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Fred Hilderman
is charged with operating
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an illegal vehicle
down the West Side Highway.
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Your Honor, the defendant
was caught driving this to work
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in an attempt to make
his morning commute "radical."
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We ask for leniency,
as this vehicle
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is far less annoying
than those Bird scooters.
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Surprised you feel that way.
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You love watching people
fall off things.
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As for you,
$200 fine and traffic school.
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Sorry to burst your bubble.
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[ Air hissing ]
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Wait. You don't have any
horrible diseases, do you?
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Too old. Too small.
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Oh! Those bushes
are out of control.
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What dating app are
you on?
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I'm looking
at real-estate listings.
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I've only found one place
above 63rd in my price range.
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It was a middle bunk
in a hostel,
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and I lost it to a Saudi prince.
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Today just keeps
getting better.
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I rescued a cab from an old man
trying to wave it down.
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Then I heard a barista
say, "Deb."
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I thought, "Close enough."
Free coffee!
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Now I find out you can't afford
an apartment near mine?
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Nothing can ruin this day.
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Uh, Dan, your clients
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in the next case
wanted to talk to you.
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Mr. Fielding! We meet again.
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If I don't turn around...
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are they really there?
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[ Grumbles loudly ]
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Bob and June Wheeler.
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[ Thunder crashes ]
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What the hell?
It's not even raining.
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The Wheelers!
My dad told me all about them.
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They're the two
unluckiest people
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to ever step foot
in this courtroom.
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And that includes the guy who
drove a truck full of black cats
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through the world's
largest mirror.
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Unlucky? Really? Pbht.
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What a bunch
of superstitious bull--
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[ Thunder crashes ]
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Okay. That was
inside thunder.
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[ Thunder sheet rattling ]
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Check out this evidence
for the next case!
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The cops busted a black-market
sound-effects ring.
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[ Tires screech, goat bleats ]
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[ Boing, gun fires, whistle ]
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It's gonna be a fun night.
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{\an8}Well, after 30 years,
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{\an8}this place hasn't changed
one bit.
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{\an8}Judge Stone. You look the same.
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{\an8}I am really excited
to meet you.
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{\an8}I know you guys look like
the Great Depression,
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{\an8}but you make me so happy.
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{\an8}The charge is animal hoarding.
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{\an8}It all started when
our Great-Grandma Wheeler
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{\an8}recently died.
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{\an8}I'm sorry.
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{\an8}Your great-grandmother
recently died?
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{\an8}Yes.
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{\an8}Our
bad grandma
is still with us.
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{\an8}As someone who has heard
your stories before,
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{\an8}could we skip the next,
I don't know, three calamities
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{\an8}and get to the point?!
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{\an8}Granny left us
a Manhattan townhouse,
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{\an8}a charming two-bed, two-bath,
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{\an8}and haunted as the day is long.
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{\an8}Those poor ghosts.
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{\an8}Luckily, we knew how to
get rid of them suckers.
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{\an8}Sacrifice a sheep.
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{\an8}But when we got the sheep,
we fell in love with him.
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{\an8}It was just friend love.
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{\an8}We couldn't kill him.
So we got another sheep.
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{\an8}And then we fell in love
with that sheep, too.
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{\an8}That happened another 74 times.
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{\an8}At least we
think it was 74.
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{\an8}Every time we try counting them,
we fall asleep.
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{\an8}Can a
lawyer plead insanity?
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{\an8}Your Honor, for what
it's worth, the home
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{\an8}was actually
certified haunted by...
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{\an8}"Jovan the Psychic."
[jo-van]
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{\an8}Shut the front door!
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{\an8}Jovan [jo-vaun] is the most
respected psychic in New York!
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{\an8}It takes four years
to book a session with her!
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{\an8}Unless you're dead. Then she's
got all the time in the world.
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{\an8}Objection! The law does not
recognize the paranormal.
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And these two definitely
aren't a "pair of normal."
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$500 fine.
And get those sheep to a farm.
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Just don't count and drive.
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[Excitedly] I can't believe
I saw the Wheelers!
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[Angrily] Can't believe
I saw the Wheelers.
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Hey, Wyatt,
whenever you get a chance,
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could you get me
their contact information?
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I thought you stopped
sending edible arrangements
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to everyone you convict
after that study showed
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it led to a rise in crime.
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Violence is down since
I switched to cookie cakes.
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I want to ask the Wheelers
to put me in touch with Jovan.
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Their psychic? Oh, come on.
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You don't believe
in all that nonsense.
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I think there's a lot
that can't be explained--
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ghosts, psychics...
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how Diane Lane
is still a smokeshow.
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There are secret stores
for rich people.
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How many times
do I have to tell you that?
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I'm with the judge on this.
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Diane Lane? Mwah!
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And also the universe
is full of mysteries.
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It's not all black-and-white.
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Yeah, like people
can be green or red.
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If she starts saying crazy
stuff, I take back my support.
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It's called synesthesia.
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Whenever I meet someone,
I see them as a color.
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Like Gurgs is a Green,
and you two are Reds.
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Red? Seems, uh, not great.
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No offense.
- None listened.
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The colors don't mean anything.
They're totally random.
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Like, Gandhi is a Green,
and Stalin is a Red.
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Gandhi and Stalin
don't seem random!
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You know, I knew
your father believed
in all this hocus pocus,
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but I was kind of hoping
it skipped the generation.
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My dad was into magic tricks,
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but he didn't believe
in anything supernatural.
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Debating it turned into
a little hobby for us.
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Some kids go with their parents
to baseball games
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and argue
"Mets versus Yankees."
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My dad and I would go
to haunted houses and psychics
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and argue "real versus grift."
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We're actually
still debating it.
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Still?
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Before he died, we made a deal.
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If I could find a psychic who
would repeat the secret phrase
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that only my dad and I knew,
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it would prove there really
was more out there.
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Yeah, well, I got to say,
I like the idea
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of family arguments
going into eternity.
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What I would give to yell in
Mom's face just one more time.
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So far, no psychic
has gotten it right.
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And, believe me, I've tried.
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But Jovan is
supposed to be the best.
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And I think the Wheelers
are my way in.
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Oh, the Wheelers are your way
into only two things--
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a Ponzi scheme or a building
that's about to collapse...
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during a sheep orgy.
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Hey, has the judge done that
thing where she tells you--
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I'm a Green. Olivia's a Red.
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So I'm a Dan, a Stalin,
and an Olivia?
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- It doesn't mean anything.
- Of course
you'd say that.
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You're the good one.
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Maybe there
is something to it.
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I'm a cursed Red!
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And that's why
I can't find an apartment
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that I don't have to share with
the cats who legally own it.
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How dare you joke about curses
when you know
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I was given one
by an ex-boyfriend
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who is also a practicing witch.
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Gurgs, we've been over this.
You are not cursed.
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Then how do you explain
that every time I'm in line,
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it's the bad one?
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Airport security. Grocery store.
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Remember that
log-flume explosion?
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Two hours to make it to the
front, then, boom, no flume.
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Any luck getting in touch
with the Wheelers?
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Not really.
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On their intake form,
under "phone number,"
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they wrote "Big fire."
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And their e-mail address is
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Wheelers3@russian-scam.scam.
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Gotta figure out a way
to smoke 'em out.
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What if I get some glasses,
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dust off my German accent,
and post an ad as...
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[German accent] Dr. Glossheimer,
a grief therapist
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for people who lost
zheir fluffy white sheep?
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Good idea. Now...
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try it
with the accent.
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[German accent] Or you could
just look over zair.
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Do you sell bird repellent?
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When we left the courthouse,
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we were descended upon
by a vengeful murder of crows.
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They flew us several blocks
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before we successfully
broke free.
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I hope my robe doesn't make me
look too much like a crow.
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- Aah!
- Oh, no! Not again!
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You found us guilty,
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so I'm afraid we can't help you
with Jovan [jo-van].
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Like the crow,
Bob is quite vengeful.
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Also like the crow,
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I've got the problem-solving
skills of a third grader.
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I really need to talk to her,
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and I'm willing to do
whatever it takes...
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although I'd like
to keep my organs.
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Any wiggle room on the kidneys?
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It's just that
they're really in there.
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You could babysit our
little Carol Ann for a few days
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while we relocate our sheep.
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Sure. In high school, I was
the most popular babysitter
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in Skaneateles...
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after that show-off St. Bernard
who could dial 911!
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Carol Ann! Get in here!
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That is more baby
than I'm used to sitting.
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So, did she say
she'd give me a kidney?
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She ain't sick. She just
likes playing with 'em.
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Ho! Your Honor.
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How did you get to work?
Did you roll here?
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It was kind of a rough day.
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Babysitting in Manhattan
is way different than upstate.
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This entire city
is one big, sharp object.
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What were you babysitting?
A wolverine?
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Judge Stone, I know you said
to stay in your chambers,
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but I'm gonna head back
to the subway track
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and see if I can reach
that nickel!
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Please not again!
Just go sit in the gallery.
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Here. Here's a twenty.
That's like a thousand nickels!
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Paper money?!
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I feel like a Kennedy!
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That's a Wheeler.
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Why do you have one?
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You need to get as far away
from those people as possible!
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You say that about everyone.
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True, but even your father
would say
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that they are
a magnet for disaster!
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Achoo!
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In most workplaces,
when the ceiling falls down,
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we'd leave, but here...
226
00:10:38,096 --> 00:10:39,681
first up!
227
00:10:39,681 --> 00:10:41,474
Oh! We're sorry to interrupt,
228
00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:44,436
but, um, we have to
get married right now.
229
00:10:44,436 --> 00:10:46,896
She's my good-luck charm. I'm
going up into space tomorrow,
230
00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:48,398
so I need all the luck
I can get.
231
00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:51,568
Aww.
Don't you just wanna hug 'em?!
232
00:10:51,568 --> 00:10:54,279
[Southern accent]
Carol Ann, you best be fixing
to sit on those hands!
233
00:10:54,279 --> 00:10:57,949
You can use my rings.
They've always brought me luck!
234
00:10:57,949 --> 00:11:01,453
Carol Ann, put the rings
back on your feet...
235
00:11:01,453 --> 00:11:03,413
your feet back in those shoes...
236
00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:05,415
and pay them no never mind.
237
00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:11,338
{\an8}Uh, She pronounces you man and
wife. Good luck in space! Go!
238
00:11:12,255 --> 00:11:14,257
[Normal voice]
Enjoy your honeymoon!
239
00:11:14,257 --> 00:11:15,759
Oh, just...
240
00:11:17,302 --> 00:11:18,887
Thirty-four...
241
00:11:18,887 --> 00:11:21,348
thirty... five...
242
00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:23,224
Hey, Gurgs.
Do you have a minute?
243
00:11:23,224 --> 00:11:26,644
I have exactly "one sock
in change" amount of time.
244
00:11:26,644 --> 00:11:28,438
Now, I know everyone says
the colors don't matter,
245
00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:31,441
but I've asked around and
haven't found one decent Red.
246
00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:34,277
We've got the Crotch-Watcher
and the Bathroom Cryer.
247
00:11:34,277 --> 00:11:36,488
Not the one who actually cries,
but the one who runs in
248
00:11:36,488 --> 00:11:38,281
with the bell and shouts news.
249
00:11:38,281 --> 00:11:40,075
If it makes you feel
any better, I remember
250
00:11:40,075 --> 00:11:43,495
Abby saying that she's a Red,
and she seems nice.
251
00:11:43,495 --> 00:11:44,579
[ Hisses ]
252
00:11:44,579 --> 00:11:47,415
I forgot about the hissing.
253
00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:49,584
Aw, dang! I lost count!
254
00:11:49,584 --> 00:11:52,253
I'll just start over.
255
00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:54,714
One... two...
256
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,466
- She's a Red, isn't she?
- Big-time.
257
00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:58,551
Three... four...
258
00:12:00,512 --> 00:12:02,764
I'm going to assume that
you're ringing out a jacket
259
00:12:02,764 --> 00:12:04,974
for totally normal reasons.
260
00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:06,559
Carol Ann
jumped into a fountain
261
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:09,229
because she thought
it was "money soup."
262
00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:11,106
There's got to be a better way
to get Jovan.
263
00:12:11,106 --> 00:12:14,067
Or maybe
she'll get
you.
264
00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:18,947
Jovan is here?
This is a crazy coincidence.
265
00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:21,616
Unless forces
that we can't understand
266
00:12:21,616 --> 00:12:22,701
made this happen.
267
00:12:22,701 --> 00:12:24,494
I made it happen.
268
00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:26,454
I did a favor for the Wheelers,
and they helped you
269
00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:29,791
jump the line with this...
Fleetwood Mac B-side.
270
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:33,920
I just helped them find a sucker
to buy their haunted brownstone.
271
00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:35,964
Guess who's a homeowner!
272
00:12:35,964 --> 00:12:39,050
You just made
a terrible investment.
273
00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:42,387
[Hushed]
Maybe she
is good.
274
00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:49,019
I want you to relax.
275
00:12:49,019 --> 00:12:52,105
Free your mind
and let the spirit in.
276
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:54,357
Focus on the silence
and be at--
277
00:12:54,357 --> 00:12:55,900
Achoo!
278
00:12:56,985 --> 00:13:00,572
I'm just allergic to whatever
kind of nuts you two are.
279
00:13:01,740 --> 00:13:04,242
Are you sure
you want him here for this?
280
00:13:04,242 --> 00:13:06,536
Oh, yeah. Pull at all
the threads you want, Dan.
281
00:13:06,536 --> 00:13:09,122
You're about to see Jovan
push through the thin veil
282
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:11,082
that separates our world
from the next.
283
00:13:11,082 --> 00:13:12,792
You know,
it's not really a veil.
284
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:16,296
It's more like those things at
the car wash that kind of go...
285
00:13:17,255 --> 00:13:19,174
And then the spirit
is more like
286
00:13:19,174 --> 00:13:22,594
that inflatable guy outside
the car wash that goes...
287
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,723
See, Dan? She's putting this
in earthly terms
288
00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:28,058
that we can understand.
289
00:13:28,058 --> 00:13:30,268
You don't own a car!
290
00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:32,395
Alright. If you're the
real deal, tell me this.
291
00:13:32,395 --> 00:13:34,439
Who's gonna win
the Bulls-Knicks game tonight?
292
00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:39,069
The spirit tells me
fortune favors the bovine!
293
00:13:39,069 --> 00:13:42,030
The Bulls. [Chuckles]
They're down by 9
with 10 seconds left!
294
00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:43,782
They couldn't win
if they were playing
295
00:13:43,782 --> 00:13:45,784
with three balls and a jetpack!
296
00:13:45,784 --> 00:13:48,995
Jovan, you've seen the future.
Does he ever shut up?
297
00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:52,749
It's okay, Abby.
I'm used to being dowb-ted.
298
00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:57,087
That's right--
I pronounce the "B" in "doubt."
299
00:13:58,088 --> 00:14:02,050
The silent letters
speak "throog-uh" me.
300
00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:05,303
"Faskinating."
301
00:14:06,429 --> 00:14:08,598
I sense
that you're searching--
302
00:14:08,598 --> 00:14:10,266
not for answers,
303
00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:13,436
but for a message...
from your father.
304
00:14:13,436 --> 00:14:16,481
Hear that, Dan? She knows
about the secret message.
305
00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:18,358
He wants to tell you
that you--
306
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:21,778
Heeey! I'm sorry to interrupt.
307
00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:24,614
Just, uh, had a quick question
for your spooky friend.
308
00:14:24,614 --> 00:14:27,367
Olivia,
Jovan's a very busy psychic.
309
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:30,245
Oh, sorry. Uh...
"Puh-sy-chick"?
310
00:14:30,245 --> 00:14:32,330
Am I doing that right?
- No.
311
00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:35,125
It'll only take a minute.
312
00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:37,877
I just purchased a house
that you certified haunted,
313
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:40,797
and I'm just wondering, like,
how haunted is it?
314
00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:42,173
Are we talking the walls bleed
315
00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:43,883
or twin girls
standing in the hallway?
316
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:46,928
'Cause I got no patience
for kids.
317
00:14:46,928 --> 00:14:50,140
- Not the time. So where were we?
- She was just getting ready
318
00:14:50,140 --> 00:14:53,101
to make up something
about your father.
319
00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:56,646
Ah, yes. The message.
It's becoming clearer!
320
00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:58,231
Oh! Good.
Y'all are just hanging out.
321
00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,774
I got a quick question
for Jovan.
322
00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:03,528
Is it Jo-vaun or Jo-van?
Oh! No! That's not my question!
323
00:15:03,528 --> 00:15:05,697
Undo! Undo!
324
00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:07,073
Gurgs, you're gonna
have to wait.
325
00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:08,742
Waiting is exactly the problem.
326
00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:11,745
I'm cursed, and I'm willing to
try anything to get rid of it.
327
00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:13,163
Uh, mugwort, mantras, molly.
328
00:15:13,163 --> 00:15:14,956
I don't think
that last one's gonna work,
329
00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:17,459
but it'll make standing in line
a lot more fun!
330
00:15:17,459 --> 00:15:18,626
[ Chuckles ]
331
00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:20,170
- I'm gonna close the doors.
- [ Grunts ]
332
00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:22,255
Make me a Green!
- Cannot be done.
333
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:24,507
You're a Red.
You're gonna die a Red.
334
00:15:24,507 --> 00:15:26,384
Alright.
Everybody, just shut up!
335
00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:28,345
W-We have to listen
to what Jovan has to say!
336
00:15:28,345 --> 00:15:30,513
Thank you, Dan. Wait. Why?
337
00:15:30,513 --> 00:15:33,099
She was right!
The Bulls came back and won!
338
00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:34,809
Oh, she is the real deal.
339
00:15:34,809 --> 00:15:37,520
Great mystic, I apologize
for ever doubting you.
340
00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:40,607
Please, please tell us the
mysteries of the universe--
341
00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:43,860
specifically should I bet on
the Lakers or the Warriors?
342
00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:45,236
Enough!
343
00:15:46,488 --> 00:15:49,491
Abby, your father is here,
344
00:15:49,491 --> 00:15:52,369
and he does have a message.
345
00:15:52,369 --> 00:15:53,995
He wants you to know
346
00:15:53,995 --> 00:15:56,998
that he is
so very proud of you...
347
00:15:56,998 --> 00:15:58,875
and that nothing
makes him happier
348
00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:01,586
than seeing you in his chair.
349
00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:03,421
[ Inhales deeply ]
350
00:16:03,421 --> 00:16:06,508
And now his presence
has left us.
351
00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:11,554
I can't believe it.
352
00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:13,306
I've been searching
and searching,
353
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:15,642
and now I finally know.
354
00:16:16,935 --> 00:16:18,937
You're completely
full of [bleep]!
355
00:16:18,937 --> 00:16:21,481
- What?!
- That wasn't the message!
356
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:23,692
Wait! I'm getting
another message.
357
00:16:23,692 --> 00:16:26,236
It's kind of fuzzy,
but I think he wants us
358
00:16:26,236 --> 00:16:28,613
to say it at the same time.
359
00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:30,740
- Beat it, phony!
- Beat it, Froggy!
360
00:16:32,242 --> 00:16:34,786
I'm also getting a message
from your mother.
361
00:16:34,786 --> 00:16:36,287
She's still alive!
362
00:16:36,287 --> 00:16:39,332
Well, she just wants
her casserole dish back!
363
00:16:46,214 --> 00:16:48,591
- [ Knocking ]
- You here to gloat?
364
00:16:48,591 --> 00:16:52,429
Well, you do know
how I like being right...
365
00:16:52,429 --> 00:16:55,640
but this is one time
I was hoping I was wrong.
366
00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:57,726
- That makes two of us.
- Hm.
367
00:16:57,726 --> 00:16:59,894
You know,
Jovan may have been a fraud,
368
00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:04,190
but all this talk about Harry
over the last few days
369
00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:07,068
made it feel like he was here.
370
00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:09,362
I like that.
371
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:11,823
I really felt that, too.
372
00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:15,368
Truth is, I-- I know
I don't need a psychic
373
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:18,204
to feel close to him.
374
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:20,540
I see him in everything.
375
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:23,418
Whenever I watch
an old noir movie
376
00:17:23,418 --> 00:17:26,338
or listen to Mel Tormé...
377
00:17:26,338 --> 00:17:28,298
bang that gavel...
378
00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:31,718
...he's right there.
379
00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:35,638
But, still, I--
I can't help wanting more time.
380
00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:39,809
I thought if a psychic
could give me
381
00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:43,688
one more tick of the clock,
just one more second...
382
00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:46,775
...I wanted it.
383
00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:52,197
Maybe that's just
not gonna happen.
384
00:17:52,197 --> 00:17:54,407
Well, you know,
I-I don't know.
385
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:56,576
Seen some pretty crazy stuff
just in this courthouse.
386
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:59,621
You know, once,
a ventriloquist dummy
387
00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:02,415
killed itself
by jumping out that window.
388
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:06,461
So who knows--
maybe somebody out there
389
00:18:06,461 --> 00:18:07,962
knows your little code.
390
00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:11,216
So... what the hell?
Keep searching.
391
00:18:11,216 --> 00:18:12,425
I mean, just go grab
392
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:14,928
every Ouija-wielding
whack job in town
393
00:18:14,928 --> 00:18:17,597
until you find it.
394
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:19,099
You don't think that's crazy?
395
00:18:19,099 --> 00:18:20,767
Oh, no.
It's certifiably insane.
396
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,769
- [ Both laugh ]
- But you know what?
397
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:25,355
Sometimes you've got to
bet against the house
398
00:18:25,355 --> 00:18:28,400
even when you know
the game is rigged.
399
00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:32,779
Where did--
Where did you hear that?
400
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:34,781
I don't know.
I think it's the first time
401
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:37,909
I've ever put that
combination of words together.
402
00:18:39,327 --> 00:18:41,162
That was the message.
403
00:18:41,162 --> 00:18:42,664
What?!
404
00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:47,002
What, are you saying
that I'm Harry's vessel?!
405
00:18:48,420 --> 00:18:50,505
Fine. Fine. I'm a vessel.
406
00:18:52,215 --> 00:18:55,677
I mean, you know him. Always
has to have the last word.
407
00:18:57,512 --> 00:18:59,389
[ Both chuckle ]
408
00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:02,434
[ Dan sighs ]
409
00:19:02,434 --> 00:19:04,310
Thank you
for the extra time, Dan.
410
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:05,937
Hm.
411
00:19:05,937 --> 00:19:07,856
[ Dan sighs ]
412
00:19:07,856 --> 00:19:09,149
Hm...
413
00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:12,110
Just-- Ugh. Alright.
Fine, fine, fine, fine.
414
00:19:14,237 --> 00:19:15,989
[ Dan sniffles ]
415
00:19:18,742 --> 00:19:21,745
Raven, thank you so much
for coming.
416
00:19:23,038 --> 00:19:24,664
I really need you
to lift this curse.
417
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:26,541
I thought we were
getting back together.
418
00:19:26,541 --> 00:19:28,501
Well, I'm sorry,
but I'm saving up all my magic
419
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,837
to dunk a basketball.
420
00:19:31,963 --> 00:19:33,715
Let's go, Darryl!
421
00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:38,928
Gurgs, I may not be able to
change the fact that I'm a Red,
422
00:19:38,928 --> 00:19:41,598
but I can change
what it means to
be a Red.
423
00:19:41,598 --> 00:19:44,351
Hold this onion.
- Why am I holding this onion?
424
00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:46,978
Because I figured out
how to get rid of your curse.
425
00:19:46,978 --> 00:19:48,605
Close your eyes.
426
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:50,899
Boop!
427
00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:53,860
The curse is in the onion now.
428
00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:56,237
Hmm. Only one way to find out.
429
00:19:57,072 --> 00:19:59,199
[ Gasps ]
My wait time is zero minutes.
430
00:19:59,199 --> 00:20:02,952
Hello? Uh, uh, will you
finally install my cable?
431
00:20:02,952 --> 00:20:07,874
Oh! You're at my house
right now! Ha! I gotta go!
432
00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:10,835
Here's the mailbox key,
Miss Moore.
433
00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:12,212
Ah.
434
00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:14,506
This'll pair nicely
with the hammer I have to use
435
00:20:14,506 --> 00:20:16,591
to flush the toilet.
436
00:20:16,591 --> 00:20:19,052
FYI, one sheep is missin',
437
00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:23,056
so there's a good chance
Cody's still stuck in the wall.
438
00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:26,393
Ha! Another 3-pointer
for the Knicks,
439
00:20:26,393 --> 00:20:29,062
just as the spirits foretold!
440
00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:30,855
[ Sighs ]
So, what, you're psychic now?
441
00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:33,233
Oh, oh, you know,
labels are so gauche.
442
00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:36,027
I prefer "god amongst men"...
443
00:20:36,027 --> 00:20:38,196
who's gonna make a killing
on the Knicks,
444
00:20:38,196 --> 00:20:39,864
and
nothing can stop me!
445
00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:42,534
Groovy.
We bet on the Knicks, too.
446
00:20:44,285 --> 00:20:45,537
No!
447
00:20:45,537 --> 00:20:47,372
You know
that onion's cursed, right?
448
00:20:47,372 --> 00:20:49,165
A free onion's a free onion.
449
00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:52,669
If you bet on the Knicks,
that means...
450
00:20:52,669 --> 00:20:56,423
Unbelievable!
A sheep is loose on the court!
451
00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:59,175
It looks like the Knicks
may have to forfeit!
452
00:20:59,175 --> 00:21:01,469
{\an8}Oh! There's Cody!
453
00:21:02,679 --> 00:21:04,180
{\an8}[ Tablet clatters ]
454
00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:07,183
{\an8}Why are you even here?
455
00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:08,768
{\an8}The missus and I are finally
456
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:11,604
{\an8}taking our honeymoon
on Hart Island.
457
00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:14,858
{\an8}That's where the city
buries its unclaimed dead.
458
00:21:16,693 --> 00:21:18,570
{\an8}They're dropping me off
with my sitter.
459
00:21:18,570 --> 00:21:20,030
{\an8}[Echoing] Check it out!
460
00:21:20,030 --> 00:21:22,490
{\an8}I found a way to safely
be around the Wheelers.
461
00:21:25,285 --> 00:21:27,203
{\an8}See? I'm okay.
462
00:21:30,415 --> 00:21:32,042
{\an8}
It's funny!
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