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Life on the campaign trail
isn't exactly glamorous.

Why are we still sitting here?

Yeah, why haven't we left yet?

Being away from home
for months at a time,

living out of a suitcase,
chasing sources,

and writing stories

half the country
won't believe anyway

it can be a grind.

But there are some days

that make it all worthwhile.

Because just when you think
you know the whole story,

it changes.

Holy

shit.

- What is she doing?
- Oh, my God.

Look what was
holding up traffic.

Is that Felicity Walker?

Felicity Walker.

What the hell is she doing here?

Felicity Walker?

Oh, my God.

Felicity Walker

the woman who haunted my past

and would ultimately
derail my entire future.

Of course, I didn't
know that yet.

♪ I am the passenger ♪

It was three years
ago when my editor

asked me to cover
the first woman

with a real shot at
the White House...

I'm an only child raised
by a single mom...

A respected senator who reached

across the aisle to
pass paid family leave

and a sweeping
climate change bill.

She was scrappy and blunt

and made curtain
bangs look good.

Now, as a reporter,

my job is to remain
objective, detached.

But somewhere along the way,

I found myself
rooting for Walker.

Yeah!

And I wasn't alone.

Everywhere we went,

she seemed to be capturing
hearts and minds.

Crowd: Walker, Walker, Walker!

According to Nate Silver's
statistical needle,

she was a shoo-in to become
the first woman president

and my career-defining
front-page story.

See, that's the thing about
being a campaign reporter.

Pick the right horse, and
you can ride that baby

all the way to the White House,

TV, book deals, Pulitzers.

But then

she lost.

No one saw it coming.

In the end, it didn't matter
how it happened or why.

It happened, and
I was devastated.

That's the end of the era of...

I woke up the next morning

to find that my meltdown

went viral,

thanks to Liberty Direct News.

♪ Somebody tell me ♪

At the time, I thought it was

the worst thing to happen

to a political reporter.

What a difference
three years can make.

♪ Too naughty, no die ♪

♪ You're my ride or die ♪

♪ You're my ride or die ♪

And remember...

Yes, I know she
was at the hotel.

The whole world saw her
show up at the hotel.

But why? Why is she here?

Where's Walker now? What...

Oh, hang on.

That's... that's my editor.
I'll call you back in five.

Bruce, I got three
minutes. What do you need?

Your latest on Caroline
feels like a clip job.

I mean, it's all
sex, no substance.

Just the way our
readers like it.

- No, dig deeper, dig deeper.
- Uh-huh.

How many donors has she lost?

Is her party pressuring her to
drop out before the caucuses?

- Yeah.
- Do we know who

her super PAC is now
gonna get behind?

- Yeah.
- Are you even listening to me?

Of course I'm listening.

You're obsessing about Walker
being in Iowa, aren't you?

I'm not obsessing.

I am investigating,
which is my job.

No, your job is to
follow Caroline Bennett.

Now, you begged me to
put you on her bus.

- I mean, you chose her.
- I...

I... to be fair, I chose
her before we found out

she starred in "Eyes Wide
Shut" the docuseries.

The fact that Felicity
Walker is in Iowa...

Is not the story on your beat.

You have a sex scandal
involving produce.

Walker is still
the better story.

What is the story?

Why is she in town?

I...

I don't know.

She's taken you
down once, Sadie.

Do not let her do it again.

You know, I'm gonna find
out why Walker's in Iowa,

and when I do, you're gonna
front that shit on page one.

Bye.

It's so good having
you here, Senator.

And since we've known each
other for a long time,

let's just cut to the chase.

Now that Caroline Bennett's
all but out of the race,

who are you planning to endorse?

Don't answer him, Haskin.

You're better than that.

Look at you,

watching two old white guys
like they matter anymore.

You're right.

The Supreme Court is clearly
swayed by social media,

which is why everything

is going so well for
us in this country.

Yeah, they'll die
off soon enough.

Who's that guy?
- Tim Haskin, Iowa senator.

He decides who wins the caucus.

What do you mean Haskin decides?

The caucus is tomorrow night.

Before it starts, Senator
Haskin will go on TV

and shake hands with one of
the Democratic candidates.

That's his way of signaling
to his constituents

who he wants to win.

The sheep will follow.

My job is to find out
whose hand he's shaking

before he shakes it.

That's what you think

your job is as a journalist?
- Mm-hmm.

That's so sad.

Breaking news, yes.

Also, voters are not sheep.

And... and you know that why?

Because of your many
years of experience

on the campaign trail?

I'm sorry that you
had to wear Spanx

just to be taken seriously.

I'd be pressed,
too, if my insides

had been cinched for a century.

But I have news for you.

The establishment no
longer decides for us.

Young people are engaged.

The world is changing.

You wanna bet?

Folks, I'm gonna ask you

to pray with me
in just a minute.

Unbelievable.

This is unbelievable.
Gary, are you seeing this?

Sorry, one second,
just confirming

you prefer orchids to petunias.

Is Eric's mother
still bothering you

with wedding stuff?

I told her you are
not my assistant;

You're my embed.

But orchids.
- Yeah, uh, not sure

she's fully grasping
that distinction.

I will call Eric and tell him
to try to wrangle his mother.

But I need you to put your
phone down and look at this.

That's right, Rick.

In response to the
sickening revelations

inside the Bennett
campaign, the president...

- How many is that?
- Three.

Three in the last 12 hours,

and it's always
the same statement.

He's disgusted.
She's disgusting.

Variations on a theme.

This is supposed to
be our story, Gary.

We're the ones on
Caroline's bus.

We should be the ones
covering her scandal.

Caroline is talking right now,

and we're not filming it, so...

The woman inserted a mango

into her own nether regions

and allowed a man to eat
it out of her in public.

And mangoes can be so stringy.

They're calling this a sex club,

but there's gotta be
more to the story.

Does it need more?

Maybe not, but if this
is gonna be the thing

that takes her out of the race,

let's make sure it's
for a good reason.

Like you getting on TV
instead of Nellie Creamsicle?

Exactly.

Okay, grab your gear.
- All right.

Accountability and atonement
are my responsibility...

Hey. Did I miss anything good?

If you did, do you
think I'd tell you?

And I know some of
you folks thought,

well, she's just gonna run away.

She's just gonna go home
after that vicious attack.

Crowd: No!
- Well, no, no, to be perfectly

honest with you, that
thought did cross my mind

more than once last night.

But then I got a
call from a friend,

a friend who believes
in what it is

I'm trying to do here,

a friend who reminded me

that when the
going gets tough...

The tough stay put!

Felicity Walker!

♪ You keep saying you've
got something for me ♪

Surprise!

My good friend Caroline Bennett.

We love you, Felicity!

♪ These boots are
made for walkin' ♪

♪ And that's just
what they'll do ♪

♪ One of these
days, these boots ♪

♪ Are gonna walk all over you ♪

- Yeah.
- Walker is throwing

her support behind Bennett.

Of course it makes sense.

I told you she was
a better story.

I mean, yes, they do seem close,

but I don't think we
can call them lovers.

Yeah, lube, that's totally fine.

My manager.

I have to find a way to work
SlippyDippy Intimacy Gel

into American workers
getting fucked,

which I think is a cute collab.
- I'm sorry. Sorry.

Mm-hmm, yeah.

I think that's...

Branded content is the
future of journalism.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, Bennett's meeting
with the "Register's"

editorial board later today.

Okay, bye.

I am gonna punch the
perky right out of you

if you don't calm down.
- Oh, come on.

Even you have to admit
that this is cool.

Walker showing up to support
another female candidate

just proves that she is
exactly who we thought she was.

Exactly who you thought she was.

I still have no idea why...

You are so obsessed with her.

I'm not obsessed.

I'm inspired.

She's inspiring.

She is power-hungry, like
every other politician.

The only reason Walker is here

is because she is desperate
to remain relevant.

That's a darker take.
But if she'd won...

- She didn't.
- And that's on us.

The... us... not

not us the media.

Like, us, the general

like, the voters, us.

Sadie McCarthy.

Don't look at me like that.

I had no idea you were so...

What, stupid, naive,
gullible, what?

Hopeful.

If I ever see you
in a pussy hat...

I am kicking your
pussy off the bus.

Of all the mid range hotel
buffets in all the towns...

- Uh-uh, no, not doing this.
- What's your problem?

You should be measuring your
office in the West Wing.

Your candidate was dead.
Carlos Danger dead.

But what... what...
what is that I hear?

Do I hear a...

Oh, God damn it,

how can they be out of
Swiss cheese already?

That's a heartbeat, baby.
Caroline Bennett in the house.

Vital signs are looking good.

Mm. Sadie.

Look, I am very unhappy,

and now there is no cheese.

Can you take all this
way down to, like, a two?

I need you at a two.

- Walker's gonna save Bennett.
- That's the plan.

Not that I had any
say in the plan.

You know, you'd think I
would, seeing as it's,

I don't know, my job,
but as it turns out,

Bennett doesn't give a
shit what I think, so...

So here's what I'm thinking.

I'm thinking a Q&A with
me, Bennett, and Walker

simple, straight to the point.

Huh. How's this for simple?

Hey, hey.

Caroline doesn't care
what you think because

because that's
actually not your job.

Are you her campaign manager,
her chief strategist?

Are you her best friend who
was with her in the sixth grade

when she got her first period?

No, you're her press secretary.

That is your job.

Only a man would think
he should have influence

over what a 62-year-old
female presidential candidate

should be doing to
stay in the race.

She lied to you. That sucks.

She lied to me, too,
but I'm still here.

So why don't we pull
up our big-kid pants

and win this thing, shall we?

Hmm.

I'll take that as a yes.

The Iowa Main Street Parade.

One last opportunity for
presidential hopefuls

to rub elbows with the
Iowans before the caucus.

It might look innocent, but
it's actually a bloodbath.

And by the end of tomorrow,

one of these candidates
won't be left standing.

Senator Walker!

Senator Walker,
it's "The Sentinal"!

Same goes for the
reporters covering them.

We love you, Felicity.

And I love Caroline Bennett.

This woman here
is the real deal.

Make sure to come out
for her on Tuesday.

Senator Walker!

Senator Walker!

Okay. Lube.

Butter.

Lube.

Butter.

There's gotta be something here.

I know.

Not only that, I ate mac
and cheese on a stick.

I had peanut butter
and jelly on a stick.

I had catfish on a stick.

Okay, we can do a few questions,

but let's keep it brief, please.

Governor has a tight schedule.

Yes. Right here.

Kimberlyn Kendrick,
Liberty Direct News.

Governor, in light
of recent revelations

about your involvement
with a fringe sex group,

what would you say to Iowans

concerned that your values
don't align with theirs?

I think Iowans know,
as most Americans do,

that the Resolute Desk isn't
in the president's bedroom

for good reason.

The government
shouldn't be involved

in the private lives
of consenting adults.

Is that the same thing you
would say to your daughter?

Okay. That's it for now.

Thank you, everyone.
- Hey, hey.

You said a few questions.

- Thank you.
- Governor Bennett!

Governor Bennett.
You said a few.

Hey.

So you kind of ruined it for
the rest of us back there.

And I know we answer
to different people

who want very different
things, but...

No, I'm pretty sure we answer

to the same people:
The American public.

And all they want is the truth.

Nice try, but
Liberty Direct News

doesn't give a shit
about the truth.

You care, though, which is
why I'm appealing to you...

If you say as a woman,
this conversation is over.

As a journalist

who's in the same spot as I am,

trying to remain
objective with a story

that is fundamentally
not objective.

If Bennett were a
man, we would...

I would be going after
him in the exact same way.

Oh, yeah? You'd be asking
him how his children feel?

Really? That's bullshit.

Walker's support is going to
give Bennett a second chance,

which means we get
to stay on the trail.

Fuck the trail.

She lied.

And I think that
once you've lied,

it is a journalist's
job to make sure

there aren't other,
bigger lies hiding.

That's what I'm doing,
and that's what you

should be doing, too, but
instead you're spinning.

You might think that
what Caroline did

was just embarrassing,
but a lot of voters

would call lust and gluttony
two of the seven deadly sins

and would expect more
from their president.

Maybe you should too.

Hi. Do we know who
Haskin is endorsing yet?

Because I feel like
with Walker here,

he might have changed his mind.

And if he is, throwing his
support behind Bennett...

It's not gonna be Bennett.

Then why do you even care?

'Cause if she goes down,
we're off the trail.

So be it. I miss
my Pratesi sheets.

And why the shit
does this girl have

900 posts of her eyebrows?

Who's Lauren H?

Lauren H is Senator
Haskin's granddaughter,

who is cock blocking my
very important standing date

with Senator Haskin's wife,

which means that
I now have to...

Kill her?

Or find something
better for her to do.

If I can get her
grandmother alone,

I can pry Haskin's
choice out of her.

Ask Lola. She'll
know what to do.

Or better yet, ask Lola
to hang out with her.

I can't ask Lola.

We made a bet.

She thinks what I'm
doing is irrelevant,

that the world has changed.

What did you bet?

If Haskin's pick wins Iowa,

Lola has to read Janet Malcolm.

Maybe learn something

about what we're doing here.
- Malcolm?

And if they don't?

Haskin's pick always wins.

I just have to find
out who it's gonna be

before my father does.

Mm-hmm.

Senator Walker.

It is... it's quite a thing,
you being here, Senator.

Your support of Governor Bennett

is very meaningful.

If you wanted to
give me a quote...

I don't. Thank you.

Ah. It doesn't have to be now.

You must be exhausted.

You don't look exhausted.

You always manage to
look so well-rested.

How do you do that?

But I was thinking maybe
a Q&A, or, you know,

maybe we could do a sit-down.

I'd love for the "Sentinal"...

Sadie McCarthy.

Still as bumbling
as ever, I see.

- I'm sorry?
- You should be.

You and your newspaper
ruined my life.

You cost me the presidency

with your snark and your sarcasm

disguised as wit and whimsy.

And that viral meltdown that
set women back 100 years,

that was embarrassing.

You wanna give Bennett a
shot at the White House?

Stay the fuck away from her.

Hmm.

♪ Just how cool could
a cool thing hit ♪

♪ If a cool thing got
more cool, real cool ♪

♪ Yeah, do your thing
with a bang, bang, bang ♪

♪ And it goes like
boom, boom, boom ♪

♪ If a cool thing got
more cool, real cool ♪

♪ Yeah, do your thing
with a bang, bang, bang ♪

♪ And it goes like
boom, boom, boom ♪

I need a favor.

You want free lube, don't you?

It's not a problem; They
gave me, like, a whole case.

A friend of mine would
love to pick your brain.

If you agreed to meet
with her tomorrow morning,

it would really help me out.

Wow.

This must be giving
you, like, actual hives.

Sure, no problem.

I love an opportunity
to speak to my base.

Journalists don't have bases.

It's possible we have
a different definition

of the word "journalist."
- There's only one definition.

Do you want my help or not?

- Yes.
- Cool.

Oh, when I win the bet,

you don't just have
to download TikTok.

You have to dance
on it for my page.

Bye.

Okay, bad news.

They were out of Ding Dongs.
- Shh, shh, shh.

Yes, of course.

Whatever time works
best for your mom,

I'm gonna be there.

Okay. Sounds good, Delia.

No, you get some rest.

Okay, who's Delia?

Delia Brown is the
daughter of Amanda Brown,

who was a participant in
Caroline Bennett's sex club

and is willing to give me
an exclusive interview.

Kimberlyn, that is
a very big deal.

So let's go over your
last batch of questions,

and then we can compare notes.

Okay, yes. About that.

I actually haven't had a
chance to work on those yet.

Your future mother-in-law has
gone from texting to calling,

and let's just say
the woman is a talker.

I need you to focus.

This moment is not just
about beating Nellie.

We have an opportunity to
prove to everyone on that bus

that what we do
at Liberty Direct

matters just as much
as what they do.

I won't let you down.

And I will call Eric and
deal with all of that

after the interview.

Pulling an all-nighter
to prep for the caucus.

- I like it.
- Mm. Mm-mm.

I'm going over some of
the features on Walker

from the last cycle.

I always thought they
were delightful, but maybe

maybe I'm wrong.

Like... like this
story where I...

I mention her favorite snacks.

- Three sliced avocados?
- Exactly. Yes.

I thought that was a fun detail.

But maybe Walker
didn't want the world

to know what she eats.

A lot of people can't
afford avocados.

Maybe I made her
seem out of touch.

You know, you're a
journalist, not a publicist.

And the fact that I even
remember that detail

proves it was a good piece.

Oh, God, and then there's

there's this one where I...
I said she was exhausting.

I didn't mean she
was exhausting.

I meant that being on
the trail was exhausting.

Ugh.

Sadie, Sadie.

Your style of journalism,
it's observational.

Now, you hold a mirror
up to the candidate,

and if they don't
like what they see,

that's not your fault.

Maybe I'm just not
good at this, Bruce.

Maybe I should stick to writing
about Chinese mallards and,

and not interfere with the
state of American democracy.

You wanna go back
to writing obits?

What the fuck is
going on out there?

Mm, that's room
service. Gotta go.

Wait. Did I order room service?

You're not a cheeseburger.

I got you the Q&A with Bennett.

Oh.

Okay.

That's what you wanted.

What? It is. I did.

Yeah, thank you.

So are there any,
like, questions you

specific questions?

You wanna brief me

on what I should ask?
- Oh... oh.

Oh, yeah, that. No.

That... mm. That
won't be necessary.

I mean, I don't really
care. I don't...

I don't work for
Caroline anymore.

What?

I quit.

What?

No!
- Yeah, yeah.

Oh, my God.

What happened?
- I just...

What happened?

What happened?

Honestly

you had something to do with it.

- No.
- No, no, no, no.

Not like this was your
fault or anything.

More like...

The way you were talking
about her this morning,

all that... that energy
and that enthusiasm.

I don't have it, not
for her, not anymore.

You know, this job, it's

it's hard enough when
you believe in the person

you're working for,
but when you don't...

Why don't you?

- I don't know. I just don't.
- But why?

Sadie, can you not be
a journalist right now?

Just be my friend.

Yes.

Yeah, of course.

Sorry.
- Thank you.

This is a dumb
business we're in.

Mm-hmm. This is true.

♪ A thousand useless
moving parts ♪

♪ Sometimes you
spend your night ♪

♪ Too scared of getting closer ♪

♪ Hiding out in the
back seat of your ♪

All right, so let me
just clarify something.

♪ You tell yourself
it's raining ♪

So you no longer work for,

for Caroline Bennett.

Thus, you are no longer
a conflict at all.

♪ You tell yourself
it's better ♪

Correct.

♪ To jump before
you fall again ♪

♪ Before you lose it all again ♪

Interesting.

♪ Look up, do you
see the sunlight ♪

Interesting.

♪ There's flowers in your hair ♪

♪ Hold on ♪

Interesting.

♪ 'Cause somebody loves you ♪

♪ You know trouble's
always gonna be there ♪

♪ Don't let it bring
you to your knees ♪

♪ Look up ♪

♪ Look up ♪

Mm.

♪ Don't let it bring you
to your knees, look up ♪

Sasha, I will need two
Bloody Marys on the table

before my guest arrives.

Oh, they're already
here. You're the third.

- The third?
- Mm-hmm.

Is Senator Haskin joining us?

Gracie.

Dad... huh.

What a treat.

Your father's been
hollering to get together.

So when Lauren canceled
on me last minute,

I figured I'd kill two
birds with one stone.

Well, what have I missed?

Catch me up.

Oh, you know your father
only likes to talk shop.

Let me guess.

The Walker bump has
everyone second-guessing.

Bennett's chances.
- Polls are bullshit.

But now that you're here,

we can discuss more
important matters.

How's my granddaughter
doing at school?

Annie's in college already?

I'm gonna need to see pictures.

Did I wake you?

Shit. Sorry.

What time is it?

Time for me to
go, unfortunately.

Are you going back to D.C.?

No, not... not right
this second, no.

Why do I suddenly feel weird?

Mm-mm. Don't...
don't feel weird.

I mean, hey, last night

last night was amazing.

This is not me
running away from you.

No, this is just me late.

Late? For what?

Sadie, I'll call
you later, okay?

You took a shower.

Where are you going? Why...

You smell fancy.

What's happening?

I used your shower gel.

Didn't realize you were saving
it for a special occasion.

Good luck with the
interview today.

Oh, God. I forgot about that.

Do you know if Walker's

gonna...
- No, no, no.

It's just gonna be
you and Bennett.

Her choice, not mine.

12:15, room 204, okay?

Sadie?
- Mm-hmm?

Don't be late.

All right, I love you.

- That...
- Fuck.

Yeah, it's... it's okay.

That's okay.

I mean thank... thank you.

Okay

bye.

Bye.

What the fuck?

Oh, God.

- Can we tuck this guy in?
- Yeah.

Is that comfortable?

It's fine.

Okay, you're all set.

- Ready?
- I really wanna

to thank you so much for
taking the time to talk to us.

Not everyone would be so brave.

Well, it was my daughter who
encouraged me to speak out.

This new generation...

I envy them.
- Don't we all?

Honestly, I never would
have said a word to anyone

if Caroline Bennett had been
honest in the first place.

She made it sound
like it was some kind

of hippie free love thing.

It wasn't like that.

I mean, maybe it was
for people like her

but not for me.

What do you mean,
people like her?

The ones who paid.

Paid?

To eat the fruit.

- Mm-hmm.
- Let's start.

Great.

Who's ready for another glass?

Sadly, I have to
get back to work.

The caucuses are opening soon.
- Look at you,

hustling like you're still
25 with something to prove.

If I were you, I'd be done.
- Oh, you would not.

You know how it is.

We don't get older.
We just get better.

I have more energy now
than I did when I was 30.

- Bullshit.
- No, really.

In fact, if anyone should
be retiring, it's you, Dad.

But then who would break
the story about Tim's pick?

I suppose it's
different for men.

Their sense of self-worth
is tied to their careers,

which makes sense.

Why does that make sense?

Because they can't
have children.

I'm sorry, but

that kind of thinking is a
little old-fashioned, no?

I mean, the world has changed.

The world hasn't
changed, Gracie,

just your news algorithm.

Tessy, now, when you leave here

a little later on...

All right.

I'm so glad we get
another shot at this.

I owe you an apology.

Last time you were
here, you asked me

how I was gonna break
America's heart.

Right.

And I totally missed the
mark on that one, didn't I?

Well, I mean...

But now it's out in the open,

and I'm hoping that
we can all just

move on.

So you and me, we get a do-over.

So let's do this over, shall we?

Yes, we shall.

Sorry.

Sorry, can I use your
bathroom really quickly?

Yeah, sure. Of course.

Governor, we have a situation.

- What?
- Well...

Oh, God.

Which outlet?

We believe it was
Liberty Direct News

who broke the story first,
but it's everywhere now, so...

What are you doing?

What are you doing?
- No, it wasn...

Are you recording this?

Well, we are on
the record. This...

No. This interview's
over. Get out.

Out. Get out!
- Excuse me.

Who doesn't wanna
be reborn, right?

But I didn't have
enough money to join.

That's when the man in charge

said there was another
way I could pay.

They had to eat the fruit
off someone, you know?

What happened your face?

Lauren H happened to my face,

thank you very much.

Pretty sure she used
a fucking Sharpie.

I want dancing and singing
when you lose this bet, okay?

Dancing and
singing... all of it.

Valid.

Yo, I'm gonna need
you to give me, like,

all the alcohol
right now, please.

Tessy, hi. I am so
glad you called.

I wanted to apologize.

I'm the one who owes
you the apology.

I never should have let your
father hijack our breakfast.

Do you believe that man kept
me there two more hours,

thinking I would
spill the beans?

Didn't even pick
up the damn check.

I believe it.

Screw that.

Women do get better with age.

And more than that, we
have to stick together.

You got a pen on
you, sweetheart?

Always.

Yeah.

Tessy, you are a gem.

Talk soon.

I nailed down
Haskin's endorsement.

Get the news alert ready.

I need ten to file.

The Iowa caucus.

Unlike primaries,
where voters show up

at their polling stations
and fill out secret ballots,

Iowans declare their
support by huddling together

over homemade signs
and apple pies

at various schools, churches,
and community centers.

Here, folks vote
with their feet,

standing together in different
groups around the room

as organizers count heads.

It's a little like
musical chairs,

except without the
music... or chairs.

But the biggest fan club
walks away with the cake

and the delegates.

Hello, Mike. So glad
to be here with you

live from Des Moines, Iowa,

where the Democratic caucuses

just started a few minutes ago.

And we're here with
Nellie Carmichael,

our White House correspondent.

They finally let you out
of the briefing room, huh?

I asked nicely.

It's good to see ya.

I mean, nobody should be talking

about the president tonight.

How could he compete with
a human breakfast buffet?

Exactly. That was quite
an interview, Kimberlyn.

Thank you, Nellie.

I was really interested in
getting down to the bottom...

And yet somehow

it seems like you missed
the most important part.

Are we talking passion
fruit, coconut,

or is this how they
pawned off the honeydew

everybody picked
off the fruit salad?

Well, when I sat down
with Amanda Brown,

one of the women involved,
we learned that...

Wait, stop, Kimberlyn.
Let's be real.

Caroline Bennett is not
settling for honeydew

anytime in the near future.

Well, what this
organization really did

was exploit these
vulnerable young women

and turn them into
indentured sex servants

for the whims of
paying customers.

Basically, it was
an all-you-can-eat

fruit salad for $500.

Yeah, I'd hate to
know what they did

with the watermelon.

Oh, God, Kimberlyn, you kill us.

- What was that?
- All right, everybody.

It's time to caucus up.

Go to the corner
of your candidate,

and let's vote with our feet.

I don't know.

Geriatrics' corner's
getting pretty crowded.

Whatever. It's only one caucus.

They're happening
all over the state.

And the median age
in Iowa is under 40.

Yep, and I'm pretty sure

they're all at home
right now watching TikTok

or buying lube.

Hey, fam, your girl is back

because it is caucus
night here in Des Moines,

and this middle school gym is
honestly, like, kind of lit.

But I have been hearing
in the past couple days

that this entire caucus
is a foregone conclusion,

that... that some old white guy

is gonna win because some
other old white guy decided so.

And you know what
I think that is?

Some boomer fucking bullshit.

If we've learned
anything from the people

that came before us, it's
that we don't need to listen

and give in to a broken system.

I don't think we should
be having it, y'all.

I don't. No.

Because Cesar Chavez
and Dolores Huerta

were not having it.

Because Marsha P.
Johnson and Sylvia Rivera

weren't having it.

Because Sharifa Alkhateeb

and... and Shirley
Chisholm and Masih Alinejad

none of those people... they
aren't and weren't having it.

The best things that ever
happened in this country

were because of people
who didn't listen

to old white men.

So today, Iowa,

I hope that's all of you.

Hey.

Nice scoop today.

Your producers must be thrilled.

Not really.

Didn't seem to move
the conversation.

Maybe not with your viewers,

but they were never
voting for Bennett anyway.

But you changed my mind,
and that's no small feat.

Thank you.

I appreciate that.

Be honest.

You were never really
all in for Bennett.

Why do you say that?

Because you're not stupid.

You don't want just any
woman to be president.

You want the right woman,

and Bennett was never
as good as Walker,

not in your eyes, anyway.

You, Sadie McCarthy,
are a true believer.

God help you.

Motherfucker.

Sadie, hey. I was
gonna call you.

You said you didn't
believe in Bennett anymore.

So who do you believe in?

Wait. What?

Is Felicity Walker
running again?

Is that why she came to Iowa?

Let me rephrase the question.

Are you working for
Felicity Walker?

Sa... Sadie. Sa...
Sadie, come on.

With caucus results
being tallied,

Iowans rejected scandal-ridden
Caroline Bennett

in favor of Secretary
Fergal P. Richards,

thanks to an endorsement
from Senator Tim Haskin.

Bless you, Sam.

So there's no movie of that
book you're making me read.

There's an audio
version, though,

so might have to do that.

No need. I'm not
gonna quiz you on it.

A bet's a bet.

I keep my word.

Although I do maintain
that if you tried TikTok,

you would love it.

You know, I know
your whole shtick is

to make it seem like everything
you say is off the cuff,

but you clearly
did your research.

I always do. It's part
of the job, right?

Want a drink?

Nah, I'm gonna call my folks,

pop a gummy, say
a little prayer.

Now that Bennett's
out of the race,

maybe my girl will
get her own bus.

Mm. Your girl barely
got 5% tonight.

She is not long for this trail.

Wanna bet?

What, are you following me now?

We spent over 150 days
together in Iowa, Senator.

I know this is your
favorite restaurant.

I know everything about you,

including the fact that
you're running again.

Just wanted to give you a
chance to go on the record.

Nice try, but we already
covered this, Sadie.

Your reporting...
- You're not a fan. I got that.

But you also said if I
stayed away from Bennett,

that would help her chances.

Well, I stayed away.

I'm not the problem, Senator.

Maybe not this time, but...

No, I am... I'm not saying

that I haven't made my
fair share of mistakes,

and I'm sure I'm going
to make many more.

I am not perfect,
but neither are you.

Which is kind of
heartbreaking but also

also really liberating,

because now I can just
focus on doing my job.

Now, I have it on good authority

that you've hired a
new press secretary,

you're having dinner with a
top Democratic strategist,

and I just confirmed with
a realtor in New York

that the office space
previously occupied

by your campaign HQ

was just leased
to an LLC titled.

Our Tomorrow Begins Today.

So I'm gonna ask
you one more time...

Would you care to
go on the record?

If not, I can just say
you declined to comment.

Our readers love that.

Take a seat.

Let's make it quick.

Mm.

Uh-oh.

What's wrong?

Nothing. I'm fine.

What? Was Terry not
happy with the segment?

Look, for what it's worth, I
thought you were fantastic.

No, he really liked it.

He might even wanna
make it a regular thing.

What? That's great!

So then why are you...

I asked Eric's mother
to stop bugging you,

and she sent me a care package.

Except it feels more like
a "fuck you" package.

I can help.

It's fine.

It's my wedding.

I just don't know how
I'm gonna do it all.

I really thought that I could,
but everything just feels

so much more intense than
I thought it would be.

It's gonna be okay.

But those flowers have to go.

They're so ugly.

They're hideous.

Okay, let's talk color palettes.

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Actually, no, neither.

Neither.

"The Journalist
and the Murderer,"

by Janet Malcolm.

Chapter one.

♪ I'm sane, but
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Oh, Melon does not like
what she be smelling.

♪ And what it all
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Now Finn will get a sniff.

Finn disapproves of the pickle.

♪ Is that everything's
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Mm.

This is Annie. Leave a message.

Or better yet, text me.

Hi, Annie.

It's your mom.

I'm just... I'm watching
this thing on TikTok,

and I have no idea why,
but it is cracking me up.

It's... it's this cat,
and she looks like Norton.

Do you remember Norton?

Ah, maybe you were too little.

Anyway, I'm just
calling to say hi and...

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♪ Figured out just yet ♪

Hey, it's me.

Call me back, or I'm not
paying for your phone anymore.

♪ And the other one is
giving a peace sign ♪

♪ And what it all
comes down to ♪

♪ Is that everything's
gonna be ♪

Room service.

Yes, finally.

♪ 'Cause I've got one
hand in my pocket ♪

♪ And the other one is
flicking a cigarette ♪

♪ I'm free, but I'm focused ♪

♪ I'm green, but I'm wise ♪

♪ I'm hard, but I'm
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♪ I'm sad, but I'm laughing ♪

You're not a cheeseburger.

♪ I'm brave, but
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♪ I'm sick, but
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Greg, move your head.

Bye.