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Ooh, this tub is so dirty, you could grow potatoes in it.

Yeah. We should start having the kids take showers

before they take baths.

What we should do is move that toilet about two inches forward,

so the boys actually get somethin' in it.

Hey, Rae... is this a new toilet brush?

- Why yes, it is. - Oh!

It's got a flex grip, a curved handle,

and two types of bristles for dual-action cleaning.

Well, this is amazing!

(laughs) What... Is it sad that we're getting this excited

about a new toilet brush?

Booker: Mom, where do we keep the extra butter?

- Why? - No reason.

In the fridge, Booker.

You the best!

(clang)

That boy needs a CAT scan.

Chels, is this really our life?

My son has his head stuck in a pail,

and we're on our hands and knees scrubbin' the bathroom.

It is Saturday. We need to be havin' fun.

Real fun. We should go out!

What do you mean, like "out" out? Like, tiny purse out?

Yeah. I'm talkin' about fresh weave out.

What?

Now, I heard that up the street, there's a new club called the Vault.

- We should go. - Yeah, we should go.

- Mm-hm. - I'll just call the sitter.

- (gasps) Rae and Chels are goin' out. - Mmm.

Both: ? Rae and Chels are goin' out! Hah! ?

? Rae and Chels are goin' out! What? Rae and Chels are goin' out! ?

? Rae and Chels are goin' out, Rae and Chels are goin' out! ?

? Ohhh ?

- ? Hey ? - ? Yo ?

? Let me tell you somethin' ?

? Had my vision all worked out ?

? But then life had other plans ?

? Tell 'em, Rae ? - ? It's crazywhen things turn upside down ?

? But you gotta get up and take that chance ?

? Maybe I'm just finding my way now ? ? Learning how to fly ?

- ? And we're gonna be okay ? - ? You know I got you, right? ?

? We might be wild, but you know that we make it work ?

? We're just kids caught up in a crazy world ?

- ? Come on! ? - ? It's Raven's Home ?

- ? Yep! We get loud! ? - ? It's Raven's Home ?

? It's our crowd! ?

? Might be tough, but together we make it look good ?

? Down for each other like family should ?

? It's Raven's Home ?

- ? When it's tough ? - ? It's Raven's Home ?

? We got love ?

? 'Cause no matter the weather, you know we gon' shine ?

? There for each other, you know it's our time ? *RAVEN'S HOME*

(Raven laughing)

Yep! That's us.

(laughing)

??

(laughs) Right! Okay, great! Great, thank you!

(laughs) Bad news, Rae, we're not goin' out tonight.

Chelsea, you're serious? No one's available to babysit?

- No. - Man, I really wanted to go out tonight.

Mom, we don't need a babysitter.

We can stay by ourselves.

Ha-ha! That's not gonna happen.

But we're responsible.

Nia, if it was just you, sweetie, of course.

You and Levi? Why not?

What if it was Nia, Levi, and me?

I'd think about it.

Yo, Booker, I got an "I'd think about it,"

You got straight shut down, son!

Wait, I'm the reason we can't stay home alone?

I'm as responsible as everybody else.

You just had a pail stuck on your head.

Auntie Rae, you and Mom deserve a night out.

We can handle this.

Yeah! We'll do it together.

Plus, I'll be here, Ms. B.

When are you not here, Tess?

Please, give us a chance.

Kids: Mmm?

Mm.

A moment in the kitchen?

If that's not the name

of a Michael Bubl� album,

it should be.

What do you think, Chels?

I think our kids deserve a chance

to prove they can stay home alone.

I don't think so, Chels. You can't trust 'em.

They're sneaky.

I can't believe she said we're sneaky!

Be quiet! She'll hear us!

Oh, come on, they're good kids.

And, Rae, we need this.

(sigh) All right, okay.

I could ask Tess' Mom to check in on them,

and the club is only four blocks away.

Okay, wow. I can't believe

I'm actually saying this, but okay.

We'll let the kids stay home alone.

(kids cheering)

Yeah!

Now how many times have I told you not to eavesdrop on my conversations?

Let's focus on what's really important.

(yelling) We're stayin' home alone!

(kids cheering)

Chels, did we make the right decision?

Rae, if the Vault is lame, we'll just go somewhere else.

Oh, you mean about the kids? Oh. I don't know.

You guys! For the first time in our 11 years

on the planet, we're gonna be home alone!

I can't wait to find out what's on TV after 9:00.

Raven: I hope you're not eating ice cream!

'Cause it's about to get hot in here.

How do we look?

Kinda trashy.

Both: Nailed it!

Ahhh!

All right, everybody, listen up!

Rules. Tess' mom is watchin' out for you, so behave yourselves.

Also! No cooking, no fighting, no throwing, no running,

- no hugging! - Why no hugging?

'Cause it always ends in fightin'.

Listen, don't open the door for anybody,

under no circumstances are you allowed to leave this house,

and you call us if you need anything.

Anything!

(phone ringing)

Yes, Tess?

Heh. Just wanted to make sure I had the right number.

Mother, there is no need to worry.

We are all mature enough to handle this.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to enjoy a sugar-free hard candy.

Don't make me regret this.

- Love you, Mom. - Love you guys.

- Have fun. - Love you, Levi.

- Love you, too. - Mm-wah.

- And remember... - Yeah?

You don't owe anybody anything.

Nia: Okay! Have a good time! Love you guys! See you later!

- Bye! - Kids: Bye!

Finally! They're gone!

Woo! (laughing)

? We're all alone! ?

All: ? We're all alone! ?

? We're all alo... ?

No yelling.

(whispering) ? We're all alone! We're all alone! ?

Whoo!

Yo, Training Wheels, go long.

What are you doing? You can't throw that in the house.

But we're not allowed to go outside.

Yeah, what are we supposed to do now?

And don't say, "Magic show."

I wasn't gonna.

Guess I won't be needin' these.

No, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up.

No feet on my mama's coffee table.

If we break the rules, she'll never trust me to stay home alone again.

Who wants snacks?

Nia, get that outta here. You're gonna spill.

Relax, nothing's gonna happen.

- Yes, it will. - No, it won't.

- Yes, it will. - No, it won't!

Yes, it will!

(splash)

No, no, no!

What?

I have to be honest. If anyone was gonna spill,

I thought it'd be you.

Yeah, me too!

Mom's gonna think I did this!

We have to fix it.

Just flip the cushion. They'll never know.

Okay.

Yeah, that's not gonna work,

I had a small incident with a chocolate bar last week.

I'm just glad that's chocolate.

Don't worry.

I got this. I'll call my uncle.

He knows how to get any stain out.

Even blood.

Is your uncle a dry cleaner or something like that?

Yeah, somethin' like that.

?? club music playing...

??

No, I'm gonna need to see some ID.

Oh, how cute. Cardin' us like we're some sorority girls.

- Oh... - Thank you!

I'm serious.

Okay, gimme a second, let me find it.

Um... so I... I don't have it.

Then I can't let you in.

There's mine, sir,

and as you can see, I am of age,

so I will vouch for her. (chuckles)

All right. You can get in.

- Cool. - Not you!

You got a mama, don't you?

Yes, I do.

And you love your mama, don't you?

The woman's a saint.

And if your mama wanted to just pop it one good time at the club...

would you let her in?

If she had ID.

Listen to me! All right?

I am a hard-working single mother. I need this!

Now, everything I got is taped down, squeezed in,

and pushed up!

All right? I'm gettin' in this club.

(high-pitched) Enjoy your night.

Yeah, that's right.

Come on, Rae, aah!

Isn't this great?

Oh! Finally a chance to be out as adults, you know?

Just you and me, havin' fun.

Not talkin' about the kids.

Girl, what kids? We ain't got no kids!

(both laughing)

- Shall we call 'em? - Yeah.

Let's go call 'em, and then we can have some fun.

Okay.

(phone ringing)

- It's Mom! - Pick it up!

I'm not pickin' it up, you pick it up!

Fine, I'll get it. Gosh.

- No, don't hand me the... - Hey, Mom.

Hey, baby, how's it goin'?

She knows!

Uh, fine, fine, perfectly fine, okay?

- Just spillin'. - Booker!

I mean chillin'!

Everything okay? Let me talk to your sister.

I wish you would.

- Hey, Mom! - Hey, sweetie, everything okay?

Yup. Everything's fine. Nothing happening here,

- just hangin' out. - ?? Dance music plays over phone...

Hey, is that your jam they're playing?

?? Dance music plays...

That's my baby. She got a good ear.

- That is our jam. Okay, gotta go, bye! - (both screaming)

So, we got the stain out.

Yeah, but then this happened.

No, that's worse than the stain!

- Who's gonna get blamed for this? - Me.

It doesn't matter who gets blamed for this.

Gosh, Mom's never gonna let us stay home alone again.

Yo! I got it!

We use this stuff on the rest of the chair,

and your mom will never notice the spot,

'cause the whole chair will be white!

Do you listen to yourself when you talk?

We have to cover this up somehow.

We can paint it. I have a watercolor set with 128 different colors.

I'm sure we can find one that'll match the chair.

That's perfect!

Yes! I've been waiting for a chance to break those bad boys out!

- This has to work. - And he's gotta stop

callin' watercolors "bad boys."

?? Club music playing...

- Hey, Chels, you remember this? - Woo-ahh.

- Oh, yeah, I remember that. - You remember that?

Chels, you remember this?

Oh, you know I remember that.

(both laughing)

Chels, you remember this?

Ha-huhhh, ha-huhhh, uh-ahhhh.

No, Rae. I do not remember that.

You know why? 'Cause I just made it up. It's called the Baxter Bounce.

- Check this out! - Ay-uh-uh, uhh, uhh.

(grunt) -Ooh! I'm sorry about that, sorry, I didn't see you there.

I find that hard to believe.

Wow. You real big for a person.

You real... real big. Not just big, you strong.

Real strong, aren't you? You're like, sturdy.

(grunts) I'm a sturdy woman. (growling)

(laughs) Ooh, I'm gonna stop talkin' now.

Just watch yourself.

Will do. I'm sorry about that, I'm just... I'm... you know what?

I'm thirsty. I'm gonna go get some water.

All right? All right.

Wow, Chels, that woman is scary. I didn't even see her.

Don't worry about it, Rae. It's so dark in here,

- you probably thought she was a wall. - Yeah.

Just a little more blue.

And what do you think?

Levi! Nice work.

That's amazing. You ever try to paint a $20 bill?

Why would I do that?

No reason.

It's not perfect, but it should be good enough to fool Mom.

Now it just needs some time to dry.

No problem. I'll just stick it in the window,

and it'll be dry before they get back.

Yo, I can't believe it.

I think we're actually gonna get away with this.

I know, right? (giggles)

Thanks, guys.

Finally, it's over.

Everything's okay.

(sighs)

No, please don't lock us in here, no!

I just had a vision.

Mom and Aunt Chels are gonna get trapped in a giant safe!

That club they went to tonight used to be a bank.

Maybe they got locked in the vault!

- How do you know about that club? - Yo, am I the only one

who watches What's Lit Chicago?

We gotta get down there and save them.

- You're right. - But we're not supposed

to leave the house.

Ooh, you're also right.

Look, you got two choices, stay here and protect your butt,

or sneak out and protect your mom.

Ooh... this is a tough one.

No, it's not. Let's go.

Right.

??

??

Vens Home

- Hey, Chels. - What?

Come on, let's get out there and show 'em what we're workin' with.

(gasps)

- Oh snap! - You again!

Oh, my bad, my bad.

Stay cool, Brenda. Remember what your life coach said, don't do anything crazy

until you count to 10. One, two...

Wait wait wait wait here, let me clean it up, let me clean it up.

- Here we go. Oh! - Ten!

- Ohhhh... - (gasp) W-W-W-Wait,

wait, huh, there's no reason

to get physical. Raven could make you a new dress.

You know, she actually makes clothes for dogs for a living,

so it's not a big deal.

Did you just call me a dog?

Not on purpose.

I'm going to use her to beat you!

Now, Brenda, Brenda...

what did your life coach say?

Right? Count to 10.

One... two...

Whaaa!

How are we gonna get by the doorman?

Let's just tell him the truth.

What? That I had a psychic vision that our moms

are gonna get stuck in the vault?

No way he'd believe that.

We gotta sneak in.

Just be smooth. Act like you belong.

Sup, my man. How you doin', brother?

I see you, Kim!

Nice try. You kids can't get into this establishment.

All right, all right, I feel you, dawg.

But what if we were chaperoned...

by George Washington?

And his friend... also George Washington, eh?

You're not gettin' in.

Man.

Hmph. Two dollars.

I don't know, Rae, maybe... maybe we should just, uh, go home.

What? No, we're not goin' anywhere, Chels. This is our night out.

Yeah, you're right. This is our night, and we're gonna have fun,

even if she uses me to beat you.

But like, ideally though, that's not gonna happen.

- Gotcha. We'll just avoid her. - Yeah.

- Avoid who? - Both: Aahhhhh!

Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go!

There they are!

(both screaming)

No, please don't lock us in here, no!

(vault door shuts)

I am not telling my life coach about this.

No! They're trapped!

Please, sir! Our moms are locked in that vault!

They need our help!

Look, I know what's goin' on here.

You got caught tryin' to sneak in,

so you're makin' up all these stories.

But it ain't gonna work.

Skedaddle!

(harsher) Skedaddle!

- Now what? - I have a plan.

But we're gonna have to squeeze into a really tight space.

Delivery? (laughs) Oh, I know what's goin' on here.

These kids think they're slick.

But you're not sneakin' into my club!

You weren't kidding. That back window

was a seriously tight space.

Good call sneaking in through the kitchen, Wallet Size.

Yeah, these chicken fingers are ? bomb. ?

Booker!

Focus!

Right. We need to get over to the vault.

- Okay. - Everybody, stay low.

It's what I do best.

?? Club music playing...

Help! Somebody let us out of here!

Oh my g... Oh, there's gotta be like a handle, or a... a latch, a... a

Chels, there's nothing.

Okay, well, we'll just... We'll call the club,

and we'll tell them we're in here, and they'll let us out.

(beeping) -Rae, can I borrow your phone? I got no signal.

- Ohh... - Neither do I.

Well, how do they expect people

to make phone calls from in here?

We're not supposed to be in here!

How are we gonna get them out?

Yo, I got it! We set off the sprinklers,

then they'll have to evacuate the whole club.

No way. If my mom's hair gets wet,

it's better for all of us if she stays in there.

Try turning those!

Okay.

It's stuck.

Pull harder.

It's turning, don't stop.

Hey! Who left chicken fingers on my floor?

- He's coming! - Keep him busy.

- I'll get the open. - Okay.

You're comin' with me.

Run!

Ha-ha, where you goin'?

(laughs)

Oh!

Ooh. Okay.

Come on, muscles. This is what we've been training for.

Don't worry. Someone's gonna find us soon.

What if they don't, Chels? What if they don't find us?

What if we're stuck in here, and we run outta air?

(laughs) You can't run outta air.

- Can you run out of air? - Yeah.

Air is how I breathe!

(inhaling deeply) Oh no, I think I'm running out of air!

Rae! If this is the end, there's something I gotta tell you, okay?

- What? - I can't believe I'm gonna say this...

but...

- (creaking) - Almost there.

Chels! I can't believe you kept that from me!

We were in international waters! I didn't think it would count!

It always counts, Chels!

(both screaming)

- We're saved! - Yeah, but we're not

finished with that conversation!

I know.

- You did it! - We gotta get outta here.

We don't want Mom and Aunt Chels to see us.

Yeah. And 'cause I just saw my English teacher dancing

with my physics teacher.

- Why is that bad? - She's married to my Spanish teacher!

Go, go, go!

Oh, I really didn't want to fight tonight.

Ah, who am I kidding? That's the only reason I came.

Okay, listen here, Little Miss Giant Lady,

I just wanted to have a good time.

I wasn't trying to ruin your night.

- Well, it's too late for that. - All right, I've had enough.

You cannot treat people like this.

We haven't been out without our children in years,

and this was our chance.

You know? Our one chance to go out and have fun, you know,

be adults, and you ruined it. Instead, we spent the entire night

running from you.

Well, I've gotta tell you, lady, you know?

I've... I've had it! Okay? So, you'd best back up on offa me!

Yo, I'd listen to her, her baby daddy's in jail.

Are we gonna have a problem in my club tonight?

I don't know. Are we?

No, we're good.

That's what I thought, Brenda. That's what I thought.

- You'd better walk away! - Yeah.

I knew I shouldn't have let you in here.

(sighs)

Chels, that was amazing. I didn't know you had it in you.

I know, me neither! I just couldn't stand to watch that lady ruin our night.

Yeah, we did have a crazy night. I lost my ID,

you know, we danced all night,

we got in a fight with Brenda, we got locked in the vault!

- (laughs) - Our club game is weak.

But it doesn't matter, Rae. We went out.

Yeah, we did. Yeah, we did.

Rae and Chels went out.

Both: ? Rae and Chels went out! Rae and Chels went out! ?

? Rae and Chels went out! ?

Rae and Chels need to go home!

All right. I'm telling you, we're just good friends.

??

Mom and Aunt Chelsea are gonna be home any second.

We have to clean this place up.

Booker, don't just stand there. Help!

It's gone, Nia. It's gone!

What do you mean, "it's gone"?

The cushion must've fallen out the window.

Let's just go down and get it!

Okay.

Now why would my cushion be on the sidewalk?

Uhhh...

Booker? Explain.

Okay. I spilled on the chair, and we tried to fix it,

but, when we put the cushion in the window to dry, it must've fallen out.

I told you to leave this house exactly like I left it.

I know, and I apologize.

I guess you were right. I'm not responsible enough to be left home alone.

Actually, you are.

Kids: He is?

Yes, he is.

'Cause you coulda lied, and you didn't.

Which means I can trust you.

Yeah. You guys really proved

you can handle stayin' at home on your own.

Yeah. That means that we can go out

clubbin' anytime we want to!

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

(Chelsea and Raven laugh)

- But we're not gonna, are we? - Oh, no, I gotta

untape, unsqueeze, unpush

everything I got, girl, no.

So, we all good. (laughs)

Ooh! As long as they never find out what happened

at the club.

- Raven: Booker! - She knows!

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