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[ Factozy Whistle Blowing]

[ Whistle Stops]

[ Machinery Whirring ]

[ Electricity Surging ]

[ Bell thgs ]

Section Five, speed her up. Four-one.

[Whirring Faster]

[Man On P.A. ] Attention, foreman —

Tmuble on bench five. Check on the nut flthener.

Nuts coming mmugh loose on bench five. Attention, foreman.

[ Bell Rings]

Mack. Section Five, more speed. Four-seven.

[Whirring Faster]

[Man On P.A. ] Relief man passing. Heliefman passing.

[ Bell Dings]

Heyl

Quit stalling. Get back to work.

Go on.

[ Bell Dings]

[Man On Record] Good morning, my friends.

This record comes to you through the Sales Talk Transcription Company, Incorporated.

Your speaker, the mechanical salesman.

May I take the pleasure of introducing Mr. J. Willicombe Billows...

the inventor of the Billows Feeding Machine...

a practical device which automatically feeds your men while at work.

Don't stop for lunch — Be ahead of your competitor.

The Billows Feeding Machine will eliminate the lunch hour...

increase your production and decrease your overhead.

Allow us to point out some of the features of this wonderful machine.

Its beautiful aerodynamic streamline body...

its smoothness of action made silent by our electroporous metal ball bearings.

Let us acquaint you win? our automaton soup plate.

lts compressed air blower. No breath necessary.

No energy required to cool the soup.

Notice the revolving plate WI”) #19 automatic food pusher.

Observe our counter-shaft, double-levee acu'on com-feeder...

with its synchromesh transmission which enables you to shifi...

from high to low gear by the mere tip of the tongue.

Then there is the hydrooompressed stenlized mouth-wiper.

Its factors of control insure against spots on the shirt front.

firm are but a few of the delightful features of the Billows Feeding Machine.

Let us demonstrate with one of your workers...

for actions speak louder than words.

Remember, if you wish to keep ahead of your competitor...

you cannot afford to ignore the importance of the Billows Feeding Machine.

[ Whistle Stops]

[Whirring 1

[ Grinding ]

[Whirring, Grinding Faster]

[ Resumes]

[ Bell Rings ]

Section Five, give her the limit.

[Whirring 1

[ Bell Dings]

[ Bell Rings]

[Siren Approaching]

[Siren Approaching]

[ Siren Wailing ]

[Siren Fades]

[ Bell Clanging]

[Whistle Blows]

[Whistle Blows]

[Whistle Blows]

[Whistle Blows]

[ Cuckooing]

[ Gunshots ]

[Birds Chirping]

[Man On Radio] Local news. A pardon was granted to the prisoner...

who so recently thwarted the attempted city jailbreak.

Sheriff Couler will inform the prisoner of the good news sometime today.

[Stomach Gurgling]

[ Barking ]

[Stomach Gurgling]

[ Barking ]

[Stomach Gurgling]

[ Man On Radio] If you are suffering from gastritis, don’t forget to try -

[Stomach Gurgling]

[Wood Creaking]

[Siren Wailing]

[ 77res Squealing]

[ Siren Wailing ]

[Siren Fades]

[Objects Clatten'ng]

[ Glatten'ng Continues]

[ Clatten'ng Stops]

[Factory Whistle Blowing]

[ Whistle Continues]

[ Whistle Stops]

[Factory Whistle Blowing]

[ Whistle Stops]

[ Siren Wailing ]

[Siren Fades]

J‘J‘l Calliope]

J‘J‘ [ Continues]

J‘J‘ [ Up-tempo]

J‘J‘ [ EMS]

[ Cheering, Applause ]

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- J‘J‘ [ Ends} - [ Applause, Whistling]

J‘J‘ [ Resumes, Faster]

- J: [ Ends} - [ Cheering, Applause]

J‘J‘ [ Fight Song]

[ Cheering, Applause ]

[Crowd Shouting, lndistinct]

[ Loud Cheering ]

[ Laughter, Cheering]

[ Laughter, Cheering]

- [ Laughter, Cheering] - .ly‘ [ Fanfare, Ends]

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4‘ We will strive to do our bit And if you leave the largest tip 4*

J“ We’ll sing J‘

J‘ The whole night:

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.r In the evening by the moonlight.»

J You can hear those darta'es singing;

.r In the evening by the moonlight.»

J You can hear drose banjos ringing.»

4‘ How the old folks;

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.r 7hey would sit all night,»

.l‘ And listen;

.l‘ As they sang in the evening;

.l‘ By the moonlight};

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[ Crowd Jeen'ng, Munnun'ng]

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[ Crowd Shouting, Stamping]

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[ Laughter]

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[ Crowd Munnun'ng, Complaining]

J‘J‘ [Tempo Slows]

J‘ Se Bella ciu satcre:

J‘ Je notre so cafore J‘

J‘ Je notre si cavore J‘

J‘ Je la tu, Ia ti, la tua;

[ Laughter]

J‘ La spinash o la busho J‘

J Cigaretto porta bello J

J Ce rakish spagaletto J

J Je la tu, Ia ti, la tuaJ

[ Laughter]

J Senora PilasinaJ

J Voulez-vous le taximeterJ

J Le zionta sous la sita J

J Tu Ia tu, la tu, la waJ

[ Laughter, Applause]

[ Honking ]

J La sontya so gravora J

J La zontya J

[Kisses]

J Comme sora J

JJelapooseati latuaJ

[ Laughter, Applause]

J Je notre so Ia mina J

J Je notre so cosinaJ

JJe lesetro savitaJ

J Je latuss avi latuaJ

[ Laughter, Applause]

J Se motra so la sonta J

J Ci vossa la travonta J

J Les zosha si katonta J

[Kisses]

J Tra la la la, tra la la JJ

- .U‘ l EndSI - [ Laughter, Applause]

[Crowd Chattering ]

[Crowd Munnuring]