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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,080 --> 00:00:11,479 Hello. 2 00:00:12,720 --> 00:00:14,711 Ling. You're back? 3 00:00:16,520 --> 00:00:18,750 -I'm here to see Nelle. -Certainly. 4 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:21,150 Who would we be suing today? 5 00:00:21,400 --> 00:00:22,355 Ling. 6 00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:26,115 This woman drips with sarcasm at my personal expense. 7 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:31,957 The disadvantage of magnetism is that you bring people out. 8 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:37,911 People who would otherwise go unnoticed. It's a tribute to you. 9 00:00:39,760 --> 00:00:41,876 Let's go to my office to talk. 10 00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:46,352 I' m sorry. She's just-- 11 00:00:46,560 --> 00:00:50,553 Yes. And thank you for defending me so staunchly, Nelle. 12 00:00:53,800 --> 00:00:54,949 Elaine. 13 00:00:55,200 --> 00:00:57,555 -Hi, Georgia. -What's the matter? 14 00:00:57,800 --> 00:01:02,351 Nothing. It's just that bitchy little thing is back. 15 00:01:02,560 --> 00:01:04,073 Who's she suing now? 16 00:01:04,280 --> 00:01:07,317 Maybe her gynecologist pulled the wrong tooth. 17 00:01:07,520 --> 00:01:08,919 Elaine. 18 00:01:09,120 --> 00:01:11,111 That was vicious. 19 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:16,231 Fools Night Out 20 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:25,876 -You' re kidding! -It's a cosmetic surgery case. 21 00:02:26,080 --> 00:02:29,152 -Why not sue the doctor? -Nurse has more money. 22 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:31,555 -This is ridiculous. -T esting. 23 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:32,749 You should be happy... 24 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:37,590 -...to get my business. I'm a plum. -Suing because her breasts are real? 25 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:40,473 When you say it like that, it sounds silly. 26 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:42,511 -No-- -Georgia? 27 00:02:42,760 --> 00:02:46,548 Whenever we get some insane claim, you make me take it. 28 00:02:47,160 --> 00:02:50,118 Two depositions, tops. Then it will go away. 29 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:53,111 Your church minister is here. 30 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:56,239 -Are you available? -Mark? 31 00:02:57,760 --> 00:02:59,751 -Sorry to barge in. -That's okay. 32 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:03,151 Just do the deposition, then we'll settle. 33 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:05,152 I'd promise satisfaction... 34 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:09,114 ...if you were capable of happiness. Go do a nail now. 35 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:16,316 -It's because of her. -Ling? 36 00:03:16,520 --> 00:03:20,069 Nelle. Ling gets priority because she's Nelle's client-- 37 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:22,157 -That's not fair. -Suing a nurse... 38 00:03:22,360 --> 00:03:24,032 ...for having real breasts. 39 00:03:24,240 --> 00:03:26,356 -lf anything, it's Richard. -Nelle. 40 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:29,558 What has she done to deserve this reaction? 41 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:33,713 -What has she done? -Yes! What has she done? 42 00:03:33,920 --> 00:03:36,753 She showed up. That's what. 43 00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:41,596 I have a little "Mirror, mirror on the wall" complex. 44 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:43,877 "Mirror, mirror on the wall"? 45 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:47,310 I know it sounds stupid... 46 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:52,194 ...but all my life I've been the fairest one of all. 47 00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:54,398 -Don't laugh! -I'm not. 48 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:57,358 And her-- 49 00:03:58,960 --> 00:04:01,349 Maybe I'm not the best lawyer... 50 00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:04,757 ...but I've always felt like the fairest one here. 51 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:07,878 I'm not proud of saying that, but-- 52 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:12,351 And then she arrived and-- 53 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:20,675 Hey, guys. 54 00:04:21,280 --> 00:04:23,316 -You had your legs up. -I didn't. 55 00:04:23,560 --> 00:04:25,232 Yes, you did. I checked. 56 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:28,318 Well, maybe they just flew up. 57 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:32,917 Your "mirror" dropped me from second to third, my legs reacted. 58 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:36,839 Actually, I knew you were there. 59 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:40,157 Did you? You could tell by my asparagus diet? 60 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:41,554 -All right. -Quiet. 61 00:04:41,760 --> 00:04:43,352 " Fairest one of all "? 62 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:46,512 -I wasn't including you. -Oh, really? 63 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:47,749 Why is that? 64 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:52,158 You're in your own universe. I refer to the one we all live in. 65 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:53,156 All right. 66 00:04:53,760 --> 00:04:55,398 Okay. 67 00:04:55,600 --> 00:04:57,716 T ell me what I've missed. 68 00:05:00,680 --> 00:05:03,194 I'm in a situation I can't handle. 69 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:05,511 What kind of situation? 70 00:05:07,360 --> 00:05:09,510 I've been in a relationship-- 71 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:13,670 She's married? 72 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:14,756 -Guy? -No! 73 00:05:14,960 --> 00:05:16,632 -Sheep? -Can I talk? 74 00:05:16,840 --> 00:05:17,875 Go ahead. 75 00:05:18,760 --> 00:05:22,514 She's the music supervisor of our choir. The one you... 76 00:05:22,760 --> 00:05:25,797 ...prevailed upon to sing that "Short People" song. 77 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:27,228 Lisa, yeah. 78 00:05:27,440 --> 00:05:29,635 -How was she? -Richard, please. 79 00:05:30,640 --> 00:05:33,029 Obviously, we weren't married. 80 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:36,312 The minister and somebody from the church-- 81 00:05:36,560 --> 00:05:39,154 Doesn't exactly make me an altar boy. 82 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:42,551 If you were an altar boy, you'd be with a priest. 83 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:46,230 What's the big deal? Consenting adults, even unmarried-- 84 00:05:46,440 --> 00:05:49,910 I would appreciate your letting me get through this. 85 00:05:50,320 --> 00:05:51,309 Of course. 86 00:05:52,200 --> 00:05:54,839 I ended the relationship two months ago. 87 00:05:55,040 --> 00:06:00,160 Since then, the songs she sings for our services, I feel they' re... 88 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:01,594 ...directed at me. 89 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:02,994 What songs? 90 00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:07,751 First they were obscure hymns about lost love and broken hearts. 91 00:06:07,960 --> 00:06:09,712 Lately, she's been doing pop. 92 00:06:09,920 --> 00:06:12,957 -And the congregation? -I don't think they know. 93 00:06:13,160 --> 00:06:17,392 She's a great performer. She's probably better than my sermons. 94 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:18,874 What's the problem? 95 00:06:19,080 --> 00:06:23,915 This is a church. I'm afraid to fire her or even demote her. 96 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:26,875 It may seem retaliatory. 97 00:06:27,280 --> 00:06:31,353 And yet I can't let her keep singing those songs. 98 00:06:33,920 --> 00:06:36,309 -She's hard to shop for. -Your sister? 99 00:06:36,520 --> 00:06:40,638 She has everything. But I knew she wanted nicer breasts. 100 00:06:40,840 --> 00:06:42,910 She thought hers were small. 101 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:45,594 So you decided-- 102 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:48,951 T o get her implants. I went to Dr. Noffle. 103 00:06:49,160 --> 00:06:52,675 We discussed the importance of them feeling natural. 104 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:55,792 Scars make my sister vasovagal. 105 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:59,993 He says, " Let me show you some of my work. " She comes in. 106 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:04,478 She unveils. She's full, soft, without a hint of a blemish. 107 00:07:04,680 --> 00:07:07,911 I almost signed up and my breasts are perfect. 108 00:07:09,440 --> 00:07:11,112 Shouldn't you be typing? 109 00:07:11,720 --> 00:07:16,510 And you're claiming that you paid for your sister's operation-- 110 00:07:16,720 --> 00:07:19,359 Based on her full, soft implants. 111 00:07:19,560 --> 00:07:21,949 My sister got little, petrified lumps. 112 00:07:22,160 --> 00:07:23,957 She jumps, they don't move. 113 00:07:24,160 --> 00:07:28,073 The scars? My uncle slit his wrists with more finesse. 114 00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:30,316 But she doesn't have implants. 115 00:07:30,560 --> 00:07:33,916 Hers are real, the total fraud. 116 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:36,791 Now why haven't you... 117 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:39,833 ...sued the plastic surgeon? 118 00:07:40,040 --> 00:07:43,316 He's an empty pocket. She's collectable. 119 00:07:43,560 --> 00:07:44,709 Type! 120 00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:50,319 All right, then. 121 00:07:54,480 --> 00:07:57,313 God so loved the world that he gave his only son-- 122 00:07:57,560 --> 00:08:00,358 -Why did you bring me? -We're in a church. 123 00:08:00,560 --> 00:08:03,199 -Why am I here? -Because I dragged you. 124 00:08:04,760 --> 00:08:06,318 Don't shush me. 125 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:09,076 Let us pray. 126 00:08:11,400 --> 00:08:15,951 Lord, help us find the strength to turn away from evil. 127 00:08:16,160 --> 00:08:20,392 T o confront it when it threatens. T o see it, wherever it shall live. 128 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:23,433 -Praise the Lord. Amen. -Amen! 129 00:08:23,640 --> 00:08:27,838 We've all heard the saying that all it takes... 130 00:08:28,080 --> 00:08:31,311 ...for evil to succeed is for good men to do nothing. 131 00:08:32,440 --> 00:08:34,112 This could get windy. 132 00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:38,036 But before that, we have a hymn. 133 00:08:39,600 --> 00:08:41,511 Say the word. Come on. 134 00:08:41,720 --> 00:08:43,551 Sing, honey. 135 00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:45,313 Go ahead. 136 00:09:07,800 --> 00:09:09,392 Not exactly a hymn. 137 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:10,749 It's an anthem. 138 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:13,715 I like it. 139 00:09:16,560 --> 00:09:18,152 She's singing to you. 140 00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:20,675 -And you. -You got that. 141 00:10:02,120 --> 00:10:03,792 Feels religious to me. 142 00:10:52,480 --> 00:10:55,153 T ough to fire her. The people enjoyed it. 143 00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:56,879 This is not right. 144 00:10:57,080 --> 00:11:00,550 You slept with her. It's sexual harassment. 145 00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:04,713 -I haven't done anything. -You're a man. You're liable. 146 00:11:04,920 --> 00:11:06,114 Our relationship ended. 147 00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:09,672 That song wasn't overtly directed at you. 148 00:11:09,880 --> 00:11:12,110 So I let her keep doing this? 149 00:11:13,080 --> 00:11:14,718 You need to mediate. 150 00:11:14,960 --> 00:11:18,714 We need someone who speaks the language of loneliness. 151 00:11:18,960 --> 00:11:19,790 Why me? 152 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,514 -You can tap into her despair. -Why? 153 00:11:22,760 --> 00:11:26,355 Knowing no matter how long you live, you'll always be alone. 154 00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:30,519 And yet, charging forth. Never under the assumption... 155 00:11:30,760 --> 00:11:34,469 ...it'll get better. You're the hero she might listen to. 156 00:11:34,680 --> 00:11:37,399 Thanks. I live to help others cope. 157 00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:40,672 I never said my breasts were artificial. 158 00:11:40,880 --> 00:11:44,759 Ms. Silverman, you knew he was using you as an example. 159 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:46,956 -I didn't at first. -You didn't? 160 00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:51,955 I was told that the patients wanted breasts similar to mine-- 161 00:11:53,520 --> 00:11:56,478 Dr. Noffle wasn't completely honest with me. 162 00:11:56,680 --> 00:11:58,318 You didn't know? 163 00:11:58,520 --> 00:12:03,150 Eventually, it became apparent that he was saying he'd worked on me. 164 00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:04,998 Did that happen this time? 165 00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:08,158 It would be a lie to say I didn't suspect. 166 00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:12,994 -Should I lie? -Probably not. 167 00:12:14,440 --> 00:12:17,671 I knew he had done this with other patients. 168 00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:20,519 I'm not shocked to learn he did so here. 169 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:29,477 We actually have a case. 170 00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:31,557 -Come on. -Misrepresentation-- 171 00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:33,716 My client isn't the merchant. 172 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:35,558 She was part of the fraud. 173 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:39,759 Your client's sister got breasts that resemble Ms. Silverman's. 174 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:42,349 -You've seen them? -Pictures. 175 00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:46,394 Pictures don't tell you how they feel or move. 176 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:50,309 I might be out of line, but is it possible... 177 00:12:50,560 --> 00:12:53,552 ...that Ms. Woo could err to the litigious side? 178 00:12:54,560 --> 00:12:57,279 Why don't we just take a look? 179 00:12:57,480 --> 00:13:00,358 Then we can give our client informed advice. 180 00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:02,676 That's a good idea. 181 00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:03,676 Excuse me? 182 00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:05,552 -This afternoon? -Right here. 183 00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:07,557 -At 3:00? -See you then. 184 00:13:13,440 --> 00:13:14,509 What? 185 00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:15,990 "Let's look"? 186 00:13:16,520 --> 00:13:17,589 It was his idea. 187 00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:20,360 Didn't you put up a fight? "Great, 3:00. " 188 00:13:20,560 --> 00:13:23,870 -Georgia-- -You are bringing in the two women-- 189 00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:25,672 -It's evidence. -Evidence? 190 00:13:25,880 --> 00:13:28,713 Let's do a taste test while we're at it. 191 00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:33,272 Is this about Nelle too? 192 00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:37,838 It's not about Nelle. Although I'm sure her breasts are perfect. 193 00:13:38,040 --> 00:13:43,034 Of course, you'd be standing there. That's the way things work here. 194 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:47,119 Go pick a stall and hoist your legs. You'll learn all about us. 195 00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:49,912 Case going well? 196 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,194 John. 197 00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:03,751 Oh, Nelle. 198 00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:06,236 How is your day going? 199 00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:08,510 How's my day going? 200 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,718 Can I ask you something? 201 00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:14,310 Your questions make me fraught. 202 00:14:16,280 --> 00:14:18,510 Are we ever going to go out? 203 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:22,515 I don't mean downstairs to the dance floor. I mean, out. 204 00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:25,912 Cuomo. 205 00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:28,918 We work together. It's probably a bad idea. 206 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:33,233 You're a partner. I'd have that inequality thing to hurdle. 207 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:37,115 But if you're drawn to me, I do think you're cute. 208 00:14:44,920 --> 00:14:47,115 I don't mean to pressure you. 209 00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:53,433 -Your timing is perfect. -Why? 210 00:14:53,640 --> 00:14:55,358 Sunday services. 211 00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:59,155 My sermon is on God's planet, all nations being one. 212 00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:01,516 World peace through his love. 213 00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:26,155 She's singing about a nuclear bomb. 214 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:29,397 Well, she's not saying drop it on you. 215 00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:32,160 This is a kind, loving woman. 216 00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:36,029 -Ever since we broke up-- -The congregation likes it. 217 00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:40,119 -I can't let her do this. -I think you're overreacting. 218 00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:53,711 Maybe not. 219 00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:08,834 I won't subject my sister to objectification. 220 00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:11,474 -Don't call me Ling. -It's your name. 221 00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:15,468 Not with a hard "L" and a hard "G. " It's a soft name. Ling. 222 00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:18,399 You say it "Ling," it offends me. 223 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,038 Ling. 224 00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:26,870 Buying your sister breast implants exposed her to objectification. 225 00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:31,995 Bringing suit under the Uniform Commercial Code tends to-- 226 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:35,749 I' m deaf to condescension. I could hear a pin drop. 227 00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:39,111 Richard, I know she's a plum-- 228 00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:40,958 You don't understand. 229 00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:43,958 Beautifully proportioned. The shapely can be... 230 00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:46,549 ...so blind to the less fortunate. 231 00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:49,911 I wanted my sister to maybe feel like you. 232 00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:54,551 T o walk down the street just once, feeling ample. 233 00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:59,515 Maybe God didn't give you a heart under your perfect breasts. 234 00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:11,908 -ls he suing me? -Not at all. 235 00:17:12,120 --> 00:17:16,477 -He's concerned by your music. -People say they love it. 236 00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:20,708 So you have shifted your tone since you broke up? 237 00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:23,434 It's my only way to deal with the pain. 238 00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:27,918 I express myself through music. I don't think people notice. 239 00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:30,674 -He does. -Well, he should. 240 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,911 Do you know what he did? 241 00:17:36,120 --> 00:17:40,318 -Relationships end for many reasons. -Do you know what he did? 242 00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:42,589 No. 243 00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:47,119 He changed his heart. 244 00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:50,357 -Excuse me? -That's the full explanation. 245 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:54,115 We talked of marriage. We were in love. 246 00:17:54,360 --> 00:17:57,955 Then suddenly, he says, "I've had a change of heart. " 247 00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:00,509 Doesn't wanna see me anymore. 248 00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:03,516 You don't just leave an accident. 249 00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:07,838 You mow somebody down, you stop and check on the victim. 250 00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:12,150 I sing these songs to help me, not to hurt him. 251 00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:16,712 If he doesn't like listening, he can just leave the room. 252 00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:19,559 Don't tell me he can't do that. 253 00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:22,314 He knows how to leave a room, trust me. 254 00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:31,756 -She's still gonna sing? -lt works out her pain. 255 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:36,471 -This is a house of God. -You're the only one that's bothered. 256 00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:39,353 Why haven't you discussed the breakup? 257 00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:42,950 -I did. I told her-- -"Change of heart. " Did you love her? 258 00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:44,115 At one point. 259 00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:46,311 Why did you stop loving her? 260 00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:51,155 I don't know. I just did. 261 00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:53,591 You just did. 262 00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:02,589 -Did you ask yourself why? -Listen-- 263 00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:06,270 Maybe it was outside forces or you have commitment problems. 264 00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:11,190 Lord knows you must take "Till death do us part" seriously. 265 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:13,595 -What--? -Did you seek counseling? 266 00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:17,952 Did you do anything to explore what caused you to stop loving her? 267 00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:20,515 Or just go, " Change of heart. Bye"? 268 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,512 Whose side are you on? 269 00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:25,553 Maybe hers. 270 00:19:27,360 --> 00:19:29,920 Where was the warning, Mark? 271 00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:33,309 How about, " l' m feeling different"? 272 00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:35,351 How about, " l' m not so sure"? 273 00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:40,356 Why is it great with men right up until they run? 274 00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:57,714 Well, I choose the law too. 275 00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:00,158 But I choose Boston. 276 00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:13,111 It had nothing to do with going to Michigan. 277 00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:30,037 -Mark's very upset. -Gee, that troubles me. 278 00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:33,949 -You were sent to mediate. -I got both sides to understand. 279 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:38,318 -But she's still gonna sing! -I have a plan. Now get lost! 280 00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:41,916 I'm sorry. 281 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,560 I do have a plan. 282 00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:47,119 I'm sorry. 283 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:02,356 -Next time, just get me a book. -lt won't take long. 284 00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:05,233 They're really nice. All of them. 285 00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:07,911 What are you? Nearsighted? 286 00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:10,557 I'm just looking for the scar. 287 00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:14,190 And the fact that you can't see one is evidence that-- 288 00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:17,274 -Really nice. -Hers aren't an issue. 289 00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:19,869 The comparison is certainly an issue. 290 00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:23,197 And come on, these are very good work. 291 00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:26,756 They look the same, but they don't feel the same. 292 00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:29,519 Well, let's see-- 293 00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:33,633 You're not gonna touch these women. Neither of you are. 294 00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:38,356 -Jump, Leigh. Show them how they-- -No! This lawsuit is over. 295 00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:39,356 Get dressed. 296 00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:43,712 -You can't-- -It's over. I'm recommending dismissal. 297 00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:45,552 Her breasts are fine. 298 00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:49,912 The fact that they may not look or feel exactly like her breasts-- 299 00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:53,672 -You had to assume a risk. -She's suing. 300 00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:56,394 -I paid for them! -It's over, Ling. 301 00:21:57,120 --> 00:22:00,032 Hard " L, " hard "G, " hard times. 302 00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:03,232 If I seem a cold, shapely person, tough. 303 00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:05,908 This case is over. 304 00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:12,913 I thought I hated this firm and then I didn't, but now I do. 305 00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:17,916 She makes eyes at me. 306 00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:19,716 Nelle? 307 00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:23,276 She's drawn to me, or I puzzle her. Could be both. 308 00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:28,437 John, she wants to go out, says you're cute. A date is possible. 309 00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:30,392 She frightens me. 310 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:34,959 She could floss her teeth with you, but it could be fun. 311 00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:38,948 The question is, can you date her without falling for her? 312 00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:42,317 If yes, great. If no, don't think about it. 313 00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:45,273 What about Ling? Think it could work out? 314 00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:49,268 -I want emotional inaccessibility. -Why? 315 00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:54,918 So when it falls apart, it won't be my failure. What? 316 00:22:57,520 --> 00:23:00,956 When Ally went on that talk show, she looked at me... 317 00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:03,077 ...and said, "You only die once. " 318 00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:06,272 Then she marched into danger with a smile. 319 00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:09,111 I think I will date Nelle. 320 00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:56,358 Georgia. Hey. 321 00:23:58,320 --> 00:23:59,196 Drinking? 322 00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:00,310 No. 323 00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:01,629 That's just... 324 00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:05,073 ...vodka. 325 00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:08,677 I'm getting ready to drink it. 326 00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:10,473 What's the matter? 327 00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:14,916 -Nothing. -Nothing? 328 00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:17,680 Nothing I can talk to you about. 329 00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:19,677 Billy. 330 00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:22,474 Yeah. 331 00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:25,717 -There you go. -Thank you. 332 00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:27,393 What now? 333 00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:29,554 Lisa Knowels. 334 00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:33,871 She was saying how-- 335 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:37,275 When men dump women, they speed away... 336 00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:40,876 ...Iike they're fleeing the scene and then... 337 00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:43,991 ...it hit me. 338 00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:48,709 Billy didn't go off to Michigan to make law review. 339 00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:50,837 He went to get away from me. 340 00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:55,677 That was just his way of fleeing the scene. 341 00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:01,473 Am I right? 342 00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:06,678 I am right. 343 00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:13,115 He didn't have to go that far. 344 00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:16,875 Did he really have to go all the way to Michigan? 345 00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:29,911 He met somebody who was at Michigan. 346 00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:37,194 He met you while he was still with me. 347 00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:43,757 I didn't know about you. 348 00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:07,712 -Calm down-- -Your lawyers are traitors. 349 00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:11,475 You sue a talk-show host for things he says, a woman-- 350 00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:14,188 -lf you thought they were bad-- -Ling! 351 00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:17,472 Don't "Ling" me. I'm tired of being Ling-ed. 352 00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:18,869 Ling. 353 00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:23,829 I admire the way you don't let yourself be pushed around. 354 00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:28,875 Too many people, when they think they've been wronged, walk away. 355 00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:30,675 But... 356 00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:35,073 ...something's going on. You think the world's against you-- 357 00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:37,271 It's only the people who meet you. 358 00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:38,873 Kidding. 359 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:41,433 Soot. 360 00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:46,069 Can I offer a piece of psychology? As your friend? 361 00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:51,513 You're an unpopular person. You are. 362 00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:55,992 And it's easier to deal with if you're fighting with everybody. 363 00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:59,636 So you can lay it off on a battle. Instead of.... 364 00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:07,278 Thank you, Nelle. 365 00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:10,674 That helps. 366 00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:21,270 -She needed to hear it. -One sec. 367 00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:27,273 Ling. 368 00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:36,837 I do the same thing, in a way. 369 00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:42,194 People never trusted me. So I began being unscrupulous on purpose... 370 00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:46,279 ...and that way I felt in control of people's reactions. 371 00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:49,473 Anyway... 372 00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:53,432 ... not everybody dislikes you. 373 00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:54,834 I like you. 374 00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:59,672 Have dinner with me. 375 00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:05,709 I'd like that. 376 00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:18,672 -How could you tell her?! -I didn't. She figured it out. 377 00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:21,394 -How? -Sometimes a woman just can. 378 00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:24,273 We see things you don't think we see. 379 00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:25,714 What's that mean? 380 00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:30,476 I mean I see the sideways glances. I see the admiring gazes. 381 00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:32,557 -At who? -Jackie Silverman! 382 00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:34,591 The woman with the perfect-- 383 00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:35,835 You've got to be-- 384 00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:38,508 She didn't do anything for you? 385 00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:40,836 But why does that threaten you? 386 00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:42,109 Why? 387 00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:46,871 Yes! You being threatened says more about you than it does about me. 388 00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:49,998 But it doesn't! The crazy thing is that... 389 00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:53,954 ...what's bothering Ally now is what's bothering me. 390 00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:57,074 -Which is? -Which is... 391 00:28:57,840 --> 00:28:59,831 ...you can be in love with somebody... 392 00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:05,070 ...and yet if someone else walks into the room. Suddenly-- 393 00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:08,073 Are you being serious? 394 00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:12,878 What am I supposed to tell myself, Billy? 395 00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:15,674 That it could never happen with you? 396 00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:17,679 It did. 397 00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:22,030 You said yourself that you took one look at me. 398 00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:24,276 One look... 399 00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:27,598 ...when you were in love with someone else. 400 00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:30,673 That I was the beneficiary, great. 401 00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:33,431 But what about the next time? 402 00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:37,879 I' m not even going to dignify that. 403 00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:41,315 Great. Don't. 404 00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:46,594 But when Ally comes at you, and l' m sure that she will... 405 00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:50,952 ...dignify her complaint, because it's legitimate. 406 00:29:58,360 --> 00:29:59,952 Sing in a bar? 407 00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:04,916 This could be something you would really enjoy. 408 00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:06,599 It's a forum. 409 00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:09,473 You need a forum. 410 00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:13,516 If you agree, I've persuaded Mark to talk-- 411 00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:15,870 I don't need to talk with him. 412 00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:17,754 I thought you did. 413 00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:23,871 He's willing to address the breakup. 414 00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:27,038 -He is? -He says he is. 415 00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:29,708 -I'd be mediator. -He wants to mediate? 416 00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:31,638 No. He's not saying that. 417 00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:36,277 He's willing to talk about what happened. From his side. 418 00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:42,516 -A lot of people come to this bar? -Great music at this place. 419 00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:45,314 But it's kind of a more liberal crowd... 420 00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:48,273 ...so the pro-nuclear bomb numbers-- 421 00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:49,873 You know. 422 00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:56,632 It is a good idea to talk with him, right? 423 00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:00,271 It's better to know. 424 00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:03,679 Yeah. 425 00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:08,079 Yeah, it is better. 426 00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:20,317 -She said not downstairs. I'm troubled. -It's just a date, John. 427 00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:25,355 She's so much woman. I don't wanna get hit with irregularity. Plus-- 428 00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:29,075 -What? -I need your candor. 429 00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:32,033 -lf it's wrong, tell me. -Okay. 430 00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:37,876 I feel short with her. 431 00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:40,634 John, she might like... 432 00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:42,239 ...Iess tall. 433 00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:45,712 Why try to make yourself conventional? 434 00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:48,798 If she wanted that, she wouldn't date you. 435 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:52,675 She might like that you're this bizarre, little oddity. 436 00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:54,438 Go with it, be yourself. 437 00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:57,279 Thank you, Richard. I'm buoyed. 438 00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:49,518 I'm sorry. 439 00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:52,038 I don't know what else to say. 440 00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:56,438 You've had the whole night to think about it. 441 00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:58,278 What do you want me to say? 442 00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:01,316 Hold on, Lisa. 443 00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:04,836 It's not about you figuring out what she wants to hear. 444 00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:08,316 You can't sail through this like some funeral. 445 00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:10,238 Now what happened? 446 00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:12,519 Give her that. 447 00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:17,436 -Was there somebody else? -No. 448 00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:21,269 Then what, Mark? What? 449 00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:29,277 It just wasn't you. 450 00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:32,476 It was never going to be you. 451 00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:35,871 You said it was. 452 00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:40,470 Because I wanted to believe it. I was desperate to. 453 00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:43,435 You're the best woman I've known. 454 00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:46,108 Your values, kindness, your beauty-- 455 00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:49,477 You're everything I looked for. When I found you... 456 00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:53,514 ...I was sure I'd fall in love. I kept waiting for it to happen. 457 00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:55,512 But it didn't. 458 00:33:57,680 --> 00:34:01,434 -You never loved me? -No, I do. I still do. 459 00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:05,189 But I've known greater love with other women. 460 00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:09,316 I knew that marrying you would be the smart thing to do. 461 00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:12,751 You'd be a good mother, a great companion. 462 00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:17,399 Marrying you would have been the most practical thing. 463 00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:21,639 But part of me also would have died inside because-- 464 00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:23,876 I have no passion for you. 465 00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:28,475 I actually used to pray: 466 00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:34,277 "God, let me fall in love with her more. Let me feel it. " 467 00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:38,995 Should I have told you all that? 468 00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:41,077 Do you feel better knowing? 469 00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:16,199 -I won't be disparaged. -I wasn't. 470 00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:18,470 I was dancing. 471 00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:20,279 Barry White? 472 00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:23,471 You were hot. 473 00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:31,874 You don't have to rehearse first. 474 00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:34,435 No. I definitely want to. 475 00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:37,916 I don't need to be humiliated twice in one day. 476 00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:41,112 You don't even have to do it tonight. 477 00:36:41,320 --> 00:36:43,788 Trust me, I need to sing tonight. 478 00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:46,673 After that.... 479 00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:48,429 Are you okay? 480 00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:51,272 I think so. 481 00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:54,315 At least I understand it, Ally. 482 00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:56,669 Yeah. 483 00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:01,590 Knowing is good. 484 00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:04,473 You know what the worst thing is? 485 00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:09,670 If he hadn't ended it, I'd be married to a man who wasn't in love with me. 486 00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:13,274 -That would be worse. -Can you imagine? 487 00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:19,469 I'm going to go rehearse. See you down there later? 488 00:37:19,720 --> 00:37:21,551 I will be there. 489 00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:24,272 Break a heart. 490 00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:26,473 Leg. 491 00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:43,876 When I considered transferring to Michigan... 492 00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:46,078 ...I went to visit. 493 00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:48,229 I met Georgia. 494 00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:52,070 Inside of 1 0 minutes... 495 00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:55,909 ... I knew she was the woman I'd marry. 496 00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:10,634 Nothing happened until after you and l-- 497 00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:13,718 -You lied. -I went partly to make law review. 498 00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:16,030 Well, then you're covered. 499 00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:21,595 You said if the truth serves no other purpose than to cause pain-- 500 00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:25,031 You don't know how much pain it would've spared me. 501 00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:28,437 I don't understand. 502 00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:32,872 It's not like you lost something today that you had yesterday. 503 00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:43,430 Yesterday, I believed in something. 504 00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:47,712 I'm not ashamed of wanting somebody to love. 505 00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:52,112 I never have been because I had it once and it was everything. 506 00:38:56,240 --> 00:38:59,073 But maybe I never really had it. 507 00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:01,879 Yeah... 508 00:39:02,720 --> 00:39:03,869 ...you did. 509 00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:14,279 Well.... 510 00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:19,917 It's like you say, it was years ago. It doesn't really matter. 511 00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:28,155 I wish I had done things differently. 512 00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:36,273 Billy. 513 00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:40,278 I'm fine. 514 00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:36,349 You stinker! 515 00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:38,749 Subtitles by SDl Media Group 516 00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:39,909 [ENGLlSH] 38308

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