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-Breathe deep.
-Don't tell me that.
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I'm not in labor.
You realize what I did?
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Kissing. You didn't have sex.
You didn't lie under oath.
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-There's no bigger betrayal.
-And how do you figure that?
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Sex is physical.
Sometimes it's even primal.
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A raging penis and a burning....
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Never mind. But a kiss!
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A kiss.
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We didn't get naked because
there's more intimacy...
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...more emotion,
more connection in a kiss.
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And we wanted to stay
right there in that...
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...place.
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It was so....
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So....
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-So....
-So, what?
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Who?
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Greg.
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I spent an hour in the restaurant.
What's the deal?
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Well, l....
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I just had to come back here and lie.
Lie down.
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The time, I'm sorry. Cramps.
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I get two nights off.
I don't like being stood up.
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-There's a reason--
-No, there's not.
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Don't you give him the reason.
Women are against reason.
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-Excuse me?
-That makes us mysterious.
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It works.
It made you come to her door...
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...right where she wants you.
Now, go sit down.
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-You're pulling my ear.
-You're not telling him.
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-He knows about Billy and me.
-You'll be history if he finds out.
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-I should say--
-Nothing!
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-How's that to start a relationship?
-They all start with dishonesty.
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-It's marriage preparation.
-That's absurd!
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If you still hope to be with him,
you can't tell him you kissed--
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Billy!
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-What are you doing here?
-He came to see me.
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What?
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We're planning Ally's
surprise birthday party.
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Gee, I hope you pull it off.
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Surprise.
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Whoop-de-doo!
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Sideshow
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-You told Renee?
-She won't tell.
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-This was big. Who should I talk to?
-Me?
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You? You're what I'm talking about!
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Leave me alone with
Greggie and I might start singing.
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Besides, it's my
New Year's resolution...
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...not to mess with
somebody else's other.
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We've settled on my surprise party.
You can go.
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-What's going on?
-Cramps. Everyone should go.
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Can we hook up tomorrow?
Great. Bye.
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Billy, I'll kiss you later.
See you later.
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The Midol. It goes right to my head.
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I have Tracy on speed dial.
Can you call her?
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-At night?
-She said if there was an emergency....
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-You kissed him? Fabulous!
-What? Are you listening?
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I fall for a new guy,
I kiss the old guy, who's married.
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I could still love him.
His wife is a friend!
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-Right. There's the crusher.
-How can you not take this seriously?
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I betrayed a friend. I' m awful.
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Every patient thinks that she
is the world's biggest loser.
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For the first time, I agree.
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You' re a baby. You come crying:
" I kissed him. Oh, my guilt. "
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You probably still poop green.
Here's a rattle.
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You're supposed to make patients
feel good so they come back...
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-...Iong after you hike the rates.
-Let's talk about Greg.
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-ls he good in bed?
-I haven't slept with him.
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-Can I be blunt?
-No. Continue to kid-glove me.
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You're like, "l want someone
who can read me Dickens on the phone. "
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I understand, I try not
to judge you by my vomit.
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But deep, deep, deep, deep down,
we both know what you are.
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-What?
-A slut.
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-Your heart is up your fallopian--
-I'm not a slut.
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On TV, when you watch a snake
swallowing a thing...
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...four times its size,
wonder why you grab Bounty?
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You love sex.
Physically intertwined with a man.
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Connected. Siamese genitalia.
You find it meaningful.
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You like Greg, you're afraid
of falling in love again.
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So you're looking for a guardrail,
and it's Billy, you kook.
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I can't wait to tell people.
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It could be Greg, could be Billy.
Billy. Greg.
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You'll know if Greg is right when you
know if you're sexually compatible.
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So go home tonight, honk his horn,
and call me tomorrow.
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And if you see a blimp on the way,
ignore it.
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What's worse, me and my problems,
or who I go to to fix them?
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-Ally, she does have a point.
-Excuse me?
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If you want to find out--
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You say I should audition the guy
in bed?
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I say sex is a big part
of a relationship--
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-Sex is a symptom of a relationship.
-Who the hell said that?
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You'd never marry a man
before you slept with him?
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Absolutely not. If it isn't good, l--
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I won't sleep with Greg to find out
if he's good. I know.
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You can tell how a guy makes love
by the way he kisses and....
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-Did you already give him a key?
-The door was open.
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Ally, we need to talk.
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Good. I'm glad we cleared the air.
Are you gonna go now?
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T oo much swirling to think clearly.
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Anything we have to say
to each other--
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Let's talk later.
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Right now, I think you should leave
Georgia-- Leave here, damn it!
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We have to face the truth
of what just happened, and why.
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T ruth?
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-T ruth? What is it?
-I don't know.
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Did you come here
to tell me something?
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Or did you come here for me
to tell you something?
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I' m not sure.
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What happened was
the most wonderfully...
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...worst thing I ever did.
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Let's not analyze this tonight.
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-Our heads will be clearer tomorrow.
-Much.
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Either it was a mistake
due to--
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-Weakness.
-Yeah. Or it wasn't.
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That's exactly how I see it.
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-And tomorrow....
-lt'll be clearer.
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-Good night.
-Good night.
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-See you--
-At the office.
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Right.
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Hey! Are you awake, lady?
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Georgia. Hey. Hi!
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"Hey"? That's all you have to say?
"Hey! Hi! "
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Is there a...
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...problem?
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You dumped the Foy interrogatories
on me! That's your case.
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Well, I didn't dump them all.
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Just the medicals, because you deposed
the doctor, remember?
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If it's a problem, l--
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No. I guess I can do that part.
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It was only a kiss.
It was only a kiss. It was only a--
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Are you free for Billy?
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Well, he's not free for me.
So, what difference does it....
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-Why?
-He's here.
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I meant to tell you on the way in.
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I knew you were there.
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I knew he was there.
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-Could you excuse us?
-Why? What have you done?
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"Snap" and "ish. "
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-So?
-Are things any clearer?
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Well....
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-Are they clearer for you?
-I asked you.
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-I see.
-Good.
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You see what?
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Obviously, you think it was wrong,
and even if I were interested...
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...in going down a road,
it's not open to me.
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-You're right.
-Hold on just a second!
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You want me to say it was wrong...
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...so you'll have followed your
heart and took your shot.
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Well, you can forget that, Billy.
Let's go.
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You're the one who regrets the things
you don't do.
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You need me to say no.
The idea that maybe you backed off--
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I'm not backing off.
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Right. I know you too well, Ally.
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I've loved you all my life.
I've only loved you. Take that.
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You're the woman I want to grow old
with. So we better just go for it!
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I agree. Kiss me again!
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-You liar!
-You're the liar.
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You can't even make a decision.
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I am standing right here.
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And I'm falling for you more and more,
with every second that passes.
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So you better nip this in the bud
right now, l' m serious.
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How about we meet at your apartment,
lunchtime?
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-Why?
-Because it's true, Ally.
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I can't stop thinking about you
and wanting to make love to you.
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It's a trick. He's bluffing.
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Men bluff women into bed
and use them, bastards.
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-Would you listen to me?
-I am.
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I said, sleep with Greg.
I'm so confused.
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I haven't got around to Greg yet.
What if it's not a bluff?
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What if Billy really does want
to make love?
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-What if?
-He doesn't. I just know.
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He wants to spend his life with
Georgia, thinking "At least I tried. "
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I know him. He wants to be able
to have his cake and not eat me.
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It. It.
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This is all a bluff.
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Suppose he really does want
to go through with it.
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I won't.
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Of course I won't.
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Then why are you so afraid to say it?
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If I second-guess myself miserably
ever after, I want him to too.
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-Afraid you might say yes?
-Never.
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I' m sure I wouldn't.
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Sorry I jumped on you about those
interrogatories. It's just...
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...stuff.
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Oh, forget it.
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Anything I can help you with?
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Well, see you.
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-You getting off?
-What?
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Sorry.
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-ls Billy in there?
-No.
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Of course.
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-Are you going through a crisis?
-Does it show?
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What's the matter?
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It's personal. And I'd really like
to work it out on my own.
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I know that this must be frustrating
for you to hear, but is it...
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... possible for you to understand
without understanding?
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Sure. But I am here to help.
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I know that.
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-You can't walk through life alone.
-Not a problem, at the moment.
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I'm gonna take your cue.
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Thank you. You are so great.
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-Talk tonight?
-Sure.
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What's wrong?
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What?
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Greg....
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He's really wonderful, isn't he?
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A woman would be crazy not to....
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Trying to talk yourself
into loving him?
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-It's not that.
-What is it?
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What it is, is like it always is,
Elaine.
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I don't want what I want.
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And I want what I don't want.
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T o complicate it even more now, l
don't know what I want or don't want.
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Maybe you should, well,
see a therapist.
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I already am.
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She said to sleep with Greg to see
if we're compatible.
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You haven't slept with him yet?
Hello!
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Is that so important? Sex is sex.
Sometimes it's better, sometimes not.
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What's the point of taking
a test drive?
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Ally, you' re not serious?
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-What kind of woman....
-Excuse me.
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Would a man judge a relationship
based on sex?
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Yes. T rue love means short refractory
time. Seen Billy?
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I think he left for lunch.
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Lunch? Lunch?
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It's lunchtime already?
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Oh, my God. I was, I was....
It's just that l....
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I hate when it sneaks up on you.
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Want anything? Coffee?
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No. Thanks.
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The past two years,
I thought about this a hundred times.
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And it always felt so romantic.
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But it doesn't now. It feels....
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T errifying.
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Did you...
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... really come here to....
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Did you?
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No.
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So there. You win.
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Don't punish yourself
for not taking a dare. You took it.
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If I wanted to take a chance, Ally...
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...I wouldn't take no for an answer.
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I'm not gonna pretend...
242
00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:30,628
...that I'm certain of anything.
243
00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:33,914
For God's sake, if you're not, then--
244
00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:38,597
You said you played this scene out
a hundred times.
245
00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:43,432
How does it end?
246
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:41,789
We'd get to there, and then...
247
00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:44,794
...I'd start to cry.
248
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:04,434
-So you didn't--?
-We didn't have sex.
249
00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:06,671
Not even the democratic way?
250
00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:11,789
We kissed. Once. And then my
pea-sized brain went into panic mode.
251
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:14,599
-Okay, first, you gotta dump Greg.
-Why?
252
00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:17,872
It's obviously about you and Billy.
253
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:21,072
We can't have it muddled up with Greg.
254
00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:24,596
But what if I'm just afraid
to love Greg...
255
00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:28,913
...so I'm looking to screw that up
by grabbing onto Billy?
256
00:24:29,120 --> 00:24:32,669
What if this is really about
me loving Greg?
257
00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:36,389
I forgot. This is what happens
when I don't take notes.
258
00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:40,269
This isn't funny.
Do you even get the concept of love?
259
00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:44,274
You time relationships with gum.
No more flavor, you spit.
260
00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:49,309
It goes a little deeper than that,
and I'm beginning to wonder if you do.
261
00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:53,313
You think I don't know love, Ally?
262
00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:57,908
The greatest love of my life...
263
00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:02,597
...I sent him away, 1 1 years,
three months, and two days ago.
264
00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:06,754
I'm sorry.
265
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:10,792
He asked me if I believed
in immortality...
266
00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:15,431
...asked if I was afraid I'd burn
if I got too close to happiness.
267
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:18,958
I remember as if it was last night.
268
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:21,630
It was last night, on cable.
269
00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:25,634
That's what Paul Henreid said
to Bette Davis in Now, Voyager.
270
00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:27,472
Oh, bugger! You saw it.
271
00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:31,997
In the biggest crisis of my life,
you lift a line from a movie.
272
00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:35,072
No, no, T racy, please,
take this seriously.
273
00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:41,435
-I need to see you and Billy together.
-What?
274
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:43,870
I need to hear his side.
275
00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:52,432
Ally, these came from Greg.
276
00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:55,797
I opened the card
for watering instructions.
277
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:59,117
It says, "Thinking of you.
Yours, Greg. "
278
00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:03,273
Says it all, doesn't it?
Or does it only tell half the story?
279
00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:06,514
-What does that mean?
-Ask her.
280
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:13,520
-I'm penile-psychic. Something's up.
-Well, it's not me. Thank you.
281
00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:19,069
Ally, really, is everything okay?
282
00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:23,990
Everything is never okay with me.
Why, all of a sudden, does it matter?
283
00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:09,634
Everything okay?
284
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:11,638
Sure. With you?
285
00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:13,589
Fine.
286
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:15,789
Good.
287
00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:38,635
-How are things with you and Nelle?
-Fine.
288
00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:41,479
-But you two aren't dating?
-No.
289
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:45,950
Do you know if she's seeing
somebody else?
290
00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:49,199
Not to my knowledge. Why?
291
00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:00,589
Bygones.
292
00:28:10,360 --> 00:28:11,509
Why am I here?
293
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:15,309
You are, so let's talk about it.
Why did you kiss her?
294
00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:18,751
-That's my private life.
-You tell Georgia this?
295
00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:21,309
I may have a duty to her,
not to you.
296
00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:23,954
-Any duty to Ally?
-Our business.
297
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:25,195
She came to me.
298
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:27,072
-A mistake.
-Such anger!
299
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:32,510
Is it rage, passion, guilt?
It comes in so many forms nowadays.
300
00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:35,234
-It's rage, anger, guilt.
-And passion?
301
00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:39,797
-Why am I here?
-Maybe you're as confused as Ally.
302
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:43,197
The point is, you are here.
Let's make it count.
303
00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:46,318
-What's with Georgia?
-Nothing to do with her.
304
00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:49,756
Kissing Ally has nothing to do
with your wife?
305
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:51,951
Of course it does.
306
00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:56,989
Are you and Georgia....
Is that what's going on?
307
00:28:57,200 --> 00:29:01,557
Was kissing me a symptom
of your problems with her? Because--
308
00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:05,514
You can give me a little more credit
than that, can't you?
309
00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:09,838
Let's skip, not just because
l' m bored, but it might also help.
310
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,673
-Show me how you kissed Ally.
-Excuse me?
311
00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:15,599
Show me.
I promise I won't touch myself.
312
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:20,112
-She's nurturing your mental health?
-Kiss her. I want to see....
313
00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:21,594
No! Why should--?
314
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:25,759
There's a difference
between lust and love in kissing.
315
00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:27,831
It wasn't lust!
316
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:32,192
Okay. Maybe we really do have
something here.
317
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:34,516
-I'm leaving.
-Great. Run.
318
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:36,551
It seems to work for you.
319
00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:41,675
-What?
-You run. That's what you do.
320
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:48,595
I'll confront the truth of this, but
first, why would you be able to help?
321
00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:52,719
I don't care how many books
you've read, your clever quips.
322
00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:55,678
Were you ever in anything like this?
323
00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:59,310
"This" being love, confusion,
just basic infidelity?
324
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:03,871
Without experience, don't pretend
to know who and what we are!
325
00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:08,636
-Any credentials on a human level?
-And don't quote a movie.
326
00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:18,119
I' m not happy.
327
00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:23,631
People with a chance at it, lying to
themselves, make me impatient.
328
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:27,232
And I do know a lot about running,
Billy.
329
00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:31,075
There was one time I should have run,
and I didn't.
330
00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:35,398
It involved a married man.
So for personal advice, you two--
331
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:38,473
You let your personal life
affect your job.
332
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:40,557
You asked about it!
333
00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:45,396
You think I'm so silly
over this theme-song thing.
334
00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:48,871
You want to know
how I came up with it?
335
00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:51,711
There's this song...
336
00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:55,919
...that I used to sing to myself,
just so I could....
337
00:31:57,280 --> 00:32:02,638
I guess we should take comfort that
this is giving somebody a little joy.
338
00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:05,713
I committed an act of infidelity
last night.
339
00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:09,157
If you don't think
it's much of an offense, I do.
340
00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:12,397
Yes, you do, don't you, Billy?
341
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:15,478
And as much as I admire your values...
342
00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:18,194
...they are very unproductive here.
343
00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:19,908
Why?
344
00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:23,868
His value system forces him
to attach meaning to this kiss.
345
00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:27,635
No way he'd betray Georgia
just because he felt like it.
346
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:29,353
Excuse me?
347
00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:32,159
I hate to put down
your romantic naivet�.
348
00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:34,191
Sometimes, husbands stray...
349
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:38,359
...when loneliness and horniness
collide, period.
350
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:43,514
In forsaking good judgment, nothing's
more effective than the penis.
351
00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:48,589
-How dare you trivialize this?
-That's my point. You can't.
352
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:52,759
You can't conceive that
you could do this on a whim.
353
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:57,835
-You don't know anything about it!
-Yes, she does.
354
00:32:58,080 --> 00:33:01,595
The one thing you and l
believe in is monogamy.
355
00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:03,518
For you to do this...
356
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:09,511
...you need to believe it was
because of something more than sex.
357
00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:13,310
Was it? Do you love Ally?
Is that it?
358
00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:19,709
Or do you need a higher justification
to acquit yourself of the lowest low?
359
00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:27,196
The biggest thing in here is Georgia.
Maybe that's how it should be.
360
00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:33,111
But if you two really want to know
if you' re right for each other...
361
00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:37,711
...then for that question,
guilt can't be the issue.
362
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:42,509
Now I want you to consider this,
and only this.
363
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:46,110
Is that the picture? Or not?
364
00:33:55,000 --> 00:34:01,155
Okay, now we' re at 60. It's a Sunday.
What might you and Ally be doing?
365
00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:04,432
-Playing with grandkids.
-How many?
366
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:05,789
Seven.
367
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:10,152
Maybe we' re just talking.
We'll always be able to talk.
368
00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:12,550
What does she look like?
369
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:16,315
Well, she's had some work done.
370
00:34:17,720 --> 00:34:22,191
-What kind of work?
-Well, face, lips--
371
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:26,996
Wait a second! No, time-out.
Why would I do my lips?
372
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:29,395
-Well--
-I have perfect lips.
373
00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:32,313
-A little collagen?
-They're real.
374
00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:35,358
-Did I say they weren't?
-They look done.
375
00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:39,957
Why would I do my lips?
I'd never have cosmetic surgery.
376
00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:42,794
-Are you kidding?
-What's that mean?
377
00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:45,110
-Nothing.
-What's it mean?
378
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:48,113
You need to look good.
Will you pretend--?
379
00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:54,071
I don't need to look good. I just
do. It's not a personality flaw.
380
00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:59,440
-Okay.
-No. Don't turtle. I want to hear it.
381
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:02,194
You considered
doing your breasts.
382
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:08,111
That was long ago. A fashion thing.
It had nothing to do with my vanity.
383
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:10,510
-May I ask--?
-No!
384
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:15,788
-How are you attracted if I'm so--?
-lt has nothing to do with--
385
00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:20,318
Why be interested in a woman
worried about her looks--?
386
00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:23,990
I love a narcissist,
but lose interest when she's vain?
387
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:25,758
Now I'm a narcissist.
388
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:27,956
-He means always.
-Quiet.
389
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:33,558
If I'm vain and self-absorbed,
why did you fall in love with me?
390
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:37,509
I was 8!
I was too young to know better!
391
00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:42,156
That didn't come out how I meant.
392
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:46,518
Well, you know better now,
Billy, I guess.
393
00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:49,712
Ally?
394
00:35:51,240 --> 00:35:53,117
Closet!
395
00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:58,672
-I like walk-ins. Come back--
-No. This is solved.
396
00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:05,308
We haven't solved anything. It's a
fight. You can't leave. He's winning.
397
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:15,548
Assuming I'm self-centered and vain
like you think, what's the point?
398
00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:20,516
Good question. Is there a point?
What's the deal with vanity?
399
00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:23,911
We're all vain.
Why is it so threatening?
400
00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:26,913
I don't know.
401
00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:29,311
Yes, you do.
402
00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:32,912
T ell me.
403
00:36:33,720 --> 00:36:39,511
It's just, you're never satisfied.
Not with yourself. Not with....
404
00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:45,796
I know this may sound
hypocritical to say, but....
405
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:49,319
What?
406
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:54,710
I worry that, as much as you
believe in monogamy...
407
00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:58,310
...you won't be able
to stay monogamous.
408
00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:00,713
What?
409
00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:06,079
-You don't think?
-I didn't say I didn't think.
410
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:09,915
-Yes, you did.
-I said, I worried whether.
411
00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:11,918
Why?
412
00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:18,675
I think you have, and always
will have self-esteem issues.
413
00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:22,629
If you don't get
affirmation from your husband...
414
00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:27,318
...you might go someplace else
to look for it.
415
00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:34,511
If you had shared that,
you would have saved us a lot of pain.
416
00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:38,912
You could have sailed away just
from me blowing you off.
417
00:37:39,240 --> 00:37:45,156
Let's take five minutes to think
about what's been said and continue.
418
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:48,631
And so I can pee.
Five minutes.
419
00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:00,708
I didn't accuse--
420
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:06,910
You think I'd be unfaithful. You're
the married man, the cheater. Not me.
421
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:08,758
-Slow down.
-I won't.
422
00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:13,712
When I saw you, the song
"Look Out For The Cheater" would play.
423
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:17,589
-Look out. You know what?
-No. T ell me what.
424
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:23,710
You have the problem. You worry
about me going someplace else? Why?
425
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:26,520
Why wouldn't I be
getting it from you?
426
00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:29,758
You're worried you
can't give it forever.
427
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:35,028
You have monogamy trouble, as shown
as you sucked my natural lips.
428
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:41,150
-That's me. I just kiss people.
-I'm not sure you know love.
429
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:47,032
I'll tell you this. Love, more
than anything else, is about respect.
430
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:52,155
-How you described me wasn't respect.
-And you're the expert.
431
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:58,350
You never loved me. That's why
you left me with one look at Georgia.
432
00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:00,591
You didn't even smell her.
433
00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:04,190
-It's about last night.
-It's about you being unfaithful.
434
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:06,436
Last night and four years ago.
435
00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:09,956
-What were you last night?
-Getting killed.
436
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:13,795
-That's you. Always the victim.
-I was stupid.
437
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:18,630
-Stupid to think--
-I loved you. You didn't recognize it.
438
00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:20,910
-I didn't--
-No! You never did.
439
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:23,509
-I knew!
-Didn't it lift you up?
440
00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:29,118
Love is wasted on you. You'll always
be unhappy. That's why I left.
441
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,514
I wasn't gonna waste--
442
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,514
Love is wasted on me?
443
00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:45,113
Yes...
444
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:47,113
...it is.
445
00:39:50,720 --> 00:39:55,157
You may have your good times,
dance with your unicorns...
446
00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:58,756
...but we both know
the place you'll go back to.
447
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:00,433
I don't want....
448
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:08,150
If we stayed together? You don't give
yourself credit for your strength.
449
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:13,110
I couldn't pull you out of your
world, you'd pull me into yours.
450
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:22,713
Do you really think that?
451
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:28,518
Yes.
452
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:35,916
-Then why, last night, why did--?
-Because...
453
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:39,716
...I love you.
454
00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:46,919
You just don't want to waste it.
455
00:40:57,600 --> 00:41:00,910
-I don't know.
-I think you do.
456
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:08,509
You're wrong about one thing.
457
00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:13,114
I'm gaining on happiness,
and I'll get there one day.
458
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:17,158
Well, I hope I'm there to see it.
459
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,116
If you are...
460
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:24,517
...it'll be from a distance.
461
00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:29,917
I love you.
462
00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:32,713
Goodbye.
463
00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:13,714
You stinker!
464
00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:16,029
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