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♪I was putting on my raincoat ♪
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♪When I saw myself again ♪
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♪I was thinking about
how I felt ♪
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♪When you fooled
my heart again ♪♪
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- Okay, pros.
- He's very cute.
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Yes, but he has no desire
to have sex with us
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- which is great.
- Is it?
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It's way less messy.
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Hmm...
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Pro, he's a dentist.
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- I don't know.
- What?
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I mean, aren't dentists, like,
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the most suicidal people
in the world?
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- I think that's Finnish people.
- I heard a statistic.
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I'm putting dentist
in the pro column.
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Cute, no desire
to have sex with us,
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dentist. That's all
we have so far?
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Oh, he gave us
the friend discount
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- which means he's generous.
- That's a pro.
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Generous. Okay, cons.
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- Suicidal.
- We don't know that!
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We don't not know that.
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And we don't want our kids
traumatized by a father who...
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You know?
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What is wrong with you?
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I don't know,
I think I'm nervous.
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I mean, look at them,
they're just so perfect.
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- That's social media.
- It's not real.
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The point is to look perfect.
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- So it's a lie.
- They're liars. That's a con.
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No! It's just
a greatest hits list.
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- They leave out the bad parts.
- Like the sadism.
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What are you talking about?
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That movie with
the killer plant
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where Steve Martin
was a sadistic dentist.
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Please, not today.
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If you're going to be
this weird today,
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they're not going
to give us their sperm.
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- I can't help it.
- The seasons are changing.
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I feel too much.
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Here, just write
a poem about it.
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Are they making
a pro and con list about us?
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- What?
- No! We're perfect.
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- Are we?
- What do you mean?
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Do you think
they're going to ask
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- to see my credit score?
- I mean, maybe,
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he sensed your
financial stability
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and that's why he gave you
a discount for your tooth!
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- And how is that tooth?
- Any sharp edges?
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It's so smooth,
I don't feel a thing.
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You must be Nico.
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Oh, yes to sperm,
no to handshakes. Okay.
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Uh... So, you're a psychologist?
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- Hmm.
- That is such a great balance
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for a dentist.
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Why?
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Oh, because you know,
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uh, dentistry...
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We're so glad
you two could come.
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They're a little bit
older than I imagined.
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Not long in the tooth, though.
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They have
great gums, okay?
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Very strong.
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We can hear you,
by the way.
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And what about Anna's
cute aggression?
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My what aggression?
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You broke your tooth
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due to an attack
of cute aggression.
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- That's the psychological term.
- Mmm.
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So who's to say
you won't crush a baby
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with your love? I mean,
that wouldn't be very... cute.
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Oh, my god!
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Anna would never
crush a baby.
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- Well, how can we be sure?
- Uh, Nico likes to be
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- sure about things.
- Yeah, well, Khalil believes
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in huge leaps of faith.
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Well, that's what
believing is.
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- What?
- A leap of faith.
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Hmm. Khalil tends to leap
without looking at all.
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- Nico?
- Mm-hmm?
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- You said you'd be open.
- You know how much
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- this means to me.
- I want to be thorough.
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I don't want you disappointed
like the last time.
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You were so down.
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- See?
- You promised you'd try.
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You promised you'd try.
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You're right. I'm sorry.
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We're very excited
by your proposal
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to co-parent
our mutual offspring.
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I brought along copies
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of our financial
and medical records.
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- Oh!
- You didn't?
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Here's a copy of our
custody agreement template
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courtesy of our lawyer.
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- Wow.
- Over to you.
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Um, for such
an important decision,
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you know, one so biological
in nature,
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getting out of our heads
and into our bodies
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in an attempt to feel out
the connection
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is just more aligned
with our future
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mothering... approach.
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Wow.
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- That's beautiful.
- Rosa's a poet.
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- Oh, artistic. That's good.
- Oh!
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Okay, so I have science,
you have arts.
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And Nico has interpersonal
skills.
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And what about you, Anna?
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- Oh, Anna has fashion.
- Fashion what?
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I'm a stylist.
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Also very creative.
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So who would be carrying?
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I mean,
ideally, we both would.
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- At the same time?
- This is great.
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Isn't this great, honey?
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I'm feeling a yes!
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We haven't talked
about health,
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religion, education,
finances, like...
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I mean, if everybody
talked about those things
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before having babies,
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there would be no babies,
right?
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I... No.
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I...
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I'm feeling...
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Um, uh, sometimes
he just needs to give
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- his feelings a little space.
- You know?
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I get that,
my parents are both therapists.
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Oh, and you turned out okay?
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Uh, yeah!
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That blonde one
is just so blonde.
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At least, Nazira
was Lebanese like you.
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We don't even know which one
is going to get pregnant.
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Plus, Rosa's mixed.
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If Anna gets pregnant,
our baby will be mixed.
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- It's a new world.
- Let's embrace it.
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It's just, it's not
feeling very official.
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I don't want making
a family to be official.
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Besides, a surrogate
would cost us a fortune
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and there's no guarantee.
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Adoption could take forever.
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And I want moms in the picture.
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Breastfeeding
is the number one way
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to promote optimal jaw growth
and healthy teeth.
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Okay, well, maybe we should
go for ones that are a bit,
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you know, younger.
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Oh, are we really going
to be those sexist pigs
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who just want a woman
in their 20s?
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Do you remember how
devastated I was
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when Nazira pulled the plug?
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Of course, I do.
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And then these two lovelies,
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they show up in my practice
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- and they made me a card.
- A card, Nico.
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It's fate. It has to be.
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I say we take a chance.
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Huh? Yeah?
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Jump.
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That contract better
be airtight.
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- Yeah, of course.
- Yes, yes, yes.
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Yeah, we'll do it? Okay.
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A poet, a dentist,
a stylist, and a psychologist
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make some babies.
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- Really?
- Yeah!
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That's amazing.
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- Oh... Okay.
- Yes!
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Mmm 'kay.
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Sss...
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so...
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Do you live in a house
or a condo?
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I assume at your age,
you must own.
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You know,
it's kind of a funny story.
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- It's settled then.
- You guys have to stay with us
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until you find something.
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Yeah, duh!
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- Thank you!
- Wow.
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Oh...
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- I'm so excited.
- Yay!
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