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Hello.
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Ling. You're back?
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-I'm here to see Nelle.
-Certainly.
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Who would we be suing today?
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Ling.
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This woman drips with sarcasm
at my personal expense.
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The disadvantage of magnetism
is that you bring people out.
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People who would otherwise go
unnoticed. It's a tribute to you.
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Let's go to my office to talk.
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I' m sorry. She's just--
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Yes. And thank you for defending me
so staunchly, Nelle.
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Elaine.
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-Hi, Georgia.
-What's the matter?
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Nothing. It's just that
bitchy little thing is back.
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Who's she suing now?
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Maybe her gynecologist
pulled the wrong tooth.
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Elaine.
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That was vicious.
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Fools Night Out
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-You' re kidding!
-It's a cosmetic surgery case.
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-Why not sue the doctor?
-Nurse has more money.
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-This is ridiculous.
-T esting.
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You should be happy...
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-...to get my business. I'm a plum.
-Suing because her breasts are real?
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When you say it like that,
it sounds silly.
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-No--
-Georgia?
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Whenever we get some insane claim,
you make me take it.
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Two depositions, tops.
Then it will go away.
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Your church minister is here.
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-Are you available?
-Mark?
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-Sorry to barge in.
-That's okay.
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Just do the deposition,
then we'll settle.
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I'd promise satisfaction...
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...if you were capable
of happiness. Go do a nail now.
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-It's because of her.
-Ling?
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Nelle. Ling gets priority
because she's Nelle's client--
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-That's not fair.
-Suing a nurse...
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...for having real breasts.
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-lf anything, it's Richard.
-Nelle.
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What has she done to deserve
this reaction?
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-What has she done?
-Yes! What has she done?
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She showed up. That's what.
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I have a little "Mirror, mirror
on the wall" complex.
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"Mirror, mirror on the wall"?
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I know it sounds stupid...
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...but all my life I've been
the fairest one of all.
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-Don't laugh!
-I'm not.
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And her--
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Maybe I'm not the best lawyer...
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...but I've always felt like
the fairest one here.
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I'm not proud of saying that, but--
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And then she arrived and--
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Hey, guys.
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-You had your legs up.
-I didn't.
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Yes, you did. I checked.
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Well, maybe they just flew up.
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Your "mirror" dropped me from
second to third, my legs reacted.
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Actually, I knew you were there.
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Did you? You could tell
by my asparagus diet?
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-All right.
-Quiet.
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" Fairest one of all "?
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-I wasn't including you.
-Oh, really?
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Why is that?
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You're in your own universe.
I refer to the one we all live in.
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All right.
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Okay.
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T ell me what I've missed.
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I'm in a situation I can't handle.
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What kind of situation?
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I've been in a relationship--
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She's married?
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-Guy?
-No!
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-Sheep?
-Can I talk?
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Go ahead.
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She's the music supervisor
of our choir. The one you...
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...prevailed upon to sing
that "Short People" song.
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Lisa, yeah.
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-How was she?
-Richard, please.
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Obviously, we weren't married.
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The minister and somebody
from the church--
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Doesn't exactly
make me an altar boy.
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If you were an altar boy,
you'd be with a priest.
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What's the big deal?
Consenting adults, even unmarried--
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I would appreciate your
letting me get through this.
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Of course.
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I ended the relationship
two months ago.
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Since then, the songs she sings
for our services, I feel they' re...
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...directed at me.
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What songs?
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First they were obscure hymns
about lost love and broken hearts.
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Lately, she's been doing pop.
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-And the congregation?
-I don't think they know.
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She's a great performer.
She's probably better than my sermons.
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What's the problem?
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This is a church. I'm afraid
to fire her or even demote her.
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It may seem retaliatory.
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And yet I can't let her
keep singing those songs.
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-She's hard to shop for.
-Your sister?
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She has everything.
But I knew she wanted nicer breasts.
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She thought hers were small.
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So you decided--
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T o get her implants.
I went to Dr. Noffle.
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We discussed the importance
of them feeling natural.
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Scars make my sister vasovagal.
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He says, " Let me show you some
of my work. " She comes in.
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She unveils. She's full, soft,
without a hint of a blemish.
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I almost signed up
and my breasts are perfect.
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Shouldn't you be typing?
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And you're claiming that you
paid for your sister's operation--
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Based on her full, soft implants.
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My sister got little, petrified lumps.
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She jumps, they don't move.
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The scars? My uncle slit his wrists
with more finesse.
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But she doesn't have implants.
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Hers are real, the total fraud.
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Now why haven't you...
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...sued the plastic surgeon?
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He's an empty pocket.
She's collectable.
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Type!
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All right, then.
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God so loved the world
that he gave his only son--
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-Why did you bring me?
-We're in a church.
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-Why am I here?
-Because I dragged you.
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Don't shush me.
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Let us pray.
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Lord, help us find the strength
to turn away from evil.
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T o confront it when it threatens.
T o see it, wherever it shall live.
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-Praise the Lord. Amen.
-Amen!
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We've all heard the saying
that all it takes...
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...for evil to succeed
is for good men to do nothing.
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This could get windy.
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But before that, we have a hymn.
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Say the word. Come on.
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Sing, honey.
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Go ahead.
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Not exactly a hymn.
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It's an anthem.
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I like it.
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She's singing to you.
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-And you.
-You got that.
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Feels religious to me.
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T ough to fire her.
The people enjoyed it.
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This is not right.
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You slept with her.
It's sexual harassment.
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-I haven't done anything.
-You're a man. You're liable.
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Our relationship ended.
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That song wasn't overtly
directed at you.
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So I let her keep doing this?
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You need to mediate.
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We need someone who speaks
the language of loneliness.
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Why me?
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-You can tap into her despair.
-Why?
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Knowing no matter how long
you live, you'll always be alone.
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And yet, charging forth.
Never under the assumption...
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...it'll get better. You're the hero
she might listen to.
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Thanks. I live to help others cope.
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I never said my breasts
were artificial.
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Ms. Silverman, you knew he was
using you as an example.
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-I didn't at first.
-You didn't?
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I was told that the patients wanted
breasts similar to mine--
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Dr. Noffle wasn't completely
honest with me.
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You didn't know?
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Eventually, it became apparent that
he was saying he'd worked on me.
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Did that happen this time?
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It would be a lie to say
I didn't suspect.
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-Should I lie?
-Probably not.
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I knew he had done this
with other patients.
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I'm not shocked to learn
he did so here.
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We actually have a case.
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-Come on.
-Misrepresentation--
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My client isn't the merchant.
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She was part of the fraud.
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Your client's sister got breasts
that resemble Ms. Silverman's.
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-You've seen them?
-Pictures.
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Pictures don't tell you
how they feel or move.
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I might be out of line,
but is it possible...
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...that Ms. Woo could err
to the litigious side?
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Why don't we just take a look?
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Then we can give our client
informed advice.
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That's a good idea.
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Excuse me?
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-This afternoon?
-Right here.
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-At 3:00?
-See you then.
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What?
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"Let's look"?
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It was his idea.
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Didn't you put up
a fight? "Great, 3:00. "
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-Georgia--
-You are bringing in the two women--
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-It's evidence.
-Evidence?
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Let's do a taste test
while we're at it.
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Is this about Nelle too?
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It's not about Nelle. Although
I'm sure her breasts are perfect.
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Of course, you'd be standing there.
That's the way things work here.
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Go pick a stall and hoist your legs.
You'll learn all about us.
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Case going well?
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John.
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Oh, Nelle.
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How is your day going?
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How's my day going?
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Can I ask you something?
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Your questions make me fraught.
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Are we ever going to go out?
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I don't mean downstairs
to the dance floor. I mean, out.
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Cuomo.
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We work together.
It's probably a bad idea.
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You're a partner. I'd have that
inequality thing to hurdle.
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But if you're drawn to me,
I do think you're cute.
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I don't mean to pressure you.
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-Your timing is perfect.
-Why?
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Sunday services.
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My sermon is on God's planet,
all nations being one.
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World peace through his love.
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She's singing about a nuclear bomb.
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Well, she's not saying drop it on you.
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This is a kind, loving woman.
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-Ever since we broke up--
-The congregation likes it.
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-I can't let her do this.
-I think you're overreacting.
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Maybe not.
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I won't subject my sister
to objectification.
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-Don't call me Ling.
-It's your name.
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Not with a hard "L" and a hard "G. "
It's a soft name. Ling.
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You say it "Ling," it offends me.
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Ling.
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Buying your sister breast implants
exposed her to objectification.
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Bringing suit under the
Uniform Commercial Code tends to--
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I' m deaf to condescension.
I could hear a pin drop.
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Richard, I know she's a plum--
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You don't understand.
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Beautifully proportioned.
The shapely can be...
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...so blind to the less fortunate.
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I wanted my sister to maybe
feel like you.
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T o walk down the street just once,
feeling ample.
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Maybe God didn't give you a heart
under your perfect breasts.
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-ls he suing me?
-Not at all.
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-He's concerned by your music.
-People say they love it.
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So you have shifted your tone
since you broke up?
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It's my only way to
deal with the pain.
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I express myself through music.
I don't think people notice.
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-He does.
-Well, he should.
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Do you know what he did?
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-Relationships end for many reasons.
-Do you know what he did?
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No.
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He changed his heart.
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-Excuse me?
-That's the full explanation.
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We talked of marriage.
We were in love.
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Then suddenly, he says,
"I've had a change of heart. "
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Doesn't wanna see me anymore.
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You don't just leave an accident.
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You mow somebody down, you stop
and check on the victim.
250
00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:12,150
I sing these songs to help me,
not to hurt him.
251
00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:16,712
If he doesn't like listening,
he can just leave the room.
252
00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:19,559
Don't tell me he can't do that.
253
00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:22,314
He knows how to leave a room,
trust me.
254
00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:31,756
-She's still gonna sing?
-lt works out her pain.
255
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:36,471
-This is a house of God.
-You're the only one that's bothered.
256
00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:39,353
Why haven't you discussed
the breakup?
257
00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:42,950
-I did. I told her--
-"Change of heart. " Did you love her?
258
00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:44,115
At one point.
259
00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:46,311
Why did you stop loving her?
260
00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:51,155
I don't know. I just did.
261
00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:53,591
You just did.
262
00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:02,589
-Did you ask yourself why?
-Listen--
263
00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:06,270
Maybe it was outside forces
or you have commitment problems.
264
00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:11,190
Lord knows you must take
"Till death do us part" seriously.
265
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:13,595
-What--?
-Did you seek counseling?
266
00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:17,952
Did you do anything to explore what
caused you to stop loving her?
267
00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:20,515
Or just go, " Change of heart. Bye"?
268
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,512
Whose side are you on?
269
00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:25,553
Maybe hers.
270
00:19:27,360 --> 00:19:29,920
Where was the warning, Mark?
271
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:33,309
How about, " l' m feeling different"?
272
00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:35,351
How about, " l' m not so sure"?
273
00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:40,356
Why is it great with men
right up until they run?
274
00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:57,714
Well, I choose the law too.
275
00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:00,158
But I choose Boston.
276
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:13,111
It had nothing to do
with going to Michigan.
277
00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:30,037
-Mark's very upset.
-Gee, that troubles me.
278
00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:33,949
-You were sent to mediate.
-I got both sides to understand.
279
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:38,318
-But she's still gonna sing!
-I have a plan. Now get lost!
280
00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:41,916
I'm sorry.
281
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,560
I do have a plan.
282
00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:47,119
I'm sorry.
283
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:02,356
-Next time, just get me a book.
-lt won't take long.
284
00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:05,233
They're really nice. All of them.
285
00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:07,911
What are you? Nearsighted?
286
00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:10,557
I'm just looking for the scar.
287
00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:14,190
And the fact that you can't see one
is evidence that--
288
00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:17,274
-Really nice.
-Hers aren't an issue.
289
00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:19,869
The comparison is certainly
an issue.
290
00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:23,197
And come on, these are very good work.
291
00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:26,756
They look the same,
but they don't feel the same.
292
00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:29,519
Well, let's see--
293
00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:33,633
You're not gonna touch these women.
Neither of you are.
294
00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:38,356
-Jump, Leigh. Show them how they--
-No! This lawsuit is over.
295
00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:39,356
Get dressed.
296
00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:43,712
-You can't--
-It's over. I'm recommending dismissal.
297
00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:45,552
Her breasts are fine.
298
00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:49,912
The fact that they may not look
or feel exactly like her breasts--
299
00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:53,672
-You had to assume a risk.
-She's suing.
300
00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:56,394
-I paid for them!
-It's over, Ling.
301
00:21:57,120 --> 00:22:00,032
Hard " L, " hard "G, " hard times.
302
00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:03,232
If I seem a cold,
shapely person, tough.
303
00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:05,908
This case is over.
304
00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:12,913
I thought I hated this firm
and then I didn't, but now I do.
305
00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:17,916
She makes eyes at me.
306
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:19,716
Nelle?
307
00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:23,276
She's drawn to me,
or I puzzle her. Could be both.
308
00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:28,437
John, she wants to go out,
says you're cute. A date is possible.
309
00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:30,392
She frightens me.
310
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:34,959
She could floss her teeth
with you, but it could be fun.
311
00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:38,948
The question is, can you date her
without falling for her?
312
00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:42,317
If yes, great. If no,
don't think about it.
313
00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:45,273
What about Ling?
Think it could work out?
314
00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:49,268
-I want emotional inaccessibility.
-Why?
315
00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:54,918
So when it falls apart,
it won't be my failure. What?
316
00:22:57,520 --> 00:23:00,956
When Ally went on that talk show,
she looked at me...
317
00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:03,077
...and said, "You only die once. "
318
00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:06,272
Then she marched into danger
with a smile.
319
00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:09,111
I think I will date Nelle.
320
00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:56,358
Georgia. Hey.
321
00:23:58,320 --> 00:23:59,196
Drinking?
322
00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:00,310
No.
323
00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:01,629
That's just...
324
00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:05,073
...vodka.
325
00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:08,677
I'm getting ready to drink it.
326
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:10,473
What's the matter?
327
00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:14,916
-Nothing.
-Nothing?
328
00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:17,680
Nothing I can talk to you about.
329
00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:19,677
Billy.
330
00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:22,474
Yeah.
331
00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:25,717
-There you go.
-Thank you.
332
00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:27,393
What now?
333
00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:29,554
Lisa Knowels.
334
00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:33,871
She was saying how--
335
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:37,275
When men dump women,
they speed away...
336
00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:40,876
...Iike they're fleeing
the scene and then...
337
00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:43,991
...it hit me.
338
00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:48,709
Billy didn't go off to Michigan
to make law review.
339
00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:50,837
He went to get away from me.
340
00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:55,677
That was just his way
of fleeing the scene.
341
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:01,473
Am I right?
342
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:06,678
I am right.
343
00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:13,115
He didn't have to go that far.
344
00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:16,875
Did he really have to go
all the way to Michigan?
345
00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:29,911
He met somebody who was at Michigan.
346
00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:37,194
He met you while he was still with me.
347
00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:43,757
I didn't know about you.
348
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:07,712
-Calm down--
-Your lawyers are traitors.
349
00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:11,475
You sue a talk-show host
for things he says, a woman--
350
00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:14,188
-lf you thought they were bad--
-Ling!
351
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:17,472
Don't "Ling" me.
I'm tired of being Ling-ed.
352
00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:18,869
Ling.
353
00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:23,829
I admire the way you don't
let yourself be pushed around.
354
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:28,875
Too many people, when they think
they've been wronged, walk away.
355
00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:30,675
But...
356
00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:35,073
...something's going on. You think
the world's against you--
357
00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:37,271
It's only the people who meet you.
358
00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:38,873
Kidding.
359
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:41,433
Soot.
360
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:46,069
Can I offer a piece of psychology?
As your friend?
361
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:51,513
You're an unpopular person. You are.
362
00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:55,992
And it's easier to deal with
if you're fighting with everybody.
363
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:59,636
So you can lay it off on a battle.
Instead of....
364
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:07,278
Thank you, Nelle.
365
00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:10,674
That helps.
366
00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:21,270
-She needed to hear it.
-One sec.
367
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:27,273
Ling.
368
00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:36,837
I do the same thing, in a way.
369
00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:42,194
People never trusted me. So I began
being unscrupulous on purpose...
370
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:46,279
...and that way I felt in control
of people's reactions.
371
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:49,473
Anyway...
372
00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:53,432
... not everybody dislikes you.
373
00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:54,834
I like you.
374
00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:59,672
Have dinner with me.
375
00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:05,709
I'd like that.
376
00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:18,672
-How could you tell her?!
-I didn't. She figured it out.
377
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:21,394
-How?
-Sometimes a woman just can.
378
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:24,273
We see things you don't think we see.
379
00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:25,714
What's that mean?
380
00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:30,476
I mean I see the sideways glances.
I see the admiring gazes.
381
00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:32,557
-At who?
-Jackie Silverman!
382
00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:34,591
The woman with the perfect--
383
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:35,835
You've got to be--
384
00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:38,508
She didn't do anything for you?
385
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:40,836
But why does that threaten you?
386
00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:42,109
Why?
387
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:46,871
Yes! You being threatened says more
about you than it does about me.
388
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:49,998
But it doesn't!
The crazy thing is that...
389
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:53,954
...what's bothering Ally now
is what's bothering me.
390
00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:57,074
-Which is?
-Which is...
391
00:28:57,840 --> 00:28:59,831
...you can be in love
with somebody...
392
00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:05,070
...and yet if someone else
walks into the room. Suddenly--
393
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:08,073
Are you being serious?
394
00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:12,878
What am I supposed
to tell myself, Billy?
395
00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:15,674
That it could never
happen with you?
396
00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:17,679
It did.
397
00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:22,030
You said yourself that you
took one look at me.
398
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:24,276
One look...
399
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:27,598
...when you were in love with
someone else.
400
00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:30,673
That I was the beneficiary, great.
401
00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:33,431
But what about the next time?
402
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:37,879
I' m not even going to dignify that.
403
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:41,315
Great. Don't.
404
00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:46,594
But when Ally comes at you,
and l' m sure that she will...
405
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:50,952
...dignify her complaint,
because it's legitimate.
406
00:29:58,360 --> 00:29:59,952
Sing in a bar?
407
00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:04,916
This could be something
you would really enjoy.
408
00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:06,599
It's a forum.
409
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:09,473
You need a forum.
410
00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:13,516
If you agree, I've persuaded
Mark to talk--
411
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:15,870
I don't need to talk with him.
412
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:17,754
I thought you did.
413
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:23,871
He's willing to address the breakup.
414
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:27,038
-He is?
-He says he is.
415
00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:29,708
-I'd be mediator.
-He wants to mediate?
416
00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:31,638
No. He's not saying that.
417
00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:36,277
He's willing to talk about
what happened. From his side.
418
00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:42,516
-A lot of people come to this bar?
-Great music at this place.
419
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:45,314
But it's kind of a more
liberal crowd...
420
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:48,273
...so the pro-nuclear bomb numbers--
421
00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:49,873
You know.
422
00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:56,632
It is a good idea to talk
with him, right?
423
00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:00,271
It's better to know.
424
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:03,679
Yeah.
425
00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:08,079
Yeah, it is better.
426
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:20,317
-She said not downstairs. I'm troubled.
-It's just a date, John.
427
00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:25,355
She's so much woman. I don't wanna get
hit with irregularity. Plus--
428
00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:29,075
-What?
-I need your candor.
429
00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:32,033
-lf it's wrong, tell me.
-Okay.
430
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:37,876
I feel short with her.
431
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:40,634
John, she might like...
432
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:42,239
...Iess tall.
433
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:45,712
Why try to make yourself conventional?
434
00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:48,798
If she wanted that,
she wouldn't date you.
435
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:52,675
She might like that you're
this bizarre, little oddity.
436
00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:54,438
Go with it, be yourself.
437
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:57,279
Thank you, Richard. I'm buoyed.
438
00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:49,518
I'm sorry.
439
00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:52,038
I don't know what else to say.
440
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:56,438
You've had the whole night
to think about it.
441
00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:58,278
What do you want me to say?
442
00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:01,316
Hold on, Lisa.
443
00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:04,836
It's not about you figuring out
what she wants to hear.
444
00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:08,316
You can't sail through this
like some funeral.
445
00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:10,238
Now what happened?
446
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:12,519
Give her that.
447
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:17,436
-Was there somebody else?
-No.
448
00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:21,269
Then what, Mark? What?
449
00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:29,277
It just wasn't you.
450
00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:32,476
It was never going to be you.
451
00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:35,871
You said it was.
452
00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:40,470
Because I wanted to believe it.
I was desperate to.
453
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:43,435
You're the best woman I've known.
454
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:46,108
Your values, kindness,
your beauty--
455
00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:49,477
You're everything I looked for.
When I found you...
456
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:53,514
...I was sure I'd fall in love.
I kept waiting for it to happen.
457
00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:55,512
But it didn't.
458
00:33:57,680 --> 00:34:01,434
-You never loved me?
-No, I do. I still do.
459
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:05,189
But I've known greater love
with other women.
460
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:09,316
I knew that marrying you would be
the smart thing to do.
461
00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:12,751
You'd be a good mother,
a great companion.
462
00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:17,399
Marrying you would have been
the most practical thing.
463
00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:21,639
But part of me also would have
died inside because--
464
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:23,876
I have no passion for you.
465
00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:28,475
I actually used to pray:
466
00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:34,277
"God, let me fall in love
with her more. Let me feel it. "
467
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:38,995
Should I have told you all that?
468
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:41,077
Do you feel better knowing?
469
00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:16,199
-I won't be disparaged.
-I wasn't.
470
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:18,470
I was dancing.
471
00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:20,279
Barry White?
472
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:23,471
You were hot.
473
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:31,874
You don't have to rehearse first.
474
00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:34,435
No. I definitely want to.
475
00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:37,916
I don't need to be humiliated
twice in one day.
476
00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:41,112
You don't even have to do it tonight.
477
00:36:41,320 --> 00:36:43,788
Trust me, I need to sing tonight.
478
00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:46,673
After that....
479
00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:48,429
Are you okay?
480
00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:51,272
I think so.
481
00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:54,315
At least I understand it, Ally.
482
00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:56,669
Yeah.
483
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:01,590
Knowing is good.
484
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:04,473
You know what the worst thing is?
485
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:09,670
If he hadn't ended it, I'd be married
to a man who wasn't in love with me.
486
00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:13,274
-That would be worse.
-Can you imagine?
487
00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:19,469
I'm going to go rehearse.
See you down there later?
488
00:37:19,720 --> 00:37:21,551
I will be there.
489
00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:24,272
Break a heart.
490
00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:26,473
Leg.
491
00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:43,876
When I considered transferring
to Michigan...
492
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:46,078
...I went to visit.
493
00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:48,229
I met Georgia.
494
00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:52,070
Inside of 1 0 minutes...
495
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:55,909
... I knew she was the woman I'd marry.
496
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:10,634
Nothing happened until
after you and l--
497
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:13,718
-You lied.
-I went partly to make law review.
498
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:16,030
Well, then you're covered.
499
00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:21,595
You said if the truth serves
no other purpose than to cause pain--
500
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:25,031
You don't know how much pain
it would've spared me.
501
00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:28,437
I don't understand.
502
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:32,872
It's not like you lost something today
that you had yesterday.
503
00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:43,430
Yesterday, I believed in something.
504
00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:47,712
I'm not ashamed of wanting
somebody to love.
505
00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:52,112
I never have been because I had it once
and it was everything.
506
00:38:56,240 --> 00:38:59,073
But maybe I never really had it.
507
00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:01,879
Yeah...
508
00:39:02,720 --> 00:39:03,869
...you did.
509
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:14,279
Well....
510
00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:19,917
It's like you say, it was years ago.
It doesn't really matter.
511
00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:28,155
I wish I had done things differently.
512
00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:36,273
Billy.
513
00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:40,278
I'm fine.
514
00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:36,349
You stinker!
515
00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:38,749
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