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Excuse me. Are you all right?
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Yeah. I'm okay.
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Sometimes I'm so okay
I have to sit and cry about it...
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...Iet some of the joy out.
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I was just being concerned.
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Thank you.
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Maybe I could help.
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You've already done more
than enough. Really.
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If you're gonna sit
on a sidewalk and cry...
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...you have to expect people
to stop to help.
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You shouldn't be rude.
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I'm crying because
I just came from the doctor.
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He diagnosed me with
acute courtesy disorder...
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...which causes a compulsion
to be impolite.
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So I'm sorry if I upset you. Bitch!
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You made that up.
There's no such thing.
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If you could just please
leave me alone, okay?
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Sorry, I dropped my bag.
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Could you get it?
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Sure.
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-Here you go.
-Thanks.
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Get up.
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It's your turn.
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Could I play?
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Officer.
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How's it going?
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Story of Love
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This way.
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-You're back.
-And I have my stationery.
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-What now?
-She assaulted me.
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Let's go.
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-I'm afraid of her.
-The same cell?
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Come on. Let's go.
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This is untenable.
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-What do you mean?
-She wasn't clear.
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She helped someone in distress
and then kicked her.
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What?
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Settle.
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Upcoming regionals.
The stair compulsories.
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-John.
-Competition is Saturday.
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-He's here all week?
-He won't interfere.
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-Hey, John.
-Nelle.
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Stefan, Nelle.
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Good God, Stefan!
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-ls he hurt?
-How could you?
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I'm sorry.
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-He's gross.
-You could've killed him.
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-He went at me.
-His heart's racing.
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-I'll check myself for warts.
-Give him to me.
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-My father's a vet.
-Why does he have a frog?
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Hey, buddy. Oh, there you go.
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Seems okay. What happened?
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-She tried to kill him.
-Did not.
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-I saw you.
-He scared me.
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He's fine.
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-May I see him?
-White's Tree Frog?
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You cracked a rib.
It hurts to breathe.
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Yeah? Well, tough fracture.
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I mean break.
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Can a bruised rib get you
out of a court date?
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You look like you'd know.
Got a record?
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No.
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Maybe a little one.
Why do you have to go to court?
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I'm being sued and my lawyer
dropped me.
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They won't try you without counsel.
What are you being sued for?
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-Assault.
-Who was it?
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My best friend, or she was
until she slept with my boyfriend.
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She did that and she's suing you?
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I picked her up and sort of threw her.
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Well, well, well.
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I stopped to be a good Samaritan.
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-She has a history of violence.
-Oh, tell the world.
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-You both can go.
-We can?
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Unless you wanna arrest each other.
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We don't.
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-Do we?
-No.
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Well, let's go.
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I'm a lawyer.
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-Do you want me to represent you?
-What?
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I could at least get you a continuance
if you agree not to sue me.
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Are you any good?
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Are you surprising me by taking me
out to lunch?
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-It's 9:30.
-Lunch would surprise me then.
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I'm quitting the magazine, like we
talked about, and starting my own.
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Excellent.
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I need to file corporation papers.
I thought Ally could handle it.
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Great.
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Richard or Nelle are better
in corporate. Ally's a litigator.
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Oh. So I should talk to them?
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I'll make an appointment for you.
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Great. I'll talk to you later.
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Sure.
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-I'm sorry.
-It's okay.
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Oh, wait. Here, let me.
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-I have to watch where I'm going.
-Actually, I'm here to see you.
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-Really?
-Yeah.
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I'm starting a corporation
for my new magazine.
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-Do you do corporate work?
-Me? Sure.
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Elaine thought Richard or Nelle.
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Oh, well, they do specialize
in it more than me.
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-lt was great to see you again.
-Oh, you too.
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Actually, since you were my lawyer
before, I think I'd feel...
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...more comfortable--
If you think you can do it.
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Sure. No problem.
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-Should I set up an appointment?
-Yeah, an appointment.
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How about the end of the day?
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-Great. Six?
-Great.
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Nice running into you.
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-Good morning.
-Morning.
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I' m sorry.
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-They just--
-Did you want something?
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Just to apologize....
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Did you know he's on your head?
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It's a place of comfort to him.
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I'm sorry I rattled him. I know
this competition is important to you.
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Your Honor, we would like a month--
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It's her fourth continuance. The case
is marked "no further continuances. "
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But she has no counsel.
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-She has you.
-I just got the case.
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She got dumped by her lawyer.
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-She fired her lawyer.
-What?
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Just like she fired the others,
all on the eve of the trial...
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...in order to get
another continuance.
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Given that my client has not
been truthful with me...
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... I'll withdraw as counsel.
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T oo late. We start tomorrow.
You are her lawyer.
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You can't make me.
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The bad news for you is, I can.
The good news, dress however you like.
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T en o'clock. Adjourned.
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I didn't lie. I just didn't
volunteer information.
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-Don't take it out on me.
-Part of your job is to support me.
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I gotta be ready for a damn trial
in 1 2 hours.
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So you're unprepared.
People won't notice.
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-Excuse me?
-I meant it in a good way.
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You're so great off the cuff.
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Hello?
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George. Hi.
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Twice today. To what do I owe?
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I'm here to get my
corporation started.
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Ally's doing it?
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I just figured I'd be
more comfortable....
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Well, it makes sense.
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I'm suddenly in trial tomorrow,
and I don't have much time.
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Elaine, could you hold my calls?
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Sure.
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So, you need to choose your officers.
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You may want a partnership
instead of a corporation.
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There are tax consequences, plus
you can be shielded from liability.
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Do you wanna think about it
or do you--?
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-What?
-I don't care about all this.
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I mean, I thought I did.
I do, but--
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I'm just trying to invent a reason
to be with you.
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I cannot stop thinking about you.
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We shouldn't be talking about this.
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Well, I kind of got this sense
that you--
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I send out a lot of senses. But--
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You're Elaine's boyfriend.
End of story.
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Elaine and I are not exclusive.
I date different--
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Ah, you juggle.
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I date. And until I meet
the right one, which--
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I'm in trial tomorrow and l--
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I really--
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Okay. I'm sorry.
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It's okay. I mean....
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-I'm flattered.
-Yeah.
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But--
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Could you...
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...close it?
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Sure.
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I'm working behind the bar.
I look up, there's Hannah.
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Her.
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-The defendant?
-Yes.
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I thought she was there
for her shift.
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Then, suddenly, she grabs me
by the hair.
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Then, she knocks me down.
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She's calling me garbage.
And then...
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...she's coming towards me
and she says:
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"Time to take out the garbage. "
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And she's carrying me
to this big garbage canister...
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...and she just drops me in.
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It was the most humiliating
moment of my life.
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Were you minding your own business
when you started dating Joel?
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Well, yes, because my personal life
is my own business.
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-You knew that she was dating him?
-Yes.
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Hannah had told you many times
that she was in love with him, right?
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Yes, but she falls in love a lot.
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I'm not a lawyer, I admit.
But is she allowed to just lie?
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Knowing Hannah Puck
was falling in love with him...
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...you begin to date Joel?
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-ln my mind--
-I don't need you to explain.
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I just want a yes or a no.
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Yes.
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Your good friend tells you
that she's falling in love...
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...with a guy she's seeing,
and then you begin to date him.
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I had fallen in love too.
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I see.
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And tell me, this trash can
she threw you in, did it fit?
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-Objection!
-Oh, withdrawn.
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Nothing further.
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-Are you in love?
-We haven't had sex.
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-Ling.
-You have to have sex first?
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-Yes.
-Why?
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Men love any woman they wanna
sleep with. It's the admission ticket.
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-God!
-What?
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John's frog. Why is he always in here?
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He escapes. That's John's seat.
He probably likes the scent.
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He shouldn't be hopping here.
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Come here, big guy.
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-Great. Get him.
-I'm not doing it.
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-I'm senior partner. Georgia--
-Forget it.
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I like a fresh bowl.
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-What?
-Richard has something to tell you.
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What?
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I just wanna say...
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...good luck on the competition.
We're all rooting for you.
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Thank you.
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-You didn't tell him?
-No.
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It's not something you can spring.
"Hey, John, seen your frog? "
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-What will we do?
-Let him be missing.
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John will start to panic,
think the worst...
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...then when he finds out,
it won't be a shock.
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-That is--
-You tell!
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-You chased him in!
-Look!
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We have to tell. It's the only
decent thing to do.
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Excuse me.
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Sorry. You startled me.
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Stefan has escaped again.
Anyone seen him?
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-No.
-I haven't.
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Me either.
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Damn.
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Nice going, Mr. Decent.
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You've known John the longest.
You were nearest when the frog jumped.
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You need to convince the jury, Hannah.
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-T estify?
-Speak from the heart. You have one?
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You know, you remind me of me.
Thanks for helping.
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-I'm sure you were once a nice person.
-I was.
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-Meet me here tomorrow at 1 0:00.
-Okay.
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-Bye.
-Bye.
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-Oh, I'm sorry.
-That was close.
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You're flexible. You could do
my wiggle walk.
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-Listen, George--
-I know. I came to apologize.
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Over a cup of coffee?
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I know I put you in an awkward
situation.
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But under the heading of
"Life is too short"...
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...I got a hit the first time
I laid eyes on you.
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The best laid eyes can
end in disaster. Elaine--
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I know, but the fact that
you' re also admirable doesn't help.
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It was a treat.
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Me too.
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George....
251
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Could you go doing your wiggle walk?
252
00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:48,229
Excuse me.
253
00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:52,031
I think letting you just walk off
could haunt me.
254
00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:54,276
The image will wash away easier--
255
00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:57,074
You want me to wiggle walk
on the street?
256
00:17:57,280 --> 00:18:00,397
-You said you were a fan of "silly. "
-I did?
257
00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:03,637
And that it makes you feel better
when you're sad.
258
00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:06,031
Did I say I was sad?
259
00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:11,949
Maybe it's me who's sad.
260
00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:19,109
No no no no
261
00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:21,038
Nobody can do the--
262
00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:23,834
-What are you doing?
-Oh, you don't know.
263
00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:28,750
I have to do the walk to this song.
Since I don't have a stereo...
264
00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:30,916
... I hear the songs in my head.
265
00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:35,799
That's ridiculous. Nobody hears
music in their heads.
266
00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:44,276
I'm gonna have to get another lawyer
to handle my corporate work.
267
00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:45,469
Okay.
268
00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:51,235
-Bye, George.
-Yeah. See you.
269
00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:57,789
Frog call?
270
00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:04,636
Something's wrong. Even when
he wanders, he comes back quickly.
271
00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:08,235
He's not coming back, John.
272
00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:12,837
He was on your toilet seat again.
273
00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:16,350
I went to catch him.
He jumped into the bowl...
274
00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:20,553
...right when you came in,
hitting your automatic flusher.
275
00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:23,593
I should have told you then, but l--
276
00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:27,634
We were thinking there'd be
some way to soften it.
277
00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:31,633
There isn't.
278
00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:35,073
You know, I wish--
279
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:44,239
-I'm sorry.
-Sure he didn't get out?
280
00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:47,837
-Positive.
-Could you excuse me?
281
00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:49,234
John, hey--
282
00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:53,435
I'd like to be alone, Richard.
283
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:56,472
Sure, yeah.
284
00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:06,434
Richard?
285
00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:09,835
What's wrong?
286
00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:11,268
John's frog.
287
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,636
He was accidentally killed.
288
00:21:57,200 --> 00:22:01,159
-What can we do?
-You could have saved the frog.
289
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:04,119
-You scared him into the bowl.
-All right.
290
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:11,710
-You admit, this was an overreaction.
-I was betrayed.
291
00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:14,155
By Ms. Payne.
292
00:22:14,360 --> 00:22:16,715
And Joel. I was in love with him.
293
00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:21,471
When he broke it off with me,
the only person I could turn to...
294
00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:24,240
...was Laura. She was
my closest friend.
295
00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:28,230
And then I find out that she was--
296
00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:30,192
So you accosted her.
297
00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:33,995
I lost myself. For me to be able
to lift her, I had to be...
298
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:39,399
...on an adrenaline explosion.
She weighs 25 pounds more than me.
299
00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:44,032
Objection! My client would like
to have that stricken.
300
00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:48,028
-Did you try to hurt her?
-No. I still care for her.
301
00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:51,755
It was more about acting out
my own hurt, you know?
302
00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:55,111
I just couldn't believe
that she would--
303
00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:59,429
-I can't bring myself to say it.
-Steal your lover?
304
00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:01,949
-Objection!
-Sustained!
305
00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:03,912
I' m trying to forgive her.
306
00:23:04,120 --> 00:23:08,318
I'm surprised she can't see her way
toward forgiving me.
307
00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:11,593
-That's all, Your Honor.
-Ms. Puck.
308
00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:14,950
Objection! Where did he
come from?
309
00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:18,033
-He filed an appearance.
-They hid him!
310
00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:20,276
-Objection!
-You can't do that!
311
00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:22,550
-Ms. McBeal?
-Who else is there?
312
00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:24,478
Ms. McBeal!
313
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:28,074
Proceed, counsel.
314
00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:31,833
Ms. Puck, when you
first met your lawyer...
315
00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:34,759
...you attacked her with your bag?
316
00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:37,516
We had a misunderstanding.
317
00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:39,398
And what happened next?
318
00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:41,670
-She kicked me.
-Objection.
319
00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:45,672
-She kicked me too, Your Honor.
-Objection!
320
00:23:45,880 --> 00:23:47,916
Get up to the bench, now!
321
00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:54,949
I don't know what's
going on here--
322
00:23:56,120 --> 00:23:58,111
-ls he down there?
-Yes.
323
00:23:58,360 --> 00:24:01,955
Your Honor, they're trying
to undermine my credibility--
324
00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:06,039
-Did you kick him?
-I thought he was a baby.
325
00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:07,709
Mr. Koolie.
326
00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:14,108
Would you please keep
your focus on the witness?
327
00:24:14,360 --> 00:24:16,590
-Yes, Your Honor.
-Step back.
328
00:24:20,120 --> 00:24:22,588
Put me down. Put me down.
329
00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:26,719
Thank you.
330
00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:30,919
-Why bring a midget?
-He's 1 0, a genius.
331
00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:34,476
They brought him in
to make us look like bullies.
332
00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:37,831
-Why did you kick him?
-It's a long story.
333
00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:41,038
Look, here he comes.
334
00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:46,239
Oren, I'm surprised. You're being
exploited for your size.
335
00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:48,995
-Gotta make a living.
-You're 1 0.
336
00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:50,918
$55,000. We walk away.
337
00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:52,595
Not a chance.
338
00:24:53,120 --> 00:24:54,792
I'll be back.
339
00:24:57,160 --> 00:24:58,149
Cute little guy.
340
00:24:58,360 --> 00:25:01,716
He must have really sailed
when you kicked him.
341
00:25:04,360 --> 00:25:05,349
What's that?
342
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:09,354
His remote flusher.
He crushed it. It was on his desk.
343
00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:11,357
-Where's John?
-I don't know.
344
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:16,116
Richard, we have to do something.
He was so close to that frog.
345
00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:18,949
Richard?
346
00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:21,515
Hey, John. How are you doing?
347
00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:26,319
Okay. I'd like to have
a memorial service.
348
00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:28,871
-I know it seems silly--
-It's not.
349
00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:31,878
Not at all. Do it here in the office?
350
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:33,949
That's fine.
351
00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:36,071
I'll circulate a memo.
352
00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:46,673
John?
353
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:50,111
I know I seemed hostile to Stefan.
354
00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:53,274
-You hated him.
-I didn't.
355
00:25:54,120 --> 00:25:55,712
You loathe frog-kind.
356
00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:03,751
When I was 7 years old,
I had a hamster.
357
00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:05,313
Millie.
358
00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:08,117
I loved her so much.
359
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:13,549
In high school, I was the star of
my track team. Won almost every meet.
360
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:16,360
People would ask, "How do you train? "
361
00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:21,190
And I would say, " Hard work. "
The normal stuff.
362
00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:24,915
But the truth was
it was because of Millie.
363
00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:29,557
From second grade on,
I would sprint home after school...
364
00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:33,958
... because I just missed her so much.
I couldn't wait to see her.
365
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:37,709
Then one day...
366
00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:44,079
... my brother put an Argentine
Horned Frog in my terrarium.
367
00:26:46,120 --> 00:26:48,315
And he ate Millie.
368
00:26:50,120 --> 00:26:53,351
It was a year, before I could
forgive my brother.
369
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:55,636
I've never forgiven the frog.
370
00:26:56,200 --> 00:27:00,830
Well, Stefan never hurt anybody
or anything.
371
00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:02,748
I know.
372
00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:05,235
I was just trying to explain--
373
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:10,272
I' m sorry for your loss.
374
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,718
I appreciate that.
375
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:47,155
-Fifty-five isn't a bad out.
-She doesn't have $55,000.
376
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:50,915
Plus, the other girl
took her boyfriend.
377
00:27:51,120 --> 00:27:53,156
Boyfriends are not taken.
378
00:27:53,360 --> 00:27:56,352
People find each other,
sometimes there's a bump.
379
00:27:56,560 --> 00:27:59,154
Renee, when I saw him
do that wiggle walk--
380
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:02,717
-Then go out with him.
-I can't.
381
00:28:09,360 --> 00:28:11,112
Did he know you'd be here?
382
00:28:11,360 --> 00:28:14,432
She brought him. He doesn't know
we all come.
383
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:22,591
He does now. He just saw us.
384
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:51,158
-Where's Ally?
-ln court.
385
00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:54,358
-Why am I here?
-You'll be at the service--
386
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:55,999
What's going on?
387
00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:59,351
The Biscuit will take
this memorial very seriously.
388
00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:02,028
It would be a disaster
for us to laugh.
389
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:05,550
With the strange things he says,
we might be tempted.
390
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:08,439
So let's get it out
of our system now.
391
00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:11,359
-We' re practicing a funeral?
-For a frog?
392
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:14,711
Elaine and I have written
a little mock eulogy...
393
00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:18,316
... hitting the points John
will probably touch on.
394
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:20,750
If you have to laugh, do it now.
395
00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:22,439
You' re kidding.
396
00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:25,677
He's right. We don't wanna laugh.
397
00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:27,108
Let's just do it.
398
00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:28,799
Elaine.
399
00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:33,994
"He wasn't just a beloved frog.
400
00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:36,873
He was an amphibian who loved others.
401
00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:40,550
Many reptiles see things
as they are and say, 'Why? ' "
402
00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:42,199
He won't say that.
403
00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:46,513
We're dealing with John Cage.
Who knows what he'll say.
404
00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:49,357
"He was a giving frog. "
405
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:53,719
Feelings, we can 't really control.
406
00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:58,079
But behavior, we can and we should.
407
00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:03,874
Is it understandable that Hannah Puck
suffered hurt feelings? Of course.
408
00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:08,358
Is it acceptable behavior for her
to assault Laura Payne...
409
00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:12,513
...to throw her into
a trash bin? Of course not.
410
00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:16,554
And Ms. Puck, she took that stand
defending her actions.
411
00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:20,315
Basically saying emotion
just took her over.
412
00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:23,990
Saying that Laura Payne
was the wrong-doer. For what?
413
00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:28,159
For letting her emotion take her over?
She fell in love.
414
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:29,918
She fell in love.
415
00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:35,359
Is it unfortunate that the man was
her best friend's boyfriend? Yes.
416
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:37,079
But love, true love...
417
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:41,068
...it isn't something that
just comes along like a train...
418
00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:45,751
...where you can say,
"Hey, I'll just catch the next one. "
419
00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:50,556
If everything we've been told
about true love is in fact true...
420
00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:53,355
... maybe it comes along once.
421
00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:57,470
Does it make sense
to exalt the protocol...
422
00:30:57,680 --> 00:31:01,116
...of friendship over your
one chance of--?
423
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:04,869
I imagine...
424
00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:09,715
...two people being right
for each other.
425
00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:13,913
Knowing they' re right for each other
and letting it pass...
426
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:17,118
... because she dates my friend.
427
00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:19,038
Any woman who does that...
428
00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:24,235
...well, she sort of dumps herself
in that trash bin, doesn't she?
429
00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:27,869
Her best friend.
430
00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:31,152
Not a friend, her best friend.
431
00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:34,432
Leaving her in a big heap.
432
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:37,151
And then, she sues her.
433
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:41,951
Then she hires a diminutive lawyer
for the sole purpose...
434
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:44,116
...of making me the heavy.
435
00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:48,353
He struts up in court, announces
that I kicked him once.
436
00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:52,479
No relevance except to make you
not like me or my client.
437
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:57,515
A gross attempt at manipulating you,
and he should be ashamed for it.
438
00:31:58,120 --> 00:31:59,519
Ashamed.
439
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:07,799
Mr. Koolie?
440
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:10,590
She hurt my feelings!
441
00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:50,153
I don't wanna be ridiculous here.
I know he wasn't human.
442
00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:53,670
But he was a little soul
who touched me.
443
00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:57,634
I'm not embarrassed to have loved him
or to miss him.
444
00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:01,717
I guess the only thing left
for me to do is to...
445
00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:07,549
... honor him.
446
00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:12,276
And I do that by sharing my love
for him with the people I love.
447
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:18,908
T o know that it was my own hand
that pushed the button.
448
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:24,314
T o know that it was me
who had the toilet altered...
449
00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:27,920
...so that there'd be
a stronger flush.
450
00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:31,914
Because I like a fresh bowl
and remnants upset me.
451
00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:36,277
Imagine what it must have been like
for him...
452
00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:41,270
...to be suddenly gone in a violent
whirlpool, cascading him.
453
00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:46,071
I can only hope the bowl was
indeed fresh when he fell into it.
454
00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:51,033
I'm sorry. Sorry.
455
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:55,156
I use humor to preempt the pain.
456
00:33:58,160 --> 00:33:59,593
-Me too.
-lt works.
457
00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:07,711
Oh. Oh, John.
458
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:10,513
John!
459
00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:17,720
I think you tried to make us laugh.
460
00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:19,309
Why would l--?
461
00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:22,552
You're angry and it's easier
than being sad.
462
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:27,669
-I didn't intend to be funny.
-But sometimes you are, just the same.
463
00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:31,395
Remember you said people
see you as funny-strange...
464
00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:35,115
...and I said I see you
as special-strange? Guess what?
465
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:38,750
Everybody in that room
thinks you' re special.
466
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:40,757
That's why they' re there.
467
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:42,752
Go finish your service.
468
00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:47,159
If we laugh, we laugh. But go finish.
469
00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:55,916
I can't walk away from you.
470
00:34:56,720 --> 00:34:58,312
I won't.
471
00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:07,308
Verdict.
472
00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:10,109
See you.
473
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:26,111
-What do you think?
-It's close.
474
00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:30,313
-Did the midget make the difference?
-He's not a midget.
475
00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:32,872
All rise.
476
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,833
Has the jury reached its verdict?
477
00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:42,951
-Yes, Your Honor.
-What say you?
478
00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:47,751
We find in favor of the plaintiff,
Laura Payne...
479
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:52,312
...and order Hannah Puck to pay
damages in the amount of one dollar.
480
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:55,268
-One dollar?
-That's great.
481
00:35:57,320 --> 00:35:58,309
One dollar?
482
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:01,872
Mr. Koolie?
483
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:04,517
Give it a rest, Oren.
484
00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:06,675
Court dismissed.
485
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:08,309
Thank you.
486
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:11,314
You really do remind me of me.
487
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:13,519
Thank you.
488
00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:17,312
-Bye.
-Bye.
489
00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:23,593
-Until we meet again?
-Yes, Oren, until.
490
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:34,513
Elaine?
491
00:36:35,720 --> 00:36:37,517
What are you doing here?
492
00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:42,557
You can have any man you want, Ally.
Please don't take mine.
493
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:04,877
-Hey.
-Hello.
494
00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:08,959
I got something for you.
I was looking to get a card...
495
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:14,518
...but I remember when I lost Millie
my mother went right out--
496
00:37:14,720 --> 00:37:15,709
Here.
497
00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:22,112
She's not a replacement. But--
498
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:24,709
Well, she is cute...
499
00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:27,113
...for a frog.
500
00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:29,676
She's an American Tree Frog.
501
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:34,119
She's got those little gecko hands
like Stefan had.
502
00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:37,115
She is so tiny.
503
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:44,517
-She likes you.
-She needs training.
504
00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:48,116
Yes. We don't want her jumping
on people's noses.
505
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:52,318
May I call her Millie?
506
00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:55,113
Sure.
507
00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:58,311
You're a kind person, Nelle.
508
00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:00,313
You won't tell?
509
00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:02,512
It will be our secret.
510
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:22,908
Hey.
511
00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:31,517
Elaine's a great girl. The last thing
I want is to hurt her, but--
512
00:38:34,720 --> 00:38:36,517
You know...
513
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:40,111
...your wiggle walk?
514
00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:47,359
When I was sad, sometimes I'd skip.
515
00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:54,109
And the way that you can
hear songs in your head?
516
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,560
But underneath that
fun stuff in common--
517
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:01,310
-What?
-We're not right for each other.
518
00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:04,957
I can't really explain
how I know. But I do.
519
00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:06,913
You're lying.
520
00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:08,949
I can't.
521
00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:11,515
Ally, I won't end up with Elaine.
522
00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:15,309
Maybe you will, maybe you won't.
But I'm not the one.
523
00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:18,913
It will hurt her more if l--
524
00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:26,399
I haven't so much as held your hand
and already I'm in love with you.
525
00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:36,114
It's not gonna happen, George.
526
00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:49,716
If you tell me you don't feel
a little of what I feel, I'll leave.
527
00:39:57,360 --> 00:39:58,509
I...
528
00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:01,397
...don't feel what you feel.
529
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:24,909
You stinker!
530
00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:27,309
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