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Raven: Raven's Home was filmed in front of a live studio audience.

Hey, Mom, you were right.

Letting me paint on this extra vest

was a good way of keeping me quiet while you work.

Yeah, and it lasted a whole 45 seconds.

So, what do you think?

Wow!

What is it?

It's a plunger wearing a top hat.

I knew that. I knew that, honey.

I love it, I really do, and not just 'cause I'm your mama

and I love everything you do. It's beautiful.

So, are you almost done?

You've been working so much lately.

I know, sweetheart. But, listen. Paisley's show is tomorrow,

and I really have to make sure she likes my design.

Doggy Fashion Week is a big deal for me.

Which is sad, and we're not gonna get into why.

So, uh, what can I do to help?

- Okay. All right. Here we go. - Okay.

Take this jacket, put it on, and model it for me, sweetie.

Okay. All right.

How's this look?

Like you're selling cassette tapes out the back of your car.

Then, how about something a little more casual?

Yeah, do that.

Why yes, my mommy did take me back-to-school shopping.

Booker, just put the jacket on, stand still and pose.

I got to copy what's on the back of that jacket to the back of this doggie vest.

Wait. You're painting the design?

I thought you were painting me.

Who would want a portrait of you on the back of their vest?

- Grandma. - Ooh, you're right. Remember that for Christmas.

? Oh! ?

? Hey ? - ? Yo ?

? Let me tell you something ?

? Had my vision all worked out ?

? But then life had other plans ?

? Tell 'em, Rae ?

? It's crazy when things turn upside down ?

? But ya gotta get up and take that chance ?

? Maybe I'm just finding my way ? -? Learning how to fly ?

- ? Yeah, we're gonna be okay ? - ? Ya know I got you, right? ?

? It might be wild, but ya know that we make it work ?

? We're just kids caught up in a crazy world ?

- ? Come on! ? - ? It's Raven's home ?

- ? We get loud! ? - ? It's Raven's home ?

? It's our crowd! ?

? Might be tough, but together we make it look good ?

? Down for each other like family should ?

- ? It's Raven's home ? - ? When it's tough ?

- ? It's Raven's home ? - ? We got love ?

? 'Cause no matter the weather, ya know we gon' shine ?

? There for each other, ya know it's our time ?

(Raven laughs)

Yep! That's us.

(laughter)

(phone rings)

Hello?

I'm sorry, this isn't Pete's Pizza.

No, you can't place a to-go order.

Because this isn't Pete's Pizza!

That's like the fifth call today.

That pizza place must've printed our phone number

on their fliers by mistake.

Rae, listen. You're not gonna believe this,

but our heating bill is like $300.

Three hundred dollars? What did we heat up, Chicago?

(laughs)

Listen. I have to go to work.

Hey! Hey! If anybody gets cold,

put on a sweater!

- Bye, Mom, have a good day. - Thanks, sweetie.

Raven, you're fired!

Both (gasping): Oh, no!

Why'd you say "Oh, no"?

I didn't say "Oh, no," you did.

No, I... No, I didn't.

Well, then it looks like neither of us said "Oh, no."

Guess it's all good.

- It's all good, it's all good. - Yeah.

- I'm gonna go talk to Chelsea. - I'm gonna go talk to Levi.

Chels, you're not gonna believe this.

- I just had a vision I got... - fired!

How does your mom get fired?

I don't know, but

I think it's gonna happen at that fashion show.

- But that's tomorrow. - I know, that's why I need Paisley to love my designs.

- I can't have my... - vision come true.

I have to do something!

Don't worry, Booker. Your mom's been working really hard.

And your designs are amazing, Rae.

There's no way she's gonna fire you.

I hope you're right, Chels.

I mean, even with the money that Devon sends,

I need this job.

Yeah, you do. I just got our water bill,

and it's like $400.

What did we hose off? Chicago?

Ma! It's not a burp if food comes out!

Hey, guys.

You know you really shouldn't leave your door unlocked.

Anybody could walk in.

What's wrong with you?

I had a vision that my mom's gonna get fired.

Don't worry. My mom hasn't worked in a minute.

Probably 'cause she's always slipping and falling at grocery stores.

I just don't get it.

Why would my mom get fired?

She's so good at her job.

Yeah, I mean it takes a lot of talent

to paint something like this.

Where'd you get that?

It was on the floor.

This was the vest my mom was supposed to take to work.

She must've taken mine by accident.

Then maybe that's why she gets fired.

Aunt Chels! We have to get this vest down to my mom.

What? Oh, no. Tess, is your mom home?

Yeah, for another six weeks until she gets the cast off.

Cool. Can you have her keep an eye on you two till we're back?

Come on.

I hope Auntie Rae doesn't get fired.

Me too. Then she'll be here all the time.

You know she can only take me in small doses.

(phone ringing)

Hello?

For the hundredth time, this isn't Pete's Pizza!

Hold up. What if it was Pete's Pizza?

Then I just yelled at a hundred people for no reason.

Think about it. You know all those people who keep calling you for pizzas?

- What about them? - Why don't we just sell them pizzas?

It'll be a great way to make some extra money.

My mom was complaining about the bills today.

(phone ringing)

Let's do it!

Hello? Yes, this is definitely a pizza place.

What kind of pie do you want?

Goat cheese and fig?

Hey, Thumb Drive, you got that stuff?

We have applesauce and cottage cheese.

Eh, close enough. One goat cheese and fig coming up!

Oh, hi, Paisley. How was the Bark Jacobs show?

We're ruined. Everything they're doing is so cutting edge,

I need a bandage.

Not literally, Jessica.

Listen, I know that you haven't liked any of my designs...

I didn't say I didn't like them.

I said I hated them.

Right, thank you for reminding me.

Look, I think I might've figured out what you want,

and it's right here in this bag.

Hey, Mom!

(gasps, whispers) What are you doing here?

Paisley doesn't know that I have kids.

She thinks that you and Nia are dogs.

- What, that's crazy. - I know.

What kind of dog am I?

What do you want? What do you want?

You left this at home.

(gasps) If you have this, then what does Paisley have?

What is this?

Listen.

I don't... What? I don't know... I...

She does?

It's ridiculous, but genius.

(whispering) That's exactly what I was going for.

Uh, Paisley, what do you think about this one?

It makes me wanna stab myself in the eyes.

Jessica, if you're standing behind me with scissors,

so help me, I will fire you right now.

Paisley, that's, um... that's not my design.

- What do you mean? - She means, it's yours now, she made it for you.

- Who is this? - This is my... This...

- Uh, I'm her intern. I'm her intern. - Yeah!

I'm, um... I'm Jean-Steve.

What? It's French.

- He's so young. - I know. I know, right?

And just full of promise.

You know, and no clue about money,

so I can get him for real cheap.

(laughs)

I need you to hand paint the entire collection in this style.

What? This style?

- You can do that, right? - Of course she can do it.

Good. Because I'd hate to fire you.

Especially now that you've taken on Jean-Steve.

No, we don't have anchovies, but we do have gummy fish.

Yes. They are wild caught.

- Hi, guys! - Hey.

Um, what's going on in here?

We're selling pizzas because we know you're worried about money.

Oh, sweetheart. You guys didn't have to do that.

I'm about to send out a bunch of rsums,

and then I'm just an interview, a second interview, a background check,

and a urine test away from a job.

We've already taken all these orders.

So, cancel 'em. How much money can you really make, anyway?

Well, if we deliver all these, 150 bucks!

What? $150? I want in.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! We don't just hire anybody.

What are your qualifications?

Huh! Well, I have restaurant experience,

a valid driver's license, and... Oh!

You're not allowed to turn on the oven without me.

- Welcome to the team! - Mm.

I think I got it.

You ready?

Grapes wearing a scarf! (giggles)

It's just like something you would do.

No, it's not.

Grapes would never wear a scarf. It doesn't make sense.

And a plunger with top hat does?

Exactly!

Mom, you gotta focus.

I don't want you to get fired.

I don't wanna get fired, either. Okay, let me think.

Let me think.

Uh...

I'll put the grapes in a top hat.

Do you even understand what we're doing here?

No, it's pretty clear that I don't.

Hurry up, Jessica! If you can't run in heels, you shouldn't have worn them.

What is that? It's awful.

I know.

See, I put the paintbrush in my intern's hand.

That was a problem, and I'm never gonna do that again.

Really?

Listen, Paisley. I... I have to be honest.

My creativity is blocked.

And I would just feel more inspired if I was at home, you know?

'Cause the energy in here, girl?

The energy, uh-uh, I don't like it.

- Yeah, I feel it, too. - Yeah?

(whispers) It's Jessica.

Don't, don't, don't, Jessica.

It's not worth it, girl. It's not worth it.

Oh!

Oh! I got it! I got it!

A gravy boat, right?

And then I put a sail in the top.

Nah, that doesn't work.

(sighs)

I don't get it, I really don't.

I mean, I'm thinking of silly things like you do,

but then Paisley likes your ideas more than mine.

See, see. That's your problem.

You're thinking.

Don't do that.

So, are you telling me you're not even thinking about it?

Not for a second.

What? That doesn't make any sense.

There! A robot with a cat face.

(giggles) Did you see that coming?

I didn't.

I need to make 28 more of these for the show

and I have no idea how to do it.

Don't worry, Mom, I'll do it for you.

And you can do my math homework.

Uh-uh, uh-uh. I don't mess around with that Common Core.

Nah, but you can go ahead and finish my stuff for me.

This is so much fun.

Did you always wanna make dog clothes?

No.

This isn't really my dream job.

I, uh... actually wanted to make people clothes.

- I still do. - Then why aren't you doing it?

'Cause you kids get hungry and I gotta feed you.

And the grocery store doesn't take dreams.

Can you believe how many tips I got?

You didn't get tips.

You just didn't give anybody change.

Hey, guys. What's up?

Psst!

What's up, Chels?

- I have something for you. - Okay.

(gasps) Where did you get this?

You know how the pizza guy always has so much extra cash on him?

Wait. Tell me you did not jack the pizza delivery guy.

What? No, Rae.

The kids and I have been making pizzas and selling them.

- Yeah. - Oh. Okay.

I won't ask any questions.

Rae. I didn't jack the pizza guy.

Oh. No, no, that's exactly what I'm gonna say

when they ask who jacked the pizza delivery guy.

(laughing)

Love! Love!

Hate...

how much I love!

Raven, this collection is fantastic.

Thank you!

I... I mean, she thanks you.

Hold on. Genius idea.

What if during the show you go onstage and paint a piece live?

(gasps) I love that idea!

No. No, no, no, Paisley.

I can't paint this collection live.

Sure you can, it's just like doing it at home.

If you're home was nice, and a bunch of people were watching you.

Mom, the show starts in five minutes.

You can't go out there. Everyone will know you're a fake.

- No, we're a fake! - I'm sorry, who's the fake?

I'm the fake.

Booker, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Yeah. I should get a treat every time I get my hair cut, too.

You are your daddy's child.

(excited chattering)

Guys! I don't know how it happened,

but word's out about our pizza.

The whole floor's full of customers waiting for us to open.

How'd they find out where we live?

Okay, listen.

I figured we could make some more cash

if the customers came to us, so,

I put our address on the receipts.

I was gonna run it by you, but I'm adult, so, get over it.

(knocking on door)

Can we really open a restaurant in our apartment?

There's only one way to find out.

Welcome to Three B Pizzeria, table for two, hm?

Right this way.

Give me two corn dog pizzas, a slice of pesto banana, and a chef's special.

(bell dings)

I just ran out of canned green beans, so...

the new special is strawberry yogurt and bacon bits.

That should pair nicely with our house fruit punch.

Hello, everyone, and welcome to the debut of my new line.

Tonight you're in for a special treat.

While you watch the hottest dogs model my collection,

my assistant designer will live-paint an exclusive piece.

(applause)

Raven, what are you wearing?

These? Oh. These are, my, uh, lucky coveralls.

But they're big enough for two people.

Two people, that doesn't...

Paisley, why would I put two people in my favorite coveralls?

That's... That's crazy.

Just don't embarrass me.

(whispers) Whoa, Mom, that was close.

I know.

Just... Just keep your head in, all right?

- It's time to paint. Okay? - Okay, okay.

Let me get them arms, get them arms.

Hello, everyone!

Thank you!

Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah!

All right, okay.

So, we are going to be doing a live painting. Are you ready?

First, we are going to paint. Let's pick up a paintbrush.

I don't know where it is. Let's find it, let's find it.

Right here, to the left.

Oh, look, there's like a... There's so many!

If I just pick one, just... Just one, there it is!

Right here, found it!

It's a beautiful paintbrush, right?

Now it's time to paint.

I'm gonna choose my favorite color, which is purple.

But today it's blue.

Today, it's blue.

And I love to paint with this color,

but... what to paint?

What... to... paint?

Well, I could start with the my face and move forward.

What are you doing?

Huh?

Are you just... Are you questioning my creative process?

Just paint the vest. I'm gonna start the show.

Ladies and gentlemen, the new Paisley Collection.

(barking)

Shoo! Shoo! Get away! Get away!

(barking)

Stop it, that tickles!

(barking)

Shoo! Okay, okay, okay.

Why are these dogs on us like this?

Wait. Wait, Mom.

Our pockets are filled with dog treats! -(Gasps)

(barking) - Okay, get back in. Get back in.

We got to get out of here, Booker. We got to get out.

All right, now walk with me, walk with me.

- Right, left, right. - Right, left, right.

Left, right, left, right...

(barking)

Oh! Oh! Get away!

Get away, you nasties! Get away! Get away!

Go!

Oh, oh, what's that? Stop it!

(shouts)

(crowd gasps)

Hi!

What is going on?

Why is Jean-Steve inside your coveralls?

He was cold.

Are you trying to ruin me?

Ruin you? Are you serious?

I've been trying to help you this whole time.

I should've known you'd mess this up.

Hey, now, you can't talk to her that way.

Actually, I can, because I'm her boss.

You know what? I... I... I'm over it.

I really am.

I give everything to this job, Paisley.

I work long weekends. I work long nights.

I'm your best designer, and you treat me like I'm...

like I'm Jessica!

Who, by the way, you really shouldn't treat like that.

- What's your point? - My point is...

(sighs) I don't like working for you.

Well, it isn't your dream job anyway.

He's right.

You know what, Paisley?

I quit.

You can't quit.

Raven, you're fired.

Uh-uh! No, no, no. Now, now.

Now, I think everybody heard me when I said I quit

before you said I'm fired. You heard that, right?

You heard that? You heard it?

- I heard you, Mom. - There you go.

Did your intern just call you "Mom"?

Yes. He did.

Because he's not my intern. He's my son.

You have a son?

Ew!

I also have a daughter.

Get off my stage!

With pleasure.

Wow, I did not see this day going like this.

Me neither. I saw you get fired.

Yeah, me too. Wait. What'd you just say?

- What did you say? - Nothing.

- Okay, then. - Good.

I can't believe I just quit.

Well, Mom, Paisley's an awful person.

I mean, she doesn't appreciate you.

You're way too talented for this place.

Thank you, but I still need a job.

Well, then, you'll get a better job,

making clothes for people, like you always wanted to.

You know, a wise woman once told me,

"Do you, Boo."

- Hey, that was me. - Yeah, it was you.

Thanks, Boo.

Step aside! Step aside!

Famous person coming through!

Don't look at me! Don't look at me! No! No!

- Don't look! - No!

Who are you?

Don't you know who I be?

Aah! Do you watch reality TV?

Do you like, like-a like-a like-a social media?

Do you carry a lunch box?

My name is Liz Anya.

And IOh, I... I haven't really I must havthought about it.

Um... it's a thousand dollars.

(gasps)

He's trying to outbid me.

(scoffs) Three thousand dollars.

- Five thousand dollars. - Ten thousand dollars!

Both: Final offer!

Sold!

Hurry up and take this off my Give it to me! Ey change Give it to me!

Oh!

(laughs) Gimme my money.

Ten... ten thousand dollars!

I can use this to start my own clothing line.

And to raise my allowance.

I don't give you an allowance.

Yeah, but now you got the money to start.

All right, listen!

I still need that chef's special at table four! -(Bell dings)

I told you we're eighty-six strawberry yogurt.

You gotta go grocery shopping before you open a restaurant!

We've had some customers complain, so I'm gonna clean the bathroom.

Okay.

Uh, what is going on here?

(mumbling) Yeah, what is going on?

Rae, thank goodness you're here. Listen, I turned our apartment

into a restaurant, but I can't keep up with the orders,

and our diners are angry, and our staff is up way past their bedtimes.

Yo, Red, I got orders dying in the window!

I know!

Listen, Rae. I think it's time I get a job. I just... I don't think

it should be running a restaurant in our living room.

Yeah, probably not.

Listen, okay, I'm in way over my head. Can you help me?

It can be like old times, you know, with your dad at the Chill Grill, right?

All right, I mean, it's been a while, but I'll see.

Whoa, we are in the weeds here, people!

I got two pies on table nine,

and table 14 never got their order.

Wow. It really does come back.

Hey! Hey, Booker!

If you can chill, you can grill.

Get in that kitchen, boy!

I know I said I'd clean the bathroom,

but we're just gonna have to move!

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