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Richard.
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John, good to see you. What's up?
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-Everything okay with Ling?
-You're in my stall.
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-And Whipper. How is she?
-John....
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I'm going to kiss her.
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-Whipper?
-Nelle.
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-And?
-I'm fraught.
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Ling placed much import on
the first kiss. Nelle may do the same.
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-You're in my stall.
-Could you--
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What were Ling's
instructions specifically?
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Well....
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The first thing is the head tilt.
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-The what?
-Head tilt.
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Ling said it's bad to go nose-to-nose.
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Look at us, the anxiety over a kiss.
Like a couple of teenagers.
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Gay teenagers. My pants are down.
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The lips should be soft and poised.
You'll wanna lick first.
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-Lick?
-Don't dry-lip her.
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-What about my secretion problem?
-Make it a strength.
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Concentrate.
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Hear the bells.
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-Do you hear them?
-I think I do.
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-I know I do.
-Ding. Ding. Dong. Kiss.
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It was wrong to have popped in.
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Happy Trails
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-I need time sheets.
-They're for real lawyers.
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-Do you see me work?
-That's funny.
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Richard's peeved, he wants them.
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-I'll do them.
-And when you do....
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Give it to me.
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-What?
-Bad date. Get rid of him.
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-Hi.
-May I help you?
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-ls Allison in?
-Allison?
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McBeal. I'm a suitor.
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Ross Fitzsimmons.
Tell her Fitzy's here, huh?
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-Fitzy. How do I say this?
-What?
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"Ally-son. " She, she died.
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It was awful. She was--
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-ls that her leg?
-What?
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Oh, yes.
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The cops said not to move her.
They're bringing the chalk.
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She was murdered. Just.
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-Nice game.
-Oh, Ally! You're alive.
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Very, very funny.
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I'm just glad to see that you're okay.
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I'm not falling
for that lesbian trick.
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Think you're the first I've courted
who pretended to be dead or gay?
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Get in line.
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-Does this mean it was a bad date?
-Well, Fitzy. Uh--
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-You judge on looks.
-I do not.
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-What about personality?
-Great. Get one.
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I'm sorry.
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John?
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Crickets?
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He loves them.
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I'd always have them
on Thanksgiving with cranberry.
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-Nuts.
-Doesn't like nuts.
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No, you're nuts. You got bugs
on a stereo. He's gone, coma.
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This Thanksgiving,
he's the vegetable.
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-Any change?
-No. Could you both leave?
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You're callous and you assault him.
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-I don't.
-You threw him into the door.
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-To get him off.
-You hit him.
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-What?
-You swatted him.
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I didn't swat him.
I defended myself.
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You swatted him!
You picked up a file and you--
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Gone now.
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Feel free to gawk. I'm used to it.
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-We don't mean to. It's just--
-I'm orange.
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-How'd this--
-Who knows?
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Some doctors say it's the sun
or I ate too many carrots.
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Some say genetic disposition.
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This is permanent
and I lost my job because of it.
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People wanna stare at me when I walk.
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Children recoil a bit.
What can I do?
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But I perform my job well.
And I still get fired just because....
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-Ling! Hi, welcome.
-I ignore those who don't matter.
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Yes. If you want Nelle,
she's in John's office.
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Also, if I can help,
I know you're hurt...
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...and it's just that
I wanna be a part of it.
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You help by being there.
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Whatever my pain,
I take heart in not being you.
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That was very good.
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You know you're my favorite
vicious person in life?
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He's on the ledge.
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-Hey.
-Call the fire department.
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They'll rush over.
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-Can he climb?
-No. He's afraid of heights.
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How? He's a tree frog.
He has sticky hands-- Never mind.
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Get me a box.
I'd better not get a wart.
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-How do you say yes to a date?
-I'm kissing Elaine, and then l--
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-Where will you go?
-Someplace dark.
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You are coming too.
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Yes. You're why I met him.
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-And the least you can do is--
-Ally.
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-See? He can't even startle you.
-Renee.
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I...brought you the itinerary.
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-ltinerary?
-For our date. Hello?
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You gotta be--
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Ooh, karaoke!
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I'm very good.
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Hop in the box, we'll pull you up.
You have to trust me. Trust!
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How? He's been flushed,
filed, smacked. He's abused.
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He looks like a jumper.
Is he depressed?
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I know it's easy to laugh.
I appreciate you not doing so.
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-Bite my head off.
-Look, look! He-- He--
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He's moving.
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Got him. Give me some room.
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-Easy, easy.
-He's annoying me!
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There. Can we talk now?
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You're alive. You're awake.
You're back.
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You're mental.
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Excellent.
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-Whipper!
-Hi, Elaine.
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I heard about the incident.
If you need to talk--
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That's why I'm here,
to extract comfort from you.
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The naked woman is here.
She's disguised in clothes.
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-We never officially met.
-What's going on?
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This is the naked nude thing
I told you about.
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I saw her buttocks. They upset me.
Look at her hair.
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Whipper. What brings you...? Hi.
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You look great. Why? What's...?
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-Richard, I came to apologize.
-Wait. Not everyone's here.
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Elaine!
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It was just very wrong
of me to have....
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Here's your key.
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I shouldn't have done it. I'm sorry.
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I didn't hear an apology to me!
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I'm sure that some people refuse
to see a black travel agent.
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Does that make it okay to fire him?
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I object
to calling this discrimination.
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-l' m not.
-You did.
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The law doesn't say don't
discriminate against blacks.
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It says color.
She was fired for being orange.
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-Are there more?
-Excuse me?
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Orange people.
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That's not relevant.
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One day people from another planet
will land on Earth...
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...and ask me to bestow them
their civil rights.
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-I figured they'd be green.
-Your Honor!
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People sometimes think l' m an alien.
Behind my back they call me "Yoda. "
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-I try to rise above it.
-Miss Poole is not an alien.
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She's asking you to say
it's not okay for her to be fired...
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...because of color.
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Will you step up here?
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Let me see your teeth.
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How'd it happen? You saw.
How'd I agree to a date?
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-Why'd you date him?
-Renee's friend.
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I'd call it off now, but that'd fuel
his passive-aggressiveness.
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I'll go through with it. I'll tell him
he had his chance and that's it.
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It's nice to be nice. I believe in it.
But sometimes you gotta dump them.
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-Give this guy the bin.
-You're such a sage.
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There are things I know.
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You pretended to be dead.
He liked it.
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You gotta dump him.
It's what these bastards understand.
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Conflicting thoughts have
spun through my head.
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It is his business, but firing
someone for skin color...
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...and I think you' re a nice color.
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There've been many times I wished
my wife glowed in the dark.
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It'd be easier to see
what I was doing.
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This case isn't about color,
and I'm impotent.
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I mean the law is impotent
to protect you.
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Your Honor? Judge Boyle?
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Call the paramedics!
Your Honor! Judge Boyle?
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Happy?
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Call the paramedics!
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-He's got no pulse.
-What?
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-I think he's dead.
-Can't be. He is! He's dead!
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-Who won?
-Hey!
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Dead dead?
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Oh, my God.
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Which way did he rule?
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Happy Boyle. Bygone.
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-What'd he die of?
-Said he was impotent. Boom.
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-Soy sauce?
-I liked Happy Boyle.
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-I'd like to take a moment.
-Yes.
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Cooked bad?
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Everything's fine. Somebody's dead.
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Could they feed Stefan?
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Maybe a little lettuce or something.
He's giving me a look of famish.
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Bring him right back.
He gets separation anxiety.
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Okay.
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-What?
-What?
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Judge Boyle died.
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He did?
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That's a tragedy, right?
We should leave!
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Did he grab his chest?
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No.
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He was giving his ruling.
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Then he looked like
he was falling asleep.
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He just closed his eyes,
and his head dropped.
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Billy?
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He just went. He was there,
then he was gone.
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Can I see him? We were friends.
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Why did you go and do this, Happy?
You shouldn't have done this.
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Are you okay?
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Yeah.
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He never struck me as happy.
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He was. People thought he was a grump
so he nicknamed himself "Happy. "
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Smart little guy.
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Could you ask him to bring Stefan
back? He has separation problems.
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What's up?
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He's going to be taking a big moment,
that's all I can say.
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Whoa-- What's going on?
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The bad news is Stefan is back.
The good news is he's delicious.
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Tastes like chicken.
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I didn't even know him really.
Why do I miss him so much?
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There was something there.
Some judges sit there, so...
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...I don't know, so cold. Happy Boyle.
There was something human there.
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I remember my first time.
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Show me your teeth.
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-Beg your pardon?
-Hygiene is important.
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Show me your teeth.
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I remember my first time too.
My second trial. I was so nervous.
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I overdid it.
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I can't believe he's gone.
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I never knew you cared
so much about him.
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Neither did l.
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Fitzy.
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Did I miss something?
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-Sorry. Somebody I knew died--
-So you went to get chalk?
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I was gonna call but--
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Okay, time for us
to have a little chat.
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I throw myself at men figuring
once in a while something'll stick.
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I play the game. I know the game.
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I enjoy the game. Mostly
when I compete out of my league.
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Like you're doing.
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I have the sense on occasions
that I go splat...
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...not to hurl myself again.
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There's a difference between losing
and being a loser who...
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...on some level, seeks out defeat.
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That's what you're doing with Ally.
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It's time to take a bite
out of reality.
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Look at Ally. Is she not beautiful?
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Is she not smart or sophisticated?
Is she not all those things, Fitzy?
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I want you to go. Go home.
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Write yourself a letter starting,
" Fitzy, what were you thinking? "
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Now go.
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That's the way to dump somebody, Ally.
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Wrong chambers again, Happy.
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Oh, damn. I don't know why
I keep walking in a door too soon.
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One day, I'm apt to come in
and catch you naked.
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You'd ask to see my teeth.
Good catching up with you.
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Hey.
245
00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:01,873
Hey.
246
00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:08,674
-I am sorry.
-Forget about it.
247
00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:12,953
I just wish I'd walked in.
Ling said you looked incredible.
248
00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:20,910
He used to come in here
three times a week.
249
00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:23,151
He'd pick the wrong door.
250
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:28,117
We'd talk for an hour or two.
He talked about his cases.
251
00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:33,195
All about the characters that
would appear before him that day.
252
00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:35,192
I' m gonna miss him.
253
00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:37,509
Me too.
254
00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:44,679
If I was going to have a homosexual
experience-- Look at that wattle.
255
00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:51,079
Richard, your clergy friend Mark.
Could I borrow his chapel?
256
00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:54,312
Happy's memorial's been left to me.
257
00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:57,559
-l' m sure it'll be okay.
-Thanks.
258
00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:06,108
So everything...
259
00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:11,078
...otherwise okay?
260
00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:13,149
Sure.
261
00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:22,120
People come, people go, huh?
262
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,479
Seems so.
263
00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:02,438
Hey! Just came in to disparage you.
264
00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:05,588
Kidding.
265
00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:08,548
Any reason you're hopping about?
266
00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:11,749
It's a form of smile therapy.
267
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:15,669
Physical optimism induces
emotional well-being.
268
00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:18,349
Ah. Sit.
269
00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:21,234
-I'd rather not--
-Sit.
270
00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:25,796
His number was up, John.
271
00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:31,068
The toilet, the door,
the window, the chopsticks....
272
00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:34,071
They called his number.
273
00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:38,316
We don't know why
God does what he does.
274
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:40,516
His ways are mysterious.
275
00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:43,871
All we know for sure...
276
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:48,070
...he seems to hate frogs
as much as I do.
277
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:57,674
-Could I be alone?
-Sure.
278
00:25:04,120 --> 00:25:05,997
For what it's worth...
279
00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:12,679
... I didn't find him delicious at all.
I thought he was a little tough.
280
00:25:40,360 --> 00:25:41,554
John?
281
00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:50,232
First, the toilet.
282
00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:56,476
Then, he fights back up
into the bowl to find, well, you know.
283
00:25:56,760 --> 00:25:58,318
Unfresh....
284
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:05,189
Then Nelle and Georgia play catch
until the door...
285
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:09,069
...and splat! And
the little legs twitching.
286
00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:13,593
And then the chest compressions!
287
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:15,512
Then the respirator!
288
00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:21,916
Then we think he's never
gonna come back.
289
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:24,151
He's in a coma for a week!
290
00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:30,673
He doesn't give up.
He battles back to consciousness.
291
00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:35,510
-Then I launch him out a window.
-And Ling gets him with a box.
292
00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:40,309
Then we go out to celebrate.
And we eat him!
293
00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:47,912
-He's dead now, boy.
-Oh, he's so dead!
294
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:53,274
-And now we are laughing.
-Chop Suey Frog.
295
00:26:56,320 --> 00:27:01,075
No, you're laughing. My best friend
is dead and you're laughing.
296
00:27:01,360 --> 00:27:03,874
He's lucky. People are sick.
297
00:27:04,120 --> 00:27:08,875
They just laugh at tragedy.
Stefan was too good for this world!
298
00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:11,469
Yeah, he's lucky to be gone!
299
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:23,917
The world is full of weird people.
300
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:27,472
-Just figure that out?
-Why aren't we told?
301
00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:31,309
Why not tell us
in kindergarten people are odd?
302
00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:35,189
Then we wouldn't feel bad
about growing up strange.
303
00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:38,512
We would be more tolerant
of the strange.
304
00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:40,752
Where is this going?
305
00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:47,392
You think that I was
too quick to judge Fitzy?
306
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:49,312
-Excuse me?
-Think about it.
307
00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:53,069
He can't be any stranger
than John Cage or Richard Fish.
308
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:56,317
Or Happy Boyle--
He was really beloved.
309
00:27:56,560 --> 00:27:57,549
By who?
310
00:27:57,840 --> 00:28:00,115
Everyone who knew him.
Even me!
311
00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:05,599
I-- l-- Well, it--
It hurts that he's gone.
312
00:28:07,360 --> 00:28:10,875
Don't ask me why. I don't--
Won't you miss him?
313
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:14,994
Yeah. What's this got
to do with Fitzy?
314
00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:18,472
I'm just saying--
315
00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:22,113
I don't know.
316
00:28:22,360 --> 00:28:26,672
We're brainwashed to believe
the best people are normal.
317
00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:29,075
And maybe they're not.
318
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:33,478
John Cages and Happy Boyles,
maybe they' re the real nuggets.
319
00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:38,475
Maybe we' re missing out,
skipping the Fitzies. Look at us!
320
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:43,355
Clearly, we' re missing out
on something.
321
00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:49,671
Members of the jury...
322
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:54,829
...our witness has a small piece
of spinach caught in an incisor.
323
00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:59,318
When oral decay
builds up between the teeth...
324
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:02,478
... bacteria starts
to build up colonies.
325
00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:07,879
Even the most nutritious vegetable
can turn into a Vietnam.
326
00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:18,669
What' re you thinking about?
327
00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:21,109
Happy.
328
00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:23,951
He used to invite me to lunch.
329
00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:29,672
I always wanted to go,
and I always ended up postponing.
330
00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:35,074
-Think you rescheduled him to death?
-That isn't very funny, Georgia.
331
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:39,758
Billy? He was a wacky
little judge who amused us.
332
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:42,872
What's this about?
333
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:46,910
It's about he's dead. He's gone.
334
00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:53,718
-Like your dad's gone?
-What?
335
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:58,511
Happy was just someone I knew.
He was hardly a father figure.
336
00:29:58,720 --> 00:29:59,709
No.
337
00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:03,911
You and your dad....
338
00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:09,359
You always planned to get together
tomorrow, next week, next month...
339
00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:13,071
-...and suddenly he died.
-lt isn't about that.
340
00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:17,836
I'm just talking about Happy Boyle.
341
00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:20,429
He was a good guy.
342
00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:25,274
This isn't about my father.
343
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:28,389
Okay.
344
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:45,913
Why are you going?
345
00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:50,358
-It's the least we can do.
-That woman is doing the eulogy.
346
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:51,715
-Ling--
-Don't "Ling" me!
347
00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:55,236
We loved him. We want to say goodbye.
348
00:30:57,120 --> 00:31:00,237
-John.
-Richard, Ling....
349
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:10,471
Do these make my b-u-t-t look bigger?
350
00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:13,911
Big date with Nelle.
I think they're fine.
351
00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:17,712
They're fine, right?
352
00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:23,674
-I have news on Fitzy.
-Now what?
353
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:31,071
-He's in your office.
-Thank you, Elaine.
354
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:33,919
I just came by to say sorry.
355
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:40,111
Can we talk? Do you have a second?
It won't take long.
356
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:44,274
Sure. Could you excuse us
for a minute, Elaine?
357
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:46,072
Certainly.
358
00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:48,915
Okay. One second.
359
00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:59,717
-You hurt my arm.
-Show him the bin!
360
00:31:59,960 --> 00:32:02,679
-Elaine!
-Don't "Elaine" me.
361
00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:04,711
The bin, Ally.
362
00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:12,718
Uh, Fitz--
363
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:16,270
I never meant
to make you uncomfortable.
364
00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:19,711
My favorite story
is "Beauty and Beast. "
365
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:24,351
Something told me you might share
that sense of romance.
366
00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:27,472
I' m just sorry
we never got that dance.
367
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:30,319
-You' re trying again.
-Excuse me?
368
00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:34,553
Elaine's right. You're taking
one last shot with Disney.
369
00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:36,870
The thing is...
370
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:42,279
...I get the sense underneath it all
you're a woman who prioritizes...
371
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:44,994
...you know-- Sex.
372
00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:48,631
Despite my apparent shortcomings...
373
00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:52,037
...I think things would
net out for you.
374
00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:00,313
Fitz.
375
00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:05,554
You may be a really great guy...
376
00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:08,832
...and maybe I should take the time
to discover...
377
00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:12,191
...whether or not you are
a really great guy.
378
00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:18,839
But l' m not gonna take that time.
I never want to see you again.
379
00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:23,429
Ever.
380
00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:27,914
Ever!
381
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:47,275
It's too bad. Something told me
you might be the one.
382
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:50,390
Not everybody gets the one.
383
00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:10,675
-Come on. We' re late. It started.
-ln a second. I' m not perfect.
384
00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:12,876
Ling, it's a funeral.
385
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:17,477
Why go? We didn't know
the corpse. I have a line....
386
00:34:17,720 --> 00:34:21,315
Out of respect to our friends
who did know him.
387
00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:26,759
Please. Your friends care about
the little people. It's demeaning!
388
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:31,557
He used to say that it's either
the circus or the legal system...
389
00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:35,878
...and there's too much tooth decay
under the big top.
390
00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:40,119
So sweet. He used
to wander into my office...
391
00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:44,478
... now and then. He claimed
by mistake, but it never was.
392
00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:47,877
No. One thing about Happy Boyle.
393
00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:52,475
He had a certain radar...
394
00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:57,355
...for people who could
maybe use some company.
395
00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:03,070
I once asked him, " Happy, what
would you like your legacy to be? "
396
00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:06,357
He said, that by the time he died...
397
00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:09,472
... he hoped it mattered that he lived.
398
00:35:10,680 --> 00:35:13,672
And judging from this room today....
399
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:17,515
I don't know why l' m crying.
400
00:35:18,240 --> 00:35:22,870
I knew him, but I didn't know him,
you know, that well. I--
401
00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:27,038
Excuse me, thank you.
402
00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:38,675
I didn't know him that well, either.
403
00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:41,680
And I think many of us here...
404
00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:45,668
...were caught off guard
by the void he's left.
405
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:50,396
And little that I did know,
I'm left with the feeling...
406
00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:54,275
...this was a person
we should have known better.
407
00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:56,909
That makes the hurt worse...
408
00:35:57,120 --> 00:36:00,669
...the sense that he's gone
before we could....
409
00:36:12,720 --> 00:36:15,075
He made us smile, didn't he?
410
00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:23,475
There are three things we could do...
411
00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:25,875
...to make Happy happy.
412
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:28,149
First...
413
00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:34,470
...call someone you should have called
and tell them how you feel.
414
00:36:34,720 --> 00:36:39,510
Second, go to lunch with someone
you want to know better.
415
00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:40,909
And third...
416
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:47,999
...the man lying there.
Show him your teeth.
417
00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:21,468
-lt was the best funeral I've been to.
-Really? Why?
418
00:39:21,720 --> 00:39:26,396
I' m not sure. Maybe because
he deserved celebration.
419
00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:31,270
-ls this a segue into Stefan?
-You didn't get it with us, did you?
420
00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:35,712
I got it that he was important.
I don't need the reason.
421
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:39,191
Why can't people understand
I'm drawn to a frog?
422
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:43,393
People don't understand
attractions sometimes, do they?
423
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:48,231
Do you want to come in?
424
00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:51,677
Not tonight. Another time, perhaps.
425
00:39:56,960 --> 00:39:58,473
Lake George.
426
00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:03,072
If you' re not coming in,
we should say good night here.
427
00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:10,078
I want to thank--
You've been a pillar of support--
428
00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:15,274
I'm sorry but I'm not gonna wait
for you to kiss me anymore.
429
00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:18,271
Call me a tramp.
430
00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:36,311
-Think we can do that again sometime?
-Sure.
431
00:40:37,720 --> 00:40:39,517
-Night.
-Night.
432
00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:36,069
You stinker!
433
00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:38,389
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