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♪♪
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[ Baby crying ]
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♪♪
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[ Ignition dinging ]
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♪♪
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What the hell
is wrong with you?!
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I-I don't even remember getting
in the car. Is she okay?
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[ Crying ]
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She's fine.
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I'm so sorry.
I don't know what happened.
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You're coked up and drunk again,
that's what happened.
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You could have killed
our daughter!
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Son, I know you've been
resistant in the past,
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but I think it's time
for you to get some help.
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You're right.
I'm ready.
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-Come on, son.
-I'll call a tow truck.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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How'd it go?
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5 grand, baby.
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[ Chuckles ][ Cellphone buzzes ]
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Rock Bottom Industries.
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Yeah,
I know the place.
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We can be there
in about an hour.
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I'm wearing a plaid shirt
and green khakis.
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[ Vomits ]
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I'll be wearing
blue jeans.
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Her name is Angel.
She's my sister.
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[ Sighs ]
What's she got a taste for?
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You name it --
booze, coke, pills.
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I think she was on ecstasy
for Easter.
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She dressed up
like a bunny
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and gave our uncle
a six-hour foot rub.
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Okay. You know
it's cash only, right?
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Yeah, yeah,
the -- the guy at work told me.
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But he wouldn't give me
a lot of details.
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What is it you guys do,
exactly?
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90% of addicts
refuse to seek help
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until they've hit
rock bottom.
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The problem is, 30% of the time,
rock bottom means death.
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We try to prevent that
from happening.
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-How are you?
-Whoa.
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First thing we do is
we get close to the subject
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by bonding over
similar interests.
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♪♪
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Then we party.
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Well, theyparty.
My wife and I fake it.
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It's a lot easier
than you think
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to pull the wool
over somebody's eyes.
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Then when
the moment is right,
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we slip 'em a Mickey...
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[ Laughter,
indistinct conversations ]
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...and safely stage the perfect
rock-bottom scenario.
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[ Car thuds ]Ooh.
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[ Grunting ]
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♪♪
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[ Roars ]
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[ Crying ]
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♪♪
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Rob:
A quick shot of epinephrine,
and they wake up to a scene
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that sends them running
straight to rehab.
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[ Crying continues ]
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All right. So, look.
We know that she's homeless
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and she lives on the beach,
but we need more.
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So I want you to write down
everything you know about her --
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what she's been through already,
what she loves, what she fears.
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Bloody Mary
and a shot of Tito's.
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-Um...
-Mm.
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Hair of the dog, baby.
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You know what?
I think I saw a flier
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for a beach house for rent
when we came in.
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Maybe it's available
this weekend.
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[ Sighs ]
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How do you spell
"arachnophobia"?
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It's not the SATs.
Just put "fear of spiders."
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Where are those keys?
I'm sorry.
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I have a tendency
to misplace things.
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Mother says
I get that from Grandpa,
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and he died of dementia
in August.
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Or was it April?
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Nikki:
Shit, shit, shit.
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Shit, shit, shit!
-Sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar,
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sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar.
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Ah, here they are.
Great.
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[ Clears throat ]
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Um, cash okay?
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Oh, yeah. Sure.
Cash is great, yeah.
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It's, uh --
It's Mother's property.
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Usually people book online,
but this way,
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I don't have to tell her
anyone rented the place.
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Just if you do me a solid and
don't write in the guest book.
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Don't worry.
We're good at keeping secrets.
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Shit!
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[ Groaning ]
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Should she be
at a hospital?
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Oh, uh, our insurance
only pays for one day,
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so we're trying to wait
till, uh, after midnight.
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Vivian, uh, could you take my
car, see if you can find Bodhi?
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The sound system is acting up,
and we got that band
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that you introduced me to
playing tonight.
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One Bodhi coming up.
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Sweetheart, do you want
a muscle relaxer?
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If the vagina's a muscle,
yes.
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Is a muscle relaxer gonna be bad
for the baby?
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No.
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Or yes.
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It's one of those.
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He's a doctor.Really?
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Kinda.
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Thank God.
[ Sighs ]
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This could be
a tough one.
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Well, we could try the old
"burn and learn,"
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have her passed out in bed
with a lit joint,
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wake up to the whole room
on fire.
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No, no, no.
Last time we did that,
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I burned a hole
in my best sweater, remember?
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Mm.
Not worth it.
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Holy shit.
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Overdosed five times.
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-Seriously?
-Yeah.
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Legally dead twice.
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Says here, last time
she O.D.'d on purpose
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so she could finish
her argument with God.
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[ Shelley laughs ]
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♪♪
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What's all that?
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Thought you said you wanted,
uh, all the newspapers
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so you could look
for an apartment.
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But these are all
the same newspaper.
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Yeah. We only have one
newspaper, The Morning Tide.
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I thought
you wanted all of them
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so that no one else
could read 'em
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and there'd be no competition
for the apartments.
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That's not what I meant,
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but it makes
a hell of a lot of sense.
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You want a lick?
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Oh, shit, you said lick,
didn't you?
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My bad.
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Lot of stuff
about dogs in here.
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Oh, really?
[ Sniffs ]
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Yeah, she had a bunch growing up
and used to work at a shelter
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before they fired her
for stealing Ketamine.
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She even has a tattoo
that says "Black Labs Matter."
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[ Laughs ]
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Hey, remember that job
we did in Miami?
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What, the one
with the homeless guy?
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I hated that one.
Too much blood.
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-Yeah, but it worked.
-Hmm.
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So what if we did
the same thing but with a dog?
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Mm.
You are sick.
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[ Chuckles ]
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All right.
I'll go find our gal.
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You go find our dog.
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♪♪
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[ Sniffs ]
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There's a police report
in here
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about a guy who's been spotted
down at the beach
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trying to have sex
with conch shells.
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Oh, I know that dude.
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He's not a bad guy,
just has a type.
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Hey!
[ Chuckles ]
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The sound system
at the restaurant is acting up.
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I don't know. Tommy wants
to know if you can come fix it.
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Sure.
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♪♪
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[ Coughs ]
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♪♪
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Whoa.
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Tommy's air freshener
kind of smells like
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the inside
of my grandma's purse.
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[ Sniffs ] Yeah.
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Mind if I ride
in the back?
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Oh. [ Laughs ]
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I mean, suit yourself.
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-This might take a while.
-Damn it.
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Make yourself at home,
buddy.
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♪♪
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You got a light?
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Yeah, you got an extra ciggy,
I do.
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Sure.
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-Thank you.
-Uh-huh.
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Oh, thank you.
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-You live around here?
-On vacation...kinda.
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It's a working vacation.
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I'm, um --
I am writing a book...
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-Hmm.
-...about, uh --
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about out-of-body
experiences.
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-Mm!
-Yeah. So, I rented a house.
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I kind of thought the peace
and quiet would help me focus,
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but I'm kind of going
a little stir-crazy.
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-Yeah, you seem a little antsy.
-[ Chuckles ]
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-Too much coffee?
-Something like that.
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Mm-hmm.
Still got a little
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"something like that"
under your nose.
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Oh, shit.
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[ Chuckles ]
I-It helps me write.
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I don't --
I don't do it every day.
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Just a couple lines
in the morning.
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Mmm!
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That's good shit.
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Hey, maybe I can help you
write your book.
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You see,
I talked to God twice.
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He's got a slight
French accent,
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can't play the harp for shit,
and he's ornery.
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I said, "God, you looking for
a fight, you found one.
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Wouldn't be the first time
I hit a man in a dress."
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But that's all
I'm gonna tell you
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until you give mama another
taste of that booger sugar.
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[ Groans ]
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[ Sighs ]
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[ Screams ]
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♪♪
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And then God looks at me,
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and he goes, "Angel,
what's with those pants?"
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It's like,
"Well, what do you mean, God?
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What you talking about --
the style, the color?
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What exactly is your beef
with my choice of dungarees?"
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And then he just stares at me
for a while.
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Now, I hesitate saying
it was a sexual stare,
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what, with him
being God and all,
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but I think he wanted me
to take off my pants.
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You know what?
I bet he did.
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He's probably a freak.
I mean, come on.
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You don't make every woman
scream your name during sex
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if you're not super
into yourself.
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[ Laughing ] Right.
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[ Breathing rapidly ]
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I found the problem.
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Tommy: Baby, I think
we got to get in the car.
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I'm pretty sure
I see a nose.
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Oh, God. Okay, okay.
Uh, I'm gonna go get my purse.
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[ Whimpering ]
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-You have rats.
-Shh!
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What are you talking about?
We don't have rats in here.
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Something chewed
these things up good.
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I need to go buy
more wires.
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I can go with you
to buy more wire if you want.
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You know, if you just,
like, need some help
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picking out a color.
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There's a RadioShack
right near my apartment.
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I thought they went
out of business.
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Me too.
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No, but this one's
still open.
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I guess nobody told them.
It can be our little secret.
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-I don't like secrets.
-I don't like secrets, either.
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I think
we should tell them.
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-Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
-Sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar.
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-Shi-i-i-t!
-Sugar-r-r-r!
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♪♪
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[ Dogs barking, cats meowing ]
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♪♪
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I'll take that one.
253
00:10:11,698 --> 00:10:17,312
♪♪
254
00:10:17,355 --> 00:10:19,575
Shelley used to keep
a granola bar in here,
255
00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:22,622
but I think she used it
to tip the valet.
256
00:10:24,493 --> 00:10:26,364
You like mints?
257
00:10:28,236 --> 00:10:29,890
Appreciate your help on this.
258
00:10:29,933 --> 00:10:32,414
It's kind of a crazy business.
259
00:10:33,807 --> 00:10:36,505
My wife came up with the idea
when she was a struggling
actress.
260
00:10:36,548 --> 00:10:38,289
I was practically finished
with med school,
261
00:10:38,333 --> 00:10:41,336
but she convinced me that
we could make more money
262
00:10:41,379 --> 00:10:43,207
doing this.
263
00:10:43,251 --> 00:10:45,601
And we have.
[ Chuckles ]
264
00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:48,430
Yeah, but, to this day,
every time I pass a hospital,
265
00:10:48,473 --> 00:10:50,214
I just wonder what life
might have been like
266
00:10:50,258 --> 00:10:54,828
if I just finished
those last 142 credits.
267
00:10:57,482 --> 00:10:59,963
You know, I --[ Laughter ]
268
00:11:00,007 --> 00:11:03,053
♪♪
269
00:11:03,097 --> 00:11:05,839
-[ Sighs ] Here we are.
-Whew.
270
00:11:05,882 --> 00:11:07,536
[ Gasps ]
You got a dog!
271
00:11:07,579 --> 00:11:09,930
-Oh, yeah.
-Oh, I love dogs.
272
00:11:09,973 --> 00:11:11,192
What's his name?
273
00:11:11,235 --> 00:11:12,933
Uh, Tater Tot?
274
00:11:12,976 --> 00:11:14,804
[ Chuckles ]
Tater Tot.
275
00:11:14,848 --> 00:11:17,067
♪♪
276
00:11:17,111 --> 00:11:19,722
Okay, baby.
277
00:11:19,766 --> 00:11:21,855
Mm. There we go.
278
00:11:21,898 --> 00:11:23,117
[ Sniffs ]
279
00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:24,596
-How's it going?
-Oh, great.
280
00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:26,729
It is going...
so great.
281
00:11:26,773 --> 00:11:29,514
I'm just here to get
the roofies. Roofies.
282
00:11:29,558 --> 00:11:30,864
[ Door opens ]
283
00:11:30,907 --> 00:11:35,259
[ The Gourds'
"Gin and Juice" plays ]
284
00:11:35,303 --> 00:11:38,436
♪ With so much drama
in the L-B-C ♪
285
00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:42,832
♪ It's kinda hard bein'
Snoop D-O-double-G ♪
286
00:11:42,876 --> 00:11:46,749
♪ But I, somehow, some way
287
00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:51,058
♪ Keep comin' up with funky-ass
shit nearly every single day ♪
288
00:11:51,101 --> 00:11:55,279
♪ And can I kick a little
somethin' for the G's? ♪
289
00:11:55,323 --> 00:11:58,892
♪ And make a few friends
is a breeze through ♪
290
00:11:58,935 --> 00:12:01,111
♪ Don't you know
it's 2:00 in the mornin' ♪
291
00:12:01,155 --> 00:12:03,766
♪ And the party's
still jumpin' ♪
292
00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:06,900
♪ 'Cause my mama ain't home
293
00:12:06,943 --> 00:12:10,642
♪ And I'll be rollin'
down the street, smokin' Indo ♪
294
00:12:10,686 --> 00:12:13,428
♪ Sippin' on gin and juice,
laid back ♪
295
00:12:13,471 --> 00:12:15,952
♪ With my mind on my money
and my money on my mind ♪
296
00:12:15,996 --> 00:12:22,654
♪♪
297
00:12:22,698 --> 00:12:29,313
♪♪
298
00:12:29,357 --> 00:12:33,491
♪ So later on that day
299
00:12:33,535 --> 00:12:36,712
♪ My homey Dr. Dre
300
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:41,761
♪ He came by
with a gang of Tanqueray ♪
301
00:12:41,804 --> 00:12:47,070
♪ And a fat-ass J
of some bubonic chronic ♪
302
00:12:47,114 --> 00:12:49,420
♪ You know it made me choke
303
00:12:49,464 --> 00:12:53,685
♪ It ain't no joke,
I had to back up off of it ♪
304
00:12:53,729 --> 00:12:57,080
♪ Set my cup of gin down
305
00:12:57,124 --> 00:12:59,387
[ Clippers buzz ]♪ Don't you know,
Tanqueray and chronic ♪
306
00:12:59,430 --> 00:13:01,389
♪ Well, I'm [bleep] up now
307
00:13:01,432 --> 00:13:05,132
♪ There ain't no stoppin',
I'm still poppin' ♪
308
00:13:05,175 --> 00:13:09,310
♪ Dr. Dre got some bitches
from the city of Compton ♪
309
00:13:09,353 --> 00:13:12,704
♪ To serve me,
not with a cherry on top ♪
310
00:13:12,748 --> 00:13:17,057
♪ 'Cause when I bust my nut, you
know I'm raisin' to pop a cop ♪
311
00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:20,582
♪ But don't get upset, girl,
that's just how it goes ♪
312
00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:24,455
♪ I don't love you, hoes,
that's why I'm out the door ♪
313
00:13:24,499 --> 00:13:28,024
♪ And I'll be rollin'
down the street, smokin' Indo ♪
314
00:13:28,068 --> 00:13:30,853
♪ Sippin' on gin and juice,
laid back ♪
315
00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:33,029
♪ With my mind on my money
and my money on my mind ♪
316
00:13:33,073 --> 00:13:36,903
♪ Rollin' down the street,
smokin' Indo ♪
317
00:13:36,946 --> 00:13:39,601
♪ Sippin' on gin and
318
00:13:39,644 --> 00:13:46,695
♪ Ju-u-u-u-ice
319
00:13:46,738 --> 00:13:48,175
What the hell's going on?
320
00:13:48,218 --> 00:13:49,785
Well,
you're in the hospital.
321
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:54,616
And, um, I don't know how to --
to tell you this, um,
322
00:13:54,659 --> 00:13:57,445
but you were under the influence
of some substances,
323
00:13:57,488 --> 00:14:03,320
and it appears that you...
ate a woman's dog.
324
00:14:03,364 --> 00:14:05,192
I what?
325
00:14:05,235 --> 00:14:08,108
You ate a dog.
326
00:14:08,151 --> 00:14:09,805
Oh.
327
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,720
But you just have to remember
that it wasn't you.
328
00:14:11,763 --> 00:14:12,939
It was the drugs.
329
00:14:12,982 --> 00:14:14,897
Addiction is serious,
330
00:14:14,941 --> 00:14:16,681
and there are a lot of ways
that you can get help.
331
00:14:16,725 --> 00:14:19,554
[ Laughs ]
332
00:14:19,597 --> 00:14:21,121
I ate a dog?
333
00:14:21,164 --> 00:14:23,384
[ Laughing ]
That's insane!
334
00:14:23,427 --> 00:14:26,300
Well, I guess I ain't
a vegetarian no more.
335
00:14:26,343 --> 00:14:28,868
[ Laughs ]
336
00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:32,567
You must -- You're probably just
still a little bit high.
337
00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:34,743
I contacted your brother.
He's on his way to come get --
338
00:14:34,786 --> 00:14:35,962
Wait, what? Steve?
339
00:14:36,005 --> 00:14:37,398
-Yes, Steve.
-Oh, no, no, no, no.
340
00:14:37,441 --> 00:14:39,922
Not Steve. No!
No. Steve's a buzzkill.
341
00:14:39,966 --> 00:14:41,619
-Wait. Buzzkill?
-No. Mnh-mnh!
342
00:14:41,663 --> 00:14:43,883
Mnh-mnh! No!
343
00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:48,975
♪♪
344
00:14:49,018 --> 00:14:50,672
Up high!
345
00:14:50,715 --> 00:14:53,240
♪♪
346
00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:55,416
[ Screams ]
347
00:14:55,459 --> 00:14:58,462
I was right.
This is gonna be a tough one.
348
00:15:05,165 --> 00:15:06,644
Can't believe she thinks
she ate a dog
349
00:15:06,688 --> 00:15:08,908
and she still wanted
to get high.
Hmm.
350
00:15:08,951 --> 00:15:11,867
Guy in Miami couldn't hand over
those bath salts quick enough.
351
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,390
Which reminds me,
what did we do with those?
352
00:15:13,434 --> 00:15:15,610
My back's a little tight.
I could use a soak.
353
00:15:15,653 --> 00:15:17,090
Just in and out, okay?
354
00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:19,005
Just hold it in for five seconds
and then let it out.
355
00:15:19,048 --> 00:15:20,354
[ Breathing heavily ]
356
00:15:20,397 --> 00:15:21,833
How long
are the contractions?
357
00:15:21,877 --> 00:15:23,705
Uh, we are not here
right now.
358
00:15:23,748 --> 00:15:25,968
I told you we are not
here until midnight,
so you can't talk to us.
359
00:15:26,012 --> 00:15:27,970
Just 15 minutes more.
Okay, honey?
360
00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:29,189
Just think of all the money
we're gonna save
361
00:15:29,232 --> 00:15:30,581
and have such
a beautiful wedding.
362
00:15:30,625 --> 00:15:32,496
Okay? I love you, baby.
-I love you, too.
363
00:15:32,540 --> 00:15:34,020
Um, uh...
364
00:15:34,063 --> 00:15:35,499
Ohh!
365
00:15:35,543 --> 00:15:37,893
Do you think you can
get me some ice chips, honey?
366
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,764
Um...
367
00:15:39,808 --> 00:15:41,853
-They're free.
-Yeah.
368
00:15:41,897 --> 00:15:44,769
Yeah. Okay.
Hey, can I ask you a question,
369
00:15:44,813 --> 00:15:46,336
or does that count
as us being here?
370
00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:47,947
Oh, you can
ask me a question.
371
00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:49,383
Okay, um...
372
00:15:49,426 --> 00:15:52,081
How much does the baby
either look like
373
00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:54,127
or not look like the father
when it's born?
374
00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:55,998
♪♪
375
00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:57,652
Was the other guy
you had sex with
376
00:15:57,695 --> 00:15:59,697
the same color
as your fiancé?
377
00:15:59,741 --> 00:16:01,917
Kinda. I mean...
378
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:04,093
according to the paint swatches
at Lowe's,
379
00:16:04,137 --> 00:16:07,096
uh, my fiancé's
more of a summer linen.
380
00:16:07,140 --> 00:16:09,490
The other guy
is a toasted coconut.
381
00:16:09,533 --> 00:16:12,580
Well, as long as your fiancé
isn't a house painter,
382
00:16:12,623 --> 00:16:15,409
I'd say you should be safe
for a while.
383
00:16:15,452 --> 00:16:18,194
[ Breathing heavily ]
384
00:16:18,238 --> 00:16:23,939
♪♪
385
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,768
Woman over PA: Dr. Elton
to the emergency room.
386
00:16:26,811 --> 00:16:29,162
Billy's back.
387
00:16:29,205 --> 00:16:31,729
Hey, Steve, um,
I hope you get this.
388
00:16:31,773 --> 00:16:34,123
Listen, we're just,
uh -- We're running a
little behind schedule.
389
00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:36,604
Nothing -- Nothing
to worry about, and --[ Knock on door ]
390
00:16:36,647 --> 00:16:39,041
Hey, Shelley, I can't see
through this wrinkled glass.
391
00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:42,218
She's back.
Hey, hey, answer the door.
392
00:16:42,262 --> 00:16:44,264
♪♪
393
00:16:44,307 --> 00:16:46,048
Shelley!
394
00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:48,964
♪♪
395
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:51,140
Sorry I ate your pet.
396
00:16:51,184 --> 00:16:52,707
I could not find you
another dog,
397
00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:54,013
but I caught you
a parrot.
398
00:16:54,056 --> 00:16:55,536
Mm.
399
00:16:55,579 --> 00:16:57,799
Oh.
400
00:16:57,842 --> 00:16:59,061
Shit.
401
00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:01,759
Oh, I got oxy.
Ah.
402
00:17:01,803 --> 00:17:06,895
Take two, and we'll be
riding the same cloud.
403
00:17:06,938 --> 00:17:10,072
♪♪
404
00:17:10,116 --> 00:17:12,074
What, uh --
What's going on?
405
00:17:12,118 --> 00:17:14,859
[ Slurring ] She's making
snow angels on the shag carpet.
406
00:17:14,903 --> 00:17:19,560
♪♪
407
00:17:19,603 --> 00:17:21,518
Oh, you know what?
You ought to hydrate.
408
00:17:21,562 --> 00:17:23,868
-Mm-hmm, yeah.
-All right, listen.
409
00:17:23,912 --> 00:17:26,088
We got another shot at this
before her brother gets here,
410
00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:29,004
so we got to think
about what we can do
411
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,920
to make this lunatic
hit rock bottom.
412
00:17:31,963 --> 00:17:33,922
I got it.
413
00:17:33,965 --> 00:17:36,751
We make her believe she had sex
with an 8-year-old.
414
00:17:36,794 --> 00:17:39,058
-What?
-It's great.
415
00:17:39,101 --> 00:17:41,321
See, you go, and you find
an 8-year-old boy.
416
00:17:41,364 --> 00:17:43,323
And then
you lure him in here
417
00:17:43,366 --> 00:17:45,325
with one of those
spinner things.
418
00:17:45,368 --> 00:17:47,370
And then as soon
as she's passed out,
419
00:17:47,414 --> 00:17:51,070
we strip them both naked and
put them in the bed together.
420
00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:53,289
Yeah, I'm not luring
an 8-year-old anywhere.
421
00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:55,117
Okay.
So, we'll get a midget.
422
00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:57,250
But you have to shave him
so he looks 8.
423
00:17:57,293 --> 00:17:59,252
And I'm also
not shaving a midget.
424
00:17:59,295 --> 00:18:01,297
Do whatever you want, man.
It's cool.
425
00:18:01,341 --> 00:18:03,865
Meantime, I'm gonna go knock
her out, so give me a roofie.
426
00:18:03,908 --> 00:18:06,041
No, I'm not giving her
two roofies in the same day,
427
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:08,783
no matter how in shape her heart
is from all the cocaine.
428
00:18:08,826 --> 00:18:10,089
It's not safe.
-Fine.
429
00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:12,526
Then...
we'll go old-school.
430
00:18:12,569 --> 00:18:14,528
I'll drink her
under the table.
431
00:18:14,571 --> 00:18:16,834
♪♪
432
00:18:16,878 --> 00:18:18,880
Who the hell were you
yelling at in there?
433
00:18:18,923 --> 00:18:20,273
I saw a ghost.
434
00:18:20,316 --> 00:18:22,057
Let's drink, woman.
435
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,711
Pour that shit!
436
00:18:23,754 --> 00:18:25,582
Pour it!
437
00:18:25,626 --> 00:18:27,628
[ Groans ]
438
00:18:27,671 --> 00:18:31,414
[ Cellphone buzzes ]
439
00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:32,676
Rock Bottom Industries.
440
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:33,938
Hey, it's Steve.
441
00:18:33,982 --> 00:18:35,201
Hey, um, listen.
442
00:18:35,244 --> 00:18:36,506
We're gonna need
another hour.
443
00:18:36,550 --> 00:18:38,334
An hour?
444
00:18:38,378 --> 00:18:41,511
♪♪
445
00:18:41,555 --> 00:18:43,034
[ Sniffing ]
446
00:18:43,078 --> 00:18:51,130
♪♪
447
00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:59,181
♪♪
448
00:18:59,225 --> 00:19:07,581
♪♪
449
00:19:11,976 --> 00:19:14,457
[ Muffled ] What the hell
happened?! You promised me
this would be safe!
450
00:19:14,501 --> 00:19:16,851
[ Muffled ] It usually is.You were the ones
who got her drunk.
451
00:19:16,894 --> 00:19:18,113
You were
the ones who drugged her.
452
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,419
I thought you said
you were a doctor!
453
00:19:19,462 --> 00:19:20,855
Practically a doctor!
454
00:19:20,898 --> 00:19:22,552
Practically.
There were no guarantees.
455
00:19:22,596 --> 00:19:24,206
And you were the one who told us
she loved dogs,
456
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:25,729
so who was wrong
about that, huh?
457
00:19:25,773 --> 00:19:27,383
What happened?
458
00:19:27,427 --> 00:19:29,124
Oh, look who's up.
459
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:32,214
Oh, shit. I must have
passed out before her.
460
00:19:32,258 --> 00:19:34,651
Oh, you didn't shave a midget,
did you?
461
00:19:34,695 --> 00:19:36,784
I started thinking about one
I went to high school with,
462
00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:38,438
and I felt kind of bad
about it.
463
00:19:38,481 --> 00:19:39,830
She's dead!
464
00:19:39,874 --> 00:19:41,354
-What?!
-We gotta go. We gotta go.
465
00:19:41,397 --> 00:19:42,920
-What's hap--
-Come on. Let's go.
466
00:19:42,964 --> 00:19:44,705
If I were you,
I'd leave her out on the beach.
467
00:19:44,748 --> 00:19:47,360
And remember, you hired us,
so you're equally responsible.
468
00:19:47,403 --> 00:19:49,231
Come on, come on.
469
00:19:49,275 --> 00:19:58,936
♪♪
470
00:19:58,980 --> 00:20:01,548
[ Engine shuts off ]
471
00:20:01,591 --> 00:20:03,289
You okay?
472
00:20:03,332 --> 00:20:07,031
I just still
can't believe it.
473
00:20:07,075 --> 00:20:08,685
Look, it's not our fault,
Shelley.
474
00:20:08,729 --> 00:20:10,383
That woman was gonna die
at some point,
475
00:20:10,426 --> 00:20:13,299
and there was nothing that
anyone could have done about it.
476
00:20:13,342 --> 00:20:15,953
I just can't believe
I'm still alive.
477
00:20:17,477 --> 00:20:19,957
We both did the same drugs.
478
00:20:20,001 --> 00:20:23,004
How come she's gone
and I'm not?
479
00:20:23,047 --> 00:20:26,050
What are you talking about?
You were faking the drugs.
480
00:20:28,836 --> 00:20:32,100
I haven't faked it
for over a year.
481
00:20:32,143 --> 00:20:33,667
Oh, honey.
482
00:20:33,710 --> 00:20:36,104
[ Crying ]
483
00:20:36,147 --> 00:20:38,628
♪♪
484
00:20:38,672 --> 00:20:42,284
I don't want
to do this anymore.
485
00:20:42,328 --> 00:20:44,417
I think I need help.
486
00:20:44,460 --> 00:20:46,897
Okay.
487
00:20:46,941 --> 00:20:49,204
We'll get you some help.
488
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:54,775
♪♪
489
00:20:54,818 --> 00:21:00,476
♪♪
490
00:21:02,130 --> 00:21:03,392
[ Chuckles ]
491
00:21:03,436 --> 00:21:05,873
Well,
that worked like a charm.
492
00:21:05,916 --> 00:21:07,570
I was so nervous.
493
00:21:07,614 --> 00:21:09,137
I thought for sure
she was going to figure out
494
00:21:09,180 --> 00:21:11,966
I was faking the drugs.
495
00:21:12,009 --> 00:21:14,882
[ Screams, laughs ]
496
00:21:14,925 --> 00:21:16,492
Yeah, tell me about it.
497
00:21:16,536 --> 00:21:19,060
She almost caught me slipping
a roofie into her water.
498
00:21:19,103 --> 00:21:24,457
♪♪
499
00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:27,111
[ Slurring ] She's making
snow angels on the shag carpet.
500
00:21:27,155 --> 00:21:29,331
♪♪
501
00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:31,377
I can't believe
we pulled it off.
502
00:21:31,420 --> 00:21:33,596
Well, when I saw you
in that improv show,
I knew you could do it.
503
00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:35,206
Mm. Thank you,
504
00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:37,470
but most of that stuff
is planned out beforehand.
505
00:21:37,513 --> 00:21:39,863
We tell the audience it isn't,
but it really is.
506
00:21:39,907 --> 00:21:42,518
Wait. Are you telling me
that all improv is fake?
507
00:21:42,562 --> 00:21:43,780
-Yep.
-Yep.
508
00:21:43,824 --> 00:21:45,739
Huh.
509
00:21:45,782 --> 00:21:48,394
You think it'd be better.
Well, thanks.
510
00:21:48,437 --> 00:21:51,179
I never thought I'd be
on the other side of this.
511
00:21:51,222 --> 00:21:53,399
Hey, how long's
she going away for?
512
00:21:53,442 --> 00:21:55,357
90 days.
513
00:21:55,401 --> 00:21:57,098
But we don't
have to pay for it.
514
00:21:57,141 --> 00:21:59,622
Uh, you send 10 people to rehab,
you get the 11th for free.
515
00:22:00,536 --> 00:22:03,104
[ Cellphone buzzing ]
516
00:22:17,205 --> 00:22:19,555
Rock Bottom Industries?
517
00:22:19,599 --> 00:22:23,385
Um, sure.
One -- One second, sir.
518
00:22:23,429 --> 00:22:25,561
Could you hold -- I am trying
to do business right now.
519
00:22:25,605 --> 00:22:29,565
[ Muffled ]
♪ Baby, I know there's somethin'
you're not tellin' me ♪
520
00:22:29,609 --> 00:22:31,741
[ Electricity crackles ]
521
00:22:31,785 --> 00:22:36,311
♪ Darlin', you were
a weight on every smile ♪
522
00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:38,357
♪♪
523
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:44,667
♪ Honey, I can see
your lips just tremblin' ♪
524
00:22:44,711 --> 00:22:50,891
♪ Achin' just to break
and tell me why ♪
525
00:22:50,934 --> 00:22:56,287
♪ But I-I-I-I don't wanna know
526
00:22:56,331 --> 00:22:59,682
♪ Don't spill, baby,
don't confess ♪
527
00:22:59,726 --> 00:23:03,643
♪ I don't wanna love you less
528
00:23:03,686 --> 00:23:09,126
♪ I-I-I-I-I don't want to hear
529
00:23:09,170 --> 00:23:12,434
♪ Something that'll crush me,
dear ♪
530
00:23:12,478 --> 00:23:14,393
♪ I don't wanna know
531
00:23:14,436 --> 00:23:16,525
♪♪
532
00:23:16,569 --> 00:23:18,875
♪ I do
533
00:23:18,919 --> 00:23:22,923
♪ Wanna see you laughin' loud
534
00:23:22,966 --> 00:23:26,230
♪ I do want you and me
535
00:23:26,274 --> 00:23:30,278
♪ To hover up above the ground
536
00:23:30,321 --> 00:23:36,284
♪♪
537
00:23:36,327 --> 00:23:42,290
♪♪
538
00:23:42,333 --> 00:23:46,294
♪ I-I-I-I-I don't wanna know
539
00:23:46,337 --> 00:23:48,296
I'm sorry. The keys have got
to be here somewhere.
540
00:23:48,339 --> 00:23:49,819
I'm just a bit out of sorts.
541
00:23:49,863 --> 00:23:51,778
My fiancée
gave birth last week,
542
00:23:51,821 --> 00:23:53,867
and I haven't really
been sleeping.
543
00:23:53,910 --> 00:23:56,478
I looked down.
I shouldn't have looked down.
544
00:23:56,522 --> 00:23:57,871
Oh, well, not a problem.
545
00:23:57,914 --> 00:23:59,655
My family doesn't arrive
till the evening.
546
00:23:59,699 --> 00:24:02,353
Normally I'd be counting
the seconds, but I'm cured.
547
00:24:02,397 --> 00:24:03,877
Hey, Vivian,
could you check and see
548
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:05,705
if the keys to the beach house
are back there?
549
00:24:05,748 --> 00:24:07,533
[ Electricity crackles ]
550
00:24:07,576 --> 00:24:10,361
[ Spits ] Okay!
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