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♪♪
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Dave: I'll be honest with you,
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I have nothing to write
in your guest book
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because we've only been here
for 10 minutes.
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Did you just burp?
It smells like lo mein in here.
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♪♪
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But I'm so excited about
what's about to happen
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that I had to tell
someone about it.
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It all started
about a month ago.
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Whoa. What's going on
next door?
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Oh, Paul and Janice
are separating.
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Paul's keeping the house,
and Janice is moving to Florida
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to be closer to
their daughter in college.
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You need
to trim your ears.
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You look like you have
a troll doll
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trying to crawl
out of your head.
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[ Engine starts ]
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♪♪
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[ Tires squeal ]
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Seeing how happy my neighbor
was made me realize
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how much I wanted
to be happy...
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♪♪
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[ Indistinct conversation ]
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I shit you not, boys,
ballroom dance lessons.
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The ratio of women to men,
it's like 10 to 1.
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Like, I've been putting
my cha-cha
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into a different woman's mambo
every week.[ Laughter ]
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[ Jimmy Spellman's "True Love"
plays ] ...how much I wanted
to be with someone
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who was attracted to me...
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♪ Young eyes ...someone to share
those special moments with.
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♪ Starlit eyes
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♪ Starlight in your eyes
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♪ True love I wanted romance...
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something I'm not sure
I've ever had.
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♪♪
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Heading somewhere?It's my birthday weekend,
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so [grunts] Linda rented a place
at the beach.
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Oh, that sounds nice.
You like the beach?
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Hate it.
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What are you up to
this weekend?
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Not sure yet.
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Yeah, thinking about
going for a jog,
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but running as far away from
the house as fast as I can
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just isn't as appealing
since Janice moved out, right?
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Horn blares ]
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Hey, if you don't
mind me asking,
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how did you
finally end it?
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Honestly, man, I was miserable
and I didn't want to waste
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any more of my life
being unhappy.
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So the next time that I found
myself bottling up the anger,
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I just let it go.
Called her the C-bomb.
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Yeah, it was an ugly Easter,
but now I'm free.
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[ Horn blares ]
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I've had many fights
with my wife over the years,
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but until today, I had never
considered the nuclear option,
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the weapon of marriage
destruction --
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the C-bomb.
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All right.
There you go.
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Unh-unh.
He'll lose 'em.
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Well, I hope you enjoy
yourselves.
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You're actually gonna be
our last renters.
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The house was my mother's
income property,
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but she passed away
a few months ago
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and left it to me
in her will.
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I was actually
third in position
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behind her new boyfriend
and her cat.
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But luckily for me, they
were on the plane with
her [chuckles] so...
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Anyway, enjoy.
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[ Grunting ] So here I sit,
locked and loaded
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with an itchy trigger finger
just waiting to be provoked
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so I can drop the big one.
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Linda: You gotta be shitting me.
Dave, get in here.
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Time to scratch that itch.
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This is all you packed?
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We're here
for the whole weekend.
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I knew I should have supervised
the packing, but I thought,
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"Hey, it's packing.
How hard could it be?"
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These are two different
flip-flops.
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You packed
a flip and a flip.
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You flopped.
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It's like I live
with a monkey.
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You know what?
You can be a real cu--
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cu-- cu-- cu...
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Dave? Dave?
Dave?!
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[ Gasps ]
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[ Breathing heavily ]
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[ Man whistling in distance ]
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[ Refrigerator door opens ]Linda?
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Hello?
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Hey, what's up, Dave?
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Who are you?
And where's my family?
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Well, my name is Gabe.
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And your family's right in that
bedroom you just came out of.
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No, they aren't.
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[ Sighs ] Trust me,
they're in there.
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One of your sons
is dialing 911.
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Your wife's YouTubing
how to CPR.
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H-How do I skip the ad?
How do I skip the ad?!
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No!
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♪♪
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Aaaaaah!
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♪♪
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♪♪
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What the hell
is going on?
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You're dead.
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♪♪
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I don't understand.
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W-- Is this heaven?
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Nope.
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Hell?
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No.
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Look, this will go a lot
smoother if you just forget
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everything you thought
you knew about dying.
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Now, I've been told
you're a Catholic, right?
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Yeah, I am.
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Uh, went to Mass every Sunday
and confessed all my sins.
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I mean,
that's good, right?
Yeah.
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If you like telling random
old men embarrassing shit.
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Look, there are over
4,200 religions in the world,
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and not one of them
comes close to the truth
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about the specifics of who
created the Earth -- not one.
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So, are you God?
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Hell, no.
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Donny wished
he looked this good.
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Look, you'll meet him one day,
but until then,
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I suggest you lower
your expectations.
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I mean, he's a good guy,
but it's not like
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he's some magical entity
in the sky.
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Just a brilliant dude
that got bored one day
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and decided to create
a universe.
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Only problem was he made
sex feel too good.
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That's why there's
so many people on earth.
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Wait. He can't do something
about that?
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No. I mean, just 'cause
he created you
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doesn't mean he gets
to control you.
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Think of it like
an ant farm.
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You supply the sand,
pour in the ants,
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add a little food and water,
after that they're in charge.
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And you guys are
a lot smarter than ants.
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Like when old men wanted
to have sex
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long after Donny designed
their dicks to stop working,
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you guys invented
the blue pill.
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Women want to have babies
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long after their biological
clock stop ticking,
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you assholes
invented in vitro.
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So science is bad?
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No, not for you guys.
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You live longer,
happier lives.
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We're just having
a hard time keeping up
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with all the dead people.
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I don't understand.
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All right, look.
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In the early days,
death was a lot simpler.
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You lived for 23 years,
caught a cold, and died.
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But then people started
to invent this afterlife
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and all the rules you had
to follow to get there.
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It started to bum
Donny out
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that people were getting
excited over an after-party
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he wasn't even throwing,
so he created Heaven.
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Only problem was
he had no idea
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how many people he was going
to have to actually put there.
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I mean, the original Heaven
has been full up since 1843.
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Poor guy's been working nonstop
ever since to make it bigger.
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So I just, like, wait here
until a spot opens up?
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Pretty much.
Oh.
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But he did include some of
Heaven's more popular features
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to entertain you
while you wait.
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♪♪
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So when you're hungry,
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you write down
whatever you feel like eating.
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♪♪
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[ Chuckles ]
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So when you're bored,
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write down whatever
you feel like watching.
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Oh? Really? [ Laughs ]
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What's the name
of the most popular girl
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you went
to high school with?
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Oh, Betsy Daniels.
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♪♪
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Betsy?
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Yeah.
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Where am I?
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♪♪
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Pretty cool, huh?
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You get to have sex
with anyone you want.
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Are you kidding? I mean, you
can write down anybody's name?
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Eh, not exactly.
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You see,
people are hard to make
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so instead of
creating a bunch of clones,
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and this is
the genius part,
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he figured out a way
to get the people here
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while they're dreaming.
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Okay, what -- what if you write
down the name of someone
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and they're not asleep?
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I get asked that a lot.
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It's kind of hard
to explain to humans.
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The best I can do is tell you
it's kind of like
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when you DVR a show
to watch for later.
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Only thing is it's actually
nothing like that at all.
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That's amazing.
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Yeah, I know.
Donny's pretty hyped about it.
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It's all he talks about.
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Anyway, have fun.
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I'll check back on you
in a few months
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to see how you're doing.
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A few months?
Hey.
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Hey.
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How long am I supposed
to stick around this...
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Exhales deeply ]
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♪♪
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Dave?
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Hey, Paul.
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So, this is the beach house
you guys
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are staying in, huh?
Where's Linda and the boys?
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They, uh, went down to the beach
to go swimming.
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Oh, that sounds fun.
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Mm, too bad I didn't
bring my bathing suit.
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Maybe we could
go skinny dipping.
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Yeah, I bet that would
turn some heads.
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[ Radio tuning ]
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What are you doing here?
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Let me hold that book
for a minute.
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I want to listen to that
new Sturgill Simpson album.
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You said you weren't
coming back for a few months.
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That was a few months.
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You're just used
to earth time,
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and Donny made that
super slow
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or else the leaves
would just blow off.
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Oh, okay. Well, great.
[ Chuckles ]
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Everything's super cool here,
so you can take off.
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[ Object shatters ]
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Dave, you got company?
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Wow. That's pretty fast.
Good for you, man.
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So, who was it?
T-The girl from high school?
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Uh, doesn't matter.
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Someone naughty.
I like it.
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Your brother's wife.
Your wife's sister.
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No, it's just a neighbor.
You don't need to...
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You're gay?
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No. No.
[ Chuckles ]
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No. No.
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I was just --
I w-- curious.
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You said you weren't
coming back for a few months.
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Calm down.
It's all good.
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Is it really?
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I mean, is Donny cool
with homosexuality?
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Are you kidding me?
Donny loves gay people.
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You guys are helping
with the population problem.
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So, is this your first time
with a man?
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Yeah.
Cool. How was it?
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Oh, we haven't actually
done anything.
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Why?
He's not gay,
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and I'm not even sure
it's gonna happen.
257
00:11:27,774 --> 00:11:29,340
[ Chuckles ]
258
00:11:29,384 --> 00:11:31,255
Of course it's
gonna happen, man.
259
00:11:31,299 --> 00:11:33,170
This is your world.
You the king.
260
00:11:33,214 --> 00:11:35,129
You think the lion walks around
the jungle worried
261
00:11:35,172 --> 00:11:36,696
if things are gonna go
his way?
262
00:11:36,739 --> 00:11:38,349
I don't imagine he does.
263
00:11:38,393 --> 00:11:39,742
All right, then.
264
00:11:39,786 --> 00:11:43,180
Be the lion.
Go in there and pounce on him.
265
00:11:43,224 --> 00:11:45,748
So what? He might think
it's weird at first,
but he'll get into it.
266
00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:48,229
Look, straight people
have gay dreams sometimes.
267
00:11:48,272 --> 00:11:49,752
They just don't tell people
about it.
268
00:11:49,796 --> 00:11:51,798
I-I don't know.
It doesn't feel right.
269
00:11:51,841 --> 00:11:53,930
I mean, I have been
thinking about him
270
00:11:53,974 --> 00:11:55,236
ever since he moved
next door,
271
00:11:55,279 --> 00:11:58,239
but in all my fantasies,
272
00:11:58,282 --> 00:12:00,763
he's the one
who kisses me first.
273
00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:03,157
Oh, okay, I get it.
274
00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:04,941
You more of a gazelle
than a lion.
275
00:12:04,985 --> 00:12:07,727
No, I don't -- When you were
talking about me being a lion,
276
00:12:07,770 --> 00:12:09,467
I thought you meant me
going into the jungle
277
00:12:09,511 --> 00:12:11,121
and having sex
with a lion.
278
00:12:11,165 --> 00:12:12,514
But if you
introduce a gazelle
279
00:12:12,557 --> 00:12:14,081
into this whole animal
analogy thing,
280
00:12:14,124 --> 00:12:16,083
I think it falls apart.
281
00:12:16,126 --> 00:12:17,432
How so?
282
00:12:17,475 --> 00:12:19,434
Well, uh, because a lion
eats a gazelle.
283
00:12:19,477 --> 00:12:20,914
He doesn't have sex
with it.
284
00:12:20,957 --> 00:12:22,959
I was referring
to the chase, Dave.
285
00:12:23,003 --> 00:12:25,614
Okay, but once he catches the
gazelle, it still breaks down.
286
00:12:25,657 --> 00:12:27,572
Look, look, look,
all you have to do
287
00:12:27,616 --> 00:12:30,314
is replace the act of eating
with the act of sex.
288
00:12:30,358 --> 00:12:32,534
Then the analogy
makes sense again.
289
00:12:32,577 --> 00:12:33,796
If I was comparing
apples to apples,
290
00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:35,972
it would not be
an analogy.
291
00:12:36,016 --> 00:12:38,061
Right, sorry.
292
00:12:38,105 --> 00:12:42,674
Well, my point then is,
I wanted him to kiss me first.
293
00:12:42,718 --> 00:12:44,764
Then get him
to kiss you first.
294
00:12:44,807 --> 00:12:46,156
How?
295
00:12:47,114 --> 00:12:49,986
[ Sighs ]
296
00:12:50,030 --> 00:12:51,422
Paul?
297
00:12:51,466 --> 00:12:53,729
What are you doing?
298
00:12:57,951 --> 00:12:59,082
Who are you?
299
00:12:59,126 --> 00:13:00,736
Doesn't matter.
300
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,912
[ School bell rings ]
301
00:13:02,956 --> 00:13:06,437
Shit. I'm late for gym class
with Mr. Lattimore.
302
00:13:06,481 --> 00:13:08,918
See? The mind --
very susceptible
303
00:13:08,962 --> 00:13:11,834
to suggestion
when it's dreaming.
304
00:13:11,878 --> 00:13:14,489
Put your legs into it,
ya pussy.
305
00:13:14,532 --> 00:13:21,365
♪♪
306
00:13:21,409 --> 00:13:22,627
You want him to go
back to school?
307
00:13:22,671 --> 00:13:23,933
You ring a bell.
308
00:13:23,977 --> 00:13:25,282
You want him to eat?
309
00:13:25,326 --> 00:13:26,893
You write down what
his favorite food is
310
00:13:26,936 --> 00:13:28,808
and make sure
he smells it.
311
00:13:28,851 --> 00:13:30,766
You want him to kiss you?
312
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,463
All you gotta do is figure out
what makes him think
313
00:13:32,507 --> 00:13:34,639
about kissing someone.
314
00:13:34,683 --> 00:13:39,340
♪♪
315
00:13:39,383 --> 00:13:40,645
You can go.
316
00:13:42,473 --> 00:13:44,824
[ Lion roars ]
317
00:13:47,087 --> 00:13:56,009
♪♪
318
00:13:56,052 --> 00:14:02,667
♪♪
319
00:14:02,711 --> 00:14:04,017
[ Radio tunes ]
320
00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:06,410
[ Jimmy Spellman's "True Love"
plays ]
321
00:14:06,454 --> 00:14:13,940
♪♪
322
00:14:13,983 --> 00:14:16,638
♪ Young eyes
323
00:14:16,681 --> 00:14:19,902
♪ Starlit eyes
324
00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:24,733
♪ Starlight in your eyes
325
00:14:24,776 --> 00:14:29,346
♪ True love is our love
326
00:14:29,390 --> 00:14:33,133
♪ Tonight
327
00:14:35,048 --> 00:14:37,311
♪ Young lips
328
00:14:37,354 --> 00:14:40,009
♪ Your sweet lips
329
00:14:40,053 --> 00:14:44,927
♪ When they're pressed
to my lips ♪
330
00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:49,714
♪ They tell of the love
331
00:14:49,758 --> 00:14:53,414
♪ In our hearts
332
00:14:56,069 --> 00:15:00,377
♪ When your hands caress me
333
00:15:00,421 --> 00:15:05,556
♪ I feel Heaven blessed me
334
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:10,126
♪ For I feel the warmth
335
00:15:10,170 --> 00:15:14,739
♪ Of your charms
336
00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:20,789
♪ Young arms enfold me
337
00:15:20,832 --> 00:15:25,925
♪ Forever will hold me
338
00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:30,886
♪ For true love is our love
339
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,802
♪ Tonight
340
00:15:33,845 --> 00:15:41,462
♪♪
341
00:15:41,505 --> 00:15:49,122
♪♪
342
00:15:49,165 --> 00:15:56,825
♪♪
343
00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:59,306
♪ Young eyes
344
00:15:59,349 --> 00:16:02,309
♪ Starlit eyes
345
00:16:02,352 --> 00:16:07,183
♪ Starlight in your eyes
346
00:16:07,227 --> 00:16:12,058
♪ True love is our love
347
00:16:12,101 --> 00:16:15,713
♪ Tonight
348
00:16:17,541 --> 00:16:19,761
♪ Young lips
349
00:16:19,804 --> 00:16:22,459
♪ Your sweet lips
350
00:16:22,503 --> 00:16:27,508
♪ When they're pressed
to my lips ♪
351
00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:32,121
♪ They tell of the love
352
00:16:32,165 --> 00:16:35,603
♪ In our hearts
353
00:16:38,432 --> 00:16:42,958
♪ When your hands caress me
354
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:46,048
♪ I feel, feel, feel... [ Thudding ]
355
00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:49,312
[ Gasps, breathing heavily ]
356
00:16:49,356 --> 00:16:51,706
Welcome back, buddy.
357
00:16:51,749 --> 00:16:55,231
Aw, shit.
358
00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:07,809
♪♪
359
00:17:07,852 --> 00:17:09,376
Can't believe we drove
all the way to the beach
360
00:17:09,419 --> 00:17:11,813
and had to spend the whole
weekend in the hospital.
361
00:17:11,856 --> 00:17:13,075
Sorry, guys.
362
00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:14,729
What was it like, Dad?
363
00:17:14,772 --> 00:17:16,339
What was what like?
364
00:17:16,383 --> 00:17:18,037
Being dead.
365
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,908
You were just laying there
not breathing
366
00:17:19,951 --> 00:17:21,997
for almost a minute.
367
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,346
Did you see
a bright light?
368
00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:24,869
No, no.
369
00:17:24,913 --> 00:17:27,002
I don't think
I was actually dead.
370
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,961
My brain
was still working.
371
00:17:30,005 --> 00:17:32,877
I was hallucinating
all kinds of weird stuff.
372
00:17:32,921 --> 00:17:36,533
What kind of weird stuff?
373
00:17:36,577 --> 00:17:37,969
I don't remember.
374
00:17:44,498 --> 00:17:49,198
♪♪
375
00:17:49,242 --> 00:17:50,765
[ Engine shuts off ]
376
00:17:50,808 --> 00:17:52,114
♪♪
377
00:17:52,158 --> 00:17:54,464
Uh, guys, what about
the luggage?
378
00:17:54,508 --> 00:17:56,075
Just take one at a time.
379
00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:58,729
They said it was good to resume
normal activity.
380
00:17:58,773 --> 00:18:02,516
♪♪
381
00:18:02,559 --> 00:18:04,170
Hey, buddy.
382
00:18:05,649 --> 00:18:08,261
Hey.
Hey, man.
How was the beach?
383
00:18:08,304 --> 00:18:10,741
Ah, fine.
Uh, beach was fine.
384
00:18:10,785 --> 00:18:13,440
I had a dream about you.
385
00:18:13,483 --> 00:18:15,572
What?
386
00:18:15,616 --> 00:18:17,748
I'm s-- What? I'm sorry.
What did you just say?
387
00:18:17,792 --> 00:18:20,316
I had this dream that you and I
were in a beach house.
388
00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:21,883
[ Laughs ]
I don't remember much.
389
00:18:21,926 --> 00:18:23,406
Uh, there were bare feet
390
00:18:23,450 --> 00:18:26,627
and I think my junior high
school gym teacher was there
391
00:18:26,670 --> 00:18:29,064
and there was music playing
of some kind.
392
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,979
It's weird, huh?
393
00:18:33,416 --> 00:18:36,289
I'm gay.
394
00:18:36,332 --> 00:18:37,464
Excuse me?
395
00:18:39,727 --> 00:18:41,424
I'm gay.
396
00:18:41,468 --> 00:18:42,817
Really?
397
00:18:42,860 --> 00:18:46,255
Well, that's, uh...
that's great, buddy.
398
00:18:46,299 --> 00:18:48,214
Did you discover this
at the beach?
399
00:18:48,257 --> 00:18:50,781
No, no, no, no.
I've known my whole life.
400
00:18:50,825 --> 00:18:53,436
I was raised Catholic,
so I was always battling
401
00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:55,438
with the belief that...
402
00:18:55,482 --> 00:18:57,919
Say, you're not gay,
are you?
403
00:18:57,962 --> 00:19:00,617
No.
No.
404
00:19:00,661 --> 00:19:02,402
But my brother is.
405
00:19:02,445 --> 00:19:04,969
In fact, I think --
I think you might like him.
406
00:19:05,013 --> 00:19:06,406
Wha--
Mm-hmm.
407
00:19:06,449 --> 00:19:10,279
He got the looks.
I got the brains, you know?
408
00:19:10,323 --> 00:19:12,629
Maybe text me his number.For sure.
409
00:19:12,673 --> 00:19:14,327
[ Laughs ]
410
00:19:14,370 --> 00:19:17,939
Linda!
I need to tell you something.
411
00:19:17,982 --> 00:19:21,986
♪♪
412
00:19:22,030 --> 00:19:25,207
♪ You were sleepin'
413
00:19:25,251 --> 00:19:29,124
♪ Sweet dreamin'
414
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:32,649
♪ Then the morning sun said
415
00:19:32,693 --> 00:19:35,609
♪ "It's time, boy, it's time"
416
00:19:37,785 --> 00:19:41,180
♪ You threw your head back
417
00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:45,009
♪ You shook your fist out
418
00:19:45,053 --> 00:19:48,143
♪ Cried mercy to the sky
419
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:51,886
♪ Oh, why, oh, why
420
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:57,021
♪ This ain't your tragic fall
421
00:19:57,065 --> 00:20:00,721
♪ It's your wake-up call
422
00:20:00,764 --> 00:20:04,507
♪ This is your wake-up call
423
00:20:04,551 --> 00:20:08,119
♪ Don't fear that big,
bad heart ♪
424
00:20:08,163 --> 00:20:14,038
♪ Don't set your mind
a reelin' ♪
425
00:20:14,082 --> 00:20:17,128
♪ Cannonball through
that great wall ♪
426
00:20:17,172 --> 00:20:21,916
♪ You built around
your feelings ♪
427
00:20:21,959 --> 00:20:24,875
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh
428
00:20:24,919 --> 00:20:27,487
[ Rhythmic clapping ]
429
00:20:27,530 --> 00:20:31,273
♪ So take those roses
430
00:20:31,317 --> 00:20:34,711
♪ When they're given
431
00:20:34,755 --> 00:20:37,975
♪ And give yourself a break
432
00:20:38,019 --> 00:20:42,241
♪ From the hard way
you've been livin' ♪
433
00:20:43,894 --> 00:20:46,723
♪ This ain't your tragic fall
434
00:20:46,767 --> 00:20:51,032
♪ It's your wake-up call
435
00:20:51,075 --> 00:20:53,774
♪ This ain't your tragic fall
436
00:20:53,817 --> 00:20:57,734
♪ It's your wake-up call
437
00:20:57,778 --> 00:21:01,042
♪ This is your wake-up call
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