All language subtitles for The Gypsy Moths (1969).eng

HOW'S YOUR SHOULDER?

WINDY UP THERE.

YEAH. YOU CAME
TOO DAMN CLOSE

BEFORE YOU OPENED
YOUR CHUTE!

THEY CAME FOR A SHOW.
LISTEN TO 'EM, KID.

THEY'LL SETTLE FOR A LOT
LESS THAN YOU'RE GIVING 'EM.

YOU NEVER CAN TELL
WHAT THEY'LL SETTLE FOR

UNTIL YOU'VE TRIED IT.

HEY!

FEW ROOT BEERS.

I REALIZE IT DOESN'T LOOK
LIKE TOO MUCH NOW, MIKE,

BUT, UH, WE'RE GONNA HAVE
A HELL OF A CROWD.

WE WILL.

GET PEOPLE COMING
INTO THIS TOWN

ON A WEEKEND
FROM 25 MILES AROUND.

I CHECKED ALL THAT OUT.

YOU AND THE FELLAS
ARE, UH,

PUTTIN' UP
THE STANDS FOR HER?

THAT'S RIGHT.

MM-HMM. HARRY TOLD ME
YOU WAS COMIN'.

WHO'S HARRY?

FELLA PUTTIN' UP
THE STANDS.

NEVER SEEN NOTHIN'

LIKE THAT
AROUND HERE BEFORE.

NO, SIR.

IT'S GONNA BE
SOMETHIN'.

BROWDY?

YEAH?

WHAT ABOUT
THE HIGHWAY?

WHAT ABOUT IT?

IT'S TOO CLOSE
TO THE FIELD.

WHO'S GONNA PAY 2.50
FOR A TICKET

WHEN THEY CAN PARK
ALONG THE HIGHWAY

AND WATCH IT
FOR NOTHING?

ANYBODY PULL
A CHEAP TRICK LIKE THAT,

I DON'T WANT
TO THINK ABOUT.

WHAT DO I OWE YA?

45 CENTS.

YOU REALLY CHARGING
$2.50, SON?

YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT
WE ARE,

AND IT'S WORTH
EVERY PENNY OF IT.

MM-HMM.

STILL, NO,
SEEMS TO ME

THE YOUNG FELLOW
HAS A POINT.

KIND OF FOOLISH FOR SOMEONE
TO PAY $2.50 TO SEE IT

IF HE COULD
JUST PARK HIS CAR

RIGHT ALONG HERE
AND WATCH.

OH.

DO ME A FAVOR,
WILL YOU?

DON'T SPREAD
THAT IDEA AROUND.

OH, HELL, NO.

BUSINESS--
I KNOW THAT.

BESIDES, I HAPPEN
TO OWN THE LAND

FOR 150 YARDS
BOTH WAYS ALONG HERE.

ANYBODY WANTS TO PARK
TOMORROW AND WATCH,

IT'S GONNA COST 'EM
A DOLLAR.

THAT PILOT
SHOULD BE ALONG SOON.

WE OUGHT TO GET MOVING.

YOU EVER DONE THIS
BEFORE?

NOPE. YOU TELL ME WHAT
TO DO, AND I'LL DO IT.

HOW'S THE ALTIMETER?

ALTIMETER?
YEAH.

FINE.
ARE YOU SURE?

SURE I'M SURE.
WHY?

MIGHT HELP TOMORROW
IF WE KNEW

HOW FAR WE ARE
FROM THE GROUND.

I'VE SEEN SOME ALTIMETERS
THAT YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE.

MINE YOU CAN BELIEVE.

WELL,
YOU HAVE AN HONEST FACE.

I WAS BORN
IN THIS TOWN.

IS THAT A FACT?

YOU DON'T SEEM
VERY EXCITED ABOUT IT.

I HAVEN'T BEEN HERE
IN A LONG TIME.

LEFT WHEN
I WAS A KID.

THAT'S THE BEST TIME
TO LEAVE.

I MIGHT EVEN HAVE
SOME FAMILY HERE.

THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T
HAVE ANY FAMILY.

WELL, NOT REALLY FAMILY--
AN AUNT AND AN UNCLE.

IT'S A LONG STORY,

AND I KNOW YOU DON'T
LIKE LONG STORIES,

SO I WON'T TELL IT.

THANK YOU.

HELL...
I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW

WHAT TO SAY TO 'EM
IF THEY WERE STILL HERE.

START
BY SAYING HELLO.

SEE HOW IT GOES
FROM THERE.

WIND'S OUT THE SOUTH.
HOPE IT STAYS THAT WAY.

WHY?

WELL, IF IT TURNS
OUT OF THE NORTH

WE HAVE TO COME IN
OVER THOSE PHONE WIRES

TO GET ANYWHERE CLOSE
TO THAT GRANDSTAND.

YEAH, WE HAD A GUY
WORKING WITH US ONCE,

HE HIT THE WIRES.

HE GET HURT?

KILLED HIM,
AS A MATTER OF FACT.

HOW WOULD YOU FEEL
ABOUT A HOME-COOKED MEAL

FOR A CHANGE?

I CAN HARDLY WAIT.

YOU CYNICAL BASTARD.

WE DON'T EVEN KNOW
THESE PEOPLE.

THEY'RE NOT GOING
TO ADOPT US, BROWDY.

THEY JUST WANT TO
PUT US UP FOR A NIGHT.

WILL YOU DO IT
HERE, MIKE?

I THINK
THIS MIGHT BE

A GOOD SPOT
FOR IT.

YOU THINK?

WHO DOES IT,
YOU OR RETTIG?

LOOK, KID,
THIS IS A BUSINESS.

THEY DON'T PAY
TO WATCH US

WALK ACROSS
THE STREET.

NOW WHEN YOU
GONNA GET THAT

THROUGH YOUR HEAD?

YOU'RE SO CONCERNED
ABOUT RETTIG

DOING THE CAPE JUMP,
I MEAN, YOU CAN

LEARN IT YOURSELF.
THEN YOU WOULDN'T

HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT
HIM DOING IT.

I HAVE A BETTER IDEA.
WHY DON'T YOU DO IT?

BECAUSE I RECOGNIZE
MY LIMITATIONS.

THE SECRET OF
MY SUCCESS IN LIFE.

HEH HEH HEH.

LITTERING THE PUBLIC
THOROUGHFARE.

$50 OR 10 DAYS,
TAKE YOUR CHOICE.

THAT'S A CHOICE?

WELL,
I SUPPOSE WE COULD

MAKE A CASE FOR
FLYING THAT PLANE

AT A DANGEROUSLY
LOW ALTITUDE,

BUT TELL YOU
THE TRUTH,

I HAVEN'T
THE FAINTEST IDEA

WHAT THE STATUTE
IS ON THAT.

IT'S JUST
TOO DAMN HOT.

IF WE LIVED HERE,
WE'D BE HOME NOW.

IT'S MALCOLM.

MALCOLM!

WELL, MALCOLM,
LOOK AT YOU.

OHH! WELL,
LOOK AT YOU.

WHAT ABOUT
YOUR FRIENDS?

AREN'T THEY
COMING IN?

THEY'RE
A LITTLE SHY.

BROWDY! MIKE!

LOOKS PRETTY NICE.

SURE IS A HOT ONE
TODAY, ISN'T IT?

YES, ISN'T IT?

NICE LITTLE TOWN
YOU HAVE HERE.

YES.

MALCOLM TELLS US
THAT YOU HAVE

A NICE LITTLE
COLLEGE HERE, TOO.

MM-HMM.
WE HAVE A COLLEGE.

WE HAVE A COLLEGE
AND A MISSILE BASE.

TYPICAL LITTLE
AMERICAN TOWN.

MM-HMM.

YOU CONNECTED WITH
THE COLLEGE, ARE YOU?

NO.

I ALMOST WENT
TO COLLEGE ONCE.

REALLY?

YEAH.

WHY DIDN'T YOU?

HMM?

YOU SAID YOU ALMOST
WENT TO COLLEGE.

OH, YEAH.

DIDN'T WORK OUT.
HEH HEH HEH!

OH, NO, PLEASE,
GENTLEMEN, SIT DOWN.

WE REALLY APPRECIATE
THIS, MRS. BRANDON.

OH, WE'RE DELIGHTED
TO HAVE YOU.

WE'VE PLENTY OF ROOM,
MORE THAN WE CAN USE.

AS A MATTER OF FACT,
WE TAKE IN BOARDERS

AS IT IS ALL THE TIME.

YOU MAKE IT SOUND
AS THOUGH WE HAD

A "ROOMS TO LET" SIGN

ON THE FRONT LAWN,
ELIZABETH.

WHAT MY WIFE MEANS IS

THAT WE MAKE A ROOM
AVAILABLE EACH YEAR

FOR A STUDENT
FROM THE COLLEGE.

TO BE PRECISE.

WHERE IS ANNIE,
BY THE WAY?

AT THE LIBRARY.

IT'S, UH--IT'S ONLY
LEMONADE, GENTLEMEN,

BUT IF YOU'D CARE FOR
SOMETHING STRONGER--

OH, NO, MRS. BRANDON.

I HAVEN'T HAD
LEMONADE FOR YEARS.

OF COURSE,
THE KID HERE,

HE NEVER TOUCHES
ANYTHING STRONGER.

ISN'T THAT
RIGHT, KID?

HARDLY EVER.

HEH HEH HEH!
OF COURSE, RETTIG--

RETTIG, HE'LL
DRINK ANYTHING.

MY, IT'S STUFFY IN HERE,
DON'T YOU THINK?

WITH THE WINDOWS CLOSED,
THE HOUSE COOLS OFF.

NO USE LETTING ALL THE WARM
AIR IN NOW, IS THERE?

WELL, I'D...

I'D RATHER HAVE THE WARM
AIR THAN NO AIR AT ALL,

BUT...

OHH. MALCOLM.

IT'S HARD
TO BELIEVE.

IT'S BEEN
SUCH A LONG TIME.

I THINK MALCOLM WAS
ABOUT 10 YEARS OLD

WHEN WE LAST
SAW HIM.

YEAH, HE SAID IT'D BEEN
A PRETTY LONG TIME.

THE SUMMER YOU FELL OUT
THE UPSTAIRS WINDOW.

HE DIDN'T HAPPEN
TO FALL ON HIS HEAD, DID HE?

BECAUSE THAT WOULD
EXPLAIN A FEW THINGS.

WE'VE SEEN MALCOLM
SINCE THEN.

AT THE FUNERAL

THE FOLLOWING YEAR,
WASN'T IT?

YES, OF COURSE.

YES, THAT WAS
THE FOLLOWING YEAR.

YOU BEAR
A MARKED RESEMBLANCE

TO YOUR FATHER, MALCOLM.

DOESN'T HE, ELIZABETH?

YES, YOU DO.

HOW LONG, UH,

HOW LONG ARE YOU
THINKING OF STAYING?

OH, JUST THROUGH
TOMORROW NIGHT.

WE'LL HAVE TO LEAVE
FIRST THING MONDAY MORNING.

OH, BUT MONDAY'S
THE FOURTH.

OH, WE HAVE
A WONDERFUL PARADE

AND A FIREWORKS
DISPLAY, OF COURSE,

ON THE MONDAY NIGHT.

YOU SHOULD AT LEAST
STAY FOR THAT.

WELL, THANK YOU,
MRS. BRANDON,

BUT WE REALLY
HAVE TO BE SHOVING OFF.

YOU EXPECT
A GOOD CROWD TOMORROW?

YEAH, WE EXPECT
TO PICK UP

A NICE PIECE
OF CHANGE TOMORROW.

PAYS WELL THEN,
THIS SORT OF THING?

IF WE MAKE IT
INTERESTING ENOUGH.

OH? HOW DO YOU
DO THAT?

MAKE IT INTERESTING?

MM-HMM.
YES, I MEAN,

I SHOULDN'T THINK
YOU'D HAVE TO DO

ANYTHING
IN PARTICULAR

TO MAKE IT
MORE INTERESTING

THAN IT
IS TO BEGIN WITH.

WHAT BROWDY MEANS
IS THE CLOSER WE COME

TO THE GROUND, THE MORE
INTERESTING IT IS

FOR THE CUSTOMERS.

AND FOR US,
TOO, OF COURSE.

HOW TERRIFYING.

ELIZABETH,
IT'S 3:30.

HMM?

YOU'LL BE LATE
FOR YOUR MEETING.

OHH! OH, YES,
SO IT IS.

OH, YOU'LL HAVE
TO EXCUSE ME.

I'M THE CHAIRMAN.
I HAVE TO BE THERE.

WHY DON'T YOU TAKE ONE
OF THEM ALONG WITH YOU?

YOU COULD
TELL THE LADIES ALL ABOUT

YOUR EXCITING SHOW.
I'D EXPECT YOU'D SELL

QUITE A FEW TICKETS
THAT WAY.

I LIKE IT. WHAT DO
YOU THINK, MRS. BRANDON?

DO YOU THINK THE LADIES
MIGHT BE INTERESTED?

WELL, I'M SURE
THEY'D BE FASCINATED--

WHY DON'T I GO ALONG
WITH MRS. BRANDON, THEN?

YOU?

WHILE YOU PUT THE POSTERS
OUT AROUND TOWN.

THE POSTERS ONLY
TAKE A FEW MINUTES--

AM I DRESSED
ALL RIGHT, OR--

NO, NO, YOU'RE FINE.

I'LL GET THE CAR.

IT REALLY DOES SOUND
VERY EXCITING.

YOU SAID IT WAS
TERRIFYING.

YES.

WELL, I SUPPOSE
IN A WAY

THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT
EXCITING, ISN'T IT?

MOST ORDINARY PEOPLE

CAN'T HELP
BUT RESPOND

TO THE IDEA
OF SOME EXCITEMENT

IN THEIR LIVES,
YOU KNOW.

EVEN IF
IT TERRIFIES THEM?

YES, EXACTLY.

DO YOU REMEMBER THEM
VERY WELL?

NO. NO, I DON'T.

YOUR MOTHER WAS
A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN,

A WONDERFUL WOMAN--

MALCOLM?
YO!

KID, IT'S CLOUDING UP
OUT THERE.

I DON'T WANT THOSE CHUTES
LEFT OUT IF IT RAINS.

WELL, WHAT SHOULD
WE DO WITH THEM?

YOU CAN PUT THE TRAILER
IN THE GARAGE,

IF YOU'D LIKE.

OH, THANKS, MR. BRANDON,
THAT'D BE FINE

IF YOU DON'T MIND.

THE RADIO DID SAY RAIN.

WELL, THEY'RE WRONG
9 TIMES OUT OF 10.

I GOT AN ACCURATE REPORT
OUT AT THE FIELD.

BROWDY--

ACTUALLY, THE FORECAST
WAS FOR SHOWERS

IN THE MORNING.

YOU SEE? SHOWERS
IN THE MORNING.

COULDN'T HURT US.

THE CUSTOMERS'LL
COME.

BROWDY...

FORGET ABOUT THE CUSTOMERS.
IF THE CHUTES GET DAMP--

LOOK, THE CHUTES'LL BE
IN THE GARAGE, RIGHT?

SO THEY WON'T
GET DAMP, RIGHT?

SO STOP WORRYING
ABOUT IT, RIGHT?

BROWDY...

THE GARAGE,
THE GARAGE.

BESIDES,
LIKE RETTIG SAYS,

WE HAVE TO MAKE IT
INTERESTING

FOR OURSELVES.

NOW THERE ARE SEVERAL PLACES
YOU CAN WEAR A CHUTE.

ON YOUR BACK.

ON YOUR CHEST.

OR ON YOUR...

OR YOU CAN SIT ON IT.

NOW, LADIES, THIS
PARTICULAR PARACHUTE,

THE ONE I'M WEARING,

IS CALLED
A PARA-COMMANDER.

IT'S A VERY
SOPHISTICATED CHUTE

AND QUITE HEAVY,
AS YOU CAN SEE.

IT TAKES QUITE A BIT
OF PRACTICE

TO GET USED TO IT.

IN FACT, IT TAKES BETWEEN
25 AND SOMETIMES 50 JUMPS

WITH A TRAINING CHUTE

BEFORE YOU CAN
HANDLE THIS BABY.

I MENTION IT JUST IN CASE
SOME OF YOU LADIES

THOUGHT YOU MIGHT
LIKE TO TRY IT ONCE.

NOW THIS DEVICE HERE
IS YOUR RIPCORD HANDLE.

THIS, WHEN PULLED SHARPLY,
OPENS YOUR PACK.

NOW WATCH THIS.

OOH!
OHH!

SORRY.

THIS IS YOUR PILOT CHUTE.

THIS IS WHAT
PULLS YOUR CANOPY

COMPLETELY
OUT OF THE PACK.

LIKE THIS.

THESE ARE YOUR
SUSPENSION LINES.

AS YOU CAN SEE,
THEY EXTEND

SOME 25 FEET
FROM THE HARNESS THERE

TO THE CANOPY.

WHEN THE CANOPY POPS OPEN,
YOU'RE TRAVELING

DOWN TOWARD THE EARTH
AT A SPEED

OF 125 TO 200 MILES
AN HOUR,

DEPENDING ON
THE ANGLE OF THE BODY.

YES, MA'AM?

WHAT IS A CANOPY?

THIS, MA'AM.
THIS IS A CANOPY.

NOT TO BE CONFUSED
WITH SOME OF THE CANAPES

YOU LADIES MIGHT HAVE WITH
A MARTINI BEFORE DINNER.

NO, NO, NO.

ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE,

LET'S TRY IT
AGAIN FROM "B."

AND, CLARINETS...

COULD WE HEAR YOU?

SOME VERVE.

CON BRIO.

PEP!

ALL RIGHT,
ARE WE READY?

FROM "B."

OH...

YOU'RE MALCOLM.
I'M ANNIE BURKE.

THEY TOLD ME
YOU WERE COMING.

I DIDN'T MEAN
TO INTERRUPT, I--

THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

YOU PLAY VERY WELL.

THANK YOU.

BUT YOU'RE
EITHER VERY KIND

OR YOU KNOW
NOTHING AT ALL

ABOUT PLAYING
THE PIANO.

NO, I DON'T KNOW

VERY MUCH ABOUT IT,

BUT I DO KNOW
WHEN IT SOUNDS GOOD.

YOU LIVE HERE, HUH?

I RENT A ROOM.

YOU GO TO THE COLLEGE?

IN THE SUMMER?

I FAILED A COURSE
LAST SEMESTER.

I'M MAKING IT UP.

THEY TOLD ME
WHAT YOU DO.

IT SOUNDS
RIDICULOUS.

I SUPPOSE IT DOES.

WHY DID YOU DO THIS?

DO WHAT?

COME HERE.

TO SELL SOME TICKETS.

I DIDN'T WANT TO TURN DOWN
YOUR HUSBAND'S INVITATION.

YOUR FRIEND COULD'VE
COME--MR. BROWDY.

YOUR HUSBAND DIDN'T
INVITE MR. BROWDY.

YOU HAVE CONTEMPT
FOR US, DON'T YOU?

WHO?

WELL...

CERTAINLY EVERYBODY
HERE THIS AFTERNOON.

MAYBE EVERYONE ELSE,
TOO. I DON'T KNOW.

BUT CERTAINLY US.

WHY ARE WE
CONTEMPTIBLE TO YOU?

DO YOU CARE?

Malcolm: NO,
AS A MATTER OF FACT,

I HAVEN'T BEEN BACK
SINCE I LEFT.

ABOUT 12 YEARS AGO
NOW.

I WAS A KID.

WHERE DOES
YOUR FAMILY LIVE NOW?

THEY'RE DEAD.

OH.

UH, THAT'S
WHY I LEFT.

THEY WERE KILLED
IN A CAR ACCIDENT.

I GUESS MY FATHER
WAS DRUNK.

I DIDN'T KNOW THAT
AT THE TIME,

OF COURSE,
BUT LATER I FIGURED

THAT'S WHAT
IT MUST'VE BEEN.

HE WAS A PRETTY
RECKLESS CHARACTER

ALL AROUND, I GUESS.

ANYWAY, THEY PUT ME
IN THIS HOME.

I WAS ADOPTED OUT
A COUPLE OF TIMES, AND--

WELL, WHY DIDN'T
THEY EVER TAKE YOU?

THE BRANDONS?

I NEVER ASKED.

BEATS MOTELS,
HUH, KID?

YEAH. LISTEN,

WHAT WAS THAT
THIS AFTERNOON?

I MEAN, UH, WHAT WAS
THAT ALL ABOUT?

WHAT WAS
WHAT ALL ABOUT?

I CAN'T QUITE SEE YOU
MAKING SPEECHES

TO LADIES CLUBS,
RETTIG.

I MEAN, I TRY,

BUT I CAN'T QUITE
PICTURE IT.

YOU SHOULD'VE
BEEN THERE.

I WAS A BIG HIT.

I DON'T DOUBT THAT.

WHAT'S ON
YOUR MIND, KID?

APPLETON.

FORGET IT.

DO YOU?

I DON'T THINK ABOUT IT
ONE WAY OR THE OTHER.

YOU ALMOST WENT
INTO THE GROUND.

SAME THING
AT LAWRENCEVILLE.

NOW, HOW CAN YOU NOT
THINK ABOUT THAT?

I SAID FORGET IT.

REMEMBER WHAT
YOU ALWAYS SAID

WHEN I FIRST
STARTED WITH YOU?

"BE CAREFUL."

THAT'S WHAT
YOU ALWAYS SAID.

"THAT'S WHAT'S IMPORTANT
IN THIS BUSINESS, KID.

BE CAREFUL."

IS THAT WHAT
I ALWAYS SAID?

WHY ARE YOU TAKING
SO MANY CHANCES NOW?

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING
TO PROVE?

WE'LL BE JUMPING

FROM
A HOWARD DGA-15.

DGA. THAT STANDS FOR
DAMN GOOD AIRPLANE,

WHICH, OF COURSE,
IT IS.

VERY TRICKY
TO LAND, THOUGH.

YOU'RE
MUCH BETTER OFF

JUMPING OUT OF IT
THEN YOU ARE

TAKING YOUR CHANCE
ON LANDING IT.

THIS ONE'S
IN GOOD SHAPE.

WITH BROWDY,
A AIRPLANE'S IN GOOD SHAPE

IF IT HAS WINGS
AND A PROP.

WE'VE HAD
A LOT WORSE.

YOU REMEMBER
THAT TIME IN ADLER?

WE HAD AN AIRPLANE
IN ADLER

THAT NEVER EVEN
GOT OFF THE GROUND.

HIT THE END
OF THE RUNWAY,

WENT INTO
A CORNFIELD,

HARVESTED ABOUT
AN ACRE OF CORN

BEFORE THE PILOT

COULD GET IT
STOPPED.

ARE YOU GOING TO WATCH US
JUMP TOMORROW?

OH, YES.

YES, WE'LL BE THERE,
WON'T BE, ELIZABETH?

YES, I'M LOOKING
FORWARD TO IT.

WHAT IS THE MOST DANGEROUS
STUNT THAT YOU DO?

THE CAPE STUNT.

THAT'S A STUNT
WE DO WITH A CAPE.

AHH. DO YOU DO
THAT ONE?

OH, NO. RETTIG
DOES THAT ONE.

WHAT I DON'T
UNDERSTAND IS

WHY YOU DO
THIS THING AT ALL.

FOR ME,
IT'S A BUSINESS.

AND YOU, MR. RETTIG.

WHAT'S IT TO YOU,

IF YOU DON'T MIND
MY ASKING?

I HAD A FRIEND
IN THE ARMY, A SERGEANT--

PARACHUTED FOR ABOUT
20 YEARS.

HE USED TO SAY THAT
JUMPING WAS NOT ONLY

A WAY TO LIVE...
BUT ALSO A WAY TO DIE.

VERY FEW THINGS ARE.

THAT'S VERY INTERESTING.

"HE IS AT LIBERTY TO DIE

WHO DOES NOT
WISH TO LIVE."

YOU BELIEVE THAT?

THAT'S DEAD WRONG.

ARE YOU A RELIGIOUS MAN,
MR. BROWDY?

WHAT'S RELIGION
HAVE TO DO WITH IT?

Malcolm: BROWDY
GOES TO CHURCH

EVERY SUNDAY.

OK, OK, KID.

DOES THAT EMBARRASS
YOU, MR. BROWDY?

NO, IT DOESN'T
EMBARRASS ME.

I MEAN, WHY SHOULD
IT EMBARRASS ME?

LISTEN, IF WE GONNA GO
DOWNTOWN FOR THAT BEER,

WE'D BETTER
GET STARTED.

IF YOU'LL EXCUSE US,
MRS. BRANDON.

YEAH, I THINK
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

ANYBODY KNOW
OF A GOOD PLACE IN TOWN?

WE'RE OPEN
TO SUGGESTIONS.

THE HORSE'S HEAD
IS NICE.

OH, I THINK
THE HORSE'S HEAD

IS A BIT ON THE QUAINT
SIDE, DON'T YOU, ANNIE?

THE PARADISE MIGHT BE
MORE THE SORT OF PLACE

THAT WOULD
APPEAL TO YOU.

WHAT SORT OF PLACE
WOULD APPEAL TO US?

WELL, I JUST MEANT
THAT IT WAS LIVELY.

I INTENDED NO OFFENSE.

UH, ANNIE, WOULD YOU
CARE TO COME ALONG?

UH, DO YOU HAVE
OTHER PLANS?

THANK YOU, I HAVE.
I HAVE A DATE.

MM-HMM, ALL RIGHT.
THAT'S THE BREAKS, KID.

RETTIG, ARE
YOU COMING?

MRS. BRANDON,
UH, A VERY NICE SUPPER.

OHH, YOU'RE WELCOME.

IS THAT YOURS?

YOU WISH.

WHAT'S IT FOR?

MONEY FOR THE JUKEBOX.

HEH HEH HEH.

THAT DOESN'T LOOK

LIKE SMALL-TOWN
STUFF TO ME.

NOTHING LOOKS LIKE
SMALL-TOWN STUFF TO YOU.

AND WHAT'S WRONG
WITH THAT?

ALL RIGHT!

OK, WHAT CAN I DO
FOR YOU BOYS?

WELL, UM...

YEAH, RIGHT.
BESIDES THAT.

WHY DON'T WE START
WITH 3 BEERS,

AND WE'LL GO ON
FROM THERE

AND SEE
WHAT DEVELOPS.

RIGHT.

WHAT DO YOU
THINK, MIKE?

I THINK
DEFINITELY.

ONE OF THESE DAYS,
YOU'RE GONNA BE WRONG.

I HOPE I'M THERE
TO SEE IT.

I WAS WRONG ONCE.

ABOUT, UH, 1953,
I THINK, WASN'T IT?

HA HA!

WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF
THESE PEOPLE, MIKE?

WHAT PEOPLE?

THE BRANDONS.

I DON'T KNOW.

WHAT SHOULD I
MAKE OF THEM?

KIND OF PECULIAR,
DON'T YOU THINK?

NO OFFENSE, KID.

IT'S NOTHING
TO ME, BROWDY.

THEY'RE AS MUCH
STRANGERS TO ME

AS THEY ARE TO YOU.

I MUST SAY, THE THREE
OF YOU DON'T ACT

MUCH LIKE A FAMILY.

TELL YOU
ONE THING, THOUGH.

SHE'S ONE
GOOD-LOOKING WOMAN.

CLASS.

IT WAS SO QUIET,

I WONDERED
WHERE YOU WERE.

I'M HERE.

SIT DOWN.
TAKE A LOAD OFF.

HEY!

YOU GONNA COME OUT
TOMORROW AND WATCH US JUMP?

JUMP WHAT?

HA HA HA!

HERE.

BE OUR GUEST.

OHH! YOU'RE THEM!

YEAH, WE'RE THEM!

WHERE'S YOUR AIRPLANE?

HEH HEH HEH!
IT'S PARKED OUTSIDE.

HERE. BRING A FRIEND
IF YOU WANT.

MY BOYFRIEND, MAYBE?

THINK HE'D
GET ALONG WITH MIKE?

WELL, IF HE DIDN'T,
I COULD.

AHH, NO, NO.

HE'S MARRIED
AND GOT 7 KIDS.

YEAH, SURE,
I'LL BET.

WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

MARY.

HEH HEH HEH!

YOU'RE KIDDING.

NO, AND IF YOU SAY
ANYTHING

ABOUT MY BEING CONTRARY
OR HOW MY GARDEN GROWS,

I SCREAM.

I LOVE HER.
I REALLY DO.

WILL YOU MARRY ME?

YEAH, RIGHT.
TUESDAY.

I'M TIED UP
TILL THEN.

OK.

SEE YOU LATER.

WHERE ARE YOU GOIN'?

FOR A WALK.

OH, HO HO HO!

I THINK
I'M TAKING OFF, TOO.

THE MUSIC'S GIVING
ME A HEADACHE.

WHAT, ARE YOU GONNA LEAVE
OLD BROWDY TO HIS OWN DEVICES?

HEH! DON'T FORGET
TOMORROW'S SUNDAY.

THINK YOU'LL BE ABLE
TO FIND A CHURCH?

AHH, GET LOST,
WILL YA?

SMELL IT?

LOOK...

IF IT RAINS,
WE DON'T JUMP.

THAT'S SIMPLE ENOUGH,
ISN'T IT?

SIMPLE ENOUGH.

DO YOU WANT
SOME COMPANY?

NO.

YOU DON'T MIND,
DO YOU, KID?

RETTIG.

MAYBE YOU'LL FORGET
THE CAPE STUNT TOMORROW, HUH?

MIGHT NOT BE
A BAD DAY FOR IT.

THE AIR IS DAMP,
HEAVIER.

SLOWER DESCENT.

BY HOW MUCH?

A COUPLE OF SECONDS?
WHAT DOES THAT MATTER?

YOU CAN ONLY
STAY UP SO LONG.

THEN YOU HAVE
TO COME DOWN, RIGHT?

THAT'S RIGHT.

SOMETIMES,
I THINK YOU HATE TO COME

BACK TO THE GROUND AT ALL.

BEAUTIFUL NIGHT.

LITTLE COOLER.

YOU'RE ALL
BACK EARLY.

NO. I'M ALONE.

WE'RE A LITTLE OUT OF PLACE
HERE, AREN'T WE?

BROWDY AND I, ANYWAY.

WHY, OF COURSE NOT.

WE'RE DELIGHTED
TO HAVE YOU.

YOU DON'T
HAVE TO DO THAT.

DO WHAT?

BE POLITE, GRACIOUS.
IT'S NOT NECESSARY.

YOU'RE VERY DIRECT,
AREN'T YOU?

NOT VERY SUBTLE,
YOU MEAN.

NO. I DIDN'T
SAY THAT.

I THINK YOU ALL
ARE VERY SUBTLE,

BUT IN A DIRECT
SORT OF WAY.

WANT A DRINK
OR SOMETHING?

ARE YOU MARRIED?

NO.

WERE YOU, EVER?

YES.

WHAT ABOUT MALCOLM?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

HE MEANS A LOT TO YOU,
DOESN'T HE?

HE MIGHT HAVE BEEN OURS.

I MEAN, WE MIGHT
HAVE RAISED HIM...

AFTER HIS MOTHER
AND FATHER WERE KILLED.

BUT YOU DIDN'T.

JOHN DIDN'T WANT HIM.

DID YOU?

YES, I WANTED HIM.

MALCOLM'S MOTHER
WAS MY SISTER.

I WAS IN LOVE WITH WALT,
MALCOLM'S FATHER.

IT WAS SORT OF
TAKEN FOR GRANTED

THAT WE
WOULD BE MARRIED.

ONLY, I...

I DON'T KNOW. I...

I GUESS I JUST WASN'T
VERY OBSERVANT.

ONE DAY, WALT
AND ELEANOR DISAPPEARED,

AND WHEN THEY CAME BACK
A FEW DAYS LATER,

THEY WERE MARRIED.

AND AFTER A WHILE...

AFTER WHAT
MIGHT BE CALLED

A SUITABLE PERIOD
OF MOURNING...

I MARRIED JOHN.

AND IT WAS ALL RIGHT,
TOO, FOR A LONG TIME.

I MEAN,
WE LIKED EACH OTHER.

WE REALLY DID.

AND THEN THERE WAS
THE ACCIDENT, AND...

MALCOLM WAS
LEFT WITH NO ONE, AND...

JOHN DIDN'T WANT HIM.

I COULDN'T BLAME HIM
FOR THAT, REALLY.

HE KNEW I WANTED MALCOLM
BECAUSE HE WAS WALT'S CHILD.

IT WAS HIS RIGHT NOT
TO WANT HIM FOR THE SAME REASON.

WHY DO YOU STAY
MARRIED TO HIM?

WHY NOT?

I IMAGINE
YOU'RE THE SORT OF MAN

WHO ALWAYS MANAGES TO FIND

THE BEST AND RIGHTEST REASONS
FOR EVERYTHING YOU DO.

DO YOU THINK THAT'S
POSSIBLE FOR EVERYONE?

I'M ALWAYS HOPEFUL.

COME IN.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I HAVE A RIP IN THIS.
IT'S, UH...

PART OF MY COSTUME.

BROWDY LIKES FOR US
TO LOOK NEAT.

WOULD YOU LIKE ME
TO DO IT FOR YOU?

NO, THANKS.
I SEW PRETTY GOOD.

NO LUCK TONIGHT?

WITH WHAT?

WELL, USUALLY THERE ARE

A LOT OF UNATTACHED
GIRLS AT THE PARADISE.

I GUESS I HIT
AN OFF NIGHT.

HOW WAS YOUR DATE?

OK.

SIT DOWN.

HEY.

TAXI!
COME HERE!

WHOOPSY-DAISY!
HA HA HA HA!

IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT,
YOUNG FELLA?

I'M NEW AROUND TOWN
HERE, OFFICER. UH...

I SAY,
I JUST REMEMBERED

MY CAR IS RIGHT DOWN
THE STREET.

HA HA HA HA!
AAH!

WHOOPSY-DAISY!

I ONCE JUMPED OUT
OF THIS WINDOW.

WITH WHAT?

IT WAS WHEN
I WAS A KID.

I WONDERED WHAT
IT WOULD BE LIKE

TO JUMP
FROM THIS HIGH UP.

I THINK I HAD IT IN
THE BACK OF MY MIND

THAT I COULD FLY.

LOOK ALL RIGHT?

YEAH.

THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.

GOOD NIGHT.

GOOD NIGHT.

THANKS.

TELL YOU WHAT I'M GONNA DO
ONE OF THESE DAYS.

ONE OF THESE DAYS,
I'M GONNA CUT OUT,

AND I'M GONNA
GO OUT TO HOLLYWOOD.

I'M GONNA GET ME A JOB
AS ONE OF THEM STUNT MEN.

THEY MAKE GOOD DOUGH.

I KNOW THAT FOR A FACT.

AH...

YOU ASLEEP?

HEY...

YOU ASLEEP?

I'M NOT GONNA BE
DOING THIS FOREVER.

I HAVE PLANS.

LORD, I AM NOT WORTHY

THAT YOU SHOULD COME
UNDER MY ROOF.

SPEAK BUT THE WORD,
AND MY SOUL SHALL BE HEALED.

LORD, I AM NOT WORTHY

THAT YOU SHOULD COME
UNDER MY ROOF.

SPEAK BUT THE WORD,
AND MY SOUL SHALL BE HEALED.

LORD, I AM NOT WORTHY

THAT YOU SHOULD
COME UNDER MY ROOF.

SPEAK BUT THE WORD,
AND MY SOUL SHALL BE HEALED.

HE KNOWS, DOESN'T HE?

DOES IT HAPPEN OFTEN?

NO, NOT OFTEN...

BUT IT HAPPENS.

ARE YOU SURPRISED?

TOMORROW,
WHEN WE LEAVE HERE,

I WANT YOU
TO COME WITH ME.

COME WITH YOU?

YES.

YOU--DO YOU ALWAYS
OFFER SO MUCH MORE

THAN YOU'RE ASKED FOR?

ONLY TO THOSE WHO ASK

SO MUCH LESS
THAN THEY WANT.

IF IT WAS WHAT I WANT,

DO YOU THINK
I COULD ACCEPT IT?

THERE'S ALWAYS
ANOTHER CHOICE.

DON'T YOU SEE THAT?

NOT FOR EVERYONE.

FOR EVERYONE.

HOW DO YOU
COME TO HAVE

THIS WONDERFUL
FREEDOM OF CHOICE?

YOU TAKE IT.

FROM WHOM?

FROM ANYONE WHO SAYS
IT ISN'T YOURS TO TAKE.

OH, I ENVY YOU.

DON'T ENVY ME.
JOIN ME.

LEAVE ME ALONE.

DO IT.

A MERCIFUL STRANGER
COME TO SAVE ME

FROM THE
TERRIBLE BOREDOM

AND LOVELESSNESS
OF MY LIFE!

IS THAT WHAT
YOU THINK YOU ARE?

I'M ONLY OFFERING YOU
A WAY OUT.

I DON'T WANT A WAY OUT!

OH, WELL.

THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE.

YOU HAVE TO WANT IT.

IT'S EARLY.
COULD STOP ANYTIME.

GOOD, STIFF WIND
OUT THERE.

BLOW IT AWAY
IN A COUPLE HOURS.

GOT 650 TICKETS ON ME.

650 TICKETS.

TERRIFIC!

LOOK, KID, UH...

THE BUSINESS
IS MY END OF IT.

YOU LET ME
TAKE CARE OF ME.

IT'S ALL YOURS, BROWDY.

ALL RIGHT. WELL,
STOP NEEDLING ME

FOR WORRYING
ABOUT IT, THEN, OK?

I MEAN, I DON'T NOTICE
YOU PASSING UP YOUR CUT

WHEN IT COMES TIME
TO SPLIT THE TAKE.

YOU KNOW,
SOMETIMES I THINK

YOU HAVE A CASH REGISTER
FOR A HEAD.

YEAH, YEAH.
ALL RIGHT, KID, FINE.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO JUMP

IF YOU THINK
IT'S TOO DANGEROUS.

I MEAN, RETTIG AND ME
CAN MAKE OUT OURSELVES.

WHAT THE HELL
DO YOU MEAN...

STOP TALKING TO ME,
WILL YOU?

IF I "THINK
IT'S TOO DANGEROUS"?

JUST WHAT I SAID. YOUR
CHICKEN STREAK IS SHOWING!

MY CHICKEN STREAK!

THAT'S WHAT I SAID,
YOUR CHICKEN STREAK!

LISTEN, PAL.
I'VE SEEN YOUR HANDS

SHAKING AND SWEATY
UP THERE.

I'VE SEEN YOU TRYING
TO TALK TO YOURSELF

INTO JUST ONE MORE JUMP,

AND THE NEXT,
AND THE--

JUST A SLIGHT MISUNDERSTANDING,
MRS. BRANDON. I'M SORRY.

I'M SORRY, KID.
I'M A LITTLE BIT ON EDGE.

WE'RE A LITTLE ON EDGE.

YOUR NOSE
IS BLEEDIN', KID.

BROWDY.

YOU EVER
SEE HIM SWEAT, KID?

YOU EVER SEE HIS HANDS
SHAKE UP THERE?

NO. I NEVER HAVE, BROWDY.

WHERE'S YOUR CROWD?

THEY'LL COME.

WE'RE GONNA BE ALL RIGHT.

DEFINITELY.

HEY!

HEY!

HI! GOOD MORNING!
OK!

HOW'S OUR AIRPLANE?

WELL, I'M FINISHED.
SHE'S GASSED UP,

AND THE SEATS
TURNED AROUND,

AND THE DOOR'S OFF.

BOY, THAT DOORWAY'S
PRETTY NARROW, HUH?

SEEIN' HOW
THE THREE OF YOU

ARE GONNA GET OUT
OF THERE AT ONE TIME.

IT'S ALL RIGHT.
WE'RE USED TO IT. LISTEN,

RETTIG'S GONNA TELL YOU
WHAT HE WANTS YOU TO DO,

BUT THE MAIN THING
FOR YOU TO DO

IS JUST GET BACK DOWN ON
THE GROUND AS SOON AS POSSIBLE

AFTER EVERY JUMP.
NOW, A LONG WAIT

IS VERY BAD FOR A CROWD.
THEY GET RESTLESS.

YOU SEE?
GOT IT.

OK. JUST DON'T GET DOWN
BEFORE WE DO.

WELL, IF I DO THAT,
I'M GONNA

SHORTEN THE PROGRAM
CONSIDERABLY.

HA HA!
THAT'S VERY GOOD.

UH, THERE'S A GUY UP THERE
SETTIN' UP A P.A. SYSTEM.

WILL YOU GIVE HIM THAT

AND ASK HIM
TO GIVE US AN OUTLET?

RIGHT.
HERE.

SAY, THIS IS REALLY
EXCITING, YOU KNOW?

I MEAN, I NEVER DID

ANYTHING LIKE THIS
BEFORE.

TERRIFIC. THERE'S
A COUPLE KIDS AROUND,

IF YOU STIR 'EM UP
AND SEND 'EM IN

TO MAKE A COUPLE BUCKS
FOR THE AFTERNOON.

THAT'S NOT GONNA
BE HARD.

YEAH. RIGHT.

I'M READY.

YOU CERTAIN THAT
YOU WON'T COME ALONG?

YOU'RE NOT COMING,
MRS. BRANDON?

OK, NOW, LOOK.

WHEN WE COME DOWN
IN THE PARACHUTE,

WE NEED SOME HELP.

I WANT TWO OF YOU
TO COME OUT

ON EACH PARACHUTE,
AND YOU GRAB IT,

AND THEN YOU HELP US
COLLAPSE IT, OK?

YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?
YES.

OK, BUT THE MAIN
THING IS FOR YOU

TO GET US AS MANY
PARACHUTES OUT THERE

ON THAT TABLE IN FRONT
OF THE STANDS AS POSSIBLE.

WE WANT PLENTY
OF PARACHUTES, RIGHT?

RIGHT.
OK, IT'S TIME NOW.

NOW, LISTEN, EVERYONE.

DON'T LIFT ANY MORE
THAN YOU CAN CARRY, OK?

OK.

Ambulance driver:
MR. BROWDY?

Browdy: YEAH.

I'M THE AMBULANCE SERVICE.

WELL, WHERE IS IT?

PARKED OUT
BEHIND THE HANGAR.

WELL, COME ON.
LET'S GET IT OUT HERE

SO THEY CAN SEE IT.

WELL, I DON'T--
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.

WELL, IT'S JUST PART OF
THE ACT, YOU UNDERSTAND.

I MEAN, WE'RE NOT GONNA
NEED IT. KNOCK WOOD.

WE HAVE TO LET THEM
SEE THAT.

YOU GOT IT?

OH, I UNDERSTAND.
I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN.

YOU DRIVE THAT AMBULANCE
RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE STANDS

NICE AND SLOW,
ALL RIGHT?

AND YOU GET
THE LIGHT GOING,

AND LET'S MAKE
SOME NOISE, HUH?

UNDERSTAND?

PARK IT RIGHT OVER THERE

ON THE OTHER SIDE
OF THE STANDS.

YOU GOT IT?

RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT. GO.

YOU DIG THAT CROWD?

YEAH.

WHAT'S WITH RETTIG?

I DON'T KNOW.

HELL OF A CROWD,
BROWDY.

HA HA HA HA.

Man: TESTING, 1, 2, 3, 4.
TESTING, 1, 2, 3, 4.

TESTING, 1, 2, 3, 4.
IT'S OK HERE, EDDIE.

LET'S PUT ON THE RECORD.

ANY QUESTIONS?

UH, NO. NO, I, UH,
I THINK I GOT IT.

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

LITTLE NERVOUS.

YOU'RE GONNA GET OVER IT
REAL SOON, AREN'T YOU?

OH, YEAH. JUST
DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.

Dick:
ARE WE ALL SET?

Browdy: HEY, FELLAS,
SAY HELLO TO DICK DONFORD.

HE'S FROM
THE LOCAL RADIO STATION.

HI.

Browdy: I'LL BE DOING
THE COMMENTARY

ON ALL OF THE JUMPS.

THE STUNTS THAT I GO UP ON,

YOU JUST
DESCRIBE WHAT YOU SEE

AND, UH, ADD A LITTLE COLOR.

USE YOUR IMAGINATION.

RIGHT, RIGHT. I'VE DONE
A LOT OF SPORTS EVENTS.

YOU KNOW, BASKETBALL GAMES,
THAT KIND OF STUFF.

THAT'S RIGHT. JUST CALL IT
LIKE A BASKETBALL GAME.

Browdy on P.A.: ATTENTION.
ATTENTION, PLEASE.

GOOD AFTERNOON...

I DON'T SEE ANNIE.

...FOR COMING OUT HERE
TO WATCH US THIS AFTERNOON.

I DON'T THINK
YOU'RE GONNA BE DISAPPOINTED.

I THINK
I CAN PROMISE YOU THAT.

WE HAVE SOME VERY FINE STUNTS
LINED UP FOR YOU.

WHICH ONE IS HE?

THE ONE IN WHITE.

I LIKE THE ONE
IN THE RED BETTER.

YEAH. SO DID I.

OH, WHAT THE HELL?

THE WAY THINGS WORKED OUT,
I GOT NO COMPLAINTS.

DID I INTRODUCE OURSELVES?
NO, I DIDN'T.

IN THE YELLOW JUMPSUIT,
A LOCAL BOY MAKING GOOD,

MR. MALCOLM WEBSON.
LET'S HEAR IT FOR MALCOLM.

IN THE RED JUMPSUIT,

A GENTLEMAN WHO'S GONNA
DO SOMETHING VERY SPECIAL

FOR YOU LATER ON
THIS AFTERNOON,

MR. MIKE RETTIG.
LET'S HEAR IT FOR MIKE!

AND ME! MY NAME IS BROWDY!

CUT.

HERE HE COMES!

THERE'S HIS CHUTE!

OH! WHAT'S THIS?!
WHAT'S THIS?!

WHAT'S HAPPENING?!

LOOKS LIKE
HE LOST SOMETHING.

P.A.:
I GUESS IT'S A JOKE!

UH, WE HAVE
A LITTLE PROBLEM HERE.

THAT JUMPSUIT THAT I LOST

HAPPENED TO BE
THE ONLY ONE THAT I HAVE.

WE HAVE PEOPLE OUT ALL OVER
THE COUNTRYSIDE LOOKING FOR IT.

SO, UM, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK
WITH YOU AS SOON AS WE FIND IT.

HOW DO YOU FEEL?

IN THE MEANTIME,
I THOUGHT MAYBE

I MIGHT MAKE MYSELF
USEFUL AROUND HERE,

BY GOING UP WITH THE FELLAS
AND DESCRIBING A JUMP

RIGHT FROM OUR POINT OF VIEW.

YOU KNOW,
KIND OF A CHANGE OF PACE.

HOW'S THAT SOUND TO YOU, HUH?

ARE YOU READY, FOLKS? OK!

OH, UH, INCIDENTALLY,

THERE'S A REWARD
FOR THAT JUMPSUIT.

ANYBODY FINDING THAT JUMPSUIT
GETS A FREE PARACHUTE JUMP.

* OFF WE GO INTO
THE WILD BLUE YONDER *

* CLIMBING HIGH
INTO THE SUN *

HEY, DOWN THERE,
CAN YOU HEAR ME?!

IF YOU CAN HEAR ME,
LET'S HEAR IT!

COME ON! LET'S HEAR IT!

NO, THAT'S
NOT LOUD ENOUGH.

COME ON! LET'S HEAR IT!

HEY!
THAT'S A LOT BETTER.

IT'S A BEAUTIFUL SIGHT
UP HERE.

I WISH YOU WERE ALL
UP HERE WITH ME.

MIKE AND MALCOLM ARE
GETTING THEMSELVES SET NOW.

I THINK YOU'RE GONNA
LIKE THIS STUNT.

IT'S THE ONE
THEY'VE BEEN WORKING ON

FOR QUITE A WHILE NOW.

I'M GETTING THE GO-AHEAD
FROM MIKE NOW.

OK.

THERE THEY GO.

OK, THEY'RE OFF.

SHOULD BE ABLE
TO SEE THEM ABOUT NOW.

IT LOOKS GOOD.
IT LOOKS REAL GOOD.

YEAH, IT'S REAL GOOD.

OH! I'M FALLING OUT!

I FELL OUT!

OH, NO!

IS THERE A DOCTOR
IN THE HOUSE?!

I THINK I'M GONNA FAINT!

OH, I WANT Y'ALL TO KNOW
HOW MUCH I'VE ENJOYED

BEING A PART OF THIS SHOW.

I KNOW THAT MIKE RETTIG
AND MALCOLM ARE GONNA

CARRY ON WITHOUT ME.

I'D LIKE YOU TO TELL THEM
FOR ME, WILL YOU?

NOW, I DON'T WANT ANYBODY
TO BE UPSET.

NOW, THESE ARE
THE CHANCES WE TAKE.

WE ALL KNOW
IT COULD HAPPEN ANYTIME.

ESPECIALLY
IF YOU'RE STUPID ENOUGH

TO FALL OUT OF A PLANE
WITHOUT A CHUTE.

HA HA HA HA.

TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH,
I'M NOT THAT STUPID.

NO, I GUESS I BETTER
OPEN UP THIS PARACHUTE NOW,

BEFORE THIS JOKE
GOES A LITTLE TOO FAR.

NOW COMES THE MOST DANGEROUS
AND EXCITING STUNT

OF THE AFTERNOON.

I'D LIKE TO BE ABLE TO SAY
THAT WE ALL DREW LOTS

TO SEE WHO WAS GONNA PERFORM
THIS PARTICULAR STUNT,

BUT THAT'D BE A LIE

BECAUSE MALCOLM AND I
ARE CHICKEN, UH, MIKE RETTIG.

SERIOUSLY, THOUGH,
AS FAR AS WE KNOW,

MIKE IS THE ONLY PERSON
IN THIS COUNTRY

PERFORMING THIS PARTICULAR STUNT
AT THE PRESENT TIME.

WEARING
A SPECIALLY-DESIGNED CAPE,

MIKE IS GONNA JUMP AND DO
SOME VERY NICE THINGS FOR YOU

ON THE WAY DOWN.

HE'LL BE TRAVELING IN EXCESS
OF 200 MILES AN HOUR.

NOW, UP TO NOW, THE FASTEST
WE'VE GONE IS ABOUT 100,

SO YOU CAN SEE THE DIFFERENCE.

ANOTHER THING, UNLESS HE HOLDS
HIS ARMS ABSOLUTELY CORRECTLY,

THE WIND CAN BREAK THEM
RIGHT OFF.

ALSO, ATTACHED TO EACH FOOT
WILL BE THIS SMOKE FLARE

SO HE'LL LEAVE A TRAIL
THROUGH THE SKY

THAT YOU'LL BE ABLE
TO FOLLOW.

THAT IS, UNLESS
THE FLARE MALFUNCTIONS

AND BURNS HIS LEG, WHICH THEY
HAVE A NASTY HABIT OF DOING.

HEY, MIKE RETTIG!
NOW, LET'S HEAR IT FOR MIKE!

COME ON! LET'S HEAR IT!

SEE YA, KID.

RETTIG...

DON'T BE LATE FOR SUPPER.

THERE'S THE AIRCRAFT.

CUT.

THE FLARES ARE LIT!

PULL IT.

PULL IT!

RETTIG!

GET OUT OF HERE.
GET OUT OF HERE!

GET OUT OF HERE!

WHAT'S THE MATTER,
YOU MORBID CREEPS, YOU?!

COME ON!
GET OUT OF HERE!

COME ON!
GET OUT OF HERE!

MOVE 'EM BACK, DAMN IT!

WHAT THE HELL'S
WRONG WITH YOU?!

GET OUT OF HERE!

MALCOLM?

YOU ALL RIGHT?

IT'S ALL SET
FOR TUESDAY...

HERE
IN BRIDGEVILLE.

LISTEN...

LISTEN, KID,

I DON'T LIKE TO TALK ABOUT THIS
ANY MORE THAN YOU DO, BUT...

WE GOTTA GET SOME DOUGH...

I MEAN, FOR THE BURIAL
AND EVERYTHING.

TOMORROW'S THE FOURTH,
AND I THOUGHT MAYBE

WE COULD PUT ON
A SHORT PROGRAM,

CALL IT A MEMORIAL JUMP,
SOMETHING LIKE THAT,

MAYBE ONLY DO ONE JUMP.

I'D GET ON TELEVISION
AND RADIO TONIGHT

AND NEWSPAPERS
TOMORROW MORNING FOR SURE.

THEN TOMORROW
WE'LL JUST PASS THE HAT.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

WHO'D COME TO SEE
ONE JUMP?

WELL, I--

UNLESS...

WE JUMP THE CAPE.

THAT'S NOT NECESSARY.

WE CAN LEND YOU
THE MONEY FOR THE BURIAL.

MRS. BRANDON, UH...

THAT WOULDN'T BE GOOD AT ALL.

I MEAN, UH...

YOU CAN UNDERSTAND THAT,
CAN'T YOU?

OK.

I'LL DO IT.

Mr. Brandon: HAS HE DONE
THIS--THIS JUMP BEFORE?

Browdy: NO.

YOU WANT ME TO DO IT?

DO WHAT?

THE JUMP TOMORROW.

I MEAN, WE DIDN'T
REALLY, REALLY TALK ABOUT IT.

YOU JUST SAID YOU'D DO IT.

I'LL DO IT.

IT DOESN'T MATTER
WHICH ONE OF US DOES IT,

SO I'LL DO IT.

I JUMPED THE CAPE ONCE,
YOU KNOW.

I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.

ONCE...

A LONG TIME AGO.

SOMETHING WEIRD
ABOUT THAT STUNT.

RETTIG ISN'T THE FIRST ONE TO GO
IN THE GROUND DOING THAT ONE.

I ALMOST DID MYSELF...

THE ONE TIME
I JUMPED THE CAPE.

I MEAN, THERE WAS
A COUPLE SECONDS THERE WHEN...

I THINK I FELT LIKE THE CAPE
WOULD ACTUALLY KEEP ME UP.

LIKE I HAD WINGS OR SOMETHING.

IT WAS CRAZY.

ALMOST DIDN'T PULL
THE RIPCORD.

CLOSE--I CAME REALLY CLOSE.

THERE'S BEEN A LOT OF GUYS
RIDE THE CAPE

RIGHT INTO THE GROUND.

I GUESS YOU REALLY DON'T KNOW
IF YOU'RE THE KIND

THAT MIGHT DO THAT UNTIL
YOU'VE RIDDEN THE CAPE ONCE.

AT LEAST ONCE.

Director:
LET'S HOLD IT.

ALL RIGHT, NOW.

ONCE AGAIN
FROM THE BEGINNING.

AND REMEMBER, PEOPLE,
TIME IS SHORT.

TIME IS VERY SHORT.

Radio: AND THAT CONCLUDES
THE NATIONAL NEWS.

COME IN.

Radio: WE'VE BEEN
ASKED TO ANNOUNCE

THAT TOMORROW'S
FOURTH OF JULY PARADE

WILL START AT CITY HALL

AND THEN PROCEED NORTH
ON MAIN STREET.

HUGE CROWDS ARE EXPECTED,

SO IF YOU'RE THINKING
OF TRAVELING

THROUGH THE DOWNTOWN AREA,

YOU'RE ADVISED TO USE
OUTLYING ALTERNATE ROUTES.

WE'LL KEEP YOU ADVISED,

SO FOR UP-TO-THE-MINUTE
TRAFFIC BULLETINS,

STAY TUNED TO THIS STATION.

AND HERE'S
THE WEATHER REPORT.

THE WEATHERMAN
HAS PROMISED TEMPERATURES

IN THE HIGH NINETIES,

SO DRESS ACCORDINGLY.

NOW FOR THE LOCAL
BASEBALL SCORES.

I KEEP REMEMBERING MYSELF
STARING

AT THE AIRPLANE
THIS AFTERNOON.

STANDING THERE
LOOKING AT HIM...

WANTING TO SAY SOMETHING.

LIKE THERE WERE
SOME MAGIC WORD TO SAVE HIM.

I COULDN'T SAY THAT WORD...

'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW
WHAT IT IS.

PAY ATTENTION, DAMN IT!

CUT.

OK, PULL IT!

COME ON! PULL IT!

RETTIG!

TERRIFIC! TERRIFIC!

YOU SCARED
THE HELL OUTTA ME!

WHAT'D YOU WAIT
SO LONG TO PULL FOR?!

BEAUTIFUL! BEAUTIFUL!

WHEN YOU PULLED IT, YOU REALLY
PULLED IT, DIDN'T YOU?

RIGHT OUT OF THE PACK.

HEY, KID, YOU READY?

JUST ABOUT.

IS EVERYTHING--

YEAH, EVERYTHING'S
ALL TAKEN CARE OF.

ARE YOU LEAVING, TOO,
MR. BROWDY?

NO. I'LL BE STAYING
THROUGH TOMORROW

FOR THE FUNERAL,
BUT I SEE NO POINT

IN MY STAYING HERE
TONIGHT.

I MEAN, YOU KNOW,

IT WOULDN'T FEEL RIGHT
IF THE KID WAS GONE.

WELL, LISTEN, I--I'LL WAIT
FOR YOU DOWNSTAIRS.

YOU HAVE ABOUT
A HALF AN HOUR

BEFORE THE TRAIN.

MALCOLM...

YOU WON'T STAY
FOR A WHILE, THOUGH?

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

I DON'T KNOW.

WILL YOU LET US KNOW HOW
YOU ARE FROM TIME TO TIME?

I'D LIKE TO KNOW
HOW YOU ARE.

I WILL.

WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO DO, BROWDY?

WELL, I THOUGHT
I MIGHT HEAD WEST.

I'VE BEEN THINKING
ABOUT THAT A LOT LATELY.

I THINK
I MIGHT JUST HEAD WEST.

BUT YOU NEVER CAN TELL
WHAT MIGHT TURN UP.

RIGHT?

YOU DON'T MIND
MY NOT STAYING, DO YOU--

FOR TOMORROW? I--

GET LOST, WILL YOU?

HEY, KID?

NEXT TIME
YOU GET IN AN AIRPLANE,

MAKE SURE IT'S GOT
A DOOR ON IT.

HEH HEH.

HE WANTED ME
TO GO WITH HIM.

DID HE?

THE THOUGHT
TERRIFIED ME.

AND ME.