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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,219 --> 00:00:07,746 ♪♪ 2 00:00:07,790 --> 00:00:09,226 Dave: I'll be honest with you, 3 00:00:09,270 --> 00:00:10,836 I have nothing to write in your guest book 4 00:00:10,880 --> 00:00:13,187 because we've only been here for 10 minutes. 5 00:00:13,230 --> 00:00:15,928 Did you just burp? It smells like lo mein in here. 6 00:00:15,972 --> 00:00:18,192 ♪♪ 7 00:00:18,235 --> 00:00:20,498 But I'm so excited about what's about to happen 8 00:00:20,542 --> 00:00:22,631 that I had to tell someone about it. 9 00:00:22,674 --> 00:00:26,243 It all started about a month ago. 10 00:00:26,287 --> 00:00:29,333 Whoa. What's going on next door? 11 00:00:29,377 --> 00:00:31,553 Oh, Paul and Janice are separating. 12 00:00:31,596 --> 00:00:33,642 Paul's keeping the house, and Janice is moving to Florida 13 00:00:33,685 --> 00:00:36,297 to be closer to their daughter in college. 14 00:00:36,340 --> 00:00:38,473 You need to trim your ears. 15 00:00:38,516 --> 00:00:39,996 You look like you have a troll doll 16 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:41,432 trying to crawl out of your head. 17 00:00:41,476 --> 00:00:43,086 [ Engine starts ] 18 00:00:43,130 --> 00:00:45,393 ♪♪ 19 00:00:45,436 --> 00:00:47,786 [ Tires squeal ] 20 00:00:47,830 --> 00:00:50,441 Seeing how happy my neighbor was made me realize 21 00:00:50,485 --> 00:00:52,661 how much I wanted to be happy... 22 00:00:52,704 --> 00:00:55,229 ♪♪ 23 00:00:55,272 --> 00:00:58,884 [ Indistinct conversation ] 24 00:00:58,928 --> 00:01:02,105 I shit you not, boys, ballroom dance lessons. 25 00:01:02,149 --> 00:01:05,108 The ratio of women to men, it's like 10 to 1. 26 00:01:05,152 --> 00:01:07,197 Like, I've been putting my cha-cha 27 00:01:07,241 --> 00:01:11,114 into a different woman's mambo every week.[ Laughter ] 28 00:01:11,158 --> 00:01:13,377 [ Jimmy Spellman's "True Love" plays ] ...how much I wanted to be with someone 29 00:01:13,421 --> 00:01:15,727 who was attracted to me... 30 00:01:15,771 --> 00:01:18,643 ♪ Young eyes ...someone to share those special moments with. 31 00:01:18,687 --> 00:01:21,255 ♪ Starlit eyes 32 00:01:21,298 --> 00:01:26,129 ♪ Starlight in your eyes 33 00:01:26,173 --> 00:01:28,436 ♪ True love I wanted romance... 34 00:01:28,479 --> 00:01:30,873 something I'm not sure I've ever had. 35 00:01:30,916 --> 00:01:40,143 ♪♪ 36 00:01:40,187 --> 00:01:42,798 Heading somewhere?It's my birthday weekend, 37 00:01:42,841 --> 00:01:45,888 so [grunts] Linda rented a place at the beach. 38 00:01:45,931 --> 00:01:48,195 Oh, that sounds nice. You like the beach? 39 00:01:48,238 --> 00:01:49,718 Hate it. 40 00:01:52,982 --> 00:01:54,723 What are you up to this weekend? 41 00:01:54,766 --> 00:01:55,985 Not sure yet. 42 00:01:56,028 --> 00:01:57,595 Yeah, thinking about going for a jog, 43 00:01:57,639 --> 00:02:00,076 but running as far away from the house as fast as I can 44 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,034 just isn't as appealing since Janice moved out, right? 45 00:02:02,078 --> 00:02:03,601 [ Laughs ] 46 00:02:03,645 --> 00:02:05,690 [ Horn blares ] 47 00:02:08,302 --> 00:02:10,695 Hey, if you don't mind me asking, 48 00:02:10,739 --> 00:02:13,263 how did you finally end it? 49 00:02:13,307 --> 00:02:15,396 Honestly, man, I was miserable and I didn't want to waste 50 00:02:15,439 --> 00:02:17,224 any more of my life being unhappy. 51 00:02:17,267 --> 00:02:21,010 So the next time that I found myself bottling up the anger, 52 00:02:21,053 --> 00:02:23,534 I just let it go. Called her the C-bomb. 53 00:02:23,578 --> 00:02:27,408 Yeah, it was an ugly Easter, but now I'm free. 54 00:02:27,451 --> 00:02:31,238 [ Horn blares ] 55 00:02:31,281 --> 00:02:34,458 I've had many fights with my wife over the years, 56 00:02:34,502 --> 00:02:39,115 but until today, I had never considered the nuclear option, 57 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:42,162 the weapon of marriage destruction -- 58 00:02:42,205 --> 00:02:44,599 the C-bomb. 59 00:02:44,642 --> 00:02:46,296 All right. There you go. 60 00:02:46,340 --> 00:02:48,385 Unh-unh. He'll lose 'em. 61 00:02:48,429 --> 00:02:50,213 Well, I hope you enjoy yourselves. 62 00:02:50,257 --> 00:02:51,997 You're actually gonna be our last renters. 63 00:02:52,041 --> 00:02:53,608 The house was my mother's income property, 64 00:02:53,651 --> 00:02:54,957 but she passed away a few months ago 65 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,915 and left it to me in her will. 66 00:02:56,959 --> 00:02:58,221 I was actually third in position 67 00:02:58,265 --> 00:03:00,267 behind her new boyfriend and her cat. 68 00:03:00,310 --> 00:03:02,878 But luckily for me, they were on the plane with her [chuckles] so... 69 00:03:02,921 --> 00:03:04,271 Anyway, enjoy. 70 00:03:05,924 --> 00:03:09,232 [ Grunting ] So here I sit, locked and loaded 71 00:03:09,276 --> 00:03:12,453 with an itchy trigger finger just waiting to be provoked 72 00:03:12,496 --> 00:03:14,672 so I can drop the big one. 73 00:03:14,716 --> 00:03:18,241 Linda: You gotta be shitting me. Dave, get in here. 74 00:03:18,285 --> 00:03:21,810 Time to scratch that itch. 75 00:03:21,853 --> 00:03:24,247 This is all you packed? 76 00:03:24,291 --> 00:03:26,249 We're here for the whole weekend. 77 00:03:26,293 --> 00:03:28,077 I knew I should have supervised the packing, but I thought, 78 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:31,646 "Hey, it's packing. How hard could it be?" 79 00:03:31,689 --> 00:03:34,649 These are two different flip-flops. 80 00:03:34,692 --> 00:03:36,564 You packed a flip and a flip. 81 00:03:36,607 --> 00:03:37,826 You flopped. 82 00:03:37,869 --> 00:03:41,438 It's like I live with a monkey. 83 00:03:41,482 --> 00:03:44,311 You know what? You can be a real cu-- 84 00:03:44,354 --> 00:03:48,315 cu-- cu-- cu... 85 00:03:48,358 --> 00:03:51,622 Dave? Dave? Dave?! 86 00:03:51,666 --> 00:03:53,102 [ Gasps ] 87 00:03:53,145 --> 00:03:55,626 [ Breathing heavily ] 88 00:04:01,589 --> 00:04:05,332 [ Man whistling in distance ] 89 00:04:06,550 --> 00:04:08,596 [ Refrigerator door opens ]Linda? 90 00:04:14,863 --> 00:04:17,518 Hello? 91 00:04:17,561 --> 00:04:19,650 Hey, what's up, Dave? 92 00:04:19,694 --> 00:04:22,131 Who are you? And where's my family? 93 00:04:22,174 --> 00:04:24,133 Well, my name is Gabe. 94 00:04:24,176 --> 00:04:27,092 And your family's right in that bedroom you just came out of. 95 00:04:29,747 --> 00:04:32,315 No, they aren't. 96 00:04:32,359 --> 00:04:34,317 [ Sighs ] Trust me, they're in there. 97 00:04:34,361 --> 00:04:37,059 One of your sons is dialing 911. 98 00:04:37,102 --> 00:04:40,149 Your wife's YouTubing how to CPR. 99 00:04:40,192 --> 00:04:44,545 H-How do I skip the ad? How do I skip the ad?! 100 00:04:44,588 --> 00:04:46,373 No! 101 00:04:46,416 --> 00:04:48,940 ♪♪ 102 00:04:48,984 --> 00:04:52,335 Aaaaaah! 103 00:04:52,379 --> 00:04:59,821 ♪♪ 104 00:04:59,864 --> 00:05:06,784 ♪♪ 105 00:05:06,828 --> 00:05:09,265 What the hell is going on? 106 00:05:10,571 --> 00:05:12,094 You're dead. 107 00:05:16,664 --> 00:05:20,842 ♪♪ 108 00:05:20,885 --> 00:05:22,539 I don't understand. 109 00:05:22,583 --> 00:05:25,673 W-- Is this heaven? 110 00:05:25,716 --> 00:05:28,676 Nope. 111 00:05:28,719 --> 00:05:29,851 Hell? 112 00:05:29,894 --> 00:05:31,374 No. 113 00:05:31,418 --> 00:05:33,724 Look, this will go a lot smoother if you just forget 114 00:05:33,768 --> 00:05:36,423 everything you thought you knew about dying. 115 00:05:36,466 --> 00:05:38,729 Now, I've been told you're a Catholic, right? 116 00:05:38,773 --> 00:05:40,470 Yeah, I am. 117 00:05:40,514 --> 00:05:42,472 Uh, went to Mass every Sunday and confessed all my sins. 118 00:05:42,516 --> 00:05:45,170 I mean, that's good, right? Yeah. 119 00:05:45,214 --> 00:05:47,216 If you like telling random old men embarrassing shit. 120 00:05:49,566 --> 00:05:53,178 Look, there are over 4,200 religions in the world, 121 00:05:53,222 --> 00:05:55,137 and not one of them comes close to the truth 122 00:05:55,180 --> 00:05:58,314 about the specifics of who created the Earth -- not one. 123 00:06:01,622 --> 00:06:03,014 So, are you God? 124 00:06:03,058 --> 00:06:04,494 Hell, no. 125 00:06:04,538 --> 00:06:06,583 Donny wished he looked this good. 126 00:06:06,627 --> 00:06:09,934 Look, you'll meet him one day, but until then, 127 00:06:09,978 --> 00:06:11,893 I suggest you lower your expectations. 128 00:06:11,936 --> 00:06:13,416 I mean, he's a good guy, but it's not like 129 00:06:13,460 --> 00:06:15,810 he's some magical entity in the sky. 130 00:06:15,853 --> 00:06:18,290 Just a brilliant dude that got bored one day 131 00:06:18,334 --> 00:06:20,380 and decided to create a universe. 132 00:06:20,423 --> 00:06:22,643 Only problem was he made sex feel too good. 133 00:06:22,686 --> 00:06:24,471 That's why there's so many people on earth. 134 00:06:24,514 --> 00:06:26,429 Wait. He can't do something about that? 135 00:06:26,473 --> 00:06:28,823 No. I mean, just 'cause he created you 136 00:06:28,866 --> 00:06:31,434 doesn't mean he gets to control you. 137 00:06:31,478 --> 00:06:35,003 Think of it like an ant farm. 138 00:06:35,046 --> 00:06:37,353 You supply the sand, pour in the ants, 139 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:40,530 add a little food and water, after that they're in charge. 140 00:06:41,792 --> 00:06:44,142 And you guys are a lot smarter than ants. 141 00:06:44,186 --> 00:06:47,537 Like when old men wanted to have sex 142 00:06:47,581 --> 00:06:50,453 long after Donny designed their dicks to stop working, 143 00:06:50,497 --> 00:06:52,150 you guys invented the blue pill. 144 00:06:52,194 --> 00:06:53,717 Women want to have babies 145 00:06:53,761 --> 00:06:56,024 long after their biological clock stop ticking, 146 00:06:56,067 --> 00:06:58,243 you assholes invented in vitro. 147 00:06:58,287 --> 00:06:59,984 So science is bad? 148 00:07:00,028 --> 00:07:01,551 No, not for you guys. 149 00:07:01,595 --> 00:07:03,248 You live longer, happier lives. 150 00:07:03,292 --> 00:07:04,598 We're just having a hard time keeping up 151 00:07:04,641 --> 00:07:07,122 with all the dead people. 152 00:07:07,165 --> 00:07:08,602 I don't understand. 153 00:07:08,645 --> 00:07:10,212 All right, look. 154 00:07:12,257 --> 00:07:15,609 In the early days, death was a lot simpler. 155 00:07:15,652 --> 00:07:19,221 You lived for 23 years, caught a cold, and died. 156 00:07:19,264 --> 00:07:21,223 But then people started to invent this afterlife 157 00:07:21,266 --> 00:07:23,355 and all the rules you had to follow to get there. 158 00:07:23,399 --> 00:07:24,922 It started to bum Donny out 159 00:07:24,966 --> 00:07:26,707 that people were getting excited over an after-party 160 00:07:26,750 --> 00:07:29,884 he wasn't even throwing, so he created Heaven. 161 00:07:29,927 --> 00:07:31,581 Only problem was he had no idea 162 00:07:31,625 --> 00:07:34,454 how many people he was going to have to actually put there. 163 00:07:34,497 --> 00:07:37,805 I mean, the original Heaven has been full up since 1843. 164 00:07:37,848 --> 00:07:40,460 Poor guy's been working nonstop ever since to make it bigger. 165 00:07:40,503 --> 00:07:45,116 So I just, like, wait here until a spot opens up? 166 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:47,423 Pretty much. Oh. 167 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:50,295 But he did include some of Heaven's more popular features 168 00:07:50,339 --> 00:07:51,993 to entertain you while you wait. 169 00:07:52,036 --> 00:07:53,995 ♪♪ 170 00:07:54,038 --> 00:07:55,431 So when you're hungry, 171 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:57,868 you write down whatever you feel like eating. 172 00:07:57,912 --> 00:08:02,525 ♪♪ 173 00:08:02,569 --> 00:08:03,918 [ Chuckles ] 174 00:08:03,961 --> 00:08:05,441 So when you're bored, 175 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:08,488 write down whatever you feel like watching. 176 00:08:08,531 --> 00:08:11,360 Oh? Really? [ Laughs ] 177 00:08:11,403 --> 00:08:12,796 What's the name of the most popular girl 178 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:14,842 you went to high school with? 179 00:08:14,885 --> 00:08:17,061 Oh, Betsy Daniels. 180 00:08:17,105 --> 00:08:25,940 ♪♪ 181 00:08:25,983 --> 00:08:27,245 Betsy? 182 00:08:27,289 --> 00:08:28,595 Yeah. 183 00:08:28,638 --> 00:08:30,031 Where am I? 184 00:08:30,074 --> 00:08:33,556 ♪♪ 185 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:34,992 Pretty cool, huh? 186 00:08:35,036 --> 00:08:36,820 You get to have sex with anyone you want. 187 00:08:36,864 --> 00:08:40,041 Are you kidding? I mean, you can write down anybody's name? 188 00:08:40,084 --> 00:08:41,303 Eh, not exactly. 189 00:08:41,346 --> 00:08:42,652 You see, people are hard to make 190 00:08:42,696 --> 00:08:44,175 so instead of creating a bunch of clones, 191 00:08:44,219 --> 00:08:45,916 and this is the genius part, 192 00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:47,831 he figured out a way to get the people here 193 00:08:47,875 --> 00:08:49,485 while they're dreaming. 194 00:08:51,922 --> 00:08:54,577 Okay, what -- what if you write down the name of someone 195 00:08:54,621 --> 00:08:55,839 and they're not asleep? 196 00:08:55,883 --> 00:08:57,493 I get asked that a lot. 197 00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:59,669 It's kind of hard to explain to humans. 198 00:08:59,713 --> 00:09:01,410 The best I can do is tell you it's kind of like 199 00:09:01,453 --> 00:09:04,413 when you DVR a show to watch for later. 200 00:09:04,456 --> 00:09:06,546 Only thing is it's actually nothing like that at all. 201 00:09:10,854 --> 00:09:12,334 That's amazing. 202 00:09:12,377 --> 00:09:14,162 Yeah, I know. Donny's pretty hyped about it. 203 00:09:14,205 --> 00:09:15,729 It's all he talks about. 204 00:09:15,772 --> 00:09:17,121 Anyway, have fun. 205 00:09:17,165 --> 00:09:18,470 I'll check back on you in a few months 206 00:09:18,514 --> 00:09:19,559 to see how you're doing. 207 00:09:19,602 --> 00:09:20,777 A few months? Hey. 208 00:09:20,821 --> 00:09:22,344 Hey. 209 00:09:22,387 --> 00:09:25,086 How long am I supposed to stick around this... 210 00:09:25,129 --> 00:09:30,352 ♪♪ 211 00:09:30,395 --> 00:09:35,618 ♪♪ 212 00:09:35,662 --> 00:09:37,272 [ Exhales deeply ] 213 00:09:37,315 --> 00:09:40,710 ♪♪ 214 00:09:40,754 --> 00:09:42,103 Dave? 215 00:09:42,146 --> 00:09:43,800 Hey, Paul. 216 00:09:49,066 --> 00:09:50,677 So, this is the beach house you guys 217 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:55,203 are staying in, huh? Where's Linda and the boys? 218 00:09:55,246 --> 00:09:57,814 They, uh, went down to the beach to go swimming. 219 00:09:57,858 --> 00:10:00,121 Oh, that sounds fun. 220 00:10:00,164 --> 00:10:03,515 Mm, too bad I didn't bring my bathing suit. 221 00:10:03,559 --> 00:10:06,301 Maybe we could go skinny dipping. 222 00:10:06,344 --> 00:10:08,999 Yeah, I bet that would turn some heads. 223 00:10:09,043 --> 00:10:13,134 [ Radio tuning ] 224 00:10:13,177 --> 00:10:15,440 What are you doing here? 225 00:10:15,484 --> 00:10:17,268 Let me hold that book for a minute. 226 00:10:17,312 --> 00:10:19,531 I want to listen to that new Sturgill Simpson album. 227 00:10:19,575 --> 00:10:21,969 You said you weren't coming back for a few months. 228 00:10:22,012 --> 00:10:23,318 That was a few months. 229 00:10:23,361 --> 00:10:24,667 You're just used to earth time, 230 00:10:24,711 --> 00:10:26,321 and Donny made that super slow 231 00:10:26,364 --> 00:10:27,627 or else the leaves would just blow off. 232 00:10:27,670 --> 00:10:29,890 Oh, okay. Well, great. [ Chuckles ] 233 00:10:29,933 --> 00:10:32,196 Everything's super cool here, so you can take off. 234 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:35,417 [ Object shatters ] 235 00:10:35,460 --> 00:10:37,680 Dave, you got company? 236 00:10:37,724 --> 00:10:40,161 Wow. That's pretty fast. Good for you, man. 237 00:10:40,204 --> 00:10:42,250 So, who was it? T-The girl from high school? 238 00:10:42,293 --> 00:10:43,555 Uh, doesn't matter. 239 00:10:43,599 --> 00:10:45,470 Someone naughty. I like it. 240 00:10:45,514 --> 00:10:47,342 Your brother's wife. Your wife's sister. 241 00:10:47,385 --> 00:10:49,605 No, it's just a neighbor. You don't need to... 242 00:10:52,739 --> 00:10:54,479 You're gay? 243 00:10:54,523 --> 00:10:56,307 No. No. [ Chuckles ] 244 00:10:56,351 --> 00:10:58,135 No. No. 245 00:10:58,179 --> 00:11:02,009 I was just -- I w-- curious. 246 00:11:02,052 --> 00:11:04,098 You said you weren't coming back for a few months. 247 00:11:04,141 --> 00:11:05,969 Calm down. It's all good. 248 00:11:06,013 --> 00:11:07,449 Is it really? 249 00:11:07,492 --> 00:11:09,625 I mean, is Donny cool with homosexuality? 250 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:12,889 Are you kidding me? Donny loves gay people. 251 00:11:12,933 --> 00:11:17,198 You guys are helping with the population problem. 252 00:11:17,241 --> 00:11:19,591 So, is this your first time with a man? 253 00:11:19,635 --> 00:11:21,724 Yeah. Cool. How was it? 254 00:11:21,768 --> 00:11:24,335 Oh, we haven't actually done anything. 255 00:11:24,379 --> 00:11:26,163 Why? He's not gay, 256 00:11:26,207 --> 00:11:27,730 and I'm not even sure it's gonna happen. 257 00:11:27,774 --> 00:11:29,340 [ Chuckles ] 258 00:11:29,384 --> 00:11:31,255 Of course it's gonna happen, man. 259 00:11:31,299 --> 00:11:33,170 This is your world. You the king. 260 00:11:33,214 --> 00:11:35,129 You think the lion walks around the jungle worried 261 00:11:35,172 --> 00:11:36,696 if things are gonna go his way? 262 00:11:36,739 --> 00:11:38,349 I don't imagine he does. 263 00:11:38,393 --> 00:11:39,742 All right, then. 264 00:11:39,786 --> 00:11:43,180 Be the lion. Go in there and pounce on him. 265 00:11:43,224 --> 00:11:45,748 So what? He might think it's weird at first, but he'll get into it. 266 00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:48,229 Look, straight people have gay dreams sometimes. 267 00:11:48,272 --> 00:11:49,752 They just don't tell people about it. 268 00:11:49,796 --> 00:11:51,798 I-I don't know. It doesn't feel right. 269 00:11:51,841 --> 00:11:53,930 I mean, I have been thinking about him 270 00:11:53,974 --> 00:11:55,236 ever since he moved next door, 271 00:11:55,279 --> 00:11:58,239 but in all my fantasies, 272 00:11:58,282 --> 00:12:00,763 he's the one who kisses me first. 273 00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:03,157 Oh, okay, I get it. 274 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:04,941 You more of a gazelle than a lion. 275 00:12:04,985 --> 00:12:07,727 No, I don't -- When you were talking about me being a lion, 276 00:12:07,770 --> 00:12:09,467 I thought you meant me going into the jungle 277 00:12:09,511 --> 00:12:11,121 and having sex with a lion. 278 00:12:11,165 --> 00:12:12,514 But if you introduce a gazelle 279 00:12:12,557 --> 00:12:14,081 into this whole animal analogy thing, 280 00:12:14,124 --> 00:12:16,083 I think it falls apart. 281 00:12:16,126 --> 00:12:17,432 How so? 282 00:12:17,475 --> 00:12:19,434 Well, uh, because a lion eats a gazelle. 283 00:12:19,477 --> 00:12:20,914 He doesn't have sex with it. 284 00:12:20,957 --> 00:12:22,959 I was referring to the chase, Dave. 285 00:12:23,003 --> 00:12:25,614 Okay, but once he catches the gazelle, it still breaks down. 286 00:12:25,657 --> 00:12:27,572 Look, look, look, all you have to do 287 00:12:27,616 --> 00:12:30,314 is replace the act of eating with the act of sex. 288 00:12:30,358 --> 00:12:32,534 Then the analogy makes sense again. 289 00:12:32,577 --> 00:12:33,796 If I was comparing apples to apples, 290 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:35,972 it would not be an analogy. 291 00:12:36,016 --> 00:12:38,061 Right, sorry. 292 00:12:38,105 --> 00:12:42,674 Well, my point then is, I wanted him to kiss me first. 293 00:12:42,718 --> 00:12:44,764 Then get him to kiss you first. 294 00:12:44,807 --> 00:12:46,156 How? 295 00:12:47,114 --> 00:12:49,986 [ Sighs ] 296 00:12:50,030 --> 00:12:51,422 Paul? 297 00:12:51,466 --> 00:12:53,729 What are you doing? 298 00:12:57,951 --> 00:12:59,082 Who are you? 299 00:12:59,126 --> 00:13:00,736 Doesn't matter. 300 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,912 [ School bell rings ] 301 00:13:02,956 --> 00:13:06,437 Shit. I'm late for gym class with Mr. Lattimore. 302 00:13:06,481 --> 00:13:08,918 See? The mind -- very susceptible 303 00:13:08,962 --> 00:13:11,834 to suggestion when it's dreaming. 304 00:13:11,878 --> 00:13:14,489 Put your legs into it, ya pussy. 305 00:13:14,532 --> 00:13:21,365 ♪♪ 306 00:13:21,409 --> 00:13:22,627 You want him to go back to school? 307 00:13:22,671 --> 00:13:23,933 You ring a bell. 308 00:13:23,977 --> 00:13:25,282 You want him to eat? 309 00:13:25,326 --> 00:13:26,893 You write down what his favorite food is 310 00:13:26,936 --> 00:13:28,808 and make sure he smells it. 311 00:13:28,851 --> 00:13:30,766 You want him to kiss you? 312 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,463 All you gotta do is figure out what makes him think 313 00:13:32,507 --> 00:13:34,639 about kissing someone. 314 00:13:34,683 --> 00:13:39,340 ♪♪ 315 00:13:39,383 --> 00:13:40,645 You can go. 316 00:13:42,473 --> 00:13:44,824 [ Lion roars ] 317 00:13:47,087 --> 00:13:56,009 ♪♪ 318 00:13:56,052 --> 00:14:02,667 ♪♪ 319 00:14:02,711 --> 00:14:04,017 [ Radio tunes ] 320 00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:06,410 [ Jimmy Spellman's "True Love" plays ] 321 00:14:06,454 --> 00:14:13,940 ♪♪ 322 00:14:13,983 --> 00:14:16,638 ♪ Young eyes 323 00:14:16,681 --> 00:14:19,902 ♪ Starlit eyes 324 00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:24,733 ♪ Starlight in your eyes 325 00:14:24,776 --> 00:14:29,346 ♪ True love is our love 326 00:14:29,390 --> 00:14:33,133 ♪ Tonight 327 00:14:35,048 --> 00:14:37,311 ♪ Young lips 328 00:14:37,354 --> 00:14:40,009 ♪ Your sweet lips 329 00:14:40,053 --> 00:14:44,927 ♪ When they're pressed to my lips ♪ 330 00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:49,714 ♪ They tell of the love 331 00:14:49,758 --> 00:14:53,414 ♪ In our hearts 332 00:14:56,069 --> 00:15:00,377 ♪ When your hands caress me 333 00:15:00,421 --> 00:15:05,556 ♪ I feel Heaven blessed me 334 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:10,126 ♪ For I feel the warmth 335 00:15:10,170 --> 00:15:14,739 ♪ Of your charms 336 00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:20,789 ♪ Young arms enfold me 337 00:15:20,832 --> 00:15:25,925 ♪ Forever will hold me 338 00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:30,886 ♪ For true love is our love 339 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,802 ♪ Tonight 340 00:15:33,845 --> 00:15:41,462 ♪♪ 341 00:15:41,505 --> 00:15:49,122 ♪♪ 342 00:15:49,165 --> 00:15:56,825 ♪♪ 343 00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:59,306 ♪ Young eyes 344 00:15:59,349 --> 00:16:02,309 ♪ Starlit eyes 345 00:16:02,352 --> 00:16:07,183 ♪ Starlight in your eyes 346 00:16:07,227 --> 00:16:12,058 ♪ True love is our love 347 00:16:12,101 --> 00:16:15,713 ♪ Tonight 348 00:16:17,541 --> 00:16:19,761 ♪ Young lips 349 00:16:19,804 --> 00:16:22,459 ♪ Your sweet lips 350 00:16:22,503 --> 00:16:27,508 ♪ When they're pressed to my lips ♪ 351 00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:32,121 ♪ They tell of the love 352 00:16:32,165 --> 00:16:35,603 ♪ In our hearts 353 00:16:38,432 --> 00:16:42,958 ♪ When your hands caress me 354 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:46,048 ♪ I feel, feel, feel... [ Thudding ] 355 00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:49,312 [ Gasps, breathing heavily ] 356 00:16:49,356 --> 00:16:51,706 Welcome back, buddy. 357 00:16:51,749 --> 00:16:55,231 Aw, shit. 358 00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:07,809 ♪♪ 359 00:17:07,852 --> 00:17:09,376 Can't believe we drove all the way to the beach 360 00:17:09,419 --> 00:17:11,813 and had to spend the whole weekend in the hospital. 361 00:17:11,856 --> 00:17:13,075 Sorry, guys. 362 00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:14,729 What was it like, Dad? 363 00:17:14,772 --> 00:17:16,339 What was what like? 364 00:17:16,383 --> 00:17:18,037 Being dead. 365 00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,908 You were just laying there not breathing 366 00:17:19,951 --> 00:17:21,997 for almost a minute. 367 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,346 Did you see a bright light? 368 00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:24,869 No, no. 369 00:17:24,913 --> 00:17:27,002 I don't think I was actually dead. 370 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,961 My brain was still working. 371 00:17:30,005 --> 00:17:32,877 I was hallucinating all kinds of weird stuff. 372 00:17:32,921 --> 00:17:36,533 What kind of weird stuff? 373 00:17:36,577 --> 00:17:37,969 I don't remember. 374 00:17:44,498 --> 00:17:49,198 ♪♪ 375 00:17:49,242 --> 00:17:50,765 [ Engine shuts off ] 376 00:17:50,808 --> 00:17:52,114 ♪♪ 377 00:17:52,158 --> 00:17:54,464 Uh, guys, what about the luggage? 378 00:17:54,508 --> 00:17:56,075 Just take one at a time. 379 00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:58,729 They said it was good to resume normal activity. 380 00:17:58,773 --> 00:18:02,516 ♪♪ 381 00:18:02,559 --> 00:18:04,170 Hey, buddy. 382 00:18:05,649 --> 00:18:08,261 Hey. Hey, man. How was the beach? 383 00:18:08,304 --> 00:18:10,741 Ah, fine. Uh, beach was fine. 384 00:18:10,785 --> 00:18:13,440 I had a dream about you. 385 00:18:13,483 --> 00:18:15,572 What? 386 00:18:15,616 --> 00:18:17,748 I'm s-- What? I'm sorry. What did you just say? 387 00:18:17,792 --> 00:18:20,316 I had this dream that you and I were in a beach house. 388 00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:21,883 [ Laughs ] I don't remember much. 389 00:18:21,926 --> 00:18:23,406 Uh, there were bare feet 390 00:18:23,450 --> 00:18:26,627 and I think my junior high school gym teacher was there 391 00:18:26,670 --> 00:18:29,064 and there was music playing of some kind. 392 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,979 It's weird, huh? 393 00:18:33,416 --> 00:18:36,289 I'm gay. 394 00:18:36,332 --> 00:18:37,464 Excuse me? 395 00:18:39,727 --> 00:18:41,424 I'm gay. 396 00:18:41,468 --> 00:18:42,817 Really? 397 00:18:42,860 --> 00:18:46,255 Well, that's, uh... that's great, buddy. 398 00:18:46,299 --> 00:18:48,214 Did you discover this at the beach? 399 00:18:48,257 --> 00:18:50,781 No, no, no, no. I've known my whole life. 400 00:18:50,825 --> 00:18:53,436 I was raised Catholic, so I was always battling 401 00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:55,438 with the belief that... 402 00:18:55,482 --> 00:18:57,919 Say, you're not gay, are you? 403 00:18:57,962 --> 00:19:00,617 No. No. 404 00:19:00,661 --> 00:19:02,402 But my brother is. 405 00:19:02,445 --> 00:19:04,969 In fact, I think -- I think you might like him. 406 00:19:05,013 --> 00:19:06,406 Wha-- Mm-hmm. 407 00:19:06,449 --> 00:19:10,279 He got the looks. I got the brains, you know? 408 00:19:10,323 --> 00:19:12,629 Maybe text me his number.For sure. 409 00:19:12,673 --> 00:19:14,327 [ Laughs ] 410 00:19:14,370 --> 00:19:17,939 Linda! I need to tell you something. 411 00:19:17,982 --> 00:19:21,986 ♪♪ 412 00:19:22,030 --> 00:19:25,207 ♪ You were sleepin' 413 00:19:25,251 --> 00:19:29,124 ♪ Sweet dreamin' 414 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:32,649 ♪ Then the morning sun said 415 00:19:32,693 --> 00:19:35,609 ♪ "It's time, boy, it's time" 416 00:19:37,785 --> 00:19:41,180 ♪ You threw your head back 417 00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:45,009 ♪ You shook your fist out 418 00:19:45,053 --> 00:19:48,143 ♪ Cried mercy to the sky 419 00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:51,886 ♪ Oh, why, oh, why 420 00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:57,021 ♪ This ain't your tragic fall 421 00:19:57,065 --> 00:20:00,721 ♪ It's your wake-up call 422 00:20:00,764 --> 00:20:04,507 ♪ This is your wake-up call 423 00:20:04,551 --> 00:20:08,119 ♪ Don't fear that big, bad heart ♪ 424 00:20:08,163 --> 00:20:14,038 ♪ Don't set your mind a reelin' ♪ 425 00:20:14,082 --> 00:20:17,128 ♪ Cannonball through that great wall ♪ 426 00:20:17,172 --> 00:20:21,916 ♪ You built around your feelings ♪ 427 00:20:21,959 --> 00:20:24,875 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh 428 00:20:24,919 --> 00:20:27,487 [ Rhythmic clapping ] 429 00:20:27,530 --> 00:20:31,273 ♪ So take those roses 430 00:20:31,317 --> 00:20:34,711 ♪ When they're given 431 00:20:34,755 --> 00:20:37,975 ♪ And give yourself a break 432 00:20:38,019 --> 00:20:42,241 ♪ From the hard way you've been livin' ♪ 433 00:20:43,894 --> 00:20:46,723 ♪ This ain't your tragic fall 434 00:20:46,767 --> 00:20:51,032 ♪ It's your wake-up call 435 00:20:51,075 --> 00:20:53,774 ♪ This ain't your tragic fall 436 00:20:53,817 --> 00:20:57,734 ♪ It's your wake-up call 437 00:20:57,778 --> 00:21:01,042 ♪ This is your wake-up call 30463

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