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(GIGGLING)

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Ha!

(SPEAKING JAPANESE)

Cut!

Yes.

How was that?

Cutting, turning around. Take 15.

Harley, that was excellent.

Okay, how's my accent?

We'll get it.

Kiki, a moment.

Harley, This is hands down the
best thing you've ever done.

- It is?
- They made you a costume,

you are officially part of the
Kiki-Loki universe. You're canon!

Dude, thank you so much for
letting me be here today.

Are all the commercials for...

- Do-shita-no.
- Do-shita-no or...

Are they all like this?

All the ones with Kiki-Loki, yeah.

But in Japan Kiki-Loki's everywhere.

Comic books, cartoons.

I'm even wearing Kiki-Loki
underwear, check it out.

Alright, I don't need to see
your big boy underpants.

Since you seem to know...

What is a Kiki-Loki?

A half chicken, half elephant,

half totally awesome
kirin-type creature.

Why stop at three halves?

Kiki-Loki spits in the
face of human arithmetic.

Oh my God, the assassins of thirst.

You think I can just talk to them?

Yeah, I'm sure they speak
"geeked out fan boy".

- Go knock yourself out.
- No way.

Hey superstar!

Hey, this is my first job
as your primary agent.

Vijay I wanna thank you so
much for this opportunity.

I promise I will not let you down.

You totally think I'm gonna let
you down. Come on, I'm a pro!

Yeah, a pro who Hollywood
thinks is having

- an extended nervous breakdown.
- Do you think that?

No, no, of course not,
I just don't think that you are uh...

- Committed to all of this.
- I am super committed.

I swear on this stack of...

- Do-shita-no.
- Do-shita-no,

that I will not let you down.

Mr. Carter?

Ms. Hatanaka would like to see you.

- Who is that?
- The actress you're starring with.

Oh yes, Kiki-Loki.

Let's go.

♪♪

So what do you think so far?

Uh, not really thinking,

just taking in the
amazingness of it all.

Thank you so much for helping us.

Everyone loves your
character Charlie Carter.

Not as much as they love Kiki-Loki.

Well, Kiki-Loki stands for everything

that is good in the world.

People do love that.

People also love Jin.

In over 60 years Jin is only the
third person to wear the costume.

Before her, only her father and her
grandfather had been Kiki-Loki.

It is my family's business.
I had no choice.

Uh... sorry, but can't anybody
just wear the costume?

Couldn't anyone just be Charlie Carter?

Yeah, you're right,
it would not be the same.

Anyway, thank you,
it's an honour to help you sell your...

Dai... sha... to...

- Da-shita-no.
- Do-shta-no.

Doshtanno.

Uh speed right past the "t" as
if it is not even there.

Do-shta-no.

Do-shta-no! (LAUGHS)

You'll get it.

We should get back.

Got a kick.

See you on set.

♪♪

Mr. Carter.

I know you find this all pretty strange.

Well, we don't really have a ton

of magical chicken-elephants
here in Bishop.

No, but you do have similar things.

Do you know how Santa
Claus became popular?

By giving away presents?

A soft drink company took
a character many people

had never heard of and
created a mythology.

But really Santa Claus is just
a hermit who enslaves elves.

Forces them to make toys,

then in the middle of the
night breaks into your house.

To preserve this story,
parents lie to their children.

I find that terrifying.

Well yeah, but presents.

Made by slaves.

Uh... elves

Who don't get paid, so slaves.

Well yeah, but it makes people happy.

As does Kiki-Loki.

Alright, this time you will
drink the Do-shita-no.

This will give you and
Kiki-Loki the power

to defeat the assassins and
bring happiness to the world.

Drinking from a can laid
by a mythological creature

is a small price to pay
for world happiness.

Okay back to ones everyone!

- Places!
- Places!

Vijay, man thanks for
making this happen.

Hey, any friend of Harley's.

You guys know Harley Carter?

Kinda best friends so...

Wait, do you guys know Kiki-Loki?

We know Jin, yeah.

I'm Harley's agent Vijay Gill.

- Hey.
- Hey.

Your boy is killing it out there.

He tends to bring it.

Okay guys, we're good to go!

- Quiet on set!
- Roll sound!

And...

- Action!
- Ha!

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Jin!

Jin!

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Is she okay?

I think she's dead.

Get the medic!

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There's a noticeable flush in the face,

but she's wearing a 50-pound suit.

So you're thinking, what, heart attack?

Could be, or a stroke.

Rare in somebody so young,
but not totally unheard of.

I'll be able to tell you more
when I get a closer look.

(SLAM)

- Is she okay?
- Let me check.

Hey, what's up?

It's just so tragic.

Kiki-Loki was such an
inspiration to so many people.

It's just hard to believe she's dead.

Hey Sam, were you a fan too?

Because I had no idea
this was such a big deal.

No, and that is why we have
to take a good long look

at what happened, because a lot
of people gonna wanna know.

So, do you wanna go get changed?

Oh yeah.

What happened?

It's okay Dot, I'm fine.

What happened to Kiki-Loki?

It happened less than an hour ago,

how did you find out so quick?

Google Alert.

Hey man, why didn't you tell
me Dot was also a Kik?

What?

Kik, Geek, fans of Kiki-Loki.

How am I supposed to know that?

There are three Kiki-Loki in my room.

Dot, I've been in your
room exactly once,

and you told me if it
ever happened again

I could go live in the bushes.

Are you making jokes at this moment?

- No, no.
- Too soon.

No, I'm sorry, I realize that
Kiki-Loki represents everything

that's good in the world.

I want to help.

There's nothing to help with, okay?

We're just getting into it,
I'll let you guys know

if we find anything out.

We must do something.

I feel your pain, man... you... Dot...

Sorry.

So isn't that standard
procedure on a job like this?

Usually as the on-set medic,

you barely know who the actors are.

You're just there in case
someone has a reaction

to the shrimp on the craft table.

But in this case, for Jin,
the company made sure they shared

all her medical records with me.

So she was sick.

No, but a couple of months ago

she had some pretty significant surgery.

A huge artery in her chest was repaired.

But she was cleared for work.

She was still taking some post-op meds.

Mostly blood pressure pills,
but other than that she was healthy.

Amazingly so, considering
what she'd just been through.

Which, sadly doesn't mean anything.

No.

When it's your time,
there's nothing you can do.

- Thank you.
- Yeah.

Oh hey, Harley, do you think the police
will have to interrogate you?

Well yeah, but because
I am the police sort of,

I'll make sure to go easy on me.

I just don't want it
to make you look bad.

Vijay, I didn't kill her.

Okay, hey I don't need to
know what happened,

- I just have to manage the damage.
- There's no damage to manage.

Okay, say no more, I'm on it.

What is he on?

No way this was an accident.

Okay a little bit of crazy
in your eyes right now.

Oh, okay, so when you say
there was an accident

we're supposed to just buy it,
but when I say it I'm crazy.

Okay, what do you think happened?

I think one of the assassins
of thirst killed her.

You think she was killed
by a fictional character?

One of the assassins,
one of the actors was watching her.

Watching... watching, between shots.

Not sure I can sell watching
equals murder to Sam,

especially since we don't even know

if this was a suspicious death.

You know what? We're on it.

Let the professionals handle it.

Dai, we're so sorry for
what happened today,

but we need to ask you a few questions.

Whatever you need.

How well did you know Jin?

We had made several
Kiki-Loki commercials

over the past few years.

She was the one who originally hired me.

We worked extremely well together.

Jin hired you?

She had a say in things like that?

Nobody's told you?

Jin isn't... wasn't just Kiki-Loki,

she was the head of the company.

Ever since her father died.

We were gonna go back to the beginning,

recreate some of the very
first Kiki-Loki commercials.

Introduce Kiki-Loki to
a whole new generation.

This was supposed to be
the start of something.

- Not the end.
- Are you the police?

Good. Inside.

Jin's stepmother.

I find if you just agree
with everything she says

the conversation goes more smoothly.

(KNOCKS)

Do you know why this commercial

is shooting in Bishop, Mr. Carter?

Because it was the most reasonable

of all my unreasonable demands?

Because of me.

Because I thought having you in the
commercial would help the company.

And you're the one who makes
those sorts of decisions?

I'm the one who makes all
the important decisions.

(SLAM)

My apologies for being so clumsy.

My apologies for being so rude.

Earlier this year I lost my husband,

and now my stepdaughter is dead.

I'm halfway around the
world from my home

and I'm the one who has
to deal with all this.

We understand Jin was
recovering from surgery?

An aortic aneurysm.

Six months ago she woke up

in the hospital barely able to move.

But she recovered quickly.

Many experts told me that she was uh...

Fine to do this commercial.

Obviously they were wrong.

Someone has to pay for this.

Well, you may be looking
at a malpractice suit,

but in the meantime we will
find out whatever we can.

Whatever I can do, please let me know.

Yeah, the sooner the case is solved,

the sooner people stop
putting "Harley Carter"

and "dead actress" in the same sentence.

Yeah, whatever I can do, I will.

Mhm, okay.

Oh, hey Dot, I just wanted to say
thank you for letting me crash here.

Oh, sure, and I'm sorry I called
you a yappy little dog.

Oh, I don't remember that.

You weren't here when I said it.

But I think you're looking
out for Harley now.

Before I thought you
were feeding his crazy.

My mistake. (SPEAKING JAPANESE)

You going somewhere?

Hey Dot, you ready?

Oh hi.

Wait, you're gonna try and
find out how Kiki-Loki died?

- No we're not.
- Hell yeah we are.

But Harley said that there
was nothing suspicious yet.

Harley also called Kiki-Loki a
"chicka-phant."

He's not invested in this.

I am paid to be invested on his behalf.

Let me come.

We might need someone with
a suit who looks good.

You look like a garbage
man and no one likes me.

Okay, fine, let's roll.

Cyanide?

I'm as surprised as you are.

She didn't die from her surgery?

No, she was poisoned.

It can present like a heart attack,

but I wanted to make sure.

Doesn't it usually take weeks
to get a report like this?

I may have called in some favours.

Because you were suspicious?

Not exactly.

Because it was Kiki-Loki.

So...

Do you tweet?

Oh thank God.

So, the manager,
now that I slipped this friend

of mine 20 bucks, is
gonna send someone over

who saw Jin before she died.

For sure Jin was here?

She was staying at this hotel.

Apparently she met people down here.

Okay, so what does that even prove?

Uh... one clue at a time there Watson,

you can't find a single breadcrumb

and immediately know...

What kinda bread you're eating.

Yeah, close enough.

So Dot, I have to admit,

I didn't peg you as a Kiki-Loki fan.

Okay, good talk.

Like many Japanese men after the war,

my father worked hard.

It was his job to put food on the table.

- He wasn't cuddly was he?
- Not cuddly.

There was one thing we disagreed about.

- Kiki-Loki.
- He told me it was silly.

But I couldn't help myself,

and then I started finding
Kiki-Loki toys in my backpack.

I thought it was my mother.

Then one day I saw him
leaving it on my shoe.

Kiki-Loki reminds you
of him, doesn't it?

If you tell Harley this story...

Your coffee truck will
become a smoking ruin

no one will know how it happened.

Secret's safe with me Dot.

What about you, Dave?

Saturday morning cartoons.

I used to get up at
the ass crack of dawn

and I'd watch all the regular stuff,
but Kiki-Loki...

Man Kiki-Loki blew my mind.

It was like it was speaking a language

that only I could understand.

Japanese?

Sekai Ni mis'terareta toki Ni.

When the world's against you.

Yeah.

Felt like I was part
of something special.

You guys asking about
the dead Japanese chick?

Yeah, I doubt we phrased it that way.

- Yes.
- What do you wanna know?

Who was she here with?

A couple of white guys,
another Asian dude.

Anyone you knew?

No, all out-of-towners.

Tucked into a table in the corner.

Yeah I don't have anymore questions.

Harley always has questions.

Do you have any photos?

No, but do you wanna know about the guy

who tried to get close to them?

The guy who we had to
throw out of the bar

because he kept saying how
much he loved Kiki-Loki?

I bet I know who that is.

- Am I right?
- Yep, that's him.

The assassin of thirst guy.

Somebody killed her?

That is what we are investigating, yes.

But we do not think it was accidental.

- What now?
- Well now we dig in.

We take a look at who
may have wanted her dead,

who loved her, who hated her,
who could get close to her.

This is horrible.

We'll need a list of all
of the names of anyone

who had access to her room,
a complete crew list.

Will you be bringing in experts?

Federal investigators?

What do you mean?

A complex case involving an
internationally known celebrity.

I need to know the most
experienced detectives

are looking into it.

Well, I appreciate your concern,
but we're on it.

♪♪

- So what now?
- So like you said, we dig in.

Oh.

What's up guys?

Well, you know,
I don't wanna say I told you so,

and I don't wanna seem like
I'm being crazy again, but...

One of the tight-fitting
onesie boys was following Jin.

You should arrest him for killing her.

You're welcome.

Kinda stole my thunder there, Dot.

They're just trying to help.

'Cause we're all
detectives now, I get it.

Eli Truscott, do you remember
him from the commercial?

Assassin number three?

Honestly it was like Mardi Gras on acid.

Unless he wasn't dressed up,
I would not remember him.

Eli Truscott?

- Yeah.
- Detective Shaw

from the Bishop police department.

You're here about Jin's death.

Yeah, is it okay if we
ask you a few questions?

Go ahead.

Did you know Jin Hatanaka?

Of course I knew her, I worked with her.

Did you ever see her outside of work?

No. Is that it?

I've gotta get back inside.

What about your smoke?

Eli, who's there?

No one Mom!

- Well, it sounds like Harley Carter!
- It's not Mom.

Invite him in,
I have a bone to pick with him.

Alright, Mom!

Hello Mom.

Well, I just wanna know why
you haven't kissed her yet?

Sadly I don't have much say

in the storylines of Call Carter, sorry.

Every week, I tune in
to see if you will.

Well, it's our diabolical plan.

Well, what we're really here
to talk about is Eli.

Eli, we have an eyewitness
that says you got awfully close

to Jin during the commercial.

I just go where the AD tells me.

Alright, well what about these?

We got half a dozen emails
from you to Ms. Hatanaka.

"From your biggest fan."

Assassin number three, you wanna explain

why you were sending emails to
a star you say you did not know?

Yeah, I was just hoping
to butter her up,

to get a bigger role, maybe a line.

Something to stand out.

You were in a onesie and a Kabuki mask,

I don't think you needed a line.

And then there's the fact that you
were stalking her at her hotel bar.

(PHONE RINGING)

Excuse me.

Hey Chief, what's up?

Shaw, do you know a
Princess Mako of Akishino?

I have no idea what
you're talking about.

Well, she knows who you are.

She's part of the Japanese royal family.

Who's just called me asking how
this investigation is going.

What?

Yeah, and solving this crime was
a pretty big deal to her.

Wow, umm, okay.

I'd love you to wrap this up.

Copy that.

♪♪

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ELI: Of course I wouldn't hurt Jin.

I loved her, she loved me too.

She loved you?

Well, she never said it,
but she didn't have to.

Did you ever actually talk to her?

Yeah of course, at the commercial.

She didn't know I was there,
she clearly wanted to be alone,

but when I introduced
myself she was so nice.

Uh, do you mind?

Can I have a puff?

I'm not supposed to,
but it smells so good.

I guess our shared secret
brought us closer together.

When I got this role,
I suspected it was destiny,

but when I spoke to her, I knew it was.

I knew that there were people
like this in the world,

but to meet one is terrifying.

I came home to my place, one night in LA

and there was this woman in my kitchen.

I had no idea who she
was or how she got there,

but she was really happy to see me.

What did she want?

She was dressed up as Lazy Jane.

It's a character from my
show who hunted my character

for a few seasons.

This lady wanted me to
kill her as Lazy Jane,

so that my character would
be free of Lazy Jane.

That's crazy, what did you do?

I sat her down, we had a few drinks,

and eventually we had sex.

I'm kidding.

I called her an Uber,
then I got a restraining order,

and then I got her the proper
medical attention.

I think we should tear
this guys house apart,

see if we can find traces of cyanide.

Shaw, TV-guy.

I just got my ass handed
to me by some woman

who says she's involved
in this commercial.

That would be Michelle.

Right, well someone's
broken into her hotel room.

She wants to make sure
Bishop's finest investigators

are sent to figure out who did it.

Chief, we've got a good
suspect in this murder...

Yeah, who will still be here
when you get back.

And to me, this company's
weird mascot dies,

one of their hotel rooms gets
cleaned out, it feels like...

- it feels...
- Hinky?

No.

Off, suspect, funny,
peculiar, not funny, ha, ha?

Just... would you just go?

Uh, not right? Fishy?

'Cause I can smell fish.

Chief, did you have fish for lunch?

Here we go. Here we go.

Harley Carter.

- Eddie Hughes.
- I'm Alex.

We're just in the middle of something,
you want a selfie?

Yeah, we don't wanna interrupt
or you know invade your space,

but we would love to talk.

Oh yeah, you guys were
at the commercial.

That's right, yeah.

Brutal thing that happened there.

Right. Are you with Do-shita-no?

No-no-no not yet, but between us,

we got our eye on them.

We've seen their financials,
they are a great target.

We're a private equity play.

We buy companies and sell off
the most profitable parts,

or identify what they're
doing wrong and then fix it.

And then you sell them.

Yep.

We think you could really help
boost value at Do-shita-no.

Isn't that what the
commercial was all about?

No, no, we're thinking way beyond that.

We thought you looked incredible on set,

and your character Carter has got legs.

We think it can work
with either this company

or other companies that
we got our eye on.

All right, well come on Harley.

You think about what we just said.

Right.

Making money by tearing down
other people's life work,

how could I forget that?

Yeah, he'll come around.

Jewelry, cash, computers,
they even broke into my safe.

- When did it happen?
- I don't know. Earlier today.

I went out for a couple of hours.

When I got back it was like this.

We're so sorry.

Detectives, my
step-daughter was murdered

and now someone is trying to target me.

We will do everything that we
can to find out who broke in.

I need answers.

I hate to say it,
but I think I agree with the chief,

which makes me feel a
little hollow inside.

Yeah it does feel coincidental.

The break-in, Jin's poisoning.

It does seem like somebody's
trying to target this company.

♪♪

(RATTLING)

So high fives all around.

The bottle you found contained
several pills laced with cyanide.

Almost certainly the stuff
that killed Ms. Hatanaka.

How does somebody even get cyanide?

You can buy it online.

But whoever did that put it in pills

that look suspiciously
like blood pressure meds.

Like the pills I found in Jin's trailer.

So maybe Michelle put
some of those pills

in Jin's bottle and waits?

Hey, did you lift any
prints off that bottle?

Nothing, Wes says it's
clean as a whistle.

So she carefully wipes the
prints from the bottle,

but then carelessly leaves her safe open

and invites the police over?

You thinking it was planted?

No, we don't know what
we're thinking yet.

- Thanks Nic.
- Yep.

So they've found the murder weapon.

The killer can't be far behind.

Thanks for letting us down here.

I know you must be breaking some rules.

The Kiki-Club has to stick together.

Now scram.

Oh, okay.

Bye.

Do you think there's such
thing as a consulting detective

to a consulting detective?

Like a detective once removed?

- But we didn't really do anything.
- Not yet.

What do you mean?
They found the murder weapon,

so likely the person whose room
they found it in is the killer.

What hotel we talking about?

The same one we were
at earlier in the bar.

- Do you have a move in mind?
- Same move as you.

- We find the killer.
- How?

I know a guy.

Wow, did she just pull
off a Harley exit?

Where do you think he gets it from?

Wait, what?

(CLEARS THROAT)

Let's just say for the sake of argument

that was Michelle's cyanide.

She puts it in the safe and what?
Forgets about it?

Not the smartest. But the big question
is, why would she want Jin dead?

Alright, let's hear it.

Okay, sales of Do-shita-no
have been dropping,

there have been rumours that the
company's gonna be bought out.

Those two well-dressed gentlemen
that we saw in front of the hotel,

they've been actively
kicking the company's tires.

But after Jin's death sales of
Do-shita-no have gone through the roof.

Evil stepmom kills
beloved mascot... gets rich.

Yeah, I dunno, I mean
Michelle seemed pissy,

but she doesn't seem psychotic.

Alright, no worries, let's split up.

You go grill evil stepmom
I've got a half-baked idea

that I wanna chase down.

Feet.

♪♪

So no one's been in?

No...

Or out?

How could someone come out
if I didn't let anyone in?

Hahahah yeah Rafalski,
now you're thinking like a detective,

I like it.

Hello Dave... and "not Daves."

Good to see you.

So you're probably wondering
what we're doing here.

No, not at all.

I actually needed your
help and here you are.

It's the ghost of Kiki-Loki at work.

No, we've actually got some
information on the case.

Terrific, because I also
have something to show you.

Come on.

MICHELLE: You're saying
Jin was poisoned?

And the poison used was
found in your room.

So that's your theory?

That I forgot it was there,
and then I called the police?

(SCOFFS)

Why do women do that?

Do what?

Think that the only way to be successful

is to swing a bigger dick
than all the men around them.

You think that's what I'm doing?

Well, yeah,
ignoring me the first time we talked,

explaining business to me like
I couldn't possibly understand,

telling me to get a cop who
can actually do the job...

Yeah, it's feeling like a strategy.

You're the one who walked
in here with a crazy theory.

Well, stranger things have been true.

And if it's not true,
if you took two seconds to put it back

in your pants and be helpful we
could find out who killed Jin.

I bet you're all wondering
why I brought you here.

Usually when you say that,

it's because one of us is the murderer.

Are you? Because while sad, that
would really free up my afternoon.

I don't think any of you are involved,

but I would like you to
take a look at these

and tell me what you see.

A recently robbed hotel room?

That's exactly what I thought.

Sam and I came up here to
investigate that robbery

and what we actually found
was the murder weapon

in the Jin Hatanaka case.

The cyanide.

How'd you know that?

Okay, now he definitely thinks
one of us is the murderer.

Oh, Nicole.

The Kiki-Club is on the case.

Good work.

Okay, will you all just
give me a little space?

There you go.

Mhm, back up, there, there we go,

a little more. Okay...

(RAPID EXHALES)

Red leather, yellow leather,
red leather, yellow leather.

(CLEARS THROAT)

Dave...

- Give me an action.
- No.

- Give me an action.
- No that's ridiculous...

- Dave, say action.
- You don't need to...

Action!

(YELLING)

(HEAVY BREATHING)

(YELLING)

(HEAVY BREATHING)

Dude! What the hell?

It's all good.

I made a damage deposit.

Like a huge damage deposit.

Now, tell me what you see.

Oh it looks almost identical
to the room in the photo.

I know a set when I see one.

Okay? I think they came up here
to make people believe

they were gonna rob the
place, but actually,

they left something behind.

Something they wanted us to find.

Extremely theatrical, but impressive.

Question? Do you have
any idea who did it?

Who broke in?

No.

We do.

I'm sorry, what?

It was the brothers.

The Hughes brothers?

Yeah, the security cameras caught them.

We asked the hotel,
they said their cameras were broken.

As I told these two...

I know a guy.

Well, I know hundreds of guys, Dot.

You need to be a little more specific.

I took a computer class with a guy

who fixes the security system here.

He fixed the cameras two days
ago and didn't tell the hotel

so he could keep charging them.

We need to tell Sam.

If not me, you want to know
who else would want Jin Dead.

Was there anyone who
disliked her on the set?

Competitors? Give me a direction.

This company's been under
a lot of pressure...

After Jin's operation there was
some serious offers to buy it.

But in our company,
decisions like that are made

by the family, it has to be unanimous.

When Jin got sick,
when it looked like Kiki-Loki was done

we were ripe for takeover.

The company's who wanted
to buy us were not happy

with Jin's decision to
keep Kiki-Loki alive.

Give me some names.

Here they come.

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They go in and then they come
out about 10 minutes later.

What do we know about these guys?

That they're loud mouths.

Trying very hard to look cool.

I've met guys like this in LA.

They talked about Do-shita-no
like it was a piece of meat.

Alright, we need to track
these Hughes brothers down.

But first...

The brothers have been after
Do-shita-no for months.

They seemed to know more about
the company than Jin did.

Where it was losing money,
how to streamline production.

Even after Jin said no, they were...
relentless.

So if they killed Jin...

There would be no Kiki-Loki.

Michelle might be convinced to sell.

And now that there's an active
murder investigation they try

to frame Michelle making the
company even more unstable.

Dai... before you were not
wearing a wedding ring

and now you are.

A couple of months ago
Jin and I got married.

We didn't want to tell anyone.

Jin was afraid people would disapprove

if Kiki-Loki was married.

But now all that seems foolish.

And I wanted something
to remember her by.

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So big time business bros poison Jin

so they can buy the company for cheap.

- They do it here in Bishop...
- Hoping that the "backwards" cops

will buy their ridiculous
frame job on Michelle.

Why didn't Dai tell us he was married?

You know, now that he's
married and Jin is dead

he becomes a family member
that can run the company.

Plus it's a little
convenient that he shows up

with information on the brothers right

when we need info on the brothers.

You know what I usually
do right about now?

I put all the suspects in one room

and get one of them to confess.

Yeah, I get nervous
when you say usually,

because what that usually means

is you're talking about your show.

And don't even list off all
of the episodes it works on...

Sh-sh-sh-sh-

No absolutely not.

We are doing this the old-fashioned way.

- (PHONE RINGING)
- Who is it?

Oh it's Vijay, I should take this.

I'm gonna see if I can
round up the Hughes brothers

and bring them in for a chat.

VIJAY: Hey superstar!

So, uh, we have this great...

♪♪

Oh, Alex and Eddie, Come.

Glad you decided to here us out.

Yeah.

Oh and we have Michelle.

You said you had something
to tell me about Jin's death?

Yeah, I do.

What's going on Mr. Carter?

Oh, our final guest...

Dai.

What is this all about?

Okay, I want to personally
thank you all for being here

and I bet you're wondering why...

You brought us all here, yeah.

But it's simple,
you each have a very good reason

for wanting Jin dead.

That's what this is?

An Agatha Christie mystery? I'm leaving.

Oh, that's exactly what
the killer would say.

Alex and Eddie,
you have been trying really really hard

to buy this company, but Jin refused.

So we killed her?

That's ridiculous.

We're here to get her to reconsider.

We have evidence of you
breaking into the hotel room

where we found the
poison that killed her.

What?

Room 213?

No-no-no, someone asked
us to come to that room.

Yeah, we let ourselves in, but whoever
they were, they never showed.

What is a Kuchiku-Kan?

It's a code name.

For months now, they've been feeding us

all of Do-shita-no's
financial statements.

And strategies about how
to convince Jin to sell.

Okay, so, so someone inside the
company was helping you buy it?

Destroy the company.

Kuchiku-Kan means destroyer.

Dai, now that we know you
and Jin were married,

if the company were to be sold
you would benefit tremendously.

You were married?

That's how this company works, right?

It's owned equally by
all the family members.

Now that Kiki-Loki is gone

there's no reason to keep the company.

All you'd have to do is
convince Michelle to sell.

I loved Jin.

Okay.

Who else benefits?

Who's been working overtime
to sell this company?

Well, now we have a handwriting
sample of this Kuchiku-Kan.

Michelle?

You've been working
in secret for months,

and just when this deal
was about to happen

Jin announced that she was
gonna be Kiki-Loki again.

You need to think about tomorrow.

Kiki-Loki must never die.

I agree.

And you made a terrible decision.

Do you know what it's
like to live in the shadow

of some character?

Watch your husband waste his money,

our money on a ridiculous fantasy?

When he died, when Jin got sick

I thought all that time I
put in finally paid off.

Let's get in there.

You did not anticipate this?

Well I thought she was a poisoner...

I'm leaving.

Don't follow me.

Get away from me!

Put the gun down.

You cannot kill Kiki-Loki.

Michelle, put that gun down.

Yeah, that would be a good idea.

Sam!

Michelle put the gun down now.

If you shoot me,
she will blow your head off.

Michelle!

Hey Dot.

I told you to wait until I needed help.

She had a gun pointed at you.

You want to wait until you
have a hole in your chest?

Any idea how Sam got here?

I called her.

See, even Kiki-Loki needs back-up.

Not as much as you, Harley.

Dot got to wear the suit?

It's okay.

♪♪

Tomorrow, none of this happened.

Okay, we didn't bond.

You didn't show me your soft underbelly.

You didn't put on the costume
and solve a crime, got it.

The director said he
would find a new Kiki-Loki

to keep Jin alive.

Well, you should audition,
you were a pretty good Kiki-Loki.

Next time you do that I
will break your thumb.

Okay.

Hey I know things went
south pretty fast,

but thanks a lot for
bringing me that commercial.

The silver lining is
you now have thousands

- of new Kiki-Loki fans.
- (LAUGHS)

Listen Vijay...

Thanks for trying to keep the
whole Carter thing alive in LA.

(SIGH)

But I think I'm ready to
stop being Charlie Carter.

I know.

But before you decide,
before you take years

and years of commission
out of my pocket...

I think you should read this.

It's the first episode of the
next season of Call Carter.

Vijay...

No-no, it's not just another
body of the week, Harley.

Next season Charlie Carter finds
out who really killed his mom.

It's good.

It's really good.

Just give it a read, okay?

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