moment over and over ♪

♪ Now I'm on top I can't be stopped And you can quote it ♪

♪ So replay the moment ♪

(cheering)

That was beautiful.

-Booker was great. -And so was Tess.

I am so happy you had her back.

Who knew I could be so pushy?

Well, did you learn anything?

Yeah, I learned that I'm more like you than I actually thought.

That's my baby.

(grunts)

Hey! Now no one can get any juice!

All: Booker! Booker! Booker! Booker! Booker!

Booker! Booker! Booker! Booker!

Well, at least my vision came true.

Hey! After party at our house!

(cheering)

♪ Replay the moment I know I owned it ♪

♪ I took the shot I beat the clock Scored in slow motion ♪

♪ Replay the moment over and over ♪

♪ Now I'm on top I can't be stopped And you can quote it ♪

♪ So replay the moment ♪

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