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Do you think that I should keep my bangs
growing out long or cut 'em like Amelie style?
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Keep 'em growing out, more witchy.
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Bangs growing out are witchy?
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Yeah, but das a good thing.
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Witch shit is fucking hot, dawg.
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Hot dog!
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So, you're gonna head inside right here,
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Judy's gonna be in there to greet you
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and help you fill out
all your paperwork.
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And remember, you are a strong queen.
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Your body, your choice. Simple.
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Don't go in there!
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Don't!
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They're God's children.
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You're killing the innocent!
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You don't know how much you need that!
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You need to chill!
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So what else is witchy?
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Clogs, long nails.
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Short nails, soup.
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Huh. Flutes?
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Yas, flutes.
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Why are we doing this?
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What if they had aborted baby Jesus?
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? Four and three and two and one ?
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Sync and corrections by rickSG
www.addic7ed.com
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How's it going?
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Got one?
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Ooh!
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Oh! My man!
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Mm.
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Abs?
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Dara, hey.
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I was just checking
out... Uh, the chair,
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making sure the height was right.
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Got the cappuccino.
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Collated the logos for your 3:00 p.m.
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And what about the cat food?
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Yes, cat food right over
here, totally organic.
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Also, okay, so I had a
couple free hours last night,
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I did some mock-ups
for the brochures...
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What about the kitty litter?
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Yeah, I thought I'd
put everything over...
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- I mean, is it organic?
- Is it...
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I didn't know that the kitty
litter could be organic as well.
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Yeah.
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Well, I have enough
kitty litter for today,
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but please pick up some tomorrow.
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First thing.
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All right! Rock star.
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- Hey, Abs?
- Ooh, yeah.
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Did you get her moccasins
back from the cobbler?
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Right, so the front pair,
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they're still working on the bead work,
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rear pair is all done.
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Both sets should be finished by the
time Amanda's out of the spa weekend.
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You know what?
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I'm gonna call right now
and I'm gonna be like,
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hey, guys, get your shit together.
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Thank you.
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I love my new job.
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Mm.
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? Bye-bye to the
prim and the proper ?
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? Bye-bye to the
pink and the posture ?
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? Ay yi yi ?
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? Bye-bye to
everything in time ??
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_
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Hello?
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Hey, I've got a package here
for Abbi Abrams at "Soul-stice,"
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but they're telling me you
don't work here anymore, yo.
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Um, yeah. No, I... I'm at a new job.
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It must have been shipped
to my default address.
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Is there any way that you
could ship it to my new address?
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Nah, I could have it destroyed or taken
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to our distribution center
on North Brother Island.
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No, no, no, no, no,
please don't do that, um...
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You know what? Leave it, leave
it, I will come and get it.
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- Okay.
- Great.
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What up, my fellow Ashkenazi Jew?
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Emergency, dude.
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Okay, so I accidentally sent a package
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to Soulstice.
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- Ooh.
- I know.
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Can you do me a huge, huge
favor and go pick it up for me?
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I can't go back there.
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Why not? 'Cause you crushed Trey
and fully disrespected his existence?
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Or because you staged your own
Publisher's Clearinghouse at the gym?
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Uh, it was Powerball, but both.
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Oh, right.
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Are you eating a baked potato?
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Well, it's cut in half, so it's a
lunch potato and a dinner potato.
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Mmm.
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Anyway, I would go to
Soulstice, but I can't.
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I have that interview, finally,
that Jaime hooked me up with.
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So freakin' broke, dude.
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So broke!
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I guess I could make up
a lie and get out of work.
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Well, good luck, m' witch.
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Keep me posted.
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Bye.
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Hey, Dara.
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Um...
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I just found out my parents
are getting divorced.
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Wow.
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Yeah, um...
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Yeah, I...
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I think I need to take an
emergency therapy session today.
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Oh, like, now?
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- Yeah, today.
- All right.
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- You go, take care of this.
- Thank you.
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Thank you for being so honest
about your need for mental help.
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Okay, great.
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??
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Hello.
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We're not open. Get out.
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My name is Ilana Wexler.
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I have an interview
about the waitressing job.
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Oh, you're friends with
the little Guatemalan boy.
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What are you, five-two?
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Okay.
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So you waited tables in... Long Island?
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Yes, but Dumper's Post was way
more sophisticated than it sounds.
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I also served at the Golden
Heirloom, a home for the elderly.
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I would birdfeed them tapioca.
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Wait, stop. Listen...
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The only way to make it in the
world of Manhattan restauranteries
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is to be a Kween of Mean.
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And I can already
tell, you don't have it.
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Look, why don't you go work
in a Connecticut Muffin, honey.
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Oh, no.
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And when you turn into
a Conneti fucking muffin,
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you can come back to
Sushi Mambeaux, okay?
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Great.
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Be gone. Get your shit.
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Okay, all right.
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You know what?
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You're a general manager at a restaurant
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with a B health grade,
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so maybe you wanna drop
the fucking attitude.
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And just because "Sex & the City"
filmed here 25 years ago one time,
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doesn't mean that I need this,
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so fuck you and your
Manhattan restauranteries.
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You're hired.
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Just get in and get out.
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Hey, um...
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I'm looking for a package.
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This isn't a post office.
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This is a gym for people to work out.
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Yeah, I know what a gym is.
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Can you just look for
a package for Abbi?
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I used to work here.
My name is Abbi Abrams.
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Piece of work.
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No, I wouldn't recommend
steroids for you yet.
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But... We'll see where we wanna go.
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You wanna get really big,
where you can lift a dancer,
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- we might think about it.
- Okay.
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Nice grip, Shania.
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You're getting strong. Forearm's good.
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Shania Twain!
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- Hey.
- Ilana, it's me.
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Okay, I'm at Soulstice,
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and you will never guess
who is training here today.
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Canadian queen of country
pop, Shania Twain, dude!
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Okay, cool.
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Ilana.
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Yes?
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Hey, I think you have bad
service, 'cause it just...
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No, I... I hung up on you.
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Dude, you cannot keep lying
about this Shania shit.
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It's getting weird.
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She is here. I just saw her.
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Abbi, you're a fucking liar.
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Whoa, Ilana, Jesus.
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Sorry, I'm training for my
new job as a bitch waitress,
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and I'm getting really good at it.
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But listen, you lied to quit Soulstice,
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you lied to get out of work today,
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and your most egregious lie was
Shania, 'cause that was to me.
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You're my pretty little
liar and that's the truth.
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Okay, well, you know what?
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I'm gonna prove it to you.
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I'm going back in.
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I hope you mean go to therapy,
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'cause this lie is getting tragic.
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Love you.
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Yeah, I love you, too!
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God.
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This is so hard.
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Okay, we're just warming
up your wrist, Shania.
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You got this, all right?
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Okay, okay, okay...
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Ow, ow, ow, ow! My
wrist, my wrist, my wrist!
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Hey, hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa,
what's going on over here?
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This lady was trying to
take a picture of Shania.
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Oh.
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At ease, Maria.
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Thanks.
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- Shania, take five.
- How about 15?
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I'm gonna hit the smoothie bar.
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? Man, I feel like a smoothie ?
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Okay, Trey, I can
explain what's happening.
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No, I know why you're here.
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Closure.
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You came to talk about
what happened with us.
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No, I... I accidentally sent
a package to the front desk.
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- Yeah.
- Oh.
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But, Trey, I texted you a bunch
of times and you didn't respond,
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so I just figured that you
did not want to see me again.
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I just wasn't ready to talk yet.
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But before I knew it, you quit
'cause you "won Powerball."
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I didn't win Powerball.
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Yeah, I know, that's why I did this.
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They're called air quotes.
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Does everybody know?
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I think so, air quotes
are pretty big now.
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Okay, well, listen, I'm... I'm
trying to be a better person now
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and that's why, actually, I was
taking the secret pics of Shania.
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Oh, Abbi, I think that
headlock really messed you up.
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No, okay.
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I have been lying about training
Shania Twain for, like, years.
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And I was just trying to
prove that she was here
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and then it would be true
or something, I don't know.
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I mean, just let me take one pic.
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Abbi!
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Okay, Trey, just listen.
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Let me...
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train her with you, okay?
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I could be your Goose.
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Do not bring up "Top Gun" right now.
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I need to be honest now. Let me...
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Just let me do this, please.
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I can't believe I'm saying this,
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but okay, you can train her with me.
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But I gotta warn you, she
has a naturally gorgeous body,
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incredible genes, so she
does not like to work out.
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It is a real challenge.
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I knew "Top Gun" would work.
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Don't expect anyone to learn your name.
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That's Parker.
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I call him Mini-Me,
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because he wants to be me so bad.
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That's Kara. I call her
The Wall. Drake texts her.
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She doesn't text back.
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That's Owen.
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I call him Valtrex.
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He has herpes.
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No shade, most people have herpes.
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That's Brenda.
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She doesn't have a
nickname, wouldn't allow it.
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Seniority. She came with the building.
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So if you're the right fit,
your nickname will find you.
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I'm putting you in
section eight tonight.
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And one last thing.
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Don't fuck it up.
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You got it. You got it, man.
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- Hey, Shania, this is...
- Abbi.
257
00:11:21,633 --> 00:11:24,200
Hi... Shania Twain.
258
00:11:24,302 --> 00:11:25,602
Hi.
259
00:11:25,704 --> 00:11:27,537
You have no idea how many times
260
00:11:27,639 --> 00:11:29,305
I have said that this has happened.
261
00:11:29,407 --> 00:11:30,974
Okay! Let's work out.
262
00:11:31,076 --> 00:11:32,861
All right? Let's go, girls.
263
00:11:33,412 --> 00:11:34,811
All right, strong core, nice.
264
00:11:34,913 --> 00:11:36,213
Mm-hmm.
265
00:11:36,315 --> 00:11:38,114
Great, you look... It
looks great, Shania.
266
00:11:38,217 --> 00:11:39,816
Great. Keep those hips back. Nice.
267
00:11:39,918 --> 00:11:42,085
Can we stop?
268
00:11:42,187 --> 00:11:45,188
I just... Honestly, I want to
go home and watch "Friends."
269
00:11:45,290 --> 00:11:47,457
- Oh, I love "Friends."
- Oh, I love "Friends."
270
00:11:47,559 --> 00:11:49,392
I'm such a Chandler.
271
00:11:49,495 --> 00:11:51,094
- I'm such a Ross.
- Total Rachel.
272
00:11:51,196 --> 00:11:52,796
A little Gunther, also.
273
00:11:52,898 --> 00:11:54,211
Oh, I'm a little bit Phoebe.
274
00:11:55,434 --> 00:11:57,701
Trey, you have to do
the Ross impression.
275
00:11:57,803 --> 00:11:58,768
- No...
- Please.
276
00:11:58,871 --> 00:12:00,803
- No.
- Come on, I wanna see it.
277
00:12:00,838 --> 00:12:03,006
If you do it, I'll do the climber.
278
00:12:05,344 --> 00:12:07,177
Uh, uh, uh, uh...
279
00:12:07,279 --> 00:12:08,440
Fine by me!
280
00:12:08,475 --> 00:12:10,213
Ha ha!
281
00:12:11,124 --> 00:12:12,048
You know what?
282
00:12:12,150 --> 00:12:14,885
You owe me a stair climber,
so let's move, okay?
283
00:12:14,987 --> 00:12:16,419
Yeah, you owe us a climber!
284
00:12:16,522 --> 00:12:17,420
Come on.
285
00:12:18,657 --> 00:12:20,257
What's the petit uni?
286
00:12:20,359 --> 00:12:21,181
Oh.
287
00:12:21,257 --> 00:12:23,827
If you have to ask, it's
probably not for you-ni.
288
00:12:23,929 --> 00:12:27,430
No, I know.
289
00:12:27,533 --> 00:12:29,032
We'll have eight.
290
00:12:29,134 --> 00:12:31,301
I'm so sorry, we do not accept Medicaid.
291
00:12:31,403 --> 00:12:32,969
How dare you?!
292
00:12:33,071 --> 00:12:35,272
We want your most expensive entrees.
293
00:12:35,374 --> 00:12:38,341
Did you two take the bridge or
the tunnel to get here today?
294
00:12:38,443 --> 00:12:39,309
Ugh!
295
00:12:39,411 --> 00:12:41,311
My dad owns H&M.
296
00:12:41,413 --> 00:12:43,818
We'll take one of everything, you whore.
297
00:12:44,445 --> 00:12:46,149
Played you, bitch.
298
00:12:49,871 --> 00:12:51,724
Mmm, oh, God, what are you doing?
299
00:12:51,725 --> 00:12:52,761
This isn't you!
300
00:12:52,762 --> 00:12:55,004
You lift people up, you
don't tear them down!
301
00:12:57,348 --> 00:12:58,489
Hm.
302
00:12:59,873 --> 00:13:00,843
Right.
303
00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:02,963
Yeah.
304
00:13:03,268 --> 00:13:05,535
Yeah, that's right!
305
00:13:09,241 --> 00:13:11,074
Marcel, um...
306
00:13:11,176 --> 00:13:13,076
I'm really struggling to be mean.
307
00:13:13,178 --> 00:13:14,511
This just isn't me.
308
00:13:14,613 --> 00:13:16,012
Wow.
309
00:13:16,114 --> 00:13:18,448
I... I have to quit.
310
00:13:20,118 --> 00:13:21,351
Oh, you dropped your scarf.
311
00:13:21,453 --> 00:13:22,419
Oh, my old knees.
312
00:13:24,156 --> 00:13:27,290
Brenda, oh, my God, I'm so sorry!
313
00:13:27,392 --> 00:13:28,458
Don't touch me!
314
00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:30,694
Oh, why, why?
315
00:13:30,796 --> 00:13:32,963
Why me?!
316
00:13:33,065 --> 00:13:34,264
Oh!
317
00:13:34,366 --> 00:13:36,333
Brenda, I'm so sorry!
318
00:13:36,435 --> 00:13:39,369
You did it on purpose, you bitch!
319
00:13:43,008 --> 00:13:44,674
You almost had me fooled.
320
00:13:44,776 --> 00:13:47,077
Marcel, no, it was an
accident, obviously.
321
00:13:47,179 --> 00:13:49,079
Doing bodily harm...
322
00:13:49,181 --> 00:13:51,348
Please... Come on, I didn't... Not...
323
00:13:51,450 --> 00:13:53,650
You a regular Tonya Harding.
324
00:13:53,752 --> 00:13:56,286
I think we found your nickname.
325
00:13:56,388 --> 00:13:57,621
Oh!
326
00:13:57,723 --> 00:13:59,389
Other Tonya.
327
00:13:59,491 --> 00:14:01,524
- Perfect.
- Get away from me.
328
00:14:01,627 --> 00:14:05,028
Strap on your strap-on,
lace up your skates,
329
00:14:05,130 --> 00:14:07,931
'cause it's time to dance.
330
00:14:08,033 --> 00:14:10,009
I'm upgrading you...
331
00:14:12,137 --> 00:14:13,236
to section two.
332
00:14:13,338 --> 00:14:15,171
Fine, I'm in.
333
00:14:15,273 --> 00:14:18,608
But this time...
334
00:14:18,710 --> 00:14:20,910
I'm doing it my way.
335
00:14:21,929 --> 00:14:24,397
All right, we're gonna finish
up with some bungee flies.
336
00:14:24,499 --> 00:14:25,865
- You wanna demo?
- Yeah, okay.
337
00:14:25,967 --> 00:14:28,601
Step in, step in.
338
00:14:28,703 --> 00:14:30,903
You kinda do a little squat here.
339
00:14:31,005 --> 00:14:32,004
Uhh!
340
00:14:32,106 --> 00:14:34,040
And you just crunch it up like this.
341
00:14:34,998 --> 00:14:35,908
Full body...
342
00:14:36,010 --> 00:14:36,942
Abbi, you know what?
343
00:14:37,045 --> 00:14:38,944
Let me do that. Let's switch up.
344
00:14:39,047 --> 00:14:42,682
I just think seeing it from this angle
might be, a little bit, ahem, safer.
345
00:14:42,784 --> 00:14:45,384
So you're gonna keep your
feet shoulder width apart.
346
00:14:45,486 --> 00:14:47,119
Squeeze your arms together.
347
00:14:47,221 --> 00:14:48,988
Really squeezing that chest, okay?
348
00:14:49,090 --> 00:14:50,890
Squeeze and hold.
349
00:14:50,992 --> 00:14:52,692
Squeeze and hold.
350
00:14:52,794 --> 00:14:54,093
Get some blood flowing.
351
00:14:54,195 --> 00:14:55,561
Nice and fast then.
352
00:14:55,663 --> 00:14:57,063
- You feel it?
- I feel it.
353
00:14:57,165 --> 00:14:58,130
- You feel that pump?
- I feel it.
354
00:14:58,232 --> 00:14:59,899
- Oh, Shania! Hey!
- Shania!
355
00:15:00,001 --> 00:15:01,038
- Shania...
- Twain.
356
00:15:01,138 --> 00:15:03,002
We're gonna cool down.
Ready for a cool-down?
357
00:15:03,104 --> 00:15:04,036
- Stretch.
- Yeah?
358
00:15:04,138 --> 00:15:06,038
- And be cool.
- Yeah, let's stretch you out.
359
00:15:06,140 --> 00:15:08,474
We're gonna do an assisted scorpion
stretch, so why don't you hop on the mat?
360
00:15:08,576 --> 00:15:10,386
I forgot how to do that.
361
00:15:10,845 --> 00:15:12,712
Why don't the two of you show me?
362
00:15:12,814 --> 00:15:15,381
Sure. Um, Abbi, you wanna...
363
00:15:15,483 --> 00:15:18,551
hop on the mat there, and
I'll just stretch you out.
364
00:15:18,653 --> 00:15:20,686
Just totally...
365
00:15:20,788 --> 00:15:22,822
Okay. Um...
366
00:15:22,924 --> 00:15:25,086
I know that's your go-to, but
it's actually on your back.
367
00:15:25,121 --> 00:15:26,025
Totally.
368
00:15:26,127 --> 00:15:28,327
So you're gonna get down
on your back, face up.
369
00:15:28,429 --> 00:15:29,662
On your back, on your back.
370
00:15:29,764 --> 00:15:31,864
We're just gonna do a nice
stretch of your hamstrings
371
00:15:31,966 --> 00:15:34,567
and your glutes, so just...
372
00:15:34,669 --> 00:15:36,502
You're gonna want to
breathe into the stretch.
373
00:15:36,604 --> 00:15:37,737
Breathe in deep.
374
00:15:37,839 --> 00:15:38,838
- You feel that?
- Yeah, I feel it.
375
00:15:38,940 --> 00:15:41,774
Okay. Okay.
376
00:15:41,876 --> 00:15:43,009
Okay.
377
00:15:43,111 --> 00:15:44,277
- Is that good?
- Yeah, that's good.
378
00:15:44,379 --> 00:15:46,512
- Hot.
- Oh, my gosh, Shania, Shania!
379
00:15:46,614 --> 00:15:47,547
Okay.
380
00:15:47,649 --> 00:15:49,382
I'm just gonna go use the bathroom
381
00:15:49,484 --> 00:15:50,650
and I'll be right back, okay?
382
00:15:50,752 --> 00:15:51,684
BRB.
383
00:15:51,786 --> 00:15:53,719
- Uh, Shania, let's, uh...
- Let's dish.
384
00:15:53,821 --> 00:15:55,721
Oh, okay.
385
00:15:58,393 --> 00:16:02,929
So, what's going on between
you two co-eds anyway?
386
00:16:03,031 --> 00:16:04,330
What do you mean?
387
00:16:04,432 --> 00:16:05,631
I mean sex.
388
00:16:05,733 --> 00:16:07,600
Not all Canadians are prudes, you know.
389
00:16:07,702 --> 00:16:09,168
Yeah.
390
00:16:09,270 --> 00:16:13,039
Okay, we had a thing, for
sure, but it's... it's over.
391
00:16:13,141 --> 00:16:14,774
You're lying.
392
00:16:14,876 --> 00:16:16,442
- What?
- I can tell.
393
00:16:16,544 --> 00:16:21,013
Listen, I'm a maker of
love songs, a chanteuse.
394
00:16:21,115 --> 00:16:24,917
I can smell that there's
chemistry between you guys.
395
00:16:25,019 --> 00:16:27,687
When there's a spark, you gotta ride it.
396
00:16:27,789 --> 00:16:29,422
Yeah.
397
00:16:29,524 --> 00:16:31,657
Damn, that's a good lyric.
398
00:16:34,662 --> 00:16:39,599
? When there's a spark,
you gotta ride it ?
399
00:16:39,701 --> 00:16:43,970
? Oh, when you're in
love, don't hide it ?
400
00:16:44,072 --> 00:16:46,639
? Ooh! ?
401
00:16:46,741 --> 00:16:48,407
Fuck, I'm good.
402
00:16:53,548 --> 00:16:55,948
- Trey.
- Abbi...
403
00:16:56,050 --> 00:16:58,050
Um...
404
00:16:58,152 --> 00:16:59,318
Say it.
405
00:16:59,420 --> 00:17:00,720
Abbi, we can't do this again.
406
00:17:00,822 --> 00:17:03,089
Say it, Trey. Just say it once.
407
00:17:04,692 --> 00:17:06,080
Bazinga.
408
00:17:10,431 --> 00:17:13,032
You're a good witch, not a bad witch.
409
00:17:13,134 --> 00:17:15,368
Can I interest anybody in a cognake?
410
00:17:15,470 --> 00:17:17,737
This is a cognac and sake cocktail.
411
00:17:17,839 --> 00:17:18,971
Is it good?
412
00:17:19,073 --> 00:17:20,940
Your eyes are stunning.
413
00:17:21,042 --> 00:17:22,708
Oh!
414
00:17:22,810 --> 00:17:23,776
I'll take it.
415
00:17:23,878 --> 00:17:25,444
With that body, please.
416
00:17:25,546 --> 00:17:27,380
You could use a little more
cushion for the pushin'.
417
00:17:27,482 --> 00:17:28,648
You're right.
418
00:17:28,750 --> 00:17:30,483
We'll have three wasabi souffl�s.
419
00:17:30,585 --> 00:17:32,718
What y'all gonna have?
420
00:17:32,820 --> 00:17:34,887
Ah, bon soir.
421
00:17:36,257 --> 00:17:38,624
Are you guys high on weed?
422
00:17:40,128 --> 00:17:43,629
I'm getting you 17 spicy
escargot wontons, stat.
423
00:17:43,731 --> 00:17:46,399
Thank you so much, Tim Foil.
424
00:17:50,938 --> 00:17:52,738
I don't like what the new
girl's done with this space.
425
00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:54,006
We gotta go somewhere else.
426
00:17:54,108 --> 00:17:55,007
I'm... I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Trey.
427
00:17:55,109 --> 00:17:56,042
- Okay, okay.
- Yeah. Okay.
428
00:17:56,144 --> 00:17:57,076
- All right.
- All right.
429
00:18:01,215 --> 00:18:02,682
Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait.
430
00:18:02,784 --> 00:18:04,550
This is triggering, we gotta go
somewhere else, this is gross.
431
00:18:04,652 --> 00:18:06,152
- Oh, okay. Okay.
- All right.
432
00:18:06,254 --> 00:18:07,186
Oh.
433
00:18:07,288 --> 00:18:09,655
Well, Other Tonya,
434
00:18:09,757 --> 00:18:12,391
looks like you skipped the gold
and went straight for the green.
435
00:18:12,493 --> 00:18:13,793
I didn't even have to be mean.
436
00:18:13,895 --> 00:18:15,928
I made $800.
437
00:18:19,834 --> 00:18:21,734
I'm off to bring the leftover food
438
00:18:21,836 --> 00:18:23,869
to the homeless of New York City.
439
00:18:23,971 --> 00:18:26,706
Marcel, that's unbelievable,
that is so sweet.
440
00:18:26,808 --> 00:18:28,007
J-K, Miss Thing.
441
00:18:28,109 --> 00:18:30,142
I'm going to a party
at Andy Cohen's place.
442
00:18:30,244 --> 00:18:31,485
See you hookers tomorrow.
443
00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:32,611
Bye, Marcel.
444
00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:34,513
Good night, Dad.
445
00:18:35,917 --> 00:18:37,883
What'd you say?
446
00:18:37,985 --> 00:18:40,052
Well, the reason why I took this job
447
00:18:40,154 --> 00:18:43,956
was because I wanted to
reconnect with my fa...
448
00:18:44,058 --> 00:18:45,658
Bye, guys. Taxi!
449
00:18:53,267 --> 00:18:56,969
? They said I bet... ?
450
00:18:57,071 --> 00:18:58,771
Oh! Ow, ow, ow! Oh, my dick!
451
00:18:58,873 --> 00:19:00,773
Oh, ow. I think I broke my dick.
452
00:19:00,875 --> 00:19:03,209
Okay. Okay, uh, uh, Shania!
453
00:19:03,311 --> 00:19:05,711
You call... Can
you call 9-1-1?
454
00:19:05,813 --> 00:19:08,547
Yeah, his dick is definitely broken.
455
00:19:08,649 --> 00:19:09,815
I'll figure it out.
456
00:19:09,917 --> 00:19:12,551
It's your standard penile fracture.
457
00:19:12,653 --> 00:19:13,886
We may have to operate.
458
00:19:13,988 --> 00:19:15,187
Sorry, man.
459
00:19:15,289 --> 00:19:16,155
Ma'am?
460
00:19:16,257 --> 00:19:17,823
No, no, I said man.
461
00:19:17,925 --> 00:19:19,792
Oh. Okay, cool, thanks, Doctor.
462
00:19:19,894 --> 00:19:21,861
Oh, I'm not a doctor.
463
00:19:21,963 --> 00:19:24,830
Okay.
464
00:19:26,801 --> 00:19:28,134
Trey, I am so, so sorry.
465
00:19:28,236 --> 00:19:30,236
No, come on, it's not your fault.
466
00:19:30,338 --> 00:19:33,239
No, I shouldn't have come
in today, this was a mistake.
467
00:19:33,341 --> 00:19:34,840
Are you kidding?
468
00:19:34,942 --> 00:19:36,442
I'm so glad you came back.
469
00:19:36,544 --> 00:19:37,543
Yeah?
470
00:19:37,645 --> 00:19:39,145
We should have kept
it like this, you know?
471
00:19:39,247 --> 00:19:40,746
Physical.
472
00:19:40,848 --> 00:19:42,782
Yeah, well, when there's
a spark, you gotta ride it.
473
00:19:42,884 --> 00:19:44,683
I mean, who knows?
474
00:19:44,786 --> 00:19:46,819
I think we do know, Abbi.
475
00:19:46,921 --> 00:19:49,521
I mean, you're not the
relationship type, right?
476
00:19:51,959 --> 00:19:53,426
Yeah, totally.
477
00:19:53,528 --> 00:19:54,493
Yeah.
478
00:19:54,595 --> 00:19:56,162
You're single Abbi, and that's cool.
479
00:19:56,264 --> 00:19:58,297
Independent woman.
480
00:19:58,399 --> 00:20:00,132
Respect, mad respect.
481
00:20:00,234 --> 00:20:01,901
Yeah.
482
00:20:02,003 --> 00:20:03,302
Good-bye, Abbi.
483
00:20:03,404 --> 00:20:04,703
Bye, Trey.
484
00:20:11,112 --> 00:20:13,212
Wheel me off.
485
00:20:18,853 --> 00:20:21,253
- Hey.
- Hey.
486
00:20:22,168 --> 00:20:24,156
Mike? Mike.
487
00:20:24,258 --> 00:20:25,791
Yeah.
488
00:20:25,893 --> 00:20:28,994
- Let me get your number.
- Okay.
489
00:20:29,096 --> 00:20:31,664
'Cause I am a relationship gal.
490
00:20:31,766 --> 00:20:33,012
Fully.
491
00:20:34,163 --> 00:20:37,898
So this is Shania and I
doing partner-heel taps.
492
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,700
This one is Shania's feet
under the bathroom stall.
493
00:20:40,802 --> 00:20:42,335
She wasn't even peeing.
494
00:20:42,437 --> 00:20:44,337
She was just watching
an episode of "Scandal."
495
00:20:44,439 --> 00:20:46,873
Congratulations. You trained Shania.
496
00:20:46,975 --> 00:20:48,341
I know.
497
00:20:48,443 --> 00:20:53,313
I'm really feeling like
honesty is the best policy.
498
00:20:53,415 --> 00:20:56,816
It's the foundation of any
long-term relationship, you know?
499
00:20:56,919 --> 00:20:58,151
Ours?
500
00:20:58,253 --> 00:21:00,420
Yeah, totally.
501
00:21:00,522 --> 00:21:02,289
But I was talking about Mike and I.
502
00:21:02,391 --> 00:21:03,623
Who?
503
00:21:03,725 --> 00:21:07,060
Mike, the paramedic I met
tonight, who I'm now dating.
504
00:21:07,162 --> 00:21:10,096
- Total... Totally.
- Yeah.
505
00:21:10,199 --> 00:21:11,464
You know, I am pretty impressed
506
00:21:11,567 --> 00:21:14,868
what a four-year
supply of Plan B yields.
507
00:21:14,970 --> 00:21:16,469
- You need it, we have it.
- Incredible.
508
00:21:16,572 --> 00:21:18,104
If I need it, we have it.
509
00:21:18,207 --> 00:21:20,941
And if we ever have any
other female friends,
510
00:21:21,043 --> 00:21:22,814
we will give it to them.
It's available to them.
511
00:21:22,815 --> 00:21:24,215
Yeah.
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