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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:22,160 --> 00:00:24,160 [The O'Jays: For The Love Of Money] 2 00:00:36,360 --> 00:00:39,160 Money, money, money, money 3 00:00:39,400 --> 00:00:40,680 Money 4 00:00:40,920 --> 00:00:42,920 Money, money, money, money 5 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:45,200 Money 6 00:00:45,440 --> 00:00:47,480 Money, money, money, money 7 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:49,680 Money 8 00:00:49,920 --> 00:00:52,080 Money, money, money, money 9 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:54,280 Money 10 00:00:54,520 --> 00:00:56,800 Money, money, money, money 11 00:00:57,760 --> 00:00:59,040 Money 12 00:00:59,280 --> 00:01:01,320 Money, money, money, money 13 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:03,720 Money 14 00:01:17,640 --> 00:01:20,720 Some people got to have it 15 00:01:20,960 --> 00:01:22,040 Hey, hey, hey 16 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:24,720 Some people really need it 17 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:26,680 Hey, listen to me, y'all 18 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:31,080 Do things, do things, do things, bad things with it 19 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:41,400 You wanna do things, do things, do things, good things with it, yeah 20 00:01:43,080 --> 00:01:46,800 Uh-huh, talk about money, money, money, money 21 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:50,000 People will steal from their mother 22 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:54,560 People will rob their own brother 23 00:01:56,400 --> 00:01:59,160 People can't even walk the streets 24 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:03,120 Because they never know who in the world they're gonna beat 25 00:02:03,360 --> 00:02:07,560 For that mean, oh mean 26 00:02:07,800 --> 00:02:09,880 Mean green 27 00:02:10,120 --> 00:02:13,320 Almighty dollar, money 28 00:02:18,320 --> 00:02:19,400 For the love of money 29 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:22,680 People will lie, Lord, they will cheat 30 00:02:22,920 --> 00:02:24,320 For the love of money 31 00:02:24,560 --> 00:02:27,520 People don't care who they hurt or beat 32 00:02:27,760 --> 00:02:28,800 For the love of money 33 00:02:29,040 --> 00:02:31,880 A woman will sell her preclous body 34 00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:36,000 For a small piece of paper, lt carrles a lot of weight 35 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:40,400 For that mean, mean, mean, mean 36 00:02:40,640 --> 00:02:42,680 Mean green 37 00:02:42,920 --> 00:02:45,560 Almighty dollar 38 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:08,920 Whoa! No. Oh, no. 39 00:03:09,160 --> 00:03:11,800 Tax fraud. No, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. 40 00:03:12,040 --> 00:03:14,760 I mean, this is a miscalculation. 41 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:17,120 Yes, I mean, a misunderstanding certainly. 42 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:20,680 I would even go so far as to admit that it was bad judgement. 43 00:03:20,920 --> 00:03:24,640 It could be really bad judgement but it's certainly not tax fraud. 44 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:28,760 We need to meet with you and your client at his office tomorrow at 10.00. 45 00:03:30,160 --> 00:03:32,280 All right. We'll be there. 10.00. 46 00:03:32,520 --> 00:03:35,880 Good. Otherwise warrants get issued. 47 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:39,240 Property gets attached. Everyone gets very cranky. 48 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:42,480 Well, we don't want cranky, do we? 49 00:03:44,280 --> 00:03:46,080 No. We don't. 50 00:03:49,040 --> 00:03:52,800 Sleep well, Mr Lachman. We'll see you tomorrow. 10.00. 51 00:04:10,760 --> 00:04:12,920 [d Sarah Vaughan: Cheek To Cheek] 52 00:04:13,160 --> 00:04:17,360 Heaven, l'm in heaven 53 00:04:19,520 --> 00:04:26,200 And my heart beats so that l can hardly speak 54 00:04:26,440 --> 00:04:32,760 And l seem to find the happiness l seek 55 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:37,920 When we're out together danclng cheek to cheek 56 00:04:50,240 --> 00:04:53,640 - Thank you. - Well, this is our big night. 57 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:54,920 Yes, it is. 58 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:57,520 You work the girls and I'll work the boys. 59 00:04:57,760 --> 00:04:59,600 Sounds great. See you soon. 60 00:05:00,680 --> 00:05:03,400 - Not soon enough. - Oh! 61 00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:09,200 - La-la-la. - Oh, Caroline. Mwah. 62 00:05:09,440 --> 00:05:11,080 - Mwah-mwah. - Oh, Caroline. 63 00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:13,880 - What a fabulous look, as usual. - Oh, thank you. 64 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:16,120 Ten years. Can you believe it? 65 00:05:16,360 --> 00:05:19,520 It's easy to believe. It's just a little tough to admit. 66 00:05:19,760 --> 00:05:23,160 I'm just glad someone's happily married. Even if it isn't mol. 67 00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:24,320 Oh, honey. 68 00:05:24,560 --> 00:05:29,160 I still can't believe you haven't traded in Brad for one of those hot new models. 69 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:32,560 Oh, sweetheart. You never trade in a classic. 70 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:34,760 - Oh, meow. - Oh. 71 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:37,440 - They're so happy. - I'm so jealous. 72 00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:39,040 [Men laugh] 73 00:05:39,280 --> 00:05:41,600 lmagine, if you will, a mecca, 74 00:05:41,840 --> 00:05:46,000 where people from all over the world can partake in a celebration 75 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:48,520 of miracles. 76 00:05:48,760 --> 00:05:53,920 We will lift their souls... while we lighten their wallets. 77 00:05:54,160 --> 00:05:55,960 [All laugh] 78 00:05:57,960 --> 00:06:01,600 Ladies and gentlemen, behold... 79 00:06:01,840 --> 00:06:03,680 the Holyland. 80 00:06:04,880 --> 00:06:09,160 [chorus] Hallelujahl Hallelujahl 81 00:06:12,880 --> 00:06:14,560 This is amazing, isn't it? 82 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:17,120 A theme park inspired by God Himself. 83 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:18,960 [All laugh] 84 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:22,760 Brad, darling, look who I found. 85 00:06:24,040 --> 00:06:26,360 Your Honour. It's a thrill to have you here. 86 00:06:26,600 --> 00:06:28,800 - And it's a pleasure to be here. - Thank you. 87 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:32,280 And my favourite attorney. I owe you one, buddy. 88 00:06:32,520 --> 00:06:34,240 You sure do. 89 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:38,400 All right. May I continue? Let me take you on a journey. 90 00:06:38,640 --> 00:06:40,960 Step this way. All right. 91 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:44,280 Now. Welcome to the Holyland. 92 00:06:44,520 --> 00:06:47,320 Check it out. Bedouin Breakfast. You gotta love it. 93 00:06:47,560 --> 00:06:50,600 What is this, a sell job or an anniversary party? 94 00:06:50,840 --> 00:06:53,880 For our Jewish guests, Torah, Torah, Torah: The Waterslide. 95 00:06:54,120 --> 00:06:57,360 For our Japanese guests, Tora, Tora, Tora: The Waterslide. 96 00:06:57,600 --> 00:07:00,160 [laughs] Look. Water lnto Winery. 97 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:03,240 And what a great year for wine. Mm. One. 98 00:07:04,360 --> 00:07:08,320 My favourite attraction. Here it is. The Burning Bush. 99 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:11,880 Twice a night, we light up the skies with this. 100 00:07:14,120 --> 00:07:15,520 [Screams] 101 00:07:25,600 --> 00:07:29,200 Mr Sexton, not only have you no respect for religion, 102 00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:32,200 but you have ruined my favourite Balenciaga. 103 00:07:32,440 --> 00:07:36,080 I can assure you that if you go ahead with this... heresy, 104 00:07:36,320 --> 00:07:39,560 you and anyone else stupid enough to get involved 105 00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:42,000 will burn in hell. 106 00:07:42,840 --> 00:07:45,480 - Judge Northcutt... - Your Honour, please wait. 107 00:07:45,720 --> 00:07:47,760 Does this mean we won't be having dessert? 108 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,600 [Attorney] Uh, Judge... 109 00:07:50,840 --> 00:07:52,920 What the hell's a Balenciaga? 110 00:08:13,560 --> 00:08:15,280 Yo, Picasso. Let's go. 111 00:08:16,920 --> 00:08:17,960 [Grunts] 112 00:08:18,200 --> 00:08:20,920 - Happy anniversary, Mr Sexton. - Thank you, Winston. 113 00:08:21,160 --> 00:08:22,800 Coh! 114 00:08:43,560 --> 00:08:47,920 After tonight, I don't know how I'll ever be able to face my friends again. 115 00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:50,800 Just pretend they're a mirror. 116 00:08:51,040 --> 00:08:52,800 You're so funny, honey. 117 00:08:53,040 --> 00:08:55,920 I'll just confess to them that I'm married to a moron. 118 00:08:56,160 --> 00:08:59,160 That way they'll feel sorry for me, then they'll forgive me. 119 00:08:59,400 --> 00:09:02,400 Well, this moron built you this fabulous life. 120 00:09:02,640 --> 00:09:05,880 Oh, that again. Oh, I forgot. That's right, honey. 121 00:09:06,120 --> 00:09:09,000 You did everything and I did nothing. 122 00:09:09,240 --> 00:09:13,360 Well, I have developed 16 commercial properties in the last five years, 123 00:09:13,600 --> 00:09:16,000 including Euro-Alcatraz. 124 00:09:16,240 --> 00:09:20,200 Hm. I'm sorry. Did you say "Euro-Alcatraz"? 125 00:09:20,440 --> 00:09:23,800 Vacation in the Big House. 126 00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:26,880 - Say, did you hear that? - What? 127 00:09:27,120 --> 00:09:30,480 The sound of an entire continent laughing at you. 128 00:09:30,720 --> 00:09:34,320 Ouch. Caroline, refresh my memory, will you, please? 129 00:09:34,560 --> 00:09:37,240 What exactly have you done in the past five years? 130 00:09:37,480 --> 00:09:39,080 Wait a minute. I know. 131 00:09:39,320 --> 00:09:41,880 You've done Bloomingdale's. You've done lunch. 132 00:09:42,120 --> 00:09:45,000 You've done chemical peels. You've done collagen. 133 00:09:45,240 --> 00:09:48,120 You've done liposuction. 134 00:09:48,360 --> 00:09:51,960 - Wow. - You poor, deluded little monkey. 135 00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:55,440 Who do you think brought you to these people, huh? 136 00:09:55,680 --> 00:09:57,920 Without me, Brad, you would be nothing. 137 00:10:03,040 --> 00:10:03,960 I beg your pardon, 138 00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:07,480 but I had a very successful real estate career before I ever met you. 139 00:10:07,720 --> 00:10:09,600 Oh, really. 140 00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:13,880 So you consider leasing parking spaces a real estate career? 141 00:10:14,120 --> 00:10:18,040 Well, here's a newsflash. I took you from K-Mart to Tiffany's. 142 00:10:18,280 --> 00:10:20,760 - I invented you. - OK. 143 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:23,920 Then I guess you have no one else to blame but yourself. 144 00:10:24,160 --> 00:10:25,600 That's... 145 00:10:25,840 --> 00:10:27,760 I guess not. 146 00:10:30,240 --> 00:10:32,120 Good night. 147 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:44,120 [Caroline on lntercom] Brad, darling, here's a thought. 148 00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:48,520 Since you're so good with fire, why not set up a barbecue barrel on 42nd 149 00:10:48,760 --> 00:10:51,120 and sell flame-broiled pigeons? 150 00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:54,200 Or you should write a cookbook. How To Roast Your Own Nuts. 151 00:10:54,440 --> 00:10:56,440 What do you think, Brad? 152 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:00,880 You know what I think? I think I'm tired of busting my ass 153 00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:05,080 while you sit on your ever-widening one, criticizing everything I do. 154 00:11:05,320 --> 00:11:10,320 I spent the last six months busting this ever-widening ass, and for what? 155 00:11:10,560 --> 00:11:15,160 So you could turn our anniversary into a carny sideshow to promote a lame idea? 156 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:18,440 All right, Caroline. What is this really about? 157 00:11:18,680 --> 00:11:22,440 Nothing, Brad. Just another thrilling Saturday night at the Sextons'. 158 00:11:23,360 --> 00:11:26,000 Are you so pissed off about the incident at the party? 159 00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:29,440 No. I am pissed because if I had just stayed in fashion design 160 00:11:29,680 --> 00:11:31,280 instead of wasting my time on you, 161 00:11:31,520 --> 00:11:33,800 I would probably have my own collection by now. 162 00:11:34,040 --> 00:11:37,960 Ah. So instead, you're collecting everyone else's collection. 163 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:40,640 Hm. Don't you get it? 164 00:11:40,880 --> 00:11:42,760 I gave it up to help you. 165 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:46,640 You gave it up because you were afraid you might have to finish something. 166 00:11:52,440 --> 00:11:55,560 - I'm tired. - Then go to bed. 167 00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:57,840 No. Of this. 168 00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:02,240 What used to work in this marriage doesn't work anymore. 169 00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:05,040 Oh, God, here it comes. The divorce talk again. 170 00:12:05,280 --> 00:12:07,320 We're wasting our time. What's the point? 171 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:10,280 lf you want out, just say the word. 172 00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:12,440 Out. 173 00:12:13,640 --> 00:12:16,040 - What? - Out. 174 00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:18,520 - You want a divorce? - I need a divorce. 175 00:12:18,760 --> 00:12:20,360 - You got it. - Good. 176 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:22,560 - We'll split everything. - Split what? 177 00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:25,360 We don't own any of this shit. All we have is debt. 178 00:12:25,560 --> 00:12:27,480 I'd be glad to split that fifty-fifty. 179 00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:30,040 Fifty-fifty? Not on your life. 180 00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:33,760 - Then it'll get ugly. - Good. I can do ugly. 181 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,240 I've done you for the last ten years. 182 00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:40,480 As memory serves, you stopped doing me after six and a half. 183 00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:43,080 - Happy anniversary, honey. - Fuck off! 184 00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:44,440 OK. 185 00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:46,480 [Sobs] 186 00:12:57,480 --> 00:13:01,280 [Man on TV] Holy smoke. Why did l ever get mixed up with you? 187 00:13:01,520 --> 00:13:04,640 [Woman] You're becoming awfully disagreeable lately. 188 00:13:04,880 --> 00:13:07,280 You snap my head off every time l open my mouth. 189 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:11,360 If being with me ils so dilstasteful to you, you can leave. 190 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:14,360 You can leave any time you see fit. 191 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:16,520 Nobody is holding you here. 192 00:13:18,560 --> 00:13:20,560 I can get along. 193 00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:41,160 - Morning, guys. - Mr Sexton. 194 00:13:43,560 --> 00:13:45,360 Morning, Penny. Well, did it come? 195 00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:47,800 Just arrived. All fixed. 196 00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:50,520 - That'll be $96. - I'll owe you, OK? 197 00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:52,920 I can't. Not this time. 198 00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:55,880 And I'll need cash. 199 00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:58,560 - Really? - Really. 200 00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:04,000 OK. I'll go to the bank today. You'll get your cash. 201 00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:08,640 - Have I shown you the back of this? - Yes, you've shown it to me many times. 202 00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:11,880 - Oh, your new chair is here. - ls it? 203 00:14:14,640 --> 00:14:18,520 - Oh, Bob. - Uh... B-B-Brad. Brad. What... 204 00:14:18,760 --> 00:14:22,080 - Where are you going with all that? - Nowhere. This is nothing. 205 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:25,040 - I am going some place... - Put a hold on it. 206 00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:28,040 - I want to talk to you. - I would love to but... 207 00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:30,320 Bob. 208 00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:38,760 - I've got your number. - Huh? 209 00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:44,680 - Number, please. - New satellite phone. From Osaka. Huh? 210 00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:47,600 Got your number. This will pick up a signal anywhere. 211 00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:49,760 - That's great but I gotta go. - Wait! 212 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,960 I got one more thing to show you. Please. Just take a minute. 213 00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:55,520 Oh, by the way. How did that IRS thing come out? 214 00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:59,320 - Are we gonna survive? - Uh... sure. I took care of everything. 215 00:14:59,560 --> 00:15:01,720 That's what I want to hear. 216 00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:08,280 What do you think? The Shiatsu 2000 Massage Experience. 217 00:15:08,520 --> 00:15:10,920 - That's fantastic. I gotta go. - Wait a minute! 218 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:13,320 Come on, Bob. Look at this. Oh, feeling good. 219 00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:16,040 I got the manicure-pedicure option, 220 00:15:16,280 --> 00:15:19,720 and I can sit here while I'm getting my back rubbed and get a facial too. 221 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:23,520 - What do you think? - You're spending development money 222 00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:25,040 on stupid toys. 223 00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:28,520 These are not stupid toys. These are business tools. 224 00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:31,920 I write all this stuff off. 225 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:36,200 Yeah, that's what I do. I could do a lot more. 226 00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:40,120 I got a working knowledge of every inch of this place. I got... I got... 227 00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:42,960 I gotta go. I'm, I'm really late. 228 00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:47,440 I'll walk out with you. There's something else I should tell you. 229 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,320 Great. 230 00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:54,480 Come on, come on! 231 00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:01,160 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 232 00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:05,200 Well, Caroline and l have decided to call it quits. 233 00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:10,280 Gee, that's too bad. Sorry to hear that you two are splitting. 234 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:15,120 Did he say "splitting"? 235 00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:21,560 Miss. IRS Field Agent Hall. Where did Mr Sexton go? 236 00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:24,160 Well, he better be going to the bank. 237 00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:26,800 Bank? 238 00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:28,960 The bank. He's running. 239 00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:31,200 Get backup. Have them meet me there. Move. 240 00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:36,400 He did my first two divorces, and if I ever get married again, 241 00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:37,680 he'll do my third. 242 00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:40,120 - Brad won't know what hit him. - Coh. 243 00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:42,920 You're so lucky not to have a pre-nup. 244 00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:45,760 We didn't have anything. There was nothing to nup. 245 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:49,320 - Oh. You're gonna get it all. - Uh. That's mine. 246 00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:52,520 You got it last time. 247 00:17:27,720 --> 00:17:30,480 No, no, no, no, no. 248 00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:33,360 Hey! Hey! 249 00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:35,240 I don't have time for this! 250 00:17:36,520 --> 00:17:38,080 Son of a... 251 00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:40,720 Oh! 252 00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:47,800 Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. 253 00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:50,360 This is where the fun begins. 254 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:52,840 - Who the hell are you? - lnspector Lester. 255 00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:55,480 I'm here to bring in the suspect. 256 00:17:55,720 --> 00:18:00,360 lnspector Derek Lester? Wow. Sir, I heard about you at the Academy. 257 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:02,480 I'm sure you did, son. 258 00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:06,760 Whoa. Look, sir. Hey, I know I may be a little new at this 259 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,640 but we don't shoot people for cheating on their taxes. 260 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:12,160 Oh. You're right. 261 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:15,600 You are new at this. 262 00:18:18,360 --> 00:18:19,880 My accounts are frozen? 263 00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:22,440 It means you can't touch them. 264 00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:25,840 I know what you mean. Who froze them? 265 00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:28,880 That information is confidential. 266 00:18:29,120 --> 00:18:30,680 Really. 267 00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:32,960 Caroline. 268 00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:37,840 Huh. Excuse me, sweetheart, but this card has no limit. 269 00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:40,160 I'm sorry to say... it does. 270 00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:43,480 Huh. I knew he was too good to be true. 271 00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:46,080 Let the games begin. 272 00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:48,680 That bastard. 273 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,120 That bitch. 274 00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:56,960 [Grumbles and moans] 275 00:18:58,200 --> 00:19:00,040 [Phone rings] 276 00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:04,200 Jesus. 277 00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:08,360 - Bob Lachman. - Ah, Bob. Brad. 278 00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:09,480 Oh, Brad. 279 00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:14,160 Listen. Somehow, Caroline has managed to freeze all of my accounts. 280 00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:16,400 Caroline? Are you sure? 281 00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:18,800 Well, who the hell else would it be? 282 00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:22,200 Well, you know there was that little IRS audit thing? 283 00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:25,680 I left out a few little details. 284 00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:28,200 What sort of little details? 285 00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:33,120 Five million dollars?! 286 00:19:33,360 --> 00:19:34,520 [Echoes] 287 00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:36,480 [Baby begins to cry] 288 00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:41,800 Bob, what did you do? 289 00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:45,520 Oh, well, a lot of little things over a long period of time. 290 00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:47,800 lf it's about money, I'll give you a raise. 291 00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:50,360 Brad, I am insuIt ed. 292 00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:53,080 This isn't about money. It's about respect. 293 00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:55,400 It's about friendship. 294 00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:57,400 Only kidding. It's about the money. 295 00:19:57,640 --> 00:19:59,240 Bob, you need help. 296 00:19:59,480 --> 00:20:01,720 I know, I know. I'm a sick man. I am sick. 297 00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:05,720 But the good news is, now I can afford to get the help I deserve. 298 00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:08,840 Oh, one more piece of advice. 299 00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:12,840 lf I were you, I would leave town. I think they're going to arrest you. 300 00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:14,520 Arrest me? Why? 301 00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:19,320 Because, you know, it's not my name on those returns, sluggo. It's yours. 302 00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:21,360 Have a nice day. 303 00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:23,280 Kennedy. 304 00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:25,480 Bob. Bob. Bob, Bob, Bob! 305 00:20:25,720 --> 00:20:27,400 Shit! 306 00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:30,360 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 307 00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:33,680 Hey, hey, hey! Come on! 308 00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:36,040 He's making his move. Let's go. 309 00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:38,160 Come on! You're scratching it! 310 00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:42,520 Come on! Oh! 311 00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:45,360 [Whimpers] 312 00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:47,760 I don't believe this! 313 00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:54,920 [Heartbeat] 314 00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:07,800 [Phone rings] 315 00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:14,880 Gun! 316 00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:22,840 Shit! 317 00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:24,920 Hold it! IRS! 318 00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:29,040 IRS? 319 00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:31,640 This is bullshit. 320 00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:34,440 - I can't believe you just shot at him! - He had a gun! 321 00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:36,600 He had a phone! 322 00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:42,360 Let's hope this discourages future violations of the tax code. Get the car. 323 00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:47,920 Hold it! 324 00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:51,440 Run, Sexton! 325 00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:54,200 You're making my day! 326 00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:03,840 Oheater! 327 00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:07,080 Run, Sexton! 328 00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:09,440 He's a cheater! 329 00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:13,480 Watch out. Excuse me. Watch out. 330 00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:15,560 Look out, look out, look out, please! 331 00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:24,840 Go, go, go, go! 332 00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:26,280 Go! 333 00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:32,920 Hey, Malik. Let's go, let's go! Come on. 334 00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:35,320 Smarten up, snapperhead. I'm off duty! 335 00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:45,520 My car! 336 00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:47,640 - Sir! - Move over! 337 00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:49,320 - What? - Get over! 338 00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:53,400 Are you gonna chase him? Reckless pursuits are against our arrest policy! 339 00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:55,640 So is defrauding the government, son. 340 00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:56,840 Wait, wait, wait! 341 00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:03,120 I don't believe this! 342 00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:08,040 This guy's nuts! 343 00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:09,440 [Horn blares] 344 00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:14,240 When I was your age, none of this was here. 345 00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:15,360 Sir! 346 00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:24,520 - You can't drive, can you? - Well, I don't have a licence. 347 00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:26,000 Got you. 348 00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:36,720 Ah. 349 00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:42,320 Wait here. 350 00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:54,920 Columbus and 69th. 351 00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:58,360 This just keeps getting better and better. 352 00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:01,360 Brad? What are you doing driving a cab? 353 00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:03,560 I thought we could use the extra money. 354 00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:06,080 And why did you cancel my credit cards? 355 00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:08,120 I didn't... 356 00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:10,600 Hold on. 357 00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:20,960 Hold on, son. 358 00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:29,400 Excuse me, do you think you could turn the corner without wrecking my hair? 359 00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:32,800 You might want to put your seatbeIt on. 360 00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:43,440 [Siren blares] 361 00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:45,440 Oh, great. 362 00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:47,840 Now the cops are chasing me. 363 00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:52,840 How on earth can you owe that much money? 364 00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:55,960 I don't know. But I don't owe it. We owe it. You and l. 365 00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:59,800 Oh, yeah? Maybe if I testify against you, they'll give me immunity. 366 00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:03,560 Fortunately, they don't allow wives to testify against their husbands. 367 00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:05,280 How about ex-wives? 368 00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:28,800 [laughs] 369 00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:40,880 It's OK, fellas. IRS. 370 00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:48,600 Well, that worked well. 371 00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:07,720 You don't have a clue where you're going, do you? 372 00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:11,320 No. But we can't go back to the city till I've figured this out. 373 00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:14,200 You know, if you had a brain, which you clearly don't, 374 00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:17,280 you would have spoken to your attorney back in New York. 375 00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:20,080 Hey, I was being chased around by a guy with a big gun. 376 00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:22,600 I didn't have time to shoot the shit with Phil. 377 00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:25,440 No, but you had time to steaI a cab, didn't you, Brad? 378 00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:28,880 I'm sorry I didn't find the time to lift a limo for you. 379 00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:31,320 I don't get it. Leona cheated on her taxes 380 00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:33,560 and she didn't get a bullet in her head. 381 00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:37,880 No. Just a cell mate named Wanda poking her with a toilet brush. 382 00:26:38,120 --> 00:26:41,400 I can't believe we are fleeing the city like a couple of fugitives. 383 00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:44,360 - That's what criminals do. - I'm not a criminal, Brad! 384 00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:49,360 Your name was right next to my name on that tax return. 385 00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:53,040 So as far as the government is concerned, we are both criminals. 386 00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:54,960 Shut... Argh! 387 00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:57,800 Brad, look out! 388 00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:01,880 Whoa! 389 00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:03,560 Oh, no! 390 00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:09,600 Shit! 391 00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:24,000 - Are you all right? - No, I'm not all right, you idiot! 392 00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:26,600 We gotta get out. The cab is sinking. 393 00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:30,760 Move out of my way. I'll do it myself. 394 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:32,560 [Screams] I'm drowning! 395 00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:35,560 Oh, Brad, please don't let me die! 396 00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:37,520 Caroline. Caroline! Stand up. 397 00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:39,840 What? 398 00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:41,400 Oh. 399 00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:44,000 - Come with me. - Don't touch me. 400 00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:53,480 This is insane. We've been walking for hours. 401 00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:57,800 It is so obvious that there are no signs of human life out here. 402 00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:00,440 What do you suggest we do, Mr Spock? 403 00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:03,440 I don't have time for your stupid jokes, Brad. 404 00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:07,720 Let's just get off the road, we'll rest and I'll call Phil in the morning. 405 00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:10,160 Are you suggesting we spend the night out here? 406 00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:11,240 Yes. 407 00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:14,200 Maybe you want to play Davy Crockett, but I don't camp. 408 00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:17,840 Oh, you don't need to. Look, there's a Ritz-CarIt on. 409 00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:20,560 - You're such a jerk. - Come on. 410 00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:23,480 Caroline, come on. 411 00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:26,080 Wait for me. 412 00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:30,120 - Let go of me, please. - No. I don't want to fall down. 413 00:28:30,360 --> 00:28:32,520 Can you be a gentleman for once in your life? 414 00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:36,760 Here's the deal. Just sit down here and lean against a tree. 415 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:38,440 How hard can that be? 416 00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:41,080 Are you sure they won't attack us in the night? 417 00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:43,320 They're cows! 418 00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:46,440 They only attack when they're irritated by whining. 419 00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:48,000 Ouch! 420 00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:52,080 I don't have to sleep by you. I'm taking the other side of this tree. 421 00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:54,560 - Whatever makes you comfy. - Fine. 422 00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:58,560 [Sighs] 423 00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:03,040 Hm. It's actually soft over here. 424 00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:05,560 Probably because you're sitting in cow dung. 425 00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:07,400 Excuse me? 426 00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:11,600 I said, "My, oh, my, is that cow hung." 427 00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:14,000 You're such a pervert. 428 00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:48,080 [Caroline screams] 429 00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:52,240 - Brad! Brad! - What? 430 00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:55,160 Quiet! Those cows will jump on you. 431 00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:57,560 They will? 432 00:29:57,800 --> 00:30:01,240 - Stay there. I'll be right back. - What do you mean, stay here? 433 00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:08,040 I have cow poop on me! 434 00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:21,520 [Horn beeps] 435 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:27,120 Not lately. 436 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:43,000 Ah. 437 00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:45,680 I come in peace. 438 00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:50,720 I just need to use the telephone. 439 00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:56,480 Thank you. 440 00:30:59,840 --> 00:31:01,880 Bastard knew that was cowshit. 441 00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:05,600 [Shrieks] Dreadlocks! 442 00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:09,760 Look at me! 443 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,040 Oh! Look at me! 444 00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:15,400 Congratulations, Brad. You made the front page of the Post. 445 00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:18,360 Liz Smith, photos, the whole shmear. 446 00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:20,560 You're in a little bit of trouble. 447 00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:23,200 This is not a little bit of trouble, Phil. 448 00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:25,720 I've been chased and shot at like a wild animal. 449 00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:29,080 What I want you to do is wire me some cash, some dough-re-mi, pal. 450 00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:31,520 - I need a place to stay. - No can do, my friend. 451 00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:34,560 - That'd be abetting a felon. - You abet felons every day. 452 00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:38,440 - You play racquetball with them. - You know I would love to help you. 453 00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:42,400 Call Lachman. Find him. He's the one responsible for this mess. 454 00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:44,400 Let me get him. I'll put you on hold. 455 00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:46,680 Don't put me on... Shit. 456 00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:51,160 The cousins will be moving here soon enough. 457 00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:52,760 They're from Missouri. 458 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:56,400 - Brad, you still there? - Yeah. Where else would I go, Phil? 459 00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:59,080 Our friend Bob's phone has been disconnected. 460 00:31:59,320 --> 00:32:01,880 What? That dirty son of a... 461 00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:05,560 Calm down. Both of you lie low. Let me survey the landscape. 462 00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:08,440 - Oheck back with me in a day or two. - Or two? 463 00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:11,560 Tax fraud, resisting arrest, grand theft auto. 464 00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:15,160 - What were you thinking? - I was thinking about saving my ass. 465 00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:17,080 [Gasp] 466 00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:19,920 Because that donkey's been in the family for years. 467 00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:23,520 We couldn't live without it. Save it at any cost. Thanks. Bye. 468 00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:27,320 I just love that donkey. 469 00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:34,320 Ow! 470 00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:38,240 [Man] Will they make it for planting? 471 00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:41,080 [Man 2] Hard to say. Could be a month. Maybe two. 472 00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:43,440 Well, too bad for Samuel, eh? 473 00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:46,280 Well, you have everything? Ja? Good. 474 00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:48,720 - God be with you. - Thank you for your help. 475 00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:51,120 - My pleasure. - Maybe you'll come and see us. 476 00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:53,360 Maybe. 477 00:32:58,120 --> 00:33:00,560 [Brad] The reaI cousins won't be here for a month. 478 00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:02,640 We're not gonna get away with it. 479 00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:05,760 Two nights tops, till I get Phil to pull some strings for us. 480 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:09,240 It'll work, but you might wanna tuck those bad boys in. 481 00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:11,760 You look like a Shakespearean whore. 482 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:15,200 These bad boys cost me $14,000. I'm not tucking them in. 483 00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:17,920 These people... 14 grand for the set? 484 00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:20,440 - I can't look this good for free. - Yeah. 485 00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:24,760 Fine. lf you paid a little bit more attention to our finances, 486 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,240 maybe we wouldn't even be in this mess. 487 00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:29,960 That's it. Yoder. 488 00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:33,160 - They've all said Yoder. - This is it. It's gotta be. 489 00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:36,280 So picturesque. It's almost surreal. Look at this. 490 00:33:36,520 --> 00:33:39,200 I can almost imagine Planet Amishwood. 491 00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:42,720 Oh, shut up, Brad! I just want to get this sham over with. 492 00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:45,200 All I want is a hot bath and cosy bed. 493 00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:46,920 OK. Here's the deal. 494 00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:50,160 Follow my lead. I know all we need to know about being Amish. 495 00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:53,040 - Since when? - Since I saw Witness. 496 00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:55,240 Tiffany earrings? Dead giveaway. 497 00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:58,640 - No! - And the lipstick. 498 00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:01,440 - What? All of it? - Use my sleeve. Come on. 499 00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:05,920 Guess what, Brad. I saw Witness too. 500 00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:08,040 And they didn't wear Armani shades. 501 00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:16,440 The rings. Amish don't wear wedding rings. 502 00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:24,120 OK. Fine. Take 'em. 503 00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:28,640 I wasn't planning on wearing 'em very much longer anyway. 504 00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:33,400 OK. All we gotta do is pretend to be people that we're not 505 00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:38,400 to fool people we don't know in a situation we've never been in. 506 00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:40,680 We're from New York. How hard can it be? 507 00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:43,720 Let's go. 508 00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:45,520 Oh! 509 00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:49,000 Caroline, come on. 510 00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:55,640 God, you look like an idiot in that suit. 511 00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:04,560 [Wind blows] 512 00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:24,280 [Barks] 513 00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:41,040 Buzz off, Lassie. 514 00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:43,000 [Samuel] Samson! Down! 515 00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:48,560 - Mr Yoder? - Ja? 516 00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:50,800 - How may we help you? - We're the cousins. 517 00:35:51,720 --> 00:35:53,200 - Cousins? - Your cousins. 518 00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:55,240 - Your kin. - From Missouri. 519 00:35:57,360 --> 00:35:59,200 - Emma? - Emma? 520 00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:01,040 - Jacob? - Jacob. 521 00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:03,440 - Jacob and Emma. - Yoder. 522 00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:07,360 We weren't expecting you for months. 523 00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:09,880 [Both] Surprise! 524 00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:12,680 - What happened to you? - It's hard to say. 525 00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:19,800 Um... we had a... carriage accident up by the pond. About six miles back. 526 00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:21,280 Danker's pond. 527 00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:25,000 - The horse. I looked one way. He saw... - Snakes. 528 00:36:25,240 --> 00:36:27,200 And spooked him. And he... 529 00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:28,640 ...tore off. - Drowned. 530 00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:31,240 Tore off and drowned, and the carriage flipped. 531 00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:34,800 There are pieces of the carriage. It's been in the family for years. 532 00:36:36,720 --> 00:36:39,040 Ohildren, this is our cousins, Jacob and Emma. 533 00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:41,760 - Yoder. - Our eldest, Rebecca. 534 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:45,360 Anna. Sam Jr. Sammy. 535 00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:48,560 Um... would you think it rude or unkind 536 00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:51,400 if maybe I went in and just washed up a little? 537 00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:53,560 Of course. Please. Come this way. 538 00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:55,400 Hey, thank you, boys. 539 00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:57,760 It's sure good to be here. 540 00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:07,200 Here we go. 541 00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:14,240 Everything you need, you'll find in the dresser. 542 00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:18,400 Blankets. Some clothes that fit. 543 00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:20,840 And the outhouse is right out the back. 544 00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:25,480 I'm sure you want a few minutes to pray before dinner. 545 00:37:25,720 --> 00:37:28,720 Grandma Yoder is preparing one of her special meals. 546 00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:32,080 You know, this is so swell. And your phone is... 547 00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:35,520 [gasps] My, you must come from a liberal Ordnung. 548 00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:38,440 Yes. A very liberal Ordnung. 549 00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:43,000 Ours is one of the last remaining old order Amish communities in the country. 550 00:37:43,240 --> 00:37:46,520 We still do not receive any electricity or public works. 551 00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:50,200 We like to maintain our purity and independence from the government. 552 00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:52,040 Don't we... all. 553 00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:55,600 We find it best to remain disconnected from the outside world, 554 00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:58,760 for corruption and materialism are so commonplace. 555 00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,960 Amen to that, sister. 556 00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:03,280 I'm so relieved you're here, Emma. 557 00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:07,680 This time of year, heaven knows we could really use the extra help. 558 00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:09,800 Welcome. 559 00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:13,720 Extra help? No, no, no! 560 00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:15,560 I can't stay here. 561 00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:18,440 They don't have television. Or even indoor plumbing. 562 00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:21,040 What did you expect? Room service and a Jacuzzi? 563 00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:23,640 - It's this or sleeping on cow pies. - Great. 564 00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:26,080 Cow dung or Ordung. 565 00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:29,960 Ordnung. Ordnung. Learn it! 566 00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:34,680 - Thank God we're from a liberal one. - Thank God. Why is that, Brad? 567 00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:39,240 So when you blow it by acting like Marie Antoinette, 568 00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:41,040 we can blame it on our Ordnung. 569 00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:43,920 Gee, this bed is awfully small. 570 00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:46,800 You know what? You don't need to worry about that. 571 00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:51,040 Because in our Ordnung... the men sleep on the floor. 572 00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:56,800 - What? - I need a smoke! 573 00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:27,720 Good food. Good meat. 574 00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:30,720 Good God, let's eat. 575 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:36,520 Amen. 576 00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:40,080 - What's wrong, Emma? - I'm just anxious. 577 00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:44,800 - You know how long it's been since... - Emma... is just nervous. 578 00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:47,600 She's a little shy when she's around new people. 579 00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:52,520 Don't be shy, Emma. We're not new people. We're cousins. 580 00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:54,800 - What happened to your beard? - Hm? 581 00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:56,640 Keep to your own, Sammy. 582 00:39:56,880 --> 00:40:01,360 Forgive him, but in our Ordnung, only the unmarried men go without beards. 583 00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:04,720 - ln all Ordnungs. - Sam Jr, don't be prideful. 584 00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:07,560 He has a point. And there's an explanation for it. 585 00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:11,080 A while back in our Ordnung we had a... um... 586 00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:12,600 - Outbreak. - An outbreak. 587 00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:14,640 - It was, um... - Lice. 588 00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:17,120 - Lice? - Mm. 589 00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:21,400 - But it only lasted a very short time. - Minute lice. 590 00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:29,680 Jacob, you must be very anxious to meet Big John. 591 00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:34,640 Of course I am. How is Big John? 592 00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:36,520 Belgians. 593 00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:37,680 [Chuckles] 594 00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:40,560 I tried your suggestions but he just wouldn't listen. 595 00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:44,000 Do they ever? Belgians are only good for two things. 596 00:40:44,240 --> 00:40:46,440 Waffles and deep dark chocolates. 597 00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:50,320 [Whistles] 598 00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:54,440 Grandma, if you don't mind, I'm just gonna go with the salad. 599 00:40:56,280 --> 00:41:01,200 Or better yet, I'll just eat this enormous wiener. 600 00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:09,720 I'm gonna need just a little bit of mustard. 601 00:41:21,720 --> 00:41:23,640 [Baby cries] 602 00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:28,600 - He's up again. - Who's up again? 603 00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:31,800 Baby Sam, of course. 604 00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:35,960 Oh, yes. Another son of Sam. 605 00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:40,560 I like the name Sam. Not to be confused with Samuel, 606 00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:44,600 Sammy, Sam Jr and, of course, Sam-son. 607 00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:46,440 [Barks] 608 00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:50,960 - Good evening, folks. - Evening, Henner. 609 00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:58,520 Henner, these are our cousins, Jacob and Emma. 610 00:41:58,760 --> 00:42:00,760 Oh, so soon. 611 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:02,960 That's good, huh? 612 00:42:06,720 --> 00:42:08,760 Guess who's got a boyfriend. 613 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:10,600 Yeah, well, you go, girl. 614 00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:12,760 "You go, girl"? 615 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:16,960 Yeah. ln very liberal Ordnungs, 616 00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:19,440 that just means, "He's hot." 617 00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:25,560 - Father? - Oh, ja, you're excused. 618 00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:27,920 You go, girl. 619 00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:34,440 [Baby Sam cries] 620 00:42:38,240 --> 00:42:41,160 Another brilliant idea by Brad Sexton. 621 00:42:42,240 --> 00:42:46,400 Caroline, get some rest. We'll sleep late. 622 00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:50,560 I'll get to that phone. I'll call Phil. He'll... send a car for us. 623 00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:55,120 You better tell Phil to make it snappy. I don't like it here. 624 00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:57,960 These people are not right! 625 00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:00,400 They're like Children of the Corn. 626 00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:05,680 [Crying stops] 627 00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:10,720 Oh, finally. Thank God. 628 00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:17,480 Mm. 629 00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:22,440 [Yawns] 630 00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:27,480 [Crashing] 631 00:43:27,720 --> 00:43:29,600 - Morning. - [Screams] 632 00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:33,160 - Who are you? - Come on, Grandpa. 633 00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:37,480 Up you go, lazybones. Thought we'd get the west-40 done before breakfast. 634 00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:41,960 Look at that. It's almost 4.45. We must have overslept. 635 00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:44,280 Emma, Emma, Emma! 636 00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:49,320 - Good morning, Emma. - Good morning, corn child. 637 00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:56,640 This is Molly and this is Mae. 638 00:43:58,240 --> 00:44:00,320 Two good, honest workers. 639 00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:03,480 Though Molly gave me a big scare last week, didn't you, girl? 640 00:44:03,720 --> 00:44:06,040 Have a look at her pastern. 641 00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:17,160 Oh. I see what you mean. 642 00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:20,560 No, her pastern. 643 00:44:24,720 --> 00:44:26,720 I thought you said ass burn. 644 00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:32,360 - [SamueI Jr] Pa, come quick! - Sammy, leave him. 645 00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:35,680 Now, Jacob. Here's where your expertise comes in. 646 00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:38,000 Huh? 647 00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:42,160 Strong bloodlines, perfect conformation. 648 00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:44,960 But he's the most ornery animal I ever owned. 649 00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:47,720 Got him at auction three months ago. 650 00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:50,920 You may be the best horse trainer in Missouri, Jacob, 651 00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:53,840 but even you could have trouble with this one. 652 00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:56,400 Meet... Big John. 653 00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:09,560 [Groans] 654 00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:18,800 Couldn't we just have rice cakes for breakfast? 655 00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:21,720 Emma, these apples are not for breakfast. 656 00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:24,600 They're for the schnitz pies we'll be making. 657 00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:27,800 Oh, yeah. There's nothing like a good schnitz pie. 658 00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:32,080 Emma, do you need some coffee? 659 00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:36,240 Coffee? This is a coffee-drinking Ordnung? 660 00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:39,320 Oh, praise the Lord, sister. 661 00:45:39,560 --> 00:45:41,760 Mm. 662 00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:49,280 Mm. That is the most beautiful quilt I've ever seen. 663 00:45:49,520 --> 00:45:52,240 Look at those colours. It's just so vibrant and bold. 664 00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:55,160 And that stitching is so intricate. 665 00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:58,640 Whoever made this quilt is quite the artist. 666 00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:01,720 Oh, Emma. That is the quilt you made. 667 00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:03,440 Ahem. 668 00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:06,240 Now that I'm looking at it, it's not so swell. 669 00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:09,680 It's flawed. Maybe it's just the way the light was hitting it. 670 00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:13,480 No, no. You truly are gifted with the needle, Emma. 671 00:46:13,720 --> 00:46:15,600 All the women here are so excited 672 00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:18,960 to learn your double-cross wedding ring pattern. 673 00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:23,560 - Beg pardon? - I showed them all your samples. 674 00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:34,520 l'm golng back to the country 675 00:46:34,760 --> 00:46:36,280 l can't pay the rent 676 00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:40,000 No, l'm not completely broke But, brother, l'm badly bent 677 00:46:40,240 --> 00:46:44,080 l can't understand where my money went 678 00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:49,120 Well, l aln't broke But l'm badly bent 679 00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:03,760 When l get back to the country 680 00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,200 l'll be llvlng ln a tln 681 00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:09,440 Ma and Pa wlll surely mess about how much money l've spent 682 00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:13,880 Can't understand just where lt went 683 00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:18,760 Well, l aln't broke But l'm badly bent 684 00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:25,800 Back up. 685 00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:40,520 And l don't know just where lt went 686 00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:45,080 Well, l aln't broke But l'm badly bent 687 00:47:45,320 --> 00:47:49,240 Can't understand where my money went 688 00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:54,800 Well, l aln't broke But, brother, l'm badly bent d 689 00:48:10,240 --> 00:48:12,200 Um... hip-hup. 690 00:48:12,440 --> 00:48:14,920 Move it on, Big John. 691 00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:18,360 Come on, now. Go now. We gotta go. We gotta get going. 692 00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:24,440 Easy for you! 693 00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:27,600 Coh! Ow! 694 00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:29,640 Whoa! Whoa! 695 00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:32,360 Whoa, John! John, yo-ho! 696 00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:35,280 John! Whoa, we are ploughing now! 697 00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:43,160 [Groans] 698 00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:50,320 Kissed by the sun today, hey, Cousin Jacob? 699 00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:52,960 [laughs] Ouch. 700 00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:57,040 Well, I must say we are blessed to have you here for spring planting. 701 00:48:57,280 --> 00:49:01,840 - Another man makes all the difference. - Well, I'm just happy to be here. 702 00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:05,280 Maybe tomorrow Big John will give in to your training techniques 703 00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:08,880 - and you can start on the north-20. - Huh? 704 00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:11,920 - Excited, huh? - Very. 705 00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:19,320 - Are you hungry, Jacob? - As a matter of fact, I am, Emma. 706 00:49:19,560 --> 00:49:21,960 Emma made your very favourite dish. 707 00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:23,280 Mm. 708 00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:28,800 - You don't know how to cook. - Liver, kidney and lung casserole. 709 00:49:32,920 --> 00:49:34,880 [Groans] 710 00:49:35,120 --> 00:49:36,960 Oh. 711 00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:40,120 Oh, look at that. 712 00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:44,480 Eat up, Jacob. You're gonna need your strength tomorrow, honey. 713 00:49:47,200 --> 00:49:48,800 [Retches] 714 00:49:59,560 --> 00:50:00,880 [Vomits] 715 00:50:05,760 --> 00:50:07,960 Wow. Lipstick for me? 716 00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:10,120 Oh, honey. 717 00:50:10,360 --> 00:50:12,120 You look beat. 718 00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:15,480 Let me draw you a bath. 719 00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:17,480 [Retches] 720 00:50:17,720 --> 00:50:21,360 - lndigestion? - Don't remember eating that. 721 00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:23,480 Guess what. 722 00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:26,400 Emma doesn't have to cook tomorrow. 723 00:50:27,520 --> 00:50:31,040 Guess what. Jacob may not let her live to see tomorrow. 724 00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:33,960 Do me the favour. Do you know what I did all day long? 725 00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:36,600 I was on my hands and knees scrubbing floors. 726 00:50:36,840 --> 00:50:39,440 What is that? Violins? Can you hear them? 727 00:50:39,680 --> 00:50:42,400 What about me? How about ploughing on a woolly mammoth? 728 00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:45,240 - Seen the size of that horse? - Did you call Phil? 729 00:50:45,480 --> 00:50:47,480 Yes. I used the windmill phone. 730 00:50:47,720 --> 00:50:51,720 - Town is five miles away. - Why don't you make a few more excuses? 731 00:50:51,960 --> 00:50:53,680 I thought we were passing through. 732 00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:57,760 I didn't know I was gonna spend the rest of my life at Yoder State Penitentiary. 733 00:50:58,000 --> 00:50:59,800 - I'll call him tomorrow! - Fine. 734 00:51:10,120 --> 00:51:12,440 I'm exhausted. 735 00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:26,920 [Bed creaks rhythmically] 736 00:51:28,080 --> 00:51:31,000 Please tell me that's not what I think it is. 737 00:51:31,240 --> 00:51:35,200 - Where do they get the energy? - Must be from those schnitz pies. 738 00:51:36,600 --> 00:51:38,560 Certainly not one of your schnitz pies. 739 00:51:43,520 --> 00:51:46,080 Thank God. They're quick. 740 00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:52,800 [Sighs] Like somebody else I know. 741 00:51:57,160 --> 00:51:58,680 [Sighs] 742 00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:03,920 [Banging] 743 00:52:04,160 --> 00:52:06,240 - Morning! - [Screams] 744 00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:10,720 Look, it's already quarter to five! 745 00:52:12,200 --> 00:52:14,480 Coh. Wow. 746 00:52:14,720 --> 00:52:18,440 That's a pretty big number. Are you gentlemen sure this is correct? 747 00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:22,160 We do tend to frown on excessive write-offs, sir. 748 00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:25,520 I'd love to help you guys, but I'm completely in the dark here. 749 00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:28,920 Well. Then here's a little light. 750 00:52:29,960 --> 00:52:32,920 lf I find out you're not acting in complete cooperation... 751 00:52:33,160 --> 00:52:36,080 Believe me, I don't need any trouble with the IRS. 752 00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:40,320 You don't know how right you are, Mr Fancy-Desk. 753 00:52:43,480 --> 00:52:45,920 lf you hear from 'em, give us a call. 754 00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:51,160 "Mr Fancy-Desk"? 755 00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:53,360 What an asshole. 756 00:52:53,600 --> 00:52:55,960 Let's get a good, old-fashioned tap on his line. 757 00:52:56,200 --> 00:52:59,280 - Can we do that? - We're the IRS. We do anything we want. 758 00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:01,800 - Sir? - Trust me, son. I know cheaters. 759 00:53:02,040 --> 00:53:05,040 The Sextons are kicking back in some fancy Caribbean resort, 760 00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:08,120 slugging drinks and copulating in unconventional ways. 761 00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:10,200 They're having a great time. 762 00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:16,560 That's it! 763 00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:24,400 Know what I'm thinking about right now, Big John? 764 00:53:24,640 --> 00:53:27,240 Glue. And I'm not talking about white glue. 765 00:53:27,480 --> 00:53:30,720 I'm talking about stick glue. 766 00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:33,840 Gosh, where does glue come from? Anybody? 767 00:53:34,080 --> 00:53:36,120 Your feet! 768 00:53:36,360 --> 00:53:38,920 [laughs] It's pretty simple, pal. 769 00:53:39,160 --> 00:53:43,840 Be submissive... or be adhesive. 770 00:53:45,440 --> 00:53:48,880 You're a plough horse. There's nothing wrong with that. 771 00:53:49,120 --> 00:53:52,320 Show some self-respect. They're talking about you in the barn. 772 00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:54,880 Molly and Mae. I heard them. 773 00:53:55,120 --> 00:53:57,160 "Coh, that Big John. What a stud." 774 00:53:57,400 --> 00:54:00,600 "High in the rear, and check out his pastern." 775 00:54:01,520 --> 00:54:03,280 Johnny, Johnny, Johnny! 776 00:54:04,240 --> 00:54:07,440 Don't be a failure the rest of your life. No. 777 00:54:08,480 --> 00:54:11,120 Let's till the soil. 778 00:54:13,840 --> 00:54:16,880 I didn't mean to yell. I was venting. 779 00:54:17,120 --> 00:54:19,280 Let it go. Let it go. 780 00:54:22,880 --> 00:54:26,280 All right, Big John. You and me and the dirt. 781 00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:30,320 Hi-dee-ho. Let's go. 782 00:54:38,360 --> 00:54:41,120 Oh, no, honey. Sweetie, go back home. Shoo. Shoo. 783 00:54:43,200 --> 00:54:45,640 [Brad] Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa. 784 00:54:45,880 --> 00:54:48,160 All right. Caroline! 785 00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:53,080 - I'm ploughing! - Yee-haw, Brad. 786 00:54:53,320 --> 00:54:57,320 Bet these people don't get a chance to see the zig-zag pattern very often. 787 00:54:57,560 --> 00:55:01,720 You know... I think I'm really getting the hang of this. 788 00:55:01,960 --> 00:55:04,680 That's great, Mr Green Jeans. 789 00:55:04,920 --> 00:55:06,840 ls that for me? 790 00:55:09,160 --> 00:55:11,640 - Thank you. - Don't read anything into it. 791 00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:16,000 You said you'd call Phil today, so could you go make the call? 792 00:55:16,240 --> 00:55:19,200 I'm ready to exit the 19th Century. 793 00:55:19,440 --> 00:55:21,640 And could you get me a carton of cigarettes 794 00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:23,960 and some Extra Strength Tylenol? 795 00:55:25,200 --> 00:55:27,640 What? Aren't you going? 796 00:55:27,880 --> 00:55:31,120 I can't go. I promised Samuel I'd plough the rest of this field. 797 00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:33,680 Oh! I have got to get out of here! 798 00:55:33,920 --> 00:55:37,000 They've got me paring and pickling and plucking. 799 00:55:37,240 --> 00:55:40,360 And that annoying little girl follows me everywhere I go. 800 00:55:40,600 --> 00:55:43,080 You know what? Prison couldn't be worse than this. 801 00:55:44,200 --> 00:55:46,160 Would you stop complaining? 802 00:55:46,400 --> 00:55:49,880 Oh, now what? You're taking the horse to town? 803 00:55:50,120 --> 00:55:52,400 No, I think I'll take the subway. 804 00:55:52,640 --> 00:55:56,200 [laughs] Brad, you cannot ride that thing. 805 00:55:57,680 --> 00:56:01,400 This is not a thing, Caroline. This is a horse. 806 00:56:01,640 --> 00:56:06,400 His name is Big John. And he and l have come to an understanding. 807 00:56:06,640 --> 00:56:08,520 I hope the two of you will be very happy. 808 00:56:08,760 --> 00:56:12,240 - I need some help getting up. - Are you serious? 809 00:56:12,480 --> 00:56:14,640 Could be. 810 00:56:16,040 --> 00:56:18,480 Give me your foot. Jump! 811 00:56:23,840 --> 00:56:26,040 Hey. I'll need my hat. 812 00:56:26,280 --> 00:56:28,040 - Oh. - All right. 813 00:56:30,360 --> 00:56:32,560 All right, Johnny. Let's go to town. 814 00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:40,360 You know where town is? Come on, you're making me look bad. 815 00:56:40,600 --> 00:56:42,680 - Allow me. - What? 816 00:56:45,080 --> 00:56:48,240 Whoa, whoa! Johnny, Johnny! Come on, John. OK. 817 00:56:48,480 --> 00:56:51,040 Don't forget my cigarettes! 818 00:56:56,720 --> 00:56:58,520 Don't tell me. I can't know where you are. 819 00:56:58,760 --> 00:57:00,400 - But, Phil! - Careful! 820 00:57:00,640 --> 00:57:03,760 I'm sure they've tapped the line. Hiya, fellas. How are tricks? 821 00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:06,280 I know how these morons operate. 822 00:57:06,520 --> 00:57:08,200 Phil, dld you get hold of Lachman? 823 00:57:08,440 --> 00:57:11,720 No, not yet. But I did manage to get a copy of your returns. 824 00:57:11,960 --> 00:57:14,920 Very interesting reading. Brad, when did you buy a jet? 825 00:57:15,160 --> 00:57:18,080 - I don't have a jet. - Well, you deducted one. 826 00:57:18,320 --> 00:57:21,520 - And what about this... - How big a schooner? 827 00:57:23,880 --> 00:57:25,920 Phil, you don't believe this shit, do you? 828 00:57:26,160 --> 00:57:28,760 - Should l? - Lachman! 829 00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:31,200 Brad, calm down or I can't help you. 830 00:57:31,440 --> 00:57:36,160 I'm so sorry. I've just spent the last day getting my ass kicked by Big John. 831 00:57:36,400 --> 00:57:38,320 [Phll] Brad, no namesl 832 00:57:38,560 --> 00:57:40,560 I've got a few ideas. Let me do my magic. 833 00:57:40,800 --> 00:57:44,680 - I'll get back to you in a week or two. - Or two?! 834 00:57:44,920 --> 00:57:47,680 Two? Phil. Phil. Phil. Shit! 835 00:57:47,920 --> 00:57:50,000 Finally, the break we needed. 836 00:57:50,240 --> 00:57:54,000 Get the files on every gangster in the western hemisphere named Big John. 837 00:57:54,240 --> 00:57:55,440 Every one. 838 00:57:59,280 --> 00:58:01,200 Jacob. 839 00:58:01,440 --> 00:58:03,120 Uh... Jacob. 840 00:58:04,480 --> 00:58:06,960 Yes. Just call me Jake, Henner. 841 00:58:07,200 --> 00:58:10,320 Uh... Jake, could you spare a minute? 842 00:58:12,360 --> 00:58:15,200 - Does it involve any heavy lifting? - No. 843 00:58:15,440 --> 00:58:17,080 Good. What do you want? 844 00:58:17,320 --> 00:58:20,240 Uh... you know um... here in our Ordnung, 845 00:58:20,480 --> 00:58:23,040 men don't speak much about certain things. 846 00:58:23,240 --> 00:58:25,280 Actually, they don't speak much period. 847 00:58:25,520 --> 00:58:29,400 Yeah. So I was hoping, because your Ordnung is so liberal, 848 00:58:29,640 --> 00:58:31,640 that I could ask you about, um... 849 00:58:31,880 --> 00:58:34,360 I could, uh... For example, um... 850 00:58:34,600 --> 00:58:38,000 Henner. Henner. Come on. Take a break. What do you want to ask me? 851 00:58:38,240 --> 00:58:40,200 Um... women? 852 00:58:41,680 --> 00:58:43,400 Vimmin? 853 00:58:43,640 --> 00:58:45,640 - Women. - Vermin? 854 00:58:45,880 --> 00:58:47,080 No! Women! 855 00:58:47,320 --> 00:58:49,440 - Vimmin. - Women! 856 00:58:49,680 --> 00:58:50,640 - Women! - Women! 857 00:58:50,880 --> 00:58:52,800 OK. What do you want to know? 858 00:58:53,040 --> 00:58:55,120 Marriage. 859 00:58:55,360 --> 00:58:57,080 Oh. 860 00:58:58,480 --> 00:59:00,600 - You and Rebecca? - Ja. 861 00:59:00,840 --> 00:59:02,480 See, I think about it constantly. 862 00:59:02,720 --> 00:59:05,320 I'm practising, I'm preparing what I'm going to say. 863 00:59:05,560 --> 00:59:09,560 I see her and the words leave my head and l... Something's wrong with me. 864 00:59:09,800 --> 00:59:14,200 Nothing's wrong with you. Women do that to men. It's called being in love. 865 00:59:14,440 --> 00:59:20,160 But in our Ordnung, you cannot marry without at least two years of courting. 866 00:59:20,400 --> 00:59:21,880 Ah, and you want to jump the gun. 867 00:59:22,120 --> 00:59:25,600 Take the plunge. Buy the cow. 868 00:59:25,840 --> 00:59:28,400 ldioms aren't your thing, are they? 869 00:59:28,640 --> 00:59:31,760 - You want to get married right away. - Yes! 870 00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:34,040 Yay-hey! 871 00:59:34,280 --> 00:59:38,480 But, uh... Well, um... How long did you court before you were married? 872 00:59:41,080 --> 00:59:43,720 - Six weeks. - You were married after six weeks? 873 00:59:44,760 --> 00:59:46,920 But, oh, seemed like two years. 874 00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:52,360 And we really, really loved each other. 875 00:59:53,480 --> 00:59:55,280 So Emma was all you could think about. 876 00:59:55,520 --> 00:59:58,560 You wanted nothing more than to be in her company every moment, 877 00:59:58,800 --> 01:00:01,280 all of the day and... the night? 878 01:00:02,400 --> 01:00:04,840 lncredibly... yes. 879 01:00:05,080 --> 01:00:07,920 [laughs] All that is needed is love! I knew this! 880 01:00:08,160 --> 01:00:11,400 I knew this in my heart, but I was afraid to defy the elders. 881 01:00:11,640 --> 01:00:15,000 Uh, uh, uh. Don't defy on account of me. 882 01:00:15,240 --> 01:00:19,960 Thank you, Jacob. Thank you for your strength and your wisdom. 883 01:00:20,960 --> 01:00:22,160 [Groans] 884 01:00:22,400 --> 01:00:24,440 Great. Save this for the honeymoon, OK? 885 01:00:24,680 --> 01:00:26,080 [Horse neighs] 886 01:00:26,320 --> 01:00:27,880 Thank you. 887 01:00:30,160 --> 01:00:32,520 [Caroline] What do you mean we have to stay here? 888 01:00:32,760 --> 01:00:34,920 - Keep your voice down, Emma. - I will not! 889 01:00:35,160 --> 01:00:37,040 And stop calling me Emma! 890 01:00:37,280 --> 01:00:39,880 - Did you get my cigarettes? - No one will find us here. 891 01:00:40,120 --> 01:00:42,720 And it's not that bad. We get free food, free lodging. 892 01:00:42,960 --> 01:00:44,760 Free food, my ass! 893 01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:47,640 I've never worked so hard in my life for a meal. 894 01:00:47,880 --> 01:00:50,280 - Keep your voice down. - I won't keep my voice down. 895 01:00:50,520 --> 01:00:53,760 I don't understand. Two days ago, you and I were getting a divorce, 896 01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:55,800 and finally I was gonna be rid of you. 897 01:00:56,040 --> 01:00:59,480 I don't have to stay here another day. Do you hear me... Jacob? 898 01:00:59,720 --> 01:01:01,720 Fine... Emma! 899 01:01:01,960 --> 01:01:07,280 Do what you want. Leave. Pack your bags and leave! 900 01:01:07,520 --> 01:01:09,240 - Fine. - Ha-ha. 901 01:01:09,480 --> 01:01:11,200 Coh! 902 01:01:13,280 --> 01:01:15,120 [Sobs] 903 01:01:16,720 --> 01:01:19,800 - You were right. - Marital discord. 904 01:01:20,040 --> 01:01:21,800 It's such a shame. 905 01:01:22,040 --> 01:01:26,000 Must be why they came early, hoping a change would make a difference. 906 01:01:26,240 --> 01:01:27,320 [Glass smashes] 907 01:01:27,560 --> 01:01:31,400 My mother's 200-year-old porcelain pitcher. 908 01:01:31,640 --> 01:01:34,320 God has sent them to us, Levinia. 909 01:01:34,560 --> 01:01:38,160 I'm not sure how we can help them, but we must try. 910 01:01:43,880 --> 01:01:46,040 - Jacob? - Evening, Samuel. 911 01:01:48,240 --> 01:01:52,600 - We need to speak. - OK. About what? 912 01:01:52,840 --> 01:01:55,280 You don't think we know what's going on? 913 01:02:02,720 --> 01:02:05,280 I didn't mean to put your family in the middle of this. 914 01:02:06,840 --> 01:02:09,920 Truth is, we were desperate. 915 01:02:10,160 --> 01:02:12,280 Up you-know-what-creek without a paddle. 916 01:02:12,520 --> 01:02:15,080 - Shit creek? - That's the one. 917 01:02:16,560 --> 01:02:19,440 I don't know what to say. Look, I'm sorry. 918 01:02:19,680 --> 01:02:21,680 I know what I did was wrong. 919 01:02:21,920 --> 01:02:26,280 We were just so scared. Everything just started to snowball. 920 01:02:26,520 --> 01:02:31,240 - We needed a place to hide. - You mustn't hide from your problems. 921 01:02:31,480 --> 01:02:35,600 You must confront them. lf you turn your back, they'll only get bigger. 922 01:02:35,840 --> 01:02:38,960 You must show no fear and stand in their way. 923 01:02:39,200 --> 01:02:41,840 That's not easy when you're facing prison, Samuel. 924 01:02:42,080 --> 01:02:45,680 Marriage is hardly a prison sentence, Jacob. 925 01:02:45,920 --> 01:02:48,080 Marriage? 926 01:02:49,160 --> 01:02:52,640 My marriage? Prison was too strong a word. 927 01:02:52,880 --> 01:02:57,520 I meant sometimes it makes me feel... claustrophobic. 928 01:02:57,760 --> 01:02:59,200 Huh? 929 01:03:00,200 --> 01:03:06,280 Well, all husbands and wives have periods of disagreement and heartache. 930 01:03:06,520 --> 01:03:09,080 But the harsh words. The evil looks. 931 01:03:09,320 --> 01:03:12,760 You don't want to live like that the rest of your days, do you? 932 01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:16,240 Oh, Levinia, do we have to do this? 933 01:03:16,480 --> 01:03:21,600 The vow of marriage. The love. These aren't just words, Cousin. 934 01:03:21,800 --> 01:03:25,840 It's the commitment we live by and hold second only to God. 935 01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:32,800 So that would make God first, right? 936 01:03:35,800 --> 01:03:38,720 Remember, you wrote about your picnics by the lake, 937 01:03:38,960 --> 01:03:41,600 mating in the barn with wild abandon. 938 01:03:41,840 --> 01:03:43,400 [laughs] 939 01:03:43,640 --> 01:03:46,520 I'm afraid our barn-mating days are long gone. 940 01:03:46,760 --> 01:03:50,640 It's been a long time since she opened her barn for me, Samuel. 941 01:03:50,880 --> 01:03:53,040 But every day can be a new beginning. 942 01:03:53,280 --> 01:03:54,920 That's the beauty of marriage. 943 01:03:55,160 --> 01:03:57,320 Look inside your heart, Jacob. 944 01:03:57,560 --> 01:03:59,400 And put hers above your own. 945 01:03:59,640 --> 01:04:03,240 Once you've settled in, you won't have time to be sad. 946 01:04:03,480 --> 01:04:05,960 Now. Let's go scrub the kitchen floor. 947 01:04:06,200 --> 01:04:09,440 Oh, could we? Gee! 948 01:04:09,680 --> 01:04:13,840 Samuel, thanks for the talk. I feel better now it's all out in the open. 949 01:04:18,360 --> 01:04:20,520 You got a heck of a grip on you, Samuel. 950 01:04:22,720 --> 01:04:24,960 [Hall] Big John, "The Chameleon". Dead. 951 01:04:26,080 --> 01:04:30,120 Big John, "The Cockroach". Turned state's evidence. 952 01:04:30,360 --> 01:04:33,400 Big Johnny, "Cool Oat". Serving nine life sentences. 953 01:04:33,640 --> 01:04:38,640 Not so cool any more. Stick with it, son. I will not be made a fool of. 954 01:04:38,880 --> 01:04:40,680 - Too late. - How's that? 955 01:04:40,920 --> 01:04:43,560 - I said I'll be working late. - Good man. 956 01:04:45,360 --> 01:04:47,360 [Thunder] 957 01:05:09,160 --> 01:05:11,200 - [Banging] - Morning. 958 01:05:11,440 --> 01:05:12,920 Uh... 959 01:05:17,720 --> 01:05:21,760 Oh, God! Don't these people believe in shock absorbers? 960 01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:25,480 Just try to enjoy the ride! Look at this carriage. 100 years old. 961 01:05:25,720 --> 01:05:29,000 Looks brand-new. You don't see quality like this any more. 962 01:05:30,160 --> 01:05:32,400 God. You've crossed over. 963 01:05:32,640 --> 01:05:34,640 You're one of them now. 964 01:05:34,880 --> 01:05:37,760 Every day's a reminder that I don't know how to do anything. 965 01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:41,320 - You're feeling sorry for yourself. - No, I'm not. 966 01:05:41,560 --> 01:05:43,560 These women know how to do everything. 967 01:05:43,800 --> 01:05:45,760 Hell, I can't even cook or sew. 968 01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:48,120 - I'm domestically challenged. - [laughs] 969 01:05:48,360 --> 01:05:50,200 That's funny! 970 01:05:50,440 --> 01:05:53,000 No, it's not. It's not funny at all. 971 01:05:53,240 --> 01:05:55,160 I feel so useless here. 972 01:05:55,400 --> 01:05:57,880 We can do this. 973 01:05:59,080 --> 01:06:00,960 Do you still know how to work a party? 974 01:06:01,200 --> 01:06:02,280 Yes. 975 01:06:02,520 --> 01:06:04,920 - All right. Fine. Let's go. - All right. 976 01:06:05,160 --> 01:06:07,120 [Brad] Come on. Here we go. 977 01:06:11,120 --> 01:06:12,960 [Country music] 978 01:06:26,120 --> 01:06:28,040 Having fun, Emma? 979 01:06:29,480 --> 01:06:32,800 They're all dressed alike and they're still having a good time. 980 01:06:33,040 --> 01:06:35,920 You didn't all wear the same thing back home? 981 01:06:37,120 --> 01:06:39,360 Liberal Ordnung. 982 01:06:39,600 --> 01:06:41,520 [Both] Liberal Ordnung. 983 01:06:41,760 --> 01:06:44,400 Back in Missouri, you probably wore many colours. 984 01:06:44,640 --> 01:06:46,800 - Perhaps even different styles? - Yeah. 985 01:06:47,040 --> 01:06:50,760 Your Ordnung and so many others have become much less rigid in that area. 986 01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:52,840 But here, we're still very limited. 987 01:06:53,080 --> 01:06:56,960 Our Leadership Council has taken the colour issue under consideration. 988 01:06:57,200 --> 01:07:01,840 They always vote no. They say these are colours. The only colours. 989 01:07:03,240 --> 01:07:05,520 Well, I'm sorry, but I think it's ridiculous. 990 01:07:05,760 --> 01:07:07,760 Black is the timeless classic, 991 01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:11,640 but what's wrong with wearing pastels and soft earth tones? 992 01:07:11,880 --> 01:07:15,080 We wear colour and still maintain group conformity. 993 01:07:16,320 --> 01:07:20,000 Emma, this is the first moment since you arrived that... 994 01:07:20,240 --> 01:07:22,800 Well, the subject seems to bring out a fire in you. 995 01:07:23,520 --> 01:07:25,800 I have to admit, clothes are my passion. 996 01:07:26,760 --> 01:07:28,480 After the Lord, of course. 997 01:07:29,960 --> 01:07:34,360 We all share your feeling. Colour is present in everything else God touches. 998 01:07:34,600 --> 01:07:36,440 So why not what we wear? 999 01:07:36,680 --> 01:07:38,920 The Council meets next week. 1000 01:07:39,160 --> 01:07:42,840 Perhaps you could help the elders to change their minds. 1001 01:07:47,600 --> 01:07:49,440 No. Me? Next week? 1002 01:07:50,640 --> 01:07:53,960 Do you think I could make a good impression on them? 1003 01:07:54,200 --> 01:07:56,440 Oh, ja. 1004 01:07:58,600 --> 01:08:00,280 Oh! 1005 01:08:00,520 --> 01:08:04,680 Well, that was fun. We'll have to do that again soon. 1006 01:08:04,920 --> 01:08:06,680 I told you he was funny. 1007 01:08:06,920 --> 01:08:08,800 - Emma. Emma? - Mm. 1008 01:08:09,040 --> 01:08:11,040 - I made this for you. - Oh, no. Thank you. 1009 01:08:11,280 --> 01:08:15,000 No. Chocolate and I just aren't... 1010 01:08:17,040 --> 01:08:18,880 I have an addiction. 1011 01:08:22,880 --> 01:08:24,720 Oh, all right. 1012 01:08:26,600 --> 01:08:29,480 Mm. Oh, Lord. 1013 01:08:29,720 --> 01:08:32,080 - Emma, are you praying? - Mm-hm. 1014 01:08:32,320 --> 01:08:34,720 I'm praying that I can stop eating this. 1015 01:08:36,720 --> 01:08:38,560 Thank you. 1016 01:08:39,800 --> 01:08:42,360 - Hello. - [Screams] 1017 01:08:42,560 --> 01:08:44,000 Hm. 1018 01:08:44,240 --> 01:08:46,160 - I think she likes you. - Mm. 1019 01:08:46,400 --> 01:08:48,640 - I think you like her. - No, no. 1020 01:08:48,880 --> 01:08:50,680 She's just enamoured with me. 1021 01:08:50,920 --> 01:08:53,560 She's never met a chain-smoking chocoholic before. 1022 01:08:53,800 --> 01:08:56,080 Wait a minute. Something's gonna happen. 1023 01:08:56,320 --> 01:08:58,560 [Whispers] Something wonderful. 1024 01:09:00,240 --> 01:09:02,480 I would like to marry your daughter. 1025 01:09:02,720 --> 01:09:03,920 [Gasps] 1026 01:09:09,920 --> 01:09:12,960 Friends! Friends! 1027 01:09:13,200 --> 01:09:15,040 I have an announcement. 1028 01:09:17,480 --> 01:09:22,440 I would like to make known that as of today, my daughter Rebecca... 1029 01:09:22,680 --> 01:09:25,440 is engaged to wed Mr Henner Lapp. 1030 01:09:25,680 --> 01:09:27,560 [Excited murmurs] 1031 01:09:27,800 --> 01:09:29,800 God bless them both. 1032 01:09:31,360 --> 01:09:33,600 That is all. 1033 01:09:36,120 --> 01:09:38,600 Well, I hope they'll be really happy. 1034 01:09:42,840 --> 01:09:44,960 Why did we get married? 1035 01:09:47,280 --> 01:09:51,840 I don't know. I guess we thought it was a smart thing to do at the time. 1036 01:09:53,760 --> 01:09:56,200 - You were working at Saks. - Mm-hm. 1037 01:09:56,440 --> 01:10:00,000 You came in and you were gonna buy these really stupid-looking socks. 1038 01:10:00,240 --> 01:10:02,200 I sold you a suit instead. 1039 01:10:02,440 --> 01:10:04,560 I still have that suit. 1040 01:10:04,800 --> 01:10:06,880 But you're right about those socks. 1041 01:10:08,280 --> 01:10:13,520 So I went to Saks looking for socks and I got a suit and some sex. 1042 01:10:17,480 --> 01:10:19,960 You were really handsome. 1043 01:10:20,200 --> 01:10:22,440 - I was really handsome? - Are. 1044 01:10:30,200 --> 01:10:32,520 But did you ever really love me? 1045 01:10:38,200 --> 01:10:40,400 You mean like that? 1046 01:10:43,800 --> 01:10:46,280 Did you ever love me like that? 1047 01:10:47,680 --> 01:10:50,240 - It was a long time ago. - Yeah. 1048 01:10:50,480 --> 01:10:53,280 - Well, we were different people then. - Yeah. 1049 01:10:54,520 --> 01:10:57,000 These people sure know how to cut a rug. 1050 01:10:57,240 --> 01:11:02,080 Yeah. Out a rug. Weave a rug. Beat a rug. 1051 01:11:07,440 --> 01:11:09,280 [High voice] What if... 1052 01:11:10,520 --> 01:11:15,400 What if Jacob thought he should want to dance with Emma? 1053 01:11:17,680 --> 01:11:21,120 You mean, for appearance' sake? 1054 01:11:22,480 --> 01:11:25,480 - Yeah. - Oh. OK. Sure. 1055 01:11:25,720 --> 01:11:27,840 - OK. Good. - Sure. OK. 1056 01:11:31,120 --> 01:11:34,080 Well, just start running, I'll chase you. 1057 01:11:36,200 --> 01:11:38,240 [Music stops] 1058 01:11:38,480 --> 01:11:40,360 [Slow music] 1059 01:12:43,520 --> 01:12:46,200 - Whoa. - You guys taking the day off? 1060 01:12:46,440 --> 01:12:50,160 No, we're going to make a transaction with the English. 1061 01:12:50,400 --> 01:12:53,320 Samuel is going to help me buy that 20 acres across from him. 1062 01:12:54,520 --> 01:12:58,160 A real estate transaction. Did you get a geological on it? 1063 01:12:58,400 --> 01:13:00,280 Check the water and mineral content? 1064 01:13:00,520 --> 01:13:02,840 You might want to look at the grade of that. 1065 01:13:03,080 --> 01:13:05,160 Any liens on the property? 1066 01:13:07,600 --> 01:13:10,320 You would maybe like to come with us? 1067 01:13:10,560 --> 01:13:13,640 Oh. Yeah, I got a lot of shit to do around here. 1068 01:13:16,200 --> 01:13:18,200 Yeah, I would like to go, though. 1069 01:13:20,800 --> 01:13:23,400 [Brad] Phil, you don't believe this shit, do you? 1070 01:13:23,640 --> 01:13:26,040 I've heard this before. You're wasting my time. 1071 01:13:26,280 --> 01:13:27,920 - Listen. - [Woman speaks German] 1072 01:13:28,160 --> 01:13:30,760 - It's German. - [Woman continues] 1073 01:13:31,000 --> 01:13:32,520 - "Ordnung"? - Yes. 1074 01:13:32,760 --> 01:13:36,160 It refers to the closed communities of the Mennonites, or the Amish. 1075 01:13:37,160 --> 01:13:40,720 Of course. They don't pay taxes. Joint's probably lousy with cheaters. 1076 01:13:40,960 --> 01:13:43,080 Let's go. I'll drive. 1077 01:13:43,400 --> 01:13:46,600 Colour?! What is next? 1078 01:13:46,840 --> 01:13:49,000 Leave behind the horse and buggy? 1079 01:13:49,240 --> 01:13:51,080 Where will it end? 1080 01:13:51,320 --> 01:13:55,480 With all due respect, I hardly think that our wearing colourful dresses 1081 01:13:55,720 --> 01:13:59,240 is going to lead to tattoos or monster truck rallies. 1082 01:13:59,480 --> 01:14:01,760 ln the Bible, it is written, 1083 01:14:02,000 --> 01:14:05,880 "Women shall adorn themselves with modesty and sobriety, 1084 01:14:06,120 --> 01:14:09,440 without braided hair or costly array." 1085 01:14:09,680 --> 01:14:13,800 But this isn't about vanity. Or violating your... our beliefs. 1086 01:14:14,040 --> 01:14:16,520 This is simply... 1087 01:14:16,760 --> 01:14:18,960 May I approach the bench? 1088 01:14:19,200 --> 01:14:22,960 Our quilts, our blankets, are vibrant and joyful. 1089 01:14:23,200 --> 01:14:27,280 And yet we are forced to wear these little black, drab numbers. 1090 01:14:27,520 --> 01:14:30,160 Aren't there mornings when you wake up and you think, 1091 01:14:30,400 --> 01:14:33,440 "Oh, I am just so in the mood to wear pink"? 1092 01:14:36,560 --> 01:14:39,360 lf you would excuse us for just a moment, please. 1093 01:14:39,600 --> 01:14:41,720 Oh, yes, sure. Go ahead. Discuss. 1094 01:14:41,960 --> 01:14:43,720 - Thank you. - Yeah. 1095 01:14:43,960 --> 01:14:46,320 [Murmuring] 1096 01:14:51,520 --> 01:14:55,120 Could you perhaps gather for us some samples of which you speak? 1097 01:14:55,360 --> 01:14:59,320 - Yes, sirs. - The Council will meet again in a week, 1098 01:14:59,560 --> 01:15:02,120 at which time we will make our decision. 1099 01:15:02,360 --> 01:15:03,920 Wunderbarl 1100 01:15:04,160 --> 01:15:06,200 lsn't that good?! One week? 1101 01:15:06,440 --> 01:15:09,640 Uh... Oh. Ladies, we have shopping to do. 1102 01:15:09,880 --> 01:15:12,840 Thank you, gentlemen. Clao. 1103 01:15:19,320 --> 01:15:21,160 [Samuel] This price seems a bit high. 1104 01:15:21,400 --> 01:15:25,640 We'd love to make you a better deal. We're sitting on... eight other offers? 1105 01:15:25,880 --> 01:15:28,880 Try ten, Jerry. But they're city folk. 1106 01:15:29,120 --> 01:15:32,440 You know, Samuel, we'd always rather do business with you Amish. 1107 01:15:32,680 --> 01:15:35,480 This is a hell of a property at a rock-bottom price. 1108 01:15:35,720 --> 01:15:38,720 It is much, much more than we have in mind. 1109 01:15:38,960 --> 01:15:43,080 Hm. We're not making a dime on this one. It's way below market. 1110 01:15:43,320 --> 01:15:47,040 - Well, what do you think, Jacob? - I think, if it's OK with you two, 1111 01:15:47,280 --> 01:15:50,640 I'd like to talk to these two fine gentlemen privately. 1112 01:15:51,680 --> 01:15:53,840 Please? 1113 01:15:58,080 --> 01:15:59,920 I'll be right out. 1114 01:16:01,160 --> 01:16:04,840 Mr Yoder, is this property perfect for that boy, or what? 1115 01:16:05,080 --> 01:16:07,960 It's extraordinary the way you people help each other out. 1116 01:16:08,200 --> 01:16:11,040 You're quiet and reserved. You never cause any problems. 1117 01:16:11,280 --> 01:16:13,600 It's why we love doing business with you Amish. 1118 01:16:13,840 --> 01:16:16,400 So hey, what can we do to wrap this thing up? 1119 01:16:17,400 --> 01:16:20,880 For starters, you can take your offer, wrap it in a tight little wad, 1120 01:16:21,120 --> 01:16:22,680 and shove it up your ass. 1121 01:16:24,440 --> 01:16:26,720 I thought I was a good negotiator. 1122 01:16:26,960 --> 01:16:30,560 To bring the English down that much. Very impressive, Jacob. 1123 01:16:30,800 --> 01:16:33,960 It was nothing. I'm just glad I could help. 1124 01:16:34,200 --> 01:16:37,240 And to think I am now responsible for a piece of God's earth. 1125 01:16:37,480 --> 01:16:39,440 Wait till I tell Rebecca. 1126 01:16:39,680 --> 01:16:42,240 This is one of the happiest days of my life. 1127 01:16:42,480 --> 01:16:45,040 - Thank you, brother Jacob. - You bet. 1128 01:16:45,240 --> 01:16:47,040 Brothers, I'll be right back. 1129 01:16:49,000 --> 01:16:50,320 Thank you, father Samuel. 1130 01:16:52,040 --> 01:16:56,400 Yes, collect call from Jacob Yo... No, no, no. Brad Sexton, please. 1131 01:16:57,400 --> 01:16:59,200 Thank you. 1132 01:17:03,120 --> 01:17:05,080 - Phil Kleinman's office. - Hi, Evelyn. 1133 01:17:05,320 --> 01:17:08,400 - Is that you, Mr Sexton? - Yes, it's me. Put Phil on the phone. 1134 01:17:08,640 --> 01:17:11,240 I'm sorry, Mr Sexton. He's out of town. 1135 01:17:11,480 --> 01:17:13,960 What do you mean, he's out of town? Where did he go? 1136 01:17:14,200 --> 01:17:18,360 - I'm not allowed to say. - Why, because somebody's listening? 1137 01:17:18,600 --> 01:17:20,600 L'm not allowed to say. 1138 01:17:20,840 --> 01:17:23,440 - What are you allowed to say? - That's pretty much it. 1139 01:17:23,680 --> 01:17:25,240 Why don't you try back in a week? 1140 01:17:25,480 --> 01:17:27,760 - Well, you tell... - [dlal tone] 1141 01:17:28,000 --> 01:17:29,600 Damn! 1142 01:17:29,840 --> 01:17:31,880 Broke at my farm. 1143 01:17:32,120 --> 01:17:36,040 - [Woman] What did he say? - I didn't think the Amish... 1144 01:17:40,480 --> 01:17:43,040 And you. Oh, this robin's egg blue. 1145 01:17:43,240 --> 01:17:45,160 Look at that. Look how beautifuI that is. 1146 01:17:45,400 --> 01:17:48,880 - What's going on? - Emma is quite a skilled shopper. 1147 01:17:49,120 --> 01:17:51,280 Well, she's had a lot of practice. 1148 01:17:51,520 --> 01:17:53,960 - Could I talk to you for a second? - Sure. 1149 01:17:54,200 --> 01:17:55,920 You won't believe the selections. 1150 01:17:56,160 --> 01:17:59,480 I'm gonna use autumn tones. The harvest is my muse, my inspiration. 1151 01:17:59,720 --> 01:18:01,320 And the prices are half... 1152 01:18:01,560 --> 01:18:05,080 Caroline, we're in trouble. Phil's gone. He won't be back for a week. 1153 01:18:05,320 --> 01:18:07,720 - Why is he taking a week off? - Well, how do I know? 1154 01:18:07,960 --> 01:18:11,640 That's good! I need a week to get my designs in order. 1155 01:18:11,880 --> 01:18:14,040 Your designs? Hello! 1156 01:18:16,240 --> 01:18:18,080 Caroline? 1157 01:18:19,520 --> 01:18:22,840 Oh, no. You've crossed over. 1158 01:18:23,080 --> 01:18:24,840 You've become one of us. 1159 01:18:25,080 --> 01:18:28,440 [laughs] Brad, be serious. These women really need my help. 1160 01:18:28,680 --> 01:18:31,040 This is what I always wanted to do. I can do this. 1161 01:18:31,280 --> 01:18:32,680 [Camera clicks] 1162 01:18:32,920 --> 01:18:36,920 Whoa, whoa, whoa. We don't like getting our picture taken, please. 1163 01:18:37,160 --> 01:18:38,920 I got you. 1164 01:18:39,160 --> 01:18:42,320 I understand. Look, what's this gonna take, huh? 1165 01:18:42,560 --> 01:18:44,440 What do you need? Five bucks? 1166 01:18:44,680 --> 01:18:49,560 - A little Amish Lincoln? - You need to show more respect. 1167 01:18:49,800 --> 01:18:51,600 What a dick. 1168 01:18:55,600 --> 01:18:57,520 - lntercourse, huh? - Mm. 1169 01:18:59,320 --> 01:19:03,240 OK. You start in front, I'll come in from behind and meet you in the middle. 1170 01:19:04,760 --> 01:19:06,560 Sounds good to me. 1171 01:19:23,720 --> 01:19:26,160 [Bed creaks rhythmically] 1172 01:20:18,560 --> 01:20:20,760 This is unbelievable. 1173 01:20:21,000 --> 01:20:23,240 Look at all these little guys. 1174 01:20:23,480 --> 01:20:28,400 I made them. Well, you know, I planted them, and they're growing. 1175 01:20:28,640 --> 01:20:30,920 l, too, never grow tired of the miracle. 1176 01:20:31,160 --> 01:20:33,840 Well, it's... it's so honest. 1177 01:20:34,080 --> 01:20:38,960 I mean, you plough it, you plant it, and it grows. 1178 01:20:39,200 --> 01:20:41,480 It's like they say... 1179 01:20:41,720 --> 01:20:43,600 you reap what you sow. 1180 01:20:43,840 --> 01:20:46,040 Aye, the process is so simple, isn't it? 1181 01:20:46,280 --> 01:20:50,280 The way things grow. So quiet. So steady. 1182 01:20:50,520 --> 01:20:52,880 It's easy for people to take things for granted. 1183 01:20:53,120 --> 01:20:55,680 The English, especially. They view us as backward, 1184 01:20:55,880 --> 01:20:58,560 as hiding from reality. 1185 01:20:58,800 --> 01:21:01,880 But this is the reality. 1186 01:21:02,120 --> 01:21:05,680 This is the process of life. 1187 01:21:07,440 --> 01:21:11,840 We sow humility, and we reap a great harvest. 1188 01:21:13,840 --> 01:21:16,320 It is not we who are hiding. 1189 01:21:19,480 --> 01:21:22,520 It's those English. Always hiding. 1190 01:21:28,160 --> 01:21:30,000 Jacob? 1191 01:21:59,000 --> 01:22:00,920 There. That's great. 1192 01:22:10,600 --> 01:22:12,720 Thanks a lot, guys. 1193 01:22:12,960 --> 01:22:15,000 Careful, Sammy. Stand back. 1194 01:22:15,240 --> 01:22:17,800 We talked about this, Big John. It's your chance. 1195 01:22:18,040 --> 01:22:21,760 You're bigger than the stump. Think of the girls in the barn. Hip-hip. Come on. 1196 01:22:24,160 --> 01:22:25,760 [All shout encouragement] 1197 01:22:26,000 --> 01:22:27,600 Come on, John. 1198 01:22:27,840 --> 01:22:29,560 You can do it, Jacob! 1199 01:22:29,800 --> 01:22:34,240 Come on, John! Come on! Come on, John! 1200 01:22:43,280 --> 01:22:44,440 Pull it, John. Come on. 1201 01:22:48,080 --> 01:22:50,080 Yeah! 1202 01:23:17,440 --> 01:23:20,720 Emma, I don't mean to sound prideful, but how do I look? 1203 01:23:21,680 --> 01:23:24,800 Well, as long as you don't tell anybody... 1204 01:23:26,440 --> 01:23:28,880 you look as pretty as the sunrise. 1205 01:23:32,520 --> 01:23:36,160 All right, everybody. All right. Models, models, attention. 1206 01:23:36,400 --> 01:23:41,520 You... Heads up. No modest, downcast eyes on the runway. 1207 01:23:41,760 --> 01:23:43,880 There we go. Now. 1208 01:23:44,120 --> 01:23:47,160 Think Versace, Armani, Valentino. 1209 01:23:50,040 --> 01:23:52,480 - Sears? - [All] Oh! 1210 01:23:52,720 --> 01:23:54,600 Are we ready? 1211 01:23:55,960 --> 01:23:59,080 I can't. I thought I could but I can't. 1212 01:23:59,320 --> 01:24:01,880 Henner! Get over it! You'll be fine. 1213 01:24:02,080 --> 01:24:04,200 But people will be staring at me. 1214 01:24:04,440 --> 01:24:06,280 But that's the point, Henner. 1215 01:24:09,160 --> 01:24:11,880 Oh! Henner! 1216 01:24:12,120 --> 01:24:14,880 Well. So much for my men's collection. 1217 01:24:15,120 --> 01:24:18,120 Henner! Henner, can you hear me? 1218 01:24:18,360 --> 01:24:20,480 Good afternoon, everyone. 1219 01:24:20,720 --> 01:24:23,760 Well, everywhere we look we see colour. 1220 01:24:24,000 --> 01:24:26,400 We've come together in the spirit of simplicity 1221 01:24:26,640 --> 01:24:29,720 to honour the beautiful rainbow which God has provided. 1222 01:24:29,960 --> 01:24:33,800 So sit back and enjoy, as we celebrate the glory of nature 1223 01:24:34,040 --> 01:24:37,120 in Rainbow Harvest '97. 1224 01:24:37,360 --> 01:24:38,960 Hah. 1225 01:24:39,200 --> 01:24:41,600 [Coughs] 1226 01:24:42,480 --> 01:24:44,360 Um... hit it. 1227 01:24:44,600 --> 01:24:45,720 [Man plays harmonica] 1228 01:24:45,960 --> 01:24:47,120 And along comes Mary, 1229 01:24:47,360 --> 01:24:51,000 wearing a beautiful starburst quilt across her bodice, 1230 01:24:51,240 --> 01:24:54,680 offset by subtle hues of aubergine and brick. 1231 01:24:54,920 --> 01:24:58,200 This ensemble comes complete with easy-access pockets. 1232 01:24:59,360 --> 01:25:02,360 Thank you, Mary. Notice the fabric as she walks away. 1233 01:25:02,600 --> 01:25:06,040 It reminds me of corn, swaying in the gentle summer breeze. 1234 01:25:06,280 --> 01:25:08,200 How about y'all? 1235 01:25:09,800 --> 01:25:13,120 Well, next we have Sarah. Talk about versatility. 1236 01:25:13,360 --> 01:25:15,840 This quilted smock in royal blue and rust 1237 01:25:16,080 --> 01:25:17,760 becomes an instant sporty classic, 1238 01:25:18,000 --> 01:25:21,040 appropriate at a barn dance or on a milking stool. 1239 01:25:21,280 --> 01:25:24,920 Now you tell me. What Amish girl could ask for more? 1240 01:25:25,160 --> 01:25:27,840 Excuse me, sir. We're trying to locate these two people. 1241 01:25:28,080 --> 01:25:30,880 Can you please take a look and see if you know them? 1242 01:25:31,120 --> 01:25:33,080 Thank you very much. 1243 01:25:35,360 --> 01:25:37,520 - We're getting nowhere with these. - Yeah. 1244 01:25:37,760 --> 01:25:39,600 I just got an idea, sir. 1245 01:25:42,600 --> 01:25:43,960 Oh. 1246 01:25:44,200 --> 01:25:46,400 lnteresting approach. Here's another. 1247 01:25:46,640 --> 01:25:50,960 You see, my way, we double our chances in half the time. 1248 01:25:55,080 --> 01:25:59,800 Don't be discouraged. It took years before my mind started working this way. 1249 01:26:00,040 --> 01:26:04,040 Little Anna Yoder. She's the picture of youthful exuberance 1250 01:26:04,280 --> 01:26:07,840 in her bright yellow sundress and azure underlay, 1251 01:26:08,080 --> 01:26:10,840 making those baby blues just sparkle. 1252 01:26:11,080 --> 01:26:13,640 Doesn't it just scream daffodils and sunflowers? 1253 01:26:15,720 --> 01:26:17,600 Or not? 1254 01:26:18,960 --> 01:26:20,520 Thank you. 1255 01:26:22,760 --> 01:26:25,960 - What happened to him? - He couldn't take the pressure. 1256 01:26:26,200 --> 01:26:29,120 Emma was so disappointed. He was to wear her men's colours. 1257 01:26:29,360 --> 01:26:32,520 [Caroline] Now we have Martha in a very conservative number. 1258 01:26:33,360 --> 01:26:37,440 Now, I ask you a question. ls she going to church or... 1259 01:26:37,680 --> 01:26:38,720 [gasps] 1260 01:26:38,960 --> 01:26:40,480 ...to a picnic? 1261 01:26:40,720 --> 01:26:42,240 You tell me! 1262 01:26:42,480 --> 01:26:46,120 Wherever she's going, she's gonna have a great time. 1263 01:26:46,360 --> 01:26:47,880 Thank you, Martha. 1264 01:26:48,120 --> 01:26:50,680 Um... I also have clothes for you men. 1265 01:26:50,880 --> 01:26:55,440 Unfortunately, male models being... you know, what male models are... 1266 01:26:55,680 --> 01:26:58,120 [audience] Coh! 1267 01:27:03,400 --> 01:27:05,800 Here comes Jacob Yoder. 1268 01:27:06,040 --> 01:27:08,440 Whether he's on his way to town to purchase grain, 1269 01:27:08,680 --> 01:27:10,480 or he's shearing his sheep, 1270 01:27:10,720 --> 01:27:13,760 he always looks his best in his blueberry work shirt 1271 01:27:14,000 --> 01:27:17,080 and his blackberry suit. 1272 01:27:17,320 --> 01:27:19,280 Almost good enough to eat. 1273 01:27:20,960 --> 01:27:22,640 Thank you, Jacob. 1274 01:27:25,560 --> 01:27:27,600 Thank you, Jacob. Thank you. 1275 01:27:28,480 --> 01:27:31,080 Thanks, honey. Jacob! 1276 01:27:31,320 --> 01:27:33,160 Cool it! 1277 01:27:39,280 --> 01:27:42,520 And that concludes Rainbow Harvest '97. 1278 01:27:45,960 --> 01:27:48,240 [Chatter] 1279 01:27:52,120 --> 01:27:55,120 - You're a brave soul, Jacob. - I'll say. Very brave. 1280 01:27:55,360 --> 01:27:58,040 - It was nothing. - You look very nice. 1281 01:27:58,280 --> 01:28:01,360 I just want to tell you, no matter what the elders decide, 1282 01:28:01,600 --> 01:28:04,080 the clothes you made, they are beautiful. 1283 01:28:04,320 --> 01:28:06,240 God has blessed you with many talents. 1284 01:28:06,480 --> 01:28:09,640 Oh, thank you, but it wasn't just me. I had my friends to help. 1285 01:28:09,880 --> 01:28:12,360 My real friends. 1286 01:28:12,600 --> 01:28:16,120 Um... Emma? Um... I have a favour to ask. 1287 01:28:17,120 --> 01:28:21,040 I was wondering. Would you do me the honour of helping us with the wedding? 1288 01:28:22,960 --> 01:28:26,160 - You want me to be the coordinator? - Um... I guess so. 1289 01:28:26,400 --> 01:28:28,160 Yes! Yes! 1290 01:28:29,480 --> 01:28:31,480 - Good! Thank you! - Ahem. 1291 01:28:33,600 --> 01:28:37,800 After much debate, we have reached a decision. 1292 01:28:40,080 --> 01:28:42,880 - We like the colours. - [Gasps] 1293 01:28:43,120 --> 01:28:44,920 [Cheering] 1294 01:28:54,520 --> 01:28:56,760 - Could I join you? - Sure. 1295 01:28:58,800 --> 01:29:01,040 I know, I know. Don't read anything into it. 1296 01:29:04,160 --> 01:29:06,760 I wanted to thank you for helping me today, Jacob. 1297 01:29:08,280 --> 01:29:10,880 It was fun... Emma. 1298 01:29:12,160 --> 01:29:14,560 Do you want to sit down? 1299 01:29:14,800 --> 01:29:16,240 OK. 1300 01:29:22,480 --> 01:29:25,320 - I was really proud of you today. - Mm. 1301 01:29:26,400 --> 01:29:29,320 Proud. That's gotta be a first. 1302 01:29:29,560 --> 01:29:32,440 No. You really helped those people. 1303 01:29:34,920 --> 01:29:38,160 You did something nice just to do something nice. 1304 01:29:39,440 --> 01:29:42,320 - And you didn't even hire a publicist. - Mm. 1305 01:29:42,560 --> 01:29:44,480 Yep. There you go. 1306 01:29:44,720 --> 01:29:47,280 I actually finished something. 1307 01:29:49,960 --> 01:29:52,760 And hey, try and find an Amish publicist. 1308 01:29:56,320 --> 01:29:58,760 - You did good. - Thank you. 1309 01:30:01,240 --> 01:30:03,360 And I know when you get out on your own, 1310 01:30:03,600 --> 01:30:06,680 whatever you do, you'll do great. 1311 01:30:06,920 --> 01:30:08,760 Mm. On my own. 1312 01:30:10,640 --> 01:30:12,600 There's a thought. 1313 01:30:14,600 --> 01:30:16,840 I'm sorry I held you back. 1314 01:30:18,280 --> 01:30:20,760 You didn't hold me back. No, you didn't. 1315 01:30:21,000 --> 01:30:24,000 I held myself back. 1316 01:30:24,240 --> 01:30:27,880 Hey, but hasn't it been great not fighting with each other? 1317 01:30:30,200 --> 01:30:32,040 Yes. 1318 01:30:32,960 --> 01:30:36,200 It's too bad we didn't get the hang of this a couple of years ago. 1319 01:30:36,440 --> 01:30:38,600 Yeah, that is too bad. 1320 01:30:39,560 --> 01:30:43,560 All those years chasing our tails, for what? 1321 01:30:43,800 --> 01:30:46,000 Another car I didn't drive. 1322 01:30:46,240 --> 01:30:48,280 Another outfit I didn't wear. 1323 01:30:48,520 --> 01:30:52,240 The Holyland. ls that not the worst idea you've ever heard? 1324 01:30:52,480 --> 01:30:54,760 Oh, Brad. 1325 01:30:55,000 --> 01:30:56,800 Yes. 1326 01:30:57,040 --> 01:30:58,800 [Pretends to sob] 1327 01:31:06,000 --> 01:31:08,480 You know, we can't stay here forever. 1328 01:31:11,080 --> 01:31:12,640 Yeah. 1329 01:31:16,760 --> 01:31:18,800 Look how bright the sky is. 1330 01:31:21,280 --> 01:31:24,040 It's so much clearer out here. 1331 01:31:25,840 --> 01:31:27,360 Yes, it is. 1332 01:32:02,600 --> 01:32:05,080 It was a wonderful day today, Samuel. 1333 01:32:05,320 --> 01:32:07,520 God only makes good days. 1334 01:32:09,000 --> 01:32:11,560 [Bed creaks rhythmically] 1335 01:32:22,320 --> 01:32:24,080 [Banging] 1336 01:32:27,360 --> 01:32:29,440 Afternoon. 1337 01:32:40,640 --> 01:32:44,320 Thanks to your semi-modern technology, we've got bupkls. 1338 01:32:44,560 --> 01:32:48,040 lntercourse not paying off doesn't mean your Dirty Harry technique 1339 01:32:48,280 --> 01:32:49,960 is better than forensic science. 1340 01:32:50,200 --> 01:32:54,280 ls that so? Well, who's got more movies, Clint Eastwood or Jack Klugman? 1341 01:32:54,520 --> 01:32:56,680 - What? - The only way to solve cases 1342 01:32:56,920 --> 01:33:01,040 is running down leads, grilling suspects, long, lonely nights. 1343 01:33:01,280 --> 01:33:03,400 Sure, occasionally you come home 1344 01:33:03,640 --> 01:33:06,760 and your wife's in bed with the bottled-water guy, but so what? 1345 01:33:07,000 --> 01:33:09,800 Boo-hoo, you blow your nose, you move on. 1346 01:33:10,040 --> 01:33:12,800 Good old-fashioned police work is the only way. 1347 01:33:14,000 --> 01:33:16,400 - Sir, look out! - That's a cow. 1348 01:33:19,280 --> 01:33:20,920 That's a sign. 1349 01:33:31,360 --> 01:33:32,880 Hey. 1350 01:33:33,120 --> 01:33:36,560 On the other hand, sometimes you just get lucky. 1351 01:33:38,440 --> 01:33:41,400 Sir, I think I messed myself. 1352 01:33:41,640 --> 01:33:43,800 Walk it off, son. 1353 01:33:44,800 --> 01:33:48,440 The vows you have taken, you take for a lifetime. 1354 01:33:49,320 --> 01:33:51,680 These are promises which you make to each other 1355 01:33:51,920 --> 01:33:55,960 with respect, with kindness and fairness, 1356 01:33:57,120 --> 01:33:59,400 and with honour to each other, 1357 01:34:00,600 --> 01:34:04,240 with all lowliness, meekness, 1358 01:34:05,520 --> 01:34:08,280 forbearing one another in love, 1359 01:34:08,520 --> 01:34:12,160 endeavouring to hold the unity of the spirit 1360 01:34:12,400 --> 01:34:14,960 with a bond of peace. 1361 01:34:15,160 --> 01:34:18,120 Neither time nor temperament nor force of nature 1362 01:34:18,360 --> 01:34:22,600 shall diminish the solemnity of this holy union in the eyes of God. 1363 01:34:22,840 --> 01:34:27,520 This commitment you make to each other is sanctified in his name. 1364 01:34:28,760 --> 01:34:32,040 So will you, Rebecca, take Henner to be your husband, 1365 01:34:32,280 --> 01:34:36,200 to love and to cherish, to honour and obey till death do you part? 1366 01:34:36,440 --> 01:34:37,360 I will. 1367 01:34:37,600 --> 01:34:40,000 And do you, Henner, take Rebecca to be your wife, 1368 01:34:40,240 --> 01:34:45,520 to love and to cherish, to honour and obey, till death do you part? 1369 01:34:45,760 --> 01:34:47,760 - I will. - So today, 1370 01:34:48,000 --> 01:34:52,840 before you friends, relatives, brothers and sisters, 1371 01:34:53,080 --> 01:34:54,960 I offer you my blessings. 1372 01:35:11,520 --> 01:35:13,280 [Dog barks] 1373 01:35:20,640 --> 01:35:22,000 [Sirens blare] 1374 01:35:49,680 --> 01:35:52,280 How do you tell them apart? They all look alike to me. 1375 01:35:55,960 --> 01:35:57,680 OK, people. 1376 01:35:57,920 --> 01:35:59,920 We're looking for the Yoders. 1377 01:36:06,160 --> 01:36:07,880 That worked well. 1378 01:36:08,120 --> 01:36:11,880 - What is this about, please? - It's about Jacob and Emma Yoder. 1379 01:36:12,120 --> 01:36:15,000 - Please. - I am Jacob Yoder. 1380 01:36:15,240 --> 01:36:18,800 - And I am Emma. - You are not. They are. 1381 01:36:19,040 --> 01:36:21,440 Aren't you, Jacob? Tell 'em. 1382 01:37:04,120 --> 01:37:06,160 Maybe we should ask for a public defender. 1383 01:37:06,400 --> 01:37:08,400 Phil's office swore he'd be here. 1384 01:37:13,080 --> 01:37:14,760 Hi. 1385 01:37:15,000 --> 01:37:17,560 It's nice of them to come. 1386 01:37:17,800 --> 01:37:20,080 What on earth is she wearing? 1387 01:37:20,320 --> 01:37:23,360 Looks like something from Mizrahi's milkmaid line. 1388 01:37:23,600 --> 01:37:26,280 - I like the no-button look. - Yeah, you would. 1389 01:37:26,520 --> 01:37:28,520 How will Brad dig his way out of this one? 1390 01:37:28,760 --> 01:37:32,360 - Looks like the Quaker defence. - All rise. 1391 01:37:46,840 --> 01:37:50,320 - We're gonna get the chair. - lf we're lucky. 1392 01:37:50,560 --> 01:37:52,760 Well, well, well. 1393 01:37:53,000 --> 01:37:56,880 Mr Sexton. And Mrs Sexton. 1394 01:37:57,120 --> 01:38:00,200 - It's good to see you, Your Honour. - You're looking very well. 1395 01:38:01,520 --> 01:38:04,280 I should be shocked at the list of charges against you, 1396 01:38:04,520 --> 01:38:09,120 but somehow it rings all too true. 1397 01:38:11,640 --> 01:38:13,840 ls Malik Ali Farquhvar here? 1398 01:38:14,080 --> 01:38:16,680 Yeah, that's me. How you doin', Your Honour? 1399 01:38:16,920 --> 01:38:19,480 And I am definitely here. 1400 01:38:25,680 --> 01:38:28,560 Your Honour, I stole that man's taxi. 1401 01:38:29,960 --> 01:38:32,440 We stole that man's taxi. 1402 01:38:35,640 --> 01:38:38,480 And I know there's some questions about our tax matters. 1403 01:38:38,720 --> 01:38:40,760 Mr Sexton, where is your attorney? 1404 01:38:41,320 --> 01:38:43,120 I don't know. 1405 01:38:43,360 --> 01:38:46,800 - Then who will represent the defence? - There is no defence. 1406 01:38:47,040 --> 01:38:50,880 - We just want to be held accountable. - We want to make things right. 1407 01:38:51,120 --> 01:38:53,840 You're prepared to accept the consequences? 1408 01:38:54,080 --> 01:38:55,960 [Both] We are. 1409 01:38:57,720 --> 01:38:59,360 Your Honour. 1410 01:38:59,600 --> 01:39:01,600 Your Honour. 1411 01:39:03,520 --> 01:39:05,360 Mr Lincoln. 1412 01:39:06,280 --> 01:39:08,920 I'd like to apologise. I just came from the airport. 1413 01:39:09,160 --> 01:39:11,720 Permission to approach the bench, Your Honour. 1414 01:39:11,960 --> 01:39:13,760 Thank you. 1415 01:39:18,400 --> 01:39:21,080 Your Honour, I've arranged for the extradition... 1416 01:39:21,320 --> 01:39:23,240 [carries on inaudibly] 1417 01:39:24,280 --> 01:39:27,600 ln light of information which has just been presented to the court, 1418 01:39:27,840 --> 01:39:29,520 we'll take a brief recess. 1419 01:39:34,880 --> 01:39:36,440 Look at the two of you. 1420 01:39:36,680 --> 01:39:39,240 - Where have you been, Phil? - Zurich. 1421 01:39:39,440 --> 01:39:40,800 And I am pleased to report 1422 01:39:41,040 --> 01:39:43,720 that the long arm of the law has triumphed once again. 1423 01:39:43,960 --> 01:39:47,120 You'll be billed accordingly. And... 1424 01:39:47,360 --> 01:39:48,920 I found Bob. 1425 01:39:57,560 --> 01:40:00,960 And as I was arranging to extradite his considerable ass, 1426 01:40:01,200 --> 01:40:04,760 I did a little business with a consortium of German investment bankers, 1427 01:40:05,000 --> 01:40:09,040 who flipped, absolutely flipped, over the Holyland deal. 1428 01:40:09,280 --> 01:40:12,360 - They actually like it? - Enough to buy you out. 1429 01:40:14,800 --> 01:40:17,280 [Panting] Brad. 1430 01:40:17,520 --> 01:40:19,600 I'm sick. I'm a sick man. 1431 01:40:19,840 --> 01:40:22,720 l... I was jealous. I had debts. 1432 01:40:22,960 --> 01:40:25,440 I had needs. Very expensive needs. 1433 01:40:25,680 --> 01:40:28,520 The cutlery. The Tuscan villa. The jet fuel. 1434 01:40:28,760 --> 01:40:31,320 The special shoes. I have webbed feet. 1435 01:40:31,560 --> 01:40:34,200 I never told you. I didn't want to burden you. 1436 01:40:34,440 --> 01:40:37,440 I know you must hate my guts right now. 1437 01:40:40,920 --> 01:40:43,080 No, Bob, I don't. 1438 01:40:43,320 --> 01:40:45,880 - Actually, I owe you. - Huh? 1439 01:40:46,120 --> 01:40:48,440 I owe you a debt of gratitude. 1440 01:40:48,680 --> 01:40:52,440 Yeah. You saved our lives and you saved our marriage. 1441 01:40:52,680 --> 01:40:54,880 You mean you forgive me? 1442 01:40:55,920 --> 01:40:58,000 Well, I'd like to. 1443 01:41:01,120 --> 01:41:04,280 I guess I still have a little ways to go. 1444 01:41:04,520 --> 01:41:06,360 Nice arm. 1445 01:41:08,920 --> 01:41:10,360 Case dismissed. 1446 01:41:11,560 --> 01:41:13,160 [Frenzied chatter] 1447 01:41:20,360 --> 01:41:23,760 - Listen, Sexton, you're the man. - Honey, what have you been eating? 1448 01:41:24,000 --> 01:41:27,400 Braddy boy, it's time to take our relationship to the next level. 1449 01:41:27,640 --> 01:41:31,600 ...my new pills. You'll love them. They make everything taste like shit. 1450 01:41:31,840 --> 01:41:33,920 I am talking about a partnership here. 1451 01:41:34,160 --> 01:41:36,720 My brains, your financial brawn, we can't miss. 1452 01:41:36,920 --> 01:41:38,560 Cigarette? 1453 01:41:38,800 --> 01:41:42,720 Gabriella's maid tried to kill herself by climbing into the dishwasher. 1454 01:41:42,960 --> 01:41:46,560 Fabulous, huh? What do you say? 1455 01:41:48,440 --> 01:41:50,360 [Conversation in slow motion] 1456 01:42:38,520 --> 01:42:40,600 Hi! 1457 01:42:41,640 --> 01:42:43,680 How are you? 1458 01:42:56,560 --> 01:42:58,680 Anna, back in the house. 1459 01:43:07,600 --> 01:43:10,280 - Samuel, wait. - Levinia, please. 1460 01:43:10,520 --> 01:43:13,440 We know what we did was very wrong. 1461 01:43:13,680 --> 01:43:17,000 We betrayed your trust and we hurt you. 1462 01:43:18,320 --> 01:43:21,080 I'd like to say I wish this never happened 1463 01:43:21,320 --> 01:43:23,600 but I would be lying. 1464 01:43:23,840 --> 01:43:28,160 Coming here was the best thing that's ever happened to us. 1465 01:43:28,400 --> 01:43:33,440 Where we live, real friends are very hard to find. 1466 01:43:36,080 --> 01:43:40,360 Samuel, you told me to look inside my heart to find forgiveness. 1467 01:43:42,000 --> 01:43:44,360 That's what we want you to do now. 1468 01:43:54,000 --> 01:43:56,400 For what it's worth, thank you. 1469 01:43:56,640 --> 01:43:59,200 I know I wasn't very good at scrubbing floors, 1470 01:43:59,440 --> 01:44:01,840 but I really loved spending time with you. 1471 01:44:06,760 --> 01:44:10,040 You English think you're so smart. 1472 01:44:12,600 --> 01:44:14,760 What? 1473 01:44:15,760 --> 01:44:18,400 Do you really think we didn't know? 1474 01:44:21,560 --> 01:44:22,640 Yes. 1475 01:44:22,880 --> 01:44:25,360 Then why didn't you say something? 1476 01:44:26,240 --> 01:44:27,800 Planting season. 1477 01:44:29,760 --> 01:44:32,440 We needed the extra help. 1478 01:44:33,720 --> 01:44:36,880 Besides, you looked like you needed help, too. 1479 01:44:39,480 --> 01:44:43,280 But mostly... planting season. 1480 01:44:44,320 --> 01:44:46,200 Of course. The corn. 1481 01:44:49,120 --> 01:44:52,760 - Thank you. - It's so good to see you. 1482 01:44:54,920 --> 01:44:58,560 Samuel, I still can't believe I grew all this. 1483 01:44:58,800 --> 01:45:01,400 Yeah. Neither can l. 1484 01:45:03,040 --> 01:45:05,440 Um... before I go, I'd like to give you something. 1485 01:45:05,680 --> 01:45:08,800 I know you can only use pocket watches. I'd like you to have mine. 1486 01:45:09,040 --> 01:45:12,680 That is very kind, but in our Ordnung, we don't accept gifts. 1487 01:45:15,560 --> 01:45:19,000 Samuel, this is the only thing I have that's ever meant anything to me. 1488 01:45:19,240 --> 01:45:22,080 It was my grandfather's. 1489 01:45:22,320 --> 01:45:24,600 Well, I suppose we could barter. 1490 01:45:26,760 --> 01:45:29,600 Well, it is a turn-of-the-century Swiss repeater. 1491 01:45:34,120 --> 01:45:36,240 What have you got? 1492 01:45:37,120 --> 01:45:41,520 How about a Swiss for a Belgian? 1493 01:45:45,160 --> 01:45:47,760 - Throw in some corn, it's a deal. - Deal. 1494 01:45:52,280 --> 01:45:54,720 Don't open the back. 1495 01:46:00,680 --> 01:46:05,520 That was a great deal. '97 Jag for a '54 Ford. 1496 01:46:05,760 --> 01:46:08,200 - He never saw it coming. - Yeah, never. 1497 01:46:09,320 --> 01:46:13,160 - This has been quite a day, hasn't it? - Yes, it has. 1498 01:46:13,400 --> 01:46:15,960 Came to say sorry to Sam, did a good deed, 1499 01:46:16,200 --> 01:46:18,800 ended up with some feed and a steed. 1500 01:46:19,960 --> 01:46:24,040 And don't forget, a basketful of schnitz pies. 1501 01:46:24,280 --> 01:46:27,120 - You're the schnitz pie. - No, baby, you're the schnitz. 1502 01:46:53,640 --> 01:46:56,520 I think I just realised why they call him Big John. 1503 01:46:56,760 --> 01:46:58,440 Would you let it go? 1504 01:46:59,400 --> 01:47:03,080 [Screams] 1505 01:47:03,320 --> 01:47:04,920 Here. 1506 01:47:08,080 --> 01:47:09,880 Brad! 1507 01:47:22,280 --> 01:47:23,960 [Shouts] 1508 01:47:28,440 --> 01:47:31,320 I think we finally found something you're good at. 1509 01:47:33,920 --> 01:47:35,240 Ow! 1510 01:47:47,440 --> 01:47:49,720 - [Woman] Just a minute! - Uh... excuse me. 1511 01:47:49,960 --> 01:47:53,520 I had debts. And needs. Very expensive needs. 1512 01:47:53,760 --> 01:47:56,960 Fine wines. The Rolls. Special shoes. 1513 01:47:57,200 --> 01:48:01,000 I have high arches. It's very hard to find a corrective shoe in a slip-on. 1514 01:48:14,640 --> 01:48:17,520 - Emma, I'll wait for you. - Oh, good. 1515 01:48:34,480 --> 01:48:36,280 Brad, look out! 1516 01:48:36,520 --> 01:48:38,080 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1517 01:48:46,960 --> 01:48:48,920 Ahem. 1518 01:48:52,600 --> 01:48:54,880 Look at this. It's d�ja vu. 1519 01:48:55,960 --> 01:48:57,920 - That's the same cow, isn't it? - Yeah. 1520 01:48:58,160 --> 01:49:01,000 - And the same pond. - You know what? 1521 01:49:01,240 --> 01:49:03,200 I bet I could get it for a good price. 1522 01:49:03,440 --> 01:49:05,720 And it'd be a terrific place to raise the baby. 1523 01:49:05,960 --> 01:49:07,560 Yep. 1524 01:49:07,800 --> 01:49:09,360 What? 116697