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Ooh, you gotta start watching
"The Guest Book," man!

So, last episode, everyone
that lives in the town

ended up
at a party together.

The stripper was messing with
the old dude she's blackmailing,

and he was really sweating
in front of his wife.

And the cop and the doctor

seemed to have hit it off
with each other.

So, I can't wait to see
what happens with them.

They're out
of doughnuts again.

Thanks, Joe!

**

* Wherever we go

* That's fine by me

* We'll settle our bones

* Eventually

* Yeah, I need a break,
I need a minute *

* Just give me one day

* Let's get, get, get away

**

Tommy: I probably shouldn't be
writing in this guest book,

but we had such an epic time at
your little cabin in the woods

that I just can't help myself.

I came up here
with my girlfriend, Marla.

Marla's the best.

[ Blows air ]

Normally, the only vacation
we can afford

is camping in front
of our trailer.

Hey.
What you watching?

Some old TV show.

It's called "Into the Night
with Rick Dees."

I used to watch it
when I was a kid.

Oh, cool.

I like thinking about you
as a little kid.

I bet you were trouble.

I kicked a mailman
in the balls once.

-I knew it.
-Mmm.

But as great as Marla was,

there were two things
I wouldn't mind changing.

The first thing was,
she wouldn't marry me.

Hmm?

[ Sighs ]
Will you stop with that?

You know I don't believe
in marriage.

And the second thing...
[ Sighs ]

She recently discovered
crystal meth.

[ Snorts ]

**

Hey, did I tell you what
happened when I was eating
in the shitty diner on Maple?

The shitty one, not the one
with the claw machine.

By the way,
did you see that somebody

finally got that SpongeBob
plushie out of that thing?

I mean, that is $10 in quarters
I am never getting back.

Anyway, did I tell you what
happened when I was eating

in that shitty diner on Maple,

the shitty one, not the one
with the claw machine?

Man, did the powder
in that baggie make her talk.

But with all the weed I smoke,

who was I to calculize
someone's drug use?

Although, lately,
it's been worse than usual.

Last week, she got fired from
her job as a cocktail waitress

for stealing credit cards
to trade for drugs.

[ Snorting ]

**

Hey, baby.

How about this for an idea
for a cartoon TV show?

A dog marries a squirrel,
right?

And the whole thing is narrated
by a gay popsicle.

So, I decided I needed
to do something

before things got worse.

Plus, I was still holing out
hope we'd get married one day

and, well,
I don't know if you've seen

what meth does
to a person's teeth,

but I'd hate for her to lose
that cute smile of hers.

So I suggested we go
on a real camping trip.

I even borrowed
my uncle's jet skis

so we could ride 'em
in the river.

And I knew she couldn't score
drugs way up in the mountains,

so I was hoping that
if she ran out of meth,

I'd get my old Marla back.

**

[ Exhales deeply, snorts ]

Jelly beans!
Oh, want me some jelly beans!

What up, Lady Fuzz?

[ Muzak playing
over loudspeaker ]

[ Sneakers squeaking ]

[ Shoes squeaking ]

-Oh, hey.
-Oh, hey.

-What you got there?
-Oh, this?

Oh, just a little over
the counter dimethyl ether.

It's good removal
of warts.

Uh, I have a particularly
stubborn case --

Never mind, never mind.

Forget I -- that was just
supposed to be small talk.

I thought it was shampoo,
and I had a joke ready.

Ah.
Look, um, I had a good time
at that party the other night.

I gave you my number...

Sure, no, I had fun, too.

It's just, you know, I'm not
officially divorced yet, so...

Uh, sour or classic?

Marla: Tommy!

I'm sorry, I shouldn't
have brought it up.

If you want to call,
you'll call.

Or you won't.
Whatever, I don't care.
Marla: Tommy!

It's just that I told my mom
I gave you my number,

and now she keeps texting me
to see if you --

you know, she's crazy.
Not me, I didn't get that gene,

but she's just obsesses
over every little...
Tommy!

You know when is said that
I didn't care if you called,

it doesn't mean that I don't
want you to call, all right,

Tommy!
I just don't want you
to think, and it's probably

not the right choice of --
I feel like I've been talking
a really long time.

Well, I-I-I --
I'm sure that I'll call.

It's just like I said,
it's complicated right now,

and I-I-I just need
a little time to....

I'm -- I'm sure
I will call.

Probably, I think.
Uh, uh...

[ Muzak continues playing ]

[ Sighs ]

Tommy!

-Tommy!
-Yeah.

[ Laughs ]

Look!

Look at these cabins
they got up here.

We should rent one.

I don't want to sleep
in the El Camino.

I don't have a lot of cash.

We don't need cash, baby.

I still got all these
stolen credit cards, okay?

You gotta do it, though, 'cause
they all got boys names on them.

I'll meet you
in the car, okay?

Uh, but I already
got two strikes.

Don't be a pussy.

**

Froggy Cottage looks nice.

That one's not available.

Someone broke in and busted
the downstairs toilet.

Do you want
to put this on pause?

No, I'll do-si-do my way
back in when I'm done.

That's square dancing.

Totally different animal.

That's why you need
to pay attention.

I guess I'll take
Owl's Retreat.

Great.

I'll just need a credit card

and need to write your name
and number in my book.

The problem was
I was very white

and the bar Marla used to work
at was very Mexican.

When are you gonna get that
toilet fixed in Froggy Cottage?

We losing money with that thing
just sitting there vacant.

Well, I called Steve,
but he's in Grantsville,

testifying at
his nephew's murder trail.

With that stutter,

he gonna be on that stand
for m-m-m-m-months.

[ Both chuckle ]

Here you go.

Till you get
that toilet fixed...

that cabin is just
sitting there vacant.

Vacant cabin does us
no good.

Home, sweet home.

Since we broke into your cabin

in the middle of the night,
there wasn't much to do
but go to sleep.

And thanks
to the mountain atmosphere,

I slept halfway
through the next day.

I wish I could say
the same about Marla.

[ Snorts ]

[ Exhales deeply ]

**

Oh, baby!

Check this shit out.

[ Laughs ]

It's an owl.

Uh, I don't see an owl.

Oh, trust me.

It's an owl.

[ Car door closes ]

[ Clack, whiz ]

-[ Grunts ]
-Okay, so why "probably"?

Excuse me?

You said you'd probably call,
maybe, you think.
Mm.

It's just that, look, we are
both too old to play games.

[ Sighs ]
Not that I'm calling you old.

I mean, I know you're older than
me, because I ran your plates.

-Ah!
-That's not what I'm...

This went a lot better
in the bathroom at Arby's.

I was practicing
in front of the mirror.

And it's actually kind of funny,
this woman walked in --

that -- it doesn't matter.
Look, I like you.

Okay, and it obviously
makes me nervous

and sound like a lunatic,
but I like you.

Warts and all.

Well, it's only one wart.
It's just a really big one.

That's okay, I really don't need
to -- where is it?

It's on my heel.

Oh, okay, well,
that's actually not so --

what's with the crossbow?

Well, I'm trying to get good
at it to impress my son.

Been looking at me different
ever since the separation,

and I think he knows
it's my fault.

Oh. What'd you do?

Cheat?

Yeah.

I mean, kind of.

Sort of.

[ Stammering ]

You know...

[ Whispering ] Get down!

I think we need
to stay below the windows.

Okay, baby.

And I'm gonna make you
some breakfast.

I found some old Chinese food
in the fridge.

Cool. Okay.

I'm gonna grab my toothbrush

and go upstairs
and use the bathroom.

Ooh. Tommy?

Yeah, baby?

Thanks for taking me
on vacation.

Anytime, sweetie.

The longer that Marla
had access to meth,

the longer it was gonna take
for her to detoxificate.

So, I took matters
into my own hands.

Okay, I'm confused.

Just back this up
a little bit.

When exactly
did all this happen?

Oh...
about six months ago.

My wife and I
had been fighting a lot,

but I was also
really unhappy at work.

There was this new
timecard system that,

to this day,
it still doesn't make sense.

The point is I wasn't sure
if it was my marriage

that was making me miserable
or the stress of my job

that was making
my marriage miserable.

So you opened
a Tinder account.

Yeah, but not for sex.

This is gonna sound crazy.

I thought if I went on a date
and it made me happy,

I was in a bad marriage.

If I went on a date
and I was still unhappy,

maybe the marriage wasn't
the problem.

-So which was it?
-Never found out.

My wife's friend saw my profile
online and ratted me out.

Now, according to
my brother,

my wife has a Tinder account
of her own,

complete with pictures
from our honeymoon.

Apparently,
she's in a bikini.

I'm in the background,
cleaning guacamole off my shirt.

You haven't looked at it?

No, it would just
make me too angry.

I still hope
I can fix things.

I mean, I have
to try, right?

This whole thing
was my fault.

I owe it to my kid.

[ Cell phone chimes ]

[ Sighs ]
[ Touchscreen clicking ]

[ Bloops ]

[ Chimes ]

[ Clicking resumes ]

[ Bloops ]

[ Sighs ]
Where is my crystal?

[ Door opens ]

Start putting some of
those timers on the lights.

Hopefully,
that'll stop people

from busting in here
and breaking things.

I think this toilet is
still leaking a little bit.

I'm-a go outside
and shut all the water off.

Okay.

[ Cellphone rings ]

[ Ring ]
Hello?

[ Bed creaks ]
Oh, yeah, Tickles,
I know who this is.

[ Sighs ]

Well, I don't care
if you have somebody else.

I don't know if
I'm-a do this again.

The people you rented one of
the cabins to broke the toilet.

Whoa!

I don't know what
a cock-smoocher is,

but there's no need
for name-calling.

You kiss your mama
with that mouth?

Uh-huh. So where would I --

But if you let me...

I know, I just --

Well, okay, I'm sorry, okay?

I didn't -- I didn't -- I didn't
know that about your mother.

Mesothelioma sounds
quite serious.

I've seen the commercials
during "Price Is Right."

Oh, look, look, look, look.

I'm just saying that when
you blackmail somebody

and make them give you
the keys to their cabins,

it would be nice
if you could rent them

to people
that don't break things.

Vivian: Oh. Wilfrid!

I hurt my wrist
shutting off the water.

Oh, uh, coming!

Oh, I am so sorry.

This -- this shouldn't
have ever happened.

I just hope this doesn't keep us
from line dancing.

There's a surprising amount
of upper body moves.

[ Chuckles ]

[ Engine starts ]

[ Crickets chirping ]

[ Whispering ]
Come on, Tommy, it'd dark.

We could just sneak out.

Let's just give it
a couple more hours, okay?

Maybe you'll start
to feel better.

Oh, you know I can't be locked
up with no meth, Tommy.

I would have never even made it
through jury duty

if you hadn't have been throwing
shit up to my hotel window.

[ Switch clicks ]

Oh, God.

[ Lowered voice ] Hey, what if
we get your mind off it?

Hey, how about we watch
some Rick Dees online?

I don't want to
watch Rick Dees, okay?

I want to score.

Oh, come on,
You love watching Rick Dees.

It brings back happy memories
from your childhood.

Does it?
Does it, Tommy?

Yeah.

Do you know what time
Rick Dees came on?

At 11:30 at night.

You know how old I was?

I was 3,
because my mom would go out,

and she would leave me home
alone at night.

I would wake up in the middle
of the night, terrified,

and I would turn on
the TV for comfort.

How's that sound
to you, huh?

Does that sound like
a happy memory to you?

Bitch would just
leave me there.

Night after night,
she'd just leave me there.

-Oh, my God.
-[ Sighs ]

Without the drugs,

you're experiencing
real emotions again!

I've seen this
on a reality show.

A dental hygienist
quit heroin,

and then punched
a pony-tailed cousin in the dick

for molesting her.

Baby, this is really good!

I'm...feeling stuff.

You're feeling things!

Oh, baby,
I'm so proud of you.

Oh, my God,
I knew you could do it.

I knew it.

I just knew that you'd get back
to your old self

if you just took a break
from that stuff.

Oh.

That's why I flushed it
down the toilet.

[ Breathing heavily ]

You flushed my crystal?

Yeah! Yeah, I knew that if you
could just step away from it

for a minute, then, you know,

you'd get back
to who you really ar--

[ Grunts ]

I am gonna kill you!

-You son of a bitch!
-Shh!

[ Grunting ]

Tommy: Remember, stay low.
Marla: I know to stay low.

* Tommy was a hasher
from the valley *
[ Grunting ]

* He was as burnt out
as a building from the riots *

* He had a rockin' little
girlfriend name Marla *

* She was a cocktail waitress
at the pit *

**

* But sometimes on the weekends
they'd ride jet skis *

* And they'd take a little
trailer to the river *

* Then bring along a TV
to watch Rick Dees *

* They smoked dope
and snorted crystal *

* Meth

Marla!
Remember you love me!

I love my meth, too!

Maybe you should be together.

* And Marla was as skinny
as a fence post *

* And the powder
in the baggie made her talk *

[ Muffled yelling ]

* Sometimes she combed her hair
like "Charlie's Angels" *

* Sometimes she looked
as weird as Mr. Spock *

[ Gasps ]
You didn't flush all of it.

I kept a little for myself
in case I got tired
on the drive home.

[ Screams ]

You dick!

[ Growls ]

* They'd ride his motorcycles
in the sand dunes *

* They smoked dope
and snorted crystal *

* Meth
Aah!

Come on!

[ Grunting ]

You shit!

[ Grunting ]

No! No!

[ Growls ]
[ Thud ]

[ Owl hooting in distance,
flames crackling ]

You gotta look at your wife's
Tinder account.

What?

You've gotta look at
your wife's Tinder account.

No, I said I didn't want --
I'm not ready.

Why are you looking at
my wife's Tinder account?

I'm a cop.
I like to investigate things.

And, to be honest, I wanted
to see what she looked like

in a bikini
to see how I measured up.

And I've got bigger boobs, but
she's got me beat ass to knees.

Read it.

[ Animal howling,
dog barking in distance ]

[ Sighs ] Okay.

"Looking for fun
and adventure,

"preferably with someone who
doesn't work late hours

in the medical field."

Well, that seems fairly
targeted at me, whatever.

"Someone who can
wear flip-flips

and isn't allergic
to strawberries."

Like I can control any
of that, Jessica!

[ Thud ]
See, this is why
I didn't want to do his.

Read how she
describes herself.

She likes something called
"Game of Thrones"?

Uh, she loves
watching football.

That's a lie.

Uh, the one thing she still
hopes to do in life

is see Prince
live in concert.

She hopes to one day
see Prince live in concert.

Prince is dead!

I'm sorry. I didn't mean
to sound so happy about that.

I was actually
really devastated.

The point is she wrote this
profile before he died.

That was like a year ago.

I know, you said you went
on Tinder six months ago.

So she was on Tinder
before I was.

Yep, her friend didn't find
your profile. She did.

Holy shit!

She wanted out of this marriage
before I did!

-It's not my fault!
-It's not your fault!

You want to go out to dinner
with me sometime?

You bet your ass I do,
you hot little policewoman.

[ Loud clanging ]

[ Both screaming ]

[ Thud ]

Oh, shit.

[ Growls softly ]

[ Grunting ]

[ Owl hooting ]

Must have been a bear.

[ Growling ]

[ Sniffing ]

[ Roars ]

That's not good.

[ Punk rock music playing ]

[ Gasps ]

[ Loud clatter ]

[ Crickets chirping ]

What would make
a bear act like that?

Honey.

Pick-a-nick basket.

That's all I know
about bears.

Later, Marla thanked me for
flushing her drugs.

She said that it really showed
that I cared about her.

And the fact that I was willing
to take a beating from her

and stand by her side while a
bear could have killed us

made her feel protected for the
first time in her life.

I feel so alive
and I'm not even high.

Oh. It's pretty wild.

Pretty wild.

[ Panting ]

Marry me.

[ Gasps ]

I thought you didn't believe
in marriage.

I don't.

-I believe in you.
-Oh. [ Exhales deeply ]

[ Grunts ]

So anyway,
I just can't tell you

how happy we were
to break into your cabin.

We really needed a vacation.

Marla didn't want
to turn on the vacuum

and make a lot of noise,
so she crawled around

for an hour or so
and picked up about

two or three pocketfuls
of dirt off the floor.

We never figured out how to
turn the water back on,

so we had to poop
in a plastic bag.

But we took it with us.

We're not animals.

**

* Nobody's gonna love you
like I do *

* You can count on that, honey

* Nobody's gonna love you
like I do *

* Oh, isn't that funny?

* So what you gonna do
without me? *

* Are you going
to settle down? *

* Ain't nobody like me's
gonna come around *

[ Touchscreen clicking ]

[ Bloop, chime ]

* I won't give back my lovin'

* And I wouldn't take it
if you asked me to *
[ Brakes squeal,
air brakes hiss ]

* But you'll get
a pretty penny *

* You'll trade it in
for something new *

Hello?

Is this God's country?

That's what the poster says.

Perfect.

I think he wants me
to meet him here.