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"Raven's Home" was filmed in front of a live studio audience.

- Oh, good morning, Nia. - Huh!

Wow. Somebody is in a good mood.

Oh, of course. Why wouldn't I be?

I woke up, and I was still... me.

What's it like to wake up you?

- Well... - You know what?

Don't answer that. It'll just bring me down.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, you're definitely still you.

Right down to those two little hairs on your chin.

Hey, Mr Patel isn't here yet.

Hopefully, we have a sub.

Ooh, I love subs.

Especially a fat, Italian one.

He's talking about a teacher.

So am I.

Remember Mr. Rotundi?

I loved that chubby guy!

I'm sure that Jackson's dad is doing the best thing for his family,

but we do not have milkshakes for breakfast.

Gabriel...

Well, then maybe you should just go live at Jackson's house.

Look, we'll talk about this later.

Love you!

Say it back.

Say it back!

He said it.

He didn't say it.

Uh, Mr. Patel, are you okay?

Yep, totally fine. That's what happens

when your kid doesn't appreciate what you do for a living,

and he thinks you're ruining his life,

because you're "just a teacher,"

who won't let him have a milkshake for breakfast.

I mean, who even does that?

I had a chocolate chip protein shake this morning.

Ooh, I had a root beer float.

Anyone else?

Well, why don't you all just go live at Jackson's house?

You know what? No assignment.

Instead of your next test, I want everyone to do a project

on what your parents do for a living,

so that you can learn to appreciate them more.

Any questions?

Yeah. Isn't this math class?

Shh!

A math assignment with no math?

It's the only kind of math I'm good at.

? Oh! ?

? Yo, let me tell you somethin' ?

? Had my vision all worked out ?

- ? But then life had other plans ? - ? Tell 'em, Rae ?

? It's crazy when things turn upside down ?

? But ya gotta get up and take that chance ?

? Maybe I'm just finding my way ? ? Learning how to fly ?

? Yeah, we're gonna be ok ?

? It might be wild, but ya know that we make it work ?

? We're just kids caught up in a crazy world ?

- ? C'mon! ? - ? It's Raven's Home ?

- ? We get loud! ? - ? It's Raven's Home ?

? It's our crowd! ?

? Might be tough, but together we make it look good ?

? Down for each other like family should ?

? It's Raven's Home ?

? When it's tough ? ? It's Raven's Home ?

- ? We got love ? - ? 'Cause no matter the weather, ?

? Ya know we gon' shine ?

? There for each other, ya know it's our time ? *RAVEN'S HOME*

? Ah, ha, hah! ?

Yep! That's us.

*RAVEN'S HOME* Season 02 Episode 11

Episode Title : "The Most Interesting Mom In The World"

Man, sitting in that Scut car all day has not been kind to my behind.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah!

Work that Scut glute! Yeah!

- Great news, Mom. - Yes, sweetie?

We have to do a report for school on your career

- and how much we appreciate it. - A report? On me?

Yeah, and we were thinking we'd interview you on camera

and make, like, this cool video presentation.

Of me?

- On camera? - Yeah.

I gotta check my schedule, but the only thing

I gotta do is my hair. I gotta do my hair!

Levi, guess what!

I'm gonna be on TV!

TV? That's nothing.

You're gonna be on Tokyo.

What do you mean?

Check this out.

Cool! How'd you do that?

It's this new app that green-screens people onto silly backgrounds.

Now, you're Bookerzilla.

Whoa! Yo, I'm huge.

Hey, look at me crush this building.

Booker, Booker, focus.

Now, what we need to crush is our project.

I'm thinking that we should do our interview on Mom's fashion career.

- Clothes? Seriously? - Yeah.

No way. We should definitely do it on Mom's Scut driving.

I mean, that's the exciting stuff,

the interesting people she meets,

the stories, the adventures.

No, no. I think Mom following her dreams

of becoming a fashion designer is way more exciting.

Well, right now, I have a dream,

and it's to get a good grade in math.

I have a dream that my brother would use a glass.

Now, come on, Booker. This project has to be better than Zeena's.

Oh! Now I get it.

Looks like someone got Zeena-ed.

Yeah, big-time, but she's about to get Nia-ed right in the project.

Why do you let her get under your skin so much?

I'm just so tired of her being all,

"I woke up, and I was me.

"I'm a better stepper,

and my project is gonna be the best one in class."

Well, this time, my project is gonna be better than hers.

So, now it's your project?

Well, I clearly have the better take on it.

Oh, no, no, no. See, Booker is not having that.

So, so you're gonna go all third person on me?

'Cause Nia is not having that.

Ooh, Levi is enjoying this.

I'm gonna make you sumo wrestlers.

You know, Booker thinks maybe we should just do our projects separately.

Finally, something that Nia agrees with.

- Mm-hmm. - Here.

Wait. Come back.

I need you to bump your bellies.

I'm Booker Baxter-Carter, and my project is

on my mom and her amazing, incredible Scut career.

So, Mom, tell us what it's really like to be a Scut driver.

Well, first, my app tells me when someone needs a ride.

Yeah?

And then, I pick them up.

Go on.

And then I drive them to their destination.

And then?

And then, I drop them off.

And then?

And then, and then,

and then, I do it all over again.

But you have exciting conversations

with exciting people on the way, though, right?

Oh! Oh, yes. Yes!

Just yesterday, I picked up a police officer

whose squad car was broken down.

Yes! Yes! And then you two, uh, spotted a crime,

got into a high-speed chase,

ended in you tackling the perps?

No, I just dropped him off at the police station.

? ?

So, Mom, tell us about your incredible passion for fashion.

Well...

there's a dream in every seam.

I scratch my creative itch with every stitch.

I'm hoping to make a lot of bread with every thread.

Okay, that's enough of rhyming.

You started it.

Do you want me to start over?

No, no, no. We're just setting to the good stuff.

So, Mom, in simple, non-rhyming words,

tell us what the most exciting part

of the creative process is for you.

The most exciting part of the design process

is when I get my first inspiration.

And for me, that's color,

you know, and all of its endless possibilities.

- Here comes the good stuff. - First, you have,

you got red, orange, yellow,

green, blue, indigo, violet.

And that's just ROY-G-BIV.

Girrrl...

don't even get me started on the tertiary colors.

Bam!

Khaki, brown, puce, mauve, light mauve...

Goldenrod, cerulean, light cerulean,

- chartreuse... - Okay, I get it!

There are a lot of colors.

I'm-I'm sorry. Just when do we get to the good stuff,

like a fashion show, a piece of clothing, a sock, anything?

Oh, well, sweetheart, the finished product

is just the tip of the design iceberg.

The excitement is in the details

and all of the hard work that goes into it,

which, I must say,

brings me... to fabric.

You got suede, leather, silk, satin,

cotton, poly, poly-cotton, cotton-poly blend,

wool, wool-poly-cotton blend, poly-cotton-wool blend,

denim, light denim, black denim, funky denim...

And then, I do it all over again.

Knock, knock.

'Sup?

'Sup?

How's your, uh, project coming along?

Oh, great. Great. Couldn't be better. How about yours?

Uh, amazing.

So, uh, you're gonna be able to raise your math grade

without doing any math?

Yep, easy A.

And your project is gonna put a whooping on Zeena?

- Big-time. - Okay. Okay.

All right, good.

- Please help me! - My project stinks!

What? But Mom's fashion career

has to be more exciting than her Scut job.

Did you know that there's a color called light cerulean?

Yeah, it's, like, a blue, right?

Then just say "blue"!

How did both of our projects turn out so boring?

I don't know. Let's just hope

that everybody else's projects are just as boring.

Yeah, I heard The Guntz's mom is a baker.

I mean, that sounds like a recipe for boring.

Yeah.

Your mom's cannolis

are like a creamy cloud of heaven

tucked into a fried angel wing.

And for my presentation tomorrow,

I'm also gonna show a clip of my mom winning Pastry Chef Throwdown,

where yo not only have to out-bake your opponents,

you have to out-wrestle them!

Guntz's mom is pretty jacked.

Cannolis and wrestling. Nobody could have seen that coming.

That doesn't mean that Zeena's project is gonna be any good.

Woo!

Sounds like it's not that great.

My dad is a Polynesian dance instructor.

So, you're just gonna show a video tomorrow, right?

Oh, no. That was my brother.

He's gonna come in, and we're gonna do a live performance,

fire knife, uli uli, the whole bit.

Of course you are.

I'm so over her uli uli.

Okay, don't overreact.

Their projects may be better than ours,

way, way, way better,

but it's not like people are gonna be laughing at us.

What did you see?

People are gonna be laughing at us.

I feel so cerulean right now.

Just say "blue."

Okay, okay. Point two-nine...

times 26

equals...

one.

More answer I don't know.

- Booker, we need to solve this problem. - Yes! Yes, thank you!

Then, um... Then all the other problems on the page too.

Let's start... -Not your homework. Our projects, okay?

We need to join forces and figure this out.

Are those The Guntz's mom's cannolis?

They were all I could think about.

She also made eclairs and napoleons.

The Guntz's house is like a cream-filled paradise.

I never wanted to leave.

I don't get it. Our mom has two jobs.

Why can't at least one of them be cream-filled?

- Yes! - What?

This cannoli just won a gold medal in bobsledding. Wanna see?

Wait. Wait. That's it.

If Levi's greenscreen app can make a cannoli look exciting,

we can use it to make Mom's jobs look exciting.

Or give her new ones.

? ?

Mom's coming!

Yes!

Finished my power walk.

Now, it's time for my power nap.

What you doing, Booker?

The curtain rod fell and rolled all the way over here.

That seems impossible.

I know, right?

Anyway, I've been trying to hang it back up,

but it's just so darn heavy.

You got your daddy's muscles.

It's okay, sweetheart.

I got you.

Oh, yeah!

That's not too heavy for you, Mom?

It's not heavy at all. Light as a feather.

Perfect.

Mom is on her way up.

- Ready, Tess? - Ready!

Hi, sweetie. Booker said you needed my help?

Yeah, I'm supposed to be watching Wynia's dog for her

while she runs a couple errands.

But, um, he wants to play, and I think I'm allergic.

Oh, okay. Well, it's okay. I'll watch the little cutie. What's his name?

His name is Bull, and he loves this game

where you wear this beret and neck scarf

as you run, and he chases you

while you say, "Bull can't catch me." Wanna try?

That's oddly specific, sweetheart.

- But, um, sure, I'll do it. - Okay.

Bull can't catch me!

Bull can't catch me!

Bull can't catch me!

Bull can't catch me!

He's loving t.

Bull can't catch me!

Bull can't catch me!

Why are you smearing your mom's favorite jam on the counter?

You know what?

Don't tell me. I wanna be surprised.

Quiet. Here she comes.

Hey, Mom, will you settle an argument between me and Levi?

Yeah, sure. He's smarter. You're prettier.

Anything else?

Do you like this music?

Oh.

I like that. I like...

Hey! What's this all over my counter?

Y'all see this?

This is my favorite jam!

Hey, uh, what's that?

I said, "This is my favorite jam!"

Oh, it's sticky, sticky, sticky, sticky.

And... done.

In a sea of amazing parents,

one mom arises above the rest.

She's not only a professional weight lifter.

No, not heavy at all. Light as a feather.

She also writes books on exotic thrill-seeking.

Bull can't catch me!

And she's the greatest DJ of her g-g-generation.

This is my favorite jam!

Sticky, sticky, sticky, sticky.

Our mom, Raven Baxter,

is the most interesting mom in the world.

- And we appreciate her for it. - And we appreciate her for it.

- We did it! - Yes! We did it!

Hey! Break it down! Work it out! Hey! What we celebrating?

We finished our video,

and it's amazing.

- I wanna see it! - You wanna what now?

- I wanna see it. - What-What...

You don't need to see it,

- because you... you lived it. - Yeah.

You know what? You're right. I don't need to see it.

I'm gonna wait and enjoy it like everybody else in class tomorrow.

- What? - What? - What? - What?

You didn't think I was gonna miss your presentation, did you?

Bu-But, Mom, no other parents are coming.

Then you should consider yourselves lucky.

I can't wait for tomorrow.

You guys are in quite a... quite a jam.

It's sticky, sticky, sticky.

Are you guys proud of yourselves?

- Yep. - Little bit.

All right, did you guys make fake Scut requests,

so Mom'll be too busy driving to make it to our presentation?

- No, but Mark Gerbler did. - Who's Mark Gerbler?

I made him up. But he lives in Skokie and wants to go to the zoo.

And Captain Meryl Von ThirstinQuencher of Oak Park

has a very important meeting uptown.

Weird but effective.

Just make sure you guys keep up your end of the bargain.

Fine, you can have Nia's cannoli.

And mine.

Thank you.

My father is a Polynesian dance instructor,

and I appreciate that he passed on these traditions to me and my brother.

Thank you.

You hear that, Gabriel?

Someone appreciates her father.

All right, Booker and Nia, you're up next.

In a sea of amazing parents,

one mom arises above the rest.

She's not only a professional weight lifter...

Bull can't catch me!

And she's the greatest DJ of her g-g-generation.

No, not heavy at all. Light as a feather.

She also writes books on exotic thrill-seeking.

This is my favorite jam!

Sticky, sticky, sticky, sticky.

This was my vision.

What happened?

Uh, Mr. Patel, can we please have a moment

to sort out our technical difficulties?

If that's what you're calling them, sure.

Something must have happened to our video

when we transferred it from Levi's phone. Call him.

Okay.

Hey, wait. I have a voicemail from Mom.

Why don't I have a voicemail from Mom?

Aw, really? We gonna do this now?

Face it.

I'm her go-to guy.

Booker, I couldn't get through to Nia,

so make sure she hears this.

Huh.

Really?

You let The Guntz go while we were in the hall?

Don't worry. We saved you some cann...

Gabriel!

Anyway, did you fix your presentation?

Actually, we did.

And it's not fancy, but we're proud of it.

Does it come with dessert?

What part of "not fancy" didn't you understand, Curtis?

Anyway...

we made that fake video

because we thought our mom's job was boring.

But after we heard what just happened to her,

we realize that her job isn't boring at all.

You see, a little while ago, she was driving her Scut...

Okay, is any one of you

Captain Meryl Von ThirstinQuencher from Oak Park?

Oh, hopefully, this person doesn't cancel on me.

Hello, my name is Raven.

I will be your Scut driver...

Hey.

What's your name?

- Andrew. - Hi, Andrew.

Uh, you know, you seem a little young

to be riding in a Scut by yourself.

Where are your parents?

At home.

I'm going to my grandma's. It's more fun there.

She lets me put chocolate milk in my cereal.

Ooh! Grandma living on the edge!

So...

So, how long do you plan on staying at your grandma's for?

- Ever. - That's a long time.

Yeah, well, ever since my baby sister came home,

it's all about her.

"Turn your video game down. You'll wake the baby."

"Don't cough near the baby."

"Don't use that language in front of the baby."

Sounds like that baby is out to get you.

Taking all your parents' time and attention away from you.

- She is. - And running away

to go live with your grandma, that'll show them!

- Sure will. - Yeah, it will.

That way, you never have to see your annoying baby sister again,

your friends...

I don't know. Your dog if you have one.

- I do. Kirby. - Yep, never see him again.

And of course, your parents won't be able to spend much time with you

if you live at your grandma's.

- They won't? - No.

I...

I think I wanna go home.

Well, good thing we never left.

- You're good. - I know I'm good.

I'm a mom. That's what we do.

Come on. I'll walk you to the door.

- I wanna meet Kirby. - Thanks.

Hey! Hey! Don't forget to give me a good rating.

So, even though our mom's jobs may seem boring...

Like when she's designing an outfit and debates a color choice

for hours, and hours, and hours.

Or when she's picking up Scut passengers

and dropping them off for hours, and hours, and hours.

It's all those little, boring details

that, um, are the building blocks for success.

Today, that attention to detail helped our mom notice a pillow in a backpack.

And that boring detail saved a kid from making a big mistake.

Sometimes, as kids, all we appreciate is the flashy, exciting stuff

when we should really appreciate

all the hard work it took to get there.

So, today, we appreciate our mom.

And we couldn't be more proud of her.

You hear that, Gabriel?

Gabriel?

He heard it.

He didn't hear it.

But I did.

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