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Previously on

Resident Alien...

Real Harry killed Sam.

He was a bad man.

I'm producing

a documentary

where experiencers

share their stories.

Would you be interested

in participating?

Oh, I couldn't.

There's a secret base

in Wyoming.

If they took your alien baby,

that's where it would be.

No!

Please, save my son.

All right, here we go.

Let's roll, please.

I'm Mike Richardson,

and I'm CEO

of Dark Horse Media.

I grew up in

Milwaukie, Oregon,

which is a suburb of Portland.

Every neighborhood

in those days had a small,

little neighborhood

grocery store,

and my mom used to

send me down

for nonessential things,

like bread and milk,

things that you just

picked up on the fly.

My friend Duke lived

about two houses up Edison,

on the opposite side

of the street.

I hopped on my bike.

Duke joined me.

And we rode down to the store,

which was located on 30th.

On the way back,

at the bottom of 34th,

we looked up in the sky,

and there's this

big disc there,

about the size of my fist,

up in the sky.

And it was

perfectly round, silent.

Um, the outside was spinning.

The center was stationary.

It was probably up in the air

about 60 to 100 feet.

And we just got off our bikes

and stood there

and watched it for a while.

You know, I tend to be

a skeptic.

I need to find

a logical reason

for these things.

But this is something

I can't really explain.

I don't... I have no idea

what it... what it was.

I can only say what it is,

and it seems to be consistent

with our conception

of what a flying saucer is.

What'd that thing

ever do to you?

It's probably got a family,

little baby sliders

running around,

looking for their daddy.

Stop!

You're gonna make me choke.

I need to see Harry soon.

He just got back from a...

Medical convention.

So did you take a look at

that apartment I sent to you?

It's tiny.

Hello, it's got a hot tub.

Yeah, and no bedrooms,

with, like, a pullout couch

and a wooden chair.

And a floor.

Okay.

Oh, shit.

God, I thought

she wasn't

working today.

Shit, shit.

Hey.

Sup, Cheese?

So I just found out that

I'm a few credits short

for my science elective.

And I was... I was wondering

if I could maybe have

my old job at the clinic back.

Yeah, sure.

Um, we could use the help.

You could start right away.

Okay. I'll see you later,

Cheese.

See ya.

Cheese?

It's a long story.

Got nothing to do with cheese.

Mmm. Just Harry,

eager to tell me about

the medical convention.

Oh! Excuse me.

Gosh, he is just

really excited about medicine.

First,

you need to know that

our people are not coming

to kill everyone.

Why are they not coming?

Because it's too dangerous.

There is an alien race

that's planning

to take over the Earth.

They're here, Harry.

What alien race?

You must be careful.

It's the Greys.

They've learned

how to live on this planet,

and they have

mastered hybridization.

There are Grey human hybrids

all over the Earth.

And they're planning on

taking over,

and they will succeed.

I was there.

I failed to protect the Earth,

and I watched it die.

And there is only one person

who may have the resources

to stop the Greys,

an Air Force general

named Eleanor McCallister.

But I killed her.

Do not make the same mistake.

She may be Earth's only hope.

Oh.

Also, I'm you from the future.

This is some crazy shit.

Do all alien babies

on your planet do this?

No.

My Moesha is special.

Moesha?

You don't like it?

I'm trying out names.

Brad.

Hey!

Do not drink the toilet water,

Jebidiah!

Okay, what did Goliath say?

Hybridized half-Grey,

half-human?

The Greys,

they are too spindly

to spend too much time

in Earth's atmosphere.

So developing hybrids

to take over the Earth,

that makes sense.

At least tell me

you didn't kill that general.

No, I got the message in time.

I can hear you drinking!

I did not kill her.

Good. At least there's hope.

Okay, now we could

work with her,

and then you could get rid

of these Grey things.

I will not work with her.

She is my enemy.

You heard Goliath.

He tried to stop the Greys.

He failed. He is me.

So if I try, I will fail.

You are not a failure.

You have to do something.

You can't just

let the Grey aliens

take over the Earth.

It is worse than failure.

It is future failure.

It is guaranteed.

Well, I'll never get

that image out of my head.

Okay, you're not gonna help

the general save the world?

Then what?

What are you going to do?

I will do what

human failures do.

I will ignore my horrible life

by being a parent

and passing my resentments

on to my children.

"Children"?

Can you keep it down?

I am sleeping.

I adopted

the Alien Tracker's

son, Robert.

Do not slam that door!

You are not sleeping

this day away!

I'm signing you up

for soccer practice.

Hey.

Hey, I know new budget's

going in soon,

so I came by to see if

there were any updates

on my requests.

Requests, yes.

Let's see here, new pens.

Well, that's not it.

Oh, here it is.

Eight additional deputies,

four more patrol cars,

and body cams for everyone,

including Cletus.

Well, of course Cletus,

'cause you know

he got a temper on him,

so if he roughs somebody up,

we need to know about it.

Seems like a lot.

This is the bare minimum.

Hell, when we get

that resort built,

we gonna need

a new prison just

for the prostitutes alone.

As a matter of fact,

go ahead and put

"hooker jail"

on that list for me.

Although, to be honest,

I'm not sure if that's

the proper term anymore.

It's probably

"sex worker jail."

You can put that down there

'cause you know hookers,

they love to use

that modern terminology.

And I want to be

as respectful as I can

to all them hard-working hoes

out there.

Look, about the resort.

I'm no longer

gonna support it.

What?

I think

I was just so caught up

in trying to rebrand Patience

away from being a murder town

that I...

forgot how much I love it.

I don't want it to change.

Look, I don't expect you

to understand.

I understand,

if we don't get this resort,

there's gonna be riots, okay?

So now I need 30 officers.

I need nine cars.

And I need a damn tank.

Okay.

Well, I can give you

one more deputy and...

this Hot Wheels car

Max left in my office.

You got one of them

loop-de-loop things

for it to go on,

but you gotta make sure

it goes fast enough or else

it don't get past

the loop-de-loop?

I can bring you one from home.

I'll take it.

I discovered

my breastfeeding bra

did not work

for feeding the baby.

I kept draining

the teats myself.

Ten hamburgers.

Hope the monster

baby's hungry.

Hello, Harry.

My name is Joseph.

I do not care.

You are a Grey.

I will call you "Dickhead."

We may be enemies,

but I think we can be

professional about this.

I know you are,

but what am I?

What?

We've made a deal

with your people.

They have conceded

the Earth to us.

We get the planet,

we let you go home.

There's an escape pod

up on the mountain for you.

It will take you

to your planet.

I'll text you the coordinates.

You can be on your way.

I do not like to give out

my phone number.

We already have it.

The Greys

have my phone number?

How did you get it?

I don't know.

Probably the phone company.

That is impossible.

They do not give away

that information.

Grey aliens

are pretty powerful.

Not powerful enough to get

somebody's phone number

from the phone number company

unless they say,

"Yeah, okay,

give them

my phone number."

I think we are.

I do not like it.

Well, I'm texting you anyway.

Do not do it.

Just write it down.

I don't have a pen.

Fine. Text it.

You do not

share my number,

do you?

'Cause I do not want

all those spam calls.

I don't think we do that.

Okay, good, 'cause...

good.

I still do not think

that the phone company

gave you my phone number.

Okay, fine,

I went to your clinic

and pretended

I was one of your patients.

One of your nurses

gave me your number.

Ellen?

Yeah, that sounds right.

That one? Her? Her?

Yeah, that's her.

God! She's the worst.

She is horrible.

She steals food

from my office!

Why don't you just

lock your door?

Because then it's complicated.

It's... I have to carry a key.

I get that.

You fall

on your keys one time,

and you start

making different plans.

Well, there you go.

Good luck.

Dickhead says "what?"

What?

Chicken butt.

Jackass.

I can go home.

I'm not paying

for this food!

There's a fly in my pie!

How does it feel?

So I know you've had

many encounters.

I understand you were able

to record one of them?

There was one time that

I did record the encounter.

It was actually just recently,

New Year's Eve.

So this was right

over top of the ocean.

The new year had just

kicked off, midnight,

and there were

two floating orbs

right over top of the city.

When we... zoom in on these,

you can actually see

that they are changing shape.

Anytime you look up

to the skies,

there's stuff going on there

if you really

look hard enough.

McCALLISTER: This base

has been compromised.

We're moving everything

to Farmington 5.

That base hasn't

been used in years.

Then we'll have

plenty of room.

Yes, ma'am.

There's something else.

They may have had some help

on the inside too.

He went straight

for the safe.

Every guard is accounted for

after the breach,

except for that one.

McCALLISTER: Well, looks like

we have our mole.

Find him.

And bring me

Peter Bach's hard drive.

I can't.

It's gone.

That information

is fully encrypted.

If anyone so much as plugs in

that drive, we'll know it.

And when they do,

I want you to grab everyone

within 200 yards of it.

Yes, ma'am.

WOMAN ON TV:

Cunningham says he hikes

this canyon every morning.

Hey, been getting

some complaints

about a suspicious black van

parked on

the sidewalk downtown.

WOMAN ON TV:

The vehicle was

still smoldering.

You all

right there,

Deputy?

It's in that spot that

the SUV went off the road.

Authorities said

the driver lost control,

sending him over the edge.

The driver died

in the ensuing fire.

The name of the deceased

has been released,

a man named Peter Bach.

Back to you.

Oh.

Oh, no.

Deputy, I'm sorry.

That's terrible.

I knew he was

onto something.

He got too close.

They killed him.

Wait, wait.

Hold on, Deputy.

Now, this is just

a car accident.

It was no accident.

He was murdered.

Where did you say

that, uh, abandoned van was?

I knew it.

This is Peter Bach's van.

The keys are still in it.

Doesn't mean

something shady

was going on.

It doesn't make sense.

I checked CCTV

from the bank

and saw Peter

drive this exact van

out of town last night.

Then he dies in an SUV

and the van

ends up back here?

It's very shady.

You know, there's an old

saying about a turtle.

Of course there is.

It goes, "If you want to read

something into a situation,

"it will become

whatever you want it

to be."

What does that have to do

with a turtle?

I don't know.

I forget the turtle part.

But the point is,

is that you tend to,

you know,

believe in a bunch

of conspiracy theories.

You're the one who says

the moon is manmade.

That's not a theory.

That's a fact.

I mean, each crater's

the same depth.

The damn thing rings

like a gong when you hit it.

You can't even

see the other side.

Shit, they probably got

an Arby's over there.

Maybe even a strip club,

full with moon titties.

You're right.

Probably all in my head

for, you know, this bit.

Why don't you go

and do the next call,

and I'll wait here for Ernie

and make sure

this gets to the tow yard?

It's a solid plan, Deputy.

Thank you, sir.

Divide and conquer.

That is a shit ton of drywall.

Divide and conquer, Deputy.

You are going to love

my home planet.

Unfortunately,

you are too old to be tested

in the punishing

ice wind desert.

But we can take a field trip,

and I can bury you

up to your neck in the dirt

and kick you in the head.

Rip off your eyelids.

They grow back.

Son!

We need to have

a family meeting.

I'm not

your son,

and I am not

part of your family.

I read that young boys

can be difficult.

I'm 28.

I'm gonna put you

in a timeout.

Okay?

I've been offered

an exciting new opportunity,

so we are moving.

I am bringing you and Merle

to my home planet.

You will like my planet.

We do not have soccer,

but we have a game

that is like football.

But there's no ball.

And you cannot

use your feet.

It's fighting to the death.

So fun.

You know what?

You can use your feet.

I'm not going

anywhere with you.

I need to...

I need to go back to my life.

You have no life.

You would not have clothes

if I did not buy them for you.

You stole them out

of a Goodwill dumpster.

I threw in a dollar.

Look, thank you

for getting me

out of that prison,

but I... I have to go.

Wait.

If you are leaving,

I have something

I have to give to you.

What is it?

I promised your father

I would protect you.

This is technology

from my planet

that I no longer need

because I am leaving.

What does it do?

Humans cannot

control the energy,

but it will keep you

from dying.

It also keeps hot drinks hot.

Let me just paint the scene.

Um... We have a balcony

that's south-facing.

And all of a sudden,

there's a blackout

in our building.

I step outside on my balcony,

and all of a sudden,

out of the corner of my eye,

I see these three dots

of white-ish, yellow lights,

zooming along

in a triangle formation.

There's no sound whatsoever.

Entire thing was

about three, four seconds.

I see this thing,

after the blackout happens.

Is that what caused it?

I don't know.

But it freaked me out.

That incident

really spooked me out.

Honey?

You okay?

What are you doing?

Why am I in the kitchen?

Oh, honey,

you were sleepwalking again.

Oh, my God, that is so weird.

I was having

that same dream again.

I was in bed.

My whole family was there.

And now, suddenly, I'm here.

Next time,

don't wake me up until

I've finished the dishes.

Oh, sweetie.

Come to bed.

Hello, stink!

Your nicknames

are getting lazy.

Listen, I...

I drew a picture

of myself for you,

since you've never seen

what I look like as a human.

This is what you look like?

Yes.

It is a perfect likeness.

Are you impressed

with my skill?

Uh, yeah.

You know, you don't usually

give me gifts.

Except for that

hunting T-shirt

with the bullseye on it.

I am doing what humans call

a goodbye tour.

Me and the alien baby

are going home to my planet.

And we are leaving

here forever.

No, you're not.

You care about me

way too much to leave.

What? I do not!

You just drew me a picture.

You only do that

for someone you love.

I only drew that

because I'm an artist

and I want to share my gift

with the world.

You drew a stick figure.

This looks nothing like you.

How dare you body shame me.

That is my goal weight.

Are you saying I'm fat?

Whatever.

I gotta go home. See you soon.

I will see you never!

I am not fat.

I am thick.

All bodies are beautiful,

except yours,

you squirrel-necked dick.

Funny story.

Uh, Ernie just called.

He said

he came to pick up the van,

but when he got there,

it wasn't there.

And neither were you.

Oh, right!

The other guy

came to pick it up.

Ned, I think?

And he was gonna drop me

straight here,

but then we ended up

getting a burger.

Um... And then he thought

it was a date,

so I told him I was married,

and he said so is he.

And, um, the thing is,

his wife Madeline has this

don't-ask-don't-tell policy

ever since she made out with

her college roommate Heather

at their 15th reunion.

They went to Brandeis.

Your lies have gotten

very specific.

Fine, I took it.

I'm sorry,

you say you took the van?

You mean you stole the van.

Yep.

You're an officer of the law.

His death was no accident.

The van is safe in my garage.

Listen to me,

I want you to get that van

to the impound immediately.

Impound immediately, Deputy.

You know what?

This is what you do.

Your dad even said.

You run away from everything

that takes you

out of your comfort zone.

I'm trying to be your friend.

A real friend would trust me

and have my back.

I'm keeping the van.

Wh... No, no, wait, wait, no.

A real friend wouldn't

make their friends

come visit them in jail

and they have to go through

a cavity search

to make sure they don't have

a knife up their ass

to try to break you

out of there.

And everybody knows

a knife in the ass

can feel a little slice-y.

Well, I think I, like,

kind of jokingly posted

on Facebook, like,

"We went camping this weekend,

and we may have seen a UFO."

'Cause at first,

we're trying to play

process of elimination,

'cause it could have been

a plane, it could have been...

but its movement was just

way too erratic.

It couldn't have

been those things.

So it just, like,

kind of looked like

that bright white-ish light.

The mountain ridge was, like,

there, and it was, like...

This is an alien.

And therefore,

don't look at it.

Don't take your phone out

'cause they're gonna

come get you.

Come get us.

They're gonna take our phones.

Yeah.

And then it got weird.

Hello, Asta!

If you are watching this

right now,

then I'm already in space.

I definitely said

goodbye to you,

but you probably

did not hear me

because you were reading

a dresses magazine.

Uh...

Max told me you have Baby.

"Baby"?

No, his name is Chaz.

Baby!

I thought

I'd never see you again.

Thank. You.

You help me.

You helped me.

I didn't think

I'd be able to raise

a human hybrid alien baby

toddler boy,

but I did.

I feel like

I'm a different person

since I met you.

Look, this door is open.

It's good for

going out of houses.

I know you're going

on a long trip.

I got you this.

I stitched a hijab on her head

so you will remember me.

And I got you

healthy snacks.

Remember,

eating live birds is bad

for your cholesterol.

Goodbye, Baby.

Goodbye, Mama.

My people

always thought

that modern humans

hated aliens

and saw them as their enemy.

It appears that Asta

is not the only human

who can care about a being

so different from themselves.

And I got snacks for you too.

You can't name him Chaz.

He is significant.

Extraordinary.

He is the bridge

between your people and mine.

And his name

should reflect that.

I will name you...

"Bridget."

Come to Papa, Bridget.

Now go take off

this monkey suit.

You look stupid.

Are you Olivia Baker?

Yeah, that's me.

We're looking

for a stolen van.

We've been asking around,

and one of your neighbors

said they saw you driving

a van into your garage.

Well, my neighbors are liars,

and they throw their dog poop

in my garbage can.

Then you won't mind

if we take a look at inside?

Hi, hon.

Two.

Everything okay, officers?

You care to pull up a chair?

We're following up on reports

of a stolen van

being parked here.

But there doesn't seem

to be one.

No, there doesn't.

Hmm.

Well, sorry to disappoint you,

but the only borderline

criminal activity

going on around here is me

taking this gentleman's

life savings away.

He's not wrong about that.

Either of you two

have 20 bucks I can borrow?

Sorry about this.

We were obviously

given some bad intel.

You're from Braddock, right?

Hey, do me a favor.

You make sure

you tell Lieutenant Meegan

that Sheriff Mike says

he still owes him $30

from last month's poker game.

We'll tell him.

Thank you.

What's happening?

After we talked

yesterday,

I took a look

at the CCTV feed,

and that van was driven

into Patience at 1:30 a.m.,

three hours

after Peter Bach died.

So, Deputy, you're right,

there's some shady shit

going on here.

Where's the van?

Don't worry.

It's on the rez. It's safe.

Thank you.

Thank you for believing me.

And I'm sorry

you had to break the law

to lie to the police.

Don't be sorry

because I didn't.

Those two,

they weren't real cops.

There's no Lieutenant Meegan

in Braddock.

Oh, my God.

So now I need you

to tell me who you think

they really were.

If you say something

about aliens...

well, maybe this time

I'll listen.

My people do not have

a word for failure.

They lost the planet

to the Greys,

but there is no failure.

There is just moving forward

and attempting

to save a different planet.

My people may not know

the word "failure,"

but I do.

I do not know

if the general can save

this beautiful planet.

It does not matter.

I can do nothing.

I am Goliath,

and I know that if I stay,

I will fail to save it.

All I have left is my baby.

I must protect him

and bring him home.

I did not care about the baby

when I first saw it.

I considered eating it

more than once.

It would be tasty.

But I have gotten to a place

all humans get to eventually.

I no longer

want to eat my baby.

Bridget needs me.

And he is so cute

when he sleeps

and sucks on

one of his four thumbs.

I do not even mind

cleaning his poop.

Oh.

The angry girl

is not the only one

who has been changed

by the baby.

I have been changed too.

That is why Goliath

gave you to me.

I am different now.

And I do not have to fail.

I am not Goliath.

Oh!

You forgot your snacks!

I'll eat them for you.

So from the mountains,

I see, like, this red light,

like, starting to, like,

come up in an arc.

And it met

where the white light was

and then just,

like, disappeared.

So it was, like, a rendezvous.

Can I ask you something?

Sure.

I've got this

winter formal thing coming up.

Mmm.

My mom bought me a dress.

What do you think?

Um...

It's...

It's awful.

I'm sorry.

My mom sucks at this.

No, it's not

your mom's fault.

A dress like that would

look great on some people.

It's just, our skin tone,

it's totally draining.

Yeah, I know.

I tried to tell her.

Um...

Maybe you can

help me find one?

Really?

Can you come with me

to that new vintage store?

Help look?

Uh, yeah.

I haven't been there yet.

Is it... Is it good?

It's so good.

Um, I also already

checked your schedule,

so I know

you don't work tomorrow.

Oh.

3:00?

Okay, sure.

I'll be there.

Great.

Jay?

Yeah.

Really, I'll be there.

I know you will.

D'Arcy: Sorry, I left

some stuff in here.

Don't worry about it.

I should have known

they weren't Asta's

when they were left

in a neat pile.

I threw them in here.

Thanks.

If you want to

clean Asta's room,

I'm fine with that.

No, I'm okay.

Thought I'd give it a shot.

I spooned you

from my heart

What's this?

Could use this.

Thanks, Asta.

Aha, aha

To haunt me in this place

Speak with what you've left

A thing you've never been

I see a me in you

No.

No, no.

Asta!

I thought I was never

gonna see you again.

I thought the Greys left you

an escape pod

and you were going home.

Why would you think that?

The Greys left me

an escape pod,

so I'm finally going home.

I did not leave.

I sent the baby alone.

That's great.

So you're gonna try

and help save the Earth?

I will try.

But I had to protect Bridget,

so I sent him... home.

Bridget.

That's what you settled on.

It's nice.

I miss him so much!

Harry.

The human connection

to a child,

it is powerful.

Yeah.

Someday...

you and Jay will

be together again.

And it will feel

very nice for you.

Thank you.

You want to tell me

why you have what I assume

is the botulinum toxin

that killed Sam?

Where did you get that?

This is it, huh?

This is your big secret.

Harry killed Sam.

And you're covering for him.

Why?

It's not like that.

You have to trust me.

Trust you?

You have been

lying to me for a year.

You don't trust me.

But you trust

some random-ass weirdo

who just eats pizza

all goddamn day,

and I guess is a murderer?

Do you have...

Do you have any idea

what that does to me?

No, you're the one person

that makes sense to me

in this whole world,

and without you, I am nothing.

You're a mess.

Just tell me.

Tell me what's

going on right now.

I can't.

I'm sorry, I can't.

Go get an apartment

with somebody else.

D'Arce, come on.

D'Arce...

No, let me go!

I can't do this.

I'm done.

I can't be friends with you.

Not if you lie to me.

D'Arcy, no! No!

Please, look, everything's

gonna be okay, okay?

I promise.

You're my best friend.

Am I?

Please.

D'Arcy: 'Cause

it was supposed to be

you and me against the world.

You and me.

And I would do anything

for you, and you know that.

But you don't need me!

No, of course I need you.

Please...

That's my secret.

You're a dinosaur.

What? No.

Well...

Thank God.

Oh!

This is your big secret?

Yeah.

No, no,

I'm not a dinosaur.

I'm an alien.

Whatever.

Same thing.

Oh, my God,

of course you didn't tell me.

This makes total sense now.

Yeah, yeah, okay.

Dinosaur?

I was so afraid.

Have you ever seen a dino...

I've seen dinosaurs.

I'm so relieved.

You are?

Dinosaurs are

not even alive anymore.

Just don't cut me out.

Hello?

Ever.

Again, you gotta tell me

everything, all right?

Of course, I will.

This alien

doesn't have pants,

and you don't

seem to notice.

Yeah, I don't care

about that anymore.

We're good.

Okay.

These connections

between humans

tie them together

and give them strength.

Humans are stronger

when they have support

from someone they care about.

There's that type

that have told me,

you know,

after sharing my experience,

things like, "I believe that

you believe what you saw."

Do you believe

that you saw a UFO?

I mean, I mentioned

that I saw something...

...but then my teacher

uh, didn't believe me,

and so I just pretended

that he was right

and never mentioned it again.

You know,

this world that we live in

is a lot more unconventional

than we think,

and there's bizarre phenomenon

happening out there to people

that's real.

What would you say

to your teacher now?

Sorry.

I'll do this, okay.

I believe in aliens.

I didn't think I was gonna

get emotional, sorry.

Humans create

strong bonds.

They have to for survival.

I forgive it all

I forgive it all

It is no surprise

humans seek strength

from one another.

So they don't feel so alone

in this scary life.

Sheriff's deputy,

Merrimack County,

New Hampshire?

Before that,

eight years Army Recon.

Impressive.

Thanks.

Trust me, I take my job

as Sheriff's deputy

very seriously.

I'm good at making sure

people don't step out of line.

That's what happened.

That tracks.

What about

the medical conferences?

No.

One was an alien convention,

and one was an alien baby.

What?

What is that?

You should go

to the bunker now.

The what?

It is a fallout shelter

for the end of the world.

The end of the what now?

Hey, this is why

I didn't tell you about it.

Take her, quick.

No, no...

Hey, what is happening?

Do not worry.

I have been

expecting them.

I will not

leave you this time.

Sorry, did you say

"the end of the world"?

It's fine.

The doors were unlocked.

I will send you a bill.

An enemy is someone

who stands

on the opposite side

of what you believe in.

Maybe when the goal

is as important

as saving the Earth,

there is no such thing

as an enemy.

You're him?

The one from the cage?

Yes.

Do you know why

I brought you here?

Yes.

McCALLISTER:

I don't think you do.

Do you want me

to take those off,

or do you want

to do it yourself?

I can just do it.

Idiots.

You want this?

Dismissed.

What is this place?

This?

It's nothing.

A quarter of a mile down,

there's a lot.

Hmm.

You owe me money

for my cabin doors.

A thumb goes up,

a car goes by

It's nearly 1:00 a.m.

and here am I hitchin' a ride

Hitchin' a ride

Gotta get me home

Do not be afraid.

Your baby is here too.

Ride, ride, ride

Hitchin' a ride

Ride, ride, ride

Hitchin' a ride

Ride, ride

Ride, ride

Ride, ride...