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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:52,929 --> 00:00:56,558 Glory to the men who raise up the nation 3 00:00:56,766 --> 00:01:01,563 Our beloved nation, Brazil 4 00:01:02,647 --> 00:01:05,025 Since the times of Pedro Cabral 5 00:01:05,233 --> 00:01:07,986 Who called this land glorious One fateful day in April 6 00:01:08,194 --> 00:01:13,867 ADAPTED AND WRITTEN BY JOAQUIM PEDRO DE ANDRADE 7 00:01:14,075 --> 00:01:15,744 BASED ON THE BOOK BY MÁRIO DE ANDRADE 8 00:01:22,375 --> 00:01:26,296 Glory to those men, heroes of our country 9 00:01:26,504 --> 00:01:31,259 The fortunate land of the Southern Cross 10 00:01:32,218 --> 00:01:36,181 Glory to those men, heroes of our country 11 00:01:36,389 --> 00:01:40,602 The fortunate land of the Southern Cross 12 00:01:42,062 --> 00:01:46,816 Even as the land first appeared 13 00:01:47,025 --> 00:01:51,738 Shimmering green and gold over the sea 14 00:01:51,946 --> 00:01:56,743 This land of Brazil which came to light 15 00:01:56,951 --> 00:02:00,955 Was the native home to noble heroes 16 00:02:01,831 --> 00:02:06,586 Even as the land first appeared 17 00:02:06,795 --> 00:02:11,424 Shimmering green and gold over the sea 18 00:02:11,633 --> 00:02:16,554 This land of Brazil which came to light 19 00:02:16,763 --> 00:02:20,725 Was the native home to noble heroes 20 00:02:21,643 --> 00:02:25,313 Glory to the men who raise up the nation 21 00:02:25,522 --> 00:02:30,360 Our beloved nation, Brazil 22 00:02:31,402 --> 00:02:35,115 Since the times of Pedro Cabral 23 00:02:35,323 --> 00:02:40,161 Who called this land glorious One fateful day in April 24 00:02:41,037 --> 00:02:44,958 With the voice of the raging waterfalls 25 00:02:45,166 --> 00:02:50,463 Of the winds and the oceans Rippling in the blue 26 00:02:51,005 --> 00:02:54,676 Glory to those men, heroes of our country 27 00:02:54,884 --> 00:03:00,014 The fortunate land of the Southern Cross 28 00:03:00,557 --> 00:03:04,435 Glory to those men, heroes of our country 29 00:03:04,644 --> 00:03:09,524 The fortunate land of the Southern Cross 30 00:03:09,732 --> 00:03:15,488 DIRECTED BY JOAQUIM PEDRO DE ANDRADE 31 00:03:17,073 --> 00:03:19,409 Deep in the virgin forest, 32 00:03:19,617 --> 00:03:22,078 there was such a great silence, 33 00:03:22,287 --> 00:03:25,415 while listening to the murmuring of the Uraricoera River, that... 34 00:03:46,603 --> 00:03:48,688 That's it. He's born. 35 00:03:53,526 --> 00:03:55,028 It's a boy, Mother. 36 00:03:55,236 --> 00:03:58,990 Just look at his face, Mother. Isn't he adorable? 37 00:04:01,117 --> 00:04:03,328 Good Lord! That boy's ugly as sin! 38 00:04:04,871 --> 00:04:07,874 You're no beauty yourself, ma'am. 39 00:04:08,082 --> 00:04:10,376 Don't cry, little brother. 40 00:04:11,211 --> 00:04:12,545 Being ugly doesn't matter. 41 00:04:12,754 --> 00:04:16,132 - And what about his name? - Macunaíma. 42 00:04:18,885 --> 00:04:21,429 Names that begin with “ma”... 43 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:23,681 bring bad luck. 44 00:04:23,890 --> 00:04:28,937 Macunaíma, hero of our people! 45 00:04:30,104 --> 00:04:35,652 And so it was that in a place called Pai da Tocandeira, Brazil, 46 00:04:35,860 --> 00:04:39,572 Macunaíma was born, hero of our people. 47 00:04:40,615 --> 00:04:43,534 Even in childhood, he did astonishing things. 48 00:04:52,710 --> 00:04:55,338 - How about a kiss for your sister-in-law? - He'll spit on you. 49 00:04:56,714 --> 00:04:58,258 No, he won't. 50 00:05:04,389 --> 00:05:07,308 The thorn that pricks is still a barb when small. 51 00:05:09,811 --> 00:05:11,938 That boy is very intelligent. 52 00:05:15,692 --> 00:05:19,862 First off, Macunaíma went more than six years without talking. 53 00:05:20,863 --> 00:05:23,741 For fun, he decapitated ants. 54 00:05:25,076 --> 00:05:28,246 He always stayed off to the side, watching the others work, 55 00:05:28,454 --> 00:05:30,081 mainly his brothers, 56 00:05:30,290 --> 00:05:34,711 Maanape, already a geezer, and Jiguê, in the vigor of manhood. 57 00:05:36,838 --> 00:05:40,216 Does it taste good, sweetheart? 58 00:05:43,886 --> 00:05:45,596 You can't talk, boy? 59 00:05:49,058 --> 00:05:51,311 Ah, feeling lazy. 60 00:06:01,029 --> 00:06:03,197 Macunaíma spent the days lying down, 61 00:06:03,406 --> 00:06:07,535 but if he ever laid eyes on money, he'd jump to earn a penny. 62 00:06:08,578 --> 00:06:11,664 He also woke up whenever the family went to bathe in the river, 63 00:06:11,873 --> 00:06:13,916 all together and naked. 64 00:06:15,126 --> 00:06:17,837 Sofará, Sofará! 65 00:06:30,558 --> 00:06:34,020 What's the matter, Sofará? Did a crab bite you? 66 00:06:34,562 --> 00:06:37,357 There are lots of land crabs here in this fresh water. 67 00:06:37,565 --> 00:06:40,109 I'll dive in again and see if it's true. 68 00:06:44,989 --> 00:06:48,993 It bit me! 69 00:06:50,912 --> 00:06:53,289 That's funny. 70 00:06:53,498 --> 00:06:56,334 The crabs don't bite us. They only bite you. 71 00:06:57,293 --> 00:06:59,087 I've never seen a land crab in fresh water! 72 00:06:59,754 --> 00:07:02,340 There's more shamelessness than crabs in there. 73 00:07:15,478 --> 00:07:16,771 Did you go pee-pee? 74 00:07:18,064 --> 00:07:19,565 Yes, Mother. 75 00:08:07,321 --> 00:08:09,115 Blessings, Mother. 76 00:08:17,457 --> 00:08:20,543 Good morning, sweetheart. Is it already time to wake up? 77 00:08:22,253 --> 00:08:24,005 What are you doing? 78 00:08:26,299 --> 00:08:29,886 Can't you see? I'm making a trap to catch tapirs. 79 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:32,763 Are there tapirs around here? 80 00:08:32,972 --> 00:08:36,934 You know, I saw fresh tapir tracks over by the termite nest. 81 00:08:39,687 --> 00:08:41,647 - Gimme a piece of rope. - What for? 82 00:08:42,356 --> 00:08:44,484 I'm gonna make a tapir trap too. 83 00:08:44,692 --> 00:08:47,612 Don't even think about it! This isn't a toy for children. 84 00:08:58,164 --> 00:09:01,918 Aw, are you crying, everybody's little sweetheart? 85 00:09:02,126 --> 00:09:03,002 No, I'm not. 86 00:09:03,211 --> 00:09:05,630 - Don't you want to tell me about it? - No. 87 00:09:05,838 --> 00:09:06,881 What is it? 88 00:09:07,757 --> 00:09:09,926 Jiguê won't give me any rope to catch a tapir. 89 00:09:10,134 --> 00:09:14,055 Ropes aren't toys for children. You could hang yourself. 90 00:09:16,933 --> 00:09:18,309 Idiot. 91 00:09:35,826 --> 00:09:37,828 Sofará! Hey, Sofará! 92 00:09:38,621 --> 00:09:41,165 Take this little devil away or I'll go crazy! 93 00:09:41,374 --> 00:09:43,960 Make him a trap, anything! Just get him out of here! 94 00:09:44,168 --> 00:09:47,046 - I'm afraid he'll grab me again. - Get him out of here! 95 00:09:47,255 --> 00:09:50,758 Let's go, sweetie. I'll make you a trap. Come on. 96 00:09:55,346 --> 00:09:58,307 Sofará was a bit of a sorceress. 97 00:09:59,225 --> 00:10:01,143 After she had made the trap, 98 00:10:01,352 --> 00:10:04,814 she pulled from her privates a cigarette for the boy to smoke. 99 00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:20,913 Take it. 100 00:10:22,957 --> 00:10:24,333 Smoke it. 101 00:10:25,626 --> 00:10:26,836 Smoke it! 102 00:10:30,256 --> 00:10:32,216 As soon as he took the first puff... 103 00:10:38,556 --> 00:10:41,017 Macunaíma became a handsome prince. 104 00:10:43,394 --> 00:10:46,022 How handsome you look. 105 00:10:46,230 --> 00:10:47,440 Really? 106 00:10:56,949 --> 00:10:59,118 So handsome. 107 00:11:11,881 --> 00:11:15,468 Take me in your arms. You look so handsome. 108 00:11:16,886 --> 00:11:20,723 - Come with me. - Not here. Too many ants. 109 00:11:20,931 --> 00:11:22,224 Let's go there. 110 00:11:23,100 --> 00:11:25,686 Come on, quickly! 111 00:11:52,088 --> 00:11:53,964 Didn't you do any work today? 112 00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:58,302 Can't you see I'm exhausted? This boy played with me so much. 113 00:11:58,511 --> 00:12:03,516 I'll teach you to play with others instead of doing your duty working for me! 114 00:12:06,435 --> 00:12:07,853 Blessings, Mother. 115 00:12:08,062 --> 00:12:09,814 Blessings, my son. 116 00:12:52,982 --> 00:12:56,610 Sofará helped, but I had all the ideas. 117 00:12:56,819 --> 00:12:58,112 Jiguê was very foolish. 118 00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:01,532 He put his trap right where the tapir's tracks started. 119 00:13:01,741 --> 00:13:04,785 But I knew that if it went away, it had to come back! 120 00:13:07,371 --> 00:13:09,081 I put my trap where the tracks ended, 121 00:13:09,290 --> 00:13:11,208 which is where it would start on the way back. 122 00:13:11,417 --> 00:13:15,337 It would have to go past my trap first and then past Jiguê's trap. 123 00:13:15,546 --> 00:13:18,841 Said and done! I got the tapir and Jiguê got nothing! 124 00:13:32,521 --> 00:13:34,565 You first, Mother. 125 00:13:52,166 --> 00:13:54,126 What about me? 126 00:14:02,343 --> 00:14:03,385 This is tripe! 127 00:14:03,594 --> 00:14:05,888 Yep, and it's good enough for you! 128 00:14:07,056 --> 00:14:11,393 I'm the one who caught it, and all I get is tripe! 129 00:14:11,602 --> 00:14:14,730 Yep, and that's good enough for you! Eat up and don't talk back! 130 00:14:21,779 --> 00:14:23,572 Poor little thing. 131 00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:29,078 If you like, ma'am, I can take him for a walk in the woods. 132 00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:44,028 - Jiguê! - Sofará! 133 00:15:45,613 --> 00:15:50,993 Take that! Stop, Macunaíma! Stop, Sofará! Son of a mare! 134 00:15:51,201 --> 00:15:52,703 Jiguê was very foolish. 135 00:15:53,287 --> 00:15:59,001 He sent Sofará away and quickly found a new companion, Iriqui. 136 00:15:59,209 --> 00:16:00,878 She was always dressing up, 137 00:16:01,086 --> 00:16:03,631 but she was quite shy and played dumb. 138 00:16:12,723 --> 00:16:15,976 One day the floods came. 139 00:16:16,518 --> 00:16:18,395 The banana groves rotted. 140 00:16:18,604 --> 00:16:20,940 As for game, no one could catch anything else. 141 00:16:21,899 --> 00:16:24,276 Not even an armadillo was to be found. 142 00:16:24,485 --> 00:16:26,862 Hunger fell upon the hut. 143 00:16:27,071 --> 00:16:30,282 Keep looking. There are still lots of fish over there. 144 00:16:30,491 --> 00:16:32,409 Yeah, right there! 145 00:16:38,874 --> 00:16:40,459 Maanape! 146 00:16:42,211 --> 00:16:43,754 Maanape! 147 00:16:43,963 --> 00:16:47,758 Look over in that grotto where they say there's money hidden. 148 00:16:47,967 --> 00:16:49,009 - There! - Where? 149 00:16:49,218 --> 00:16:50,636 There! 150 00:16:58,268 --> 00:16:59,687 Hey. Jiguê! 151 00:16:59,895 --> 00:17:03,565 Yesterday, I saw loads of catfish passing through there. 152 00:17:03,774 --> 00:17:06,485 Go look! Go look! 153 00:17:07,820 --> 00:17:09,279 Right there! 154 00:17:11,907 --> 00:17:13,867 They're candiru, Maanape! 155 00:17:15,744 --> 00:17:19,665 They swim up any hole, those little bastards! 156 00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:21,625 Get away! Get away! 157 00:17:28,465 --> 00:17:30,217 Hold this, Maanape. 158 00:17:30,426 --> 00:17:32,428 - Are those the fish you saw? - No. 159 00:17:32,636 --> 00:17:37,683 Only those damn candirus trying to swim up inside us. 160 00:17:39,143 --> 00:17:40,144 That's funny. 161 00:17:40,352 --> 00:17:43,147 I swear I saw a ton of fish right here yesterday. 162 00:17:43,355 --> 00:17:44,064 Really? 163 00:17:44,273 --> 00:17:46,984 You know, those fish used to be people just like us. 164 00:17:47,192 --> 00:17:50,362 - Really? - When they saw you coming, they split. 165 00:18:03,584 --> 00:18:05,169 Mother. 166 00:18:05,377 --> 00:18:07,546 Close your eyes and ask like this, 167 00:18:07,755 --> 00:18:12,092 “Who will take me to a nice dry place with bananas and lots of food to eat?” 168 00:18:12,301 --> 00:18:14,386 Ask like that, Mother. Ask. 169 00:18:14,595 --> 00:18:18,474 Who will take me to a nice dry place with bananas and lots of food to eat? 170 00:18:19,099 --> 00:18:24,063 Who will take me to a nice dry place with bananas and lots of food to eat? 171 00:18:26,648 --> 00:18:28,817 Open your eyes, Mother! 172 00:18:34,198 --> 00:18:39,328 Mother, not to be nosy, but why are you taking so much? 173 00:18:39,536 --> 00:18:45,000 To take to your brothers and the beautiful Iriqui, who are starving. 174 00:18:45,209 --> 00:18:49,838 Mother, ask like this. “Who will take me back to the marsh?” 175 00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:53,926 Close your eyes and ask. 176 00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:57,387 And leave this food here! 177 00:18:58,555 --> 00:19:02,684 Who will take me back to the marsh where there's no food at all? 178 00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:07,022 Who will take me back to the marsh? 179 00:19:07,231 --> 00:19:10,526 Who will take me back to the marsh? 180 00:19:10,734 --> 00:19:13,862 Who will take me back? 181 00:19:14,071 --> 00:19:15,989 You can open your eyes, Mother. 182 00:19:22,663 --> 00:19:26,250 Why, Maanape, you're so skinny, Brother! 183 00:19:27,835 --> 00:19:29,378 Come here! 184 00:19:31,421 --> 00:19:33,132 Up you go. 185 00:19:33,757 --> 00:19:35,968 Where are you taking me, Mother? 186 00:19:58,407 --> 00:20:01,118 All right. Get down. 187 00:20:02,119 --> 00:20:03,871 Now your mother is leaving. 188 00:20:04,079 --> 00:20:06,748 You can stay here all alone. You're done growing up. Got it? 189 00:20:07,499 --> 00:20:10,669 That'll teach you to behave. Brat! 190 00:20:13,589 --> 00:20:15,048 Mama! 191 00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:19,887 Mama! 192 00:20:25,642 --> 00:20:28,395 The hero felt like he was about to cry. 193 00:20:28,604 --> 00:20:31,565 But since nobody was around, he didn't cry. 194 00:20:32,608 --> 00:20:35,235 He plucked up his courage and went on his way. 195 00:20:35,444 --> 00:20:38,113 He wandered from place to place for a week 196 00:20:38,989 --> 00:20:40,407 until one day... 197 00:20:52,753 --> 00:20:55,172 Grandpa, give me a piece of meat to eat. 198 00:20:56,632 --> 00:20:58,592 Of course, my child. 199 00:21:04,598 --> 00:21:06,058 Here. 200 00:21:07,893 --> 00:21:10,812 What are you doing in these woods, son? 201 00:21:11,688 --> 00:21:14,233 Nothing. Just taking a walk. 202 00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:17,277 - You don't say? - Yes, just walking. 203 00:21:18,654 --> 00:21:21,990 Would you happen to know the way to my house? 204 00:21:24,493 --> 00:21:27,329 You go this way, right this way. 205 00:21:28,538 --> 00:21:31,792 You go past that tree, bear left, 206 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,419 turn and come back this way. 207 00:21:35,712 --> 00:21:37,214 Okay. 208 00:22:27,556 --> 00:22:29,975 Ah, feeling lazy. 209 00:22:32,811 --> 00:22:34,604 Mama! 210 00:22:35,647 --> 00:22:37,399 Flesh of my leg! 211 00:22:38,608 --> 00:22:41,778 - Flesh of my leg! - What is it? 212 00:22:41,987 --> 00:22:44,072 - Flesh of my leg! - What is it? 213 00:22:44,281 --> 00:22:45,824 Flesh of my leg! 214 00:22:46,033 --> 00:22:47,659 What is it? 215 00:22:52,873 --> 00:22:54,124 Flesh of my leg! 216 00:23:09,181 --> 00:23:10,307 Mother! 217 00:23:14,311 --> 00:23:17,481 - Flesh of my leg! - What is it? 218 00:23:18,148 --> 00:23:21,943 Flesh of my leg! 219 00:23:24,321 --> 00:23:26,406 What is it? 220 00:23:35,707 --> 00:23:37,167 What is it? 221 00:23:37,918 --> 00:23:39,711 What is it? 222 00:23:40,253 --> 00:23:43,715 What is it? 223 00:23:44,466 --> 00:23:46,176 My God! 224 00:23:46,385 --> 00:23:49,304 It was a currupira! Help me, woman! 225 00:23:49,513 --> 00:23:52,599 - What happened, boy? - The currupira tried to eat me, ma'am! 226 00:23:52,808 --> 00:23:54,768 It's all my mother's fault. 227 00:23:54,976 --> 00:23:56,812 I gave my mother some food to eat. 228 00:23:57,020 --> 00:23:58,730 She wanted to take it to my brothers. 229 00:23:58,939 --> 00:24:00,357 I took the food and hid it. 230 00:24:01,233 --> 00:24:03,110 You did that to your mother, did you? 231 00:24:05,487 --> 00:24:07,781 You did that to your brothers, did you? 232 00:24:08,615 --> 00:24:11,410 Then you're not a child any longer! Only grown-ups do that! 233 00:24:11,618 --> 00:24:14,037 I'll give you clothes to fit your big, dumb noggin. 234 00:24:14,746 --> 00:24:17,999 The little old woman, named Cotia, 235 00:24:18,208 --> 00:24:21,920 showed our hero the right way home. 236 00:24:22,129 --> 00:24:25,257 Mother, I dreamed I lost a tooth. 237 00:24:25,841 --> 00:24:28,718 - That means a death in the family. - That's right. 238 00:24:48,113 --> 00:24:50,407 Mother! 239 00:25:16,308 --> 00:25:19,853 I can't take it. I can't take it! 240 00:25:20,061 --> 00:25:23,482 Stay with him, Iriqui. Console him. 241 00:25:40,207 --> 00:25:42,918 The brothers fasted for the prescribed period 242 00:25:43,126 --> 00:25:45,712 while Macunaíma lamented heroically. 243 00:25:46,379 --> 00:25:48,590 And after that difficult period, 244 00:25:48,798 --> 00:25:52,511 they took Iriqui by the hand and set off for this world of God. 245 00:26:21,665 --> 00:26:22,791 Hey! 246 00:26:22,999 --> 00:26:25,502 Jiguê! I'm white! 247 00:26:25,710 --> 00:26:27,170 I'm handsome. 248 00:26:32,050 --> 00:26:33,218 Maanape. 249 00:26:33,969 --> 00:26:37,013 You're already white. What if you turned black? 250 00:26:40,725 --> 00:26:42,102 Where'd it go? 251 00:26:48,567 --> 00:26:52,946 What bad luck, Brother! Only my palms turned white. 252 00:26:53,989 --> 00:26:55,865 Don't be sad, Brother. 253 00:26:56,074 --> 00:26:58,702 Beggars can't be choosers. 254 00:26:59,578 --> 00:27:01,121 Let's go! 255 00:27:41,828 --> 00:27:43,288 Everyone out! 256 00:27:46,124 --> 00:27:48,460 Time to get out, everyone. 257 00:27:48,668 --> 00:27:52,464 Get out. Let's go. Hurry up. 258 00:27:52,672 --> 00:27:55,300 Everyone out. Gotta walk the rest of the way. 259 00:27:55,508 --> 00:27:58,303 Let's go, everyone! Hurry up! 260 00:27:58,511 --> 00:28:00,930 Everyone out, quickly, now. 261 00:28:01,139 --> 00:28:02,849 Jiguê! 262 00:28:05,310 --> 00:28:07,103 Jiguê, Maanape! 263 00:28:07,646 --> 00:28:09,189 Let's go, Jiguê! 264 00:28:09,397 --> 00:28:10,940 Quickly, now. 265 00:28:13,318 --> 00:28:15,153 Everyone out. Gotta walk the rest of the way. 266 00:28:15,362 --> 00:28:19,199 If they see you coming, they'll arrest everyone and send you back to the country. 267 00:28:19,407 --> 00:28:21,785 The city's already full of beggars. 268 00:28:21,993 --> 00:28:25,330 Now it's every man for himself and God against all! 269 00:28:39,886 --> 00:28:41,805 Iriqui really loved the city 270 00:28:42,013 --> 00:28:45,475 and quickly found a job in a brothel, in the red-light district, 271 00:28:45,684 --> 00:28:47,435 disappearing from the film. 272 00:28:48,436 --> 00:28:52,899 Macunaíma was terribly worried, but for a different reason. 273 00:28:53,733 --> 00:28:57,612 He couldn't tell what were machines and what were people in the city. 274 00:28:57,821 --> 00:28:59,406 And this disturbed him. 275 00:29:03,493 --> 00:29:07,539 - What else do I have to get? - A certificate of vaccination, of course. 276 00:29:07,747 --> 00:29:11,042 First go to the Ministry of Finance, get the stamps, 277 00:29:11,251 --> 00:29:15,880 then go to the notary and pick up your documents to be signed. 278 00:29:16,089 --> 00:29:18,007 - Let's go, Brother. - Then with your 3x4 photos, 279 00:29:18,216 --> 00:29:21,845 you can go to the police for identification. 280 00:29:22,053 --> 00:29:25,181 - Don't forget the notary! - Let's go. 281 00:29:26,599 --> 00:29:29,936 The hero went a week without eating or playing, 282 00:29:30,603 --> 00:29:32,689 just thinking about the machines. 283 00:29:36,776 --> 00:29:41,239 One Saturday night, his thoughts were suddenly illuminated. 284 00:29:42,866 --> 00:29:44,909 The people were machines, 285 00:29:45,118 --> 00:29:47,662 and the machines were the people of the city. 286 00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:53,501 Macunaíma felt free again and went for a walk with his brothers. 287 00:30:00,842 --> 00:30:02,427 Something's up. 288 00:30:04,637 --> 00:30:06,139 Good Lord! 289 00:30:10,268 --> 00:30:11,519 Watch out. 290 00:30:11,728 --> 00:30:14,063 Run, Brothers. Run! 291 00:31:03,655 --> 00:31:04,823 Out of the way! 292 00:31:18,211 --> 00:31:21,381 - Which way did she go? - Speak up! 293 00:31:23,550 --> 00:31:25,552 That way. See her footprints? 294 00:31:26,302 --> 00:31:28,888 Run, hurry! Catch that she-devil! 295 00:31:30,265 --> 00:31:32,684 Let's go get that girl! 296 00:32:12,974 --> 00:32:15,018 Don't shoot. 297 00:32:15,643 --> 00:32:18,104 - You snitch. - No. 298 00:32:18,313 --> 00:32:21,149 - You're going to die. - You don't understand, miss! 299 00:32:21,357 --> 00:32:23,526 I tricked them and said the tracks went that way. 300 00:32:23,735 --> 00:32:27,739 But they weren't your tracks. They were some tapir tracks over there. 301 00:32:27,947 --> 00:32:29,324 They weren't your tracks. 302 00:32:29,532 --> 00:32:32,327 Then they went off that way. 303 00:32:32,535 --> 00:32:35,496 And I came this way tracking you, 'cause I picked up your scent. 304 00:32:35,705 --> 00:32:36,789 You're so beautiful. 305 00:32:36,998 --> 00:32:37,999 Back off! 306 00:32:39,834 --> 00:32:41,920 You're very beautiful, miss, you know? 307 00:32:42,128 --> 00:32:44,964 I wanted you like crazy. 308 00:32:54,933 --> 00:32:57,185 Don't go away, my dear. 309 00:32:57,393 --> 00:32:58,853 Give me a hug. 310 00:32:59,854 --> 00:33:01,689 No woman beats me! I'll get you! 311 00:33:01,898 --> 00:33:05,234 - Oh, yeah? - You're hurting me, miss! 312 00:33:08,863 --> 00:33:12,408 Maanape, help me! Help me before I kill her! 313 00:33:13,868 --> 00:33:16,454 I'm coming, Brother! 314 00:33:41,187 --> 00:33:42,647 It's moving. 315 00:33:43,439 --> 00:33:44,899 Come on. 316 00:33:48,778 --> 00:33:50,488 Leave that stone here. 317 00:33:54,075 --> 00:33:57,036 - Wait downstairs. - I want some too. 318 00:33:57,495 --> 00:34:00,164 You stand watch. Make sure nobody comes. 319 00:34:00,373 --> 00:34:02,500 That woman is fierce. She'll kill you. 320 00:34:03,167 --> 00:34:04,752 Come on! 321 00:34:05,294 --> 00:34:07,130 Here, give me your hand. 322 00:34:07,338 --> 00:34:10,258 Is this thing safe? 323 00:34:10,967 --> 00:34:12,093 Yes, Brother. 324 00:34:14,178 --> 00:34:17,181 Where's the girl? 325 00:34:18,683 --> 00:34:21,144 And Macunaíma? 326 00:34:23,813 --> 00:34:26,107 Up there? 327 00:34:48,254 --> 00:34:49,839 Get your hands off! 328 00:35:03,227 --> 00:35:05,354 You're so naughty! 329 00:35:58,366 --> 00:36:02,662 Our hero now lived peacefully at the home of Ci, 330 00:36:02,870 --> 00:36:05,873 the warrior who loved to play with him. 331 00:36:08,042 --> 00:36:09,293 Macunaíma? 332 00:36:09,502 --> 00:36:11,462 Listen, it's us! 333 00:36:12,505 --> 00:36:15,258 Us! Me and Jiguê. 334 00:36:15,883 --> 00:36:18,803 - Listen, Jiguê wants to know... - You do! You do! 335 00:36:19,011 --> 00:36:22,723 ...if we can come and live with you. 336 00:36:22,932 --> 00:36:24,976 Don't even think about it! 337 00:36:25,184 --> 00:36:26,727 Listen here, Maanape. 338 00:36:26,936 --> 00:36:29,897 One's not enough, two's company, 339 00:36:30,106 --> 00:36:31,858 but four is a total mess. 340 00:36:35,987 --> 00:36:41,367 In the mornings, Ci would wake up early and go wage war in the city. 341 00:36:42,118 --> 00:36:45,454 Macunaíma would stay at home resting. 342 00:36:53,796 --> 00:36:58,134 Mandu sarará 343 00:36:59,510 --> 00:37:04,682 I had exile for a father 344 00:37:05,516 --> 00:37:10,104 And unhappiness for a mother 345 00:37:10,855 --> 00:37:12,815 Mandu... 346 00:37:13,482 --> 00:37:15,234 I brought you a present. 347 00:37:15,443 --> 00:37:16,777 What is it? 348 00:37:16,986 --> 00:37:19,906 - Something you really like. - What? 349 00:37:20,114 --> 00:37:23,534 - Guess! - I don't know. 350 00:37:25,703 --> 00:37:27,079 Money. 351 00:37:27,955 --> 00:37:29,665 Gimme. Gimme. 352 00:37:31,918 --> 00:37:33,544 Money. 353 00:37:39,008 --> 00:37:42,053 - It's a lot. - Yeah, come and get it. 354 00:37:44,180 --> 00:37:45,264 Come here. 355 00:37:46,599 --> 00:37:47,725 Come here. 356 00:37:49,227 --> 00:37:51,395 - Is there more? - Yes, there is. 357 00:37:51,938 --> 00:37:55,316 If you want to earn that money, you'll have to work for it. 358 00:37:55,942 --> 00:37:57,610 - Come on. - Gimme. 359 00:37:57,818 --> 00:37:58,736 Come on. 360 00:37:58,945 --> 00:38:00,071 I'll get you. 361 00:38:02,740 --> 00:38:05,326 Gimme the money. 362 00:38:38,985 --> 00:38:42,989 Wow, you smell so good, babe. 363 00:38:44,740 --> 00:38:47,118 It's gunpowder, sweetheart. 364 00:38:47,326 --> 00:38:49,787 - Do you like it? - Very much. 365 00:39:07,430 --> 00:39:09,682 Hello. Hello? 366 00:39:12,435 --> 00:39:15,354 - Is Ci there? - She can't come to the phone right now. 367 00:39:16,397 --> 00:39:17,940 She's very busy. 368 00:39:22,987 --> 00:39:24,947 Call back later, sir. 369 00:39:37,585 --> 00:39:38,961 Good Lord. 370 00:39:42,423 --> 00:39:43,966 Will you give it to me? 371 00:39:44,175 --> 00:39:45,926 Don't even think about it. 372 00:39:46,469 --> 00:39:48,346 Then take it off. It hurts me. 373 00:39:48,554 --> 00:39:50,181 I'd rather die. 374 00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:53,142 I'll tell you a secret. 375 00:39:55,978 --> 00:39:59,565 This is a good-luck stone. It's called a muiraquitã. 376 00:40:00,733 --> 00:40:03,527 As long as I have it, only good things will happen to me. 377 00:40:04,111 --> 00:40:05,696 Like you. 378 00:40:05,905 --> 00:40:07,239 Then lend it to me. 379 00:40:10,576 --> 00:40:12,620 I'll leave it to you when I die. 380 00:40:16,499 --> 00:40:18,084 Let's play again! 381 00:40:26,217 --> 00:40:27,176 Come. 382 00:40:27,385 --> 00:40:30,179 Ah, feeling lazy. 383 00:40:30,388 --> 00:40:32,765 I'll wake you up. 384 00:40:37,228 --> 00:40:38,813 Come here. 385 00:40:57,081 --> 00:41:02,211 MANY TIMES LATER... 386 00:41:13,639 --> 00:41:15,558 Don't go to sleep. 387 00:41:30,573 --> 00:41:33,951 - Don't do that, you wildcat! - I will. 388 00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:36,620 Let's go to sleep, darling. 389 00:41:36,829 --> 00:41:38,664 No, let's play! 390 00:41:39,540 --> 00:41:41,333 Let's play. 391 00:42:06,442 --> 00:42:08,819 - Well, hero? - Well, what? 392 00:42:09,028 --> 00:42:11,405 - You're not going to go on? - Go on what? 393 00:42:12,198 --> 00:42:17,703 Well, honey, we're playing and you just stop right in the middle! 394 00:42:19,288 --> 00:42:20,956 I forgot. 395 00:42:22,875 --> 00:42:26,045 Hold on. I'll show you, lazybones. 396 00:42:42,144 --> 00:42:44,396 Ouch! Stinging nettles! 397 00:42:44,605 --> 00:42:46,899 No, not with nettles! 398 00:43:29,984 --> 00:43:33,487 In this manner, within six months, 399 00:43:33,696 --> 00:43:35,990 Ci gave birth to a black son. 400 00:43:52,965 --> 00:43:56,302 Macunaíma rested for the prescribed month after delivery, 401 00:43:56,844 --> 00:43:59,013 but he refused to fast. 402 00:44:02,308 --> 00:44:04,852 The baby was flat-headed. 403 00:44:05,060 --> 00:44:09,315 Macunaíma flattened it even more by patting it every day 404 00:44:09,523 --> 00:44:11,233 and saying to the kid, 405 00:44:11,442 --> 00:44:13,193 “My son, 406 00:44:13,402 --> 00:44:16,947 grow up fast so you can go to São Paulo and make a lot of money.” 407 00:44:19,450 --> 00:44:22,661 Mama! Mama! 408 00:44:22,870 --> 00:44:25,289 Hold on, sweetie! Mama's coming. 409 00:44:33,714 --> 00:44:36,216 10:15. 410 00:44:36,759 --> 00:44:38,969 10:30. 411 00:44:39,595 --> 00:44:43,140 10:45 for enough time to get there. 412 00:44:43,349 --> 00:44:45,392 Another five minutes. 413 00:44:45,601 --> 00:44:47,728 11 o'clock, I'll be at the Cathedral. 414 00:44:48,729 --> 00:44:50,898 I think 11:15 will be all right. 415 00:44:58,405 --> 00:45:00,366 What time did you set it for? 416 00:45:01,283 --> 00:45:05,329 11:15. But I think the clock is running a little fast. 417 00:45:07,289 --> 00:45:09,291 Put the kid in the buggy. 418 00:45:09,500 --> 00:45:10,834 Come. 419 00:45:22,304 --> 00:45:24,765 Come here. 420 00:45:29,603 --> 00:45:33,023 - Will you wait? - Aren't you late, sweetheart? 421 00:45:33,232 --> 00:45:35,567 I am, but just one more kiss. 422 00:45:40,948 --> 00:45:42,449 Last one. 423 00:45:44,702 --> 00:45:46,704 All right, we'll come back to this later. 424 00:45:57,131 --> 00:45:59,216 If it's for me, say I left already. 425 00:46:11,311 --> 00:46:12,521 Hello. 426 00:46:15,524 --> 00:46:17,901 You're such a drag, Maanape. 427 00:46:19,611 --> 00:46:21,405 What boardinghouse? 428 00:46:25,284 --> 00:46:27,119 Is the food good? 429 00:46:27,327 --> 00:46:28,996 Heavy? 430 00:46:29,997 --> 00:46:33,375 No, I'm talking about the food. 431 00:46:37,087 --> 00:46:38,881 Lunch or dinner? 432 00:46:40,966 --> 00:46:44,219 Something terrible just happened! I know something terrible just happened! 433 00:46:48,348 --> 00:46:49,808 She blew up! 434 00:46:59,109 --> 00:47:01,945 The hero found nothing to bury. 435 00:47:02,488 --> 00:47:05,324 Even so, he insisted on going to the cemetery. 436 00:47:18,504 --> 00:47:21,507 Don't cry, little Brother. 437 00:47:26,595 --> 00:47:29,306 I can't take it. 438 00:47:38,023 --> 00:47:39,441 Gimme those glasses. 439 00:47:43,737 --> 00:47:46,323 Don't let it get you down. 440 00:47:46,532 --> 00:47:50,160 Hell, if one crab dies, the whole marsh doesn't mourn. 441 00:47:50,369 --> 00:47:52,496 Two! Two crabs. 442 00:47:52,704 --> 00:47:55,082 Get over it, Brother. Let's go have some fun. 443 00:47:55,290 --> 00:47:58,210 Maanape's over the hill, but you and I are still young. 444 00:48:17,312 --> 00:48:21,108 Well, Brother, a first love has no rival. 445 00:48:35,581 --> 00:48:40,085 She lives up there now, beautifully adorned... 446 00:48:41,587 --> 00:48:43,463 free from the ants... 447 00:48:45,424 --> 00:48:47,634 all adorned with light... 448 00:48:48,969 --> 00:48:51,096 transformed into a star. 449 00:48:51,805 --> 00:48:54,641 Light... Ci. 450 00:49:23,253 --> 00:49:24,922 It's a vulture. 451 00:49:34,056 --> 00:49:39,436 Daddy came and told me 452 00:49:40,604 --> 00:49:44,441 You won't have any love 453 00:49:44,650 --> 00:49:48,028 Mandu sarará 454 00:49:48,737 --> 00:49:53,200 Mama came and gave me 455 00:49:53,909 --> 00:49:58,413 A necklace made of sorrows 456 00:49:58,997 --> 00:50:02,376 Mandu sarará 457 00:50:16,640 --> 00:50:18,892 He must be rich. 458 00:50:23,855 --> 00:50:26,900 - Don't be greedy. - How handsome! 459 00:50:27,109 --> 00:50:28,986 I've told you already! 460 00:50:29,194 --> 00:50:32,489 Get away from him! Get out of there! 461 00:50:32,698 --> 00:50:34,616 Please, Mother. 462 00:50:35,993 --> 00:50:37,285 Leave him to me. 463 00:50:39,413 --> 00:50:42,749 Mother, look how handsome he is. 464 00:50:42,958 --> 00:50:45,210 I want him too. 465 00:50:45,419 --> 00:50:47,254 Let me, Mother. 466 00:51:01,810 --> 00:51:05,731 Don't you leave that boat, you hear, my pet? 467 00:51:05,939 --> 00:51:09,276 You wait right here for us. 468 00:51:24,332 --> 00:51:25,792 Damn it. 469 00:51:27,044 --> 00:51:29,755 Think I'm some wimp who takes orders from a woman? 470 00:51:32,841 --> 00:51:38,346 You pirate, see what happens when you go off with the first girl you meet? 471 00:51:39,139 --> 00:51:42,768 A mouth full of sores. That mouth! 472 00:51:43,643 --> 00:51:45,562 Now have some of this tea, 473 00:51:45,771 --> 00:51:47,856 so you'll be back in shape for the next girl. 474 00:51:48,523 --> 00:51:50,817 I can't wait to see who she'll be. 475 00:51:51,026 --> 00:51:53,904 The best thing for sores, ma'am, is a key to the tabernacle. 476 00:51:54,112 --> 00:51:55,989 Maanape went to find one at the church. 477 00:51:56,198 --> 00:51:58,283 - Your picture's in the paper. - Really? 478 00:51:58,492 --> 00:52:00,869 - Let me see! - Give it here. 479 00:52:07,584 --> 00:52:10,337 “Crimes Against Decency in a Park!” 480 00:52:10,545 --> 00:52:12,881 Take this key. Suck on it! 481 00:52:13,090 --> 00:52:15,884 The priest chased me down. It wasn't easy to shake him. 482 00:52:16,093 --> 00:52:17,677 Let me see! 483 00:52:17,886 --> 00:52:20,472 You're famous, my angel. 484 00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:22,474 The muiraquitã! 485 00:52:26,686 --> 00:52:31,024 “The Champions of Private Enterprise.” “The giant of industry and commerce...” 486 00:52:31,233 --> 00:52:34,653 - Read it normal. Your voice sounds weird! - I swallowed the key. 487 00:52:34,861 --> 00:52:37,697 “The giant of industry and commerce, Mr. Venceslau Pietro Pietra, 488 00:52:37,906 --> 00:52:41,368 told the press that the most precious stone in his collection 489 00:52:41,576 --> 00:52:45,997 is an ancient amulet called a muiraquitã that brings great luck to its owner. 490 00:52:46,206 --> 00:52:48,083 He found it in the belly of a catfish!” 491 00:52:48,291 --> 00:52:50,877 It was right here inside this catfish. 492 00:52:51,461 --> 00:52:53,922 I had it stuffed, but it didn't come out so good. 493 00:52:54,131 --> 00:52:56,383 You waste of space! 494 00:52:57,300 --> 00:53:02,222 When I bit into its belly, there was the stone, 495 00:53:02,430 --> 00:53:03,807 hard as can be. 496 00:53:04,432 --> 00:53:05,851 I almost broke a tooth. 497 00:53:06,852 --> 00:53:08,019 Fake. 498 00:53:09,479 --> 00:53:12,274 - Sir, but didn't you clean the fish first? - Clean the fish? 499 00:53:12,482 --> 00:53:15,277 I don't clean anything! I don't have time for that! 500 00:53:15,485 --> 00:53:17,237 You waste of space! 501 00:53:18,405 --> 00:53:20,490 I eat fish raw. 502 00:53:21,324 --> 00:53:26,079 Whatever state it's in, that's the way I eat it. End of story. 503 00:53:26,997 --> 00:53:30,458 Here's the stone, here's the fish for anyone who doesn't believe me. 504 00:53:31,668 --> 00:53:36,006 Any of these miserable workers could have found that stone. 505 00:53:36,214 --> 00:53:41,094 But no, it was I! It was I who found the muiraquitã 506 00:53:41,803 --> 00:53:44,306 And the muiraquitã brings great luck. 507 00:53:44,848 --> 00:53:46,474 So I became rich. 508 00:53:46,683 --> 00:53:50,020 And since money also brings great luck, I became very rich. 509 00:53:51,021 --> 00:53:52,022 Look. 510 00:53:52,856 --> 00:53:56,151 All of this is new equipment. 511 00:53:57,402 --> 00:53:59,988 American, secondhand. 512 00:54:00,197 --> 00:54:01,948 Come here, boy! 513 00:54:02,240 --> 00:54:04,075 Come here, young man! 514 00:54:05,285 --> 00:54:09,497 If you only knew what luck this stone gives me, young man. 515 00:54:12,292 --> 00:54:13,877 Get out of my way. 516 00:54:14,085 --> 00:54:16,671 The brothers decided to act fast. 517 00:54:16,880 --> 00:54:19,507 For it's the first strike that kills the snake. 518 00:54:19,716 --> 00:54:21,468 They went to the giant's house. 519 00:54:22,219 --> 00:54:23,803 Oh, man! 520 00:54:24,012 --> 00:54:26,056 Oh, man! 521 00:54:28,850 --> 00:54:30,852 There's loads of fruit! 522 00:54:31,686 --> 00:54:35,815 - Really? Give me one. - Give me that one. 523 00:54:36,024 --> 00:54:38,109 Give me that yellow one. 524 00:54:38,318 --> 00:54:40,153 That banana right there! Give it to me! 525 00:54:40,362 --> 00:54:42,364 - This one? - Yeah, that's it! 526 00:54:42,572 --> 00:54:44,324 Give it. 527 00:54:45,575 --> 00:54:48,745 - Give it to me! - Don't give it to him. Give it to me. 528 00:54:50,038 --> 00:54:52,540 You wise guy! You gave me a rotten one. 529 00:54:52,749 --> 00:54:54,501 Take that, you jerk! 530 00:54:54,709 --> 00:54:57,712 What are you doing? Don't make noise. The giant will hear us. 531 00:54:57,921 --> 00:55:00,507 - Then give me some fruit! - Yeah, and me too. 532 00:55:00,715 --> 00:55:01,883 - That one. - Which? 533 00:55:02,092 --> 00:55:03,927 That one! The red one! 534 00:55:04,886 --> 00:55:06,680 - This one? - Yeah, that one. 535 00:55:09,015 --> 00:55:11,309 - Mmm, that one's good. - Good, is it? 536 00:55:11,518 --> 00:55:14,229 So you're just gonna sit up there in a tree 537 00:55:14,437 --> 00:55:19,317 and eat pineapple, banana and the rest of it? 538 00:55:39,838 --> 00:55:41,047 Hold on to him. 539 00:55:58,523 --> 00:55:59,441 Wait, weren't you dead? 540 00:55:59,649 --> 00:56:02,652 No, I was playing possum so he'd stop shooting at me. I'm no dummy. 541 00:56:02,861 --> 00:56:05,280 The hero was worried. 542 00:56:05,488 --> 00:56:08,283 He could never return to the house of the giant, 543 00:56:08,491 --> 00:56:10,910 because now Venceslau knew who he was. 544 00:56:12,078 --> 00:56:14,122 And Venceslau Pietro Pietra 545 00:56:14,331 --> 00:56:17,959 was the giant, Piaimã, eater of men. 546 00:56:18,668 --> 00:56:20,837 Macunaíma thought and thought. 547 00:56:21,046 --> 00:56:23,590 Then at about 3 p.m., he had an idea. 548 00:56:32,766 --> 00:56:34,726 I'd like to speak with Venceslau the giant. 549 00:56:34,934 --> 00:56:36,186 Venceslau speaking. 550 00:56:36,394 --> 00:56:40,648 It is? I'm a young lady, newly divorced, by the way. 551 00:56:40,857 --> 00:56:43,193 I'd very much like to talk business with you. 552 00:56:43,401 --> 00:56:45,904 Great, great, very nice. 553 00:56:46,112 --> 00:56:49,032 Well, miss, you could come over right now. 554 00:56:49,574 --> 00:56:52,702 The old Ceiuci, my wife, is out with her daughters 555 00:56:52,911 --> 00:56:55,747 so we can negotiate at leisure. 556 00:56:56,289 --> 00:56:58,458 - And I can come without being afraid? - Sure. 557 00:56:58,666 --> 00:57:00,835 I'm not one to scare anybody. 558 00:57:09,969 --> 00:57:11,971 Goodness gracious, what is that? 559 00:57:14,682 --> 00:57:17,227 My collection of songbirds. 560 00:57:20,563 --> 00:57:21,773 I see. 561 00:57:22,816 --> 00:57:26,569 Sir, you must know that I read your interview in the paper. 562 00:57:29,406 --> 00:57:31,241 And I became very interested, you know. 563 00:57:31,908 --> 00:57:37,497 Because I also collect rare stones. 564 00:57:39,958 --> 00:57:43,253 I'm only missing one stone. 565 00:57:45,713 --> 00:57:49,008 I'm only missing one stone... 566 00:57:50,677 --> 00:57:51,928 the muiraquitã. 567 00:57:54,013 --> 00:57:56,641 Your tea, mademoiselle. 568 00:57:58,685 --> 00:58:00,687 It's to complete my collection. 569 00:58:03,314 --> 00:58:05,650 Is it true that you have one? 570 00:58:07,235 --> 00:58:08,778 The muiraquitã. 571 00:58:12,365 --> 00:58:14,033 Genuine. 572 00:58:23,418 --> 00:58:27,213 - Won't you sell it to me? - It's not for sale. 573 00:58:29,090 --> 00:58:31,134 Then lend it to me. 574 00:58:36,306 --> 00:58:42,187 Do you think I'd sell the most precious stone in my collection just for a smile? 575 00:58:42,395 --> 00:58:43,813 But I only wanted to... 576 00:58:44,689 --> 00:58:49,277 Look here. With me, it's all or nothing. 577 00:58:49,819 --> 00:58:52,530 I won't sell it, but I might give it. 578 00:58:54,240 --> 00:58:55,366 It depends. 579 00:59:01,789 --> 00:59:02,957 Yes. 580 00:59:08,129 --> 00:59:10,423 It depends. 581 00:59:10,632 --> 00:59:12,509 It depends on what, Mr. Venceslau? 582 00:59:15,637 --> 00:59:22,227 What remains of our love? 583 00:59:22,769 --> 00:59:29,150 What remains of those fair days? 584 00:59:29,359 --> 00:59:31,110 A photo... 585 00:59:46,251 --> 00:59:47,835 My goodness! 586 00:59:52,215 --> 00:59:55,009 Venceslau! What books you have! 587 00:59:55,969 --> 00:59:57,178 Goodness. 588 00:59:57,387 --> 00:59:59,931 - Do you like them? - More or less. 589 01:00:01,224 --> 01:00:04,102 I also have a great film collection. 590 01:00:05,144 --> 01:00:10,108 This one is based on the book you're reading. 591 01:00:11,609 --> 01:00:13,570 A loose adaptation. 592 01:00:14,696 --> 01:00:16,739 - Want to see it? - Is it good? 593 01:00:16,948 --> 01:00:18,032 Very good. 594 01:00:18,700 --> 01:00:21,244 Take off your clothes. You'll feel more comfortable. 595 01:00:21,452 --> 01:00:23,288 What for, Mr. Venceslau? 596 01:00:23,496 --> 01:00:25,582 - Don't you want the muiraquitã? - I do. 597 01:00:25,790 --> 01:00:27,500 Then take off your clothes first. 598 01:00:27,709 --> 01:00:29,419 - You'll give it to me? - Yes. 599 01:00:29,627 --> 01:00:31,879 - Then give it! - No! Take it off first! 600 01:00:32,088 --> 01:00:34,424 - Do you swear? - I swear! 601 01:00:36,342 --> 01:00:38,970 All right. But behind the screen. 602 01:00:44,309 --> 01:00:45,226 Please go. 603 01:00:45,435 --> 01:00:46,978 Go. 604 01:00:47,186 --> 01:00:48,688 Over there. 605 01:01:02,243 --> 01:01:05,330 - Okay, now give me the muiraquitã. - Take it off. 606 01:01:11,294 --> 01:01:12,670 Take it off. 607 01:01:14,547 --> 01:01:16,007 Just like that. 608 01:01:17,884 --> 01:01:19,177 Take it off. 609 01:01:19,385 --> 01:01:20,637 Like that. 610 01:01:20,845 --> 01:01:23,056 Just like that. 611 01:01:25,141 --> 01:01:26,059 There! 612 01:01:26,267 --> 01:01:28,978 - Now give me the muiraquitã. - What? No, no, no. 613 01:01:29,979 --> 01:01:31,397 Take it all off. That's it. 614 01:01:31,606 --> 01:01:33,358 - Take this! - Keep going. 615 01:01:35,318 --> 01:01:39,113 - Okay. That's everything. - No, there's more, or is it that you... 616 01:01:40,323 --> 01:01:41,991 Here. That's it. Now give me. 617 01:01:42,200 --> 01:01:44,494 No, I won't. Take it off! 618 01:01:51,125 --> 01:01:52,460 Here. Done! 619 01:01:55,129 --> 01:01:56,881 You're a boy! 620 01:01:57,090 --> 01:01:58,716 Well, I'm open-minded. 621 01:01:58,925 --> 01:02:01,219 Come here! This is nonsense! 622 01:02:58,109 --> 01:03:00,069 I came to ask for something 623 01:03:00,278 --> 01:03:03,781 because I'm very upset with someone. 624 01:03:03,990 --> 01:03:05,992 - What's your name? - Macunaíma. 625 01:03:06,200 --> 01:03:10,121 A name that starts with “ma”? That's bad luck. 626 01:03:11,706 --> 01:03:13,875 Do you know what I want? 627 01:03:15,126 --> 01:03:20,548 I really want to beat up that bastard giant, Venceslau Pietro Pietra. 628 01:03:21,424 --> 01:03:23,134 I'll call his spirit to come here. 629 01:03:23,342 --> 01:03:24,761 Yes, do it! 630 01:03:26,220 --> 01:03:28,514 And everything we do will happen to him? 631 01:03:28,723 --> 01:03:30,975 - It will happen. - It will? 632 01:03:31,184 --> 01:03:35,521 - Can I beat up that goddamn giant? - Yes, you can. 633 01:03:47,909 --> 01:03:50,703 Stay calm, Pietro. 634 01:03:51,871 --> 01:03:53,956 You're so worked up, Pietro. 635 01:03:55,082 --> 01:03:56,542 Calm down. 636 01:04:03,800 --> 01:04:05,927 The guests, Pietro! 637 01:04:29,992 --> 01:04:32,954 We better take off that stone. Hand me the scissors, please. 638 01:04:38,209 --> 01:04:41,587 - Put it under the bandages. - All right, underneath. 639 01:04:43,589 --> 01:04:46,050 Venceslau spent months in bed. 640 01:04:46,259 --> 01:04:49,637 Macunaíma couldn't do a thing to get the muiraquitã, 641 01:04:49,846 --> 01:04:53,474 now trapped under bandages stuck to the giant's body. 642 01:04:53,683 --> 01:04:56,018 Terribly frustrated with this holding pattern, 643 01:04:56,227 --> 01:04:58,312 the hero went out to take his mind off things. 644 01:04:58,521 --> 01:05:01,524 It was a new holiday that the Brazilians had recently invented, 645 01:05:01,732 --> 01:05:02,900 Day of the Southern Cross. 646 01:05:03,109 --> 01:05:06,445 It's the traditional and sacrosanct Southern Cross, 647 01:05:06,654 --> 01:05:09,282 the most marvelous symbol of our country. 648 01:05:10,241 --> 01:05:13,870 It is the purpose, the goal, the destiny, 649 01:05:14,078 --> 01:05:17,582 the objective and consecration 650 01:05:17,790 --> 01:05:21,085 of our procession, with rosaries round our necks, 651 01:05:21,294 --> 01:05:25,131 in defense of our property, and modest savings, 652 01:05:25,339 --> 01:05:28,050 in defense of the lives of our children, 653 01:05:28,259 --> 01:05:30,177 and the faithfulness of our wives, 654 01:05:30,386 --> 01:05:34,640 against the danger of our country being invaded, 655 01:05:34,849 --> 01:05:38,686 by exotic and spurious ideologies! 656 01:05:39,353 --> 01:05:42,440 Against the atheism of the atheists, 657 01:05:42,648 --> 01:05:45,735 against the perversion of our traditions 658 01:05:45,943 --> 01:05:48,863 and bureaucratic duplicity, 659 01:05:49,071 --> 01:05:53,117 which in prior governments has been the scourge of Brazil! 660 01:05:53,659 --> 01:05:55,536 - That's not true! - Shut up, kid! 661 01:05:55,745 --> 01:05:59,665 Gentlemen, the most sublime symbol is the Southern Cross. 662 01:05:59,874 --> 01:06:01,584 No, it's not! 663 01:06:02,376 --> 01:06:05,755 The most sublime symbol is the mysterious Southern Cross. 664 01:06:05,963 --> 01:06:07,715 - No, it's not! - Shut up! 665 01:06:07,924 --> 01:06:10,676 Pull him down from there! 666 01:06:15,848 --> 01:06:18,851 No, it's not! 667 01:06:19,060 --> 01:06:21,354 You tell 'em, Brother! 668 01:06:22,063 --> 01:06:23,814 No, it's not! 669 01:06:24,023 --> 01:06:28,277 Gentlemen, it's not at all what this fellow here just said. 670 01:06:30,112 --> 01:06:33,074 Those four stars up there, 671 01:06:33,866 --> 01:06:36,118 which nobody can see right now because it's daytime, 672 01:06:36,953 --> 01:06:41,040 those four stars ain't got nothing to do with nothing! 673 01:06:41,248 --> 01:06:41,958 Hear, hear. 674 01:06:42,166 --> 01:06:44,752 Now, the most important thing 675 01:06:44,961 --> 01:06:48,255 is that the scourges of Brazil 676 01:06:48,965 --> 01:06:52,510 aren't any of the ones that mulatto mentioned either. 677 01:06:53,844 --> 01:06:56,430 - Now that you're white, you're racist too? - Shut it. 678 01:06:56,639 --> 01:06:59,308 The scourges of Brazil 679 01:06:59,517 --> 01:07:02,478 are the coffee pest, the pink bollworm, 680 01:07:02,687 --> 01:07:04,647 soccer, the black fly, 681 01:07:04,855 --> 01:07:07,566 no-see-ums, mosquitoes, midges, carrion flies 682 01:07:07,775 --> 01:07:09,318 and all those other bloodsuckers! 683 01:07:09,527 --> 01:07:11,445 Bravo! 684 01:07:12,196 --> 01:07:15,616 And all those wild cows running around. Because the tame cow gives milk, 685 01:07:15,825 --> 01:07:17,868 but the wild one, only if she feels like it! 686 01:07:18,077 --> 01:07:19,495 Bravo! 687 01:07:20,830 --> 01:07:25,084 Not to mention the diseases: Erysipelas, measles, lumbago, constipation, malaria 688 01:07:25,292 --> 01:07:29,505 bellyaches, toothaches, chilblains, swelling, hookworm infection, 689 01:07:29,714 --> 01:07:33,801 and a giant with no character, Venceslau Pietro Pietra, 690 01:07:34,010 --> 01:07:35,636 who stole my muiraquitã! 691 01:07:36,178 --> 01:07:37,388 My friends, 692 01:07:37,596 --> 01:07:42,143 ants aplenty and nobody's healthy, those are the ills of Brazil! 693 01:07:42,351 --> 01:07:44,979 Subversive! 694 01:07:45,688 --> 01:07:48,065 - Communist! - Subversive! 695 01:07:48,274 --> 01:07:50,943 - You should be in jail! - Call the police! 696 01:07:56,323 --> 01:07:57,742 Run! 697 01:07:57,950 --> 01:07:59,702 Get out of there! 698 01:08:02,913 --> 01:08:04,707 - You're under arrest. - What for? 699 01:08:04,915 --> 01:08:07,585 Suspicious behavior. You were running away. 700 01:08:07,793 --> 01:08:10,629 Sir, you don't understand. 701 01:08:10,838 --> 01:08:12,673 It's exactly the opposite. 702 01:08:12,882 --> 01:08:15,801 I was in pursuit. It was a guinea pig that was on the run. 703 01:08:16,010 --> 01:08:18,888 - What? A guinea pig? - Yeah, a guinea pig. 704 01:08:19,096 --> 01:08:20,097 Didn't you guys see it? 705 01:08:20,306 --> 01:08:22,641 The guinea pig came running this way from Ouvidor Street. 706 01:08:22,850 --> 01:08:25,019 Guinea pig, my ass. Let's lynch him! 707 01:08:25,227 --> 01:08:28,230 If he says he saw a guinea pig, it's because he saw a guinea pig, end of story! 708 01:08:28,439 --> 01:08:29,857 There's no guinea pig here! 709 01:08:30,066 --> 01:08:33,152 What do you mean? Look at the tracks! 710 01:08:36,572 --> 01:08:40,117 Guinea pigs here, at the stock exchange, right in the heart of the metropolis? 711 01:08:40,326 --> 01:08:42,203 I know. Who'd have thought? 712 01:08:42,411 --> 01:08:45,539 Look at these tracks! They're fresh. 713 01:08:52,046 --> 01:08:55,966 Sir! Excuse me, sir. What is the exact meaning of those words? 714 01:08:56,175 --> 01:08:58,260 I don't know. I'm just babbling. 715 01:08:59,428 --> 01:09:02,807 Are you trying to make fools of us? Where are the guinea pig tracks? 716 01:09:03,015 --> 01:09:06,644 Easy, everyone. I didn't say there are guinea pig tracks. 717 01:09:06,852 --> 01:09:09,563 I said there were, but not anymore. Pardon me. 718 01:09:09,772 --> 01:09:11,607 Not so fast! 719 01:09:11,816 --> 01:09:13,692 Here we are killing ourselves to make a living 720 01:09:13,901 --> 01:09:15,861 and then along comes some bozo breaking up our work day 721 01:09:16,070 --> 01:09:19,490 just to track down some guinea pig, and then there's no guinea pig! What the hell? 722 01:09:19,698 --> 01:09:21,742 No, no. First of all, 723 01:09:21,951 --> 01:09:24,578 I didn't ask anyone to go looking for guinea pig tracks. 724 01:09:24,787 --> 01:09:26,997 I just asked these two, Jiguê and Maanape. 725 01:09:27,206 --> 01:09:30,042 - Second of all, who's the bozo here? - You are! 726 01:09:30,251 --> 01:09:32,419 No, I'm not. You've got it wrong. 727 01:09:32,628 --> 01:09:35,756 And another thing, I ain't scared of one, 100 or 10,000 of you. 728 01:09:35,965 --> 01:09:38,092 I've just about had it so you better watch out! 729 01:09:38,300 --> 01:09:41,095 Let's lynch him! 730 01:09:41,303 --> 01:09:44,390 Okay, here's the deal. Lynch these two. I'm outta here. 731 01:09:44,598 --> 01:09:47,601 Lynch them! Lynch them! 732 01:09:47,810 --> 01:09:51,355 - Lynch them! - Wait a minute. 733 01:09:59,155 --> 01:10:03,117 Here we are, my little sweetheart, you'll feel better in no time. 734 01:10:03,325 --> 01:10:06,912 Nothing like a hot footbath to cure a cold. 735 01:10:08,038 --> 01:10:11,083 Aww, my little darling, my poor little baby. 736 01:10:12,501 --> 01:10:16,297 Just look at that! You slept with your clothes on? 737 01:10:16,505 --> 01:10:19,717 My poor little baby! You were cold, weren't you? 738 01:10:19,925 --> 01:10:22,469 You should have called me, poor baby. 739 01:10:22,678 --> 01:10:25,139 Now, just put your little toes here in the water. 740 01:10:25,347 --> 01:10:26,891 Careful, it's hot. 741 01:10:27,099 --> 01:10:28,601 Just like that. 742 01:10:28,809 --> 01:10:30,394 Now the other little toes. 743 01:10:30,603 --> 01:10:33,856 That's right, my love. That feels better, doesn't it? 744 01:10:34,064 --> 01:10:35,774 You should have listened to my advice, 745 01:10:35,983 --> 01:10:38,152 instead of roaming around with your brothers. 746 01:10:38,360 --> 01:10:40,321 Aw, you're such a cutie pie. 747 01:10:40,529 --> 01:10:45,492 Ooh, it's hot, but it feels so good! 748 01:10:45,701 --> 01:10:47,494 Oh, my love. 749 01:10:48,495 --> 01:10:50,581 Leave me alone! 750 01:10:50,789 --> 01:10:53,542 Listen, you just don't get it. 751 01:10:53,751 --> 01:10:56,212 When a white man runs, he's a champion. 752 01:10:56,420 --> 01:10:59,298 But when a black man runs, he's a thief. 753 01:10:59,506 --> 01:11:01,759 You were running, the crowd went after you, 754 01:11:01,967 --> 01:11:04,261 and you spent the night in jail. Well done. 755 01:11:04,470 --> 01:11:07,473 Listen here, you crackpot, old-timers belong at home. 756 01:11:07,681 --> 01:11:10,351 - You had no business out in the streets. - Go to hell! 757 01:11:10,559 --> 01:11:11,518 You first, grandpa. 758 01:11:14,021 --> 01:11:15,898 You should be in the cemetery already. 759 01:11:23,614 --> 01:11:26,200 What's with the long faces, guys? It's bad for your health. 760 01:11:31,747 --> 01:11:37,169 What exactly did you say you saw right in the heart of the metropolis? 761 01:11:37,378 --> 01:11:39,338 - The heart of what? - Don't play dumb! 762 01:11:39,546 --> 01:11:42,633 What did you tell people you saw in the street yesterday afternoon? 763 01:11:42,841 --> 01:11:44,134 - Yeah! - A guinea pig. 764 01:11:44,343 --> 01:11:48,305 A guinea pig, my ass! You know very well there wasn't no guinea pig! 765 01:11:53,811 --> 01:11:55,354 I lied. 766 01:11:59,525 --> 01:12:03,529 And why did you lie, everybody's sweetheart? 767 01:12:03,737 --> 01:12:05,990 I didn't mean to. 768 01:12:08,033 --> 01:12:12,288 I started telling what had happened, and before I knew it, I was already lying. 769 01:12:14,331 --> 01:12:16,208 Macunaíma recovered from his cold, 770 01:12:16,417 --> 01:12:20,129 but he still lacked the courage to confront the giant in person. 771 01:12:20,796 --> 01:12:25,301 To pass the time, he sat in the park killing ants. 772 01:12:27,219 --> 01:12:30,180 Good morning, my friend. How's it going? Fine, thank you very much. 773 01:12:35,060 --> 01:12:36,729 I'll sell you my duck if you like. 774 01:12:36,937 --> 01:12:39,773 - Why would I want that stinky thing? - Yes, it does stink. 775 01:12:41,442 --> 01:12:43,152 But it's worth it. 776 01:12:43,360 --> 01:12:45,487 When he does his business, money comes out. 777 01:12:45,696 --> 01:12:46,864 I'll give you a good price. 778 01:12:47,072 --> 01:12:49,700 Stop pulling my leg. Who ever saw a duck like that? 779 01:12:51,785 --> 01:12:54,330 Hold out your hand. 780 01:12:54,538 --> 01:12:56,081 Hold out your hand! 781 01:13:00,544 --> 01:13:02,087 Oh, man! 782 01:13:03,130 --> 01:13:04,423 Money! 783 01:13:05,299 --> 01:13:09,094 You see? Save it up, and you'll be filthy rich. 784 01:13:09,636 --> 01:13:11,597 - I'll give you a good price. - How much? 785 01:13:11,805 --> 01:13:13,307 400 contos. 786 01:13:13,515 --> 01:13:14,767 400 contos? 787 01:13:15,642 --> 01:13:17,353 Well, then I can't. I've only got 30,000. 788 01:13:17,561 --> 01:13:19,897 Okay then, because I like you, I'll do it for 30. 789 01:13:23,484 --> 01:13:26,528 Five, ten, 15, 20, 25, 30. 790 01:13:26,737 --> 01:13:28,238 Give it here. Thank you. 791 01:13:28,447 --> 01:13:30,366 Any time. See you later! 792 01:14:09,238 --> 01:14:11,031 Thank you, my boy. 793 01:14:18,372 --> 01:14:19,832 Now it's mine. 794 01:14:29,007 --> 01:14:31,760 - What's the matter? - He stole my money. 795 01:14:33,137 --> 01:14:35,347 - And you didn't do anything? - No. 796 01:14:37,057 --> 01:14:38,559 Got any left? 797 01:14:38,767 --> 01:14:40,769 - Just a little. - Yeah? Give it here. 798 01:14:40,978 --> 01:14:43,647 Take that! That'll teach you to be an idiot! 799 01:14:45,107 --> 01:14:48,485 He who has navigated waterfalls fears not the torments of hell! 800 01:15:04,376 --> 01:15:05,961 Good afternoon, miss. 801 01:15:07,838 --> 01:15:11,800 Is Venceslau at home? 802 01:15:12,009 --> 01:15:15,762 No, Venceslau went to Europe to recover from a beating. 803 01:15:15,971 --> 01:15:19,433 The only ones here are Mrs. Ceiuci, 804 01:15:19,641 --> 01:15:21,852 with the little daughter and the big one. 805 01:15:22,060 --> 01:15:26,231 Listen, would you happen to know 806 01:15:26,440 --> 01:15:32,112 if he took to Europe a muiraquitã stone hanging from his neck? 807 01:15:33,906 --> 01:15:35,282 I don't know. 808 01:15:35,491 --> 01:15:40,704 But if you like, you can stay in my room until night falls. 809 01:15:40,913 --> 01:15:45,209 Then you can check Mrs. Ceiuci's safe once she's asleep. 810 01:15:51,298 --> 01:15:53,342 Funny, this room of yours. 811 01:15:54,259 --> 01:15:56,762 Yeah, it's all right. 812 01:15:58,305 --> 01:16:00,349 What's your name? 813 01:16:00,557 --> 01:16:02,017 It's... 814 01:16:04,353 --> 01:16:05,604 Jiguê. 815 01:16:10,359 --> 01:16:12,194 You were so distracted. 816 01:16:12,402 --> 01:16:16,073 I've got a lot on my mind, girl, lots of responsibilities. 817 01:17:02,744 --> 01:17:04,580 Good evening, ma'am. 818 01:17:04,788 --> 01:17:07,708 You know, I was just trying to lure one of those red-winged tinamous 819 01:17:07,916 --> 01:17:09,251 and the bird came in here. 820 01:17:10,669 --> 01:17:11,712 What's this, Mother? 821 01:17:11,920 --> 01:17:15,215 Look at the duck I've caught. Doesn't he look tasty? 822 01:17:15,966 --> 01:17:17,676 Mmm, really good. 823 01:17:17,884 --> 01:17:20,679 Don't be a sissy. Let's take him to the kitchen. 824 01:17:20,887 --> 01:17:23,473 - You hurt me, ma'am. - Hurry up! 825 01:17:26,518 --> 01:17:28,228 No, ma'am. 826 01:17:28,437 --> 01:17:32,190 Slow down! It really hurts! 827 01:17:33,483 --> 01:17:36,486 Mother, what are you two gonna have for dinner? 828 01:17:36,695 --> 01:17:38,989 This duck that we caught. Come give me a hand. 829 01:17:39,197 --> 01:17:41,241 You pluck him while we make the sauce. 830 01:17:41,450 --> 01:17:44,745 What a beauty! Where'd you catch him? 831 01:17:44,953 --> 01:17:46,705 We caught him with the net. 832 01:17:48,290 --> 01:17:49,875 Put some salt in the pot! 833 01:17:51,835 --> 01:17:53,795 - Look at that... - Quiet! 834 01:17:54,546 --> 01:17:55,797 You know... 835 01:17:56,006 --> 01:17:57,966 Now, let's see here. 836 01:17:58,175 --> 01:18:01,720 I've had nothing to do for so long. That's why I'll be nice to you today. 837 01:18:03,930 --> 01:18:05,265 I'm going to tell you two riddles. 838 01:18:05,474 --> 01:18:08,810 If you get the answers right, I'll let you escape to my room, okay? 839 01:18:12,773 --> 01:18:16,568 Tell me this. Where is a woman's hair the kinkiest? 840 01:18:17,986 --> 01:18:19,613 - In Africa. - Right! 841 01:18:20,155 --> 01:18:21,907 Now for a harder one. 842 01:18:23,033 --> 01:18:24,701 Tell me this. 843 01:18:24,910 --> 01:18:27,913 Brother, now let us do as God intends, 844 01:18:28,121 --> 01:18:31,124 put hair against hair and leave the bald one within. 845 01:18:33,126 --> 01:18:36,254 You really are shameless, aren't you? 846 01:18:36,463 --> 01:18:40,717 Not at all. it's the eye. When we sleep, our lashes touch. 847 01:18:40,926 --> 01:18:42,344 So that's it! 848 01:18:45,305 --> 01:18:49,017 You got it wrong. But I'll take you to my room anyway, okay? 849 01:18:49,226 --> 01:18:50,894 - Come with me! - Mother, Mother! 850 01:18:51,103 --> 01:18:52,354 Daughter! 851 01:18:52,896 --> 01:18:57,651 You devil! Daughter! 852 01:19:04,241 --> 01:19:09,037 Daughter, give me back my duck or I'll throw you out for good! 853 01:19:10,414 --> 01:19:12,749 Quick, before she breaks down the door. 854 01:19:12,958 --> 01:19:14,167 Quick what? 855 01:19:17,421 --> 01:19:21,675 Sorry, but I can't do it so fast. I get nervous. Maybe some other time. 856 01:19:21,883 --> 01:19:23,635 Open this door, Daughter! 857 01:19:28,306 --> 01:19:30,809 Goodness, you lost your pants? 858 01:19:32,519 --> 01:19:33,645 No. 859 01:19:34,396 --> 01:19:37,274 I was swindled by a salesman in the Praça da República. 860 01:19:37,482 --> 01:19:41,528 And I lost all our money. Thirty contos. 861 01:19:41,737 --> 01:19:43,071 Goddamn it! 862 01:19:47,200 --> 01:19:49,369 - Jiguê hasn't come home yet? - No! 863 01:19:49,911 --> 01:19:53,206 - Think he might have any money? - No, he's broke too. 864 01:19:53,790 --> 01:19:55,292 You don't even know the worst of it. 865 01:19:59,546 --> 01:20:01,840 The giant went off to Europe, 866 01:20:02,048 --> 01:20:04,593 no one knows when he'll return and he's got the muiraquitã. 867 01:20:04,801 --> 01:20:06,428 So now what? 868 01:20:06,636 --> 01:20:07,596 Now I don't know. 869 01:20:07,804 --> 01:20:11,308 Of course. You just sat there twiddling your thumbs. 870 01:20:11,516 --> 01:20:13,685 Did you think the giant was going to wait for you? 871 01:20:15,145 --> 01:20:17,272 God gives nuts to those with no teeth. 872 01:20:24,029 --> 01:20:25,739 Hi, there. 873 01:20:27,073 --> 01:20:29,326 This is Suzy. 874 01:20:31,161 --> 01:20:32,788 Our hammock is over there. 875 01:20:32,996 --> 01:20:35,791 Get undressed and lie down. I'll be right there. 876 01:20:39,628 --> 01:20:41,922 I'll get it. 877 01:20:49,304 --> 01:20:50,847 - I've got it! - What? 878 01:20:51,056 --> 01:20:53,308 I've got the solution to your problem! 879 01:20:53,517 --> 01:20:55,227 You pretend to be an artist, 880 01:20:55,435 --> 01:20:58,814 get a government grant and go to Europe too. 881 01:20:59,022 --> 01:21:00,148 Okay. 882 01:21:04,778 --> 01:21:06,071 Who knows? 883 01:21:07,030 --> 01:21:09,324 Jeez, turn out the lights! 884 01:21:13,662 --> 01:21:15,247 Take this pill. 885 01:21:18,124 --> 01:21:20,293 - What if it doesn't work? - Wanna bet? 886 01:21:21,378 --> 01:21:24,756 Mother always said, “Eat bullshit, but don't bet on it.” 887 01:21:27,425 --> 01:21:29,261 At the government hut, 888 01:21:29,469 --> 01:21:31,555 they informed him that they were already sponsoring 889 01:21:31,763 --> 01:21:33,515 more than a thousand artists in Europe, 890 01:21:33,723 --> 01:21:37,727 and plus there were over a thousand on the waiting list, 891 01:21:37,936 --> 01:21:40,981 so that, our hero would only be able to go when pigs fly or Hell freezes over. 892 01:22:00,584 --> 01:22:03,128 Morning, pops! How's it going? 893 01:22:03,336 --> 01:22:05,005 So-so, kid. 894 01:22:05,839 --> 01:22:08,842 - How's the family? - Same as always. 895 01:22:11,094 --> 01:22:13,013 Why don't you take a picture, it'll last longer? 896 01:22:13,972 --> 01:22:15,599 Keep staring, and I'm gonna have to charge admission. 897 01:22:15,807 --> 01:22:17,809 What are you doing down there? 898 01:22:19,436 --> 01:22:23,648 - I'm busting my nuts so I can eat. - Get outta here! 899 01:22:23,857 --> 01:22:27,527 Look, kid. If you don't believe me, why ask? 900 01:22:30,906 --> 01:22:32,949 - Are they tasty? - Try some. 901 01:22:38,163 --> 01:22:39,623 Mmm, that is good. 902 01:22:40,206 --> 01:22:43,627 - Got any more? - All gone. I only had two. 903 01:22:44,169 --> 01:22:46,713 But if mine were that tasty, how do you think yours will be? 904 01:22:46,922 --> 01:22:48,173 Eat 'em up, kid. 905 01:22:51,635 --> 01:22:53,386 Doesn't it hurt? 906 01:22:55,764 --> 01:22:57,015 Actually, it feels good. 907 01:22:59,517 --> 01:23:01,519 Think you're brave enough? 908 01:23:02,729 --> 01:23:04,064 Watch this. 909 01:23:07,943 --> 01:23:09,736 Sic transit... 910 01:23:21,289 --> 01:23:25,001 Feeling better, sweetheart? 911 01:23:25,210 --> 01:23:26,670 May God help him recover. 912 01:23:26,878 --> 01:23:29,339 A blow like that is very dangerous. 913 01:23:29,547 --> 01:23:33,093 It could kill, or worse, if you survive. 914 01:23:33,301 --> 01:23:35,595 Have you noticed if his voice got higher? 915 01:23:36,388 --> 01:23:38,014 What's the matter? 916 01:23:39,057 --> 01:23:41,059 It's better to switch... 917 01:23:42,811 --> 01:23:45,814 Let Suzy do the massage. 918 01:23:46,022 --> 01:23:48,817 And I'll show her another one. 919 01:23:49,025 --> 01:23:51,069 You guys can wait outside, okay? 920 01:24:02,247 --> 01:24:05,500 - That's funny. My elbow's hurting. - Could it be? 921 01:24:08,420 --> 01:24:10,964 Macunaíma, can we come in? 922 01:24:11,172 --> 01:24:12,590 Just a second! 923 01:24:12,799 --> 01:24:14,676 His voice got lower. 924 01:24:16,469 --> 01:24:18,638 - See anything? -It's covered. 925 01:24:19,222 --> 01:24:21,850 Macunaíma, open up! 926 01:24:22,058 --> 01:24:23,768 Open this door! 927 01:24:23,977 --> 01:24:25,520 Macunaíma, open up! 928 01:24:25,729 --> 01:24:28,398 Okay! Come on in. 929 01:24:28,940 --> 01:24:32,235 Sensational! I'm cured! 930 01:24:35,989 --> 01:24:37,365 Move over. 931 01:24:41,327 --> 01:24:43,246 You're all better now? 932 01:24:43,455 --> 01:24:45,790 Man, that massage worked wonders. 933 01:24:46,458 --> 01:24:51,337 Jiguê and Maanape decided that the hero really had no character. 934 01:24:51,546 --> 01:24:55,425 He had sworn on their mother that he wouldn't even look at Suzy. 935 01:24:56,342 --> 01:24:59,387 As a result, Jiguê sent Suzy away 936 01:24:59,596 --> 01:25:03,767 and our hero became so sorrowful and lamented so much 937 01:25:03,975 --> 01:25:09,105 that to cheer him up, his brothers took him to visit the city's leper colony. 938 01:25:14,235 --> 01:25:15,820 A letter from the giant! 939 01:25:19,657 --> 01:25:21,868 “Having just returned from Europe, France and Bahia... 940 01:25:24,037 --> 01:25:25,872 where he went to recover from a beating, 941 01:25:26,081 --> 01:25:27,749 he knows not from whom, but has his suspicions, 942 01:25:27,957 --> 01:25:32,420 the giant Venceslau Pietro Pietra invites Mr. Macunaíma, alone, 943 01:25:32,629 --> 01:25:36,591 to a feijoada banquet to celebrate the marriage of the giant's daughter.” 944 01:25:36,800 --> 01:25:39,677 Don't go, Brother. The giant will eat you. 945 01:25:39,886 --> 01:25:42,347 Gotta put your money where your mouth is. Call a cab. 946 01:25:51,314 --> 01:25:55,026 Hey, buddy. I can't pay, but here's some advice worth its weight in gold. 947 01:25:55,235 --> 01:25:57,654 In this world, there are three bars that bring about the downfall of man: 948 01:25:57,862 --> 01:26:01,074 sandbars, gold bars, and bars where the women don't put out! 949 01:26:01,282 --> 01:26:05,495 Come on in, son! Let's not stand on ceremony. 950 01:26:05,703 --> 01:26:09,624 I'll introduce you to my daughter. Let's pretend you don't know her. 951 01:26:10,500 --> 01:26:12,168 She got married today! 952 01:26:12,377 --> 01:26:16,965 She was getting a bit too friendly, so we had to find a husband for her. 953 01:26:19,425 --> 01:26:22,345 Don't do that, my fine fellow. 954 01:26:22,554 --> 01:26:25,974 Be a good boy and I'll lend you the muiraquitã, okay? 955 01:26:26,975 --> 01:26:28,434 Will you really, Venceslau? 956 01:26:28,643 --> 01:26:31,896 Good grief, son. You have no idea what luck it's brought me. 957 01:26:32,105 --> 01:26:35,275 Thanks to that stone, I've earned more than a thousand million this year. 958 01:26:35,483 --> 01:26:39,154 Stop it! Don't do that, my distinguished guest! 959 01:26:39,362 --> 01:26:44,117 Don't make a fuss, everyone's waiting for you to have the feijoada feast. 960 01:26:50,373 --> 01:26:51,875 Tomorrow at this time, 961 01:26:52,083 --> 01:26:54,127 ping, ping, ping! 962 01:26:54,669 --> 01:26:58,131 And me with your mother, boom, boom, boom! 963 01:27:02,218 --> 01:27:04,387 Your attention, please! 964 01:27:05,638 --> 01:27:07,682 Here's the spin! 965 01:27:10,602 --> 01:27:14,022 Dog number five! Who is it, Daughter? 966 01:27:14,606 --> 01:27:17,859 Mr. Carlito Chaves. 967 01:27:36,044 --> 01:27:38,963 Number nine! Snake! 968 01:27:39,172 --> 01:27:41,841 Mrs. Elizabeth Neves! 969 01:27:54,145 --> 01:27:59,192 Here, get on this swing. You'll see what fun it is. 970 01:27:59,400 --> 01:28:01,486 I don't want to, Venceslau. 971 01:28:02,987 --> 01:28:07,033 - I'm feeling lazy. - Go on and swing. it's great fun. 972 01:28:07,242 --> 01:28:10,745 I don't even know how to swing. You go first, show me how it's done. 973 01:28:10,954 --> 01:28:14,165 Me? No, you go. It's as easy as drinking water. 974 01:28:14,374 --> 01:28:16,918 Get on, I'll push you. 975 01:28:31,933 --> 01:28:34,394 That's enough. Thanks. 976 01:28:34,602 --> 01:28:35,895 Keep swinging! 977 01:28:36,104 --> 01:28:39,023 If only my father and mother were here, 978 01:28:39,232 --> 01:28:42,235 I wouldn't be suffering in the hands of this devil! 979 01:28:44,612 --> 01:28:47,156 Keep swinging! 980 01:28:47,699 --> 01:28:50,410 Now I'll get an arrow and... 981 01:28:50,618 --> 01:28:52,829 - What are you doing? - Give me that. 982 01:28:53,037 --> 01:28:58,668 My muiraquitã! 983 01:28:58,876 --> 01:29:01,212 So, so, so. 984 01:29:01,421 --> 01:29:04,007 If I get out of this one, 985 01:29:04,215 --> 01:29:06,217 I won't eat anybody anymore. 986 01:29:24,610 --> 01:29:27,113 Needs salt! 987 01:29:43,129 --> 01:29:46,799 So the three brothers decided to return to their native home. 988 01:29:47,342 --> 01:29:51,387 They were content, but the hero was the happiest of them all, 989 01:29:51,596 --> 01:29:54,098 since he felt what only heroes can feel: 990 01:29:54,807 --> 01:29:56,476 an immense satisfaction. 991 01:29:57,101 --> 01:30:01,105 He brought with him his most prized possessions from the city's civilization 992 01:30:01,314 --> 01:30:05,109 and a young lady named Princess, who was truly elegant. 993 01:30:05,318 --> 01:30:11,199 Ants aplenty and nobody's healthy, those are the ills of Brazil! 994 01:30:12,033 --> 01:30:13,409 Let's go, Princess. 995 01:30:14,243 --> 01:30:17,538 Brother, let us go 996 01:30:17,747 --> 01:30:21,501 To the banks of the Uraricoera 997 01:30:22,668 --> 01:30:25,630 Brother, let us go 998 01:30:25,838 --> 01:30:29,467 To the banks of the Uraricoera 999 01:30:33,304 --> 01:30:35,098 Taperá tapejara, caboré 1000 01:30:35,306 --> 01:30:36,974 Arapaçu paçoca, cabora 1001 01:30:37,183 --> 01:30:38,935 Taperá tapejara, caboré 1002 01:30:39,143 --> 01:30:41,479 Arapaçu paçoca, cabora 1003 01:30:41,687 --> 01:30:45,233 Brother, let us go To the banks of the Uraricoera 1004 01:30:45,858 --> 01:30:47,026 Write this down, Princess: 1005 01:30:47,235 --> 01:30:50,988 A bridge must be built here to improve the lives of the people of Goiás. 1006 01:30:55,952 --> 01:30:57,578 Taperá tapejara, caboré 1007 01:30:57,787 --> 01:30:59,247 Arapaçu paçoca, cabora 1008 01:30:59,455 --> 01:31:01,040 Taperá tapejara, caboré 1009 01:31:01,249 --> 01:31:03,626 Arapaçu paçoca, cabora 1010 01:31:03,835 --> 01:31:07,088 Brother, let us go 1011 01:31:07,296 --> 01:31:10,550 To the banks of the Uraricoera 1012 01:31:12,718 --> 01:31:17,223 As night fell, the hero's lips trembled with emotion. 1013 01:31:17,765 --> 01:31:19,058 He was longing for Ci. 1014 01:31:19,267 --> 01:31:23,020 He who is far from his loves, suffers terrible torments. 1015 01:31:25,314 --> 01:31:28,359 Ah, Ci, you unforgettable she-devil! 1016 01:31:29,944 --> 01:31:31,946 You're up there roaming around in the heavens... 1017 01:31:33,448 --> 01:31:37,994 beautifully adorned, free from the ants... 1018 01:31:39,078 --> 01:31:41,205 playing with God knows who. 1019 01:31:42,081 --> 01:31:45,084 Rudá! Rudá! 1020 01:31:46,169 --> 01:31:49,464 God of love in the heavens who sends the rains... 1021 01:31:50,506 --> 01:31:54,010 make it so that all the lovers my beloved may find 1022 01:31:54,218 --> 01:31:55,970 are impotent! 1023 01:31:56,679 --> 01:32:00,766 Awake in that she-devil longing for her devil. 1024 01:32:01,601 --> 01:32:04,020 Make her remember me... 1025 01:32:05,188 --> 01:32:06,439 tomorrow... 1026 01:32:07,482 --> 01:32:10,067 when the Sun sets in the west. 1027 01:32:16,491 --> 01:32:19,035 Finally, everything was becoming more and more familiar. 1028 01:32:19,827 --> 01:32:24,415 A gentle hill came into view in a place called Pai da Tocandeira, 1029 01:32:24,624 --> 01:32:26,209 and just beyond the tapir's tracks, 1030 01:32:26,417 --> 01:32:29,837 the old field could be seen, now overgrown, 1031 01:32:30,046 --> 01:32:33,216 and the old straw hut, fallen into disrepair. 1032 01:33:16,425 --> 01:33:19,345 The others went to work to have something to eat. 1033 01:33:20,012 --> 01:33:24,141 Maanape went to fish in the river, but the fish didn't even nibble. 1034 01:33:24,350 --> 01:33:26,185 Princess went out to the field. 1035 01:33:26,811 --> 01:33:31,190 There wasn't a single ear of corn and not one manioc root in the ground. 1036 01:33:32,066 --> 01:33:35,653 Jiguê, who was very brave went off to hunt in the woods, 1037 01:33:35,861 --> 01:33:37,822 but he didn't even spot any birds. 1038 01:33:38,489 --> 01:33:40,032 When they came back... 1039 01:33:45,580 --> 01:33:48,207 - What is it? - I bet you were sleeping. 1040 01:33:48,416 --> 01:33:49,584 No, I wasn't. 1041 01:33:49,792 --> 01:33:52,086 I was trying to lure one of those red-winged tinamous, 1042 01:33:52,295 --> 01:33:53,754 but you made noise and that was that. 1043 01:33:53,963 --> 01:33:55,798 The bird got away. 1044 01:33:56,007 --> 01:33:59,010 Liar! Princess, you're the witness. 1045 01:33:59,218 --> 01:34:02,388 Everyone went off to work. The only one who didn't lift a finger was your man, 1046 01:34:02,597 --> 01:34:05,349 who besides sleeping all day long, makes things harder for us. 1047 01:34:06,017 --> 01:34:07,602 He's lying, Princess. 1048 01:34:07,810 --> 01:34:08,769 I... 1049 01:34:09,520 --> 01:34:11,897 - ...caught a deer. - Where is it? 1050 01:34:12,815 --> 01:34:16,652 I was walking down this trail when I came across his tracks. 1051 01:34:16,861 --> 01:34:19,030 It wasn't a brocket deer, just a regular forest deer. 1052 01:34:19,238 --> 01:34:22,658 I crouched down and started following the tracks, 1053 01:34:22,867 --> 01:34:24,076 examining them. 1054 01:34:24,285 --> 01:34:26,495 Then all of a sudden 1055 01:34:27,038 --> 01:34:29,498 my head bumped into something soft. 1056 01:34:30,166 --> 01:34:32,960 It was hilarious. Guess what it was! 1057 01:34:33,169 --> 01:34:36,297 It was the deer's ass, can you believe it? 1058 01:34:38,424 --> 01:34:41,761 Then he asked me, “What the heck are you doing back there, cousin?” 1059 01:34:41,969 --> 01:34:44,722 “Looking for you,” I said, and I went... 1060 01:34:45,723 --> 01:34:47,266 I killed that brocket deer! 1061 01:34:51,771 --> 01:34:53,022 Where is he? 1062 01:34:53,856 --> 01:34:55,608 I ate him. 1063 01:34:55,816 --> 01:34:58,361 I was so hungry I ate him up, tripe and all. 1064 01:34:58,569 --> 01:35:00,571 I even brought back a piece for you, but... 1065 01:35:01,739 --> 01:35:04,533 then I slipped while crossing the creek, and went tumbling. 1066 01:35:04,742 --> 01:35:07,662 And the meat went flying and landed right on an anthill. 1067 01:35:07,870 --> 01:35:10,831 And the whole thing was covered in ants. 1068 01:35:12,208 --> 01:35:14,251 You went hunting? 1069 01:35:14,919 --> 01:35:16,629 Well, yeah, I did. 1070 01:35:23,719 --> 01:35:26,055 Look me right in the eye. 1071 01:35:26,722 --> 01:35:29,392 If it's true, you won't blink. 1072 01:35:29,600 --> 01:35:32,144 If it's a lie, you'll blink. 1073 01:35:34,647 --> 01:35:36,399 It's a lie! 1074 01:35:36,607 --> 01:35:39,068 Well, now that I don't hunt, I won't fish either. 1075 01:35:39,276 --> 01:35:40,695 Is that so? 1076 01:35:40,903 --> 01:35:42,446 Help me, Brother. 1077 01:35:52,456 --> 01:35:55,543 Princess, let's go play. 1078 01:35:57,712 --> 01:36:00,715 When I wanted to, you didn't. 1079 01:36:01,716 --> 01:36:03,926 Now go play with yourself. 1080 01:36:22,653 --> 01:36:27,241 You reap what you sow, as we know. 1081 01:36:29,660 --> 01:36:32,455 Opportunity makes a thief of us all. 1082 01:36:35,875 --> 01:36:39,336 When the going gets tough, the tough shit on you. 1083 01:36:41,964 --> 01:36:46,093 The following day, when the hero awoke trembling with fever, 1084 01:36:46,302 --> 01:36:49,555 he saw that no one was left in the ruined hut. 1085 01:36:49,764 --> 01:36:54,351 He'd been left as a cadaver with no one to mourn him, in total abandonment. 1086 01:37:23,464 --> 01:37:26,425 Ah, feeling lazy. 1087 01:37:34,433 --> 01:37:39,688 The hero now spent his days in the hammock hanging from two cashew tree stumps. 1088 01:37:40,606 --> 01:37:43,192 He slept fitfully and ate cashews. 1089 01:37:43,400 --> 01:37:46,320 He was awfully fed up because he didn't comprehend the silence. 1090 01:37:47,863 --> 01:37:53,494 Then one day, a talking parrot showed up and kept the hero company. 1091 01:37:54,286 --> 01:37:56,872 Macunaíma, to pass the time, 1092 01:37:57,081 --> 01:38:02,962 told the parrot about the famous events that had befallen him since childhood. 1093 01:38:03,170 --> 01:38:06,966 I was in the pot and that mother wanted to eat me. 1094 01:38:07,174 --> 01:38:10,594 But then she told her daughter to take off my clothes. 1095 01:38:10,803 --> 01:38:13,597 As she was taking them off, she took the opportunity to feel me up. 1096 01:38:13,806 --> 01:38:16,725 She was grabbing me all over. 1097 01:38:20,437 --> 01:38:22,565 She really wanted to eat me. 1098 01:38:25,109 --> 01:38:28,404 So then I escaped with the daughter and got into the bathtub. 1099 01:38:28,612 --> 01:38:30,573 We were in the tub, and the mother was pounding. 1100 01:38:31,866 --> 01:38:34,743 “Open this door or I'll break it down!” 1101 01:38:34,952 --> 01:38:37,872 I said, “Shh, be quiet. She's about to break in.” 1102 01:38:38,080 --> 01:38:41,292 “No, she isn't. You'll see.” And we hid. 1103 01:38:41,500 --> 01:38:43,210 But we could hear her. 1104 01:38:44,253 --> 01:38:45,588 “Open this door!” 1105 01:38:45,796 --> 01:38:48,132 We stayed in there for so long. 1106 01:38:49,174 --> 01:38:51,051 It was a blast. 1107 01:38:52,469 --> 01:38:55,848 The hero boasted of all those glorious times past. 1108 01:38:57,099 --> 01:39:00,102 One day, as the month of January arrived, 1109 01:39:00,311 --> 01:39:04,398 Macunaíma woke up late to the ominous cries of a cuckoo bird. 1110 01:39:05,357 --> 01:39:07,526 The heat was still and sweltering, 1111 01:39:07,735 --> 01:39:11,071 and the hero felt a new desire in his muscles, 1112 01:39:11,280 --> 01:39:13,407 stirring for the first time. 1113 01:39:14,408 --> 01:39:17,369 He remembered that he hadn't played in so long. 1114 01:39:24,877 --> 01:39:27,004 Come, parrot. Come on. 1115 01:39:27,755 --> 01:39:28,923 Come on. 1116 01:39:56,367 --> 01:39:58,869 They say that cold water gets rid of desire. 1117 01:40:09,213 --> 01:40:13,300 This beautiful woman was no woman at all. 1118 01:40:13,509 --> 01:40:16,637 She was Uiara, eater of men. 1119 01:40:17,763 --> 01:40:19,807 Since she only showed herself from the front 1120 01:40:20,015 --> 01:40:22,017 and backed away without turning, 1121 01:40:22,226 --> 01:40:25,270 Macunaíma couldn't see the hole in the nape of her neck 1122 01:40:25,479 --> 01:40:27,606 through which the treacherous creature breathed. 1123 01:40:34,488 --> 01:40:36,031 Miss. 1124 01:40:40,452 --> 01:40:41,745 Miss. 1125 01:40:58,595 --> 01:41:02,349 Glory to the men who raise up the nation 1126 01:41:02,558 --> 01:41:07,479 Our beloved nation, Brazil 1127 01:41:08,522 --> 01:41:10,774 Since the times of Pedro Cabral 1128 01:41:10,983 --> 01:41:17,114 Who called this land glorious One fateful day in April 1129 01:41:18,282 --> 01:41:21,952 With the voice of the raging waterfalls 1130 01:41:22,161 --> 01:41:27,082 Of the winds and the oceans Rippling in the blue 1131 01:41:28,083 --> 01:41:31,795 Glory to those men, heroes of our country 1132 01:41:32,004 --> 01:41:37,134 The fortunate land of the Southern Cross 1133 01:41:37,760 --> 01:41:41,346 Glory to those men, heroes of our country 1134 01:41:41,555 --> 01:41:46,518 The fortunate land of the Southern Cross 1135 01:41:47,478 --> 01:41:51,982 Even as the land first appeared 1136 01:41:52,191 --> 01:41:56,862 Shimmering green and gold over the sea 1137 01:41:57,071 --> 01:42:01,784 This land of Brazil which came to light 1138 01:42:01,992 --> 01:42:06,205 Was the native home to noble heroes 1139 01:42:07,206 --> 01:42:11,960 Even as the land first appeared 1140 01:42:12,169 --> 01:42:16,799 Shimmering green and gold over the sea 1141 01:42:17,007 --> 01:42:21,637 This land of Brazil which came to light 1142 01:42:21,845 --> 01:42:25,974 Was the native home to noble heroes 1143 01:43:26,869 --> 01:43:30,539 Macunaíma was restored from the original image and sound negatives. 1144 01:43:30,747 --> 01:43:33,000 Certain missing frames came from a duplicate negative 1145 01:43:33,208 --> 01:43:35,210 made in France, in 1999. 1146 01:43:35,419 --> 01:43:37,629 The original film sync was retained. 1147 01:43:37,838 --> 01:43:41,925 Digital 2K restoration was completed in São Paulo, in June, 2004. 1147 01:43:42,305 --> 01:43:48,215 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 87322