Original subtitles

(suspenseful music)

- Simon?

- Ralph!

- Simon, I really have to get home.

- Yeah, sorry pal. Tax department.

Pack of dogs, they are!

- But, Si-

No worries, Simon.

(office workers chattering)

(intense music)

- Oh.

- [Both] Whoa.

- What's the big rush?

- Um, nothing, just got--

- Big date?

- Ah nah. - No.

Listen, Ralph.

I know you're a private kinda guy

and I respect that, I do.

But let me give you a little bit of free advice.

- Okay.

- Don't keep secrets, yeah?

- Yeah, nah.

- Yeah, it distances you from people.

- Yeah. - Yeah?

And you can't keep 'em forever, right?

- No. - No!

- Good, I should--

- I know your big secret, Ralph.

- Really.

- Just let loose and have some fun, all right? (laughs)

- Siri, how long until the moon rises?

- [Siri] The moon rises in 15 minutes.

Did you know that tonight is a full moon, Ralph?

- Yeah.

- Just in time.

Hey, you.

- Hey, Megan.

(heart beating)

(Ralph sniffing)

- Did you just, did you just sniff me?

- No.

- No?

- No. Just, um... it's hayfever.

- Yeah, hayfever?

So, big plans for tonight?

- Nope, just a quiet one.

- Oh, it's a Friday night, big man.

You should be tearing up the town.

- What?

No no no no no no no no no no.

(panicked mumbling)

Oh, shit!

Jesus, Megan, aren't you worried about this?

- There are worse people I could be stuck with.

(deep breathing and moaning)

(spooky music)

- What's wrong?

- Sorry, I shouldn't- ummm.

- No, it's okay. It's okay.

- Sorry.

- [Operator] Did you want to get out there, Ralph?

- Yep.

- [Operator] Just a few more minutes, stud.

(intense action music)

- Ralphino!

Oh, you will not believe it, mate!

- Are you fucking with me, Sean?

- I know, right?

What are the chances?

Right in front of your car!

Hey mate, do you reckon you could give me a hand--

- I have to get home!

- Okay.

- I'll give you a push.

- Whoa! Uh. Just hang on.

Let me get to the handbrake, alright?

Shit man, it's stuck!

(tyres screeching)

Whoa!

(tyres screeching)

Ralph! What the fuck?

Dickhead.

(suspenseful music)

(groaning in pain)

- Come on, come on, come on.

(dog barking)

(Ralph barking)

(Ralph growling)

(children fighting loudly)

(dog barking)

(Ralph yelling)

(intense music)

- [Crowd] Surprise!

- Happy Birthday, Ralphy!

(crowd cheering)

- Hey Ralph. Did you get held up at work, mate?

(crowd laughing)

(Ralph panting)

- Son?

- Ralph.

(ominous music)

(Ralph growls)

♪ On my own ♪

(woman screaming)

♪ I can change ♪

(people screaming)

♪ And I'll wait all night ♪

(furniture crashing) (people screaming)

♪ I'll wait in the rain ♪

♪ On my own ♪

(man screaming)

♪ I can change ♪ (fabric tearing)

♪ I want you to take my heart ♪ (flesh ripping)

♪ To the end ♪

- Guys?

Did I miss it?

Guys?

♪ And I'm not so cold ♪

♪ With you. ♪