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- [Cecil] Target
is Doc Seismic.
- [cackling]
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[grunts]
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-[exhales]
-Huh? [screams, grunts]
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[Mark] We're going
to college together.
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[Amber] I guess I get to keep my
superhero boyfriend after all.
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The Immortal's now in charge.
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[astronaut] We are down,
Houston.
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[Martian emperor] If a single
sequid fuses with
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one of your people,
they will rise up as one.
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Finally, some action!
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- [shouts]
- [grunts]
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[Mark] I always wanted
to be my dad.
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What if that happens?
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It's been an honor, sir.
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- [gasps]
- [Mark] I'm better.
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- I'm stronger. I'm ready.
- No, you're not.
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[Mark] I'll work for you,
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just put me back out there.
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[Principal Winslow] For some
of you,
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it probably seemed like
this day would never come.
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For others,
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it came far too quickly.
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Maybe you're even wondering
if you're ready for this.
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For what comes next.
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You are.
I look out at this class
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and I see hope.
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I see a bright new world
with a special place
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for each and every one of you.
You may not know yet...
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Mark's not seriously gonna miss
his own graduation, is he?
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He's just running a little late.
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This is why I quit superheroing.
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I mean, you only get to say
goodbye to high school once.
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It needs to be enjoyed.
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Appreciated. Savored.
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He'll be here. He promised.
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Look at you.
You're thieves! Rapists!
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Criminals.
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All so ignorant of your
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true crimes
against terra therma.
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What is it with you and
historical monuments? S... Uh,
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Professor Seismic, right?
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Doc Seismic.
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I never taught.
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Didn't you fall into,
like, a huge pool of lava?
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I fell into a new realm
of understanding.
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Do you know what this obscene
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phallus is constructed from?
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He asked, expecting
some idiotic answer.
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Uh...
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Granite stolen from the Earth.
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Iron ripped from her loins.
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Bricks made of the clay
she bleeds
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from humanity's
endless ruinations.
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Isn't that most buildings?
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You can keep the ones
made of wood.
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Everything else,
we're taking back.
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Ha!
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Ah! [grunts]
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[people exclaiming]
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[people screaming]
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[Doc Seismic] I made
a few new friends
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during my time underground.
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Meet my Magmanites.
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[growling]
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I liked you better
when you just hated presidents.
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As you find your place
in the world,
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know that it
won't always be easy.
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Sometimes, life hits you
with everything it's got.
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[people screaming]
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[grunts]
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Huh?
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[grunts]
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[laughs]
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[cackling]
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The Earth reclaims
her stolen flesh.
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- [grunts]
- [Principal Winslow] When you
find yourself
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in the shadow of adversity,
do not be afraid.
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For without adversity,
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there can be no triumph.
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Without testing your limits,
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you will never know
how strong you truly are.
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[grunts]
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[grunts]
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[grunting]
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[both grunting]
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[Cecil over earpiece] You're
running out of time, kid.
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I know.
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[grunts]
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Aah!
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[Doc Seismic laughs]
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See? Even your greatest heroes
are useless
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against the power of Doc...
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[screaming]
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[groans]
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[sighs]
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[Cecil] Nice save, Mark.
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Would've been better if you had
stopped him before he destroyed
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another one of America's
greatest treasures.
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[sighs] It's not destroyed.
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I could, you know,
I could try pushing it back out
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- to, you know...
- Do not do that.
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We'll take it from here.
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[Principal Winslow] As the great
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Abraham Lincoln once said,
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"Whatever you are,
be a good one."
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Did he, though?
Did he really say that?
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Doesn't sound very Lincoln-y.
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[Mark sighs] So,
all I missed were the
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made-up inspirational
quotes? Cool.
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Hey there, hero. Good timing.
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- Mm.
- Mm.
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[sniffs]
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Is that... sulfur?
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Oh, man, wait till
I tell you about this guy.
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He's a case
against higher education.
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[band playing
"Pomp and Circumstance"]
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[announcer] Amber
Justine Bennett.
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[crowd cheering]
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Yeah!
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[announcer] William
Francis Clockwell.
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[crowd cheering]
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I'd say it's been fun,
but, you know--
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high school.
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[announcer] Markus
Sebastian Grayson.
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-[crowd cheering]
-[woman] Let's go, Markus.
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[announcer] Samantha
Eve Wilkins.
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[crowd cheering]
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Markus Sebastian?
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I thought we weren't keeping
secrets from each other anymore.
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Some secrets should never
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be revealed... Justine.
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[laughs]
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Everyone, please rise.
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Congratulations, graduates.
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- [students cheering]
- Yeah!
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Ooh, crap.
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Remember, be bold,
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be original, be...
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♪ ♪
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[♪ Chair Model: "Hey You"]
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I don't know.
I don't feel any different.
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It's graduating high school,
not losing your virginity.
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Amber, summer plans. Go.
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Nothing but swimming pools
and sleeping late
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for two whole months.
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I mean...
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on the weekends, maybe.
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I'm at the community center
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Mondays, Tuesdays and Thursdays.
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Oh, and did I tell you guys
I'm volunteering
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for the Katie Giles campaign?
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That's your idea
of a summer vacation?
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Hey, Giles is the real deal.
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Do you even know
your state comptroller?
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I don't even know what a state
comptroller is, but you do you.
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I'm gonna find
the trashiest reality show
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I've never heard of
and binge every episode twice.
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Eve, please tell Amber
how to properly vay-cay.
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I'm, uh, gonna go help
finish the reconstruction,
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up in Chicago.
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Sorry, I didn't mean
to make that
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weird for you or... [stammers]
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No, that's... that's amazing.
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Do you ever miss punching
bad guys in the face?
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Seems cathartic.
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Right now, I'm just happy
helping people.
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[William] Speaking of...
[laughs]
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God, I love having
superhero friends.
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I mean Eve, specifically.
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Mark won't even take me flying
anymore. Boo. Hiss.
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To graduation
and new beginnings.
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Mark?
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I'm on call.
Cecil might need me.
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You're always on call now.
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- That's the job.
- It's all right.
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Here.
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What's this?
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Virgin mai tai.
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Very funny.
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[chuckles] Cheers, guys.
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To the best summer ever.
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♪ Just another day ♪
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♪ Lucky that you got that ♪♪
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[astronaut] I'm telling you,
this Martian problem
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isn't gonna fix itself.
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They were gonna execute us.
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We-we barely got off
that rock alive.
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Come on. They were trying
to save their planet.
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From their own slaves.
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If those sequids ever take over,
Earth is next.
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We need to strike first.
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Send up that
Invincible guy again.
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[scoffs] You're talking about
starting an interplanetary war.
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[director] Hm...
Livingston?
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Uh... What-what-what?
Well, what-what makes you
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think I know anything
about Martians?
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[chuckles] Is that how
you say it-- Martians?
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I, um, I have to visit...
[grunts] the urination chamber.
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[panting]
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Get a grip. Get a grip.
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You are a smart Earth astronaut.
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Say, uh, everything okay, Rus?
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Fine. Everything... [stammers]
everything's okay, yeah.
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Sorry, how long have you
been standing there?
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Not that it matters,
because I have nothing to hide.
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Well, I, uh, l-listen, son,
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I know things haven't
been easy since Mars.
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After what you all
went through up there,
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no one can blame you
for being a little, uh...
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Uh... not yourself.
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But it's been months,
and quite frankly, Livingston,
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this is the
U.S. Space Administration,
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not therapy.
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Oh, God. No.
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Well, I-I don't know
how else to say this...
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Please don't kill me!
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What?
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Spare me!
I won't fail you again.
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I swear on my
three-chambered heart.
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Just please do not stab
all three of them.
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Uh, Christ on a Christmas tree.
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No one's killing anybody.
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But effective immediately,
you're taking a temporary leave
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till you can get
your head on straight.
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[gasps]
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[door opens, closes]
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[grunts]
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[gasps] Holy shit.
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- [people exclaiming]
- [grunts]
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Um...
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[grunts]
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Whew. There. [sighs]
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- Saved you some work.
- [cheering]
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What the hell
do you think you're doing?
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You scared the piss out
of my entire crew.
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Uh, I'm just trying to help.
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How do I know that's to code?
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- [groans]
- You know what?
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Go stuff your code up your ass.
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I live in that building.
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And if it was up to
the bureaucrats,
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we'd be sleeping in high school
gyms until Labor Day.
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- [crowd murmuring]
- [scoffs]
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- [sighs] Thanks.
- Thank you.
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Mommy, does this mean
we can go home now?
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It's about time someone
cut through all the red tape
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and did something, instead
of just talking about it.
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You know how long
I've been begging the city
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to clean up that mess?
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Six years. [chuckles]
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[sighs] Oh, but unless
you know somebody?
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[scoffs] Good luck.
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You know me, don't you?
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[grunts]
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[crowd exclaiming]
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[woman laughs]
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- Wow.
- That is so cool!
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[phone rings]
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Hey, Mom.
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00:12:44,243 --> 00:12:47,413
No, no, everything's fine.
Great, actually.
261
00:12:47,497 --> 00:12:50,208
I was just thinking
about you, and... Wait.
262
00:12:50,291 --> 00:12:52,293
Is something wrong?
263
00:12:52,376 --> 00:12:53,544
[Mark yawns]
264
00:12:53,628 --> 00:12:56,422
- Hey, Mom.
- Morning.
265
00:12:58,341 --> 00:13:00,134
Since when do you drink coffee?
266
00:13:00,218 --> 00:13:02,011
[yawning] Since I got my powers.
267
00:13:03,804 --> 00:13:06,807
Oh. I hadn't noticed.
268
00:13:06,891 --> 00:13:08,643
Mm.
269
00:13:11,312 --> 00:13:12,855
[scoffs] It keeps doing that.
270
00:13:12,939 --> 00:13:16,859
I told Cecil those contractors
he hired were total amateurs.
271
00:13:16,943 --> 00:13:18,819
Yeah, well, at least
he fixed our house.
272
00:13:18,903 --> 00:13:20,404
His people shot it up.
273
00:13:21,489 --> 00:13:23,741
Can we please
not do this right now?
274
00:13:23,824 --> 00:13:25,660
Sorry.
275
00:13:25,743 --> 00:13:28,704
I guess we're both
still a bit raw.
276
00:13:28,788 --> 00:13:30,456
So...
277
00:13:30,540 --> 00:13:32,625
how about we take
a little break?
278
00:13:32,708 --> 00:13:35,086
I found some crazy deals online.
279
00:13:35,169 --> 00:13:37,797
I'm-I'm thinking beach trip.
280
00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:42,510
You and me. Somewhere tropical
with a-a fancy hotel.
281
00:13:42,593 --> 00:13:43,678
Bermuda.
282
00:13:43,761 --> 00:13:46,138
- Maybe Saint Lucia.
- Seriously?
283
00:13:46,222 --> 00:13:48,140
Call it a graduation present.
284
00:13:48,224 --> 00:13:52,811
[sighs] I mean,
I want to, but...
285
00:13:52,895 --> 00:13:55,064
Cecil told me the Guardians
are working out some issues,
286
00:13:55,147 --> 00:13:58,067
and I don't know if I can
take off right now.
287
00:13:58,150 --> 00:14:00,027
Well, what about
taking the time to enjoy
288
00:14:00,111 --> 00:14:01,821
your last summer being a kid?
289
00:14:01,904 --> 00:14:05,116
[sighs] I'm not a kid anymore.
290
00:14:05,199 --> 00:14:07,535
Yes, I know that.
You're an adult.
291
00:14:07,618 --> 00:14:09,453
But that means
making your own choices.
292
00:14:09,537 --> 00:14:11,789
- You don't have to do
everything Cecil tells you.
- Yeah, Mom,
293
00:14:11,872 --> 00:14:13,499
I kind of do.
294
00:14:13,583 --> 00:14:17,128
The last time I did this on my
own, half a city got destroyed.
295
00:14:17,211 --> 00:14:19,630
- I understand.
- No, you don't.
296
00:14:19,714 --> 00:14:21,799
Let me finish.
I understand why you think
297
00:14:21,882 --> 00:14:24,302
you have to prove yourself,
but you don't.
298
00:14:24,385 --> 00:14:25,720
You're a good person.
299
00:14:25,803 --> 00:14:27,513
No one thinks you're gonna
turn out like your father.
300
00:14:27,597 --> 00:14:29,557
Well, then why
would you even say it?
301
00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:31,892
Oh, I'm-I'm sorry.
That's not what I meant.
302
00:14:31,976 --> 00:14:34,103
[Cecil over earpiece] Mark,
I need you.
303
00:14:34,186 --> 00:14:36,439
- Thank God.
- What?
304
00:14:36,522 --> 00:14:38,482
- I have to go.
- Wait, Mark. Wait.
305
00:14:39,775 --> 00:14:41,402
[door opens, closes]
306
00:14:43,904 --> 00:14:45,573
[sighs]
307
00:14:45,656 --> 00:14:47,491
[Rex groans]
308
00:14:47,575 --> 00:14:48,951
- I quit.
- [panting]
309
00:14:49,035 --> 00:14:52,413
I'm done.
Fuck your training, man.
310
00:14:54,123 --> 00:14:55,916
[grunts]
311
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,960
People try and kill me
312
00:14:58,044 --> 00:14:59,670
every single day.
313
00:14:59,754 --> 00:15:02,548
Look, I don't need
that shit at home.
314
00:15:02,632 --> 00:15:06,260
[groans] Somebody got me
in the balls.
315
00:15:06,344 --> 00:15:07,553
Maybe if you trained more
316
00:15:07,637 --> 00:15:09,430
and complained less,
we could get back
317
00:15:09,513 --> 00:15:12,266
- to saving lives.
- [sighs]
318
00:15:12,350 --> 00:15:14,727
We just stopped him
from being that guy,
319
00:15:14,810 --> 00:15:16,896
and now we've got you?
320
00:15:18,606 --> 00:15:20,941
Ugh, fuck my life.
321
00:15:22,735 --> 00:15:24,945
[Dupli-Kate giggles, moans]
322
00:15:25,029 --> 00:15:26,864
[giggles]
323
00:15:26,947 --> 00:15:30,201
[singsongy] Kate? Is that you?
324
00:15:30,284 --> 00:15:31,786
I've got a boo-boo
325
00:15:31,869 --> 00:15:34,205
that could use
some dupli-kisses.
326
00:15:34,288 --> 00:15:36,290
[laughs]
327
00:15:36,374 --> 00:15:37,958
- [gasps]
- First of all,
328
00:15:38,042 --> 00:15:39,752
- We are not dating.
- [sighs]
329
00:15:39,835 --> 00:15:42,672
And second, that's inappropriate
language for the workplace.
330
00:15:42,755 --> 00:15:45,216
So kiss your own boo-boo...
331
00:15:45,299 --> 00:15:48,761
boo... boo... [moans]
332
00:15:48,844 --> 00:15:50,888
Wait, I know that look.
333
00:15:50,971 --> 00:15:53,349
- [sighs]
- [sighs] Oh,
334
00:15:53,432 --> 00:15:55,059
are you shitting me?
335
00:15:55,142 --> 00:15:58,270
You goddamn geriatric hypocrite.
336
00:15:58,354 --> 00:16:01,148
This is none of your business.
337
00:16:01,232 --> 00:16:03,442
- Aw, come on!
- You and I were never a thing.
338
00:16:03,526 --> 00:16:06,570
The Immortal and I are.
Deal with it.
339
00:16:06,654 --> 00:16:07,863
Kate.
340
00:16:07,947 --> 00:16:11,742
Don't do this. Please.
341
00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:15,246
[TV announcer]
We called them heroes,
342
00:16:15,329 --> 00:16:18,040
role models, protectors.
343
00:16:18,124 --> 00:16:20,376
But no one ever expected to call
344
00:16:20,459 --> 00:16:23,254
the Guardians
of the Globe victims.
345
00:16:23,337 --> 00:16:25,965
Welcome to our first annual
commemoration
346
00:16:26,048 --> 00:16:28,134
of the massacre
that shook the world.
347
00:16:28,217 --> 00:16:31,470
- We begin by honoring Aquarus,
King of Atlantis.
- [knock on door]
348
00:16:31,554 --> 00:16:33,305
- [sighs]
- Aquarus first won hearts
349
00:16:33,389 --> 00:16:35,474
and minds when he
singlehandedly rescued...
350
00:16:35,558 --> 00:16:37,143
Hi, Rus.
351
00:16:37,226 --> 00:16:38,519
Yes, Rus.
352
00:16:38,602 --> 00:16:40,730
I know you lost your job,
353
00:16:40,813 --> 00:16:44,233
but the rent's been due
for months. So, you know...
354
00:16:45,526 --> 00:16:47,778
- I do?
- [TV announcer] ...served
as a symbol for those of us
355
00:16:47,862 --> 00:16:49,405
who feel different...
356
00:16:49,488 --> 00:16:50,698
Just find a way
to pay your bills,
357
00:16:50,781 --> 00:16:53,242
or I need you out
by the end of next week.
358
00:16:53,325 --> 00:16:55,494
[TV announcer] Next,
we honor the Guardians'
359
00:16:55,578 --> 00:16:57,705
fallen green do-gooder:
360
00:16:57,788 --> 00:16:59,331
Martian Man.
361
00:16:59,415 --> 00:17:01,417
He may have come
from the stars,
362
00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:03,210
but Martian Man will always be
363
00:17:03,294 --> 00:17:06,172
one of Earth's
greatest superheroes.
364
00:17:06,254 --> 00:17:07,465
While taking on bigger threats
365
00:17:07,548 --> 00:17:09,215
was part of his job
as a Guardian,
366
00:17:09,300 --> 00:17:11,010
Martian Man always
367
00:17:11,092 --> 00:17:14,597
made time to help
first responders on the scene.
368
00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:16,348
With his gentle nature
369
00:17:16,432 --> 00:17:19,310
and kind spirit,
Martian Man made Earth
370
00:17:19,393 --> 00:17:20,895
his home.
371
00:17:27,735 --> 00:17:29,403
[Cecil over earpiece]
Here's the need-to-know.
372
00:17:29,487 --> 00:17:31,238
We've had multiple
373
00:17:31,322 --> 00:17:33,282
corroborated sightings
of Darkwing,
374
00:17:33,365 --> 00:17:36,202
which is perturbing to me,
considering that I personally
375
00:17:36,285 --> 00:17:39,163
ID'd what was left
of his rib cage last year.
376
00:17:40,748 --> 00:17:42,750
Oh, uh, sorry.
377
00:17:43,751 --> 00:17:45,419
It's okay.
378
00:17:45,503 --> 00:17:47,588
So, observe and report?
379
00:17:47,671 --> 00:17:49,924
That's why you're
employee of the month, kid.
380
00:17:51,509 --> 00:17:53,928
Midnight City.
381
00:17:54,011 --> 00:17:55,471
Been a virtual no-man's-land
382
00:17:55,554 --> 00:17:58,474
since the Midnight Magician
cursed it back in '02.
383
00:17:58,557 --> 00:18:00,100
So when you say "cursed,"
384
00:18:00,184 --> 00:18:02,394
is that, like, a metaphor or...
385
00:18:02,478 --> 00:18:04,188
[gasps]
386
00:18:04,271 --> 00:18:06,398
What the hell?
387
00:18:06,482 --> 00:18:07,900
I mean it's cursed.
388
00:18:07,983 --> 00:18:10,694
Permanent midnight,
perpetual darkness.
389
00:18:10,778 --> 00:18:12,780
Summer on the dark side
of the moon.
390
00:18:20,204 --> 00:18:21,831
So weird.
391
00:18:24,250 --> 00:18:25,709
[laughs] Hm...
392
00:18:25,793 --> 00:18:28,087
Let me know when
you're done playing tourist.
393
00:18:34,385 --> 00:18:36,971
Oh, oh, God. Help. Help!
394
00:18:37,054 --> 00:18:39,306
Please, somebody help me!
[grunts]
395
00:18:41,058 --> 00:18:42,852
Ple...
396
00:18:43,894 --> 00:18:45,688
Aah!
397
00:18:45,771 --> 00:18:47,982
Please...
398
00:18:48,065 --> 00:18:50,359
s-somebody help me.
399
00:18:54,029 --> 00:18:55,489
I am helping.
400
00:18:55,573 --> 00:18:57,658
[exclaims]
401
00:18:57,741 --> 00:18:58,993
[grunts]
402
00:18:59,076 --> 00:19:00,578
Helping make sure scum like you
403
00:19:00,661 --> 00:19:03,372
never hurt another
innocent person again.
404
00:19:03,455 --> 00:19:06,667
[grunts]
405
00:19:09,587 --> 00:19:11,380
[gasps]
406
00:19:11,463 --> 00:19:12,840
[groans]
407
00:19:12,923 --> 00:19:14,842
Come on, man.
408
00:19:14,925 --> 00:19:16,677
Darkwing was at
my 12th birthday party,
409
00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:19,263
so I'm pretty sure
he doesn't kill people.
410
00:19:19,346 --> 00:19:21,307
Also, pretty sure he's dead.
411
00:19:21,390 --> 00:19:23,642
Killed by your father,
Invincible.
412
00:19:23,726 --> 00:19:25,436
Which is why
I carry on his work.
413
00:19:25,519 --> 00:19:27,605
I was Night Boy, his assistant.
414
00:19:27,688 --> 00:19:30,482
Assistant?
Wait, you mean sidekick?
415
00:19:30,566 --> 00:19:32,902
We don't use that term.
416
00:19:32,985 --> 00:19:36,405
It's degrading.
417
00:19:36,488 --> 00:19:39,241
[Cecil] Okay, bring him in.
He's lost it.
418
00:19:39,325 --> 00:19:40,326
You think?
419
00:19:40,409 --> 00:19:42,119
- You hear them, too?
- Huh?
420
00:19:42,202 --> 00:19:44,288
The voices.
421
00:19:44,371 --> 00:19:48,584
Oh, man... Hey, you're coming
with me. Okay?
422
00:19:48,667 --> 00:19:52,087
I'm not going anywhere
with the son of a psychopath.
423
00:19:52,171 --> 00:19:55,758
Hey, I'm being nice,
so watch it.
424
00:19:55,841 --> 00:19:57,676
[grunts]
425
00:19:58,636 --> 00:19:59,845
Huh?
426
00:20:04,183 --> 00:20:06,560
[grunts]
427
00:20:06,644 --> 00:20:07,227
Ow.
428
00:20:07,311 --> 00:20:08,938
I felt that.
429
00:20:09,021 --> 00:20:10,522
My predecessor developed
430
00:20:10,606 --> 00:20:12,650
this exoskeleton
to help even the field
431
00:20:12,733 --> 00:20:14,151
against those like you.
432
00:20:15,194 --> 00:20:17,529
But that's not what you
should be worried about.
433
00:20:17,613 --> 00:20:20,449
Hey, man, I said I felt that
punch. I didn't say it hurt.
434
00:20:20,532 --> 00:20:21,909
[grunts]
435
00:20:23,327 --> 00:20:24,828
[grunts]
436
00:20:24,912 --> 00:20:26,830
[shouts, grunts]
437
00:20:26,914 --> 00:20:29,083
[both grunting]
438
00:20:29,166 --> 00:20:31,126
Aah!
439
00:20:31,210 --> 00:20:34,213
Welcome to the Shadowverse.
440
00:20:34,296 --> 00:20:36,548
There are dark things here.
441
00:20:36,632 --> 00:20:38,717
Hungry things.
442
00:20:38,801 --> 00:20:41,303
Even I don't dare
to stay too long.
443
00:20:41,387 --> 00:20:44,306
But I hope you like it,
444
00:20:44,390 --> 00:20:48,727
because you are never leaving.
445
00:20:48,811 --> 00:20:51,271
I liked the old Darkwing better.
446
00:20:51,355 --> 00:20:52,398
I'm the hero here!
447
00:20:52,481 --> 00:20:54,108
I'm saving the world
448
00:20:54,191 --> 00:20:56,318
from Omni-Man's son.
449
00:20:56,402 --> 00:20:58,988
[gasps, grunts]
450
00:20:59,071 --> 00:21:00,739
Hey, don't call me that.
451
00:21:00,823 --> 00:21:03,951
Let go. [grunts]
452
00:21:04,034 --> 00:21:06,120
Not until you take me back.
453
00:21:06,203 --> 00:21:08,872
[alien growling]
454
00:21:08,956 --> 00:21:12,084
Hmm. Guess who
they'll eat first.
455
00:21:12,167 --> 00:21:14,420
[Night Boy gasps]
456
00:21:15,754 --> 00:21:17,172
[grunts]
457
00:21:17,256 --> 00:21:19,133
[gasps] You would never.
458
00:21:19,216 --> 00:21:22,344
Like you said,
I'm Omni-Man's son.
459
00:21:23,345 --> 00:21:26,181
You have no idea
460
00:21:26,265 --> 00:21:28,475
what I'm capable of.
461
00:21:28,559 --> 00:21:30,811
[gasps]
462
00:21:32,104 --> 00:21:35,315
There. Now let go of... [grunts]
463
00:21:35,399 --> 00:21:36,567
[grunts]
464
00:21:42,239 --> 00:21:43,699
[Cecil] Mark?
465
00:21:43,782 --> 00:21:45,951
We lost you for a minute.
Where were you?
466
00:21:46,035 --> 00:21:47,911
You'll have to ask
Darkwing's sidekick.
467
00:21:48,912 --> 00:21:51,498
When he regains consciousness.
468
00:21:51,582 --> 00:21:53,417
[chuckles] Okay.
Bring him in.
469
00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:55,961
I got to sign off.
Something just came up.
470
00:21:56,045 --> 00:21:57,629
Anything I can do?
471
00:21:57,713 --> 00:21:59,089
I doubt it.
472
00:22:00,090 --> 00:22:02,593
Debbie,
what a pleasant surprise.
473
00:22:02,676 --> 00:22:04,344
What can I do for you?
474
00:22:04,428 --> 00:22:05,763
Mark almost missed
475
00:22:05,846 --> 00:22:07,973
his high school graduation
because of you.
476
00:22:08,057 --> 00:22:09,767
He only gets one of those.
477
00:22:09,850 --> 00:22:11,769
He's barely 18, Cecil.
478
00:22:11,852 --> 00:22:14,104
Mark came to me.
479
00:22:14,188 --> 00:22:16,857
I'm looking out for him. I'm
easing him back into the job.
480
00:22:16,940 --> 00:22:20,527
It's not a job. And he's not
your... your-your soldier.
481
00:22:20,611 --> 00:22:22,237
You can't just order him around.
482
00:22:22,321 --> 00:22:24,448
Well, at least
he follows orders.
483
00:22:24,531 --> 00:22:25,449
[gasps]
484
00:22:25,532 --> 00:22:28,160
Debbie, I didn't mean that.
485
00:22:28,243 --> 00:22:29,953
That's what this is about,
isn't it?
486
00:22:30,037 --> 00:22:31,914
That you're in control, not him.
487
00:22:31,997 --> 00:22:33,582
That he's not like his father.
488
00:22:33,665 --> 00:22:36,335
- Debbie...
- I can't believe
you'd even think that
489
00:22:36,418 --> 00:22:38,170
after everything
Mark went through.
490
00:22:38,253 --> 00:22:40,881
And what if you decide
you can't trust him? What then?
491
00:22:40,964 --> 00:22:42,299
That won't happen.
492
00:22:42,382 --> 00:22:44,510
I wish I believed you.
493
00:22:44,593 --> 00:22:46,720
Debbie... [sighs]
494
00:22:46,804 --> 00:22:49,181
I meant what I said,
about looking out for Mark.
495
00:22:49,264 --> 00:22:51,892
No dangerous stuff
until he's ready.
496
00:22:51,975 --> 00:22:54,937
And he calls the shots.
You have my word.
497
00:22:55,020 --> 00:22:57,356
Sir, the Mars file
you requested.
498
00:22:58,524 --> 00:23:01,819
D... Donald?
499
00:23:01,902 --> 00:23:04,905
Debbie. Are you okay?
500
00:23:04,988 --> 00:23:06,573
She was just leaving.
501
00:23:09,118 --> 00:23:10,953
That was Donald.
502
00:23:12,579 --> 00:23:13,789
[sighs]
503
00:23:13,872 --> 00:23:18,085
[scoffs] Huh.
Wonder what that was about.
504
00:23:18,168 --> 00:23:20,504
[Eve's mom] I told you, sweetie.
Everything's fine.
505
00:23:20,587 --> 00:23:23,048
You don't sound fine, Mom.
506
00:23:23,132 --> 00:23:24,424
Are you and dad fighting again?
507
00:23:24,508 --> 00:23:27,302
- No, nothing like that.
- Well, then what?
508
00:23:27,386 --> 00:23:30,556
Mom, it's me.
509
00:23:30,639 --> 00:23:34,184
I'll put on some tea
and we can just talk, okay?
510
00:23:34,268 --> 00:23:36,603
Things have been a little tight
lately, financially,
511
00:23:36,687 --> 00:23:39,231
but we're fine. Really, sweetie.
512
00:23:39,314 --> 00:23:40,524
Mom, why didn't you
say something?
513
00:23:40,607 --> 00:23:41,733
You know I can help out.
514
00:23:43,485 --> 00:23:45,070
[Eve's mom] Samantha.
515
00:23:47,156 --> 00:23:49,449
- There.
- Turn it back, please,
516
00:23:49,533 --> 00:23:51,076
before your father gets home.
517
00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:53,871
- Why? What's going on?
- [door opens, closes]
518
00:23:55,247 --> 00:23:56,331
Samantha?
519
00:23:56,415 --> 00:23:58,041
Dad?
520
00:23:58,125 --> 00:24:00,127
What are you doing
in a Burger Mart shirt?
521
00:24:00,210 --> 00:24:02,880
It's called
an honest day's work.
522
00:24:02,963 --> 00:24:05,507
But the furniture store--
you've been there for 20 years.
523
00:24:05,591 --> 00:24:08,218
Until you people turned
the Chicago corporate office
524
00:24:08,302 --> 00:24:09,720
into a pile of rubble.
525
00:24:09,803 --> 00:24:11,513
Ugh, God.
Why didn't you tell me?
526
00:24:11,597 --> 00:24:13,932
Maybe you should have asked,
instead of flying off
527
00:24:14,016 --> 00:24:16,310
to God knows where
doing God knows what.
528
00:24:16,393 --> 00:24:18,770
[Eve] All right, well,
I'm here now.
529
00:24:18,854 --> 00:24:21,690
Okay? You don't have to work
some minimum wage job
530
00:24:21,773 --> 00:24:24,860
like a teenager. I can give
you and mom whatever you want.
531
00:24:24,943 --> 00:24:28,780
I've provided for this family
longer than you've been alive.
532
00:24:30,991 --> 00:24:33,285
There. 24 karat.
533
00:24:33,368 --> 00:24:34,786
- You can sell this and...
- Turn it back.
534
00:24:34,870 --> 00:24:37,998
Ugh. You're being stubborn
for no reason.
535
00:24:38,081 --> 00:24:41,043
I said change it back.
536
00:24:41,126 --> 00:24:43,921
[phone buzzes]
537
00:24:44,004 --> 00:24:46,048
[sighs] I have to run.
538
00:24:46,131 --> 00:24:48,675
The Times wants to interview me
about my work in Chicago.
539
00:24:48,759 --> 00:24:50,969
I will visit in a few days
to check in.
540
00:24:51,053 --> 00:24:54,473
And make dad sell this. Bye.
541
00:24:57,267 --> 00:24:58,852
[Amber] Hi there. I'm calling
542
00:24:58,936 --> 00:25:00,354
on behalf
of the Katy Giles campaign
543
00:25:00,437 --> 00:25:01,605
to ask for your vote
544
00:25:01,688 --> 00:25:03,732
in next month's
state comptroller election.
545
00:25:03,815 --> 00:25:06,443
No, comptroller.
546
00:25:06,526 --> 00:25:10,197
You know, overseeing budgets,
auditing state finances.
547
00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:12,449
It's critical work and...
548
00:25:12,532 --> 00:25:14,034
Hello? Hello?
549
00:25:14,117 --> 00:25:16,119
I think you need a new slogan
550
00:25:16,203 --> 00:25:18,538
that doesn't have the word
"audit" in it, or
551
00:25:18,622 --> 00:25:20,457
"comptroller."
552
00:25:20,540 --> 00:25:24,169
Local politics might not be as
sexy as flying around in tights,
553
00:25:24,253 --> 00:25:27,256
but that doesn't mean you're
the only one saving the world.
554
00:25:27,339 --> 00:25:29,925
See? That's a better slogan.
555
00:25:30,008 --> 00:25:34,096
[chuckles] Shouldn't you be off
punching things into space?
556
00:25:34,179 --> 00:25:36,598
Surprise. [laughs]
557
00:25:36,682 --> 00:25:39,643
I'm taking you to lunch.
558
00:25:39,726 --> 00:25:42,646
Ooh. Unexpected,
but appreciated.
559
00:25:42,729 --> 00:25:44,356
Let me go grab my bag.
560
00:25:44,439 --> 00:25:46,858
There's this great Thai place
down the street.
561
00:25:47,985 --> 00:25:51,238
Uh, I had
somewhere else in mind.
562
00:25:51,321 --> 00:25:53,156
[♪ The Last Royals:
"Truly.Modern.Love"]
563
00:25:57,703 --> 00:25:59,871
I said I'd be back at 1:30.
564
00:25:59,955 --> 00:26:02,541
We're almost there.
565
00:26:02,624 --> 00:26:05,419
♪ Lighter than air weighs,
cleaner than romance ♪
566
00:26:05,502 --> 00:26:06,753
♪ And easier...
567
00:26:06,837 --> 00:26:10,257
Okay. You can look now.
568
00:26:10,340 --> 00:26:13,302
Oh... my God.
569
00:26:13,385 --> 00:26:16,305
You brought me to Paris?
570
00:26:16,388 --> 00:26:18,724
Sort of.
571
00:26:18,807 --> 00:26:20,475
Is that a casino?
572
00:26:20,559 --> 00:26:22,477
♪ All you need to know
is I'll find you there...
573
00:26:22,561 --> 00:26:26,690
[sighs] Okay, yeah,
so it's just Las Vegas,
574
00:26:26,773 --> 00:26:28,317
okay?
575
00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:30,485
You only get an hour for lunch,
and I can't fly you to Europe
576
00:26:30,569 --> 00:26:33,030
that fast without
your skin ripping off, so...
577
00:26:34,823 --> 00:26:37,117
Can I kiss you anyway?
578
00:26:39,953 --> 00:26:42,331
You get an A for effort.
579
00:26:42,414 --> 00:26:45,667
And for letting me
keep my skin on.
580
00:26:45,751 --> 00:26:48,045
Well, I didn't want to get you
all the baggage
581
00:26:48,128 --> 00:26:51,173
of dating a superhero
without any of the perks.
582
00:26:52,215 --> 00:26:54,426
[Cecil over earpiece] Mark,
I need you.
583
00:26:54,509 --> 00:26:56,303
Give me a sec.
584
00:26:56,386 --> 00:26:58,055
[sighs]
585
00:26:58,138 --> 00:27:00,474
Dinner tonight instead?
586
00:27:00,557 --> 00:27:02,351
[sighs]
587
00:27:02,434 --> 00:27:05,103
Go save the world, Invincible.
588
00:27:05,187 --> 00:27:07,439
Just make sure
the voice in your ear
589
00:27:07,522 --> 00:27:09,524
isn't the only one
you listen to.
590
00:27:11,568 --> 00:27:13,445
You're way too good for me.
591
00:27:16,323 --> 00:27:18,825
Mm.
Also, I need to take you
592
00:27:18,909 --> 00:27:22,245
- back to work first.
- [laughs]
593
00:27:37,844 --> 00:27:41,014
- You're late.
- For what-- low tide?
594
00:27:41,098 --> 00:27:43,308
Something like that.
595
00:27:43,392 --> 00:27:45,560
Turns out the Atlanteans
are sore about Omni-Man
596
00:27:45,644 --> 00:27:47,896
murdering their king, Aquarus.
597
00:27:47,979 --> 00:27:50,690
And since your dad vanished
like a fart in a hurricane,
598
00:27:50,774 --> 00:27:52,901
Atlantean law dictates
that his sentence falls
599
00:27:52,984 --> 00:27:56,196
to his next of kin. You.
600
00:27:56,279 --> 00:27:57,656
That's a stupid law.
601
00:27:57,739 --> 00:28:00,700
Maybe. But Atlantis
controls the oceans.
602
00:28:00,784 --> 00:28:02,411
They've threatened to erase
the Eastern seaboard
603
00:28:02,494 --> 00:28:03,995
if we don't deal with this.
604
00:28:04,079 --> 00:28:06,039
You want me to go to war
against an entire
605
00:28:06,123 --> 00:28:07,791
underwater civilization?
606
00:28:07,874 --> 00:28:09,835
Who said anything about war?
607
00:28:09,918 --> 00:28:12,421
According to Atlantean custom,
the only way to atone
608
00:28:12,504 --> 00:28:15,215
for the king's murder
is to marry his widow.
609
00:28:15,298 --> 00:28:16,466
What?
610
00:28:16,550 --> 00:28:18,635
It's an honor,
if you think about it.
611
00:28:18,718 --> 00:28:21,471
I can't marry a fish.
I have a girlfriend.
612
00:28:21,555 --> 00:28:23,807
Relax. It's strictly symbolic.
613
00:28:23,890 --> 00:28:25,100
All you have to do
is go through the ceremony.
614
00:28:25,183 --> 00:28:27,602
Maybe kiss the bride.
615
00:28:27,686 --> 00:28:29,438
Then all is forgiven and
everyone moves on. It's easy.
616
00:28:29,521 --> 00:28:32,816
Okay, but, like,
will I have to, you know...
617
00:28:33,817 --> 00:28:35,902
All right, what exactly
am I looking at?
618
00:28:35,986 --> 00:28:38,280
Your ride.
619
00:28:41,950 --> 00:28:44,077
Sorry, kid,
I got another fire to put out.
620
00:28:44,161 --> 00:28:46,955
Good luck down there.
I'll be listening.
621
00:28:49,749 --> 00:28:50,459
Talk to me.
622
00:28:50,542 --> 00:28:51,960
It's the Lizard League, sir.
623
00:28:52,043 --> 00:28:54,463
- [hissing]
- [growling]
624
00:28:54,546 --> 00:28:56,089
You called me back
for the Lizard League?
625
00:28:56,173 --> 00:28:58,508
They've hit a bio-research lab
outside of Dallas.
626
00:28:58,592 --> 00:29:01,303
How? We got King Lizard
rotting in a prison cell.
627
00:29:01,386 --> 00:29:02,554
Uh, it appears
628
00:29:02,637 --> 00:29:03,805
that Supreme Lizard has seized
629
00:29:03,889 --> 00:29:05,182
- control in his absence.
- [laughs]
630
00:29:05,265 --> 00:29:08,393
[sighs] Send in the Guardians.
631
00:29:08,477 --> 00:29:09,936
A-Are you sure they're ready?
632
00:29:10,020 --> 00:29:11,813
If they can't take down
the Lizard League,
633
00:29:11,897 --> 00:29:13,273
they'll never be ready.
634
00:29:13,356 --> 00:29:15,108
[growls]
635
00:29:15,192 --> 00:29:16,401
[grunts]
636
00:29:19,446 --> 00:29:20,572
[Rex] Nope.
637
00:29:20,655 --> 00:29:23,283
Not this bullshit again.
638
00:29:23,366 --> 00:29:26,620
I'm not doing another me.
639
00:29:26,703 --> 00:29:29,206
That me better not be you, Rudy.
640
00:29:29,289 --> 00:29:30,290
It's not.
641
00:29:34,294 --> 00:29:35,962
Who are you?
642
00:29:36,046 --> 00:29:39,799
I call me... the Shapesmith.
[grunts]
643
00:29:41,968 --> 00:29:43,011
[growls]
644
00:29:43,094 --> 00:29:43,929
[grunts]
645
00:29:44,012 --> 00:29:45,847
Guardians.
646
00:29:45,931 --> 00:29:46,932
[grunts]
647
00:29:47,015 --> 00:29:49,392
Things usually this weird
around here?
648
00:29:49,476 --> 00:29:51,436
You have no idea.
649
00:30:00,445 --> 00:30:02,155
Whoa.
650
00:30:02,239 --> 00:30:04,157
[royal guard] Wear this.
651
00:30:14,876 --> 00:30:17,879
[crowd cheering]
652
00:30:31,893 --> 00:30:35,855
Welcome, son of he
who slayed my husband.
653
00:30:35,939 --> 00:30:36,982
About that...
654
00:30:37,065 --> 00:30:39,651
You will address her
as Your Majesty,
655
00:30:39,734 --> 00:30:40,944
air-breather.
656
00:30:41,027 --> 00:30:42,737
Right. Your Majesty,
657
00:30:42,821 --> 00:30:45,073
it's an honor to meet you.
658
00:30:45,156 --> 00:30:47,492
And I'm very sorry
659
00:30:47,576 --> 00:30:49,703
for what my father did,
660
00:30:49,786 --> 00:30:51,288
but I can't do this.
661
00:30:51,371 --> 00:30:53,748
And definitely not here
in front of everyone.
662
00:30:53,832 --> 00:30:55,959
Okay. Uh, Th-This is
kind of awkward, but
663
00:30:56,042 --> 00:30:57,752
I have a girlfriend--
name is Amber--
664
00:30:57,836 --> 00:30:59,879
and we're finally
in a good place,
665
00:30:59,963 --> 00:31:02,340
so, even though, you know,
666
00:31:02,424 --> 00:31:04,009
you seem super nice,
667
00:31:04,092 --> 00:31:07,012
it-it just wouldn't
feel right to...
668
00:31:07,095 --> 00:31:09,055
What do you speak of?
669
00:31:09,139 --> 00:31:11,808
Isn't that why I'm here?
To be your new king?
670
00:31:11,891 --> 00:31:13,393
[snorts]
Why would I need a king?
671
00:31:13,476 --> 00:31:16,563
I commanded this kingdom
for a decade
672
00:31:16,646 --> 00:31:19,357
while Aquarus played dress-up
with you humans.
673
00:31:19,441 --> 00:31:22,652
Oh, then we're not
getting married?
674
00:31:22,736 --> 00:31:26,239
We abolished
that barbaric custom.
675
00:31:26,323 --> 00:31:28,908
What do you think we are,
savages?
676
00:31:28,992 --> 00:31:31,870
[chuckles]
Oh, my... Oh, thank God.
677
00:31:31,953 --> 00:31:35,332
[chuckles] I mean, uh,
thank you, Your-Your Majesty.
678
00:31:35,415 --> 00:31:37,792
[stammers] G-Great.
679
00:31:37,876 --> 00:31:39,502
So, what's the new law?
680
00:31:42,547 --> 00:31:44,758
Trial by combat.
681
00:31:44,841 --> 00:31:48,303
Release the Depth-Dweller!
682
00:31:48,386 --> 00:31:50,889
[crowd murmuring]
683
00:31:50,972 --> 00:31:53,308
[Depth-Dweller growling]
684
00:31:53,391 --> 00:31:56,019
Aw, man.
685
00:32:01,775 --> 00:32:03,568
[squeaks]
686
00:32:05,987 --> 00:32:08,490
Wait, you want me to fight that?
687
00:32:08,573 --> 00:32:11,868
Seems a little unfair.
[chuckles]
688
00:32:13,495 --> 00:32:15,664
- [grunting]
- [squeaking]
689
00:32:15,747 --> 00:32:18,792
Okay. I win. Can I go now?
690
00:32:20,085 --> 00:32:21,753
Whoa.
691
00:32:21,836 --> 00:32:24,547
[roars]
692
00:32:24,631 --> 00:32:26,299
[panting]
693
00:32:26,383 --> 00:32:29,052
- [squeaks]
- Uh...
694
00:32:29,135 --> 00:32:32,305
Oh, that makes a lot more sense.
695
00:32:42,065 --> 00:32:43,775
[sighs] Seriously?
696
00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:47,404
[mailbox door creaks open]
697
00:32:47,487 --> 00:32:49,656
- [mailbox door closes]
- [sighs]
698
00:32:49,739 --> 00:32:52,617
Uh, if you're not
feeling ready...
699
00:32:52,701 --> 00:32:54,869
- Paul.
- Yeah?
700
00:32:54,953 --> 00:32:58,748
- Let's sell this bitch.
- Okay.
701
00:32:58,832 --> 00:33:00,667
[wife] Oh, wow.
702
00:33:00,750 --> 00:33:03,211
This place is adorable.
703
00:33:05,588 --> 00:33:07,465
Hi.
704
00:33:07,549 --> 00:33:08,800
[sighs]
705
00:33:08,883 --> 00:33:11,386
So pleased to meet you.
Come on in.
706
00:33:12,804 --> 00:33:13,888
And last
707
00:33:13,972 --> 00:33:16,391
but not least, the living room.
708
00:33:16,474 --> 00:33:17,976
I love it.
709
00:33:18,059 --> 00:33:19,602
It looks recently renovated.
710
00:33:19,686 --> 00:33:22,856
It looks like they didn't
even know what they were doing.
711
00:33:22,939 --> 00:33:25,525
I-It was professionally redone
only two years ago.
712
00:33:25,608 --> 00:33:26,943
When are you taking offers?
713
00:33:27,026 --> 00:33:28,611
- Wednesday.
- Whoa!
714
00:33:28,695 --> 00:33:31,114
- Slow down.
- I was just asking.
715
00:33:31,197 --> 00:33:32,782
Yeah? Well, don't bother.
716
00:33:32,866 --> 00:33:35,076
We're definitely
not offering on this place.
717
00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:37,787
It's in our price range. We like
the location. The schools...
718
00:33:37,871 --> 00:33:39,122
It's too far from the office.
719
00:33:39,205 --> 00:33:40,331
You want me to
get home even later?
720
00:33:40,415 --> 00:33:42,250
There's excellent local transit.
721
00:33:42,333 --> 00:33:43,877
[wife] Of course I don't.
I just think...
722
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:45,253
It's not happening.
723
00:33:45,336 --> 00:33:47,380
When you earn the money,
724
00:33:47,464 --> 00:33:49,966
you can decide where we live.
725
00:33:50,049 --> 00:33:51,551
She's not your pet.
726
00:33:51,634 --> 00:33:53,595
What was that?
727
00:33:53,678 --> 00:33:55,221
Did we mention
the spacious garage?
728
00:33:55,305 --> 00:33:57,223
Why don't you all go ahead?
I'll meet you there in a jiffy.
729
00:33:57,307 --> 00:33:58,892
[scoffs]
730
00:34:01,269 --> 00:34:02,896
Why don't you take
the rest of the day off?
731
00:34:02,979 --> 00:34:04,481
- I'll call you later.
- [door closes]
732
00:34:09,568 --> 00:34:11,278
[yells, grunts]
733
00:34:11,362 --> 00:34:13,363
[growling]
734
00:34:14,783 --> 00:34:16,075
[sighs]
735
00:34:18,327 --> 00:34:20,830
[grunts]
736
00:34:20,914 --> 00:34:21,664
[yells]
737
00:34:28,171 --> 00:34:30,965
[Cecil over earpiece] What
the hell's going on down there?
738
00:34:31,048 --> 00:34:35,303
Your file on Atlantean law
needs some serious updating.
739
00:34:35,385 --> 00:34:36,845
- This wasn't the deal.
- Huh.
740
00:34:36,930 --> 00:34:38,640
I'm pulling you out.
Backup's on the way.
741
00:34:45,021 --> 00:34:46,731
Huh.
742
00:34:47,731 --> 00:34:48,900
[yells]
743
00:34:51,026 --> 00:34:53,863
Oh, shit! [grunting]
744
00:34:58,743 --> 00:35:00,703
[shrieks]
745
00:35:02,121 --> 00:35:04,123
[yelling]
746
00:35:06,376 --> 00:35:07,877
Talk to me, kid.
747
00:35:07,961 --> 00:35:10,129
[grunting]
748
00:35:10,213 --> 00:35:13,550
That... sound.
749
00:35:13,633 --> 00:35:15,760
[grunts]
750
00:35:21,724 --> 00:35:23,142
[cheering]
751
00:35:23,226 --> 00:35:24,853
[groans]
752
00:35:24,936 --> 00:35:27,063
How far away is that backup?
753
00:35:27,146 --> 00:35:28,147
Incoming.
754
00:35:28,231 --> 00:35:29,774
[gasps]
755
00:35:34,571 --> 00:35:37,532
Now's your chance.
Get out of there.
756
00:35:37,615 --> 00:35:38,741
[grunts]
757
00:35:43,454 --> 00:35:46,624
[roars]
758
00:35:48,918 --> 00:35:50,587
[crowd screaming]
759
00:35:50,670 --> 00:35:52,964
Huh?
760
00:35:57,802 --> 00:36:01,180
Cecil, that thing got loose.
It's killing everyone.
761
00:36:01,264 --> 00:36:02,724
Well they should have
thought about that before they
762
00:36:02,807 --> 00:36:04,142
brought it home from the store.
763
00:36:04,225 --> 00:36:06,102
I can't leave
those people to die.
764
00:36:06,185 --> 00:36:09,105
They tried to kill you.
They were cheering.
765
00:36:09,188 --> 00:36:12,066
All they wanted was justice
for what my dad did.
766
00:36:14,068 --> 00:36:16,821
You're not your father, Mark.
767
00:36:20,366 --> 00:36:22,285
That's why I'm going back.
768
00:36:22,368 --> 00:36:24,621
[grunts]
769
00:36:24,704 --> 00:36:26,623
[screaming]
770
00:36:29,500 --> 00:36:31,085
[whimpering]
771
00:36:32,086 --> 00:36:34,005
[roars]
772
00:36:34,088 --> 00:36:36,049
[grunting]
773
00:36:39,761 --> 00:36:41,429
[panting]
774
00:36:50,563 --> 00:36:53,691
Okay, now we can do this.
775
00:36:53,775 --> 00:36:55,485
[shouting]
776
00:36:55,568 --> 00:36:56,527
[grunting]
777
00:37:02,867 --> 00:37:04,327
[shouts]
778
00:37:10,917 --> 00:37:12,794
[grunts, sighs]
779
00:37:13,836 --> 00:37:16,673
[grunting]
780
00:37:32,939 --> 00:37:34,649
[sighs]
781
00:37:34,732 --> 00:37:36,567
Um...
782
00:37:36,651 --> 00:37:38,319
[grunts]
783
00:37:38,403 --> 00:37:40,530
[screams]
784
00:37:40,613 --> 00:37:43,241
[gasps]
785
00:37:44,617 --> 00:37:46,619
[laughs]
786
00:37:50,873 --> 00:37:52,166
[gasps]
787
00:37:54,544 --> 00:37:56,254
Aah!
788
00:37:56,337 --> 00:37:59,215
Ugh... Ah...
789
00:37:59,298 --> 00:38:00,508
[sighs]
790
00:38:00,591 --> 00:38:02,510
[Cecil over earpiece]
You got lucky this time.
791
00:38:02,593 --> 00:38:03,845
Lucky?
792
00:38:03,928 --> 00:38:05,179
Atlantis is calling it even
793
00:38:05,263 --> 00:38:07,390
since you saved
the Queen's life.
794
00:38:07,473 --> 00:38:10,184
The next time
I give you an order,
795
00:38:10,268 --> 00:38:12,353
you listen.
796
00:38:12,437 --> 00:38:15,148
Pull up the audio
from that fight.
797
00:38:15,231 --> 00:38:17,942
- [Depth-Dweller growling]
- [Mark grunting]
798
00:38:18,026 --> 00:38:20,111
- [Depth-Dweller shrieks]
- [Mark screaming]
799
00:38:20,194 --> 00:38:22,196
Get it to the boys in R & D.
I want a report in a week.
800
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:23,406
Yes, sir.
801
00:38:26,576 --> 00:38:30,288
Sir, when Debbie came to speak
with you, she seemed, uh...
802
00:38:30,371 --> 00:38:33,541
distressed when she...
when she saw me.
803
00:38:33,624 --> 00:38:34,876
Well, she's a distressed person.
804
00:38:34,959 --> 00:38:36,419
After the number
Nolan did on her,
805
00:38:36,502 --> 00:38:38,755
who knows what's going
through her head.
806
00:38:38,838 --> 00:38:40,298
Anything else, Donald?
807
00:38:42,341 --> 00:38:44,260
No, sir.
808
00:38:50,266 --> 00:38:52,560
Ugh.
809
00:38:52,643 --> 00:38:54,479
[sighs]
810
00:38:54,562 --> 00:38:56,147
[Eve] Why would you do that?
811
00:38:56,230 --> 00:38:58,107
We don't want your fake food
812
00:38:58,191 --> 00:39:00,526
or your fake gold.
813
00:39:00,610 --> 00:39:02,612
They're not fake.
814
00:39:02,695 --> 00:39:05,490
But... [sighs] I get it.
815
00:39:05,573 --> 00:39:09,285
You had your job for years
and losing it must feel awful.
816
00:39:09,368 --> 00:39:12,371
I know how hard you worked
to provide for mom and me.
817
00:39:12,455 --> 00:39:14,457
No one is trying
to take that away from you.
818
00:39:14,540 --> 00:39:16,626
But you got to
get over this stupid
819
00:39:16,709 --> 00:39:18,211
"man of the house" thing.
I'm trying to help.
820
00:39:18,294 --> 00:39:20,004
[grunts] Oh, yeah?
821
00:39:20,088 --> 00:39:22,256
Like you helped Chicago?
822
00:39:22,340 --> 00:39:24,092
- Adam, don't.
- What?
823
00:39:24,175 --> 00:39:25,802
[grunts] The whole lot
824
00:39:25,885 --> 00:39:28,096
was unstable, that's why
825
00:39:28,179 --> 00:39:29,806
the city never built there.
826
00:39:29,889 --> 00:39:33,184
It's a miracle
nobody was killed.
827
00:39:33,267 --> 00:39:35,436
This is what happens
when you think rules
828
00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:37,897
are just for us
pathetic normal people.
829
00:39:37,980 --> 00:39:40,399
Your powers
don't make you a hero.
830
00:39:40,483 --> 00:39:43,277
- They make you dangerous.
- [Eve sighs]
831
00:39:43,361 --> 00:39:45,571
I have to go.
832
00:39:45,655 --> 00:39:49,617
Don't come back until
you've figured that out.
833
00:39:54,789 --> 00:39:56,290
[sighs]
834
00:40:03,756 --> 00:40:04,882
[wine bottle opens]
835
00:40:08,719 --> 00:40:11,013
[sighs]
836
00:40:11,097 --> 00:40:13,266
[scoffs]
837
00:40:13,349 --> 00:40:15,518
[grunting]
838
00:40:17,270 --> 00:40:20,857
Fuck you, motherfucker!
839
00:40:23,151 --> 00:40:24,777
[panting]
840
00:40:26,696 --> 00:40:28,698
[crying]
841
00:40:41,085 --> 00:40:43,713
- [door slides open, closes]
- [gasps]
842
00:40:56,058 --> 00:40:59,061
[crying]
843
00:41:22,793 --> 00:41:25,713
And over here
is our training room.
844
00:41:25,796 --> 00:41:28,841
Wow. Look at all those...
845
00:41:28,925 --> 00:41:30,718
those things.
846
00:41:30,801 --> 00:41:33,429
Ooh why don't you show him
the shower, Immortal?
847
00:41:33,512 --> 00:41:35,097
It's super roomy.
848
00:41:35,181 --> 00:41:38,017
You could do anything
in there, right?
849
00:41:38,100 --> 00:41:40,353
And you all get to live here?
850
00:41:40,436 --> 00:41:43,272
Play your cards right
and maybe you can, too, someday.
851
00:41:43,356 --> 00:41:45,608
The Guardians could use
someone with your talents.
852
00:41:45,691 --> 00:41:47,109
Really?
853
00:41:47,193 --> 00:41:49,862
Forgive me for questioning
your authority, Immortal,
854
00:41:49,946 --> 00:41:52,323
but we don't know anything
about the Shapesmith.
855
00:41:52,406 --> 00:41:53,658
[Shapesmith] I can tell you.
856
00:41:53,741 --> 00:41:56,118
I can tell you. I can tell you.
[clears throat]
857
00:41:56,202 --> 00:41:58,204
I was born a baby human,
858
00:41:58,287 --> 00:42:01,457
right here
on the planet of Earth.
859
00:42:01,540 --> 00:42:03,542
[sequids chittering]
860
00:42:11,968 --> 00:42:15,888
I got my superpowers
in a random industrial accident.
861
00:42:25,690 --> 00:42:28,985
I swore to use my abilities
for good and to help people
862
00:42:29,068 --> 00:42:32,530
and to protect my planet,
no matter what.
863
00:42:38,202 --> 00:42:40,246
Because I am a normal
864
00:42:40,329 --> 00:42:42,415
human superhero.
865
00:42:45,584 --> 00:42:46,794
Am I in?
866
00:42:50,298 --> 00:42:54,343
[Supreme Lizard] Yes,
we were defeated. Yes,
867
00:42:54,427 --> 00:42:56,887
it was embarrassing.
868
00:42:56,971 --> 00:43:00,975
Yes, it was my plan.
869
00:43:01,058 --> 00:43:03,644
But we are not a joke,
870
00:43:03,728 --> 00:43:08,024
no matter what
social media says.
871
00:43:08,107 --> 00:43:10,443
We are the Lizard League,
872
00:43:10,526 --> 00:43:14,280
and we are unstoppable.
873
00:43:14,363 --> 00:43:18,451
[all] We're unstoppable.
We're unstoppable.
874
00:43:18,534 --> 00:43:21,454
And under my leadership,
875
00:43:21,537 --> 00:43:24,415
instead of that fool,
King Lizard,
876
00:43:24,498 --> 00:43:27,418
we will rise again,
877
00:43:27,501 --> 00:43:29,962
any day now!
878
00:43:30,046 --> 00:43:33,007
[all] All hail Supreme Lizard.
879
00:43:33,090 --> 00:43:34,592
All hail S...
880
00:43:34,675 --> 00:43:36,302
- [gunshot]
- [all gasp]
881
00:43:39,305 --> 00:43:40,681
[groans]
882
00:43:42,641 --> 00:43:45,269
If anyone is going to
883
00:43:45,353 --> 00:43:47,897
turn this organization around,
884
00:43:47,980 --> 00:43:50,816
it's going to be King Lizard.
885
00:43:50,900 --> 00:43:52,693
Any objections?
886
00:43:56,697 --> 00:43:59,784
[alarm blaring]
887
00:44:07,833 --> 00:44:11,128
Why should I tell you anything?
888
00:44:11,212 --> 00:44:12,922
Who the hell are you, anyway?
889
00:44:14,298 --> 00:44:16,258
Think of me as an old friend.
890
00:44:16,342 --> 00:44:18,094
An old friend who can help you,
891
00:44:18,177 --> 00:44:20,888
given your current predicament.
892
00:44:22,056 --> 00:44:23,474
Fine.
893
00:44:24,725 --> 00:44:27,019
They were smart.
894
00:44:27,103 --> 00:44:29,271
After our ultimatum,
they ambushed my dad
895
00:44:29,355 --> 00:44:31,774
with experimental quantum bombs.
896
00:44:31,857 --> 00:44:34,193
Still cost them most of Europe.
897
00:44:34,276 --> 00:44:36,570
[chuckles]
898
00:44:36,654 --> 00:44:38,364
Then they just...
899
00:44:38,447 --> 00:44:40,908
wore me down.
900
00:44:40,991 --> 00:44:43,994
Caught me when I finally
had to sleep.
901
00:44:44,078 --> 00:44:47,623
Hmm. Interesting.
902
00:44:48,707 --> 00:44:51,419
- Freeze!
- Who the hell are you?
903
00:44:52,420 --> 00:44:55,881
- That's what I said.
- Me? I'm not your problem.
904
00:44:55,965 --> 00:44:59,343
Then whose problem are you?
905
00:44:59,427 --> 00:45:02,680
His. Well, not his, but...
906
00:45:04,098 --> 00:45:06,267
...close enough.
907
00:45:06,350 --> 00:45:08,936
Make him pay for what he did
to your world.
908
00:45:09,019 --> 00:45:10,604
What?
909
00:45:10,688 --> 00:45:13,691
Stop. Hey, you promised
you'd help me. Hey.
910
00:45:13,774 --> 00:45:16,610
Don't leave me here! Hey!
911
00:45:16,694 --> 00:45:18,696
♪ ♪
912
00:45:47,766 --> 00:45:49,643
♪ ♪
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