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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,074 Subtitles downloaded from Podnapisi.NET 2 00:00:38,353 --> 00:00:41,272 Money, money, money, money 3 00:00:41,523 --> 00:00:42,857 Money 4 00:00:43,108 --> 00:00:45,193 Money, money, money, money 5 00:00:46,278 --> 00:00:47,570 Money 6 00:00:47,821 --> 00:00:49,948 Money, money, money, money 7 00:00:50,907 --> 00:00:52,242 Money 8 00:00:52,492 --> 00:00:54,744 Money, money, money, money 9 00:00:55,829 --> 00:00:57,038 Money 10 00:00:57,289 --> 00:00:59,666 Money, money, money, money 11 00:01:00,667 --> 00:01:02,002 Money 12 00:01:02,252 --> 00:01:04,379 Money, money, money, money 13 00:01:05,588 --> 00:01:06,881 Money 14 00:01:21,396 --> 00:01:24,608 Some people got to have it 15 00:01:24,858 --> 00:01:25,984 Hey, hey, hey 16 00:01:26,234 --> 00:01:28,778 Some people really need it 17 00:01:29,029 --> 00:01:30,822 Hey, listen to me, y'all 18 00:01:31,072 --> 00:01:35,410 Do things, do things, do things, bad things with it 19 00:01:39,414 --> 00:01:46,171 You wanna do things, do things, do things, good things with it, yeah 20 00:01:47,922 --> 00:01:51,801 Uh-huh, talk about money, money, money, money 21 00:01:52,052 --> 00:01:55,138 People will steal from their mother 22 00:01:56,973 --> 00:01:59,893 People will rob their own brother 23 00:02:01,811 --> 00:02:04,689 People can't even walk the streets 24 00:02:04,939 --> 00:02:08,818 Because they never know who in the world they're gonna beat 25 00:02:09,069 --> 00:02:13,448 For that mean, oh mean 26 00:02:13,698 --> 00:02:15,867 Mean green 27 00:02:16,117 --> 00:02:19,454 Almighty dollar, money 28 00:02:24,668 --> 00:02:25,794 For the love of money 29 00:02:26,044 --> 00:02:29,214 People will lie, Lord, they will cheat 30 00:02:29,464 --> 00:02:30,924 For the love of money 31 00:02:31,174 --> 00:02:34,260 People don't care who they hurt or beat 32 00:02:34,511 --> 00:02:35,595 For the love of money 33 00:02:35,845 --> 00:02:38,807 A woman will sell her preclous body 34 00:02:39,057 --> 00:02:43,103 For a small piece of paper, lt carrles a lot of weight 35 00:02:43,353 --> 00:02:47,691 For that mean, mean, mean, mean 36 00:02:47,941 --> 00:02:50,068 Mean green 37 00:02:50,318 --> 00:02:53,071 Almighty dollar 38 00:03:14,217 --> 00:03:17,429 Whoa! No. Oh, no. 39 00:03:17,679 --> 00:03:20,432 Tax fraud. No, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. 40 00:03:20,682 --> 00:03:23,518 I mean, this is a miscalculation. 41 00:03:23,768 --> 00:03:25,979 Yes, I mean, a misunderstanding certainly. 42 00:03:26,229 --> 00:03:29,691 I would even go so far as to admit that it was bad judgement. 43 00:03:29,941 --> 00:03:33,820 It could be really bad judgement but it's certainly not tax fraud. 44 00:03:34,070 --> 00:03:38,116 We need to meet with you and your client at his office tomorrow at 10.00. 45 00:03:39,576 --> 00:03:41,786 All right. We'll be there. 10.00. 46 00:03:42,037 --> 00:03:45,540 Good. Otherwise warrants get issued. 47 00:03:45,790 --> 00:03:49,044 Property gets attached. Everyone gets very cranky. 48 00:03:49,294 --> 00:03:52,422 Well, we don't want cranky, do we? 49 00:03:54,299 --> 00:03:56,176 No. We don't. 50 00:03:59,262 --> 00:04:03,183 Sleep well, Mr Lachman. We'll see you tomorrow. 10.00. 51 00:04:24,412 --> 00:04:28,792 Heaven, l'm in heaven 52 00:04:31,044 --> 00:04:38,009 And my heart beats so that l can hardly speak 53 00:04:38,259 --> 00:04:44,849 And l seem to find the happiness l seek 54 00:04:45,100 --> 00:04:50,230 When we're out together danclng cheek to cheek 55 00:05:03,076 --> 00:05:06,621 - Thank you. - Well, this is our big night. 56 00:05:06,871 --> 00:05:07,956 Yes, it is. 57 00:05:08,206 --> 00:05:10,667 You work the girls and I'll work the boys. 58 00:05:10,917 --> 00:05:12,836 Sounds great. See you soon. 59 00:05:13,962 --> 00:05:16,798 - Not soon enough. - Oh! 60 00:05:19,843 --> 00:05:22,846 - La-la-la. - Oh, Caroline. Mwah. 61 00:05:23,096 --> 00:05:24,806 - Mwah-mwah. - Oh, Caroline. 62 00:05:25,056 --> 00:05:27,726 - What a fabulous look, as usual. - Oh, thank you. 63 00:05:27,976 --> 00:05:30,061 Ten years. Can you believe it? 64 00:05:30,312 --> 00:05:33,606 It's easy to believe. It's just a little tough to admit. 65 00:05:33,857 --> 00:05:37,402 I'm just glad someone's happily married. Even if it isn't mol. 66 00:05:37,652 --> 00:05:38,612 Oh, honey. 67 00:05:38,862 --> 00:05:43,658 I still can't believe you haven't traded in Brad for one of those hot new models. 68 00:05:43,908 --> 00:05:47,203 Oh, sweetheart. You never trade in a classic. 69 00:05:47,454 --> 00:05:49,497 - Oh, meow. - Oh. 70 00:05:49,748 --> 00:05:52,292 - They're so happy. - I'm so jealous. 71 00:05:54,210 --> 00:05:56,630 lmagine, if you will, a mecca, 72 00:05:56,880 --> 00:06:01,217 where people from all over the world can partake in a celebration 73 00:06:01,468 --> 00:06:03,845 of miracles. 74 00:06:04,095 --> 00:06:09,476 We will lift their souls... while we lighten their wallets. 75 00:06:13,688 --> 00:06:17,484 Ladies and gentlemen, behold... 76 00:06:17,734 --> 00:06:19,653 the Holyland. 77 00:06:20,904 --> 00:06:25,367 Hallelujahl Hallelujahl 78 00:06:29,245 --> 00:06:30,997 This is amazing, isn't it? 79 00:06:31,247 --> 00:06:33,667 A theme park inspired by God Himself. 80 00:06:35,835 --> 00:06:39,547 Brad, darling, look who I found. 81 00:06:40,882 --> 00:06:43,301 Your Honour. It's a thrill to have you here. 82 00:06:43,551 --> 00:06:45,845 - And it's a pleasure to be here. - Thank you. 83 00:06:46,096 --> 00:06:49,474 And my favourite attorney. I owe you one, buddy. 84 00:06:49,724 --> 00:06:51,518 You sure do. 85 00:06:52,936 --> 00:06:55,855 All right. May I continue? Let me take you on a journey. 86 00:06:56,106 --> 00:06:58,525 Step this way. All right. 87 00:06:58,775 --> 00:07:01,987 Now. Welcome to the Holyland. 88 00:07:02,237 --> 00:07:05,156 Check it out. Bedouin Breakfast. You gotta love it. 89 00:07:05,407 --> 00:07:08,576 What is this, a sell job or an anniversary party? 90 00:07:08,827 --> 00:07:11,997 For our Jewish guests, Torah, Torah, Torah: The Waterslide. 91 00:07:12,247 --> 00:07:15,625 For our Japanese guests, Tora, Tora, Tora: The Waterslide. 92 00:07:15,875 --> 00:07:18,545 Look. Water lnto Winery. 93 00:07:18,795 --> 00:07:21,756 And what a great year for wine. Mm. One. 94 00:07:22,924 --> 00:07:27,053 My favourite attraction. Here it is. The Burning Bush. 95 00:07:27,304 --> 00:07:30,765 Twice a night, we light up the skies with this. 96 00:07:45,071 --> 00:07:48,825 Mr Sexton, not only have you no respect for religion, 97 00:07:49,075 --> 00:07:51,953 but you have ruined my favourite Balenciaga. 98 00:07:52,203 --> 00:07:55,999 I can assure you that if you go ahead with this... heresy, 99 00:07:56,249 --> 00:07:59,628 you and anyone else stupid enough to get involved 100 00:07:59,878 --> 00:08:02,172 will burn in hell. 101 00:08:03,048 --> 00:08:05,800 - Judge Northcutt... - Your Honour, please wait. 102 00:08:06,051 --> 00:08:08,178 Does this mean we won't be having dessert? 103 00:08:08,428 --> 00:08:11,139 Uh, Judge... 104 00:08:11,389 --> 00:08:13,558 What the hell's a Balenciaga? 105 00:08:35,080 --> 00:08:36,873 Yo, Picasso. Let's go. 106 00:08:39,918 --> 00:08:42,754 - Happy anniversary, Mr Sexton. - Thank you, Winston. 107 00:08:43,004 --> 00:08:44,714 Coh! 108 00:09:06,361 --> 00:09:10,907 After tonight, I don't know how I'll ever be able to face my friends again. 109 00:09:11,157 --> 00:09:13,910 Just pretend they're a mirror. 110 00:09:14,160 --> 00:09:15,996 You're so funny, honey. 111 00:09:16,246 --> 00:09:19,249 I'll just confess to them that I'm married to a moron. 112 00:09:19,499 --> 00:09:22,627 That way they'll feel sorry for me, then they'll forgive me. 113 00:09:22,877 --> 00:09:26,006 Well, this moron built you this fabulous life. 114 00:09:26,256 --> 00:09:29,634 Oh, that again. Oh, I forgot. That's right, honey. 115 00:09:29,884 --> 00:09:32,887 You did everything and I did nothing. 116 00:09:33,138 --> 00:09:37,434 Well, I have developed 16 commercial properties in the last five years, 117 00:09:37,684 --> 00:09:40,186 including Euro-Alcatraz. 118 00:09:40,437 --> 00:09:44,566 Hm. I'm sorry. Did you say "Euro-Alcatraz"? 119 00:09:44,816 --> 00:09:48,320 Vacation in the Big House. 120 00:09:49,404 --> 00:09:51,531 - Say, did you hear that? - What? 121 00:09:51,781 --> 00:09:55,285 The sound of an entire continent laughing at you. 122 00:09:55,535 --> 00:09:59,289 Ouch. Caroline, refresh my memory, will you, please? 123 00:09:59,539 --> 00:10:02,334 What exactly have you done in the past five years? 124 00:10:02,584 --> 00:10:04,252 Wait a minute. I know. 125 00:10:04,502 --> 00:10:07,172 You've done Bloomingdale's. You've done lunch. 126 00:10:07,422 --> 00:10:10,425 You've done chemical peels. You've done collagen. 127 00:10:10,675 --> 00:10:13,678 You've done liposuction. 128 00:10:13,928 --> 00:10:17,682 - Wow. - You poor, deluded little monkey. 129 00:10:17,932 --> 00:10:21,311 Who do you think brought you to these people, huh? 130 00:10:21,561 --> 00:10:23,897 Without me, Brad, you would be nothing. 131 00:10:29,235 --> 00:10:30,195 I beg your pardon, 132 00:10:30,445 --> 00:10:33,865 but I had a very successful real estate career before I ever met you. 133 00:10:34,115 --> 00:10:36,076 Oh, really. 134 00:10:36,326 --> 00:10:40,538 So you consider leasing parking spaces a real estate career? 135 00:10:40,789 --> 00:10:44,876 Well, here's a newsflash. I took you from K-Mart to Tiffany's. 136 00:10:45,126 --> 00:10:47,712 - I invented you. - OK. 137 00:10:47,963 --> 00:10:51,007 Then I guess you have no one else to blame but yourself. 138 00:10:51,257 --> 00:10:52,759 That's... 139 00:10:53,009 --> 00:10:55,011 I guess not. 140 00:10:57,597 --> 00:10:59,557 Good night. 141 00:11:09,067 --> 00:11:12,070 Brad, darling, here's a thought. 142 00:11:12,320 --> 00:11:16,658 Since you're so good with fire, why not set up a barbecue barrel on 42nd 143 00:11:16,908 --> 00:11:19,369 and sell flame-broiled pigeons? 144 00:11:19,619 --> 00:11:22,580 Or you should write a cookbook. How To Roast Your Own Nuts. 145 00:11:22,831 --> 00:11:24,916 What do you think, Brad? 146 00:11:26,543 --> 00:11:29,546 You know what I think? I think I'm tired of busting my ass 147 00:11:29,796 --> 00:11:33,925 while you sit on your ever-widening one, criticizing everything I do. 148 00:11:34,175 --> 00:11:39,389 I spent the last six months busting this ever-widening ass, and for what? 149 00:11:39,639 --> 00:11:44,436 So you could turn our anniversary into a carny sideshow to promote a lame idea? 150 00:11:44,686 --> 00:11:47,856 All right, Caroline. What is this really about? 151 00:11:48,106 --> 00:11:52,027 Nothing, Brad. Just another thrilling Saturday night at the Sextons'. 152 00:11:52,986 --> 00:11:55,739 Are you so pissed off about the incident at the party? 153 00:11:55,989 --> 00:11:59,326 No. I am pissed because if I had just stayed in fashion design 154 00:11:59,576 --> 00:12:01,244 instead of wasting my time on you, 155 00:12:01,494 --> 00:12:03,872 I would probably have my own collection by now. 156 00:12:04,122 --> 00:12:08,209 Ah. So instead, you're collecting everyone else's collection. 157 00:12:08,460 --> 00:12:11,004 Hm. Don't you get it? 158 00:12:11,254 --> 00:12:13,214 I gave it up to help you. 159 00:12:13,465 --> 00:12:17,260 You gave it up because you were afraid you might have to finish something. 160 00:12:23,308 --> 00:12:26,561 - I'm tired. - Then go to bed. 161 00:12:26,811 --> 00:12:28,938 No. Of this. 162 00:12:30,649 --> 00:12:33,526 What used to work in this marriage doesn't work anymore. 163 00:12:33,777 --> 00:12:36,446 Oh, God, here it comes. The divorce talk again. 164 00:12:36,696 --> 00:12:38,823 We're wasting our time. What's the point? 165 00:12:39,074 --> 00:12:41,910 lf you want out, just say the word. 166 00:12:43,036 --> 00:12:44,162 Out. 167 00:12:45,413 --> 00:12:47,916 - What? - Out. 168 00:12:48,166 --> 00:12:50,502 - You want a divorce? - I need a divorce. 169 00:12:50,752 --> 00:12:52,420 - You got it. - Good. 170 00:12:52,671 --> 00:12:54,714 - We'll split everything. - Split what? 171 00:12:54,965 --> 00:12:57,634 We don't own any of this shit. All we have is debt. 172 00:12:57,842 --> 00:12:59,844 I'd be glad to split that fifty-fifty. 173 00:13:00,095 --> 00:13:02,514 Fifty-fifty? Not on your life. 174 00:13:02,764 --> 00:13:06,393 - Then it'll get ugly. - Good. I can do ugly. 175 00:13:06,643 --> 00:13:08,979 I've done you for the last ten years. 176 00:13:10,397 --> 00:13:13,400 As memory serves, you stopped doing me after six and a half. 177 00:13:13,650 --> 00:13:16,111 - Happy anniversary, honey. - Fuck off! 178 00:13:16,361 --> 00:13:17,529 OK. 179 00:13:31,126 --> 00:13:35,088 Holy smoke. Why did l ever get mixed up with you? 180 00:13:35,338 --> 00:13:38,591 You're becoming awfully disagreeable lately. 181 00:13:38,842 --> 00:13:41,344 You snap my head off every time l open my mouth. 182 00:13:41,594 --> 00:13:45,598 If being with me ils so dilstasteful to you, you can leave. 183 00:13:45,849 --> 00:13:48,727 You can leave any time you see fit. 184 00:13:48,977 --> 00:13:50,979 Nobody is holding you here. 185 00:13:53,106 --> 00:13:55,191 I can get along. 186 00:14:14,878 --> 00:14:16,671 - Morning, guys. - Mr Sexton. 187 00:14:19,174 --> 00:14:21,051 Morning, Penny. Well, did it come? 188 00:14:21,301 --> 00:14:23,595 Just arrived. All fixed. 189 00:14:23,845 --> 00:14:26,431 - That'll be $96. - I'll owe you, OK? 190 00:14:26,681 --> 00:14:28,933 I can't. Not this time. 191 00:14:29,184 --> 00:14:32,020 And I'll need cash. 192 00:14:32,270 --> 00:14:34,814 - Really? - Really. 193 00:14:36,107 --> 00:14:40,487 OK. I'll go to the bank today. You'll get your cash. 194 00:14:40,737 --> 00:14:45,325 - Have I shown you the back of this? - Yes, you've shown it to me many times. 195 00:14:45,575 --> 00:14:48,703 - Oh, your new chair is here. - ls it? 196 00:14:51,581 --> 00:14:55,627 - Oh, Bob. - Uh... B-B-Brad. Brad. What... 197 00:14:55,877 --> 00:14:59,339 - Where are you going with all that? - Nowhere. This is nothing. 198 00:14:59,589 --> 00:15:02,425 - I am going some place... - Put a hold on it. 199 00:15:02,676 --> 00:15:05,553 - I want to talk to you. - I would love to but... 200 00:15:05,804 --> 00:15:07,931 Bob. 201 00:15:14,312 --> 00:15:16,731 - I've got your number. - Huh? 202 00:15:19,859 --> 00:15:22,904 - Number, please. - New satellite phone. From Osaka. Huh? 203 00:15:23,196 --> 00:15:25,949 Got your number. This will pick up a signal anywhere. 204 00:15:26,199 --> 00:15:28,201 - That's great but I gotta go. - Wait! 205 00:15:28,451 --> 00:15:31,538 I got one more thing to show you. Please. Just take a minute. 206 00:15:31,788 --> 00:15:34,207 Oh, by the way. How did that IRS thing come out? 207 00:15:34,457 --> 00:15:38,169 - Are we gonna survive? - Uh... sure. I took care of everything. 208 00:15:38,420 --> 00:15:40,672 That's what I want to hear. 209 00:15:43,717 --> 00:15:47,512 What do you think? The Shiatsu 2000 Massage Experience. 210 00:15:47,762 --> 00:15:50,265 - That's fantastic. I gotta go. - Wait a minute! 211 00:15:50,515 --> 00:15:52,767 Come on, Bob. Look at this. Oh, feeling good. 212 00:15:53,018 --> 00:15:55,603 I got the manicure-pedicure option, 213 00:15:55,854 --> 00:15:59,441 and I can sit here while I'm getting my back rubbed and get a facial too. 214 00:15:59,691 --> 00:16:03,403 - What do you think? - You're spending development money 215 00:16:03,653 --> 00:16:04,988 on stupid toys. 216 00:16:05,238 --> 00:16:08,617 These are not stupid toys. These are business tools. 217 00:16:10,118 --> 00:16:12,162 I write all this stuff off. 218 00:16:14,122 --> 00:16:16,625 Yeah, that's what I do. I could do a lot more. 219 00:16:16,875 --> 00:16:20,712 I got a working knowledge of every inch of this place. I got... I got... 220 00:16:20,962 --> 00:16:23,673 I gotta go. I'm, I'm really late. 221 00:16:23,923 --> 00:16:28,345 I'll walk out with you. There's something else I should tell you. 222 00:16:28,595 --> 00:16:30,305 Great. 223 00:16:33,808 --> 00:16:35,685 Come on, come on! 224 00:16:40,148 --> 00:16:42,651 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 225 00:16:43,401 --> 00:16:46,863 Well, Caroline and l have decided to call it quits. 226 00:16:48,823 --> 00:16:52,160 Gee, that's too bad. Sorry to hear that you two are splitting. 227 00:16:55,246 --> 00:16:57,207 Did he say "splitting"? 228 00:17:00,627 --> 00:17:03,922 Miss. IRS Field Agent Hall. Where did Mr Sexton go? 229 00:17:04,172 --> 00:17:06,633 Well, he better be going to the bank. 230 00:17:07,759 --> 00:17:09,386 Bank? 231 00:17:09,636 --> 00:17:11,638 The bank. He's running. 232 00:17:11,888 --> 00:17:13,974 Get backup. Have them meet me there. Move. 233 00:17:15,892 --> 00:17:19,396 He did my first two divorces, and if I ever get married again, 234 00:17:19,646 --> 00:17:20,730 he'll do my third. 235 00:17:20,981 --> 00:17:23,275 - Brad won't know what hit him. - Coh. 236 00:17:23,525 --> 00:17:26,194 You're so lucky not to have a pre-nup. 237 00:17:26,444 --> 00:17:29,155 We didn't have anything. There was nothing to nup. 238 00:17:29,406 --> 00:17:32,867 - Oh. You're gonna get it all. - Uh. That's mine. 239 00:17:33,118 --> 00:17:36,204 You got it last time. 240 00:18:12,907 --> 00:18:15,785 No, no, no, no, no. 241 00:18:16,828 --> 00:18:18,788 Hey! Hey! 242 00:18:19,039 --> 00:18:20,749 I don't have time for this! 243 00:18:22,083 --> 00:18:23,710 Son of a... 244 00:18:25,545 --> 00:18:26,463 Oh! 245 00:18:30,675 --> 00:18:33,845 Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. 246 00:18:34,095 --> 00:18:36,514 This is where the fun begins. 247 00:18:36,765 --> 00:18:39,100 - Who the hell are you? - lnspector Lester. 248 00:18:39,351 --> 00:18:41,853 I'm here to bring in the suspect. 249 00:18:42,103 --> 00:18:46,942 lnspector Derek Lester? Wow. Sir, I heard about you at the Academy. 250 00:18:47,192 --> 00:18:49,152 I'm sure you did, son. 251 00:18:49,402 --> 00:18:53,615 Whoa. Look, sir. Hey, I know I may be a little new at this 252 00:18:53,865 --> 00:18:56,618 but we don't shoot people for cheating on their taxes. 253 00:18:56,868 --> 00:18:59,245 Oh. You're right. 254 00:19:00,705 --> 00:19:02,832 You are new at this. 255 00:19:05,710 --> 00:19:07,295 My accounts are frozen? 256 00:19:07,545 --> 00:19:09,965 It means you can't touch them. 257 00:19:10,215 --> 00:19:13,510 I know what you mean. Who froze them? 258 00:19:14,594 --> 00:19:16,680 That information is confidential. 259 00:19:16,930 --> 00:19:18,556 Really. 260 00:19:19,975 --> 00:19:20,934 Caroline. 261 00:19:22,435 --> 00:19:26,022 Huh. Excuse me, sweetheart, but this card has no limit. 262 00:19:26,272 --> 00:19:28,441 I'm sorry to say... it does. 263 00:19:28,692 --> 00:19:31,903 Huh. I knew he was too good to be true. 264 00:19:32,153 --> 00:19:34,614 Let the games begin. 265 00:19:35,865 --> 00:19:37,325 That bastard. 266 00:19:37,659 --> 00:19:39,869 That bitch. 267 00:19:51,923 --> 00:19:53,508 Jesus. 268 00:19:55,885 --> 00:19:57,846 - Bob Lachman. - Ah, Bob. Brad. 269 00:19:58,096 --> 00:19:59,014 Oh, Brad. 270 00:19:59,264 --> 00:20:03,893 Listen. Somehow, Caroline has managed to freeze all of my accounts. 271 00:20:04,144 --> 00:20:06,229 Caroline? Are you sure? 272 00:20:06,479 --> 00:20:08,732 Well, who the hell else would it be? 273 00:20:08,982 --> 00:20:12,277 Well, you know there was that little IRS audit thing? 274 00:20:12,527 --> 00:20:15,905 I left out a few little details. 275 00:20:16,156 --> 00:20:18,533 What sort of little details? 276 00:20:21,786 --> 00:20:23,663 Five million dollars?! 277 00:20:30,170 --> 00:20:32,714 Bob, what did you do? 278 00:20:32,964 --> 00:20:36,593 Oh, well, a lot of little things over a long period of time. 279 00:20:36,843 --> 00:20:38,970 lf it's about money, I'll give you a raise. 280 00:20:39,220 --> 00:20:41,640 Brad, I am insuIt ed. 281 00:20:41,890 --> 00:20:44,476 This isn't about money. It's about respect. 282 00:20:44,726 --> 00:20:46,895 It's about friendship. 283 00:20:47,145 --> 00:20:48,980 Only kidding. It's about the money. 284 00:20:49,230 --> 00:20:50,899 Bob, you need help. 285 00:20:51,149 --> 00:20:53,485 I know, I know. I'm a sick man. I am sick. 286 00:20:53,735 --> 00:20:57,656 But the good news is, now I can afford to get the help I deserve. 287 00:20:59,199 --> 00:21:00,909 Oh, one more piece of advice. 288 00:21:01,159 --> 00:21:05,080 lf I were you, I would leave town. I think they're going to arrest you. 289 00:21:05,330 --> 00:21:06,831 Arrest me? Why? 290 00:21:07,082 --> 00:21:11,836 Because, you know, it's not my name on those returns, sluggo. It's yours. 291 00:21:12,087 --> 00:21:13,964 Have a nice day. 292 00:21:14,214 --> 00:21:15,966 Kennedy. 293 00:21:16,216 --> 00:21:18,259 Bob. Bob. Bob, Bob, Bob! 294 00:21:18,510 --> 00:21:20,261 Shit! 295 00:21:20,512 --> 00:21:23,348 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 296 00:21:23,598 --> 00:21:26,810 Hey, hey, hey! Come on! 297 00:21:27,060 --> 00:21:29,270 He's making his move. Let's go. 298 00:21:29,521 --> 00:21:31,481 Come on! You're scratching it! 299 00:21:33,233 --> 00:21:36,027 Come on! Oh! 300 00:21:39,239 --> 00:21:41,491 I don't believe this! 301 00:22:08,059 --> 00:22:09,769 Gun! 302 00:22:16,693 --> 00:22:18,069 Shit! 303 00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:20,238 Hold it! IRS! 304 00:22:22,282 --> 00:22:24,534 IRS? 305 00:22:25,493 --> 00:22:27,245 This is bullshit. 306 00:22:27,495 --> 00:22:30,165 - I can't believe you just shot at him! - He had a gun! 307 00:22:30,373 --> 00:22:32,417 He had a phone! 308 00:22:33,835 --> 00:22:38,423 Let's hope this discourages future violations of the tax code. Get the car. 309 00:22:41,843 --> 00:22:44,220 Hold it! 310 00:22:46,014 --> 00:22:47,891 Run, Sexton! 311 00:22:48,975 --> 00:22:50,769 You're making my day! 312 00:22:59,152 --> 00:23:00,820 Oheater! 313 00:23:02,072 --> 00:23:04,199 Run, Sexton! 314 00:23:04,449 --> 00:23:06,660 He's a cheater! 315 00:23:08,995 --> 00:23:10,872 Watch out. Excuse me. Watch out. 316 00:23:11,122 --> 00:23:13,041 Look out, look out, look out, please! 317 00:23:20,632 --> 00:23:22,717 Go, go, go, go! 318 00:23:22,968 --> 00:23:24,219 Go! 319 00:23:28,306 --> 00:23:31,142 Hey, Malik. Let's go, let's go! Come on. 320 00:23:31,393 --> 00:23:33,645 Smarten up, snapperhead. I'm off duty! 321 00:23:41,736 --> 00:23:44,281 My car! 322 00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:46,491 - Sir! - Move over! 323 00:23:46,741 --> 00:23:48,243 - What? - Get over! 324 00:23:48,493 --> 00:23:52,497 Are you gonna chase him? Reckless pursuits are against our arrest policy! 325 00:23:52,747 --> 00:23:54,833 So is defrauding the government, son. 326 00:23:55,083 --> 00:23:56,084 Wait, wait, wait! 327 00:24:01,089 --> 00:24:02,632 I don't believe this! 328 00:24:06,428 --> 00:24:07,762 This guy's nuts! 329 00:24:12,058 --> 00:24:14,227 When I was your age, none of this was here. 330 00:24:14,477 --> 00:24:15,395 Sir! 331 00:24:21,026 --> 00:24:24,946 - You can't drive, can you? - Well, I don't have a licence. 332 00:24:25,196 --> 00:24:26,489 Got you. 333 00:24:36,082 --> 00:24:37,667 Ah. 334 00:24:41,963 --> 00:24:43,506 Wait here. 335 00:24:54,351 --> 00:24:56,645 Columbus and 69th. 336 00:24:57,562 --> 00:25:00,231 This just keeps getting better and better. 337 00:25:00,482 --> 00:25:03,360 Brad? What are you doing driving a cab? 338 00:25:03,610 --> 00:25:05,654 I thought we could use the extra money. 339 00:25:05,904 --> 00:25:08,281 And why did you cancel my credit cards? 340 00:25:08,531 --> 00:25:10,408 I didn't... 341 00:25:11,242 --> 00:25:12,994 Hold on. 342 00:25:21,962 --> 00:25:23,797 Hold on, son. 343 00:25:28,677 --> 00:25:32,597 Excuse me, do you think you could turn the corner without wrecking my hair? 344 00:25:32,847 --> 00:25:36,142 You might want to put your seatbeIt on. 345 00:25:47,487 --> 00:25:49,322 Oh, great. 346 00:25:49,572 --> 00:25:51,825 Now the cops are chasing me. 347 00:25:54,786 --> 00:25:57,038 How on earth can you owe that much money? 348 00:25:57,289 --> 00:26:00,292 I don't know. But I don't owe it. We owe it. You and l. 349 00:26:00,542 --> 00:26:04,296 Oh, yeah? Maybe if I testify against you, they'll give me immunity. 350 00:26:04,546 --> 00:26:08,216 Fortunately, they don't allow wives to testify against their husbands. 351 00:26:08,466 --> 00:26:10,010 How about ex-wives? 352 00:26:45,253 --> 00:26:47,130 It's OK, fellas. IRS. 353 00:26:53,303 --> 00:26:55,180 Well, that worked well. 354 00:27:12,030 --> 00:27:15,116 You don't have a clue where you're going, do you? 355 00:27:15,367 --> 00:27:18,870 No. But we can't go back to the city till I've figured this out. 356 00:27:19,120 --> 00:27:21,873 You know, if you had a brain, which you clearly don't, 357 00:27:22,123 --> 00:27:25,085 you would have spoken to your attorney back in New York. 358 00:27:25,335 --> 00:27:28,004 Hey, I was being chased around by a guy with a big gun. 359 00:27:28,254 --> 00:27:30,632 I didn't have time to shoot the shit with Phil. 360 00:27:30,882 --> 00:27:33,593 No, but you had time to steaI a cab, didn't you, Brad? 361 00:27:33,843 --> 00:27:37,180 I'm sorry I didn't find the time to lift a limo for you. 362 00:27:37,430 --> 00:27:39,724 I don't get it. Leona cheated on her taxes 363 00:27:39,975 --> 00:27:42,060 and she didn't get a bullet in her head. 364 00:27:42,310 --> 00:27:46,564 No. Just a cell mate named Wanda poking her with a toilet brush. 365 00:27:46,815 --> 00:27:50,235 I can't believe we are fleeing the city like a couple of fugitives. 366 00:27:50,485 --> 00:27:53,321 - That's what criminals do. - I'm not a criminal, Brad! 367 00:27:55,573 --> 00:27:58,535 Your name was right next to my name on that tax return. 368 00:27:58,785 --> 00:28:02,372 So as far as the government is concerned, we are both criminals. 369 00:28:02,622 --> 00:28:04,374 Shut... Argh! 370 00:28:05,333 --> 00:28:07,335 Brad, look out! 371 00:28:10,255 --> 00:28:11,589 Whoa! 372 00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:13,341 Oh, no! 373 00:28:16,136 --> 00:28:19,639 Shit! 374 00:28:31,359 --> 00:28:34,654 - Are you all right? - No, I'm not all right, you idiot! 375 00:28:34,904 --> 00:28:37,365 We gotta get out. The cab is sinking. 376 00:28:37,616 --> 00:28:41,703 Move out of my way. I'll do it myself. 377 00:28:41,953 --> 00:28:43,580 I'm drowning! 378 00:28:43,830 --> 00:28:46,708 Oh, Brad, please don't let me die! 379 00:28:46,958 --> 00:28:48,752 Caroline. Caroline! Stand up. 380 00:28:49,002 --> 00:28:51,171 What? 381 00:28:51,421 --> 00:28:52,797 Oh. 382 00:28:53,048 --> 00:28:55,508 - Come with me. - Don't touch me. 383 00:29:01,973 --> 00:29:05,393 This is insane. We've been walking for hours. 384 00:29:05,644 --> 00:29:09,898 It is so obvious that there are no signs of human life out here. 385 00:29:10,148 --> 00:29:12,651 What do you suggest we do, Mr Spock? 386 00:29:12,901 --> 00:29:15,779 I don't have time for your stupid jokes, Brad. 387 00:29:16,029 --> 00:29:20,241 Let's just get off the road, we'll rest and I'll call Phil in the morning. 388 00:29:20,492 --> 00:29:22,786 Are you suggesting we spend the night out here? 389 00:29:23,036 --> 00:29:23,912 Yes. 390 00:29:24,162 --> 00:29:26,998 Maybe you want to play Davy Crockett, but I don't camp. 391 00:29:27,248 --> 00:29:30,794 Oh, you don't need to. Look, there's a Ritz-CarIt on. 392 00:29:31,044 --> 00:29:33,630 - You're such a jerk. - Come on. 393 00:29:34,506 --> 00:29:36,675 Caroline, come on. 394 00:29:36,925 --> 00:29:39,386 Wait for me. 395 00:29:40,929 --> 00:29:43,598 - Let go of me, please. - No. I don't want to fall down. 396 00:29:43,848 --> 00:29:46,101 Can you be a gentleman for once in your life? 397 00:29:47,519 --> 00:29:50,522 Here's the deal. Just sit down here and lean against a tree. 398 00:29:50,772 --> 00:29:52,274 How hard can that be? 399 00:29:52,524 --> 00:29:55,026 Are you sure they won't attack us in the night? 400 00:29:55,277 --> 00:29:57,362 They're cows! 401 00:29:57,612 --> 00:30:00,615 They only attack when they're irritated by whining. 402 00:30:00,865 --> 00:30:02,242 Ouch! 403 00:30:02,492 --> 00:30:06,496 I don't have to sleep by you. I'm taking the other side of this tree. 404 00:30:06,746 --> 00:30:09,082 - Whatever makes you comfy. - Fine. 405 00:30:15,088 --> 00:30:17,924 Hm. It's actually soft over here. 406 00:30:18,174 --> 00:30:20,552 Probably because you're sitting in cow dung. 407 00:30:20,802 --> 00:30:22,470 Excuse me? 408 00:30:22,721 --> 00:30:26,850 I said, "My, oh, my, is that cow hung." 409 00:30:27,100 --> 00:30:29,352 You're such a pervert. 410 00:31:06,473 --> 00:31:09,225 - Brad! Brad! - What? 411 00:31:09,476 --> 00:31:12,270 Quiet! Those cows will jump on you. 412 00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:14,773 They will? 413 00:31:15,023 --> 00:31:18,610 - Stay there. I'll be right back. - What do you mean, stay here? 414 00:31:22,072 --> 00:31:25,700 I have cow poop on me! 415 00:31:44,427 --> 00:31:45,595 Not lately. 416 00:32:00,068 --> 00:32:02,153 Ah. 417 00:32:02,404 --> 00:32:04,948 I come in peace. 418 00:32:05,198 --> 00:32:10,203 I just need to use the telephone. 419 00:32:13,832 --> 00:32:16,209 Thank you. 420 00:32:19,713 --> 00:32:21,840 Bastard knew that was cowshit. 421 00:32:23,133 --> 00:32:25,719 Dreadlocks! 422 00:32:27,512 --> 00:32:30,056 Look at me! 423 00:32:30,307 --> 00:32:32,434 Oh! Look at me! 424 00:32:32,684 --> 00:32:35,937 Congratulations, Brad. You made the front page of the Post. 425 00:32:36,187 --> 00:32:39,024 Liz Smith, photos, the whole shmear. 426 00:32:39,274 --> 00:32:41,318 You're in a little bit of trouble. 427 00:32:41,568 --> 00:32:44,070 This is not a little bit of trouble, Phil. 428 00:32:44,321 --> 00:32:46,698 I've been chased and shot at like a wild animal. 429 00:32:46,948 --> 00:32:50,201 What I want you to do is wire me some cash, some dough-re-mi, pal. 430 00:32:50,452 --> 00:32:52,746 - I need a place to stay. - No can do, my friend. 431 00:32:52,996 --> 00:32:55,915 - That'd be abetting a felon. - You abet felons every day. 432 00:32:56,166 --> 00:32:59,961 - You play racquetball with them. - You know I would love to help you. 433 00:33:00,211 --> 00:33:04,090 Call Lachman. Find him. He's the one responsible for this mess. 434 00:33:04,341 --> 00:33:06,176 Let me get him. I'll put you on hold. 435 00:33:06,426 --> 00:33:08,553 Don't put me on... Shit. 436 00:33:10,889 --> 00:33:13,224 The cousins will be moving here soon enough. 437 00:33:13,475 --> 00:33:14,893 They're from Missouri. 438 00:33:15,143 --> 00:33:18,688 - Brad, you still there? - Yeah. Where else would I go, Phil? 439 00:33:18,938 --> 00:33:21,483 Our friend Bob's phone has been disconnected. 440 00:33:21,733 --> 00:33:24,402 What? That dirty son of a... 441 00:33:24,653 --> 00:33:28,239 Calm down. Both of you lie low. Let me survey the landscape. 442 00:33:28,490 --> 00:33:31,242 - Oheck back with me in a day or two. - Or two? 443 00:33:31,493 --> 00:33:34,496 Tax fraud, resisting arrest, grand theft auto. 444 00:33:34,746 --> 00:33:38,249 - What were you thinking? - I was thinking about saving my ass. 445 00:33:40,502 --> 00:33:43,213 Because that donkey's been in the family for years. 446 00:33:43,463 --> 00:33:46,967 We couldn't live without it. Save it at any cost. Thanks. Bye. 447 00:33:49,260 --> 00:33:50,929 I just love that donkey. 448 00:33:56,476 --> 00:33:58,228 Ow! 449 00:34:00,438 --> 00:34:02,315 Will they make it for planting? 450 00:34:02,565 --> 00:34:05,277 Hard to say. Could be a month. Maybe two. 451 00:34:05,527 --> 00:34:07,737 Well, too bad for Samuel, eh? 452 00:34:07,988 --> 00:34:10,699 Well, you have everything? Ja? Good. 453 00:34:10,949 --> 00:34:13,243 - God be with you. - Thank you for your help. 454 00:34:13,493 --> 00:34:15,745 - My pleasure. - Maybe you'll come and see us. 455 00:34:15,996 --> 00:34:18,081 Maybe. 456 00:34:23,044 --> 00:34:25,588 The reaI cousins won't be here for a month. 457 00:34:25,839 --> 00:34:27,757 We're not gonna get away with it. 458 00:34:28,008 --> 00:34:31,011 Two nights tops, till I get Phil to pull some strings for us. 459 00:34:31,261 --> 00:34:34,639 It'll work, but you might wanna tuck those bad boys in. 460 00:34:34,889 --> 00:34:37,267 You look like a Shakespearean whore. 461 00:34:37,517 --> 00:34:40,854 These bad boys cost me $14,000. I'm not tucking them in. 462 00:34:41,104 --> 00:34:43,690 These people... 14 grand for the set? 463 00:34:43,940 --> 00:34:46,318 - I can't look this good for free. - Yeah. 464 00:34:46,568 --> 00:34:50,822 Fine. lf you paid a little bit more attention to our finances, 465 00:34:51,072 --> 00:34:53,408 maybe we wouldn't even be in this mess. 466 00:34:53,658 --> 00:34:56,244 That's it. Yoder. 467 00:34:56,494 --> 00:34:59,581 - They've all said Yoder. - This is it. It's gotta be. 468 00:34:59,831 --> 00:35:02,834 So picturesque. It's almost surreal. Look at this. 469 00:35:03,084 --> 00:35:05,879 I can almost imagine Planet Amishwood. 470 00:35:06,129 --> 00:35:09,549 Oh, shut up, Brad! I just want to get this sham over with. 471 00:35:09,799 --> 00:35:12,135 All I want is a hot bath and cosy bed. 472 00:35:12,385 --> 00:35:13,928 OK. Here's the deal. 473 00:35:14,179 --> 00:35:17,307 Follow my lead. I know all we need to know about being Amish. 474 00:35:17,557 --> 00:35:20,310 - Since when? - Since I saw Witness. 475 00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:22,604 Tiffany earrings? Dead giveaway. 476 00:35:22,854 --> 00:35:26,149 - No! - And the lipstick. 477 00:35:26,399 --> 00:35:29,069 - What? All of it? - Use my sleeve. Come on. 478 00:35:30,612 --> 00:35:33,740 Guess what, Brad. I saw Witness too. 479 00:35:33,990 --> 00:35:35,951 And they didn't wear Armani shades. 480 00:35:41,706 --> 00:35:44,709 The rings. Amish don't wear wedding rings. 481 00:35:50,715 --> 00:35:52,717 OK. Fine. Take 'em. 482 00:35:53,969 --> 00:35:57,430 I wasn't planning on wearing 'em very much longer anyway. 483 00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:02,394 OK. All we gotta do is pretend to be people that we're not 484 00:36:02,644 --> 00:36:07,607 to fool people we don't know in a situation we've never been in. 485 00:36:07,857 --> 00:36:09,985 We're from New York. How hard can it be? 486 00:36:11,444 --> 00:36:13,154 Let's go. 487 00:36:13,405 --> 00:36:15,031 Oh! 488 00:36:16,950 --> 00:36:18,660 Caroline, come on. 489 00:36:23,290 --> 00:36:25,583 God, you look like an idiot in that suit. 490 00:37:11,296 --> 00:37:12,922 Buzz off, Lassie. 491 00:37:13,173 --> 00:37:14,966 Samson! Down! 492 00:37:18,553 --> 00:37:20,764 - Mr Yoder? - Ja? 493 00:37:21,014 --> 00:37:23,099 - How may we help you? - We're the cousins. 494 00:37:24,059 --> 00:37:25,602 - Cousins? - Your cousins. 495 00:37:25,852 --> 00:37:27,729 - Your kin. - From Missouri. 496 00:37:29,939 --> 00:37:31,858 - Emma? - Emma? 497 00:37:32,108 --> 00:37:33,777 - Jacob? - Jacob. 498 00:37:34,027 --> 00:37:36,279 - Jacob and Emma. - Yoder. 499 00:37:37,322 --> 00:37:40,367 We weren't expecting you for months. 500 00:37:40,617 --> 00:37:42,994 Surprise! 501 00:37:43,244 --> 00:37:45,914 - What happened to you? - It's hard to say. 502 00:37:46,122 --> 00:37:53,338 Um... we had a... carriage accident up by the pond. About six miles back. 503 00:37:53,672 --> 00:37:54,881 Danker's pond. 504 00:37:55,131 --> 00:37:58,760 - The horse. I looked one way. He saw... - Snakes. 505 00:37:59,010 --> 00:38:01,054 And spooked him. And he... 506 00:38:01,304 --> 00:38:02,555 ...tore off. - Drowned. 507 00:38:02,806 --> 00:38:05,266 Tore off and drowned, and the carriage flipped. 508 00:38:05,517 --> 00:38:08,979 There are pieces of the carriage. It's been in the family for years. 509 00:38:10,981 --> 00:38:13,400 Ohildren, this is our cousins, Jacob and Emma. 510 00:38:13,650 --> 00:38:16,236 - Yoder. - Our eldest, Rebecca. 511 00:38:16,486 --> 00:38:19,990 Anna. Sam Jr. Sammy. 512 00:38:20,240 --> 00:38:23,326 Um... would you think it rude or unkind 513 00:38:23,576 --> 00:38:26,288 if maybe I went in and just washed up a little? 514 00:38:26,538 --> 00:38:28,540 Of course. Please. Come this way. 515 00:38:28,790 --> 00:38:30,458 Hey, thank you, boys. 516 00:38:30,709 --> 00:38:32,919 It's sure good to be here. 517 00:38:41,177 --> 00:38:42,762 Here we go. 518 00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:50,103 Everything you need, you'll find in the dresser. 519 00:38:50,353 --> 00:38:54,441 Blankets. Some clothes that fit. 520 00:38:54,691 --> 00:38:56,985 And the outhouse is right out the back. 521 00:38:59,112 --> 00:39:01,823 I'm sure you want a few minutes to pray before dinner. 522 00:39:02,073 --> 00:39:05,201 Grandma Yoder is preparing one of her special meals. 523 00:39:05,452 --> 00:39:08,705 You know, this is so swell. And your phone is... 524 00:39:08,955 --> 00:39:12,292 My, you must come from a liberal Ordnung. 525 00:39:12,542 --> 00:39:15,337 Yes. A very liberal Ordnung. 526 00:39:15,587 --> 00:39:20,091 Ours is one of the last remaining old order Amish communities in the country. 527 00:39:20,342 --> 00:39:23,762 We still do not receive any electricity or public works. 528 00:39:24,012 --> 00:39:27,599 We like to maintain our purity and independence from the government. 529 00:39:27,849 --> 00:39:29,517 Don't we... all. 530 00:39:29,768 --> 00:39:33,229 We find it best to remain disconnected from the outside world, 531 00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:36,524 for corruption and materialism are so commonplace. 532 00:39:36,775 --> 00:39:38,818 Amen to that, sister. 533 00:39:39,069 --> 00:39:41,237 I'm so relieved you're here, Emma. 534 00:39:41,488 --> 00:39:45,825 This time of year, heaven knows we could really use the extra help. 535 00:39:46,076 --> 00:39:48,036 Welcome. 536 00:39:49,204 --> 00:39:52,123 Extra help? No, no, no! 537 00:39:52,374 --> 00:39:54,042 I can't stay here. 538 00:39:54,292 --> 00:39:57,045 They don't have television. Or even indoor plumbing. 539 00:39:57,295 --> 00:39:59,756 What did you expect? Room service and a Jacuzzi? 540 00:40:00,006 --> 00:40:02,467 - It's this or sleeping on cow pies. - Great. 541 00:40:02,717 --> 00:40:05,011 Cow dung or Ordung. 542 00:40:05,261 --> 00:40:09,057 Ordnung. Ordnung. Learn it! 543 00:40:09,307 --> 00:40:13,979 - Thank God we're from a liberal one. - Thank God. Why is that, Brad? 544 00:40:14,229 --> 00:40:18,733 So when you blow it by acting like Marie Antoinette, 545 00:40:18,984 --> 00:40:20,610 we can blame it on our Ordnung. 546 00:40:20,860 --> 00:40:23,613 Gee, this bed is awfully small. 547 00:40:23,863 --> 00:40:26,616 You know what? You don't need to worry about that. 548 00:40:26,866 --> 00:40:31,037 Because in our Ordnung... the men sleep on the floor. 549 00:40:35,250 --> 00:40:37,043 - What? - I need a smoke! 550 00:41:05,905 --> 00:41:09,284 Good food. Good meat. 551 00:41:09,534 --> 00:41:12,412 Good God, let's eat. 552 00:41:16,875 --> 00:41:18,460 Amen. 553 00:41:18,752 --> 00:41:22,172 - What's wrong, Emma? - I'm just anxious. 554 00:41:22,422 --> 00:41:27,093 - You know how long it's been since... - Emma... is just nervous. 555 00:41:27,344 --> 00:41:30,013 She's a little shy when she's around new people. 556 00:41:31,056 --> 00:41:35,143 Don't be shy, Emma. We're not new people. We're cousins. 557 00:41:35,393 --> 00:41:37,520 - What happened to your beard? - Hm? 558 00:41:37,771 --> 00:41:39,439 Keep to your own, Sammy. 559 00:41:39,689 --> 00:41:44,361 Forgive him, but in our Ordnung, only the unmarried men go without beards. 560 00:41:44,611 --> 00:41:47,864 - ln all Ordnungs. - Sam Jr, don't be prideful. 561 00:41:48,114 --> 00:41:50,825 He has a point. And there's an explanation for it. 562 00:41:51,076 --> 00:41:54,496 A while back in our Ordnung we had a... um... 563 00:41:54,746 --> 00:41:56,081 - Outbreak. - An outbreak. 564 00:41:56,331 --> 00:41:58,208 - It was, um... - Lice. 565 00:41:59,793 --> 00:42:00,794 - Lice? - Mm. 566 00:42:01,044 --> 00:42:05,256 - But it only lasted a very short time. - Minute lice. 567 00:42:11,429 --> 00:42:13,890 Jacob, you must be very anxious to meet Big John. 568 00:42:15,016 --> 00:42:19,062 Of course I am. How is Big John? 569 00:42:19,312 --> 00:42:21,022 Belgians. 570 00:42:22,482 --> 00:42:25,235 I tried your suggestions but he just wouldn't listen. 571 00:42:25,485 --> 00:42:28,822 Do they ever? Belgians are only good for two things. 572 00:42:29,072 --> 00:42:31,366 Waffles and deep dark chocolates. 573 00:42:35,662 --> 00:42:39,708 Grandma, if you don't mind, I'm just gonna go with the salad. 574 00:42:41,626 --> 00:42:46,756 Or better yet, I'll just eat this enormous wiener. 575 00:42:52,971 --> 00:42:55,640 I'm gonna need just a little bit of mustard. 576 00:43:12,782 --> 00:43:15,327 - He's up again. - Who's up again? 577 00:43:15,577 --> 00:43:18,663 Baby Sam, of course. 578 00:43:18,913 --> 00:43:23,001 Oh, yes. Another son of Sam. 579 00:43:23,251 --> 00:43:27,797 I like the name Sam. Not to be confused with Samuel, 580 00:43:28,048 --> 00:43:32,010 Sammy, Sam Jr and, of course, Sam-son. 581 00:43:36,056 --> 00:43:38,642 - Good evening, folks. - Evening, Henner. 582 00:43:43,146 --> 00:43:46,524 Henner, these are our cousins, Jacob and Emma. 583 00:43:46,775 --> 00:43:48,860 Oh, so soon. 584 00:43:49,110 --> 00:43:51,154 That's good, huh? 585 00:43:55,075 --> 00:43:57,202 Guess who's got a boyfriend. 586 00:43:57,452 --> 00:43:59,120 Yeah, well, you go, girl. 587 00:43:59,371 --> 00:44:01,373 "You go, girl"? 588 00:44:01,623 --> 00:44:05,752 Yeah. ln very liberal Ordnungs, 589 00:44:06,002 --> 00:44:08,338 that just means, "He's hot." 590 00:44:10,173 --> 00:44:14,719 - Father? - Oh, ja, you're excused. 591 00:44:14,970 --> 00:44:17,180 You go, girl. 592 00:44:27,941 --> 00:44:30,986 Another brilliant idea by Brad Sexton. 593 00:44:32,112 --> 00:44:36,449 Caroline, get some rest. We'll sleep late. 594 00:44:36,700 --> 00:44:40,787 I'll get to that phone. I'll call Phil. He'll... send a car for us. 595 00:44:42,414 --> 00:44:45,542 You better tell Phil to make it snappy. I don't like it here. 596 00:44:45,792 --> 00:44:48,503 These people are not right! 597 00:44:48,753 --> 00:44:51,047 They're like Children of the Corn. 598 00:44:58,305 --> 00:45:01,808 Oh, finally. Thank God. 599 00:45:06,896 --> 00:45:08,857 Mm. 600 00:45:19,534 --> 00:45:21,494 Morning. 601 00:45:23,246 --> 00:45:25,206 - Who are you? - Come on, Grandpa. 602 00:45:25,457 --> 00:45:29,711 Up you go, lazybones. Thought we'd get the west-40 done before breakfast. 603 00:45:31,421 --> 00:45:34,382 Look at that. It's almost 4.45. We must have overslept. 604 00:45:34,633 --> 00:45:36,801 Emma, Emma, Emma! 605 00:45:37,052 --> 00:45:42,057 - Good morning, Emma. - Good morning, corn child. 606 00:45:45,810 --> 00:45:49,689 This is Molly and this is Mae. 607 00:45:51,358 --> 00:45:53,526 Two good, honest workers. 608 00:45:53,777 --> 00:45:56,821 Though Molly gave me a big scare last week, didn't you, girl? 609 00:45:57,072 --> 00:45:59,491 Have a look at her pastern. 610 00:46:07,457 --> 00:46:11,086 Oh. I see what you mean. 611 00:46:12,295 --> 00:46:14,631 No, her pastern. 612 00:46:18,969 --> 00:46:21,054 I thought you said ass burn. 613 00:46:23,014 --> 00:46:26,935 - Pa, come quick! - Sammy, leave him. 614 00:46:27,185 --> 00:46:30,397 Now, Jacob. Here's where your expertise comes in. 615 00:46:31,523 --> 00:46:32,816 Huh? 616 00:46:34,317 --> 00:46:37,153 Strong bloodlines, perfect conformation. 617 00:46:37,404 --> 00:46:40,073 But he's the most ornery animal I ever owned. 618 00:46:40,282 --> 00:46:42,951 Got him at auction three months ago. 619 00:46:43,201 --> 00:46:46,288 You may be the best horse trainer in Missouri, Jacob, 620 00:46:46,538 --> 00:46:49,332 but even you could have trouble with this one. 621 00:46:49,582 --> 00:46:52,002 Meet... Big John. 622 00:47:12,814 --> 00:47:15,358 Couldn't we just have rice cakes for breakfast? 623 00:47:15,609 --> 00:47:18,403 Emma, these apples are not for breakfast. 624 00:47:18,653 --> 00:47:21,406 They're for the schnitz pies we'll be making. 625 00:47:21,656 --> 00:47:24,743 Oh, yeah. There's nothing like a good schnitz pie. 626 00:47:27,329 --> 00:47:29,205 Emma, do you need some coffee? 627 00:47:29,456 --> 00:47:33,543 Coffee? This is a coffee-drinking Ordnung? 628 00:47:33,793 --> 00:47:36,755 Oh, praise the Lord, sister. 629 00:47:37,005 --> 00:47:39,299 Mm. 630 00:47:43,637 --> 00:47:47,140 Mm. That is the most beautiful quilt I've ever seen. 631 00:47:47,390 --> 00:47:50,226 Look at those colours. It's just so vibrant and bold. 632 00:47:50,477 --> 00:47:53,271 And that stitching is so intricate. 633 00:47:54,481 --> 00:47:56,900 Whoever made this quilt is quite the artist. 634 00:47:57,150 --> 00:48:00,111 Oh, Emma. That is the quilt you made. 635 00:48:00,362 --> 00:48:01,905 Ahem. 636 00:48:02,155 --> 00:48:04,824 Now that I'm looking at it, it's not so swell. 637 00:48:05,033 --> 00:48:08,411 It's flawed. Maybe it's just the way the light was hitting it. 638 00:48:08,662 --> 00:48:12,374 No, no. You truly are gifted with the needle, Emma. 639 00:48:12,624 --> 00:48:14,584 All the women here are so excited 640 00:48:14,834 --> 00:48:18,088 to learn your double-cross wedding ring pattern. 641 00:48:19,798 --> 00:48:22,884 - Beg pardon? - I showed them all your samples. 642 00:48:31,559 --> 00:48:34,312 l'm golng back to the country 643 00:48:34,562 --> 00:48:36,147 l can't pay the rent 644 00:48:36,398 --> 00:48:40,026 No, l'm not completely broke But, brother, l'm badly bent 645 00:48:40,277 --> 00:48:44,281 l can't understand where my money went 646 00:48:44,531 --> 00:48:49,536 Well, l aln't broke But l'm badly bent 647 00:49:02,924 --> 00:49:04,801 When l get back to the country 648 00:49:05,051 --> 00:49:07,345 l'll be llvlng ln a tln 649 00:49:07,595 --> 00:49:10,724 Ma and Pa wlll surely mess about how much money l've spent 650 00:49:10,974 --> 00:49:15,353 Can't understand just where lt went 651 00:49:15,603 --> 00:49:20,442 Well, l aln't broke But l'm badly bent 652 00:49:25,530 --> 00:49:27,782 Back up. 653 00:49:39,753 --> 00:49:43,131 And l don't know just where lt went 654 00:49:44,049 --> 00:49:47,886 Well, l aln't broke But l'm badly bent 655 00:49:48,136 --> 00:49:52,223 Can't understand where my money went 656 00:49:52,474 --> 00:49:58,021 Well, l aln't broke But, brother, l'm badly bent d 657 00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:16,164 Um... hip-hup. 658 00:50:16,414 --> 00:50:19,000 Move it on, Big John. 659 00:50:19,250 --> 00:50:22,587 Come on, now. Go now. We gotta go. We gotta get going. 660 00:50:26,925 --> 00:50:28,927 Easy for you! 661 00:50:30,637 --> 00:50:32,222 Coh! Ow! 662 00:50:32,472 --> 00:50:34,349 Whoa! Whoa! 663 00:50:34,599 --> 00:50:37,185 Whoa, John! John, yo-ho! 664 00:50:37,435 --> 00:50:40,230 John! Whoa, we are ploughing now! 665 00:50:53,576 --> 00:50:55,912 Kissed by the sun today, hey, Cousin Jacob? 666 00:50:56,162 --> 00:50:58,665 Ouch. 667 00:50:58,915 --> 00:51:02,919 Well, I must say we are blessed to have you here for spring planting. 668 00:51:03,169 --> 00:51:07,924 - Another man makes all the difference. - Well, I'm just happy to be here. 669 00:51:08,174 --> 00:51:11,511 Maybe tomorrow Big John will give in to your training techniques 670 00:51:11,761 --> 00:51:15,265 - and you can start on the north-20. - Huh? 671 00:51:15,515 --> 00:51:18,435 - Excited, huh? - Very. 672 00:51:22,814 --> 00:51:26,151 - Are you hungry, Jacob? - As a matter of fact, I am, Emma. 673 00:51:26,401 --> 00:51:28,903 Emma made your very favourite dish. 674 00:51:29,154 --> 00:51:30,280 Mm. 675 00:51:30,530 --> 00:51:36,036 - You don't know how to cook. - Liver, kidney and lung casserole. 676 00:51:42,626 --> 00:51:44,544 Oh. 677 00:51:44,794 --> 00:51:47,839 Oh, look at that. 678 00:51:48,089 --> 00:51:52,385 Eat up, Jacob. You're gonna need your strength tomorrow, honey. 679 00:52:14,574 --> 00:52:16,868 Wow. Lipstick for me? 680 00:52:17,118 --> 00:52:19,120 Oh, honey. 681 00:52:19,371 --> 00:52:21,206 You look beat. 682 00:52:21,456 --> 00:52:24,709 Let me draw you a bath. 683 00:52:27,045 --> 00:52:30,840 - lndigestion? - Don't remember eating that. 684 00:52:31,091 --> 00:52:33,051 Guess what. 685 00:52:34,094 --> 00:52:36,096 Emma doesn't have to cook tomorrow. 686 00:52:37,263 --> 00:52:40,934 Guess what. Jacob may not let her live to see tomorrow. 687 00:52:41,184 --> 00:52:43,979 Do me the favour. Do you know what I did all day long? 688 00:52:44,229 --> 00:52:46,731 I was on my hands and knees scrubbing floors. 689 00:52:46,982 --> 00:52:49,693 What is that? Violins? Can you hear them? 690 00:52:49,943 --> 00:52:52,779 What about me? How about ploughing on a woolly mammoth? 691 00:52:53,029 --> 00:52:55,740 - Seen the size of that horse? - Did you call Phil? 692 00:52:55,991 --> 00:52:58,076 Yes. I used the windmill phone. 693 00:52:58,326 --> 00:53:02,497 - Town is five miles away. - Why don't you make a few more excuses? 694 00:53:02,747 --> 00:53:04,541 I thought we were passing through. 695 00:53:04,791 --> 00:53:08,795 I didn't know I was gonna spend the rest of my life at Yoder State Penitentiary. 696 00:53:09,045 --> 00:53:10,922 - I'll call him tomorrow! - Fine. 697 00:53:21,683 --> 00:53:24,102 I'm exhausted. 698 00:53:40,410 --> 00:53:43,455 Please tell me that's not what I think it is. 699 00:53:43,705 --> 00:53:47,834 - Where do they get the energy? - Must be from those schnitz pies. 700 00:53:49,294 --> 00:53:51,338 Certainly not one of your schnitz pies. 701 00:53:56,509 --> 00:53:59,179 Thank God. They're quick. 702 00:54:02,891 --> 00:54:06,186 Like somebody else I know. 703 00:54:18,031 --> 00:54:20,200 Morning! 704 00:54:22,535 --> 00:54:24,871 Look, it's already quarter to five! 705 00:54:26,414 --> 00:54:28,792 Coh. Wow. 706 00:54:29,042 --> 00:54:32,921 That's a pretty big number. Are you gentlemen sure this is correct? 707 00:54:33,171 --> 00:54:36,800 We do tend to frown on excessive write-offs, sir. 708 00:54:37,050 --> 00:54:40,303 I'd love to help you guys, but I'm completely in the dark here. 709 00:54:41,638 --> 00:54:43,848 Well. Then here's a little light. 710 00:54:44,933 --> 00:54:48,019 lf I find out you're not acting in complete cooperation... 711 00:54:48,269 --> 00:54:51,314 Believe me, I don't need any trouble with the IRS. 712 00:54:51,564 --> 00:54:55,735 You don't know how right you are, Mr Fancy-Desk. 713 00:54:59,030 --> 00:55:01,574 lf you hear from 'em, give us a call. 714 00:55:04,995 --> 00:55:07,038 "Mr Fancy-Desk"? 715 00:55:07,289 --> 00:55:09,332 What an asshole. 716 00:55:09,582 --> 00:55:12,043 Let's get a good, old-fashioned tap on his line. 717 00:55:12,294 --> 00:55:15,505 - Can we do that? - We're the IRS. We do anything we want. 718 00:55:15,755 --> 00:55:18,133 - Sir? - Trust me, son. I know cheaters. 719 00:55:18,383 --> 00:55:21,511 The Sextons are kicking back in some fancy Caribbean resort, 720 00:55:21,761 --> 00:55:24,723 slugging drinks and copulating in unconventional ways. 721 00:55:24,973 --> 00:55:26,891 They're having a great time. 722 00:55:31,021 --> 00:55:33,523 That's it! 723 00:55:39,112 --> 00:55:41,698 Know what I'm thinking about right now, Big John? 724 00:55:41,948 --> 00:55:44,659 Glue. And I'm not talking about white glue. 725 00:55:44,909 --> 00:55:48,288 I'm talking about stick glue. 726 00:55:48,538 --> 00:55:51,541 Gosh, where does glue come from? Anybody? 727 00:55:51,791 --> 00:55:53,918 Your feet! 728 00:55:54,169 --> 00:55:56,838 It's pretty simple, pal. 729 00:55:57,088 --> 00:56:01,968 Be submissive... or be adhesive. 730 00:56:03,637 --> 00:56:07,223 You're a plough horse. There's nothing wrong with that. 731 00:56:07,474 --> 00:56:10,810 Show some self-respect. They're talking about you in the barn. 732 00:56:11,061 --> 00:56:13,480 Molly and Mae. I heard them. 733 00:56:13,730 --> 00:56:15,857 "Coh, that Big John. What a stud." 734 00:56:16,107 --> 00:56:19,444 "High in the rear, and check out his pastern." 735 00:56:20,403 --> 00:56:22,238 Johnny, Johnny, Johnny! 736 00:56:23,239 --> 00:56:26,576 Don't be a failure the rest of your life. No. 737 00:56:27,661 --> 00:56:30,413 Let's till the soil. 738 00:56:33,249 --> 00:56:36,419 I didn't mean to yell. I was venting. 739 00:56:36,670 --> 00:56:38,922 Let it go. Let it go. 740 00:56:42,676 --> 00:56:46,221 All right, Big John. You and me and the dirt. 741 00:56:48,431 --> 00:56:50,433 Hi-dee-ho. Let's go. 742 00:56:58,817 --> 00:57:01,695 Oh, no, honey. Sweetie, go back home. Shoo. Shoo. 743 00:57:03,863 --> 00:57:06,408 Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa. 744 00:57:06,658 --> 00:57:09,035 All right. Caroline! 745 00:57:10,537 --> 00:57:14,165 - I'm ploughing! - Yee-haw, Brad. 746 00:57:14,416 --> 00:57:18,586 Bet these people don't get a chance to see the zig-zag pattern very often. 747 00:57:18,837 --> 00:57:23,174 You know... I think I'm really getting the hang of this. 748 00:57:23,425 --> 00:57:26,261 That's great, Mr Green Jeans. 749 00:57:26,511 --> 00:57:28,513 ls that for me? 750 00:57:30,932 --> 00:57:33,518 - Thank you. - Don't read anything into it. 751 00:57:34,728 --> 00:57:38,064 You said you'd call Phil today, so could you go make the call? 752 00:57:38,315 --> 00:57:41,401 I'm ready to exit the 19th Century. 753 00:57:41,651 --> 00:57:43,945 And could you get me a carton of cigarettes 754 00:57:44,195 --> 00:57:46,364 and some Extra Strength Tylenol? 755 00:57:47,657 --> 00:57:50,201 What? Aren't you going? 756 00:57:50,452 --> 00:57:53,830 I can't go. I promised Samuel I'd plough the rest of this field. 757 00:57:54,080 --> 00:57:56,499 Oh! I have got to get out of here! 758 00:57:56,750 --> 00:57:59,961 They've got me paring and pickling and plucking. 759 00:58:00,211 --> 00:58:03,465 And that annoying little girl follows me everywhere I go. 760 00:58:03,715 --> 00:58:06,301 You know what? Prison couldn't be worse than this. 761 00:58:07,469 --> 00:58:09,512 Would you stop complaining? 762 00:58:09,763 --> 00:58:13,391 Oh, now what? You're taking the horse to town? 763 00:58:13,642 --> 00:58:16,019 No, I think I'll take the subway. 764 00:58:16,269 --> 00:58:19,981 Brad, you cannot ride that thing. 765 00:58:21,524 --> 00:58:25,403 This is not a thing, Caroline. This is a horse. 766 00:58:25,654 --> 00:58:30,617 His name is Big John. And he and l have come to an understanding. 767 00:58:30,867 --> 00:58:32,827 I hope the two of you will be very happy. 768 00:58:33,078 --> 00:58:36,706 - I need some help getting up. - Are you serious? 769 00:58:36,957 --> 00:58:39,209 Could be. 770 00:58:40,669 --> 00:58:43,213 Give me your foot. Jump! 771 00:58:48,802 --> 00:58:51,096 Hey. I'll need my hat. 772 00:58:51,346 --> 00:58:53,181 - Oh. - All right. 773 00:58:55,600 --> 00:58:57,894 All right, Johnny. Let's go to town. 774 00:59:03,066 --> 00:59:06,027 You know where town is? Come on, you're making me look bad. 775 00:59:06,278 --> 00:59:08,446 - Allow me. - What? 776 00:59:10,949 --> 00:59:14,244 Whoa, whoa! Johnny, Johnny! Come on, John. OK. 777 00:59:14,494 --> 00:59:17,163 Don't forget my cigarettes! 778 00:59:23,086 --> 00:59:24,963 Don't tell me. I can't know where you are. 779 00:59:25,213 --> 00:59:26,923 - But, Phil! - Careful! 780 00:59:27,173 --> 00:59:30,427 I'm sure they've tapped the line. Hiya, fellas. How are tricks? 781 00:59:30,677 --> 00:59:33,054 I know how these morons operate. 782 00:59:33,305 --> 00:59:35,056 Phil, dld you get hold of Lachman? 783 00:59:35,307 --> 00:59:38,727 No, not yet. But I did manage to get a copy of your returns. 784 00:59:38,977 --> 00:59:42,063 Very interesting reading. Brad, when did you buy a jet? 785 00:59:42,314 --> 00:59:45,358 - I don't have a jet. - Well, you deducted one. 786 00:59:45,609 --> 00:59:48,945 - And what about this... - How big a schooner? 787 00:59:51,406 --> 00:59:53,533 Phil, you don't believe this shit, do you? 788 00:59:53,783 --> 00:59:56,494 - Should l? - Lachman! 789 00:59:56,745 --> 00:59:59,039 Brad, calm down or I can't help you. 790 00:59:59,289 --> 01:00:04,210 I'm so sorry. I've just spent the last day getting my ass kicked by Big John. 791 01:00:04,461 --> 01:00:06,463 Brad, no namesl 792 01:00:06,713 --> 01:00:08,798 I've got a few ideas. Let me do my magic. 793 01:00:09,049 --> 01:00:13,094 - I'll get back to you in a week or two. - Or two?! 794 01:00:13,345 --> 01:00:16,222 Two? Phil. Phil. Phil. Shit! 795 01:00:16,473 --> 01:00:18,642 Finally, the break we needed. 796 01:00:18,892 --> 01:00:22,812 Get the files on every gangster in the western hemisphere named Big John. 797 01:00:23,063 --> 01:00:24,314 Every one. 798 01:00:28,318 --> 01:00:30,320 Jacob. 799 01:00:30,570 --> 01:00:32,322 Uh... Jacob. 800 01:00:33,740 --> 01:00:36,326 Yes. Just call me Jake, Henner. 801 01:00:36,576 --> 01:00:39,829 Uh... Jake, could you spare a minute? 802 01:00:41,957 --> 01:00:44,918 - Does it involve any heavy lifting? - No. 803 01:00:45,168 --> 01:00:46,878 Good. What do you want? 804 01:00:47,128 --> 01:00:50,173 Uh... you know um... here in our Ordnung, 805 01:00:50,423 --> 01:00:53,093 men don't speak much about certain things. 806 01:00:53,301 --> 01:00:55,428 Actually, they don't speak much period. 807 01:00:55,679 --> 01:00:59,724 Yeah. So I was hoping, because your Ordnung is so liberal, 808 01:00:59,975 --> 01:01:02,060 that I could ask you about, um... 809 01:01:02,310 --> 01:01:04,896 I could, uh... For example, um... 810 01:01:05,146 --> 01:01:08,692 Henner. Henner. Come on. Take a break. What do you want to ask me? 811 01:01:08,942 --> 01:01:10,986 Um... women? 812 01:01:12,529 --> 01:01:14,322 Vimmin? 813 01:01:14,572 --> 01:01:16,658 - Women. - Vermin? 814 01:01:16,908 --> 01:01:18,159 No! Women! 815 01:01:18,410 --> 01:01:20,620 - Vimmin. - Women! 816 01:01:20,870 --> 01:01:21,871 - Women! - Women! 817 01:01:22,122 --> 01:01:24,124 OK. What do you want to know? 818 01:01:24,374 --> 01:01:26,543 Marriage. 819 01:01:26,793 --> 01:01:28,586 Oh. 820 01:01:30,046 --> 01:01:32,257 - You and Rebecca? - Ja. 821 01:01:32,507 --> 01:01:34,217 See, I think about it constantly. 822 01:01:34,467 --> 01:01:37,178 I'm practising, I'm preparing what I'm going to say. 823 01:01:37,429 --> 01:01:41,599 I see her and the words leave my head and l... Something's wrong with me. 824 01:01:41,850 --> 01:01:46,438 Nothing's wrong with you. Women do that to men. It's called being in love. 825 01:01:46,688 --> 01:01:52,652 But in our Ordnung, you cannot marry without at least two years of courting. 826 01:01:52,902 --> 01:01:54,446 Ah, and you want to jump the gun. 827 01:01:54,696 --> 01:01:58,325 Take the plunge. Buy the cow. 828 01:01:58,575 --> 01:02:01,244 ldioms aren't your thing, are they? 829 01:02:01,494 --> 01:02:04,748 - You want to get married right away. - Yes! 830 01:02:04,998 --> 01:02:07,125 Yay-hey! 831 01:02:07,375 --> 01:02:11,755 But, uh... Well, um... How long did you court before you were married? 832 01:02:14,466 --> 01:02:17,218 - Six weeks. - You were married after six weeks? 833 01:02:18,303 --> 01:02:20,555 But, oh, seemed like two years. 834 01:02:22,724 --> 01:02:26,227 And we really, really loved each other. 835 01:02:27,395 --> 01:02:29,272 So Emma was all you could think about. 836 01:02:29,522 --> 01:02:32,692 You wanted nothing more than to be in her company every moment, 837 01:02:32,943 --> 01:02:35,528 all of the day and... the night? 838 01:02:36,696 --> 01:02:39,240 lncredibly... yes. 839 01:02:39,491 --> 01:02:42,452 All that is needed is love! I knew this! 840 01:02:42,702 --> 01:02:46,081 I knew this in my heart, but I was afraid to defy the elders. 841 01:02:46,331 --> 01:02:49,834 Uh, uh, uh. Don't defy on account of me. 842 01:02:50,085 --> 01:02:55,006 Thank you, Jacob. Thank you for your strength and your wisdom. 843 01:02:57,550 --> 01:02:59,678 Great. Save this for the honeymoon, OK? 844 01:03:01,638 --> 01:03:03,264 Thank you. 845 01:03:05,642 --> 01:03:08,103 What do you mean we have to stay here? 846 01:03:08,353 --> 01:03:10,605 - Keep your voice down, Emma. - I will not! 847 01:03:10,855 --> 01:03:12,816 And stop calling me Emma! 848 01:03:13,066 --> 01:03:15,777 - Did you get my cigarettes? - No one will find us here. 849 01:03:16,027 --> 01:03:18,738 And it's not that bad. We get free food, free lodging. 850 01:03:18,989 --> 01:03:20,865 Free food, my ass! 851 01:03:21,116 --> 01:03:23,868 I've never worked so hard in my life for a meal. 852 01:03:24,119 --> 01:03:26,621 - Keep your voice down. - I won't keep my voice down. 853 01:03:26,871 --> 01:03:30,250 I don't understand. Two days ago, you and I were getting a divorce, 854 01:03:30,500 --> 01:03:32,377 and finally I was gonna be rid of you. 855 01:03:32,627 --> 01:03:36,214 I don't have to stay here another day. Do you hear me... Jacob? 856 01:03:36,464 --> 01:03:38,550 Fine... Emma! 857 01:03:38,800 --> 01:03:44,347 Do what you want. Leave. Pack your bags and leave! 858 01:03:44,597 --> 01:03:46,391 - Fine. - Ha-ha. 859 01:03:46,641 --> 01:03:48,435 Coh! 860 01:03:54,190 --> 01:03:57,402 - You were right. - Marital discord. 861 01:03:57,652 --> 01:03:59,487 It's such a shame. 862 01:03:59,738 --> 01:04:03,867 Must be why they came early, hoping a change would make a difference. 863 01:04:05,493 --> 01:04:09,497 My mother's 200-year-old porcelain pitcher. 864 01:04:09,748 --> 01:04:12,542 God has sent them to us, Levinia. 865 01:04:12,792 --> 01:04:16,546 I'm not sure how we can help them, but we must try. 866 01:04:22,510 --> 01:04:24,763 - Jacob? - Evening, Samuel. 867 01:04:27,057 --> 01:04:31,603 - We need to speak. - OK. About what? 868 01:04:31,853 --> 01:04:34,397 You don't think we know what's going on? 869 01:04:42,155 --> 01:04:44,824 I didn't mean to put your family in the middle of this. 870 01:04:46,451 --> 01:04:49,663 Truth is, we were desperate. 871 01:04:49,913 --> 01:04:52,123 Up you-know-what-creek without a paddle. 872 01:04:52,374 --> 01:04:55,043 - Shit creek? - That's the one. 873 01:04:56,586 --> 01:04:59,589 I don't know what to say. Look, I'm sorry. 874 01:04:59,839 --> 01:05:01,925 I know what I did was wrong. 875 01:05:02,175 --> 01:05:06,721 We were just so scared. Everything just started to snowball. 876 01:05:06,972 --> 01:05:11,893 - We needed a place to hide. - You mustn't hide from your problems. 877 01:05:12,143 --> 01:05:16,439 You must confront them. lf you turn your back, they'll only get bigger. 878 01:05:16,690 --> 01:05:19,943 You must show no fear and stand in their way. 879 01:05:20,193 --> 01:05:22,946 That's not easy when you're facing prison, Samuel. 880 01:05:23,196 --> 01:05:26,950 Marriage is hardly a prison sentence, Jacob. 881 01:05:27,200 --> 01:05:29,452 Marriage? 882 01:05:30,578 --> 01:05:34,207 My marriage? Prison was too strong a word. 883 01:05:34,457 --> 01:05:39,296 I meant sometimes it makes me feel... claustrophobic. 884 01:05:39,546 --> 01:05:41,047 Huh? 885 01:05:42,090 --> 01:05:48,430 Well, all husbands and wives have periods of disagreement and heartache. 886 01:05:48,680 --> 01:05:51,349 But the harsh words. The evil looks. 887 01:05:51,599 --> 01:05:55,186 You don't want to live like that the rest of your days, do you? 888 01:05:55,437 --> 01:05:58,815 Oh, Levinia, do we have to do this? 889 01:05:59,065 --> 01:06:04,404 The vow of marriage. The love. These aren't just words, Cousin. 890 01:06:04,613 --> 01:06:08,825 It's the commitment we live by and hold second only to God. 891 01:06:12,120 --> 01:06:16,082 So that would make God first, right? 892 01:06:19,210 --> 01:06:22,255 Remember, you wrote about your picnics by the lake, 893 01:06:22,505 --> 01:06:25,258 mating in the barn with wild abandon. 894 01:06:27,385 --> 01:06:30,388 I'm afraid our barn-mating days are long gone. 895 01:06:30,639 --> 01:06:34,684 It's been a long time since she opened her barn for me, Samuel. 896 01:06:34,934 --> 01:06:37,187 But every day can be a new beginning. 897 01:06:37,437 --> 01:06:39,147 That's the beauty of marriage. 898 01:06:39,397 --> 01:06:41,650 Look inside your heart, Jacob. 899 01:06:41,900 --> 01:06:43,818 And put hers above your own. 900 01:06:44,069 --> 01:06:47,822 Once you've settled in, you won't have time to be sad. 901 01:06:48,073 --> 01:06:50,659 Now. Let's go scrub the kitchen floor. 902 01:06:50,909 --> 01:06:54,287 Oh, could we? Gee! 903 01:06:54,537 --> 01:06:58,875 Samuel, thanks for the talk. I feel better now it's all out in the open. 904 01:07:03,588 --> 01:07:05,840 You got a heck of a grip on you, Samuel. 905 01:07:08,134 --> 01:07:10,470 Big John, "The Chameleon". Dead. 906 01:07:11,638 --> 01:07:15,850 Big John, "The Cockroach". Turned state's evidence. 907 01:07:16,101 --> 01:07:19,270 Big Johnny, "Cool Oat". Serving nine life sentences. 908 01:07:19,521 --> 01:07:24,734 Not so cool any more. Stick with it, son. I will not be made a fool of. 909 01:07:24,985 --> 01:07:26,861 - Too late. - How's that? 910 01:07:27,112 --> 01:07:29,864 - I said I'll be working late. - Good man. 911 01:07:56,558 --> 01:07:58,685 Morning. 912 01:07:58,935 --> 01:08:00,478 Uh... 913 01:08:05,483 --> 01:08:09,696 Oh, God! Don't these people believe in shock absorbers? 914 01:08:09,946 --> 01:08:13,575 Just try to enjoy the ride! Look at this carriage. 100 years old. 915 01:08:13,825 --> 01:08:17,245 Looks brand-new. You don't see quality like this any more. 916 01:08:18,455 --> 01:08:20,790 God. You've crossed over. 917 01:08:21,041 --> 01:08:23,126 You're one of them now. 918 01:08:23,376 --> 01:08:26,379 Every day's a reminder that I don't know how to do anything. 919 01:08:26,630 --> 01:08:30,091 - You're feeling sorry for yourself. - No, I'm not. 920 01:08:30,342 --> 01:08:32,427 These women know how to do everything. 921 01:08:32,677 --> 01:08:34,721 Hell, I can't even cook or sew. 922 01:08:34,971 --> 01:08:37,182 I'm domestically challenged. 923 01:08:37,432 --> 01:08:39,351 That's funny! 924 01:08:39,601 --> 01:08:42,270 No, it's not. It's not funny at all. 925 01:08:42,520 --> 01:08:44,522 I feel so useless here. 926 01:08:44,773 --> 01:08:47,359 We can do this. 927 01:08:48,610 --> 01:08:50,570 Do you still know how to work a party? 928 01:08:50,820 --> 01:08:51,947 Yes. 929 01:08:52,197 --> 01:08:54,699 - All right. Fine. Let's go. - All right. 930 01:08:54,950 --> 01:08:56,993 Come on. Here we go. 931 01:09:16,805 --> 01:09:18,807 Having fun, Emma? 932 01:09:20,308 --> 01:09:23,770 They're all dressed alike and they're still having a good time. 933 01:09:24,020 --> 01:09:27,023 You didn't all wear the same thing back home? 934 01:09:28,275 --> 01:09:30,610 Liberal Ordnung. 935 01:09:30,860 --> 01:09:32,862 Liberal Ordnung. 936 01:09:33,113 --> 01:09:35,865 Back in Missouri, you probably wore many colours. 937 01:09:36,116 --> 01:09:38,368 - Perhaps even different styles? - Yeah. 938 01:09:38,618 --> 01:09:42,497 Your Ordnung and so many others have become much less rigid in that area. 939 01:09:42,747 --> 01:09:44,666 But here, we're still very limited. 940 01:09:44,916 --> 01:09:48,962 Our Leadership Council has taken the colour issue under consideration. 941 01:09:49,212 --> 01:09:54,050 They always vote no. They say these are colours. The only colours. 942 01:09:55,510 --> 01:09:57,887 Well, I'm sorry, but I think it's ridiculous. 943 01:09:58,138 --> 01:10:00,223 Black is the timeless classic, 944 01:10:00,473 --> 01:10:04,269 but what's wrong with wearing pastels and soft earth tones? 945 01:10:04,519 --> 01:10:07,856 We wear colour and still maintain group conformity. 946 01:10:09,149 --> 01:10:12,986 Emma, this is the first moment since you arrived that... 947 01:10:13,236 --> 01:10:15,905 Well, the subject seems to bring out a fire in you. 948 01:10:16,656 --> 01:10:19,034 I have to admit, clothes are my passion. 949 01:10:20,035 --> 01:10:21,828 After the Lord, of course. 950 01:10:23,371 --> 01:10:27,959 We all share your feeling. Colour is present in everything else God touches. 951 01:10:28,209 --> 01:10:30,128 So why not what we wear? 952 01:10:30,378 --> 01:10:32,714 The Council meets next week. 953 01:10:32,964 --> 01:10:36,801 Perhaps you could help the elders to change their minds. 954 01:10:41,765 --> 01:10:43,683 No. Me? Next week? 955 01:10:44,934 --> 01:10:48,396 Do you think I could make a good impression on them? 956 01:10:48,647 --> 01:10:50,982 Oh, ja. 957 01:10:53,234 --> 01:10:54,986 Oh! 958 01:10:55,236 --> 01:10:59,574 Well, that was fun. We'll have to do that again soon. 959 01:10:59,824 --> 01:11:01,660 I told you he was funny. 960 01:11:01,910 --> 01:11:03,870 - Emma. Emma? - Mm. 961 01:11:04,120 --> 01:11:06,206 - I made this for you. - Oh, no. Thank you. 962 01:11:06,456 --> 01:11:10,335 No. Chocolate and I just aren't... 963 01:11:12,462 --> 01:11:14,381 I have an addiction. 964 01:11:18,551 --> 01:11:20,470 Oh, all right. 965 01:11:22,430 --> 01:11:25,433 Mm. Oh, Lord. 966 01:11:25,684 --> 01:11:28,144 - Emma, are you praying? - Mm-hm. 967 01:11:28,395 --> 01:11:30,897 I'm praying that I can stop eating this. 968 01:11:32,983 --> 01:11:34,901 Thank you. 969 01:11:36,194 --> 01:11:38,863 Hello. 970 01:11:39,072 --> 01:11:40,573 Hm. 971 01:11:40,824 --> 01:11:42,826 - I think she likes you. - Mm. 972 01:11:43,076 --> 01:11:45,412 - I think you like her. - No, no. 973 01:11:45,662 --> 01:11:47,539 She's just enamoured with me. 974 01:11:47,789 --> 01:11:50,542 She's never met a chain-smoking chocoholic before. 975 01:11:50,792 --> 01:11:53,169 Wait a minute. Something's gonna happen. 976 01:11:53,420 --> 01:11:55,755 Something wonderful. 977 01:11:57,507 --> 01:11:59,843 I would like to marry your daughter. 978 01:12:07,600 --> 01:12:10,770 Friends! Friends! 979 01:12:11,021 --> 01:12:12,939 I have an announcement. 980 01:12:15,483 --> 01:12:20,655 I would like to make known that as of today, my daughter Rebecca... 981 01:12:20,905 --> 01:12:23,783 is engaged to wed Mr Henner Lapp. 982 01:12:26,244 --> 01:12:28,330 God bless them both. 983 01:12:29,956 --> 01:12:32,292 That is all. 984 01:12:34,919 --> 01:12:37,505 Well, I hope they'll be really happy. 985 01:12:41,926 --> 01:12:44,137 Why did we get married? 986 01:12:46,556 --> 01:12:51,311 I don't know. I guess we thought it was a smart thing to do at the time. 987 01:12:53,313 --> 01:12:55,857 - You were working at Saks. - Mm-hm. 988 01:12:56,107 --> 01:12:59,819 You came in and you were gonna buy these really stupid-looking socks. 989 01:13:00,070 --> 01:13:02,113 I sold you a suit instead. 990 01:13:02,364 --> 01:13:04,574 I still have that suit. 991 01:13:04,824 --> 01:13:06,993 But you're right about those socks. 992 01:13:08,453 --> 01:13:13,917 So I went to Saks looking for socks and I got a suit and some sex. 993 01:13:18,046 --> 01:13:20,632 You were really handsome. 994 01:13:20,882 --> 01:13:23,218 - I was really handsome? - Are. 995 01:13:31,309 --> 01:13:33,728 But did you ever really love me? 996 01:13:39,651 --> 01:13:41,945 You mean like that? 997 01:13:45,490 --> 01:13:48,076 Did you ever love me like that? 998 01:13:49,536 --> 01:13:52,205 - It was a long time ago. - Yeah. 999 01:13:52,455 --> 01:13:55,375 - Well, we were different people then. - Yeah. 1000 01:13:56,668 --> 01:13:59,254 These people sure know how to cut a rug. 1001 01:13:59,504 --> 01:14:04,551 Yeah. Out a rug. Weave a rug. Beat a rug. 1002 01:14:10,140 --> 01:14:12,058 What if... 1003 01:14:13,351 --> 01:14:18,440 What if Jacob thought he should want to dance with Emma? 1004 01:14:20,817 --> 01:14:24,404 You mean, for appearance' sake? 1005 01:14:25,822 --> 01:14:28,950 - Yeah. - Oh. OK. Sure. 1006 01:14:29,200 --> 01:14:31,411 - OK. Good. - Sure. OK. 1007 01:14:34,831 --> 01:14:37,917 Well, just start running, I'll chase you. 1008 01:15:50,323 --> 01:15:53,118 - Whoa. - You guys taking the day off? 1009 01:15:53,368 --> 01:15:57,247 No, we're going to make a transaction with the English. 1010 01:15:57,497 --> 01:16:00,542 Samuel is going to help me buy that 20 acres across from him. 1011 01:16:01,793 --> 01:16:05,588 A real estate transaction. Did you get a geological on it? 1012 01:16:05,839 --> 01:16:07,799 Check the water and mineral content? 1013 01:16:08,049 --> 01:16:10,468 You might want to look at the grade of that. 1014 01:16:10,719 --> 01:16:12,887 Any liens on the property? 1015 01:16:15,432 --> 01:16:18,268 You would maybe like to come with us? 1016 01:16:18,518 --> 01:16:21,730 Oh. Yeah, I got a lot of shit to do around here. 1017 01:16:24,399 --> 01:16:26,484 Yeah, I would like to go, though. 1018 01:16:29,195 --> 01:16:31,906 Phil, you don't believe this shit, do you? 1019 01:16:32,157 --> 01:16:34,659 I've heard this before. You're wasting my time. 1020 01:16:34,909 --> 01:16:36,620 Listen. 1021 01:16:36,870 --> 01:16:39,581 It's German. 1022 01:16:39,831 --> 01:16:41,416 - "Ordnung"? - Yes. 1023 01:16:41,666 --> 01:16:45,211 It refers to the closed communities of the Mennonites, or the Amish. 1024 01:16:46,254 --> 01:16:49,966 Of course. They don't pay taxes. Joint's probably lousy with cheaters. 1025 01:16:50,216 --> 01:16:52,427 Let's go. I'll drive. 1026 01:16:52,761 --> 01:16:56,097 Colour?! What is next? 1027 01:16:56,348 --> 01:16:58,600 Leave behind the horse and buggy? 1028 01:16:58,850 --> 01:17:00,769 Where will it end? 1029 01:17:01,019 --> 01:17:05,357 With all due respect, I hardly think that our wearing colourful dresses 1030 01:17:05,607 --> 01:17:09,277 is going to lead to tattoos or monster truck rallies. 1031 01:17:09,527 --> 01:17:11,905 ln the Bible, it is written, 1032 01:17:12,155 --> 01:17:16,201 "Women shall adorn themselves with modesty and sobriety, 1033 01:17:16,451 --> 01:17:19,913 without braided hair or costly array." 1034 01:17:20,163 --> 01:17:24,459 But this isn't about vanity. Or violating your... our beliefs. 1035 01:17:24,709 --> 01:17:27,295 This is simply... 1036 01:17:27,545 --> 01:17:29,839 May I approach the bench? 1037 01:17:30,090 --> 01:17:34,010 Our quilts, our blankets, are vibrant and joyful. 1038 01:17:34,260 --> 01:17:38,515 And yet we are forced to wear these little black, drab numbers. 1039 01:17:38,765 --> 01:17:41,518 Aren't there mornings when you wake up and you think, 1040 01:17:41,768 --> 01:17:44,938 "Oh, I am just so in the mood to wear pink"? 1041 01:17:48,191 --> 01:17:51,111 lf you would excuse us for just a moment, please. 1042 01:17:51,361 --> 01:17:53,571 Oh, yes, sure. Go ahead. Discuss. 1043 01:17:53,822 --> 01:17:55,657 - Thank you. - Yeah. 1044 01:18:03,790 --> 01:18:07,544 Could you perhaps gather for us some samples of which you speak? 1045 01:18:07,794 --> 01:18:11,923 - Yes, sirs. - The Council will meet again in a week, 1046 01:18:12,173 --> 01:18:14,843 at which time we will make our decision. 1047 01:18:15,093 --> 01:18:16,720 Wunderbarl 1048 01:18:16,970 --> 01:18:19,097 lsn't that good?! One week? 1049 01:18:19,347 --> 01:18:22,684 Uh... Oh. Ladies, we have shopping to do. 1050 01:18:22,934 --> 01:18:26,021 Thank you, gentlemen. Clao. 1051 01:18:32,777 --> 01:18:34,696 This price seems a bit high. 1052 01:18:34,946 --> 01:18:39,367 We'd love to make you a better deal. We're sitting on... eight other offers? 1053 01:18:39,618 --> 01:18:42,746 Try ten, Jerry. But they're city folk. 1054 01:18:42,996 --> 01:18:46,458 You know, Samuel, we'd always rather do business with you Amish. 1055 01:18:46,708 --> 01:18:49,628 This is a hell of a property at a rock-bottom price. 1056 01:18:49,878 --> 01:18:53,006 It is much, much more than we have in mind. 1057 01:18:53,256 --> 01:18:57,552 Hm. We're not making a dime on this one. It's way below market. 1058 01:18:57,802 --> 01:19:01,681 - Well, what do you think, Jacob? - I think, if it's OK with you two, 1059 01:19:01,931 --> 01:19:05,435 I'd like to talk to these two fine gentlemen privately. 1060 01:19:06,519 --> 01:19:08,772 Please? 1061 01:19:13,193 --> 01:19:15,111 I'll be right out. 1062 01:19:16,404 --> 01:19:20,241 Mr Yoder, is this property perfect for that boy, or what? 1063 01:19:20,492 --> 01:19:23,495 It's extraordinary the way you people help each other out. 1064 01:19:23,745 --> 01:19:26,706 You're quiet and reserved. You never cause any problems. 1065 01:19:26,957 --> 01:19:29,376 It's why we love doing business with you Amish. 1066 01:19:29,626 --> 01:19:32,295 So hey, what can we do to wrap this thing up? 1067 01:19:33,338 --> 01:19:36,967 For starters, you can take your offer, wrap it in a tight little wad, 1068 01:19:37,217 --> 01:19:38,843 and shove it up your ass. 1069 01:19:40,679 --> 01:19:43,056 I thought I was a good negotiator. 1070 01:19:43,306 --> 01:19:47,060 To bring the English down that much. Very impressive, Jacob. 1071 01:19:47,310 --> 01:19:50,605 It was nothing. I'm just glad I could help. 1072 01:19:50,855 --> 01:19:54,025 And to think I am now responsible for a piece of God's earth. 1073 01:19:54,276 --> 01:19:56,319 Wait till I tell Rebecca. 1074 01:19:56,569 --> 01:19:59,239 This is one of the happiest days of my life. 1075 01:19:59,489 --> 01:20:02,158 - Thank you, brother Jacob. - You bet. 1076 01:20:02,367 --> 01:20:04,244 Brothers, I'll be right back. 1077 01:20:06,288 --> 01:20:07,664 Thank you, father Samuel. 1078 01:20:09,457 --> 01:20:14,004 Yes, collect call from Jacob Yo... No, no, no. Brad Sexton, please. 1079 01:20:15,046 --> 01:20:16,923 Thank you. 1080 01:20:21,011 --> 01:20:23,054 - Phil Kleinman's office. - Hi, Evelyn. 1081 01:20:23,305 --> 01:20:26,516 - Is that you, Mr Sexton? - Yes, it's me. Put Phil on the phone. 1082 01:20:26,766 --> 01:20:29,477 I'm sorry, Mr Sexton. He's out of town. 1083 01:20:29,728 --> 01:20:32,314 What do you mean, he's out of town? Where did he go? 1084 01:20:32,564 --> 01:20:36,901 - I'm not allowed to say. - Why, because somebody's listening? 1085 01:20:37,152 --> 01:20:39,237 I'm not allowed to say. 1086 01:20:39,487 --> 01:20:42,198 - What are you allowed to say? - That's pretty much it. 1087 01:20:42,449 --> 01:20:44,075 Why don't you try back in a week? 1088 01:20:44,326 --> 01:20:46,703 Well, you tell... 1089 01:20:46,953 --> 01:20:48,622 Damn! 1090 01:20:48,872 --> 01:20:50,999 Broke at my farm. 1091 01:20:51,249 --> 01:20:55,337 - What did he say? - I didn't think the Amish... 1092 01:20:59,966 --> 01:21:02,636 And you. Oh, this robin's egg blue. 1093 01:21:02,844 --> 01:21:04,846 Look at that. Look how beautifuI that is. 1094 01:21:05,096 --> 01:21:08,725 - What's going on? - Emma is quite a skilled shopper. 1095 01:21:08,975 --> 01:21:11,227 Well, she's had a lot of practice. 1096 01:21:11,478 --> 01:21:14,022 - Could I talk to you for a second? - Sure. 1097 01:21:14,272 --> 01:21:16,066 You won't believe the selections. 1098 01:21:16,316 --> 01:21:19,778 I'm gonna use autumn tones. The harvest is my muse, my inspiration. 1099 01:21:20,028 --> 01:21:21,696 And the prices are half... 1100 01:21:21,947 --> 01:21:25,617 Caroline, we're in trouble. Phil's gone. He won't be back for a week. 1101 01:21:25,867 --> 01:21:28,370 - Why is he taking a week off? - Well, how do I know? 1102 01:21:28,620 --> 01:21:32,457 That's good! I need a week to get my designs in order. 1103 01:21:32,707 --> 01:21:34,960 Your designs? Hello! 1104 01:21:37,253 --> 01:21:39,172 Caroline? 1105 01:21:40,674 --> 01:21:44,135 Oh, no. You've crossed over. 1106 01:21:44,386 --> 01:21:46,221 You've become one of us. 1107 01:21:46,471 --> 01:21:49,975 Brad, be serious. These women really need my help. 1108 01:21:50,225 --> 01:21:52,686 This is what I always wanted to do. I can do this. 1109 01:21:54,646 --> 01:21:58,817 Whoa, whoa, whoa. We don't like getting our picture taken, please. 1110 01:21:59,067 --> 01:22:00,902 I got you. 1111 01:22:01,152 --> 01:22:04,447 I understand. Look, what's this gonna take, huh? 1112 01:22:04,698 --> 01:22:06,658 What do you need? Five bucks? 1113 01:22:06,908 --> 01:22:11,997 - A little Amish Lincoln? - You need to show more respect. 1114 01:22:12,247 --> 01:22:14,124 What a dick. 1115 01:22:18,295 --> 01:22:20,297 - lntercourse, huh? - Mm. 1116 01:22:22,173 --> 01:22:26,261 OK. You start in front, I'll come in from behind and meet you in the middle. 1117 01:22:27,846 --> 01:22:29,723 Sounds good to me. 1118 01:23:44,798 --> 01:23:47,092 This is unbelievable. 1119 01:23:47,342 --> 01:23:49,678 Look at all these little guys. 1120 01:23:49,928 --> 01:23:55,058 I made them. Well, you know, I planted them, and they're growing. 1121 01:23:55,308 --> 01:23:57,686 l, too, never grow tired of the miracle. 1122 01:23:57,936 --> 01:24:00,730 Well, it's... it's so honest. 1123 01:24:00,981 --> 01:24:06,069 I mean, you plough it, you plant it, and it grows. 1124 01:24:06,319 --> 01:24:08,697 It's like they say... 1125 01:24:08,947 --> 01:24:10,907 you reap what you sow. 1126 01:24:11,157 --> 01:24:13,451 Aye, the process is so simple, isn't it? 1127 01:24:13,702 --> 01:24:17,872 The way things grow. So quiet. So steady. 1128 01:24:18,123 --> 01:24:20,583 It's easy for people to take things for granted. 1129 01:24:20,834 --> 01:24:23,503 The English, especially. They view us as backward, 1130 01:24:23,712 --> 01:24:26,506 as hiding from reality. 1131 01:24:26,756 --> 01:24:29,968 But this is the reality. 1132 01:24:30,218 --> 01:24:33,930 This is the process of life. 1133 01:24:35,765 --> 01:24:40,353 We sow humility, and we reap a great harvest. 1134 01:24:42,439 --> 01:24:45,025 It is not we who are hiding. 1135 01:24:48,320 --> 01:24:51,489 It's those English. Always hiding. 1136 01:24:57,370 --> 01:24:59,289 Jacob? 1137 01:25:29,527 --> 01:25:31,529 There. That's great. 1138 01:25:41,623 --> 01:25:43,833 Thanks a lot, guys. 1139 01:25:44,084 --> 01:25:46,211 Careful, Sammy. Stand back. 1140 01:25:46,461 --> 01:25:49,130 We talked about this, Big John. It's your chance. 1141 01:25:49,381 --> 01:25:53,259 You're bigger than the stump. Think of the girls in the barn. Hip-hip. Come on. 1142 01:25:57,681 --> 01:25:59,349 Come on, John. 1143 01:25:59,599 --> 01:26:01,393 You can do it, Jacob! 1144 01:26:01,643 --> 01:26:06,272 Come on, John! Come on! Come on, John! 1145 01:26:15,699 --> 01:26:16,908 Pull it, John. Come on. 1146 01:26:20,704 --> 01:26:22,789 Yeah! 1147 01:26:51,318 --> 01:26:54,738 Emma, I don't mean to sound prideful, but how do I look? 1148 01:26:55,739 --> 01:26:58,992 Well, as long as you don't tell anybody... 1149 01:27:00,702 --> 01:27:03,246 you look as pretty as the sunrise. 1150 01:27:07,042 --> 01:27:10,837 All right, everybody. All right. Models, models, attention. 1151 01:27:11,087 --> 01:27:16,426 You... Heads up. No modest, downcast eyes on the runway. 1152 01:27:16,676 --> 01:27:18,887 There we go. Now. 1153 01:27:19,137 --> 01:27:22,307 Think Versace, Armani, Valentino. 1154 01:27:25,310 --> 01:27:27,854 - Sears? - Oh! 1155 01:27:28,104 --> 01:27:30,065 Are we ready? 1156 01:27:31,483 --> 01:27:34,736 I can't. I thought I could but I can't. 1157 01:27:34,986 --> 01:27:37,656 Henner! Get over it! You'll be fine. 1158 01:27:37,864 --> 01:27:40,075 But people will be staring at me. 1159 01:27:40,325 --> 01:27:42,243 But that's the point, Henner. 1160 01:27:45,246 --> 01:27:48,083 Oh! Henner! 1161 01:27:48,333 --> 01:27:51,211 Well. So much for my men's collection. 1162 01:27:51,461 --> 01:27:54,589 Henner! Henner, can you hear me? 1163 01:27:54,839 --> 01:27:57,050 Good afternoon, everyone. 1164 01:27:57,300 --> 01:28:00,470 Well, everywhere we look we see colour. 1165 01:28:00,720 --> 01:28:03,223 We've come together in the spirit of simplicity 1166 01:28:03,473 --> 01:28:06,685 to honour the beautiful rainbow which God has provided. 1167 01:28:06,935 --> 01:28:10,939 So sit back and enjoy, as we celebrate the glory of nature 1168 01:28:11,189 --> 01:28:14,401 in Rainbow Harvest '97. 1169 01:28:14,651 --> 01:28:16,319 Hah. 1170 01:28:19,990 --> 01:28:21,950 Um... hit it. 1171 01:28:23,618 --> 01:28:24,828 And along comes Mary, 1172 01:28:25,078 --> 01:28:28,873 wearing a beautiful starburst quilt across her bodice, 1173 01:28:29,124 --> 01:28:32,711 offset by subtle hues of aubergine and brick. 1174 01:28:32,961 --> 01:28:36,381 This ensemble comes complete with easy-access pockets. 1175 01:28:37,590 --> 01:28:40,719 Thank you, Mary. Notice the fabric as she walks away. 1176 01:28:40,969 --> 01:28:44,556 It reminds me of corn, swaying in the gentle summer breeze. 1177 01:28:44,806 --> 01:28:46,808 How about y'all? 1178 01:28:48,476 --> 01:28:51,938 Well, next we have Sarah. Talk about versatility. 1179 01:28:52,188 --> 01:28:54,774 This quilted smock in royal blue and rust 1180 01:28:55,025 --> 01:28:56,776 becomes an instant sporty classic, 1181 01:28:57,027 --> 01:29:00,196 appropriate at a barn dance or on a milking stool. 1182 01:29:00,447 --> 01:29:04,242 Now you tell me. What Amish girl could ask for more? 1183 01:29:04,492 --> 01:29:07,287 Excuse me, sir. We're trying to locate these two people. 1184 01:29:07,537 --> 01:29:10,457 Can you please take a look and see if you know them? 1185 01:29:10,707 --> 01:29:12,751 Thank you very much. 1186 01:29:15,128 --> 01:29:17,380 - We're getting nowhere with these. - Yeah. 1187 01:29:17,631 --> 01:29:19,549 I just got an idea, sir. 1188 01:29:22,677 --> 01:29:24,095 Oh. 1189 01:29:24,346 --> 01:29:26,640 lnteresting approach. Here's another. 1190 01:29:26,890 --> 01:29:31,394 You see, my way, we double our chances in half the time. 1191 01:29:35,690 --> 01:29:40,612 Don't be discouraged. It took years before my mind started working this way. 1192 01:29:40,862 --> 01:29:45,033 Little Anna Yoder. She's the picture of youthful exuberance 1193 01:29:45,283 --> 01:29:48,995 in her bright yellow sundress and azure underlay, 1194 01:29:49,245 --> 01:29:52,123 making those baby blues just sparkle. 1195 01:29:52,374 --> 01:29:55,043 Doesn't it just scream daffodils and sunflowers? 1196 01:29:57,212 --> 01:29:59,172 Or not? 1197 01:30:00,590 --> 01:30:02,217 Thank you. 1198 01:30:04,552 --> 01:30:07,889 - What happened to him? - He couldn't take the pressure. 1199 01:30:08,139 --> 01:30:11,184 Emma was so disappointed. He was to wear her men's colours. 1200 01:30:11,434 --> 01:30:14,729 Now we have Martha in a very conservative number. 1201 01:30:15,605 --> 01:30:19,859 Now, I ask you a question. ls she going to church or... 1202 01:30:21,444 --> 01:30:23,029 ...to a picnic? 1203 01:30:23,280 --> 01:30:24,864 You tell me! 1204 01:30:25,115 --> 01:30:28,910 Wherever she's going, she's gonna have a great time. 1205 01:30:29,160 --> 01:30:30,745 Thank you, Martha. 1206 01:30:30,996 --> 01:30:33,665 Um... I also have clothes for you men. 1207 01:30:33,873 --> 01:30:38,628 Unfortunately, male models being... you know, what male models are... 1208 01:30:38,878 --> 01:30:41,423 Coh! 1209 01:30:46,928 --> 01:30:49,431 Here comes Jacob Yoder. 1210 01:30:49,681 --> 01:30:52,183 Whether he's on his way to town to purchase grain, 1211 01:30:52,434 --> 01:30:54,311 or he's shearing his sheep, 1212 01:30:54,561 --> 01:30:57,731 he always looks his best in his blueberry work shirt 1213 01:30:57,981 --> 01:31:01,192 and his blackberry suit. 1214 01:31:01,443 --> 01:31:03,486 Almost good enough to eat. 1215 01:31:05,238 --> 01:31:06,990 Thank you, Jacob. 1216 01:31:10,035 --> 01:31:12,162 Thank you, Jacob. Thank you. 1217 01:31:13,079 --> 01:31:15,790 Thanks, honey. Jacob! 1218 01:31:16,041 --> 01:31:17,959 Cool it! 1219 01:31:24,341 --> 01:31:27,719 And that concludes Rainbow Harvest '97. 1220 01:31:37,729 --> 01:31:40,857 - You're a brave soul, Jacob. - I'll say. Very brave. 1221 01:31:41,107 --> 01:31:43,902 - It was nothing. - You look very nice. 1222 01:31:44,152 --> 01:31:47,364 I just want to tell you, no matter what the elders decide, 1223 01:31:47,614 --> 01:31:50,200 the clothes you made, they are beautiful. 1224 01:31:50,450 --> 01:31:52,452 God has blessed you with many talents. 1225 01:31:52,702 --> 01:31:55,997 Oh, thank you, but it wasn't just me. I had my friends to help. 1226 01:31:56,247 --> 01:31:58,833 My real friends. 1227 01:31:59,084 --> 01:32:02,754 Um... Emma? Um... I have a favour to ask. 1228 01:32:03,797 --> 01:32:07,884 I was wondering. Would you do me the honour of helping us with the wedding? 1229 01:32:09,886 --> 01:32:13,223 - You want me to be the coordinator? - Um... I guess so. 1230 01:32:13,473 --> 01:32:15,308 Yes! Yes! 1231 01:32:16,685 --> 01:32:18,770 - Good! Thank you! - Ahem. 1232 01:32:20,981 --> 01:32:25,360 After much debate, we have reached a decision. 1233 01:32:27,737 --> 01:32:30,657 We like the colours. 1234 01:32:42,794 --> 01:32:45,130 - Could I join you? - Sure. 1235 01:32:47,257 --> 01:32:49,592 I know, I know. Don't read anything into it. 1236 01:32:52,846 --> 01:32:55,557 I wanted to thank you for helping me today, Jacob. 1237 01:32:57,142 --> 01:32:59,853 It was fun... Emma. 1238 01:33:01,187 --> 01:33:03,690 Do you want to sit down? 1239 01:33:03,940 --> 01:33:05,442 OK. 1240 01:33:11,948 --> 01:33:14,909 - I was really proud of you today. - Mm. 1241 01:33:16,036 --> 01:33:19,080 Proud. That's gotta be a first. 1242 01:33:19,331 --> 01:33:22,334 No. You really helped those people. 1243 01:33:24,919 --> 01:33:28,298 You did something nice just to do something nice. 1244 01:33:29,633 --> 01:33:32,636 - And you didn't even hire a publicist. - Mm. 1245 01:33:32,886 --> 01:33:34,888 Yep. There you go. 1246 01:33:35,138 --> 01:33:37,807 I actually finished something. 1247 01:33:40,602 --> 01:33:43,521 And hey, try and find an Amish publicist. 1248 01:33:47,233 --> 01:33:49,778 - You did good. - Thank you. 1249 01:33:52,364 --> 01:33:54,574 And I know when you get out on your own, 1250 01:33:54,824 --> 01:33:58,036 whatever you do, you'll do great. 1251 01:33:58,286 --> 01:34:00,205 Mm. On my own. 1252 01:34:02,165 --> 01:34:04,209 There's a thought. 1253 01:34:06,294 --> 01:34:08,630 I'm sorry I held you back. 1254 01:34:10,131 --> 01:34:12,717 You didn't hold me back. No, you didn't. 1255 01:34:12,968 --> 01:34:16,096 I held myself back. 1256 01:34:16,346 --> 01:34:20,141 Hey, but hasn't it been great not fighting with each other? 1257 01:34:22,560 --> 01:34:24,479 Yes. 1258 01:34:25,438 --> 01:34:28,817 It's too bad we didn't get the hang of this a couple of years ago. 1259 01:34:29,067 --> 01:34:31,319 Yeah, that is too bad. 1260 01:34:32,320 --> 01:34:36,491 All those years chasing our tails, for what? 1261 01:34:36,741 --> 01:34:39,035 Another car I didn't drive. 1262 01:34:39,286 --> 01:34:41,413 Another outfit I didn't wear. 1263 01:34:41,663 --> 01:34:45,542 The Holyland. ls that not the worst idea you've ever heard? 1264 01:34:45,792 --> 01:34:48,169 Oh, Brad. 1265 01:34:48,420 --> 01:34:50,297 Yes. 1266 01:34:59,889 --> 01:35:02,475 You know, we can't stay here forever. 1267 01:35:05,186 --> 01:35:06,813 Yeah. 1268 01:35:11,109 --> 01:35:13,236 Look how bright the sky is. 1269 01:35:15,822 --> 01:35:18,700 It's so much clearer out here. 1270 01:35:20,577 --> 01:35:22,162 Yes, it is. 1271 01:35:58,907 --> 01:36:01,493 It was a wonderful day today, Samuel. 1272 01:36:01,743 --> 01:36:04,037 God only makes good days. 1273 01:36:24,724 --> 01:36:26,893 Afternoon. 1274 01:36:38,571 --> 01:36:42,409 Thanks to your semi-modern technology, we've got bupkls. 1275 01:36:42,659 --> 01:36:46,288 lntercourse not paying off doesn't mean your Dirty Harry technique 1276 01:36:46,538 --> 01:36:48,290 is better than forensic science. 1277 01:36:48,540 --> 01:36:52,794 ls that so? Well, who's got more movies, Clint Eastwood or Jack Klugman? 1278 01:36:53,044 --> 01:36:55,297 - What? - The only way to solve cases 1279 01:36:55,547 --> 01:36:59,843 is running down leads, grilling suspects, long, lonely nights. 1280 01:37:00,093 --> 01:37:02,304 Sure, occasionally you come home 1281 01:37:02,554 --> 01:37:05,807 and your wife's in bed with the bottled-water guy, but so what? 1282 01:37:06,057 --> 01:37:08,977 Boo-hoo, you blow your nose, you move on. 1283 01:37:09,227 --> 01:37:12,105 Good old-fashioned police work is the only way. 1284 01:37:13,356 --> 01:37:15,859 - Sir, look out! - That's a cow. 1285 01:37:18,862 --> 01:37:20,572 That's a sign. 1286 01:37:31,458 --> 01:37:33,043 Hey. 1287 01:37:33,293 --> 01:37:36,880 On the other hand, sometimes you just get lucky. 1288 01:37:38,840 --> 01:37:41,926 Sir, I think I messed myself. 1289 01:37:42,177 --> 01:37:44,429 Walk it off, son. 1290 01:37:45,472 --> 01:37:49,267 The vows you have taken, you take for a lifetime. 1291 01:37:50,185 --> 01:37:52,646 These are promises which you make to each other 1292 01:37:52,896 --> 01:37:57,108 with respect, with kindness and fairness, 1293 01:37:58,318 --> 01:38:00,695 and with honour to each other, 1294 01:38:01,947 --> 01:38:05,742 with all lowliness, meekness, 1295 01:38:07,077 --> 01:38:09,955 forbearing one another in love, 1296 01:38:10,205 --> 01:38:14,000 endeavouring to hold the unity of the spirit 1297 01:38:14,250 --> 01:38:16,920 with a bond of peace. 1298 01:38:17,128 --> 01:38:20,215 Neither time nor temperament nor force of nature 1299 01:38:20,465 --> 01:38:24,886 shall diminish the solemnity of this holy union in the eyes of God. 1300 01:38:25,136 --> 01:38:30,016 This commitment you make to each other is sanctified in his name. 1301 01:38:31,309 --> 01:38:34,729 So will you, Rebecca, take Henner to be your husband, 1302 01:38:34,980 --> 01:38:39,067 to love and to cherish, to honour and obey till death do you part? 1303 01:38:39,317 --> 01:38:40,277 I will. 1304 01:38:40,527 --> 01:38:43,029 And do you, Henner, take Rebecca to be your wife, 1305 01:38:43,280 --> 01:38:48,785 to love and to cherish, to honour and obey, till death do you part? 1306 01:38:49,035 --> 01:38:51,121 - I will. - So today, 1307 01:38:51,371 --> 01:38:56,418 before you friends, relatives, brothers and sisters, 1308 01:38:56,668 --> 01:38:58,628 I offer you my blessings. 1309 01:39:55,685 --> 01:39:58,396 How do you tell them apart? They all look alike to me. 1310 01:40:02,233 --> 01:40:04,027 OK, people. 1311 01:40:04,277 --> 01:40:06,363 We're looking for the Yoders. 1312 01:40:12,869 --> 01:40:14,663 That worked well. 1313 01:40:14,913 --> 01:40:18,833 - What is this about, please? - It's about Jacob and Emma Yoder. 1314 01:40:19,084 --> 01:40:22,087 - Please. - I am Jacob Yoder. 1315 01:40:22,337 --> 01:40:26,049 - And I am Emma. - You are not. They are. 1316 01:40:26,299 --> 01:40:28,802 Aren't you, Jacob? Tell 'em. 1317 01:41:13,305 --> 01:41:15,432 Maybe we should ask for a public defender. 1318 01:41:15,682 --> 01:41:17,767 Phil's office swore he'd be here. 1319 01:41:22,647 --> 01:41:24,399 Hi. 1320 01:41:24,649 --> 01:41:27,319 It's nice of them to come. 1321 01:41:27,569 --> 01:41:29,946 What on earth is she wearing? 1322 01:41:30,196 --> 01:41:33,366 Looks like something from Mizrahi's milkmaid line. 1323 01:41:33,617 --> 01:41:36,411 - I like the no-button look. - Yeah, you would. 1324 01:41:36,661 --> 01:41:38,747 How will Brad dig his way out of this one? 1325 01:41:38,997 --> 01:41:42,751 - Looks like the Quaker defence. - All rise. 1326 01:41:57,849 --> 01:42:01,478 - We're gonna get the chair. - lf we're lucky. 1327 01:42:01,728 --> 01:42:04,022 Well, well, well. 1328 01:42:04,272 --> 01:42:08,318 Mr Sexton. And Mrs Sexton. 1329 01:42:08,568 --> 01:42:11,780 - It's good to see you, Your Honour. - You're looking very well. 1330 01:42:13,156 --> 01:42:16,034 I should be shocked at the list of charges against you, 1331 01:42:16,284 --> 01:42:21,081 but somehow it rings all too true. 1332 01:42:23,708 --> 01:42:26,002 ls Malik Ali Farquhvar here? 1333 01:42:26,252 --> 01:42:28,964 Yeah, that's me. How you doin', Your Honour? 1334 01:42:29,214 --> 01:42:31,883 And I am definitely here. 1335 01:42:38,348 --> 01:42:41,351 Your Honour, I stole that man's taxi. 1336 01:42:42,811 --> 01:42:45,397 We stole that man's taxi. 1337 01:42:48,733 --> 01:42:51,695 And I know there's some questions about our tax matters. 1338 01:42:51,945 --> 01:42:54,072 Mr Sexton, where is your attorney? 1339 01:42:54,656 --> 01:42:56,533 I don't know. 1340 01:42:56,783 --> 01:43:00,370 - Then who will represent the defence? - There is no defence. 1341 01:43:00,620 --> 01:43:04,624 - We just want to be held accountable. - We want to make things right. 1342 01:43:04,874 --> 01:43:07,711 You're prepared to accept the consequences? 1343 01:43:07,961 --> 01:43:09,921 We are. 1344 01:43:11,756 --> 01:43:13,466 Your Honour. 1345 01:43:13,717 --> 01:43:15,802 Your Honour. 1346 01:43:17,804 --> 01:43:19,723 Mr Lincoln. 1347 01:43:20,682 --> 01:43:23,435 I'd like to apologise. I just came from the airport. 1348 01:43:23,685 --> 01:43:26,354 Permission to approach the bench, Your Honour. 1349 01:43:26,604 --> 01:43:28,481 Thank you. 1350 01:43:33,320 --> 01:43:36,114 Your Honour, I've arranged for the extradition... 1351 01:43:39,451 --> 01:43:42,912 ln light of information which has just been presented to the court, 1352 01:43:43,163 --> 01:43:44,914 we'll take a brief recess. 1353 01:43:50,503 --> 01:43:52,130 Look at the two of you. 1354 01:43:52,380 --> 01:43:55,050 - Where have you been, Phil? - Zurich. 1355 01:43:55,258 --> 01:43:56,676 And I am pleased to report 1356 01:43:56,926 --> 01:43:59,721 that the long arm of the law has triumphed once again. 1357 01:43:59,971 --> 01:44:03,266 You'll be billed accordingly. And... 1358 01:44:03,516 --> 01:44:05,143 I found Bob. 1359 01:44:14,152 --> 01:44:17,697 And as I was arranging to extradite his considerable ass, 1360 01:44:17,948 --> 01:44:21,660 I did a little business with a consortium of German investment bankers, 1361 01:44:21,910 --> 01:44:26,122 who flipped, absolutely flipped, over the Holyland deal. 1362 01:44:26,373 --> 01:44:29,584 - They actually like it? - Enough to buy you out. 1363 01:44:32,128 --> 01:44:34,714 Brad. 1364 01:44:34,965 --> 01:44:37,133 I'm sick. I'm a sick man. 1365 01:44:37,384 --> 01:44:40,387 l... I was jealous. I had debts. 1366 01:44:40,637 --> 01:44:43,223 I had needs. Very expensive needs. 1367 01:44:43,473 --> 01:44:46,434 The cutlery. The Tuscan villa. The jet fuel. 1368 01:44:46,685 --> 01:44:49,354 The special shoes. I have webbed feet. 1369 01:44:49,604 --> 01:44:52,357 I never told you. I didn't want to burden you. 1370 01:44:52,607 --> 01:44:55,735 I know you must hate my guts right now. 1371 01:44:59,364 --> 01:45:01,616 No, Bob, I don't. 1372 01:45:01,866 --> 01:45:04,536 - Actually, I owe you. - Huh? 1373 01:45:04,786 --> 01:45:07,205 I owe you a debt of gratitude. 1374 01:45:07,455 --> 01:45:11,376 Yeah. You saved our lives and you saved our marriage. 1375 01:45:11,626 --> 01:45:13,920 You mean you forgive me? 1376 01:45:15,005 --> 01:45:17,173 Well, I'd like to. 1377 01:45:20,427 --> 01:45:23,722 I guess I still have a little ways to go. 1378 01:45:23,972 --> 01:45:25,890 Nice arm. 1379 01:45:28,560 --> 01:45:30,061 Case dismissed. 1380 01:45:40,488 --> 01:45:44,034 - Listen, Sexton, you're the man. - Honey, what have you been eating? 1381 01:45:44,284 --> 01:45:47,829 Braddy boy, it's time to take our relationship to the next level. 1382 01:45:48,079 --> 01:45:52,208 ...my new pills. You'll love them. They make everything taste like shit. 1383 01:45:52,459 --> 01:45:54,628 I am talking about a partnership here. 1384 01:45:54,878 --> 01:45:57,547 My brains, your financial brawn, we can't miss. 1385 01:45:57,756 --> 01:45:59,466 Cigarette? 1386 01:45:59,716 --> 01:46:03,803 Gabriella's maid tried to kill herself by climbing into the dishwasher. 1387 01:46:04,054 --> 01:46:07,807 Fabulous, huh? What do you say? 1388 01:47:01,987 --> 01:47:04,155 Hi! 1389 01:47:05,240 --> 01:47:07,367 How are you? 1390 01:47:20,797 --> 01:47:23,008 Anna, back in the house. 1391 01:47:32,309 --> 01:47:35,103 - Samuel, wait. - Levinia, please. 1392 01:47:35,353 --> 01:47:38,398 We know what we did was very wrong. 1393 01:47:38,648 --> 01:47:42,110 We betrayed your trust and we hurt you. 1394 01:47:43,486 --> 01:47:46,364 I'd like to say I wish this never happened 1395 01:47:46,615 --> 01:47:48,992 but I would be lying. 1396 01:47:49,242 --> 01:47:53,747 Coming here was the best thing that's ever happened to us. 1397 01:47:53,997 --> 01:47:59,252 Where we live, real friends are very hard to find. 1398 01:48:02,005 --> 01:48:06,468 Samuel, you told me to look inside my heart to find forgiveness. 1399 01:48:08,178 --> 01:48:10,639 That's what we want you to do now. 1400 01:48:20,690 --> 01:48:23,193 For what it's worth, thank you. 1401 01:48:23,443 --> 01:48:26,112 I know I wasn't very good at scrubbing floors, 1402 01:48:26,363 --> 01:48:28,865 but I really loved spending time with you. 1403 01:48:33,995 --> 01:48:37,415 You English think you're so smart. 1404 01:48:40,085 --> 01:48:42,337 What? 1405 01:48:43,380 --> 01:48:46,132 Do you really think we didn't know? 1406 01:48:49,427 --> 01:48:50,553 Yes. 1407 01:48:50,804 --> 01:48:53,390 Then why didn't you say something? 1408 01:48:54,307 --> 01:48:55,934 Planting season. 1409 01:48:57,978 --> 01:49:00,772 We needed the extra help. 1410 01:49:02,107 --> 01:49:05,402 Besides, you looked like you needed help, too. 1411 01:49:08,113 --> 01:49:12,075 But mostly... planting season. 1412 01:49:13,159 --> 01:49:15,120 Of course. The corn. 1413 01:49:18,164 --> 01:49:21,960 - Thank you. - It's so good to see you. 1414 01:49:24,212 --> 01:49:28,008 Samuel, I still can't believe I grew all this. 1415 01:49:28,258 --> 01:49:30,969 Yeah. Neither can l. 1416 01:49:32,679 --> 01:49:35,181 Um... before I go, I'd like to give you something. 1417 01:49:35,432 --> 01:49:38,685 I know you can only use pocket watches. I'd like you to have mine. 1418 01:49:38,935 --> 01:49:42,731 That is very kind, but in our Ordnung, we don't accept gifts. 1419 01:49:45,734 --> 01:49:49,321 Samuel, this is the only thing I have that's ever meant anything to me. 1420 01:49:49,571 --> 01:49:52,532 It was my grandfather's. 1421 01:49:52,782 --> 01:49:55,160 Well, I suppose we could barter. 1422 01:49:57,412 --> 01:50:00,373 Well, it is a turn-of-the-century Swiss repeater. 1423 01:50:05,086 --> 01:50:07,297 What have you got? 1424 01:50:08,214 --> 01:50:12,802 How about a Swiss for a Belgian? 1425 01:50:16,598 --> 01:50:19,309 - Throw in some corn, it's a deal. - Deal. 1426 01:50:24,022 --> 01:50:26,566 Don't open the back. 1427 01:50:32,781 --> 01:50:37,827 That was a great deal. '97 Jag for a '54 Ford. 1428 01:50:38,078 --> 01:50:40,622 - He never saw it coming. - Yeah, never. 1429 01:50:41,790 --> 01:50:45,794 - This has been quite a day, hasn't it? - Yes, it has. 1430 01:50:46,044 --> 01:50:48,713 Came to say sorry to Sam, did a good deed, 1431 01:50:48,964 --> 01:50:51,675 ended up with some feed and a steed. 1432 01:50:52,884 --> 01:50:57,138 And don't forget, a basketful of schnitz pies. 1433 01:50:57,389 --> 01:51:00,350 - You're the schnitz pie. - No, baby, you're the schnitz. 1434 01:51:28,003 --> 01:51:31,006 I think I just realised why they call him Big John. 1435 01:51:31,256 --> 01:51:33,008 Would you let it go? 1436 01:51:38,096 --> 01:51:39,764 Here. 1437 01:51:43,059 --> 01:51:44,936 Brad! 1438 01:52:04,289 --> 01:52:07,292 I think we finally found something you're good at. 1439 01:52:10,003 --> 01:52:11,379 Ow! 1440 01:52:24,100 --> 01:52:26,478 - Just a minute! - Uh... excuse me. 1441 01:52:26,728 --> 01:52:30,440 I had debts. And needs. Very expensive needs. 1442 01:52:30,690 --> 01:52:34,027 Fine wines. The Rolls. Special shoes. 1443 01:52:34,277 --> 01:52:38,239 I have high arches. It's very hard to find a corrective shoe in a slip-on. 1444 01:52:52,462 --> 01:52:55,465 - Emma, I'll wait for you. - Oh, good. 1445 01:53:13,149 --> 01:53:15,026 Brad, look out! 1446 01:53:15,277 --> 01:53:16,903 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1447 01:53:26,162 --> 01:53:28,206 Ahem. 1448 01:53:32,043 --> 01:53:34,421 Look at this. It's d�ja vu. 1449 01:53:35,547 --> 01:53:37,590 - That's the same cow, isn't it? - Yeah. 1450 01:53:37,841 --> 01:53:40,802 - And the same pond. - You know what? 1451 01:53:41,052 --> 01:53:43,096 I bet I could get it for a good price. 1452 01:53:43,346 --> 01:53:45,724 And it'd be a terrific place to raise the baby. 1453 01:53:45,974 --> 01:53:47,642 Yep. 1454 01:53:47,892 --> 01:53:49,519 What? 1455 01:53:50,000 --> 01:53:53,114 112486