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[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]
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[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]
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[ FROG CROAKING ]
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[ MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO ]
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[ CLANGING ]
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WAIT.
WHAT WAS THAT?
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NOTHING.
JUST ME WANTING YOU.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]
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IT'S A COP!
DAMN IT!
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IF MY DAD FINDS OUT
I TOOK HIS CAR, I'M DEAD.
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YOU SAID
IT WAS YOUR CAR!
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I'LL HANDLE IT.
STAY HERE.
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[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
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HELLO?!
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HEY!
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[ RADIO TUNING ]
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Man:
IF YOU WANT TO SURVIVE
IN TODAY'S WORLD,
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DON'T GET LEFT BEHIND.
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[ RADIO TUNING ]
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WHAT THE HELL IS IT?!
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I CAN'T TELL!
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[ ENGINE IDLES ]
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[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
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LET'S JUST GO!
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ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
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[ BOTH SCREAMING ]
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HAH!
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[ GROANS ]
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JIM.
JIM, YOU OKAY?
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YEAH. A LITTLE HEADS-UP
NEXT TIME.
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MASTER DAN SAYS YOU
HAVE TO CATCH YOUR
OPPONENTS OFF-BALANCE.
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WELL,
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
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[ GROANS ]
Callie: HEY, GUYS!
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HEY.
HEY.
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HOW WAS CLASS?
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GREAT.
I KICKED JIM'S ASS.
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HE THREW ME, YOU KNOW,
WHEN I WASN'T EXPECTING IT.
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SOUNDS LIKE
HE KICKED YOUR ASS.
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THAT CALLS FOR PANCAKES.
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GREAT.
I'LL GO CHANGE.
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THAT BETTER?
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UH, YEAH. IT'S ACTUALLY
FEELING MUCH BETTER.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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I'M SORRY ABOUT JEFF.
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I JUST NEED
TO EASE HIM INTO THIS SLOWLY.
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HE'S GOT ENOUGH
ON HIS PLATE
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WITH ME
BEING OUT OF WORK IN A WEEK.
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HOW'S THAT GOING?
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IT'S PRETTY BIZARRE
CLOSING THE HOSPITAL.
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ALL MY FRIENDS ARE LEAVING
FOR OTHER JOBS EXCEPT ME.
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I CAN HAVE CARLOS
MAKE SOME CALLS.
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I'M ALL GOOD.
I HAVE A FEW LEADS.
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I'M SURE HE WON'T MIND.
JIM, I'M ALL GOOD.
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IT'LL GET EASIER, CAL.
PROMISE.
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[ CELL PHONE RINGS ]
YEAH.
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JUST...NOT RIGHT AWAY.
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[ CELL PHONE BEEPS ]
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CARLOS, WHAT'S UP?
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OKAY. WELL, IF YOU THINK
OF ANYTHING ELSE, LET ME KNOW.
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OKAY.
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WHAT DO YOU GOT?
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WHITE MALE,
EARLY 60s, I'M GUESSING.
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NO BLOATING
OR BUG BITES.
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I'D SAY HE'S BEEN OUT HERE
LESS THAN A DAY.
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NEW MOON LAST NIGHT.
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SPRING TIDE WIPED AWAY
ANY FOOTPRINTS OR TIRE TRACKS.
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WHAT'D THE KIDS
HAVE TO OFFER?
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OH, YOU KNOW,
THE USUAL --
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CAME OUT HERE TO MAKE OUT,
THINGS STARTED HEATING UP,
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AND A UFO BUZZED THROUGH
AND KILLED THE MOOD.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
A UFO?
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HEY. MAYBE THAT'S WHY
THERE'S NOT ANY TRACKS.
HE FELL FROM THE SKY.
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YOU KNOW WHERE YOU'RE AT, RIGHT?
MOSQUITO LAGOON.
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WELL, I KNOW
WHERE IT GOT ITS NAME.
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IT'S A HOT SPOT
FOR UFO SIGHTINGS.
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SPACE COAST
IS JUST NORTH OF HERE --
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NASA, CAPE CANAVERAL,
AIR FORCE BASE.
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WELL, HE SAID
IT WASN'T A PLANE.
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OKAY, THEN.
THEN SHRIMP BOATS.
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SHRIMPERS WORK THE WATERS
AT NIGHT.
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THEY LURE THE SHRIMP
INTO THE NET LIKE
MOTHS TO THE FLAME.
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NO BOATS, EITHER.
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AND HE SAID THE CAR RADIO
CHANGED STATIONS ON ITS OWN.
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THAT'S BECAUSE THERE ARE
RADAR TOWERS ALL OVER THE PLACE.
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DON'T TELL ME YOU THINK
AN ALIE KILLED THIS GUY.
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HEY, ALL I'M SAYING IS
I HAVE A CREDIBLE WITNESS
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WHO SAW BIZARRE LIGHTS,
FOLLOWED THEM TO A DEAD GUY.
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CREDIBLE?
HE WAS TRYING TO GET LAID.
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EVERYTHING
HAS AN EXPLANATION.
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WHAT?
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NOTHING.
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THAT'S NOT
YOUR "NOTHING" FACE.
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[ POLICE RADIO CHATTER ]
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CORE BODY TEMP --
60 DEGREES.
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ON A 90-DEGREE DAY?
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TURN HIM OVER.
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ALL RIGHT.
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OKAY.
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WANT TO TAKE A SHOT
AT EXPLAINING THAT?
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I CAN'T -- YET.
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WELL, IF I DIDN'T KNOW
ANY BETTER,
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I'D SAY
THIS GUY GOT PROBED.
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WE'VE GOT ADDITIONAL
STANDING BY.
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OKAY, THANKS.
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FDLE RECEIVED A RECORD NUMBER
OF UFO SIGHTINGS LAST NIGHT,
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WHICH MEANS THE WACKOS
ARE GONNA BE ALL OVER THIS ONE.
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SO I WANT EVERYTHING
BY THE NUMBERS.
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WHY ARE YOU
LOOKING AT ME?
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DANIEL'S THE ONE
DROOLING ALL OVER THE BODY.
DANIEL!
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YOU GUYS ARE NOT
GONNA BELIEVE THIS!
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THE WOUNDS ON OUR VICTIM
ARE AN EXACT MATCH
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TO A SET OF WOUNDS FOUND
IN THE MISSOULA ABDUCTION.
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A KIDNAPPING
IN MONTANA?
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A FAMOUS ALIEN ABDUCTION
IN 1937.
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A FARMHAND, GEORGE SMITH,
WAS FOUND IN A PASTURE
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WITH PRECISE CIRCULAR WOUNDS
LIKE THESE,
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MADE TO
A UNIFORM DEPTH.
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BOTH VICTIMS
HAD MINIMAL BLOOD LOSS,
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WHICH MEANS
THEY WERE CUT WITH A LASER
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OR SOME KIND OF
SUPER-SHARP SURGICAL DEVICE
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THAT HASN'T
BEEN INVENTED YET.
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IT'S CLASSIFIED
AS AN UNEXPLAINED DEATH.
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[ SIGHS ]
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CORONER
CLOSED THE CASE.
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THAT WAS
OVER 70 YEARS AGO --
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BEFORE DNA, ViCAP,
"AMERICA'S MOST WANTED."
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WELL, SINCE THERE AREN'T
MANY 90-YEAR-OLD
SERIAL KILLERS OUT THERE,
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I'M GONNA TAKE A STAB --
NO PUN INTENDED --
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AND SAY THAT THIS IS
EITHER A COPYCAT MURDER
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OR...YOU KNOW -- THAT THING
THAT MAKES CARLOS STAMMER.
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STAMMERING?
I'M NOT STAMMERING.
WHO'S STAMMERING?
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EXTRATERRESTRIAL LIFE IS
ENTIRELY POSSIBLE, DR. SANCHEZ.
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IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT,
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THERE ARE OVER 400 BILLION STARS
IN OUR GALAXY.
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MATHEMATICALLY SPEAKING,
IT'S VIRTUALLY IMPOSSIBLE
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TO THINK WE'RE THE ONLY
LIFE-FORM IN THE UNIVERSE.
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YEAH,
BUT LITTLE GREEN MEN?
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I'VE SEEN WEIRD LIGHTS.
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WHAT?
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TWO YEARS AGO,
COMING HOME FROM WORK --
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DEFINITELY NOT A PLANE.
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WELL, MAYBE IT WAS
A KID'S PARTY BALLOON
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OR-OR -- OR PARACHUTE FLARES
FROM M-M-MILITARY TRAINING.
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OR MAYBE THERE REALLY ARE
THINGS IN THIS WORLD
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THAT WE CANNOT EXPLAIN.
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WHY ARE YOU ENJOYING THIS
SO MUCH?
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WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
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TO TALK TO
SOME LITTLE GREEN MEN.
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[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
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HERE YOU GO.
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LET ME GUESS.
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THE SHRIMP HERE
ARE OUT OF THIS WORLD.
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UH, NEED A TABLE?
ASK THE HOSTESS.
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I'M LOOKING FOR THE OWNER.
SHE SAID THAT'S YOU.
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WE FOUND A BODY
IN MOSQUITO LAGOON LAST NIGHT.
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YOUR PLACE IS ON THE ONLY ROAD
IN AND OUT OF THERE.
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OTHER THAN
YOUR THEME HERE,
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WHICH IS OBVIOUSLY INTENDED TO
CAPITALIZE ON THE LAGOON'S MYTH,
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YOU SEEN ANYTHING
UNUSUAL LATELY?
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SADLY, NO.
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I WAS DRIVING UP
FROM MIAMI AIRPORT.
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WAS AT A F.E.T.A. CONFERENCE
IN GREELEY, COLORADO, ALL WEEK.
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F.E.T.A.?
LIKE THE CHEESE?
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[ SIGHS ]
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MY CARD.
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OH.
YOU HAVE A...CARD.
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"RICHARD OBERMAN,
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PRESIDENT OF THE FEDERATION
OF EXTRATERRESTRIAL ABDUCTEES."
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HUH. F.E.T.A.
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WAIT.
YOU TOOK A SPACE RIDE?
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WHERE TO? NEPTUNE?
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URANUS?
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I FOUNDED F.E.T.A.
'CAUSE OF JOKES LIKE THAT.
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I WANTED TO EDUCATE
THE IGNORANT
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ABOUT ABDUCTEE ISSUES.
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HAVE ANY ISSUES
WITH THIS GUY?
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OH, MY GOD.
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THAT'S DEREK ADAMS.
HE'S A FELLOW TRAVELER.
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NOT ANYMORE, HE'S NOT.
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[ INHALES SHARPLY ]
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VISITORS MUST HAVE
COME BACK FOR HIM.
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WAS HE NAKED?
PROBED?
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UH, DID YOUR TECHS
MOVE HIS BODY FROM THE WATER?
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YOU KNOW A LOT
ABOUT CRIME SCENES.
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I'M AN EXPERT
IN EXTRATERRESTRIALS.
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WELL,
I'M AN EXPERT IN MURDER.
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SO, DEREK BELIEVED IN
LITTLE GREEN MEN?
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THE VISITORS ARE NEITHER GREEN
NOR MEN, ALL RIGHT?
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THEY'RE EITHER GRAYS,
REPTILIANS, OR NORDICS.
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BASED ON WHAT?
"STAR TREK"?
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ON FIRST-PERSON ACCOUNTS
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OF TENS OF THOUSANDS
OF ABDUCTEES WORLDWIDE.
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NO ONE
HAD A CAMERA PHONE?
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ABSENCE OF EVIDENCE,
DETECTIVE,
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[ CELL PHONE RINGS ]
IS NOT
EVIDENCE OF ABSENCE.
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I DON'T EXPECT YOU
TO UNDERSTAND.
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OH, I THINK
I'M GETTING THE GIST OF IT.
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WHAT'S UP, DANIEL?
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WE I.D.'d THE VICTIM
FROM A MISSING-PERSONS REPORT.
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HIS NAME IS...
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DEREK ADAMS.
YOU GOT AN ADDRESS?
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I TEXTED IT TO YOU.
IT'S IN JUPITER, FLORIDA.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
OF COURSE IT IS.
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ARE YOU LEAVING?! YOU HAVEN'T
ANSWERED MY QUESTIONS.
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YEAH, BUT I WILL HAVE
MORE QUESTIONS FOR YOU,
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SO DON'T
LEAVE THE GALAXY.
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THIS IS A NICE PLACE.
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THAT'S SOME WALK-IN WINE CELLAR
YOU GOT IN THERE.
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WINE WAS
DEREK'S PASSION.
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I'M MORE OF A
TEQUILA-SHOT-AND-MARGARITA
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KIND OF GIRL.
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CAN I POUR YOU ONE?
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NO, THANKS.
I'M WORKING.
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AND NOT GRIEVING
OR SAD.
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KIND OF LIKE YOU,
MRS. ADAMS.
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IT'S "STELLA."
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AND DEREK'S BEEN MISSING
FOR THREE DAYS,
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SO I GUESS I JUST
STEELED MYSELF FOR THE WORST.
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WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GO
TO BIMINI NEXT WEEK
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TO RENEW OUR VOWS.
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DID YOUR VOWS
NEED RENEWING?
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WE HAD
OUR UPS AND DOWNS.
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FOR RICHER OR POORER,
RIGHT?
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WELL, AT LEAST WE KNOW
WHICH ONE YOU CHOSE.
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MY INTERN
GOOGLED YOUR HUSBAND.
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00:09:11,284 --> 00:09:13,286
HE'S WORTH $60 MILLION
228
00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:16,189
AND, UP UNTIL THREE YEARS AGO,
WAS A CONFIRMED BACHELOR
229
00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:19,026
UNTIL HE MET AND MARRIED A NURSE
FROM HIS DERMATOLOGIST'S OFFICE.
230
00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:21,629
AND YOU, BEING HIS ONLY FAMILY,
ALL THAT MONEY'S YOURS.
231
00:09:21,662 --> 00:09:24,231
YOU THINK
WHAT EVERYONE THINKS.
232
00:09:24,264 --> 00:09:26,266
YOUNG WIFE,
RICH, OLDER MAN.
233
00:09:26,299 --> 00:09:27,300
RICH, OLDER,
DEAD MAN.
234
00:09:27,334 --> 00:09:29,302
DEREK'S MOTHER DIED
WHEN HE WAS 9.
235
00:09:29,336 --> 00:09:31,071
HIS FATHER
DRANK HIMSELF TO DEATH.
236
00:09:31,104 --> 00:09:34,875
DEREK HAD EVERYTHING
MONEY COULD BUY...EXCEPT LOVE.
237
00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:39,780
HE WAS A SEARCHER
WITH A DEEP, MAGICAL SOUL.
238
00:09:39,813 --> 00:09:41,281
HE TREKKED
THE MOUNTAINS OF NEPAL,
239
00:09:41,314 --> 00:09:42,783
AND HE TRIED
LSD THERAPY.
240
00:09:42,816 --> 00:09:44,217
AND UFOs, RIGHT?
241
00:09:45,285 --> 00:09:47,054
YOU KNOW A GUY
NAMED RICHARD OBERMAN?
242
00:09:48,321 --> 00:09:51,659
I GUESS
YOU COULD SAY THAT.
243
00:09:51,692 --> 00:09:54,695
HIS RELATIONSHIP
WITH F.E.T.A. AND OBERMAN
244
00:09:54,728 --> 00:09:56,129
STARTED TWO YEARS AGO.
245
00:09:56,163 --> 00:09:58,365
DEREK WAS DRIVING BACK
FROM SIESTA KEY
246
00:09:58,398 --> 00:10:01,034
WHEN HE SAID HE WAS BLINDED
BY A WHITE LIGHT.
247
00:10:01,068 --> 00:10:03,003
CAR HIT A TREE --
KNOCKED HIM OUT.
248
00:10:03,036 --> 00:10:05,773
HE WALKED AWAY --
THREE HOURS LATER.
249
00:10:05,806 --> 00:10:08,676
SAID THAT THE VISITORS HAD
HEALED HIM ON THEIR SPACESHIP.
250
00:10:08,709 --> 00:10:10,978
GIVES A WHOLE NEW MEANING
TO "UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE."
251
00:10:11,011 --> 00:10:14,715
LATER HE HAD HEADACHES,
NIGHTMARES.
252
00:10:14,748 --> 00:10:17,885
I TRIED TO HELP, BUT HE SAID
I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND.
253
00:10:17,918 --> 00:10:20,120
ONLY SOMEBODY WHO HAD
EXPERIENCED WHAT HE HAD
254
00:10:20,153 --> 00:10:22,055
COULD TRULY KNOW
WHAT HE WAS GOING THROUGH.
255
00:10:22,089 --> 00:10:23,657
AND THIS EXPERIENCE,
256
00:10:23,691 --> 00:10:25,425
THAT'S HOW HE HOOKED UP
WITH RICHARD OBERMAN?
257
00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:27,227
OBERMAN'S A CON MAN.
258
00:10:27,260 --> 00:10:30,130
HE PLAYED DEREK, SAID THAT
THE ABDUCTION WAS REAL,
259
00:10:30,163 --> 00:10:33,100
THAT HE WAS CHOSEN
BY THE VISITORS.
260
00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:35,402
THAT MAN TRIED
TO POISON OUR MARRIAGE.
261
00:10:35,435 --> 00:10:37,237
DEREK AND I
WERE TOO STRONG.
262
00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:39,406
OR AT LEAST
WORKING ON IT.
263
00:10:39,439 --> 00:10:41,241
LOOK AT ME, DETECTIVE.
264
00:10:42,275 --> 00:10:44,678
NO. LO AT ME.
265
00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:48,315
THE PULL
OF THAT MAN'S EXPLOITATION
266
00:10:48,348 --> 00:10:50,417
OF DEREK'S ACCIDENT
WAS SO STRONG
267
00:10:50,450 --> 00:10:53,220
THAT DEREK LOST ALL INTEREST
IN OUR MARRIAGE.
268
00:10:53,253 --> 00:10:54,922
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
YEAH.
269
00:10:54,955 --> 00:10:56,790
FEELING A LITTLE TUG
OF MY OWN.
270
00:10:56,824 --> 00:10:58,692
OF COURSE,
THAT GRAVITATIONAL PULL
271
00:10:58,726 --> 00:11:00,227
IS WHAT DREW YOU
TO DEREK'S $60 MILLION, RIGHT?
272
00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:03,263
DEREK WANTED
AN HONEST, REAL CONNECTION.
273
00:11:03,296 --> 00:11:04,364
AND WE HAD THAT.
274
00:11:04,397 --> 00:11:07,434
WELL, YOU DID
UNTIL YOU DIDN'T.
275
00:11:07,467 --> 00:11:09,970
THEN ALL YOU HAD
WAS AN OLD GUY WORTH $60 MILLION
276
00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:12,172
WHO WORE ALUMINUM HATS.
277
00:11:19,246 --> 00:11:20,380
[ HORN HONKS ]
278
00:11:22,082 --> 00:11:23,851
Callie: HELLO!
279
00:11:23,884 --> 00:11:25,418
EARTH TO JIM!
280
00:11:25,452 --> 00:11:27,988
[ CHUCKLES ]
281
00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:29,456
HEY.
HEY.
282
00:11:29,489 --> 00:11:31,491
YOU'RE ALL DISTRACTED.
WHERE WERE YOU?
283
00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:33,393
IN A GALAXY
FAR, FAR AWAY.
284
00:11:33,426 --> 00:11:35,495
AND LOOK AT YOU,
ALL CHEERY.
285
00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:38,966
YEAH. I JUST HAD
A KILLER INTERVIEW WITH
PALM BEACH MEMORIAL.
286
00:11:38,999 --> 00:11:40,100
CHIEF RESIDENT LOVED ME.
287
00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:41,468
WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE?
288
00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:43,136
WE SHOULD CELEBRATE.
289
00:11:43,170 --> 00:11:45,138
NO, NO, NO, NO. NOT JUST YET.
I DON'T WANT TO JINX IT.
290
00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:46,473
WELL,
YOU STILL HAVE TO EAT.
291
00:11:46,506 --> 00:11:48,308
[ CHUCKLES ]
292
00:11:48,341 --> 00:11:50,243
Man:
WE ARE NOT ALONE.
293
00:11:50,277 --> 00:11:51,511
WHAT ARE YOU
LISTENING TO?
294
00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:54,982
RADAR REX --
LOCAL A.M. DEEJAY.
295
00:11:55,015 --> 00:11:56,817
JEFF THINKS
HE'S HILARIOUS.
296
00:11:56,850 --> 00:11:59,386
HE'S BEEN ALL OVER
THIS KILLER-ALIEN STORY.
297
00:11:59,419 --> 00:12:01,354
[ GROANS ]
ALL YOU HATERS BETTER GO
TO F.E.T.A.'s WEBSITE.
298
00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:04,124
OKAY. WELL, UM,
WHAT ABOUT DINNER TONIGHT?
299
00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:05,492
YOUR GRILL, MY SKILLS?
300
00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:08,495
I CAN WORK WITH THAT.
301
00:12:08,528 --> 00:12:10,163
THEY KNOW
THERE'S SOMETHING OUT THERE.
302
00:12:10,197 --> 00:12:12,365
I'LL SEE YOU THERE.
BYE.
303
00:12:14,101 --> 00:12:15,803
DETECTIVE LONGWORTH
OF THE FDLE
304
00:12:15,836 --> 00:12:18,305
REFUSED TO ANSWER
ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT DEREK,
305
00:12:18,338 --> 00:12:20,207
OUR GALACTIC DONOR
AND BROTHER TRAVELER,
306
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,342
WHOSE ESSENCE
WAS STOLEN BY THE VISITORS.
307
00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:23,811
BUT WE WILL FIGHT ON.
308
00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:25,412
IT'S EXACTLY
WHAT I WAS WORRIED ABOUT.
309
00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:27,380
OH, COME ON. NO ONE
TAKES THIS DUDE SERIOUSLY.
310
00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:30,450
THE I.R.S. DOES -- GAVE F.E.T.A.
NONPROFIT STATUS LAST YEAR
311
00:12:30,483 --> 00:12:32,485
AS A PARANORMAL-RESEARCH
CENTER.
312
00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:34,354
A RESEARCH CENTER?
IT'S A RAW BAR!
313
00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:36,189
THEIR MATERIAL
IS COMPELLING.
314
00:12:36,223 --> 00:12:37,958
THIS WAS SHOT
BY A JAPANESE DOCTOR
315
00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:39,226
IN AN AMAZON VILLAGE.
316
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,428
THE BODY ROTTED
BEFORE HE COULD PRESERVE IT.
317
00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:42,796
Carlos:
IS THIS WHAT I THINK IT IS?
318
00:12:42,830 --> 00:12:44,798
ALIEN AUTOPSY.
HOW'D DEREK'S GO?
319
00:12:44,832 --> 00:12:47,400
I'M WAITING ON TOX REPORT,
BUT HE DIED OF A HEART ATTACK.
320
00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:49,937
FROM THE PAIN OF BEING PROBED
WITHOUT ANESTHESIA?
321
00:12:49,970 --> 00:12:51,805
I HAVEN'T
PINPOINTED A CAUSE YET,
322
00:12:51,839 --> 00:12:54,307
BUT I'M WILLING TO GO ON A LIMB
AND SAY NO.
323
00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:56,043
I ALSO KNOW
WHY HE DIDN'T BLEED.
324
00:12:56,076 --> 00:12:57,244
HE WAS FROZEN.
325
00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:59,112
I FOUND ICE CRYSTALS
IN HIS BLOOD.
326
00:12:59,146 --> 00:13:00,413
PERFECT WAY
TO SAMPLE TISSUE.
327
00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:01,949
AND HIDE TIME OF DEATH,
328
00:13:01,982 --> 00:13:03,851
WHICH IS DETERMINED
BY CORE BODY TEMP.
329
00:13:03,884 --> 00:13:05,585
NO NEED FOR AN ALIBI.
330
00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,554
GUESS THERE REALLY IS
INTELLIGENT LIFE
OUT THERE AFTER ALL.
331
00:13:07,587 --> 00:13:09,356
[ CELL PHONE RINGS ]
WELL, I WOULDN'T
GO AS FAR AS THAT.
332
00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:11,024
BUT I DO KNOW A DUMMY
WITH A RESTAURANT
333
00:13:11,058 --> 00:13:12,860
AND A WALK-IN FREEZER BIG ENOUGH
TO FREEZE AND STORE A BODY.
334
00:13:13,593 --> 00:13:15,395
OBERMAN.
335
00:13:15,428 --> 00:13:17,965
[ CHUCKLES ] AN FDLE CHOPPER
JUST FOUND SOMETHING
336
00:13:17,998 --> 00:13:19,566
YOU'RE GONNA
WANT TO SEE.
337
00:13:31,378 --> 00:13:33,847
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN
ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE?
338
00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:36,816
IN PERSON?
NO.
339
00:13:50,297 --> 00:13:51,598
I GOT IT, DANIEL.
THANKS.
340
00:13:51,631 --> 00:13:53,533
DANIEL SAYS THE FHP
IS CANVASSING THE AREA
341
00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:55,235
AROUND
THE CROP CIRCLES.
342
00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:57,370
GUESS THERE WERE REPORTS
OF KIDS IN THE AREA LAST NIGHT
343
00:13:57,404 --> 00:13:58,906
SINCE THIS OUTBREAK
OF UFO SIGHTINGS.
344
00:13:58,939 --> 00:14:00,607
YOU SEE?
I TOLD YOU IT WAS A HOAX.
345
00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:02,910
YEAH, ALSO,
THAT DEREK ADAMS GAVE F.E.T.A.
346
00:14:02,943 --> 00:14:05,312
AND RICHARD OBERMAN 100 GRAND
TWO YEARS IN A ROW
347
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:07,214
AND THEN SUDDENLY
STOPPED DONATING.
348
00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:10,183
"CLOSED
DUE TO INVESTIGATION."
349
00:14:10,217 --> 00:14:12,019
HMM. FROM WHO?
BOARD OF HEALTH?
350
00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:13,120
NOW WHAT?
351
00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:14,287
NOW WE SPEAK
TO OBERMAN.
352
00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:15,455
YEAH, BUT HE COULD BE
ANYWHERE.
353
00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:17,457
INVESTIGATION, CARLOS?
354
00:14:21,228 --> 00:14:22,996
WHAT THE...
355
00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:28,568
[ ENGINE SHUTS OFF ]
356
00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:29,602
HEY!
357
00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:31,905
WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING?
358
00:14:31,939 --> 00:14:33,506
GET OUT OF MY CRIME SCENE!
359
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:36,143
WHAT'S ALL THIS?
GIFT FROM THE VISITORS?
360
00:14:36,176 --> 00:14:38,311
A NECESSARY TOOL IN THE
PRESERVATION OF MY CRIME SCENE.
361
00:14:38,345 --> 00:14:40,380
OH. YOUR
CRIME SCENE?
362
00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:42,249
CRIME OF COVER-UP,
DETECTIVE.
363
00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:45,118
YOU'RE HIDING PROOF
OF ALIEN INTERACTION
FROM THE PUBLIC.
364
00:14:45,152 --> 00:14:46,386
LIKE YOUR CROP CIRCLES?
365
00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:47,687
CLEARLY MAN-MADE, BY THE WAY.
OR KID-MADE.
366
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,923
I AGREE --
IT'S PROBABLY HIGH-SCHOOL KIDS
367
00:14:49,957 --> 00:14:52,259
TRYING TO PROFIT FROM THE MEDIA
COVERAGE OF DEREK'S DEATH.
368
00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:53,593
LIKE LEAKING IT
TO RADAR REX
369
00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:55,395
TO DRIVE TRAFFIC
TO YOUR WEBSITE
370
00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:56,496
SO YOU CAN CHURN
MORE DONORS?
371
00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:58,431
MY DONORS
DON'T NEED CHURNING.
372
00:14:58,465 --> 00:15:00,300
MY DONORS
ARE TRUE BELIEVERS.
373
00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:02,035
LIKE DEREK,
WHO GAVE YOU 100 GRAND
374
00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:04,471
EACH OF THE LAST TWO YEARS,
THEN THIS YEAR -- NOTHING.
375
00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:06,106
GUESS HE STOPPED
BELIEVING, HUH?
376
00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:07,440
WHICH WOULD HAVE
REALLY PISSED YOU OFF.
377
00:15:07,474 --> 00:15:09,576
SO, WHAT? I KILLED HIM
FOR CHOOSING NOT TO CONTRIBUTE?
378
00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:10,978
NOT AN ALIEN CONCEPT.
379
00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:12,345
NEITHER IS
OBFUSCATING THE TRUTH.
380
00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:14,014
LIKE YOUR MEDICAL EXAMINER
381
00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:16,049
REFUSING TO RELEASE
THE RESULTS OF DEREK'S AUTOPSY.
382
00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:17,650
I DON'T HAVE
HIS AUTOPSY RESULTS YET,
383
00:15:17,684 --> 00:15:19,386
BUT WHEN I DO,
TRUST ME --
384
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:20,387
YOU'LL BE THE FIRST PERSON
I DON'T SHARE THEM WITH.
385
00:15:22,155 --> 00:15:24,724
ALL YOU'RE DOING IS PROVING
MY POINT, DR. SANCHEZ.
386
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:27,227
REALLY? DOES IT LOOK LIKE
I'M TRYING TO MAKE A POINT? HUH?
387
00:15:29,997 --> 00:15:31,231
FINE.
388
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:32,599
BUT WE WON'T REST
389
00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:36,103
UNTIL WE SHOW THE WORLD
WHAT YOU'RE HIDING.
390
00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:38,071
LET'S WRAP IT UP,
PEOPLE!
391
00:15:41,008 --> 00:15:41,574
DON'T START.
392
00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:47,680
I'M STILL NOT SURE
WHAT MADE THE HOLES,
393
00:15:47,714 --> 00:15:50,117
BUT HIS PECTORAL MUSCLES
DISPLAY RHABDOMYOLYSIS --
394
00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:52,552
A BREAKDOWN OF TISSUE
CAUSED BY HIGH ELECTRIC VOLTAGE.
395
00:15:52,585 --> 00:15:54,421
I'M THINKING CATTLE PROD,
STUN GUN.
396
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:56,723
MARTIAN PROBE.
ARE YOU DONE?
397
00:15:56,756 --> 00:15:58,525
SO, DEREK WAS ZAPPED IN THE
CHEST, CAUSING THE HEART ATTACK.
398
00:15:58,558 --> 00:16:00,227
AND THEN SOMETHING WAS USED
TO BORE THESE HOLES,
399
00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:02,329
MAKE IT LOOK LIKE
AN ALIEN ABDUCTION.
400
00:16:02,362 --> 00:16:05,198
DEREK ALSO HAD LESIONS
AND SCAR TISSUES ON
HIS PREFRONTAL CORTEX
401
00:16:05,232 --> 00:16:07,400
FROM HIS CAR ACCIDENT
TWO YEARS AGO.
402
00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:09,436
IT WOULD HAVE IMPAIRED
HIS EXECUTIVE FUNCTIONS --
403
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,338
DECISION-MAKING ABILITY,
KNOWING RIGHT FROM WRONG,
404
00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:12,439
TRUTH FROM A LIE.
405
00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:16,209
WELL, THAT WOULD MAKE HIM
THE PERFECT MARK FOR
A CON MAN LIKE OBERMAN.
406
00:16:16,243 --> 00:16:19,046
THE ACCIDENT ALSO GAVE HIM
A PINCHED C-3 NERVE.
407
00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:20,747
IT WOULD HAVE CAUSED SHOOTING
PAINS IN HIS ARMS AND LEGS.
408
00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:22,382
WHICH EXPLAINS THIS.
409
00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:25,052
FOUND IT ON THE VICTIM'S
CREDIT-CARD RECEIPTS.
410
00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:27,487
"CRYOFREEZE
PHYSICAL THERAPY SPA."
411
00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:29,389
THEY RELIEVE PAIN
WITH EXTREME COLD.
412
00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:30,390
I'M TALKING
CRYOGENIC COLD.
413
00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:32,092
FROM WHAT
I CAN TELL,
414
00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:33,460
DEREK WENT FOR TREATMENTS
THREE TIMES A WEEK
415
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:34,761
FOR SIX MONTHS,
416
00:16:34,794 --> 00:16:36,563
THEN FOUR MONTHS AGO,
SUDDENLY STOPPED.
417
00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:39,066
WELL, LOOKS LIKE
SOMEONE'S RELATIONSHIP
418
00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:40,700
MIGHT HAVE GONE
A LITTLE ICY.
419
00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:44,304
LIQUID NITROGEN DROPS THE
CHAMBER TO NEGATIVE 300 DEGREES.
420
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:47,107
THE COLD REDUCES INFLAMMATION,
TAKES PRESSURE OFF NERVES.
421
00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:48,508
LIQUID NITROGEN.
422
00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:50,577
TWO MINUTES IN HERE,
YOU FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS.
423
00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:51,678
OR 60.
424
00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:53,580
HOW OFTEN
DID YOU TREAT DEREK ADAMS?
425
00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:55,082
THE SPACEMAN?
[ CHUCKLES ]
426
00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:56,383
ALL THE TIME.
427
00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:58,351
BOTH HERE
AND OUT AT THAT MANSION OF HIS.
428
00:16:58,385 --> 00:17:00,620
OH, SO YOU'VE BEEN
OUT TO HIS HOUSE.
YEAH.
429
00:17:00,653 --> 00:17:02,122
SO YOU'VE SEEN
HIS SMOKING-HOT WIFE.
430
00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:03,290
[ Laughing ] YEAH.
431
00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:07,660
I GUESS. I MEAN...
SHE LIVES THERE...RIGHT?
432
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:10,063
WHY'D DEREK DROP YOU
AS A THERAPIST?
433
00:17:10,097 --> 00:17:12,099
HE DIDN'T.
HE GOT BETTER.
434
00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:13,333
WITH A CHRONIC
PINCHED NERVE?
435
00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:17,104
LOOK, I HATE
TO SPEAK ILL OF THE DEAD.
436
00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:20,340
THE GUY WAS A LITTLE OUT THERE.
WORE AN ALUMINUM HAT.
437
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:23,276
SAID ALIENS TOOK HIM
ON A RIDE. THEY WERE
COMING TO SAVE THE EARTH.
438
00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:25,245
WELL, MAYBE YOU TOOK
HIS SMOKING-HOT WIFE
FOR A RIDE.
439
00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:27,314
FIGURED THAT WITH DEREK GONE,
THE SMOKING-HOT WIFE
440
00:17:27,347 --> 00:17:28,581
AND THAT MANSION OF HIS
COULD BE YOURS.
441
00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:31,551
OH, MAN.
THAT'S CRAZY.
442
00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:33,753
I MEAN, THE GUY WAS NUTS,
BUT I LIKED DEREK.
443
00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:35,555
I DON'T KNOW WHY
HE HASN'T BEEN IN.
444
00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:37,190
I ONLY KNOW I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM
IN FOUR MONTHS.
445
00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:38,791
[ BEEPING ]
446
00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:41,094
LOOK, I GOT TO GET
MY CLIENT OUT OF THERE.
447
00:17:41,128 --> 00:17:41,828
WE DONE?
448
00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:43,496
FOR NOW.
449
00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:48,568
IF HE HAD
ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT,
450
00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:50,237
THE BODY
WASN'T FROZEN HERE.
451
00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:53,173
LIQUID NITROGEN WORKS TOO FAST,
BURNS TISSUE.
452
00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:55,375
AND THERE'S NO EVIDENCE
OF ANY REAL DAMAGE,
453
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:56,443
LIKE THAT
ON OUR VICTIM.
454
00:17:56,476 --> 00:17:57,810
YEAH,
SOMETHING TELLS ME
455
00:17:57,844 --> 00:17:59,679
IT'S STILL WORTH
HAVING MANUS RUN HIS NAME.
456
00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:02,482
[ CHUCKLES ]
FEELS REALLY NICE.
457
00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:10,290
I TAKE IT
YOU LIKE THE WINE.
458
00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:11,458
NOT REALLY.
459
00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:15,262
I DIDN'T GET THE JOB
AT PALM BEACH MEMORIAL.
460
00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:17,197
OH. WHY DIDN'T YOU
SAY SOMETHING?
461
00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:18,398
I DIDN'T WANT
TO UPSET JEFF.
462
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,233
HEY!
HEY.
463
00:18:20,267 --> 00:18:21,601
OKAY. WOW.
464
00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:25,172
OH, YEAH.
THANK YOU, HONEY.
465
00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:26,473
THANK YOU.
466
00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:27,807
OH, WHAT?
NO CHUNKY MONKEY FOR YOU?
467
00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:30,310
NO. I GOT TO HIT IT.
I'M LATE FOR KYLE'S.
468
00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:31,811
HE'S HELPING ME
WITH TRIG.
469
00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:32,779
OH.
OKAY?
470
00:18:32,812 --> 00:18:34,347
YEAH. ALL RIGHT.
471
00:18:34,381 --> 00:18:37,284
BYE.
LATER.
LATER.
472
00:18:37,317 --> 00:18:38,718
HE'S NOT STUDYING,
IS HE?
473
00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:40,453
NOT A CHANCE.
474
00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:42,855
GUESS HE FEELS LIKE
I'M INVADING HIS HOUSE.
475
00:18:44,324 --> 00:18:46,659
WHEN DID THEY CALL YOU?
476
00:18:46,693 --> 00:18:49,529
THEY DIDN'T, WHICH IS WHY
I KNOW I DIDN'T GET THE JOB.
477
00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:51,298
WELL, YOU DON'T KNOW THAT.
THEY MIGHT BE SLEEPING ON IT.
478
00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:52,365
[ CHUCKLES ]
479
00:18:52,399 --> 00:18:54,301
AND, IN THE MEANTIME,
480
00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:56,436
WE HAVE ICE CREAM,
481
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:58,438
A BOTTLE
OF APPARENTLY AWFUL WINE,
482
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,707
[ LAUGHS ]
AND THE HOUSE
ALL TO OURSELF.
483
00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:02,875
AH.
YEAH.
484
00:19:04,377 --> 00:19:06,179
[ CELL PHONE RINGING ]
485
00:19:07,214 --> 00:19:08,615
GO AHEAD.
MNH-MNH.
486
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:09,816
[ RINGING CONTINUES ]
GO AHEAD.
487
00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:11,351
OKAY. SORRY.
488
00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:12,685
[ CELL PHONE BEEPS ]
489
00:19:12,719 --> 00:19:14,221
DANIEL,
THIS BETTER BE GOOD.
490
00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:17,190
IT IS. WENT OVER
DEREK ADAMS' FINANCIALS.
491
00:19:17,224 --> 00:19:20,193
HE WILLED HIS ENTIRE ESTATE
TO F.E.T.A. -- $60 MILLION.
492
00:19:20,227 --> 00:19:21,361
WHAT'D HE LEAVE
HIS WIFE?
493
00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:22,862
NOTHING.
NOT EVEN THE HOUSE.
494
00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:24,431
THAT IS GOOD. THANKS.
495
00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:25,698
[ CELL PHONE BEEPS ]
496
00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:27,334
DEAD GUY CUT HIS WIFE
OUT OF HIS WILL.
497
00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:28,601
SHE LOST EVERYTHING.
498
00:19:28,635 --> 00:19:29,936
EXCEPT A MOTIVE
TO KILL HIM.
499
00:19:29,969 --> 00:19:31,438
YEAH.
500
00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:33,840
DERMATOLOGY NURSE --
IS THAT A HARD JOB?
501
00:19:33,873 --> 00:19:35,375
IT CAN BE.
502
00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:38,345
FREEZING TISSUE SAMPLES,
REMOVING MALIGNANT MOLES.
503
00:19:38,378 --> 00:19:39,412
WITH A LASER?
504
00:19:39,446 --> 00:19:40,947
OR A SURGICAL PUNCH.
505
00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:43,616
IT CUTS A WHEEL OF TISSUE
AROUND THE BAD MOLE
506
00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:45,385
TO SEE
IF THE CANCER HAS SPREAD.
507
00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:47,854
EW.
YEAH, YOU HAVE TO HAVE
THE STOMACH FOR IT.
508
00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:49,489
[ LAUGHS ]
509
00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:52,959
WELL, SHE'S DEFINITELY
GOT THE STOMACH FOR IT.
510
00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,532
DETECTIVE.
511
00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:01,901
SOMEONE LEFT AN EXTRA SUIT
IN THE GUEST HOUSE.
512
00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:03,836
CARE TO JOIN ME
IN THE HOT TUB?
513
00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:05,938
THAT SOMEONE WOULDN'T BE
SEAN SIMMONS, WOULD IT?
514
00:20:05,972 --> 00:20:09,242
DID HE EVER, UH...
TAKE A DIP IN YOUR HOT TUB?
515
00:20:09,276 --> 00:20:11,844
YOU'RE HERE FOR WORK.
HOW DISAPPOINTING.
516
00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:14,614
AND SEAN
CREEPED ME OUT.
517
00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:17,550
ANY TIME HE WAS HERE
TO TREAT MY HUSBAND, I LEFT.
518
00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:19,886
MM.
519
00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:20,987
UGH. VINEGAR.
520
00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:22,789
SO MUCH FOR
YOUR HIGH-TECH WINE CELLAR.
521
00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:24,891
[ SIGHS ] THAT WAS
DEREK'S PRIDE AND JOY.
522
00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:26,759
I KNEW
NOT TO STEP FOOT IN THERE.
523
00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:29,362
AND SKIN, NOT WINE,
WAS YO SPECIALTY.
524
00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:31,464
I MEAN,
THAT HAD TO SUCK, HUH?
525
00:20:31,498 --> 00:20:33,633
THINKING ABOUT GOING BACK
TO FREEZING ALL THOSE MOLES.
526
00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:35,402
I TAKE IT
YOU READ MY HUSBAND'S WILL.
527
00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:37,770
HEY, I'D BE PISSED, TOO, IF
SOMEONE ABDUCTED MY $60 MILLION.
528
00:20:37,804 --> 00:20:39,872
AND KILL DEREK
OUT OF ANGER?
529
00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:41,774
WHY NOT OBERMAN,
530
00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:44,344
THE WEASEL WHO CONNED
MY HUSBAND OUT OF HIS MONEY?
531
00:20:44,377 --> 00:20:47,280
BECAUSE DEREK GAVE ALL THE MONEY
TO F.E.T.A.,
532
00:20:47,314 --> 00:20:49,682
SO KILLING OBERMAN,
WHILE SATISFYING,
533
00:20:49,716 --> 00:20:51,418
WOULDN'T SOLVE
YOUR PROBLEM.
534
00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:53,286
OKAY.
535
00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:55,388
BUT THERE'S STILL ONE SMALL
PROBLEM YOU HAVEN'T SOLVED --
536
00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:58,591
DEREK'S NEW WILL,
RESTORING IT BACK TO ME.
537
00:20:58,625 --> 00:21:01,694
THE LAWYERS WERE GONNA FILE
WITH THE COURTS ON TUESDAY.
538
00:21:01,728 --> 00:21:04,697
AFTER YOU RENEWED YOUR VOWS
IN BIMINI.
539
00:21:04,731 --> 00:21:06,633
JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR.
540
00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:09,502
IF I WAS GONNA KILL DEREK
FOR HIS MONEY --
541
00:21:09,536 --> 00:21:10,903
WHICH I WASN'T --
542
00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:12,939
I WOULD HAVE WAITED A WEEK
FOR THE INK TO DRY.
543
00:21:12,972 --> 00:21:14,941
WHY DON'T YOU
TALK TO SOMEONE
544
00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:17,444
WHO W GOING TO LOSE OUT
ON MY HUSBAND'S FORTUNE?
545
00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:19,479
SO, OBERMAN WAS OUT $60 MIL?
546
00:21:19,512 --> 00:21:21,381
Jim: UNLESS DEREK DIED
BEFORE TUESDAY,
547
00:21:21,414 --> 00:21:22,715
WHEN THE NEW WILL
GOT FILED.
548
00:21:22,749 --> 00:21:24,551
I KNOW OUR VICTIM
WAS A LITTLE OUT THERE,
549
00:21:24,584 --> 00:21:25,752
BUT WHY LEAVE EVERYTHING
TO A CON MAN?
550
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:27,454
BECAUSE HE WAS
A LITTLE OUT THERE.
551
00:21:27,487 --> 00:21:28,755
ON THE NIGHT
OF DEREK'S ACCIDENT,
552
00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:30,357
HE SAW A WHITE LIGHT
AND PASSED OUT,
553
00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:32,425
WOKE UP THINKING THERE WAS
SOMETHING BETTER OUT THERE.
554
00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:34,361
MAYBE AFTER ALL THE PAIN
IN THIS LIFE, HE WAS
WILLING TO TRADE
555
00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:35,662
EVERYTHING IN THIS ONE
FOR LIFE IN ANOTHER.
556
00:21:35,695 --> 00:21:38,064
THAT SOUNDS LIKE
A NEAR-DEATH EXPERIENCE,
557
00:21:38,097 --> 00:21:40,767
WHICH, UNLIKE EXTRATERRESTRIALS,
IS REAL.
558
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,935
IT'S AN AUTONOMIC
NEUROLOGICAL RESPONSE TO TRAUMA.
559
00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:45,338
HAVE A CALMING
PSYCHOLOGICAL SIDE EFFECT.
560
00:21:45,372 --> 00:21:46,873
WOULD THAT WEAR OFF?
EVENTUALLY.
561
00:21:46,906 --> 00:21:48,341
WELL,
SOUNDS LIKE IT DID.
562
00:21:48,375 --> 00:21:49,776
OBERMAN REALIZED
THAT BETWEEN THAT
563
00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:50,977
AND STELLA'S
GRAVITATIONAL PULL,
564
00:21:51,010 --> 00:21:52,679
HE WAS LOSING HIS GRIP
OVER DEREK.
565
00:21:52,712 --> 00:21:54,581
I SEE DEAD PEOPLE
EVERY DAY.
566
00:21:54,614 --> 00:21:56,449
NONE HAS EVER SAT UP
AND TOLD ME THE MEANING OF LIFE.
567
00:21:56,483 --> 00:21:58,017
[ ENGINE STOPS ]
YOU LIVE, YOU DIE.
568
00:21:58,050 --> 00:22:00,019
THAT'S IT.
THERE'S NOTHING ELSE OUT THERE.
569
00:22:00,052 --> 00:22:01,921
WHOA.
570
00:22:01,954 --> 00:22:03,390
WHAT THE HELL?
571
00:22:03,423 --> 00:22:04,891
[ LAUGHS ]
572
00:22:04,924 --> 00:22:06,393
NICE TRY, AMIGO,
BUT I AIN'T FALLING FOR THAT.
573
00:22:06,426 --> 00:22:07,560
NO, I'M SERIOUS.
I'M NOT JOKING.
574
00:22:07,594 --> 00:22:09,562
YOU NEED A TUNE-UP.
575
00:22:09,596 --> 00:22:11,764
I HAD ONE LAST WEEK.
WELL, THEN,
YOU NEED A NEW MECHANIC.
576
00:22:11,798 --> 00:22:14,000
I'LL TELL DANIEL
TO SEND A UNIT.
577
00:22:14,033 --> 00:22:15,735
[ CELL PHONE CLICKS ]
578
00:22:15,768 --> 00:22:17,970
IT'S DEAD.
I JUST CHARGED IT.
579
00:22:18,004 --> 00:22:19,806
YEAH. MINE TOO.
580
00:22:24,511 --> 00:22:26,613
[ SIGHS ]
581
00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:44,797
HIGHWAY PATROL
HAD NO OTHER REPORTS
582
00:22:44,831 --> 00:22:46,599
OF CARS DYING OUT THERE
LAST NIGHT,
583
00:22:46,633 --> 00:22:48,768
BUT THERE HAVE BEEN PLENTY
IN THE PAST.
584
00:22:48,801 --> 00:22:51,538
AREA'S NOTORIOUS FOR
THE SAME UNEXPLAINED PHENOMENON.
585
00:22:51,571 --> 00:22:53,740
WHAT ABOUT THE "PHENOMENON"
WITH MY CAR?
586
00:22:53,773 --> 00:22:56,443
ENGINE'S FRIED.
MOTOR POOL CAN'T EXPLAIN WHY.
587
00:22:56,476 --> 00:22:58,911
I CAN HEAD OUT THERE,
SEE WHAT I CAN FIND.
588
00:22:58,945 --> 00:23:02,415
YEAH. DO THAT.
BUT BE CAREFUL.
589
00:23:04,050 --> 00:23:05,652
BUSINESS IS BOOMING.
590
00:23:05,685 --> 00:23:08,187
[ SCOFFS ] PEOPLE CAME
TO PAY THEIR RESPECTS.
591
00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:10,723
BY WASHING DOWN OVERPRICED
SHRIMP WITH YOUR FLAT BEER.
592
00:23:10,757 --> 00:23:12,959
YOU THINK I KILLED DEREK
TO SELL SHRIMP?
593
00:23:12,992 --> 00:23:15,828
NO, I THINK YOU KILLED
HIM WHEN YOU LEARNED
HE WAS FILING A NEW WILL,
594
00:23:15,862 --> 00:23:17,697
GIVING HIS ENTIRE FORTUNE
BACK TO HIS WIFE.
595
00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:19,899
BUT DEREK NEVER TOLD ME
ABOUT THAT,
596
00:23:19,932 --> 00:23:21,568
SO THERE GOES
YOUR THEORY.
597
00:23:21,601 --> 00:23:24,003
OR HE DID
AND YOU'RE LYING.
598
00:23:24,036 --> 00:23:26,873
MEANING YOU COULDN'T WAIT
AROUND FOR DEREK TO DIE
THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY.
599
00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:28,140
NOW YOU WERE
ON A CLOCK.
600
00:23:28,174 --> 00:23:29,909
AND WITH DEREK
GETTING HEALTHIER --
601
00:23:29,942 --> 00:23:31,544
OH, AND SANER --
602
00:23:31,578 --> 00:23:33,580
YOU WERE LOSING HIM
TO HIS WIFE.
603
00:23:33,613 --> 00:23:36,616
HE WAS GETTING BETTER
THANKS TO MONTHS OF CRYOTHERAPY,
604
00:23:36,649 --> 00:23:39,552
AND AS FOR DEREK'S SANITY,
I'VE NEVER MET A SANER MAN.
605
00:23:40,687 --> 00:23:42,088
BUT EVEN A SANE MAN
CAN FALL VICTIM
606
00:23:42,121 --> 00:23:43,790
TO THE TEMPTATIONS
OF A POISONOUS WIFE.
607
00:23:43,823 --> 00:23:44,757
[ CHUCKLES ]
YEAH.
608
00:23:48,060 --> 00:23:50,096
STICK YOUR HEAD IN THE SAND,
DETECTIVE,
609
00:23:50,129 --> 00:23:51,798
BUT THEY'RE HERE
AMONG US,
610
00:23:51,831 --> 00:23:54,100
JUST WAITING TO TAKE OUR WATER,
OUR MINERALS, OUR WEALTH.
611
00:23:54,133 --> 00:23:56,703
LIKE YOU
AND DEREK'S $60 MILLION.
612
00:23:58,505 --> 00:24:00,707
BEFORE WE HONOR DEREK,
613
00:24:00,740 --> 00:24:02,742
I WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE
DETECTIVE LONGWORTH OF THE FDLE.
614
00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:03,876
[ CELL PHONE RINGS ]
615
00:24:03,910 --> 00:24:06,779
WHO'S HERE TO SILENCE THE TRUTH
ABOUT DEREK'S ABDUCTION.
616
00:24:06,813 --> 00:24:07,947
[ CROWD BOOING ]
617
00:24:07,980 --> 00:24:09,015
PEACE ON EARTH.
618
00:24:09,048 --> 00:24:11,050
YEAH.
WHAT'S UP, COLLEEN?
619
00:24:11,083 --> 00:24:12,118
WHERE ARE YOU?
620
00:24:12,151 --> 00:24:13,586
PLANET OBERMAN.
621
00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:14,854
NATIVES ARE
A LITTLE HOSTILE.
622
00:24:14,887 --> 00:24:16,789
SO IS SEAN SIMMONS.
623
00:24:16,823 --> 00:24:19,091
HE'S GOT A RECORD FOR ASSAULT
IN OREGON -- DID SIX MONTHS.
624
00:24:19,125 --> 00:24:20,527
STALKED HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND,
625
00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:22,529
Beat up her fiancé
on their wedding day.
626
00:24:22,562 --> 00:24:24,631
SO, SEAN'S
A HOPELESS ROMANTIC.
627
00:24:24,664 --> 00:24:26,833
HOPELESS, AT LEAST. SHE STILL
HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER ON HIM.
628
00:24:26,866 --> 00:24:29,035
WELL, CAN YOU GET ME
PHONE RECORDS? LAST SIX MONTHS?
629
00:24:29,068 --> 00:24:31,003
ME?
WHERE THE HELL IS DANIEL?
630
00:24:31,037 --> 00:24:33,239
Out looking for
the phenomenon
631
00:24:33,272 --> 00:24:35,808
behind my car's engine
conking out.
632
00:24:45,117 --> 00:24:46,853
THANKS, MS. COMPTON.
633
00:24:46,886 --> 00:24:48,487
THANK YOU.
634
00:24:50,156 --> 00:24:51,991
CHEAP-ASS BITCH.
635
00:24:52,024 --> 00:24:54,561
THAT'S NO WAY TO TALK ABOUT
YOUR LOYAL CLIENTELE, SEAN.
636
00:24:54,594 --> 00:24:56,896
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
WELL, FOR STARTERS,
I'D LIKE TO KNOW
637
00:24:56,929 --> 00:24:59,031
WHY MARRIAGES JUST SEEM
TO FALL APART AROUND YOU.
638
00:24:59,065 --> 00:25:01,568
PORTLAND?
FELONY ASSAULT?
639
00:25:01,601 --> 00:25:04,704
THAT'S WHY
DEREK STOPPED SEEING YOU.
640
00:25:04,737 --> 00:25:06,873
HE SAW THE WAY YOU LOOKED
AT HIS WIFE, AND HE FIRED YOU.
641
00:25:06,906 --> 00:25:08,675
I FIRED HIM.
RIGHT. YEAH.
642
00:25:08,708 --> 00:25:10,276
WHO NEEDS A STEADY
2-GRAND-A-WEEK CLIENT
643
00:25:10,309 --> 00:25:12,178
WHEN YOU GOT A HIGH ROLLER
LIKE MRS. COMPTON?
644
00:25:12,211 --> 00:25:15,314
STELLA WAS BORED. HER HUSBAND
WAS ALWAYS OUT CHASING MARTIANS.
645
00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:16,983
AND YOU'RE ONLY HUMAN.
646
00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:18,818
SHE WAS ALMOST MEAN
ABOUT IT,
647
00:25:18,851 --> 00:25:20,019
INSISTING WE DO IT
IN THEIR BEDROOM.
648
00:25:20,052 --> 00:25:21,253
EW!
649
00:25:21,287 --> 00:25:23,255
KEPT SAYING
WE COULD HAVE EVERYTHING --
650
00:25:23,289 --> 00:25:25,592
THE HOUSE, THE CARS,
THE MONEY.
651
00:25:25,625 --> 00:25:27,293
THOUGHT IT WAS JUST PILLOW TALK
AT FIRST,
652
00:25:27,326 --> 00:25:28,961
THEN ONE DAY,
SHE STARTS GOING ON ABOUT
653
00:25:28,995 --> 00:25:31,097
HE'S GOT NO OTHER FAMILY BESIDES
HER TO CHALLENGE HIS WILL.
654
00:25:31,130 --> 00:25:33,833
I'M DUMB,
BUT I'M NOT STUPID.
655
00:25:33,866 --> 00:25:36,135
DON'T SELL YOURSELF SHORT, SEAN.
YOU'RE DUMB AND STUPID.
656
00:25:36,168 --> 00:25:37,837
AND CONTROLLING.
657
00:25:37,870 --> 00:25:39,271
IT'S WHAT HAPPENED
IN PORTLAND, RIGHT?
658
00:25:39,305 --> 00:25:41,708
KELLY MADE A BIG MISTAKE
MARRYING THAT LOSER.
659
00:25:41,741 --> 00:25:44,110
MAYBE STELLA DID, TOO.
SO YOU HELPED HER OUT.
660
00:25:44,143 --> 00:25:45,712
STELLA DIDN'T NEED
ANY HELP.
661
00:25:45,745 --> 00:25:47,914
I KNEW IF SHE HAD IT IN HER
TO KILL HER HUSBAND,
662
00:25:47,947 --> 00:25:49,882
SHE'D KILL ME NEXT,
SO I CUT HER LOOSE.
663
00:25:49,916 --> 00:25:51,250
OR MAYBE
YOU CUT HER HUSBAND UP.
664
00:25:51,283 --> 00:25:52,619
IS THAT WHY
YOU'RE LEAVING TOWN?
665
00:25:52,652 --> 00:25:54,020
YOUR BOSS SAID
YOU GAVE NOTICE.
666
00:25:54,053 --> 00:25:55,722
I'M GOING UP
TO JACKSONVILLE
667
00:25:55,755 --> 00:25:57,790
TO START A ROOFING COMPANY
WITH MY BROTHER.
668
00:25:57,824 --> 00:25:59,191
WHICH YOU NEED TO CLEAR
WITH YOUR PAROLE OFFICER,
669
00:25:59,225 --> 00:26:00,259
WHICH I'LL CHECK
TO CONFIRM.
670
00:26:01,994 --> 00:26:04,997
LOOK, MAN, I'M TELLING YOU --
DON'T LET THAT CHICK FOOL YOU.
671
00:26:05,031 --> 00:26:08,267
SHE MAY BE HOT AS HELL
ON THE OUTSIDE,
672
00:26:08,300 --> 00:26:10,837
BUT INSIDE,
SHE IS ALL ICE.
673
00:26:10,870 --> 00:26:13,940
Stella: THOSE AREN'T TOYS,
DETECTIVE. THEY'RE ANTIQUES.
674
00:26:13,973 --> 00:26:16,008
THEY COME FROM DEREK'S VILLA
IN PARMA.
675
00:26:16,042 --> 00:26:17,877
OH.
676
00:26:17,910 --> 00:26:19,812
WELL, APART FROM THE WHOLE
LOST-AND-ALONE THING,
677
00:26:19,846 --> 00:26:21,714
SOUNDS LIKE HE HAD
A REAL APPETITE FOR LIFE.
678
00:26:21,748 --> 00:26:24,617
AND HOW'S YOUR APPETITE?
THIS IS YOUR THIRD HOUSE CALL.
679
00:26:24,651 --> 00:26:25,785
I ATE BEFORE I CAME.
680
00:26:25,818 --> 00:26:27,386
I WASN'T TALKING
ABOUT FOOD.
681
00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:29,288
WHY'D YOU LIE TO ME
ABOUT SEAN?
682
00:26:29,321 --> 00:26:31,323
[ SIGHS ]
YOU'RE GONNA TAKE THE WORD
OF AN EX-CON OVER MINE?
683
00:26:31,357 --> 00:26:32,992
I KNOW.
WEIRD, RIGHT?
684
00:26:33,025 --> 00:26:35,294
WHAT HAPPENED?
DEREK FIND OUT?
685
00:26:35,327 --> 00:26:38,898
I BROKE IT OFF BEFORE THAT.
IT'S IRRELEVANT, DETECTIVE.
686
00:26:38,931 --> 00:26:41,333
YOU MEAN LYING TO A COP ABOUT
CHEATING ON YOUR DEAD HUSBAND?
687
00:26:41,367 --> 00:26:43,302
MEN ARE DIFFERENT
THAN WOMEN.
688
00:26:43,335 --> 00:26:45,071
RIGHT.
YOU'RE FROM MARS.
689
00:26:45,104 --> 00:26:46,238
VENUS.
690
00:26:47,740 --> 00:26:51,343
THE SEXIEST PART OF A MAN'S BODY
IS BETWEEN HIS EARS.
691
00:26:51,377 --> 00:26:54,013
SEAN WAS STUPID.
692
00:26:54,046 --> 00:26:55,648
DEREK TRAVELED THE WORLD.
693
00:26:55,682 --> 00:26:57,984
HE WAS SMART AND FUNNY.
694
00:26:58,017 --> 00:27:00,252
I WOKE UP, AND I DECIDED
TO GET MY HUSBAND BACK.
695
00:27:00,286 --> 00:27:03,322
OR MAYBE TO GET YOUR MONEY BACK,
LIKE PASSING OFF A NEW WILL.
696
00:27:03,355 --> 00:27:05,725
YOU TALKED TO OBERMAN,
TOO.
697
00:27:05,758 --> 00:27:09,128
HE TOLD DEREK
TO PUT ON ALUMINUM-FOIL HATS,
698
00:27:09,161 --> 00:27:11,430
CLIMB TO THE ROOF,
AND TALK TO SPACEMEN.
699
00:27:11,463 --> 00:27:14,166
I COME FROM CRAZY. MY MOTHER
HAD TO PUT MY FATHER AWAY.
700
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:15,802
I WASN'T GONNA
LOSE DEREK, TOO.
701
00:27:15,835 --> 00:27:19,005
SO I GOT HIM TO EXERCISE,
GOT HIM THERAPY FOR HIS NECK,
702
00:27:19,038 --> 00:27:22,208
AND I HELPED SHOW HIM THAT
OBERMAN IS A FRAUD AND A LIAR.
703
00:27:22,241 --> 00:27:23,810
SOUNDS LIKE
A FULL-TIME JOB.
704
00:27:23,843 --> 00:27:25,912
BY THE WAY,
I'M GONNA NEED YOUR SCHEDULE
705
00:27:25,945 --> 00:27:27,847
FOR THE WEEK
YOUR HUSBAND WENT MISSING.
706
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:31,050
I SLEEP TILL NOON,
SPIN CLASS AT 3:00,
707
00:27:31,083 --> 00:27:33,285
AND I PICK UP MY MEALS
FROM CALORIE COPS.
708
00:27:33,319 --> 00:27:34,754
CREATURE OF HABIT.
709
00:27:34,787 --> 00:27:36,756
[ CELL PHONE RINGING ]
710
00:27:36,789 --> 00:27:38,691
UH, I ACTUALLY
HAVE TO GO,
711
00:27:38,725 --> 00:27:40,326
BUT DON'T YOU GO --
712
00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:41,828
LIKE, SAY, TO BIMINI.
713
00:27:41,861 --> 00:27:42,995
YOUR TRAVEL AGENT CONFIRMED
714
00:27:43,029 --> 00:27:44,831
YOU HAVEN'T CANCELED
YOUR TICKETS.
715
00:27:44,864 --> 00:27:46,432
I JUST
HAVEN'T THOUGHT ABOUT IT.
716
00:27:46,465 --> 00:27:49,001
GOOD.
DON'T START NOW.
717
00:27:57,476 --> 00:27:59,779
[ ENGINE STOPS ]
718
00:28:21,267 --> 00:28:23,936
NOW, THAT
WOULD STOP A CAR.
719
00:28:29,008 --> 00:28:31,243
HEY. YOU OKAY?
720
00:28:31,277 --> 00:28:33,813
UH...YEAH.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
721
00:28:33,846 --> 00:28:35,982
WELL, I GOT YOUR TEXT,
SO I CAME OVER.
722
00:28:36,015 --> 00:28:37,349
OH. YEAH.
723
00:28:37,383 --> 00:28:40,152
WELL, I GOT THE CALL
THAT I DIDN'T GET THE JOB,
724
00:28:40,186 --> 00:28:41,788
SO NOT EXACTLY
AN EMERGENCY.
725
00:28:41,821 --> 00:28:44,123
NO, I KNOW.
JUST KNEW YOU'D BE BUMMED, SO...
726
00:28:44,156 --> 00:28:46,492
OHH. THAT'S SWEET.
727
00:28:46,525 --> 00:28:49,962
UM, BUT I DON'T REALLY NEED
ANY CHEERING UP.
728
00:28:49,996 --> 00:28:51,397
I KNEW THIS WAS
GONNA BE DIFFICULT
729
00:28:51,430 --> 00:28:54,300
AND WE'LL GET THROUGH IT.
730
00:28:54,333 --> 00:28:56,803
ARE WE REALLY
THE ONLY ONES HERE?
731
00:28:56,836 --> 00:28:58,838
YEAH -- US AND VICTOR,
732
00:28:58,871 --> 00:29:02,108
THE SECURITY GUARD
ON THE THIRD FLOOR
WHO SLEEPS ALL DAY.
733
00:29:02,141 --> 00:29:04,811
HE, UH...
734
00:29:04,844 --> 00:29:06,913
HE SLEEPS ALL DAY, HUH?
735
00:29:06,946 --> 00:29:09,015
PRETTY MUCH.
736
00:29:09,048 --> 00:29:12,451
OH, WELL,
LUCKY FOR US IT'S DAY.
737
00:29:12,484 --> 00:29:13,853
[ LAUGHS ]
738
00:29:13,886 --> 00:29:15,154
WHAT EXACTLY
ARE YOU GETTING AT?
739
00:29:15,187 --> 00:29:16,455
WHOA.
WHAT ARE YOU GETTING AT?
740
00:29:16,488 --> 00:29:18,157
[ LAUGHS ]
741
00:29:18,190 --> 00:29:21,828
I MEAN, YOU DON'T REALLY THINK
THAT WE COULD...
742
00:29:21,861 --> 00:29:23,129
WELL, ONCE YOU GET OVER
743
00:29:23,162 --> 00:29:25,798
THE WHOLE "STEPHEN KING,
EMPTY HOSPITAL" THING.
744
00:29:25,832 --> 00:29:27,900
I ACTUALLY LOVE
STEPHEN KING.
745
00:29:27,934 --> 00:29:30,269
OH, I LOVE
THAT YOU LOVE STEPHEN KING.
746
00:29:30,302 --> 00:29:31,938
[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]
747
00:29:31,971 --> 00:29:33,339
YOU KNOW,
THERE'S AN EMPTY --
UH, A ROOM?
748
00:29:33,372 --> 00:29:34,406
YEAH.
EXCELLENT.
749
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:35,507
RIGHT OVER HERE.
YEAH?
750
00:29:35,541 --> 00:29:38,577
ACTUALLY, WAIT.
WHAT?
751
00:29:38,610 --> 00:29:39,778
OH.
752
00:29:41,848 --> 00:29:42,381
OH.
753
00:29:42,414 --> 00:29:44,450
NO CALLS FROM DANIEL.
754
00:29:44,483 --> 00:29:46,252
ALL RIGHT, UM...
755
00:29:46,285 --> 00:29:47,486
WHOA.
756
00:29:54,260 --> 00:29:56,562
[ CELL PHONE RINGING ]
757
00:29:59,165 --> 00:30:00,266
IT'S WEIRD.
758
00:30:00,299 --> 00:30:02,534
DETECTIVE LONGWORTH
ALWAYS ANSWERS HIS PHONE.
759
00:30:02,568 --> 00:30:04,303
IT'S NOT AS WEIRD
AS THIS PLACE.
760
00:30:04,336 --> 00:30:07,173
IT'S AN OLD PUMPING STATION.
IT HASN'T BEEN USED IN DECADES.
761
00:30:07,206 --> 00:30:08,574
YEAH. ARE YOU SURE THIS IS
WHERE THEY SHIP THE, UH...
762
00:30:08,607 --> 00:30:10,076
WHAT'D YOU CALL IT?
763
00:30:10,109 --> 00:30:12,511
E.M.P. --
ELECTROMAGNETIC PULSE GENERATOR.
764
00:30:12,544 --> 00:30:14,546
GENERATES AN INTENSE
ELECTROMAGNETIC FIELD
765
00:30:14,580 --> 00:30:16,582
THAT FRIES THE CIRCUIT BOARD
OF A CAR ENGINE OR CELL PHONE --
766
00:30:16,615 --> 00:30:18,350
KILLS IT INSTANTLY.
767
00:30:18,384 --> 00:30:21,120
FOUND A WEBSITE IN TEXAS
THAT SELLS THEM FOR RESEARCH.
768
00:30:21,153 --> 00:30:23,055
GAVE THEM THE SERIAL NUMBER
OF THE ONE I FOUND
769
00:30:23,089 --> 00:30:24,857
ALONG THE ROAD
WHERE YOU GUYS LOST POWER.
770
00:30:24,891 --> 00:30:28,594
THEY SAID THEY SHIPPED IT
HERE -- TO OBERMAN.
771
00:30:28,627 --> 00:30:30,496
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
772
00:30:30,529 --> 00:30:32,364
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
773
00:30:32,398 --> 00:30:34,500
ALL RIGHT.
774
00:30:40,406 --> 00:30:41,974
SOMEBODY'S BEEN HERE
RECENTLY.
775
00:30:48,347 --> 00:30:50,016
WHOA!
776
00:30:50,049 --> 00:30:51,083
[ LAUGHS ]
777
00:30:51,117 --> 00:30:53,019
IT'S A DUMMY, DUMMY.
778
00:30:53,052 --> 00:30:54,586
[ CHUCKLES ]
779
00:30:58,424 --> 00:30:59,291
HUH.
780
00:30:59,325 --> 00:31:01,127
AHA!
781
00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:03,662
THERE'S
YOUR ALIEN AUTOPSY.
782
00:31:03,695 --> 00:31:07,299
HE FAKED EVERYTHING --
THE UFOs, CROP CIRCLES.
783
00:31:07,333 --> 00:31:09,168
THESE ARE HIS PROPS.
784
00:31:09,201 --> 00:31:12,338
[ As alien ]
TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER
SO WE CAN ARREST HIM.
785
00:31:12,371 --> 00:31:14,240
[ CHUCKLES ]
786
00:31:17,276 --> 00:31:18,911
DANIEL?
787
00:31:20,412 --> 00:31:22,248
IT'S BLOOD.
788
00:31:22,281 --> 00:31:23,315
IT'S FRESH.
789
00:31:32,724 --> 00:31:35,127
WE FOUND A SOIL CORER
WITH BLOOD ON IT
790
00:31:35,161 --> 00:31:36,195
AND YOUR PRINTS.
791
00:31:37,429 --> 00:31:39,265
MATCHES THE DIAMETER
OF THE HOLES IN THE BODY.
792
00:31:39,298 --> 00:31:41,067
I USE IT
FOR MY VISUAL AIDS.
793
00:31:41,100 --> 00:31:43,602
IS THAT A EUPHEMISM
FOR "HOAXES"?
794
00:31:43,635 --> 00:31:45,637
LIKE THE HOAXES
ON YOUR WEBSITE
795
00:31:45,671 --> 00:31:47,239
AND THE ONES
THAT MY WITNESSES EXPERIENCED
796
00:31:47,273 --> 00:31:48,640
THE NIGHT
THEY FOUND DEREK'S BODY?
797
00:31:48,674 --> 00:31:50,176
IT WASN'T ME, DETECTIVE.
ALL RIGHT?
798
00:31:50,209 --> 00:31:51,477
MY FLIGHT WOULDN'T LAND
FOR AN HOUR.
799
00:31:51,510 --> 00:31:53,112
YOU CAN CHECK
WITH THE AIRLINES.
800
00:31:53,145 --> 00:31:55,281
BUT THAT IS WHY DEREK
STOPPED DONATING, RIGHT?
801
00:31:55,314 --> 00:31:58,184
FOUND OUT YOU WERE
A FRAUD, THREATENED TO
EXPOSE YOU TO FOLLOWERS.
802
00:31:58,217 --> 00:32:00,086
KEEP THROWING THINGS
AGAINST THE WALL,
SOMETHING WILL STICK.
803
00:32:00,119 --> 00:32:03,089
LIKE THIS? WHICH WE FOUND
STUCK TO DEREK'S WALL.
804
00:32:03,122 --> 00:32:05,057
IT'S THE MAYAN TEMPLE
OF TIKAL.
805
00:32:05,091 --> 00:32:06,725
THE NAZCA LINES IN PERU --
806
00:32:06,758 --> 00:32:10,362
ANCIENT DESIGNS IN THE DESERT
TO FORM A RUNWAY FOR SPACESHIPS.
807
00:32:10,396 --> 00:32:12,264
COMPLEX STRUCTURES
THAT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN BUILT
808
00:32:12,298 --> 00:32:13,432
WITH THE TECHNOLOGY
OF THEIR AGE.
809
00:32:13,465 --> 00:32:14,967
IT DOES GIVE ONE PAUSE.
810
00:32:15,001 --> 00:32:17,569
WELL, IT GAVE ME PAUSE
TO THINK THAT DEREK THOUGHT
811
00:32:17,603 --> 00:32:19,705
THAT THE VISITORS WERE HERE
TO HELP US,
812
00:32:19,738 --> 00:32:22,541
BUT YOU PREACHED
THAT THEY'RE HERE TO DESTROY US
813
00:32:22,574 --> 00:32:25,144
'CAUSE IT'S EASIER TO SCARE
PEOPLE OUT OF THEIR MONEY
814
00:32:25,177 --> 00:32:26,645
THAN GIVE THEM HOPE,
RIGHT?
815
00:32:26,678 --> 00:32:29,448
BUT HOPE
IS EXACTLY WHAT DEREK WANTED,
816
00:32:29,481 --> 00:32:32,084
AND THAT'S WHY HE STOPPED BUYING
WHAT YOU WERE SELLING.
817
00:32:32,118 --> 00:32:33,652
THE TRUTH
IS HARD TO FACE.
818
00:32:33,685 --> 00:32:35,721
AND SO IS
LOSING $60 MILLION,
819
00:32:35,754 --> 00:32:37,256
WHICH WOULD HAVE HAPPENED
820
00:32:37,289 --> 00:32:39,658
IF DEREK HADN'T DIED
BEFORE TUESDAY, RIGHT?
821
00:32:39,691 --> 00:32:41,427
I MEAN, KILLING HIM
WAS A TWOFER FOR YOU.
822
00:32:41,460 --> 00:32:44,263
USE HIS POKED AND PROBED BODY
TO CREATE HYSTERIA,
823
00:32:44,296 --> 00:32:48,034
FILL YOUR WEBSITE COFFERS,
AND CASH A CHECK FOR $60 MIL.
824
00:32:48,067 --> 00:32:50,369
GIVEN THE SIZE OF DEREK'S GIFT,
DO YOU REALLY THINK
825
00:32:50,402 --> 00:32:52,504
I COULD GET AWAY
WITH SOMETHING SO OBVIOUS?
826
00:32:52,538 --> 00:32:54,540
ARE YOU SAYING
YOU WERE SET UP?
827
00:32:54,573 --> 00:32:56,608
I'M SAYING
I DIDN'T KILL DEREK.
828
00:32:56,642 --> 00:32:59,311
I WAS IN COLORADO ALL WEEK,
REMEMBER?
829
00:32:59,345 --> 00:33:01,280
RIGHT.
830
00:33:01,313 --> 00:33:03,082
EXCEPT DEREK'S BODY
WAS FROZEN,
831
00:33:03,115 --> 00:33:05,517
SO YOU COULD HAVE KILLED HIM
BEFORE YOU LEFT.
832
00:33:05,551 --> 00:33:07,319
WHAT?
SO NOW I FAKED MY ALIBI?
833
00:33:07,353 --> 00:33:09,088
I MEAN, HEY,
YOU FAKE EVERYTHING ELSE.
834
00:33:09,121 --> 00:33:10,056
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
835
00:33:10,089 --> 00:33:11,190
WHAT?
836
00:33:24,203 --> 00:33:26,638
NOW YOU COME UP
WITH A TIME OF DEATH.
837
00:33:26,672 --> 00:33:29,175
I GOT IT
FROM THE CALORIE COPS' MENU.
838
00:33:29,208 --> 00:33:31,577
HE HAD UNDIGESTED FISH
IN HIS STOMACH.
839
00:33:31,610 --> 00:33:34,113
OH! REALLY?
YOU COULDN'T JUST TELL ME?
840
00:33:34,146 --> 00:33:36,048
IT'S BAKED TILAPIA --
HIS LAST MEAL.
841
00:33:36,082 --> 00:33:37,716
A DINNER ENTREE
HE HAD FIVE DAYS AGO.
842
00:33:37,749 --> 00:33:39,251
OH.
843
00:33:39,285 --> 00:33:41,087
THAT'S WHEN OBERMAN WAS
IN THAT HYDE PARK INN
844
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:42,088
IN GREELEY, COLORADO.
845
00:33:42,121 --> 00:33:43,389
I SPOKE
WITH THE MANAGER.
846
00:33:43,422 --> 00:33:44,823
SHE SAID
OBERMAN MADE A BIG STINK
847
00:33:44,856 --> 00:33:46,725
ABOUT THE O.J.
AT THE BREAKFAST BUFFET.
848
00:33:46,758 --> 00:33:50,062
SHE'S E-MAILING US VIDEO.
IT GETS WORSE.
849
00:33:50,096 --> 00:33:51,263
YOU SAID
THIS WAS THE RIGHT SIZE.
850
00:33:51,297 --> 00:33:53,365
WRONG SPECIES.
THE BLOOD'S FROM A CHICKEN.
851
00:33:53,399 --> 00:33:56,202
OBERMAN USED FROZEN POULTRY
FOR HIS ALIENS --
852
00:33:56,235 --> 00:33:57,603
MADE THEM LOOK MORE REAL.
853
00:33:57,636 --> 00:33:59,638
I HATE TO LET THE JACKASS
OFF THE HOOK,
854
00:33:59,671 --> 00:34:01,640
BUT MAYBE
SOMEBODY'S TRYING TO SET HIM UP.
855
00:34:01,673 --> 00:34:03,375
YEAH.
THAT'S WHAT HE SAID.
856
00:34:03,409 --> 00:34:05,677
ALL RIGHT, TELL MANUS TO LET HIM
GO BUT NOT LEAVE TOWN.
857
00:34:05,711 --> 00:34:07,579
HE'S A FRAUD,
BUT HE DIDN'T KILL DEREK.
858
00:34:09,315 --> 00:34:11,117
DOES FREEZING WINE
MAKE IT GO BAD?
859
00:34:11,150 --> 00:34:14,153
NO, BUT FREEZING THE BOTTLE
ALSO FREEZES THE CORK,
860
00:34:14,186 --> 00:34:16,588
WHICH CAN SHIFT AND BREAK
THE SEAL, LETTING AIR IN,
861
00:34:16,622 --> 00:34:19,125
OXIDIZES IT,
AND THEN TURNS IT INTO VINEGAR.
862
00:34:19,158 --> 00:34:20,392
WHAT?
863
00:34:20,426 --> 00:34:22,261
DID YOU MESS UP
A BOTTLE OF WINE YOU BOUGHT
864
00:34:22,294 --> 00:34:23,395
TO CELEBRATE
CALLIE'S NEW JOB?
865
00:34:23,429 --> 00:34:25,231
WHAT? OH, NO.
THAT JOB FELL THROUGH.
866
00:34:25,264 --> 00:34:27,133
SHE'S KIND OF
HITTING A WALL.
867
00:34:27,166 --> 00:34:30,302
THINK YOU CAN MAKE A FEW CALLS?
YOU KNOW? QUIETLY?
868
00:34:30,336 --> 00:34:32,104
I'M GONNA TAKE A WILD GUESS
869
00:34:32,138 --> 00:34:34,406
AND GUESS THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT
SHE ASKED YOU NOT TO ASK ME.
870
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:35,741
YOU KNOW
HOW PROUD SHE IS.
871
00:34:35,774 --> 00:34:37,376
SO YOU WENT
BEHIND HER BACK, HUH?
872
00:34:37,409 --> 00:34:38,677
IT'S LIKE
YOU'RE ALREADY MARRIED.
873
00:34:40,446 --> 00:34:41,880
Callie:
SO, EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE ALL
THIS EVIDENCE AGAINST OBERMAN,
874
00:34:41,913 --> 00:34:43,415
YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH
TO HOLD HIM?
875
00:34:43,449 --> 00:34:45,651
NO, AND IF OBERMAN
DIDN'T KILL DEREK,
876
00:34:45,684 --> 00:34:47,719
THEN SOMEONE WENT TO
A LOT OF TROUBLE TO MAKE
IT LOOK LIKE HE DID.
877
00:34:47,753 --> 00:34:49,321
WOW -- YOU'D HAVE TO BE
PRETTY PARANOID
878
00:34:49,355 --> 00:34:51,257
TO FEEL THE NEED TO FRAME
A CONSPIRACY THEORIST.
879
00:34:51,290 --> 00:34:52,591
MM-HMM.
880
00:34:52,624 --> 00:34:54,126
PARMESAN REGGIANO?
881
00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:56,295
[ Muffled ]
OH, I COULDN'T POSSIBLY.
882
00:34:56,328 --> 00:34:57,663
MMM.
883
00:34:59,398 --> 00:35:01,600
YOU GONNA EAT THAT
OR DATE IT?
884
00:35:01,633 --> 00:35:03,135
WHAT? N-NO. UM...
885
00:35:03,169 --> 00:35:04,570
CAN I SEE WHAT YOU USE
TO CUT THESE WITH?
886
00:35:04,603 --> 00:35:06,538
YEAH.
IT'S CALLED A CHEESE TRIER.
887
00:35:06,572 --> 00:35:08,574
WINE-AND-CHEESE ENTHUSIASTS
HAVE THEM.
888
00:35:08,607 --> 00:35:10,576
THE BEST ONES COME
FROM THE OLD COUNTRY.
889
00:35:10,609 --> 00:35:12,844
THEY CAN BE VERY EXPENSIVE
AND QUITE COLLECTIBLE.
890
00:35:13,879 --> 00:35:14,846
THANKS.
891
00:35:18,484 --> 00:35:20,319
CHECKED
ALL STELLA'S CREDIT CARDS.
892
00:35:20,352 --> 00:35:22,788
STILL NO EVIDENCE SHE EVER
BOUGHT A STUN GUN OR A TASER.
893
00:35:22,821 --> 00:35:24,623
I DID FIND
THIS, THOUGH --
894
00:35:24,656 --> 00:35:26,758
HAPPY HOUR AT HANABY'S
THE DAY BEFORE DEREK DIED.
895
00:35:26,792 --> 00:35:28,894
A COUPLE MARGARITAS,
A LOT OF SHOTS.
896
00:35:28,927 --> 00:35:30,696
WELL, SHE WAS EITHER
GETTING REAL HAPPY
897
00:35:30,729 --> 00:35:32,398
OR SHE MET WITH SOMEONE.
898
00:35:32,431 --> 00:35:34,200
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
SO I CALLED IN THE VIDEO.
899
00:35:35,734 --> 00:35:38,204
WOW. LOOKS LIKE
THEY BURIED THE HATCHET.
900
00:35:38,237 --> 00:35:39,605
THEN THEY BURIED
THIS IN DEREK.
901
00:35:39,638 --> 00:35:41,173
YOU WERE RIGHT.
902
00:35:41,207 --> 00:35:42,508
LUMINOL ON DEREK'S
ANTIQUE CHEESE TRIER SHOWS
903
00:35:42,541 --> 00:35:44,510
IT HAS HUMAN DNA ON IT.
904
00:35:44,543 --> 00:35:46,478
I'M GUESSING DEREK'S,
SINCE THE BLADE MATCHES
905
00:35:46,512 --> 00:35:48,314
THE DIAMETER
OF THE HOLES ON HIS BODY.
906
00:35:48,347 --> 00:35:49,715
TECHS ARE STILL WORKING
ON THE HOUSE.
907
00:35:49,748 --> 00:35:52,818
SO STELLA EDITED DEREK'S WILL
BACK IN HER FAVOR,
908
00:35:52,851 --> 00:35:54,786
FAXED IT TO HIS ATTORNEY,
THEN KILLED HER HUSBAND
909
00:35:54,820 --> 00:35:56,355
SO NO ONE
COULD CHALLENGE IT.
910
00:35:56,388 --> 00:35:57,856
EXCEPT OBERMAN,
WHO HATED HER.
911
00:35:57,889 --> 00:36:00,526
SHE KNEW HE'D TIE DEREK'S MONEY
UP IN COURT FOR DECADES.
912
00:36:00,559 --> 00:36:01,960
SHE NEEDED
TO DISCREDIT HIM.
913
00:36:01,993 --> 00:36:04,230
SO SHE PUNCHED HOLES
IN HER HUSBAND'S BODY
914
00:36:04,263 --> 00:36:06,298
TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE
A FAKED ALIEN ABDUCTION
TO FRAME OBERMAN.
915
00:36:06,332 --> 00:36:09,201
SURE LOOKS THAT WAY,
DOESN'T IT?
916
00:36:15,006 --> 00:36:16,575
YOU LIED AGAIN, STELLA.
917
00:36:16,608 --> 00:36:19,345
YOU SAID
IT WAS OVER WITH SEAN.
918
00:36:19,378 --> 00:36:21,413
IT IS.
HE'S THE LIAR.
919
00:36:21,447 --> 00:36:22,981
YEAH --
THE DAY BEFORE DEREK DIED,
920
00:36:23,014 --> 00:36:25,317
YOU AND SEAN SHARED
A VERY HAPPY HOUR.
921
00:36:28,454 --> 00:36:29,788
FINE.
922
00:36:29,821 --> 00:36:31,823
I RAN INTO HIM
AFTER SPIN CLASS.
923
00:36:31,857 --> 00:36:33,425
HE APOLOGIZED
FOR BEING A JACKASS
924
00:36:33,459 --> 00:36:34,993
AND WANTED TO SHOW
THERE WERE NO HARD FEELINGS.
925
00:36:35,026 --> 00:36:38,264
SO YOU LET A PISSED-OFF EX-CON
BUY YOU A DRINK?
926
00:36:38,297 --> 00:36:39,598
WEREN'T YOU SCARED?
927
00:36:39,631 --> 00:36:41,667
OH, WAIT.
MAYBE NOT.
928
00:36:41,700 --> 00:36:44,370
BECAUSE, I'M GUESSING,
IF HE TRIED ANYTHING ON YOU,
929
00:36:44,403 --> 00:36:46,738
LIKE HE DID IN PORTLAND,
YOU WERE READY FOR HIM.
930
00:36:46,772 --> 00:36:48,206
LIKE WITH A TASER,
MAYBE?
931
00:36:49,808 --> 00:36:51,277
OH, JUST SO YOU KNOW,
WE'RE TURNING YOUR PLACE
932
00:36:51,310 --> 00:36:53,312
UPSIDE DOWN RIGHT NOW
LOOKING FOR A TASER.
933
00:36:53,345 --> 00:36:55,814
SO ANY HELP YOU CAN GIVE
US AT THIS POINT, STELLA,
CAN ONLY HELP YOU.
934
00:36:57,583 --> 00:36:59,518
HIDDEN IN A FALSE BOTTOM
OF MY UNDERWEAR DRAWER.
935
00:37:01,019 --> 00:37:04,356
DEREK BOUGHT IT FOR MY
PROTECTION AFTER WE GOT MARRIED.
936
00:37:04,390 --> 00:37:06,358
WELL, GIVEN IT WAS A TASER
THAT CAUSED THE HEART ATTACK
937
00:37:06,392 --> 00:37:08,660
THAT MURDERED YOUR HUSBAND,
I'D CALL THAT IRONIC.
938
00:37:08,694 --> 00:37:10,862
YOU THINK I KILLED DEREK
TO BE WITH STUPID SEAN?
939
00:37:10,896 --> 00:37:14,366
WELL, STUPID MAY NOT BE SEXY,
STELLA, BUT IT IS HELLA HANDY.
940
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:15,834
ESPECIALLY IF YOU NEED
SOMEONE TO HAUL
941
00:37:15,867 --> 00:37:17,736
YOUR DEAD HUSBAND'S FROZEN BODY
OUT OF YOUR WINE CELLAR,
942
00:37:17,769 --> 00:37:19,471
WHICH WE'RE TESTING
FOR BLOOD RIGHT NOW.
943
00:37:19,505 --> 00:37:21,807
SO, IS THERE ANYTHING
YOU WANT TO TELL ME
944
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:24,576
BEFORE WE PICK UP SEAN,
GET HIS VERSION?
945
00:37:24,610 --> 00:37:26,445
I SHOULD
SPEAK TO MY LAWYER.
946
00:37:26,478 --> 00:37:28,013
YEAH. MAYBE SO.
947
00:37:34,653 --> 00:37:36,388
TECH UNIT
WENT THROUGH HER BEDROOM.
948
00:37:36,422 --> 00:37:38,324
THE TASER WAS
RIGHT WHERE SHE SAID IT WAS.
949
00:37:38,357 --> 00:37:40,292
THING THROWS OFF
ABOUT 50,000 VOLTS
950
00:37:40,326 --> 00:37:41,760
AND LEAVES AN OBVIOUS WOUND
IN THE SKIN.
951
00:37:41,793 --> 00:37:43,795
UNLESS YOU BORE OUT THE WOUNDS
WITH A CHEESE TRIER...
952
00:37:43,829 --> 00:37:46,298
AND THEN YOU MAKE MORE HOLES
TO SIMULATE AN ABDUCTION.
953
00:37:46,332 --> 00:37:47,599
ANYTHING
IN THE WINE CELLAR?
954
00:37:47,633 --> 00:37:49,735
EVEN AFTER SOMEBODY TRIED
TO CLEAN IT UP,
955
00:37:49,768 --> 00:37:52,338
THERE WAS ENOUGH BLOOD
TO PROVE THAT DEREK
956
00:37:52,371 --> 00:37:54,340
WAS ALMOST CERTAINLY FROZEN
AND THEN CUT UP THERE,
957
00:37:54,373 --> 00:37:57,075
WHICH WE'LL CONFIRM
AFTER TESTING.
958
00:37:57,108 --> 00:37:58,477
WELL PLAYED, SIR.
959
00:37:58,510 --> 00:38:00,812
THE PRESS IS
ALL OVER STELLA'S ARREST.
960
00:38:00,846 --> 00:38:03,382
OH. I DIDN'T MEAN TO SUGGEST
THAT STELLA KILLED DEREK.
961
00:38:03,415 --> 00:38:05,451
WHAT? THEN WHY THE HELL
DID YOU ARREST HER?
962
00:38:05,484 --> 00:38:07,018
HAS ANYONE SEEN DANIEL?
963
00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:09,355
[ SCOFFS ]
964
00:38:13,124 --> 00:38:14,593
SWEET RIDE, HUH?
965
00:38:14,626 --> 00:38:15,894
WHAT ARE YOU --
STUPID?!
966
00:38:15,927 --> 00:38:17,463
WHY DON'T YOU JUST
SEND UP A FLARE?
967
00:38:17,496 --> 00:38:19,331
I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE
WITHOUT MY MONEY.
968
00:38:19,365 --> 00:38:20,031
FINE.
969
00:38:21,433 --> 00:38:24,836
DRIVE --
BEFORE ANYONE SEES US.
970
00:38:24,870 --> 00:38:27,739
RELAX. SHE GOT ARRESTED.
IT'S ALL OVER THE NEWS.
971
00:38:27,773 --> 00:38:29,808
HEY. I'M THE ONE WHO TOOK
ALL THE RISK, ALL RIGHT?
972
00:38:29,841 --> 00:38:31,810
SNEAKING INTO THE HOUSE,
TASERING THE FAT BASTARD,
973
00:38:31,843 --> 00:38:33,912
THEN HAULING HIS FROZEN ASS
OUT TO THE LAGOON.
974
00:38:33,945 --> 00:38:35,714
YEAH, AND I'M PAYING YOU
50 GRAND FOR IT,
975
00:38:35,747 --> 00:38:37,349
SO SHUT UP ABOUT IT.
976
00:38:38,717 --> 00:38:40,586
THAT'S $25,000
RIGHT THERE.
977
00:38:40,619 --> 00:38:42,521
THE BALANCE AND YOUR END
OF THE OLD MAN'S MONEY
978
00:38:42,554 --> 00:38:43,955
ONCE THE WILL
GOES THROUGH.
979
00:38:43,989 --> 00:38:45,857
YOU SURE SHE CAN'T
CHALLENGE THE WILL IN COURT?
980
00:38:45,891 --> 00:38:47,125
WHAT?
FROM DEATH ROW?
981
00:38:47,158 --> 00:38:48,927
FOR KILLING THE MAN
WHO WILLED IT?
982
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:51,497
YEAH, I'D LIKE TO SEE
HOW THAT WORKS OUT FOR HER.
983
00:38:51,530 --> 00:38:53,064
[ CHUCKLES ]
984
00:38:55,967 --> 00:38:57,603
[ ENGINE STOPS ]
985
00:38:57,636 --> 00:38:59,004
WHAT THE HELL?
986
00:39:06,945 --> 00:39:08,947
I JUST DROVE THIS THING
OFF THE LOT.
987
00:39:08,980 --> 00:39:10,982
IT'S DEAD.
988
00:39:14,019 --> 00:39:15,521
[ KNOCK ON WINDOW ]
989
00:39:15,554 --> 00:39:17,055
HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM.
990
00:39:17,923 --> 00:39:19,458
GOOD.
991
00:39:19,491 --> 00:39:20,926
HI.
992
00:39:20,959 --> 00:39:23,595
YOU CAN'T ARREST ME.
I WASN'T EVEN HERE. I WAS --
993
00:39:23,629 --> 00:39:25,897
COLORADO. YEAH, YOU SAID --
LIKE, ABOUT A MILLION TIMES.
994
00:39:25,931 --> 00:39:27,633
PLUS THE VIDEOTAPE YOU MADE SURE
THE MOTEL MANAGER GOT.
995
00:39:27,666 --> 00:39:28,734
YEAH, I GET IT.
996
00:39:28,767 --> 00:39:30,602
IT WAS A GOOD PLAN,
997
00:39:30,636 --> 00:39:32,938
ONE THAT ONLY A CONSPIRACY FREAK
LIKE YOU COULD COME UP WITH.
998
00:39:32,971 --> 00:39:34,540
FRAME STELLA
BY FRAMING YOURSELF
999
00:39:34,573 --> 00:39:36,007
SO THAT YOU COULD CHALLENGE
DEREK'S NEW WILL.
1000
00:39:36,041 --> 00:39:38,043
I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
1001
00:39:38,076 --> 00:39:39,978
YOUR BIG MISTAKE, THOUGH,
WAS THROWING IN WITH SEAN,
1002
00:39:40,011 --> 00:39:42,681
WHO, THROUGH HIS CRYOTHERAPY,
KNEW THAT DEREK HAD
1003
00:39:42,714 --> 00:39:45,183
A WINE CELLAR, A HOT WIFE,
AND A TASER TO PROTECT IT ALL,
1004
00:39:45,216 --> 00:39:47,653
BUT WHO LOWERED DEREK'S
WINE CELLAR TOO LOW TOO FAST
1005
00:39:47,686 --> 00:39:49,721
WHEN HE FROZE DEREK'S BODY
AND OXIDIZED
1006
00:39:49,755 --> 00:39:52,023
ABOUT A QUARTER-MILLION DOLLARS'
WORTH OF WINE.
1007
00:39:52,057 --> 00:39:54,493
[ Laughing ] PLUS,
IF THAT WASN'T STUPID ENOUGH,
1008
00:39:54,526 --> 00:39:57,463
HE REMEMBERED TO REPLACE
THE TASER BACK IN
STELLA'S SECRET SPOT
1009
00:39:57,496 --> 00:39:59,531
BUT FORGOT TO WIPE
HIS OWN PRINTS OFF IT FIRST.
1010
00:40:01,633 --> 00:40:03,735
AND I'M GONNA TAKE
A WILD GUESS
1011
00:40:03,769 --> 00:40:06,472
AND SAY THAT, DESPITE A BUNDLE
OF CASH IN THE BACKSEAT,
1012
00:40:06,505 --> 00:40:08,840
SEAN'S NOT ABOUT TO
TAKE A NEEDLE FOR YOU.
1013
00:40:08,874 --> 00:40:11,943
AND CONSPIRACY
TO COMMI MURDER,
WELL, THAT'S STILL MURDER.
1014
00:40:13,512 --> 00:40:16,047
YEAH. OKAY.
SURE, YEAH. GO FOR IT.
1015
00:40:16,081 --> 00:40:18,016
NO. BE MY GUEST.
1016
00:40:19,050 --> 00:40:20,185
[ GUNS COCK ]
1017
00:40:25,691 --> 00:40:27,593
OKAY,
THAT WAS STRANGE.
1018
00:40:27,626 --> 00:40:29,027
OUT OF THE BLUE,
1019
00:40:29,060 --> 00:40:31,997
THE E.R. IN PORT ST. LUCIE
CALLS ME FOR AN INTERVIEW.
1020
00:40:32,030 --> 00:40:34,232
REALLY?
THAT'S -- THAT'S GREAT.
1021
00:40:34,265 --> 00:40:36,935
YEAH, EXCEPT I NEVER
SENT IN MY RéSUMé.
1022
00:40:36,968 --> 00:40:39,971
WELL, MAYBE ONE OF
YOUR COWORKERS PUT IN
A GOOD WORD FOR YOU.
1023
00:40:40,005 --> 00:40:42,173
OR MAYBE ONE OF YOURS.
1024
00:40:45,844 --> 00:40:46,945
OKAY, LOOK.
1025
00:40:46,978 --> 00:40:50,482
I KNOW YOU CAN GET A JOB
ON YOUR OWN,
1026
00:40:50,516 --> 00:40:52,984
JUST LIKE YOU RAISED JEFF
ON YOUR OWN.
1027
00:40:53,018 --> 00:40:55,120
LIKE YOU HELD TWO JOBS
ON YOUR OWN,
1028
00:40:55,153 --> 00:40:58,123
LIKE YOU WERE ABLE
TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO DO
MED SCHOOL ON YOUR OWN.
1029
00:40:58,156 --> 00:41:01,793
YOU KNOW, BECAUSE UP TILL NOW,
YOU'VE BEEN ON YOUR OWN.
1030
00:41:01,827 --> 00:41:03,862
BUT, CAL...
1031
00:41:03,895 --> 00:41:05,997
YOU'RE NOT ON YOUR OWN
ANYMORE.
1032
00:41:09,701 --> 00:41:11,637
OKAY, FINE.
YOU'RE OFF THE HOOK.
1033
00:41:11,670 --> 00:41:13,138
REALLY?
[ CHUCKLES ]
1034
00:41:13,171 --> 00:41:14,205
WOW. THAT WAS EASY.
1035
00:41:14,239 --> 00:41:16,074
[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]
1036
00:41:17,943 --> 00:41:21,613
DO YOU THINK
WE'RE REALLY ALONE?
1037
00:41:21,647 --> 00:41:22,848
I DON'T KNOW.
1038
00:41:22,881 --> 00:41:24,082
ACCORDING TO DANIEL,
1039
00:41:24,115 --> 00:41:26,084
WITH BILLIONS AND BILLIONS
OF GALAXIES,
1040
00:41:26,117 --> 00:41:27,853
IT'S A MATHEMATICAL
IMPOSSIBILITY
1041
00:41:27,886 --> 00:41:31,222
THERE ISN'T SOMETHING --
OR SOMEON -- OUT THERE.
1042
00:41:31,256 --> 00:41:32,758
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
1043
00:41:32,791 --> 00:41:35,527
OOH. GOOD THING
THERE'S SOMEONE OUT THERE.
1044
00:41:35,561 --> 00:41:37,095
BAMBOO PALACE!
YEAH.
1045
00:41:37,128 --> 00:41:38,063
I'M STARVING!
1046
00:42:02,588 --> 00:42:06,157
26 BUCKS AND NO DISHES?
I'M ALL OVER THAT.
1047
00:42:08,359 --> 00:42:10,095
YOU OKAY?
1048
00:42:11,262 --> 00:42:12,197
WHAT?
1049
00:42:12,230 --> 00:42:14,332
YEAH.
[ CHUCKLES ]
1050
00:42:14,365 --> 00:42:15,834
LONG DAY.
1051
00:42:15,867 --> 00:42:17,135
[ CHUCKLES ]
1052
00:42:17,168 --> 00:42:18,336
HEY, DO YOU MIND
IF WE EAT INSIDE?
1053
00:42:18,369 --> 00:42:19,905
THE MOSQUITOS
ARE KILLING ME.
1054
00:42:19,938 --> 00:42:23,074
YEAH. SURE.
UH, I'LL BE IN IN A MINUTE.
1055
00:42:27,746 --> 00:42:28,714
[ CHUCKLES ]
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