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(FINGERS SNAPPING)
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COLT: # Well, I'm hot the kind to kiss and tell
But I've been seen with Farrah
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# I've never been with anything
less than a nine, so fine!
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# I've been on fire with Sally Field
Gone fast with a girl named Bo
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# But somehow they just don't end up as mine
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# It's a death-defying life I lead
I take my chances
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# I die for a livin' in the movies and TV
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# But the hardest thing I ever do
is watch my leading ladies
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# Kiss some other guy
while I'm bandaging my knee
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# I might fall from a tall building
I might roll a brand-new car
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# 'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman
that made Redford such a star
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(FINGERS SNAPPING)
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# I've never spent much time in school
But I taught ladies plenty
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# It's true I hire my body out for pay
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# Hey, hey
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# I've gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs
Blown up for Raquel Welch
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# But when I wind up in the hay
It's only hay
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# Hey, hey
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# I might jump an open drawbridge
Or Tarzan from a vine
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# 'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman
that makes Eastwood look so fine #
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COMMENTATOR.' Well, folks,
the clock is running down
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on this last college bowl game of the year.
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Many of the stellar players on these teams
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will be reporting to pro teams
in the next few weeks.
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Certainly that is true of the terrific trio
of exciting young draft picks
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who have dominated this game,
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Lemar Pruitt, Bubba Steinberg
and Jimmie Joe Seavers
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will be reporting in the next few days
to the west coast,
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where their presence could easily
project California info playoff contention.
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That was quite a stop we made
in the metropolis of Golden Bluff.
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Yeah, what's wrong, Bubba?
No tenements and tar roofs?
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Heck, I come from a town
no bigger than that one.
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No wonder you feel
that a football team's like a home.
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More than 30 people in one place at one time.
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Oh, Lemar. Lemar liked that one.
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Of course, Lemar doesn't have brains
any bigger than a mosquito's.
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BUBBA: Uh-oh.
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- Now what did you do, Lemar?
- I didn't do nothing.
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That's them, Sheriff.
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On your toes, big man.
Your load of beef's coming at you.
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Jimmie Joe, this must be
one of your hometown superhighways.
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Who paved it? Daniel Boone?
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He talks. It's a miracle. The operation worked.
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- What is this?
- Oh, no. Not again. Now what?
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You boys made a terrible mistake
trespassing on government property.
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Trespassing? Wait a minute.
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Now, we hit a detour back there,
and a deputy, he sent us up this way.
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I don't know anything about detours
or civilian authorities.
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'Cause I only deal with federal property.
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And it is a hefty crime
to smuggle alcohol on an army base.
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When I search the car,
I'll probably find some drugs.
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Hey, look, we're pro football players.
We're not any rum runners or junkies.
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Seems like you're big enough to be both of those.
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Now get out of the car, we want to search it.
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The hell I will.
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It'll be hell if you don't.
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Well, looky here.
I guess what I read about you guys is true.
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My goodness, you all use artificial stimulants.
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Boy, this won't sit well with your coach.
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HOWIE: Colt, I want to go in with you.
He's my relative, too.
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COLT: Come on. You two can't spend 10 minutes
together without getting into a brawl.
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You’ll just have to wait till I clear it
with Jimmie Joe and the coach.
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- I was invited to practice, not you.
- But I'm Jimmy Joe's cousin.
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Yeah, well, I'm older and I got seniority.
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But I've always wanted to
see a pro team practice.
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It wouldn't look good if you got into a fight
with the new wide receiver.
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But Jimmie Joe and I don't fight any more.
That was when we were kids.
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You remember what happened
at last year's reunion?
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Yeah, but I'm a year older now.
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Besides, you know we have a lot in common.
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Yeah, about 10 stitches and 100 black eyes.
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- Come on, Colt, I want to meet the players.
- Let me check it out.
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Besides, if Jimmie Joe sees you,
he might get excited or even angry.
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Personally, I think Jimmie Joe could take you.
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Never. Not on his best day.
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Look, Mr Seavers,
I'm telling you that he didn't show up.
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Now, he probably discovered
that football stars attract all the women
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and he's working
on lesson number two right now.
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That's not true, Coach.
I spoke to Jimmie Joe two days ago.
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He'd already left home and was headed here.
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He wouldn't miss a chance with this team.
He's worked too hard for it.
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I don't know about that.
All I know is that he's not here.
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Hey. Move out there, will you?
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Pump those legs. You're not in college any more.
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- Look, these things happen, you know.
- Yes, but not to my cousin.
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And what about Lemar Pruitt and Bubba?
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They were traveling with him. Where are they?
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Well, they're all together.
They didn't show up either.
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Didn't show up? You're telling me that
you got a million bucks' worth of talent
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wandering around somewhere
and you're trying to convince me
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that that's perfectly normal? I don't accept that.
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Yeah, I've heard about you from Jimmie Joe.
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You're a stuntman
and some kind of a part-time cop.
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Why don't you just let it lay for about a week?
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Let it lay? My cousin disappeared
and you want me to forget about it?
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Trust me. It'll be better for everyone concerned.
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I care about those kids, too.
They'll be back. No harm done.
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But that's not good enough.
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We're not talking about
a borrowed lawnmower, you know.
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Look, lay off me, pal.
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I got a team out there
that answers to this whistle.
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You won't get past the line of scrimmage.
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I think you're more worried
about what I might do
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than the fact that
you got three top players missing.
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Hendricks. Jones. Fouts. Come here.
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Why don't you forget about this, huh?
Everything's gonna be all right.
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This gentleman doesn't realize
that we're having a secret practice here.
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- When did it become secret?
- It just became secret.
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You gotta go, fellow.
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I just wanted to
ask a couple of questions, fellows.
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- What team are you a spy for?
- I'm not a spy.
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- Either way, you gotta go.
- Now, how is it gonna be, boy?
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As little as he is, we can probably
spike him in the end zone from 50 yards.
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Why don't you just center him to me for a punt?
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Come on, fellows, you wouldn't hit
a civilian wearing a football, would you?
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I wouldn't. They might.
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$20 says I can throw him farther than you.
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- You haven't paid me for the last guy yet.
- My chance to get even.
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- Come on, guys, I don't want to play.
- This is your chance to play with the pros.
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I think I'll wait for the bonus.
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Hey! You got our football.
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He throws a better spiral than you do.
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You guys want to practice
or are you figuring on another strike?
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Come on, let's get out there and work, huh?
Come on, move, move.
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Next time, throw out your own spies.
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Marge, in my Rolodex there's a number
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of a Master Sgt Gleason, Golden Bluff, Texas.
Connect me, will you?
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(PHONE RINGING)
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Sgt Gleason here.
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There's a man by the name of Colt Seavers
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who's gonna be Looking for Jimmie Joe,
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and he strikes me as the kind of man
who's liable to find him.
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Well, he'd better not.
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Look, consider yourself lucky
I was able to keep this incident
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and your players' names out of the papers.
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The sheriff here is a hothead,
and he'd just as soon
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throw them in jail forever,
but I think I can keep a lid on it.
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So you just keep your people away from here.
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No press. No fancy lawyers.
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This is a small town.
We like to handle things our own way.
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I'll take care of these other two guys,
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but I don't want to hear
from anyone else out there.
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You're gonna get them back in eight days
in their same condition.
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All right, we'll do it your way.
But I'm not responsible for Colt Seavers.
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Good.
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So, last year, when I visited Jimmie Joe
and drove back to LA,
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I stopped for gas at Apache Valley,
Golden Bluff and Dallas.
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Now that's a start. We can backtrack from there.
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I mean, three big football players
in a convertible had to have been noticed.
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Three football players?
Well, maybe I should go find them.
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Hi, guys. Find who? I haven't even told you yet.
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- No.
- I haven't asked you anything yet, either.
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You will, and it's still no.
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Hi, this is Terri. Any messages?
No messages? Are you sure?
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Okay, okay, don't get upset.
I know, I know, you speak perfect English.
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(SAYING GOODBYE IN JAPANESE)
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- Colt, please.
- No again.
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I'll offer a maybe.
Maybe we should at least listen to her.
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Why listen? I've got other things to do
that are more important to me.
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- I'm offering a lot of money.
- I'll take it.
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But first I've got a family problem
I've got to take care of.
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Oh, I'm sorry, Colt,
is there anything I can do to help?
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How much money did you bring along
this time to bribe me with?
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-$1,000.
- Well, would you lend it to me?
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Colt, why don't you just earn it?
You could solve both our problems.
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Never mind, never mind.
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I've got $80.
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Well...
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I'm good for about $60 more.
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Yeah, well, I've got about $31.
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Urn...
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How much do you really need, Colt?
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$830 more.
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Could make it an even thousand.
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Let's get going.
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GLEASON: Look, I know it wasn't your stuff,
but the local sheriff don't.
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Now, you gotta trust me to handle this
to make you look good.
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Sergeant, aren't you going to a whole
lot of trouble just to win a football game?
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To you, it's a football game,
to me, it's got to do with my future.
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- Sure don't understand.
- You don't have to.
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Your coach is doing me a little favor.
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You and your friends are in my care
for about a week.
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You just train the team I got, and win the game.
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Then you can sit back and think about
your rosy future in professional football.
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- Wilson.
- Yes, sir?
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Wilson, I've been looking over
the profit margins at the NCO club.
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Yes, sir. I know it's not as high as it usually is,
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but I swear to you, sir,
nobody's hand has been in the till.
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The profits are down 20% over the month before.
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That's money out of my pocket
and yours, Corporal.
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What kind of girls you got serving the drinks?
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Well, same as last month, sir.
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Well, then, we're gonna need some new recruits.
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We might even need a new corporal
to run the NCO club.
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Yes, sir.
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Let's check out the bar.
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I'm just gonna wash up first. Save me a beer.
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Well, they got plenty. Don't worry, this is Texas.
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(PHONE RINGING)
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All right, run that play again!
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See if you can keep from running into each other.
just keep working.
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Sergeant Gleason here.
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Yeah, that fellow Seavers, he's in town.
He's in the tavern.
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Fine. Now that we got our target located,
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it's just a matter of a proper plan of attack.
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I suggest you use Sue Mae.
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She's the best-looking camouflage you got.
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Great.
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Hey, if you're coming back this way,
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I could use a couple of beers
and some conversation.
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Yeah, well, we got plenty of beer.
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Well, I just wanna...
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(PHONE RINGING)
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Tavern. Yeah, he's here now.
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Okay, Sheriff. Yeah, no problem.
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Well, I got a little time for you now, stranger.
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I just want to ask you
about some friends of mine,
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may have come through here
about three or four days ago.
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You know, sometimes I got a good memory
and sometimes I can't remember a thing.
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Yeah, you know,
I know just exactly what you mean.
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I get spells like that myself.
Here. Try this, it beats aspirin.
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Beers are on the house.
Now, what did you want to know?
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Hi, y'all.
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It's about my three friends.
They're athletes, professional football players.
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Might've stopped in, got some gas,
had a couple of beers.
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- I just wanted to know if you'd seen them.
- Sure.
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This is the easiest $20 I made all day.
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00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:39,073
Yeah, they were in here a couple of days ago
and they had a big party. Then they left.
229
00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:41,356
Hey, are you one of them football players, too?
230
00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:43,351
- No, no, no.
- No?
231
00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:45,795
Yeah, I'll tell you, you ought to ask Sue Mae,
232
00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:48,349
because she was with them for quite a while.
233
00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:57,159
Excuse me, miss. My name is Colt.
Could I speak with you a few minutes at a table?
234
00:14:57,240 --> 00:15:01,473
Why not? I like looking at new faces.
My name is Sue Mae.
235
00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:05,279
Well, I'd offer you a beer, but I'm not sure
you're as old as you are pretty.
236
00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:08,113
I'm older and know a lot more
than you think, Colt,
237
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:11,636
but I'll just sip on yours.
It makes it more intimate.
238
00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:17,550
Sue Mae, better get on home to your pa.
239
00:15:17,640 --> 00:15:21,429
You've got a lot of studying to do
if you expect to graduate from high school.
240
00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:24,831
Now, I don't know what they call
girls her age where you come from, boy,
241
00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:27,833
but around here they're known as jailbait.
242
00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:30,958
Well, where I come from, we call it "being had".
243
00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:36,193
Come on, fellows, isn't there some way
we can avoid this?
244
00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:40,519
Kind of had that feeling.
245
00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:13,110
Hold it! And I mean hold it!
246
00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:21,195
Oh, that wasn't fair. He said, "Hold it."
247
00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:25,478
There's one thing we don't put up with
around here, troublemakers.
248
00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:40,712
We haven't been charged yet, Terri,
but the way things work around here,
249
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,791
I'm sure it'll be something interesting.
250
00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:46,040
You got our two troublemakers
tucked away nice and safe?
251
00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:49,715
Sure have, Sheriff.
They're chained to the wall, sharing a phone call.
252
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:52,314
Well, they're entitled to a phone call, ain't they?
253
00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:53,879
When I say so.
254
00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:59,476
Hey, now, did you get your lawyer on the phone?
255
00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:03,398
No, it's a bail bondswoman and a friend.
256
00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:06,395
-"Bail bondswoman"?
- Yeah.
257
00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:10,476
Let me talk to her.
It might save us all a lot of grief.
258
00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:18,311
Terri, I'm gonna put Sheriff Clemens
on the phone, the arresting officer.
259
00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:21,999
Before we have this conversation, Sheriff,
260
00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:24,913
let's agree that a prisoner has a right
to know what he's being charged with.
261
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,149
Agreed, ma'am.
262
00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:30,677
How does aiding and abetting a juvenile
in Lewd and Lascivious Lifestyle sound?
263
00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:33,231
- Ridiculous.
- The? ax)"; '2' ah'.
264
00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:36,676
Causing a riot in a public place, resisting arrest.
265
00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:39,229
And that doesn't include the charges
with his friend, Munson.
266
00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:40,549
I'm not a friend, I'm a relative.
267
00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:46,074
- Let's talk bail, Sheriff.
- Bail? There is no bail, ma'am.
268
00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:48,310
These two have to appear
in front of the county judge.
269
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,869
He's the only one that can set it.
That should take about a week.
270
00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:52,473
- A week?
- A week?
271
00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:54,597
We got a right to be charged now.
272
00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:57,752
You call me back in about a week,
I'll let you know what the bail is.
273
00:17:57,840 --> 00:17:59,990
You can't keep us here a week.
274
00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:02,310
- Well, now, that depends.
- On what?
275
00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:05,469
An Army sergeant and a football game.
276
00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:14,989
What the heck's the Army got to do with this?
277
00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:20,951
I don't know what exactly to do about it.
278
00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:23,156
I find that putting pressure
on small-town law enforcement
279
00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:25,117
causes more grief than relief.
280
00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:26,952
Well, you're just gonna let Colt sit it out in jail?
281
00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:30,510
No. I intend to send someone down there
to find out more about it.
282
00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:34,476
Okay. I'll catch a plane to Dallas,
I'll rent a car and drive to Golden Bluff.
283
00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:38,030
- I'll see what they got themselves into.
- All by yourself?
284
00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:40,919
- You want to come?
- Yes, but I can't.
285
00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:46,552
Well, I'll just have to take your credit card.
It'll be just like having you there.
286
00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:48,631
Well, what am I gonna do for money?
287
00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:52,758
Use my credit card. But be careful.
288
00:18:53,120 --> 00:18:55,031
Okay. Lock up when you go.
289
00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:04,397
Kidnapping pro football players
to win your game?
290
00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:09,279
Aren't you being a little heavy-handed?
Even for you?
291
00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:12,034
It's "we", Clem. It's "we".
292
00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:16,232
Now, didn't I declare
all your competitors off-limits?
293
00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:19,119
Didn't I put all your select spots on-limits?
294
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:23,398
- Yeah, but you took...
- Listen, Clem, we're a monopoly.
295
00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:27,432
You on the outside of the gates,
me on the inside.
296
00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:31,157
So why don't you just relax
and let me get on with my work?
297
00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:33,231
What happened to the "we"?
298
00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:38,273
In spite of a nosy base commander,
299
00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:42,991
I have managed to accumulate a whole
warehouse full of questionable material.
300
00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:47,195
I cannot deal with the other Army bases
unless I visit them.
301
00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:49,636
I win the football game,
302
00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:52,792
and I become the representative
for the whole western area.
303
00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:56,475
I can make a tour of those bases,
nobody to watch over me.
304
00:19:57,160 --> 00:20:00,391
According to my computer, that's $608,000.
305
00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:02,999
What's my cut?
306
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:07,356
You'll get your usual fee for being a police escort.
307
00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:09,751
This time I'll triple it.
308
00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:20,757
- All right, let's see who can block, Bubba.
- Okay.
309
00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:25,754
Set, hut!
310
00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:35,595
I don't know what you expect out of us,
but this isn't much of a squad you gave us.
311
00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:38,832
Well, we don't get the pick of the litter
like we used to.
312
00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:41,393
Set, hut!
313
00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:46,149
We're gonna play your game
'cause the coach told us to,
314
00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:49,631
but it doesn't mean we gotta like it.
It doesn't mean we gotta like you.
315
00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:50,835
(CHUCKLES)
316
00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:53,594
Well, you got the rest of your life to hate me.
317
00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:56,911
I just need you for a few more days
to help me beat the enemy.
318
00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:01,357
One, two, three, four! One, two, three, four!
319
00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:04,751
- How do we compare with all the rest?
- We're number one, the very best.
320
00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:05,910
- Who are these guys?
- How do we march?
321
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,274
- On the double.
-Where do we go?
322
00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:08,714
- Where there's trouble.
- The enemy, son. The enemy.
323
00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:10,029
- Sound off.
- One, two.
324
00:21:10,120 --> 00:21:11,190
- Sound off.
- Three, four.
325
00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:14,352
One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four!
326
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,636
You've heard of the Green Berets, haven't you?
327
00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:21,031
Well, these guys are called the Mean Berets.
328
00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:24,353
Best damn soldiers the Army has ever trained.
329
00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:27,319
Well then, why did you call them the enemy?
330
00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:31,152
'Cause that is the team that you're playing,
331
00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:33,390
and this is the battlefield.
332
00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:53,395
JODY: Hello?
333
00:21:55,360 --> 00:21:56,475
Colt?
334
00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:00,555
Howie?
335
00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:07,595
You don't know either of us. You're not
looking for us. You never saw us, okay?
336
00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:12,154
- Can I help you with anything?
- No.
337
00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:13,910
Yes.
338
00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:18,556
(TEXAN ACCENT) Yes. Yes, you can, Deputy.
339
00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:20,199
Herman, ma'am. Call me Herman.
340
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:24,070
Jody Banks. Pleased to meet you.
I just got into town,
341
00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:28,393
and, you know, it's too early for bed,
so I thought I'd get a little nightcap.
342
00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:32,917
Well, I thought I'd better come here
and ask an officer of the law
343
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:36,311
where the safest place is
for a girl like me to get a drink.
344
00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:37,879
Well, I'll tell you, a lady as pretty as you are,
345
00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:39,871
ought not to be drinking in a bar all by herself.
346
00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:42,520
I'd be mighty honored to buy you one.
347
00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:45,069
Well, there's a tavern right down the street,
within walking distance,
348
00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:47,913
and, well, I get off duty in 10 minutes.
349
00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:52,235
Of course, if the tavern's not to your liking,
I know a roadhouse has live music.
350
00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:54,960
I got my pickup truck right there in the back.
351
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:57,759
Back? You mean behind that wall right there?
352
00:22:58,120 --> 00:22:59,235
Yeah.
353
00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:02,919
Okay. Okay, I'll be waiting right out there.
354
00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:10,200
(EXCITED SIGH)
355
00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:29,991
Colt? Colt? Colt?
356
00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:34,118
Where's your tool kit?
357
00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:36,191
There's some hand tools
in the side compartment.
358
00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:37,350
Okay.
359
00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:51,717
Hi. I sure didn't mean to
keep you waiting this long.
360
00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:54,155
Oh, well, I don't mind.
You know, I kept myself busy.
361
00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:56,231
Listen, why don't we just
walk on down the street about a block?
362
00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:57,719
We can have ourselves a drink,
363
00:23:57,800 --> 00:23:59,950
and my apartment's right around the corner
from the tavern.
364
00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:02,350
Oh, well, normally I wouldn't mind, Herman,
365
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:06,991
but I think I'd much rather drive
to that roadhouse you told me about.
366
00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:08,514
You know, I'm thinking of settling down here
367
00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:10,432
and I might want to find a job over there.
368
00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:13,797
Well, I think that's great.
You know, I like having you around.
369
00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:17,555
You know, I bet I could even get you
hooked up with a job at the Army base.
370
00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:21,520
Now that Sgt Gleason, he's always
looking for pretty girls for hostesses.
371
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:23,354
And the money's real good.
372
00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:25,954
You know, my brother had a truck just like this,
373
00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:28,680
and it would do a quarter of a mile
in eight seconds.
374
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:33,277
Eight seconds? Shoot. That's walking.
You ain't seen nothing yet.
375
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:45,879
What the hell?
376
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:51,076
- Good work, Deputy. Thanks a lot.
- Hey!
377
00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:54,312
- Great driving, Deputy.
- On second thought, I think I'll walk.
378
00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:57,959
But wait a minute. Wait a minute, wait a minute!
379
00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:00,838
Where you 96"“)?
380
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:13,710
How'd you do that?
381
00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:16,360
I switched the linkage on his transmission lever.
382
00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:20,035
- You're sensational.
- I'm rich, too. I've got Terri's credit card.
383
00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:24,390
- Well, now, even I never pulled that one off.
- Well, it takes practice.
384
00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:27,836
- So, what do you have in mind?
- Well, the Army base. I gotta get in there.
385
00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:31,629
Colt, I passed it on the way in.
It's got an 8-foot electrical fence.
386
00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:33,199
Okay, here's what we try for.
387
00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:35,430
You'll be doing a marathon drive,
but I think you can do it.
388
00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:37,989
You gotta make Dallas and back tonight.
389
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:41,436
There's a studio there. I want you to
contact a man named Harry Thomason.
390
00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:44,160
Tell him I'll need Big Bertha
and a mounting platform.
391
00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:46,277
In the morning, stop at the Army surplus store.
392
00:25:46,360 --> 00:25:48,874
Pick up a couple of sets of Army fatigues.
You got that?
393
00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:50,030
I got it.
394
00:25:50,120 --> 00:25:52,031
Are you gonna really try
and get on that Army base?
395
00:25:52,120 --> 00:25:54,714
No, we are. You’ve just been drafted.
396
00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:12,997
- Okay. All set.
- It's a wonder we won the war.
397
00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:16,038
- I'd rather be in the Navy.
- Well, you'd just get seasick.
398
00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:18,955
Are you so sure that Jimmie Joe is on that base?
399
00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:20,918
Well, he's not in the town jail.
400
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:24,959
The Sheriff did offer us a deal with Sgt Gleason.
It all adds up.
401
00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:27,590
Well, even if he is there, what can we do?
402
00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:30,240
Well, we're gonna end run him right out of there.
403
00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:42,236
700 pounds. just right.
404
00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:59,359
- Howie, where are you? Howie? Howie?
- Colt. Up here.
405
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:05,877
How'd you get up there with 700 pounds?
406
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:08,873
700? I thought you said 1,100.
407
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:10,792
Would you come on down?
408
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:26,239
This is Price. We've got two intruders in Sector 3.
Request assistance.
409
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:40,510
Colt! Come out of that ditch!
410
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:55,517
COLT: Hold your fire. Hold your fire.
Hold your fire. We surrender.
411
00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:11,155
There's easier ways to do things, fellows.
You could have just enlisted.
412
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:28,679
- Hey, Colt. What are you doing here?
- Well, I was looking for you.
413
00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:30,273
Now, what the hell are you
doing in that football gear?
414
00:28:30,360 --> 00:28:32,590
I'm not exactly sure, but I talked to Coach Huey
415
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:34,478
and he said to go along with this
for a week or so.
416
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:35,630
Go along with what?
417
00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:38,872
You just worry less about your cousin
and more about your own problems.
418
00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:41,156
Sergeant. Sergeant, look, we might have a chance
419
00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:42,560
to play a decent game after all.
420
00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:45,234
You see, Colt here played quarterback
in college for three years.
421
00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:48,358
He was headed for the pros,
but, well, he had a bad knee.
422
00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:50,750
- So?
- So, look, this is a chance
423
00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:52,069
at something that I always wanted.
424
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:53,559
You get yourself a quarterback,
425
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:56,439
and I finally get to play
on the same team with Colt.
426
00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:00,071
- What about him?
- Who? Howie?
427
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:04,677
Now, Howie's all right, but, you see,
Howie's a Munson and not a Seavers.
428
00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:07,197
- And glad of it.
- Hey, now don't be pushing me.
429
00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:08,350
I'm warning you. Don't you...
430
00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:11,273
All right. All right.
You go on back to the practice field.
431
00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:13,397
- You two stand fast.
- All right.
432
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:17,280
What is he doing here?
And what's all this about a football game?
433
00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:18,759
Well, him and his friends got arrested
434
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:22,151
for trespassing on an Army base
with a bag of drugs.
435
00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:23,839
Come on, I don't believe that.
436
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:26,673
Well, maybe Jimmie Joe
didn't have anything to do with it,
437
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:30,037
but I could sure make a good case
against all of them.
438
00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:33,112
Of course, there'd be a lot of publicity.
439
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:36,272
You can either get a lawyer
or you can play football for me.
440
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:41,560
Symbolically speaking,
the ball is now in your hands.
441
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:51,518
Thirty-six. Hup one. Hup two. Hup three.
442
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:55,031
Come on, guys. Come on. Try it again.
443
00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:58,075
Count of three.
444
00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:02,079
That's it. Hup one, hup.
445
00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:11,630
- Thirty-six. Hup one, hup two.
- Come on, Mike, snap it on one.
446
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:13,358
We can't play without the ball.
447
00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:15,474
Hup one, hup two.
448
00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:21,310
Come on, guys, block!
449
00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:26,757
Okay, guys, gather up.
450
00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:31,474
Like the enthusiasm.
I can't say I like the practice.
451
00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:35,110
It wasn't bad, but it wasn't good.
452
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:38,033
A little more hard work,
and I think we can get it together.
453
00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:40,471
Here comes the enemy.
454
00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:42,194
(CHANTING)
455
00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:43,759
- How do we march?
- On the double.
456
00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:45,399
- Where do we go?
- Where there's trouble.
457
00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:48,393
- That's the team we're supposed to play?
- That's the team.
458
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:52,075
- One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four!
- One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four!
459
00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:53,514
About face!
460
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,514
Jumping jacks. Ready. Begin.
- I'm too young to die.
461
00:30:57,600 --> 00:31:00,194
Hell, I'm too old to die. All right, that's it, fellows.
462
00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:09,393
You don't expect this bunch
to play them, do you?
463
00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:13,314
Play them? I expect you to beat them. You got it?
464
00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:17,914
Keep it up. One, two...
465
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,594
- What you doing? Keep it up. join the ranks.
- Captain?
466
00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:22,114
You come to offer me a forfeit?
467
00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:24,476
No, Sergeant.
I was going to suggest a cancellation.
468
00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:27,154
I don't like to see soldiers injured for no reason.
469
00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:30,517
You've got a few flashy players on your team,
but they don't stand a chance.
470
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:32,113
Where'd these guys come from, anyway?
471
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:34,840
We're re-processing them out of japan.
472
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:36,957
Don't worry, the game will go off as scheduled.
473
00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:39,680
- There's no reason for it.
- There is a reason for it.
474
00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:42,070
I want to go on this tour as much as you do.
475
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:44,913
Well, I want it for the sake
of the service and the sport.
476
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:47,594
Knowing you, I doubt if your motives are as pure.
477
00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:51,913
Maybe some of your officers and gentlemen
aren't so pure either, sir.
478
00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:54,237
- I may cancel this game.
- Go ahead.
479
00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:57,551
I'll claim a forfeit and I'll go on the tour anyway.
480
00:31:57,880 --> 00:31:59,712
We'll play. Dismissed.
481
00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:08,317
Well, you heard enough to know one thing.
482
00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:11,438
Yeah, that the Captain has good taste
in his judgement of men.
483
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:16,879
Funny. But you better win this game or you
and your relatives will be missing in action.
484
00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:34,159
Captain Jones has got a thing for my scalp.
485
00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:37,551
So, I don't want the goods on the base
any longer than they have to be.
486
00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:40,792
-Win or lose, we gotta move them.
- Well, you ready for another?
487
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:45,556
Well, now that is what I call pretty.
488
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:50,432
- What's your name, girl?
- Well, you can call me Jody, Sergeant.
489
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:55,276
Pretty name, too. Well, Jody,
you know the rules and the cut you get,
490
00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:59,991
so if you swivel around a lot,
you can make a nice dollar for both of us.
491
00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:03,271
Well, I'll be sure to do that, Sergeant.
492
00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:08,872
Sure, we can out-pizzazz them
for a quarter or two,
493
00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:12,112
but sooner or later they're gonna figure out
all we got is a four-man team.
494
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:13,520
- Five.
- Four and a half.
495
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:15,671
It's you and me, Jimmie Joe. It's gonna happen.
496
00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:19,116
- You don't see me leaving town.
- Hey, I don't see anybody leaving town.
497
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:23,512
Will you two cool it till I find you
a friendlier place to fight in?
498
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:25,159
Now, I can only handle one problem at a time,
499
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:28,471
and that's figuring out a game plan
and then an escape plan.
500
00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:32,311
- Okay, what'll it be, boys?
- Beer.
501
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:33,993
- The same.
- What are you doing here?
502
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:35,718
Listen, I got to talk to you.
503
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:39,352
Corner, by the slots.
504
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:43,514
- Want me to come along?
- No, stay here.
505
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:51,037
Okay. Don't ask a lot of questions,
but besides watering the whiskey,
506
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:55,159
Gleason, that sergeant over there, they've
offered me everything from Swiss watches
507
00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:58,915
to Japanese cameras.
Tax-free and wrapped in brown paper.
508
00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:02,956
They seem to have quite a business going.
But why kidnap football players?
509
00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:07,633
- Maybe they're looking for endorsements.
- I wish I was in the mood to laugh.
510
00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:12,794
- Who's the guy with Gleason?
- Oh, he's one of his salesmen.
511
00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:15,759
He offered me French champagne
and Cuban cigars.
512
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:22,989
Can you give me some cover with the MPs?
I want to keep an eye on that guy.
513
00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:26,277
- What do you want me to do?
- Use our game plan, dazzle them.
514
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:29,556
Nobody appreciates an IQ any more.
515
00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:36,476
Oh, boys, I need to use this telephone
right over here.
516
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:38,471
Can you give me some spare change?
517
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:31,117
Thirty-six. Hup one.
518
00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:45,635
Thirty-six. Hup one. Hup two. Hup three.
519
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:00,916
They're finally starting to
look like a team out there.
520
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:03,514
Maybe for a high school or a junior college team.
521
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:05,955
Gleason ought to be put in jail
for booking this game.
522
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:09,351
Yeah, Gleason ought to be put in jail
for a lot of reasons.
523
00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:12,114
Yeah, we gotta report him to the authorities.
524
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:15,639
Great statement, jimmy Schmo.
Gleason is the authorities.
525
00:36:15,720 --> 00:36:17,711
It's jimmy Joe, not jimmy Schmo.
526
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:20,633
- That's debatable at best.
- Hey, I'll...
527
00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:21,835
Come on.
528
00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:26,237
You know, if we had a half a dozen guys
that would fight like these two,
529
00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:29,358
-we'd win against the All-Stars.
- I believe that.
530
00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:31,598
But it doesn't change our situation.
531
00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:34,320
Sometime before we finish this game,
we've got to finish Gleason.
532
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:36,960
- Come on, we can't win that game.
- Maybe.
533
00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:39,477
But at least we can try to beat Gleason.
534
00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:43,831
- How do we do it?
- Well, now that I got a team,
535
00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:46,355
I guess I gotta come up with a game plan.
536
00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:51,995
ANNOUNCER: Hello again, everybody,
this is Chick Hearn,
537
00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:55,038
and this afternoon's football broadcast
is being aired closed-circuit
538
00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:57,634
to all military bases in the southern district.
539
00:36:57,720 --> 00:37:00,792
And this announcer would like to apologize.
It has been his...
540
00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:02,791
Colt, we're gonna need
some splints and crutches.
541
00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:05,315
Well, think positive.
Settle for Band-Aids and iodine.
542
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:08,754
Okay, the only chance we got
is to score first, fast and keep scoring.
543
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:13,516
We're receiving. We'll run the kickoff
to the left, reverse to Jimmie Joe.
544
00:37:13,720 --> 00:37:15,279
...a calculator to keep track of the score
545
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:17,033
-that will be run up by the Mean Berets...
- Yes, sh.
546
00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:19,555
-. . . against Golden Bluff
- Let's go get them.
547
00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:21,153
- Okay, let's go.
-...has been given to both teams,
548
00:37:21,240 --> 00:37:23,117
they come out on a good day for football.
549
00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:25,396
There's no wind,
maybe just a little bit warm, if anything.
550
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:28,677
- I know what my deal is if you win the game.
-The toss has been won by Golden Bluff“
551
00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:31,434
- What happens if you lose?
-...and they have elected to receive.
552
00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:34,399
I don't lose. We lose.
553
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:37,393
...but each one seems to have
a special intent on the ball game.
554
00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:39,676
Number 20 will do the kicking.
His name is Jackson.
555
00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:41,876
Those to receive: Number 33, Lemar Pruitt,
556
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:45,430
and Number 45, Colt Seavers.
There's the run-up on the kick.
557
00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:47,796
And they're on their way.
Jackson got a lot of toe in that one.
558
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:49,757
He takes I': down to about the 18-yard line.
559
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:52,832
Hey. There's a cross-back.
Handing the ball off to Colt Seavers.
560
00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:54,240
Hey, what the...
561
00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:57,392
After passing the ball to Number 84,
Jimmie Joe Seavers.
562
00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:58,515
Gotta talk to you, Captain.
563
00:37:58,600 --> 00:37:59,749
Here? Now?
564
00:37:59,840 --> 00:38:01,478
I don't have time to call ahead
for an appointment.
565
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:03,119
A good block thrown by Bubba Steinberg.
566
00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:04,270
Go! Go!
567
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:05,430
There are more important things,
568
00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:07,511
like your Sgt Gleason
running a prison camp on this base.
569
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:09,034
He's not my Sgt Gleason.
570
00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:17,954
- You just cost me a touchdown.
- Yeah. I'll be back on the next end sweep.
571
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:21,431
...and now Golden Bluff leading 7-0.
572
00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:25,639
The kickoff. Bolger kicks that ball high and far.
Jackson, Number 20,
573
00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:28,360
heads to the 9. He's up to the 15, the 20.
574
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:30,033
He cuts back across the gridiron,
575
00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:33,112
and he gets all the way out
to about the 52-yard line.
576
00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:35,157
It's third and short. Good block!
577
00:38:35,240 --> 00:38:36,992
Number 44, the fullback Williams, has the ball.
578
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:40,960
He cuts back, and it's a free run of 16 yards
for the score.
579
00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:44,194
Hup one. Hup two.
580
00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:46,794
Down at 6, Number 45, Colt Seavers.
581
00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:49,190
He wants to go to Howie Munson.
He's got him at the 6.
582
00:38:50,240 --> 00:38:52,197
- All right!
- All right!
583
00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:57,150
The Berets' Jackson sweeps to the right
and cuts back to pick up four yards.
584
00:38:57,240 --> 00:38:58,753
Oh, he's down on the 27.
585
00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:01,639
All right, guys,
I need to talk to the Captain again.
586
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:05,231
- Quick pitch left on two. Ready?
- Break.
587
00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:08,517
...in the backfield and he seems to have
the attention of all his teammates.
588
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:10,511
He'll go this time on a short run, we think.
589
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:12,836
- Hut two. Hut three.
-7'he same as he did in the first quarter.
590
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:16,038
The ball is back to Munson,
who leads the left side.
591
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:19,317
You better tell me what you want
before you kill me.
592
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:21,789
- I want you as a witness.
- To what? You steamrolling me?
593
00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:23,632
Getting Gleason. I got a plan.
594
00:39:23,720 --> 00:39:26,439
When I put it into effect, I want you
to follow it and see what goes down.
595
00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:28,272
Then I want you to
take whatever action you want.
596
00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:30,829
Iadies and gentlemen,
than we thought we would have for you.
597
00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:32,672
Anything that'll muzzle Gleason is okay with me.
598
00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:35,832
We're coming back for the second quarter,
and we know that you're going to enjoy it.
599
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:37,672
I apologize for the beginning of the broadcast,
600
00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:39,478
because this is a much better football game...
601
00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:42,518
- I think it's time for Howie to get injured.
- Good.
602
00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:44,716
Hey, hey. Come on, save it.
603
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:48,357
Sprint right pass, on two.
604
00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:51,512
...were swatting at each other.
I don't know what that's all about.
605
00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:54,911
Munson splits out to the right side.
Pruitt's in the slot.
606
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:57,150
- Colt Seavers in the back.
- Hut one. Hut two.
607
00:39:57,680 --> 00:40:01,389
Is he going to the air? Yes, he is.
He's looking for Munson. He hits him.
608
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:03,437
A very nice pass.
609
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:06,433
- MUNSON: My Leg!
- Yeah, I think he? hurt over there.
610
00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:08,909
Looks like a leg injury for Munson.
611
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,559
- Get in there.
- And Munson is a very valuable mg
612
00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:14,235
in the lineup of the Golden Bluff 11,
as you well know.
613
00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:16,630
Number 81 is going to come in to replace him.
614
00:40:16,720 --> 00:40:18,757
Boy, there is a tough break for Golden Bluff,
615
00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:20,751
it Munson can't get back into the contest.
616
00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:23,559
You better heal quick, boy.
I need you back in the game.
617
00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:27,349
Gets a little bit of a pep talk,
I guess, over on the far sideline.
618
00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:29,710
-1 can'? hear what the man's saying, but...
- Come on! Come on!
619
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:31,074
- Munson gets up.
- Let's go.
620
00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:33,800
Hut one. Hut two. Hut. Hut.
621
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:38,230
Colt Seavers jumps back into the pocket.
He throws to Pruitt. It's complete. He's hit.
622
00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:40,630
It pops in the air and it's picked off.
623
00:40:40,720 --> 00:40:44,679
Number 41, Weaver, has it and he is finally
hit and pulled down at the 55.
624
00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:59,035
- Have you got anything spotted?
- Well, there's a half-track.
625
00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:02,636
- Can you drive one?
- That's an armored personnel carrier.
626
00:41:02,720 --> 00:41:05,189
I took two years of ROTC at the University of...
627
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:08,998
- Okay.
- What about those two guys?
628
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:10,593
YOU got a plan?
629
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:18,638
From the enemy 40-yard line,
it's Jackson back to throw.
630
00:41:18,720 --> 00:41:21,314
Behind the defenders, it's Number 34.
He's got him at the six.
631
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:23,391
He's in for a touchdown!
632
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:33,833
(CLEARING THROAT)
633
00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:35,593
Excuse me.
634
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:56,119
Hey! Come back with that truck. Hey!
Where you going with that?
635
00:41:56,200 --> 00:42:00,910
Come back here! Bring that truck back!
Come here! Hey! Hey!
636
00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:04,873
...28-27, Golden Bluff in the dark-blue jerseys,
637
00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:07,839
20 seconds left. Hey, watch this.
It's an onside kick.
638
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:10,912
Lucas was lined up to kick,
Bolger stepped in front and kicked the ball.
639
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:14,630
How lucky, or whatever you want to call it,
can Golden Bluff be?
640
00:42:14,720 --> 00:42:17,280
Their man, Number 46, Gordon,
recovered the ball.
641
00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:20,591
Okay, guys, this is the one
we've been looking for.
642
00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:25,595
- Let's play give-away on two. Ready?
- Ready.
643
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:27,399
Give me a hand.
644
00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:31,155
...it's unbelievable. Col': Seavers, the quarterback,
645
00:42:31,240 --> 00:42:33,231
and he's going to have to
look for the big play here
646
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:34,469
or give up the football.
647
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:39,157
He's distracted momentarily by a military
vehicle appearing in the gridiron.
648
00:42:39,240 --> 00:42:41,516
Hup one, hup two.
649
00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:44,958
Colt Seavers gives the ball back to Jimmie Joe.
650
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:47,316
He fires to Lemar Pruitt,
who throws the other way.
651
00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:51,951
It's complete. Then it goes to Colt Seavers,
and he takes it in. I don't believe it.
652
00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:54,236
He took it in for an intentional safety.
653
00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:57,676
And that means the Mean Berets
have won the football game.
654
00:42:57,760 --> 00:43:00,434
The score is 29-28.
655
00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:03,080
Yes, only 100 people here, but every one of them
656
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:05,834
-with a glazed look on his or her face.
- Come on. Wilson, inflow us.
657
00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:10,997
- Let's go, men.
-...no one 1?? his right mind
658
00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:12,991
would ever throw the ball
back to the enemy territory,
659
00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:15,469
knowing they would lose the game.
660
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:18,518
But they did. That's exactly what happened,
ladies and gentlemen,
661
00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:21,240
and unless you were here to see it,
you could never believe it.
662
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:25,511
The final score is Mean Berets 29-28.
663
00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:28,240
Squad tars are whistling out of here now,
fol[owed b y jeeps.
664
00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:31,472
Next they'll have tanks, I think.
But no thanks to who won the game.
665
00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:05,036
All right. Arrest them.
666
00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:09,476
Yeah, for what?
Destroying stolen government property?
667
00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:12,918
- You'll never leave here.
- You will, Sgt Gleason.
668
00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:14,559
If this material is what I think it is,
669
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:16,756
you'll be spending the rest of your tour of duty
in Leavenworth.
670
00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:19,958
- Well, all right!
- Have some champagne, Jimmie Joe.
671
00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:21,872
Hey, hey! (GRUNTS)
672
00:44:27,520 --> 00:44:30,319
When these fellows are finished,
I'd kind of like to have my carrier back.
673
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:33,870
Yeah, well, I'd be patient, Captain.
This could last for a while.
674
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:42,837
BUBBA: Come on, boy, lean into it.
675
00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:44,957
You're supposed to have muscles in those arms.
676
00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:48,237
Which one are you talking to, Bubba?
I'll yell at the other one.
677
00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:53,190
Howie, get your elbow on the table.
678
00:44:56,720 --> 00:44:59,360
- Jimmie Joe, back in your chair.
- Hey, a beer?
679
00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:00,555
Why not?
680
00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:03,949
I'm supposed to be in training. You got any milk?
681
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:06,954
Well, Colt's never in the house long enough
to keep it fresh.
682
00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:09,509
- Come on, have a beer.
-just remember,
683
00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:12,754
I was forced.
684
00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:15,390
At least they can't throw you
in the stockade for it.
685
00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:17,790
But then, you could tip glasses
with your Sgt Gleason.
686
00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:21,795
Hey, that place ought to thin him down a little.
687
00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:23,951
You know, I'd love to buy his golf cart, though.
688
00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:26,793
- Think he'd do business with me?
- No, but Sheriff Clemens would.
689
00:45:27,080 --> 00:45:29,117
He's going to need a load of cash
to pay for his lawyers,
690
00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:30,918
and he don't have a job no more.
691
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:34,194
Will you guys shut up? I'm trying to concentrate.
692
00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:37,760
You need a brain to concentrate.
693
00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:40,392
I have a special prize for the winner.
694
00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:46,714
I did it! I won! That proves who's superior.
695
00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:51,874
- Did she say what I thought she said?
- Relax, kid. She just baked a cake.
696
00:45:52,760 --> 00:45:54,353
- A cake?
- A cake.62161
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