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[ Birds chirping ]
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[ Bike bell rings ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Woman grunting ]
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♪♪
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Car trouble?
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Life trouble.
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Lost my bikini bar.
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Lost the feeling
in my left nipple
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after that asshole shot me
in the tit with a crossbow!
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[ Sighs ]
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What's with the rickshaw
full of junk?
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There was talk of drug testing
at work,
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and unless they're grading
on a curve,
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I don't think
I'll pass.
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So I'm thinking
of going to the beach,
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making a fresh start.
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[ Scoffs ]
Fresh start.
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♪♪
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This is gonna be
amazing.
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New town, new people,
a whole new me.
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I'm gonna be
"Vivian the new girl"
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instead of
"Tickles the stripper
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who jerks off guys
in the supply closet."
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Hey,
who are you gonna be?
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Seeing as how I've never jerked
off a guy in a supply closet,
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I'll probably just be me
in a warmer climate.
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But if I get a job
delivering food,
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I would love a uniform
this time.
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Always thought it would be cool
to have a uniform.
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♪♪
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Moooooooooooooooooooo!
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[ Laughs ]
What was that?
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Oh, we just passed
a field of cows.
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Where are you?
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The Amalfi Coast
in Italy.
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Just coming up
on Positano.
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Gorgeous.
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Just gorgeous.
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Whoo!
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I get it now, Clooney!
I get it!
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[ Sea gulls squawking ]
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♪♪
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Hello.
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Welcome to Emmy Lou's.
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I'm Vivian.
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Today's special
is the tilapia burger.
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Shit, I was supposed to say that
at the table.
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Sorry. I'm new.
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No, no, no.
That's okay.
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I-I'm just here
to pick up the keys
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to a place
we booked online.
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Bare Feet Retreat.
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Hey, Boss, someone's here
to pick up the keys!
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[ Bell dings ]
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Is it just you?
No.
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Uh, my -- my husband's
walking his dog.
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Hi. I'm Tommy.
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Hi.
Your place looks amazing.
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Oh. Thank you,
but it's my mother's.
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It's her
income property.
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She lives in Idaho,
so I just hand out the keys.
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Honey,
the renter's here.
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Did you get a chance
to change the sheets
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and fold the toilet paper
into a point?
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I thought you said
they were coming tomorrow.
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Oh, I was wrong.
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Uh, do you think
that you could --
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Waddle my pregnant ass
over to the beach
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and pull crusty sheets
off the bed
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so your bitch mother
can get a good Yelp review?
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No, I don't.
[ Scoffs ]
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My fiancée usually gets
the place ready, but, uh...
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hor-mones.
[ Chuckles ]
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Anyway, there should be
a change of sheets
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in the linen closet.
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And the point
on the toilet paper
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really only lasts one poop,
so...
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[ Sighs ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Knock on door ]
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You found me. Come in.
I got to show you something.
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♪♪
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I caught a baby dragon.
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I think
that's a scorpion.
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Aw, man.
Seriously?
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I already called
a local radio station.
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[ Car door closes ]
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Uh-oh. Renters.
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We should probably duck out
the back.
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This isn't your place?
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No. They hire me to do
random jobs once in a while,
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so I have a key.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Tara: Your beach house
is charming.
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And it turns out
it's perfect
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for all
my husband's activities.
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First, he did
a little big-game hunting...
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[ Lion roars]
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Shh!
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♪♪
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...then he visited
a couple museums...
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♪♪
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...surfed.
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[ Groans ]
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And now he's skydiving.
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Whoo!
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Aaah!
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We came up to the beach
because our marriage therapist
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suggested that
a change of scenery
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might be beneficial.
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So far, no luck.
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Whoa!
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I'm going
for a walk on the beach now!
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Do you wanna come?
I can't.
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I'm gonna stick my head
in the freezer
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and climb the Alps.
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I brought
an extra pair of goggles
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if you want to hold
my ropes.
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♪♪
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Whoo!
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[ Sea gulls squawking ]
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♪♪
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This should be enough change
to cover the food,
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but probably not enough
for the tip.
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I can fix things.
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Is anything broken
at your house?
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I've been crashing
on the beach.
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Going to sleep
to the sound of waves is cool,
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but in the morning,
it takes a good half-hour
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to get the little crabs
out of my hair.
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Then that's it.
The perfect tip.
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You can stay here.
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I know it's small, but I don't
have peripheral vision,
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so you'll have
tons of privacy.
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That's real nice of you,
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but I think
I'll stick to the beach.
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I roll around a lot
when I sleep,
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and the sand
has proven itself to be
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a cost-efficient way
to exfoliate.
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I'll buy you lunch.
With what?
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My skills.
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♪♪
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[ Sighs ]
I blew out my flip flop.
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Derek?
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♪♪
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[ Woman moaning]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Tara?
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Sorry to disturb you!
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[ Sighs ]
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♪♪
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Let me explain.I don't want to hear it.
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Oh, okay.
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You're telling me
you never masturbate?
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Of course
I masturbate.
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We haven't had sex
in four months
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because you've been
staying up all night
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with your stupid
World War II simulator.
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Stupid, Tara?
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6 million simulated Jews
are dead.
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You know,
I could understand
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why you'd rather see the coast
of Italy than be on the freeway,
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and I even understand
why you'd rather go skydiving
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than take a walk on the beach
with me,
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but when it comes to sex,
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I should not have to play
second fiddle
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to your virtual pornography.
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I am a real woman
with a real vagina
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and a weird little skinny strip
of pubic hair
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because that's what
you said you like.
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You're right.
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You're right.
I get it.
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And I know
I've been spending
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a lot of time
in the virtual world.
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It's just...
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[ Sighs ]
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About a year ago, a few weeks
before I turned 40,
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I started to think about
how I was halfway to 80.
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My dad died
when he was 80.
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I realized that my life...
could be half over.
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Every minute that passed,
it just...
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It just felt like my life was,
like, slipping away, you know?
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And then you gave me
these goggles for my birthday.
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[ Laughs ]And all of a sudden,
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I could travel to places
that I had never been to.
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I could do things
that I had only dreamed of.
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I no longer fear death because
I already lived a lifetime.
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I understand
why you're upset.
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And I don't want you to think
for a second
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that I'm not attracted
to you.
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'Cause I am.
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[ Chuckles ]
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It's just...
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when you walked in
on me,
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I was having sex with, like,
a 19-year-old Brazilian.
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So I feel like
if you put these goggles on
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and you see
what she looks like --
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I don't want to see
what she looks like.
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No, but you need to.
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You need to.
See, that's the problem.
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You understand what the view
of the freeway looks like,
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so you can understand
why I'd rather be
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in the Italian countryside.
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So if you took one look
at Ana Luiza,
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then I think
you would understand
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why I would rather be
in her.
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You're an asshole!
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[ Scoffs ]
She's covered in tattoos
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and rolls her R's
when she orgasms!
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There's no way
you can compete with that
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and it's not
your fault!
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[ Door slams ]
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Here you go.
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♪♪
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[ Bell dings ]Man: Order up.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Awesome-sauce.
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What do I owe you?
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Well, it only took
five minutes,
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but I did get shocked
seven times.
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So how about anything my buddy
wants off the kid's menu?
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Deal. Yeah.
May I recommend
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The Captain Pajama Pants
Grouper Fingers?
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I just thawed out
a fresh bucket.
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Mm.
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I thought I wasn't supposed
to talk to you anymore.
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What? [ Scoffs ]
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Who said that?
You did.
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As soon as we got
to the beach,
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you told me to forget
that I knew you.
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Then you gave me
the finger
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and ran off
with my popcorn popper.
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Yeah, but see,
that was the old me.
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I've totally transformed.
Like a moth.
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See,
I didn't even say butterfly
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'cause I'm, like,
totally humble now.
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Who's your friend?
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Bodhi?
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Bodhi.
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So exotic.
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Introduce me.
But the new me.
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Remember,
Tickles is dead.
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Oh, oh, all right,
all right, okay.
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Um [clears throat]
Nikki, what are you doing?
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I'm resting.
I'm burning up.
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I think
the A/C is broken.
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Okay.
I'll take a look at it,
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but you're probably hot
because when you're pregnant,
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the amount of blood in your body
actually increases,
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and the extra blood can cause
a rise in body temperature.
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You've been reading those
new mom message boards again,
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haven't you?Well, one of us has to.
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[ Laughs ]
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Hey, Bodhi, could you come
look at the A/C?
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I'll throw in dessert
for your buddy.
263
00:11:47,663 --> 00:11:50,666
It was really nice
meeting you.
264
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:53,103
So, what are you guys
gettin' into tonight?
265
00:11:53,147 --> 00:11:56,541
I don't know. Might try to catch
some live music.
266
00:11:56,585 --> 00:11:58,935
I like to watch
and see if they mess up.
267
00:12:03,635 --> 00:12:05,376
Hey, it's me.
268
00:12:05,420 --> 00:12:07,291
You guys should come visit
at the beach.
269
00:12:07,335 --> 00:12:09,511
Pfft, this place could use
some live music.
270
00:12:09,554 --> 00:12:11,948
No, you can stay with me.
I've got a couch.
271
00:12:13,297 --> 00:12:15,952
And a popcorn popper.
272
00:12:15,996 --> 00:12:18,912
And that's why I think
I might finally leave him.
273
00:12:18,955 --> 00:12:22,089
Derek: Tara,
can you please come out?
274
00:12:22,132 --> 00:12:24,656
♪♪
275
00:12:24,700 --> 00:12:27,181
I was hoping things would get
better if I got pregnant.
276
00:12:27,224 --> 00:12:29,270
I really want to be a mom,
277
00:12:29,313 --> 00:12:31,228
but Derek says
he can't concentrate
278
00:12:31,272 --> 00:12:33,840
on being a father until
after he's done with the war.
279
00:12:33,883 --> 00:12:37,757
I'm sorry, okay?
I was being selfish.
280
00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:39,759
But I have something
to show you
281
00:12:39,802 --> 00:12:41,848
that I think
will fix everything.
282
00:12:43,066 --> 00:12:44,938
Okay, so, I did
a little digging,
283
00:12:44,981 --> 00:12:47,288
and there's a company
in Denmark
284
00:12:47,331 --> 00:12:50,204
that specializes
in virtual-reality
285
00:12:50,247 --> 00:12:52,554
soft-core porn
for couples.
286
00:12:52,597 --> 00:12:54,774
We can
do this together.
287
00:12:54,817 --> 00:12:56,601
So, look,
the actors --
288
00:12:56,645 --> 00:12:58,125
Heroin-addicted
sex workers.
289
00:12:58,168 --> 00:12:59,387
Tomato, tomahto.
290
00:12:59,430 --> 00:13:01,258
They take turns
wearing goggles
291
00:13:01,302 --> 00:13:04,305
equipped with cameras
that capture their P.O.V.
292
00:13:04,348 --> 00:13:06,002
while
they're making love.
293
00:13:06,046 --> 00:13:08,831
So if you wear your goggles
and watch her video of him
294
00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:12,139
and I wear my goggles
and watch his video of her,
295
00:13:12,182 --> 00:13:14,271
then we can have
real-life sex together,
296
00:13:14,315 --> 00:13:16,447
but it will seem like
we're having sex with them!
297
00:13:16,491 --> 00:13:18,667
You're insane!
Oh, come on.
298
00:13:18,710 --> 00:13:20,756
You can't tell me that
you'd rather have sex with me
299
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,366
than take a ride on top
of thatstallion.
300
00:13:22,410 --> 00:13:24,847
Right now, I'd rather have sex
with anyone but you.
301
00:13:24,891 --> 00:13:26,283
Perfect,
so take your pick.
302
00:13:26,327 --> 00:13:29,939
Blonde, brunette,
ginger, short, tall...
303
00:13:29,983 --> 00:13:32,289
Derek, I don't --...Asian, black,
Native American.
304
00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:33,813
Go back to black.
305
00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:39,949
"Things get steamy when
Gina drops by her boss's house
306
00:13:39,993 --> 00:13:42,517
to water the plants
and discovers a half-naked man
307
00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:44,867
tied to the bed."
308
00:13:44,911 --> 00:13:46,826
I think I saw a watering can
in the front.
309
00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:48,001
Yes!
310
00:13:48,044 --> 00:13:50,394
And you're not wearing
a condom!
311
00:13:50,438 --> 00:13:52,614
Okay, fine.
But if you get pregnant
312
00:13:52,657 --> 00:13:54,268
and I have to go AWOL
on my platoon,
313
00:13:54,311 --> 00:13:55,922
then Hitler wins.
314
00:13:55,965 --> 00:13:57,967
So that's on you.
315
00:14:02,406 --> 00:14:06,497
♪♪
316
00:14:06,541 --> 00:14:07,890
Okay, so, remember,
317
00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:09,805
all we have to do
is mimic their movements.
318
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,328
If they kiss, we kiss.
319
00:14:11,372 --> 00:14:13,765
If they switch positions,
we switch positions.
320
00:14:13,809 --> 00:14:15,376
I understand.
I'm not an idiot.
321
00:14:15,419 --> 00:14:17,639
It's like square dancing
but with screwing.
322
00:14:17,682 --> 00:14:18,988
Let's do this.
323
00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:28,606
♪♪
324
00:14:28,650 --> 00:14:34,830
♪♪
325
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,788
Oh, my.
326
00:14:36,832 --> 00:14:38,442
Who are you?
327
00:14:38,486 --> 00:14:40,444
I'm here to water
my boss's plants
328
00:14:40,488 --> 00:14:42,751
while he's on vacation.
329
00:14:42,794 --> 00:14:44,144
I'm Ronald.
330
00:14:44,187 --> 00:14:45,754
Your boss
is secretly in the mob
331
00:14:45,797 --> 00:14:48,148
and he kidnapped me
for stealing his drugs.
332
00:14:48,191 --> 00:14:50,193
Oh, my.
333
00:14:50,237 --> 00:14:53,980
Is that the stolen package
I'm seeing in your underwear?
334
00:14:54,023 --> 00:14:55,895
Why don't you come over here
and find out?
335
00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:57,766
Mmm.
336
00:14:57,809 --> 00:15:04,381
♪♪
337
00:15:04,425 --> 00:15:05,730
Ow, ow, ow.
338
00:15:05,774 --> 00:15:06,818
You're on my knee.
You're on my knee.
339
00:15:06,862 --> 00:15:08,211
You're on my knee.
Sorry.
340
00:15:08,255 --> 00:15:10,039
Ow.
341
00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:11,954
Oh, my.
342
00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:13,913
If that's a drug,
343
00:15:13,956 --> 00:15:19,048
I'm sorry, Nancy Reagan,
but I can't say no.
344
00:15:19,092 --> 00:15:21,355
Hmm. I thought my dick
would be bigger.
345
00:15:21,398 --> 00:15:22,573
Shh!
346
00:15:22,617 --> 00:15:23,705
Sorry.
347
00:15:23,748 --> 00:15:24,924
[ Moans]
348
00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:26,055
[ Sighs ][ Static ]
349
00:15:26,099 --> 00:15:27,361
My screen froze.
350
00:15:27,404 --> 00:15:29,929
What?
Uh, well, mine's fine.
351
00:15:29,972 --> 00:15:31,408
Yours
is probably buffering.
352
00:15:31,452 --> 00:15:33,454
The Wi-Fi isn't great here.
Just -- Just keep going.
353
00:15:33,497 --> 00:15:34,934
Keep going.
354
00:15:36,065 --> 00:15:37,588
It's working again.
355
00:15:37,632 --> 00:15:38,981
I think I'm a little behind you,
though.
356
00:15:39,025 --> 00:15:40,461
It's fine.
Just stay in character.
357
00:15:42,202 --> 00:15:43,681
[ Gasps]
358
00:15:43,725 --> 00:15:46,206
Hey, what are you doing
to my prisoner?
359
00:15:46,249 --> 00:15:49,296
Honey, how far behind are you?
Do you see this?
360
00:15:49,339 --> 00:15:52,212
[ Muffled talking ]
361
00:15:52,255 --> 00:15:53,213
Sorry, boss.
362
00:15:53,256 --> 00:15:54,649
You should be sorry.
363
00:15:54,692 --> 00:15:56,564
You're doing it
all wrong.
364
00:15:56,607 --> 00:15:58,000
You gotta work
the balls.
365
00:15:58,044 --> 00:16:00,263
No, no, no, no!
Stop! Stop!
366
00:16:01,743 --> 00:16:03,875
Aah!
I can't look away!
367
00:16:03,919 --> 00:16:05,529
I can't look away!
368
00:16:05,573 --> 00:16:07,488
No!
Let go of my balls!
369
00:16:07,531 --> 00:16:09,403
Let go of my balls!
370
00:16:09,446 --> 00:16:12,058
"...stops by her boss's house
to water the plants
371
00:16:12,101 --> 00:16:13,929
and discovers a half-naked man
tied to the bed."
372
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,583
Okay, you see
where it says "more"?
373
00:16:15,626 --> 00:16:17,889
You need to click on that
so we can read more.
374
00:16:17,933 --> 00:16:19,543
[ Keyboard key clicks ]
375
00:16:19,587 --> 00:16:23,417
"And things really heat up
when the boss gets home early
376
00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:24,896
and he gets in
on the action."
377
00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:27,029
[ Chuckles ] I'm sorry.
It's porn.
378
00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:29,814
I wasn't anticipating
a major plot twist.
379
00:16:29,858 --> 00:16:31,642
You know what?
Let's just forget this.No, no, no.
380
00:16:31,686 --> 00:16:33,731
Me and Ronald have unfinished
business to attend to.
381
00:16:33,775 --> 00:16:36,386
He has other videos.
We're picking something else.
382
00:16:36,430 --> 00:16:38,084
Here we go.
383
00:16:38,127 --> 00:16:40,390
"When Gina's boss, Vinnie,
is killed
384
00:16:40,434 --> 00:16:42,566
by a rival gang..."
I like it.
385
00:16:42,610 --> 00:16:47,049
"...Gina and Ronald enter
the exotic world of S&M."
386
00:16:47,093 --> 00:16:49,051
Looks like you're getting
tied up again.
387
00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:51,053
All right, fine,
but let's keep reading
388
00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:53,534
and make sure this doesn't turn
into a supernatural thriller.
389
00:16:53,577 --> 00:16:55,884
I don't need Vinnie's ghost
sneaking up behind me
390
00:16:55,927 --> 00:16:58,321
and licking my asshole.
391
00:16:58,365 --> 00:17:00,715
[ Both moaning ]
392
00:17:00,758 --> 00:17:04,458
♪♪
393
00:17:04,501 --> 00:17:05,937
Pinch my nipples.
394
00:17:05,981 --> 00:17:08,157
Oh, I'll pinch your nipples,
bitch.
395
00:17:08,201 --> 00:17:09,289
Ooh!
396
00:17:09,332 --> 00:17:10,594
Ow, ow, ow!
397
00:17:10,638 --> 00:17:12,553
I like it, though.
Do it harder.
398
00:17:12,596 --> 00:17:15,556
Shut up. Your stupid white voice
is ruining it.
399
00:17:15,599 --> 00:17:17,079
Choke me.
400
00:17:17,123 --> 00:17:18,820
Uh-huh.
401
00:17:18,863 --> 00:17:22,128
♪♪
402
00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:23,781
Ooh. You like that?
403
00:17:23,825 --> 00:17:25,348
I love it.
404
00:17:25,392 --> 00:17:27,524
Yeah.
I bet you do, you little bitch.
405
00:17:27,568 --> 00:17:28,786
Uh-huh.
406
00:17:28,830 --> 00:17:30,179
Give it to me.
407
00:17:30,223 --> 00:17:32,051
[ Both moaning]
408
00:17:32,094 --> 00:17:39,884
♪♪
409
00:17:39,928 --> 00:17:41,103
Oh.
410
00:17:41,147 --> 00:17:43,062
[ Moaning]
411
00:17:43,105 --> 00:17:46,543
♪♪
412
00:17:46,587 --> 00:17:47,979
Oh.
413
00:17:48,023 --> 00:17:49,546
[ Sighs ]
414
00:17:49,590 --> 00:17:51,157
Oh, wow.
415
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:52,941
That was amazing.
416
00:17:52,984 --> 00:17:54,551
Oh, my God.
417
00:17:54,595 --> 00:17:55,900
Derek.
418
00:17:59,034 --> 00:18:00,775
Derek?
419
00:18:02,168 --> 00:18:05,214
Aaaaaaaah!
420
00:18:05,258 --> 00:18:12,091
♪♪
421
00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:24,407
♪♪
422
00:18:24,451 --> 00:18:32,285
♪♪
423
00:18:32,328 --> 00:18:40,206
♪♪
424
00:18:40,249 --> 00:18:43,383
Aunt Rose: How was it
his wife said he died again?
425
00:18:43,426 --> 00:18:47,909
Uncle Alec:
Autoerotic asphyxiation.
426
00:18:47,952 --> 00:18:48,997
What?
427
00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:52,000
Autoerotic asphyxiation.
428
00:18:52,043 --> 00:18:54,002
It's when you masturbate
429
00:18:54,045 --> 00:18:58,441
while cutting off the flow
of oxygen to your brain.
430
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,705
What?
431
00:19:01,749 --> 00:19:07,363
He accidentally hung himself
with a belt while jerking off.
432
00:19:07,407 --> 00:19:10,671
The poor woman found him
in the bedroom.
433
00:19:10,714 --> 00:19:14,457
I hope it was that belt
we gave him for Christmas.
434
00:19:15,284 --> 00:19:17,286
Whoa!
435
00:19:17,330 --> 00:19:19,114
[ Crowd gasps ]
436
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:24,293
♪♪
437
00:19:24,337 --> 00:19:26,817
♪ Hey, mama, hear that bell
438
00:19:26,861 --> 00:19:29,559
♪ Wake yourself up,
you got something to sell ♪
439
00:19:29,603 --> 00:19:32,083
♪ Working so hard to try
and get paid ♪
440
00:19:32,127 --> 00:19:34,825
♪ Getting drunk on liquor
at the end of the day ♪
441
00:19:34,869 --> 00:19:37,480
♪ The moon comes up,
the world just spins ♪
442
00:19:37,524 --> 00:19:41,745
♪ And you start
all over again ♪
443
00:19:41,789 --> 00:19:44,879
♪ Start all over again
444
00:19:44,922 --> 00:19:49,013
♪ All over again,
all over again ♪
445
00:19:49,057 --> 00:19:52,626
♪ All over again
446
00:19:52,669 --> 00:19:55,237
♪ Save it all up,
then you got to spend ♪
447
00:19:55,281 --> 00:19:58,153
♪ And you start all over again
448
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:07,815
♪♪
449
00:20:07,858 --> 00:20:17,433
♪♪
450
00:20:17,477 --> 00:20:20,088
♪ Hey, banker,
where's that pin? ♪
451
00:20:20,131 --> 00:20:22,482
♪ I need a loan,
won't you help me, friend? ♪
452
00:20:22,525 --> 00:20:24,310
♪ I don't... Where are those keys?
453
00:20:24,353 --> 00:20:26,573
Oh, here.
454
00:20:26,616 --> 00:20:29,837
Is, uh...cash okay?
455
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:31,578
Oh, yeah. Sure.
Cash is great, yeah.
456
00:20:31,621 --> 00:20:33,014
It's, uh --
It's Mother's property.
457
00:20:33,057 --> 00:20:34,494
Usually people book online,
but this way
458
00:20:34,537 --> 00:20:36,278
I don't have to tell her
anyone rented the place.
459
00:20:36,322 --> 00:20:38,324
Just if do me a solid and
don't write in the guest book.
460
00:20:38,367 --> 00:20:40,935
Don't worry.
We're good at keeping secrets.
461
00:20:40,978 --> 00:20:42,980
♪ Start all over again [ Sniffs ]
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