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Ladies, your radio
city show is in two days
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and you've sold no tickets?
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How is that possible?
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The reason that we're
not selling any tickets, pat,
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is because someone got us
boycotted by the gray Holland fan army.
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That's teens, moms, and gay
men. Who is left? Straight men?
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Pop music is not
for straight men.
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- No.
- No, no, it isn't.
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- But, dawn, the boycott...
- Has nothing to do with me.
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This is not gray Holland's baby.
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Okay, tiktok?
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I'm just a boring lady
who sat on her husband
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after a white lotus. Scott!
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Oh, my god.
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These are texts exchanged with
my wife the morning after conception.
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- You're not even in focus!
- From dawn.
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- I'm picturing it.
- Sir, you just...
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- You can't just walk up in here like that.
- "Not good." Oh! Sorry.
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Gray Holland could've cleared
the air himself if someone hadn't...
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Hadn't done the right thing?
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- You want to play the blame game?
- I do.
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Wickie, you booked us at radio
city on Thanksgiving, during a parade!
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You're a parade!
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Okay, okay.
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In tense moments, my tooth smartz
manual suggests employing the laugh pivot.
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- What are you gonna pivot to?
- I don't know, pat!
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♪ Gonna be famous 5eva
'cause 4eva's too short ♪
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♪ it's too short ♪
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♪ gonna be famous 3-gether
'cause that's one more than 2-gether ♪
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♪ gonna be famous 5eva
'cause 4eva's too short ♪
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♪ so, what are
you waiting five? ♪
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♪ Girls5eva ♪
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All that yelling reminded
me of my parents' divorce.
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"No, you take him, Craig!"
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Well, we've been on tour for six months.
I think we're a little sick of each other.
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- Your jaw clicks make me wanna choke you.
- Why's your mouth always open?
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- You're too pretty!
- Stop charging your vibrators in the Van.
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Why is that gray Holland
song your ringtone?
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Because it's my chewing.
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- Spam risk, you old so-and-so.
- This is the IRS...
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Hey, guys, listen.
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I really think that we can
still sell all these tickets. I do.
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And my sales training...
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- Oh, my god. Enough!
- This is not time for tooth smartz.
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This is time to show
your asshole on onlyfans!
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Recipient found.
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How did they find me inside?
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You know what, summer? Do
whatever you want to fix this.
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In fact, why don't we all
do our own thing for once?
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I have had enough of you
telling us what the moon is doing!
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- Quit pretending you don't know me!
- Stop charging your vibrators in the Van!
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You know what? Good luck!
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See you wangs at sound check!
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You pick out a name yet?
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No, and I'm recusing myself.
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I'm the one who picked
"Max" and it's too popular.
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Remember when I shouted,
"come here, Max!" At the airport
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and we brought a
different kid to Disneyland?
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Some other family
took me to France.
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If I gave you guys 100 bucks,
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would you name the baby
ridgewood crematorium?
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Looking to get a little
buzz for my new business.
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The right name is more
important than breastfeeding.
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"Lesley" set me back years.
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- Name one famous Lesley.
- Odom Jr.?
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- Stop.
- Nielsen. Moonves.
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Exactly. You can't.
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Meanwhile, Shakira
started life on third base.
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Shakira. She could sell
out radio city music hall.
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Why not get her to play with you,
then she and I could hook up afterwards?
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I don't know Shakira,
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but who else lives in New
York City that could sell tickets?
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I could probably
get grave digger.
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- Who?
- Not a "who." What.
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Grave digger's a monster truck. I
play poker with one of his drivers.
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What would it do?
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Spins, freestyle, dirt work.
Those people, they show up.
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The monster truck community
is cartoonishly bad with money.
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- Can't believe I'm considering this.
- Quiet on set!
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My life is music...
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And I don't do it for the
awards or for money.
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I do it for both.
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Come on. You're still
making this documentary?
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I'm on lights and snacks.
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I'm gonna pay off radio city by
using our greatest commodity.
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Me.
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Billie eilish got 25
million for her doc.
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I can wear sweatshirts
and have a brother.
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And who are you gonna
sell this to tomorrow?
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I have a pitch at the streamer
where summer hosted love is smells.
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Fifteen singles finding
love, using only smells.
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This is love is smells.
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Move over, sights,
sounds, and hands.
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Great.
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I guess I'll be the one to
fix our problems, like always.
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Nick, book grave digger.
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Okay, but just to be clear, the
driver I know is not Dennis Anderson.
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So don't go around telling people
we're getting Dennis Anderson.
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Girls5eva at radio city.
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Hey, you don't wanna see
your family on Thanksgiving?
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Girls5eva at radio city.
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Sir! What are you
doing tomorrow?
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Do you wanna buy tickets to
girls5eva at radio city music hall?
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- What is it?
- What? Girls5eva.
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"G" as in "girls5eva."
"I" as in "irls5eva."
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- "R" as in "rls5eva..."
- All seats available.
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Yeah. But we're
really, really good.
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Doesn't matter.
I can't flip these.
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Oh, are you like a...?
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I'm a secondary-market
liaison. It's all legal.
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Hey, you seem desperate.
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If you want, I can set
you up to flip better stuff.
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Show you how to pick hot
shows, manage a bot army,
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and my cut as your
mentor would only be 10%.
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Or I brush your hair.
We'll figure it out.
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It's easy money. Fully legal.
You could be your own boss.
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Easy money,
recruiting the desperate,
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weird mentors who take a cut...
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...being the boss of your own army,
saying it's legal too many times...
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Did I mention it's legal?
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Tickets are tooth smartz.
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I know how to
sell out radio city!
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Oh! Oh!
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Hi, hi, hi.
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Dawn. Performing tomorrow.
I know you're the money guy.
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But if we wanted to add
someone, or thing, to the bill,
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could you update the
marquee and the website?
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Probably.
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Okay. And how much dirt
does the stage accommodate?
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You know, for dirt work?
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I'll check.
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Fantastic. Okay.
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The hell are you doing?
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I'm banking everything
on booking grave digger.
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- You got Dennis Anderson?
- Well, no...
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What the hell help is that?
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Oh.
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Thank you.
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- Did you just skoink a rockette?
- She works here. I was getting intel.
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- Rockette was on your spreadsheet.
- It's called multitasking.
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Come on.
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You have no idea how easy
you've got it. It's all mapped out.
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Husband, kid one,
kid two, wait for death.
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I have way more
going on than that.
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We could get a bird...
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But I need to find out if
anyone beats Caroline.
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Who still wants me, by the way.
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I'm still paying for her
streamberry account.
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She's been watching our favorite
show, critter mouth with Dr. Bev.
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In spurts of five
to seven minutes.
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Dentistry, diddling...
I'm on the brain, dawn.
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Your brain should
be on this show!
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Ah! Oh, my god! You guys!
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I can fix everything.
It's all legal.
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I just need, like, $40,000.
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- What the hell is wrong with you?
- Get out of here!
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I'm finally ready to
admit this, due to bravery.
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I didn't grow up poor
enough to be interesting,
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or rich enough to be
a nepo baby, and yet...
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I'm still here.
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Fighting.
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I added avatar to
maximize searches.
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Very cool.
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At streamberry, we love
telling women's stories.
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That's wonderful to
hear, Brad, because...
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Wait, where's Brad?
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There's been a merger.
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I'm a Brad. These
two are both Jess.
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Look, things have been really
tight ever since the merger.
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No, no, please buy my doc.
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Come on, every female
artist has one of these.
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Eh... every famous
female artist.
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I mean, sure, if you were like a j.
Lo, a Beyoncé, even a Kate bush.
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What a comeback.
"Running up that hill."
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It's on stranger things,
she hits number one.
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- Can you do that?
- By tomorrow?
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I...
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Wait, where's new Brad?
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Restructuring. It's an
exciting time to be in TV.
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I'm Jess. These are brads.
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- So, what is this? Murder doc?
- Murder?
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- No, this is...
- Sorry. We're only buying murder.
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Watching real death is how
america relaxes and has fun.
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Do you have any true
crime? Because, boy, we at...
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Sploin plus would eat it up.
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Oh, come on.
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I am giving you what the
French call "sex magique."
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But you just want
the same old story
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about some lonely,
middle-aged, white weirdo
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who drives a Van and
killed a bunch of girls?
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Wickie, are you almost done?
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I have gymnastics at 4.
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Oh, yeah, we'd buy
that in a heartbeat.
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I got rehired after a
wonderful stint at Amazon.
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Give me two
hours, original Brad.
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What do you mean,
grave digger's out?
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- Honking the anthem at the lions game.
- You dodged a bullet.
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- You're better than a monster truck.
- I don't know that I am.
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Well, then fuck my opinion then!
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I am so sorry.
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I'm just really hormonal from
the sympathetic pregnancy.
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We're screwed, and I sure
as hell don't have $600,000.
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Wait, wait, wait. A truck driver
reading a seaplane catalog?
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He's a teamster.
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This is a set. There's gotta
be a famous around. I gotta go!
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Oh! Oh! Oh! Wait, wait.
You're somebody, right?
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- What do I know you from?
- Everything.
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I got an imdb page longer
than a wizard's beard.
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You're Richard kind!
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You're bing bong!
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- What are you doing tomorrow?
- Why?
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My girl group booked radio
city, we're making our comeback,
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and we haven't sold any tickets
because of a variety of reasons.
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Whoa, whoa. You got a list of
problems longer than a wizard's beard.
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I said that already.
What else is long?
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Cvs receipt?
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Cvs receipt. That's
funny. Pretend I said that.
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Can you do something at our show? I
could use someone to move the needle.
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No, no, no.
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I'm not a needle-mover,
and that's by design.
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I've spent the past 40 years
striking the perfect balance
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between constantly working
and never getting bugged in a deli.
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And another thing...
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Why would you say "another
thing," then take a big bite?
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I mistimed it. You overshot.
226
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Never chase the big time.
The big time is bad news.
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That's when the fighting
starts. People get desperate.
228
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Friends turn on each other.
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What you want is
the medium time.
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Never above number
five on the call sheet of life.
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That's happiness. Look at me.
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I work every day of my
life, doing what I love.
233
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Well, not today. Today I
had a doctor's appointment.
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I'm fine. And then I walk
by here, I see this spread,
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I put some tissue in my collar,
and I pretend like I'm working here.
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00:11:00,740 --> 00:11:02,346
What is this, anyway?
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Euphoria.
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00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:06,676
Did I guest on this show?
Ah, it doesn't matter.
239
00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:08,410
The important thing is...
240
00:11:09,040 --> 00:11:11,646
I don't have time
for this. Zendaya!
241
00:11:11,670 --> 00:11:13,266
Maude apatow!
242
00:11:13,290 --> 00:11:17,550
Oh, my gosh, that conversation
was longer than a cvs receipt.
243
00:11:18,840 --> 00:11:21,130
That's funny. I
just made that up.
244
00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:24,276
What murders?
245
00:11:24,300 --> 00:11:26,866
I didn't do anything!
246
00:11:26,890 --> 00:11:28,560
I know you have a secret, Percy.
247
00:11:29,350 --> 00:11:32,100
Wouldn't it feel good to
share it with someone?
248
00:11:33,020 --> 00:11:34,036
Yeah.
249
00:11:34,060 --> 00:11:36,730
Tell your dirty
little secret, Percy.
250
00:11:37,610 --> 00:11:39,086
I'm a p.C. Baby!
251
00:11:39,110 --> 00:11:40,126
A what?
252
00:11:40,150 --> 00:11:44,926
My mom got pregnant with me with
the stuff that comes before sperm.
253
00:11:44,950 --> 00:11:47,056
Ugh! Is that what
p.C. Stands for?
254
00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:51,306
No. No, you can't get pregnant
from pre... yes, you can!
255
00:11:51,330 --> 00:11:53,266
It's just enough
genetic information
256
00:11:53,290 --> 00:11:57,266
to make what seems like a
person, but you can tell it's wrong.
257
00:11:57,290 --> 00:11:59,066
Just stop it! Focus up! Look.
258
00:11:59,090 --> 00:12:00,986
If you didn't kill those girls,
259
00:12:01,010 --> 00:12:04,446
then why do we have
you confessing on tape?
260
00:12:04,470 --> 00:12:06,276
- You do?
- Hey, ladies.
261
00:12:06,300 --> 00:12:07,696
I have a confession.
262
00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:10,656
I don't have a lot of friends,
so I want to say, I love...
263
00:12:10,680 --> 00:12:15,036
Killing... five... girls...
Oh, jeez! This is bad.
264
00:12:15,060 --> 00:12:16,246
Look, man.
265
00:12:16,270 --> 00:12:19,586
I can only help you
if you talk to me.
266
00:12:19,610 --> 00:12:22,756
- I think I'm starting to remember.
- That's right.
267
00:12:22,780 --> 00:12:25,586
- Why aren't you answering your phone?
- The police took it.
268
00:12:25,610 --> 00:12:28,160
- Your mouth is worth money!
- Summer!
269
00:12:29,790 --> 00:12:31,200
Hi, little baby.
270
00:12:31,910 --> 00:12:34,346
Freaking autoplay. What is this?
271
00:12:34,370 --> 00:12:35,880
Auntie wickie again.
272
00:12:36,750 --> 00:12:40,896
Look, your parents are
gonna give you a basic name,
273
00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:44,050
but I'll be there to
help you overcome it.
274
00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:46,236
I'll always be there for you,
275
00:12:46,260 --> 00:12:49,260
even if you decide
you want to be...
276
00:12:50,180 --> 00:12:51,270
A teacher.
277
00:12:57,940 --> 00:12:59,060
So cute.
278
00:12:59,650 --> 00:13:00,706
Hey, Gloria.
279
00:13:00,730 --> 00:13:02,860
Dawn said you guys
would wear this at the show.
280
00:13:03,740 --> 00:13:04,547
I doubt that.
281
00:13:04,571 --> 00:13:06,240
Right. Well-played.
282
00:13:07,070 --> 00:13:08,160
Ciao, Gloria.
283
00:13:08,820 --> 00:13:10,580
Later days, sandrine.
284
00:13:13,410 --> 00:13:15,476
- Is that a cigar mommy?
- Yeah.
285
00:13:15,500 --> 00:13:16,806
They're so elusive.
286
00:13:16,830 --> 00:13:18,726
It was for the group.
She's a lawyer.
287
00:13:18,750 --> 00:13:21,896
Save the excuses for my
sister. I really don't care.
288
00:13:21,920 --> 00:13:25,906
Oh, good, 'cause it was the
last one on my spreadsheet.
289
00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:28,406
I have now been with
every single kind of woman.
290
00:13:28,430 --> 00:13:30,526
- Four types.
- All 178 types.
291
00:13:30,550 --> 00:13:32,156
Yeah, more, if you're gay.
292
00:13:32,180 --> 00:13:34,996
Now I gotta crunch some numbers
and see who I should grow old with.
293
00:13:35,020 --> 00:13:37,916
I'm gonna take these over to
fallon, see if he'll wear them.
294
00:13:37,940 --> 00:13:39,400
Knock yourself out.
295
00:13:45,530 --> 00:13:46,530
Wow, y'all.
296
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:48,360
Wow.
297
00:13:49,450 --> 00:13:50,820
My soul mate is...
298
00:13:59,210 --> 00:14:01,106
- Gloria. Oh, my god. You're back.
- Caroline.
299
00:14:01,130 --> 00:14:05,236
Before you, I was with
no women and 87 men.
300
00:14:05,260 --> 00:14:08,406
And I was so scared to
get serious with you again,
301
00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:10,696
'cause I'd always wonder
what else was out there.
302
00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:12,366
- Gloria- - shut
your perfect mouth.
303
00:14:12,390 --> 00:14:16,076
In the last six months, I've
been with every kind of woman.
304
00:14:16,100 --> 00:14:19,786
Female popeye, short
peg Bundy, corn-fed xena...
305
00:14:19,810 --> 00:14:21,900
- I know the types.
- Well, I did the math.
306
00:14:22,480 --> 00:14:23,996
And in every category...
307
00:14:24,020 --> 00:14:28,216
Cuddling, regarding, gardening,
blasting, sense of humor...
308
00:14:28,240 --> 00:14:30,586
Parking, nipple-play,
nice to waiters.
309
00:14:30,610 --> 00:14:33,200
- I know the categories...
- You were the winner!
310
00:14:33,990 --> 00:14:35,306
I know you miss me.
311
00:14:35,330 --> 00:14:38,266
You've been watching critter
mouth in late-night bursts...
312
00:14:38,290 --> 00:14:40,040
What's up with the
Thai food, babe?
313
00:14:42,380 --> 00:14:43,726
Dr. Bev?
314
00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:44,647
Huh?
315
00:14:44,671 --> 00:14:47,800
The only woman who ever cleaned
a cat's mouth without anesthetic.
316
00:14:49,130 --> 00:14:50,316
My god.
317
00:14:50,340 --> 00:14:53,076
Glad you're a fan, but, uh...
318
00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:55,890
I'm trying to be normal
right now with my lady.
319
00:14:57,100 --> 00:14:58,536
- Oh, boy.
- Sorry, Gloria.
320
00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:00,286
I had a life too.
321
00:15:00,310 --> 00:15:01,376
Totally get it.
322
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:03,456
It's just embarrassing
because I brought you a gift.
323
00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:05,570
- Oh, no.
- Oh, that's so nice.
324
00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:07,030
Fuck you!
325
00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:10,150
Sorry, I only had the one.
326
00:15:11,110 --> 00:15:12,087
Wait a minute.
327
00:15:12,111 --> 00:15:14,256
- I know what you're doing.
- This is beneath you.
328
00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:16,160
Here it is. And fuck you too!
329
00:15:17,700 --> 00:15:20,210
Girls5eva to the
stage for sound check.
330
00:15:20,750 --> 00:15:22,606
Caroline is with Dr. Bev.
331
00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:25,646
- From critter mouth? You can't compete.
- Welcome to onlyfans.
332
00:15:25,670 --> 00:15:28,186
To show your
butthole, press one.
333
00:15:28,210 --> 00:15:31,356
- To show your feet...
- You guys! I saved the show!
334
00:15:31,380 --> 00:15:33,196
Look who's gonna
be on-stage with us.
335
00:15:33,220 --> 00:15:35,140
- Tell them your name.
- Leonard kravitz.
336
00:15:36,220 --> 00:15:37,890
Lenny kravitz.
337
00:15:38,890 --> 00:15:41,786
You put that name on the
marquee, people buy tickets.
338
00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:43,706
- Find the lie.
- I'm a therapist.
339
00:15:43,730 --> 00:15:46,706
She barged into my
office. I was with a patient.
340
00:15:46,730 --> 00:15:48,376
Okay. Can you sing?
341
00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:50,506
No, but like the other Lenny,
342
00:15:50,530 --> 00:15:53,546
I have torn my pants such
that my penis popped out.
343
00:15:53,570 --> 00:15:56,056
Are you guys crazy?
We're not tricking people.
344
00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:57,306
That's insane!
345
00:15:57,330 --> 00:16:00,226
At least I'm trying. What have you
done for the group the whole tour?
346
00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:02,596
Oh, strong words.
Now let's unpack this.
347
00:16:02,620 --> 00:16:04,460
Hey, get back, kravitz!
348
00:16:05,790 --> 00:16:08,686
I could do things. I
can fake our deaths.
349
00:16:08,710 --> 00:16:10,606
I don't have any fox teeth,
350
00:16:10,630 --> 00:16:13,380
but how do you feel about beaks?
351
00:16:13,970 --> 00:16:15,816
Hmm. Do you have any falcons?
352
00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:17,786
Oh, my god, you guys!
353
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:20,180
Look at us. This sucks.
354
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,036
Richard kind was right.
355
00:16:22,060 --> 00:16:23,246
The guy from everything?
356
00:16:23,270 --> 00:16:26,246
We're fighting, we're
desperate, we're miserable.
357
00:16:26,270 --> 00:16:28,666
- All because we went too big.
- You sure did.
358
00:16:28,690 --> 00:16:30,756
You've somehow
managed to sell zero tickets.
359
00:16:30,780 --> 00:16:34,070
Even conan's night of
eagles covers sold seven.
360
00:16:34,990 --> 00:16:38,280
If you don't have the money,
we will be pursuing legal avenues.
361
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:40,540
You know what?
362
00:16:41,290 --> 00:16:43,556
- Just sue me.
- What? Gloria, no.
363
00:16:43,580 --> 00:16:44,670
Hear her out.
364
00:16:45,420 --> 00:16:47,896
No, dawn. You're right.
365
00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:51,510
I've been very selfish this whole
tour and I have nothing to show for it.
366
00:16:52,130 --> 00:16:56,090
Except a trail of dead animals
and something called tennis labia.
367
00:16:57,090 --> 00:16:58,100
So...
368
00:16:58,930 --> 00:17:01,390
- I'll take the fall.
- No.
369
00:17:02,470 --> 00:17:03,560
I will.
370
00:17:05,810 --> 00:17:06,980
Sue me.
371
00:17:07,940 --> 00:17:11,376
But make sure your courtroom
artist can do black hair.
372
00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:14,126
Wickie, if you're doing this 'cause
you think I'm going next, I'm not.
373
00:17:14,150 --> 00:17:17,296
I just don't want you to
be on the hook for this.
374
00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:19,070
This is my mess.
375
00:17:20,620 --> 00:17:24,960
And I made a promise to that
little baby that I would protect her.
376
00:17:26,120 --> 00:17:27,120
Wickie...
377
00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:32,736
I'm glad your friendship is intact,
but that's not how any of this works.
378
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:35,356
You are all on
the hook for... Oh.
379
00:17:35,380 --> 00:17:37,606
You sold some seats
since I last looked.
380
00:17:37,630 --> 00:17:40,696
- Actually, you sold...
- You guys!
381
00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:43,446
I sold out radio
city music hall!
382
00:17:43,470 --> 00:17:44,786
- What?
- How?
383
00:17:44,810 --> 00:17:47,020
Tickets are tooth gummies.
384
00:17:48,730 --> 00:17:50,416
Just multilevel marketing.
385
00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:54,166
I created a bot army to buy
our most expensive tickets,
386
00:17:54,190 --> 00:17:58,886
and that tricked the other resale bots
into thinking this was a very hot show,
387
00:17:58,910 --> 00:18:00,846
and so they started
buying tickets. Ha!
388
00:18:00,870 --> 00:18:03,766
- Is this why you needed the 40 grand?
- Yes.
389
00:18:03,790 --> 00:18:05,976
- Where did you get the money?
- My mouth.
390
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:10,106
Oh, jeez, you're faster than
me. It's on the gray Holland song.
391
00:18:10,130 --> 00:18:12,146
So I chewed for a man
at a record company,
392
00:18:12,170 --> 00:18:14,066
he gave me money,
and then summer took it.
393
00:18:14,090 --> 00:18:16,776
- Ah!
- Not bad for a p.C. Baby, huh?
394
00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:18,736
- A what?
- No. We are not getting into that.
395
00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:20,616
I saved the tour.
396
00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:22,526
Come on!
397
00:18:22,550 --> 00:18:24,236
- Oh, my god.
- Yay!
398
00:18:24,260 --> 00:18:25,696
Get off me.
399
00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:27,156
Well, congratulations.
400
00:18:27,180 --> 00:18:30,536
You gamed the system, and
the bots have driven the prices up
401
00:18:30,560 --> 00:18:32,336
to $4000 a ticket.
402
00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:33,297
What?!
403
00:18:33,321 --> 00:18:36,126
So there's no way any
actual humans are coming.
404
00:18:36,150 --> 00:18:37,740
You don't even
need to do the show.
405
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:41,346
Are you kidding? We're
still doing the show!
406
00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:44,370
- We are living legends!
- Summer's screaming too!
407
00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:05,140
What's up, New York City?
408
00:19:12,190 --> 00:19:14,126
Let's go!
409
00:19:14,150 --> 00:19:16,336
♪ Returnity ♪
410
00:19:16,360 --> 00:19:18,796
♪ this comeback's
gonna last forever ♪
411
00:19:18,820 --> 00:19:20,716
♪ returnity ♪
412
00:19:20,740 --> 00:19:23,176
♪ never gonna not
UN-comeback now ♪
413
00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:24,926
♪ returnity ♪
414
00:19:24,950 --> 00:19:27,306
♪ always gonna
never stop restarting ♪
415
00:19:27,330 --> 00:19:29,306
♪ never gonna end
not UN-beginning ♪
416
00:19:29,330 --> 00:19:33,016
♪ don't UN-try to
UN-stop us now ♪
417
00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:34,936
♪ every year when
my son's school ♪
418
00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:37,816
♪ sends out their class
list with parents' names ♪
419
00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:39,986
♪ the first thing I
do is Google them ♪
420
00:19:40,010 --> 00:19:44,140
♪ to see what they paid
for their apartments ♪
421
00:19:46,350 --> 00:19:51,956
♪ get it, get it
off your chest ♪
422
00:19:51,980 --> 00:19:54,376
♪ I don't know what
to do with batteries ♪
423
00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:57,020
♪ so I just throw
them in the river ♪
424
00:19:57,520 --> 00:20:02,836
♪ I give bigger tips to
unattractive people ♪
425
00:20:02,860 --> 00:20:06,556
♪ I only like people who
like me but be careful ♪
426
00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:10,176
♪ if you like me too much
it has the opposite effect ♪
427
00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:13,096
♪ and I find you desperate ♪
428
00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:14,646
♪ get it, get it
off your chest... ♪
429
00:20:14,670 --> 00:20:15,686
What is this?
430
00:20:15,710 --> 00:20:18,896
I bought a $9000 ticket just
because it was expensive.
431
00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:23,156
- ♪ I once masturbated in a hospital bed ♪
- ♪ so did I ♪
432
00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:25,366
♪ kick down the doors, no
locks I don't need a key ♪
433
00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:27,366
♪ eyes down here yeah,
I'm the centerpiece ♪
434
00:20:27,390 --> 00:20:29,116
♪ animal queendom,
feline synergy ♪
435
00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:31,076
♪ kicking down the
doors big pussy energy ♪
436
00:20:31,100 --> 00:20:34,286
♪ I don't care if you like me swagger
that says you just met somebody ♪
437
00:20:34,310 --> 00:20:38,110
♪ confidence boosted by vitamin p
kicking down the doors, big pussy energy ♪
438
00:20:38,860 --> 00:20:40,916
♪ in memoriam... ♪
439
00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:46,216
♪ Not making it about me ♪
440
00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:48,346
♪ in memoriam... ♪
441
00:20:48,370 --> 00:20:53,386
♪ Honoring their dignity ♪
442
00:20:53,410 --> 00:20:57,806
- ♪ yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
- ♪ in memoriam ♪
443
00:20:57,830 --> 00:21:04,930
♪ this song is all about them ♪
444
00:21:05,970 --> 00:21:08,696
♪ then shrug it out
shrug it out, shrug it out ♪
445
00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:10,866
♪ pop your hip,
front dip, jacket zip ♪
446
00:21:10,890 --> 00:21:13,116
♪ hat tip, chef's
kiss, doggie wrists ♪
447
00:21:13,140 --> 00:21:14,706
♪ you can't handle this ♪
448
00:21:14,730 --> 00:21:17,770
Oh, yeah, it's
the splingee, y'all.
449
00:21:20,570 --> 00:21:21,570
Well...
450
00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:25,990
We have been losing our
minds trying to get here.
451
00:21:28,030 --> 00:21:29,806
But yesterday,
452
00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:33,250
I met someone who
reminded me to keep it simple.
453
00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:38,880
I don't know about you, but I want
to do what I love for a very long time.
454
00:21:40,090 --> 00:21:41,300
This is a new one.
455
00:21:44,510 --> 00:21:47,630
♪ Sometimes I look around ♪
456
00:21:49,340 --> 00:21:52,220
♪ my heart is aching ♪
457
00:21:53,310 --> 00:21:58,076
♪ all the mistakes
I keep making ♪
458
00:21:58,100 --> 00:22:03,820
♪ all the roads I've taken ♪
459
00:22:04,650 --> 00:22:07,860
♪ I met a wise man ♪
460
00:22:08,570 --> 00:22:13,516
♪ who came when I
needed reminding ♪
461
00:22:13,540 --> 00:22:18,396
♪ that everything you
ever need is provided ♪
462
00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:25,510
♪ just be kind and trust
that you're trying to grow ♪
463
00:22:26,630 --> 00:22:28,510
♪ grow ♪
464
00:22:29,180 --> 00:22:33,470
♪ good things come slow ♪
465
00:22:34,140 --> 00:22:36,656
♪ not too high ♪
466
00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:38,706
♪ not too low ♪
467
00:22:38,730 --> 00:22:41,746
♪ we're the medium time ♪
468
00:22:41,770 --> 00:22:46,360
♪ staying in the middle
is the only way to go ♪
469
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:49,070
♪ grow ♪
470
00:22:49,610 --> 00:22:54,346
♪ trust time will know ♪
471
00:22:54,370 --> 00:22:58,960
♪ that the middle
is the riddle of it all ♪
472
00:22:59,620 --> 00:23:06,630
♪ and the medium
time is just fine for now ♪
473
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:09,510
♪ grow ♪
474
00:23:10,180 --> 00:23:14,946
♪ trust time will know ♪
475
00:23:14,970 --> 00:23:20,036
♪ that the middle
is the riddle of it all ♪
476
00:23:20,060 --> 00:23:23,086
♪ and the medium time ♪
477
00:23:23,110 --> 00:23:28,030
♪ is just fine for now ♪
478
00:23:30,740 --> 00:23:32,110
Yeah!
479
00:23:35,120 --> 00:23:37,120
Excellent! Excellent!
480
00:23:38,410 --> 00:23:40,136
Thank you, New York City!
481
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:42,210
Happy Thanksgiving!
482
00:23:42,710 --> 00:23:45,290
Oh!
483
00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:51,396
Guys, we just played radio city.
484
00:23:51,420 --> 00:23:53,140
Hey, why are my toes wet?
485
00:23:54,180 --> 00:23:56,196
- Oh, my god. Did my water break?
- Yes.
486
00:23:56,220 --> 00:23:59,446
Scott, get up here! It's the
second baby! It's gonna shoot.
487
00:23:59,470 --> 00:24:01,076
It's gonna just shoot out.
488
00:24:01,100 --> 00:24:06,416
Angus, how do you expect snuggly
bear to nap in Dr. Hippo's pajamas?
489
00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:09,150
I'm going to ask mummy
to cut your head off.
490
00:24:09,900 --> 00:24:13,450
Richard kind is in this one too?
Goddamn, that guy's got a work ethic.
491
00:24:14,820 --> 00:24:17,120
- Look who's home!
- Oh, my gosh.
492
00:24:18,370 --> 00:24:20,176
That ain't no pig.
493
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:21,726
Hi, baby.
494
00:24:21,750 --> 00:24:23,146
Hey, listen.
495
00:24:23,170 --> 00:24:25,976
Don't worry if the mother-daughter
bond hasn't kicked in yet.
496
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,146
For me and stevia,
497
00:24:27,170 --> 00:24:30,276
it really wasn't until we started
watching below deck together.
498
00:24:30,300 --> 00:24:31,896
- Thank you, summer.
- Scott,
499
00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:34,156
I made a couple hundred
pounds of Mac and cheese.
500
00:24:34,180 --> 00:24:35,406
It's in your bathtub.
501
00:24:35,430 --> 00:24:37,430
- Oh.
- Moment of truth.
502
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:41,220
What is the dumb name I
need to help her overcome?
503
00:24:42,140 --> 00:24:43,576
Her name is Lesley.
504
00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:46,376
Ugh. Hate it. Basic.
Already forgotten.
505
00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:47,916
Wait. After who?
506
00:24:47,940 --> 00:24:49,496
What, Lesley stahl?
507
00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:50,610
No.
508
00:24:51,360 --> 00:24:52,690
After you, wickie.
509
00:24:55,490 --> 00:24:57,070
Little Lee-Lee?
510
00:24:58,410 --> 00:25:00,806
Hi, little Lee-Lee!
511
00:25:00,830 --> 00:25:02,226
Nobody ever hurt her!
512
00:25:02,250 --> 00:25:04,830
Looks like a tawny to me.
But yeah, sure, why not?
513
00:25:06,420 --> 00:25:07,726
This!
514
00:25:07,750 --> 00:25:09,646
My girls!
515
00:25:09,670 --> 00:25:11,646
My normie!
516
00:25:11,670 --> 00:25:13,340
Now I'm an auntie.
517
00:25:14,220 --> 00:25:17,816
You know, this
might be all I need.
518
00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:21,770
Oh, god. Maybe we don't
need to chase fame so hard.
519
00:25:22,890 --> 00:25:25,140
Maybe happiness
isn't in the big time.
520
00:25:26,310 --> 00:25:28,376
- It's in the medium time.
- Yes.
521
00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:30,376
That's what my song is
about. You're quoting it.
522
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:33,626
Shut the fuck up. I hear
myself singing somewhere.
523
00:25:33,650 --> 00:25:35,466
♪ Yesternights ♪
524
00:25:35,490 --> 00:25:37,860
Prince Andrew is stuck
in the fluff-side down.
525
00:25:38,450 --> 00:25:41,216
- It's his preferred world.
- Turn that song up.
526
00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:43,846
We need to keep
him tethered to reality.
527
00:25:43,870 --> 00:25:48,146
♪ Yesternights ♪
528
00:25:48,170 --> 00:25:49,646
♪ of nights... ♪
529
00:25:49,670 --> 00:25:52,186
"Yesternights" is in
the finale of the crown.
530
00:25:52,210 --> 00:25:54,186
My god. You're gonna Kate bush.
531
00:25:54,210 --> 00:25:55,816
♪ Yesternights ♪
532
00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:58,760
- It's Nance trace.
- Oh, my gosh.
533
00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:02,736
- Wickie Roy's office.
- I know it's you, wickie.
534
00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:05,996
Sony wants you to do a song
for their female Garfield movie.
535
00:26:06,020 --> 00:26:08,036
I'm still a package deal, Nance.
536
00:26:08,060 --> 00:26:10,496
Girls5eva or nothing.
537
00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:13,070
Well, that's stupid,
but you've got the heat.
538
00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:19,160
What about the medium time? I
thought you agreed with my song.
539
00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:23,266
Wickie. Come on,
are we doing this?
540
00:26:23,290 --> 00:26:24,370
Nance?
541
00:26:26,290 --> 00:26:27,620
The answer is...
542
00:26:30,580 --> 00:26:36,526
♪ Get it, get it
off your chest ♪
543
00:26:36,550 --> 00:26:41,656
♪ I count anxiety
dreams as working out ♪
544
00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:46,496
♪ and I can't count the number
of times I called my Alexa a cunt ♪
545
00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:48,746
♪ neither can we ♪
546
00:26:48,770 --> 00:26:50,786
♪ there's a type of euphoria ♪
547
00:26:50,810 --> 00:26:53,166
♪ that can only be reached by ♪
548
00:26:53,190 --> 00:26:56,086
♪ dragging a foot
with athlete's foot ♪
549
00:26:56,110 --> 00:26:59,216
♪ vigorously across a carpet ♪
550
00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:01,506
♪ I'd like to think I'm a hero ♪
551
00:27:01,530 --> 00:27:04,136
♪ but I bet when the
apocalypse comes ♪
552
00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:06,426
♪ I'll be one of those losers ♪
553
00:27:06,450 --> 00:27:10,306
♪ who needs to be
dragged around on a sled ♪
554
00:27:10,330 --> 00:27:12,936
♪ sometimes when I'm
driving I close my eyes ♪
555
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:16,476
♪ and count to five just
to see what happens ♪
556
00:27:16,500 --> 00:27:19,066
♪ get it, get it
off your chest ♪
557
00:27:19,090 --> 00:27:21,866
- ♪ okay, here's a genuine question ♪
- ♪ get it, get it off your chest ♪
558
00:27:21,890 --> 00:27:25,486
♪ are all people with
red hair and freckles ♪
559
00:27:25,510 --> 00:27:27,116
♪ morning people? ♪
560
00:27:27,140 --> 00:27:31,326
♪ Because I swear I've
never seen one at night ♪
561
00:27:31,350 --> 00:27:34,626
- ♪ show me a redhead at night! ♪
- ♪ is it bad ♪
562
00:27:34,650 --> 00:27:38,506
♪ that some of the best
times I've had with my son ♪
563
00:27:38,530 --> 00:27:42,756
♪ are when he
has a little fever? ♪
564
00:27:42,780 --> 00:27:45,346
- ♪ He's so calm and cuddly ♪
- ♪ it's a little bad ♪
565
00:27:45,370 --> 00:27:50,080
♪ I lived in Usher's
guesthouse for two years ♪
566
00:27:50,830 --> 00:27:54,580
♪ he never knew! Ha! ♪
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