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- So...
- How do you know this guy?
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He teaches yoga at one
of the seniors homes I work at.
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And he has two wives?
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Anna, they're practicing
ethical non-monogamy.
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It's a beautiful thing.
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Couldn't we have just listened
to a podcast on polyamory?
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C'mon! Co-Parenting apps
aren't working.
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We need to be inspired.
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By sister wives?
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We are so grateful
for this moment
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to share what we're about.
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The nuclear family
has failed.
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Takes a village, right?
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I can tell
you're a healer.
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Mm-hmm.
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I feel so seen.
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Oh.
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Hi.
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- Okay.
- You're popular.
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh.
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Mmm...
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I can't get enough of this.
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What?
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Paco loves being a father.
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Being a dad
is the greatest.
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- You seem like a natural.
- Well, if I could,
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I would father 100 children.
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I thought that this would
be so complicated,
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- but you all make it look...
- easy.
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It's a lot of talking
things through.
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- Sharing feelings.
- Lots of going deep.
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Right...
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Making sure
everyone's needs are met.
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I love getting
my needs met.
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Hmm.
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This home,
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this vibe, it feels really good.
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We've been on some pretty
bad co-parenting dates.
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- We've been loafed.
- What?
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- She means "breadcrumbed."
- Oh...
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- We were "cat-fisted."
- She means "catfished."
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There were guys
that just wanted threesomes.
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Not that I'm against
threesomes.
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Anyhow, it's just,
it's so great
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to see people making
an alternative family work.
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Well, we are very excited
for you to take this step.
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And we wanted to support you
on your journey.
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So...
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We have a surprise for you!
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Ooh... It's kind of warm.
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- It's supposed to be warm.
- I don't know if Coopy Gwyneth
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made for it to be this warm.
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We were wondering
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if you would like
for us to do a sacred chant.
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It really helped us
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with our preconception
yoni steaming.
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- ♪Welcome♪
- ♪Welcome ♪
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- ♪Welcome♪
- ♪Welcome ♪
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- ♪To the spirit♪
- ♪Spirit ♪
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♪Of the womb ♪
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- ♪Welcome♪
- ♪Welcome ♪
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Is my yoni supposed
to be this overheated?
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- Shh.
- I mean, it's really hot.
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It's just the pathways
opening.
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I think my pathways
are open enough.
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Okay.
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- ♪Welcome♪
- ♪Welcome ♪
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- ♪To the spirit...♪
- Okay, it's really hot.
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- ♪Spirit♪
- I'm burnt!
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- Are you okay?
- No, I'm burnt!
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- She's burnt!
- Is everything okay?
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My vagina is burnt.
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Your vagina is burnt?
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Is it bad? Check!
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Um...
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Will I ever be able
to have sex again?
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It's pretty red.
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- Oh, no!
- And it's pretty big.
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- Big?
- I don't know.
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I mean,
maybe it's swollen?
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Or maybe you just
have a big vagina.
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- Yoni.
- I'll have you know
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that I've been told
by everyone,
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everyone I've slept with,
that I have a tiny,
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perfect, lime-tasting vagina.
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- Yoni.
- Lime?
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It's because I'm plant-based.
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You had bacon
at brunch this morning.
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Bacon doesn't count!
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Ow, it really hurts.
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We have aloe.
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Oh, thanks.
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- I can apply it.
- Sure.
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He... He can apply it.
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I'm a registered
massage therapist.
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That feels better already.
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I also practice
sensual massage.
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Did you know
that there are seven
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different ways
that a woman can orgasm?
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Seven?
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What's happening
right now?
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This is not
part of our agreement.
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- Definitely not.
- Babes.
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Non-patriarchal terms
of endearment.
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- My "heartmates."
- This isn't cool!
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Let's just process
this tomorrow.
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- No.
- No, we'll process it now.
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- Yeah.
- What is wrong with you?
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I am burnt!
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Okay, let's just remember
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non-violent communication,
everyone.
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- Mom!
- Not now, honey!
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Would you like to start
with a repair?
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You're right.
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My desperate need for women
to love me
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all goes back to my mother.
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- It's okay.
- This is a safe space.
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Oh, my God.
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- What happened?
- Is it over?
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I did the thing.
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The thing?
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The thing.
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Where I get distracted
by some douchey guy
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just because he likes kids
and he's marginally hot.
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- Hey...
- Oh, yeah, she does that.
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- I'm so sorry.
- It's okay.
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- You can't help it.
- She's a very high libido.
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It's a liability.
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Let's get out of here.
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Thank you
for your hospitality.
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I think this is just
a little too alternative for us.
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Hey, that's my placenta!
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Rosa!
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You told me to get you
something cold from the freezer.
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