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Raven's Home was filmed
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in front of a live studio audience.
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(women chattering)
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Good morning, Mother,
Auntie Rae.
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Oh, hello, Levi,
Steve Harvey.
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Why are you two
so dressed up?
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We'd like to take a moment
of your time to discuss
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the greatest
educational opportunity
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of this or any generation.
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Virtual reality goggles.
The future is now.
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This amazing technology
will allow us to travel
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to bold new worlds
and have awesome adventures.
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All without triggering
my hay fever.
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And for just $600.
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Wow!
They're just $600.
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I think "just"
stops at 19.99.
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But what if we paid for them ourselves
with the money you owe us?
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Owe you for what?
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I'm glad you asked.
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We figured if you pay us for all
the stuff we do around the house,
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we'd have more than enough money
to buy the goggles.
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- (both laugh)
- Wow! That's That's amazing!
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Chels, get this.
We owe them!
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- (Chelsea laughing)
- I mean, we carried those two around
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for nine months,
and what did we charge?
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Oh, for womb rental? Nada!
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We fed and clothed them
their entire lives?
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What did we get
for that, Rae?
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I'm still waitin'
on my check.
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We keep a roof over their head.
Now, how often do we do this, Chels?
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Er'y day, er'y day.
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So come to think about it,
you owe us.
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Now, do you still
wanna have this conversation?
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Both:
We're good.
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? Ahhh ?
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-? Hey ? -? Yo ?
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? Let me tell you somethin' ?
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? Had my vision all worked out ?
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? But then life had other plans ?
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? Tell 'em, Rae ?
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? It's crazy when things turn upside down ?
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? But you gotta get up and take that chance ?
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-? Maybe I'm just finding my way now ? -? Learning how to fly ?
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-? And we're gonna be okay ? -? You know I got you, right? ?
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? We might be wild, but you know that we make it work ?
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? We're just kids caught up in a crazy world ?
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? Come on! ??It's Raven's Home ?
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? - Yep! We get loud! ?
? - It's Raven's Home ?
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-? It's our crowd! ? -? Might be tough ?
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? But together we make it look good ?
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? Down for each other like family should ?
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-? It's Raven's Home ?
-? When it's tough ?
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-? It's Raven's Home ?
-? We got love ?
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? Cause no matter the weather,you know we gon' shine ?
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? There for each other, you know it's our time ?
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(laughs)
Yep! That's us.
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(laughing)
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I still can't believe
you wouldn't get us
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virtual reality goggles, Mom.
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(scoffs) Really? I can.
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One time I asked her
for regular goggles,
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and she told me, "Swim
with your eyes closed."
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That was great advice.
You're welcome.
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And it saved me about $25.
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If my dad were here,
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he would totally buy us
those goggles.
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He used to buy me stuff
all the time.
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He's an amazing businessman.
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He sure is, honey.
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He's the best.
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Uh, Chels, can I talk to you
for a second? Come here.
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Are we talkin' about, uh,
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your thievin' ex-husband,
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or does Levi have another dad
I don't know about?
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Oh, Rae! You're crazy!
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Tess' dad's abouttime to pick you up
in his 18-wheeler.
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Yes! His rig's
got a toilet in it!
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I was gonna pee here,
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but I'm gonna hold it
for the truck.
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All right, be safe.
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- Have a good day. Bye-bye.
- Nia: Bye, Mom.
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(mutters)
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Uh, Chels? (clears throat)
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Why are you saying
nice things about Garret?
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Oh, I just really wanna remind Levi that's
his dad's still a good guy, you know?
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But he's-- he's not a good guy.
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Oh, sure he made
some poor choices--
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No-- No, Chels.
Cutting your bangs
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without a mirror,that's-- you know,
that's a poor choice.
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Um, Garret
is a criminal.
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What do you tell people
when they ask where he is?
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Oh, I-- I say
he's outta state.
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He's in prison.
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Yeah! Outta state.
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Chels! You had an invention
that made you rich!
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- You had infomercials, girl!
- Mm-hm.
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And then Garret
took it all away.
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Why do you keep sugarcoating
everything he does?
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I don't know, Rae.I guess it's
'cause I like to see the glass half full.
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You don't have a glass to see half full!
He stole it!
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Seriously, this is not
good for you.
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You cannot keep bottling up
your emotions like this.
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It is not good for you
or Levi.
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Raven Lydia Baxter,I am not holding in
any anger, okay?
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Wow, now I know you're mad,
'cause you're usin' my government name.
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I don't like it.
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Man, by the time we save up enough
to buy virtual reality goggles,
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everyone will be living
in virtual reality...
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except us, 'cause we won't have
the goggles!
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I can't believe the new vending machine's
already broken.
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How am I supposed to get through Math
without a snack?
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But you always
sleep through Math.
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I can't do it
on an empty stomach.
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I think I have
an extra granola bar.
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Sorry, Tess.
This granola bar is $3.
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But they only cost
a dollar at the store.
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Unfortunately for you,
we're not at the store.
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Levi, what are you doing?
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We need money for VR goggles,
and the vending machine is broken.
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It's classic supply and demand.
My dad taught me all about it.
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But I don't have $3.
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- Let's just say you owe me one.
- I'm not saying that.
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Sweet.
We just made two bucks.
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Exactly.And if we bring more snacks
from home and sell them,
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we can make the money
in no time.
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Guys, selling stuff at school
for profit is against the rules.
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So keep your voices down, we don't
want anybody to know what we're doing.
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What do you mean "we"?
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Oh, we're getting in
on this.
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Nia and I have been eyeing
some limited edition best friend sneakers.
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They glow when they're
next to each other.
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All right, you're in.
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But I'm in charge.
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You know the one in charge
takes all the blame if we get in trouble.
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Levi's in charge.
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I still don't understand
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why we had to get our camping backpacks
out of storage.
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'Cause they match. My dad says it
doesn't matterwhat you're selling
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if people don't know
where to buy it.
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Oh, no!
The vending machine's working!
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Look at those fools over there
buying all those overpriced snacks.
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They should be here
buying our overpriced snacks!
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Machine won't take my bill.
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This is some nonsense
right here.
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I'm goin' to my car to get some change...
nobody touch my Honey Yums.
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Great!
What do we do now?
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My dad says you have
to crush the competition.
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Well, our competition's
that vending machine.
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You want me
to throw a rock through it?
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Where'd you get a rock?
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I carry it with me.
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You think I'm gonna be the girl
who shows up without a rock?
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(school bell rings)
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Well, looks like we're not gonna get
those sneakers.
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Both:
I guess we'll have to think of another way
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to show people
we're best friends.
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We need
to shut this machine down.
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I know! I'll unplug it and put the
"out of order" sign back on it.
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Nobody will fall for that.
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They fall for it!
Do it, Levi!
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Unplug our competi--
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Oh. You already did it!
(laughs)
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Good for you!
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Book, get ready to be rich.
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Where'd you get
those sunglasses?
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The vending machine. You want me
to plug it back in, I can get you some.
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We totally sold out of snacks.
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Almost. Levi still has
one granola bar left.
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I don't care if it's 75 cents
in the machine.
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In these halls,
it's three bucks.
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I've gotta give it to you, Levi.
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Selling healthy snacks
at a moderate markup
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is straight baller, yo.
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I'm all about that snack life.
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Should we tell them how ridiculous
they sound?
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Nah, it's cute.
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I know you didn't get this
from the vending machine.
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Did somebody sell it to you?
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Mm-hm.
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An illegal snack ring, huh?
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If I bust this, they might make me
a full-time teacher.
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I can stop cuttin' hair
on the weekends.
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Come on.
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Hey, Rae, whatcha doin'?
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Chels... (clears throat)
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You can't keep ignoring your feelings
about Garret, all right?
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So today, I'm gonna
help you let 'em out.
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This is the prison
visitation window.
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You're gonna play you, and I'm gonna play
your no-good ex-husband.
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Oh! Ooh, you know
I love a good role play.
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You know, I was a "thea-tah" minor
in college.
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Let me just do a little vocal warm-up.
(clear throat)
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- Unique New York, Unique...
- Chelsea?
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Sit down.
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...New York.
Okay, got it.
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So, what's first?
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Wow.
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(imitating Garret)
Chelsea, darling, you look stupendous.
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It's incredible,
you sound just like him!
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Um, thank you, Garret. I'm very well,
you know I'm living with Raven now.
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(imitating Garret)
Ughh...
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I don't like that Raven friend of yours,
she talks too much.
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Yeah, I hear that.
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(mouths)
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I'm just kidding.
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So how are you?
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(imitating Garret)
Well, sweetheart I'm in prison
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so it's abysmal.
(chuckling)
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I shouldn't be here
in the first place.
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Well, Garret, you did
break the law.
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(as herself)
Good job, Chels. Good job.
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(clearing throat, imitating Garret)
Sweetie, they say
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that since I had a quarter
of a million dollars
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and a ticket to the Cayman Islands,
I was running away.
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I wasn't running away!
No! I was building
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a school for the children!
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What? Is that what you were doing?
Rae, is that true?
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(high-pitched) No!
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Okay. Garret, no,
I know that's not true,
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you were going to meet the woman you
were gonna run away with.
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Good job, Chels.
Get him! Get him!
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- Unless she was gonna be a teacher at the school...?
- Oh, Chels!
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Chels, you had him!
You had him!
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I'm sorry, Rae, I don't know,
I-- I've been making excuses
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for Garret for so long,
I forgot how to get mad at him!
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It's okay, we'll find
something else.
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Okay.
What about interpretive dance?
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You know, that was my major.
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Guys, Spitz is onto us!
He knows about the snacks!
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If Mom finds out about this,
we're dead.
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Relax!
As long as he doesn't find us
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with this backpack full of cash,
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we'll be fine.
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Booker:
There's Spitz!
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Here Tess, you take it!
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I don't want it!
Booker, you take it!
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Not me. I'm too pretty
for detention.
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Don't give it to me!
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Hey!
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I wanna talk to you kids!
241
00:11:57,267 --> 00:11:58,299
Run!
242
00:12:00,203 --> 00:12:02,971
(yelps, grunting)
243
00:12:05,242 --> 00:12:06,975
(panting)
244
00:12:07,010 --> 00:12:08,276
I need to check your backpack.
245
00:12:10,347 --> 00:12:12,280
No... y-- you don't wanna
look in there.
246
00:12:12,315 --> 00:12:13,848
Why not?
247
00:12:13,884 --> 00:12:16,084
'Cause my mom packs me
a banana every day.
248
00:12:16,119 --> 00:12:17,986
I don't eat
a banana every day.
249
00:12:21,124 --> 00:12:22,323
So this is yours?
250
00:12:22,359 --> 00:12:28,096
Yes. Yes, this is my most favorite
flowery head thingy.
251
00:12:28,131 --> 00:12:29,864
Good day to you.
252
00:12:31,935 --> 00:12:33,201
Hey, you!
Red backpack!
253
00:12:39,176 --> 00:12:42,076
It's a rock.
I don't know why.
254
00:12:43,947 --> 00:12:46,314
- Whoa!
- Tess, get back here!
255
00:12:49,119 --> 00:12:50,285
Give me that!
256
00:12:56,960 --> 00:12:58,293
I suppose there's
a good explanation for this?
257
00:12:58,328 --> 00:13:00,195
Go ahead.
I'm listening.
258
00:13:01,865 --> 00:13:05,200
Hey!
Where's your backpack?
259
00:13:05,235 --> 00:13:07,869
I seem to have
misplaced it, sir.
260
00:13:16,179 --> 00:13:18,046
Ha!
The garbage can!
261
00:13:18,081 --> 00:13:20,181
I got you! You thought
you could outsmart me!
262
00:13:20,217 --> 00:13:23,051
But you can't. 'Cause my brain's
my biggest muscle.
263
00:13:26,289 --> 00:13:28,857
Coach Spitz,
please don't open it.
264
00:13:34,231 --> 00:13:38,867
Probably should have told you
I had 540 super balls in there.
265
00:13:40,170 --> 00:13:42,136
I thought
there was money in here.
266
00:13:42,172 --> 00:13:44,038
Looks like I owe you
an apology.
267
00:13:47,310 --> 00:13:48,977
Where's my apology?
268
00:13:49,012 --> 00:13:50,945
I said I owe you.
269
00:13:54,317 --> 00:13:56,050
Whoa!
270
00:13:56,086 --> 00:13:57,886
That was way too close.
271
00:13:57,921 --> 00:13:58,987
Levi, where's the money?
272
00:13:59,022 --> 00:14:01,089
Let's just say
I got it on me.
273
00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:06,160
You glued the money
to your body?
274
00:14:06,196 --> 00:14:07,896
I didn't have a lot of time!
275
00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:10,231
All I had was a glue stick
or a stapler.
276
00:14:10,267 --> 00:14:11,232
Coward!
277
00:14:13,036 --> 00:14:14,235
Come on, let's get it off.
278
00:14:14,271 --> 00:14:17,171
It's like a band-aid. You gotta
take it off real slow.
279
00:14:19,142 --> 00:14:20,208
Ow!
280
00:14:21,344 --> 00:14:23,144
Or was it fast?
I can ne--
281
00:14:23,179 --> 00:14:26,047
No, no, no!
Cotton candy, that stings!
282
00:14:27,083 --> 00:14:30,151
- Hey, I wanna try!
- No! You'll enjoy it!
283
00:14:32,088 --> 00:14:34,989
Remember, buddy. You're doin' it
for the goggles.
284
00:14:35,025 --> 00:14:37,292
Right.
For the goggles.
285
00:14:39,362 --> 00:14:41,195
(screaming)
Hatchi-Matchi!
286
00:14:42,299 --> 00:14:45,333
Crab cake combo!
287
00:14:45,368 --> 00:14:49,971
Founding fathers,
that stings!
288
00:14:53,076 --> 00:14:55,944
Wait! But how is my wedding china
supposed to help me
289
00:14:55,979 --> 00:14:57,111
get in touch with my anger?
290
00:14:57,147 --> 00:14:59,948
- You're gonna smash it.
- What? Why would I do that?
291
00:14:59,983 --> 00:15:04,285
Because, Chels, there's only two things that
survived your relationship with Garret,
292
00:15:04,321 --> 00:15:07,989
Levi and these plates, and I'm not
gonna let you smash Levi...
293
00:15:08,024 --> 00:15:11,125
unless he uses my good
conditioner again.
294
00:15:11,161 --> 00:15:13,928
No, Rae, these plates
are beautiful.
295
00:15:13,964 --> 00:15:17,031
How am I supposed to get mad
at a modern chinoiserie
296
00:15:17,067 --> 00:15:19,133
with a French country flair?
297
00:15:20,203 --> 00:15:22,170
Maybe this'll help.
298
00:15:22,205 --> 00:15:25,907
Oh, no.
Not the Schmop.
299
00:15:25,942 --> 00:15:28,076
Oh yes, Chels,
the Schmop.
300
00:15:28,111 --> 00:15:30,244
Your invention.
The thing that made you rich
301
00:15:30,280 --> 00:15:32,280
until Garret stole
all your money!
302
00:15:32,315 --> 00:15:33,848
- Put it away!
- No!
303
00:15:33,883 --> 00:15:36,017
- Raven!
- Chelsea!
304
00:15:36,052 --> 00:15:40,955
You worked so hard
for so long.
305
00:15:42,892 --> 00:15:48,062
And then Garret came in
and took your money.
306
00:15:48,098 --> 00:15:49,864
Now look at it, Chelsea.
307
00:15:51,034 --> 00:15:52,900
Does it make you mad?
308
00:15:52,936 --> 00:15:55,903
-Yeah.
-Yeah, it does, show me how mad it makes you, girl.
309
00:15:55,939 --> 00:15:58,272
- (screams)
- There you go!
310
00:15:58,308 --> 00:16:02,010
- (laughs) How do you feel?
- I feel good, Rae, I feel really good.
311
00:16:02,045 --> 00:16:04,946
- You ready? You ready?
- Yeah! Woo!
312
00:16:04,981 --> 00:16:07,281
Oh my god, I can't even
believe this!
313
00:16:07,317 --> 00:16:11,019
I'm not even mad that these plates
are like $300 each!
314
00:16:11,054 --> 00:16:13,888
Whoa!
315
00:16:13,923 --> 00:16:17,859
Excuse me, did you just say I could resell
these plates for about $300 apiece?
316
00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:20,028
Well, probably more, they discontinued
this pattern.
317
00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:21,195
Wh-- Noooo!
318
00:16:21,231 --> 00:16:22,930
No, no, Chelsea, stop!
319
00:16:22,966 --> 00:16:26,267
- Stop it! Stop it!
- Rae, come on! I'm finally feeling my anger!
320
00:16:26,302 --> 00:16:31,072
Well, girl, I'm feelin' about $3,000 worth
of plates underneath this arm right now.
321
00:16:31,107 --> 00:16:32,940
Well, this was your idea.
322
00:16:32,976 --> 00:16:35,209
And it was a bad idea.
323
00:16:35,245 --> 00:16:37,245
Rae, just give me
the plates, huh?
324
00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:39,914
- No! No!
- Raven! What? Give me the plates!
325
00:16:39,949 --> 00:16:40,982
No, Chelsea, no!
326
00:16:41,017 --> 00:16:42,116
Aaah!
327
00:16:42,152 --> 00:16:43,918
Listen here, we're gonna
walk down these stairs,
328
00:16:43,953 --> 00:16:46,020
and you're gonna break
my plates, why?
329
00:16:46,056 --> 00:16:48,156
'Cause they're worth nothing.
330
00:16:49,192 --> 00:16:51,926
- We'll break those plates, too!
- No! No!
331
00:16:54,097 --> 00:16:56,197
Rae? Come on!
332
00:16:56,232 --> 00:16:58,099
I need to break those dishes.
333
00:16:58,134 --> 00:17:00,902
Okay, all right-- Oh--
Here, look, break this tacky vase.
334
00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:02,170
But I gave you that vase.
335
00:17:02,205 --> 00:17:05,006
You did!
And I am willing
336
00:17:05,041 --> 00:17:07,175
to sacrifice it for our friendship.
337
00:17:08,311 --> 00:17:11,179
Levi:
Whoopi Goldberg, that stings!
338
00:17:11,214 --> 00:17:13,181
-What are they doing?
- I don't know.
339
00:17:14,851 --> 00:17:17,151
Almost done.Let me know
when you're ready.
340
00:17:17,187 --> 00:17:21,155
I think I just need a minute
or two-- French bread pizza!
341
00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:26,094
I keep thinkin' it'll stop
bein' funny, but it doesn't!
342
00:17:27,897 --> 00:17:31,132
It's making me uncomfortable.
He looks like a baby owl with no feathers.
343
00:17:32,235 --> 00:17:34,902
Last one.
Hold still, Levi.
344
00:17:34,938 --> 00:17:38,840
Technically, it's not the last one,
but I prefer to remove the rest in private.
345
00:17:41,244 --> 00:17:43,878
One... two...
346
00:17:43,913 --> 00:17:45,947
(screams)
347
00:17:48,251 --> 00:17:50,885
Who is makin' it rain in here?
348
00:17:52,155 --> 00:17:54,122
Where did all this money
come from?
349
00:17:54,157 --> 00:17:56,924
My torso mostly.
350
00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:59,927
Okay, I want everyone in the living room
right now!
351
00:17:59,963 --> 00:18:01,229
- Come on.
- Right now!
352
00:18:01,264 --> 00:18:03,030
Come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on!
353
00:18:03,066 --> 00:18:04,398
No-no-no-no-no, no-no.
You stay.
354
00:18:04,434 --> 00:18:07,235
Put some clothes on.
You look like one of them hairless cats.
355
00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:14,692
So you're really not gonna
tell us where the money came from?
356
00:18:14,727 --> 00:18:18,596
We believe it's in our best interest
to keep quiet.
357
00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:20,932
I'm sorry, do you think
that you're in a police station?
358
00:18:20,967 --> 00:18:24,535
You don't have any rights.
This is the United States of Raven!
359
00:18:26,005 --> 00:18:27,905
Where'd you get the money,
you little punks, huh?
360
00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:31,576
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa, Chelsea!
Chelsea, come on now,
361
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:32,910
I'm the bad cop,
you're the good cop.
362
00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:36,814
You're supposed to offer them,
like, a cold beverage and a way out.
363
00:18:36,850 --> 00:18:39,884
Sorry, I guess getting in touch
with my anger's opened up the floodgates.
364
00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:42,787
Yeah. Close them floodgates,
you're scarin' me.
365
00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:44,789
Okay, you guys are not
gonna get away with this.
366
00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:47,592
You better start talkin, huh,
or I'm gonna get those hair clippers,
367
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:48,659
and I'm not gonna stop shaving
368
00:18:48,695 --> 00:18:50,895
until every single one
of you is bald.
369
00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:53,698
No. No-no-no, not my hair.
370
00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:57,602
That's how people tell the difference
between me and Booker.
371
00:18:57,637 --> 00:18:59,604
Mom... I'm scared.
372
00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:02,740
Yeah, I don't live here.
I'm gone.
373
00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:04,642
Wait, no.
Wait, please don't tell your mama.
374
00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:05,910
Please don't tell her.
375
00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:07,912
Chels, you gotta calm down.
376
00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:09,881
Come on, Rae,
they're about to break.
377
00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:11,782
I can see it
in their beady little eyes.
378
00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:13,551
(shouting)
Where'd you get the money, huh?
379
00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:14,852
I will go out, and I will get
that pool noodle.
380
00:19:14,888 --> 00:19:16,954
(shouting)
I will whack a kid with a pool noodle!
381
00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:18,523
Chelsea!
382
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:21,659
Mom!
What's the big deal?
383
00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:23,661
All we did was shut down
the vending machine,
384
00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:25,796
so we could sell snacks
at school.
385
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:26,864
You did what?
386
00:19:26,900 --> 00:19:28,866
We bent the rules
to get ahead.
387
00:19:28,902 --> 00:19:30,935
Dad did stuff like that
all the time.
388
00:19:33,573 --> 00:19:36,941
You're right! Your father did do stuff
like that all the time, Levi,
389
00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:38,543
that's why he's in jail.
390
00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:39,877
And now you're acting
just like him.
391
00:19:39,913 --> 00:19:41,779
You don't know what you're talking about!
392
00:19:41,814 --> 00:19:44,949
- Levi. Levi!
- Chels, Chels! Give him a minute.
393
00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:47,852
- (door slams)
- No, Rae, you were right.
394
00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:49,954
I wasn't honest
about Garret and...
395
00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:52,657
now Levi thinks
what he did was okay.
396
00:19:56,029 --> 00:19:57,562
Woo.
(sighs)
397
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:00,731
Wow.
398
00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:03,801
So it was Levi all along?
399
00:20:05,838 --> 00:20:07,872
You think you know a guy.
400
00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:11,576
- Go to your room.
- For how long?
401
00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:12,777
Until your kids let you out.
402
00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:21,619
Hey.
Can I come in?
403
00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:28,726
You know I-- I didn't mean
to yell at you out there, honey,
404
00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:32,930
I-- I got really scared when I saw
you actin' like your father.
405
00:20:32,966 --> 00:20:35,800
Why?
I don't get it.
406
00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:38,669
You always say
Dad's a good guy.
407
00:20:38,705 --> 00:20:40,972
Yeah, well, it's complicated.
408
00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:45,810
Your father isn't a bad guy, but he did do
some very bad things.
409
00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:47,044
And I should've
talked to you about it.
410
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:49,880
- Hmm?
- Why didn't you?
411
00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:51,983
I was tryin' to protect you,
412
00:20:52,018 --> 00:20:55,620
but I think in the end
I just confused you.
413
00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:59,857
The truth is...
your father broke the law,
414
00:20:59,892 --> 00:21:02,560
and he hurt our family, honey.
415
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,929
He's in prison
because he deserves to be.
416
00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:06,931
So do you hate him?
417
00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:09,967
No.
No, I couldn't hate him.
418
00:21:10,003 --> 00:21:12,837
If it weren't for him,
I wouldn't have you.
419
00:21:16,843 --> 00:21:18,743
I'm mad at him.
420
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:20,778
And you have
every right to be.
421
00:21:22,015 --> 00:21:24,682
But, we're gonna
figure this out together.
422
00:21:24,717 --> 00:21:25,816
You know?
Just you and me,
423
00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:27,018
and if you ever
wanna talk about it,
424
00:21:27,053 --> 00:21:28,853
I'm here.
425
00:21:28,888 --> 00:21:30,655
I love you.
426
00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:31,922
I love you, too.
427
00:21:33,993 --> 00:21:36,060
- (groans)
Mom, not so tight. - (gasps)
428
00:21:36,095 --> 00:21:37,895
Still got a bad case
of money burn.
429
00:21:37,930 --> 00:21:38,929
Oh!
430
00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:43,701
You know, what you did
at school was very bad.
431
00:21:43,736 --> 00:21:45,703
I'm gonna have to ground you
for two weeks.
432
00:21:45,738 --> 00:21:48,005
Any chance of time off
for good behavior?
433
00:21:48,041 --> 00:21:51,042
Well, I'll put in a good word
with the judge.
434
00:21:51,077 --> 00:21:55,079
Oh. No, wait,
I am the judge, so, um, no.
435
00:21:59,786 --> 00:22:04,889
Hi, I'm Chelsea Grayson,
inventor of the revolutionary new cleaning tool,
436
00:22:04,924 --> 00:22:08,759
the Schmop. It makes housework... shmousework.
437
00:22:08,795 --> 00:22:10,895
(laughs)
438
00:22:13,633 --> 00:22:16,934
I didn't know they had mops
in the olden days.
439
00:22:16,969 --> 00:22:21,706
The olden days? Boy, that was
like seven years ago.
440
00:22:21,741 --> 00:22:23,607
How have we not seen this?
441
00:22:23,643 --> 00:22:25,810
Well, Nia, for a while there,
I just wanted to forget
442
00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:27,778
about that part of my life.
443
00:22:27,814 --> 00:22:30,748
I'd wanna forget
that hairstyle.
444
00:22:30,783 --> 00:22:32,783
All right, all right now.
445
00:22:32,819 --> 00:22:36,854
Even though her hair is awful,
you don't say it to her face. It's rude.
446
00:22:36,889 --> 00:22:38,956
I can say it, though, 'cause
I'm your bestie.
447
00:22:39,992 --> 00:22:41,389
I'd be careful what you say
448
00:22:41,389 --> 00:22:42,425
about my hair, Rae,
449
00:22:42,425 --> 00:22:43,486
I think you're in this, too.
450
00:22:43,487 --> 00:22:44,995
(gasps)
Turn it off! Turn it off!
451
00:22:45,031 --> 00:22:47,031
No! No! No! No! No!
452
00:22:47,066 --> 00:22:50,634
- We gotta see this.
- (Chelsea laughing)
453
00:22:50,670 --> 00:22:51,836
Now listen up, guys.
454
00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:54,004
If you order now, we'll send youa second Schmop
455
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:56,607
for no extra charge, right?
456
00:22:56,642 --> 00:22:57,675
That's a Schmop for you,
457
00:22:57,710 --> 00:23:00,611
and a Schmop for your best friend. (laughs)
458
00:23:00,646 --> 00:23:02,546
Yep! That's me!
459
00:23:02,582 --> 00:23:04,548
(both laughing)
460
00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:08,552
(laughter continues
on computer)
461
00:23:10,690 --> 00:23:11,856
Okay, okay, okay, first one
462
00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:13,724
of you to laugh
is grounded.
463
00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:15,993
We're already grounded!
464
00:23:16,028 --> 00:23:21,899
(laughter)
465
00:23:21,949 --> 00:23:26,499
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