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( grunts )

Max, the Chief's been hit!

I'm sorry--

Don't try to talk, Chief,
try to save your strength.

( exhales )

Oh, Max, the Chief's
got to be all right.

He's just got to be.
If anything happens to him--

- 99...
- Please tell me he'll be all right.

- 99...
- Tell me he'll be all right, Max.

Tell me, Max.
Tell me.

- He'll be all right.
- You're just saying that.

99, you know how
I feel about the Chief.

I know, Max.
He yells at you a lot,

but he really
likes you so much.

Yes. You know,
it's funny, 99,

at a time like this
you remember little things.

Do you know, when I first
came to CONTROL,

- the Chief had a full head of hair?
- Really?

When I came here
he was bald.

That's right. You joined
two weeks after I did.

Oh, Max, I'm so afraid
KAOS will--

I mean, if anything should
happen to you, I'd--

Don't worry, 99.
Nothing's going to happen to me.

You know what
I mean, Max.

Yes, I do, Ernestine.

That's the first time you've
ever called me Ernestine.

- I know.
- I wish it were my name.

Admiral Hargrade?

Oh, there you are.

There certainly are a lot
of sharp turns in this hall.

What are you
doing here, Admiral?

What am I doing here?

My boy, when the President
of the United States

puts me in charge of a case,
I take charge.

- ( coughing )
- Don't overtax yourself, sir.

Nonsense, my boy.

I may be 91 years old,

but I have just as much
vim and vigor

as I had when I was 32.

Well, maybe 31.

32 was actually
a very bad year.

All right, 86,
let me have your report.

Well, it's bad news, sir.

The Chief has been hurt.

Tell me the bad news first,
then we'll discuss the Chief.

That's it, sir.
The Chief has been shot.

Well, what about
our witness, Bediyoskin?

Did you talk to him while
he was conscious?

Did he tell you who has
the stolen formula?

Well, he wasn't
able to talk,

but he wrote something down
on a piece of paper.

That's a piece
of paper all right.

We'd better get this over

to Bediyoskin's
brother right away.

If anybody can read this,
it's Dr. Smith.

This piece of paper will tell us
who has the stolen formula.

I can't believe this!

The Chief is lying
in there in critical condition,

and all you're worried
about is the formula.

Now see here,
young lady,

I am a soldier and so is
the man in that room.

Our nation's security
comes before any one man.

And if one of us falls
by the wayside,

we must still
move forward.

- ( snoring )
- We have to not get him too excited.

No, it's all right, 99.
It's time for his nap anyway.

Let's get him over there
and stand him against the wall.

All right.

( continues snoring )

Let's go look in
on the Chief, Max.

Right, 99. Have a good rest,
old timer.

- Hi.
- Hello, Chief.

What's new?

The doctor says you're
gonna be just fine.

Yes, Chief, but it's
very important

that you get a lot
of peace and quiet.

And I'm personally gonna
see to it that you get--

Sorry about that, Chief.

Now if there's
anything I can do,

anything at all, don't hesitate
to let me know.

If you need blood,
you can have mine.

Excuse me, I have
to check his chart.

Well, we have to be
going anyway, Chief.

I've got to get Bediyoskin's
message over to Dr. Smith.

There's every chance
in the world that he may be able

to decipher his
brother's handwriting.

Put your hands up.

Max!

99, what are you doing?
The doctor expressly said

that the Chief should have
rest, peace and quiet.

She's a KAOS agent.
Max, look!

How did you know
she wasn't a nurse?

A nurse doesn't wear
high heels on duty, Max.

Hold it!

All right, get on your feet.

Max!

- Max, are you all right?
- Yes.

- Don't let her get away, 99.
- Right, Max.

Now you just relax, Chief,
and get some sleep.

There she goes, Max.

( tires screech )

The Chief's car.

Larrabee, quick,
follow that car.

Right, 86!

( theme music playing )

- I'll go first.
- Right, Max.

Man on TV:
If we do not receive $1 billion

we will unleash
the terrifying power

of Formula 6076767.

Your country will be
turned into a wasteland.

KAOS has moved ahead
with its threat to destroy your country.

Less than 30 minutes ago

we dried up
another body of water--

Niagara Falls.

Isn't that terrible?

Now thousands
of honeymooners

will be stranded up there
with nothing to do.

Dr. Smith,

you must decipher
your brother's handwriting.

If you fail, the entire country
may be destroyed...

by the very formula
you have created.

It's three initials--

T.B.O.

Whose initials are T.B.O.?

T.B.O.? Why does that
sound so familiar?

- ( phone ringing )
- Would you get that?

- Where's the phone?
- It's the microscope.

No no no, Internal Security
changed it this morning.

It's the Bunsen burner.

You listen to the metal part
and talk into the flame.

A hotline, huh?

This is CONTROL
Laboratory,

Maxwell Smart speaking.

Uh, I blew
the connection.

There's a big black T,

a lot of little letters,

a big B, and then--

Hello.

99, it's Agent 13.

He's reporting in that he
infiltrated the laundry.

The laundry. That's it.

These are the laundry
tickets that I found

in your brother's clothes
at the hotel room.

"Three Brothers
Omniwash"-- T.B.O.

Good girl, 99.

Now I want you and 86 to go
to that laundry immediately.

This is a Code P alert.
That's "P" as in "Peter."

Hello, 13.
This is a Code "P" alert.

That's "P" as in "Peter."

Hello, 13. I was saying

it's a Code "P" alert--

eh...

how about "L"
for "Lamont"?

No.

Well, I'll tell him
when I get there.

- Come on, 99.
- Right, Max.

Hi, 99, where have you
been keeping yourself?

Hello, 13. How are you
doing in there?

If you two are
quite finished,

do you mind if we get
down to business?

Have you learned
anything, 13?

Yeah, I-- oh, somebody's
coming.

Listen, you'd better keep
stuffing clothes in here

so we don't
look suspicious.

And if anybody comes by,
close the door.

The laundry is a front
for a horse room.

The machines represent
different horses and races

throughout the country.
The bets are in the laundry bags

- and they're deposited in the machi--
- Shh, someone's coming.

--are deposited in the machines
by runners posing as customers.

Of course. That explains
everything.

That's why you found the laundry tickets
in Bediyoskin's room.

The laundry tickets are
the bets for the races.

- The red tickets...
- Shh.

He's coming back.

...are $500 bets, and the white ones
are $1,000.

Bediyoskin had
six $1,000 tickets.

Of course,
of course.

He was betting on the races
and losing and he had to pay off,

so he stole the formula
and sold it to KAOS.

Yeah. 86, do you think you'll
be needing me anymore?

No, I don't think so, 13.

Well, I can't wait to get home
and take a warm bath.

- That man who just came in.
- ( door closes )

- What about him?
- Don't you recognize him, Max?

That's the drunk who was in the hotel
lobby when Bediyoskin was shot.

You're right, 99. Why,
he could have shot Bediyoskin.

- Do you think he saw us?
- No, I don't think so,

but we'd better step back here
just in case he comes out.

Strange, his showing up here.

Well, maybe he's a horseplayer.

Max, I have a hunch.
Call it woman's intuition,

but his being here is
not just a coincidence.

Now supposing
he owns this place

and supposing Bediyoskin
had lost heavily at the races

and supposing he's the bookmaker
that Bediyoskin had to pay off.

Well, that's a lot
of supposing, 99,

but you just may be right.
And if you are

then the pieces begin to fit
together very nicely.

If we could just figure out
what T.B.O. stands for.

T.B.O., T.B.O. Wait a minute, 99,
I've got an idea.

T-B--

no, that's no good.

Max, look!
T.B.O.

Yes, and a lot of little letters
underneath it.

R-L-A-N-D-O. Orlando,
and a phone number.

Max, "2-1-3"-- that's the area code
for Los Angeles.

Maybe someone called a T.B. Orlando
in Los Angeles.

- Do you think Orlando is a name?
- Could be.

Well, there's only one way
to find out, 99.

I'm going to call
that number.

Hello, Operator?
This is Maxwell Smart.

I want to call long distance,
Los Angeles, California.

The number is 462-7399.

I want to speak person-to-person
to a Mr. Orlando.

- Panamint Studios.
- It's Panamint Studios.

Mr. Orlando?
Yes, we have a Mr. Orlando.

T.B. Orlando.
Shall I ring him?

No, never mind.

Well, that's it, 99.
We've found our T.B.O.

Come on, we're going
to Los Angeles.

- Max, why didn't you talk to him?
- Why warn him?

This way nobody knows
we're coming. Come on.

A man called Smart
just phoned

from Washington
inquiring about Orlando.

Look, fella, you can't see
Mr. Orlando without a pass.

Besides, I don't believe
you're his brother.

Can you please stand back

and let Mr. Hurrah's
car through?

Mr. Hurrah? Wait a minute,
we know Mr. Hurrah.

If he says it's okay,
can we get in?

He's the big one.

You get an okay
from Mr. Hurrah and you're in.

- Morning.
- Morning, sir.

Uh, Mr. Hurrah, I don't know
if you remember me or not,

but we met in Washington when
your friend Bediyoskin was--

Of course, when Bediyoskin
was-- was what?

- Uh, shot.
- Shot. Yes, terrible sad.

Some actors should be shot,
but not Bediyoskin.

What are you
doing here?

My sister and I
just came out here

to see a friend in the studio,
but they won't let us in.

You want to get in the studio--
you're in the studio.

This man is a very dear friend
of mine. You let him in.

- Yes, sir.
- Come, I'll give you a ride. Get in.

Oh, well, we wouldn't want
to put you out, Mr. Hurrah.

Nonsense, nonsense,
my dear friend.

Get in, get in. Bring your sister.
Get in. Plenty of room.

Come right here.
That's it. I'll make a little room.

Sit right here, my dear.
( laughing )

Take this. That's it.

That's it. That's it.
Okay.

Okay.
You all right?

Be careful, I'm on
the edge of the car.

No, this is "The Edge of the Car,"
my new picture.

Are you sure we're not
putting you to any trouble?

- No. Where are you going, my friend?
- Stage 7.

( engine revving )

Here we are.

I hope we didn't take you
out of your way.

Not at all, my friend. I'm so glad
you could have the ride with me.

Fine, I'll just take that.
That's a girl.

Yes, there we are.

Who are you going
to see on the lot?

- We're looking for a Mr. Orlando.
- Orlando? Uh...

oh, there he is, over there
with the green jacket.

- Well, goodbye, my friends.
- Thank you.

- Mr. Orlando, I have to talk to you.
- About what?

I'm Maxwell Smart,
a government agent.

I don't know anything.

This concerns the whole world.
You've got to help us.

I have an appointment
with Mr. Hurrah,

and the big one doesn't like
to be kept waiting.

Bediyoskin told us
to contact you.

He even wrote your initials
on a slip of paper-- T.B.O.

T.B.O. can mean
a lot of things.

Oh, really? For instance,
give me another T.B.O.

- One T.B.O., 40¢
- T.B.O?

Tomato and bacon,
on an onion roll.

You see?
Now go away.

Our nation's security
is at stake.

You owe it to your country
to tell us what you know.

Wait a minute.

Did you say
Bediyoskin wrote

the initials T.B.O.
on a piece of paper?

- Yes.
- I must check something.

- What?
- ( quietly ) Not now.

Meet me on Stage 7.

Give me five minutes.

There must be a light switch
in here somewhere, Max.

Forget it, 99.

It will make us perfect targets
for Orlando.

Just stick close to me
and hug the shadows.

Come on.

( gasps )

Take it easy, 99.

It's just a bunch
of dummies.

They use them
for fight scenes.

( sighs )

Max, look!

It's Orlando.
He's dead.

- Oh, Max, how terrible.
- I know.

That practically
eliminates him as a suspect.

Come on, 99.
Let's get out of here.

Oh, Max, we're right back
where we started.

We still don't know
who the big one is.

- Yes, we'd better call the admiral.
- Right.

- Wait a minute. Wait a minute, 99.
- What?

It's been right here in front
of our eyes all the time.

- What has?
- Of course.

Orlando said it, the guard said it,
and now you just said it.

Said what, Max?

The big one-- T.B.O.

T.B.O. stands
for "The Big One."

Max, I don't know what
you're talking about.

Don't you remember, 99?
Orlando said,

"I've got an appointment
with Otto Hurrah,

and The Big One doesn't
like to be kept waiting."

And then the guard said--

"If it's all right with The Big One,
you're in."

T.B.O.-- The Big One
is Otto Hurrah.

- Exactly.
- What are we going to do now, Max?

We'll just go over
to Mr. Hurrah's office

and have a little talk with him.

Why not have it here?

Run, 99, run.

- 99!
- ( running footsteps )

I'll get him, 99.

( gunshot )

( Western music playing )

( grunting )

Thank you.

- ( gong crashes )
- Hi-ya!

- ( Oriental music playing )
- Ha!

Yah!

( both groaning )

( adventure music playing )

Missed.
Ha ha.

This is going to be a pleasure,
Hurrah...

for you.

Tell me, Hurrah, what made you
decide to join KAOS?

I'm a creative producer
and director,

bursting
with new concepts.

I was wasted
in the movie business.

KAOS had an opening
for a mastermind, so I took it.

Besides, my agent
recommended it.

But KAOS is vicious,
evil and rotten.

So is my agent.

( both grunting )

Your government made a big mistake
not giving us the money, Mr. Smart.

Now everyone in America is doomed
to die of thirst and starvation.

You're the one who's
made the mistake, Hurrah.

Yes, I let others
try to kill you.

I almost deprived myself
of this measureless pleasure.

Any last words,
Mr. Smart?

Yes. You're under arrest.

Your last chance,
Mr. Smart.

Make a phone call and guarantee
the money, and I'll let you live.

You're bluffing, Hurrah.
You've used up most

of the formula
in demonstrations already.

Our chemists in Europe
will duplicate the formula

as soon as I deliver it there.

We have men in every airport,
every seaport.

You'll never get
the formula past them.

We shall see.
Correction-- I shall see.

You won't be alive.

( screams )

( adventure music continues )

Well, Hurrah, as they say
in the movies, this is the end.

( laughs )

Don't worry, my friend.

I've never killed
an unarmed man.

( grunts )

Sorry about that.

Well, sir, I'm very glad
to tell you

that the case
is officially closed,

and I will now turn over
the wheel of the ship to you.

Well, Admiral, it was a--

a pleasure serving
under you again, sir.

The pleasure was mine.

And now I've got
to get to my doctor.

I'm overdue
for my checkup.

When did you have
your last one?

Yesterday.

I think we should
all go home.

We could certainly use
a nice, quiet weekend.

( thud, tumble )

( theme music playing )