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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:27,677 --> 00:00:31,021 Life is like a parody of your favorite song. 2 00:00:31,159 --> 00:00:33,746 Just when you think you know all the words, 3 00:00:33,883 --> 00:00:38,159 surprise, you don't know anything. 4 00:00:43,401 --> 00:00:45,332 Clear the way, clear the way! 5 00:00:45,470 --> 00:00:46,608 Clear! 6 00:00:46,746 --> 00:00:48,125 Shut that door, please! 7 00:00:54,435 --> 00:00:55,401 Clear! 8 00:00:58,814 --> 00:01:01,194 Dammit. Dammit! 9 00:01:04,608 --> 00:01:06,263 All right, nurse, let's call it. 10 00:01:07,780 --> 00:01:10,090 Time of death: 7:30-- 11 00:01:12,332 --> 00:01:14,952 Quick! 12 00:01:15,090 --> 00:01:17,366 I need some paper, and a number two pencil. 13 00:01:17,504 --> 00:01:20,608 But... maybe I'm getting a little ahead of myself. 14 00:01:25,539 --> 00:01:28,435 Why don't we start back at the beginning. 15 00:01:30,642 --> 00:01:33,746 All gabardine suits are now 30% off. 16 00:01:35,573 --> 00:01:37,504 Jenkins in to the windup, 17 00:01:37,642 --> 00:01:39,677 and the three-two fastball is in the-- 18 00:01:41,470 --> 00:01:43,263 President Nixon is on board Air-- 19 00:01:45,125 --> 00:01:49,642 ♪ Dr. Demento, Dr. Demento ♪ 20 00:01:49,779 --> 00:01:54,401 Whoo-whoo-whoo, wind up your radio! 21 00:01:54,539 --> 00:01:57,918 It's time for The Dr. Demento Show, 22 00:01:58,056 --> 00:02:03,435 two hours of mad music and crazy comedy 23 00:02:03,573 --> 00:02:06,297 - from out of the archives... - Alfy! 24 00:02:06,435 --> 00:02:08,849 What have we told you about listening to that garbage? 25 00:02:08,987 --> 00:02:10,918 But Mom, it's Dr. Demento. 26 00:02:11,056 --> 00:02:12,745 It's my favorite show in the whole world. 27 00:02:12,883 --> 00:02:14,470 It's going to rot your brain. 28 00:02:14,608 --> 00:02:16,297 You're lucky your father wasn't here to catch you, mister. 29 00:02:16,435 --> 00:02:18,711 You know how he feels about that kind of music. 30 00:02:18,849 --> 00:02:20,849 Yes, I know. 31 00:02:24,159 --> 00:02:27,779 All right. Now go on, go get washed up. 32 00:02:27,918 --> 00:02:30,056 Dinner will be ready in a few minutes. 33 00:03:11,194 --> 00:03:14,056 Alfy, aren't you going to ask your father how his day was? 34 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:17,159 Um, how was your day, Dad? 35 00:03:19,539 --> 00:03:22,263 What, how was my day? 36 00:03:22,401 --> 00:03:24,676 We had another fatality down at the factory. 37 00:03:24,814 --> 00:03:26,539 Oh, God, real grisly one this time. 38 00:03:26,676 --> 00:03:29,228 It was that McKinley kid that started last week. 39 00:03:29,366 --> 00:03:31,228 I kept telling him to stop messing around 40 00:03:31,366 --> 00:03:35,159 by that industrial shredder, but he just wouldn't listen. 41 00:03:35,297 --> 00:03:37,090 I would've reached out and grabbed him, 42 00:03:37,228 --> 00:03:41,021 but I already lost one hand to that cursed machine. 43 00:03:43,090 --> 00:03:45,814 Well, anyway, there's an opening down on the factory floor. 44 00:03:45,952 --> 00:03:47,504 Maybe I could pull a few strings 45 00:03:47,641 --> 00:03:49,539 and you could spend the summer working with your old man. 46 00:03:49,676 --> 00:03:51,228 How's that sound? 47 00:03:51,366 --> 00:03:53,297 Um, no thank you. 48 00:03:53,435 --> 00:03:54,814 "No, thank you." 49 00:03:54,952 --> 00:03:56,539 Well, you're gonna have to learn sooner or later, 50 00:03:56,676 --> 00:04:00,228 that factory, that factory will make a man outta you. 51 00:04:00,366 --> 00:04:02,401 But I don't wanna work at the factory. 52 00:04:02,539 --> 00:04:03,952 I wanna make songs. 53 00:04:04,090 --> 00:04:09,194 What? You wanna make songs? Did you hear that, Mary? 54 00:04:09,332 --> 00:04:12,090 We got a regular Bing Crosby on our hands, don't we? 55 00:04:12,228 --> 00:04:13,814 Nick, you're embarrassing him. 56 00:04:13,952 --> 00:04:17,125 Oh, am I? Why don't you sing us a little ditty, Bing, huh? 57 00:04:17,263 --> 00:04:20,090 Such a little songbird. Sing one for us. 58 00:04:24,987 --> 00:04:28,849 ♪ Amazing grapes ♪ 59 00:04:28,987 --> 00:04:32,228 ♪ How sweet the juice ♪ 60 00:04:32,366 --> 00:04:36,849 ♪ It tastes so good to me... ♪ 61 00:04:36,987 --> 00:04:40,125 Stop, stop! What in God's name are you doing? 62 00:04:40,263 --> 00:04:41,987 Those aren't the right words. 63 00:04:42,125 --> 00:04:44,779 I know. I made 'em better. 64 00:04:44,918 --> 00:04:47,918 By changing the lyrics to a well-known song? 65 00:04:48,056 --> 00:04:51,090 No, boy, what you're doing is confusing and evil. 66 00:04:51,228 --> 00:04:52,779 My God, and I will not have 67 00:04:52,918 --> 00:04:55,332 that kind of blasphemy in my own home. 68 00:04:55,470 --> 00:04:56,814 But Dad... 69 00:04:56,952 --> 00:04:59,056 What has gotten into you, Alfred? 70 00:04:59,194 --> 00:05:01,641 Hmm? With the songs and the crazy magazines? 71 00:05:01,779 --> 00:05:04,676 That is all gonna stop now, young man! 72 00:05:04,814 --> 00:05:06,366 Honey, I know it's hard to hear this, 73 00:05:06,504 --> 00:05:10,125 but your dad and I had a long talk 74 00:05:10,263 --> 00:05:13,297 and we agreed it would be best for all of us 75 00:05:13,435 --> 00:05:16,056 if you would just stop being who you are 76 00:05:16,194 --> 00:05:18,125 and doing the things you love. 77 00:05:19,538 --> 00:05:21,710 You don't understand me! 78 00:05:28,849 --> 00:05:30,435 It was a few weeks later 79 00:05:30,572 --> 00:05:32,745 when a mysterious stranger showed up at my door 80 00:05:32,883 --> 00:05:36,745 and changed my life forever. 81 00:05:38,779 --> 00:05:40,710 Alfy, get the door. 82 00:05:42,814 --> 00:05:44,228 Why, good afternoon, sir. 83 00:05:44,366 --> 00:05:45,883 The gentleman of the house, I take it? 84 00:05:46,021 --> 00:05:48,470 Well, congratulations. Today is your lucky day. 85 00:05:48,607 --> 00:05:52,056 How would you like to be the envy of all of your friends 86 00:05:52,194 --> 00:05:54,021 and the most popular fellow in town? 87 00:05:54,159 --> 00:05:56,607 Well, everything you need to make that happen... 88 00:05:56,745 --> 00:05:58,883 is right here in this box. 89 00:06:02,021 --> 00:06:05,125 Um, my dad is actually... 90 00:06:05,263 --> 00:06:07,883 - Voila. 91 00:06:08,021 --> 00:06:09,779 Feast your eyes. 92 00:06:11,263 --> 00:06:17,263 Have you ever seen such a gorgeous instrument? 93 00:06:19,918 --> 00:06:22,918 Better yet, try it on. 94 00:06:26,297 --> 00:06:28,090 Son, when you play the accordion, 95 00:06:28,228 --> 00:06:30,125 you are a one-man band. 96 00:06:30,263 --> 00:06:33,710 You are the life of every party. 97 00:06:33,849 --> 00:06:36,676 Go ahead, son, tickle those ivories. 98 00:06:42,676 --> 00:06:44,263 A natural talent. 99 00:06:45,883 --> 00:06:47,849 Son, you cannot squander that. 100 00:06:47,987 --> 00:06:50,469 You have got to buy this beauty, and I guarantee it, 101 00:06:50,607 --> 00:06:53,056 you are gonna have girls lined up around the corner. 102 00:06:53,194 --> 00:06:54,607 You're gonna need a lifeguard 103 00:06:54,745 --> 00:06:57,366 because you're gonna be drowning in so much p-- 104 00:06:57,503 --> 00:06:59,918 Hey! What's going on? 105 00:07:00,056 --> 00:07:02,056 And hello to you, sir. 106 00:07:02,194 --> 00:07:04,090 What are you doing in my house? 107 00:07:04,228 --> 00:07:06,056 And why is my innocent young child 108 00:07:06,194 --> 00:07:07,883 wearing that devil's squeeze box? 109 00:07:08,021 --> 00:07:09,056 That's actually our newest-- 110 00:07:09,194 --> 00:07:10,814 I thought I told you to shut up! 111 00:07:13,263 --> 00:07:15,228 I don't remember you telling me to shut up before, 112 00:07:15,366 --> 00:07:17,538 but if you're telling me now, I will gladly-- 113 00:07:22,401 --> 00:07:23,710 Dad! 114 00:07:23,849 --> 00:07:26,745 - Ah! 115 00:07:30,641 --> 00:07:32,814 Dad, stop! You're killing him! 116 00:07:33,745 --> 00:07:35,021 Nick? Oh Nick, oh Nick! 117 00:07:35,159 --> 00:07:38,503 No, Nick! Hey! Nicky, stop it right now! 118 00:07:38,641 --> 00:07:40,332 You made me do this, boy. 119 00:07:40,469 --> 00:07:42,332 You brought this evil into the house. 120 00:07:42,469 --> 00:07:43,263 And now look at you. 121 00:07:43,400 --> 00:07:44,849 Look at you. 122 00:07:44,987 --> 00:07:49,228 Take that devilish monstrosity off this very instant. 123 00:07:49,366 --> 00:07:51,434 I don't wanna see you ever wearing it again! 124 00:07:51,572 --> 00:07:54,021 Nick, why don't you go take a little walk? 125 00:07:54,159 --> 00:07:55,987 I think you'd better cool off. 126 00:07:56,125 --> 00:07:58,641 - Yeah. Yeah. 127 00:07:58,779 --> 00:08:02,918 I could use some fresh air because it stinks in here. 128 00:08:12,469 --> 00:08:15,745 I'll be right back. Don't go anywhere. 129 00:08:15,883 --> 00:08:20,400 I'll be right here. 130 00:08:22,607 --> 00:08:24,090 Mister, I'm so sorry about this. 131 00:08:24,228 --> 00:08:26,952 My husband, he just has a little bit of a temper, 132 00:08:27,090 --> 00:08:29,159 but he is a good man and he means well, 133 00:08:29,297 --> 00:08:32,849 but anyway, if you're amenable to it, 134 00:08:32,987 --> 00:08:35,676 we'd like to buy that accordion. 135 00:08:35,814 --> 00:08:37,503 Mom! You mean it? 136 00:08:37,641 --> 00:08:39,918 How do you feel about an early Christmas present? 137 00:08:40,056 --> 00:08:42,676 Yes! This is the best thing ever! 138 00:08:42,814 --> 00:08:44,814 Thank you so much! 139 00:08:46,228 --> 00:08:47,849 There's just one thing. 140 00:08:51,503 --> 00:08:56,987 No one can see you playing it, especially your father. 141 00:08:57,125 --> 00:09:00,400 This is our secret. Do you understand me? 142 00:09:02,710 --> 00:09:07,710 Mom... does Dad hate me? 143 00:09:07,849 --> 00:09:11,883 No, of course not, sweetie. 144 00:09:12,021 --> 00:09:15,365 Then why is he always so hard on me? 145 00:09:17,090 --> 00:09:19,365 Listen, you're too young to understand now, 146 00:09:19,503 --> 00:09:23,503 but just trust me, your father has his reasons. 147 00:09:23,641 --> 00:09:27,434 I think I have a collapsed lung. 148 00:09:27,572 --> 00:09:32,021 We're trying to have a conversation here, sir. 149 00:09:32,159 --> 00:09:34,572 For the next few years, I kept to myself 150 00:09:34,710 --> 00:09:37,090 and tried my best to please Mom and Dad, 151 00:09:37,228 --> 00:09:41,090 but deep down, I felt like I was living a lie. 152 00:09:41,228 --> 00:09:44,056 Sure. I was well-behaved, I got good grades, 153 00:09:44,194 --> 00:09:48,194 but I never let anyone know the real me. 154 00:09:48,331 --> 00:09:52,228 Hey, Yankovic, you going to that party at Hofstadter's tonight? 155 00:09:52,365 --> 00:09:55,814 - His parents are out of town. - Ah, geez, guys, I don't know. 156 00:09:55,952 --> 00:09:57,918 I'm not really allowed to go to parties. 157 00:09:58,056 --> 00:09:59,676 You don't need to have your parents' permission. 158 00:09:59,814 --> 00:10:00,779 Just sneak out. 159 00:10:00,918 --> 00:10:02,503 I-I don't think I can. 160 00:10:02,641 --> 00:10:04,779 My mom always tucks me in, in case I have night terrors. 161 00:10:04,918 --> 00:10:06,469 You have night terrors? 162 00:10:06,607 --> 00:10:08,607 No, I--You know, just in case. 163 00:10:08,745 --> 00:10:11,538 Well, just use a hay boy, then. 164 00:10:11,676 --> 00:10:13,952 A hay boy? What's that? 165 00:10:14,090 --> 00:10:15,365 You don't know what a hay boy is? 166 00:10:16,883 --> 00:10:18,572 Oh, dude, you've got a lot to learn. 167 00:10:18,710 --> 00:10:22,365 Just let us handle everything. We'll pick you up tonight. 168 00:10:24,262 --> 00:10:25,331 Okay, yeah. 169 00:10:27,952 --> 00:10:29,331 Night-night, Alfy. 170 00:10:29,469 --> 00:10:32,194 Don't let the bed bugs give you night terrors. 171 00:10:50,056 --> 00:10:52,469 I mean, Myron Floren is great and all, 172 00:10:52,607 --> 00:10:53,779 Lawrence Welk sure likes him, 173 00:10:53,918 --> 00:10:56,745 but he's way too overexposed. 174 00:10:56,883 --> 00:11:00,365 For my money, it's Whoopee John Wilfahrt 175 00:11:00,503 --> 00:11:03,193 that really gets me just hoppin' and steppin'. 176 00:11:03,331 --> 00:11:06,193 I'm all about that Minnesota sound, man. 177 00:11:06,331 --> 00:11:09,262 - Look what I found! - Hey, hey! 178 00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:11,607 Hey, you didn't tell me that this was gonna be a polka party. 179 00:11:11,745 --> 00:11:14,607 - What, do you not like polka? - No, I like it, it's-- 180 00:11:14,745 --> 00:11:17,779 My parents would kill me if they knew I was here, okay? 181 00:11:17,918 --> 00:11:19,296 I'm so, so sorry, guys. 182 00:11:19,434 --> 00:11:20,952 I-I-I gotta go. I can't--I can't be here, man. 183 00:11:21,090 --> 00:11:23,021 Come on, Al. Live a little! 184 00:11:23,159 --> 00:11:24,434 What's the worst that could happen? 185 00:11:24,572 --> 00:11:26,021 You might actually let your guard down 186 00:11:26,159 --> 00:11:27,883 and enjoy your life for once? 187 00:11:33,262 --> 00:11:36,469 Yeah, yeah, I can... let my guard down. 188 00:11:41,296 --> 00:11:44,262 Hey... and sorry. 189 00:11:46,952 --> 00:11:50,607 Hey, everybody, look what I found! 190 00:11:52,883 --> 00:11:55,262 Dude, pass it here. Pass it. 191 00:12:01,090 --> 00:12:03,710 - Okay, dude. Okay. 192 00:12:03,849 --> 00:12:05,090 Al, here. You gotta try this. 193 00:12:05,227 --> 00:12:07,021 Oh, no. No, no, thanks. I'm good. 194 00:12:07,158 --> 00:12:08,503 Al's afraid his mommy and daddy 195 00:12:08,641 --> 00:12:10,607 are gonna find out he tried an accordion. 196 00:12:12,469 --> 00:12:14,918 I just don't wanna play, okay? Just, just lay off me, man! 197 00:12:17,607 --> 00:12:19,745 No, guys-- 198 00:12:19,883 --> 00:12:21,849 - I'm not gonna-- 199 00:12:26,676 --> 00:12:29,365 I'm not--I'm not--I'm not-- 200 00:12:31,676 --> 00:12:35,158 Okay. Yeah, sure. I'll play, yeah. 201 00:13:18,296 --> 00:13:21,296 - It's the cops! Everyone, run! 202 00:13:27,918 --> 00:13:29,987 I'm sorry to disturb you, ma'am, 203 00:13:30,124 --> 00:13:34,572 but I'm afraid we found your son at a polka party. 204 00:13:34,710 --> 00:13:36,572 He was playing an accordion. 205 00:13:36,710 --> 00:13:39,296 That's impossible. Alfy's in-- 206 00:13:39,434 --> 00:13:43,676 A hay boy?! Really? 207 00:13:43,814 --> 00:13:46,469 What did I do to deserve this, huh? Huh? 208 00:13:46,607 --> 00:13:48,779 It's like I don't even know you anymore, Al. 209 00:13:48,918 --> 00:13:50,227 You want me to be like you. 210 00:13:50,365 --> 00:13:51,814 Look at me, I'm nothing like you. 211 00:13:51,952 --> 00:13:53,331 You want me to work that factory. 212 00:13:53,469 --> 00:13:55,849 Okay, I don't even know what you make down there. 213 00:13:55,987 --> 00:13:57,331 You just call it the factory. 214 00:13:57,469 --> 00:13:59,158 You will find out what we make at the factory 215 00:13:59,296 --> 00:14:00,814 when you work at the factory! 216 00:14:00,952 --> 00:14:04,469 Well, it's my life, and I wanna make music 217 00:14:04,607 --> 00:14:06,227 and I wanna play the accordion. 218 00:14:06,365 --> 00:14:07,641 Ah, hogwash! 219 00:14:07,779 --> 00:14:12,020 And I'm good. I'm really, really good! 220 00:14:12,158 --> 00:14:15,055 How did you get good at playing the accordion, huh? Huh? 221 00:14:15,193 --> 00:14:17,193 It certainly wasn't under my roof, was it? 222 00:14:17,331 --> 00:14:19,987 What'd you do, sneak out and practice in the woods 223 00:14:20,124 --> 00:14:21,572 in the middle of the night? 224 00:14:21,710 --> 00:14:25,952 No. I played it here, quietly. 225 00:14:27,572 --> 00:14:29,400 Yeah, I play in the closet. 226 00:14:31,296 --> 00:14:34,400 But I'm not a closet accordion player anymore. 227 00:14:34,538 --> 00:14:36,296 It feels good! 228 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:42,193 The closet, you say? 229 00:14:45,469 --> 00:14:46,918 Hmm... 230 00:14:47,055 --> 00:14:49,193 No-no-no. Dad, Dad, hey. Hey, hey, hey, Dad. 231 00:14:49,331 --> 00:14:51,262 No-no-no. You're not going-- It's not in there. 232 00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:53,158 You're not gonna find anything in there. 233 00:14:53,296 --> 00:14:54,986 Dad, what are you doing? No, no, Dad--No-no-no-no-- 234 00:14:55,124 --> 00:14:56,641 Dad, no. Dad, please. 235 00:14:56,779 --> 00:14:57,745 - Uh-huh? - Stop, stop. 236 00:14:57,883 --> 00:14:59,538 - Boy. - Stop. Stop it. 237 00:14:59,676 --> 00:15:02,055 - Boy, this... - Please, Dad. Please! No-no-no! 238 00:15:02,193 --> 00:15:03,641 This is for your own good, boy. 239 00:15:03,779 --> 00:15:05,572 No, I need this, I need this-- 240 00:15:10,124 --> 00:15:11,849 No! 241 00:15:13,469 --> 00:15:15,951 No, no, no, no, no! 242 00:15:16,089 --> 00:15:19,020 You--You think you're gonna stop me from playing? 243 00:15:19,158 --> 00:15:21,365 You'll see. One day I'm gonna be the best-- 244 00:15:21,503 --> 00:15:24,055 Well, perhaps not technically the best, 245 00:15:24,193 --> 00:15:27,331 but arguably the most famous accordion player 246 00:15:27,469 --> 00:15:30,676 in an extremely specific genre of music. 247 00:15:30,814 --> 00:15:32,227 I'll show you. 248 00:15:33,434 --> 00:15:35,089 I'll show everybody! 249 00:15:35,951 --> 00:15:37,296 Get out! 250 00:15:40,020 --> 00:15:41,883 - Good riddance! 251 00:15:48,779 --> 00:15:52,469 Things at home never got any better after that. 252 00:15:52,607 --> 00:15:55,124 But within a few years, I graduated 253 00:15:55,262 --> 00:15:58,365 and I was able to move out and live on my own. 254 00:15:58,503 --> 00:16:01,331 Well, with three other guys in a dirt-cheap apartment, 255 00:16:01,469 --> 00:16:05,434 but the point is, I didn't have to answer to anybody. 256 00:16:05,572 --> 00:16:07,262 - Hey, hey. - Howdy. 257 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,641 Now I'd have a chance to find others 258 00:16:09,779 --> 00:16:12,365 who would truly understand me. 259 00:16:12,503 --> 00:16:15,503 I could find my people. 260 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:22,124 ♪ Beat on the brat Beat on the brat ♪ 261 00:16:22,262 --> 00:16:24,296 ♪ Beat on the brat With a baseball bat ♪ 262 00:16:24,434 --> 00:16:27,469 ♪ Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh-ho ♪ 263 00:16:29,779 --> 00:16:32,503 ♪ Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh-ho ♪ 264 00:16:32,641 --> 00:16:33,986 - Okay. - ♪ Hey! ♪ 265 00:16:34,124 --> 00:16:36,745 ♪ Hey! Hey! Hey! ♪ 266 00:16:36,882 --> 00:16:40,020 - Okay, that's enough. Thanks. - Mm. 267 00:16:40,158 --> 00:16:44,227 Yeah. Very... very interesting. 268 00:16:44,365 --> 00:16:47,365 So... we'll let you know, okay? 269 00:16:47,503 --> 00:16:51,814 Great. Um, when? 270 00:16:51,951 --> 00:16:54,089 Right now. You didn't make it. 271 00:17:00,434 --> 00:17:02,158 This sucks. 272 00:17:02,296 --> 00:17:05,158 It's the fifth audition I've been kicked out of this week. 273 00:17:05,296 --> 00:17:08,779 It's almost like nobody wants an accordion player in their band. 274 00:17:08,917 --> 00:17:10,607 That just doesn't make any sense. 275 00:17:10,745 --> 00:17:12,331 Yeah. Accordions are cool. 276 00:17:12,469 --> 00:17:14,641 That's the problem with being on the bleeding edge. 277 00:17:14,779 --> 00:17:17,020 You gotta wait for the rest of the world to catch up with you. 278 00:17:17,158 --> 00:17:19,158 I don't have time to wait. 279 00:17:19,296 --> 00:17:21,262 If nobody wants to have me in their group, 280 00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:23,262 I'm just gonna have to go it on my own. 281 00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:25,193 Don't worry, it's gonna happen for you. 282 00:17:25,331 --> 00:17:27,296 You just gotta hang in there. We got your back. 283 00:17:27,434 --> 00:17:30,538 Thanks, Bermuda. All you guys. You've just been so great. 284 00:17:30,676 --> 00:17:33,469 You really get me. It is such a difference 285 00:17:33,607 --> 00:17:35,607 after living with my folks for so long. 286 00:17:35,745 --> 00:17:37,917 Yeah. And you know, the best part of moving away from home 287 00:17:38,055 --> 00:17:41,400 is you can do anything you want. Hook up with girls... 288 00:17:41,538 --> 00:17:42,710 Get high all the time. 289 00:17:42,848 --> 00:17:44,710 Yeah, I mean, literally anything. 290 00:17:44,848 --> 00:17:46,020 There are no rules. 291 00:17:46,158 --> 00:17:47,607 Just last night, I was driving 292 00:17:47,745 --> 00:17:50,089 down the wrong side of the 101 with my eyes closed, 293 00:17:50,227 --> 00:17:52,848 not knowing whether I was gonna live to see another day 294 00:17:52,986 --> 00:17:56,572 or die in a horrible, fiery wreck. 295 00:17:56,710 --> 00:17:57,986 Suck on that, Mom and Dad. 296 00:17:58,124 --> 00:17:59,951 - Yeah. You get it, Steve. - You go, Steve. 297 00:18:00,089 --> 00:18:01,400 Oh, wow, Steve. 298 00:18:01,538 --> 00:18:02,882 What about you, Al? 299 00:18:03,020 --> 00:18:04,572 What's something you always wanted to do, 300 00:18:04,710 --> 00:18:06,158 but you were never allowed to? 301 00:18:12,745 --> 00:18:16,124 Make up new words to a song that already exists. 302 00:18:19,055 --> 00:18:21,503 Oh, well, you should do that, then. 303 00:18:21,641 --> 00:18:22,882 Absolutely. 304 00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:24,400 Yeah. Why don't you do it right now? 305 00:18:24,538 --> 00:18:25,951 Go on. Make up something brilliant. 306 00:18:26,089 --> 00:18:27,882 No, guys, it's not that easy. 307 00:18:28,020 --> 00:18:30,262 I gotta wait for inspiration to strike, 308 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:33,503 and I'm pretty sure that well dried up a long time ago. 309 00:18:33,641 --> 00:18:35,813 Oh, well, if you're not gonna write us a song, 310 00:18:35,951 --> 00:18:37,572 why don't you make us some sandwiches? 311 00:18:37,710 --> 00:18:39,917 Oh, yeah, dude, I'm starving. 312 00:18:40,055 --> 00:18:43,193 Sandwich! Sandwich! Sandwich! 313 00:18:43,331 --> 00:18:45,744 Okay, okay, okay. Guys, I'm on it. 314 00:18:45,882 --> 00:18:47,158 Jim, you wanna put on some tunes? 315 00:18:47,296 --> 00:18:48,331 Yeah. 316 00:19:00,951 --> 00:19:03,503 Oh, Steve? This bologna has your name on it. 317 00:19:03,641 --> 00:19:04,917 - Can we? - Uh, yeah, sure. 318 00:19:05,055 --> 00:19:07,193 Just open up a package of my bologna. 319 00:19:07,331 --> 00:19:10,538 ♪ Ooh, you make my motor run My motor run ♪ 320 00:19:10,676 --> 00:19:13,641 ♪ Gun it comin' Off of the line, Sharona ♪ 321 00:19:13,778 --> 00:19:17,193 ♪ Never gonna stop, give it up Such a dirty mind ♪ 322 00:19:17,331 --> 00:19:20,641 ♪ I always get it up for The touch of the younger kind ♪ 323 00:19:20,778 --> 00:19:26,813 ♪ My, my, my-yi-yi, whoo! M-M-M-My Sharona ♪ 324 00:19:26,951 --> 00:19:30,158 ♪ Whoo! M-M-M-My Sharona ♪ 325 00:19:30,296 --> 00:19:34,020 ♪ Whoo! M-M-M-My Sharona, whoo! ♪ 326 00:19:34,158 --> 00:19:37,709 Is this DJ asleep? The record keeps skipping. 327 00:19:37,848 --> 00:19:40,124 Hey! Wake up. 328 00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:43,917 ♪ Whoo! M-M-M-My Sharona, whoo! ♪ 329 00:19:44,055 --> 00:19:46,538 - ♪ M-M-M-My Sharona ♪ - ♪ M-M-M-My bologna ♪ 330 00:19:46,675 --> 00:19:50,227 - ♪ M-M-M-My bologna ♪ - ♪ Whoo! M-M-M-My Sharona ♪ 331 00:19:52,813 --> 00:19:54,089 Al? 332 00:19:54,227 --> 00:19:56,848 ♪ M-M-M-My bologna ♪ 333 00:19:59,709 --> 00:20:02,193 ♪ M-M-M-My bologna ♪ 334 00:20:04,262 --> 00:20:05,227 You okay? 335 00:20:14,262 --> 00:20:17,055 ♪ Ooh, my little hungry one Hungry one ♪ 336 00:20:17,193 --> 00:20:21,331 ♪ Open up a package Of my bologna ♪ 337 00:20:26,296 --> 00:20:27,882 ♪ Ooh, I think the toast Is done ♪ 338 00:20:28,020 --> 00:20:29,434 ♪ The toast is done ♪ 339 00:20:29,572 --> 00:20:33,158 ♪ Top it with a little Of my bologna ♪ 340 00:20:36,917 --> 00:20:38,434 Where did that come from? 341 00:20:38,572 --> 00:20:39,848 Dude, I've got chills. 342 00:20:39,986 --> 00:20:41,538 I don't know, it just came out of me. 343 00:20:41,675 --> 00:20:44,503 I've never heard anything like that before in my life. 344 00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:45,744 You have to record that. 345 00:20:45,882 --> 00:20:47,469 Record it? No, come on, guys. 346 00:20:47,606 --> 00:20:49,331 Al, you've got something here. 347 00:20:49,469 --> 00:20:53,124 I don't know if it comes from God or the devil, 348 00:20:53,262 --> 00:20:55,227 but the world needs to hear it. 349 00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:57,778 No, forget it, guys. 350 00:20:57,917 --> 00:20:59,227 I don't have the money for a recording studio. 351 00:20:59,365 --> 00:21:01,675 I think the bathroom at the bus station 352 00:21:01,813 --> 00:21:03,675 has pretty good acoustics. 353 00:21:06,606 --> 00:21:09,848 Yeah, sounds good in here. 354 00:21:09,986 --> 00:21:12,400 You can put it right there, that works. 355 00:21:14,262 --> 00:21:17,089 ♪ Ooh, my little hungry one Hungry one ♪ 356 00:21:17,227 --> 00:21:19,571 ♪ Open up a package Of my bologna ♪ 357 00:21:19,709 --> 00:21:21,193 ♪ Ooh, I think the toast Is done ♪ 358 00:21:21,331 --> 00:21:23,055 ♪ The toast is done ♪ 359 00:21:23,193 --> 00:21:25,503 ♪ Top it with a little Of my bologna ♪ 360 00:21:25,640 --> 00:21:27,331 ♪ Never gonna stop, eat it up ♪ 361 00:21:27,469 --> 00:21:29,262 ♪ Such a tasty snack I always eat too much ♪ 362 00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:30,744 ♪ And throw up But I'll soon be back ♪ 363 00:21:30,882 --> 00:21:34,262 ♪ For my my my-yi-yi, whoo! ♪ 364 00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:39,848 ♪ M-M-M-My bologna M-m-m-my bologna, hey! ♪ 365 00:22:00,606 --> 00:22:02,365 All right. 366 00:22:02,503 --> 00:22:05,675 Just mailed the tape off to Captain Buffoon. 367 00:22:05,813 --> 00:22:07,089 Now, I guess, all I gotta do is 368 00:22:07,227 --> 00:22:10,158 sit back and wait to become famous. 369 00:22:10,296 --> 00:22:13,296 Yeah, I don't think that's quite how it works, Al. 370 00:22:13,434 --> 00:22:16,537 Nobody becomes famous overnight. That's a myth. 371 00:22:16,675 --> 00:22:18,675 Sometimes it takes years, 372 00:22:18,813 --> 00:22:20,675 decades of hard work to get noticed. 373 00:22:20,813 --> 00:22:22,848 - What? - Look, I believe in you. 374 00:22:22,986 --> 00:22:24,778 I know it's gonna happen for you someday, 375 00:22:24,917 --> 00:22:27,331 but you can't just mail your tape off to some disc jockey 376 00:22:27,469 --> 00:22:29,571 and expect to instantly become a sensation. 377 00:22:29,709 --> 00:22:31,917 Man, why can't I catch a break? 378 00:22:34,469 --> 00:22:36,882 Captain Buffoon on your radio dial. 379 00:22:37,020 --> 00:22:38,848 No, I'm not making this up-- 380 00:22:38,986 --> 00:22:41,262 I just received this tape in the mail a few minutes ago, 381 00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:44,640 and what can I say? It's an instant sensation! 382 00:22:44,778 --> 00:22:46,055 It's already the number one 383 00:22:46,193 --> 00:22:47,848 most-requested song of the week, 384 00:22:47,986 --> 00:22:49,709 and we're playing it all day long. 385 00:22:49,848 --> 00:22:54,193 So, here it is, once again, Al Yankovic with My Bologna! 386 00:22:59,296 --> 00:23:03,675 - Again! 387 00:23:03,813 --> 00:23:06,571 ♪ Ooh, my little hungry one Hungry one ♪ 388 00:23:06,709 --> 00:23:08,124 ♪ Open up a package... ♪ 389 00:23:08,262 --> 00:23:09,813 You know what this means, right? 390 00:23:09,951 --> 00:23:12,296 You gotta get yourself a record deal. 391 00:23:14,813 --> 00:23:17,020 ♪ Never gonna stop, eat it up ♪ 392 00:23:17,158 --> 00:23:18,951 ♪ Such a tasty snack I always eat too much ♪ 393 00:23:19,089 --> 00:23:20,606 ♪ And throw up But I'll soon be back ♪ 394 00:23:20,744 --> 00:23:23,882 ♪ For my, my, my-yi-yi, whoo! ♪ 395 00:23:24,020 --> 00:23:26,640 ♪ M-M-M-My bologna ♪ 396 00:23:26,778 --> 00:23:28,917 ♪ M-M-M-My bologna, hey! ♪ 397 00:23:44,571 --> 00:23:46,365 I've heard enough. 398 00:23:49,571 --> 00:23:51,917 And what did you think? 399 00:23:52,055 --> 00:23:55,331 Do you know why they call it the "music business"? 400 00:23:55,468 --> 00:23:57,400 Uh, why? 401 00:23:57,537 --> 00:23:58,571 Because it's a business. 402 00:23:58,709 --> 00:23:59,917 It's a business! 403 00:24:00,055 --> 00:24:01,433 Use your head, kid. 404 00:24:01,571 --> 00:24:03,951 Nobody wants to hear a parody song 405 00:24:04,089 --> 00:24:06,917 when they can hear the real thing for the same price. 406 00:24:07,055 --> 00:24:08,537 What's the point? 407 00:24:08,675 --> 00:24:10,709 Yeah, it makes no financial sense whatsoever. 408 00:24:10,848 --> 00:24:12,848 Uh, my-my-my song was actually 409 00:24:12,986 --> 00:24:14,675 a-a big hit on The Captain Buffoon Show. 410 00:24:14,813 --> 00:24:16,675 - Oh! - What? 411 00:24:16,813 --> 00:24:17,986 Captain Buffoon? Really? 412 00:24:18,124 --> 00:24:19,571 - Yeah. - Wait, wait. 413 00:24:19,709 --> 00:24:21,675 Captain Buffoon actually played your song on the radio? 414 00:24:21,813 --> 00:24:23,158 Yeah. 415 00:24:23,296 --> 00:24:24,848 Why didn't you tell us? This changes everything. 416 00:24:24,986 --> 00:24:26,502 Ben, get this young gentleman a record contract 417 00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:28,055 this very instant. 418 00:24:28,193 --> 00:24:30,606 We are gonna sign him to a 14-album deal. 419 00:24:30,744 --> 00:24:31,917 Wait, really? 420 00:24:32,055 --> 00:24:34,433 No! What do you think I am, an idiot? 421 00:24:34,571 --> 00:24:36,848 - He's not an idiot! - I'm not an idiot! 422 00:24:36,986 --> 00:24:39,399 - If I may interject here. - Please. 423 00:24:39,537 --> 00:24:41,296 Look, I'd just like to say 424 00:24:41,433 --> 00:24:43,468 that you got some nerve coming in here 425 00:24:43,606 --> 00:24:48,193 and wasting my time and my brother Tony's time. 426 00:24:48,331 --> 00:24:52,882 I'm gonna remember your name because you, Al Yankovic, 427 00:24:53,020 --> 00:24:56,331 are the most untalented, pathetic loser 428 00:24:56,468 --> 00:24:59,468 that I've ever met in my entire life. 429 00:24:59,606 --> 00:25:01,193 Okay, um, maybe-- 430 00:25:01,331 --> 00:25:06,571 You're nothing but a hack, a stupid, useless parasite, 431 00:25:06,709 --> 00:25:09,640 - and you're so ugly. - Okay... 432 00:25:09,778 --> 00:25:13,951 That ridiculous hair, that horrible mustache, 433 00:25:14,089 --> 00:25:15,882 stupid glasses. 434 00:25:16,020 --> 00:25:17,364 You make me wanna throw up! 435 00:25:17,502 --> 00:25:19,055 All right, thank you. Thank you, Ben. 436 00:25:19,193 --> 00:25:20,848 Thank you, Ben, for your, for your thoughts. 437 00:25:20,986 --> 00:25:22,537 - Thank you. - Jeez. 438 00:25:22,675 --> 00:25:24,330 - Ugh. - Look, kid, 439 00:25:24,468 --> 00:25:28,537 if you really have your heart set on doing this stupid music, 440 00:25:28,675 --> 00:25:30,502 maybe write more than one song. 441 00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:32,813 Yeah, all the biggest musical acts have more than 442 00:25:32,951 --> 00:25:34,675 one song in their catalog. 443 00:25:34,813 --> 00:25:36,124 That's very true. 444 00:25:36,262 --> 00:25:38,020 And also, get out in front of a live audience. 445 00:25:38,158 --> 00:25:39,744 Any audience, any stage, 446 00:25:39,882 --> 00:25:42,917 just get out there, build up your chops, and who knows? 447 00:25:43,055 --> 00:25:46,468 Maybe someday... we'll talk again. 448 00:25:46,606 --> 00:25:49,640 But don't count on it because you truly suck. 449 00:25:49,778 --> 00:25:50,744 Right. 450 00:25:50,882 --> 00:25:52,193 Okay. 451 00:25:52,330 --> 00:25:53,399 ♪ One, two, three, four! ♪ 452 00:25:59,848 --> 00:26:04,158 ♪ Bowling with the devil! ♪ 453 00:26:05,709 --> 00:26:08,640 Thank you! We are Skunk Barf! 454 00:26:08,778 --> 00:26:13,020 - You guys suck! 455 00:26:19,882 --> 00:26:22,986 I can't do this. I can't do this. 456 00:26:23,124 --> 00:26:25,055 Just relax, you'll be great. 457 00:26:25,193 --> 00:26:26,882 Yeah, the new song's a bona fide hit. 458 00:26:27,020 --> 00:26:28,744 It's about ice cream! 459 00:26:28,882 --> 00:26:30,537 Everybody likes ice cream. 460 00:26:30,675 --> 00:26:33,882 This seems like more of a whiskey and... heroin crowd. 461 00:26:34,020 --> 00:26:35,882 Look, guys, I appreciate you 462 00:26:36,020 --> 00:26:37,778 being here for moral support and everything, 463 00:26:37,917 --> 00:26:39,089 but they are literally gonna kill me. 464 00:26:39,227 --> 00:26:40,571 We need to leave right now. 465 00:26:40,709 --> 00:26:42,124 Don't be silly, man. They're gonna love you. 466 00:26:42,261 --> 00:26:43,917 All right, we got, uh, most of the blood 467 00:26:44,055 --> 00:26:48,227 cleaned off the stage, so you're on, now. 468 00:26:48,364 --> 00:26:52,193 - Go start the car. - Nah, you got this, Al. 469 00:26:52,330 --> 00:26:54,848 This is your moment. Go get 'em, champ. 470 00:26:54,986 --> 00:26:57,778 - Go get 'em. 471 00:27:04,882 --> 00:27:08,986 All right, all right, who's ready for some more music? 472 00:27:11,020 --> 00:27:13,193 Okay, uh, coming next to the stage, 473 00:27:13,330 --> 00:27:16,848 it's this guy's first time, Al Yankovic. 474 00:27:21,330 --> 00:27:23,364 - Hey. 475 00:27:23,502 --> 00:27:24,744 Sorry. 476 00:27:26,295 --> 00:27:28,226 Sorry. 477 00:27:28,364 --> 00:27:31,261 Ah, nice Hawaiian shirt, Trapper John! 478 00:27:33,778 --> 00:27:35,433 Um... 479 00:27:40,571 --> 00:27:41,986 Boo! 480 00:27:56,951 --> 00:28:00,813 ♪ I hear those ice cream bells And I start to drool... ♪ 481 00:28:00,951 --> 00:28:02,744 This guy needs some help. 482 00:28:02,882 --> 00:28:06,055 ♪ Keep a couple quarts In my locker at school ♪ 483 00:28:06,192 --> 00:28:09,261 ♪ Yeah, but chocolate's Gettin' old ♪ 484 00:28:09,399 --> 00:28:12,502 ♪ Vanilla just leaves me cold ♪ 485 00:28:15,124 --> 00:28:19,675 ♪ There's just one flavor good Enough for me, yeah me ♪ 486 00:28:19,813 --> 00:28:24,124 ♪ Don't gimme no crummy taste Spoon, I know what I need ♪ 487 00:28:24,261 --> 00:28:27,399 ♪ Baby, I love rocky road ♪ 488 00:28:27,537 --> 00:28:29,675 ♪ So won't you go and buy Half a gallon, baby ♪ 489 00:28:29,813 --> 00:28:31,433 ♪ I love rocky road ♪ 490 00:28:31,571 --> 00:28:35,330 ♪ So have another Triple scoop with me ♪ 491 00:28:35,468 --> 00:28:36,778 ♪ Ow! ♪ 492 00:28:38,399 --> 00:28:41,089 Gimme a shot of tequila and two scoops of rum raisin. 493 00:28:41,226 --> 00:28:43,020 We don't sell ice cream here. 494 00:28:43,157 --> 00:28:45,089 You better start selling it before this song's over 495 00:28:45,226 --> 00:28:47,744 or you're gonna have a riot on your hands. 496 00:28:47,882 --> 00:28:52,778 ♪ When I'm all alone I just grab myself a cone ♪ 497 00:28:52,917 --> 00:28:57,640 ♪ And if I get fat and lose My teeth, that's fine with me ♪ 498 00:28:57,778 --> 00:29:02,157 ♪ Just lock me in the freezer And throw away the key ♪ 499 00:29:02,295 --> 00:29:04,882 ♪ Singing I love rocky road ♪ 500 00:29:05,020 --> 00:29:07,778 ♪ So won't you go and buy Half a gallon, baby ♪ 501 00:29:07,917 --> 00:29:09,330 ♪ I love rocky road ♪ 502 00:29:09,468 --> 00:29:12,055 ♪ So have another triple Scoop with me ♪ 503 00:29:12,192 --> 00:29:14,192 ♪ I love rocky road ♪ 504 00:29:14,330 --> 00:29:16,813 ♪ So won't you go And buy half a gallon, baby ♪ 505 00:29:16,951 --> 00:29:19,295 ♪ I love rocky road ♪ 506 00:29:19,433 --> 00:29:21,192 ♪ So have another triple Scoop with ♪ 507 00:29:21,330 --> 00:29:23,295 ♪ I love rocky road ♪ 508 00:29:23,433 --> 00:29:25,882 ♪ So won't you go and buy Half a gallon, baby ♪ 509 00:29:26,020 --> 00:29:28,123 ♪ I love rocky road ♪ 510 00:29:28,261 --> 00:29:30,778 ♪ So have another triple scoop With me ♪ 511 00:29:41,778 --> 00:29:44,882 Why didn't you guys tell me you could play? You're great. 512 00:29:45,020 --> 00:29:46,882 I guess it didn't seem relevant 'til now. 513 00:29:47,020 --> 00:29:50,813 - Thank you! 514 00:29:55,709 --> 00:29:57,157 Oh, hey. 515 00:29:58,123 --> 00:30:01,709 Oh! You're Dr. Demento. 516 00:30:01,848 --> 00:30:05,330 Oh, wow. I am such a huge fan. I can't believe this. 517 00:30:05,468 --> 00:30:07,778 I've been listening to your show my entire life. 518 00:30:07,917 --> 00:30:10,709 Whoo-whoo-whoo, wind up your radio-- 519 00:30:10,848 --> 00:30:12,020 - Don't do that. - Sorry. 520 00:30:12,157 --> 00:30:14,054 Um, did you see the show? 521 00:30:14,192 --> 00:30:17,640 I did. And let me tell you something, kid. 522 00:30:17,778 --> 00:30:20,123 Every once in a great while, I can spot a talent 523 00:30:20,261 --> 00:30:23,192 that I know is headed straight to the top. 524 00:30:23,330 --> 00:30:24,778 Nervous Norvus, 525 00:30:24,917 --> 00:30:27,433 Wild Man Fischer, 526 00:30:27,571 --> 00:30:30,330 and now... you. 527 00:30:30,468 --> 00:30:34,054 What I saw you do on that stage tonight blew my mind! 528 00:30:34,192 --> 00:30:36,571 I'm telling you, you've cracked the code. 529 00:30:36,709 --> 00:30:37,917 You're onto something special. 530 00:30:38,054 --> 00:30:39,364 Wow, I mean, you, you, you have no idea 531 00:30:39,502 --> 00:30:41,123 what it means for me to hear you say that. 532 00:30:41,261 --> 00:30:43,675 - Thank you so much. - Oh... 533 00:30:43,813 --> 00:30:45,951 Um, I only wish the Scotti Brothers 534 00:30:46,088 --> 00:30:47,571 felt the same way. 535 00:30:47,709 --> 00:30:49,571 Ah, those suits. They couldn't recognize real talent 536 00:30:49,709 --> 00:30:53,813 if it slapped them in the face with a dead fish. 537 00:30:53,951 --> 00:30:56,709 But I might be able to get them to notice you. 538 00:30:56,848 --> 00:30:58,019 How? 539 00:30:58,157 --> 00:31:00,917 Well, stick with me, huh? 540 00:31:01,054 --> 00:31:03,433 I know a little something about the biz. 541 00:31:03,571 --> 00:31:07,261 Uh, wait, are-are you saying you want to be my mentor? 542 00:31:07,399 --> 00:31:12,675 No, I'm saying I want to be your... de-mentor! 543 00:31:21,019 --> 00:31:24,088 But first, we gotta find you a stage name. 544 00:31:24,226 --> 00:31:27,813 I mean, Al Yankovic. Ugh, blech. 545 00:31:27,951 --> 00:31:29,848 Doesn't exactly trip off the tongue now, does it? 546 00:31:29,985 --> 00:31:31,019 I guess not. 547 00:31:31,157 --> 00:31:32,399 It's so clunky. It's long. 548 00:31:32,537 --> 00:31:33,778 It's ungainly. It's hard to pronounce. 549 00:31:33,917 --> 00:31:35,157 Sorry. 550 00:31:35,295 --> 00:31:37,330 Now, I'm just gonna throw this out there. 551 00:31:37,468 --> 00:31:40,295 Would you be willing to change your name to... 552 00:31:41,950 --> 00:31:46,778 Weird... Al Yankovic? 553 00:31:48,192 --> 00:31:49,261 I love it. 554 00:31:49,399 --> 00:31:52,399 Great. Great! 555 00:31:52,537 --> 00:31:54,813 Hey, I'm having a little pool party at the house this weekend. 556 00:31:54,950 --> 00:31:56,778 I'd love to introduce you to some folks. 557 00:31:56,917 --> 00:31:58,364 What do you say you come on by, 558 00:31:58,502 --> 00:32:00,537 we'll continue this conversation at the grotto. 559 00:32:00,675 --> 00:32:01,950 Yes, of course! 560 00:32:02,088 --> 00:32:06,744 Mm-hmm. And don't forget to stay demented! 561 00:32:08,675 --> 00:32:09,917 You got it. 562 00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:24,744 H-H-Hey! 563 00:32:24,882 --> 00:32:27,537 There he is, my newest superstar. 564 00:32:27,675 --> 00:32:29,778 Ah, so glad you could make it. 565 00:32:29,916 --> 00:32:31,537 I've been telling everyone about you, 566 00:32:31,675 --> 00:32:34,606 and, uh, looks like you've brought your band. 567 00:32:34,744 --> 00:32:36,330 Okay, fine. 568 00:32:36,468 --> 00:32:38,295 Uh, there's some canapés right over there, gentlemen. 569 00:32:38,433 --> 00:32:40,606 Help yourselves. So, let me show you around, okay? 570 00:32:40,744 --> 00:32:43,848 Everyone's dying to meet you. Oh, right this way. 571 00:32:43,985 --> 00:32:45,916 - Uh, Mr. Herman. - Hello. 572 00:32:46,054 --> 00:32:47,813 I'd like you to meet "Weird Al" Yankovic. 573 00:32:47,950 --> 00:32:50,330 Ah, a rising star. 574 00:32:50,468 --> 00:32:51,813 Pleased to meet you. 575 00:32:56,848 --> 00:32:59,226 And this is, of course, Tiny Tim. 576 00:32:59,364 --> 00:33:05,019 Oh, Mr. Yankovic. Oh, why, you're just the cat's pajamas. 577 00:33:05,157 --> 00:33:07,157 Is that a good thing? 578 00:33:07,295 --> 00:33:08,364 Sure. 579 00:33:08,502 --> 00:33:10,537 Ah, excuse us, gentlemen. 580 00:33:10,675 --> 00:33:12,192 Nice to meet you. 581 00:33:12,330 --> 00:33:15,019 So that's Demento's new protégé. 582 00:33:15,157 --> 00:33:16,433 You know, I hear they don't even hand out 583 00:33:16,571 --> 00:33:18,744 raincoats and tarps at his shows. 584 00:33:18,881 --> 00:33:20,468 Amateur hour. 585 00:33:22,330 --> 00:33:23,847 Amateur hour. 586 00:33:24,847 --> 00:33:27,088 Well, hello, Dali. 587 00:33:27,226 --> 00:33:28,468 Andy. 588 00:33:28,606 --> 00:33:32,675 What do you think of this "Weird Al" Yankovic? 589 00:33:32,813 --> 00:33:38,019 Dali predicts he will change everything we know about art! 590 00:33:38,157 --> 00:33:41,571 Weird Al will change the world! 591 00:33:41,709 --> 00:33:44,502 Eh, I give him 15 minutes. 592 00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:48,950 Well, well, well, if it isn't Dr. Demento. 593 00:33:49,088 --> 00:33:52,157 Wolfman Jack. Who let you in here? 594 00:33:52,295 --> 00:33:55,813 The Wolfman goes where the Wolfman wants, baby. 595 00:33:59,950 --> 00:34:01,502 Security! 596 00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:05,640 Relax. I just came by to lay eyes on this cat 597 00:34:05,778 --> 00:34:08,088 you've been paradin' around. 598 00:34:08,226 --> 00:34:10,675 The one who takes preexisting musical compositions 599 00:34:10,812 --> 00:34:14,088 and completely changes the lyrics. 600 00:34:14,226 --> 00:34:18,123 He has a name, you know. And it's "Weird Al" Yankovic. 601 00:34:18,261 --> 00:34:21,640 Well then, put 'er there, Weird Al. 602 00:34:21,778 --> 00:34:23,916 Oooh! Too slow. 603 00:34:24,054 --> 00:34:25,571 What is the meaning of this? 604 00:34:25,709 --> 00:34:28,019 This is me telling you that I know hit talent 605 00:34:28,157 --> 00:34:30,123 when I see it, and this kid ain't it. 606 00:34:30,261 --> 00:34:33,606 He'll never crack the top 40, he's too niche. 607 00:34:33,744 --> 00:34:38,606 This kid, as you call him, is the future of music. 608 00:34:38,744 --> 00:34:43,330 Right. Well, if he's so great, how about he comes up 609 00:34:43,468 --> 00:34:46,916 with a new parody song right now on the spot? 610 00:34:47,054 --> 00:34:49,019 - Ooh... - Whoa. 611 00:34:49,157 --> 00:34:50,537 I mean, come on, man. It's a party. 612 00:34:50,675 --> 00:34:52,123 I don't know that's a good idea. 613 00:34:52,261 --> 00:34:54,192 Do Another One Bites the Dust. 614 00:34:54,330 --> 00:34:57,881 That seems fitting, who said that? 615 00:34:58,019 --> 00:35:02,019 I did. I'm John Deacon... 616 00:35:05,330 --> 00:35:06,847 of Queen. 617 00:35:09,812 --> 00:35:11,399 I play the bass in Queen. 618 00:35:11,537 --> 00:35:13,019 Oh... 619 00:35:13,157 --> 00:35:15,433 All right, future boy. 620 00:35:15,571 --> 00:35:19,777 Let's hear what you can do with Another One Bites the Dust. 621 00:35:28,847 --> 00:35:30,468 We're waiting. 622 00:35:32,330 --> 00:35:34,881 You don't have to prove anything to him. 623 00:35:35,019 --> 00:35:37,675 Come on, guy from Queen. 624 00:35:37,812 --> 00:35:42,847 Let's go find a party with some real talent. 625 00:35:47,537 --> 00:35:50,157 Get me my accordion. 626 00:35:50,295 --> 00:35:52,123 Hey, you like deviled eggs? 627 00:35:52,261 --> 00:35:54,985 I love a good deviled egg. They don't love me, though. 628 00:36:08,675 --> 00:36:10,399 ♪ Ridin' in the bus Down the boulevard ♪ 629 00:36:10,537 --> 00:36:12,433 ♪ And the place was Pretty packed, yeah! ♪ 630 00:36:12,571 --> 00:36:14,192 ♪ I couldn't find a seat So I had to stand ♪ 631 00:36:14,330 --> 00:36:15,985 ♪ With the perverts In the back ♪ 632 00:36:16,123 --> 00:36:17,640 ♪ It was smellin' Like a locker room ♪ 633 00:36:17,777 --> 00:36:19,468 ♪ There was junk All over the floor ♪ 634 00:36:19,606 --> 00:36:21,468 ♪ We're already packed in Like sardines ♪ 635 00:36:21,606 --> 00:36:24,743 ♪ But we're stoppin' To pick up more, look out! ♪ 636 00:36:24,881 --> 00:36:27,985 ♪ Another one rides the bus ♪ 637 00:36:28,123 --> 00:36:30,226 - ♪ Another one rides the bus ♪ - 638 00:36:30,364 --> 00:36:32,192 ♪ And another comes on And another comes on ♪ 639 00:36:32,330 --> 00:36:33,916 ♪ Another one rides the bus ♪ 640 00:36:34,054 --> 00:36:35,881 ♪ Hey, he's gonna sit by you ♪ 641 00:36:36,019 --> 00:36:38,777 ♪ Another one rides the bus ♪ 642 00:36:44,916 --> 00:36:46,364 ♪ Another one rides the bus ♪ 643 00:36:46,502 --> 00:36:48,502 ♪ Another one rides the bus Ow! ♪ 644 00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:50,399 ♪ Another one rides the bus Hey, hey ♪ 645 00:36:50,537 --> 00:36:54,950 ♪ Another one rides the bus Hey-ey-ey-ey-ey ♪ 646 00:36:59,019 --> 00:37:01,054 ♪ The window doesn't open And the fan is broke ♪ 647 00:37:01,192 --> 00:37:03,192 ♪ And my face Is turnin' blue, yeah ♪ 648 00:37:03,330 --> 00:37:05,054 ♪ I haven't been In a crowd like this ♪ 649 00:37:05,192 --> 00:37:06,847 ♪ Since I went to see The Who ♪ 650 00:37:06,985 --> 00:37:08,571 ♪ Well, I should've got off A couple miles ago ♪ 651 00:37:08,708 --> 00:37:10,433 ♪ But I couldn't get To the door ♪ 652 00:37:10,571 --> 00:37:12,157 ♪ There isn't any room For me to breathe ♪ 653 00:37:12,295 --> 00:37:15,364 ♪ Now we're gonna pick up more Yeah! ♪ 654 00:37:15,502 --> 00:37:18,812 ♪ Another one rides the bus ♪ 655 00:37:18,950 --> 00:37:21,157 ♪ Another one rides the bus ♪ 656 00:37:21,295 --> 00:37:23,054 ♪ And another comes on And another comes on ♪ 657 00:37:23,192 --> 00:37:25,019 ♪ Another one rides the bus ♪ 658 00:37:25,157 --> 00:37:28,812 ♪ Hey, he's gonna sit by you Another one rides the bus! ♪ 659 00:37:46,537 --> 00:37:48,019 I don't know what to say. 660 00:37:49,364 --> 00:37:51,054 That was the-- 661 00:37:51,192 --> 00:37:52,433 That was the most beautiful thing 662 00:37:52,571 --> 00:37:54,330 I've ever heard in my entire life. 663 00:37:55,916 --> 00:37:59,364 You truly have a rare gift, Weird Al. 664 00:38:07,399 --> 00:38:11,605 Hey mate, we're playing a little gig next week 665 00:38:11,743 --> 00:38:16,502 called Live Aid, Wembley Stadium. 666 00:38:16,639 --> 00:38:18,985 I'd be honored if you would join the band 667 00:38:19,123 --> 00:38:22,364 and play that song on stage with us. 668 00:38:24,399 --> 00:38:25,950 What do you say? 669 00:38:32,468 --> 00:38:33,847 Hard pass! 670 00:38:41,605 --> 00:38:44,812 - This guy? - Get him, get him out of here! 671 00:38:49,054 --> 00:38:51,536 I felt like I was on top of the world, 672 00:38:51,674 --> 00:38:55,295 but this was just the beginning. 673 00:38:55,433 --> 00:38:58,916 "Weird Al" Yankovic is one of the most exciting 674 00:38:59,054 --> 00:39:01,261 new artists in pop music today. 675 00:39:01,399 --> 00:39:03,985 His self-titled debut album 676 00:39:04,123 --> 00:39:07,881 was just certified quintuple platinum. 677 00:39:09,536 --> 00:39:11,570 Simply by taking well-known pop songs 678 00:39:11,708 --> 00:39:13,088 and changing the lyrics, 679 00:39:13,226 --> 00:39:15,433 Yankovic has taken the world by storm. 680 00:39:15,570 --> 00:39:18,777 I have never seen a collection of Hawaiian shirts like this. 681 00:39:18,916 --> 00:39:20,605 Oh, well, thank you, Oprah! 682 00:39:20,743 --> 00:39:22,777 He has the number one album in 20 countries 683 00:39:22,916 --> 00:39:24,847 and counts among his fans such luminaries as... 684 00:39:24,985 --> 00:39:26,743 Hey, turn this up. 685 00:39:26,881 --> 00:39:29,399 ...President Ronald Reagan and Pope John Paul II. 686 00:39:29,536 --> 00:39:32,433 Even international drug lord Pablo Escobar 687 00:39:32,570 --> 00:39:35,399 calls Weird Al his favorite musician. 688 00:39:35,536 --> 00:39:37,123 ♪ Oh, Ricky, you're so fine ♪ 689 00:39:37,261 --> 00:39:39,019 ♪ You're so fine You blow my mind ♪ 690 00:39:39,157 --> 00:39:41,501 - ♪ Hey Ricky! Hey Ricky! ♪ 691 00:39:41,639 --> 00:39:43,536 And what about this, this necklace you're wearing? 692 00:39:43,674 --> 00:39:45,157 Oh, these, yeah. 693 00:39:45,295 --> 00:39:46,950 I, uh, I wear one solid platinum record medallion 694 00:39:47,088 --> 00:39:48,743 for each time my album went platinum. 695 00:39:48,881 --> 00:39:51,054 So that's one, two, three, four, five. 696 00:39:51,192 --> 00:39:52,881 Wow. Those look heavy. 697 00:39:53,019 --> 00:39:55,019 They are super uncomfortable. 698 00:39:55,157 --> 00:39:57,605 And it's not just the record company 699 00:39:57,743 --> 00:40:00,364 that's cashing in on Weird Al fever. 700 00:40:00,501 --> 00:40:04,054 The artists he's parodying are experiencing a phenomenon 701 00:40:04,192 --> 00:40:06,916 that's being called the Yankovic Bump. 702 00:40:07,054 --> 00:40:10,123 The Knack, Joan Jett and even Queen 703 00:40:10,261 --> 00:40:13,054 have seen their album sales double 704 00:40:13,192 --> 00:40:16,399 after Weird Al put his unique spin on their songs. 705 00:40:16,536 --> 00:40:20,708 Which begs the question, who will be next? 706 00:40:20,847 --> 00:40:23,708 Who indeed? 707 00:40:23,847 --> 00:40:28,261 Al, you really do seem to have the Midas touch. 708 00:40:28,399 --> 00:40:30,950 I've never seen anything like it in all my years. 709 00:40:31,088 --> 00:40:33,605 Your parents must be proud. 710 00:40:33,743 --> 00:40:36,743 Yeah. Yeah, my parents... 711 00:40:45,881 --> 00:40:47,364 Is everything okay? 712 00:40:47,501 --> 00:40:49,536 Huh? Yeah. Yes, of course. 713 00:40:49,674 --> 00:40:52,261 Yeah, whose--whose parents wouldn't be proud? 714 00:40:52,398 --> 00:40:53,881 Exactly. 715 00:40:55,192 --> 00:40:58,398 - Al? Al? 716 00:41:03,295 --> 00:41:04,364 Hello? 717 00:41:04,501 --> 00:41:07,985 - Hey, Mom. It's me. - Alfy? 718 00:41:08,123 --> 00:41:10,330 It's been a long time, hasn't it? 719 00:41:12,192 --> 00:41:13,708 We saw you on the TV. 720 00:41:13,847 --> 00:41:16,123 It's crazy, right? 721 00:41:16,261 --> 00:41:18,261 Yeah, who would've thought? 722 00:41:18,398 --> 00:41:20,847 I'm actually gearing up for a residency right now 723 00:41:20,985 --> 00:41:22,881 at Madison Square Garden. 724 00:41:23,019 --> 00:41:25,708 Sold out 25 nights in a row. 725 00:41:25,847 --> 00:41:27,363 They're, uh, they're moving the Knicks 726 00:41:27,501 --> 00:41:29,398 to a hockey rink in Jersey for a month. 727 00:41:29,536 --> 00:41:31,054 - Huh. - Yep. 728 00:41:31,192 --> 00:41:32,916 Yep. I'm living the dream. 729 00:41:33,054 --> 00:41:35,398 I mean, to have 20,000 people every night 730 00:41:35,536 --> 00:41:37,570 singing along to my words 731 00:41:37,708 --> 00:41:39,467 to other people's music. 732 00:41:39,605 --> 00:41:42,467 I feel truly alive when I'm on that stage. 733 00:41:42,605 --> 00:41:44,261 Oh, that's nice. 734 00:41:45,363 --> 00:41:47,019 Are you eating enough bran? 735 00:41:48,295 --> 00:41:50,330 - What? - Well, it's important. 736 00:41:50,467 --> 00:41:52,916 It keeps you regular and you know how you get 737 00:41:53,054 --> 00:41:55,363 when you're not having your regular BMs, Alfy. 738 00:41:55,501 --> 00:41:58,432 I--Yeah, sure. 739 00:41:58,570 --> 00:42:02,192 Good. That's good. 740 00:42:03,501 --> 00:42:08,157 So, um, so how's Dad? 741 00:42:08,295 --> 00:42:11,708 Gosh, your father's a complicated man. 742 00:42:11,847 --> 00:42:13,847 Does he ever talk about me? 743 00:42:13,985 --> 00:42:17,088 Oh, sure, all the time. Yes. 744 00:42:17,226 --> 00:42:19,501 There's so many things that he wants to tell you, 745 00:42:19,639 --> 00:42:20,847 but it's just difficult for him. 746 00:42:20,985 --> 00:42:22,916 Well, like what? 747 00:42:23,054 --> 00:42:25,295 You know, what does he want to tell me? 748 00:42:25,432 --> 00:42:29,950 Well, mostly he just wants to let you know that 749 00:42:30,088 --> 00:42:32,363 he's definitely not proud of you. 750 00:42:33,605 --> 00:42:34,950 What? 751 00:42:35,088 --> 00:42:36,985 Yes. He told me to be crystal clear about that. 752 00:42:37,123 --> 00:42:39,536 Also, he still thinks that parody songs are stupid, 753 00:42:39,674 --> 00:42:40,985 and I don't have to tell you 754 00:42:41,123 --> 00:42:42,432 how he feels about the accordion, do I? 755 00:42:42,570 --> 00:42:44,226 Okay. Well, Mom, I actually have to go now. 756 00:42:44,363 --> 00:42:46,088 You know, he just never really wanted to have kids. 757 00:42:46,226 --> 00:42:48,157 Okay. Well, great talking to you. 758 00:42:48,294 --> 00:42:50,467 Listen, if you do wanna get that job down at the factory, 759 00:42:50,605 --> 00:42:52,708 I'm sure your father can pull a few strings for you. 760 00:42:52,847 --> 00:42:54,088 All right. Take care now, bye-bye. 761 00:42:54,226 --> 00:42:56,123 - Love you, Alfy! - Yep! 762 00:43:07,123 --> 00:43:11,019 Oh, tough call with the folks, huh? 763 00:43:11,157 --> 00:43:12,536 You know, I can fire up 764 00:43:12,674 --> 00:43:13,881 the downstairs hot tub for you if you'd like. 765 00:43:14,019 --> 00:43:15,363 Oh, no, no, this is fine. 766 00:43:15,501 --> 00:43:16,674 I don't want to put you through any trouble. 767 00:43:16,812 --> 00:43:18,192 I--It's really no trouble. 768 00:43:18,329 --> 00:43:19,916 I mean, there are actually three other Jacuzzis 769 00:43:20,054 --> 00:43:21,605 in the house that are not here in my bedroom. 770 00:43:21,743 --> 00:43:25,123 Oh, that's so sweet of you, but really, I'm good. 771 00:43:25,260 --> 00:43:28,605 You, on the other hand, you don't seem so good. 772 00:43:28,743 --> 00:43:30,916 Do you wanna talk about it? 773 00:43:34,570 --> 00:43:37,674 It's just, my whole life, 774 00:43:37,812 --> 00:43:43,329 all I've wanted is for my father to accept me for who I am. 775 00:43:43,467 --> 00:43:46,743 And I thought if I became this huge success, 776 00:43:46,881 --> 00:43:49,054 that that would change things, but... 777 00:43:49,192 --> 00:43:50,363 Mm. 778 00:43:51,916 --> 00:43:55,192 But he still hates everything about me. 779 00:43:58,225 --> 00:44:01,019 You know, maybe he's right. Maybe parody songs are stupid. 780 00:44:01,157 --> 00:44:04,467 Look, you don't have to write parody songs 781 00:44:04,605 --> 00:44:06,225 if you don't want to. 782 00:44:06,363 --> 00:44:08,054 What? 783 00:44:08,192 --> 00:44:10,467 You look a little hungry. Here, have a snack. 784 00:44:12,708 --> 00:44:16,881 You can write your own songs. 785 00:44:17,019 --> 00:44:18,605 You think I took you under my wing 786 00:44:18,743 --> 00:44:21,019 because you write parody songs? 787 00:44:21,157 --> 00:44:24,536 No, I saw in you a visionary, 788 00:44:24,674 --> 00:44:28,639 an artist who has something to give to the world. 789 00:44:28,777 --> 00:44:30,363 I saw in you something special, 790 00:44:30,501 --> 00:44:33,777 something your father doesn't see 791 00:44:33,916 --> 00:44:36,363 and that even you don't see... 792 00:44:38,501 --> 00:44:39,536 yet. 793 00:44:39,674 --> 00:44:41,363 This guacamole tastes funny. 794 00:44:41,501 --> 00:44:45,054 Of course it does. It's loaded with LSD. 795 00:44:45,191 --> 00:44:46,225 What? 796 00:44:46,363 --> 00:44:48,260 - No! 797 00:44:48,398 --> 00:44:51,950 You need to open your heart and your mind, 798 00:44:52,088 --> 00:44:55,777 face your fears, break your chains, 799 00:44:55,916 --> 00:44:57,674 come with me on a spiritual journey. 800 00:44:57,812 --> 00:44:59,639 Find your source of inspiration! 801 00:44:59,777 --> 00:45:02,881 No, that-that is totally not cool, man. You can't just-- 802 00:45:03,019 --> 00:45:05,812 Whoa, no, what is happening to your head? 803 00:45:05,950 --> 00:45:07,674 That's probably the drugs kicking in. 804 00:45:07,812 --> 00:45:09,777 Just relax and enjoy the ride. 805 00:45:09,916 --> 00:45:12,363 It'll be over in like, ten to 12 hours. 806 00:45:12,501 --> 00:45:15,985 Twelve hours? No, no, no, no, no, no. 807 00:45:17,847 --> 00:45:20,329 I'm just gonna close my eyes and when I open them up again, 808 00:45:20,467 --> 00:45:22,398 everything is gonna be completely back to-- 809 00:45:31,881 --> 00:45:34,570 What in God's name are you doing, boy? 810 00:45:34,708 --> 00:45:36,708 Those aren't the right words! 811 00:45:36,847 --> 00:45:38,950 Please, just stop being who you are 812 00:45:39,088 --> 00:45:40,812 and doing the things you love. 813 00:45:40,950 --> 00:45:44,467 You, Al Yankovic, are the most untalented, 814 00:45:44,605 --> 00:45:49,054 pathetic loser I've ever met in my entire life! 815 00:45:49,191 --> 00:45:52,122 No, no, no, stop it. Leave me alone! 816 00:45:55,088 --> 00:46:00,054 Alfred Yankovic, this is your time. 817 00:46:00,191 --> 00:46:04,087 Believe in yourself, and the song will come to you. 818 00:46:04,225 --> 00:46:05,881 Don't listen to him, boy! 819 00:46:06,019 --> 00:46:08,847 You belong with me, at the factory! 820 00:46:08,985 --> 00:46:12,467 It's your destiny! 821 00:46:12,605 --> 00:46:15,847 Aah! No! 822 00:46:23,467 --> 00:46:25,467 Aah! No! 823 00:46:25,605 --> 00:46:29,432 He's losing his power over you, keep going! 824 00:46:29,570 --> 00:46:31,225 I can't! 825 00:46:31,363 --> 00:46:34,467 Maybe you should try a little Cap'n Crunch. 826 00:46:35,674 --> 00:46:37,432 What? 827 00:46:37,570 --> 00:46:39,363 Raisin Bran, perhaps? 828 00:46:40,812 --> 00:46:43,398 No, no! I don't want no Cap'n Crunch! 829 00:46:43,536 --> 00:46:45,294 Don't want no Raisin Bran! 830 00:46:45,432 --> 00:46:49,467 Eat it, just eat it. 831 00:46:49,605 --> 00:46:51,501 I don't understand! 832 00:46:51,639 --> 00:46:54,916 Don't you make me repeat it. 833 00:46:57,881 --> 00:47:00,053 What's happening to me? 834 00:47:00,191 --> 00:47:03,708 Now you must die in order to be reborn. 835 00:47:03,847 --> 00:47:07,225 No, no! No! 836 00:47:40,363 --> 00:47:41,467 Put it in. 837 00:47:43,467 --> 00:47:46,363 ♪ How come you're always Such a fussy young man ♪ 838 00:47:46,501 --> 00:47:49,329 ♪ Don't want no Cap'n Crunch Don't want no Raisin Bran ♪ 839 00:47:49,467 --> 00:47:51,674 ♪ Well, don't you know That other kids ♪ 840 00:47:51,812 --> 00:47:52,950 ♪ Are starving in Japan ♪ 841 00:47:53,087 --> 00:47:56,018 ♪ So eat it, just eat it ♪ 842 00:47:58,708 --> 00:48:00,294 I've heard enough. 843 00:48:02,812 --> 00:48:05,053 It's brilliant. 844 00:48:05,191 --> 00:48:07,777 Okay, I'm sorry. I don't recognize the tune. 845 00:48:07,916 --> 00:48:09,847 What song are you parodying here? 846 00:48:09,984 --> 00:48:11,847 I'm not parodying anything. 847 00:48:11,984 --> 00:48:13,916 This song is completely original. 848 00:48:14,053 --> 00:48:16,984 Wait, you wrote the words and the music? 849 00:48:17,122 --> 00:48:18,122 That's right. 850 00:48:18,260 --> 00:48:21,225 Okay, just to be perfectly clear, 851 00:48:21,363 --> 00:48:25,812 so you're saying this is not a parody of an existing song, 852 00:48:25,949 --> 00:48:28,191 but an entirely original composition 853 00:48:28,329 --> 00:48:30,398 that you wrote all by yourself? 854 00:48:30,536 --> 00:48:32,018 Yes. 855 00:48:32,156 --> 00:48:34,536 Not based on anybody else's song in any way? 856 00:48:34,674 --> 00:48:36,777 Did I stutter? 857 00:48:38,916 --> 00:48:42,639 I'm tired of people thinking I'm some kind of joke, okay? 858 00:48:42,777 --> 00:48:46,536 I am done writing parody songs. 859 00:48:46,674 --> 00:48:48,053 Done. 860 00:48:48,812 --> 00:48:50,605 From now on, 861 00:48:50,743 --> 00:48:55,501 I am only gonna do completely original music. 862 00:48:55,639 --> 00:48:58,122 Oh, Al, you can't smoke in here. 863 00:49:07,639 --> 00:49:10,122 I totally deserved that. 864 00:49:10,260 --> 00:49:14,949 Well, I am blown away. This is a bold new direction. 865 00:49:15,087 --> 00:49:17,674 I mean, the parody songs were fine, 866 00:49:17,812 --> 00:49:23,018 but you've completely changed the game here. 867 00:49:23,156 --> 00:49:25,432 This is gonna be your biggest hit yet. 868 00:49:27,915 --> 00:49:32,294 Okay, okay! Hold your horses! 869 00:49:43,847 --> 00:49:45,536 "Weird Al" Yankovic. 870 00:49:45,674 --> 00:49:48,743 Um, do I know you? 871 00:49:48,880 --> 00:49:52,570 Madonna. Ring any bells? 872 00:49:52,708 --> 00:49:56,053 Oh, right. Madonna. 873 00:49:56,191 --> 00:50:00,225 Yeah, Lucky Star, Holiday, Borderline. 874 00:50:00,363 --> 00:50:02,018 Born in Michigan, Catholic schoolgirl, 875 00:50:02,156 --> 00:50:03,949 dropped outta college and moved to New York City 876 00:50:04,087 --> 00:50:05,812 with nothing but the clothes on your back 877 00:50:05,949 --> 00:50:07,156 and $35 in your pocket. 878 00:50:07,294 --> 00:50:09,536 Maybe it was to become the Queen of Pop. 879 00:50:09,674 --> 00:50:12,949 Maybe it was to get back at Dad for marrying the housekeeper. 880 00:50:14,260 --> 00:50:15,467 Wow. 881 00:50:15,605 --> 00:50:17,639 You know a lot more about me than you let on. 882 00:50:17,777 --> 00:50:22,225 What can I say? I'm full of surprises. 883 00:50:24,536 --> 00:50:28,605 So, what brings you here, Madonna? 884 00:50:28,743 --> 00:50:30,501 Oh, I was in the neighborhood. 885 00:50:30,639 --> 00:50:36,122 Wanted to see if my map to the stars' homes was accurate. 886 00:50:36,260 --> 00:50:39,018 Guess you won't need a refund, then. 887 00:50:39,156 --> 00:50:43,018 Is that, uh, all you wanted? 888 00:50:43,156 --> 00:50:48,191 No, I want a lot of things, 889 00:50:48,329 --> 00:50:50,777 but the truth is, I'm a big fan of yours. 890 00:50:50,915 --> 00:50:53,363 Join the club. 891 00:50:53,501 --> 00:50:57,743 Have you heard my new single, Like a Virgin? 892 00:50:57,880 --> 00:50:59,191 Oh, I've heard it. 893 00:50:59,329 --> 00:51:04,743 And I'm curious, is that song autobiographical? 894 00:51:04,880 --> 00:51:08,122 Yes. I technically am a virgin, 895 00:51:08,260 --> 00:51:11,536 except for the fact that I've had a lot of sex. 896 00:51:11,674 --> 00:51:14,225 I mean, a lot. 897 00:51:15,776 --> 00:51:17,018 I see. 898 00:51:17,984 --> 00:51:20,605 Anyway, I was wondering 899 00:51:20,743 --> 00:51:23,191 if you were going to do a parody of my song. 900 00:51:24,708 --> 00:51:26,191 Maybe. 901 00:51:26,329 --> 00:51:28,536 I like that. 902 00:51:28,674 --> 00:51:32,984 So, would you like to see the rest of the house? 903 00:51:33,122 --> 00:51:35,294 There's only one room I'm interested in seeing. 904 00:51:35,432 --> 00:51:37,294 Oh, I'm doing some work on the bathroom, 905 00:51:37,432 --> 00:51:39,501 but there's another one downstairs. 906 00:51:39,639 --> 00:51:41,880 Oh, I'm not talking about the bathroom. 907 00:51:42,018 --> 00:51:45,432 Then let me show you to the laundry room. 908 00:51:47,018 --> 00:51:51,294 Al Yankovic, are you playing with me? 909 00:51:53,122 --> 00:51:54,398 Yes? 910 00:52:17,639 --> 00:52:20,811 Oh, you're so weird. 911 00:52:38,018 --> 00:52:41,432 So, are we like, boyfriend and girlfriend now? 912 00:52:43,294 --> 00:52:46,329 Maybe. 913 00:52:46,467 --> 00:52:50,053 Well, now that things are official, 914 00:52:50,191 --> 00:52:53,329 I should really be honest with you. 915 00:52:53,467 --> 00:52:58,467 When I said I might parody one of your songs, I lied. 916 00:53:01,880 --> 00:53:04,742 So, it's true, what they're saying. 917 00:53:04,880 --> 00:53:07,776 You're not doing parodies anymore. 918 00:53:07,915 --> 00:53:09,398 My song Eat It, 919 00:53:09,536 --> 00:53:11,846 which, as you know, is a hundred percent original, 920 00:53:11,984 --> 00:53:15,294 is the biggest hit by anybody ever. 921 00:53:15,432 --> 00:53:17,915 So, I've decided that's all I wanna do from now on. 922 00:53:18,053 --> 00:53:20,742 Completely original songs. 923 00:53:24,363 --> 00:53:27,329 See, that's what I love about you. 924 00:53:27,467 --> 00:53:30,915 You know what you want and you know how to get it. 925 00:53:32,846 --> 00:53:34,225 Just like me. 926 00:53:47,156 --> 00:53:49,846 ♪ Just eat it, eat it ♪ 927 00:53:49,984 --> 00:53:53,053 ♪ Don't you make me repeat it ♪ 928 00:53:53,191 --> 00:53:56,225 ♪ Have a banana Have a whole bunch ♪ 929 00:53:56,363 --> 00:53:59,260 ♪ It doesn't matter What you had for lunch ♪ 930 00:53:59,398 --> 00:54:02,294 ♪ Just eat it, eat it, eat it Eat it ♪ 931 00:54:02,432 --> 00:54:04,260 ♪ Eat it Eat it, eat it, eat it ♪ 932 00:54:04,398 --> 00:54:09,053 How about that? And I've got some amazing news. 933 00:54:09,191 --> 00:54:11,742 I've officially gotten the word that we have broken 934 00:54:11,880 --> 00:54:16,432 the Beatles' record for most singles in the Billboard Top 10. 935 00:54:17,363 --> 00:54:18,536 Oh. 936 00:54:22,363 --> 00:54:23,742 Yeah, cool. 937 00:54:23,880 --> 00:54:25,432 Uh, okay. 938 00:54:25,570 --> 00:54:30,053 Well, um, we have some very exciting offers pouring in 939 00:54:30,191 --> 00:54:32,707 that I would love to-- 940 00:54:32,846 --> 00:54:34,742 - That-- - Oh, that feels good. 941 00:54:34,880 --> 00:54:36,432 love to discuss with-- 942 00:54:36,570 --> 00:54:37,707 Love to discuss with you. 943 00:54:37,846 --> 00:54:39,398 We got some, some great calls. 944 00:54:39,536 --> 00:54:41,501 - Uh, very interesting. 945 00:54:41,638 --> 00:54:45,294 Led Zeppelin, uh, is thinking about getting back together, 946 00:54:45,432 --> 00:54:47,363 but they say the only way they'll do it 947 00:54:47,501 --> 00:54:49,604 is if they can open up for you on tour. 948 00:54:49,742 --> 00:54:51,363 I mean, that's sweet, but yeah. 949 00:54:51,501 --> 00:54:54,467 I already offered the gig to Howie Mandel, so. 950 00:54:55,915 --> 00:54:59,087 Okay, yeah. But this is perhaps-- 951 00:54:59,225 --> 00:55:04,363 Look, I am not bumping Mandel for Zeppelin, okay? Pass. 952 00:55:04,501 --> 00:55:08,398 Okay. Got it. 953 00:55:08,536 --> 00:55:11,846 Uh, well, we have another offer, a very serious offer. 954 00:55:11,984 --> 00:55:16,053 This is to replace Roger Moore in the James Bond franchise. 955 00:55:16,191 --> 00:55:17,638 - Now this one-- - No! 956 00:55:17,776 --> 00:55:19,398 No, no, no, I'm not gonna be the new James Bond. 957 00:55:19,535 --> 00:55:21,398 I'm not gonna be the new Indiana Jones. 958 00:55:21,535 --> 00:55:25,260 From now on, everything I do has to be completely original. 959 00:55:25,398 --> 00:55:27,363 How many times have I gotta say that? 960 00:55:27,501 --> 00:55:31,467 Look, Mr. Pimento, we have places to be. 961 00:55:31,604 --> 00:55:33,604 How long is this gonna take? 962 00:55:33,742 --> 00:55:36,053 Not much longer. 963 00:55:36,191 --> 00:55:37,776 We got another offer for you to play 964 00:55:37,915 --> 00:55:40,053 Pablo Escobar's 40th birthday party. 965 00:55:40,191 --> 00:55:42,087 I saw him on the news. He's a really big deal. 966 00:55:42,225 --> 00:55:44,707 The drug lord? Why is he so obsessed with me? 967 00:55:44,846 --> 00:55:49,880 And he has upped his offer to three billion pesos. 968 00:55:50,018 --> 00:55:51,880 I mean, okay, how much is that in American money? 969 00:55:52,018 --> 00:55:53,294 You know what, never mind. 970 00:55:53,432 --> 00:55:55,191 I don't feel like doing the math. 971 00:55:55,329 --> 00:55:56,707 Well, I've done the math and I can assure you-- 972 00:55:56,846 --> 00:55:59,225 Bup-bup-bup! I can do my own math, 973 00:55:59,363 --> 00:56:01,432 and I said, I don't want to. Pass. 974 00:56:02,500 --> 00:56:05,569 Alfy, are you chewing my gum? 975 00:56:05,707 --> 00:56:07,915 I don't know. Maybe. 976 00:56:08,053 --> 00:56:10,225 You wanna come get it? 977 00:56:22,018 --> 00:56:23,846 You, you don't think things are moving 978 00:56:23,984 --> 00:56:25,329 too fast with us, do you? 979 00:56:25,466 --> 00:56:29,294 Baby, don't be silly. We're soulmates. 980 00:56:29,432 --> 00:56:32,915 This is true love. When you know, you know. 981 00:56:33,053 --> 00:56:34,500 You're so right. 982 00:56:34,638 --> 00:56:38,776 This has been the happiest six hours of my life. 983 00:56:38,915 --> 00:56:42,811 Mr. Yankovic, you have a phone call at the host stand. 984 00:56:43,673 --> 00:56:45,329 Excuse me, my love. 985 00:56:52,915 --> 00:56:54,432 This better be good. 986 00:56:55,880 --> 00:56:57,260 Well... 987 00:56:58,638 --> 00:57:00,431 What's going on, Tony? 988 00:57:00,569 --> 00:57:04,742 Okay, um, I-I thought you should hear it from me first. 989 00:57:04,880 --> 00:57:09,742 Michael Jackson just released a new single called Beat It. 990 00:57:09,880 --> 00:57:11,811 It's, um... 991 00:57:11,949 --> 00:57:14,398 Well, it's-it's a parody of Eat It. 992 00:57:14,535 --> 00:57:17,191 You mean the kid from the Jackson Five? 993 00:57:17,329 --> 00:57:19,569 Why is that has-been trying to ride my coattails? 994 00:57:19,707 --> 00:57:22,466 He actually has a pretty successful solo career now. 995 00:57:22,604 --> 00:57:24,018 Whatever! You're telling me 996 00:57:24,156 --> 00:57:26,191 Michael Jackson recorded a parody of my song? 997 00:57:26,329 --> 00:57:27,776 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. 998 00:57:27,915 --> 00:57:29,225 Same music, different words. 999 00:57:29,363 --> 00:57:30,984 What kinda sick freak changes the words 1000 00:57:31,122 --> 00:57:33,156 to someone else's song? 1001 00:57:34,018 --> 00:57:35,742 Beat It, huh? 1002 00:57:35,880 --> 00:57:37,638 Wait, so it's about eggs? 1003 00:57:37,776 --> 00:57:39,260 No, no, it's, uh, I don't think it's even about food. 1004 00:57:39,397 --> 00:57:41,329 It's about fighting or... 1005 00:57:41,466 --> 00:57:43,397 trying to avoid a fight? I'm not exactly sure-- 1006 00:57:43,535 --> 00:57:47,466 What gives him the right? Can he even do this? 1007 00:57:47,604 --> 00:57:49,569 I think you're overreacting just a little, okay? 1008 00:57:49,707 --> 00:57:52,431 I mean, this could be great publicity. 1009 00:57:52,569 --> 00:57:53,915 Sell a few more albums. 1010 00:57:54,053 --> 00:57:56,466 No, I don't need to sell more albums, Tony! 1011 00:57:56,604 --> 00:57:58,880 I need people to start taking me seriously 1012 00:57:59,018 --> 00:58:01,018 as an artist that creates original music. 1013 00:58:01,156 --> 00:58:02,949 Now some idiots will probably get confused 1014 00:58:03,087 --> 00:58:05,673 and think Beat It came first! 1015 00:58:05,811 --> 00:58:07,225 Nobody's gonna think that. 1016 00:58:07,362 --> 00:58:09,535 This is a disaster, for the rest of my life now, 1017 00:58:09,673 --> 00:58:11,776 I'm gonna be linked to this Michael Jackson guy. 1018 00:58:11,915 --> 00:58:13,535 And why would that be so bad? 1019 00:58:13,673 --> 00:58:15,673 You know, maybe it's a good thing. I-I think it's an honor. 1020 00:58:15,811 --> 00:58:17,811 Michael's one of the biggest stars in the world. 1021 00:58:26,569 --> 00:58:27,846 Everything okay? 1022 00:58:27,984 --> 00:58:30,087 Everything's pretty freaking not okay. 1023 00:58:30,225 --> 00:58:31,742 I finally created something of my own 1024 00:58:31,880 --> 00:58:33,604 and now people are just gonna think I'm ripping off 1025 00:58:33,742 --> 00:58:35,431 "Michael Jackson." 1026 00:58:35,569 --> 00:58:37,260 Your filet? 1027 00:58:39,742 --> 00:58:41,880 I think I lost my appetite. 1028 00:58:42,018 --> 00:58:44,984 Babe, you seem stressed. You should have a drink. 1029 00:58:45,122 --> 00:58:47,260 I don't really drink. 1030 00:58:47,397 --> 00:58:48,776 If there's one thing I've learned in life, 1031 00:58:48,915 --> 00:58:50,535 the only thing that can clear your head 1032 00:58:50,673 --> 00:58:53,225 and make you feel better is hard alcohol, and lots of it. 1033 00:58:53,362 --> 00:58:58,156 Well, you know me better than anyone. 1034 00:58:59,638 --> 00:59:00,846 I trust you. 1035 00:59:02,053 --> 00:59:03,500 He'll have a whiskey, neat. 1036 00:59:07,880 --> 00:59:11,156 You know what? Maybe you should bring the whole bottle. 1037 00:59:20,673 --> 00:59:23,225 - I know, right? 1038 00:59:23,362 --> 00:59:27,949 Hey, hey. The king is here! Let's get this party started. 1039 00:59:28,087 --> 00:59:31,431 Dude, soundcheck was supposed to start like three hours ago. 1040 00:59:31,569 --> 00:59:36,293 Well, I wasn't here three hours ago, so we're starting now. 1041 00:59:36,431 --> 00:59:38,087 Al, are you drunk? 1042 00:59:38,225 --> 00:59:39,569 I'm not drunk, you're all drunk. 1043 00:59:39,707 --> 00:59:41,087 No, this is pointless. 1044 00:59:41,225 --> 00:59:43,397 Hey, man, why don't you just get out of here? 1045 00:59:43,535 --> 00:59:45,915 I need to get out of here? You need to get out of here! 1046 00:59:46,053 --> 00:59:47,500 - Whoa, whoa, whoa! - Guys, guys! 1047 00:59:47,638 --> 00:59:50,087 Al, look, it's the first show of the tour tonight. 1048 00:59:50,225 --> 00:59:52,087 It's kind of a big deal. 1049 00:59:52,225 --> 00:59:53,535 Do you think you could maybe not screw this up for everybody? 1050 00:59:53,673 --> 00:59:56,638 Oh, what-what-what are you gonna do, fire me? 1051 00:59:56,776 --> 00:59:59,984 You guys are nothing without me. 1052 01:00:00,122 --> 01:00:02,915 Yeah, I could replace you with a drum machine 1053 01:00:03,053 --> 01:00:06,776 and you with a guitar machine 1054 01:00:06,915 --> 01:00:09,259 and you with a... 1055 01:00:09,397 --> 01:00:11,225 I don't know, with some other machine. 1056 01:00:11,362 --> 01:00:13,811 You're all just a bunch of normals, okay, 1057 01:00:13,949 --> 01:00:17,880 I'm the weird one! I am the weird one! 1058 01:00:23,638 --> 01:00:26,846 Okay. That's it. 1059 01:00:34,466 --> 01:00:37,224 You've changed, man. 1060 01:00:37,362 --> 01:00:40,431 - Fame's really gotten to you. 1061 01:00:40,569 --> 01:00:42,259 Wow. 1062 01:00:45,293 --> 01:00:46,880 Look, just get yourself cleaned up 1063 01:00:47,018 --> 01:00:48,811 for the show tonight, all right? 1064 01:00:52,259 --> 01:00:54,156 - You're a mess. - Yeah. 1065 01:00:59,984 --> 01:01:01,707 They seem nice. 1066 01:01:01,846 --> 01:01:03,053 Yeah, they're great. 1067 01:01:05,053 --> 01:01:08,018 - Al? - Oh, what do you want? 1068 01:01:08,156 --> 01:01:10,156 Can I talk to you for a minute? 1069 01:01:12,742 --> 01:01:13,846 Privately? 1070 01:01:13,984 --> 01:01:15,224 Look, anything you wanna say to me, 1071 01:01:15,362 --> 01:01:17,846 you can say in front of my girlfriend. 1072 01:01:19,122 --> 01:01:21,984 Okay, fine. 1073 01:01:22,122 --> 01:01:23,742 I think Madonna's a bad influence on you. 1074 01:01:23,880 --> 01:01:26,638 I think she's an evil, conniving succubus, 1075 01:01:26,776 --> 01:01:29,673 and she's only using you for her pathetic and selfish needs. 1076 01:01:29,811 --> 01:01:31,362 - What? - No offense. 1077 01:01:31,500 --> 01:01:35,638 She only wants you for that sweet, sweet Yankovic Bump. 1078 01:01:35,776 --> 01:01:37,293 She knows her record sales 1079 01:01:37,431 --> 01:01:39,466 will go through the roof if you parody her. 1080 01:01:39,604 --> 01:01:41,362 How dare you. 1081 01:01:41,500 --> 01:01:45,742 This woman is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me. 1082 01:01:45,880 --> 01:01:49,742 And besides, I already told her I'm not doing any more, um... 1083 01:01:49,880 --> 01:01:52,604 Any more... The thing you said. 1084 01:01:52,742 --> 01:01:54,397 - Song parodies. - Song parodies! 1085 01:01:54,535 --> 01:01:56,087 You're so drunk right now, 1086 01:01:56,224 --> 01:01:58,328 I bet you couldn't even give her that Yankovic Bump. 1087 01:01:58,466 --> 01:02:00,018 That's not true! 1088 01:02:00,155 --> 01:02:02,122 That's not true, I'll come up with that song parody right now. 1089 01:02:02,259 --> 01:02:05,604 Instead of "Like a Virgin," it'll be "Like a..." 1090 01:02:05,742 --> 01:02:07,087 Like a... 1091 01:02:08,880 --> 01:02:10,328 Like a... 1092 01:02:10,466 --> 01:02:12,431 Shut up, it's impossible! Nothing rhymes with virgin. 1093 01:02:12,569 --> 01:02:14,742 Al, listen. 1094 01:02:14,880 --> 01:02:16,293 You gotta take care of yourself. 1095 01:02:16,431 --> 01:02:18,224 When she's done with you, she's gonna drop you 1096 01:02:18,362 --> 01:02:20,018 like a sack of spoiled cabbage. 1097 01:02:20,155 --> 01:02:22,500 No, no, shut up, shut up! You're not my dad. 1098 01:02:22,638 --> 01:02:26,155 You think you're my dad, but you are not my dad. 1099 01:02:29,328 --> 01:02:31,500 Baby? Baby, where are you going? 1100 01:02:31,638 --> 01:02:33,915 I'm goin' for a drive to clear my mind, on my own. 1101 01:02:34,053 --> 01:02:37,915 No, no, no, no, no. You cannot go. 1102 01:02:39,915 --> 01:02:41,535 Without your car keys. 1103 01:02:41,673 --> 01:02:45,121 Thank you so much. 1104 01:02:59,915 --> 01:03:01,466 Well, we can't wait. 1105 01:03:01,604 --> 01:03:03,984 Weird Al hits the stage at Joe Robbie Stadium 1106 01:03:04,121 --> 01:03:05,880 tonight at eight o'clock, 1107 01:03:06,018 --> 01:03:07,707 and it's gonna be off the chain. 1108 01:03:07,846 --> 01:03:09,259 One for the history-- 1109 01:03:09,397 --> 01:03:11,638 - ♪ Just eat it, eat it ♪ 1110 01:03:11,776 --> 01:03:14,673 ♪ Another one rides the bus... ♪ 1111 01:03:14,811 --> 01:03:16,846 ♪ M-M-M-My bologna... ♪ 1112 01:03:18,638 --> 01:03:20,293 ♪ Have another triple scoop With me... ♪ 1113 01:03:20,431 --> 01:03:22,362 Well, that was multi-platinum recording artist 1114 01:03:22,500 --> 01:03:24,880 "Weird Al" Yankovic with I Love Rocky Road, 1115 01:03:25,018 --> 01:03:28,776 and my god, have you ever seen a more durable pop artist? 1116 01:03:28,915 --> 01:03:30,259 Anything you throw at this guy, 1117 01:03:30,397 --> 01:03:32,673 he just seems capable of surviving it. 1118 01:03:32,811 --> 01:03:35,466 I'll bet he could land a plane into a volcano 1119 01:03:35,604 --> 01:03:38,224 - and still come out-- 1120 01:03:54,984 --> 01:03:56,500 Dammit. 1121 01:03:58,707 --> 01:04:01,052 All right, nurse, let's call it. 1122 01:04:02,742 --> 01:04:04,707 Time of death: 7:30-- 1123 01:04:09,293 --> 01:04:10,742 Quick! 1124 01:04:10,880 --> 01:04:12,673 I need some paper and a number two pencil. 1125 01:04:12,811 --> 01:04:14,293 Here you go, baby. 1126 01:04:14,431 --> 01:04:16,259 Excuse me, miss, he's in no condition to be doing-- 1127 01:04:16,397 --> 01:04:20,017 Look, there's no time, okay? He's got a show in 30 minutes. 1128 01:04:20,155 --> 01:04:22,811 - All right. 1129 01:04:22,949 --> 01:04:25,190 Better give me all your gauze, nurse. 1130 01:04:28,673 --> 01:04:31,949 ♪ I finally made it through Med school ♪ 1131 01:04:32,086 --> 01:04:36,742 ♪ Somehow I made it through ♪ 1132 01:04:36,880 --> 01:04:38,190 ♪ I'm just an intern ♪ 1133 01:04:38,328 --> 01:04:42,466 ♪ I still make a mistake Or two ♪ 1134 01:04:43,846 --> 01:04:47,362 ♪ I was last in my class ♪ 1135 01:04:47,500 --> 01:04:51,017 ♪ Barely passed At the institute ♪ 1136 01:04:51,155 --> 01:04:55,086 ♪ Now I'm trying to avoid ♪ 1137 01:04:55,224 --> 01:04:58,569 ♪ Yeah, I'm trying to avoid ♪ 1138 01:04:58,707 --> 01:05:01,190 ♪ A malpractice suit ♪ 1139 01:05:02,915 --> 01:05:06,017 ♪ Like a surgeon, hey! ♪ 1140 01:05:06,155 --> 01:05:09,328 ♪ Cuttin' For the very first time ♪ 1141 01:05:09,466 --> 01:05:10,362 Yes! 1142 01:05:10,500 --> 01:05:14,017 ♪ Like a surgeon ♪ 1143 01:05:14,155 --> 01:05:18,707 ♪ Here's a waiver For you to sign ♪ 1144 01:05:25,086 --> 01:05:28,776 This is all for you, babe. I love you so much. 1145 01:05:29,673 --> 01:05:31,017 I think I should have 1146 01:05:31,155 --> 01:05:32,742 stuck around for that blood transfusion, though. 1147 01:05:32,880 --> 01:05:34,880 - I think I'm gonna pass out. - No, babe, you're killing it. 1148 01:05:35,017 --> 01:05:37,190 - Now get back out there. - Okay. 1149 01:05:40,914 --> 01:05:43,017 ♪ Like a surgeon ♪ 1150 01:05:43,155 --> 01:05:47,086 ♪ Ooh-hoo, like a surgeon ♪ 1151 01:05:47,224 --> 01:05:50,535 ♪ When I reach inside ♪ 1152 01:05:50,673 --> 01:05:54,431 ♪ With my scalpel And my forceps ♪ 1153 01:05:54,569 --> 01:05:59,190 ♪ And retractors Oh-ho-oh-oh-oh ♪ 1154 01:05:59,328 --> 01:06:04,846 - ♪ Oh-oh-oh-ho-oh-ho-oh-ho ♪ 1155 01:06:07,052 --> 01:06:10,948 ♪ Ooh, baby, yeah ♪ 1156 01:06:11,086 --> 01:06:13,466 ♪ I can hear your heart beat ♪ 1157 01:06:15,224 --> 01:06:17,224 ♪ For the very last time ♪ 1158 01:06:26,638 --> 01:06:30,224 Okay, babe, you have a costume change, one more song, 1159 01:06:30,362 --> 01:06:32,259 and then we can go home and sleep it off. 1160 01:06:32,397 --> 01:06:33,500 Okay. 1161 01:06:37,914 --> 01:06:39,190 No, no, no, no. 1162 01:06:39,328 --> 01:06:40,914 What-what is that? I'm not wearing that. 1163 01:06:41,052 --> 01:06:42,431 It's your Eat It jacket, babe. 1164 01:06:42,569 --> 01:06:43,742 No, not anymore, it's not. 1165 01:06:43,879 --> 01:06:45,466 That is a Michael Jackson jacket now. 1166 01:06:45,604 --> 01:06:47,121 I don't wanna see it. Get that outta my face. 1167 01:06:47,259 --> 01:06:48,879 You don't have to wear it if you don't want to. 1168 01:06:49,017 --> 01:06:52,224 Now just drink up. Yeah, that's good, yeah. 1169 01:06:52,362 --> 01:06:55,362 Little more, little more. That's the medicine. 1170 01:07:28,810 --> 01:07:33,431 Boo, boo, boo, boo! 1171 01:07:33,569 --> 01:07:38,259 Yeah, that's what you sound like. Boo! 1172 01:07:38,397 --> 01:07:41,742 Oh, what? You want, do you wanna hear Eat It? 1173 01:07:41,879 --> 01:07:43,052 - Do you? 1174 01:07:43,190 --> 01:07:46,224 Okay, here goes. 1175 01:07:51,707 --> 01:07:54,914 You're all a bunch of slaves! 1176 01:07:55,052 --> 01:07:56,500 - You're morons. 1177 01:07:56,638 --> 01:07:59,052 Idiots! 1178 01:07:59,190 --> 01:08:02,328 Oh, what, what, you paid good money to see a show? 1179 01:08:02,466 --> 01:08:06,328 You worked your little butts off at some dangerous factory? 1180 01:08:06,466 --> 01:08:10,569 God only knows what they make there! 1181 01:08:10,707 --> 01:08:12,845 No one will tell you that. 1182 01:08:17,190 --> 01:08:20,431 What do they make in the factory? 1183 01:08:20,569 --> 01:08:22,397 What do they make? 1184 01:08:24,397 --> 01:08:28,052 Do you like getting pushed around? 1185 01:08:28,190 --> 01:08:30,604 You like letting everybody push you around? 1186 01:08:30,741 --> 01:08:35,293 Yeah, I think you do. I think you like it. 1187 01:08:35,431 --> 01:08:38,741 You like letting your dad push you around? 1188 01:08:38,879 --> 01:08:40,259 No! 1189 01:08:40,397 --> 01:08:43,052 You like letting Michael Jackson push you around? 1190 01:08:43,190 --> 01:08:46,879 - No! 1191 01:08:47,017 --> 01:08:50,569 Well, what are you gonna do about it? 1192 01:08:50,707 --> 01:08:52,983 What are you gonna do about it? 1193 01:08:53,121 --> 01:08:57,086 - What are you gonna do? 1194 01:09:00,224 --> 01:09:03,741 So... you wanna see it? 1195 01:09:07,569 --> 01:09:09,775 Do you want me to show it to you? 1196 01:09:12,673 --> 01:09:14,604 I'm gonna whip it out! 1197 01:09:17,121 --> 01:09:19,121 You don't think I'll do it, do you? 1198 01:09:19,259 --> 01:09:22,328 I haven't whipped it out yet but I'm gonna do it for you, 1199 01:09:22,466 --> 01:09:25,810 but only if you really want me to. 1200 01:09:28,638 --> 01:09:31,155 Okay, here goes! 1201 01:09:32,810 --> 01:09:34,466 Yeah! 1202 01:09:36,293 --> 01:09:39,293 - Get off me! Get off me! 1203 01:09:43,569 --> 01:09:45,569 We're sorry to interrupt 1204 01:09:45,706 --> 01:09:47,879 the President's address, but we have breaking news. 1205 01:09:48,017 --> 01:09:50,741 Parody songsmith "Weird Al" Yankovic 1206 01:09:50,879 --> 01:09:52,328 was arrested earlier tonight 1207 01:09:52,466 --> 01:09:55,362 in Miami-Dade County for lewd behavior. 1208 01:10:01,397 --> 01:10:03,328 Okay. Here's my thought. 1209 01:10:03,466 --> 01:10:05,775 I think this is a really great idea, I hope you like it. 1210 01:10:05,914 --> 01:10:07,500 We team up, right? 1211 01:10:07,638 --> 01:10:09,948 I'll write all the, you know, good songs, the real ones, 1212 01:10:10,086 --> 01:10:12,466 and then you parody them every time. 1213 01:10:12,604 --> 01:10:14,810 Bam, bam. It's perfect. 1214 01:10:16,466 --> 01:10:17,845 Sounds great. 1215 01:10:17,983 --> 01:10:19,293 It's foolproof, we'll be unstoppable. 1216 01:10:19,431 --> 01:10:20,741 We'll be the hottest power couple 1217 01:10:20,879 --> 01:10:22,431 in the entire music industry. 1218 01:10:22,569 --> 01:10:24,328 What would our power couple name be? 1219 01:10:24,466 --> 01:10:28,741 I'm thinking Madankovic or Madonnavic 1220 01:10:28,879 --> 01:10:33,052 or maybe just Madonna. 1221 01:10:33,190 --> 01:10:35,362 There'll be plenty of time to figure all of that out. 1222 01:10:35,500 --> 01:10:37,569 But can you imagine the world tour? 1223 01:10:37,706 --> 01:10:42,121 Madonna... with Weird Al. 1224 01:10:42,259 --> 01:10:45,845 All that money? I just got the tingles. 1225 01:10:48,397 --> 01:10:51,224 But I mean, you're okay with all of this, right? 1226 01:10:52,086 --> 01:10:53,810 Look, babe, I'm-- 1227 01:10:55,259 --> 01:11:00,017 I'm seriously okay with anything you wanna do. 1228 01:11:00,155 --> 01:11:03,948 I mean, look at me. I'm a train wreck. 1229 01:11:04,086 --> 01:11:06,914 I'm barely holding it together. 1230 01:11:07,052 --> 01:11:09,741 My parents wrote me off. 1231 01:11:09,879 --> 01:11:13,879 I pushed away my band, Dr. Demento, 1232 01:11:14,017 --> 01:11:16,466 everyone who was important to me. 1233 01:11:18,879 --> 01:11:21,017 You're all I got. 1234 01:11:21,155 --> 01:11:24,293 You are literally the only thing I have left in the world, 1235 01:11:24,431 --> 01:11:28,983 and if anything happened to you, I don't know what I would do. 1236 01:11:30,948 --> 01:11:33,914 No, no! No! 1237 01:11:34,052 --> 01:11:36,293 Relax, Mr. Yankovic. 1238 01:11:36,431 --> 01:11:38,086 We only wanna borrow your girlfriend. 1239 01:11:38,224 --> 01:11:41,052 Just stay calm and nothing will happen to you. 1240 01:11:41,190 --> 01:11:44,190 Please, sir, please. Whatever you do-- 1241 01:11:47,879 --> 01:11:49,466 Don't hurt me. 1242 01:11:51,845 --> 01:11:53,879 - Help me! - Madonna! 1243 01:11:57,741 --> 01:12:00,293 - Hiya! 1244 01:12:43,914 --> 01:12:47,155 - Die, die! 1245 01:12:49,224 --> 01:12:51,983 - Order up. 1246 01:12:53,741 --> 01:12:56,499 Pablo Escobar sends his regards! 1247 01:13:03,568 --> 01:13:07,810 Pablo Escobar, you just made the biggest mistake of your life. 1248 01:13:17,224 --> 01:13:18,845 Getting eaten alive out here! 1249 01:13:20,534 --> 01:13:21,948 Got a smoke? 1250 01:13:22,948 --> 01:13:24,499 Yeah. 1251 01:13:24,637 --> 01:13:25,948 Here you go. 1252 01:13:30,706 --> 01:13:31,914 You hear that? 1253 01:13:32,052 --> 01:13:34,534 Yeah. I think it came from over there. 1254 01:13:49,775 --> 01:13:51,052 Over there! 1255 01:13:55,845 --> 01:13:57,017 We got him. 1256 01:14:05,948 --> 01:14:07,052 Wait a second. 1257 01:14:10,155 --> 01:14:11,430 This isn't a man. 1258 01:14:12,983 --> 01:14:15,086 It's a hay boy! 1259 01:14:24,328 --> 01:14:26,017 This'll do. 1260 01:14:40,845 --> 01:14:43,224 So, then I'm stomping on him and stomping him with my boots, 1261 01:14:43,362 --> 01:14:44,983 and he's calling for his mom and I'm like, 1262 01:14:45,121 --> 01:14:47,121 "Stop being so extra." You know, it's like-- 1263 01:14:47,259 --> 01:14:49,741 Oh, my goodness! 1264 01:14:49,879 --> 01:14:51,328 Ha-ha! That better not be vanilla. 1265 01:14:51,465 --> 01:14:52,706 Who was it? 1266 01:14:52,845 --> 01:14:55,259 - No, who was it? - Escobar! 1267 01:14:55,396 --> 01:14:58,293 Oh, Mr. Yankovic. 1268 01:14:58,430 --> 01:15:01,499 We've been expecting you. Welcome, welcome. 1269 01:15:01,637 --> 01:15:05,914 As you know, I am a huge, huge fan of your music. 1270 01:15:06,052 --> 01:15:09,293 I got all of your albums through the Columbia House Record Club. 1271 01:15:09,430 --> 01:15:12,845 Twelve for one penny, you guys. Really great deal. 1272 01:15:12,983 --> 01:15:14,293 Really great deal. 1273 01:15:14,430 --> 01:15:18,155 Anyway, I--Oops. I hope you will forgive me 1274 01:15:18,293 --> 01:15:20,224 for kidnapping your lovely girlfriend. 1275 01:15:20,361 --> 01:15:22,845 It just seemed like that was the only way 1276 01:15:22,983 --> 01:15:26,293 to guarantee that you would come to my birthday party. 1277 01:15:26,430 --> 01:15:28,155 Your agent, oy, 1278 01:15:28,293 --> 01:15:29,879 a real nightmare to deal with, if I'm gonna be honest. 1279 01:15:30,017 --> 01:15:31,568 Real vicious guy. 1280 01:15:31,706 --> 01:15:33,775 You know, I'm sorry. Let me turn down the music, please. 1281 01:15:33,914 --> 01:15:35,361 Just a little annoying, yeah. 1282 01:15:41,396 --> 01:15:43,810 I can hear myself think now. 1283 01:15:43,948 --> 01:15:46,086 It's so noisy up in there. Aah, the voices. 1284 01:15:46,224 --> 01:15:48,706 Oh. Oh, where are my manners? 1285 01:15:48,845 --> 01:15:50,534 We were just about to cut the cake. 1286 01:15:50,672 --> 01:15:51,983 May I offer you a slice? 1287 01:15:52,121 --> 01:15:53,534 Let's get him a slice, please. 1288 01:15:53,672 --> 01:15:55,327 No. No cake. 1289 01:15:55,465 --> 01:15:58,052 Okay, Mr. Diet. 1290 01:15:58,190 --> 01:15:59,396 More for us, am I right? 1291 01:15:59,534 --> 01:16:02,568 I just want my woman, then I'll go. 1292 01:16:03,983 --> 01:16:07,603 Ah, you want your woman. Okay. 1293 01:16:07,741 --> 01:16:12,292 I'm afraid that's not how it works, Mr. Yankovic. 1294 01:16:12,430 --> 01:16:15,292 You see, you can't leave until you perform for me. 1295 01:16:15,430 --> 01:16:17,327 - Do you understand me? - No dice. 1296 01:16:17,465 --> 01:16:19,914 Not gonna happen. I'm not your monkey. 1297 01:16:20,052 --> 01:16:21,259 I can do Borderline. 1298 01:16:21,396 --> 01:16:23,845 No, I don't want that. I want him. 1299 01:16:23,983 --> 01:16:27,155 Mr. Yankovic, why-why all the drama? 1300 01:16:27,292 --> 01:16:29,258 I mean, you're already here. 1301 01:16:29,396 --> 01:16:32,810 Just perform one measly song for us and then you guys can leave. 1302 01:16:32,948 --> 01:16:36,086 Come on, just one song, no? 1303 01:16:36,224 --> 01:16:38,845 How about that wonderful 1304 01:16:38,983 --> 01:16:41,534 Michael Jackson parody that you did, huh? 1305 01:16:42,775 --> 01:16:45,845 That's not a parody! 1306 01:17:12,223 --> 01:17:16,258 Stop! Stop! It's my birthday! Stop it! Stop it! 1307 01:17:18,672 --> 01:17:21,361 Well, first off, rude. Okay? 1308 01:17:21,499 --> 01:17:23,223 And second of all, if you really, 1309 01:17:23,361 --> 01:17:25,775 really don't wanna entertain us, then fine. 1310 01:17:25,914 --> 01:17:27,499 You can just leave. 1311 01:17:29,327 --> 01:17:32,845 Wait, so, so we can just go? 1312 01:17:32,983 --> 01:17:35,948 Yeah, you can go whenever you want. 1313 01:17:36,672 --> 01:17:38,396 Psych! 1314 01:17:38,534 --> 01:17:40,327 No! 1315 01:17:44,914 --> 01:17:46,499 Very unfortunate. 1316 01:17:46,637 --> 01:17:50,672 He was like a God among men, and now just worm food. 1317 01:17:50,810 --> 01:17:52,361 Tsk, tsk, tsk. 1318 01:17:52,499 --> 01:17:55,568 Anyway, back to the party. Should we cut the cake or...? 1319 01:17:58,017 --> 01:18:01,534 Hey, Pablo, you forgot one thing. 1320 01:18:03,361 --> 01:18:05,189 I'm certified platinum. 1321 01:18:08,155 --> 01:18:09,603 Hey, Escobar. 1322 01:18:10,637 --> 01:18:11,948 Eat it. 1323 01:18:20,189 --> 01:18:22,810 Okay, let's get outta here. 1324 01:18:26,121 --> 01:18:28,465 I just gotta get this medallion. 1325 01:18:28,603 --> 01:18:33,430 Okay. Oh, it's in there. Ah. 1326 01:18:33,568 --> 01:18:37,154 Oh, gross, gross, gross, gross, gross! 1327 01:18:41,361 --> 01:18:42,879 You just killed Pablo Escobar! 1328 01:18:43,017 --> 01:18:45,810 I know! I've killed so many people this week. 1329 01:18:45,948 --> 01:18:49,568 Before last Thursday, I never really killed anyone. 1330 01:18:49,706 --> 01:18:53,568 The things we do for love, huh? Okay, come on. We gotta go. 1331 01:18:53,706 --> 01:18:57,534 Well, now, wait, wait, wait, hear me out here. 1332 01:18:57,672 --> 01:19:01,672 With Escobar out of the picture, maybe... 1333 01:19:01,810 --> 01:19:03,499 maybe we can run the drug cartel. 1334 01:19:03,637 --> 01:19:04,983 Wait, what? 1335 01:19:05,120 --> 01:19:07,052 Supply and demand, baby. 1336 01:19:07,189 --> 01:19:09,741 Look, someone's gotta run the cartel. 1337 01:19:09,879 --> 01:19:11,568 May as well be me. Us. 1338 01:19:11,706 --> 01:19:14,465 You can't be serious. What about all our plans? 1339 01:19:14,603 --> 01:19:16,810 Writing songs together, touring together. 1340 01:19:16,948 --> 01:19:19,914 Why rule the music industry when you can rule the world? 1341 01:19:20,052 --> 01:19:22,948 All the money and power is right here. 1342 01:19:23,085 --> 01:19:25,361 Madonna, that's... 1343 01:19:25,499 --> 01:19:27,258 No. No way. 1344 01:19:27,396 --> 01:19:31,430 My life is in America, and my family would never forgive me 1345 01:19:31,568 --> 01:19:33,568 if I became involved in a drug cartel. 1346 01:19:33,706 --> 01:19:36,568 Well, your family's already disowned you, Al. 1347 01:19:36,706 --> 01:19:39,845 I'm all you've got, remember? 1348 01:19:39,983 --> 01:19:42,258 And we'll still be together. 1349 01:19:42,396 --> 01:19:45,120 I'll be the head of the cartel, 1350 01:19:45,258 --> 01:19:47,154 and you can be my number two. 1351 01:19:48,914 --> 01:19:50,154 Your number two. 1352 01:19:52,568 --> 01:19:56,775 I can't believe this. Dr. Demento was right. 1353 01:19:56,914 --> 01:19:58,430 You were just using me 1354 01:19:58,568 --> 01:20:00,465 to further your own career, weren't you? 1355 01:20:02,741 --> 01:20:05,810 Well... yeah. 1356 01:20:07,258 --> 01:20:10,292 My relationship with you was a business decision... 1357 01:20:10,430 --> 01:20:11,983 and so is this. 1358 01:20:12,120 --> 01:20:14,983 It's all just business. 1359 01:20:17,672 --> 01:20:18,879 Wow. 1360 01:20:21,017 --> 01:20:24,361 Well, okay, then. 1361 01:20:26,120 --> 01:20:28,879 I guess--I guess that's it. 1362 01:20:34,430 --> 01:20:35,983 Have a nice life. 1363 01:20:44,396 --> 01:20:45,430 Whoa! 1364 01:20:47,120 --> 01:20:50,706 I can't let you leave, Al. You know too much. 1365 01:20:50,845 --> 01:20:52,430 What are you talking about? 1366 01:20:53,879 --> 01:20:56,051 Stop that! 1367 01:20:56,189 --> 01:20:59,361 We could have made such a beautiful team, 1368 01:20:59,499 --> 01:21:00,983 and you know what? 1369 01:21:01,120 --> 01:21:03,327 I decided I do like Weirdonna better than Madonnavic. 1370 01:21:05,016 --> 01:21:07,327 But that's all over now. 1371 01:21:07,465 --> 01:21:11,085 Our partnership is officially dissolved. 1372 01:21:13,948 --> 01:21:15,499 Goodbye, Madonna. 1373 01:21:34,258 --> 01:21:37,706 Yeah. I had a lot of soul-searching to do. 1374 01:21:37,845 --> 01:21:41,361 Was I a parody singer? An original artist? 1375 01:21:41,499 --> 01:21:44,120 The most dangerous assassin in the world? 1376 01:21:44,258 --> 01:21:46,361 Maybe I had lost my way. 1377 01:21:46,499 --> 01:21:48,085 Don't get me wrong, there were things 1378 01:21:48,223 --> 01:21:50,361 I loved about being Weird Al. 1379 01:21:50,499 --> 01:21:52,189 The fame, the money, 1380 01:21:52,327 --> 01:21:54,982 the fancy dinners, joining the Illuminati, 1381 01:21:55,120 --> 01:21:57,603 going to the Illuminati holiday party, 1382 01:21:57,741 --> 01:22:01,258 learning the truth about the moon landing and JFK. 1383 01:22:01,396 --> 01:22:05,085 But without my family, none of that mattered. 1384 01:22:05,223 --> 01:22:07,430 I knew what I had to do. 1385 01:22:22,913 --> 01:22:25,085 There it is, pretty simple. 1386 01:22:26,775 --> 01:22:31,051 When the light turns green, you turn this crank to the left. 1387 01:22:31,189 --> 01:22:35,361 When it turns red, you stop and pull this lever down. 1388 01:22:35,499 --> 01:22:38,465 When it turns green again, you push this lever up 1389 01:22:38,603 --> 01:22:42,223 and turn this crank back to the right. 1390 01:22:42,361 --> 01:22:46,016 Yep, that's about it. Lunch is at 12:30. 1391 01:22:47,637 --> 01:22:49,258 Hey, can I ask you a question? 1392 01:22:50,292 --> 01:22:51,499 Sure. 1393 01:22:52,947 --> 01:22:55,878 What do we make here? 1394 01:22:56,016 --> 01:23:00,396 Your old man said you was funny. 1395 01:23:00,534 --> 01:23:03,775 That's a good one. "What do we make here?" 1396 01:23:33,534 --> 01:23:36,706 Somebody help! My leg! 1397 01:23:36,844 --> 01:23:38,120 Oh, uh... 1398 01:23:38,258 --> 01:23:42,396 It's burning me! Oh, my leg! 1399 01:23:42,534 --> 01:23:45,913 Ahh! Ahh! It burns! 1400 01:23:48,292 --> 01:23:49,706 Hey. 1401 01:23:49,844 --> 01:23:51,878 Cleanup crew to machine room. 1402 01:23:52,016 --> 01:23:53,810 You got a minute? 1403 01:23:53,947 --> 01:23:56,465 Well, what? 1404 01:23:58,499 --> 01:24:01,051 You want to take a swing, old man? 1405 01:24:04,361 --> 01:24:05,534 No. 1406 01:24:07,775 --> 01:24:12,568 Just... what are you doing here? 1407 01:24:12,706 --> 01:24:15,913 What am I doing here? Really? 1408 01:24:17,396 --> 01:24:20,154 All my life, all I wanted to do is please you, 1409 01:24:20,292 --> 01:24:22,016 but I was never enough. 1410 01:24:22,154 --> 01:24:25,120 You were always disappointed in your "weird" son. 1411 01:24:25,258 --> 01:24:28,534 So yeah, I gave up the most successful career 1412 01:24:28,672 --> 01:24:31,741 in music history to come work at this miserable factory 1413 01:24:31,878 --> 01:24:33,361 because it's what you've always wanted 1414 01:24:33,499 --> 01:24:35,774 and what, it is still not enough for you? 1415 01:24:35,913 --> 01:24:37,534 I appreciate what you're doing. 1416 01:24:38,844 --> 01:24:41,085 This isn't the life for you. 1417 01:24:41,223 --> 01:24:43,809 Oh, what? So I'm not even good at turning cranks now. 1418 01:24:43,947 --> 01:24:45,430 No, Alfred, that's not what I'm saying. 1419 01:24:45,568 --> 01:24:47,292 What are you saying, then? 1420 01:24:52,913 --> 01:24:55,223 I was wrong to stand in your way. 1421 01:24:57,706 --> 01:25:00,258 This isn't what you were meant for. 1422 01:25:01,913 --> 01:25:03,258 You're special. 1423 01:25:04,499 --> 01:25:08,878 You're Weird Al, and you're my son. 1424 01:25:11,568 --> 01:25:12,982 And I'm, uh... 1425 01:25:14,154 --> 01:25:15,809 I'm proud of you. 1426 01:25:23,051 --> 01:25:24,809 What are you doing? 1427 01:25:29,947 --> 01:25:30,878 Dad! 1428 01:25:37,568 --> 01:25:40,878 ♪ Jingle bells, Batman smells Robin laid an egg ♪ 1429 01:25:41,016 --> 01:25:45,327 ♪ The Batmobile lost a wheel And the Joker ran away, hey! ♪ 1430 01:25:46,672 --> 01:25:47,982 Yeah, that's an absolute classic. 1431 01:25:48,120 --> 01:25:50,705 Whew. 1432 01:25:50,844 --> 01:25:53,534 Well, so Mom tells me you're dating that singer Madonna. 1433 01:25:53,672 --> 01:25:57,016 Oh, um, no, we-we broke up. 1434 01:25:57,154 --> 01:26:00,051 Oh, I'm sorry, honey. What happened? 1435 01:26:00,189 --> 01:26:02,465 Yeah. It's-it's complicated. 1436 01:26:02,603 --> 01:26:05,361 Well, don't worry. There's plenty of other fish in the sea. 1437 01:26:05,499 --> 01:26:09,189 So, so, what is it like? What's it like being you? 1438 01:26:09,327 --> 01:26:12,637 You know, world-famous superstar and all? 1439 01:26:12,774 --> 01:26:19,774 Well, um, it's-it's fun, but it's also a lot of pressure. 1440 01:26:19,913 --> 01:26:23,327 The hardest part for me is just coming up with new songs. 1441 01:26:23,465 --> 01:26:26,705 I-I never know where my next idea's gonna come from. 1442 01:26:26,844 --> 01:26:30,154 And yeah, I-I honestly, I don't know if I have it in me anymore. 1443 01:26:30,292 --> 01:26:33,258 Oh, nonsense. I'm sure that next big idea 1444 01:26:33,396 --> 01:26:35,913 is just right there in front of you. 1445 01:26:39,430 --> 01:26:42,085 Well, you may have noticed I've put on a little weight. 1446 01:26:42,223 --> 01:26:43,705 Don't be silly, Ma. You look great. 1447 01:26:43,844 --> 01:26:45,051 You do, dear. I think you look 1448 01:26:45,189 --> 01:26:46,774 wonderful with a few extra pounds. 1449 01:26:46,913 --> 01:26:48,499 I think you're pleasingly plump. 1450 01:26:48,637 --> 01:26:51,534 Oh, Nick. You know I'm fat. 1451 01:26:51,671 --> 01:26:53,774 I'm fat, you know it. 1452 01:26:58,292 --> 01:26:59,465 What? 1453 01:26:59,603 --> 01:27:00,809 Wow. 1454 01:27:00,947 --> 01:27:02,844 Dad, can I ask you something? 1455 01:27:04,603 --> 01:27:08,499 Mom told me growing up, you always had your reasons 1456 01:27:08,636 --> 01:27:10,534 for being so hard on me. 1457 01:27:14,258 --> 01:27:16,292 I think it's time, dear. 1458 01:27:19,396 --> 01:27:20,878 All right. 1459 01:27:34,361 --> 01:27:38,396 Oh, whoa. 1460 01:27:38,534 --> 01:27:42,602 I wrote it all down. This should explain everything. 1461 01:27:42,740 --> 01:27:46,327 Okay, do you have maybe a-a photo album 1462 01:27:46,465 --> 01:27:48,534 or we can just go through the bullet points together? 1463 01:27:48,671 --> 01:27:51,809 I don't have a photo album, but I have a sketchbook. 1464 01:27:51,947 --> 01:27:53,534 A sketchbook? 1465 01:27:55,844 --> 01:27:59,327 You see, we didn't have any cameras 1466 01:27:59,465 --> 01:28:03,154 when I was growing up because... 1467 01:28:05,809 --> 01:28:08,051 I was raised Amish. 1468 01:28:08,982 --> 01:28:10,567 What, really? 1469 01:28:10,705 --> 01:28:14,430 Yep. I grew up Amish. 1470 01:28:14,567 --> 01:28:17,292 Lived in the community for the first 16 years of my life. 1471 01:28:17,430 --> 01:28:20,534 And frankly, I don't think I ever really fit in 1472 01:28:20,671 --> 01:28:23,258 because, well, if I'm being honest, 1473 01:28:23,396 --> 01:28:27,774 I was just as weird as you when I was a kid. 1474 01:28:27,913 --> 01:28:30,292 Yeah, I even made up new words to the hymns 1475 01:28:30,430 --> 01:28:32,430 that we sang during church service. 1476 01:28:32,567 --> 01:28:34,913 - That didn't go over too well. 1477 01:28:37,085 --> 01:28:39,499 That boy will never learn. 1478 01:28:39,636 --> 01:28:41,189 And then when I was a few years older, 1479 01:28:41,327 --> 01:28:43,396 I was able to go on rumspringa. 1480 01:28:43,533 --> 01:28:46,223 I finally had a chance to go out into the great big world 1481 01:28:46,361 --> 01:28:50,051 and see what it had to offer. 1482 01:28:50,189 --> 01:28:52,740 And that's when I saw the love of my life, 1483 01:28:52,878 --> 01:28:55,913 a 1933 Excelsior, 1484 01:28:56,051 --> 01:28:59,844 the finest accordion there ever was. 1485 01:28:59,982 --> 01:29:04,361 Cost me every penny I had in the world, but it was worth it. 1486 01:29:04,499 --> 01:29:06,740 So wait-wait-wait, you had an accordion? 1487 01:29:06,878 --> 01:29:10,327 I did, I did, I did, I was pretty good at it too. 1488 01:29:10,465 --> 01:29:12,982 I was not bad. I was not bad at all. 1489 01:29:13,120 --> 01:29:14,602 I thought I was the love of your life. 1490 01:29:14,740 --> 01:29:16,740 Oh, honey, you come later, please. Anyway... 1491 01:29:16,878 --> 01:29:18,602 So, I tried for months to make it 1492 01:29:18,740 --> 01:29:20,189 as a professional musician, 1493 01:29:20,327 --> 01:29:22,016 but it just wasn't in God's plan. 1494 01:29:22,154 --> 01:29:23,636 Get outta here! 1495 01:29:23,774 --> 01:29:26,327 Failure mocked me at every waking moment. 1496 01:29:26,465 --> 01:29:28,154 Hey, there, squeeze box. 1497 01:29:28,292 --> 01:29:30,602 I knew that I had to give up my dream 1498 01:29:30,740 --> 01:29:33,671 and go back to the only life that I'd ever known. 1499 01:29:33,809 --> 01:29:36,430 But when I tried to come back to the Amish community, 1500 01:29:36,567 --> 01:29:39,120 well, the second they saw that squeeze box, 1501 01:29:39,258 --> 01:29:41,982 I was immediately excommunicated, 1502 01:29:42,120 --> 01:29:44,085 banished forever. 1503 01:29:44,223 --> 01:29:46,292 My whole world was torn away from me. 1504 01:29:46,430 --> 01:29:48,361 All I knew was I never wanted to see 1505 01:29:48,498 --> 01:29:52,292 another accordion again, for as long as I lived. 1506 01:29:52,430 --> 01:29:54,740 So I got a job at the factory, 1507 01:29:54,878 --> 01:29:58,567 a place where I knew you could get an honest day's wages 1508 01:29:58,705 --> 01:30:00,567 for an honest day's work. 1509 01:30:00,705 --> 01:30:02,498 And that's when I met... 1510 01:30:03,636 --> 01:30:05,361 the true love of my life. 1511 01:30:06,602 --> 01:30:08,258 Your mother. 1512 01:30:08,396 --> 01:30:09,774 Wow. 1513 01:30:09,913 --> 01:30:12,878 Dad, I--I never knew. 1514 01:30:14,740 --> 01:30:17,361 Of course you didn't. How could you? I just told you. 1515 01:30:17,498 --> 01:30:20,464 I just-- The whole story was about-- 1516 01:30:20,602 --> 01:30:24,982 Anyway, look, son, I hope that you can forgive me 1517 01:30:25,120 --> 01:30:27,016 and I hope you understand. 1518 01:30:28,774 --> 01:30:30,258 I lost everything 1519 01:30:30,396 --> 01:30:34,085 and I didn't want you to suffer the same sad fate. 1520 01:30:36,292 --> 01:30:38,327 I didn't want you to get your dreams crushed, 1521 01:30:38,464 --> 01:30:41,913 so I thought I should crush your ideas 1522 01:30:42,051 --> 01:30:44,189 before they could turn into dreams. 1523 01:30:47,223 --> 01:30:50,051 Yeah, that makes sense. 1524 01:30:52,258 --> 01:30:54,223 Oh. 1525 01:30:54,361 --> 01:30:57,120 Oh, that's nothing. You can just throw that thing out, that's-- 1526 01:30:57,258 --> 01:30:58,809 -"Amish Paradise?" - Nope. 1527 01:30:58,947 --> 01:31:00,292 Just tear that up in little pieces and get rid of that. 1528 01:31:00,429 --> 01:31:03,567 Wait, Dad... are these song lyrics? 1529 01:31:03,705 --> 01:31:05,429 That's just something stupid I wrote a while ago. 1530 01:31:05,567 --> 01:31:07,154 It doesn't matter. You can just-- 1531 01:31:07,292 --> 01:31:09,947 No, no, no, Dad, these lyrics... 1532 01:31:11,292 --> 01:31:14,361 they're like a window into your soul. 1533 01:31:14,498 --> 01:31:16,429 I don't think I've ever felt more connected to you than this 1534 01:31:16,567 --> 01:31:18,292 in my entire life. 1535 01:31:21,361 --> 01:31:23,636 Well, I never had the chance to perform it myself 1536 01:31:23,774 --> 01:31:26,154 because the dream had already died. 1537 01:31:26,292 --> 01:31:30,016 I thought maybe someday, but no, never mind. 1538 01:31:30,154 --> 01:31:34,360 Never mind. I guess no one will ever hear this song. 1539 01:31:37,913 --> 01:31:41,395 That's it! That's it! 1540 01:31:41,533 --> 01:31:43,051 Mom! 1541 01:31:43,189 --> 01:31:45,120 What did you say like a minute ago, about being fat? 1542 01:31:45,258 --> 01:31:46,567 We're onto something else now. 1543 01:31:46,705 --> 01:31:48,705 We were kind of having a moment here, son. 1544 01:31:48,844 --> 01:31:50,292 Read the room. 1545 01:31:50,429 --> 01:31:53,120 Yeah, I mean, I wrote the book and did the whole thing. 1546 01:31:53,258 --> 01:31:54,636 - Alfy! - The drawing. 1547 01:31:54,774 --> 01:31:56,120 Listen to your father when he's talking! 1548 01:31:56,258 --> 01:31:57,878 Does anything register with you? 1549 01:31:58,016 --> 01:32:00,982 Can you see my lips moving? Nothing gets through to you. 1550 01:32:01,120 --> 01:32:03,223 ♪ We been spendin' Most our lives ♪ 1551 01:32:03,360 --> 01:32:06,429 ♪ Livin' in an Amish paradise ♪ 1552 01:32:06,567 --> 01:32:08,913 ♪ I've churned butter Once or twice ♪ 1553 01:32:09,051 --> 01:32:12,189 ♪ Livin' in an Amish paradise ♪ 1554 01:32:12,326 --> 01:32:14,636 ♪ It's hard work And sacrifice ♪ 1555 01:32:14,774 --> 01:32:18,258 ♪ Livin' in an Amish paradise ♪ 1556 01:32:18,395 --> 01:32:21,051 ♪ We sell quilts At discount price ♪ 1557 01:32:21,189 --> 01:32:23,740 ♪ Livin' in an Amish paradise ♪ 1558 01:32:23,878 --> 01:32:26,913 ♪ Hitchin' up the buggy Churnin' lots of butter ♪ 1559 01:32:27,051 --> 01:32:29,602 ♪ Raised a barn on Monday Soon I'll raise another ♪ 1560 01:32:29,740 --> 01:32:31,326 ♪ Think you're really Righteous? ♪ 1561 01:32:31,464 --> 01:32:33,464 ♪ Think you're pure in heart? ♪ 1562 01:32:33,602 --> 01:32:35,671 ♪ Well, I know I'm a million Times as humble as thou art ♪ 1563 01:32:35,809 --> 01:32:37,189 ♪ I'm the pious guy ♪ 1564 01:32:37,326 --> 01:32:38,671 ♪ The little Amlettes Wanna be like ♪ 1565 01:32:38,809 --> 01:32:40,154 ♪ On my knees day and night ♪ 1566 01:32:40,291 --> 01:32:41,809 ♪ Scorin' points For the afterlife ♪ 1567 01:32:41,947 --> 01:32:43,705 ♪ So don't be vain And don't be whiny ♪ 1568 01:32:43,844 --> 01:32:45,464 ♪ Or else, my brother ♪ 1569 01:32:45,602 --> 01:32:47,395 ♪ I might have to get Medieval on your heinie ♪ 1570 01:32:47,533 --> 01:32:50,085 ♪ We been spendin' Most our lives ♪ 1571 01:32:50,223 --> 01:32:53,291 ♪ Livin' in an Amish paradise ♪ 1572 01:32:53,429 --> 01:32:55,360 ♪ We're all crazy Mennonites ♪ 1573 01:32:55,498 --> 01:32:57,051 ♪ Livin' in an Amish paradise... ♪ 1574 01:32:57,189 --> 01:32:59,154 Man, I shoulda kept the publishing rights. 1575 01:32:59,291 --> 01:33:01,326 ♪ There's no cops Or traffic lights ♪ 1576 01:33:01,464 --> 01:33:04,705 ♪ Livin' in an Amish paradise ♪ 1577 01:33:04,844 --> 01:33:07,636 ♪ But you'd probably Think it bites ♪ 1578 01:33:07,774 --> 01:33:10,774 ♪ Livin' in an Amish paradise ♪ 1579 01:33:15,326 --> 01:33:16,257 Yecch! 1580 01:33:29,464 --> 01:33:31,913 It is so good to have you back, man. 1581 01:33:32,051 --> 01:33:33,671 Yeah, I was starting to miss the weird one. 1582 01:33:33,809 --> 01:33:36,844 Oh, I cannot believe I ever said that to you guys. 1583 01:33:36,982 --> 01:33:38,051 I am so, so sorry. 1584 01:33:38,189 --> 01:33:39,636 Hey, you're an artist. 1585 01:33:39,774 --> 01:33:41,947 Being an abusive jerk is all part of the process. 1586 01:33:42,085 --> 01:33:43,774 Yeah, name me one creative genius 1587 01:33:43,913 --> 01:33:45,395 that doesn't have a checkered past 1588 01:33:45,533 --> 01:33:48,120 involving drugs, alcohol and a murderous rampage 1589 01:33:48,257 --> 01:33:49,844 through the heart of the jungle. 1590 01:33:49,982 --> 01:33:52,429 Yeah, I guess you're right. 1591 01:33:52,567 --> 01:33:54,326 I love you guys so much! 1592 01:33:55,809 --> 01:33:57,982 Yeah, yeah. See you out there. 1593 01:34:00,844 --> 01:34:02,705 Dr. D, you came! 1594 01:34:02,844 --> 01:34:05,395 Of course I came. I wouldn't have missed it for the world. 1595 01:34:05,533 --> 01:34:07,878 And well, needless to say, you were amazing. 1596 01:34:08,016 --> 01:34:10,360 Thank you. And I-I also, 1597 01:34:10,498 --> 01:34:12,844 I really wanna say the way I treated you-- 1598 01:34:12,982 --> 01:34:15,016 Stop. I'm gonna stop you right there, okay? 1599 01:34:15,154 --> 01:34:16,533 No apologies necessary. 1600 01:34:16,671 --> 01:34:18,947 I have been thinking a lot about what you said, 1601 01:34:19,085 --> 01:34:22,016 and I realized, Al, that... 1602 01:34:24,429 --> 01:34:27,913 you are like a son to me and, uh... 1603 01:34:28,051 --> 01:34:31,567 Well, I never really had any children of my own, so, uh... 1604 01:34:37,913 --> 01:34:39,464 I want to adopt you. 1605 01:34:44,533 --> 01:34:46,085 Will you be my son? 1606 01:34:47,636 --> 01:34:49,291 Wow. 1607 01:34:49,429 --> 01:34:54,533 Um, you-- I--I just made up with my dad. 1608 01:34:56,602 --> 01:34:57,740 You d--You did? 1609 01:34:57,878 --> 01:34:59,257 - Yeah. - That's, wow. Okay. 1610 01:34:59,395 --> 01:35:00,740 Yeah. So yeah, we-we talked. 1611 01:35:00,878 --> 01:35:02,982 - Wow. - We're-we're all good now. 1612 01:35:03,120 --> 01:35:04,291 Cool, the coolest. that's great. 1613 01:35:04,429 --> 01:35:06,360 - That's great. - It is great. 1614 01:35:06,498 --> 01:35:07,844 Oh, good! 1615 01:35:07,982 --> 01:35:08,844 - Yeah. - Cool. 1616 01:35:08,982 --> 01:35:10,291 Wow, that's so cool. 1617 01:35:10,429 --> 01:35:12,360 That's really cool. That's so cool. 1618 01:35:12,498 --> 01:35:14,602 My-- my category is coming up really soon, 1619 01:35:14,740 --> 01:35:16,429 I think, so I should probably go change? 1620 01:35:16,567 --> 01:35:18,016 You should--oh, you should go. Yeah, definitely. 1621 01:35:18,153 --> 01:35:19,533 It's so good to see you. 1622 01:35:19,671 --> 01:35:21,429 - Thank you so much for coming. - Okay. 1623 01:35:21,567 --> 01:35:24,705 - So good. Take care. - All right. 1624 01:35:31,257 --> 01:35:32,844 Please welcome to the stage 1625 01:35:32,982 --> 01:35:34,705 Grammy Award winner Diana Ross 1626 01:35:34,844 --> 01:35:39,533 and Intercontinental WWF Champion Hulk Hogan. 1627 01:35:39,671 --> 01:35:42,774 As artists, we learn to express ourselves 1628 01:35:42,913 --> 01:35:44,533 through our instruments. 1629 01:35:44,671 --> 01:35:48,913 Louis Armstrong had his trumpet and Jimi Hendrix had his guitar. 1630 01:35:49,051 --> 01:35:51,947 And well, my instrument is my voice. 1631 01:35:55,671 --> 01:35:57,119 That's right, Diana. 1632 01:35:57,257 --> 01:36:00,222 And my instruments are these 24-inch pythons. 1633 01:36:00,360 --> 01:36:03,809 - Whoo! 1634 01:36:03,947 --> 01:36:08,016 No, no, Mary. That's an oily man. 1635 01:36:10,222 --> 01:36:14,016 And now, the award you've all been waiting for. 1636 01:36:14,153 --> 01:36:17,498 In the category of "Perhaps Not Technically the Best 1637 01:36:17,636 --> 01:36:20,878 But Arguably the Most Famous Accordion Player 1638 01:36:21,016 --> 01:36:24,705 in an Extremely Specific Genre of Music." 1639 01:36:24,844 --> 01:36:26,705 And the award goes to... 1640 01:36:35,326 --> 01:36:37,498 "Weird Al" Yankovic! 1641 01:37:04,774 --> 01:37:07,188 Oh, thank you. 1642 01:37:07,326 --> 01:37:10,878 Thank you. Thank you. Oh, this is incredible. 1643 01:37:11,015 --> 01:37:12,774 This award means so much to me, 1644 01:37:12,913 --> 01:37:15,636 and in front of all the billions of people watching 1645 01:37:15,774 --> 01:37:20,188 around the world right now, all I want to say is... 1646 01:37:20,326 --> 01:37:22,636 See, Dad? I told you! 1647 01:37:22,774 --> 01:37:25,050 Yeah! In your face, old man! 1648 01:37:25,188 --> 01:37:28,429 - Huh? 1649 01:37:28,567 --> 01:37:33,015 There are so many people here tonight that I need to thank. 1650 01:37:33,153 --> 01:37:36,671 People who mean the world to me and who made me 1651 01:37:36,809 --> 01:37:38,878 everything that I am today. 1652 01:37:39,015 --> 01:37:40,464 But they know who they are, 1653 01:37:40,602 --> 01:37:43,947 and I'm gonna thank them all later privately. 1654 01:37:44,084 --> 01:37:46,878 Okay, I'm just gonna wrap things up. 1655 01:37:47,015 --> 01:37:48,533 I don't have much time left. 1656 01:37:48,671 --> 01:37:51,878 I-- Y'know, I'm gonna be around for a good long time. 1657 01:37:52,015 --> 01:37:53,878 You don't have to worry about that. 1658 01:37:54,015 --> 01:37:56,222 You're not gonna get rid of me that easy. 1659 01:38:00,464 --> 01:38:03,636 - Waiting on your signal. - Stand by. 1660 01:38:03,774 --> 01:38:07,981 But in my remaining few seconds, I just wanna say... 1661 01:38:09,947 --> 01:38:12,153 live the life you wanna live. 1662 01:38:12,291 --> 01:38:15,153 You know, be as weird as you wanna be. 1663 01:38:15,291 --> 01:38:17,981 Believe me, you will never find true happiness 1664 01:38:18,119 --> 01:38:22,153 until you can truly accept who you are. 1665 01:38:22,291 --> 01:38:25,981 And standing before all of you, right here, right now, 1666 01:38:26,119 --> 01:38:30,636 I can honestly say I have never been more happy 1667 01:38:30,774 --> 01:38:34,326 or more proud in my entire life. 1668 01:38:35,878 --> 01:38:37,050 Thank you. 1669 01:38:51,844 --> 01:38:54,257 Thank you! Thank you! 1670 01:39:00,844 --> 01:39:02,395 Take the shot. 1671 01:39:08,671 --> 01:39:11,050 No! 1672 01:42:13,843 --> 01:42:18,360 ♪ You thought you knew me? Well, you better guess again ♪ 1673 01:42:18,498 --> 01:42:21,188 ♪ Now you know The whole story ♪ 1674 01:42:21,326 --> 01:42:23,636 ♪ Now you've heard it all My friend ♪ 1675 01:42:23,773 --> 01:42:29,498 ♪ You know all my dirty secrets 'Cause we spilled all the tea ♪ 1676 01:42:29,636 --> 01:42:32,153 ♪ There's nothin' left to hide Baby ♪ 1677 01:42:32,291 --> 01:42:36,153 ♪ How you like the real me? ♪ 1678 01:42:36,291 --> 01:42:41,326 ♪ Yeah, the truth came out We finally removed all doubt ♪ 1679 01:42:41,464 --> 01:42:45,704 ♪ If it's in a movie It's gotta be true ♪ 1680 01:42:45,843 --> 01:42:47,153 ♪ Aw, yeah ♪ 1681 01:42:47,291 --> 01:42:49,395 ♪ If you never knew it before ♪ 1682 01:42:49,533 --> 01:42:51,808 ♪ You don't have To wonder anymore ♪ 1683 01:42:51,946 --> 01:42:56,464 ♪ Now you know, now you know ♪ 1684 01:42:58,222 --> 01:43:00,222 ♪ Thought I oughta tell ya so ♪ 1685 01:43:00,360 --> 01:43:02,291 ♪ I shoulda done it long ago ♪ 1686 01:43:02,429 --> 01:43:08,222 ♪ But now you know Now, now you know ♪ 1687 01:43:08,360 --> 01:43:11,119 ♪ Yeah, that's how it all Went down, bro ♪ 1688 01:43:11,257 --> 01:43:13,739 ♪ We've proof-checked Every fact ♪ 1689 01:43:13,877 --> 01:43:16,912 ♪ If you still Don't believe it ♪ 1690 01:43:17,050 --> 01:43:19,981 ♪ Well No skin off my back ♪ 1691 01:43:20,119 --> 01:43:22,291 ♪ Just don't call me a liar ♪ 1692 01:43:22,429 --> 01:43:25,050 ♪ 'Cause shut up You weren't there ♪ 1693 01:43:25,188 --> 01:43:28,188 ♪ This movie is now canon ♪ 1694 01:43:28,326 --> 01:43:31,739 ♪ Every word is true, I swear ♪ 1695 01:43:31,877 --> 01:43:33,670 ♪ We only changed one thing ♪ 1696 01:43:33,808 --> 01:43:37,188 ♪ I really did play Live Aid with Queen ♪ 1697 01:43:37,326 --> 01:43:40,050 ♪ And I blew 'em off The freakin' stage ♪ 1698 01:43:40,188 --> 01:43:42,635 ♪ That's right ♪ 1699 01:43:42,773 --> 01:43:45,119 ♪ If you never knew it before ♪ 1700 01:43:45,257 --> 01:43:47,119 ♪ You don't have To wonder anymore ♪ 1701 01:43:47,257 --> 01:43:51,912 ♪ 'Cause now you know Now you know ♪ 1702 01:43:53,773 --> 01:43:55,773 ♪ Thought I oughta tell ya so ♪ 1703 01:43:55,912 --> 01:43:57,704 ♪ I shoulda done it long ago ♪ 1704 01:43:57,843 --> 01:44:03,084 ♪ But now you know Now, now you know ♪ 1705 01:44:16,429 --> 01:44:18,395 ♪ Aw, what a wild ride ♪ 1706 01:44:18,533 --> 01:44:21,843 ♪ How about that part Where I died? ♪ 1707 01:44:21,981 --> 01:44:25,015 ♪ I was not expecting that! ♪ 1708 01:44:26,739 --> 01:44:30,015 ♪ But I'm back, baby ♪ 1709 01:44:30,153 --> 01:44:34,946 ♪ Here to wreak my zombie Apocalypse upon you all ♪ 1710 01:44:35,084 --> 01:44:40,015 ♪ Now you know, now you know ♪ 1711 01:44:40,153 --> 01:44:42,050 ♪ Now, now you know ♪ 1712 01:44:42,188 --> 01:44:43,912 ♪ You know it ♪ 1713 01:44:44,050 --> 01:44:45,946 ♪ And the union-scale Background singers sing ♪ 1714 01:44:46,084 --> 01:44:51,084 ♪ Now you know, now you know ♪ 1715 01:44:51,222 --> 01:44:53,153 ♪ Now, now you know ♪ 1716 01:44:53,291 --> 01:44:56,084 ♪ No fabrications No exaggerations ♪ 1717 01:44:56,222 --> 01:44:57,773 ♪ It's the gospel truth ♪ 1718 01:44:57,912 --> 01:45:02,050 ♪ Now you know, now you know ♪ 1719 01:45:02,188 --> 01:45:04,946 ♪ Now, now you know ♪ 1720 01:45:05,084 --> 01:45:08,291 ♪ Startin' to feel like this Song is slightly repetitive ♪ 1721 01:45:08,429 --> 01:45:13,153 ♪ Now you know, now you know ♪ 1722 01:45:13,291 --> 01:45:16,498 ♪ Now, now you know ♪ 1723 01:45:25,877 --> 01:45:27,360 Wow, fake-out ending! 1724 01:45:27,498 --> 01:45:32,291 ♪ Now you know, now you know ♪ 1725 01:45:32,429 --> 01:45:34,566 ♪ Now, now you know ♪ 1726 01:45:34,704 --> 01:45:37,084 ♪ Look at all these people In the credits ♪ 1727 01:45:37,222 --> 01:45:38,946 ♪ We had to pay 'em all ♪ 1728 01:45:39,084 --> 01:45:42,946 ♪ Now you know, now you know ♪ 1729 01:45:43,084 --> 01:45:45,015 ♪ Now, now you know ♪ 1730 01:45:45,153 --> 01:45:46,773 ♪ Oh hey, I remember him ♪ 1731 01:45:46,912 --> 01:45:49,704 ♪ Met him on the set Seemed like a really nice guy ♪ 1732 01:45:49,843 --> 01:45:54,050 ♪ Now you know, now you know ♪ 1733 01:45:54,188 --> 01:45:55,981 ♪ Now, now you know ♪ 1734 01:45:56,119 --> 01:45:58,843 ♪ All these songs were in The movie you just watched ♪ 1735 01:45:58,981 --> 01:46:00,429 ♪ Including this one ♪ 1736 01:46:00,566 --> 01:46:05,188 ♪ Now you know, now you know ♪ 1737 01:46:19,119 --> 01:46:23,188 Awwwwww, double fake-out! 1738 01:46:23,326 --> 01:46:27,360 ♪ Now you know, now you know ♪ 1739 01:46:27,497 --> 01:46:29,601 ♪ Now, now you know ♪ 1740 01:46:29,739 --> 01:46:33,257 ♪ This song just keeps goin' on And on and on and on and on ♪ 1741 01:46:33,395 --> 01:46:37,981 ♪ Now you know, now you know ♪ 1742 01:46:38,119 --> 01:46:40,670 ♪ Now, now you know ♪ 1743 01:46:40,808 --> 01:46:44,050 ♪ Seriously, how many more Credits can there be? ♪ 1744 01:46:44,188 --> 01:46:48,601 ♪ Now you know, now you know ♪ 1745 01:46:48,739 --> 01:46:50,463 ♪ Now, now you know ♪ 1746 01:46:50,601 --> 01:46:52,912 ♪ This song Is technically eligible ♪ 1747 01:46:53,050 --> 01:46:54,981 ♪ For Oscar consideration ♪ 1748 01:46:55,119 --> 01:46:59,877 ♪ Now you know, now you know ♪ 1749 01:47:00,015 --> 01:47:01,912 ♪ Now you know ♪133767