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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,087 --> 00:00:21,607 So I'm not even allowed to be mad 2 00:00:21,745 --> 00:00:23,126 'cause he's gay? 3 00:00:24,507 --> 00:00:26,612 I know, I'm pissed. 4 00:00:26,750 --> 00:00:29,408 I am definitely not, not pissed. 5 00:00:32,377 --> 00:00:34,689 Like we had sex, like a lot. 6 00:00:35,863 --> 00:00:36,898 I mean maybe not a lot, a lot, 7 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:39,625 but it was still sex, you know? 8 00:00:42,904 --> 00:00:44,182 Okay. Sorry, but are you in finance? 9 00:00:44,320 --> 00:00:46,736 - Yeah. - Yeah. I can tell. 10 00:00:46,874 --> 00:00:48,393 Are you? 11 00:00:48,531 --> 00:00:51,844 I'm, I'm like an outdoor adventure filmmaker. 12 00:00:51,982 --> 00:00:53,087 Like Scott Gaffney. 13 00:00:53,225 --> 00:00:54,192 That rock climber guy?. 14 00:00:54,330 --> 00:00:55,365 No, that is Jimmy Chin. 15 00:00:55,503 --> 00:00:56,815 And he is not the only guy 16 00:00:56,953 --> 00:00:59,714 that makes movies in the outdoors. 17 00:00:59,852 --> 00:01:03,684 Gaffney's like more core, like for the people. 18 00:01:05,858 --> 00:01:07,791 That's the kind of filmmaker that I am. 19 00:01:07,929 --> 00:01:09,034 Anything I've seen? 20 00:01:09,172 --> 00:01:10,484 Of mine? 21 00:01:10,622 --> 00:01:13,728 Uh, it's more of a passion right now. 22 00:01:16,731 --> 00:01:17,939 Lot of rejection. 23 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:19,079 Well, I bet you're amazing. 24 00:01:19,217 --> 00:01:21,322 Ah. Never stop grinding. 25 00:01:21,460 --> 00:01:22,875 Even when everybody's like, 26 00:01:23,013 --> 00:01:25,154 "Cleo, you're actually kind of bad at this. 27 00:01:25,292 --> 00:01:27,639 Cleo, You've been living here for 10 years 28 00:01:27,777 --> 00:01:30,159 and nothing's happened in your career yet." 29 00:01:30,297 --> 00:01:32,920 "Cleo, your boyfriend's gay." 30 00:01:39,651 --> 00:01:41,239 Ex. Ex-boyfriend. 31 00:01:43,586 --> 00:01:45,174 You know what? Good for him. 32 00:01:45,312 --> 00:01:46,036 Let's do shots. 33 00:01:51,628 --> 00:01:54,804 Town's so busy because of Hot Lapse. 34 00:01:54,942 --> 00:01:57,358 Hot laps? Like skiing?. 35 00:01:57,496 --> 00:01:58,670 Four shots of whiskey. 36 00:01:58,808 --> 00:02:00,465 No Hot Lapse. 37 00:02:00,603 --> 00:02:02,018 With an E. 38 00:02:02,156 --> 00:02:04,503 The ski movie competition. 39 00:02:04,641 --> 00:02:05,504 Oh my God. 40 00:02:06,471 --> 00:02:08,680 Literally anyone in the industry that matters 41 00:02:08,818 --> 00:02:10,337 all in the same place 42 00:02:10,475 --> 00:02:12,132 competing to make the best ski movie in 72 hours. 43 00:02:12,270 --> 00:02:14,479 Whoa, cool. Good luck. 44 00:02:14,617 --> 00:02:16,515 No, I'm not in it. 45 00:02:16,653 --> 00:02:17,999 It is like the real deal. 46 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:18,966 It's for the pros. 47 00:02:19,104 --> 00:02:20,416 I'm, I'm a nobody. 48 00:02:20,554 --> 00:02:22,383 She fucking calls me a sexist. 49 00:02:22,521 --> 00:02:24,213 Are you fucking kidding me? Asian? 50 00:02:24,351 --> 00:02:26,146 Oh, that's Lucy. That's my roommate Lucy. 51 00:02:26,284 --> 00:02:28,665 How am I propping up the patriarchy? 52 00:02:28,803 --> 00:02:31,116 'Cause I don't geotag my fishing spots? 53 00:02:31,254 --> 00:02:32,600 Okay. Okay. 54 00:02:32,738 --> 00:02:34,706 Jack Kero-woke, you fucking Instagram poser. 55 00:02:34,844 --> 00:02:36,397 Do the work yourself. 56 00:02:36,535 --> 00:02:38,537 Honestly, Lucy's probably the best skier in town 57 00:02:38,675 --> 00:02:39,883 that nobody's ever heard of. 58 00:02:40,021 --> 00:02:41,402 Which is saying something 59 00:02:41,540 --> 00:02:43,508 'cause my other roommate is an Olympian. 60 00:02:43,646 --> 00:02:45,682 Well was an Olympian. She's retired. 61 00:02:45,820 --> 00:02:47,719 It's actually kind of a sensitive subject. 62 00:02:47,857 --> 00:02:49,341 Tina. Where is she? 63 00:02:54,450 --> 00:02:56,762 We can't get caught doing this. 64 00:02:56,900 --> 00:02:58,385 Are you in town for the competition. 65 00:02:58,523 --> 00:02:59,903 Flew in from Japan last night. 66 00:03:00,041 --> 00:03:01,664 Oh, sick. Ja-pow. 67 00:03:05,323 --> 00:03:06,772 Hokkaido? 68 00:03:06,910 --> 00:03:09,258 I'm fucking with you bro. I'm from Idaho. 69 00:03:09,396 --> 00:03:10,880 I'm Chinese, not Japanese, there's a difference 70 00:03:11,018 --> 00:03:12,744 and I don't believe in competitive sports. 71 00:03:12,882 --> 00:03:17,576 I know what you're thinking. We're living the dream. 72 00:03:17,714 --> 00:03:22,340 I really don't actually like whiskey very much. 73 00:03:22,478 --> 00:03:25,895 Yo, Daron, look. Tina's got her cans out for you. 74 00:03:26,033 --> 00:03:27,034 Did you take a lesson? 75 00:03:27,172 --> 00:03:29,795 - Yeah. - You rent stuff? 76 00:03:29,933 --> 00:03:31,866 Pizza. French fries. Pizza. French fries. 77 00:03:32,004 --> 00:03:33,799 Okay. 78 00:03:33,937 --> 00:03:36,630 So the bear rears up on his haunches, I chamber my rifle, 79 00:03:36,768 --> 00:03:38,252 my buddy goes, "Take the shot, Luce." 80 00:03:38,390 --> 00:03:40,599 So I aim right where his heart should be, 81 00:03:40,737 --> 00:03:43,533 turns out their organs str- 82 00:03:43,671 --> 00:03:45,363 Oh crap. Fuck. 83 00:03:45,501 --> 00:03:46,295 Uh oh. 84 00:03:47,848 --> 00:03:48,642 Oh no. 85 00:03:53,163 --> 00:03:53,957 They're 10 years younger than me. 86 00:03:54,095 --> 00:03:56,097 I gotta parent. Stand by. 87 00:03:57,271 --> 00:03:58,721 Ooh. 88 00:03:58,859 --> 00:03:59,722 Oh. 89 00:04:02,276 --> 00:04:03,139 Whoa. 90 00:04:05,624 --> 00:04:07,454 Whoa. Yo, Tina. 91 00:04:07,592 --> 00:04:09,076 Tina. 92 00:04:09,214 --> 00:04:11,803 Seriously, Cleo? Shut up! 93 00:04:11,941 --> 00:04:13,460 I'm in love. 94 00:04:13,598 --> 00:04:15,082 Okay. I'm ha- I'm really happy for you. 95 00:04:15,220 --> 00:04:16,601 But hi, nice to meet you. 96 00:04:16,739 --> 00:04:18,154 We gotta go. Do you know what time it is? 97 00:04:18,292 --> 00:04:19,949 Tab. Bring him. 98 00:04:20,087 --> 00:04:21,709 - Anthony, come on. - Whoa, what are you...? 99 00:04:21,847 --> 00:04:23,228 Okay, you can get me a drink another time. 100 00:04:23,366 --> 00:04:24,436 Afterparty! 101 00:04:26,645 --> 00:04:30,649 Afterparty! 102 00:04:33,928 --> 00:04:36,345 Send it, you pussy. 103 00:04:36,483 --> 00:04:37,829 Woo. 104 00:04:44,629 --> 00:04:46,320 Is this your real life? 105 00:04:46,458 --> 00:04:47,390 Mm, yeah. 106 00:05:18,421 --> 00:05:20,009 This is awesome. 107 00:05:20,147 --> 00:05:21,700 You should be like filming this. 108 00:05:21,838 --> 00:05:22,701 Nah. 109 00:05:24,634 --> 00:05:25,980 You think? You could be just like 110 00:05:26,118 --> 00:05:27,223 that Daffy guy you were talking about. 111 00:05:27,361 --> 00:05:28,328 Gaffney. 112 00:05:28,466 --> 00:05:29,915 Yeah, that guy. 113 00:05:30,053 --> 00:05:31,158 You could be the next him. 114 00:05:31,296 --> 00:05:32,366 All right my turn. 115 00:05:32,504 --> 00:05:34,989 Lucy! Lucy! 116 00:05:35,127 --> 00:05:36,715 Lucy! Lucy! What!? 117 00:05:55,078 --> 00:05:56,632 Oh, fuck. 118 00:05:59,048 --> 00:06:00,498 Fuck, I missed. 119 00:06:09,507 --> 00:06:12,095 This is fucking Oscar-worthy. 120 00:06:15,513 --> 00:06:17,031 Yeah, yeah move. 121 00:06:37,914 --> 00:06:40,607 Welcome to the afterparty! 122 00:06:59,557 --> 00:07:00,247 Give her the onion! 123 00:07:00,385 --> 00:07:01,455 Disgusting. 124 00:07:03,043 --> 00:07:04,838 Let's fucking party! 125 00:07:57,994 --> 00:08:01,101 ♪ Four, three, two, one ♪ 126 00:08:48,976 --> 00:08:51,565 Disgusting, uncouth, uncivilized animals. 127 00:08:51,703 --> 00:08:53,084 Stop with the adjectives. You wanna come in? 128 00:08:53,222 --> 00:08:55,017 Grab a drink? I've never seen such utter 129 00:08:55,155 --> 00:08:57,640 and callous disregard for someone else's property. 130 00:08:57,778 --> 00:08:58,745 You're out. 131 00:08:58,883 --> 00:09:00,125 I want you gone by tonight. 132 00:09:00,263 --> 00:09:02,300 Bro, I might be dead by tonight. 133 00:09:02,438 --> 00:09:04,405 Is it even legal to evict someone like this? 134 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:06,062 - No. - I don't care. 135 00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:09,272 You three are easily the foulest young women 136 00:09:09,410 --> 00:09:10,550 I've ever encountered. 137 00:09:10,688 --> 00:09:12,241 Absolutely vile. 138 00:09:12,379 --> 00:09:17,211 I mean that feels like a bit of a stretch. 139 00:09:20,732 --> 00:09:21,802 Great timing. 140 00:09:22,872 --> 00:09:25,944 You banged pizza, french fries guy. 141 00:09:27,152 --> 00:09:27,877 I did. 142 00:09:29,534 --> 00:09:30,708 Unfortunately. 143 00:09:32,710 --> 00:09:34,712 Yeah, you wanna go left. 144 00:09:42,236 --> 00:09:44,238 You still wanna ski today? 145 00:09:44,376 --> 00:09:45,239 No. 146 00:09:54,145 --> 00:09:55,077 Fuck her. 147 00:10:00,565 --> 00:10:02,256 So we're homeless. 148 00:10:03,154 --> 00:10:05,018 Easy come, easy go. 149 00:10:05,156 --> 00:10:06,709 Not that easy. 150 00:10:06,847 --> 00:10:09,056 We have to get first, last, and security deposit 151 00:10:09,194 --> 00:10:11,438 for a new place, which is like five grand in this town. 152 00:10:11,576 --> 00:10:12,922 Meh. 153 00:10:13,060 --> 00:10:14,372 I met the man in my dreams last night. 154 00:10:14,510 --> 00:10:15,407 There's two feet of blower pow outside. 155 00:10:15,545 --> 00:10:16,546 What? Who? 156 00:10:17,927 --> 00:10:20,033 Pirates of the Baberian. 157 00:10:20,171 --> 00:10:21,517 I'm seeing it. 158 00:10:23,830 --> 00:10:24,762 Dreadlocks. 159 00:10:26,142 --> 00:10:27,868 - Oh, shit. - Whoa. 160 00:10:28,006 --> 00:10:30,008 No dreads. But it's a little blurry. 161 00:10:30,146 --> 00:10:32,528 Point is, I say we go skiing. 162 00:10:33,529 --> 00:10:36,256 Can we figure out where we're sleeping tonight first? 163 00:10:36,394 --> 00:10:37,982 Tina can pay for that. 164 00:10:38,120 --> 00:10:39,224 She's an Olympian. 165 00:10:39,362 --> 00:10:41,364 All her sponsors dropped her. 166 00:10:41,502 --> 00:10:43,608 And where is she by the way? 167 00:10:43,746 --> 00:10:44,609 Missing. 168 00:10:45,679 --> 00:10:47,267 Like missing persons missing. 169 00:10:47,405 --> 00:10:49,338 No. Missing. 170 00:10:49,476 --> 00:10:50,650 So we're not worried. 171 00:10:50,788 --> 00:10:51,961 Nice. Good for her. 172 00:10:52,099 --> 00:10:54,446 Okay, I'm gonna load the sleds. 173 00:10:54,584 --> 00:10:59,624 That was a late night pull. 174 00:11:00,314 --> 00:11:01,143 Hey, Marty. 175 00:11:01,281 --> 00:11:02,903 Hey, Vidiots girl. 176 00:11:05,009 --> 00:11:06,735 Heck of a storm, isn't it? 177 00:11:06,873 --> 00:11:08,081 Sure is. 178 00:11:08,219 --> 00:11:11,118 - Hey, I saw your video. - Oh, God. 179 00:11:11,256 --> 00:11:13,431 Feel free to erase that from your memory. 180 00:11:13,569 --> 00:11:15,985 All right. I'll see ya. 181 00:11:20,610 --> 00:11:25,650 ♪ But I'll tell ya boy, I'm doing just fine ♪ 182 00:11:26,755 --> 00:11:29,240 ♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh, ♪ 183 00:11:29,378 --> 00:11:32,001 ♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh ♪ 184 00:11:32,139 --> 00:11:35,039 ♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 185 00:11:42,011 --> 00:11:44,255 I was just finishing up a thought. 186 00:11:44,393 --> 00:11:45,843 Take your time. 187 00:11:50,917 --> 00:11:52,263 I hear Dane Blake and your boy Gabe Paul 188 00:11:52,401 --> 00:11:53,505 are up here for Hot Lapse. 189 00:11:53,643 --> 00:11:55,715 My boy. 190 00:11:55,853 --> 00:11:57,337 Whatever. 191 00:11:57,475 --> 00:12:00,340 Bet you think he's hot too. 192 00:12:00,478 --> 00:12:02,238 Is this like a closure talk? 193 00:12:02,376 --> 00:12:04,620 No. Closed as she gets, I'd say. 194 00:12:04,758 --> 00:12:08,175 Is there an actual reason as to why you're here? 195 00:12:08,313 --> 00:12:09,729 I need your van. 196 00:12:21,568 --> 00:12:23,294 We got evicted. Get a hotel. 197 00:12:23,432 --> 00:12:24,813 - We have no money. - None? 198 00:12:24,951 --> 00:12:26,780 - Like very little. - Sell your sleds. 199 00:12:26,918 --> 00:12:28,195 No. Ross. 200 00:12:28,333 --> 00:12:29,472 You know I love this van. 201 00:12:29,610 --> 00:12:30,922 Well, we'll treat it 202 00:12:31,060 --> 00:12:32,268 like we're meticulous gay mountain men. 203 00:12:32,406 --> 00:12:34,132 Hmm, semi-homophobic jabs. 204 00:12:34,270 --> 00:12:36,583 Probably not your best angle right now. 205 00:12:36,721 --> 00:12:39,482 Ross, this is me being chill. 206 00:12:39,620 --> 00:12:42,106 You dated me for way longer than you should have. 207 00:12:42,244 --> 00:12:43,970 And even though I actually hate you right now, 208 00:12:44,108 --> 00:12:45,350 you're still my best friend 209 00:12:45,488 --> 00:12:46,627 because I don't have a new one yet. 210 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,112 So olive branch. 211 00:12:52,461 --> 00:12:53,773 Gimme your van. 212 00:13:05,267 --> 00:13:06,164 One week. 213 00:13:07,338 --> 00:13:08,339 Not anymore. 214 00:13:08,477 --> 00:13:09,719 One week max. 215 00:13:09,858 --> 00:13:11,480 Probably less. 216 00:13:11,618 --> 00:13:15,173 Do not let your heathen roommates fuck it up please. 217 00:13:15,311 --> 00:13:16,347 Okay. Okay. 218 00:13:23,526 --> 00:13:24,873 Tina. Oh my God. 219 00:13:25,011 --> 00:13:26,495 Have you ever slept in a fire truck? 220 00:13:26,633 --> 00:13:28,359 It's so comfortable. 221 00:13:28,497 --> 00:13:33,502 ♪ Well, I ain't got no boy, but I got my tallboy ♪ 222 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:38,610 ♪ Don't need no small man when I got my tall can ♪ 223 00:13:38,748 --> 00:13:42,304 ♪ You might think I'm living the low life with my High Life ♪ 224 00:13:42,442 --> 00:13:43,650 I went back out last night. 225 00:13:43,788 --> 00:13:45,134 Yeah, I figured. 226 00:13:45,272 --> 00:13:46,756 Nice hat. Thanks. 227 00:13:47,965 --> 00:13:49,380 Won it playing poker with the fire boys. 228 00:13:49,518 --> 00:13:50,968 Oh my. 229 00:13:51,106 --> 00:13:52,521 Is this Ross's van? 230 00:13:52,659 --> 00:13:55,006 Oh no. This is our new home. 231 00:13:55,144 --> 00:13:57,837 Yeah, we live here now. Surprise. 232 00:14:02,427 --> 00:14:03,566 It was Lucy, wasn't it? 233 00:14:03,704 --> 00:14:05,120 I mean it was a group effort. 234 00:14:32,941 --> 00:14:34,701 So that video I made. 235 00:14:34,839 --> 00:14:36,737 The afterparty one? 236 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:39,119 Got the most views of anything I ever made. 237 00:14:39,257 --> 00:14:41,156 It kinda went viral. 238 00:14:41,294 --> 00:14:43,158 Not like viral, but like kind of. 239 00:14:43,296 --> 00:14:45,919 You should totally enter Hot Lapse. 240 00:14:46,057 --> 00:14:47,541 Yeah, totally. 241 00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:49,440 Actually, that's an exceptional idea. 242 00:14:49,578 --> 00:14:51,649 You don't just show up to Hot Lapse like, 243 00:14:51,787 --> 00:14:53,133 "Hi, my friend thinks I should be in this." 244 00:14:53,271 --> 00:14:54,894 You first of all dedicate your life 245 00:14:55,032 --> 00:14:56,965 to the thankless machine that is adventure filmmaking. 246 00:14:57,103 --> 00:15:00,692 Okay, well, Cleo, have you ever even applied? 247 00:15:00,830 --> 00:15:01,970 I'm a realistic person. 248 00:15:02,108 --> 00:15:03,695 You're a visionary. 249 00:15:03,833 --> 00:15:05,766 And not only when you're drunk. 250 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,665 Also the prize money's 10 grand. 251 00:15:07,803 --> 00:15:10,426 Which I wouldn't win even if I did get in, which I won't. 252 00:15:10,564 --> 00:15:12,981 We need a real way to come up with five grand. 253 00:15:13,119 --> 00:15:15,362 Skiing can't solve all of our problems. 254 00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:17,778 If you won, it would solve most of them. 255 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,366 Not happening. 256 00:15:19,504 --> 00:15:22,438 I'll strip before I enter that goddamn competition. 257 00:15:22,576 --> 00:15:24,337 Why does it always come down to stripping? 258 00:15:24,475 --> 00:15:26,787 ♪ A real good puss ♪ 259 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,617 ♪ A real good puss ♪ 260 00:15:28,755 --> 00:15:30,481 ♪ A real good puss ♪ 261 00:15:30,619 --> 00:15:32,517 ♪ A real good puss ♪ 262 00:15:32,655 --> 00:15:34,588 ♪ A real good puss, a real good puss ♪ 263 00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:36,349 ♪ A real good puss ♪ 264 00:15:36,487 --> 00:15:38,282 ♪ A real good puss ♪ 265 00:15:38,420 --> 00:15:39,455 ♪ A real good puss ♪ 266 00:15:39,593 --> 00:15:41,285 ♪ I just wanna feel good ♪ 267 00:15:41,423 --> 00:15:43,287 ♪ Gotta lay down with some good kush ♪ 268 00:15:43,425 --> 00:15:45,151 ♪ Got a good girl, a real good bush ♪ 269 00:15:45,289 --> 00:15:47,429 ♪ Come and go get a real good puss ♪ 270 00:15:47,567 --> 00:15:49,017 ♪ I just wanna feel good ♪ 271 00:15:49,155 --> 00:15:50,880 ♪ Gotta lay down with some good kush ♪ 272 00:15:51,019 --> 00:15:52,744 ♪ Got a good girl, a real good bush ♪ 273 00:15:52,882 --> 00:15:55,299 ♪ Come and go get a real good puss ♪ 274 00:15:55,437 --> 00:15:56,886 ♪ I just wanna feel good ♪ 275 00:15:57,025 --> 00:15:58,578 ♪ Gotta lay down with some good kush ♪ 276 00:15:58,716 --> 00:16:00,476 ♪ Got a good girl, a real good bush ♪ 277 00:16:00,614 --> 00:16:03,479 ♪ Come and go get a real good puss ♪ 278 00:16:03,617 --> 00:16:07,518 ♪ Flow seas, take a dive, squeeze watertight ♪ 279 00:16:07,656 --> 00:16:11,487 ♪ Let it soak overnight, drip inner thigh ♪ 280 00:16:11,625 --> 00:16:15,250 ♪ Sweat power play, good juice, my rain ♪ 281 00:16:15,388 --> 00:16:19,392 ♪ Good puss obey ♪ Fuck! 282 00:16:19,530 --> 00:16:22,188 Gabe Paul. 283 00:16:22,326 --> 00:16:23,844 Be cool. 284 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,260 I'm in heat. 285 00:16:25,398 --> 00:16:26,986 It's these like new sleds, man. 286 00:16:27,124 --> 00:16:29,505 There's like all the throttles all off. 287 00:16:29,643 --> 00:16:31,093 It's for sure the sleds. 288 00:16:31,231 --> 00:16:33,923 Well I'll try to go whiskey with it. 289 00:16:34,062 --> 00:16:36,374 I think the guy who's sled's stuck is Dane Blake. 290 00:16:36,512 --> 00:16:38,100 Did he bleach his hair? 291 00:16:38,238 --> 00:16:40,033 Oh my God, he wants to be Hollywood so badly. 292 00:16:40,171 --> 00:16:41,034 Should we go help them? 293 00:16:41,172 --> 00:16:43,381 Yeah. 294 00:16:47,385 --> 00:16:49,008 Now my knee's fucked up. 295 00:16:49,146 --> 00:16:51,734 Got her in there good. 296 00:16:54,323 --> 00:16:56,636 Um, tell you what, let me take your sled. 297 00:16:56,774 --> 00:16:59,018 I'll head back to town, we'll grab some guys, 298 00:16:59,156 --> 00:17:00,881 'cause I don't know how the two of us 299 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:01,882 are gonna get this done. 300 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,436 We can help you out. 301 00:17:03,574 --> 00:17:04,954 Uh, thank you but I think this is gonna take 302 00:17:05,093 --> 00:17:07,543 a little manpower, but it's very sweet. 303 00:17:07,681 --> 00:17:09,200 I've seen worse. 304 00:17:09,338 --> 00:17:12,548 Plus hate for you to get stuck in another tree well 305 00:17:12,686 --> 00:17:14,861 all by yourself out there. 306 00:17:20,177 --> 00:17:21,937 Whoa. Nice sleds. 307 00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:24,457 Yeah, they're really brand new. 308 00:17:24,595 --> 00:17:26,769 Haven't quite broken them in yet. 309 00:17:26,907 --> 00:17:28,771 Where are you guys headed? 310 00:17:28,909 --> 00:17:31,084 Fucking nowhere now. 311 00:17:31,222 --> 00:17:32,465 I love it there. 312 00:17:39,955 --> 00:17:43,165 Great. More manpower. 313 00:17:43,303 --> 00:17:44,477 Dude. 314 00:17:54,590 --> 00:17:55,453 3, 2, 1. 315 00:18:02,460 --> 00:18:03,565 May I? Sure. 316 00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:05,601 Be my guest. 317 00:18:12,608 --> 00:18:15,128 That's my girl. Woo. 318 00:18:15,266 --> 00:18:18,821 Sometimes just takes a woman's touch. 319 00:18:18,959 --> 00:18:20,927 Oh great. A feminist. 320 00:18:21,790 --> 00:18:23,378 Thank you ladies. 321 00:18:24,827 --> 00:18:27,968 We're trying to find Pothole Basin. 322 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,281 It's about three miles that way. 323 00:18:30,419 --> 00:18:32,111 - That way? - Uh-huh. 324 00:18:33,733 --> 00:18:34,596 Thanks. 325 00:18:35,769 --> 00:18:37,599 Okay. He's like really hot. 326 00:18:37,737 --> 00:18:39,014 Unbelievable. 327 00:18:42,155 --> 00:18:43,812 Pothole Basin's that way, huh? 328 00:18:48,610 --> 00:18:49,990 Mm, mm, mm. 329 00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:55,789 ♪ A real good puss ♪ 330 00:18:55,927 --> 00:18:58,378 And, uh, 60 chicken nuggets. 331 00:19:00,104 --> 00:19:01,485 Who has money? 332 00:19:01,623 --> 00:19:03,659 - Platinum's maxed. - Gambling problem. 333 00:19:03,797 --> 00:19:05,109 Oh, God. 334 00:19:05,247 --> 00:19:08,043 Yo, this one looks perfect. 335 00:19:08,181 --> 00:19:09,872 Two bedrooms, wood stove, 336 00:19:10,010 --> 00:19:12,358 no electricity, outhouse? 337 00:19:12,496 --> 00:19:14,222 Aka, off grid. 338 00:19:14,360 --> 00:19:15,154 So cool. 339 00:19:15,292 --> 00:19:17,570 2300 a month cool? 340 00:19:17,708 --> 00:19:19,054 I still think you should apply to Hot Lapse. 341 00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:20,987 Tina. I literally can't with this. 342 00:19:21,125 --> 00:19:22,851 I'm with Tina. 343 00:19:22,989 --> 00:19:24,404 We're not gonna make $5,000 in two weeks any other way. 344 00:19:24,542 --> 00:19:25,888 Uh, there's a free ride competition this weekend. 345 00:19:26,026 --> 00:19:27,373 Why can't you compete? 346 00:19:27,511 --> 00:19:29,098 Dude. I don't believe in competition. 347 00:19:29,237 --> 00:19:31,100 Filmmaking is your passion. 348 00:19:31,239 --> 00:19:33,206 Passion is not how you make money. 349 00:19:33,344 --> 00:19:35,243 Passion is the only way for millennials to make money. 350 00:19:35,381 --> 00:19:36,830 Even if I were to get in, 351 00:19:36,968 --> 00:19:37,831 I'd be up against the best ski movie directors 352 00:19:37,969 --> 00:19:39,212 in the entire industry 353 00:19:39,350 --> 00:19:41,525 and their handpicked pro skier farm teams. 354 00:19:41,663 --> 00:19:43,354 But you have Lucy. 355 00:19:43,492 --> 00:19:46,012 And she'll huck her meat off anything. 356 00:19:46,150 --> 00:19:48,463 I'm a bonafide Olympian, 357 00:19:48,601 --> 00:19:51,224 and incredibly unique for a ski movie I might add. 358 00:19:51,362 --> 00:19:53,778 And you're the gritty storyteller to tie it all together. 359 00:19:53,916 --> 00:19:55,746 - Great points. - Why not you? 360 00:19:55,884 --> 00:19:58,266 I'll look like a loser. 361 00:19:58,404 --> 00:20:00,613 What are you 14? Who cares. 362 00:20:00,751 --> 00:20:02,131 You know what? 363 00:20:02,270 --> 00:20:03,305 Fine. 364 00:20:03,443 --> 00:20:04,720 I'll apply to this stupid thing 365 00:20:04,858 --> 00:20:06,377 just so you two lay the fuck off. 366 00:20:06,515 --> 00:20:07,344 Okay? 367 00:20:09,656 --> 00:20:11,313 We don't need 60 chicken nugget, 368 00:20:11,451 --> 00:20:12,970 I don't know why we get 60 chicken nuggets every time. 369 00:20:13,108 --> 00:20:14,040 It's embarrassing. You guys always make me order it. 370 00:20:14,178 --> 00:20:15,628 And that's way too many nuggets. 371 00:20:15,766 --> 00:20:18,078 I mean, it's 60 divided by 3, so... 372 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,563 Pissin' me off. 373 00:20:19,701 --> 00:20:20,978 20 each. 374 00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:09,129 Morning! 375 00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:10,510 Free breakfast. 376 00:21:10,648 --> 00:21:12,512 This spot's a gold mine. 377 00:21:12,650 --> 00:21:14,307 What spot is this? 378 00:21:16,620 --> 00:21:18,863 Welcome to Vidiots. A-hem. 379 00:21:19,001 --> 00:21:22,004 I'm your host Cleo Brown, aka Vidiots girl 380 00:21:22,142 --> 00:21:23,903 for those of you who can't seem 381 00:21:24,041 --> 00:21:27,251 to remember my incredibly simple name. 382 00:21:29,460 --> 00:21:30,875 New faces in the audience, 383 00:21:31,013 --> 00:21:34,051 on Wednesdays we watch amateur ski movies. 384 00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:37,054 It's basically like Hot Lapse 385 00:21:37,192 --> 00:21:38,814 but with less money 386 00:21:41,852 --> 00:21:42,956 and more ego. 387 00:21:46,063 --> 00:21:47,478 Nope. Okay, uh... 388 00:21:50,067 --> 00:21:53,104 Wanted to extend a warm welcome to the professional athletes 389 00:21:53,242 --> 00:21:57,281 that are in town for this weekend's festivities. 390 00:21:58,420 --> 00:22:00,077 Huge fans here. 391 00:22:00,215 --> 00:22:04,702 All following your climate change activism careers closely. 392 00:22:07,291 --> 00:22:08,534 Okay. 393 00:22:08,672 --> 00:22:11,260 Uh, yeah, let's just roll some clips. 394 00:22:18,475 --> 00:22:20,269 What is wrong with you? 395 00:22:20,408 --> 00:22:22,893 It would take less time for me to tell you what's right. - 396 00:22:23,031 --> 00:22:26,759 This is the hospitality business. As in be hospitable. 397 00:22:26,897 --> 00:22:29,002 You're like a tornado of shit lately. 398 00:22:29,140 --> 00:22:31,108 Forgot your leadership style is cripple them with shame. 399 00:22:31,246 --> 00:22:34,594 If you wanna leave, leave. No hard feelings. 400 00:22:34,732 --> 00:22:36,251 Hold on. You're firing me? 401 00:22:36,389 --> 00:22:40,013 I'm telling you to figure your shit out, kid. 402 00:23:05,176 --> 00:23:06,799 No, don't tell her. 403 00:23:06,937 --> 00:23:08,732 Just say you talked to her. 404 00:23:08,870 --> 00:23:10,389 It'll be fine. 405 00:23:10,527 --> 00:23:12,805 Just tell her about the guy. 406 00:23:19,881 --> 00:23:20,847 Thank You. 407 00:23:21,814 --> 00:23:23,712 No. It's very healing. 408 00:23:25,473 --> 00:23:28,510 That's like what alcoholics say. 409 00:23:28,648 --> 00:23:29,822 Is she okay? 410 00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:31,513 She says she had an awkward exit 411 00:23:31,651 --> 00:23:33,481 with Pirates of the Baberian at the coffee shop. 412 00:23:33,619 --> 00:23:35,275 - Oh! - Geez. 413 00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:36,691 Turns out he's working the free ride comp. 414 00:23:36,829 --> 00:23:37,657 Uh-oh. 415 00:23:37,795 --> 00:23:38,762 Did she do her pirouette? 416 00:23:38,900 --> 00:23:39,763 Yep. 417 00:23:44,630 --> 00:23:46,079 It's whatevers. 418 00:23:48,427 --> 00:23:50,670 Yo, did Hot Lapse call you yet? 419 00:23:50,808 --> 00:23:54,122 - Uh, as a matter of fact- - Oh! Congrats. 420 00:23:54,260 --> 00:23:55,503 Uh, no. 421 00:23:55,641 --> 00:23:58,022 Greg fucking loves you. 422 00:23:58,160 --> 00:23:59,783 You know, Greg from registration. 423 00:23:59,921 --> 00:24:02,579 They think you're the next big thing. 424 00:24:02,717 --> 00:24:03,959 Huh? 425 00:24:04,097 --> 00:24:05,754 No, it's not possible. I, I didn't... 426 00:24:05,892 --> 00:24:07,135 On your phone. 427 00:24:07,273 --> 00:24:09,655 I talked to him this morning. 428 00:24:11,277 --> 00:24:12,968 This 510, you talked to this Greg guy 429 00:24:13,106 --> 00:24:14,556 for 20 fucking minutes? 430 00:24:14,694 --> 00:24:16,662 I felt like he needed someone to talk to. 431 00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:18,180 Wha...? 432 00:24:18,318 --> 00:24:19,250 What I think she's saying you got in. 433 00:24:19,388 --> 00:24:20,631 There's no way. 434 00:24:20,769 --> 00:24:21,701 No. Okay. 435 00:24:21,839 --> 00:24:23,358 Take it down. Take her down. 436 00:24:23,496 --> 00:24:24,428 We should probably go find out for sure though. 437 00:24:24,566 --> 00:24:26,016 I'm going back to bed. 438 00:24:26,154 --> 00:24:28,018 I can't believe you're this drunk, this early. 439 00:24:28,156 --> 00:24:29,882 ♪ Purple hat, cheetah print ♪ 440 00:24:30,020 --> 00:24:31,400 ♪ Dancing on the people, rolled up at the after joint ♪ 441 00:24:31,539 --> 00:24:33,472 ♪ Dancing dancing on the people ♪ 442 00:24:33,610 --> 00:24:34,818 ♪ People dancing on the people, I got people on the people ♪ 443 00:24:34,956 --> 00:24:36,336 ♪ People dancing on the people ♪ 444 00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:38,131 ♪ With the people on the people ♪ 445 00:24:38,269 --> 00:24:40,651 Donovan Banks here with Octane TV live at Palisades Tahoe 446 00:24:40,789 --> 00:24:42,342 where the biggest pros 447 00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:44,275 and the best filmmakers in the industry team up 448 00:24:44,413 --> 00:24:45,829 for the most anticipated media event 449 00:24:45,967 --> 00:24:47,900 in the ski and snowboard world. 450 00:24:48,038 --> 00:24:52,180 ♪ Everybody in the booth ♪ 451 00:24:52,318 --> 00:24:56,909 ♪ Can't tell myself apart from you ♪ 452 00:24:57,047 --> 00:24:58,635 ♪ Dancing on the people ♪ ♪ Now that we're ♪ 453 00:24:58,773 --> 00:25:00,706 ♪ I've got people ♪ ♪ Dancing people ♪ 454 00:25:00,844 --> 00:25:03,122 ♪ People ♪ ♪ Dancing people ♪ 455 00:25:03,260 --> 00:25:05,227 ♪ People ♪ ♪ Dancing people ♪ 456 00:25:05,365 --> 00:25:08,023 Five, four, three, two... 457 00:25:08,161 --> 00:25:09,542 ♪ I've got purple hat, cheetah print ♪ 458 00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:10,750 ♪ Dancing on the people ♪ 459 00:25:10,888 --> 00:25:12,269 ♪ Rolled up at the after joint ♪ 460 00:25:12,407 --> 00:25:13,442 ♪ Dancing dancing on the people ♪ 461 00:25:13,581 --> 00:25:14,720 ♪ People dancing on the people ♪ 462 00:25:14,858 --> 00:25:15,928 ♪ I got people on the people ♪ 463 00:25:16,066 --> 00:25:17,446 ♪ People dancing on the people ♪ 464 00:25:17,585 --> 00:25:18,758 ♪ With the people on the people ♪ 465 00:25:18,896 --> 00:25:19,863 ♪ Smoke and CO2, see me see you ♪ 466 00:25:20,001 --> 00:25:23,729 ♪ Dancing on the people ♪ 467 00:25:23,867 --> 00:25:25,247 - What's up Cleo? - Hey Pete. 468 00:25:25,385 --> 00:25:26,732 Keys? 469 00:25:26,870 --> 00:25:28,388 How's Ross? Oh, he's dead. 470 00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:29,873 He died. He left me his van. 471 00:25:30,011 --> 00:25:31,737 You gotta jiggle the wheel. 472 00:25:31,875 --> 00:25:32,634 The throttle sticks and you got a hot wire to start it. 473 00:25:32,772 --> 00:25:33,601 Good luck. 474 00:25:33,739 --> 00:25:35,913 ♪ I got people ♪ 475 00:25:36,051 --> 00:25:37,432 ♪ People, people ♪ 476 00:25:37,570 --> 00:25:38,916 ♪ Dancing, dancing on me ♪ 477 00:25:39,054 --> 00:25:42,506 ♪ Everybody in the booth ♪ 478 00:25:45,405 --> 00:25:46,786 Okay, here's the plan. 479 00:25:46,924 --> 00:25:48,650 The big story this weekend at Hot Lapse 480 00:25:48,788 --> 00:25:51,273 is Dane Blake and Gabe Paul. 481 00:25:51,411 --> 00:25:53,482 After a three year hiatus following a tragic avalanche 482 00:25:53,621 --> 00:25:55,968 that took the life of Gabe's girlfriend, Sadie Lupin, 483 00:25:56,106 --> 00:25:58,004 the iconic duo is back. 484 00:26:02,077 --> 00:26:03,838 - Hey. - Hey. What's up? 485 00:26:03,976 --> 00:26:05,149 Team name? 486 00:26:05,287 --> 00:26:06,634 - Um- - Thought that was you. 487 00:26:06,772 --> 00:26:07,980 Oh, have we met? 488 00:26:08,118 --> 00:26:09,050 Uh, yeah. 489 00:26:10,223 --> 00:26:11,984 You were the one, I'm pretty sure, 490 00:26:12,122 --> 00:26:17,127 that gave me those really great directions to Pothole Basin. 491 00:26:17,265 --> 00:26:19,439 Oh that, yeah, that is ringing a bell. 492 00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:20,579 - Is it? - Mm-hmm. 493 00:26:20,717 --> 00:26:23,098 Yeah. Oh, such a nice spot. 494 00:26:23,236 --> 00:26:25,307 And I never, never in a million years 495 00:26:25,445 --> 00:26:26,792 would've found it without you. 496 00:26:26,930 --> 00:26:28,276 I'm always happy to help 497 00:26:28,414 --> 00:26:29,622 a lost tourist find his way somewhere. 498 00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:31,486 Yeah. I just feel so welcome. 499 00:26:31,624 --> 00:26:33,350 You should, you should. 500 00:26:33,488 --> 00:26:36,456 If I may, I just wanna say it's great 501 00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:37,941 to have you back, bro. 502 00:26:38,079 --> 00:26:40,253 You're the greatest of all time. 503 00:26:40,391 --> 00:26:41,841 Oh thanks, man. 504 00:26:42,808 --> 00:26:46,674 I think this competitor would like to register. 505 00:26:48,434 --> 00:26:49,711 Yeah, for sure. 506 00:26:49,849 --> 00:26:50,678 Team name? 507 00:26:55,130 --> 00:26:56,304 Are you just gonna stay there? 508 00:26:56,442 --> 00:26:57,305 Yeah. 509 00:27:00,757 --> 00:27:02,517 Team Afterparty. 510 00:27:02,655 --> 00:27:03,691 Afterparty. 511 00:27:03,829 --> 00:27:05,416 - One word. - Thank you. 512 00:27:05,554 --> 00:27:08,488 It's after the party, it's the... 513 00:27:10,421 --> 00:27:13,355 Yeah, I'm not seeing it, but what's like your name, name? 514 00:27:13,493 --> 00:27:15,047 Cleo Brown. But if we're not on there- 515 00:27:15,185 --> 00:27:17,221 Wait, oh shit! You're Cleo? 516 00:27:17,359 --> 00:27:19,223 Oh man, Greg saw your edit on the grandmas. 517 00:27:19,361 --> 00:27:23,469 Like these chicks are sick. We gotta get them in. 518 00:27:25,436 --> 00:27:26,955 He did? 519 00:27:27,093 --> 00:27:29,061 - Legendary, bro. - Legendary. 520 00:27:29,199 --> 00:27:30,545 Only one room left in the entire hotel. 521 00:27:30,683 --> 00:27:33,237 But I think you're gonna dig it. 522 00:27:33,375 --> 00:27:34,376 I don't have to put like a credit card down 523 00:27:34,514 --> 00:27:35,550 or anything, do I? 524 00:27:35,688 --> 00:27:37,207 Oh no, no, no. It's all comped. 525 00:27:37,345 --> 00:27:38,898 Comped. 526 00:27:39,036 --> 00:27:40,900 I just need you to sign right here for me, please. 527 00:27:41,038 --> 00:27:44,041 Welcome to the shit show Cleo Brown. 528 00:27:44,179 --> 00:27:45,180 Yo. 529 00:27:45,318 --> 00:27:47,286 All right, good news. 530 00:27:47,424 --> 00:27:49,875 Jill and Josh are stoked. 531 00:27:50,013 --> 00:27:51,290 Uh, we should be good to go. 532 00:27:51,428 --> 00:27:52,878 Are we dialed in here or... 533 00:27:53,016 --> 00:27:55,294 Uh, no actually, would you mind handlin' that? 534 00:27:55,432 --> 00:27:56,744 Thanks man. Cheers. 535 00:27:58,469 --> 00:27:59,401 Okay. 536 00:27:59,539 --> 00:28:00,575 Hey. Hi. 537 00:28:00,713 --> 00:28:01,714 Team name? 538 00:28:02,853 --> 00:28:04,372 It's Dane Blake. 539 00:28:06,029 --> 00:28:06,995 Holy shit. 540 00:28:11,344 --> 00:28:12,794 The White Room. 541 00:28:16,177 --> 00:28:17,592 I can't believe this is happening. 542 00:28:17,730 --> 00:28:19,490 This is gonna be the best weekend ever. 543 00:28:19,628 --> 00:28:20,629 Nicholas, are you there? 544 00:28:20,768 --> 00:28:22,631 Look, there's been a mistake. 545 00:28:22,770 --> 00:28:24,564 You get those girls outta there right away. 546 00:28:24,703 --> 00:28:27,050 A last-minute VIP, like I'm sorry. 547 00:28:27,188 --> 00:28:29,224 You know how it goes. 548 00:28:29,362 --> 00:28:32,365 But here's access cards to all the amenities 549 00:28:32,503 --> 00:28:34,885 and 400 for alternative lodging. 550 00:28:35,023 --> 00:28:37,957 Can we get like a parking pass? 551 00:28:38,095 --> 00:28:39,579 Yeah, of course. 552 00:28:40,649 --> 00:28:42,651 This is honestly than being evicted. 553 00:28:42,790 --> 00:28:45,724 I say we go fuck up those Mindys. 554 00:28:47,173 --> 00:28:48,934 - There's a party. - Yeah. 555 00:28:49,072 --> 00:28:50,107 Is it cold in there? 556 00:28:56,424 --> 00:28:57,805 No flirting with the celebrities. 557 00:28:57,943 --> 00:28:59,220 We need to buckle down and win this thing. 558 00:28:59,358 --> 00:29:00,600 I literally get the tingles 559 00:29:00,739 --> 00:29:02,119 when you're all focused like this. 560 00:29:02,257 --> 00:29:03,258 Well, I'm serious. 561 00:29:03,396 --> 00:29:04,639 No drinking, no boys. 562 00:29:04,777 --> 00:29:07,884 Just 72 hours of movie-making magic. 563 00:29:08,022 --> 00:29:10,956 Um, yeah, that's not gonna work for me. 564 00:29:11,094 --> 00:29:13,648 Why? It's like two days. 565 00:29:13,786 --> 00:29:15,581 Of your entire lives. 566 00:29:16,893 --> 00:29:19,171 I didn't drink for 19 years before the Olympics 567 00:29:19,309 --> 00:29:20,828 and then I crashed. 568 00:29:20,966 --> 00:29:21,863 Exactly. You should have drank more. 569 00:29:22,001 --> 00:29:23,727 That's what I'm saying. 570 00:29:23,865 --> 00:29:25,177 That had nothing to do with alcohol consumption. 571 00:29:25,315 --> 00:29:26,868 So we can still drink? 572 00:29:27,006 --> 00:29:31,355 No, I just need to know I can count on you. 573 00:29:31,493 --> 00:29:33,806 I don't wanna be pulling like CIA operatives missions 574 00:29:33,944 --> 00:29:36,705 all over town extracting you from various locations. 575 00:29:36,844 --> 00:29:38,811 Okay, Cleo, we get it. 576 00:29:38,949 --> 00:29:42,539 No full-steam ragers until after we win. 577 00:29:42,677 --> 00:29:44,023 Thank you. 578 00:29:44,161 --> 00:29:45,714 Woo! 579 00:29:45,853 --> 00:29:47,475 Party at the Taphouse ladies! At the Taphouse! 580 00:29:47,613 --> 00:29:49,132 - In the van. - Hi. 581 00:29:50,754 --> 00:29:53,343 They're not available. 582 00:29:57,347 --> 00:29:58,382 Big dicks. 583 00:29:59,349 --> 00:30:00,350 Large dicks. 584 00:30:01,282 --> 00:30:03,318 Slightly curved dicks. 585 00:30:03,456 --> 00:30:04,423 Nice dicks. 586 00:30:05,493 --> 00:30:09,669 Okay. She's in her virtual reality goggles, let's roll. 587 00:30:09,808 --> 00:30:10,981 Grab the cash. 588 00:30:44,049 --> 00:30:46,085 What? I drank less. 589 00:30:46,223 --> 00:30:48,156 Only beers, no shots. 590 00:30:48,294 --> 00:30:49,813 Just like you said. 591 00:30:50,779 --> 00:30:53,196 Yo, check out this bad boy. 592 00:30:54,335 --> 00:30:55,301 Where did you get that? 593 00:30:55,439 --> 00:30:56,924 That's like a $20,000 camera. 594 00:30:57,062 --> 00:30:58,926 The guys at Warren Miller had an extra one. 595 00:30:59,064 --> 00:31:01,480 Everyone's so nice here. 596 00:31:01,618 --> 00:31:03,689 What's it like being hot? 597 00:31:03,827 --> 00:31:06,381 People just give you stuff? 598 00:31:06,519 --> 00:31:08,073 Do you wanna use it or not? 599 00:31:08,211 --> 00:31:09,039 Yes. 600 00:31:11,421 --> 00:31:12,594 You're welcome. 601 00:31:12,732 --> 00:31:14,251 Morning. 602 00:31:14,389 --> 00:31:16,564 - Are they in this? - Time's have changed bro. 603 00:31:16,702 --> 00:31:18,600 Diversity before talent. 604 00:31:20,775 --> 00:31:22,777 It's okay. I don't need a pep talk on having thick skin. 605 00:31:22,915 --> 00:31:23,778 I'm good. 606 00:31:26,470 --> 00:31:29,577 I was just gonna tell you to quit. 607 00:31:29,715 --> 00:31:30,923 This whole thing is just a bunch of assholes 608 00:31:31,061 --> 00:31:32,476 and overpriced gear. 609 00:31:32,614 --> 00:31:34,720 Save yourself the misery. 610 00:31:44,799 --> 00:31:46,974 Vidiots girl. Rooting for you. 611 00:31:47,112 --> 00:31:48,354 Thanks, Sheila. 612 00:31:48,492 --> 00:31:50,322 Up against a pretty heavy hitter. 613 00:31:50,460 --> 00:31:52,393 Make us proud! 614 00:31:52,531 --> 00:31:55,327 ♪ And I've been thinking that it's just about time ♪ 615 00:31:55,465 --> 00:31:59,020 ♪ So come on ♪ 616 00:31:59,158 --> 00:32:04,163 ♪ Come on ♪ 617 00:32:06,027 --> 00:32:08,443 ♪ So come on ♪ 618 00:32:20,628 --> 00:32:23,803 ♪ You've been, you've been running ♪ 619 00:32:23,942 --> 00:32:27,359 ♪ You've been, you've been running ♪ 620 00:32:27,497 --> 00:32:30,776 ♪ You, you, you, you, you ♪ 621 00:32:37,748 --> 00:32:40,510 ♪ Come on ♪ 622 00:32:40,648 --> 00:32:42,477 - Woo! - That was sick! 623 00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:47,034 Whiskey break? 624 00:32:47,172 --> 00:32:49,519 Do you maybe have like a small drinking problem 625 00:32:49,657 --> 00:32:51,970 or are you just in your 20s? 626 00:32:56,422 --> 00:32:57,251 Woo. 627 00:32:59,391 --> 00:33:02,049 I never thought I'd say this but I kind of miss racing. 628 00:33:02,187 --> 00:33:04,844 Filming's too much standing and not enough skiing. 629 00:33:04,983 --> 00:33:08,607 If this just being a pro, no thanks. 630 00:33:08,745 --> 00:33:10,160 Jimmy Chin nearly died 631 00:33:10,298 --> 00:33:11,713 making every single one of his movies, so. 632 00:33:11,851 --> 00:33:14,164 Buck up girls. We're just getting started. 633 00:33:14,302 --> 00:33:16,235 Don't look at me like that. Here she goes. 634 00:33:20,032 --> 00:33:22,069 I want you to ski this one from here. 635 00:33:22,207 --> 00:33:24,036 You know what I'm saying? 636 00:33:24,174 --> 00:33:26,521 Drop into that emotional truth. 637 00:33:26,659 --> 00:33:28,040 Be the healing. 638 00:33:28,178 --> 00:33:29,352 Turn, release. 639 00:33:32,182 --> 00:33:33,080 Okay buddy? 640 00:33:35,358 --> 00:33:36,186 Hey? 641 00:33:37,187 --> 00:33:38,637 Yeah, I got it. 642 00:33:38,775 --> 00:33:39,638 Okay. 643 00:33:40,777 --> 00:33:42,192 I'll radio up. 644 00:33:42,330 --> 00:33:43,469 Shred it. Woo! 645 00:34:11,911 --> 00:34:14,569 Yo, I'm not even set up. 646 00:34:14,707 --> 00:34:16,778 I told you I needed five. 647 00:34:19,609 --> 00:34:22,715 Well, I guess you're gonna be hiking. 648 00:34:23,716 --> 00:34:25,580 Oh I didn't get nearly enough footage today, 649 00:34:25,718 --> 00:34:28,721 what we did get looks really good. 650 00:34:28,859 --> 00:34:31,103 This camera is so sick. 651 00:34:31,241 --> 00:34:32,622 We're so sick. 652 00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:33,968 Yes you are. 653 00:34:35,003 --> 00:34:37,765 So I'm thinking tomorrow we just 654 00:34:37,903 --> 00:34:39,422 tour off the summit in the morning 655 00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:41,044 and then go session Granite Chief all afternoon. 656 00:34:41,182 --> 00:34:42,735 I'm out for the morning sesh. 657 00:34:42,873 --> 00:34:45,773 Well it's not optional, Lucy, sorry. 658 00:34:45,911 --> 00:34:48,293 They have my money already. 659 00:34:49,432 --> 00:34:50,329 Who does? 660 00:34:51,261 --> 00:34:53,988 You signed up for the free ride competition tomorrow? 661 00:34:54,126 --> 00:34:55,645 Accidentally. 662 00:34:55,783 --> 00:34:56,991 That's physically impossible. 663 00:34:57,129 --> 00:34:58,613 Okay. True. 664 00:34:58,751 --> 00:34:59,994 I accidentally told Pirates of the Baberian 665 00:35:00,132 --> 00:35:01,823 I was competing. 666 00:35:01,961 --> 00:35:03,515 He's gonna be there. So then I had to actively sign up. 667 00:35:03,653 --> 00:35:06,483 - Yeah, girl! - No, not, "Yeah girl." 668 00:35:06,621 --> 00:35:08,313 Since when do you even believe in competition? 669 00:35:08,451 --> 00:35:10,211 That's just something I say to take the pressure off. 670 00:35:10,349 --> 00:35:11,799 I thought that's what the drinking was for. 671 00:35:11,937 --> 00:35:13,249 That's for hooking up with dudes. 672 00:35:13,387 --> 00:35:15,320 Okay. This is so chaotic. 673 00:35:15,458 --> 00:35:18,254 Have you even ever competed before? 674 00:35:18,392 --> 00:35:19,462 Tina? Help? 675 00:35:20,497 --> 00:35:21,981 It's easy. 676 00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:23,500 You just dedicate your entire childhood to it 677 00:35:23,638 --> 00:35:24,984 and then your parents get a divorce 678 00:35:25,123 --> 00:35:26,538 because they don't agree on coaching styles 679 00:35:26,676 --> 00:35:28,126 and then you lose and you let your whole family 680 00:35:28,264 --> 00:35:29,541 and your entire country down. 681 00:35:29,679 --> 00:35:32,337 Okay Tina, just do your breathing. 682 00:35:33,165 --> 00:35:35,133 I thought you wanted me to do this. 683 00:35:35,271 --> 00:35:36,479 Yeah. Before. 684 00:35:40,345 --> 00:35:42,657 So I'm losing my best skier to chasing a guy. 685 00:35:42,795 --> 00:35:44,176 Best skier? Jesus. 686 00:35:44,314 --> 00:35:45,833 Hey, hey, hey. 687 00:35:45,971 --> 00:35:48,456 Winner takes $2,500. This is a business decision. 688 00:35:48,594 --> 00:35:51,149 Whoa. You could be onto something. 689 00:35:51,287 --> 00:35:52,702 Lucy could win tomorrow 690 00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:55,222 and we could go touring Sunday morning. 691 00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:56,326 No big deal. 692 00:35:57,879 --> 00:35:59,985 So we're still going to Granite Chief tomorrow afternoon? 693 00:36:00,123 --> 00:36:02,919 I will be there. I promise. 694 00:36:03,057 --> 00:36:04,058 Where are you going? 695 00:36:04,196 --> 00:36:04,886 Nerves. 696 00:36:05,024 --> 00:36:06,716 I need drink. 697 00:36:06,854 --> 00:36:08,373 I'm chaperoning. 698 00:36:09,477 --> 00:36:12,239 Take it easy tonight you guys, please. 699 00:36:12,377 --> 00:36:15,483 I need you both for another two days. 700 00:36:17,278 --> 00:36:18,141 Ah. 701 00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:21,317 Chaperoning my fucking ass. 702 00:36:53,556 --> 00:36:57,145 Okay. Okay. 703 00:36:57,284 --> 00:36:58,388 How about this? 704 00:36:58,526 --> 00:37:00,839 We open on a white stallion 705 00:37:00,977 --> 00:37:03,876 and it's galloping across the snow-covered glen. 706 00:37:04,014 --> 00:37:05,499 This is Sadie personified. 707 00:37:05,637 --> 00:37:06,741 - No. - Yes. 708 00:37:06,879 --> 00:37:08,640 Hear me out, okay? 709 00:37:08,778 --> 00:37:13,783 Then it's a night shoot but you are all lit up, LED suit. 710 00:37:14,197 --> 00:37:14,887 - Oh, my God. - Greens and purples 711 00:37:15,025 --> 00:37:16,441 through the snow. 712 00:37:17,925 --> 00:37:19,306 You're skiing through your memories. 713 00:37:19,444 --> 00:37:20,824 Whoosh, whoosh. 714 00:37:20,962 --> 00:37:24,242 You're chasing the unattainable, then bam! 715 00:37:24,380 --> 00:37:26,105 It's fucking daylight. 716 00:37:26,244 --> 00:37:28,901 And it's a metaphor for you waking up out of your grief. 717 00:37:29,039 --> 00:37:30,662 Absolutely not. 718 00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:33,181 Dude come on. This is what everybody wants. 719 00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:35,253 The sponsors, the fans. Oh fuck them. 720 00:37:35,391 --> 00:37:37,013 - Fuck them? - Yeah, fuck them. 721 00:37:37,151 --> 00:37:39,912 We're not shooting a fucking pity party for my grief 722 00:37:40,050 --> 00:37:41,500 to sell fucking jackets. 723 00:37:41,638 --> 00:37:43,399 Gabe, what is your idea? 724 00:37:43,537 --> 00:37:45,953 Do you realize how outta the game you've been? 725 00:37:46,091 --> 00:37:47,472 You, you want to just go out there and compete 726 00:37:47,610 --> 00:37:48,645 with the 20 year olds? I don't fucking... 727 00:37:48,783 --> 00:37:50,095 I mean, you need an offering. 728 00:37:50,233 --> 00:37:51,683 You need a story. Well then tell one. 729 00:37:51,821 --> 00:37:53,305 Just leave Sadie out of it. 730 00:37:53,443 --> 00:37:54,444 Please tell me your kitchen is still open. 731 00:37:54,582 --> 00:37:55,825 Sorry, the kitchen is closed. 732 00:37:55,963 --> 00:37:57,136 - No. - This is a sick idea, Gabe. 733 00:37:57,275 --> 00:37:58,862 No. 734 00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:01,520 I promise you it's not. And I'm not fucking doing it. 735 00:38:01,658 --> 00:38:02,694 - This is the best idea - Any fried pickle? 736 00:38:02,832 --> 00:38:03,798 - I have. - Like do you have 737 00:38:03,936 --> 00:38:05,075 a pickled green bean, maybe? 738 00:38:05,213 --> 00:38:05,973 I'm sorry. That's really sad. 739 00:38:06,111 --> 00:38:06,974 Okay. 740 00:38:09,010 --> 00:38:11,012 Three years off and you really haven't gotten 741 00:38:11,150 --> 00:38:13,152 any easier to deal with, you know that? 742 00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:15,500 And you get more brilliant every fucking year, man. 743 00:38:15,638 --> 00:38:18,813 I'm gonna be in my room and if you can think of an idea, 744 00:38:18,951 --> 00:38:20,712 you let me know, baby. 745 00:38:20,850 --> 00:38:22,230 I wonder what Mossup's doing. 746 00:38:22,369 --> 00:38:23,335 I wonder what Crossland's doing. 747 00:38:23,473 --> 00:38:24,371 Sorry about that. 748 00:38:24,509 --> 00:38:25,855 Sorry, sorry. 749 00:38:25,993 --> 00:38:28,789 I'm really sorry about that, everybody. 750 00:38:33,276 --> 00:38:34,139 Great. 751 00:38:35,002 --> 00:38:35,865 Perfect. 752 00:38:38,074 --> 00:38:40,179 Are you gonna eat those? 753 00:38:43,804 --> 00:38:45,357 Thank you. Okay. 754 00:38:45,495 --> 00:38:48,740 Kitchen is closed and I am starving. 755 00:38:48,878 --> 00:38:52,468 Not in like a model way, in like a poor person way. 756 00:38:52,606 --> 00:38:54,159 Oh my gosh. 757 00:38:54,297 --> 00:38:55,609 Lover's quarrel? 758 00:38:56,955 --> 00:38:59,095 The entire bar did hear that, right? 759 00:38:59,233 --> 00:39:00,268 No, no. 760 00:39:00,407 --> 00:39:02,857 Super low key. No, you're good. 761 00:39:02,995 --> 00:39:04,963 Oh God, that guy. 762 00:39:05,101 --> 00:39:08,415 He's got very big plans for my comeback. 763 00:39:08,553 --> 00:39:09,726 He's like a big plans guy, hey. 764 00:39:09,864 --> 00:39:11,003 Oh yeah. 765 00:39:11,141 --> 00:39:12,557 Yeah. Big plans guy. 766 00:39:12,695 --> 00:39:14,904 Except for how to stay relevant apparently. 767 00:39:15,042 --> 00:39:17,424 You want me to tell him or are you going to? 768 00:39:17,562 --> 00:39:19,184 - If you wouldn't mind. - I would love to. 769 00:39:19,322 --> 00:39:20,737 He won't hear it from me. 770 00:39:20,875 --> 00:39:23,050 No, I would happily do that job for you. 771 00:39:23,188 --> 00:39:25,846 God, I don't even know why he, 772 00:39:27,986 --> 00:39:30,057 or I guess we, I guess, 773 00:39:30,195 --> 00:39:31,921 I don't know why we are even trying. 774 00:39:32,059 --> 00:39:32,922 It's so... 775 00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:36,684 You looked like you were having fun out there today. 776 00:39:36,822 --> 00:39:38,445 Hmm. 777 00:39:38,583 --> 00:39:40,205 Well we can't all be salty veterans like yourself. 778 00:39:40,343 --> 00:39:42,276 What? How am I salty? 779 00:39:42,414 --> 00:39:44,209 Ask the guy that told me to quit this morning. 780 00:39:44,347 --> 00:39:46,280 Ugh. That's... 781 00:39:46,418 --> 00:39:48,420 I just think quitting is a winning attitude. 782 00:39:48,558 --> 00:39:51,389 That seems to be working for you. 783 00:39:51,527 --> 00:39:54,288 So you don't wanna compete, 784 00:39:54,426 --> 00:39:56,808 you don't wanna sell jackets, I heard that. 785 00:39:56,946 --> 00:39:59,293 Like, what are you doing here? 786 00:39:59,431 --> 00:40:01,985 That's a very good question, Cleo Brown. 787 00:40:02,123 --> 00:40:03,608 Thank you. 788 00:40:03,746 --> 00:40:05,161 I think my therapist would probably call it 789 00:40:05,299 --> 00:40:08,267 an identity death or something. 790 00:40:08,406 --> 00:40:09,268 Whoa. 791 00:40:10,131 --> 00:40:11,236 What? 792 00:40:11,374 --> 00:40:12,651 What? Was that too much? 793 00:40:12,789 --> 00:40:14,135 You go to therapy? 794 00:40:14,273 --> 00:40:16,068 Yeah. 795 00:40:16,206 --> 00:40:20,487 Yeah, like I very much go to therapy, like often. 796 00:40:20,625 --> 00:40:22,454 That's so hot. 797 00:40:22,592 --> 00:40:24,145 That's so hot? 798 00:40:24,283 --> 00:40:25,457 - Yeah. - Well, 799 00:40:26,941 --> 00:40:30,151 you know, when you watch an avalanche 800 00:40:30,289 --> 00:40:32,637 take somebody that you love, 801 00:40:33,741 --> 00:40:35,640 therapy becomes like a, 802 00:40:37,262 --> 00:40:40,334 like a sexy little necessity, you know? 803 00:40:40,472 --> 00:40:45,028 If you want to not put like a sexy bullet in your head. 804 00:40:47,099 --> 00:40:49,654 That was too far. Sorry about that. 805 00:40:49,792 --> 00:40:51,138 Yeah, that was way too far. 806 00:40:51,276 --> 00:40:53,312 Yeah, I was just kidding. 807 00:40:53,451 --> 00:40:54,693 - I just wasn't- - Not about the therapy, but. 808 00:40:54,831 --> 00:40:56,281 - I wasn't expecting- - Honesty? 809 00:40:56,419 --> 00:40:58,835 Which is a yuck. 810 00:40:58,973 --> 00:40:59,836 Gross. 811 00:41:00,837 --> 00:41:02,667 Wow. I'm having a day. 812 00:41:03,564 --> 00:41:05,152 I'm gonna get another drink. You want one? 813 00:41:05,290 --> 00:41:06,291 Only if you're gonna tell me 814 00:41:06,429 --> 00:41:07,395 more of your fucked up secrets. 815 00:41:07,534 --> 00:41:08,362 Sure, why not? 816 00:41:08,500 --> 00:41:10,260 Okay, but only one 817 00:41:10,398 --> 00:41:14,472 'cause I am, I'm editing and I am, I have to stay focused. 818 00:41:14,610 --> 00:41:15,403 Yeah. 819 00:41:16,612 --> 00:41:18,130 Two Long Island iced teas please. 820 00:41:18,268 --> 00:41:20,512 Yeah, right. 821 00:41:20,650 --> 00:41:24,585 - Oof. A year and a half. - Ah, it's so embarrassing. 822 00:41:24,723 --> 00:41:26,691 Oh, it's nothing to be embarrassed about. 823 00:41:26,829 --> 00:41:29,210 It's just like you're like a hopeless like romantic. 824 00:41:29,348 --> 00:41:30,729 You know? It's like very like, 825 00:41:30,867 --> 00:41:32,697 like Patti Smith, like Robert Mapplethorpe. 826 00:41:32,835 --> 00:41:35,078 It's like cool and chic and like you're like an artist. 827 00:41:35,216 --> 00:41:37,046 - You think? - You got a blind spot. 828 00:41:37,184 --> 00:41:38,185 Don't you beat yourself up over it. 829 00:41:38,323 --> 00:41:39,842 Huge blind spot. 830 00:41:39,980 --> 00:41:41,326 I was like, maybe I'm not that a good in bed. 831 00:41:41,464 --> 00:41:43,673 Maybe I'm like not that- 832 00:41:43,811 --> 00:41:45,192 - No. Come on. - sexy. 833 00:41:45,330 --> 00:41:46,504 It couldn't have been easy 834 00:41:46,642 --> 00:41:49,230 for your ex though either, right? 835 00:41:51,543 --> 00:41:52,924 What? 836 00:41:53,062 --> 00:41:55,720 Yeah, I prob-- probably wasn't. 837 00:41:56,962 --> 00:41:59,033 It sucks for everybody. 838 00:42:01,242 --> 00:42:03,106 - Fuck him though. - Yeah. Fuck that guy. 839 00:42:03,244 --> 00:42:05,074 I mean totally fuck that guy. 840 00:42:05,212 --> 00:42:07,110 What's your film about? 841 00:42:08,042 --> 00:42:09,388 Shredding and having a good time. 842 00:42:09,527 --> 00:42:11,287 Right? Yeah. 843 00:42:11,425 --> 00:42:14,255 But like what's it about? 844 00:42:14,393 --> 00:42:17,293 Shredding and having a good time. 845 00:42:18,777 --> 00:42:21,504 And the spirit of the mountains. 846 00:42:24,921 --> 00:42:26,958 That sounds like that could be pretty cool. 847 00:42:27,096 --> 00:42:28,615 That could be great. 848 00:42:28,753 --> 00:42:29,961 So that's how you placate someone 849 00:42:30,099 --> 00:42:31,583 when you think their idea's terrible. 850 00:42:31,721 --> 00:42:32,550 What? 851 00:42:33,654 --> 00:42:34,897 No, I don't do that. 852 00:42:35,035 --> 00:42:36,795 I wouldn't do that. That's not me. 853 00:42:36,933 --> 00:42:39,453 Well what's your film about? 854 00:42:44,803 --> 00:42:47,772 Dane tells me it's about a phoenix 855 00:42:49,912 --> 00:42:53,225 rising from the ashes of his grief. 856 00:42:53,363 --> 00:42:55,538 I'm sure it'll be great. 857 00:42:55,676 --> 00:42:57,402 Hey, can we get one more? 858 00:42:57,540 --> 00:42:58,990 - You can't yell. - Why? 859 00:42:59,128 --> 00:43:00,750 You're too famous to yell. 860 00:43:00,888 --> 00:43:02,959 It's rude. Okay, I'm sorry. 861 00:43:03,097 --> 00:43:04,409 He broke up with us. 862 00:43:04,547 --> 00:43:06,066 We don't need that guy. You know why? 863 00:43:06,204 --> 00:43:07,826 'Cause when you are famous, when you're famous, 864 00:43:07,964 --> 00:43:09,690 they put like a little gift basket when you show up 865 00:43:09,828 --> 00:43:11,761 and there was a bottle of whiskey in mine 866 00:43:11,899 --> 00:43:14,350 and I'm also like super hot, well adjusted. 867 00:43:14,488 --> 00:43:17,008 So I go to therapy. So let's go. 868 00:43:17,146 --> 00:43:18,250 Okay. Okay. 869 00:43:19,286 --> 00:43:20,287 I had a jacket. 870 00:43:20,425 --> 00:43:21,978 Where is my? Yeah. 871 00:44:02,363 --> 00:44:04,193 Up and at 'em. Registration's in 45 minutes. 872 00:44:04,331 --> 00:44:05,470 Where's Lucy? 873 00:44:06,574 --> 00:44:08,128 Seriously, where's Lucy? 874 00:44:08,266 --> 00:44:10,889 She was at the MSP party. 875 00:44:11,027 --> 00:44:16,032 I thought you were chaperoning. 876 00:44:17,724 --> 00:44:19,208 - Hello? - Lucy. Hi. 877 00:44:19,346 --> 00:44:20,588 Where are you? Just kidding. 878 00:44:20,727 --> 00:44:21,935 This is Lucy's voicemail. 879 00:44:22,073 --> 00:44:22,936 Leave a message- Why are you 880 00:44:23,074 --> 00:44:24,662 so fucking useless? 881 00:44:34,706 --> 00:44:35,776 - Lucy? - Hey. 882 00:44:37,398 --> 00:44:39,711 Yeah, fuck, where are you? 883 00:44:39,849 --> 00:44:42,231 The garden of Eden. I believe. 884 00:44:42,369 --> 00:44:43,646 It's so be beautiful 885 00:44:43,784 --> 00:44:44,958 here, Cleo. So we need to get you 886 00:44:45,096 --> 00:44:46,511 to the top of the face in 30 minutes 887 00:44:46,649 --> 00:44:47,581 so that you can compete. 888 00:44:47,719 --> 00:44:49,583 So can you tell me where you are 889 00:44:49,721 --> 00:44:51,067 so that I can come get you please. 890 00:44:51,205 --> 00:44:53,518 Bliss. I'm in Bliss! 891 00:44:54,450 --> 00:44:57,177 Can you tell me where Bliss is? 892 00:45:07,463 --> 00:45:08,326 Get in! 893 00:45:09,879 --> 00:45:11,156 You found me! 894 00:45:12,019 --> 00:45:13,089 This is Nick. 895 00:45:14,056 --> 00:45:15,643 Short for Nicholas. 896 00:45:15,782 --> 00:45:18,163 - Hi, Nicholas! - Bye, Nicholas. 897 00:45:18,301 --> 00:45:19,958 Lucy, get in the van. 898 00:45:21,442 --> 00:45:23,582 You're going in. 899 00:45:24,791 --> 00:45:26,585 Can we put some music on? 900 00:45:26,724 --> 00:45:28,104 - No, no, no, no. - How high are you right now? 901 00:45:28,242 --> 00:45:30,003 Yes! 902 00:45:30,141 --> 00:45:31,452 You know you have to compete in like 15 minutes, right? 903 00:45:31,590 --> 00:45:32,868 I cannot wait. 904 00:45:33,006 --> 00:45:34,973 You're gonna crush it, babe. 905 00:45:35,111 --> 00:45:36,457 Thank you. Aw. 906 00:45:37,700 --> 00:45:40,220 Fuck. Ross is gonna kill me. 907 00:45:42,532 --> 00:45:45,121 You smell like a lot of things. 908 00:45:45,259 --> 00:45:47,537 Only because I drank 78 drinks last night 909 00:45:47,675 --> 00:45:50,333 and woke up in Gabe Paul's hotel room. 910 00:45:50,471 --> 00:45:51,334 Shut up! 911 00:45:52,439 --> 00:45:54,027 What? 912 00:45:54,165 --> 00:45:56,305 I also woke up fully clothed on top of the covers 913 00:45:56,443 --> 00:45:58,652 because we're just friends. 914 00:45:59,964 --> 00:46:02,829 Maybe he was being chivalrous. 915 00:46:02,967 --> 00:46:04,140 He was being 916 00:46:09,042 --> 00:46:10,077 whatever. 917 00:46:10,215 --> 00:46:10,906 Lucy. 918 00:46:12,148 --> 00:46:14,461 Watch, watch, watch. 919 00:46:18,430 --> 00:46:20,156 Hey, question. 920 00:46:20,294 --> 00:46:22,434 How much purpose do you think ski movies we should have? 921 00:46:22,572 --> 00:46:23,815 Really? 922 00:46:23,953 --> 00:46:25,679 No, I'm just talking range wise. 923 00:46:25,817 --> 00:46:27,715 Like are we, are we talking bifurcation of consciousness 924 00:46:27,854 --> 00:46:29,165 or like subverting the male gaze 925 00:46:29,303 --> 00:46:31,029 or is it just like women can wear pink 926 00:46:31,167 --> 00:46:32,962 and go skiing and have fun and that's- 927 00:46:33,100 --> 00:46:36,517 Cleo! Just go with your gut. 928 00:46:36,655 --> 00:46:39,141 You make that sound so simple. 929 00:46:39,279 --> 00:46:40,107 Where are your skins? 930 00:46:40,245 --> 00:46:41,522 I don't need skins. 931 00:46:41,660 --> 00:46:44,284 You definitely need skins. 932 00:46:44,422 --> 00:46:46,320 I'm a snow leopard. 933 00:46:46,458 --> 00:46:47,805 No fucking up. 934 00:46:48,667 --> 00:46:50,497 She's helping you. 935 00:46:50,635 --> 00:46:52,050 I don't have time for this. 936 00:46:52,188 --> 00:46:54,225 Oh, you don't have time for this, but we all do? 937 00:46:54,363 --> 00:46:55,364 Well, considering the movie was supposed 938 00:46:55,502 --> 00:46:56,986 to solve all of our problems. 939 00:46:57,124 --> 00:47:00,403 Yeah, I'd say it's pretty high priority. 940 00:47:02,129 --> 00:47:04,960 Shit. 941 00:47:08,377 --> 00:47:09,861 I love your braid. 942 00:47:16,903 --> 00:47:18,421 I always thought it was so unoriginal 943 00:47:18,559 --> 00:47:21,493 for skier girls to have braids. 944 00:47:21,631 --> 00:47:24,427 Yours is fucking stunning. 945 00:47:24,565 --> 00:47:25,428 Show pony. 946 00:47:27,983 --> 00:47:31,089 Can you not? And maybe gimme some space. 947 00:47:31,227 --> 00:47:35,335 I can respect that boundary that you're setting. 948 00:47:46,691 --> 00:47:48,279 Where's the ground? 949 00:47:50,177 --> 00:47:51,765 Where's the ground? 950 00:47:53,284 --> 00:47:55,700 Seriously, kind of freaking out. Where is it? 951 00:47:55,838 --> 00:47:58,461 Is this going faster than usual? 952 00:47:59,738 --> 00:48:02,189 I need to get off this thing. 953 00:48:03,811 --> 00:48:04,743 Oh, my arm. 954 00:48:04,882 --> 00:48:06,504 Oh, wow. My tongue. 955 00:48:07,850 --> 00:48:09,438 I'm cotton mouthing. 956 00:48:09,576 --> 00:48:11,129 Are you gonna be okay? 957 00:48:11,267 --> 00:48:15,237 Like spiritually, physically, emotionally? 958 00:48:15,375 --> 00:48:17,411 It's all connected to my dad. 959 00:48:20,104 --> 00:48:20,932 Oh. 960 00:48:22,278 --> 00:48:24,073 Oh, fuck. Good lord. 961 00:48:25,626 --> 00:48:26,904 No, no, no, no. 962 00:48:28,043 --> 00:48:30,148 No, no. No, no, no. 963 00:48:30,286 --> 00:48:31,115 Oh. 964 00:48:34,325 --> 00:48:35,188 Ah! 965 00:48:42,126 --> 00:48:43,886 You guys are welcome to come in. 966 00:48:44,024 --> 00:48:45,267 Is she okay? 967 00:48:45,405 --> 00:48:47,234 She'll be fine. 968 00:48:47,372 --> 00:48:48,442 She's severely dehydrated 969 00:48:48,580 --> 00:48:49,823 so we have her on an IV drip 970 00:48:49,961 --> 00:48:52,343 while the drugs leave her system. 971 00:48:52,481 --> 00:48:54,862 She had a panic attack. It happens. 972 00:48:55,001 --> 00:48:57,382 Thank you for fixing her up. 973 00:48:57,520 --> 00:48:59,143 Is this a regular occurrence for her? 974 00:48:59,281 --> 00:49:00,006 - No. - Oh yeah. 975 00:49:00,144 --> 00:49:01,766 Definitely not. 976 00:49:01,904 --> 00:49:04,182 Dude, I'm so embarrassed. 977 00:49:05,494 --> 00:49:08,152 This is like the least embarrassing thing. 978 00:49:08,290 --> 00:49:09,360 Oh, it is. 979 00:49:09,498 --> 00:49:12,087 My liver's fucked, apparently. 980 00:49:12,225 --> 00:49:14,986 Well, pretty sure they're replaceable. 981 00:49:15,124 --> 00:49:17,092 You're human, sweetie. 982 00:49:17,230 --> 00:49:18,783 Yeah, totally. 983 00:49:18,921 --> 00:49:20,095 No one caress that you basically fucked up 984 00:49:20,233 --> 00:49:22,373 the entire shoot today. 985 00:49:22,511 --> 00:49:24,030 What? 986 00:49:24,168 --> 00:49:25,686 You've been freaking out about it all day. 987 00:49:25,824 --> 00:49:27,067 - Freaking out? - Yes. 988 00:49:27,205 --> 00:49:28,862 More like, have I been demonstrating 989 00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:31,175 a super-human level of responsibility for all of us? 990 00:49:31,313 --> 00:49:32,383 Sure, I'll take that on. 991 00:49:32,521 --> 00:49:33,487 I'll own that. 992 00:49:33,625 --> 00:49:35,144 - Responsibility? - Yes. 993 00:49:35,282 --> 00:49:37,353 Your version of responsibility looks a lot like selfish 994 00:49:37,491 --> 00:49:38,458 to me. Selfish? 995 00:49:38,596 --> 00:49:39,838 - Yes. - Me? I? 996 00:49:39,977 --> 00:49:41,495 - Okay guys, chill. - You. 997 00:49:41,633 --> 00:49:42,634 I've been working my off while you two run around 998 00:49:42,772 --> 00:49:43,946 like a couple of juiced-up 999 00:49:44,084 --> 00:49:45,327 frat boys. Working your a... 1000 00:49:45,465 --> 00:49:46,293 Are you...? 1001 00:49:46,431 --> 00:49:48,330 Get over yourself, Cleo. 1002 00:49:48,468 --> 00:49:49,814 Can we get outta here? 1003 00:49:49,952 --> 00:49:51,298 Is she insane? 1004 00:50:03,724 --> 00:50:08,143 So, turns out Pirates of the Baberian isn't a pirate. 1005 00:50:08,281 --> 00:50:10,145 He was that doctor. 1006 00:50:10,283 --> 00:50:13,700 Wait, that was Pirates of the Baberian? 1007 00:50:15,633 --> 00:50:16,875 Hey, Lucy. 1008 00:50:17,014 --> 00:50:18,705 He doesn't look a pirate at all. 1009 00:50:18,843 --> 00:50:20,500 I think you owe the pirate community an apology. 1010 00:50:20,638 --> 00:50:23,537 Oh, I owe a lot of people an apology. 1011 00:50:23,675 --> 00:50:25,781 I shit myself in the tram. 1012 00:50:28,508 --> 00:50:31,925 Wait, like actually shit yourself? 1013 00:50:32,063 --> 00:50:32,926 Yeah. 1014 00:50:33,064 --> 00:50:34,893 So that was chill. 1015 00:50:35,032 --> 00:50:37,965 Then I barfed and then I barfed again on hot pirate-doctor. 1016 00:50:41,969 --> 00:50:43,454 Maybe he didn't notice. 1017 00:50:43,592 --> 00:50:45,697 He brought me a fresh pair of pants. 1018 00:50:45,835 --> 00:50:47,458 I think I got his attention. 1019 00:50:47,596 --> 00:50:51,910 Are you serious? 1020 00:51:02,714 --> 00:51:04,751 Hey, I don't know if I can take 1021 00:51:04,889 --> 00:51:06,649 one of these parties sober. 1022 00:51:06,787 --> 00:51:08,065 Well, I mean, 1023 00:51:10,964 --> 00:51:12,276 we're just going for the free food. 1024 00:51:12,414 --> 00:51:13,967 Tomorrow night's the big night 1025 00:51:14,105 --> 00:51:17,833 with the awards screening gala thing or whatever. 1026 00:51:17,971 --> 00:51:19,317 I think tonight should be mellow. 1027 00:51:19,455 --> 00:51:20,422 Shh. Don't say that. 1028 00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:21,250 You'll jinx It. 1029 00:51:21,388 --> 00:51:22,941 True, actually. 1030 00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:26,635 Smash cut to you doing body shots off pro skiers? 1031 00:51:26,773 --> 00:51:27,670 - Yes. - No. 1032 00:51:31,502 --> 00:51:32,951 What's up Cleo? 1033 00:51:33,090 --> 00:51:36,541 Pete, you are actually just the guy I wanna see. 1034 00:51:36,679 --> 00:51:40,027 How much purpose do you think ski movies should have? 1035 00:51:40,166 --> 00:51:41,581 Be- because they can't be pointless, 1036 00:51:41,719 --> 00:51:43,169 but they also can't be contrived. 1037 00:51:43,307 --> 00:51:45,585 'Cause it's like, you know, these metaphors, 1038 00:51:45,723 --> 00:51:48,484 like this lifecycle of water and then shots of skiing. 1039 00:51:48,622 --> 00:51:51,108 Like I just, the connection feels so over the top. 1040 00:51:51,246 --> 00:51:53,179 But then shredding and having a good time's not enough. 1041 00:51:53,317 --> 00:51:57,183 So I don't know. 1042 00:51:58,494 --> 00:51:59,599 Oh, hey guys. 1043 00:52:01,359 --> 00:52:02,188 No? Okay. 1044 00:52:14,165 --> 00:52:15,132 Club soda! 1045 00:52:16,719 --> 00:52:17,582 Fuck. 1046 00:52:26,143 --> 00:52:31,078 It's not like 0011 but it's 1100. 1047 00:52:32,873 --> 00:52:33,702 Hey. 1048 00:52:34,841 --> 00:52:37,050 You guys aren't professional athletes, are you? 1049 00:52:41,054 --> 00:52:43,056 Well, thank God. 1050 00:52:43,194 --> 00:52:44,402 What do you guys do? 1051 00:52:44,540 --> 00:52:46,301 Oh, we have a, a startup. 1052 00:52:46,439 --> 00:52:49,131 We're up here for the weekend from the Valley. 1053 00:52:49,269 --> 00:52:52,134 Just the boys, shredding the gnar. 1054 00:52:53,342 --> 00:52:54,688 - Hi. - Hi. 1055 00:52:54,826 --> 00:52:56,483 Can we buy you a beverage of your choice? 1056 00:52:56,621 --> 00:52:58,209 Uh, not tonight, boys. 1057 00:52:58,347 --> 00:53:01,108 Striking out. 1058 00:53:01,247 --> 00:53:03,387 Let's go back to the chalet. 1059 00:53:03,525 --> 00:53:04,353 Chalet. 1060 00:53:10,083 --> 00:53:11,567 Do what you gotta do. 1061 00:53:11,705 --> 00:53:12,810 I'm gonna be a while. 1062 00:53:12,948 --> 00:53:15,088 Decisions are hard for me. 1063 00:53:16,400 --> 00:53:19,334 Somehow convince the fucking park service 1064 00:53:19,472 --> 00:53:21,543 to let me go on the top of Mount Rainier. 1065 00:53:21,681 --> 00:53:24,649 And I had this idea that I was going 1066 00:53:26,168 --> 00:53:29,896 to paraglide down one of the glaciers, but... 1067 00:53:32,692 --> 00:53:35,142 Hey are, are you Chloe Brown? 1068 00:53:37,386 --> 00:53:39,561 Scott Gaffney. I'm the guest judge this year. 1069 00:53:39,699 --> 00:53:41,770 Just wanted to introduce myself to all the filmmakers. 1070 00:53:41,908 --> 00:53:43,323 Oh, fuck. You're the guest judge? 1071 00:53:43,461 --> 00:53:45,049 Yes, I, I am. 1072 00:53:45,187 --> 00:53:46,706 So what's your film about? 1073 00:53:46,844 --> 00:53:49,709 I've heard a lot of really cool concepts this year. 1074 00:53:49,847 --> 00:53:50,710 Um. 1075 00:53:55,887 --> 00:53:57,234 Uh, women. Um... 1076 00:54:00,340 --> 00:54:01,099 I'm sure it'll be great. 1077 00:54:01,238 --> 00:54:02,584 Good to meet you. 1078 00:54:02,722 --> 00:54:03,481 - Scotty, motherfucker. - Hey, buddy. 1079 00:54:03,619 --> 00:54:04,793 How are you, dude? 1080 00:54:04,931 --> 00:54:05,932 Good to see you. What's going on? 1081 00:54:06,070 --> 00:54:06,760 You fucking savage. Come on. 1082 00:54:06,898 --> 00:54:08,314 You did. I know. 1083 00:54:08,452 --> 00:54:09,763 Can I buy you a drink? You buying me a drink? 1084 00:54:09,901 --> 00:54:11,178 Fucking A, let's do it. Let's do it. 1085 00:54:11,317 --> 00:54:12,594 The standard OGs. What's up Paul? 1086 00:54:12,732 --> 00:54:14,112 Spike? 1087 00:54:14,251 --> 00:54:15,459 Gaffney, what are you having? 1088 00:54:15,597 --> 00:54:16,770 Uh, Kolsch. 1089 00:54:16,908 --> 00:54:19,117 Kolsch. Two Kolschs. 1090 00:54:19,256 --> 00:54:20,947 Sweet. Thanks, man. 1091 00:54:21,085 --> 00:54:22,673 Put 'em on his tab. I'm just fucking with you. 1092 00:54:22,811 --> 00:54:24,330 No, put 'em on min. 1093 00:54:29,404 --> 00:54:32,303 Okay. 1094 00:54:33,994 --> 00:54:37,619 You're almost a worst cliche than I am. 1095 00:54:37,757 --> 00:54:39,586 What cliche is that? 1096 00:54:42,175 --> 00:54:43,141 Sad girl. 1097 00:54:48,008 --> 00:54:49,734 Want some privacy? 1098 00:54:53,428 --> 00:54:54,256 Um... 1099 00:54:57,742 --> 00:54:58,605 Um, yes 1100 00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:01,263 or um, no? 1101 00:55:08,857 --> 00:55:11,860 Are you just like naturally insanely athletic 1102 00:55:11,998 --> 00:55:13,379 or do you like go to the gym 1103 00:55:13,517 --> 00:55:15,519 and work really hard to achieve your goals? 1104 00:55:15,657 --> 00:55:17,590 Because it's a very important distinction. 1105 00:55:17,728 --> 00:55:19,350 What do you mean? Skiing? 1106 00:55:19,488 --> 00:55:21,179 I dunno, I just ski. 1107 00:55:21,318 --> 00:55:22,871 Annoying. 1108 00:55:23,009 --> 00:55:24,079 Can I have a sip of that? 1109 00:55:24,217 --> 00:55:26,771 Oh. No, I need this whole thing. 1110 00:55:33,191 --> 00:55:35,746 I had a nice time last night. 1111 00:55:36,712 --> 00:55:37,541 You did? 1112 00:55:44,996 --> 00:55:45,894 You okay? 1113 00:55:47,171 --> 00:55:48,897 Yeah, I mean, I spent the better part of the day 1114 00:55:49,035 --> 00:55:51,209 stressing about whether or not my ideas are stupid 1115 00:55:51,348 --> 00:55:53,453 because some drunk pro skier told me 1116 00:55:53,591 --> 00:55:55,213 that they were last night, so. What the fuck 1117 00:55:55,352 --> 00:55:57,906 do you care what I say? 1118 00:55:58,044 --> 00:55:59,804 Because you're you. 1119 00:56:05,051 --> 00:56:06,570 Come on. 1120 00:56:06,708 --> 00:56:08,226 No pep talks. 1121 00:56:08,365 --> 00:56:09,952 No, no pep talks. 1122 00:56:29,178 --> 00:56:30,387 Interesting. 1123 00:56:32,768 --> 00:56:34,218 Well there's this something. 1124 00:56:34,356 --> 00:56:35,909 What, you got your period? I don't care. 1125 00:56:36,047 --> 00:56:38,947 No, not that, but, well good for you. 1126 00:56:39,085 --> 00:56:40,949 It's just that I've been living in a van 1127 00:56:41,087 --> 00:56:42,744 and at this time we don't really have 1128 00:56:42,882 --> 00:56:44,918 like a process around showering 1129 00:56:45,056 --> 00:56:47,473 or really basic hygiene in any way. 1130 00:56:47,611 --> 00:56:48,784 And this rash cream like exploded- 1131 00:56:48,922 --> 00:56:50,199 You're so fucking hot. 1132 00:56:50,337 --> 00:56:52,685 Am I? I mean, that feels generous. 1133 00:56:52,823 --> 00:56:53,686 Oh God. 1134 00:56:55,722 --> 00:56:58,656 And I've been in my ski gear a lot and hiking 1135 00:56:58,794 --> 00:57:01,728 and it's been a lot of chicken nuggets diet wise. 1136 00:57:01,866 --> 00:57:03,247 I just feel like I probably don't smell 1137 00:57:03,385 --> 00:57:05,111 that good- Cleo. 1138 00:57:05,249 --> 00:57:06,699 Shut the fuck up. 1139 00:57:08,425 --> 00:57:10,012 Okay. No problem. 1140 00:57:21,679 --> 00:57:23,301 That's not you. 1141 00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:25,649 Totally bro. It's Eileen Gu. 1142 00:57:27,133 --> 00:57:30,239 Seriously though, you can teach us? 1143 00:57:35,175 --> 00:57:36,591 Want me to grab it? 1144 00:57:36,729 --> 00:57:38,247 Grab what? 1145 00:57:38,385 --> 00:57:40,215 Ooh, that's naughty. 1146 00:57:43,183 --> 00:57:44,875 Okay. Stop, stop, stop. 1147 00:57:45,013 --> 00:57:46,463 I gotta go. 1148 00:57:46,601 --> 00:57:47,464 No! 1149 00:57:49,293 --> 00:57:51,813 - Where's my shit? - Come on. 1150 00:57:51,951 --> 00:57:54,401 No, let's just order some room service for us, please. 1151 00:57:54,540 --> 00:57:56,473 It's the final day of Hot Lapse. 1152 00:57:56,611 --> 00:57:59,648 Yeah, and we should spend it in bed 1153 00:58:00,615 --> 00:58:02,479 eating shrimp cocktails 1154 00:58:02,617 --> 00:58:04,998 and having as much sex as possible. 1155 00:58:05,136 --> 00:58:06,862 Okay, well I love that idea. 1156 00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:08,036 - Me too. - Like a lot. 1157 00:58:08,174 --> 00:58:09,175 - Yeah. - But... 1158 00:58:09,313 --> 00:58:10,556 - No but! - Rain check. 1159 00:58:10,694 --> 00:58:12,454 No, you're just gonna leave right now? 1160 00:58:12,592 --> 00:58:14,525 Well, that story about me living in a van with two girls 1161 00:58:14,663 --> 00:58:17,079 wasn't like a honey trap to tantalize you. 1162 00:58:17,217 --> 00:58:19,910 Well it worked. 1163 00:58:20,048 --> 00:58:21,774 I can really use that prize money. 1164 00:58:21,912 --> 00:58:22,844 And by use I mean need. 1165 00:58:22,982 --> 00:58:23,845 So bye. 1166 00:58:28,090 --> 00:58:28,781 What? 1167 00:58:31,266 --> 00:58:31,887 What? 1168 00:58:33,233 --> 00:58:37,168 That face you made when I mentioned winning. 1169 00:58:37,306 --> 00:58:38,238 W- what? 1170 00:58:38,376 --> 00:58:40,206 You don't think I can? 1171 00:58:40,344 --> 00:58:42,380 That's not what I... 1172 00:58:42,519 --> 00:58:43,450 It isn't? 1173 00:58:45,280 --> 00:58:46,523 N- no, it's just, it's just, 1174 00:58:46,661 --> 00:58:49,526 it's a really hard contest to win. 1175 00:58:50,941 --> 00:58:53,599 Wow. 1176 00:58:55,324 --> 00:58:56,567 Cleo. 1177 00:59:07,164 --> 00:59:09,235 Unbelievable, oh! Fuck. 1178 00:59:20,557 --> 00:59:21,454 Ready? 1179 00:59:21,592 --> 00:59:22,386 - Oh, man. - Epic. 1180 00:59:22,524 --> 00:59:23,836 - Great. - Epic. 1181 00:59:23,974 --> 00:59:27,322 It's gonna be a beauty day up there boys. 1182 00:59:33,397 --> 00:59:34,398 Yeah. Shoot. 1183 00:59:40,128 --> 00:59:41,612 Sorry, dog. 1184 00:59:41,750 --> 00:59:43,476 Okay boys, let's go. 1185 00:59:43,614 --> 00:59:44,304 Yes. 1186 00:59:54,073 --> 00:59:55,005 Go for Tina. 1187 00:59:55,143 --> 00:59:56,454 Tina. Fuck, where are you? 1188 00:59:56,593 --> 00:59:58,525 Needed you here like 15 minutes ago. 1189 00:59:58,664 --> 01:00:01,494 Yeah, I'm an hour east of Reno. 1190 01:00:01,632 --> 01:00:03,634 So... What? Why? 1191 01:00:04,808 --> 01:00:06,257 I'm at a craft beer expedition 1192 01:00:06,395 --> 01:00:09,709 with our new best bartender friend, Jill? 1193 01:00:10,607 --> 01:00:12,091 Actually, I made that up. 1194 01:00:12,229 --> 01:00:13,471 I don't know her name. She's in the bathroom. 1195 01:00:13,610 --> 01:00:15,059 But don't worry, you got this girl. 1196 01:00:15,197 --> 01:00:16,302 No I don't. 1197 01:00:17,372 --> 01:00:21,687 You fucking hung up on me?! 1198 01:00:22,964 --> 01:00:24,690 Fine. 1199 01:00:24,828 --> 01:00:26,553 You know what? I don't need skiers to make a ski movie. 1200 01:00:26,692 --> 01:00:28,176 I'll just film you idiots flirting with boys. 1201 01:00:28,314 --> 01:00:30,868 Give the people what they want. 1202 01:00:39,083 --> 01:00:40,567 Yeah, I mean he is coming back. 1203 01:00:40,706 --> 01:00:42,535 I can see some of the old athlete in there, 1204 01:00:42,673 --> 01:00:45,124 but he's got some competitiveness 1205 01:00:45,262 --> 01:00:47,505 and some hesitation. Whoa! 1206 01:00:51,682 --> 01:00:53,235 Who was that? 1207 01:00:53,373 --> 01:00:55,513 Huh? I don't know. 1208 01:00:55,652 --> 01:00:56,894 Just a nobody. 1209 01:00:57,032 --> 01:00:59,517 C'mon. Let's hit it. All right. 1210 01:01:18,847 --> 01:01:22,230 ♪ She knows that it's over ♪ 1211 01:01:22,368 --> 01:01:25,889 ♪ It's too late ♪ 1212 01:01:26,027 --> 01:01:31,032 ♪ She couldn't control what, what is fate ♪ 1213 01:01:33,275 --> 01:01:38,315 ♪ She rode her Malibu Barbie bike through the night ♪ 1214 01:01:40,593 --> 01:01:44,908 ♪ Lost all of her senses to the ride ♪ 1215 01:01:57,644 --> 01:02:00,993 ♪ Scarred by the Malibu Barbie bike ♪ 1216 01:02:01,131 --> 01:02:03,754 ♪ Scarred by the Malibu Barbie ♪ 1217 01:02:03,892 --> 01:02:05,411 Oh, sorry. 1218 01:02:05,549 --> 01:02:07,413 Who do I give this to? 1219 01:02:09,933 --> 01:02:11,624 Team Afterparty. 1220 01:02:11,762 --> 01:02:12,936 It's one word. 1221 01:02:14,903 --> 01:02:17,043 Uh, you were looking a little sluggish this morning. 1222 01:02:17,181 --> 01:02:18,976 I was worried about you. 1223 01:02:19,114 --> 01:02:20,184 - Were you? - Uh-huh. 1224 01:02:20,322 --> 01:02:21,841 Sounds awful. 1225 01:02:21,979 --> 01:02:26,156 You know, I can't wait to see your little movie. 1226 01:02:27,744 --> 01:02:30,332 Who knows. Maybe you're the next me. 1227 01:02:32,507 --> 01:02:34,612 Ugh. I can only dream of having a fan base 1228 01:02:34,751 --> 01:02:35,890 of tasteless middle-aged men 1229 01:02:36,028 --> 01:02:37,477 while I direct women how to play 1230 01:02:37,615 --> 01:02:40,549 non-threatening housewife in detergent commercials. 1231 01:02:40,687 --> 01:02:42,172 All right, well let me know 1232 01:02:42,310 --> 01:02:44,450 when anybody offers you $5 to direct anything. 1233 01:02:44,588 --> 01:02:47,142 Five bucks. Is that all you're making? 1234 01:02:47,280 --> 01:02:48,626 You should charge more, Dane. 1235 01:02:48,765 --> 01:02:49,973 Know your worth. 1236 01:02:54,874 --> 01:02:59,223 ♪ Well come on, oh, babe ♪ 1237 01:02:59,361 --> 01:03:01,156 ♪ Looking good to me ♪ 1238 01:03:01,294 --> 01:03:03,020 ♪ You can feel it with me ♪ 1239 01:03:03,158 --> 01:03:05,160 ♪ 'Cause it's two or three ♪ 1240 01:03:05,298 --> 01:03:06,990 ♪ You can feel it with me ♪ 1241 01:03:07,128 --> 01:03:09,095 ♪ Well come on dance with me ♪ 1242 01:03:09,233 --> 01:03:11,166 ♪ If you can feel it with me ♪ 1243 01:03:11,304 --> 01:03:13,134 ♪ I feel alive tonight ♪ 1244 01:03:13,272 --> 01:03:15,170 ♪ So come on the dance floor with me ♪ 1245 01:03:15,308 --> 01:03:17,379 ♪ Come on dance with me ♪ 1246 01:03:17,517 --> 01:03:19,278 ♪ You can feel it with me ♪ 1247 01:03:19,416 --> 01:03:21,349 ♪ 'Cause it's two or three ♪ 1248 01:03:21,487 --> 01:03:23,351 ♪ You can feel it with me ♪ 1249 01:03:23,489 --> 01:03:25,422 ♪ Well come on dance with me ♪ 1250 01:03:25,560 --> 01:03:27,458 ♪ If you can feel it with me ♪ 1251 01:03:27,596 --> 01:03:29,564 ♪ I feel alive tonight ♪ 1252 01:03:29,702 --> 01:03:34,293 ♪ Well come on the dance floor with me ♪ 1253 01:03:35,812 --> 01:03:37,365 You're here?! 1254 01:03:37,503 --> 01:03:39,505 Hey, glad you made it. 1255 01:03:39,643 --> 01:03:41,058 This party's sick. 1256 01:03:41,196 --> 01:03:43,440 So is finishing Hot Lapse all by myself. 1257 01:03:43,578 --> 01:03:45,235 What? 1258 01:03:45,373 --> 01:03:47,064 I thought you'd at least check in when you got back. 1259 01:03:47,202 --> 01:03:50,136 The party was already on. 1260 01:03:50,274 --> 01:03:51,482 Do you even give a shit 1261 01:03:51,620 --> 01:03:53,519 that our film was due 20 minutes ago? 1262 01:03:53,657 --> 01:03:55,279 Yeah. Did we get it in? 1263 01:03:55,417 --> 01:03:56,487 I got it in. 1264 01:03:56,625 --> 01:03:58,420 ♪ Show business ♪ 1265 01:03:58,558 --> 01:04:00,767 Yeah, baby! 1266 01:04:00,906 --> 01:04:02,183 What the hell? 1267 01:04:03,080 --> 01:04:04,875 Lucy's here too? 1268 01:04:05,013 --> 01:04:06,359 Chill. 1269 01:04:06,497 --> 01:04:09,017 We're just having a good time. 1270 01:04:09,155 --> 01:04:10,743 While I hustle my ass off 1271 01:04:10,881 --> 01:04:12,227 trying to win this stupid competition 1272 01:04:12,365 --> 01:04:15,644 so we're not fucking homeless next week. 1273 01:04:16,887 --> 01:04:18,647 Why are you being like this? 1274 01:04:18,785 --> 01:04:20,408 I don't know, Tina. 1275 01:04:20,546 --> 01:04:22,030 How should I be when my two best friends bail on me 1276 01:04:22,168 --> 01:04:23,721 on the most important weekend of my life? 1277 01:04:23,860 --> 01:04:25,378 Bail on you? 1278 01:04:25,516 --> 01:04:26,793 If it weren't for me, 1279 01:04:26,932 --> 01:04:29,417 you wouldn't even be in this thing. 1280 01:04:29,555 --> 01:04:32,938 Because you inspired me to apply or...? 1281 01:04:34,456 --> 01:04:35,872 Just forget it. 1282 01:04:37,528 --> 01:04:40,497 Because you pulled some strings? 1283 01:04:40,635 --> 01:04:42,223 Seriously?! 1284 01:04:42,361 --> 01:04:45,882 It was a string, but yes, I pulled it. 1285 01:04:46,020 --> 01:04:47,711 Well, what did you expect? 1286 01:04:47,849 --> 01:04:49,747 That you'd magically get in without actually applying? 1287 01:04:49,886 --> 01:04:51,370 I followed up Cleo. 1288 01:04:51,508 --> 01:04:53,959 As one does actually want something in life. 1289 01:04:54,097 --> 01:04:55,546 You fucking lied. 1290 01:04:56,893 --> 01:04:58,929 Fuck off, man. 1291 01:05:02,070 --> 01:05:05,936 ♪ Well come on ♪ 1292 01:05:06,074 --> 01:05:07,800 ♪ Well come on ♪ 1293 01:05:15,014 --> 01:05:17,154 She's not answering any of my texts. 1294 01:05:17,292 --> 01:05:19,329 It's Cleo. She'll be fine. 1295 01:05:19,467 --> 01:05:21,365 I went a little hard. 1296 01:05:23,160 --> 01:05:26,301 She's just having a midlife, but not like the fun kind. 1297 01:05:26,439 --> 01:05:28,441 What's up, Palisades Tahoe? 1298 01:05:31,997 --> 01:05:33,688 Welcome to Hot Lapse. 1299 01:05:35,759 --> 01:05:37,140 I am Donovan Banks. 1300 01:05:37,278 --> 01:05:39,107 So we have a crazy lineup of films tonight, 1301 01:05:39,245 --> 01:05:40,350 you guys should be stoked. 1302 01:05:42,662 --> 01:05:44,147 Hold on, hold on. 1303 01:05:44,285 --> 01:05:45,355 I say we crank this party up a notch, yeah? 1304 01:05:49,393 --> 01:05:51,292 Tommy, we doing Antarctica this year or what? 1305 01:05:51,430 --> 01:05:53,432 - You bet we are. - Yeah. 1306 01:05:59,714 --> 01:06:03,580 You got them first big premier jitters, huh? 1307 01:06:03,718 --> 01:06:06,203 Well, there's nothing like it. 1308 01:06:07,170 --> 01:06:09,172 Hands down, it's either the best 1309 01:06:09,310 --> 01:06:11,381 or worst night of your life. 1310 01:06:11,519 --> 01:06:14,867 A local legend himself, Scott Gaffney. 1311 01:06:24,463 --> 01:06:26,465 Three-minute warning for Warren Miller. 1312 01:06:26,603 --> 01:06:29,019 Uh-oh. Heavy hitters are up. 1313 01:06:32,747 --> 01:06:34,921 Mosley, you gonna say hi or what? 1314 01:06:35,060 --> 01:06:38,615 We used to date a lot of the same women. 1315 01:06:45,001 --> 01:06:48,314 - Sherpa Cinema. Two minutes. - Thank you. 1316 01:06:49,522 --> 01:06:51,524 Still just stoked that I was all good 1317 01:06:51,662 --> 01:06:54,079 and could shred another line the next day. 1318 01:06:54,217 --> 01:06:56,012 Kind of imagine it being like, you know, 1319 01:06:56,150 --> 01:06:59,429 like fucking Russel Crow "Gladiator." 1320 01:06:59,567 --> 01:07:01,707 Like that killer instinct. 1321 01:07:01,845 --> 01:07:03,398 You know what I'm saying? 1322 01:07:03,536 --> 01:07:04,572 Without further ado, let's bring out a director 1323 01:07:04,710 --> 01:07:06,194 we all know and love 1324 01:07:06,332 --> 01:07:08,231 back after a three-year hiatus from Hot Lapse. 1325 01:07:08,369 --> 01:07:11,096 You know its all bullshit, right? 1326 01:07:11,234 --> 01:07:12,476 You're up. Let's go. 1327 01:07:12,614 --> 01:07:16,170 Dane Blake. 1328 01:07:18,586 --> 01:07:19,518 Uh, look. 1329 01:07:20,726 --> 01:07:23,039 Hey, seriously, if you bomb, 1330 01:07:24,523 --> 01:07:28,768 it's totally cool because nobody knows who you are. 1331 01:07:30,184 --> 01:07:31,047 Good luck. 1332 01:07:32,117 --> 01:07:32,979 All right. 1333 01:07:39,296 --> 01:07:40,125 Yeah. 1334 01:07:42,368 --> 01:07:44,474 It is great to have you back from LA dude. 1335 01:07:44,612 --> 01:07:47,477 Oh, well, it's great to be back, bro. 1336 01:07:47,615 --> 01:07:49,962 Just wanna say it's so, 1337 01:07:50,100 --> 01:07:51,308 it means so much and it's so sick 1338 01:07:51,446 --> 01:07:53,069 to see all this new talent. 1339 01:07:53,207 --> 01:07:56,762 You know, just like, feel the stoke, good vibes only. 1340 01:07:56,900 --> 01:07:58,971 And I gotta say something else, all right. 1341 01:07:59,109 --> 01:08:02,906 LA has got nothing on the realists of this town. 1342 01:08:03,044 --> 01:08:05,322 Oh, yeah. 1343 01:08:05,460 --> 01:08:06,392 Screw LA! 1344 01:08:10,672 --> 01:08:13,779 So tell us about your film, man. 1345 01:08:13,917 --> 01:08:16,195 My piece tonight is about 1346 01:08:19,957 --> 01:08:20,751 truth? 1347 01:08:20,889 --> 01:08:21,752 Truth. 1348 01:08:22,788 --> 01:08:26,412 My boy Gabe, y'all might know him. 1349 01:08:26,550 --> 01:08:27,793 Where is he? Where he at? 1350 01:08:27,931 --> 01:08:29,070 Oh, there is. 1351 01:08:29,208 --> 01:08:31,521 Give it up for Gabe. Come on. 1352 01:08:31,659 --> 01:08:33,281 One of the most beautiful human beings 1353 01:08:33,419 --> 01:08:34,869 I've ever met in my life. 1354 01:08:35,007 --> 01:08:38,838 And, um, my boy Gabe, has had a rough couple years. 1355 01:08:41,186 --> 01:08:44,050 We wanted to explore pain and joy, 1356 01:08:46,432 --> 01:08:48,400 darkness and, and light, 1357 01:08:48,538 --> 01:08:50,195 death and rebirth. 1358 01:08:50,333 --> 01:08:51,679 And I'll tell you something that, you know, 1359 01:08:51,817 --> 01:08:53,336 these are, these are concepts 1360 01:08:53,474 --> 01:08:55,338 that a lot of athletes out there 1361 01:08:55,476 --> 01:08:57,409 that they're too afraid, they're, 1362 01:08:57,547 --> 01:08:59,031 they don't have the, the depth 1363 01:08:59,169 --> 01:09:00,757 to explore these kind of things. 1364 01:09:00,895 --> 01:09:04,036 But not Gabe 'cause Gabe is like, um, 1365 01:09:06,659 --> 01:09:07,936 he's just Gabe. 1366 01:09:13,770 --> 01:09:15,185 I'll stop talking. 1367 01:09:15,323 --> 01:09:16,428 Love you, bro. 1368 01:09:19,638 --> 01:09:22,365 Ladies and gentlemen from the living legends themselves 1369 01:09:22,503 --> 01:09:25,471 with their, with their offering tonight, 1370 01:09:25,609 --> 01:09:27,301 simply titled "Gabe." 1371 01:09:39,520 --> 01:09:40,521 Oh my God. 1372 01:09:49,012 --> 01:09:51,394 - Jesus fucking Christ. - Shh. 1373 01:10:40,719 --> 01:10:42,928 Cleo Brown. Two minutes. 1374 01:10:50,970 --> 01:10:51,937 Boo! Boo. 1375 01:10:56,597 --> 01:10:58,840 That, that was brilliant. 1376 01:11:04,260 --> 01:11:07,090 Sometimes the truth has to cost. 1377 01:11:08,954 --> 01:11:10,093 Mm. Mm-hmm. 1378 01:11:12,268 --> 01:11:13,579 Thanks. 1379 01:11:13,717 --> 01:11:15,098 Oh, one more time for Dane, guys. 1380 01:11:26,074 --> 01:11:29,008 Oh, shit. 1381 01:11:34,151 --> 01:11:36,982 Okay, moving on to our final contestants of the evening. 1382 01:11:37,120 --> 01:11:40,848 Really, you could call on the underdogs it- 1383 01:11:40,986 --> 01:11:42,988 Team Afterparty. 1384 01:11:43,126 --> 01:11:44,541 Oh, oh man, um. 1385 01:11:46,992 --> 01:11:48,338 I'm sorry folks. 1386 01:11:48,476 --> 01:11:51,376 It looks like Team Afterparty is a scratch. 1387 01:11:53,309 --> 01:11:54,689 - Boo! - I know, I know. 1388 01:11:54,827 --> 01:11:57,865 Uh, maybe a little too much pre-party, huh? 1389 01:12:07,115 --> 01:12:09,221 I hate that I'm here. 1390 01:12:13,984 --> 01:12:16,366 Come on. Inside. 1391 01:12:16,504 --> 01:12:18,782 Like what was I thinking? 1392 01:12:32,175 --> 01:12:36,731 ♪ You know my heart's where it belongs ♪ 1393 01:12:37,698 --> 01:12:39,424 Grilled cheese for breakfast? 1394 01:12:39,562 --> 01:12:43,635 Breakfast was pancakes. This is a late afternoon snack. 1395 01:12:43,773 --> 01:12:44,774 Blueberry? 1396 01:12:47,432 --> 01:12:48,950 You're kicking me out, aren't you? 1397 01:12:49,088 --> 01:12:51,919 Your crew dropped off the van this morning. 1398 01:12:52,057 --> 01:12:53,023 They did? 1399 01:12:54,611 --> 01:12:56,820 Astonishingly clean. 1400 01:12:56,958 --> 01:12:59,547 Weird. I wonder who they paid. 1401 01:12:59,685 --> 01:13:00,893 Do they hate me? 1402 01:13:01,031 --> 01:13:02,308 First question I asked. 1403 01:13:02,447 --> 01:13:04,310 Shut up, Ross. I'm vulnerable right now. 1404 01:13:07,555 --> 01:13:09,557 They found a house. 1405 01:13:09,695 --> 01:13:10,834 Yeah, right. 1406 01:13:10,972 --> 01:13:12,457 That's what they said. 1407 01:13:12,595 --> 01:13:15,736 In one morning, without me? That's impossible. 1408 01:13:15,874 --> 01:13:16,944 Here, I'll take you there. 1409 01:13:17,082 --> 01:13:18,532 'Kay, but wait. 1410 01:13:20,016 --> 01:13:21,258 Can we share custody of Buster? 1411 01:13:21,397 --> 01:13:22,570 - No. - But he loves me. 1412 01:13:22,708 --> 01:13:23,916 No. 1413 01:13:24,054 --> 01:13:24,952 Buster, do you wanna live with me? 1414 01:13:25,090 --> 01:13:26,954 Stop. Don't answer that. 1415 01:13:28,921 --> 01:13:32,960 ♪ You'll be on my mind ♪ 1416 01:13:33,098 --> 01:13:36,619 ♪ You'll be on my mind ♪ 1417 01:13:58,744 --> 01:13:59,676 Thank you. 1418 01:14:04,060 --> 01:14:05,337 For everything. 1419 01:14:16,762 --> 01:14:17,591 Hey! 1420 01:14:19,593 --> 01:14:21,940 Hey. What's going on here? 1421 01:14:23,562 --> 01:14:25,530 Savage, right? 1422 01:14:25,668 --> 01:14:28,912 There's an ice luge party at staff accomm tonight. 1423 01:14:29,050 --> 01:14:29,913 Cool. 1424 01:14:31,087 --> 01:14:33,676 Go on in. Check the place out. 1425 01:14:37,265 --> 01:14:39,475 You have a problem dude. 1426 01:14:44,445 --> 01:14:45,308 Hey. 1427 01:14:46,827 --> 01:14:49,864 How baller is this place, huh? 1428 01:14:50,002 --> 01:14:52,142 So we live here now? 1429 01:14:52,280 --> 01:14:53,765 Yeah. Did Lucy tell you? 1430 01:14:53,903 --> 01:14:55,387 She went cat skiing with these tech guys 1431 01:14:55,525 --> 01:14:57,113 and taught them how to 360 1432 01:14:57,251 --> 01:14:59,080 and now we're staying in their winter rental till May. 1433 01:14:59,218 --> 01:15:01,289 - That's- - Amazing, right? 1434 01:15:01,427 --> 01:15:02,670 They're only here every other weekend. 1435 01:15:02,808 --> 01:15:04,707 And we're like their harem? 1436 01:15:04,845 --> 01:15:07,330 They're actually really nice and super fun to party with. 1437 01:15:07,468 --> 01:15:08,952 Like all top-shelf liquor. 1438 01:15:09,090 --> 01:15:10,747 Oh. Just what I need. 1439 01:15:10,885 --> 01:15:12,369 You're gonna love them. 1440 01:15:12,508 --> 01:15:14,095 Especially Kyle. 1441 01:15:14,233 --> 01:15:16,166 He's totally your type. 1442 01:15:17,478 --> 01:15:18,514 Kind of fem. 1443 01:15:19,825 --> 01:15:21,344 Is that my type? 1444 01:15:21,482 --> 01:15:22,345 Mm. 1445 01:15:24,485 --> 01:15:27,419 Oh hey. Sorry about last night and everything. 1446 01:15:27,557 --> 01:15:28,731 You doing okay? 1447 01:15:28,869 --> 01:15:31,043 - Uh, I mean- - Oh my gosh. 1448 01:15:33,218 --> 01:15:34,530 So hot. 1449 01:15:34,668 --> 01:15:36,083 Wait, is that mine? 1450 01:15:36,221 --> 01:15:38,188 Can I get the ass cheeks out? 1451 01:15:38,326 --> 01:15:39,086 Is it too much? 1452 01:15:39,224 --> 01:15:40,570 No such thing. 1453 01:15:40,708 --> 01:15:42,952 Do it, okay, I'm gonna help you. 1454 01:15:43,090 --> 01:15:44,436 Wait for me. 1455 01:15:44,574 --> 01:15:47,439 ♪ And I can see it in your eyes ♪ 1456 01:15:47,577 --> 01:15:52,271 ♪ Places you've gone ♪ 1457 01:15:52,409 --> 01:15:57,414 ♪ We travel around the world just to find our way home ♪ 1458 01:16:00,245 --> 01:16:02,419 ♪ Where we packed our things and left it all ♪ 1459 01:16:02,558 --> 01:16:07,493 ♪ With nothing but our time, but our time. ♪ 1460 01:16:08,115 --> 01:16:10,186 ♪ And I know ♪ 1461 01:16:10,324 --> 01:16:15,294 ♪ These days we won't forget ♪ 1462 01:16:16,468 --> 01:16:19,126 ♪ But I hope you know ♪ 1463 01:16:19,264 --> 01:16:20,610 ♪ I'll be right there ♪ 1464 01:16:20,748 --> 01:16:24,545 ♪ When those lights go low again ♪ 1465 01:16:24,683 --> 01:16:27,306 ♪ 'Cause as time goes on ♪ 1466 01:16:27,444 --> 01:16:30,137 ♪ You got me feeling you're the only one ♪ 1467 01:16:30,275 --> 01:16:32,484 Hey! Get the fuck on stage. 1468 01:16:32,622 --> 01:16:34,106 I'm getting crushed up there. 1469 01:16:34,244 --> 01:16:36,557 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm coming. 1470 01:16:36,695 --> 01:16:37,558 Fuck. 1471 01:16:40,147 --> 01:16:41,666 - Oh, hey Cleo! - Hey! 1472 01:16:51,917 --> 01:16:54,644 Oh my God. There's actually people here. 1473 01:16:54,782 --> 01:16:56,163 Wow. 1474 01:16:56,301 --> 01:16:58,510 My mouth is so dry. 1475 01:16:58,648 --> 01:17:01,064 Um, welcome to Vidiots. 1476 01:17:02,928 --> 01:17:04,723 Where on Wednesdays we watch amateur ski movies 1477 01:17:04,861 --> 01:17:06,173 made by normies like us. 1478 01:17:08,106 --> 01:17:10,695 I'm your host, Cleo Brown, aka Vidiots girl. 1479 01:17:14,319 --> 01:17:17,149 You know, I gotta say, when I first moved to town, 1480 01:17:17,287 --> 01:17:18,806 I was like, "This place is amazing. 1481 01:17:18,944 --> 01:17:20,843 You never have to grow up." 1482 01:17:20,981 --> 01:17:25,364 Now, decade later I'm like, "Why are my roommates 22? 1483 01:17:27,988 --> 01:17:30,128 Why do I still have roommates?" 1484 01:17:30,266 --> 01:17:32,371 But that's ski towns. 1485 01:17:32,509 --> 01:17:34,166 Full of people like me. 1486 01:17:34,304 --> 01:17:37,273 Stuck but always moving across town. 1487 01:17:42,485 --> 01:17:46,558 I've, I've had a, a big few days and key takeaway, 1488 01:17:47,835 --> 01:17:52,460 it's not the town that's holding me back, it's me. 1489 01:17:52,598 --> 01:17:54,600 I need to change. 1490 01:17:54,739 --> 01:17:56,188 Yeah, no, don't worry, you guys don't have to 1491 01:17:56,326 --> 01:17:58,639 I know you hate that. 1492 01:17:58,777 --> 01:18:01,642 I made a thing for Hot Lapse that I didn't show 1493 01:18:01,780 --> 01:18:05,404 because turns out I have crazy self-limiting beliefs 1494 01:18:05,542 --> 01:18:07,683 and am a giant pussy. 1495 01:18:07,821 --> 01:18:09,201 But also kind of, 1496 01:18:11,445 --> 01:18:15,863 fuck them you know? 1497 01:18:16,001 --> 01:18:18,970 This, this movie was always for you guys. 1498 01:18:19,108 --> 01:18:21,800 And yes, it took an absolute meltdown in the green room 1499 01:18:21,938 --> 01:18:23,422 in front of who I thought were my heroes 1500 01:18:23,560 --> 01:18:26,702 to realize that actually, you all are. 1501 01:18:30,671 --> 01:18:33,087 So I give you "The Nobodies." 1502 01:18:45,341 --> 01:18:46,549 This is awful. 1503 01:18:50,898 --> 01:18:54,212 What's up? I'm Cleo Brown and I am a nobody. 1504 01:18:54,350 --> 01:18:55,661 Trust me. 1505 01:18:55,800 --> 01:18:58,147 Just ask anybody that's a somebody. 1506 01:18:58,285 --> 01:18:59,458 Watch this. 1507 01:18:59,596 --> 01:19:01,460 Hey Daron. Hi. Yeah? 1508 01:19:01,598 --> 01:19:04,015 Can you be in my Hot Lapse movie? 1509 01:19:04,153 --> 01:19:05,810 Who are you? 1510 01:19:05,948 --> 01:19:07,018 - Sorry. Do I know you? - What kinda camera is that? 1511 01:19:07,156 --> 01:19:08,433 Oh, sorry. 1512 01:19:08,571 --> 01:19:09,848 I don't even know if I know you. 1513 01:19:09,986 --> 01:19:11,367 I got like, I got a thing actually. 1514 01:19:11,505 --> 01:19:12,471 I've got a plumber coming over later. 1515 01:19:12,609 --> 01:19:14,059 Uh, I gotta pee. 1516 01:19:15,095 --> 01:19:16,165 I said no. 1517 01:19:16,303 --> 01:19:17,614 Well... 1518 01:19:22,827 --> 01:19:24,414 Who me? 1519 01:19:24,552 --> 01:19:26,037 Yeah. I'm a nobody. 1520 01:19:26,175 --> 01:19:28,039 I'm Marty and I'm a nobody. 1521 01:19:28,177 --> 01:19:30,489 My name is Pete and I'm a nobody. 1522 01:19:30,627 --> 01:19:33,009 My name is Betty and thank God I'm a nobody. 1523 01:19:33,147 --> 01:19:35,149 Well actually it depends on who you talk to. 1524 01:19:35,287 --> 01:19:37,117 I am kind of a legend in some parts. 1525 01:19:37,255 --> 01:19:39,360 Unless you ask the guys at the Wednesday races, 1526 01:19:39,498 --> 01:19:40,741 then you better watch out 1527 01:19:40,879 --> 01:19:42,294 because that's where I've taken this 1528 01:19:42,432 --> 01:19:43,986 for the last three years. 1529 01:19:44,124 --> 01:19:45,711 Oh, I'm definitely a nobody. 1530 01:19:45,850 --> 01:19:48,024 That's the only way to actually go skiing. 1531 01:19:48,162 --> 01:19:50,958 I hear if you're a pro, you just stand around. 1532 01:19:51,096 --> 01:19:52,546 I thought about going pro, 1533 01:19:52,684 --> 01:19:54,582 but somebody's gotta park the cars around here. 1534 01:19:54,720 --> 01:19:55,860 My name's Krista. 1535 01:19:55,998 --> 01:19:57,862 I work in marketing here. 1536 01:19:58,000 --> 01:19:59,208 I mean, every time I'm out there, 1537 01:19:59,346 --> 01:20:01,037 it's another "pinch me" moment. 1538 01:20:01,175 --> 01:20:02,832 Dude, I ended up breaking my fib. 1539 01:20:02,970 --> 01:20:05,973 Cost me my whole season. I'm not a nobody though. 1540 01:20:06,111 --> 01:20:07,526 Hey, Jerry. 1541 01:20:07,664 --> 01:20:08,873 Ready to get your kicked today? 1542 01:20:09,011 --> 01:20:10,667 My brother, he moved to Kansas City. 1543 01:20:10,806 --> 01:20:12,531 I don't know if I could do that city life. 1544 01:20:12,669 --> 01:20:14,637 He doesn't much like plowing and thinks I'm crazy to do it, 1545 01:20:14,775 --> 01:20:15,914 but takes care of the family. 1546 01:20:16,052 --> 01:20:16,846 I'm good with that. 1547 01:20:16,984 --> 01:20:18,710 Take that, bitches! 1548 01:20:18,848 --> 01:20:20,505 Any kind of part-time job you can think of, I've done. 1549 01:20:20,643 --> 01:20:22,921 Especially if it's something that works in the evening, 1550 01:20:23,059 --> 01:20:25,061 because then I can free up my days to go skiing. 1551 01:20:25,199 --> 01:20:26,097 I can clear a parking lot with this thing 1552 01:20:26,235 --> 01:20:27,857 in like two hours. 1553 01:20:27,995 --> 01:20:30,687 So I've been a dog walker, I've been a ski nanny. 1554 01:20:30,826 --> 01:20:32,551 I've been a bartender. 1555 01:20:32,689 --> 01:20:34,036 You know, as much as it hurt to fall on my ass, 1556 01:20:34,174 --> 01:20:36,659 skiing is my favorite thing to do. 1557 01:20:36,797 --> 01:20:38,419 Depending on how nice you are, 1558 01:20:38,557 --> 01:20:40,076 you have one to three chances to date in a ski town. 1559 01:20:40,214 --> 01:20:41,526 It's just so small. 1560 01:20:41,664 --> 01:20:44,287 After that, you're single for life. 1561 01:20:46,531 --> 01:20:48,498 Pete, you almost hit the tree. 1562 01:20:48,636 --> 01:20:50,707 The tree almost hit me. 1563 01:20:50,846 --> 01:20:52,986 Despite all the changes, 1564 01:20:53,124 --> 01:20:55,091 what doesn't change is the people, 1565 01:20:55,229 --> 01:20:57,162 the community spirit and the adventure. 1566 01:20:57,300 --> 01:21:00,545 That will always hold us all together. 1567 01:21:00,683 --> 01:21:03,617 Wow. 1568 01:21:03,755 --> 01:21:04,721 Yeah, had to get an extreme. 1569 01:21:04,860 --> 01:21:05,930 Go fast, eat ass. 1570 01:21:06,068 --> 01:21:07,483 I moved here for the babes. 1571 01:21:07,621 --> 01:21:08,864 I'm not getting any babes. 1572 01:21:09,002 --> 01:21:11,418 So now I'm here for the snow, I guess. 1573 01:21:11,556 --> 01:21:13,040 For the friendships. 1574 01:21:13,178 --> 01:21:15,215 I lived in big cities and I felt so alone, 1575 01:21:15,353 --> 01:21:17,493 but here I totally fit right in. 1576 01:21:17,631 --> 01:21:18,701 I wish I'd have been able to grow up here, 1577 01:21:18,839 --> 01:21:19,944 but you know what? 1578 01:21:20,082 --> 01:21:21,738 I sure am glad my kids could. 1579 01:21:21,877 --> 01:21:23,223 I think that's what's different 1580 01:21:23,361 --> 01:21:25,881 between like a city versus the mountain. 1581 01:21:26,019 --> 01:21:27,606 Everybody knows everybody. 1582 01:21:27,744 --> 01:21:32,025 Three generations of families growing up together. 1583 01:21:32,163 --> 01:21:34,234 A big part of being in the, in this community is, 1584 01:21:34,372 --> 01:21:35,891 you know, giving back. 1585 01:21:36,029 --> 01:21:37,651 I give everything, you know, I give it my all. 1586 01:21:37,789 --> 01:21:40,585 I help the kids with coaching or you know, shoveling, 1587 01:21:40,723 --> 01:21:41,931 clearing people's driveways. 1588 01:21:42,069 --> 01:21:43,415 Has anyone been helping you 1589 01:21:43,553 --> 01:21:45,107 shovel while you've been hurt? 1590 01:21:45,245 --> 01:21:47,281 No. I, I think everyone's just been really busy. 1591 01:21:48,938 --> 01:21:53,563 ♪ When I was a girl ♪ 1592 01:21:53,701 --> 01:21:58,154 ♪ But that's what it's like ♪ 1593 01:21:58,292 --> 01:22:01,157 ♪ Living in the so-called real world ♪ 1594 01:22:01,295 --> 01:22:04,402 These are the unsung heroes of every ski town. 1595 01:22:04,540 --> 01:22:06,266 They're passionate about the mountains, 1596 01:22:06,404 --> 01:22:10,960 but they're even more passionate about their community. 1597 01:22:12,099 --> 01:22:13,652 Well, if this is being a nobody, 1598 01:22:13,790 --> 01:22:16,310 then that's just fine with me. 1599 01:22:22,661 --> 01:22:24,525 ♪ I got nowhere else to be ♪ 1600 01:22:24,663 --> 01:22:26,803 ♪ Living like a nobody ♪ 1601 01:22:26,942 --> 01:22:28,978 ♪ Up here with the chickadees ♪ 1602 01:22:29,116 --> 01:22:32,395 ♪ Got my head literally ♪ 1603 01:22:32,533 --> 01:22:34,950 ♪ The clouds ♪ 1604 01:22:35,088 --> 01:22:37,124 ♪ Literally ♪ 1605 01:22:37,262 --> 01:22:39,609 ♪ The clouds ♪ 1606 01:22:39,747 --> 01:22:44,269 ♪ In the clouds ♪ 1607 01:22:44,407 --> 01:22:48,964 ♪ In the clouds ♪ 1608 01:22:49,102 --> 01:22:53,485 ♪ In the clouds ♪ 1609 01:22:53,623 --> 01:22:58,145 ♪ In the clouds ♪ 1610 01:22:58,283 --> 01:23:00,976 ♪ In the clouds ♪ 1611 01:23:06,912 --> 01:23:08,224 Bar. Bar down. 1612 01:23:16,508 --> 01:23:18,234 What a beautiful day. 1613 01:23:19,684 --> 01:23:20,892 Chilly though. 1614 01:23:23,688 --> 01:23:24,861 You from here? 1615 01:23:25,862 --> 01:23:29,349 I have lived here for the better part of a decade, yes. 1616 01:23:29,487 --> 01:23:32,248 Huh, what a great place to live. 1617 01:23:33,180 --> 01:23:36,011 I- I'm actually from the city. 1618 01:23:36,149 --> 01:23:37,357 I always wonder what it would be like 1619 01:23:37,495 --> 01:23:40,015 if I had stayed in a ski town. 1620 01:23:41,292 --> 01:23:43,432 Well, I'll let you know in about 30 years. 1621 01:23:43,570 --> 01:23:46,228 Well, funny. 1622 01:23:46,366 --> 01:23:49,024 So what do you do for work here? 1623 01:23:49,162 --> 01:23:50,853 I'm a filmmaker. 1624 01:23:50,991 --> 01:23:53,200 Really? Anything I would've seen? 1625 01:23:53,338 --> 01:23:54,167 Nope. 1626 01:23:56,824 --> 01:23:58,757 Do you live here too? 1627 01:23:59,689 --> 01:24:00,552 Me? 1628 01:24:01,484 --> 01:24:02,347 No. 1629 01:24:03,900 --> 01:24:07,939 I'm just here checking out the local talent. 1630 01:24:08,077 --> 01:24:09,803 Wow. 1631 01:24:09,941 --> 01:24:10,735 Okay. Okay. 1632 01:24:10,873 --> 01:24:12,150 You're still mad. 1633 01:24:12,288 --> 01:24:14,877 - Yep. - Do you two know each other? 1634 01:24:15,015 --> 01:24:16,741 Uh, yeah, you could say that. 1635 01:24:16,879 --> 01:24:20,227 Could we please have this conversation up at the top? 1636 01:24:20,365 --> 01:24:21,125 Please? 1637 01:24:44,734 --> 01:24:46,391 Would an "I'm sorry" text have killed you? 1638 01:24:46,529 --> 01:24:48,013 I was so stupid 1639 01:24:48,152 --> 01:24:49,429 that I figured that you would want some space. 1640 01:24:49,567 --> 01:24:50,844 Yeah, like a little. 1641 01:24:50,982 --> 01:24:52,121 And I thought I was gonna be able 1642 01:24:52,259 --> 01:24:54,503 to apologize properly at Hot Lapse. 1643 01:24:54,641 --> 01:24:57,506 Well, I decided to self-sabotage instead. So. 1644 01:24:57,644 --> 01:24:59,473 I heard and I wanted to call 1645 01:24:59,611 --> 01:25:02,890 and I, I would've called or texted, but we're trash people. 1646 01:25:03,028 --> 01:25:04,064 We didn't even exchange numbers. 1647 01:25:04,202 --> 01:25:05,583 Well, you know my name, 1648 01:25:05,721 --> 01:25:06,687 I hope. Come on. 1649 01:25:06,825 --> 01:25:07,757 You ever heard of a DM? 1650 01:25:07,895 --> 01:25:08,620 What, like social media? 1651 01:25:08,758 --> 01:25:09,932 Like, like my- 1652 01:25:10,933 --> 01:25:13,280 my PR team handles all that. 1653 01:25:13,418 --> 01:25:15,800 - Oh, gross. - Or they did, anyway. 1654 01:25:15,938 --> 01:25:17,595 I, no, I fired them. 1655 01:25:18,630 --> 01:25:21,461 I fired everyone, actually. 1656 01:25:21,599 --> 01:25:23,842 Like, everyone, everyone? 1657 01:25:24,947 --> 01:25:25,810 Yeah. 1658 01:25:27,812 --> 01:25:29,538 Seems kind of rash. 1659 01:25:30,539 --> 01:25:32,403 Yeah, I don't know, it, 1660 01:25:32,541 --> 01:25:33,818 feels pretty great. 1661 01:25:39,272 --> 01:25:40,894 So you just came skiing 1662 01:25:41,032 --> 01:25:42,827 hoping for a rom-com miracle? 1663 01:25:42,965 --> 01:25:43,828 Yeah. 1664 01:25:45,554 --> 01:25:48,660 But after I found the van that you're no longer living in 1665 01:25:48,798 --> 01:25:52,561 and after I had a beer with Ross, who's such a gem, 1666 01:25:52,699 --> 01:25:54,149 what a solid guy. 1667 01:25:55,943 --> 01:26:00,189 And then I, I discovered your, your Vidiots girl, 1668 01:26:00,327 --> 01:26:02,881 but it was the day after your premiere 1669 01:26:03,019 --> 01:26:07,852 and, and I checked out that real dump of a housing option. 1670 01:26:09,440 --> 01:26:12,477 Good thing you're not staying there. 1671 01:26:13,547 --> 01:26:18,552 And then I was just trudging uphill in the snow both ways. 1672 01:26:18,759 --> 01:26:21,072 Just searching for you. 1673 01:26:21,210 --> 01:26:22,763 After the carrier pigeons. Come on. 1674 01:26:22,901 --> 01:26:24,869 Stop, don't fall for this. 1675 01:26:25,007 --> 01:26:27,630 Please? Please fall for it. 1676 01:26:38,020 --> 01:26:39,366 In my head I imagine that conversation 1677 01:26:39,504 --> 01:26:42,058 going much differently. Yeah, me too. 1678 01:26:42,197 --> 01:26:43,301 Not that I was thinking about or anything. 1679 01:26:43,439 --> 01:26:45,993 No, no, no, no. Not you, no. 1680 01:26:47,340 --> 01:26:49,031 So this is it, huh? 1681 01:26:49,169 --> 01:26:52,068 Just a couple of unemployed ski bums. 1682 01:26:52,207 --> 01:26:53,691 Ski enthusiasts. 1683 01:26:53,829 --> 01:26:54,899 Yeah. You can't say that anymore. 1684 01:26:55,037 --> 01:26:56,935 Recreationalists. 1685 01:26:57,073 --> 01:26:58,592 But yeah. 1686 01:26:58,730 --> 01:26:59,559 I love it. 1687 01:27:02,665 --> 01:27:03,873 Where we going? 1688 01:27:04,011 --> 01:27:05,599 You're asking me? 1689 01:27:07,222 --> 01:27:08,706 I missed you. 1690 01:27:12,192 --> 01:27:13,055 Stupid. 1691 01:27:16,403 --> 01:27:18,163 Yeah, Vidiots girl. 1692 01:27:18,302 --> 01:27:19,786 Get her done, woo! 1693 01:27:20,959 --> 01:27:23,548 - We going skiing? - Yeah. 1694 01:27:23,686 --> 01:27:24,998 Come on. 1695 01:27:25,136 --> 01:27:27,621 Oh, you sandbagging son of a bitch. 1696 01:27:29,934 --> 01:27:33,834 ♪ I find myself alone in the mountains ♪ 1697 01:27:33,972 --> 01:27:37,873 ♪ I find myself alone in the mountains ♪ 1698 01:27:38,011 --> 01:27:41,359 ♪ I find myself alone in the mountains ♪ 1699 01:27:41,497 --> 01:27:42,981 ♪ And it goes ♪ 1700 01:27:43,119 --> 01:27:46,468 ♪ Oh, whoa-oh, oh ♪ 1701 01:27:46,606 --> 01:27:50,334 ♪ Oh, whoa-oh, oh-oh ♪ 1702 01:27:50,472 --> 01:27:54,510 ♪ Oh, whoa-oh, oh ♪ 1703 01:27:54,648 --> 01:27:58,169 ♪ Oh, whoa-oh, oh-oh ♪ 1704 01:27:58,307 --> 01:28:02,829 ♪ Oh, whoa-oh, oh ♪ 1705 01:28:02,967 --> 01:28:06,764 ♪ Oh, whoa-oh, oh-oh ♪ 1706 01:28:06,902 --> 01:28:10,319 ♪ Oh, whoa-oh, oh-oh ♪ 1707 01:28:31,340 --> 01:28:35,068 ♪ Here's where we find ourselves ♪ 1708 01:28:35,206 --> 01:28:40,211 ♪ Flying through the ponderosa pines ♪ 1709 01:28:40,487 --> 01:28:44,284 ♪ Everyone's out grilling hotdogs in a snowstorm ♪ 1710 01:28:44,422 --> 01:28:49,393 ♪ A metaphor for everything is all right ♪ 1711 01:28:49,669 --> 01:28:53,328 ♪ 'Cause the trivial and empty ♪ 1712 01:28:53,466 --> 01:28:58,505 ♪ We left it all behind ♪ 1713 01:28:58,885 --> 01:29:02,716 ♪ For an iridescent landscape ♪ 1714 01:29:02,854 --> 01:29:07,756 ♪ And a simple life ♪ 1715 01:29:07,894 --> 01:29:09,896 ♪ I got nowhere else to be ♪ 1716 01:29:10,034 --> 01:29:12,208 ♪ Living like a nobody ♪ 1717 01:29:12,347 --> 01:29:14,383 ♪ Up here with the chickadees ♪ 1718 01:29:14,521 --> 01:29:17,904 ♪ Got my head literally in ♪ 1719 01:29:18,042 --> 01:29:20,493 ♪ The clouds ♪ 1720 01:29:20,631 --> 01:29:22,598 ♪ Literally in ♪ 1721 01:29:22,736 --> 01:29:25,083 ♪ The clouds ♪ 1722 01:29:25,221 --> 01:29:27,396 ♪ In the clouds ♪ 1723 01:29:50,074 --> 01:29:54,078 ♪ Spontaneous afterparty ♪ 1724 01:29:54,216 --> 01:29:59,221 ♪ Out by the river in the woods ♪ 1725 01:29:59,704 --> 01:30:03,259 ♪ Hats off to the constellation ♪ 1726 01:30:03,398 --> 01:30:08,092 ♪ As they led me to this crazy neighborhood ♪ 1727 01:30:08,230 --> 01:30:12,407 ♪ 'Cause life broke me down ♪ 1728 01:30:12,545 --> 01:30:17,239 ♪ When I was a girl ♪ 1729 01:30:17,377 --> 01:30:21,795 ♪ But that's what it's like ♪ 1730 01:30:21,933 --> 01:30:26,973 ♪ Living in the so-called real world ♪ 1731 01:30:27,249 --> 01:30:29,147 ♪ I got nowhere else to be ♪ 1732 01:30:29,285 --> 01:30:31,529 ♪ Living like a nobody ♪ 1733 01:30:31,667 --> 01:30:33,773 ♪ Up here with the chickadees ♪ 1734 01:30:33,911 --> 01:30:36,189 ♪ Got my head literally ♪ 1735 01:30:36,327 --> 01:30:38,881 ♪ I Got nowhere else to be ♪ 1736 01:30:39,019 --> 01:30:40,849 ♪ Living like a nobody ♪ 1737 01:30:40,987 --> 01:30:43,161 ♪ Up here with the chickadees ♪ 1738 01:30:43,299 --> 01:30:45,647 ♪ Got my head literally ♪ 1739 01:30:45,785 --> 01:30:48,063 ♪ I Got nowhere else to be ♪ 1740 01:30:48,201 --> 01:30:50,479 ♪ Living like a nobody ♪ 1741 01:30:50,617 --> 01:30:52,688 ♪ Up here with the chickadees ♪ 1742 01:30:52,826 --> 01:30:56,174 ♪ Got my head literally ♪ 1743 01:30:56,312 --> 01:30:58,694 ♪ The clouds ♪ 1744 01:30:58,832 --> 01:31:00,800 ♪ Literally ♪ 1745 01:31:00,938 --> 01:31:03,285 ♪ The clouds ♪ 1746 01:31:03,423 --> 01:31:08,014 ♪ In the clouds ♪ 1747 01:31:08,152 --> 01:31:12,639 ♪ In the clouds ♪ 1748 01:31:12,777 --> 01:31:17,126 ♪ In the clouds ♪ 1749 01:31:17,264 --> 01:31:21,821 ♪ In the clouds ♪ 1750 01:31:21,959 --> 01:31:25,203 ♪ In the clouds ♪ 120599

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