All language subtitles for A Girl Must Live - Original RE_Reed

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Margaret Lockwood

Renee Houston

Lilli Palmer

That'll do for tonight,Sylvie

And in future,remember,that you are
not to going worrying about young men

Your mother sent you to be fit
to finish your education

and now you seem to think of
beginning,remember that

-Yes,remember that
-Yes

You mustn't disturb the
others ,you go to bed

No,Madame

-Bon Soir,Madame
-Bon Soir

Allons y

She's coming

Who made it???

Now,girls,attention

Come forward all the way it's
no use pretending

No use at all

Margaret is that you?

-I know,Madame Antoinette
-Shut up Pod

Proceed,Priscilla

She's gone to pictures to
Montchurch to see Robert Taylor

with a fare?? a four day??
against sitting in ??seats

She's in the back row if they can get them

I've no wish to hear the details

What's the matter with that exhibition?
Are you patronizing?

-I don't mind
-Never mind

If you hurry you'll be in time
for the big picture

-Sylvie,it's all clear,it's worked
-Thanks,Podge

-You lied like a trooper
-Yeah,everybody was

I don't know how to thank you all for this

Thanks and you get away with it,darling

-The two pigs may smell a rat yet
-Wait a minute,listen to this

Where are we

Dear,Madame Dupont,
I'm sorry to run away like this

but I know my school fees hasn't
been paid since Christmas

because mother hasn't been able
to pay them since father died

I could have put that better,couldn't I?

I decided to earn my own living and
not be liability to my mother and you

I like that bit

PS I will pay back my back
fees as soon as I can

and you can sell my
bicycle and my ice skates

I can use the ice skates

All right,no ice skates

I see those misfits

She won't be back until midnight,
it's all clear the way

-But,you must catch that train
-Hang on

Sylvia,if you're really serious
about going on the stage

I can get you an introduction
to Jack Buchanan

I met him socially last Christmas

He signed an autograph outside
the Hippodrome

She won't need any introduction
then I'm giving her a shortcut to pay

But I'm not so sure I want to take it

Why not? You'll have to change your name
anyway unless you aren't get caught

I should take me a reeling
if I should use yours

Quite,after all,Leslie James,your mother

may have been a big noise
in the old gaslight days

but what does that mean today?

-Then any other name would smell as sweet
-In other words the idea is sweet

Jo,don't listen to them

Everyone remember my mother,Leslie
James,the daughter of the Leslie James

You'll walk into every manager's office
in London

Yes,but supposing your
mother should find out?

How can she,she's going back
to India next month

Your name wouldn't be up
on the light before then

Here's a picture now,taken during the war

Look at her looks like she's
cheated on the ration card

Take it with you,it would be a big help

-But I'm not a bit like her
-Quite,that are to be a bigger help

Shut up,Margaret,with the name
Leslie James,she can't fail

-Give her 6 months
-They probably will

OK,got our chances

-Are you ready?
-Who's got my blue case?

Put this in,will you?

Listen,what's the address of this dig?

11 Bedbury Square,Mrs Avon

11 Bedbury Square,Mrs Avon,
11 Bedbury Square,Mrs Avon

Here,take this

Just a little something from the
girls to keep off night starvation

Well,of all that

You silly mugs

Here,I can't take that

What did you want to do
doing a thing like that for?

Let me go,before I get sentimental

BTW if you see Bob,Robert Donath
you might say hello from me?

And if you bump into Flanagan
and Allen say hi from me

-All right
-Good Bye..

Don't forget what your mother taught you

If you do then tell us all about it

-Oh,ouch
-Are you all right,Leslie James?

I could have done with another
sheet,Leslie James

What do you want?

-Is Mrs Avon in?
-She doesn't live here

But she might do,this is number 11?

I know,let's see her in a ???

All right,all right

What a howler she is,try next door

But I was told Mrs Avon lived here

You was told wrong

You heard me go
and shut that door

I'll get her

?? you cannot,when there's
a girl here ????

What does she want?

Asking for some woman

Bring her in and and braise
the cauliflower,I attend to her

Come in

Come on

Good Morning,dear,Penny will
you take your ?? out of the oven

It's nearly one,using up
the yesterday's mutton dear

and don't send the ?? I
washed away,I know it smells

but it is good for the geraniums

What's your trouble?

I was told Mrs Avons was the landlady here

She was,duck,won't you sit down

but she passed on in 1925

Excuse us,she has to sweep

Something with the kidneys

Going into the profession I take it

-The profession?
-Yes,but who are you?

My stage name is Leslie James

Leslie..,Leslie James?

You're the daughter of the Leslie James

Yes

Of course,I see now,you're
the living spitting image of her

What a small world it is,do you know
I was in the same show with her?

I sent her a Christmas card every year
until 1920 and I never had one back

-She has got on,she's married again too
-Yes

Your step father is a
general in India,isn't he?

Flight,my nephew was a Corporal
in Pakistan,it's near India isn't it?

I must get to look in ?? map,
I'll show you your room

Take Teddy out in the garden,will you

I can have you comfortable
at 1st floor flat

wood??? so we can use the fire

Stay ??? going on the stairs

I have to say it's not my business

you could come to a better place,could you?

I suppose there's nothing in
being a general these days

They should have to pay
for their high horses

-All my people are in the show business
-Are they?

Except Mr Bretherton Hythe

he's a sanitary engineer,???,quite
nasty in his own line

Oh,it's tear will be the end of me

These palpitations,dear,I'm sure
it's the writing on the wall

Which reminds me I must put
up a notice in the bathroom

There it is,dear, if you want it

Had that ?to Mr
Ryan Smith ?? foot through it

Look

That's me,in the prime,Principal Boy
at the Lewisham Hippodrome

Yes,I pulled him in,in my day

This is the room

Quite tidy it is,I can't do that

there's the wall, girl,and here
is the chest of drawers

Anywhere here it is

I'm sorry this tile is cracked,you
know we had a juggler in here?

He couldn't be very good

My dear he drank

You know he actually lobbed the clubs
out of the window to Mrs Lippmann

Luckily not the vital spot,
he loved a couple of pints

And now what do you think?

I'll take it, thank you

I think you like it,dear

Have a nice view

In this behind the bathroom, you
see the corner of Leicester Square

Is it her? Oh,yes

How it does take me back,let
put it on the mantle piece

Doesn't that look nice and homely? Much??

Back you come darling,I should
introduce you to the others

We've got some quite distinguished
theatrical folk here at the moment

some of them are resting just
now,there is Mr Joliffe

He's Shakespearean actor,he's
been resting quite a time

I think he will be ready for the
Manfield theatre to be built

So I said to Turley Cocker I'm
not going to alter my play

just because you want Marley to
play the part,that's were we left it

Good Afternoon everybody

Penelope,you're handing the soup
not throwing the discus

I don't want any thoughts
from you,Mr Chester

What do you think such a lovely surprise?

Leslie James daughter,the Leslie
James has come to stay with us

This is Miss Polkinghome,she's an
animal imitator at the BBC

there's not an animal I thought dead
she can't imitate isn't it so that Miss?

There you are a cow

Which annoys me
where is cousin Gloria?

Done?? ??? shall I see

Well I wish they knew it was lunch at one

Oh Mr Law,cinema organiser

Mr Chester,a playwright I expect your
heard his work in the Windsor hour

And Mr Joliffe,one of the last
of the great Shakespearian

How do you do?

My dear,excuse me asking,why are
you wearing an evening suit at lunch?

Honest,my other suit is got to be pressed

Dear,I'll tie it for you,never mind,duck

Pack it in the neck,you know
what you are with the suit

Penelope, what are you doing,sit down dear

Eerie,aren't you going to introduce
me to the little lady?

Yes,of course,this is Mr
Bretherton Hythe,sanitary engineer

-How do you do?
-Lay him on ??,oh you've have done

Dear,with the lunch Mr
Hythe,gearing yourself up

Celebrating I had a stroke of luck,Bonnie

My design been accepted by
the Brighton Corporation

-Really?
-Yes

And they're going to bang it right bang
in the middle of the promenade

-How thoughtful of them
-Yeah,thanks

Penelope,where is lettuce turkey?

It's coming I haven't got six hands

At least you can keep your thumb out

It's all right,I know

Who is that at the door?

I do not wish they wouldn't stand and
talking at the door in a windy day

It's quite a ripple on the soup

Then he told me I would
like a beautiful wicked snake

And what did you say?

Well,my dear,what can you say
when a man get talking point with

What's the lunch then?

It was hot pot now it's just pot

How dare you speak like that ,Penelope

You take your notice

One of these days

I should take you seriously,one of
these days I should mean it seriously

Girls, I want you to meet our new guest

Leslie James,daughter of the
famous Leslie James

That's Gloria Lind,musical comedy star

she shares the first floor

with Clytie Devine from Budapest,

she started in the chorus and
she's never looked back since

-No,she didn't
-??? again

What do you expect for 37
and 6 a week ???

You in the show kid?

I'm afraid I haven't done anything yet

Nothing?

I did play St Joan at school

Don't take any notice of them,
we all have to begin sometime

I started as Noisy Garden,I was
the scream in "East Lynne"

I'll bet you were

What are you doing now?

I'm playing the game part in
the new BBC play

The canary in Canaries sometimes sing

Well,when was the first
time you had the bird

How can you say that?

You never done a thing since yourself
since the Pantomime at Leeds

That's not true and you know it

We've had all sorts of offers for films,
stage any amount of others

That's right,show me your scars

Will somebody stop that
walking farmyard talking shop

Oh,bother,there's the telephone,
serve the rice pudding,Penelope

Bring me another bottle of beer,Penny

Spreading yourself aren't you?

Putting up one of his porcelain
palaces on the Brighton front

Straight up BTW

I've got a couple of tickets
for the Palladium tonight

My pals let me down,do you
like to come along,Gloria

No Mr Hythe,you're not going to
make a convenience of me

Who? Connie Oulton?

No,she doesn't live here now

Good Bye

-What do they want Connie Oulton?
-Who is it.The police?

Now,Jordan's agency wanted her

Jill Harding having a chorus edition
of Blue Roses this afternoon

Oh,chorus

BTW Mr Joliffe would you
happen to have the time

I've got it,my dear,tempus
fugus around the corner

What says the old enemy,1 37 precisely

I say,is it real late as that?

I'm afraid I have to go

I have an appointment with a film
producer at 3, I have to fly,dear

Penny,has Molly has heard
any about my new gown?

No,Marks and Spencer hasn't
been around neither

How,annoying I simply have
to have it for this evening

I have to go around myself that's all,
sorry,Wally,can't wait for the afters

Come on,take them off,come
on they are my best

I haven't got them on, I
wouldn't come yelling for them

Oh,yes you would

Mrs Wallis about this audition,would
they see anybody who went along?

I don't know,my dear,you haven't
had any experience

My dear young lady

no actress should face an audience

without mastering the principles
of elocution for a trifling fee..

No use,old sport,Shakespeare is out of date

What the audience wants today
is high kicks and low jokes

My good fellow,what I am on and allude to

in a single comedy by William Shakespeare

then you'll find in hundred of your
revelations at the variety halls

Says you

Penelope,I'll take my
rice pudding in my room

You'll take it with you then

What have I said now?

I'd rather like to speak to Miss
Devine before she goes out

Your rice pudding doesn't seem
very popular today,Mrs W

Never mind,they will tomorrows curry

I brought my things,do you hear me

Miss Devine I want to ask you

Bring my precious thing at
once you Hungarian shop lift girl

You two-timing,double crossing

I'm a ???

There's a ??for you

I'll kill her for this

I'll break every bone in
her cheap little body

I wanted to ask,Miss Devine,a question

I thought that if she started in the
chorus,perhaps you'll be able

Shut up,I'm in a hurry

There is no need to be rude about it

I only wanted to know if you advised
me to go along to the audition

No,I wouldn't, keep to your chorus

There's nothing but lot
of chiselling cheeks

You can't hold on to anything
from a man to a lipstick

If you take my advice you'll find
yourself some nice office work

If you can't write you might land the boss

and then you only have his
wife to compete with

You,Gloria,put that dog down this instant

Oh you're not catching from Wallis,
last time you left him in the underground

Come on,nice mannered girl that

Did I hear you say that you
was going to that audition?

Well,I had thought about it

There's a telegram for Clytie,
you might take along

But she said she was going
to her dress maker

Dressmaking me foot,they
both gone off for that audition

They couldn't tell the truth for their
dying fathers if they knew they were

But Mrs Wallis said they were stars

That's just Mrs Wallis jest,
good for business

No one here is anybody except
Mr Bretherton Hythe

and he sells people something
that people got to have

If you got any savvy,you're
going along and try your luck

I'd love to I don't think I
can dance well enough

Well,now neither can half the girls
that go along,they just bluff

All you got to do in a Joe Gold show

is to kick like a mule,grin like
an ape and waggle the rest

Thanks,Penelope

I'll take the telegram

Hello,Poppy,hardly knew you,
you are looking so young

-Lady Devine
-Where's your card?

That's all right,Joe knows
me,hello Lilly,where is Joe?

Down there telling his life story to
some sucker ?????

Fish face for the eyebrows, you see

Highest plunge

And he is in the fur trade

Furs,ah!

If you're thinking what we're
thinking,we thought of it first

You see films is my real business

with all this foreigners making
pictures in England

They don't give us British guys a
chance,that's why I'm back in this racket

You can't help making dough
in show business

A few hundred dollars you are putting in

Horace,will be trebled
while you're asleep

I hope so

Young ladies are ready,I am paying

Sure they are,fall in girls

Come on girls,line up

Come on girls

I won't jeopardize you so
please step right down here

You look as though you'd appeal to a
man whose wife don't understand them

Just a minute

Don't be foolish,I'm personal
friend of Mr Gold

That I taking his dog for walk

Look what's rolled up

Calamity Jane

Joe,dear,what a pleasant surprise

Who for? What are you
doing with that dog?

He isn't your dog

Now,will you both can get out of here

what do you think I'm doing?
Holding a dog show?

Did you get that girl's last name?

Yes,Mr Gold
-Put it down there

Joe,you couldn't expect to
leave him at your home

you know my Toby would
dread,would you?

Do me a favour,will you leave me
all alone,can't you see I'm threatening?

Poor Joe

Poor Uncle Joe isn't he...

Well,if it isn't it Mr Morgan

Morgan? No,my name is Blount

Weren't you attend last Christmas
at Lady Barsdale's?

No,last Christmas I was
in hospital with sciatica

Strange,your are the image of a
young man I met on ?? there

Very nice looking he was

Still they say everyone has a
double somewhere,don't they?

I've never seen a face like yours before

Look at Gloria try to trip our fur merchant

You'll do the one of them doing lately

I was in the last Gaiety
show lately,Mr Gold

I don't remember you

Ah,you won't looking round

I was the girl that said,come on,
girls,let's all go to Paris

You'll go

58,59,70

21,22 Miss72 73

Kicks,girls, that's all I need

The League of Nations
was only here last night

when half the drinking catering was
missing,what do you want?

Oh,Mr Gold,girls there
isn't more girls to go in

Yes,but I come to deliver a telegram

Who for?

For Mr Gold

He is on the stage,go and give it to him

Hello,kid,what are you doing here?

Not trying to get in on
this racket,are you?

Come on girls,let's line up

Come on girls,jump to it

Now,lets see what I got for my money

Hey,you

For me?

You,where did you drop from?

-I've only just arrived
-Scram,don't try any them tricks on me

You can't talk to me like that

when you engage me you
can say what you like

until then keep a civil tongue in your head

But I didn't engage you

No,I didn't appreciate much after
meeting you,Good afternoon

After that little hard talk let's
get down to the facts of life

Come on,you're on 4 10 week

4 10? I got 6 in my last job

This is for dancing

It's not enough to keep
body and soul together

OK,let them part

I'm not taking less than 5

You are right,you are not

-Hey,you
-Oh,me?

Yeah,you,come back

-All right,Joe darling,you win
-You're through

Why,you washed up crook,you can
produce a side show on a circus

That's enough of my personal history

-Can you dance?
-I could dance before I could walk

Don't you know who she is?

What is this? Can I open my
mouth without somebody arguing?

She is the daughter of Leslie James

Leslie James eh?

OK,kid,you're engaged

Put down Leslie James
instead,swell break that

Leslie James,who is she?

Who is she? Go and ask anyone of
them,and come back and tell me

Mr Blount like to see you,Mr Gold

He would?

That guy is going to get me down,I
almost wished I had money of my own

Very nice of you speak for me like that

That's all right,kid,I got a heart of gold

Look as if that Aberdeen half breed got her
claws into the skunk merchant

-OK
-Are you still here?

She says she sings well

Said we needed a singer

I thank you ??? for
you at Southend, Mr Gold

Is that what it was? I always thought
it was the wind that cross the mudflats

You should hear her sing,Joe
she's got a lovely voice

What is this? Have you got
religion or something?

What's your money and how
much less would you take?

-I've been getting 15 £ a week
-What?

Why don't you hear her sing
first and argue afterwards

-Let her sing Joe,what can we lose?
-15 smack as a week

But Joe

Go and see the pianist

Oh Mr Blount,you will look after my little
Toby,won't you,he's all I got in the world

-Nice girl that
-Awfully,and she sings beautifully too

It's a pity she finds it so
hard to get work

Does she?

Yes,of course I think she spends much
too much time with her boyfriend

-She has a boyfriend?
-Hasn't she told you?

They have been engaged for years

He is an all in wrestler,sweet boy

but so jealous,you know

he actually once put an
Indian death lock on a man?

Just because he offered Gloria a lift

All right girls scram be
here 11 am shot Monday

and don't make any noise going out
I'm trying to hear someone sing

Don't forget your e flat is slow

Bit of a ducky doggy,bit of a
star young lady you know

Sugar?

Poor darling I suppose I'll
be trotting along now

I've got such a long way to walk Mr Blount

I was thinking of giving you a lift
only I sort of half promised Gloria

I wouldn't dream of it,I suppose you
would be dropping her at the stadium

-Really?
-The Stranglers are meeting her there

-Oh that's ..
-The boy,the Hobson strangler

It's been so nice meeting you,Mr Blount

If I were to ask you to

Come along with me
instead what would you say?

I'd say that's awfully kind of you,
I'll run along and change,shall I?

Better meet you outside?

Yeah,I think I'd better

OK anything at 1030,don't forget
have that piano tuned

Piano is all right Joe

Something is wrong

What do you think,Mr Gold?

6 pounds a week and I hope you can dance

Have you seen Clytie? I got half way down
to stick her this telegram

She's probably in her dressing
room or something

-Where is it?
-Just a minute,I'll give it to her,kid

Thank you

Landing card,Sir

She got blue eyes and fair
hair you can't miss her

-Hello,Hodder,how are you?
-Welcome back to England,Master Michael

-Thank you,Hodder
-The custom is this way,Sir

Hugo,Hugo my dear

What are you doing here? Where is Clytie?

-She couldn't come
-Why not?

Is this the little cousin
I heard so much about?

No,this is not Clytie this is
her friend Gloria

-How are you Mr??
-Michael,Clytie is ill

I'm so sorry,what's the matter?

Confidentially,she has fallen in love

And it happens this is the only day
he can get away from his wife

Maybe I shouldn't have said that

Don't you think we ought to show
up for the customs?

-Are you on the train?
-I hope so,you'll dine with us won't you?

Thanks, Michael

Your luggage,Sir?

Hodder,will you follow that luggage,
there are some glasses in one of the bags

-Did you open that telegram?
-Hugo?

-Lord Pangborough isn't it?
-Yes

-Can we take some pictures of you?
-Of course -Thanks

Keep away from this fellow

Listen,if he is good enough for Clytie
she is good enough for this child

What's going on there?

-Thank you,Sir
-Another one,My Lord

-Lord?
-Listen Gloria,I want you..

-Just one more,please
-Now hold it

My dear fellow they'll
publish his picture everywhere

-Who is she?
-Why worry,the editor won't

Excuse me,Miss,could I
have your full name,please

Yes of course,my name is Gloria Lind

I shall be appearing in the new
Joe Gold show the Blue Roof

my father was a millionaire,
I run away from home,you know

just to be one of the girls,my career
means everything to me

Men? No,they don't interest me at all

It must be something of your first ???

planting rubber in a jungle

watching all the little seeds
grow into Dunlop

Yes,maybe there is

But I'm looking forward to a
couple of weeks in West End

You now I scarcely
seen a white woman for seven years

Really?

I once knew an Australian who hadn't
seen any woman but his wife for 15 years

That's bad

Got caught up with
some girl that poor lamb

I forget what his name was,
you remember the affair,Hugo

I'm afraid not,we are going near Waterloo

I shall think of it in a minute

She caught him for a packet

Don't you think we'd better pay the bill?

Steward

-I'll do this
-I wouldn't dream of it

Hello,I lost my wallet

Can't be done,possibly you
left it in your overcoat

I don't think so

Don't you think you should go and find it

Yes,there is 50 quid in it

What's your game?

Listen you,do you think I'm blind?

You pulled the same gag as you did
that the wool gatherer from Sidney

Gag? He broke Clytie's heart
and he naturally had to pay

No,if this bloke is going to break
any of his hearts it's gonna be mine

if it isn't,I'm going to make
Clytie's passport with an upkeep

and that won't be difficult

-Do I make myself clear?
-Right

What's going to be,yes or no

I mean yes,what else?

Just that,listen,will you
recoup from Clytie

Half the damages

Half? OK,we'll make it a
gentlemen's agreement

-Or on any old Spanish customs
-Careful

Here he comes,he's worried
can't find that wallet you pinched

-Hello
-OK -No

Here you are Wallis darling
I got a present for you

Gloria,what sweetly kind of you

Have you paid by it honestly?

From anyone but you I take that as a??

I had the most marvellous stroke of luck

I'm so happy I could dance on the ceiling

Well,I'd be satisfied if I
could dance on the floor

Cheer up I might give you
a lesson myself tonight

Would you really,that would be grand

Why not? One returns one another

BTW if the Earl of Pangborough
should ring up

you mind telling him that I am in my bath

For the Earl of Pangborough ringing you up?

It's the ??

You mind taking a butchers look at page 3

I wonder what she has up to now

She has it with some dirty old man

with one foot in the grave and
the other in the night club

Page 3 here she is,look,on his arm

It's him all right

Have a regular matinee,
Leslie what do you think?

He's all right I suppose

Listen to this

Inherited the title

and Pangborough manor one of
the stately home of England

I wonder how his house is for plumbing

I'm sorry I was just
trying to see how it looked

I don't mind,dear, you can borrow it

How do you getting on
with your friend Blount?

Marvellous,he's taking me to
Savoy tonight to talk mink

I'm afraid you missed the boat there

Oh,no I didn't

The Earl of Pangborough arrived
in Southampton this afternoon

from Malaya and I was there

You met an Earl?

Yes,and I am the first white woman
he's seen in seven years

What did he do?

Takes the next boat back?

I wouldn't advise you to
make remarks like that

one of these days I might
be Lady Pangborough

You might

But there's a girl in Pygmalion
says "not very likely"

You'll be never a Lady of any sort

You common little twerp

Come out you low lying
double crossing,two-faced??

Come out or I'll come in and get you out

You know

Opening my telegram stealing my Earl

I'll strangle you,you filthy little..

Open the door

Ladies,ladies

You keep that for the Brighton front

Open that door

I'll....

Come on

Come on

Call the police

Open that door

Oh,bring me to the sanatorium

This is the right place,Brett?

It is right I've a bird
in the street myself

She'll probably the same girl

What's all the row about?

Very well will you kindly deliver
these to Miss Gloria Lind

for the Earl of Pangborough's company?

-Good Night
-Good Night

-Nothing but police work
-Flowers

Here is the key

I'll open that door

Who's those flowers there?

Gloria's

I'll give her the flowers

I'm coming down

Gloria,these are from the
Earl of Pangborough

Don't forget you.

You set this up

Give them to me

Here's

Oh,Brett off

Preparing the night

Jolly party over at that table

they've been drinking lot of champagne,
I've been watching them

-Still I suppose that's good for business
-That's our new pals

You're paying for that,they are the press

The press?

Dear Miss Lind,please don't worry I
quite understand about the flowers

If he had told the maid put them in
the window sill in they overbalanced

And I'll be in front tonight to give
you a hearty send off,isn't he nice?

Come on girls

The Earl is over on the left isn't he?

On table number 1

He came from the House
of Lords directly after us

I wonder why he's making all this
fuss I've no intention to a title

Yes,have you waiting on the fly way

-Are you trembling,Leslie,what's that?
-I'm scared to death

I wonder if he wears his coronet in bed

Really,you are all jealous
because he has fallen for me

He didn't fall,he was tripped

If that's all what do you
think he's doing here tonight

After seven years in the tropics
see nothing but monkeys

Even you were a change

You are late

So I'm the one you're looking
for cause I can sing and dance

I can't sing and I can't dance
but oh how I love a man

I've got lot of sex appeal
and I can swing my hips

Hips is vow for swinging(?)
bad for keeping you on lips

If you aren't a well read
girl give me a second look

I can tell you a story you
won't find in any of the books

I think he looked like Robert Taylor

More like Gary Cooper to me

With a title like that I wouldn't
care if he looked like Will Lane

Where did I put that cold cream of yours?

What's the hurry have
you?? Avon Gypsies at???

That will give you any
satisfaction,you know

we are going to supper
at the Four Hand maid

Oh,shut up so you are like a couple
of old cats falling for the same Tom

You asked to Joe ring the bell,yes

you sure are a smart point these cuties

Thank you Mr Blount,thank you

You stunk,what was wrong with you

You were dancing like a bunch
of Chelsea pensioners

And as for you,every time you hit
your top notes you knocked them flat

There will be a rehearsal tomorrow at 1030

Nice man I'd like to
have him for a father

Who did you think it was?

Early weary

Shut up your voice is like the
ache of bunch of radishes(?)

Who is that whistling?

It's her

What's the matter?

You can't whistle in a dressing room

That's me I can't afford to lose
my job,my mother got the mumps

What?

Maybe it's only swollen glands

Move her out,going to
turn around three times

It might be cold out there
somebody give me my rag

Come on out you go

Let me in

Not until you've turn around

One

I say,isn't it a bit chilly
for this sort of thing?

I'm not doing it for fun

-Oh,do you like to borrow this?
-Thank you

I've got turn around three
times because I whistled

It's superstition if I don't the girls
nearest the door get the sack,do you mind?

-Not at all,carry on
-Two

You're the Earl of Pangborough aren't you?

How did you know?

You're the headlines with the girls

Just a paragraph on
the back page,for you eh?

No,I don't know I might put
you under Items of Interest

I'm calling you news in brief

There's a man out here
I think it's the Earl

Oh,it's all right now,Leslie
darling,you can go now

I'm terribly sorry the girls were
just playing a silly prank

The Earl of Pangborough isn't it?

-Yes
-I'm Clytie,Hugo's cousin

How do you do

-Girls,meet the Earl,Earl the girls
-How do you do

You know I want to meet you so badly
but Gloria said you were busy

That's because she
wanted you all to herself

You naughty little girl

You know you must look
out for her,she's dangerous

You mustn't say things like
that,darling, he'll believe you

And I start telling things about you

Excuse me

-Thank you
-Oh,thanks

Of course you'll be coming to Gloria's
party tonight wouldn't you?

-Party?
-Hasn't she told you?

A friend of ours is giving
a lovely party for Gloria

And we've looking forward to it ever so

Haven't we girls?

Terrible miss my darling,but could you
tell me who is exactly giving this party?

Mr Blount,he's always giving parties
for her and she always forgets them

I think it's shameful
the way she treats him

Oh Horace,dear,excuse me a minute please

Horace

Listen,I want you to meet some people

And whatever I say,say yes,eh?

-Yes
-Come on

-Earl Pangborough,Mr Blount,he's in furs
-How do you do

-Is everything set for tonight,Horace?
-Yes,yes

I've invited the Earl,
that's all right,isn't it?

Yes

You know I think ever so
sweet of you,Mr Blount

to throw this magnificent party and
invite all the girls just for little me?

Horace is only too delighted,
aren't you Horace?

He's so generous,Earl Pangborough,
you wouldn't believe it

It's everything arranged about
the band,Horace dear?

Now I see you haven't arranged anything,
come on then,we'd better have,haven't we?

I think we'll go downstairs to the bar

What's the caper? What's the
idea of giving this party?

Listen,that mug's got a grandmother

and he's looking all over London
for a zebra coat for her

Is she?

It ought to be at least
worth 3000£ to you

Now you got that champagne you grab him

You see,the wife is coming
back from Clacton tomorrow

Hang tomorrow it never come

The wife will

It's business isn't it? Now be
a good boy and run along

fix about the band

I hope it's a go

What's the idea to give this big
party,couldn't we have something

Something more intimate like?

It wouldn't do

Must get him in the mood,you see

-But how?
-How?

Well,if you'd be with all us girls

Wouldn't you been in the mood?

Not for buying a fur coat

Hurry up girls,everyone's invited

Where's Gloria

Taken the Earl downstairs
to the American bar

What?

Oh,it's right when he's
gone to see ???

And if you go the way you got
a nice coronet,tonight's the night

What a chance do we
got? I know there's not

They string us along,throw us some parties

chuck a couple of bracelets
and drop us to like hot breaks

and marry some sweet little
thing who doesn't drink

doesn't smoke and doesn't do anything
except carry on with the curate

Leslie,darling

I've done one or two
little things for you,haven't I?

Yes,of course

I don't expect gratitude
or anything silly like this but

I would like you to do me
just a teeny-weeny favour

Certainly

You see

I feel all simple tonight

Well,your dress jut suits my mood

you wouldn't mind just
for tonight,would you?

What am I going to wear?

You can have mine,it's much
more expensive really

Lovely,you're an angel,
I knew you wouldn't mind

Oh,I forgot,I spilled some cream down
it,but if you pin this over it won't show

Thanks

Hurry up girls,the first 8 ready
go into the Earl's two-seater

and the rest will have to
pile in with Chincilla Charlie

You pack up,Leslie,we're going now

You'll let behind if you don't hurry

I don't know that I'll come after all

I'm dreadfully tired,think I'll
have an early night

You're wise,my mother always told me

late nigh's debut won't make
anyone good but I'm bad

I think that I look a bit like that way too

No thank you

if you could bring me a
glass of grape juice

I'd be awfully grateful

I'll buy you this lilly

-No thank you,Horace
-Don't be doveish tonight

You might get a chance to talk
to him about his grandmother

If this party go on much longer
I should lose all my profit

Don't be a spoil,sport,fix me
a slice of cake there's around

There's nothing left but cheese to us

-Got any cake,Mike
-All gone,Sir

Where is these???

Let's have a bit of hors-d'ouvre

Clumsy blighter

Thanks old man

-You enjoy yourself
-Not much

What about you and I slipping
out going somewhere decent?

Hear,I take umbrage,this is my party

-Will you made it to another one?
-Thanks

Where is the champagne,Mike

The waiters got some just spended

-Joined us His Lordship
-Yes thanks

-You're pretty old family
-Yes,pretty old

-How's your grand mother?
-Dead,how's yours?

-Dead?
-As a doornail

-Michael
-Yes

Oh,excuse me a moment,will you

Shall I open another half dozen,Sir?

No,and you can put them Guinness
away too,and don't waste this

Hey,that's my drink,it's a
private house don't fall into ????

Could you give me a small whisky and soda

Excuse me,Sir, the catering company
is asking for 30 £ on account

On account of what?

On account they don't know you so well

They don't think I've got no money,do they?

Somebody pinched my wallet

Really?

Yes

I'm going to phone the police
before everybody leaves

Is that wise?

What's your wife going to say?

That's so

It's lucky you thought of that

You happen to know where
the Earl's has gone?

No,and I don't blooming way care

He's over there with Clytie

What do you want to let
him go away for?

Other ways I shall go easy on the champagne

You're a fine one to talk,listen

Come up and ask me for a dance
in a minute I'll settle her hash

You know I feel so lost
in these big parties

All the other girls in their
beautiful frocks

And me in a poor little white dress

Somehow I don't belong

I think you're crazy,it's perfectly
charming what's wrong

Yes I think it's you Sir

I should get better to
???? if I were you,dear

-Who's better?
-One of the other girls

It's not the one I met outside
your dressing door?

-Yes
-I haven't seen her here tonight

No,she's like me she's not here,she's
not really at home in these big parties

-Get a dance?
-Yes,sure

Why you are getting?

This smites so

Oh,jolly,what I've done

It's awful I ruined it whatever
made me do a careless thing like that

Don't worry,Gloria dear,
it couldn't be helped

I can change and be back
in very few minutes

if I can find some kind
person to run me home

Well,may I?

-That would be sweet of you
-Not at all

Don't you think you'd better stay here
dry it by the fire,dear,it's much quicker

No,I can mange much better this way,
now Gloria,you mustn't worry about this

Don't be petty about it go on and enjoy
yourself and forget all about me

Are we about to give her
strychnine or something?

My landlady sleeps there

This is my room

But wait here,will you please,
I can't ask you in because

I have to change every stitch

Gloria and I share this room,you know

I'm very fond of her

She's such a good sort

Then they always say
people are good natured

that have black blood in
their veins,don't they?

Gloria tells me her father
was a bishop in the Bermuda

Oh,he is, from her mother's side,
you'd never guess, would you?

Then you wouldn't think I had royal blood?

Have you?

My grand father was a Russian prince

And Hugo said

Yes,Hugo said he was German Baron

That's was my maternal grandfather

I suppose your family goes
back to the Conqueror

No,Nell Gwynn

Oh,dear it's got away

Any special reason for wanting her

Yes,there is a mouse in my room,I couldn't
sleep awake until Jenny catches it

Then we'd better catch Jenny first

Which way did you think it went?

Outside the back I expect

It's a prowler

Where?

-I'll get up
-Be careful

Quiet

I'm so sorry I kept you waiting so long

I hope you don't mind

Cause I don't care for
one jewellery in the ordinary way

It can look so vulgar

Those cats

No it's mine

There's a burglar trying
coming into my room

Burglar,burglar

And she's trying to pull a gag like that

I should have thought
you'd more imagination

There's a man on the roof,
see for yourself

He's gone

He probably fell out off the
roof when he saw you

I finally dragged you away
from the roof, Jenny

But this the way you earn your keep

You behave yourself and show some
enthusiasm,which way did the mouse go?

Behind here

Come on,Jenny,do your stuff

Doesn't seem remotely interested

She wants to get back to her
boyfriend,all we have to do is wait

You know,Leslie James,isn't it?

Yes,that's right

My uncle used to get me once a box
of chocolate with her picture on it

He was great fan of hers

Are you her daughter or is this
just part of the furniture here?

No,it's mine

So it's in the blood eh?

What was that famous show
my uncle always talking about?

Look,you came here to help me catch a mouse

That's right,so I did,
now where's that cat

I'm not going to bend your
words with a girl

who hangs on to a man who
is sick of the sight of her

Pangborough and I are
going back to the party

Are you really?

I hope you have a ? whipping time

You look really witch in that rude dress
I've seldom seen you looked so ???

BTW darling,if you are thinking
of going back to the party

I really ought to tell you
it's all washed up

Mr Blount cut up ???sorry Westy??

That's why you are so pleased

Very well we go out on the by pass then

What have you done with him?

Nothing,you didn't think I did a thing

you call???

??by snitch did you?

-Quiet
-All right

What can he be doing in there?

I don't know

But I soon find out

Whatever are you two playing at?

Sh,we are waiting for the mouse

He caught the cat for me now we
are trying to catch a mouse

Unfortunately neither seems in the mood

Could you think if we could leave
that to Leslie and Gloria?

If anybody comes along they
might easily misinterpret things

Haven't you leave prior to you two

the party is over and it's
getting rather late

Time doesn't worry me

Don't you believe her,Lord Pangborough

she's just been telling me these late
nights makes her look her age

I said nothing of the sort

Who shall I believe?

I'm sure Clytie will rather drop of
exhaustion than disappoint you

In that case I'll disappoint myself,
Good Night all,and thanks to the party

Simply charming

-Can I see you to the door?
-Please don't bother I know the way

Besides if anyone saw us they
might misinterpret things

-Good Night,it's been lovely
-Good Night

I can't think what happened to that
mouse,he seems to have got away

And he won't come back in a hurry either

Now that he knows that everyone
is trying to catch him

Funny there are mice in the house
where there are so many cats about

Hello there

You've been a long time,
you mind giving me lift

Certainly,where shall I drop you?

Anywhere in the West End

I brought Gloria home

She seemed to be so miserable

As soon as you left the
party she went all to pieces

Good Night

You know Hugo,when I came back to
England I thought I could have a sort of

Good time with almost any girl

But I'm beginning to change my mind

Good Night

A change

Some of these reminds my ?????

but they are going to top
gear too quickly for me

I suppose I'm old fashioned

Nonsense,old man

I often felt the same way myself

Gloria is all right in her way

Gloria is grand but

There's a lot to be said
for simplicity in her

Absolutely

And believe me,it's not often
me to go her like Clytie

She's different from Gloria,but maybe I'm
prejudiced because she's my cousin

But there's something
terribly appealing about Clytie

I mean it's hard to describe but she's
like a vestal virgin in a wicked world

Hearing no evil,seeing no evil,it's amazing

Quite

Then he said you were like a vestal virgin

In a wicked world

Hearing no evil,seeing
no evil his very words

I wonder if he had too much to drink

My dear girl he's absolutely
crazy about you

-What about Gloria?
-Washed up

How would you know?

Said so

He prefers..

Simplicity

So he fell for the shrinking
violet stuff after all

Knock him for six,old girl

I'll tell you

what with you leading him
and me pushing him

he will positively cross to the slaughter

What kind of a slaughter?

Marriage with settlements

Anyway settlements

You make it sound so easily

Still easy

When a man is in the mood he is

opportunity doesn't knock once
it just kicks the door down

And what's Gloria going to say,
when you tell her you changed partner

That's simply answered,I shan't tell her

Nice going on

Are you Clytie?

Hey,who is afraid of how you
pressing into my room like this

I'm Mrs Horace Blount,Blount's wife

I don't care if you are Lot's
wife,what do you want?

You can't bluff me shameless sussy

I came home this morning and I
found my husband sick as a dog

and the flat look like
the day after the races

What has that to do with me?

If you are trying to insinuate

that I have anything with your husband
I'll put my solicitors on to you

You will,will you?
Yes I will

What if you are so innocent,what is your
phone number doing ..

-in his pocket book
-How should I know

The only Blount I ever met was some
rabbit faker I bought my mink from

I believe fat,pasty faced partly man bald

-Is that your old man?
-Yes,and don't you insult him

I wouldn't be seen dead with him

I would and I going to see that I
am when the time comes

I really must protest,Madam

you're doing this young lady
a very grave injustice

No,am I? Underneath that
phone number were two items

A diamond wristwatch
26 £ and apparently 50 guineas

How dare you suggest that I would
accept jewellery from a strange man?

I do and I'll prove it

Take it back

What do you take me for

-Not there
-No

Obviously that note referred
to some business transaction

But why should he write
it under her phone number?

Why not ask him? This
young lady is my fiancée

-Your fiancée?
-Certainly

And as to your husband's party last night

We were to pictures,weren't we darling?

Dear,oh dear whatever I do
I am dreadfully sorry Miss

I'm afraid I made an awful bloomer

But you see I don't trust my husband,
he's been cooling off such a lot lately

I find that very difficult to believe

You don't know him

the only time he says anything nice
to me is when he comes home tight

How could any man be so blind?

Very nice of you to say that,sure,

Madame,please don't express yourself
any further,may I see your home?

That's very kind of you

I'm dreadfully sorry if I
hurt you in anyway,Miss

but husbands are such a
trouble,aren't they?

I always say that fifties is
the dangerous age

Good Morning

What's Hugo doing with ???who is she?

Madam Blount,after my blood

Hugo turned on the charm and she melted
like butter,he's going to take her home

What's he doing here?

Came to see you,I suppose

-Did he say anything?
-About what?

Oh,nothing,nothing

You know what that mean old swine
Blount paid for the wristwatch

-She said costed 100 £
-No

26 measly quid

Isn't human nature sordid?

Talking of human nature it's
lucky you borrowed them

Borrowed what?

-The wristwatch and the clips
-Well,I didn't

-What?
-I didn't touch them

Then who has?

-You don't think
-You bet it was

Taxi is here,Sir

Thank you,Penelope

Thank you

Well,thank you for thanking me

Hugo,dear,can I have a word with you?

Certainly,excuse me

Come on ,hand over

Long sparkles

I only took them to
save your embarrassment

I was naturally going to
give them back later

It's later now

-Tonight it's the Regent Palace
-Good Bye angel

Good Bye sweet heart

Fancy meeting you and having
to be photographed at Southampton

with a creature like that

At least a dozen men have called to
tell me what a nice girl she looks

My dear Aunt,for 7 years
I've been planting rubber

This year I'm sowing wild oath

No need to sow them on such a common ground

Why do you talk like that,Aunt?

I know that half the family goes
back to Charles the second

Remember the other half
does go back to Drury Lane

All that is ancient history

If you want to bring it up
today,take Uncle Charles

You must do nothing of sort

-Hodder,leave the room
-Certainly,My Lady

You know if I'm not being
careful I will beat myself

I know Uncle Sam made a fool of himself

and I don't want the same happening to you

Now ,what do you know about this woman?

-She told me her father was a Bishop
-Bishop

Her father may have worn gaiter now
way to that cinematographic event

And this girl Leslie that
you told Hodder about

-So he has been passing it on
-Naturally

And I frankly I suspect any girl

who chase mice in her bedroom
at 2 o'clock in the morning

Who is she?

Well,if you really want to know,her mother
was the post of pre war London

Leslie James

Leslie James?

-Sure?
-She told me so and I believed her

Really

Listen to me,Aunt,these girls are all right

And if you put troupe
up against your county ??

for share down worth humanity they'll
outstrip the lot of them

Outstrip? Certainly But as you're so proud
of them why don't you invite them down?

That's an idea

You'll have a fit

On the contrary I'd like to meet
them particularly this girl,Leslie

Why does this sudden change of front?

I'm curious just to see the
down to earth humanity is like

It should be enlightening

It should be all of that

Very well,I'll invite them this weekend

Splendid

I'm afraid you're ??

Don't act a lie,man drink it up

Very good,My Lady

I want to speak to you
very thoroughly,Todder

And I don't want it repeated
in the servant's hall

I never speak to the servants,My Lady

Do you remember the Long County Ball

the lady who sat on the ice cream
what was the name

If my memory serves me it was vanilla

Not the ice cream,the lady

I beg you pardon

Only General's Tuftbanks wife,
was the actress woman Leslie James?

You are quite right,My Lady,she
married General Tuftbanks in 1911

It is very unlikely that the general
would allow his daughter

to go into the chorus and lodge in a
place as you described,isn't it?

Extremely unlikely,My Lady

Exactly I'll find out Mrs
Tuftbank's address

-and I want them to get in touch with us
-Very good,My Lady

I say I think Leslie's mother want
something more appropriate,don't you?

Probably doesn't know any better

I wonder,you know,all those ?? attack

Don't be a fool they will
talk at Ascot won't they?

Why? You know what I told you

Yes we know,we got to
rehearse when we get there

Hence the condition,no rehearsal,no
weekend,I lay that down with the Earl

I shouldn't have let them come at all

if you hadn't told me about it though

When are we going to contact
him about this film deal

You leave it to me needs careful handling

How much is he good for?

Difficult to say can afford
to lose a packet

We can do that super picture then,hey?

Yih,I'll be glad to get
back to the Savoy grill

Swell dump ain't it?

Looks like a country club

I can't see the swimming pool

We only got a weekend

How are you all

This is my Aunt Primrose

Todder,show those young ladies in

I'm sure after their journey they
like a glass of sherry or so

-Hello,Michael
-Darling,this is Clytie Devine

How do you do,and you're
Gloria,aren't you?

I've seen your picture in the paper

-Shocking wasn't it
-I thought it was very like you

-And this is Leslie James
-Michael told me quite a lot about you

-Really
-I will be with you in a moment,girls

This is Hugo Smythe,and
Joe Gold,my aunt Primrose

-How do you do
-Is that name on the level?

Aunt Primrose,ain't that old world,makes
you think of ??????

??????

I'm quite well,thank you

Do you want to come in and have a drink?

Yes I'll love to have a brandy

That bus stunk

Here a load of this

Why? It's better than Hollywood

What a joint this is

With reasonable luck,darling,we
should manage it this evening

I hope so

Have you ever given me any
of the vestal virgin talk yet?

Remember you're a lady,
find out where his room is

Give me a chance

Careful the menace has got her eyes on us

-Hello,baby
-Hello

I'm going to get my drink,cheerio

Cheerio,darling

I think you're avoiding me lately Hugo

you're not trying to double
cross me by any chance?

Are you, you little rat?

Why in the world would I
want to do a thing like that,darling?

I don't know,sweetheart,
it's pose of habit I suppose

When do I collar this Pangborough guy?

Patience,we must wait the right opportunity

How about tonight?
Impossible

You must trust me,darling

Trust you?

You'll steal a blind man's dog if you
thought you could get a tuppence for it

BTW poker-face if anyone tries to
interfere with my little romance

I'm going to kick him flat
on the bridgework

See?

-Hello
-Hello

How old?

That's outright our possession

do you know Charles the second gave that to
Nell Gwynn at a barge on the Thames?

History records that she looked him
straight in the face and said what a clock

He was so pleased that
he promised to marry her

He didn't keep his promise although
a quite a long way to avoid it

Hence the long line of Pangborough.
Another drink?

No thank you,I'd rather look round if I may

Sure you wouldn't have a
personally conducted tour

We have a lovely collection of
Louis XV furniture in the writing room

Or a fine old English dartboard in
the billiard room,where shall we start?

-Let's begin with dartboard,shall we?
-All right

All them ancestors around they don't
look as they'd approve of show girls

They all did

You know something, when
I accepted your invitation

I thought you up as a old ??,meeting
you,it's an experience I won't forget

It's mutual I assure you

That's swell I'll got to speak to your
navvy about my rehearsal,see you later

Seen his Lordship?

-Isn't he with you?
-No

Anyone missing?

For an instant

Leslie

-How old are you?
-18

-It's just about I thought
-I scored 18

I see

Look,are we playing darts,aren't we?

We are

It's your turn I only need
a double three for game

You know this is the first time I've seen
you when you've haven't been undressed

I must say you wear clothes
almost as well as you don't

-Rotten
-You should keep your mind on the game

-Hello,you two,who is winning?
-I am

You are,aren't you?

There you are,your Lordship,
I want to talk about my rehearsal

-Certainly
-Darted-Good

How would the hall do?

We were going to remove this caret,you see

Listen,Cinderella,you certainly caught
us in the hot with that mouse game

But if you think you're turning
your mice into a glass coach and

play us for the ugly sisters,you got
another thought coming to you

What on earth are you talking about

-You lay off that Lord
-He's ours-Mine

We are not so much of the mine stuff

Oh forget it,you haven't got a dog chance

I wouldn't put you in my ???

Well if I were you I would split him in two

And toss for the title

Did you hear that?

By Jove,if I wasn't behaving like
a perfect Lady I slosh her in the chops

Come on lookout for those savages,
last night you were as savage as ??

See who is there

-What is he playing?
-A Bach fugue

Don't be silly it's an organ

I want publicity,get your camera out,
watch all girls dancing rumba

and all them ancestors looking on,go on

-Say you play Bach,you know your tunes?
-I think so

You know that number from the show

"I am a savage",can you play that same
??? on the piano here

I'll try to, anybody got a
book of the words?

Sure,give him a word

Listen,you don't mind I've taken a
picture,do you? You at the organ

The ancient hall,the girls dancing

You wouldn't mind by any chance
Aunt Primrose

sliding down the bannisters,would you?

You don't like the idea,hey
No pictures,Charlie,girls

Girls,come on girls,girls,get in we are
going to get a bit of rehearsing

You know the papers would
jump at a picture like that

I don't want to annoy the guy

Girls get over here,line up,you
haven't seen Hugo have you?-No why?

I want to tackle his Lordship about this
film proposition when we are through

-I shouldn't rush him,Joe
-If you don't keep after these guys

they get cold,now come on over here

When you get your cue come in late and
snappy,you've been late every night so far

-Hello,my..
-Hello

I might have get you in that Southend,
we all said we would be in trouble

One,two

Joe is taking that film gate seriously

You leave Joe to me,you'll find
out the earl's room number?

Yes

It's left at the top of the stairs and
third past the bust of King Charles

Left top of the stairs,third
past the bust of King Charles

-What time shall I meet?
-12-OK

What are you going to say?

I don't know,something very
convincing,you know

Sorry old man,I thought it was the bathroom

See you,register surprise,
Clytie what are you doing here?

Then horror,Good Heavens,
my cousin alone here with you

Followed by anger

Angry,you swine,you'll pay for this

Handsomely we hope

Stop that mug at the pipe someone

That's fine you're only 5 hours late

I'm sorry

Get back in there,I'll give
you one more chance

I could get a better bunch
than this at Madame Tussod

Girls,start it again from
the last 8 bars,come on

Come on girls,hurry up,now 1,2

Oh,this mug

Stop him,did you have to come
from that door at that moment?

I beg you pardon,Sir

Here I am sweating my breath out and

you have to come with
a glass of cow juice

I'm sorry,Sir

Right,let's try again,but next time any
pan comes through that door I'll sock it

This telegram just arrived My Lady

Tell Bates to bring the car round at once

Bates half day,My Lady

Never mind I'll drive it myself,get me the
Austin,I'm going to see Mrs Turfbanks

I hope your visit may serve
to clear the air,My Lady

I hope it will do more,I hope
it will clear the house

Yes

The Lord said he was coming

Why doesn't he come?

-Who?
-Lord Pangborough

It's been a hitch somewhere

You know something I think
you've been telling me lies

I don't believe he's interested in films

I don't believe he wants to lose his money

You know something I could have
sworn I heard you chime

You know it's something like
yourself when you let the hair droop

Madam,probably painted about 1832

Now this the third Duchess by Gainsborough

She was the daughter of the Duke of Embrook

She is so lovely,isn't she?

Here something you like

We've got 700 pictures and we've
been half an hour seeing six

When Eric showed me his ex
they had much more fun

Where did Hugo go to after
dinner this evening?

-How should I know? Why ask me?
-Oh,nothing,just wondering

Time gentlemen,please,
it's gone after half past ten

Half past?

I've got to go to the bathroom

What's the damage?

12 double

No,no I'll take care of it

Don't tell it so,you know what's happened?

The dirty thief

Somebody has pinched my wallet

Guess how much was in it?

-8pounds and 10
-Correct

-You know,I'll pay for the drinks
-That's damn good old boy

Your wallet is exactly like mine

How much you got in there?

8 pound and 10

What a coincidence,funny thing

What else have you got in that?

Member 44 club

I belong to that club too

Really?

See if you got a picture of
my mother there?

You don't catch me

This is my daughter,Leslie

Thank you,Mrs Turfbanks

I knew the girl was an
impostor directly I saw her

but naturally I had to make certain first

Dear,not harm her will you?After
all very little harm has been done

Fortunately no but unless one acts quickly

well,all you know what
these stage women are

I sure was one myself

I really must be going

I got to hurry what about a bathroom

Wait a minute,wait a
minute let's get a lift

Here comes a guy in a car,when he
goes by do this with your hand

No,no,no just the thumb,thumb you see

Road hog

I'll tell you one thing,I've got an idea

We don't want this

There you are

Now we watch the road and if they
don't stop now it serves them right

This is my great great grandfather,
he fought with The duke of Wellington

Who won?

Clytie are you really interested
in these blessed pictures?

Not a bit,we're bored stiff

Good Lord,why didn't you say so?
I hate the sight of them

You mean we were staring at
these old masters for nothing?

Evidently

I was thinking what a waste of time

Come on lets make up for it,
what do you like to do?

I know let's get tight

You ought to be ashamed of
yourselves lets play strip poker

No,no,no keep the party clean I
suggest the moonlight bathe in the pool

At this time of the night

-I'm game if he is
-I'd love it

Aren't you coming Leslie?

No thank you I'm all for warm
bath at this time of the night

Can you tell me where I can
find anything to read?

There something in the
box in the drawing room

That's just beyond you on the left

Thank you

You don't mind not coming with you,do you?

-Not in the least,Good Night
-Good Night

What's the matter,Leslie?

-Nothing
-Sure

I just got something in my eye,that's all

Let me look

Come here,I can see it I think

Now keep quite still and close your eyes

How can you see it if you close my eyes?

The secret method known only to the Chinese

Why did you do that?

Because you're the kind of girl I always
imagined but never thought I'd meet

Sweet,real,genuine

I'm in love with you

Just that

That isn't such a shock,is it?

Don't touch me

Why didn't you stop me?

I'll tell you

Because I wanted you to kiss
me,I tried to make you

I see

I've been trying for days,there
wasn't any mice in my room,I invented it

And I wasn't interested in old chiming
clock or your game of darts

I see

I'd loved gone swimming,I like swimming

I didn't go,because I wanted to
get you away from the others

-Oh I see
-Don't keep on saying I see like a parrot

-You don't see at all
-Yes, I do

You think you do but you don't

I'd never been in the
least attracted by you

I don't like your face,your manners,
your big feet or anything about you

when you kissed me just now I hated it

I simply did it because I wanted to
beat the others and I succeeded

What have I done to deserve this broadside?

It's grand fun I suppose to fool around

with lot of girls make love to
them when you ever feel the mood

Well,I beat you at your own game

And I'm glad because if it hadn't been me

it could've been one of the other and
she might take you seriously

I beg you pardon

We'll finish our little
talk later shall we?

It's finished

-What is it,Hodder?
-Lady Pangborough on the telephone,My Lord

Hello

A puncture?

But also?

Look,you'll wait there and
I'll be along there right away

No,I won't be long,all right

Tell the young ladies I shan't
be joining them in the pool

-apologize and say good night for me
-Very good My Lord

Oh,no you don't

-Go and get your cap
-We all start level on this

I hope there's a shower in

they told me whatever I did,not to
go in water in this castle

Baby,you have the moonlight among the trees

It'll be just like one of
those jungle pictures

No,without Tarzan

I beg you pardon,ladies

His Lordship told me to say,he's
unable to join you at the pool

He bid you a very good night

-Well,what are we waiting for,let's go
-What a dirty trick,mean I thought it

Well,if he thinks I'm going to kill
my beef for nothing he's mistaken

What's the matter old timer

Joe I find that you're not getting to
like this,I got a confession to make

You know that wallet?

I pinched it

Don't worry we'll find that dirty thief

We certainly will

Third door bust the past of King Charles

You're the bust of King Charles?

Congratulations

Bathroom,cousin

register horror

Swine

Sorry old man thought
it was the bathroom

Clytie what are you doing here?

Good Heavens my cousin

Pangborough,your swine,you'll pay for this

Where ever you are

Where is Pangborough?

What are you doing here ?

It shouldn't be you

Oh,dear,dear

It should be Clytie

-It's all arranged
-What's arranged

Never mind what are you
doing in Earl's bathroom?

Bedroom

But this isn't the Earl's bedroom

Then I must taken the wrong turn

I shall be late

My poor cousin

Wait a minute

What are you up to?

Why did you expect to find Clytie..

Pangborough,there's a great moth
in my room and I can't go to sleep

Pangborough

Is he there?

Michael?

Michael are you there?

That's your game?

Gloria?

Didn't expect to find me here,did you?

No, I didn't but if you are up to the
same game as Clytie you are in for a shock

-Clytie what does he got to do with it?
-Hugo bashed into my room just now

-by mistake,he's drunk,you're nothing
but a lot of cheap crooks just blackmail

Mammy,dear,are you there?

Are you there,Mammy,dear?

Mammy dear,ah

-Who did it?
-Daddy

-You dirty double crossing
-Hold your mouth

Anyway it was a she says

This is ridiculous I simply
don't believe it

You can't wake her up
this time of the night

she'd explain just as well in the morning

Stop it I'll kill you

-What on earth?
-Who is there?

-They around here in a nick
-Quick the balcony

What happened,Leslie?

I suppose that is quite obvious

Any of you

Tell me what's this is all about Leslie?
What are you doing in here?

You won't believe me but
I came here to warn you

What about?

-Someone was trying to blackmail him
-Oh,Aunt

Who's trying to blackmail me?

Doesn't matter now,it's all over

Do you think anyone is going to believe
a trumped story like that,young woman

you're fraud.You said you were Leslie James
daughter,didn't you?Come on?Didn't you?

-Oh,yes
-I've been to see her

She's only one daughter

and she is at school in Switzerland,
now what do you say to that?

Is this true Loolie?

Yes,may I congratulate you
in the neat way you pat me

What's happened?

Just a moment fallen off to sleep too!

Sorry old man I thought
it was the bathroom

Saw anything

What are you doing,Kid?

-I'm leaving
-Tonight?

Yes,get out of here,please

-Tell me what happened
-What did you tell the old pet?

-Nothing
-What?

-You never said anything about us?
-No

But she must have said something to you

Yes,she accused me and
like an idiot I took the blame

I hope that satisfy you,
you rotten little cheats

Kid,you're crying

Seems against you,doesn't it? I don't
suppose you ever cried in your life

You got no heart either
of you,what's the use

I wish I never met you all,here
with this big,big?? city grin

She's in love with him

Fine she didn't even say a
word of us to the old girl

She took it on the chin

She makes me feel so cheap,
I could go and apologize

Blast her

Sorry young man,I thought
it was the bathroom

You can't walk out like this

Be reasonable darling,let's call it quit

For the love of mine,say something

Sneeze,cough do anything you like,

Look here,I know I behaved like an
absolute cabbage you must forgive me

After all here we are on the
threshold so to speak

You're not

Look at that,Lady blooming Pangborough

to think that had been you or I,
we lost in through fighting each other

You know,we did,my dear

It'll be a lesson to us,darling

There's a Mr Blount at the telephone

Blount,Blount

-Hello
-Is that you,Clytie dear?

Listen,the wife's gone to
Clacton,it just struck me

-Here,he hung up
-Yeah,come on,you're on

-And look your best,there's a McDonald up front
-Which is it -Table number 1

Cute that McDonald wonder
what table he is at

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