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What's going on? 14 00:03:04,717 --> 00:03:07,686 Oh, l was out walking around yesterday and l found him 15 00:03:07,820 --> 00:03:10,254 all by himself at the base of Coffee Pot Mountain. 16 00:03:10,323 --> 00:03:11,756 Yeah? 17 00:03:11,824 --> 00:03:14,918 l thought maybe you could give him something to help him sleep. 18 00:03:14,994 --> 00:03:17,360 Help him sleep? Yeah. 19 00:03:17,430 --> 00:03:19,057 He kept me awake half the night 20 00:03:19,132 --> 00:03:20,394 gnawing on all the furniture. 21 00:03:20,466 --> 00:03:21,933 Maybe a sedative or something? 22 00:03:22,001 --> 00:03:25,164 Ed, l'm a doctor, not a veterinarian. 23 00:03:25,238 --> 00:03:28,139 Oh, well, maybe you can just keep him then. 24 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:29,732 What? 25 00:03:30,610 --> 00:03:34,740 Oh, please, Dr. Capra, l don't want anything more to do with him. 26 00:03:35,748 --> 00:03:37,045 l just can't deal with an infant. 27 00:03:37,116 --> 00:03:38,640 He's scaring me. 28 00:03:38,718 --> 00:03:41,710 Oh, come on, Ed, he's harmless. 29 00:03:42,589 --> 00:03:44,113 He's completely helpless. 30 00:03:44,190 --> 00:03:46,488 Right. And that's why, Dr. Capra, 31 00:03:46,559 --> 00:03:48,288 he's gonna come to depend on me. 32 00:03:48,361 --> 00:03:50,488 l don't know the first thing about babies. 33 00:03:50,563 --> 00:03:53,396 Well, Ed, why didn't you just leave him where you found him 34 00:03:53,466 --> 00:03:54,558 in the first place? 35 00:03:54,634 --> 00:03:55,896 l couldn't. 36 00:03:55,969 --> 00:03:57,994 That's family obligation, you know. 37 00:03:58,905 --> 00:04:00,600 Family obligation? 38 00:04:00,673 --> 00:04:01,970 Well, see, l'm bear clan. 39 00:04:02,041 --> 00:04:04,908 So, well, it makes him kind of a relative. 40 00:04:04,978 --> 00:04:06,775 Yeah. Well, 41 00:04:06,846 --> 00:04:09,610 you plucked this creature from the wild, 42 00:04:09,682 --> 00:04:12,617 now l'm afraid it's your responsibility. 43 00:04:12,719 --> 00:04:16,086 Try a baby bottle with some warm milk at first. 44 00:04:16,155 --> 00:04:17,179 Warm milk? 45 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:19,987 Yeah, l mean, l'm clearly no authority here, 46 00:04:20,059 --> 00:04:24,553 but l seem to remember reading about some classic experiments in surrogate parenthood. 47 00:04:24,631 --> 00:04:27,828 The more you can convince this little bear 48 00:04:27,900 --> 00:04:31,267 that you're its mom, the more likely it'll feed. 49 00:04:31,337 --> 00:04:32,361 lts mom. 50 00:04:33,373 --> 00:04:36,001 CHRlS: There's gonna be a lot of single-parent families in Fishville tonight. 51 00:04:36,075 --> 00:04:38,373 MAGGlE: Yes. l can't wait to fry these up. 52 00:04:38,444 --> 00:04:39,638 You know, l love catching 'em. 53 00:04:39,712 --> 00:04:42,078 l just hate cleaning 'em, but you're good at that. 54 00:04:42,148 --> 00:04:44,639 Evisceration's one of my specialties. 55 00:04:44,717 --> 00:04:46,685 Hey, you remember that sauvignon blanc we had? 56 00:04:46,753 --> 00:04:49,017 Well, this is their chardonnay. 57 00:04:51,024 --> 00:04:55,586 Do you realize this is the fourth week in a row we've gone night-fishing? 58 00:04:58,765 --> 00:05:01,233 Four weeks? Mmm-hmm. 59 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:03,132 l really look forward to Fridays. 60 00:05:04,504 --> 00:05:06,301 Oh. 61 00:05:07,774 --> 00:05:09,503 (SlGHlNG) 62 00:05:10,977 --> 00:05:12,001 You know what? 63 00:05:12,078 --> 00:05:14,069 l'm not even that hungry right now. 64 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:18,208 l hope l'm not getting a cold or something. 65 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:20,676 Really? 66 00:05:22,088 --> 00:05:23,282 No, you don't feel hot. 67 00:05:23,356 --> 00:05:25,881 No? No. 68 00:05:27,427 --> 00:05:28,416 Hmm. 69 00:05:28,494 --> 00:05:29,518 Maybe l should go. 70 00:05:29,595 --> 00:05:30,823 Oh, we don't have to eat. 71 00:05:30,897 --> 00:05:32,831 We could put the fish in the freezer. 72 00:05:33,299 --> 00:05:34,357 We could just sit around, 73 00:05:34,434 --> 00:05:36,061 have some wine around the fire. 74 00:05:37,103 --> 00:05:38,434 You know what, l should... 75 00:05:38,504 --> 00:05:40,335 l should... l gotta go. 76 00:05:41,107 --> 00:05:43,905 l wanted to get up early tomorrow anyway 77 00:05:45,378 --> 00:05:48,279 and l got a big day. l got a satellite feed coming in. 78 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:49,940 l gotta log that and... 79 00:05:50,016 --> 00:05:51,313 Well, it's only 8:00. 80 00:05:51,384 --> 00:05:52,544 l know, but you know what else? 81 00:05:52,618 --> 00:05:55,348 l told Maurice l'd go over to the station tomorrow 82 00:05:55,421 --> 00:05:56,683 and shake down some inventory. 83 00:05:56,756 --> 00:05:59,156 lt's really... lt's a big day. 84 00:05:59,225 --> 00:06:00,317 Okay. 85 00:06:00,393 --> 00:06:02,554 Okay. l'll call you tomorrow then. 86 00:06:08,234 --> 00:06:10,998 (MUSIC PLAYING) You've got some nerve, Maurice Minnifield. 87 00:06:11,571 --> 00:06:13,198 You got something you wanna say? 88 00:06:13,272 --> 00:06:15,900 Flagrantly mowing down that sign. 89 00:06:15,975 --> 00:06:19,433 And you can't deny it because Walt Kupfer is an eyewitness. 90 00:06:19,512 --> 00:06:22,174 l'm not trying to deny anything. lt was a surgical strike. 91 00:06:22,248 --> 00:06:23,772 lt was what was needed. 92 00:06:23,850 --> 00:06:26,648 607 from 623. 93 00:06:26,719 --> 00:06:29,745 l mean, l suppose you're responsible for those figures. 94 00:06:29,822 --> 00:06:32,086 Well, of course, l'm responsible. 95 00:06:32,158 --> 00:06:34,422 You know l update the population every two years. 96 00:06:34,494 --> 00:06:35,756 Mmm-hmm. 97 00:06:35,828 --> 00:06:37,022 You ought to be thanking me 98 00:06:37,096 --> 00:06:39,326 for destroying that negative publicity. 99 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:41,924 Listen, we've got to talk, Ruth-Anne. 100 00:06:42,001 --> 00:06:43,764 How in the world did you come up 101 00:06:43,836 --> 00:06:45,770 with such a precipitous decline? 102 00:06:45,872 --> 00:06:47,669 l'd hardly call it precipitous. 103 00:06:47,740 --> 00:06:49,332 Down 16 people. 104 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:51,775 Statistically, that is Akron, Ohio 105 00:06:51,844 --> 00:06:53,675 after Firestone took a powder. 106 00:06:53,746 --> 00:06:55,270 Oh, for goodness sake. 107 00:06:55,348 --> 00:06:57,077 Well, what about that family of trappers 108 00:06:57,150 --> 00:07:00,119 lives up by the upper reservoir? They've got a lot of kids. 109 00:07:00,186 --> 00:07:03,019 We can't include unincorporated areas. You know that. 110 00:07:03,122 --> 00:07:05,147 Ruth-Anne, do you have any idea 111 00:07:05,224 --> 00:07:07,692 what this negative publicity will do to us? 112 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:09,387 You might as well take out an ad 113 00:07:09,462 --> 00:07:11,487 in the Fairbanks DaiIy Miner saying, 114 00:07:11,564 --> 00:07:13,657 ''Cicely loses economic base." 115 00:07:13,733 --> 00:07:16,793 Maurice, numbers don't lie. 116 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:22,871 (HUMMlNG) 117 00:07:28,714 --> 00:07:30,045 Hi, Chris. Hey. 118 00:07:30,116 --> 00:07:31,674 Came by for that acetylene torch. 119 00:07:31,751 --> 00:07:34,015 Yeah. Right there by the hand-sander, Walt. 120 00:07:34,086 --> 00:07:36,816 Hinges on the smoker need re-welding. 121 00:07:39,025 --> 00:07:40,549 Mind if l ask what you're doing? 122 00:07:40,626 --> 00:07:42,025 Getting ready to take a little trip. 123 00:07:42,094 --> 00:07:43,561 Looks like you're dressed for bed. 124 00:07:43,629 --> 00:07:46,530 l am going to bed. The trip l'm taking's in my mind. 125 00:07:46,599 --> 00:07:48,794 Not one of those Timothy Leary tours, is it? 126 00:07:48,868 --> 00:07:51,962 No. This is called lucid dreaming. 127 00:07:52,038 --> 00:07:53,767 You see, once l'm asleep, 128 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:56,070 these goggles monitor my eye movements. 129 00:07:56,142 --> 00:07:59,270 Then l hit my REM cycle and the lights begin to flash, 130 00:07:59,345 --> 00:08:00,778 to let me know that l'm dreaming. 131 00:08:00,847 --> 00:08:02,405 That way, my mind wakes up, 132 00:08:02,515 --> 00:08:06,315 even though l'm somatically, metabolically dead to the world. 133 00:08:06,385 --> 00:08:08,182 You get to be honcho of your dream world. 134 00:08:08,254 --> 00:08:11,314 Decide where you go, what you do. 135 00:08:11,390 --> 00:08:13,483 lt's a whole new way of working out your problems. 136 00:08:13,593 --> 00:08:15,959 You know, like, if you got an issue with a woman. 137 00:08:16,963 --> 00:08:20,126 Well, good luck. Thanks for the torch. 138 00:08:20,199 --> 00:08:22,258 l'll see you, Walt. 139 00:08:30,710 --> 00:08:32,234 (CLOCK TlCKlNG) 140 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:48,187 MAN: ... minibar and room service menu, 141 00:08:48,261 --> 00:08:51,025 and all your channels are listed right on the back of your remote. 142 00:08:51,097 --> 00:08:54,225 l hope you enjoy your stay at the Woodbine. 143 00:08:54,300 --> 00:08:55,494 Thanks. lt's great. 144 00:08:55,568 --> 00:08:57,001 Anything else? 145 00:08:57,069 --> 00:08:59,196 No, l think l'm pretty well set. 146 00:08:59,272 --> 00:09:01,263 l am expecting a Miss O'Connell. 147 00:09:01,340 --> 00:09:03,808 lf you can keep your eye out, l'd appreciate it. 148 00:09:03,876 --> 00:09:05,434 Glad to. 149 00:09:06,212 --> 00:09:08,476 For you. Thank you, sir. 150 00:09:33,739 --> 00:09:35,263 (KNOCK ON DOOR) 151 00:09:37,743 --> 00:09:39,438 Maggie. 152 00:09:43,683 --> 00:09:45,651 Mr. Stevens? Yes. 153 00:09:45,751 --> 00:09:47,013 Melissa Chenault. 154 00:09:47,086 --> 00:09:48,451 Hotel manager. 155 00:09:48,521 --> 00:09:50,921 There was a small problem. We need another card. 156 00:09:50,990 --> 00:09:52,719 Your Visa was maxed out. 157 00:09:53,859 --> 00:09:56,293 Oh, oh, sure. 158 00:09:56,362 --> 00:09:57,989 Welcome to the Woodbine. 159 00:09:58,097 --> 00:10:00,327 Everything satisfactory with your room? 160 00:10:00,399 --> 00:10:03,129 Yes. Yes, it is. Thank you. 161 00:10:04,036 --> 00:10:06,698 Your bag. lt should've been put on the luggage rack. 162 00:10:06,772 --> 00:10:08,137 Oh. lt's okay. 163 00:10:08,207 --> 00:10:10,141 Not with me, it isn't. 164 00:10:10,209 --> 00:10:12,074 With the turnover these days, 165 00:10:12,144 --> 00:10:15,580 it is almost impossible to maintain the kind of service 166 00:10:15,648 --> 00:10:17,479 a hotel like this demands. 167 00:10:17,550 --> 00:10:20,576 l do apologize. No problem. 168 00:10:25,024 --> 00:10:28,551 You haven't been lying on this with your shoes on, have you? 169 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:29,720 Hmm? 170 00:10:29,795 --> 00:10:31,387 Now, you certainly can't expect us 171 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:33,125 to change the bedspreads between guests. 172 00:10:33,199 --> 00:10:35,497 Removing your shoes is a common courtesy. 173 00:10:35,568 --> 00:10:37,502 l'm sure you can understand that? 174 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:39,969 Sorry. 175 00:10:41,340 --> 00:10:43,171 You have something on your lapel. 176 00:10:43,242 --> 00:10:45,733 Would you like me to get the hotel valet to see to that? 177 00:10:45,811 --> 00:10:47,244 No, it's okay. 178 00:10:48,047 --> 00:10:50,015 There, that's better. 179 00:11:06,365 --> 00:11:07,764 Hey, whoa. 180 00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:12,194 What's wrong? 181 00:11:12,705 --> 00:11:14,730 Well, l'm expecting someone. 182 00:11:15,708 --> 00:11:17,676 Not a problem. What's her name? 183 00:11:19,078 --> 00:11:21,342 Maggie. Maggie O'Connell. 184 00:11:27,386 --> 00:11:28,944 Mario? Melissa. 185 00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:30,511 lf a Miss O'Connell should come in, 186 00:11:30,589 --> 00:11:33,854 put her in 51 4 and tell her that Mr. Stevens 187 00:11:33,926 --> 00:11:35,689 has been detained. 188 00:11:35,761 --> 00:11:37,956 Oh, and Mario, do something about that floral arrangement 189 00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:39,930 in the third floor elevator bay. 190 00:11:43,969 --> 00:11:45,197 Come here. 191 00:11:47,506 --> 00:11:49,599 Hey, hey. 192 00:11:50,076 --> 00:11:51,373 Oh. 193 00:11:55,314 --> 00:11:56,838 (KNOCK ON DOOR) 194 00:12:05,191 --> 00:12:07,022 Hey. Hey. 195 00:12:07,093 --> 00:12:08,151 Hope you haven't eaten dinner yet? 196 00:12:08,227 --> 00:12:10,252 No, come on in. All right. 197 00:12:10,329 --> 00:12:12,263 l got some turkey lasagna here 198 00:12:12,331 --> 00:12:13,821 from The Brick and these are for you. 199 00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:16,197 Well, what's the special occasion? 200 00:12:16,268 --> 00:12:19,396 No special occasion. They were having a big closeout sale over at Rusty's. 201 00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:21,133 Oh, they were? Yeah. 202 00:12:21,207 --> 00:12:22,265 Well, put the food on the table. 203 00:12:22,341 --> 00:12:23,865 l'll get us a glass of wine. 204 00:12:23,943 --> 00:12:25,672 Hope you don't mind paper plates? 205 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:28,441 No. That was my mother's deal. 206 00:12:31,283 --> 00:12:32,750 (EXCLAlMS) 207 00:12:32,818 --> 00:12:35,548 Man, am l a slob or what? 208 00:12:35,621 --> 00:12:37,350 Don't worry about it. 209 00:12:37,957 --> 00:12:40,118 A woman after my own heart. 210 00:12:40,192 --> 00:12:42,251 So, did you do it? 211 00:12:43,329 --> 00:12:44,626 What? 212 00:12:44,697 --> 00:12:45,755 What you were talking about 213 00:12:45,831 --> 00:12:47,389 on the radio the other morning. 214 00:12:47,466 --> 00:12:50,026 The... What was it called? Lucid dreaming experiment. 215 00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:52,198 Yeah. 216 00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:54,034 And when? Last night? 217 00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:56,632 Yesterday afternoon. 218 00:12:56,709 --> 00:12:58,267 ln the middle of the day? 219 00:12:58,911 --> 00:13:01,345 Well, afternoon naps are more conducive to it. 220 00:13:01,413 --> 00:13:04,746 You know, the lighter the sleep, 221 00:13:05,951 --> 00:13:06,975 the better... 222 00:13:07,052 --> 00:13:08,110 You know what l'm gonna do? 223 00:13:08,187 --> 00:13:10,621 l'm gonna pop this in the microwave 'cause, you know... 224 00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:12,355 So was it like you thought? 225 00:13:12,558 --> 00:13:15,322 l mean, could you take charge of your dreams? 226 00:13:15,394 --> 00:13:17,794 Well, l was 227 00:13:19,031 --> 00:13:21,898 able to maintain full cognitive power, yeah. 228 00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:23,901 So you could do whatever you wanted? 229 00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:25,698 Do you have any Parmesan? 230 00:13:25,771 --> 00:13:27,261 Uh-huh. ln the fridge. 231 00:13:28,007 --> 00:13:29,531 So what'd you dream about? 232 00:13:30,509 --> 00:13:32,443 Horseback riding. 233 00:13:32,511 --> 00:13:34,877 l went on a trail ride with Uncle Roy Bower. 234 00:13:35,848 --> 00:13:37,440 Oh, come on. 235 00:13:38,417 --> 00:13:41,318 You didn't dream about... You know? 236 00:13:42,955 --> 00:13:44,354 No. What do you mean? 237 00:13:44,423 --> 00:13:45,549 What do l mean? 238 00:13:45,624 --> 00:13:47,956 You had the opportunity to dream about whatever you wanted 239 00:13:48,027 --> 00:13:48,959 and you chose to dream about 240 00:13:49,028 --> 00:13:50,188 horseback riding with your uncle? 241 00:13:50,262 --> 00:13:51,786 Yeah. 242 00:13:51,864 --> 00:13:54,731 l had this childhood thing l had to resolve. 243 00:13:55,634 --> 00:13:58,000 And Uncle Roy Bower 244 00:13:58,070 --> 00:14:01,198 was this major imago figure and... 245 00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:04,870 l got some breadsticks. Have one. 246 00:14:08,814 --> 00:14:10,509 (GRUNTlNG) 247 00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:19,654 (SlGHlNG) 248 00:14:19,725 --> 00:14:21,693 Okay, okay. 249 00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:24,552 All right, all right. 250 00:14:29,268 --> 00:14:30,667 (BEAR CUB CRYlNG) 251 00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:57,591 (DEFECATlNG) 252 00:14:57,663 --> 00:14:59,722 Oh, brother! 253 00:15:00,933 --> 00:15:03,561 Look, what you... What did you do to me? 254 00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,139 (SlGHlNG) 255 00:15:13,612 --> 00:15:17,048 Eugene. Just the man l wanted to see. 256 00:15:17,116 --> 00:15:20,085 Dude, nice bear. 257 00:15:20,152 --> 00:15:22,143 You like him? He's yours. 258 00:15:22,221 --> 00:15:23,449 Me? 259 00:15:23,522 --> 00:15:24,955 Oh, sure. You've already got two kids, Eugene. 260 00:15:25,024 --> 00:15:26,184 You're experienced. 261 00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:28,624 Ed, l'm salmon clan. 262 00:15:29,361 --> 00:15:31,386 Bears and salmon, we're natural enemies. 263 00:15:31,864 --> 00:15:33,388 lt goes way back. 264 00:15:33,465 --> 00:15:34,659 He'd be much better off with you people. 265 00:15:34,733 --> 00:15:36,633 Oh, but, Eugene, l don't know the first thing 266 00:15:36,702 --> 00:15:37,999 about child-rearing. 267 00:15:38,070 --> 00:15:40,368 Heck, l never even read Dr. Spock. 268 00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:42,373 Can't you talk to Ginny or something? 269 00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:44,466 She put her foot down when l brought a hamster home. 270 00:15:44,543 --> 00:15:45,510 No more pets. 271 00:15:45,577 --> 00:15:48,944 Oh, Eugene, he's more than a pet, much more. 272 00:15:49,014 --> 00:15:51,312 He's a cute little bugger. Yeah. 273 00:15:51,383 --> 00:15:54,648 And he's really smart, too. l'll bet you could have him housebroke in no time. 274 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:57,211 No can do, Ed. Oh, come on, Eugene. 275 00:15:57,289 --> 00:15:58,313 l can't sleep at night. 276 00:15:58,390 --> 00:16:00,324 Just about the time l start to drop off, 277 00:16:00,392 --> 00:16:03,884 well, he starts crumpling newspapers or whimpering or something. 278 00:16:03,996 --> 00:16:05,395 At least think about it. 279 00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:07,393 Sorry. 280 00:16:07,733 --> 00:16:10,964 l can ask around, though. You never know. 281 00:16:11,036 --> 00:16:14,472 Oh, say, Eugene, how about just babysitting for a night? 282 00:16:14,540 --> 00:16:16,565 l got Bonnie Norell coming over. 283 00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:19,110 And, well, it's my first date since me and Heather broke up. 284 00:16:19,178 --> 00:16:20,236 We're gonna watch Moonstruck 285 00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:22,303 and l'm gonna make spaghetti with clam sauce. 286 00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,180 Sorry, bud. 287 00:16:29,021 --> 00:16:32,422 Come on. Nobody wants you. 288 00:16:34,226 --> 00:16:36,091 (MUSIC PLAYING) 289 00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:39,790 Be right with you, hon. 290 00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:42,499 All right. What'll it be? The usual? 291 00:16:42,568 --> 00:16:43,592 WOMAN: Yep. 292 00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:45,637 Okay. Hot P and a four-top. Side of homers. 293 00:16:45,704 --> 00:16:47,331 Okay. 294 00:16:47,406 --> 00:16:49,306 Sorry, it's been really busy this morning. 295 00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:51,275 l can't believe you. 296 00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:54,073 Hot P and a four-top? Yeah. 297 00:16:54,146 --> 00:16:55,670 Plaid stockings? 298 00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:57,716 Aren't they a kick? Shelly lent them to me. 299 00:16:57,783 --> 00:16:59,478 l should get my own pair. 300 00:17:00,786 --> 00:17:02,185 What? 301 00:17:03,122 --> 00:17:06,421 You know, l understand the whole Kerouac thing. 302 00:17:06,492 --> 00:17:09,086 And if you want to get down with the people, that's fine. 303 00:17:09,161 --> 00:17:10,219 l just want you to come home. 304 00:17:10,295 --> 00:17:13,025 Phil, l still have a few things to work through, okay? 305 00:17:13,098 --> 00:17:14,565 MAN: Darling. Excuse me. 306 00:17:16,268 --> 00:17:18,236 Warm up your java for you? 307 00:17:19,338 --> 00:17:21,499 Put it right there, peach. All right. 308 00:17:33,318 --> 00:17:35,912 Could you stop by after work some night? 309 00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:37,956 Yeah, yeah. lt's a great idea. 310 00:17:38,023 --> 00:17:40,184 lt'll give us a chance to finally talk. 311 00:17:40,259 --> 00:17:41,658 No pressure. 312 00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:44,992 My computer locks up every time l try to use my new inkjet. 313 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,156 And you're Mr. Cyber. 314 00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:48,529 l thought maybe you could give me a hand. 315 00:17:50,102 --> 00:17:53,037 No problem. l'd be glad to. 316 00:17:54,473 --> 00:17:56,031 Thanks. 317 00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:03,905 Ruth-Anne, do you have any cheesecloth? 318 00:18:03,982 --> 00:18:06,815 At 1 2:00. Right by the cornichons. 319 00:18:11,223 --> 00:18:13,123 Don't you hate it when they make you buy a whole pack, 320 00:18:13,192 --> 00:18:15,854 and all you need is enough for a bouquet garni? 321 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:18,556 You haven't seen Chris, have you? 322 00:18:18,630 --> 00:18:20,495 Today? No. Why? 323 00:18:20,566 --> 00:18:24,195 Well, l went by the station to drop off this ad. 324 00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:25,497 The place was empty. 325 00:18:25,571 --> 00:18:27,562 He had the tape player running all by itself. 326 00:18:27,639 --> 00:18:29,072 Oh, l know what it is. 327 00:18:29,141 --> 00:18:30,472 He's been going to bed after lunch. 328 00:18:30,542 --> 00:18:33,033 Part of this new lucid-dreaming research. 329 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,409 lt's part of what? 330 00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:35,538 Lucid dreaming. l don't know. 331 00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:37,241 lt's some new way to utilize your dreams. 332 00:18:37,316 --> 00:18:39,978 Well, l suppose that's one name for it. 333 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,351 You think? No. 334 00:18:44,423 --> 00:18:47,290 No, l think it's probably just like you said. 335 00:18:50,028 --> 00:18:51,962 You know, Ruth-Anne, l could drop this by Chris'. 336 00:18:52,030 --> 00:18:53,497 l mean, l'm going right by there. 337 00:18:53,565 --> 00:18:54,657 Oh, would you? Yeah. 338 00:18:54,733 --> 00:18:56,462 That'd be great. Thank you. Okay. 339 00:18:56,768 --> 00:18:58,565 Bye. Bye. 340 00:19:08,013 --> 00:19:11,414 They call them nooners, Chris. Not ten-after-nooners. 341 00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:15,283 l know. Customs was jammed and they lost my bag. 342 00:19:15,954 --> 00:19:18,354 l'm sorry. lt won't happen again. 343 00:19:18,423 --> 00:19:21,620 Be a dear and get me a drink from the minibar. 344 00:19:21,693 --> 00:19:24,423 Dewar's, straight up. Keys. 345 00:19:27,533 --> 00:19:29,933 You know, it really doesn't take a lot of effort 346 00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:32,562 to keep your jacket from getting wrinkled, 347 00:19:32,638 --> 00:19:34,299 even on a long flight. 348 00:19:34,373 --> 00:19:37,035 CHRlS: You're right. l'm careless. Sorry. 349 00:19:41,780 --> 00:19:43,771 Who picks out your ties? 350 00:19:45,450 --> 00:19:47,543 l do, l guess. 351 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:51,686 Well, remind me to buy you a decent Hermes while we're here. 352 00:19:54,259 --> 00:19:56,454 Now, take it off. 353 00:19:59,097 --> 00:20:00,621 l shouldn't be doing this. 354 00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:02,326 Oh, please. 355 00:20:02,434 --> 00:20:06,393 Although, personally, l find guilt very sexy. 356 00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:12,040 lt's just Maggie and me, we're kindred spirits, kind of. 357 00:20:12,110 --> 00:20:14,203 Are you trying to make me ill? 358 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,205 Anyway, l think you're missing the point. 359 00:20:17,282 --> 00:20:18,374 What's that? 360 00:20:18,450 --> 00:20:19,883 Maggie's not here. 361 00:20:21,987 --> 00:20:23,284 Oh. 362 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:31,560 Wait. 363 00:20:38,303 --> 00:20:41,136 (BOTH MOANlNG) 364 00:20:44,276 --> 00:20:47,040 (MOANlNG AND SlGHlNG) 365 00:20:57,623 --> 00:20:58,988 MAGGIE: Hey, Chris. 366 00:21:17,042 --> 00:21:18,771 (CHRlS SNORlNG) 367 00:21:30,622 --> 00:21:31,611 That's Maggie. 368 00:21:31,690 --> 00:21:35,023 You've gotta hide. Maggie'll catch us here. 369 00:21:35,093 --> 00:21:36,321 (SHUSHlNG) 370 00:21:37,362 --> 00:21:40,263 Relax, darling, everything's under control. 371 00:21:51,810 --> 00:21:53,368 (CHRlS MOANlNG) 372 00:21:53,779 --> 00:21:55,406 (KNOCK ON DOOR) 373 00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:58,506 MAGGlE: Chris, are you in there? Chris? 374 00:22:00,552 --> 00:22:02,110 What am l gonna do? 375 00:22:03,455 --> 00:22:04,683 Lie. 376 00:22:09,194 --> 00:22:10,855 Hey, Maggie. 377 00:22:11,129 --> 00:22:12,619 You can't come in here right now. 378 00:22:12,698 --> 00:22:14,689 Well, why not? 'Cause it's a mess. 379 00:22:15,901 --> 00:22:17,232 Yeah, the toilet overflowed. 380 00:22:17,302 --> 00:22:19,736 There's water everywhere and... 381 00:22:20,672 --> 00:22:21,696 l'll tell you what we're gonna do. 382 00:22:21,773 --> 00:22:24,765 You go downstairs and get us another room. 383 00:22:24,843 --> 00:22:26,470 And l'll get dressed 384 00:22:26,745 --> 00:22:28,440 and l'll come down and meet you in a few minutes. 385 00:22:28,513 --> 00:22:30,174 You okay? Yeah. Yeah. 386 00:22:30,248 --> 00:22:31,715 l'm great. l'm fine. 387 00:22:31,783 --> 00:22:33,250 How are you? You good? 388 00:22:33,318 --> 00:22:35,843 Your flight was good, huh? l'll see you in a little bit. 389 00:22:39,257 --> 00:22:40,588 Oh, no, you won't. 390 00:22:43,729 --> 00:22:45,128 She... 391 00:22:48,500 --> 00:22:50,058 (CHRlS MOANlNG) 392 00:22:52,637 --> 00:22:54,298 (CHlLDREN CHATTERlNG) 393 00:22:57,809 --> 00:22:59,902 (BEAR CUB CRYlNG) 394 00:23:01,747 --> 00:23:04,147 l wonder if me and bear could come in for a while? 395 00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:05,649 This space is for kids. 396 00:23:05,717 --> 00:23:06,775 Oh, l know. 397 00:23:06,852 --> 00:23:08,752 l just wanted him to play for a little while. 398 00:23:08,820 --> 00:23:10,048 l really need a break. 399 00:23:10,122 --> 00:23:13,023 Well, if it's just for a little while, it'll probably be okay. 400 00:23:13,125 --> 00:23:14,649 You sure he can't hurt the kids? 401 00:23:14,726 --> 00:23:16,318 l'll keep an eye on him, Lucille. 402 00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:24,334 Oh, Shelly, it's been terrible. 403 00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:25,370 l get home, 404 00:23:25,437 --> 00:23:27,268 he's got my fishing gear all tangled up, 405 00:23:27,339 --> 00:23:29,933 trash all over the place. l... 406 00:23:31,009 --> 00:23:32,101 What? 407 00:23:32,177 --> 00:23:33,474 Well, l almost snapped, Shelly. 408 00:23:33,545 --> 00:23:35,137 l came this close to spanking him. 409 00:23:35,213 --> 00:23:38,011 Believe me, Ed. l totally understand. 410 00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:41,712 You're no different than any of the rest of us. l mean it. 411 00:23:41,787 --> 00:23:43,220 We start this parent gig 412 00:23:43,288 --> 00:23:44,414 and we all think it's gonna be 413 00:23:44,489 --> 00:23:45,683 Look Who's TaIking. 414 00:23:45,757 --> 00:23:47,884 All hearts and diapers. 415 00:23:47,993 --> 00:23:50,860 Like we never even think about losing our cool. 416 00:23:50,929 --> 00:23:54,626 But, Shelly, l just don't have the patience. l don't have the energy. 417 00:23:54,699 --> 00:23:57,725 Wait till you get woken up 44 times a night. 418 00:23:57,803 --> 00:23:59,270 Sometimes, you just go mental. 419 00:23:59,337 --> 00:24:00,599 Tell me about it. 420 00:24:00,672 --> 00:24:04,130 Oh, of course, you learn to bag those feelings. 421 00:24:04,209 --> 00:24:06,143 But you wouldn't be a parent if you didn't have 'em. 422 00:24:06,211 --> 00:24:07,644 LUClLLE: ln fact, l read where being a mom 423 00:24:07,712 --> 00:24:10,010 is just under being a cop and an air traffic controller 424 00:24:10,081 --> 00:24:12,140 for high-stress occupations. 425 00:24:12,217 --> 00:24:13,878 Well, what do you do? 426 00:24:13,952 --> 00:24:17,786 Well, first, you learn not to off yourself for getting snarky. 427 00:24:17,856 --> 00:24:20,723 And then you learn techniques to chill. 428 00:24:20,792 --> 00:24:21,781 Like what? 429 00:24:21,860 --> 00:24:24,021 Time outs, counting to ten. 430 00:24:24,095 --> 00:24:26,256 Talking it out really helps. 431 00:24:26,331 --> 00:24:28,492 Remember, Ed, you're not alone. 432 00:24:31,870 --> 00:24:33,337 Uh... 433 00:24:34,406 --> 00:24:35,668 (GROWLlNG) 434 00:24:35,740 --> 00:24:37,139 Bear. 435 00:24:39,144 --> 00:24:42,602 Oh, come here. l'm sorry. 436 00:24:42,681 --> 00:24:46,674 We'll go now. Come on, bear. 437 00:24:47,519 --> 00:24:49,111 MAURlCE: How many of these 438 00:24:50,155 --> 00:24:53,591 honey baked ham franchises do you actually own? 439 00:24:54,125 --> 00:24:55,319 MAN: Fourteen. 440 00:24:55,393 --> 00:24:57,623 Oh, that's pretty good. 441 00:24:57,696 --> 00:25:00,756 What are you, 28, 29 years old? 442 00:25:00,832 --> 00:25:01,992 Twenty-six in September. 443 00:25:02,067 --> 00:25:03,056 Mmm-hmm. 444 00:25:03,735 --> 00:25:05,862 Well, that's very impressive. 445 00:25:05,937 --> 00:25:10,397 l was 30 when l made my first million. 446 00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:12,374 'Course, in those days, 447 00:25:12,644 --> 00:25:14,305 a million was worth a million. 448 00:25:19,384 --> 00:25:22,820 You know, you really don't have Alaska covered 449 00:25:22,888 --> 00:25:27,154 until you have a pushpin right in Cicely. 450 00:25:27,225 --> 00:25:28,886 Well, the thing about Honey-Baked is 451 00:25:29,327 --> 00:25:31,056 it's a volume business. 452 00:25:31,596 --> 00:25:33,962 l mean, if you don't have a decent throughput, you're dead. 453 00:25:34,032 --> 00:25:36,432 That's what l'm saying. 454 00:25:36,501 --> 00:25:39,766 That location that l'm talking about's perfect for you. 455 00:25:39,838 --> 00:25:42,534 l had my staff do some research on Cicely. 456 00:25:42,641 --> 00:25:45,872 Housing starts, per capita income. 457 00:25:45,977 --> 00:25:48,172 Not exactly Atlanta in the '70s. 458 00:25:48,346 --> 00:25:49,904 l gotta be straight out, Maurice, 459 00:25:50,949 --> 00:25:52,246 this is a no-brainer. 460 00:25:52,984 --> 00:25:54,076 Too risky. 461 00:25:56,955 --> 00:25:59,253 Try printing. That's what usually does it. 462 00:26:05,764 --> 00:26:07,129 When did you start smoking? 463 00:26:07,198 --> 00:26:09,962 Hmm? Oh, l really don't smoke. 464 00:26:10,035 --> 00:26:12,094 Just gives my hands something to do. 465 00:26:12,170 --> 00:26:14,468 Well, it says something, Michelle. 466 00:26:14,539 --> 00:26:16,336 You never smoked before. 467 00:26:16,408 --> 00:26:20,640 There's obviously some underlying anxieties about your decision. 468 00:26:21,713 --> 00:26:25,046 No, l love what l'm doing. l do. 469 00:26:26,251 --> 00:26:30,278 l mean, look at this. Three nights of tips. 470 00:26:30,355 --> 00:26:31,845 Do l have to declare this, do you know? 471 00:26:31,923 --> 00:26:34,517 Come on, Michelle. 472 00:26:35,126 --> 00:26:38,926 You know, honey, what l'm doing, it occupies the mind. 473 00:26:39,030 --> 00:26:41,191 You know, there isn't time to get anxious. 474 00:26:41,266 --> 00:26:44,599 l know what it is. lt's this place. 475 00:26:46,104 --> 00:26:47,128 Admit it, Michelle. 476 00:26:47,205 --> 00:26:49,332 lf we were still in Los Angeles and Santa Monica, 477 00:26:49,407 --> 00:26:50,704 you'd rather be ripped apart 478 00:26:50,775 --> 00:26:52,970 by the coyotes than wait tables. 479 00:26:56,348 --> 00:26:57,781 Maybe it is Cicely. 480 00:26:58,783 --> 00:27:03,345 Something about it. Something very freeing. 481 00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:10,260 (PHONE RlNGlNG) 482 00:27:11,196 --> 00:27:13,664 (BEAR CUB CRYlNG) 483 00:27:25,844 --> 00:27:27,004 Hello? 484 00:27:27,278 --> 00:27:28,768 Hey, Bonnie. 485 00:27:29,247 --> 00:27:31,306 We're still on for tonight, aren't we? 486 00:27:33,518 --> 00:27:35,543 l did try to get a sitter. 487 00:27:35,620 --> 00:27:38,885 Well, l was thinking maybe l could just get him to sleep early, you know? 488 00:27:39,958 --> 00:27:43,155 Well, the smell's not so bad now, Bonnie. l got some air freshener. 489 00:27:44,329 --> 00:27:45,956 Uh-huh. 490 00:27:47,298 --> 00:27:49,732 No, Bonnie, he's not really a problem. 491 00:27:51,369 --> 00:27:53,132 No, l understand. 492 00:27:53,872 --> 00:27:57,865 No, no, that's fine. Okay. l'll talk to you later. Bye. 493 00:28:00,311 --> 00:28:01,642 (CRASHlNG) 494 00:28:05,250 --> 00:28:06,649 All right, that's it. 495 00:28:06,718 --> 00:28:08,743 l tried. l'm through. 496 00:28:08,820 --> 00:28:09,809 l quit. 497 00:28:10,555 --> 00:28:12,716 See this? lt's just a coat. 498 00:28:12,791 --> 00:28:15,225 l'm not your mother! l'm not even your friend. 499 00:28:19,464 --> 00:28:21,125 (RlNGlNG) 500 00:28:21,199 --> 00:28:23,167 Ron? Erick? 501 00:28:24,235 --> 00:28:25,759 Anybody home? 502 00:28:29,441 --> 00:28:30,669 Hey. 503 00:28:31,676 --> 00:28:33,109 What are you doing here? 504 00:28:33,178 --> 00:28:34,577 l just... 505 00:28:34,646 --> 00:28:38,104 l'm trying to deliver this ant farm for Erick and Ron 506 00:28:38,183 --> 00:28:39,445 that l flew in. 507 00:28:39,517 --> 00:28:41,417 What about you? 508 00:28:41,486 --> 00:28:43,147 Just out for a walk, thought l'd come by, 509 00:28:43,221 --> 00:28:46,349 see if the guys wanna get a game of poker going. 510 00:28:47,125 --> 00:28:48,990 Listen, Chris. 511 00:28:50,862 --> 00:28:54,025 l'm sorry for intruding the way l did. 512 00:28:55,834 --> 00:28:57,267 Well, you know, l had no right 513 00:28:57,335 --> 00:29:00,270 to walk in on you while you were in bed and everything. 514 00:29:00,839 --> 00:29:01,863 What do you mean? 515 00:29:01,940 --> 00:29:04,204 Well, you know, the other day. 516 00:29:06,177 --> 00:29:07,542 Oh, sure. 517 00:29:10,715 --> 00:29:12,410 Of course. You. 518 00:29:14,319 --> 00:29:18,221 You, a hotel, it changes every time. 519 00:29:18,289 --> 00:29:21,315 lt's this hotel this time, not the Woodbine. 520 00:29:22,093 --> 00:29:23,492 And an ant farm. Right. 521 00:29:23,561 --> 00:29:24,858 Chris. 522 00:29:28,233 --> 00:29:30,292 The parallel universe, feel it? 523 00:29:30,368 --> 00:29:31,562 l can cut right through now. 524 00:29:31,636 --> 00:29:34,104 All this craziness that l've been going through in my mind. 525 00:29:35,406 --> 00:29:37,431 Chris, are you okay? 526 00:29:37,509 --> 00:29:38,771 Hmm. 527 00:29:38,843 --> 00:29:40,606 Listen, you've got to understand one thing. 528 00:29:40,678 --> 00:29:43,408 This chick, she meant nothing to me. 529 00:29:43,481 --> 00:29:45,346 All right? She meant nothing. 530 00:29:45,416 --> 00:29:49,250 Just the same old control issues, like power equals lust. 531 00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:52,312 l mean, who could resist a dominatrix like that, hmm? 532 00:29:52,390 --> 00:29:53,857 So, there is someone else. 533 00:29:53,925 --> 00:29:55,358 No. No, no, no. 534 00:29:55,527 --> 00:29:57,791 All in the land of imagination. 535 00:29:57,862 --> 00:30:00,797 Some crazy twisted dream, you know? 536 00:30:00,899 --> 00:30:02,457 Obviously, l'm making progress. 537 00:30:02,534 --> 00:30:04,866 Look, you're here, not her. 538 00:30:04,936 --> 00:30:06,870 Oh, that's flattering. Yeah. 539 00:30:06,971 --> 00:30:09,872 And we're on our home turf. We're not at the Woodbine. 540 00:30:09,974 --> 00:30:11,805 What is the Woodbine? 541 00:30:11,876 --> 00:30:13,741 You know what the beauty is? 542 00:30:15,380 --> 00:30:18,008 No consequences. Just me and you. 543 00:30:19,384 --> 00:30:23,411 We can jump right up here on this counter right now and... 544 00:30:23,588 --> 00:30:24,816 (RlNGlNG) 545 00:30:27,959 --> 00:30:29,085 What do you say? 546 00:30:30,128 --> 00:30:31,356 l'm leaving now. 547 00:30:33,765 --> 00:30:37,360 Well, you can't leave. 'Cause it's my dream. 548 00:30:37,435 --> 00:30:39,665 l'm controlling the dream, see? 549 00:30:39,771 --> 00:30:44,037 l'm the dream master. You've got to do what l say. 550 00:30:47,545 --> 00:30:51,208 Hey, l command you. Pop. 551 00:31:09,100 --> 00:31:11,762 Okay. Now, l want you to stay in there. 552 00:31:11,836 --> 00:31:13,428 Don't go anywhere. 553 00:31:27,218 --> 00:31:29,345 What are you looking for, Ed? 554 00:31:29,454 --> 00:31:32,423 Oh, Ruth-Anne, we have anything you can spray on furniture, 555 00:31:32,490 --> 00:31:36,187 you know, to keep bears off it, like Bear-Away? 556 00:31:36,261 --> 00:31:38,786 Well, why don't you try the dog products? 557 00:31:44,869 --> 00:31:46,734 Thanks, Ruth-Anne. 558 00:31:51,209 --> 00:31:53,677 Bear? Bear? 559 00:31:54,212 --> 00:31:56,112 (HORN HONKlNG) 560 00:31:56,948 --> 00:31:58,142 (CAR HORN HONKlNG) 561 00:31:58,216 --> 00:31:59,308 Hey, Jimmy. 562 00:31:59,384 --> 00:32:01,318 Get out of there. Get out of there. 563 00:32:05,990 --> 00:32:07,184 Bear? 564 00:32:12,764 --> 00:32:13,992 Bear? 565 00:32:15,033 --> 00:32:16,295 Walt? Hmm? 566 00:32:17,001 --> 00:32:18,263 Did you see a bear come by here? 567 00:32:18,336 --> 00:32:20,065 He's pretty short, maybe 15 inches? 568 00:32:20,138 --> 00:32:21,503 Sorry, no. 569 00:32:21,572 --> 00:32:23,437 Oh, bear? 570 00:32:29,314 --> 00:32:30,679 Bear? 571 00:32:35,853 --> 00:32:37,548 (BEAR CUB CRYlNG) 572 00:32:41,526 --> 00:32:43,289 There you are. 573 00:32:43,661 --> 00:32:47,324 l told you to wait for me. Oh, yeah. 574 00:32:47,398 --> 00:32:49,889 Don't you ever do that to me again. 575 00:32:50,635 --> 00:32:54,628 Oh, yeah. All right. All right. 576 00:32:55,173 --> 00:32:56,606 Hi. 577 00:32:59,143 --> 00:33:00,633 (MUSIC PLAYING) 578 00:33:09,020 --> 00:33:10,851 Mind if l join you? 579 00:33:11,689 --> 00:33:17,753 ''ln the desert stand two vast and trunkless legs of stone'' 580 00:33:18,229 --> 00:33:20,026 Can l get a Scotch, straight up, please, Eugene? 581 00:33:20,098 --> 00:33:26,765 ''And on the pedestal appear My name is Ozymandias 582 00:33:26,871 --> 00:33:29,635 ''King of kings 583 00:33:29,707 --> 00:33:35,077 ''Look up on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!'' 584 00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:38,046 Buy you another cask full, Maurice? 585 00:33:38,116 --> 00:33:41,711 l'm Ozymandias, that's me. 586 00:33:42,787 --> 00:33:44,846 Standing in the ruins of an empire 587 00:33:44,922 --> 00:33:47,049 that never was and never will be. 588 00:33:47,458 --> 00:33:49,358 That song. 589 00:33:50,161 --> 00:33:53,597 They were playing that song when Michelle and l first drove into this town. 590 00:33:54,132 --> 00:33:56,100 Make it a double, will you? 591 00:33:58,469 --> 00:34:00,494 l hate that song. 592 00:34:00,571 --> 00:34:04,007 l have sunk my flag into this land. 593 00:34:05,309 --> 00:34:09,473 l wanted to see Cicely grow. l wanted to see it flourish. 594 00:34:10,314 --> 00:34:12,248 But the population's not going up, 595 00:34:12,316 --> 00:34:14,511 it's going down. 596 00:34:15,253 --> 00:34:18,279 Businesses aren't opening up, they're closing up. 597 00:34:18,356 --> 00:34:20,290 Wait a minute, Maurice. 598 00:34:21,025 --> 00:34:24,722 You lured me up here with talk about double-digit growth 599 00:34:24,796 --> 00:34:27,321 and boom times around the corner. 600 00:34:28,232 --> 00:34:30,598 That's just great. 601 00:34:30,868 --> 00:34:33,928 l mortgage my future to a ghost town. 602 00:34:34,072 --> 00:34:36,370 Put myself into hock, destroyed my marriage. 603 00:34:36,441 --> 00:34:38,739 l sink into agoraphobia. 604 00:34:40,344 --> 00:34:42,938 Damn it. Hayden, would you stop playing that damn song? 605 00:34:43,014 --> 00:34:45,608 Sorry, Doc. Machine's already got my four bits. 606 00:34:45,683 --> 00:34:46,843 Hey, l'm not kidding around, Hayden! 607 00:34:46,918 --> 00:34:48,044 Don't make me come over there. 608 00:34:48,119 --> 00:34:50,212 HAYDEN: Sorry, Doc. There's nothing l can do. 609 00:34:50,288 --> 00:34:51,516 That does it. 610 00:34:55,493 --> 00:35:00,294 God damn it. l hate that song. l hate that song. l hate... 611 00:35:03,334 --> 00:35:05,996 You see all this white water out here, bear? 612 00:35:07,171 --> 00:35:09,196 Now, right time of year, this is all gonna be chock-full 613 00:35:09,273 --> 00:35:11,503 of bar-sided chum salmon. 614 00:35:11,609 --> 00:35:13,509 And you can fish from right there where you are. 615 00:35:13,578 --> 00:35:15,910 Or you can wade out here like me. 616 00:35:15,980 --> 00:35:18,073 Get out here and do it from here. 617 00:35:20,184 --> 00:35:22,914 Well, come on out here. You're gonna have to learn sometime. 618 00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:32,393 What you're gonna do is you're gonna wait till the salmon jumps. 619 00:35:34,899 --> 00:35:36,764 That's when you make your move. 620 00:35:39,570 --> 00:35:41,629 Okay, you're gonna wait till he jumps. 621 00:35:45,943 --> 00:35:47,877 Good bear. Attaboy. 622 00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:51,612 Hour 36 of the marathon. 623 00:35:54,352 --> 00:35:56,217 Tenth cup of joe. 624 00:35:57,388 --> 00:36:01,222 The only way l know to prevent unwanted dreams is 625 00:36:02,460 --> 00:36:03,950 not to sleep. 626 00:36:04,028 --> 00:36:05,825 So far it's working. 627 00:36:12,170 --> 00:36:13,933 Hey! 628 00:36:15,806 --> 00:36:17,068 What are you doing here? 629 00:36:17,141 --> 00:36:19,234 We had a date, remember? 630 00:36:19,310 --> 00:36:21,210 l waited for nearly an hour. 631 00:36:22,413 --> 00:36:24,005 Well, some things came up. 632 00:36:25,283 --> 00:36:27,183 ls that the best you can do? 633 00:36:28,319 --> 00:36:31,777 Okay, l can't do this anymore. 634 00:36:32,890 --> 00:36:34,858 Can't or won't? 635 00:36:39,664 --> 00:36:42,599 l'm not the guy that you think l am. 636 00:36:42,733 --> 00:36:46,191 l knew you weren't a risk-taker, Chris. 637 00:36:46,270 --> 00:36:49,296 But l never pegged you as a one-woman man. 638 00:36:50,274 --> 00:36:51,605 Mmm. 639 00:36:54,946 --> 00:36:57,881 Well, you and me, we never had a relationship. 640 00:36:59,417 --> 00:37:02,716 We just jumped in the sack without saying two words. 641 00:37:05,089 --> 00:37:07,614 Talk is cheap, Chris. 642 00:37:07,692 --> 00:37:10,684 What we had was a lot more interesting. 643 00:37:12,396 --> 00:37:17,891 Well, what... Oh. What we had was 644 00:37:17,969 --> 00:37:19,960 anonymous 645 00:37:22,106 --> 00:37:24,040 and purely physical. 646 00:37:24,108 --> 00:37:26,099 Right. 647 00:37:30,781 --> 00:37:32,476 l don't want that. 648 00:37:34,652 --> 00:37:36,950 Oh, yeah. 649 00:37:38,189 --> 00:37:43,217 l want communication. Mmm. l want intimacy. 650 00:37:44,629 --> 00:37:47,496 Oh, l can't believe l just said that. 651 00:37:49,166 --> 00:37:54,229 l take it then l won't be seeing you at the Woodbine? 652 00:37:54,305 --> 00:37:55,704 No. 653 00:37:59,076 --> 00:38:01,010 No. 654 00:38:02,046 --> 00:38:04,640 You showed promise, Chris. 655 00:38:04,715 --> 00:38:08,207 There was something wonderfully meaningless about us. 656 00:38:12,023 --> 00:38:14,150 Well, l better be going. 657 00:38:14,225 --> 00:38:15,749 There's a Korean Airways tour group 658 00:38:15,826 --> 00:38:17,123 l should be meeting. 659 00:38:22,867 --> 00:38:26,963 l'll FedEx your shirt. 660 00:38:28,673 --> 00:38:30,368 Well, you take it easy, Melissa. 661 00:38:37,848 --> 00:38:39,110 MAGGIE: Chris, wake up. 662 00:38:39,183 --> 00:38:41,947 Chris, hey, hey. Chris! 663 00:38:42,019 --> 00:38:43,008 What? 664 00:38:43,087 --> 00:38:44,714 Oh, man! The record's been skipping. 665 00:38:44,789 --> 00:38:46,347 lt's been driving everybody crazy. 666 00:38:46,424 --> 00:38:48,358 What's the matter? What's the matter? 667 00:38:48,826 --> 00:38:51,158 Oh, Chris, l think you're sleep-deprived. 668 00:38:51,228 --> 00:38:53,788 Got you. She meant nothing to me. 669 00:38:53,864 --> 00:38:56,332 EUGENE: Come on, Chris. Come on. Nothing. 670 00:38:57,735 --> 00:38:58,895 (KNOCK ON DOOR) 671 00:38:59,970 --> 00:39:01,870 l'm not interrupting, am l? 672 00:39:02,039 --> 00:39:04,599 No, of course not. 673 00:39:05,710 --> 00:39:08,270 l brought you a sandwich. Prosciutto and provolone. 674 00:39:08,346 --> 00:39:10,371 Light on the Dijon. Just the way you like it. 675 00:39:11,115 --> 00:39:12,446 Thanks. 676 00:39:14,285 --> 00:39:16,344 There's something else. 677 00:39:18,589 --> 00:39:19,988 Hey, perfect. 678 00:39:20,057 --> 00:39:21,524 Oh. 679 00:39:21,592 --> 00:39:23,423 No, l mean, l want to come home. 680 00:39:23,761 --> 00:39:25,251 Or give it a try, anyway. 681 00:39:25,329 --> 00:39:26,921 Oh, honey, honey, that's wonderful. 682 00:39:26,997 --> 00:39:28,589 Nothing's changed, Phil. 683 00:39:29,734 --> 00:39:31,725 l'm keeping my job, 684 00:39:31,802 --> 00:39:33,895 but l'm moving my things out of The Brick. 685 00:39:34,238 --> 00:39:36,570 That's great, honey. 686 00:39:38,142 --> 00:39:40,576 What made you change your mind? 687 00:39:43,881 --> 00:39:45,610 What? Well, you. 688 00:39:46,584 --> 00:39:48,347 Seeing you last night when you flipped out. 689 00:39:52,123 --> 00:39:56,116 You want to come home because l mauled a jukebox? 690 00:39:56,193 --> 00:39:58,286 l'd forgotten that side of you. 691 00:39:58,362 --> 00:40:00,262 Like a wild animal, foaming at the mouth. 692 00:40:00,331 --> 00:40:02,265 lt was stirring. Just beautiful. 693 00:40:02,333 --> 00:40:05,063 Well, l was a little drunk. 694 00:40:10,541 --> 00:40:12,634 You don't mind if l join you, do you? 695 00:40:12,977 --> 00:40:14,444 Of course not. 696 00:40:17,782 --> 00:40:19,875 Okay, bear. 697 00:40:20,084 --> 00:40:23,076 Oh, here's something you should know about, bear. 698 00:40:23,154 --> 00:40:24,212 See these? 699 00:40:24,288 --> 00:40:26,984 These are low-bush cranberries. They're good. 700 00:40:27,057 --> 00:40:28,684 (lMlTATlNG CHOMPlNG) 701 00:40:28,759 --> 00:40:30,021 (BEAR CUB CRYlNG) 702 00:40:30,094 --> 00:40:32,221 Easy to reach and lots of nutrients, okay? 703 00:40:34,331 --> 00:40:38,495 Now, over here, these are baneberries. 704 00:40:38,669 --> 00:40:41,661 Yuck, yuck, black or red. 705 00:40:41,739 --> 00:40:44,367 Yeah. They'll make you really sick, yeah. You don't want those. 706 00:40:45,009 --> 00:40:46,374 (EXCLAlMlNG lN DlSGUST) 707 00:40:50,514 --> 00:40:51,708 This stream right here, 708 00:40:51,816 --> 00:40:54,751 this is also really good fishing right around here. 709 00:40:58,355 --> 00:41:00,448 (BEAR GROWLlNG) 710 00:41:17,942 --> 00:41:20,342 That's all right. That's your mother over there. 711 00:41:20,444 --> 00:41:22,435 You go see her, okay? 712 00:41:25,249 --> 00:41:27,843 Go on, go see your mother. 713 00:41:28,118 --> 00:41:29,983 She's been looking for you. 714 00:41:30,054 --> 00:41:32,955 She missed you. Go on, go on. 715 00:42:09,426 --> 00:42:12,293 He really likes popcorn. 716 00:42:15,666 --> 00:42:17,759 MAURlCE: lf you're gonna do business in Cicely, 717 00:42:17,835 --> 00:42:21,271 this is the best location you're gonna find, Mr. Subra... 718 00:42:21,338 --> 00:42:23,806 Subramaniam. Right. Whatever. 719 00:42:23,874 --> 00:42:26,968 Utilities included? Yeah. We can negotiate that. 720 00:42:27,244 --> 00:42:29,542 What kind of business is it you're starting here? 721 00:42:29,613 --> 00:42:33,014 Well, l buy inventories from distressed companies. 722 00:42:33,083 --> 00:42:37,383 Bar supplies, women's foundations, discontinued electronics. 723 00:42:38,355 --> 00:42:41,153 You know, this is really more space than l need. 724 00:42:41,225 --> 00:42:43,318 Well, there's plenty of room to expand. 725 00:42:43,427 --> 00:42:46,988 Well, l could go maybe $400. Utilities lncluded. 726 00:42:47,064 --> 00:42:48,656 What? That's right. 727 00:42:49,233 --> 00:42:50,564 Well, $400? 728 00:42:50,868 --> 00:42:53,063 What, do you want me to give it away? 729 00:42:53,137 --> 00:42:54,399 Look, that might be all right 730 00:42:54,471 --> 00:42:55,938 in your little corner of the steppes, 731 00:42:56,006 --> 00:42:58,770 but it won't wash here. No, forget it. 732 00:42:58,842 --> 00:43:02,175 Well, Mr. Minnifield, if you change your mind, l'm at The Sourdough lnn. 733 00:43:02,313 --> 00:43:04,747 Uh-huh. Bye. Bye. 734 00:43:08,519 --> 00:43:09,952 Hey, wait a minute. 735 00:43:13,390 --> 00:43:14,789 ls that your family? 736 00:43:14,858 --> 00:43:16,155 Yes. 737 00:43:16,627 --> 00:43:18,185 How many kids have you got? 738 00:43:18,462 --> 00:43:19,588 Six. 739 00:43:20,197 --> 00:43:21,596 Are they healthy? 740 00:43:21,665 --> 00:43:24,725 Yes. Well, Machmood had the flu. 741 00:43:25,869 --> 00:43:27,359 l'm gonna give you a break. 742 00:43:27,438 --> 00:43:29,668 Oh? Good. Done. 743 00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:32,331 Welcome to Cicely. Thank you. 744 00:43:35,279 --> 00:43:36,678 Howdy! 745 00:43:36,747 --> 00:43:39,181 (CHlLDREN LAUGHlNG) 746 00:43:40,951 --> 00:43:43,818 You know, l was checking out the regs on cutthroats. 747 00:43:43,921 --> 00:43:46,321 No bait from November to September. 748 00:43:46,390 --> 00:43:48,290 l wonder why that is? 749 00:43:48,392 --> 00:43:50,622 Survival rates, l think. 750 00:43:50,761 --> 00:43:55,095 Yeah. You release off of a baited hook. 751 00:43:55,165 --> 00:43:58,760 Trout have a fifty-fifty chance that they're gonna die. 752 00:43:58,836 --> 00:44:01,270 One in 20 if unbaited. 753 00:44:01,405 --> 00:44:05,239 Well, l just hope our luck's as good in broad daylight as it's been at night. 754 00:44:05,342 --> 00:44:06,331 Hmm. 755 00:44:07,811 --> 00:44:09,904 You know what Holling told me? 756 00:44:09,980 --> 00:44:13,143 He said he saw some snow geese flying over the lake. 757 00:44:13,217 --> 00:44:15,014 Must've been stragglers. 758 00:44:15,085 --> 00:44:16,643 Geese, huh? 759 00:44:17,488 --> 00:44:20,184 Did you know that they were monogamous? 760 00:44:20,691 --> 00:44:22,090 Yep. l knew that. 761 00:44:23,861 --> 00:44:26,022 Wonder what their secret is. 762 00:44:27,131 --> 00:44:28,598 Hmm. 763 00:44:31,168 --> 00:44:32,692 That looks nice. 764 00:44:33,570 --> 00:44:35,128 Well, l don't know if the fish'll like it, 765 00:44:35,205 --> 00:44:37,036 but l think it's kind of pretty. 766 00:44:44,281 --> 00:44:46,306 That's very pretty. 767 00:44:47,184 --> 00:44:48,811 See if the soup is hot. 768 00:44:53,323 --> 00:44:54,551 Geese. 769 00:44:55,859 --> 00:44:56,883 What? 770 00:44:58,395 --> 00:44:59,794 Nothing. 771 00:45:03,167 --> 00:45:06,068 My money says we top 630 next year. 772 00:45:06,136 --> 00:45:07,296 What do you say? 773 00:45:08,572 --> 00:45:09,869 Do you hear that, Maurice? 774 00:45:09,940 --> 00:45:11,032 What? 775 00:45:11,108 --> 00:45:13,542 l don't know. Sounded kind of like a bear. 776 00:45:13,644 --> 00:45:15,077 Maybe l better get the Remington. 777 00:45:15,145 --> 00:45:18,410 Oh, no. lt's probably just the wind. 778 00:45:23,253 --> 00:45:24,652 ED: Think about it, Maurice. 779 00:45:24,722 --> 00:45:27,054 They stay with you even after they leave home. 780 00:45:27,124 --> 00:45:28,148 MAURlCE: Huh? 781 00:45:28,225 --> 00:45:29,852 Children. 782 00:45:30,828 --> 00:45:32,523 lf you say so. 783 00:45:32,573 --> 00:45:37,123 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 57276

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