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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,619 --> 00:00:19,856 [male narrator] There are a great many stories out there in the world. 2 00:00:19,890 --> 00:00:26,830 Some are good, some are great, and a precious few, are truly special. 3 00:00:26,863 --> 00:00:30,767 This is a story of heroes and villains, 4 00:00:30,801 --> 00:00:35,305 of trapped princesses, evil giants, and unicorns. 5 00:00:35,338 --> 00:00:39,375 And the brave souls who rise to defend and rescue the innocent. 6 00:00:39,409 --> 00:00:44,314 This is one of those exact stories... 7 00:00:44,347 --> 00:00:48,251 minus the unicorns, unless you're really baked, 8 00:00:48,284 --> 00:00:50,486 then there will be unicorns. 9 00:00:51,487 --> 00:00:52,989 Ta-dah. 10 00:00:53,023 --> 00:00:56,392 - Your mom will be here soon, Jack. - Thanks, Pix. 11 00:00:56,426 --> 00:01:00,263 It's all right, won't be the first time she's missed it. 12 00:01:00,296 --> 00:01:05,969 Light it. You gonna make a wish? 13 00:01:08,705 --> 00:01:12,709 [narrator] Every year, Jack makes the same hopeful wish, 14 00:01:12,743 --> 00:01:17,413 to one day, finally meet his father. 15 00:01:17,447 --> 00:01:19,616 Happy birthday, Jackie. 16 00:01:22,819 --> 00:01:26,022 Your queen has arrived. 17 00:01:27,190 --> 00:01:29,359 What... who's died? 18 00:01:29,392 --> 00:01:31,094 It's your son's birthday. 19 00:01:31,127 --> 00:01:32,295 [gasps] 20 00:01:32,328 --> 00:01:34,097 No, no, no, I haven't forgotten, 21 00:01:34,130 --> 00:01:35,699 I, um... 22 00:01:42,538 --> 00:01:46,309 Happy Birthday, Jackie. There you go. 23 00:01:46,342 --> 00:01:48,478 Now, let's have a drink. 24 00:01:53,950 --> 00:01:56,019 [sighs] 25 00:01:56,052 --> 00:01:57,587 [liquid pouring] 26 00:01:59,489 --> 00:02:03,994 - I'm 21 now, Mom. It's time. - For what? 27 00:02:04,027 --> 00:02:06,429 Oh, come on, Roxy, he wants to know who his dad is. 28 00:02:06,462 --> 00:02:08,899 I don't know, all right? 29 00:02:08,932 --> 00:02:13,436 It was the 90's, it could have been anyone with or without a fucking pulse. 30 00:02:14,637 --> 00:02:17,607 Mom, I deserve to know. 31 00:02:17,640 --> 00:02:19,475 You said you would tell me when I was 21. 32 00:02:19,509 --> 00:02:23,446 Why do you care anyway? He doesn't give a shit about us. 33 00:02:23,479 --> 00:02:25,348 You do know who he is! 34 00:02:25,381 --> 00:02:29,152 Jackie, will you stop trying to climb back up my fanny, all right? 35 00:02:29,185 --> 00:02:33,223 - Grow up you're 19. - I'm 21. 36 00:02:33,256 --> 00:02:39,462 Right. Come on, fucking Slut Puppets, let's fuck this shit up. 37 00:02:39,495 --> 00:02:42,165 Let's get the party started... How do you get through this door... 38 00:02:43,700 --> 00:02:45,035 Wait, where is it? 39 00:02:45,068 --> 00:02:46,469 Come on! 40 00:02:58,849 --> 00:03:02,052 - [Pix] That's his lighter, you know. - What? 41 00:03:03,186 --> 00:03:05,621 [chuckles] Mom gave me this when I was five, 42 00:03:05,655 --> 00:03:07,824 she was teaching me how to light her bong. 43 00:03:07,858 --> 00:03:10,693 Yeah, and... he gave it to her. 44 00:03:12,528 --> 00:03:17,133 - You know who my father is? - Yeah, but Jack, you know, I... 45 00:03:17,167 --> 00:03:21,437 Pix, please tell me I mean, I'm not gonna talk to her about it. 46 00:03:21,471 --> 00:03:24,674 Well, what are you gonna do if I do tell you? 47 00:03:24,707 --> 00:03:27,210 I'll find him, wherever he is, 48 00:03:27,243 --> 00:03:30,781 I... I've been on tour with The Slut Puppets my entire life, 49 00:03:30,814 --> 00:03:32,783 I deserve to know what else is out there, 50 00:03:32,816 --> 00:03:37,120 I mean he could be a doctor, or a lawyer, or a politician. 51 00:03:37,153 --> 00:03:40,323 Yeah, right. No such luck. He owns a weed shop. 52 00:03:41,191 --> 00:03:42,392 What? 53 00:03:42,425 --> 00:03:45,195 In Amsterdam, it's called, Kalifornia Dreamin'. 54 00:03:47,263 --> 00:03:49,265 Amsterdam. 55 00:03:49,299 --> 00:03:50,700 Is he still there? 56 00:03:50,733 --> 00:03:52,836 [scoffs] 57 00:03:52,869 --> 00:03:55,571 Who knows. I mean, it was over 20 years ago, 58 00:03:55,605 --> 00:04:00,010 but you're right, Jack, you deserve to know. 59 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:11,221 Keep it. 60 00:04:14,490 --> 00:04:16,192 His name's Michael Kali. 61 00:04:18,761 --> 00:04:23,066 - That's my dad? - Happy Birthday, Jack. 62 00:04:25,235 --> 00:04:28,004 Right, come on, I better go. 63 00:04:29,405 --> 00:04:32,843 Oh, and, um... if by some strange chance, 64 00:04:32,876 --> 00:04:36,579 you're not here by the time we get off stage, be careful, yeah? 65 00:04:36,612 --> 00:04:39,916 Amsterdam is one hell of a city. 66 00:04:39,950 --> 00:04:44,620 [narrator] He had spent his entire life dreaming about someday meeting his father, 67 00:04:44,654 --> 00:04:49,159 and now he held that possibility in the palm of his hand. 68 00:04:49,192 --> 00:04:54,364 This is a very special story about a boy named Jack. 69 00:04:54,397 --> 00:04:57,700 [rock music plays] 70 00:06:49,145 --> 00:06:52,983 Hello, handsome boy, what are you looking for? 71 00:06:53,016 --> 00:06:58,989 Hello, I'm looking for this place, I believe it's a coffee shop. 72 00:06:59,022 --> 00:07:04,394 Why don't you come inside and we can find what ever you're looking for. 73 00:07:04,427 --> 00:07:06,829 [chuckles] I'm alright, thanks. 74 00:07:06,862 --> 00:07:08,764 You don't want to play with Miss Misha? 75 00:07:08,798 --> 00:07:14,904 - Um... no, thank you. - Well, piss off! You ruin business! 76 00:07:15,905 --> 00:07:18,374 [woman yelling in Dutch] 77 00:07:22,178 --> 00:07:24,147 [narrator] Even if he understood Dutch, 78 00:07:24,180 --> 00:07:27,417 Jack wouldn't of heard a word she was saying, 79 00:07:27,450 --> 00:07:31,021 it was love at first sight. 80 00:07:35,525 --> 00:07:37,027 Sorry, what? 81 00:07:37,060 --> 00:07:40,896 Another tourist. Stay out of the bicycle lane, okay?! 82 00:07:40,930 --> 00:07:42,398 [vehicle approaches] 83 00:07:42,432 --> 00:07:43,433 [horn honks] 84 00:07:43,466 --> 00:07:46,302 Hey! Goedemorgen, Desiree. 85 00:07:46,336 --> 00:07:50,106 - Is it? - Ja! Hm, finally allowed a boyfriend? 86 00:07:50,140 --> 00:07:52,542 No, just another tourist on pussy patrol. 87 00:07:52,575 --> 00:07:54,510 - I'm not... - Ha! Hey, well... 88 00:07:56,112 --> 00:07:57,580 I think she likes you. 89 00:07:59,549 --> 00:08:03,053 Don't waste your precious pennies upon the window dwellers. 90 00:08:04,520 --> 00:08:06,089 The "Hidden-Extra's" are free. 91 00:08:06,122 --> 00:08:09,292 Well, I must dash, the cobbles won't litter themselves. 92 00:08:09,325 --> 00:08:11,394 - [engine revs] - [laughing] 93 00:08:14,730 --> 00:08:16,366 Sorry, I've gotta go. 94 00:08:18,401 --> 00:08:20,503 [yells in Dutch] 95 00:08:34,350 --> 00:08:35,418 Shit. 96 00:08:35,451 --> 00:08:37,887 [panting] 97 00:09:07,049 --> 00:09:09,018 [upbeat music playing] 98 00:09:09,051 --> 00:09:11,887 [people chattering] 99 00:09:13,956 --> 00:09:16,759 Fee-fi-fo-fum. 100 00:09:16,792 --> 00:09:18,561 [chuckles] 101 00:09:37,113 --> 00:09:38,914 [bell dings] 102 00:09:39,715 --> 00:09:41,184 [squealing] 103 00:09:42,585 --> 00:09:45,521 * Welcome to The Giant, you're here to smoke the best * 104 00:09:45,555 --> 00:09:47,857 - * We have the weed. - * And seeds and hash 105 00:09:47,890 --> 00:09:49,459 * That stands above the rest 106 00:09:49,492 --> 00:09:51,294 * Perhaps the old skunk number one? * 107 00:09:51,327 --> 00:09:53,329 * For a retro taste upon thou tongue * 108 00:09:53,363 --> 00:09:55,231 * Something from the indica section? * 109 00:09:55,265 --> 00:09:59,369 * Or puff upon a sativa erection? * 110 00:09:59,402 --> 00:10:02,972 * Anything you wish is here to help your mind expand * 111 00:10:03,005 --> 00:10:06,809 * The Jolly Green Giant has the best weed in the land * 112 00:10:06,842 --> 00:10:09,111 Right, then, what will it be, my lord? 113 00:10:09,145 --> 00:10:13,149 Wow! Um, well, I was wondering if you could help me? 114 00:10:13,183 --> 00:10:18,588 I'm looking for Michael Kali, and I think he owns the coffee shop across the road. 115 00:10:18,621 --> 00:10:20,890 - Shut your mouth, boy. - The nerve! 116 00:10:20,923 --> 00:10:24,760 - Say that name one more time and... - I'll bite your dick off! 117 00:10:24,794 --> 00:10:28,631 Clarence, Pipa, it's a bit early for theatrics, don't you think? 118 00:10:34,337 --> 00:10:36,772 - Sorry about them. - No, I should be... 119 00:10:36,806 --> 00:10:41,277 - Wait. - Apologizing to you. 120 00:10:41,311 --> 00:10:43,213 - You were saying? - I want to... 121 00:10:43,246 --> 00:10:46,081 - Gauze my lord? - Apologize for earlier, 122 00:10:46,115 --> 00:10:51,454 everything that happened with that lady, and on your bicycle... that stuff. 123 00:10:51,487 --> 00:10:55,558 Oh, wait, you're the fucking tourist! Thanks for all the help! 124 00:10:55,591 --> 00:10:58,494 Yeah, I'm really sorry. What it is, I'm looking for somebody and, 125 00:10:58,528 --> 00:11:00,696 and when your mate turned up on the... [makes bike noises] 126 00:11:00,730 --> 00:11:02,097 And his goggles up, 127 00:11:02,131 --> 00:11:05,167 and I could see, and I needed to chase him, but I've lost him. 128 00:11:05,201 --> 00:11:07,337 So I don't know if I'm gonna be able to find the guy I'm looking for. 129 00:11:08,404 --> 00:11:11,241 You've been smoking a little too much today, huh? 130 00:11:11,274 --> 00:11:15,010 No, I wish, I mean, I've been really busy. 131 00:11:15,044 --> 00:11:19,014 Shhh... this is not the joint you are looking for. 132 00:11:20,416 --> 00:11:22,685 - [groans] - Sorry. 133 00:11:31,561 --> 00:11:34,597 - I'm Desiree. - I'm Jack. 134 00:11:34,630 --> 00:11:38,301 - Welcome to Amsterdam. - Thanks. 135 00:11:41,437 --> 00:11:42,772 [coughing] 136 00:11:42,805 --> 00:11:45,708 [giggles] Slow down, it's not a race. 137 00:11:47,910 --> 00:11:53,516 - So, what's with the lighter? - It's my dad's, um... 138 00:11:53,549 --> 00:11:55,084 I think he owns that coffee shop over the road. 139 00:11:55,117 --> 00:11:59,989 Whoa, Mick Kali is your father? I didn't know he had a son! 140 00:12:00,022 --> 00:12:01,757 Not sure he knows either. 141 00:12:01,791 --> 00:12:03,092 [trumpet blowing] 142 00:12:03,125 --> 00:12:07,129 Hear ye, hear ye, the king has returned victorious! 143 00:12:07,162 --> 00:12:10,099 - [all cheering] - He has fucking done it again! 144 00:12:10,132 --> 00:12:14,604 Once again, the Amsterdam Cup will be held here at the infamous, 145 00:12:14,637 --> 00:12:16,839 Jolly Green Giant! 146 00:12:19,909 --> 00:12:23,379 And once again, the top prize will be mine! 147 00:12:33,456 --> 00:12:36,992 - Who is this then? - I'm Jack. 148 00:12:37,026 --> 00:12:40,730 It's nice to meet you mister... it's nice to meet you, sir. 149 00:12:44,199 --> 00:12:45,601 Allow me. 150 00:12:55,378 --> 00:12:58,648 - What the fuck are you doing? - I was just lighting your pipe. 151 00:12:58,681 --> 00:13:00,082 - Uncle, he doesn't know any b... - Rustige. 152 00:13:00,115 --> 00:13:01,884 - He's Mick's son. - I said quiet! 153 00:13:04,854 --> 00:13:06,689 Mick's son, huh? 154 00:13:06,722 --> 00:13:10,192 That's funny, why didn't I realize this? 155 00:13:10,225 --> 00:13:13,463 Cause he actually looks a lot like Mick's son. 156 00:13:13,496 --> 00:13:16,566 - Really? - Yeah, you know, sad. 157 00:13:17,867 --> 00:13:22,004 Pathetic, like a loser. 158 00:13:22,037 --> 00:13:26,476 You're smoking on the wrong side of the street, boy. 159 00:13:26,509 --> 00:13:32,247 [clears throat] Uh... It was... nice to meet you, Desiree. 160 00:13:33,816 --> 00:13:35,985 Didn't have to be so mean. 161 00:13:37,119 --> 00:13:39,855 He's Mick's son, he ought to get used to knowing 162 00:13:39,889 --> 00:13:41,857 his place in the world. 163 00:13:41,891 --> 00:13:47,730 Ahh... you saucy smokers. Free weed for these beauties. 164 00:13:49,131 --> 00:13:52,334 Come and see me later for a smoke... 165 00:13:55,237 --> 00:13:56,906 and a poke. 166 00:14:09,752 --> 00:14:16,492 - Jack, wait! Excuse my uncle. - I thought my mom was bad. 167 00:14:16,526 --> 00:14:19,629 I think it's really nice you want to find your dad. 168 00:14:19,662 --> 00:14:22,598 Go see this show, you'll find him there. 169 00:14:22,632 --> 00:14:24,634 My dad hangs out at a sex show? 170 00:14:24,667 --> 00:14:27,537 [chuckles] Grow up, little boy, this is Amsterdam. 171 00:14:30,139 --> 00:14:31,774 See you around. 172 00:14:53,228 --> 00:14:56,398 [rock music playing] 173 00:15:02,505 --> 00:15:03,973 [cheering] 174 00:15:07,977 --> 00:15:13,148 Thank you so much! Thank you so much, Blowback Beth. 175 00:15:13,182 --> 00:15:16,752 As always, you truly blew us away. 176 00:15:17,820 --> 00:15:19,722 [laughs] 177 00:15:19,755 --> 00:15:23,926 No? I sincerely hoped you used the gash-tray. 178 00:15:25,461 --> 00:15:29,331 No? Okay, well, it doesn't matter, time for the main event! 179 00:15:29,364 --> 00:15:33,603 Oh, yes! Ladies and gentlemen, 180 00:15:33,636 --> 00:15:39,441 please give it up for the Red Light delight, 181 00:15:39,475 --> 00:15:45,380 Miss Hidden-Extra Heidi! 182 00:15:45,414 --> 00:15:48,784 [men cheering] 183 00:15:48,818 --> 00:15:52,054 What's wrong, Heidi? What's that? 184 00:15:52,087 --> 00:15:55,925 You require a volunteer? Okay, let's find one. 185 00:15:55,958 --> 00:15:58,594 - Fuck this. - [whooping] 186 00:15:58,628 --> 00:16:02,297 And we have one! A natural selection, thank you, dear boy. 187 00:16:02,331 --> 00:16:07,269 - No, no, I was just leaving. - Oh, no! Don't keep him waiting. 188 00:16:09,539 --> 00:16:12,908 - I was... I'm just looking for my dad. - Looking for your dad? 189 00:16:12,942 --> 00:16:15,711 Well, there's plenty of fathers in here tonight. [chuckles] 190 00:16:15,745 --> 00:16:18,648 Heidi, my sweetling, he's all yours. 191 00:16:18,681 --> 00:16:21,350 - [men cheering] - [upbeat dance music plays] 192 00:16:38,534 --> 00:16:42,938 - Mick? Mick! - It's Heidi, kid. 193 00:16:42,972 --> 00:16:46,241 [narrator] Jack couldn't help but smile a little, 194 00:16:46,275 --> 00:16:51,581 it's not quite who he'd expected, but he'd finally found his father. 195 00:16:51,614 --> 00:16:54,984 - You're Mick Kali aren't ya? - Shut up, kid. We're almost finished. 196 00:16:55,017 --> 00:16:57,987 My name's Jack. I think you're my dad. 197 00:17:10,132 --> 00:17:13,769 Mick? Wait, wait! 198 00:17:13,803 --> 00:17:16,105 - Wait, please! - Leave me alone! 199 00:17:16,138 --> 00:17:20,442 Just, listen to me... Sorry. Listen to me for a second! 200 00:17:20,475 --> 00:17:22,578 - Come on! - Stop following me, man. 201 00:17:22,612 --> 00:17:25,214 If you just gave me a chance to explain! 202 00:17:25,247 --> 00:17:26,849 Just go away! 203 00:17:26,882 --> 00:17:28,618 [tires screeching] 204 00:17:28,651 --> 00:17:32,622 The fucking bikes in the place! Mick, wait! 205 00:17:33,488 --> 00:17:37,893 Please wait, just... Dad, wait! 206 00:17:37,927 --> 00:17:41,897 Don't call me that, man! I've never seen you before in my life. 207 00:17:42,531 --> 00:17:44,099 Then what's this? 208 00:17:46,235 --> 00:17:49,438 My mom gave this to me, and you gave it to her. 209 00:17:49,471 --> 00:17:51,607 Her name's Roxy, she's in a band called... 210 00:17:51,641 --> 00:17:53,008 [both] The Slut Puppets. 211 00:17:53,042 --> 00:17:56,111 Yeah! You knew her a long time ago. 212 00:17:59,949 --> 00:18:02,885 I got no idea what you're talking about, man. 213 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:20,202 [muffled grunt] 214 00:18:20,235 --> 00:18:22,772 - [horn honking] - [vehicle approaching] 215 00:18:34,049 --> 00:18:36,786 Bonsoir, my dedicated herbal connoisseur. 216 00:18:36,819 --> 00:18:42,792 Now, I'm afraid that I must be the bearer of bad news, but our fair establishment, 217 00:18:42,825 --> 00:18:46,962 right there, is closed for the evening. Now might I suggest... 218 00:18:46,996 --> 00:18:51,566 - Hey! You're the guy from the show. - Yeah. 219 00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:53,535 - Hello. - I'm Jack. 220 00:18:53,568 --> 00:18:56,839 Well, pleased to meet you, Jack. My name is Loz. 221 00:18:57,539 --> 00:19:00,309 [animated noises] 222 00:19:00,342 --> 00:19:05,114 "Oh, hello." Oh, MJ, you've just met him. 223 00:19:05,147 --> 00:19:06,849 Sorry about MJ, I think she likes you. 224 00:19:06,882 --> 00:19:09,852 Ay? What do you like, what do you like... 225 00:19:12,454 --> 00:19:16,058 It's probably because she knows I'm Mick's son. 226 00:19:16,525 --> 00:19:19,261 Michael? Son! 227 00:19:22,865 --> 00:19:26,869 Michael. Jack. Son! 228 00:19:27,369 --> 00:19:29,271 [laughing] 229 00:19:31,540 --> 00:19:35,577 Nothing? Well, I didn't realize Michael had a son. 230 00:19:35,610 --> 00:19:39,081 We must celebrate! With a feast! 231 00:19:39,114 --> 00:19:43,585 What's, what's that, Mary Jane? Mary Jane what a wonderful idea. 232 00:19:43,618 --> 00:19:46,588 You're so clever let me get the ingredients. 233 00:19:46,621 --> 00:19:48,190 Care for a shroomy snack? 234 00:19:48,223 --> 00:19:52,494 - Uh, nah. - You want some? 235 00:19:52,527 --> 00:19:56,298 Oh, be careful, save some for Daddy, my sweet. 236 00:20:00,936 --> 00:20:02,738 [chewing] They're really good. 237 00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:06,708 [narrator] Loz was insanely jealous 238 00:20:06,742 --> 00:20:09,378 of the poor animals in testing laboratories, 239 00:20:09,411 --> 00:20:13,548 merely because they're experimenting with more drugs than he is. 240 00:20:13,582 --> 00:20:14,784 Experimenting? 241 00:20:14,817 --> 00:20:16,518 But it seemed he was giving those 242 00:20:16,551 --> 00:20:19,654 poor, furry bastards a run for their money. 243 00:20:19,688 --> 00:20:22,224 [narrator laughing] 244 00:20:22,257 --> 00:20:25,394 - Stop snickering! - Who you talking to? 245 00:20:25,427 --> 00:20:29,031 - Nobody! Who you talking to? - You. 246 00:20:29,064 --> 00:20:35,805 - Yes. So, how can we help you, mister? - Why do ya wanna help me? 247 00:20:35,838 --> 00:20:38,774 Cause we're friends? [chuckles] 248 00:20:38,808 --> 00:20:41,310 - Aren't we? - Yeah, yeah. 249 00:20:43,612 --> 00:20:44,980 I gotta get out of here. 250 00:20:45,014 --> 00:20:49,084 - Sure, care for a bit of company? "Hello." - No, thanks. 251 00:20:49,118 --> 00:20:51,286 No. Okay. Fine. 252 00:20:52,221 --> 00:20:54,056 Well, it's just me and you, MJ. 253 00:20:54,089 --> 00:20:58,660 Me, you and... that small bi-sexual elephant. 254 00:20:59,795 --> 00:21:02,031 Me? [chuckles] 255 00:21:53,782 --> 00:21:55,851 [car horn honking] 256 00:21:56,651 --> 00:21:58,854 [woman whimpering] 257 00:21:59,588 --> 00:22:01,256 Oh, my God. 258 00:22:03,292 --> 00:22:05,127 What happened? 259 00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:08,397 This guy robbed me, and he took my bag and all my things. 260 00:22:08,430 --> 00:22:14,336 - It's okay. I'll help you. - Thank you, you're so kind. 261 00:22:15,337 --> 00:22:16,505 Okay. 262 00:22:23,278 --> 00:22:24,980 Are you a tourist? 263 00:22:25,614 --> 00:22:27,582 No, I live here. 264 00:22:27,616 --> 00:22:29,952 [laughing] 265 00:22:29,985 --> 00:22:32,955 Comedian? Then what's with the bag? 266 00:22:33,688 --> 00:22:36,125 Just some things. 267 00:22:36,158 --> 00:22:38,928 You give this to us, tourist, or we make a smile in your neck. 268 00:22:38,961 --> 00:22:43,598 All right. Okay. Take it. Alright, okay. 269 00:22:46,902 --> 00:22:49,304 Now let's see what's in his wallet. 270 00:22:49,338 --> 00:22:51,406 No! 271 00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:55,477 - Get away from him! - What are you gonna do, old man? 272 00:22:55,510 --> 00:22:59,881 What am I gonna do? Allow me to demonstrate! 273 00:23:00,349 --> 00:23:02,284 [yelling] 274 00:23:05,054 --> 00:23:08,223 You're lucky I don't need to shit! 275 00:23:08,257 --> 00:23:10,325 [grunting] 276 00:23:15,965 --> 00:23:21,336 Oh, my house. My house! 277 00:23:21,370 --> 00:23:25,107 - You saved me. - And you crushed my house, Jack. 278 00:23:27,409 --> 00:23:30,012 I owe you for helping me and I... 279 00:23:31,380 --> 00:23:33,282 Wait did you just call me Jack? 280 00:23:33,315 --> 00:23:37,152 You have proper fucked it up. 281 00:23:37,186 --> 00:23:41,256 - I'm sure you'll find another one. - Are you blind? I'm blind. 282 00:23:41,290 --> 00:23:45,560 - Oh, sorry. - Aye, well apologies aren't a gonna stop 283 00:23:45,594 --> 00:23:48,263 the rats from biting me in the arse, are they, Jack, eh? 284 00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:54,069 You just called me Jack, how do you know my name? 285 00:23:54,103 --> 00:23:57,072 - That's your name, Jack. - You said it again! 286 00:23:57,106 --> 00:23:58,273 Yeah, I did, didn't I? 287 00:23:58,307 --> 00:23:59,841 [laughing] 288 00:23:59,874 --> 00:24:04,046 - No, I mean, you said it before that. - Shhh, shhh. 289 00:24:04,079 --> 00:24:07,216 [siren blaring] 290 00:24:07,249 --> 00:24:09,184 - Look. - I cannot see. 291 00:24:09,218 --> 00:24:13,355 No, I mean, listen, I... 292 00:24:13,388 --> 00:24:15,524 I haven't got any cash. 293 00:24:17,659 --> 00:24:19,461 I wanna give you something. 294 00:24:21,363 --> 00:24:24,966 Ah, yeah, that looks expensive, eh? 295 00:24:31,140 --> 00:24:35,210 Not all who are blind cannot see. 296 00:24:45,820 --> 00:24:50,025 Take it. Means nothing to me anymore. 297 00:24:51,293 --> 00:24:53,128 Are you sure? 298 00:24:53,162 --> 00:24:54,529 Yeah. 299 00:24:56,765 --> 00:24:59,201 It's worth more to you than it is to me. 300 00:25:04,406 --> 00:25:05,907 [groans] 301 00:25:05,940 --> 00:25:07,142 I'm sorry about your house. 302 00:25:07,176 --> 00:25:13,215 Wait! You're a good boy, Jack, a good boy. 303 00:25:16,451 --> 00:25:17,452 What's that? 304 00:25:17,486 --> 00:25:20,555 That... is a seed. 305 00:25:20,589 --> 00:25:24,126 But it's not like any other seed in the world. 306 00:25:24,159 --> 00:25:28,497 Take care of it... on your journey. 307 00:25:35,870 --> 00:25:37,806 What kinda seed? 308 00:25:40,809 --> 00:25:42,311 Where'd he go? 309 00:26:03,064 --> 00:26:05,667 - [soft music playing] - [grunts] 310 00:26:16,311 --> 00:26:19,013 You are wondering, where you are, 311 00:26:19,047 --> 00:26:22,951 how you got here and who I am. 312 00:26:22,984 --> 00:26:26,121 Well, uh... yeah. 313 00:26:26,755 --> 00:26:28,223 Where am I? 314 00:26:28,257 --> 00:26:32,961 - Four degrees north. - Oh, God, there's another one. 315 00:26:32,994 --> 00:26:35,063 [heavy breathing noises] 316 00:26:35,096 --> 00:26:39,468 Two degrees east. Permission to land. 317 00:26:39,501 --> 00:26:42,137 Permission granted. Bring her in. 318 00:26:42,804 --> 00:26:44,673 Zero degrees south. 319 00:26:50,044 --> 00:26:51,713 Touchdown. 320 00:26:56,618 --> 00:26:58,620 Morning, Jack. 321 00:26:58,653 --> 00:27:01,190 How'd you guys know my name? Are you psychic? 322 00:27:01,223 --> 00:27:06,861 - Nah, Loz told us. - Wait a minute, you guys know Loz? 323 00:27:06,895 --> 00:27:10,199 I am Spencer. I am his elder sibling. 324 00:27:10,232 --> 00:27:13,635 This, this is our humble abode. 325 00:27:16,037 --> 00:27:18,207 We failed again, captain. 326 00:27:20,074 --> 00:27:21,643 [sniffing] 327 00:27:22,677 --> 00:27:24,779 [coughs] 328 00:27:29,050 --> 00:27:30,285 What was that? 329 00:27:30,319 --> 00:27:32,554 Another ghastly attempt. 330 00:27:32,587 --> 00:27:34,022 Well, what you trying to make? 331 00:27:34,055 --> 00:27:39,428 - Going to make. - The ultimate high. 332 00:27:39,461 --> 00:27:42,964 We do not know who wrote this, but it is clear he was 333 00:27:42,997 --> 00:27:46,801 a master of the horticultural arts. 334 00:27:46,835 --> 00:27:49,771 - Only trouble is... - We're missing the last page. 335 00:27:49,804 --> 00:27:53,742 But that shall not deter us, from our quest. 336 00:27:53,775 --> 00:27:55,510 [chuckles] Oh, no... 337 00:27:56,611 --> 00:27:58,046 Bonjour, mes amis! 338 00:27:58,079 --> 00:28:01,082 - Good, Loz is here. - [Loz] Bon appétit. 339 00:28:02,517 --> 00:28:04,453 - Goedemorgen, Jack! - Right. 340 00:28:04,486 --> 00:28:06,255 - Mon frère. - Loz. 341 00:28:06,288 --> 00:28:08,223 What happened last night? How did I get here? 342 00:28:08,257 --> 00:28:12,561 Ooh! Well, I wasn't really too sure whether to leave you sleeping where I found you 343 00:28:12,594 --> 00:28:16,331 because you looked so cute and peaceful in the gutter. 344 00:28:16,365 --> 00:28:18,567 [making meowing noises] 345 00:28:21,670 --> 00:28:22,804 That bag. 346 00:28:24,639 --> 00:28:27,409 I know, right! Like, wow. 347 00:28:27,442 --> 00:28:30,412 Ten euros from this rather lovely couple. 348 00:28:30,445 --> 00:28:32,614 "Ooh, I'd like ten euros." "Oh, well, here's a bag." 349 00:28:32,647 --> 00:28:34,483 No, that's my bag! 350 00:28:34,516 --> 00:28:36,818 Oh, I think you're mistaken, sir. 351 00:28:36,851 --> 00:28:39,388 You tryin' to tickle me? Stop it! 352 00:28:39,421 --> 00:28:42,491 I was robbed last night. This is my bag. 353 00:28:44,459 --> 00:28:46,995 They've taken all my stuff! 354 00:28:47,762 --> 00:28:49,798 [grunts] Merde! 355 00:28:49,831 --> 00:28:54,403 But, in my defense, it was empty when I bought it. 356 00:28:59,341 --> 00:29:01,476 You're wearing all my clothes. 357 00:29:03,712 --> 00:29:05,680 Okay fine, it wasn't "empty", 358 00:29:05,714 --> 00:29:09,351 I did find these inside, too, but rather fetching don't you think? 359 00:29:09,384 --> 00:29:11,119 - [guys laughing] - Yes. Yes. 360 00:29:11,152 --> 00:29:16,224 That's some futuristic shit right there! Yeah! Yo. 361 00:29:16,257 --> 00:29:18,393 [singing tune] 362 00:29:22,931 --> 00:29:26,034 * I like to smoke in my mouth * 363 00:29:26,067 --> 00:29:29,504 * That is where the smoke goes inside * 364 00:29:29,538 --> 00:29:32,907 * Pete, where does the smoke go? * 365 00:29:32,941 --> 00:29:37,646 * It goes down my throat then to my lungs * 366 00:29:37,679 --> 00:29:40,148 * Then it goes up to my brain 367 00:29:40,181 --> 00:29:41,483 [squawks] 368 00:29:41,516 --> 00:29:46,921 * I'm really high and then it goes to Spence * 369 00:29:49,824 --> 00:29:52,927 * This is my friend I like him very much * 370 00:29:52,961 --> 00:29:56,365 * This is my friend he teaches me so much * 371 00:29:56,398 --> 00:29:57,532 * This is my friend... 372 00:29:57,566 --> 00:29:59,100 - What? - * I'll pass it to you 373 00:29:59,133 --> 00:30:02,737 * But you have to earn it by singing to us * 374 00:30:05,407 --> 00:30:08,410 * I was robbed last night and they... * 375 00:30:09,077 --> 00:30:11,613 took everything. 376 00:30:13,247 --> 00:30:16,084 I mean my passport was in that bag. 377 00:30:16,117 --> 00:30:17,318 Wow. 378 00:30:18,119 --> 00:30:20,254 - That was awkward. - Yup. 379 00:30:22,256 --> 00:30:27,496 - Oh, man. - Hey, come on, dear Jacques, here you go. Meow, meow, meow. 380 00:30:27,529 --> 00:30:29,130 Chin up and smiley smiles, 381 00:30:29,163 --> 00:30:31,366 there's a whole world of positivity out there. 382 00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:34,168 [chuckles] Yeah. 383 00:30:35,336 --> 00:30:37,472 [yelling] 384 00:30:37,506 --> 00:30:40,575 Be a friend, yeah? I must get all of these on the cobbles today. 385 00:30:45,246 --> 00:30:46,948 "Amsterdam Cup?" 386 00:30:46,981 --> 00:30:51,753 [laughing] Jacques, it's more than a cup, it's the World Cup of weed! 387 00:30:51,786 --> 00:30:55,557 Coffee shop owners do battle over several intense rounds 388 00:30:55,590 --> 00:30:58,393 to be the greatest herbalist in the world! 389 00:30:58,427 --> 00:31:01,863 Your father, he used to be the champ-ee-on, 390 00:31:01,896 --> 00:31:03,798 before his so-called "friend", Eddie, 391 00:31:03,832 --> 00:31:07,101 unveiled his corporate monstrosity across the street. 392 00:31:07,135 --> 00:31:08,737 [tires screeching] 393 00:31:08,770 --> 00:31:11,606 [yells indistinct] 394 00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:16,811 Anyway... [speaking French] 395 00:31:27,221 --> 00:31:32,126 - Oh shh... I'm I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. - Fucking deja-vu! 396 00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:34,195 You know, some people might call this fate. 397 00:31:34,228 --> 00:31:36,765 Or a clumsy idiot who needs to look where he's going. 398 00:31:45,106 --> 00:31:46,307 Look who I found? 399 00:31:48,109 --> 00:31:49,410 Hi. 400 00:31:55,750 --> 00:31:57,085 Michael! 401 00:32:00,188 --> 00:32:02,423 How's things going with your dad? 402 00:32:02,457 --> 00:32:03,525 It's a mess. 403 00:32:03,558 --> 00:32:05,627 - [clattering] - [screaming] 404 00:32:05,660 --> 00:32:08,530 Don't worry, there's always someone worse off than you. 405 00:32:33,254 --> 00:32:34,789 Mick... 406 00:32:35,757 --> 00:32:38,259 - I know you don't believe me. - Fuck. 407 00:32:40,662 --> 00:32:43,097 I know this is hard to take in. 408 00:32:46,067 --> 00:32:50,338 But you did know my mom a long time ago, 409 00:32:50,371 --> 00:32:56,377 and my... my aunt Pixie told me that you are my father. 410 00:32:59,914 --> 00:33:01,382 Mick. 411 00:33:06,487 --> 00:33:07,856 I know. 412 00:33:07,889 --> 00:33:09,691 [soft chuckle] 413 00:33:13,361 --> 00:33:16,598 Your mother wrote to me when she found out she was pregnant. 414 00:33:20,401 --> 00:33:24,372 I tried to contact her, man. She was, she was always on tour, 415 00:33:24,405 --> 00:33:26,074 always moving place to place. 416 00:33:28,009 --> 00:33:31,512 I spent six months trying to get a letter to her. 417 00:33:33,314 --> 00:33:35,984 But you can tell her she's not getting any money off me, man. 418 00:33:37,485 --> 00:33:40,221 - That's why she sent you right? - No, she... 419 00:33:40,254 --> 00:33:43,024 Well, good 'cause I don't have any to give, man. 420 00:33:43,057 --> 00:33:45,694 I'll be closing the shop within a month. 421 00:33:45,727 --> 00:33:49,430 Yeah, Loz mentioned things were bad. 422 00:33:49,463 --> 00:33:53,635 MJ, MJ, I found some treasure. 423 00:33:53,668 --> 00:33:56,470 Look, a spliff. 424 00:33:58,139 --> 00:33:59,507 Help me, MJ. 425 00:33:59,540 --> 00:34:04,512 Look, you came to see the show? Okay? You saw how shit it is. 426 00:34:04,545 --> 00:34:06,948 All right, now just run along 427 00:34:06,981 --> 00:34:10,418 and get as far away from me as possible, man. 428 00:34:10,451 --> 00:34:13,755 No, I thought maybe I could stay and help you? 429 00:34:13,788 --> 00:34:18,226 Help? I can't even look after this place let alone babysit you. 430 00:34:18,259 --> 00:34:20,795 I'm a fast learner. I mean there must be something I can do? 431 00:34:20,829 --> 00:34:24,866 What? What do you possibly think you could do to help me, man? 432 00:34:30,839 --> 00:34:33,808 Actually, there is one thing. 433 00:34:33,842 --> 00:34:35,309 Anything, name it. 434 00:34:36,177 --> 00:34:39,247 The lighter. It's solid gold, man. 435 00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:43,051 Platinum inlay, the sparkly bit in the lettering is a sapphire, dude. 436 00:34:43,084 --> 00:34:46,087 I had it made when I opened the shop, it's worth a mint. 437 00:34:47,188 --> 00:34:48,923 [both laughing] 438 00:34:48,957 --> 00:34:50,524 C'mon, give it here. 439 00:34:52,727 --> 00:34:56,865 Uh... here's the thing, um... 440 00:34:57,966 --> 00:35:03,905 I don't... currently have it anymore. 441 00:35:03,938 --> 00:35:06,975 - What do you mean? - I was robbed last night. 442 00:35:07,008 --> 00:35:09,110 - They took if off you? - No... 443 00:35:10,879 --> 00:35:14,649 This blind homeless guy, came up out of the trash 444 00:35:14,683 --> 00:35:16,384 and pissed on the robbers and saved me! 445 00:35:16,417 --> 00:35:18,687 But I destroyed his house so I had to give him something 446 00:35:18,720 --> 00:35:21,923 so I gave him... the lighter. 447 00:35:21,956 --> 00:35:25,359 You gave... my lighter... to a bum? 448 00:35:25,393 --> 00:35:29,097 I... I gave my bum a light once, didn't end well. 449 00:35:29,130 --> 00:35:31,866 You two have totally lost the plot, man! 450 00:35:31,900 --> 00:35:35,603 No, no, no, look. He gave me his seed. 451 00:35:35,636 --> 00:35:38,639 Mick. Dude, just look at it. 452 00:35:42,210 --> 00:35:45,413 I'm sorry, look I didn't realize, I'll go get it back! 453 00:35:45,446 --> 00:35:47,115 You've done enough, sunshine! 454 00:35:51,319 --> 00:35:52,954 I want you gone, pronto. 455 00:35:52,987 --> 00:35:55,189 - I don't have anywhere to go. - Go back to your mother. 456 00:35:55,223 --> 00:35:58,426 I don't have a mother to go back to! 457 00:35:58,459 --> 00:36:00,762 What? 458 00:36:00,795 --> 00:36:04,699 - Sorry it's just, you know, Roxy. - She's dead? 459 00:36:04,733 --> 00:36:05,633 What? 460 00:36:05,666 --> 00:36:10,739 Oh, man. I'm so sorry, Jack. 461 00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:14,108 I'm so sorry, man. 462 00:36:15,509 --> 00:36:16,711 I didn't know. 463 00:36:16,745 --> 00:36:19,180 [narrator] Jack felt terrible about lying, 464 00:36:19,213 --> 00:36:22,583 but for the first time he was being held by his father, 465 00:36:22,616 --> 00:36:26,921 and he couldn't bring himself to give that up just yet. 466 00:36:28,089 --> 00:36:30,624 You stay with me for a little while, yeah? 467 00:36:31,692 --> 00:36:33,061 That'd be awesome. 468 00:36:35,930 --> 00:36:37,966 Lying about what? 469 00:36:37,999 --> 00:36:42,236 - Is he all right? - Yeah. He's okay. 470 00:36:42,270 --> 00:36:44,305 [chuckles] 471 00:36:49,010 --> 00:36:50,211 Don't wait up. 472 00:36:50,244 --> 00:36:52,380 [laughing] 473 00:36:53,547 --> 00:36:57,351 Oh, you can laugh, but this right here, 474 00:36:58,652 --> 00:37:01,756 is what keeps the crowd gagging for more. 475 00:37:01,790 --> 00:37:04,826 Hundred euro bills, y'all. 476 00:37:09,263 --> 00:37:13,935 - Later, dudes. - His balls touched me. 477 00:37:14,468 --> 00:37:16,304 [door closes] 478 00:37:16,337 --> 00:37:19,540 - His balls touch everyone. - [laughing] 479 00:37:19,573 --> 00:37:22,010 Yeah. Yes. 480 00:37:22,043 --> 00:37:24,913 [piano plays over muted dialogue] 481 00:37:51,172 --> 00:37:53,541 Jack. Jack! 482 00:37:54,742 --> 00:38:00,381 People watching me. Jack, do you see 'em? Jack. Ja... 483 00:38:30,678 --> 00:38:33,347 [rumbling] 484 00:38:38,386 --> 00:38:41,755 [rumbling gets louder] 485 00:39:00,174 --> 00:39:03,777 - Jack. Jack! - What? 486 00:39:03,811 --> 00:39:07,181 Wake up. Open your eyes, man. 487 00:39:16,357 --> 00:39:17,491 Whoa. 488 00:39:18,692 --> 00:39:19,961 Dude. 489 00:39:47,321 --> 00:39:50,891 Holy shit! What happened? 490 00:39:50,925 --> 00:39:54,095 It had to be that seed, my beautiful boy! 491 00:39:54,128 --> 00:39:56,264 We flushed that down the toilet. 492 00:39:56,297 --> 00:40:00,201 I know and it grew into a monster, man! 493 00:40:02,836 --> 00:40:06,507 [grunts] Hi. Yeah a little help for a friend? I'm stuck! 494 00:40:10,411 --> 00:40:13,047 Be careful! Don't disturb the root. 495 00:40:14,148 --> 00:40:16,117 [Desiree] Jack? 496 00:40:16,150 --> 00:40:18,819 - Shit, that's Desiree. - [Mick] What's she doing here? 497 00:40:18,852 --> 00:40:21,222 - Jack! - I'm stuck, Desiree... 498 00:40:21,255 --> 00:40:23,024 Shhh! 499 00:40:23,057 --> 00:40:24,625 - She can't see it! - Okay. 500 00:40:24,658 --> 00:40:25,926 Not me, dude. 501 00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:27,495 - Get rid of her. - How? 502 00:40:27,528 --> 00:40:28,596 I don't know say anything! 503 00:40:28,629 --> 00:40:30,164 If you really wanna help me save the shop, 504 00:40:30,198 --> 00:40:32,866 Eddie can't find out about this, man! 505 00:40:32,900 --> 00:40:35,069 - Ooh! Hey. - Hi. 506 00:40:35,103 --> 00:40:37,571 - Is everything... - It's fine. Everything's fine. 507 00:40:39,940 --> 00:40:42,143 - Let's go somewhere! - Where? 508 00:40:42,176 --> 00:40:44,612 Uh, anywhere. Just away from the stores. 509 00:40:44,645 --> 00:40:46,847 - Are you sure you're okay? - Yeah! 510 00:40:57,625 --> 00:40:59,960 Who's a cunt? 511 00:41:04,698 --> 00:41:07,668 [upbeat music plays over muted dialogue] 512 00:41:58,452 --> 00:42:02,556 - [cartoon noises] - [giggling] 513 00:42:05,459 --> 00:42:10,564 Amsterdam is crazy, it's just coffee shops and sex. 514 00:42:12,233 --> 00:42:15,936 - I'm gonna miss this place. - Why? Where you going? 515 00:42:20,141 --> 00:42:23,177 - Can you keep a secret? - Sure. 516 00:42:32,086 --> 00:42:34,355 [Desiree] These are all the places I'm going to go see, 517 00:42:34,388 --> 00:42:36,056 the minute I turn 21. 518 00:42:36,090 --> 00:42:37,891 Eddie's no longer my legal guardian, 519 00:42:37,925 --> 00:42:41,529 I'm buying a ticket to somewhere on this map, and I'm off. 520 00:42:41,562 --> 00:42:42,830 [makes whooshing sound] 521 00:42:44,198 --> 00:42:45,566 That's great. 522 00:42:47,735 --> 00:42:50,003 [rock music playing] 523 00:43:01,782 --> 00:43:03,784 You're listening to one of Mom's records. 524 00:43:07,421 --> 00:43:12,293 - You've been gone a while. - Yeah, she took me to the Erotic Museum. 525 00:43:12,326 --> 00:43:15,563 I asked you to get her away from the store, not go on a date, man! 526 00:43:15,596 --> 00:43:18,766 - We had a really cool time. - Stay away from that girl, 527 00:43:18,799 --> 00:43:22,736 - she's nothing but trouble. - [Jack] No, she's not. She's really nice. 528 00:43:22,770 --> 00:43:24,472 - Loz! - What? 529 00:43:24,505 --> 00:43:29,410 She took you on a date to an erotic museum, man! Loz! 530 00:43:29,443 --> 00:43:31,745 Not a date. 531 00:43:31,779 --> 00:43:35,683 Listen, anybody related to Eddie is no friend of ours. 532 00:43:35,716 --> 00:43:37,151 Do you understand? 533 00:43:37,185 --> 00:43:39,453 - Loz, stop that! - [Loz] Please, Michael! 534 00:43:39,487 --> 00:43:41,922 Just let us smoke a little bit. Just a little tiny bit. 535 00:43:41,955 --> 00:43:44,325 An itty-bitty, tokey-wokey. 536 00:43:44,358 --> 00:43:48,762 No! We cannot smoke this, or sell it for that matter, 537 00:43:48,796 --> 00:43:50,598 until we're sure what the hell it is. 538 00:43:50,631 --> 00:43:52,566 "Don't smoke it, don't sell it." 539 00:43:53,634 --> 00:43:56,570 - Hey! - Sorry. 540 00:43:56,604 --> 00:43:58,005 - Loz. - Yes? 541 00:43:58,038 --> 00:44:00,974 What about your brother and that astronaut? 542 00:44:01,008 --> 00:44:05,346 But of course! Pete and Spence must see this! 543 00:44:06,146 --> 00:44:08,549 To our noble steed, we ride! 544 00:44:08,582 --> 00:44:14,455 Yes! Loz, clip the bud. Let's do this! 545 00:44:55,763 --> 00:44:58,832 I have never seen anything like it. 546 00:44:58,866 --> 00:45:00,301 Is it safe? 547 00:45:00,334 --> 00:45:04,037 Should be, though you will be in for the ride of your life. 548 00:45:04,071 --> 00:45:07,241 - And ride, we shall. - Where did you get this? 549 00:45:07,275 --> 00:45:09,777 I was about to ask you the same question. 550 00:45:09,810 --> 00:45:12,246 We found it in the trash months ago. 551 00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:15,916 Bestowed upon us by destiny, Pete. 552 00:45:15,949 --> 00:45:20,588 We have been trying to complete the procedure, but we are missing the last page. 553 00:45:20,621 --> 00:45:28,896 - Whoever wrote it is a genius. - Yes, he was. 554 00:45:28,929 --> 00:45:35,603 - You know who wrote that? - Of course. He used to work for me. 555 00:45:35,636 --> 00:45:42,175 Years ago, when Eddie and I were running Kalifornia Dreamin' together, 556 00:45:42,209 --> 00:45:48,682 we had a scientist, Gordon the Great. 557 00:45:50,083 --> 00:45:53,487 The best horticulturist that Amsterdam had ever seen. 558 00:45:54,988 --> 00:45:57,525 He created all of our strains. 559 00:45:58,626 --> 00:46:03,230 But Gordon... was after the ultimate high. 560 00:46:04,398 --> 00:46:08,436 - The Iceolator. - The Iceolator? 561 00:46:08,469 --> 00:46:15,008 He worked through the night for months, trying to perfect the technique. 562 00:46:15,042 --> 00:46:21,982 Eddie grew impatient, he wanted the strain for the Amsterdam Cup. 563 00:46:23,083 --> 00:46:26,053 He snuck into the lab one night, 564 00:46:26,086 --> 00:46:29,823 and turned the grow lamps up past their top capacity. 565 00:46:30,824 --> 00:46:32,393 Then what happened? 566 00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:35,128 [makes exploding sound] 567 00:46:35,162 --> 00:46:36,597 It exploded. 568 00:46:36,630 --> 00:46:38,198 [makes soft exploding sound] 569 00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:41,502 When we returned in the morning 570 00:46:41,535 --> 00:46:45,406 our lab was destroyed and our beloved scientist... 571 00:46:46,173 --> 00:46:48,642 nowhere to be found. 572 00:46:48,676 --> 00:46:50,778 His notes were lost, too... 573 00:46:54,081 --> 00:46:55,549 until today. 574 00:46:55,583 --> 00:46:58,318 So, that's when you and Eddie split up? 575 00:46:58,352 --> 00:47:00,921 He didn't care that somebody died, man! 576 00:47:00,954 --> 00:47:05,025 He just wanted to win the cup. I said, no. 577 00:47:05,058 --> 00:47:06,394 No. 578 00:47:06,427 --> 00:47:09,363 Greed drove a wedge between us, 579 00:47:10,964 --> 00:47:15,736 and he opened the Jolly Green Giant across the road. 580 00:47:15,769 --> 00:47:19,306 And ever since he's been trying to put me in the poor house. 581 00:47:19,339 --> 00:47:25,112 But now that you have this... What are you calling it? 582 00:47:25,145 --> 00:47:27,881 - Oh. - That's a good question. 583 00:47:33,921 --> 00:47:38,526 - The Green Stalk. - Yes, Loz! That's great! 584 00:47:39,126 --> 00:47:40,327 What is? 585 00:47:43,096 --> 00:47:48,101 If this... "Green Stalk" 586 00:47:48,135 --> 00:47:50,571 is as good as you say it is, 587 00:47:51,772 --> 00:47:54,374 we could save the shop. 588 00:47:54,408 --> 00:47:57,144 - Which would be awesome. - [all giggling] 589 00:47:57,177 --> 00:47:59,813 Only one way to find out. 590 00:48:15,996 --> 00:48:18,365 [bubbling and burning] 591 00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:35,616 [upbeat music plays] 592 00:49:19,993 --> 00:49:23,130 In all my years of mind expansion, 593 00:49:23,163 --> 00:49:26,433 I never believed I would experience such beauty. 594 00:49:26,466 --> 00:49:30,303 This is our savior. 595 00:49:34,608 --> 00:49:37,010 [upbeat music plays] 596 00:50:51,752 --> 00:50:53,386 [indistinct chatter] 597 00:50:55,823 --> 00:51:00,193 [narrator] The Green Stalk was indeed the savior for Kalifornia Dreamin', 598 00:51:00,227 --> 00:51:01,294 [bell ringing] 599 00:51:01,328 --> 00:51:03,463 But their success was Eddie's demise. 600 00:51:03,496 --> 00:51:07,267 The Jolly Green Giant hadn't seen a customer for weeks, 601 00:51:07,300 --> 00:51:10,904 and the Amsterdam Cup was merely days away. 602 00:51:18,078 --> 00:51:19,680 Fuck this! 603 00:51:22,249 --> 00:51:25,285 It's time I made a trip across the cobbles. 604 00:51:26,754 --> 00:51:29,222 Clarence! Pipa! 605 00:51:29,623 --> 00:51:31,358 [grunts] 606 00:51:31,391 --> 00:51:33,526 Ready my transport. 607 00:52:26,179 --> 00:52:27,380 Traitors! 608 00:52:27,414 --> 00:52:30,083 [people chattering] 609 00:52:37,557 --> 00:52:39,526 What the fuck is this? 610 00:52:39,559 --> 00:52:41,862 Smoking on the wrong side of the street, aren't ya? 611 00:52:45,232 --> 00:52:51,371 Mind your cheek, boy, and stay away from my princess. 612 00:52:51,404 --> 00:52:57,210 If you so much as to lick her rolling papers... 613 00:52:57,244 --> 00:53:01,048 Hey. Haven't you got trophies to polish? 614 00:53:01,081 --> 00:53:03,483 Well, if it isn't Hidden-Extra Heidi herself. 615 00:53:03,516 --> 00:53:07,054 You come to protect your little boy? That's so sweet. 616 00:53:08,822 --> 00:53:14,594 I can smell the sweat of your tiny balls, Mickie. 617 00:53:14,627 --> 00:53:19,166 'Tis a shame that they are not big enough to compete with a champion. 618 00:53:20,433 --> 00:53:23,503 Well, at least my dad's balls work. 619 00:53:29,576 --> 00:53:33,213 My balls work. 620 00:53:34,047 --> 00:53:39,086 They like to sweat. 621 00:53:44,491 --> 00:53:47,761 And they like to grind. 622 00:53:50,130 --> 00:53:52,966 [huffing] 623 00:54:05,478 --> 00:54:10,150 Unlike you, you pathetic loser, too afraid for competition. 624 00:54:10,183 --> 00:54:15,288 No, I don't have time for the cup and all... that. 625 00:54:15,322 --> 00:54:19,292 I'm too busy swinging from branch to branch of my tree, 626 00:54:19,326 --> 00:54:22,762 serving the millions of customers that come in here every day. 627 00:54:22,796 --> 00:54:28,135 Another piece of your plastic shit to go with your fake palm trees? 628 00:54:28,168 --> 00:54:31,404 Oh, it's real. Just ask them. 629 00:54:34,875 --> 00:54:37,244 - That is real? - Yeah. 630 00:54:37,277 --> 00:54:43,116 - No. That is impossible. - Loz! Green stuff. 631 00:54:45,285 --> 00:54:46,586 On the house. 632 00:54:49,522 --> 00:54:53,260 Some stupid, homegrown bullshit! 633 00:55:10,377 --> 00:55:14,948 That strain, it isn't even that strong. I've... 634 00:55:14,982 --> 00:55:20,153 [flatulence] 635 00:55:39,372 --> 00:55:40,673 [sniffing] 636 00:56:03,263 --> 00:56:05,632 Well, wipe his ass and call that a shit. 637 00:56:05,665 --> 00:56:07,901 [laughing] 638 00:56:07,935 --> 00:56:11,871 Seriously, he's gonna be back now that he sees what we've got, 639 00:56:11,905 --> 00:56:15,242 so you stay away from his kooky niece. 640 00:56:15,275 --> 00:56:17,577 We don't want anymore shit hitting the fan. 641 00:56:22,715 --> 00:56:27,220 That fat, cross-dressing fuck is going to ruin me! 642 00:56:27,254 --> 00:56:29,889 - Nay, I say. - He can't, he shan't. 643 00:56:29,923 --> 00:56:31,424 Shut up! 644 00:56:31,458 --> 00:56:33,360 [sighs] 645 00:56:34,461 --> 00:56:37,830 That plant was the best I have ever tasted. 646 00:56:37,864 --> 00:56:40,300 It's already taken all my customers. 647 00:56:40,333 --> 00:56:41,768 If he gets it into the Amsterdam cup, 648 00:56:41,801 --> 00:56:43,370 he'll take my trophy and my title, 649 00:56:43,403 --> 00:56:45,038 and we will be closed within a year. 650 00:56:45,072 --> 00:56:48,741 And I will be the one flashing my cock and balls for a living. 651 00:56:50,577 --> 00:56:52,112 Unless... 652 00:56:52,145 --> 00:56:53,680 - Unless... unless? - Unless... unless! 653 00:56:53,713 --> 00:56:55,282 [hushing] 654 00:56:55,315 --> 00:56:59,752 Unless... we do something about it. 655 00:57:01,688 --> 00:57:04,357 The severing dwarfs. 656 00:57:05,925 --> 00:57:08,561 [both] Severing dwarfs. 657 00:57:09,196 --> 00:57:11,398 [chuckling] 658 00:57:11,431 --> 00:57:13,400 What's going on? 659 00:57:13,433 --> 00:57:17,537 Oh, nothing. You know, just... 660 00:57:19,806 --> 00:57:21,408 - [flatulence] - relaxing. 661 00:57:21,441 --> 00:57:22,742 Where are you going? 662 00:57:22,775 --> 00:57:25,412 Just going to buy some supplies, we're running low on papers. 663 00:57:25,445 --> 00:57:28,281 - You seem to be going out a lot lately. - Just trying to keep us afloat 664 00:57:28,315 --> 00:57:30,250 now that Mick's stealing all your customers. 665 00:57:30,283 --> 00:57:32,585 [flatulence] 666 00:57:33,586 --> 00:57:35,022 Off you go, then. 667 00:57:38,891 --> 00:57:43,430 Something is not right. Follow her, see what you can find out. 668 00:57:44,164 --> 00:57:46,066 I will worry about Heidi. 669 00:57:55,408 --> 00:57:57,177 - Yo, man! - Fuck! 670 00:57:57,210 --> 00:57:58,811 [both laughing] 671 00:57:59,879 --> 00:58:01,981 Why, why did you wanna meet here? It's... 672 00:58:02,015 --> 00:58:03,150 For this. 673 00:58:03,183 --> 00:58:05,152 This is lover's bridge, 674 00:58:05,185 --> 00:58:08,521 where people from all over the world come to declare their love for each other. 675 00:58:08,555 --> 00:58:13,993 They put the padlock onto the chain and each keeps a key forever. 676 00:58:14,027 --> 00:58:18,331 The padlock can never be opened and their love never broken. 677 00:58:18,365 --> 00:58:20,533 That's really romantic. 678 00:58:21,868 --> 00:58:24,737 Oh, what you doing? Were you gonna... 679 00:58:24,771 --> 00:58:28,575 - No, no I was... - That's so sweet, you were. 680 00:58:28,608 --> 00:58:34,647 Okay, close your eyes, pout your lips. 681 00:58:38,418 --> 00:58:41,154 Best kiss in Amsterdam. [giggles] 682 00:59:01,941 --> 00:59:08,781 Left a bit. No, no right. Back a bit. Stop! 683 00:59:08,815 --> 00:59:11,984 Perfect! Get the supplies we needed? 684 00:59:12,018 --> 00:59:14,087 Supply shop was closed. 685 00:59:14,121 --> 00:59:18,191 - It was closed? Well, why was that? - Plumbing problem. 686 00:59:19,526 --> 00:59:22,095 Plumbing problems? 687 00:59:22,129 --> 00:59:26,032 And it wasn't because you were off with Mick Kali's mongrel? 688 00:59:26,065 --> 00:59:29,269 What? No. We don't associate with the likes of him. 689 00:59:29,302 --> 00:59:34,274 Come now, princess, no need to keep secrets. 690 00:59:37,510 --> 00:59:39,212 Or secret jars of money. 691 00:59:40,380 --> 00:59:41,914 You went in my room? 692 00:59:45,985 --> 00:59:47,354 What is this, then? 693 00:59:49,088 --> 00:59:53,626 "All the places I wanna go to when I'm 21." 694 00:59:55,762 --> 00:59:58,698 That is going to be hard to do without any money. 695 01:00:02,302 --> 01:00:06,906 Now that... now that makes me sad. 696 01:00:06,939 --> 01:00:10,343 - I almost want to cry. - That's my money. 697 01:00:10,377 --> 01:00:12,078 Yes, it is! 698 01:00:13,646 --> 01:00:20,720 And it can stay yours if you do exactly as I ask. 699 01:00:21,988 --> 01:00:23,490 And what's that? 700 01:00:27,927 --> 01:00:32,064 I want you to convince Mick to meet with me. 701 01:00:34,167 --> 01:00:40,507 You know, like a truce to end our feud, 702 01:00:41,241 --> 01:00:43,109 re-kindle our friendship. 703 01:00:44,311 --> 01:00:45,845 And that's it? 704 01:00:47,314 --> 01:00:49,249 That is it. 705 01:00:49,282 --> 01:00:53,586 Well, you know what they say, "If you can't beat them, you join them". 706 01:00:56,223 --> 01:00:58,625 My colleague and I have been doing some research. 707 01:00:58,658 --> 01:01:03,596 The Green Stalk would be the greatest weed to utilize in creating... 708 01:01:03,630 --> 01:01:06,399 - the ultimate high. - Ultimate high. 709 01:01:06,433 --> 01:01:09,869 The Iceolator would be a cup winner, for sure! 710 01:01:09,902 --> 01:01:14,207 - Iceolator? - If only we had that missing page. 711 01:01:15,742 --> 01:01:17,076 What's she doing here? 712 01:01:17,109 --> 01:01:20,680 Michael, we shall return after some further research. 713 01:01:20,713 --> 01:01:22,582 Mon frère, MJ. 714 01:01:22,615 --> 01:01:24,817 Actually, I was hoping to talk to you. 715 01:01:28,154 --> 01:01:30,823 My uncle wants to give you this. 716 01:01:30,857 --> 01:01:35,161 He says he's really sorry. He wants to put your differences to rest. 717 01:01:36,829 --> 01:01:39,299 You can tell your uncle, 718 01:01:39,332 --> 01:01:44,571 that he can shove whatever's in that box up his tiny ass. 719 01:01:46,038 --> 01:01:47,274 One minute. 720 01:01:49,942 --> 01:01:53,045 Mick, if you just look at what she's bought over, 721 01:01:53,079 --> 01:01:54,747 it would mean a lot to me. 722 01:01:56,683 --> 01:02:01,120 Of all the girls in Amsterdam, did ya have to pick her? 723 01:02:05,057 --> 01:02:06,158 Yeah. 724 01:02:06,192 --> 01:02:08,094 Well, it's not gonna work though, kid. 725 01:02:08,127 --> 01:02:10,830 He couldn't even show up face to face and apologize in person, 726 01:02:10,863 --> 01:02:12,532 instead he sends his little messenger. 727 01:02:12,565 --> 01:02:14,467 I was only trying to help. 728 01:02:18,405 --> 01:02:19,606 The fuck was that? 729 01:02:19,639 --> 01:02:21,441 You don't know that family, man. 730 01:02:21,474 --> 01:02:23,310 I cant trust 'em as far as I can throw 'em. 731 01:02:23,343 --> 01:02:24,377 Well, she's not Eddie! 732 01:02:24,411 --> 01:02:26,579 He probably wants a share of my profits 733 01:02:26,613 --> 01:02:29,316 now he sees how successful I am! 734 01:02:29,349 --> 01:02:35,722 Look, Jack. For the first time in three years I'm almost above water. 735 01:02:35,755 --> 01:02:39,759 A few more days of business and I can pay off my debts. 736 01:02:39,792 --> 01:02:42,362 My luck changed when you showed up. 737 01:02:42,395 --> 01:02:45,565 Don't let some girl get in the way of what we've got now. 738 01:02:58,945 --> 01:03:01,013 Well, I'll be damned. 739 01:03:12,359 --> 01:03:14,394 It's one of my trophies. 740 01:03:18,665 --> 01:03:20,800 [humming] 741 01:03:24,871 --> 01:03:26,539 [door shuts] 742 01:03:34,213 --> 01:03:35,415 What do you two want? 743 01:03:35,448 --> 01:03:37,149 * It seems the lady Desiree 744 01:03:37,183 --> 01:03:39,185 * Requests your presence across the way * 745 01:03:39,218 --> 01:03:41,253 * A special night she has in store * 746 01:03:41,287 --> 01:03:44,624 * Surprises, romance, maybe more * 747 01:03:45,324 --> 01:03:46,726 Oh... 748 01:03:48,695 --> 01:03:49,962 What? 749 01:03:49,996 --> 01:03:52,198 Desiree has a surprise for you across the street, 750 01:03:52,231 --> 01:03:55,368 get going, might get some gash tonight, boy! 751 01:03:57,236 --> 01:03:59,506 - Go. I'll bag the money. - Really? 752 01:03:59,539 --> 01:04:04,711 Yeah, of course, I've got MJ with me. Haven't I? Yes. We'll be fine. 753 01:04:05,344 --> 01:04:08,981 Okay. Bye, MJ. 754 01:04:11,584 --> 01:04:12,885 You're a good friend. 755 01:04:15,388 --> 01:04:17,957 [door opens, shuts] 756 01:04:21,661 --> 01:04:22,829 What you doing? 757 01:04:23,563 --> 01:04:26,265 [people chattering] 758 01:04:50,790 --> 01:04:57,129 I know I can be... overly ambitious, 759 01:04:58,431 --> 01:05:01,267 maybe even a bit of a cock. 760 01:05:01,300 --> 01:05:04,904 Look at that, finally agreeing on something. 761 01:05:04,937 --> 01:05:09,208 Piss off, will you? Trying to say that I'm sorry. 762 01:05:13,112 --> 01:05:15,682 I know we didn't end on the best of terms, 763 01:05:15,715 --> 01:05:22,021 but the truth is, when you blamed me for that accident... that hurt. 764 01:05:24,223 --> 01:05:26,325 You're my best friend. 765 01:05:40,372 --> 01:05:43,075 Um... what's all this? 766 01:05:43,843 --> 01:05:46,378 This is my birthday party. 767 01:05:47,680 --> 01:05:50,316 Desiree, I'm really sorry, I should have... 768 01:05:50,349 --> 01:05:55,488 No! You didn't need to do anything. Just be here, celebrate with me. 769 01:05:55,522 --> 01:05:59,592 - Today I am 21. - You're free. 770 01:05:59,626 --> 01:06:01,193 [giggles] 771 01:06:04,463 --> 01:06:07,166 Okay, what do you want? 772 01:06:07,199 --> 01:06:08,768 - The plant. - What? 773 01:06:08,801 --> 01:06:14,173 - We're taking the plant. - Are you? You and what army? 774 01:06:14,206 --> 01:06:16,776 [all laughing] 775 01:06:16,809 --> 01:06:18,711 - Severin' dwarfs! - Chop chop! 776 01:06:18,745 --> 01:06:21,380 [screams] 777 01:06:21,413 --> 01:06:23,983 [dwarfs yelling] 778 01:06:28,688 --> 01:06:29,822 [both chuckling] 779 01:06:29,856 --> 01:06:31,691 And then in the morning, 780 01:06:31,724 --> 01:06:33,259 it had grown right out of the building, man! 781 01:06:33,292 --> 01:06:39,566 - No way. Unbelievable. What luck. - I know. 782 01:06:39,599 --> 01:06:42,268 - And it couldn't happen to a better guy. - I know. 783 01:06:42,301 --> 01:06:44,370 - And at a better time. - I'll say. 784 01:06:44,403 --> 01:06:47,940 You know I was gonna be kicked out on the street any day, man. 785 01:06:47,974 --> 01:06:52,612 Now, I can finally hang up my heels for good. 786 01:06:53,946 --> 01:06:55,447 Cheers. 787 01:07:01,020 --> 01:07:03,089 No, no, no! No, please, not the money! 788 01:07:09,028 --> 01:07:10,563 Come on, MJ. 789 01:07:21,574 --> 01:07:23,242 Ring, Mick. 790 01:07:23,275 --> 01:07:25,111 [both laughing] 791 01:07:25,144 --> 01:07:26,245 [phone ringing] 792 01:07:26,278 --> 01:07:28,547 I gotta take this, that's me. 793 01:07:28,581 --> 01:07:31,550 That's me, man. That's me. 794 01:07:31,584 --> 01:07:35,254 Hold on a sec. Loz. 795 01:07:35,287 --> 01:07:38,925 Mick, Mick, they're destroying the plant and they've taken all the money! 796 01:07:38,958 --> 01:07:41,594 It was just a plot to get you out of the store! 797 01:07:41,628 --> 01:07:45,464 There's too many of them, Mick! There's too many of them! 798 01:07:45,497 --> 01:07:47,900 [dial tone] 799 01:07:49,135 --> 01:07:53,039 - You. - Yes, Michael. 800 01:07:53,072 --> 01:07:55,541 How could you do this to me again? 801 01:07:55,574 --> 01:07:59,946 Oh, come now. No need to be a sore loser. 802 01:07:59,979 --> 01:08:02,649 You lied to me! 803 01:08:02,682 --> 01:08:04,617 That I did, 804 01:08:04,651 --> 01:08:10,222 and luckily your son is as big a fool as you are. 805 01:08:10,256 --> 01:08:15,862 - And Desiree is as cunning as I am. - What? Desiree? 806 01:08:15,895 --> 01:08:20,399 Oh, yeah, we made a little agreement, you see. 807 01:08:20,432 --> 01:08:23,469 She would help me destroy that beautiful plant of yours, 808 01:08:24,470 --> 01:08:26,973 and I would set her free. 809 01:08:27,006 --> 01:08:30,877 I couldn't have you stealing anymore of my customers, Mickie. 810 01:08:30,910 --> 01:08:36,248 Or, God forbid, beat me in the cup! 811 01:08:41,320 --> 01:08:44,757 No! 812 01:08:45,357 --> 01:08:46,693 There's too much! 813 01:08:46,726 --> 01:08:49,729 - We'll take what we can! - And the rest? 814 01:08:51,263 --> 01:08:55,935 - Throw it into the pool! - What are ya... Not in the pool! 815 01:08:55,968 --> 01:09:00,973 Yes! Get it outta here! Let's go! 816 01:09:01,007 --> 01:09:04,877 Come with me. You've made some money now. 817 01:09:04,911 --> 01:09:09,381 Travel together, see the world, be free. 818 01:09:09,415 --> 01:09:12,251 I'm sorry, I can't. 819 01:09:12,284 --> 01:09:13,820 I... [stuttering] 820 01:09:13,853 --> 01:09:16,255 I mean, I just met my dad. 821 01:09:17,289 --> 01:09:20,492 And I feel like he needs me. 822 01:09:29,869 --> 01:09:32,939 I'll never forget you. 823 01:09:34,506 --> 01:09:38,577 Ditto. And you know, after I've seen the world, 824 01:09:38,610 --> 01:09:40,212 I'll know where to find you. 825 01:09:43,415 --> 01:09:47,619 - You witch! - Dad. 826 01:09:47,653 --> 01:09:50,489 You lying scum of a bastard whore! 827 01:09:50,522 --> 01:09:53,726 Whoa! Right, calm down, you're drunk. 828 01:09:53,760 --> 01:09:55,928 She tricked you, Jack! 829 01:09:55,962 --> 01:09:59,698 They just tried to get us outta the shop so they could destroy the plant, man! 830 01:09:59,732 --> 01:10:01,433 - What? - What do you mean, destroy the plant?! 831 01:10:01,467 --> 01:10:03,803 Oh, she know... you know! 832 01:10:03,836 --> 01:10:06,505 Didn't Eddie tell you to arrange the drinks tonight? 833 01:10:06,538 --> 01:10:08,975 - Yes, but... - Ah-ha! 834 01:10:09,008 --> 01:10:11,744 She's been in on it the whole time, man! 835 01:10:11,778 --> 01:10:16,348 She wanted to earn your trust just so that Eddie would let her leave. 836 01:10:16,382 --> 01:10:17,884 That can't be true, because you wouldn't do that to me. 837 01:10:17,917 --> 01:10:20,486 No, Jack, he said he'd take my money, but I... 838 01:10:20,519 --> 01:10:24,590 - [Loz] Hello? Could somebody please help us? - You serious? 839 01:10:24,623 --> 01:10:28,194 Mick! Jack! Anyone? 840 01:11:05,164 --> 01:11:07,433 - You knew about this? - No. 841 01:11:07,466 --> 01:11:10,236 You invited me over there to get me out the store so you could ruin us! 842 01:11:10,269 --> 01:11:12,404 - Jack... - No! 843 01:11:12,438 --> 01:11:15,141 You've admitted it! You already said that Eddie put you up to this. 844 01:11:15,174 --> 01:11:17,877 - I didn't know he was going to do this! - Get out. 845 01:11:17,910 --> 01:11:22,448 - Jack, please don't... - Go on your stupid trip. See the world. 846 01:11:22,481 --> 01:11:24,984 Please! Don't come back! 847 01:11:27,386 --> 01:11:29,421 Go! Get out! 848 01:11:35,895 --> 01:11:38,597 [door opens, shuts] 849 01:11:41,767 --> 01:11:42,902 Dad... 850 01:11:46,705 --> 01:11:48,174 What're doing? 851 01:11:48,207 --> 01:11:50,009 What does it look like I'm doing? 852 01:11:50,042 --> 01:11:55,114 I gotta pay up by tomorrow or I'm finished. 853 01:11:55,147 --> 01:11:56,983 You don't need to do this, all right? 854 01:11:57,016 --> 01:12:02,254 OK, there's loads of things we can do, and I'm gonna help. 855 01:12:02,288 --> 01:12:05,157 That's what you said when you showed up in the first place, 856 01:12:06,458 --> 01:12:08,094 where's it gotten me, man? 857 01:12:09,528 --> 01:12:14,000 No, no, where's it gotten me? Nowhere. 858 01:12:14,033 --> 01:12:17,369 You, you, this is your fault. 859 01:12:17,403 --> 01:12:19,872 - What, me? - You, it's your fault! 860 01:12:19,906 --> 01:12:21,673 - It's not my fault. - It's all your fault. 861 01:12:21,707 --> 01:12:24,843 - It's not my fault! - It's your fault! 862 01:12:24,877 --> 01:12:30,116 I was fine! I was just fine. 863 01:12:31,350 --> 01:12:35,154 Can anyone untie me? Jack or Mick? 864 01:12:35,187 --> 01:12:36,588 No! 865 01:12:39,892 --> 01:12:43,729 No, Mick. Heidi's the only one who can save us now. 866 01:12:43,762 --> 01:12:45,764 You don't have to, please, just wait! 867 01:12:45,797 --> 01:12:48,267 I want you outta here by the time I get back! 868 01:12:52,138 --> 01:12:58,110 - You'll never see me again. - Good. 869 01:13:04,116 --> 01:13:06,652 [door opens, shuts] 870 01:13:13,259 --> 01:13:17,196 - It's okay, Jack. - Just leave me alone for a minute. 871 01:13:19,165 --> 01:13:24,736 - Mary Jane wants to tell you that... - Stop with that! All right? 872 01:13:24,770 --> 01:13:26,172 Yeah. 873 01:13:28,074 --> 01:13:30,076 I'm just trying to be a good friend. 874 01:13:30,109 --> 01:13:34,080 You're not my friend! Mick's not my dad, and you're not my friend! 875 01:13:35,181 --> 01:13:40,752 - And MJ, just your fucking hand! - Sorry. 876 01:13:42,354 --> 01:13:44,223 No, I'm sorry, mate. 877 01:13:44,256 --> 01:13:47,459 No, man, no. I didn't mean that, look, I'm just upset. 878 01:13:47,493 --> 01:13:50,829 - All right? I didn't... - It's fine. You're right, look. 879 01:13:58,437 --> 01:13:59,938 Goodbye, Jack. 880 01:14:05,877 --> 01:14:08,014 - It's a bit awkward in'nit? - It is, isn't it? 881 01:14:08,047 --> 01:14:09,515 [both sobbing] 882 01:14:09,548 --> 01:14:11,283 - I should probably untie you shouldn't I? - Yes, please. 883 01:14:11,317 --> 01:14:13,185 All right, I will. 884 01:14:38,277 --> 01:14:40,512 I love you all. 885 01:14:42,214 --> 01:14:44,650 Suck my dick! 886 01:14:46,952 --> 01:14:48,320 [Roxy] Going somewhere? 887 01:14:51,857 --> 01:14:53,359 Roxy? 888 01:14:55,194 --> 01:14:57,529 It's good to see ya, Mick. 889 01:14:57,563 --> 01:15:01,333 I see you've taken to wearing women's clothing, I can't say I'm surprised. 890 01:15:01,367 --> 01:15:02,868 [chuckles] 891 01:15:05,304 --> 01:15:06,938 But you're dead. 892 01:15:09,775 --> 01:15:13,179 Oh, God, you're a ghost. 893 01:15:13,212 --> 01:15:16,715 Which means, oh, God, I'm dead! 894 01:15:16,748 --> 01:15:19,918 I jumped, man, I jumped and I drowned! 895 01:15:19,951 --> 01:15:23,055 Oh, Jesus! Now I'm a ghost too, man! 896 01:15:23,089 --> 01:15:24,556 We're in purgatory. 897 01:15:24,590 --> 01:15:27,959 Jesus, we're in purgatory together, man! 898 01:15:27,993 --> 01:15:29,361 I can't feel anything. 899 01:15:29,395 --> 01:15:33,599 I can't feel anything. I'm so cold. 900 01:15:33,632 --> 01:15:36,968 Get a grip on yourself. I'm not dead. 901 01:15:37,002 --> 01:15:40,539 What is the matter with you? 902 01:15:40,572 --> 01:15:46,245 - You're alive? - 'Course I'm alive, Mick. 903 01:15:47,546 --> 01:15:49,881 You bloody idiot. 904 01:15:49,915 --> 01:15:54,120 Now where's that son of ours? It's time we acted like parents. 905 01:15:56,555 --> 01:15:58,324 But first, let's get fucked. 906 01:15:59,057 --> 01:16:03,629 Yeah! I've missed you so much. 907 01:16:03,662 --> 01:16:06,398 - Amsterdam, baby! - Yeah. 908 01:16:14,673 --> 01:16:18,610 My, so this place is still a shithole then? 909 01:16:18,644 --> 01:16:22,848 Look at the state... Whoa, Jack, what's the matter? 910 01:16:25,050 --> 01:16:29,421 [narrator] The day the world was waiting for had arrived. 911 01:16:29,455 --> 01:16:31,957 It was the dawn of the Cup. 912 01:16:31,990 --> 01:16:36,428 Everyone was eagerly waiting for the competition to begin. 913 01:16:37,663 --> 01:16:41,066 Everyone, apart from Jack. 914 01:16:42,134 --> 01:16:44,336 With his dreams in tatters, 915 01:16:44,370 --> 01:16:49,741 it seemed the only thing he could hope for was a miracle. 916 01:16:52,478 --> 01:16:54,846 [man on PA] ...report to the Jolly Green Giant... 917 01:16:57,216 --> 01:16:58,517 What's all the commotion? 918 01:16:59,318 --> 01:17:00,819 Nothing. 919 01:17:00,852 --> 01:17:02,488 - What's going on? - Pix, nothing. 920 01:17:02,521 --> 01:17:08,227 - There's my boy! - Jack! Your mother, she's alive, man! 921 01:17:08,260 --> 01:17:10,562 - It's a miracle! - Debatable. 922 01:17:11,597 --> 01:17:13,299 So how's my boy doing? 923 01:17:13,332 --> 01:17:15,567 I was better before you arrived to be honest, Mom. 924 01:17:15,601 --> 01:17:17,603 Come on, don't be like that. 925 01:17:17,636 --> 01:17:22,208 All that time you lied to me, you expect me to just welcome you with open arms? 926 01:17:22,241 --> 01:17:26,545 Come on, Jackie, don't be crawling up my fanny like that. 927 01:17:26,578 --> 01:17:29,881 [Jack groans] How is that an appropriate thing to say to your son? 928 01:17:29,915 --> 01:17:34,486 All you care about is how short your skirt is and what guy your bunking up with next! 929 01:17:34,520 --> 01:17:35,654 It's disgusting! 930 01:17:35,687 --> 01:17:38,457 "Oh, I'm Roxy, the sexy star of The Slut Puppets." 931 01:17:38,490 --> 01:17:39,558 Who suck by the way! 932 01:17:39,591 --> 01:17:42,093 Oi, no, that is totally out of order! 933 01:17:42,127 --> 01:17:46,898 No, it's all right, sis, he's right. We're shit. 934 01:17:46,932 --> 01:17:48,567 Good shit, though. 935 01:17:50,336 --> 01:17:55,073 I know what I've done is wrong, but I deserve a second chance. 936 01:17:55,106 --> 01:17:56,775 I shouldn't have kept Mick from you. 937 01:17:56,808 --> 01:18:00,612 You missed out on having a father, 938 01:18:00,646 --> 01:18:03,482 or whatever that is, I'm sorry about that. 939 01:18:05,083 --> 01:18:11,156 When you left it... you gave me the kick in the clit I needed, you know? 940 01:18:11,189 --> 01:18:14,760 I know I can't make up for the shit in the past, but... 941 01:18:15,927 --> 01:18:19,365 I wanna at least give you a chance at a good future. 942 01:18:19,398 --> 01:18:20,832 You got me going now. 943 01:18:20,866 --> 01:18:22,868 [sobbing] 944 01:18:22,901 --> 01:18:29,040 - I'm so proud of you. - Me too, son. 945 01:18:36,982 --> 01:18:41,019 - I ruined everything for you, Dad. - Nah, man. 946 01:18:42,588 --> 01:18:46,692 - I was a loser when you found me, Jack. - Yeah. 947 01:18:49,528 --> 01:18:52,831 Well, look at this place, Roxy. Remember it, Nikki? 948 01:18:54,065 --> 01:18:55,100 Pixie. 949 01:18:55,133 --> 01:19:00,306 Yeah. You came in, tits hanging out. 950 01:19:02,073 --> 01:19:03,609 [groans] 951 01:19:04,776 --> 01:19:08,113 Oh, yeah. Good to go. 952 01:19:20,659 --> 01:19:22,361 Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa! 953 01:19:27,065 --> 01:19:29,034 Oh, you have to be kidding me! 954 01:19:30,369 --> 01:19:31,737 No, no, no, no, no. 955 01:19:31,770 --> 01:19:35,541 [groaning] 956 01:19:37,042 --> 01:19:38,944 I just re-built! 957 01:19:38,977 --> 01:19:44,516 - I'm, I'm sorry, I... I just fell. - What's wrong with you people? 958 01:19:44,550 --> 01:19:49,120 I didn't mean to, I just, I lost a piece of paper 959 01:19:49,154 --> 01:19:52,458 and it had the drawing of a, of a map on it. 960 01:19:52,491 --> 01:19:57,829 [sobbing] And I lost it, I, I lost everything. 961 01:20:06,037 --> 01:20:12,310 But this isn't of mine, mine has a drawing of a... of a map. 962 01:20:12,344 --> 01:20:17,182 Shhhh... trust me. 963 01:20:18,417 --> 01:20:20,919 That will take you where you need to go. 964 01:20:24,723 --> 01:20:26,892 But this is blank. 965 01:20:43,074 --> 01:20:45,010 Guys, I need your help. 966 01:20:49,114 --> 01:20:50,516 Look. 967 01:20:56,287 --> 01:20:57,155 [gasps] 968 01:20:57,188 --> 01:20:59,190 - Spence. - Pete. 969 01:20:59,224 --> 01:21:01,760 - Ice... - [all] ...olator! 970 01:21:01,793 --> 01:21:03,294 The ultimate high! 971 01:21:06,398 --> 01:21:08,700 [rock music plays] 972 01:21:09,968 --> 01:21:12,504 - Still got this? - Of course. 973 01:21:18,043 --> 01:21:19,645 I'll miss it here. 974 01:21:23,248 --> 01:21:24,883 Not if we can save it. 975 01:21:25,917 --> 01:21:27,185 Desiree. 976 01:21:28,587 --> 01:21:31,356 You got some nerve showing up here again, Desiree. 977 01:21:31,389 --> 01:21:32,524 We have to enter the cup. 978 01:21:32,558 --> 01:21:34,660 Shouldn't you be with your uncle across the road? 979 01:21:34,693 --> 01:21:37,295 Nope, I'm smoking on the right side of the street. 980 01:21:37,328 --> 01:21:40,766 This fair maiden found the missing page from our notebook. 981 01:21:40,799 --> 01:21:43,234 Mick, I need all the Green Stalk you have. 982 01:21:44,836 --> 01:21:46,938 - There's none left. - It's ruined. 983 01:21:46,972 --> 01:21:49,708 It's not ruined, it's wet. 984 01:21:49,741 --> 01:21:51,777 And that's exactly how we want it. 985 01:21:51,810 --> 01:21:55,046 Kinky little minx knows our lyrics. 986 01:21:57,716 --> 01:21:59,785 [announcer] Ladies and Gentlemen, 987 01:21:59,818 --> 01:22:06,191 please welcome into the arena the teams for this year's Amsterdam Cup! 988 01:22:06,224 --> 01:22:07,258 [all cheering] 989 01:22:07,292 --> 01:22:10,796 The Sin-Derellaz! 990 01:22:10,829 --> 01:22:16,201 Last year's runner up, the all girl group of power has landed in the tower. 991 01:22:24,275 --> 01:22:26,945 The Gingerbread Men! 992 01:22:29,681 --> 01:22:33,652 These five balls of fire are always trying to get higher! 993 01:22:33,685 --> 01:22:37,188 Watch out when these guys are about. 994 01:22:43,695 --> 01:22:46,732 The Pied Pipers! 995 01:22:52,504 --> 01:22:56,441 One foot in the grave, but they still love to rave. 996 01:22:56,474 --> 01:23:00,345 And like the fine wine, they get better with time. 997 01:23:02,047 --> 01:23:08,654 And finally, the defending champions, the Jolly Green Giants! 998 01:23:08,687 --> 01:23:10,421 [loud cheer] 999 01:23:10,455 --> 01:23:15,794 Eddie and his unstoppable team are aiming for their seventh consecutive win! 1000 01:23:19,097 --> 01:23:25,103 Let's get ready to roll! 1001 01:23:25,136 --> 01:23:28,574 - Ready to launch, captain. - The process takes longer than we have, 1002 01:23:28,607 --> 01:23:30,909 but the more people that help, the faster we can... 1003 01:23:30,942 --> 01:23:32,944 I'll help. You guys need Loz on your team. 1004 01:23:32,978 --> 01:23:34,345 [Mick] But we still have a problem. 1005 01:23:34,379 --> 01:23:37,348 - We don't have the entrance fee money. - That's not true. 1006 01:23:37,382 --> 01:23:39,918 Desiree you can't, that's your escape money. 1007 01:23:39,951 --> 01:23:42,387 If it wasn't for my uncle, I wouldn't need it. 1008 01:23:42,420 --> 01:23:45,891 And nothing would make me happier than the look on his face when you win. 1009 01:23:45,924 --> 01:23:48,827 I'm so sorry for all that stuff I said to you earlier. 1010 01:23:48,860 --> 01:23:50,228 You couldn't have known that your uncle... 1011 01:23:50,261 --> 01:23:55,400 Hush, hush, Mickie. Let's take that fucker down. 1012 01:23:55,433 --> 01:23:58,169 Hey, guys, guys: snail. 1013 01:23:59,037 --> 01:24:02,473 Hey, guys: octopus. Big octopus. 1014 01:24:02,507 --> 01:24:04,743 [announcer] We have a surprise, late entry. 1015 01:24:04,776 --> 01:24:09,715 Please welcome into the arena, Kalifornia Dreamin'. 1016 01:24:21,426 --> 01:24:23,629 What the fuck is he doing here? 1017 01:24:27,098 --> 01:24:28,734 [hissing] 1018 01:24:31,569 --> 01:24:35,641 [announcer] Let's give a warm welcome to the High Chancellor of Weed, 1019 01:24:35,674 --> 01:24:41,512 and our judge extraordinaire, Sir Howard Marks! 1020 01:24:47,352 --> 01:24:52,257 Welcome to the only place in the world 1021 01:24:52,290 --> 01:24:56,962 where the grass is always greener: 1022 01:24:56,995 --> 01:24:59,530 Amsterdam! 1023 01:24:59,564 --> 01:25:01,566 [crowd cheering] 1024 01:25:12,343 --> 01:25:15,647 There will be several rounds of competition, 1025 01:25:15,681 --> 01:25:20,986 with points awarded to the winning team in each category. 1026 01:25:21,019 --> 01:25:25,657 First up, Creative Joint Rolling! 1027 01:25:25,691 --> 01:25:27,025 [cheering] 1028 01:25:28,359 --> 01:25:32,463 - Loz, you're up. - Um... no. 1029 01:25:33,498 --> 01:25:36,201 - What? Why? - Only friends help each other, 1030 01:25:36,234 --> 01:25:39,637 and he made it quite clear I haven't got any of those. 1031 01:25:48,413 --> 01:25:49,948 I'm really sorry. 1032 01:25:49,981 --> 01:25:54,052 I was upset and the fact is, 1033 01:25:54,085 --> 01:25:59,057 when I arrived, no one was as nice to me as you were. 1034 01:25:59,090 --> 01:26:04,195 I mean, you're not just my friend, you're my best friend. 1035 01:26:05,663 --> 01:26:10,902 - And I love MJ. - Fuck off with the fairytale bullshit, you lot. 1036 01:26:10,936 --> 01:26:13,805 Jesus Christ, I tell you what, you get your arse up there. 1037 01:26:13,839 --> 01:26:18,877 Me, you, that weird finger of yours, play a bit of hide and seek later. 1038 01:26:22,013 --> 01:26:24,750 [chuckles] Okay. 1039 01:26:24,783 --> 01:26:27,452 Go on, Loz, we fucking love you! 1040 01:26:27,485 --> 01:26:29,687 - Sorry, sorry, I got carried away. - That's good. 1041 01:26:30,521 --> 01:26:35,761 On your Howard Marks... get set... 1042 01:26:36,594 --> 01:26:37,896 roll! 1043 01:26:37,929 --> 01:26:39,998 [cheering] 1044 01:26:44,035 --> 01:26:46,004 Are we really supposed to add this much ice? 1045 01:26:46,037 --> 01:26:49,908 The goal is to completely separate the THC from the weed. 1046 01:26:49,941 --> 01:26:52,443 We are not making a regular high. 1047 01:26:52,477 --> 01:26:55,914 We are making, the ultimate high. 1048 01:26:57,215 --> 01:27:00,151 Iceolator. 1049 01:27:00,185 --> 01:27:03,088 Inhale, bitches. 1050 01:27:05,824 --> 01:27:07,325 What the fuck is he making, man? 1051 01:27:07,358 --> 01:27:11,296 It's all right. Trust him. He's got this. 1052 01:27:16,802 --> 01:27:22,107 - Very nice. Very nice. Let's get more. - Yeah. 1053 01:27:27,612 --> 01:27:30,148 [announcer] This round just gets crazier every year. 1054 01:27:30,181 --> 01:27:34,385 Looks what's being created using just marijuana rolling papers. 1055 01:27:37,989 --> 01:27:41,759 Okay, contestants! Stop rolling. 1056 01:27:42,593 --> 01:27:45,630 Settle down. Settle down. 1057 01:27:46,731 --> 01:27:50,268 They look amazing. Really stunning. 1058 01:27:50,301 --> 01:27:52,971 But it's not about origami. 1059 01:27:53,704 --> 01:27:56,707 I wonder how well they smoke. 1060 01:27:59,878 --> 01:28:02,580 - Ready. - Here we go. 1061 01:28:02,613 --> 01:28:06,717 Wait, wait, wait, wait, don't we need something to strain the THC? 1062 01:28:06,751 --> 01:28:10,488 Oh. You are right. 1063 01:28:10,521 --> 01:28:15,326 Michael must have a fishing net or something. 1064 01:28:24,702 --> 01:28:27,305 [crowd whispering] 1065 01:28:27,338 --> 01:28:31,709 Do I suck... or do I blow? 1066 01:28:31,742 --> 01:28:34,279 [crowd laughing] 1067 01:28:34,312 --> 01:28:37,448 It's not that funny. It's not that funny. 1068 01:28:37,482 --> 01:28:39,250 Are you sure these will work? 1069 01:28:41,019 --> 01:28:44,455 - They're perfect. - We are good to go. 1070 01:28:45,723 --> 01:28:47,425 [mechanical whirring] 1071 01:28:47,458 --> 01:28:49,660 [power shuts down] 1072 01:28:51,362 --> 01:28:52,763 Maybe not. 1073 01:28:54,532 --> 01:28:59,871 [announcer] The cup's first ever, official volcano spliff. Kaboom! 1074 01:28:59,905 --> 01:29:02,941 [crowd cheering] 1075 01:29:02,974 --> 01:29:04,709 Fuck the volcano. 1076 01:29:07,879 --> 01:29:11,716 [announcer] Whoa, you could power the whole Netherlands with that windmill. 1077 01:29:11,749 --> 01:29:13,651 This is just crazy. 1078 01:29:17,889 --> 01:29:20,791 Jack said they would pull the plug on Mick soon. 1079 01:29:20,825 --> 01:29:22,793 Looks like it is game over. 1080 01:29:22,827 --> 01:29:27,832 Without electric to stir the weed and ice together there will be no Iceolator. 1081 01:29:31,702 --> 01:29:32,870 Fuck it. 1082 01:29:40,278 --> 01:29:44,415 Jolly Green Giant have won this fucking round. 1083 01:29:48,519 --> 01:29:53,391 - This was a bad idea. - Nah, come on, baby. 1084 01:29:53,424 --> 01:29:57,728 - You never went down on me this quick. - Okay. 1085 01:29:57,762 --> 01:29:58,863 [Howard] Round two. 1086 01:29:58,896 --> 01:30:03,001 - Wait, wait, wait. - The Longest Joint. 1087 01:30:03,034 --> 01:30:04,635 [indistinct chatter] 1088 01:30:04,669 --> 01:30:06,671 [rock music plays] 1089 01:30:12,343 --> 01:30:14,012 [announcer] Pied Pipers! 1090 01:30:14,045 --> 01:30:16,181 Get in here, I'm not doing this alone. 1091 01:30:20,418 --> 01:30:23,588 The Smuggle Juggle. 1092 01:30:45,610 --> 01:30:49,047 - Well, if we must. - For the good of the team. 1093 01:30:49,080 --> 01:30:52,917 [announcer] Yee-ha! The Giants are taking an early lead. 1094 01:31:11,636 --> 01:31:14,639 The Giants extend their lead. 1095 01:31:23,581 --> 01:31:25,716 The Bong Balance. 1096 01:31:28,153 --> 01:31:29,787 Come on, Roxy! 1097 01:31:35,293 --> 01:31:38,896 [announcer] Whoa! The legendary singer, Roxy from The Slut Puppets, 1098 01:31:38,929 --> 01:31:41,999 has bagged Kalifornia Dreamin's first win. 1099 01:31:49,407 --> 01:31:52,743 Spliff Roulette! Kaboom! 1100 01:32:03,288 --> 01:32:04,655 [announcer] Gingers! 1101 01:32:22,740 --> 01:32:23,874 [Spence] Faster! 1102 01:32:27,712 --> 01:32:29,814 Paper Planes. 1103 01:32:36,187 --> 01:32:37,755 Yeah! 1104 01:32:39,857 --> 01:32:42,193 Scratch and Sniff. 1105 01:32:47,498 --> 01:32:50,301 Bet you can't even guess if it's weed or hash. 1106 01:32:50,335 --> 01:32:51,769 [laughing] 1107 01:32:56,006 --> 01:32:58,943 The old man is crazy! [chuckles] 1108 01:33:04,081 --> 01:33:05,416 [buzzer sounds] 1109 01:33:07,318 --> 01:33:11,656 Three people guessed the strain. 1110 01:33:11,689 --> 01:33:17,995 One person guessed the weight and the strain. 1111 01:33:18,028 --> 01:33:24,502 But this was profanity personified. 1112 01:33:24,535 --> 01:33:29,874 One person guessed the weight, 1113 01:33:29,907 --> 01:33:35,513 the strain, and the soil in which it was grown. 1114 01:33:35,546 --> 01:33:40,918 And the winner is, Kalifornia Dreamin'! 1115 01:33:44,522 --> 01:33:48,859 [announcer] Unbelievable! Mick Kali has taken Kalifornia Dreamin' 1116 01:33:48,893 --> 01:33:53,364 into a head to head final with the Jolly Green Giants! 1117 01:33:53,398 --> 01:33:56,767 Okay, contestants. 1118 01:33:56,801 --> 01:34:03,841 It's time I toke on your homegrown smoke. Come on! 1119 01:34:03,874 --> 01:34:05,710 [crowd cheers] 1120 01:34:26,897 --> 01:34:28,399 Where is she? 1121 01:34:33,471 --> 01:34:35,172 I've waited all year for this. 1122 01:34:35,206 --> 01:34:38,209 It's well worth the wait, Mr. Marks. 1123 01:34:41,412 --> 01:34:44,482 [crowd gasps] 1124 01:34:49,153 --> 01:34:52,156 Smells like Christmas come early this year. 1125 01:34:53,224 --> 01:34:55,326 [exclaims] 1126 01:34:56,961 --> 01:34:59,364 - [woman] Is it tight? - [man] Nice and tight. 1127 01:34:59,397 --> 01:35:01,198 Here we go. Bit more, bit more... 1128 01:35:01,232 --> 01:35:03,468 [all mumbling] 1129 01:35:08,339 --> 01:35:10,908 [crowd cheers] 1130 01:35:10,941 --> 01:35:12,943 [announcer] Our reigning champion, Eddie, 1131 01:35:12,977 --> 01:35:15,212 sure looks happy with his entry this year. 1132 01:35:15,246 --> 01:35:18,783 Let's see what the Ganja Godfather has to say. 1133 01:35:18,816 --> 01:35:20,918 [bubbling and burning] 1134 01:35:28,259 --> 01:35:33,364 Jesus... this is fucking amazing! 1135 01:35:33,398 --> 01:35:35,900 This has gotta be a winner. 1136 01:35:43,341 --> 01:35:46,544 Wankers, have some'a that. 1137 01:35:46,577 --> 01:35:48,379 May I see your entry, Mick? 1138 01:35:51,215 --> 01:35:53,017 Uh... 1139 01:35:55,420 --> 01:35:56,587 No. 1140 01:35:56,621 --> 01:35:59,357 I'm sorry, boys, but without any weed, 1141 01:35:59,390 --> 01:36:00,925 I've gotta disqualify you. 1142 01:36:02,727 --> 01:36:05,129 And announce Jolly Green Giant... 1143 01:36:05,162 --> 01:36:07,698 Wait! This is our entry. 1144 01:36:10,301 --> 01:36:13,270 Sneaky little whore! 1145 01:36:13,304 --> 01:36:16,874 This is Kalifornia Dreamin's entry. 1146 01:36:18,208 --> 01:36:19,444 Is that the... 1147 01:36:19,477 --> 01:36:23,714 My God. It's... 1148 01:36:23,748 --> 01:36:27,385 - The Iceolator? - Yes, Howard, The Iceolator. 1149 01:36:29,153 --> 01:36:32,357 You little bitch. 1150 01:36:33,758 --> 01:36:35,292 Get to your room. 1151 01:36:35,326 --> 01:36:37,027 Seem to be forgetting I'm 21, 1152 01:36:37,061 --> 01:36:38,996 you can't tell me what to do anymore. 1153 01:36:39,029 --> 01:36:43,501 - She's a keeper, man. - She really is. 1154 01:36:43,534 --> 01:36:45,903 Come on load it up, I... I have to taste it. 1155 01:36:48,138 --> 01:36:50,475 Come on, man, my lungs are waiting. 1156 01:36:53,110 --> 01:36:54,445 Thank you. 1157 01:36:55,846 --> 01:36:57,281 [lighter flicks] 1158 01:37:00,451 --> 01:37:02,319 [inhales] 1159 01:37:11,161 --> 01:37:12,262 [coughs] 1160 01:37:12,296 --> 01:37:13,664 [giggles] 1161 01:37:13,698 --> 01:37:15,866 [coughing] 1162 01:37:27,077 --> 01:37:29,580 - There's no pulse. - What? 1163 01:37:29,614 --> 01:37:30,948 [crowd gasps] 1164 01:37:30,981 --> 01:37:32,417 Oh, my God! 1165 01:37:46,864 --> 01:37:48,833 [all cheering] 1166 01:37:55,440 --> 01:38:01,479 I haven't had hash like this since the 1970s. 1167 01:38:01,512 --> 01:38:07,317 When I was in Nepal and even that naughty Nepalese beauty, 1168 01:38:07,351 --> 01:38:11,355 didn't have the kick that this cheeky little fucker's got. 1169 01:38:11,388 --> 01:38:12,790 [Desiree chuckles] 1170 01:38:15,960 --> 01:38:20,665 And the winner of the Amsterdam Cup, 1171 01:38:21,666 --> 01:38:25,536 is Kalifornia Dreamin'! 1172 01:38:25,570 --> 01:38:26,871 [cheering] 1173 01:38:26,904 --> 01:38:29,139 No! No! 1174 01:38:46,624 --> 01:38:51,261 [narrator] Everything that young Jack had wished for had become a reality. 1175 01:38:51,295 --> 01:38:56,801 And although Jack was sure the story was nearing its end, he didn't realize... 1176 01:38:56,834 --> 01:39:00,871 - Cease you intrepid brain beast! - That his journey was only j... 1177 01:39:00,905 --> 01:39:04,509 - Shut up! Sorry. - His Journey was only just... 1178 01:39:04,542 --> 01:39:08,746 - Wait a minute, I heard that as well. - You did? 1179 01:39:08,779 --> 01:39:11,181 - We all did. - Was only just... 1180 01:39:14,719 --> 01:39:16,053 Beginning. 1181 01:39:17,221 --> 01:39:19,023 You're the guy that gave me the seed. 1182 01:39:19,056 --> 01:39:21,826 You gave me the plans for the Iceolator. 1183 01:39:21,859 --> 01:39:23,460 You're the voice inside my head. 1184 01:39:24,662 --> 01:39:25,996 Gordon? 1185 01:39:26,030 --> 01:39:27,998 - The Messiah. - I think that's him. 1186 01:39:28,032 --> 01:39:32,903 Gordon the Great, is it really you? 1187 01:39:35,973 --> 01:39:38,709 - I thought you were... - Yeah, dead? No, I'm not dead. 1188 01:39:38,743 --> 01:39:44,248 It's good to see you again, Mick, or at least it's good to hear you. 1189 01:39:44,281 --> 01:39:48,152 Aye, I was blinded in the accident, 1190 01:39:48,185 --> 01:39:52,857 but I've had plenty of time to work out how to get back at Eddie. 1191 01:39:52,890 --> 01:39:58,829 And with Jack's help, the evil giant has finally fallen. 1192 01:40:03,000 --> 01:40:09,006 - Is that my lighter? - I think it belongs to someone else now. 1193 01:40:12,977 --> 01:40:14,511 Thanks, Jack. 1194 01:40:18,515 --> 01:40:21,752 That was a touch of genius flushing that seed down the toilet. 1195 01:40:21,786 --> 01:40:25,422 - Turns out piss was the ingredient... - [both] Piss! 1196 01:40:25,455 --> 01:40:28,292 That I didn't think of to add to the germination process. 1197 01:40:28,325 --> 01:40:30,861 Well, it certainly made the plant grow big, eh? 1198 01:40:30,895 --> 01:40:32,396 You're my hero. 1199 01:40:32,429 --> 01:40:33,931 I love you. 1200 01:40:33,964 --> 01:40:36,967 And there is plenty more magic where that came from. 1201 01:40:37,001 --> 01:40:39,369 [all cheering] 1202 01:40:39,403 --> 01:40:41,806 We're gonna make millions, man! 1203 01:40:41,839 --> 01:40:46,343 Gordon, would you consider coming into business with me and Loz? 1204 01:40:46,376 --> 01:40:49,346 - I don't mind a third. - How 'bout, a forth? 1205 01:40:49,379 --> 01:40:50,981 - What? - Roxy... 1206 01:40:51,015 --> 01:40:54,284 Would you consider taking a break from touring, darling? 1207 01:40:55,252 --> 01:40:58,823 Suppose I could do with a beach holiday. 1208 01:41:00,090 --> 01:41:05,495 Oi! Oi, oi, oi. Slut Puppets? 1209 01:41:05,529 --> 01:41:09,967 I've got a slutty puppet right here. How about that? 1210 01:41:10,000 --> 01:41:15,105 Now, we're all gonna have to work together to cultivate all these plants. 1211 01:41:15,139 --> 01:41:17,975 Of course, but this time we have to do it right! 1212 01:41:18,008 --> 01:41:22,246 We cannot risk wrecking the shop. Gordon, how many... 1213 01:41:26,951 --> 01:41:28,318 He's got a habit of doing that. 1214 01:41:28,352 --> 01:41:31,722 - Uh-huh. - [toilet flushing] 1215 01:41:38,562 --> 01:41:42,432 Gordon, what did you do with all those seeds, man? 1216 01:41:44,735 --> 01:41:46,671 You're gonna need a bigger shop! 1217 01:41:46,704 --> 01:41:49,139 [chortling] 1218 01:41:49,173 --> 01:41:51,041 [rock music playing] 1219 01:41:52,476 --> 01:41:53,744 Shit! 1220 01:41:58,482 --> 01:42:00,484 [choking] 1221 01:42:02,953 --> 01:42:04,722 [laughing] 1222 01:42:11,696 --> 01:42:13,731 - [man] Action. - Are you sure this will... 1223 01:42:13,764 --> 01:42:15,432 [laughing] 1224 01:42:16,433 --> 01:42:19,336 - [man] Action. - Are you sure... shit. 1225 01:42:23,573 --> 01:42:25,776 - [man] Action. - Are you sure these will work? 1226 01:42:25,810 --> 01:42:27,712 [laughing] 1227 01:42:29,814 --> 01:42:30,948 Come on. 1228 01:42:30,981 --> 01:42:32,950 [coughing] 1229 01:42:36,586 --> 01:42:38,122 What are you doing? 1230 01:42:38,155 --> 01:42:39,423 [gags] 1231 01:42:39,456 --> 01:42:41,726 [laughing] 1232 01:42:48,999 --> 01:42:51,401 [laughing] 1233 01:42:57,041 --> 01:42:59,877 [rock music continues] 1234 01:43:16,827 --> 01:43:21,498 Round eight! The Long... Sorry, I looked in the fucking camera. 1235 01:43:21,531 --> 01:43:22,900 [laughing] 1236 01:43:25,469 --> 01:43:29,539 Did you try and touch me on the tour bus? No, doesn't matter. Don't worry about it. 1237 01:43:29,573 --> 01:43:30,941 Yeah. 1238 01:43:32,076 --> 01:43:35,212 Looks like Christmas came early this year. 1239 01:43:35,245 --> 01:43:38,115 - Fucking smells like it as well. - [woman] And cut. 1240 01:43:41,251 --> 01:43:43,620 Get rid of her with anything that you say. 1241 01:43:43,653 --> 01:43:46,891 - Done! - Thank you! 1242 01:43:46,924 --> 01:43:52,429 [Mick] ...that he can shove what's ever in this box up his tiny ass. 1243 01:43:54,631 --> 01:43:56,867 Dance, Lennox, dance. 1244 01:43:58,435 --> 01:44:03,673 Mick, has someone done a little poo in your shop? 1245 01:44:03,707 --> 01:44:05,776 Looks like I am surfin' on poo, huh? 1246 01:44:05,810 --> 01:44:08,445 [rock music continues] 1247 01:45:03,167 --> 01:45:06,904 Iceolator... I'll see you later. 1248 01:45:06,937 --> 01:45:08,472 [laughing] 94514